WEBVTT - Episode 147: Cas 1-Time (Feat. Casanova) 0:00:01.680 --> 0:00:04.200 What's up? It's a lip service. We're back. The ladies 0:00:04.240 --> 0:00:08.920 are here. It's me Angela y g McGuire, Lauria. Everybody 0:00:08.960 --> 0:00:14.400 always asks where Stephanie Santiago right because the l A 0:00:14.600 --> 0:00:16.880 right now. When she comes back, she'll be back on 0:00:16.920 --> 0:00:19.320 the show. But right now she's out there thug this 0:00:19.520 --> 0:00:21.960 lenar out in l A. She got something going on. 0:00:22.120 --> 0:00:25.800 So when she's back, she'll be back. Like answer Aline, 0:00:26.520 --> 0:00:29.280 if you don't answer like, I'm sticking like that, I 0:00:29.400 --> 0:00:32.640 stopped answering it. Okay, I's here with us. What's up? Cast? 0:00:33.920 --> 0:00:37.600 He got the eat right now? Commissary, y'all the rents 0:00:37.600 --> 0:00:40.519 to a commissary down for anybody putting on my hand, 0:00:40.560 --> 0:00:55.760 and commissary, what's union? Her boyfriend? Her boyfriends even back 0:01:00.240 --> 0:01:01.800 the truth to them, that is, I had a boyfriend 0:01:01.800 --> 0:01:03.120 who went to jail, and the only reason I stayed 0:01:03.160 --> 0:01:04.759 with him because he was about to pick up, because 0:01:04.760 --> 0:01:11.480 the reason he went talking was ownful. But then I 0:01:11.520 --> 0:01:14.200 already stayed with him because he went to jail. But 0:01:14.280 --> 0:01:19.800 you never asked him some money, you little bits of 0:01:19.959 --> 0:01:23.440 the legal like then you say, thanks to whether he 0:01:23.560 --> 0:01:25.080 was with me or not, I'm not in this. I 0:01:25.120 --> 0:01:27.360 didn't read any benefits. He was like a low level 0:01:27.520 --> 0:01:32.360 unsuccessful ja anything because you ain't getting no weed. I 0:01:32.400 --> 0:01:36.480 didn't get it up. I didn't smoke. We good anyway 0:01:37.080 --> 0:01:40.479 whatever at what we from him? But yeah in the baggy, 0:01:40.680 --> 0:01:43.560 but a little b so just do clear. He never 0:01:43.640 --> 0:01:46.360 asked me kind sary. I did visit him us name 0:01:46.360 --> 0:01:48.960 every single week. Never who you let him seeing the 0:01:49.280 --> 0:01:53.240 reason you med the reason why I don't yet, let's 0:01:53.240 --> 0:01:55.680 talk about that. Don't count the reason why he went 0:01:55.680 --> 0:01:58.720 to jail because he was a liar so good that 0:01:58.840 --> 0:02:01.320 its one day with his mom, so that you can 0:02:01.360 --> 0:02:05.280 see I was gonna be anything. Um mom might have 0:02:05.560 --> 0:02:08.000 what he lives with his mom. And one day I 0:02:08.040 --> 0:02:10.639 went to God heard your car along the wall. So 0:02:10.720 --> 0:02:13.040 I'm like, what's going on outside. It's the middle of 0:02:13.080 --> 0:02:15.239 the day. I look out the window and somebody is 0:02:15.680 --> 0:02:21.359 breaking my windshield with a brick. It's his baby mom lire. 0:02:23.919 --> 0:02:26.760 So I ran downstairs and then he ran downstairs too, 0:02:27.520 --> 0:02:32.880 and it turned into a situation, and so she like 0:02:33.400 --> 0:02:35.240 it was a long story, but anyway, the cops end 0:02:35.320 --> 0:02:38.799 up coming. They arrested her and then she says, he 0:02:38.960 --> 0:02:42.000 called know somebody did it was it was all outside 0:02:42.040 --> 0:02:47.000 and we were just outside. Somebody called the cops and um, 0:02:47.040 --> 0:02:49.000 they arrest her. But then she says that he hit her, 0:02:49.120 --> 0:02:53.040 so they arrested him too. So you got him because 0:02:54.000 --> 0:02:58.280 well he got locked up, baby mom got locked up 0:02:58.320 --> 0:03:00.680 because of you. She said that he had he didn't 0:03:00.800 --> 0:03:03.040 and that's why he got a lot of that he 0:03:03.120 --> 0:03:05.720 would have gotten released. So I go down This is 0:03:05.760 --> 0:03:08.480 a crazy story. So we go down right and I'm 0:03:08.520 --> 0:03:11.280 at his mom and so he gave a fake name. 0:03:11.400 --> 0:03:13.000 But he whispered to me so that he gave a 0:03:13.040 --> 0:03:15.160 fake name. So I'm like, all right, I'm wrong with 0:03:15.240 --> 0:03:17.000 the fake name thing. That his mom was like, no, 0:03:17.160 --> 0:03:21.359 funk that his real name is. His mom was like, 0:03:21.639 --> 0:03:23.840 funk that I'm tired to this, and she gave his 0:03:23.919 --> 0:03:26.240 real name and he had a warrant, so he ended 0:03:26.320 --> 0:03:28.920 up having the stage jail. She was getting a lot 0:03:29.000 --> 0:03:33.120 of windows broken at her drive Well let's be clear, 0:03:33.240 --> 0:03:35.040 she did not have a driveway. That was an apartment. 0:03:38.840 --> 0:03:42.080 But you know what, maybe like six months. In all fairness, 0:03:42.080 --> 0:03:43.640 I didn't give him no money for his commissary, but 0:03:43.720 --> 0:03:49.360 I did help his mom pay the rent. And then 0:03:49.400 --> 0:03:50.960 when he came out, I waited, and then when he 0:03:51.040 --> 0:03:53.000 came out of jail, I let him stay with me 0:03:53.040 --> 0:03:54.720 for a little while, but then he was sucking girls 0:03:54.760 --> 0:03:56.360 in my apartment, so I had to kick him out, 0:03:57.360 --> 0:04:03.240 just so nasty money. And that's why sometimes girls aren't writers. No, 0:04:03.680 --> 0:04:06.920 it happens. It happened something. I ain't gonna lie. Sometimes 0:04:07.240 --> 0:04:09.560 we leave girls that that. I left a girl that 0:04:09.680 --> 0:04:12.280 was I don't want to see you, ain't. It's a 0:04:12.440 --> 0:04:16.599 long story story. We're here, all right. I ain't got 0:04:16.960 --> 0:04:22.600 her name, so I ain't gotta say her name, so nobody. 0:04:24.520 --> 0:04:29.320 But she was riding with me, and then I know 0:04:29.440 --> 0:04:31.599 she was. I knew she was sucking. So I was like, yo, listen, 0:04:32.080 --> 0:04:34.560 two or three weeks, I'm about to come home to 0:04:34.720 --> 0:04:36.800 make sure that pussy good for me. I don't really 0:04:36.839 --> 0:04:42.640 want nobody, you know, and my ship she was, so 0:04:42.760 --> 0:04:45.839 remember mom coming. I got locked up as a teenager, 0:04:46.279 --> 0:04:49.120 so now I'm coming home as a grown ass man. 0:04:49.760 --> 0:04:52.400 So I haven't been reading eating pussy books and all 0:04:52.560 --> 0:04:56.120 type of But what does that buck tell you about 0:04:56.279 --> 0:04:58.160 to tell you? How did it tell you what you're 0:04:58.200 --> 0:05:01.159 supposed to doing? What they think? Is it? Gee box 0:05:01.240 --> 0:05:03.560 and all lot? So I'm coming home thing, and I'm 0:05:03.600 --> 0:05:05.640 about to go try all the tricks in the world. 0:05:06.320 --> 0:05:09.480 I'm like, yeah, whatever the case may be, we go 0:05:10.279 --> 0:05:13.040 and uh we get a hotel my first day home. 0:05:13.880 --> 0:05:16.920 So she gets in the shower, I'm getting ready, you 0:05:17.000 --> 0:05:19.280 know what I'm saying. But I was having sex in jail, 0:05:19.760 --> 0:05:27.159 but was okay because we don't want to get the CEOs. 0:05:27.240 --> 0:05:30.400 I was having sex with my visitors, you know what 0:05:30.440 --> 0:05:33.320 I'm saying. I was having sex with like visitors here. 0:05:33.839 --> 0:05:36.920 How do you do that? Because I'm just curious. I 0:05:36.960 --> 0:05:39.400 don't know. I was having sex a lot with my 0:05:39.480 --> 0:05:44.560 baby moms too. Uh, we were like Micasland I got. 0:05:44.600 --> 0:05:47.960 I