WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: Bust a Corn Nut & Maller Log 0:00:00.720 --> 0:00:01.480 Kutbooms. 0:00:02.320 --> 0:00:05.400 If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes 0:00:05.440 --> 0:00:09.200 a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants 0:00:09.200 --> 0:00:12.480 of the Old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He 0:00:12.600 --> 0:00:15.520 treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the 0:00:15.640 --> 0:00:17.480 rich pill poppers in the penthouse. 0:00:18.079 --> 0:00:18.360 Wow. 0:00:18.600 --> 0:00:22.320 The Clearinghouse of Hot takes break free for something special. 0:00:22.680 --> 0:00:29.360 The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now. 0:00:28.960 --> 0:00:34.239 In the air everywhere. The Fifth Hour with Ben mal 0:00:34.440 --> 0:00:36.520 That would be me saying my name and the third 0:00:36.520 --> 0:00:39.440 person and Danny g Radio. This is not the original 0:00:39.479 --> 0:00:41.920 recipe podcast that would be the overnight show during the week. 0:00:42.080 --> 0:00:45.680 This is the Extra Crispy, extra Spicy Fifth Hour podcast, 0:00:46.000 --> 0:00:49.000 only available here because we can say bad words like 0:00:49.040 --> 0:00:52.280 the word shit. We can't say the word shit on radio, 0:00:52.520 --> 0:00:54.640 but we can say the word shit here on the podcast. 0:00:54.880 --> 0:00:57.320 That's how you know it's a podcast, Danny, and not 0:00:57.480 --> 0:01:02.400 some broadcast thing on commercial radio. No no, no, no 0:01:02.400 --> 0:01:03.040 no no. 0:01:03.320 --> 0:01:06.000 This past throwback Thursday on C and R, we were 0:01:06.000 --> 0:01:09.720 talking about America's best jingles of all time. I know 0:01:09.760 --> 0:01:12.040 You're a jingle guy, I love jingle. We brought that 0:01:12.160 --> 0:01:18.039 up number one radio station jingles TV commercials all that. 0:01:18.959 --> 0:01:22.560 There was actually a national radio campaign in the late nineties. 0:01:22.600 --> 0:01:25.280 It was for corn nuts. Do you remember this. They 0:01:25.400 --> 0:01:31.000 sang bust a nut, bust a nut. And I don't 0:01:31.080 --> 0:01:33.720 think that that would be okay to play on the 0:01:33.840 --> 0:01:35.679 radio right now. I don't know how they got away 0:01:35.680 --> 0:01:36.400 with it back then. 0:01:36.840 --> 0:01:39.320 Now, if you want to have fun and totally nerd 0:01:39.360 --> 0:01:43.119 yourself out on YouTube, there's a portal you can go 0:01:43.200 --> 0:01:45.120 in that's nothing but old jingles. 0:01:45.200 --> 0:01:46.000 Oh, I love it. 0:01:46.000 --> 0:01:49.560 It is so awesome. And I always ring this up 0:01:49.560 --> 0:01:51.680 when we talk about jingles because I'm a radio nerd 0:01:52.080 --> 0:01:56.000 and we've talked about this before. Clayton Kershaw's father, Yeah, 0:01:56.360 --> 0:01:59.480 made his living composing radio jingles. 0:01:59.520 --> 0:02:02.120 He was museum. I brought that up on the show. 0:02:02.160 --> 0:02:03.960 They had not none of them knew about that. 0:02:04.200 --> 0:02:06.400 Yeah, it's a great fun fact. Clayton Kerschel's father passed 0:02:06.400 --> 0:02:08.040 away about, you know, ten years ago, but he was 0:02:08.120 --> 0:02:12.880 a He was a composer of jingles for radio stations. 0:02:12.880 --> 0:02:15.920 And there's what you had a name shout, So did I. 0:02:16.440 --> 0:02:19.959 Right before everything went digital. We had these carts and 0:02:20.080 --> 0:02:22.600 it set our name on it. It's a jingle shout 0:02:22.960 --> 0:02:25.080 and there'd be a jingle. It was like back to 0:02:25.200 --> 0:02:28.680 back fresh jams. And then there was a donut where 0:02:28.840 --> 0:02:31.160 just the music was there with no singing, and I 0:02:31.200 --> 0:02:34.040 would hit the shout saying Danny G. And then it 0:02:34.080 --> 0:02:37.799 would say Q one O four seven or something like that. 0:02:37.880 --> 0:02:40.239 You know, it was so cool. Z one hundred in 0:02:40.320 --> 0:02:44.040 New York had a famous jingle. Most famous stations from 0:02:44.080 --> 0:02:45.400 back in the day had a jingle. 0:02:45.760 --> 0:02:48.400 Yeah, there was a period everyone did. It was a 0:02:48.560 --> 0:02:53.240 very popular form of advertising. Jingles have actually been used 0:02:54.000 --> 0:02:56.240 for how many use you think jingle has been around? 0:02:56.639 --> 0:02:58.800 Broadcasting started in the nineteen twenties, but I bet you 0:02:58.800 --> 0:03:03.120 they predate broadcast. Thing you did the McDonald's one yesterday's podcast, 0:03:03.160 --> 0:03:04.320 didn't you? Oh? 0:03:04.400 --> 0:03:07.800 Yeah? The butt up which a rapper actually wrote that one, 0:03:07.960 --> 0:03:08.239 did he? 0:03:08.440 --> 0:03:09.560 Yeah? Okay, all right? 0:03:10.160 --> 0:03:12.680 Push a t from a popular group called the. 0:03:12.840 --> 0:03:17.000 Clips Nationwide is on your side. That's kind of right. 0:03:17.800 --> 0:03:19.640 The one I quote all the time when a player 0:03:19.639 --> 0:03:21.720 gets hurt. What do I say anytime a player gets hurt? 0:03:21.919 --> 0:03:24.160 Danny G? What is my my go to line? I 0:03:24.600 --> 0:03:31.600 quote Rice Crispies, Snap Pop. That's partly because when I 0:03:31.639 --> 0:03:34.400 was a kid, I I recall though, that commercial, it's 0:03:34.400 --> 0:03:35.200 stuck in my head. 0:03:35.440 --> 0:03:41.360 Remember Arms did Lucky Charms had a famous jingle magically delicious. 0:03:41.680 --> 0:03:46.800 Oh yeah, how about this one pop pop fizz fizzhe 0:03:46.960 --> 0:03:47.320 it is? 0:03:47.560 --> 0:03:52.840 Yeah, YouTube had a top ten and that was in there. Boy, Oh, 0:03:53.240 --> 0:03:55.960 kit Cat, give me a break, Give me a break. 0:03:56.480 --> 0:03:58.720 Here's the winging off a piece of that kit Cat bar. 0:03:59.360 --> 0:04:01.120 That's a good one. How about this one, I Wish 0:04:01.280 --> 0:04:03.160 I was an oscar by your wead. 0:04:05.000 --> 0:04:07.720 That's one of the og ones that lasted for years, 0:04:09.000 --> 0:04:10.600 the old school band aid jingle. 0:04:11.360 --> 0:04:13.560 Yeah, Oh, how about I don't want to grow up, 0:04:13.640 --> 0:04:18.440 I want to be a toys Yeah, that was solid, man. 0:04:18.400 --> 0:04:20.040 There's been so many over the years. 0:04:20.080 --> 0:04:21.640 We keep going, no one, no one will be listening 0:04:21.680 --> 0:04:23.320 to this party. We can keep going, will be the 0:04:23.360 --> 0:04:26.239 only ones doing. Nobody, nobody listen, you got. 0:04:28.160 --> 0:04:31.320 No man, check this out. Not only were we flooded 0:04:31.400 --> 0:04:34.880 with calls that hour, people were still calling about it 0:04:34.920 --> 0:04:38.640 on Friday afternoon and texting and tweeting about it. So 0:04:38.760 --> 0:04:41.719 this struck a nerve, a good nerve with people. Because 0:04:41.760 --> 0:04:46.279 this stuff it's proven. Obviously, it stays in our head forever. 0:04:46.960 --> 0:04:49.880 No, it's true. Listen when when I think about ice cream, 0:04:49.920 --> 0:04:52.720 I think about what would you do for a condact bar. 0:04:53.160 --> 0:04:56.320 That's a good one. Nobody brought that one up. How 0:04:56.320 --> 0:05:00.640 about here's it? How about Mentos? Mentos Nils had that go. 0:05:00.720 --> 0:05:02.640 Remember the guy in the suit, he sits down on 0:05:02.680 --> 0:05:05.200 the wet paint, gets up and they just make his 0:05:05.480 --> 0:05:06.560 whole suit striped. 