was in a box like isolation. So different type 0:05:48.000 --> 0:05:54.040 of visits, you know what I'm saying. Literally, just you 0:05:54.160 --> 0:05:59.160 get hage visits. So now they handcuffed you before they 0:05:59.240 --> 0:06:02.760 let you in the cage. No, they take off your handcuffs, 0:06:02.839 --> 0:06:04.760 like your handcuffs and they let you in the cage, 0:06:04.800 --> 0:06:06.640 and they take off your handcuffs while you're in the 0:06:06.720 --> 0:06:09.320 cage because you're like a high risk inmate. So it 0:06:09.440 --> 0:06:13.040 was like five cages. So they will put my visit 0:06:13.120 --> 0:06:15.080 in the cage with me, put me in there and 0:06:15.120 --> 0:06:18.200 take off my handcuffs and walk away. So that was 0:06:18.240 --> 0:06:21.080 a favor or it was. Okay, I didn't know if 0:06:21.120 --> 0:06:26.240 they normally do that. It seems like a privilege because 0:06:26.240 --> 0:06:28.080 you get to be alone in a cage with somebody. 0:06:28.160 --> 0:06:31.800 That seems like a favor to watch the inmate. Okay, 0:06:32.400 --> 0:06:34.200 but you know, my weight was up, so I used 0:06:34.240 --> 0:06:36.320 to be like, yo, give me a second, you know. See, 0:06:36.360 --> 0:06:39.160 so it is a favorite kind of favor, give me 0:06:39.200 --> 0:06:41.560 a second. So they all walk up and down, but 0:06:41.680 --> 0:06:44.839 they'll just walk a little slower and I'll just hurry 0:06:44.960 --> 0:06:48.720 up and just get my little too. Anybody ever watch? Yeah, 0:06:48.800 --> 0:06:53.320 people watch. I didn't care either. But anyway, long story short, 0:06:53.560 --> 0:06:55.040 is this the one that you broke up with because 0:06:55.120 --> 0:06:57.840 she was really right? Okay, okay, okay, she was put 0:06:57.920 --> 0:07:02.880 on the show. Okay, good you better be with hunt? Yeah, okay, 0:07:03.080 --> 0:07:07.360 yeah you better. Yeah. So now the one that I 0:07:07.560 --> 0:07:12.080 laughed it was crazy because I'm like, yo, should I 0:07:12.160 --> 0:07:14.800 do it? I don't like going through people phones again. 0:07:14.920 --> 0:07:17.280 This is my first day home, like five. I was 0:07:17.360 --> 0:07:20.240 home when you left at this time, seven years six, 0:07:20.360 --> 0:07:21.880 and you knew how to go through a phone. Yeah, 0:07:24.920 --> 0:07:27.200 just talking about I learned how to go through an 0:07:27.200 --> 0:07:29.560 I phone with a crazy situation, and I explained it 0:07:29.760 --> 0:07:33.040 to my friends. Yeah, I'm going through the phone. I 0:07:33.120 --> 0:07:37.720 go click the pictures. I see like a hundred dicks, No, 0:07:39.520 --> 0:07:47.440 not a hundred, but not dicks, like just laugh right, 0:07:47.720 --> 0:07:55.480 just creos little. I'm like, all right, fucking me because 0:07:55.560 --> 0:07:57.760 like this is like my body. I'm like, it is 0:07:57.840 --> 0:08:02.680 what it is. And she was she was everyone. I 0:08:02.760 --> 0:08:05.560 didn't give a funk. That ship meant a lot to me. 0:08:05.760 --> 0:08:08.520 So I'm like, all right, cools before me, I am good. 0:08:09.320 --> 0:08:12.800 Let me look at this text man ship. She was like, yo, 0:08:13.200 --> 0:08:15.800 some ship. Like I like how you taste last night? 0:08:16.960 --> 0:08:20.560 She was like you too. I was like, motherfucking man, 0:08:21.720 --> 0:08:24.640 out of here. I don't even want to try my 0:08:24.800 --> 0:08:27.240 new tricks that I think. I know you know what 0:08:27.320 --> 0:08:31.000 I'm saying, right, Yeah, I just said I was out. Well, 0:08:31.080 --> 0:08:33.480 that's not really your fault, and that's her fault. But 0:08:34.040 --> 0:08:36.240 some people would say it's my fault because it's like, damn, 0:08:36.280 --> 0:08:37.959 you're just gonna leave him for that. I have to 0:08:38.040 --> 0:08:42.280 She didn't did. Yeah, but we drugs don't everything to jail. 0:08:42.360 --> 0:08:44.800 That ship is hard, like she like it was like 0:08:45.280 --> 0:08:47.600 that's all right, that's something that's some other ship. Yeah, 0:08:47.679 --> 0:08:50.120 but I can't. I don't know. I should have been 0:08:50.200 --> 0:08:52.679 able to be like, I don't know. She knew what 0:08:52.760 --> 0:08:56.719 was coming out. Yes, you know you held her to 0:08:56.840 --> 0:09:01.360 Chi said, maybe she's still no he not really come 0:09:01.440 --> 0:09:04.960 on like a crime organization and jail like she used 0:09:05.000 --> 0:09:07.719 to bring me like two ounces of a week, two 0:09:07.760 --> 0:09:10.199 ounces of a week in jails like twenty five and 0:09:10.240 --> 0:09:14.120 in the street is like two. So we weekly, she 0:09:14.280 --> 0:09:17.400 bringing me two ounces, cops, dope, everything like that was 0:09:17.480 --> 0:09:20.559 my writer. I was paying for ship for her, you 0:09:20.600 --> 0:09:22.839 know what I'm saying. But then so he wrote for 0:09:22.880 --> 0:09:25.360 her too. How did you break it off? Did you 0:09:25.440 --> 0:09:28.280 tell her what you saw? Did you just id like 0:09:29.800 --> 0:09:34.760 dick after dick after dick. It's a dictionary, dictionary, dictionary 0:09:35.200 --> 0:09:41.960 really like encyclopedia. Like I don't even want to look 0:09:42.000 --> 0:09:46.880 at all these dis just because she had pictures of 0:09:47.720 --> 0:09:50.559 me that she sucked them off. People. We have a 0:09:50.559 --> 0:09:54.760 whole email from the people. Yeah, we always don't keeping 0:09:54.800 --> 0:09:57.160 my phone and dicks all the damn time phone and 0:09:57.240 --> 0:10:01.760 I see you mad different like she saved him, say nay, 0:10:01.880 --> 0:10:05.040 we don't save that pretty dick swag. Email just for 0:10:05.160 --> 0:10:07.200 dicks and we send it, we'll send it to each other. 0:10:07.240 --> 0:10:08.880 That would have been a good just for dicks is 0:10:08.880 --> 0:10:17.000 a great one, right, just write that down down. So 0:10:17.120 --> 0:10:20.160 you didn't really need to masturbate in jail. I went 0:10:20.320 --> 0:10:22.800 crazy because you got all these visits and you were 0:10:22.880 --> 0:10:26.160 having sex. But the visits come like you get lucky. 0:10:26.320 --> 0:10:29.120 So were you ever able to finish during those times? 0:10:29.360 --> 0:10:33.520 Or because you said he was just like a minute 0:10:33.559 --> 0:10:37.480 man because he didn't have no fucking pussy, so he 0:10:37.600 --> 0:10:45.679 puts the ship in there. He's coming quick, said like, 0:10:46.480 --> 0:10:49.800 I'm gonna give you example, like on a visit floor. Probably. 0:10:50.559 --> 0:10:52.480 I spent ninety days on Rockets Island. No no, but 0:10:52.840 --> 0:11:05.760 a little bit quick the dorm, and I had to 0:11:05.800 --> 0:11:09.520 be to eat my pussy, so I was good. Look 0:11:09.559 --> 0:11:11.480 at that. You think I ain't stopped, But she asked 0:11:11.520 --> 0:11:20.040 me in the ninety days out j oh, definitely quickies 0:11:20.800 --> 0:11:24.679 was like five seconds second quick quick. You ever get 0:11:24.720 --> 0:11:27.400 to go more to once more than once on the 0:11:27.520 --> 0:11:32.520 festival festival you lit, that's all when you go outside 0:11:32.640 --> 0:11:36.640 the family calm, everybody gets to just walk around really 0:11:36.720 --> 0:11:44.480 like they call that the festivalival life family. A lot 0:11:44.559 --> 0:11:47.280 of my know I'm gonna be honest. I've been going 0:11:47.400 --> 0:11:50.280 to jail to visit family since I was a baby. 0:11:50.640 --> 0:11:54.079 That ass like I've been to jails. So we used 0:11:54.080 --> 0:11:57.199 to go for ed like when to break fast and 0:11:57.280 --> 0:12:05.959 all that. The only festival you can't do nothing and 0:12:06.320 --> 0:12:10.680 it's Muslim festival. Yeah, your family dead. They're like they're 0:12:10.679 --> 0:12:13.160 not paying, might stab you. You try to back that. 0:12:14.360 --> 0:12:19.559 But like anything other, like the Christian festivals, Buddhists, anything Buddist. 