0:05:12.600 --> 0:05:16.599 The fresh maker. Oh yeah, yeah, I remember, I remember that. 0:05:16.800 --> 0:05:20.520 How about the one that was an infomercial and everyone 0:05:20.600 --> 0:05:22.600 used to goof on it. I think it's in the 0:05:22.720 --> 0:05:28.279 late eighties, early nineties. Clap on, clap off, the clapper. Yeah. 0:05:28.560 --> 0:05:32.200 Guy said that these are stingers, the word for what 0:05:32.240 --> 0:05:35.480 we do, a stinger. But like when you're out playing 0:05:35.560 --> 0:05:38.359 softball in a rec league or something like that and 0:05:38.440 --> 0:05:42.440 somebody makes a great snag, you'll always hear somebody go 0:05:42.600 --> 0:05:43.920 no no, no, no, no. 0:05:43.800 --> 0:05:46.400 No, oh yes, ESPN. 0:05:46.360 --> 0:05:49.919 Yeah, play of the day. And then also with the 0:05:50.040 --> 0:05:53.279 NFL Draft coming up this week, that tone they play 0:05:53.600 --> 0:05:54.480 before every pick. 0:05:55.080 --> 0:05:59.360 Sure he's in yeah no, no, no. I'm reading a study, 0:05:59.360 --> 0:06:01.960 it says study was according to a recent study, up 0:06:01.960 --> 0:06:04.200 to ninety five up to as a weasel term, but 0:06:04.400 --> 0:06:06.560 up to ninety five percent of people who here jingles 0:06:06.920 --> 0:06:12.599 are remembered by them the most effective marketing tool. But 0:06:12.720 --> 0:06:16.600 yet at some point in our business and radio they 0:06:16.600 --> 0:06:20.120 were looked down upon as being old and dated and 0:06:20.200 --> 0:06:22.800 dusty and you can't use them. But yet there they work. 0:06:23.080 --> 0:06:25.279 I feel like they're on the comeback because there's a 0:06:25.279 --> 0:06:28.440 couple of commercials playing on our network right now where 0:06:28.480 --> 0:06:31.240 you hear a jingle and it's a new, modern product. 0:06:31.680 --> 0:06:33.359 I just don't think they're ever gonna die. 0:06:34.160 --> 0:06:36.360 Now, Well, we should have the we should have the 0:06:36.400 --> 0:06:39.200 company make like a jingle open for the podcast. 0:06:39.520 --> 0:06:42.600 That, yeah, that would be good, right, yeah. 0:06:42.160 --> 0:06:44.000 If I think we're gonna got to the mailbag tomorrow, 0:06:44.040 --> 0:06:49.000 but somebody for number one, yeah something the number one, yeah, 0:06:49.040 --> 0:06:51.720 because I'll get I don't want to do it now. 0:06:51.760 --> 0:06:53.960 But in the mailbag somebody had written in saying, are 0:06:54.000 --> 0:06:56.480 you going to change the open to the podcast? And 0:06:56.520 --> 0:07:00.120 we should if we ever do change it, I think 0:07:00.160 --> 0:07:02.479 we should go that way. I think we should find 0:07:02.560 --> 0:07:03.040 the jingle. 0:07:03.120 --> 0:07:03.880 That's idea. 0:07:03.960 --> 0:07:06.640 I think we just go big, go jingle or go home. 0:07:07.040 --> 0:07:08.840 So we had the Mallard travel logs. 0:07:08.720 --> 0:07:14.040 See Cow Go, See Cow Cow, which, by the way, 0:07:14.080 --> 0:07:16.560 as little kids, we thought it was pussy Cow, pussy Cow. 0:07:20.560 --> 0:07:23.480 These guys on the show, they're not from LA, so 0:07:23.520 --> 0:07:25.320 they had no idea what I was talking about. But 0:07:25.360 --> 0:07:27.480 my older brother was cracking up, laughing. 0:07:27.640 --> 0:07:32.240 Yeah, that's a solid. So we had a travelog yesterday. 0:07:32.880 --> 0:07:35.760 We will continue a little bit of the travelog. 0:07:35.600 --> 0:07:37.480 Will day shot nurse style. 