0:12:21.240 --> 0:12:25.439 They put Buddhists with like Jews or everybody together. So 0:12:26.160 --> 0:12:28.559 if anything one of those, they'd be like, don't bring 0:12:28.640 --> 0:12:31.440 no family. I'm telling y'all right now it's going down. 0:12:31.840 --> 0:12:33.840 What you bringing this? You're bringing this? What you're gonna 0:12:34.400 --> 0:12:37.280 you're gonna bring this? And it was crazy, Oh that's crazy. 0:12:37.800 --> 0:12:40.200 So the festival turned into a party for y'all. Party. 0:12:40.320 --> 0:12:43.520 It's beyond a party. That's like life waiting. The girl 0:12:43.679 --> 0:12:49.960 missed the festival visits Donna make upstible like I had 0:12:50.000 --> 0:13:02.000 the flu? What chell right, don't care about I swear 0:13:02.120 --> 0:13:08.400 probably even touch a joke down over everybody is a second. 0:13:09.240 --> 0:13:12.959 This is good. Do you make yourself come fast like 0:13:13.160 --> 0:13:18.120 we don't make you gets gonna happen, and sometimes anticipation 0:13:18.840 --> 0:13:21.960 exactly by the time I think you're probably pretty coming 0:13:22.040 --> 0:13:24.200 by the time you even like taking off your ship. 0:13:28.400 --> 0:13:35.719 Three imagine, how did you did you ever have to 0:13:35.760 --> 0:13:39.880 eat her pussy? But she was a boy, so you know, 0:13:40.280 --> 0:13:42.640 they don't. They don't even acknowledge that they got vaginas 0:13:42.720 --> 0:13:45.599 and breasts, like they don't. They don't have that. What 0:13:45.679 --> 0:13:49.040 if you touched that titty? No, they you know, some 0:13:49.160 --> 0:13:52.520 guys like the titties touched you. Guys do like the ties. Yeah, 0:13:52.520 --> 0:14:00.319 we've talked about nipples before. They but now she you know, 0:14:00.480 --> 0:14:02.080 she was like a boy. She used to like get 0:14:02.120 --> 0:14:08.200 my food and like clean up for me and stuff. Yeah, 0:14:08.280 --> 0:14:10.400 she was like a whole boy, but she was cleaning 0:14:10.480 --> 0:14:12.480 up for you, so technically she was still a bit. 0:14:13.240 --> 0:14:15.040 She was just being real nice to me all the time. 0:14:22.120 --> 0:14:24.680 Get out of it. Then, if you don't get to eat, 0:14:25.320 --> 0:14:28.240 what do they get out? Well, in the real life 0:14:28.400 --> 0:14:30.720 outside of jail, they have strap one and they just 0:14:30.880 --> 0:14:34.200 get satisfaction from sucking you and seeing you. So just 0:14:34.840 --> 0:14:38.680 for nothing happening. You didn't make us strap on out 0:14:38.720 --> 0:14:40.520 of something. Okay, we wasn't going there for first. I 0:14:40.520 --> 0:14:44.600 don't even like strap with you. I don't play with 0:14:47.280 --> 0:14:50.160 the corner of the cob. And you know what, it 0:14:50.320 --> 0:14:52.040 was a little corner of the cob and jail and 0:14:52.640 --> 0:15:01.800 y'all got dooey rushing the handle, y'all play, let's talk 0:15:01.840 --> 0:15:04.680 about the masturbating in jail part. So what was what 0:15:04.760 --> 0:15:06.120 did you have to do? Did you have a lotion? 0:15:06.200 --> 0:15:11.160 Did you have you know, baby, I ain't got time dry. 0:15:12.960 --> 0:15:16.560 That's like four players get pussy. Let me tell you 0:15:16.720 --> 0:15:25.960 one time. One time I made like a Susie you 0:15:27.120 --> 0:15:31.160 like three time, but you get so into it that 0:15:31.280 --> 0:15:35.200 it is bad for your health. So I just I 0:15:35.360 --> 0:15:37.840 quit Susie's quick. Now how do you make this though? 0:15:39.160 --> 0:15:43.880 Who was Susie? Two gloves? You put two gloves like 0:15:44.080 --> 0:15:49.320 this and you tied each in together, right then you 0:15:49.480 --> 0:15:54.160 put another glove in the middle of that. So now 0:15:54.440 --> 0:15:58.080 it's a middle glove. You got bad lotion. Let's say 0:15:59.640 --> 0:16:08.080 fast anything getting excited. Somebody has the three gloves. Now 0:16:08.320 --> 0:16:11.840 you got water in the gloves, like warm water in 0:16:11.920 --> 0:16:15.160 the two gloves right here. So in the middle it's 0:16:15.200 --> 0:16:17.760 just the gloves with the right and then it's like squshy. 0:16:17.920 --> 0:16:20.560 That's like a condom. Well, lose a lot of work. 0:16:21.400 --> 0:16:24.760 So now you take like a tower, like want to 0:16:24.800 --> 0:16:28.880 layover a tower and roll it up. Now, remember you 0:16:29.000 --> 0:16:31.560 still got the glove in the middle. So now you 0:16:31.680 --> 0:16:37.920 pull that glove. Oh it looks like a pussy's a 0:16:41.640 --> 0:16:47.600 in the middle, like a shoe string on the outside 0:16:47.640 --> 0:16:52.600 of the lastic. Could have shoes tight, okay, to keep 0:16:52.640 --> 0:16:58.280 it tight the movies together outside so it won't like apart. 0:16:59.680 --> 0:17:02.240 So and you just put that thing in and get 0:17:02.280 --> 0:17:05.280 the pound in. That's a lot of work. But that's 0:17:05.280 --> 0:17:09.520 about it. Sounds like that's a whole. It's a lot 0:17:09.560 --> 0:17:12.440 of work. You got it was too good. It was 0:17:12.720 --> 0:17:15.720 bad like I would buss it, like I would be 0:17:15.760 --> 0:17:26.119 like off the wall, like like wild, Like you ever 0:17:26.440 --> 0:17:28.320 came home and was like, let me try this susie thing. 0:17:29.520 --> 0:17:32.520 Did anybody ever walk in or you working with that ship? Nah? 0:17:32.600 --> 0:17:34.760 Because you gotta sell. You just put your curtin up. 0:17:34.840 --> 0:17:37.760 I wasn't a mat and so yeah, you put once 0:17:37.800 --> 0:17:45.960 you put your curtin up, it's good money. And you 0:17:46.000 --> 0:17:48.040 act like you don't know she walking and he's just 0:17:48.280 --> 0:17:55.080 joking off, what are you doing? Oh bad you? And 0:17:55.160 --> 0:17:57.160 look I used to joke off the seals all the time. 0:17:57.359 --> 0:18:04.480 Damn like that. Yeah, like that, they'll watch you don't 0:18:04.520 --> 0:18:07.400 get no action, so ceo watching you. You're just going 0:18:07.520 --> 0:18:09.720 in I'm sure like as a CEO, and you could 0:18:09.720 --> 0:18:11.720 get a lot of like a lot of them probably 0:18:11.800 --> 0:18:14.119 end up when the guy gets out of jail, staying 0:18:14.160 --> 0:18:15.960 with them, because we always hear those they can't do 0:18:16.080 --> 0:18:19.560 that right, yes they yeah they I know some pictures 0:18:19.800 --> 0:18:22.280 ended up pregnant in that mother. Yeah I heard that. 0:18:22.359 --> 0:18:27.800 A lot of um CEOs like get paid the fucking jail. Yeah, 0:18:27.960 --> 0:18:31.520 you get paid because it depends. Man. You get girls 0:18:31.640 --> 0:18:35.240 that bringing boxes and cigarettes. You get a girl bringing 0:18:35.440 --> 0:18:41.480 a boxing cigarette, she really getting paid boxes cigarette, so 0:18:41.640 --> 0:18:46.479 she bringing in ten boxes, getting like four bands, three bands, 0:18:47.000 --> 0:18:50.280 she might get a little hand job. You know what 0:18:50.320 --> 0:18:52.680 I'm saying. It depends how you hold it down. See 0:18:52.880 --> 0:18:55.080 motherfucker's don't be really knowing how to hold it down. 0:18:55.600 --> 0:18:58.040 So once she see like you can control the house. 