0:07:38.520 --> 0:07:43.600 We start out with the wedding weekend Uber And I'm 0:07:43.600 --> 0:07:46.400 not talking about like actually using Uber or any of 0:07:46.400 --> 0:07:49.560 the car writing services. I was the Uber. So we 0:07:49.600 --> 0:07:52.400 had rented a car to drive from LA to the 0:07:52.400 --> 0:07:57.520 Bay Area, and my mother in law tagged along. Now 0:07:57.720 --> 0:08:00.120 you hear horror stories about mothers in law and all that, 0:08:00.200 --> 0:08:01.360 but I get along with. 0:08:01.280 --> 0:08:02.040 My mother in law. 0:08:02.160 --> 0:08:06.200 So she's a nice woman, a little neurotic at times 0:08:06.200 --> 0:08:09.200 because he's a nurse. She was a nurse in the 0:08:09.280 --> 0:08:12.760 trauma emergency room in LA one of the worst neighborhoods 0:08:12.760 --> 0:08:15.480 in LA for her career, but she's cool. We get 0:08:15.520 --> 0:08:17.400 along well. But she was in the car with us 0:08:17.440 --> 0:08:21.400 on the ten hour drive up to Northern California and 0:08:21.440 --> 0:08:26.240 then at the hotel a bunch of the family, pretty 0:08:26.280 --> 0:08:28.120 much everyone because most of the people don't live in 0:08:28.360 --> 0:08:30.640 Northern California, so they were all staying at this hotel, 0:08:31.000 --> 0:08:33.920 people from all over the country. And in order to 0:08:33.960 --> 0:08:37.040 get to the wedding. We'll tell you about that in 0:08:37.080 --> 0:08:38.680 a second, because I know you're dying to hear about 0:08:38.720 --> 0:08:40.959 some random wedding of people you don't know. But the 0:08:41.240 --> 0:08:44.640 wedding was in the forest. Like I'd never been to 0:08:44.679 --> 0:08:46.360 a wedding in the forest. It was out in the 0:08:46.400 --> 0:08:49.320 redwood forest, which I didn't even knows possible you could 0:08:49.360 --> 0:08:52.080 do that. But there was like a ranch, which is 0:08:52.080 --> 0:08:53.520 not a ranch because it's in a forest, So I 0:08:53.520 --> 0:08:55.520 don't know what the hell you call it. Resort something. 0:08:55.760 --> 0:08:56.760 They had wedding. 0:08:56.880 --> 0:08:59.120 Yeah, in space. I've seen this before up there. 0:08:59.480 --> 0:09:02.360 Yeah, I've never seen that. But anyway, in order to 0:09:02.400 --> 0:09:06.360 get to the forest, you couldn't drive out there. There 0:09:06.400 --> 0:09:08.280 wasn't room to park. It was in the middle of 0:09:08.360 --> 0:09:11.480 the forest, and so you had to go to a 0:09:11.640 --> 0:09:16.240 destination drop off at this location and they picked up 0:09:16.320 --> 0:09:18.760 a shuttle. Yes, a shuttle bus takes you out to 0:09:18.800 --> 0:09:21.199 the forest. But to get there, there's not a lot 0:09:21.200 --> 0:09:23.280 of parking. So I had. 0:09:23.080 --> 0:09:25.199 The rental car to four by four shuttle. 0:09:26.360 --> 0:09:29.600 So so Danny I was the uber I was. I 0:09:29.679 --> 0:09:33.760 drove all the aunts, my wife's family, cousins, people I 0:09:33.760 --> 0:09:36.040 don't even know who they were. I drove them to 0:09:36.120 --> 0:09:37.080 the location. 0:09:37.160 --> 0:09:38.920 I was the Uber Benny the bus driver. 0:09:42.120 --> 0:09:44.760 Let me tell you something. You know, I went all in. 0:09:45.760 --> 0:09:47.320 I went all in. You know, we have some great 0:09:47.400 --> 0:09:49.760 Uber drivers that listen to the show, the Overnight radio 0:09:49.800 --> 0:09:54.360 show and whatnot. And my move is I went out 0:09:54.400 --> 0:09:58.079 there and I offered them mints, Like a good Uber driver, 0:09:58.920 --> 0:10:01.280 what kind of music do you want? You know, whatever 0:10:01.280 --> 0:10:01.800 you need. 0:10:01.760 --> 0:10:03.720 You know, the whole thing iPhone charger. 