0:18:58.520 --> 0:19:02.200 You somebody you there with like at the time, not 0:19:02.440 --> 0:19:04.720 now now I heard they don't let you wear clothes. 0:19:05.119 --> 0:19:09.679 But yeah, we were close. Regular we were like sus 0:19:09.800 --> 0:19:11.600 and stuff. Yeah make it with a jump up, but 0:19:12.040 --> 0:19:18.560 regularly regular chains on and I have like one one watch, 0:19:18.760 --> 0:19:23.120 one chain. Yeah, but you know what I'm saying there again, 0:19:23.240 --> 0:19:25.440 but you can only wear like certain colors and like 0:19:25.560 --> 0:19:27.359 stuff like that, like I used to wear like white 0:19:27.760 --> 0:19:33.800 shell top of Dita's gray sweatsuits oranges and new she 0:19:33.960 --> 0:19:38.520 loves listening. And that was a long time ago. But 0:19:38.560 --> 0:19:41.840 I'll never forget that. I still remember how they play 0:19:41.920 --> 0:19:45.160 smell like I'll never forget being in jail. I'm pretty 0:19:45.200 --> 0:19:48.560 sure I'll never forget that ship. But till you can 0:19:48.600 --> 0:19:50.520 get once you get a CEO, you lit though the 0:19:50.600 --> 0:19:53.520 man like the man I once you even get a 0:19:53.600 --> 0:19:57.200 CEO to acknowledge you, because sometimes they like dub motherfucker 0:19:57.840 --> 0:19:59.800 out there, but once they see they really got to 0:19:59.840 --> 0:20:03.119 go through you for everything, like on the locking and 0:20:03.200 --> 0:20:06.480 they just be like, no, I ain't locking it, Like Senior, 0:20:06.600 --> 0:20:08.479 can you please tell him to lock in? And you'd 0:20:08.480 --> 0:20:10.480 be like, yo, listening, I'll just lock in here, y up, 0:20:11.160 --> 0:20:16.280 thank you, And then yeah, Tom burger, you know what 0:20:16.320 --> 0:20:18.600 I'm saying. It starts like that, and then you just 0:20:18.880 --> 0:20:20.680 and they do what they just sneak the ship in 0:20:20.880 --> 0:20:25.800 like here you go, big your burger, that's it your 0:20:25.840 --> 0:20:31.040 burger to the next thing you Yeah, you know she's 0:20:31.080 --> 0:20:35.439 coming to yourself, knocking on yourself. What's up? I usually 0:20:35.520 --> 0:20:39.560 do ship like sneaky ship, like like I'll be in 0:20:39.600 --> 0:20:42.480 the self and to see over like get your grass up, 0:20:42.560 --> 0:20:45.199 you know you gotta go to program. I'll get up 0:20:45.280 --> 0:20:48.240 knowing I'm butt nick you under the sheet, get up 0:20:48.440 --> 0:20:57.840 like what my bad was like the Harby everybody ether 0:20:58.000 --> 0:21:03.159 like prol come on on the set. It's just different 0:21:03.359 --> 0:21:08.080 like niggas, just like Nigga is putting on the best 0:21:08.720 --> 0:21:16.480 st with no wing in it. Yeah. Yet that's why 0:21:16.480 --> 0:21:19.399 I tell people I wouldn't advise my girl to be 0:21:19.480 --> 0:21:29.600 a CEO. No, you should different. That's it. And you 0:21:29.720 --> 0:21:31.920 might Nigga might be gangster joking off to you, so 0:21:31.960 --> 0:21:34.359 you're gonna be like, what are you doing? Get your 0:21:34.400 --> 0:21:40.639 ticket off for that. Some girls that they'd be fucking 0:21:40.720 --> 0:21:46.399 probably dealing with another CEO. Yo. Yeah, this nigga violated that. 0:21:46.560 --> 0:21:51.080 Nigga might come talk ship if you pussy violate you. 0:21:51.119 --> 0:21:54.719 If you're not pussy you go get the squad ten 0:21:54.920 --> 0:21:58.960 deep with the whole mask and that like motherfucker's in jail. 0:21:59.560 --> 0:22:02.160 They used to the fucking like throw ships on offices 0:22:02.200 --> 0:22:05.920 and ship like Silence of the Lands. Remember remember Nonce 0:22:05.960 --> 0:22:07.320 to the land when he didn't calm on her when 0:22:07.359 --> 0:22:12.159 she was working. It's really people like that happened on 0:22:12.280 --> 0:22:14.200 Silence of the Lands. I was like, oh my god. 0:22:14.320 --> 0:22:19.760 The ship. So it's like, do you want to go there? 