0:10:04.120 --> 0:10:06.000 I did not have that, but I had the mints 0:10:06.040 --> 0:10:06.640 and I had the. 0:10:06.640 --> 0:10:09.680 Music mini water bottles, and so we. 0:10:09.640 --> 0:10:14.640 Drove them, drove them around and cons it would be 0:10:14.640 --> 0:10:17.600 a little awkward, but no, So that was my gig. 0:10:17.640 --> 0:10:19.840 And then we went and I parked, and then we 0:10:19.880 --> 0:10:24.080 went out to the wedding. And this is so I 0:10:24.120 --> 0:10:26.800 got in this debate with my my wife and because 0:10:26.880 --> 0:10:30.440 the wedding started, we had to be there. I think 0:10:30.440 --> 0:10:32.880 that we were there at like four o'clock. And so 0:10:32.920 --> 0:10:35.080 I'm like, okay, when when are we out on this? 0:10:35.280 --> 0:10:37.080 Like what's the outtime on this? Because we had to 0:10:37.080 --> 0:10:40.240 wait for a shuttle, and so the wife's like Okay, 0:10:40.240 --> 0:10:43.240 So it ends at ten. So I'm like, I'm I'm 0:10:43.559 --> 0:10:49.120 six hours. I'm like, and I'm explaining to my wife 0:10:49.120 --> 0:10:53.000 that in any event, like I look at these things 0:10:53.040 --> 0:10:57.520 like a Vegas show or a Broadway play. If you've 0:10:57.559 --> 0:11:02.000 ever been to a Broadway play, there nutes and there's 0:11:02.040 --> 0:11:04.520 a there's a break in the middle, right there, No 0:11:04.640 --> 0:11:06.800 more than ninety minutes. You go to a Vegas show, 0:11:06.920 --> 0:11:10.280 they're ninety minutes and there's a there's a mid season, 0:11:10.440 --> 0:11:13.600 mid act break or whatever. And so I'm like, well, 0:11:13.600 --> 0:11:15.719 why don't we just go. We'll do the wedding, will 0:11:16.000 --> 0:11:19.120 take about fifteen minutes, we'll stick around, we'll wait for 0:11:19.160 --> 0:11:21.319 the cake, and then the cake's the sign to go, 0:11:21.600 --> 0:11:24.160 and then we're out after the cake. We don't need 0:11:24.160 --> 0:11:26.480 to stay, you know. And my wife said, well, no, 0:11:26.520 --> 0:11:28.640 this is my brother's wedding. We're going to stay, and 0:11:28.679 --> 0:11:31.160 you know. But but no, it's ninety minutes, you know, 0:11:31.280 --> 0:11:33.080 and they won't even know when we're gone and all that. 0:11:33.120 --> 0:11:36.400 But yeah, so we ended up staying till the very end, Danny, 0:11:36.800 --> 0:11:40.280 the very end of this wedding. But I want you 0:11:40.320 --> 0:11:42.360 to know that I made the most of my time 0:11:42.360 --> 0:11:45.040 because I tore the floora I was. I was torn 0:11:45.080 --> 0:11:46.880 up from the floor up. I tore the dance floor up. 0:11:46.960 --> 0:11:47.360 Is what I do. 0:11:48.040 --> 0:11:53.480 I was disco Benny out there, centipede man. 0:11:53.559 --> 0:11:54.960 I figured. 0:11:55.559 --> 0:12:00.960 You know, my my wife white boy racist. Yeah, so 0:12:01.400 --> 0:12:04.480 my my wife has taken me out dancing a few times, 0:12:04.520 --> 0:12:07.560 mainly because she likes to dance. I don't, but I 0:12:07.640 --> 0:12:11.400 have a little little niece and nephew, and my niece 0:12:12.200 --> 0:12:14.400 loves to dance, right, so she wants to dance with 0:12:14.520 --> 0:12:15.040 Uncle Benny. 0:12:15.640 --> 0:12:18.440 So I'm like all right, and so my move this 0:12:18.559 --> 0:12:21.640 is my move is too because I'm a big guy. 0:12:22.200 --> 0:12:24.760 I do the dance move, and then I can pick 0:12:24.800 --> 0:12:27.280 the kids up and spin them around like they're on 0:12:27.360 --> 0:12:29.959 a ride, one of those rides at the carnival, and 0:12:30.040 --> 0:12:33.400 they every kid loves this, right, so we do the day. 0:12:33.480 --> 0:12:36.360 I pick them up and spin them by their arms around. 0:12:36.240 --> 0:12:38.520 Like that new three sixty camera they have at the 0:12:38.520 --> 0:12:39.800 Super Bowl at our stage. 0:12:40.200 --> 0:12:43.040 Yeah. Yeah, So I'm doing this, and then what do 0:12:43.200 --> 0:12:45.480 kids always you know, you have your son and all that. 0:12:45.559 --> 0:12:46.120 Do it again? 0:12:46.440 --> 0:12:49.880 Yeah, do it again? Right, I'm like and I'm like, well, 0:12:49.880 --> 0:12:51.320 on my head, I'm like sure, you know, I got it. 0:12:51.320 --> 0:12:54.280 I'm stuck. I'm prisoner until ten o'clock. 0:12:54.640 --> 0:12:56.120 You throw up your chicken. 0:12:56.720 --> 0:12:58.840 Oh my god, I did it so many times. I 0:12:58.920 --> 0:13:01.760 had to stop and I was walking like I was drunk. 0:13:02.040 --> 0:13:04.000 I couldn't even walk in a straight line. I had 0:13:04.080 --> 0:13:06.920 to put my hands on the wall. It was so bad. 0:13:07.040 --> 0:13:10.640 I was like, oh my god, you were sipping some whiskey. 0:13:11.040 --> 0:13:14.160 Yeah, And then by the by the time the night 0:13:14.440 --> 0:13:18.520 is going on. My my nephew, this this kid, Jude, 0:13:18.920 --> 0:13:22.120 this kid, he's like he's getting so sweaty. He takes 0:13:22.120 --> 0:13:25.000 his shirt off like he's a Chippindale's dancer. 0:13:27.280 --> 0:13:27.760 Down Now. 0:13:27.920 --> 0:13:28.960 It's it's why it was. 0:13:29.040 --> 0:13:30.000 It was. It was fun. 0:13:30.400 --> 0:13:32.920 It was a good time, and I actually enjoyed it. 0:13:33.120 --> 0:13:35.200 I didn't. I didn't. I made the most of my time. 0:13:35.200 --> 0:13:36.800 I figured I had to be there anyway, so might 0:13:36.840 --> 0:13:40.000 as well have a good time. Although there was one 0:13:40.200 --> 0:13:44.880 awkward moment, which my my wife says is like a 0:13:44.920 --> 0:13:48.319 Larry David type moment. There, like a Curby enthusiasm type moment. 0:13:48.400 --> 0:13:52.959 So at the the meal, most important part of the wedding, 0:13:52.960 --> 0:13:55.160 the meal, you know that you know, you give the 0:13:55.200 --> 0:13:56.839 gift and you gotta be there and you gotta get 0:13:56.840 --> 0:13:58.480 the food, and most wedding food sucks. 0:13:58.480 --> 0:13:59.000 This was okay. 0:13:59.000 --> 0:14:02.079 They had bugogi and rice for me, which was pretty good. 0:14:02.080 --> 0:14:06.120 I like bugogi. Cut that meat. They have it at 0:14:06.160 --> 0:14:10.040 Costco where I live anyway, So whatever, find eat. And 0:14:10.120 --> 0:14:13.240 as as I'm eating, I did get a bad piece 0:14:13.240 --> 0:14:17.240 of ugogie, kind of a chewy one. So I had 0:14:17.280 --> 0:14:19.840 options here, Danny, all right, I'm going to fork in 0:14:19.880 --> 0:14:25.200 the road. Do I a just keep powering through and 0:14:25.320 --> 0:14:29.320 chew the bubblegum like piece of meat which I found disgusting, 0:14:29.600 --> 0:14:30.120 and just. 0:14:30.840 --> 0:14:31.440 Go for it. 0:14:32.120 --> 0:14:37.080 Do I be spit it out into a napkin, a 0:14:37.200 --> 0:14:40.240 nice cloth napkin in front of everyone at the table 0:14:40.280 --> 0:14:44.640 who's looking at me, or see, go to the bathroom, 0:14:45.280 --> 0:14:47.840 excuse myself, and then you get rid of it in 0:14:47.880 --> 0:14:48.400 the bathroom. 0:14:49.200 --> 0:14:50.760 But you got to keep it in your mouth like 0:14:50.800 --> 0:14:51.360 a squirrel. 0:14:51.840 --> 0:14:54.480 Yeah, you gotta be like a nineteen eighties baseball player 0:14:54.520 --> 0:14:58.920 with chewing with tobacco, chewing tobacco. So I chose, see, Danny, 0:14:58.920 --> 0:15:00.640 I try. I thought that was the light thing. I 0:15:00.640 --> 0:15:03.080 thought that was the proper decorum. But here's where I got. 0:15:03.160 --> 0:15:07.040 I got totally screwed. This is great, So I'm like, 0:15:07.640 --> 0:15:09.360 I kind of mumbled to the wife, I gotta go 0:15:09.360 --> 0:15:10.840 to the bathroom. I didn't have to go to the 0:15:10.840 --> 0:15:12.840 bathroom at all, by the way, I did not have 0:15:12.880 --> 0:15:16.320 to go to the bathroom at all, and so fine. 0:15:16.840 --> 0:15:20.000 But I got up and I waddled off to the bathroom, 0:15:20.040 --> 0:15:21.800 which is up a hill by the way, and go 0:15:21.840 --> 0:15:25.360 outside on the cold, crisp night. They put a tent 0:15:25.480 --> 0:15:27.800 up in the forest to have the dinner. So I 0:15:27.840 --> 0:15:31.240 walk up to the bathroom area and I walk over. 0:15:31.440 --> 0:15:35.240 I opened the door and out comes the groom of 0:15:35.360 --> 0:15:37.920 the wedding. He had gone my brother in law to 0:15:38.000 --> 0:15:41.560 go to the bathroom, and he says, hey, Ben, good 0:15:41.640 --> 0:15:45.280 to see you like that. I I couldn't say anything 0:15:45.400 --> 0:15:47.640 because I had the water meat in my mouth, So 0:15:47.720 --> 0:15:52.080 I was a dick hell and I didn't say anything 0:15:52.160 --> 0:15:55.480 to him. It was very I felt terrible because it 0:15:55.520 --> 0:15:55.680 was in. 0:15:55.760 --> 0:15:58.080 E motion, use your hands like you're Italian. 0:15:58.520 --> 0:16:01.280 Oh so bad Dan, I mean, this is he just 0:16:01.360 --> 0:16:04.200 got married. He's like nice, He's saying hello to me, 0:16:04.400 --> 0:16:07.240 and I couldn't say anything because I had the lot 0:16:07.240 --> 0:16:10.360 of the bad meat that was the bubble gump in 0:16:10.480 --> 0:16:11.080 my mouth. 0:16:11.280 --> 0:16:13.680 And were you able to redeem yourself later. 0:16:14.200 --> 0:16:16.040 Well, I said hello to him late. I don't I 0:16:16.080 --> 0:16:19.400 think he was enjoying himself with the open bar there, 0:16:19.440 --> 0:16:21.120 so I think I don't think he cared too much. 0:16:21.160 --> 0:16:24.000 But I felt bad. I felt bad about it. I 0:16:24.040 --> 0:16:26.160 was like, oh man, but I didn't. You know, if 0:16:26.200 --> 0:16:27.800 I would have been I felt like it would have 0:16:27.840 --> 0:16:30.600 been worse, Danny, if I had started to say hey, 0:16:30.160 --> 0:16:32.840 brother in law, and then the meat starts falling out 0:16:32.880 --> 0:16:37.480 of my motion with your hands to a head nod. 0:16:38.640 --> 0:16:41.760 This has happened to me before, because I try not 0:16:41.800 --> 0:16:43.360 to do it now. But I have the little travel 0:16:43.400 --> 0:16:46.640 sized mouthwash okay, and obviously I'm not carrying a toothbrush 0:16:46.720 --> 0:16:49.320 around at work. But there's some times where, you know, 0:16:49.400 --> 0:16:52.200 after a late lunch at the studios, I want to 0:16:52.320 --> 0:16:55.640 use the mouthwash and I'll be walking to the bathroom 0:16:55.680 --> 0:16:57.760 to spit it out, and somebody will try to stop 0:16:57.760 --> 0:17:01.880 me and speak to me, give me a point at 0:17:01.920 --> 0:17:05.680 your mouth. You're they're like, what what's in your mouth? 0:17:05.720 --> 0:17:14.920 You weirdo? And fish? So it's it's it's all bad. 0:17:15.720 --> 0:17:19.919 Yeah, it's uh, it's pretty pretty wild. What else did 0:17:19.960 --> 0:17:21.280 there as a couple of things that happened that I 0:17:21.320 --> 0:17:24.439 wanted to share with the class here. Uh. When we 0:17:24.440 --> 0:17:25.919 were you know, we had a day where we were 0:17:25.960 --> 0:17:28.320 kind of did some family stuff in the afternoon and evening, 0:17:28.359 --> 0:17:30.720 but in the morning time we went to the Winchester House. 0:17:30.880 --> 0:17:32.479 Have you ever been You've been to the Oh? 0:17:32.560 --> 0:17:35.560 Yeah, my. When my family moved up to the Bay, 0:17:35.920 --> 0:17:38.520 my elementary school took us on a field trip there 0:17:38.560 --> 0:17:40.120 and I was spooped out as a kid. 0:17:40.560 --> 0:17:45.359 Yeah. So the Winchester House is the first testimonial to 0:17:45.480 --> 0:17:50.080 mental illness. Uh and uh, because I I learned, you know, 0:17:50.119 --> 0:17:51.680 when I didn't really know much about it, I knew 0:17:51.680 --> 0:17:53.720 it was haunted, and I knew it was like the biggest, 0:17:53.720 --> 0:17:57.760 most ridiculous house they never stopped building. The the daughter 0:17:57.800 --> 0:17:59.439 of the Winchester gun family. 0:17:59.760 --> 0:18:03.439 Yeah, yeah, And so she believed the ghosts of anyone 0:18:03.560 --> 0:18:06.320 killed by one of those rifles were coming back to 0:18:06.400 --> 0:18:09.800 haunt her. So she built on, kept adding on to 0:18:10.280 --> 0:18:14.760 trying to fool the ghosts into like fake hallways rooms 0:18:14.920 --> 0:18:15.840 that yeah. 0:18:16.000 --> 0:18:20.119 Like yeah. But the story that the tour guide said 0:18:20.240 --> 0:18:22.440 was the reason she did that is she because she 0:18:22.520 --> 0:18:25.840 went to like a psychic or something or a medium 0:18:25.920 --> 0:18:29.440 who told her listen, if you just keep never stop building, 0:18:30.280 --> 0:18:33.520 and that's that'll keep the spirits away. You think that 0:18:33.560 --> 0:18:37.359 person like laughed, kept laughing at the woman, listened to 0:18:37.400 --> 0:18:39.720 her or him and just kept building. 0:18:40.040 --> 0:18:42.920 Maybe that was the wife of the construction guy. 0:18:43.280 --> 0:18:48.600 Right in the well, and it was built for that. 0:18:48.760 --> 0:18:51.679 She was a very small woman, and I was walking 0:18:51.680 --> 0:18:53.560 around there. I'm a pretty tall guy. It was the 0:18:53.600 --> 0:18:56.520 stairs were not designed for people with my size shoes 0:18:56.560 --> 0:18:58.399 and stuff, but it was. It was cool, and they 0:18:58.440 --> 0:18:59.880 got rid of most of it. There's only a little 0:18:59.880 --> 0:19:01.399 bit of it left, like they tore a lot of 0:19:01.440 --> 0:19:01.880 it down. 0:19:02.160 --> 0:19:05.600 Not only that, did you notice what is surrounding that house? 0:19:05.680 --> 0:19:08.399 Now, Well, there's a movie theater on one side. 0:19:08.480 --> 0:19:12.720 Yeah. Yeah, and there's like an open air mall. There's 0:19:12.800 --> 0:19:18.280 all these office buildings, modern buildings surrounding this old, old mansion. 0:19:18.800 --> 0:19:20.879 And it's crazy because when I went as a kid, 0:19:21.280 --> 0:19:23.480 that movie theater was there, but there wasn't all the 0:19:23.560 --> 0:19:28.879 other businesses surrounding it. So talk about some property that 0:19:29.240 --> 0:19:31.880 is worth a mint. They're obviously never going to get 0:19:31.960 --> 0:19:34.800 rid of that famous mansion, but it was so weird 0:19:34.840 --> 0:19:37.160 because it feels like that house in the cartoon movie 0:19:37.280 --> 0:19:39.760 up where it's just sitting in the middle of a 0:19:39.920 --> 0:19:40.639 huge city. 0:19:41.280 --> 0:19:44.720 Yeah, yeah, it's like I hear it's like that in 0:19:45.040 --> 0:19:49.199 like Greece or Italy. I've not been to those places 0:19:49.200 --> 0:19:52.560 where you have these really like, you know, this Winchester 0:19:52.600 --> 0:19:54.520 house isn't that old in comparison, but you have some 0:19:54.600 --> 0:19:58.360 ancient ruins in Greece. It's like, isn't that the old 0:19:58.440 --> 0:20:01.879 joke about the pyramids in the Middle East? There across 0:20:01.920 --> 0:20:03.560