0:22:21.480 --> 0:22:29.440 You know it's tough. Should I just act like? So? 0:22:29.760 --> 0:22:32.200 Sometimes they just be like then you got some seals 0:22:32.240 --> 0:22:34.520 that don't be with nothing, but really be with it, 0:22:34.640 --> 0:22:36.960 but like not with the boy got to act like 0:22:37.600 --> 0:22:41.360 see your walking female on the council walking. I don't 0:22:41.400 --> 0:22:44.200 give a fuck. Put them curtins down. If I see 0:22:44.280 --> 0:22:48.639 some ship, just know I'm sending your wife solid. And 0:22:48.720 --> 0:22:52.639 he's like, yo, come on shut. They was waiting with 0:22:52.720 --> 0:22:56.200 the digging their hands behind the curtain. With so much 0:22:56.960 --> 0:22:59.639 in jail, you get so much different, like uh what 0:22:59.800 --> 0:23:03.480 you census like you get you smell, You smell a 0:23:03.600 --> 0:23:08.960 joint like you said you smell you peeking through yourself 0:23:09.080 --> 0:23:11.480 like this and you're going in. She could be just 0:23:11.600 --> 0:23:14.080 doing nothing like this right in or some ship like this. 0:23:14.880 --> 0:23:17.600 Ain't you just chucking off to us? Look at yourself 0:23:17.680 --> 0:23:20.960 like what are you doing? Move back for me? Move 0:23:21.080 --> 0:23:23.520 off your gate like I'm not doing You can't tell 0:23:23.560 --> 0:23:25.440 me move off, gat I'm not doing that, and you're 0:23:25.480 --> 0:23:29.840 just shaking that terrible I don't want to be a CEO. 0:23:31.160 --> 0:23:35.159 I don't see you all need some tissue on the morning. No, 0:23:35.320 --> 0:23:39.560 I'm not coming up there, No missing senior, your tissue 0:23:39.560 --> 0:23:47.000 in the morning. You come there like that me to 0:23:47.160 --> 0:23:51.600 move me hit the jails, don't. I feel like some 0:23:51.720 --> 0:24:01.240 pitches are applying right now to be a CEO. N listen, 0:24:01.400 --> 0:24:03.880 and I heard that they can't paid good money these days. 0:24:03.960 --> 0:24:05.840 They got like they're getting money, more money now than 0:24:05.840 --> 0:24:07.960 they work about going to work in the jail. Could 0:24:08.000 --> 0:24:09.880 never go work in the jail. I'm a convicted felon 0:24:09.920 --> 0:24:15.200 in two states, Pennsylvania and New York. You like she liked, 0:24:15.400 --> 0:24:17.840 I like the way he likes just looking every time 0:24:17.920 --> 0:24:23.560 she talked about jail, it's a little different. And then 0:24:23.640 --> 0:24:26.760 she goes like this and she's smelling, was your only girl? 0:24:27.280 --> 0:24:37.159 I beautter had that? Now I'm playing you still. You 0:24:37.240 --> 0:24:39.840 know how long ago that was? We never even kept 0:24:39.880 --> 0:24:43.840 in contact at the mon was I Donna say? No? 0:24:43.920 --> 0:24:47.600 It must have been the best she ever had. Alright, 0:24:47.680 --> 0:24:50.159 so right now we have some masturbation tips for you. 0:24:51.080 --> 0:24:54.760 So we let these out. And there's certain things they're 0:24:54.760 --> 0:24:57.639 saying that could actually add a little flair to your masturbation. 0:24:58.280 --> 0:25:00.920 Is that al right? Explore new parts of your body. 0:25:02.480 --> 0:25:05.679 What it's like nipples? Yeah, your nipple, like all your balls, 0:25:05.840 --> 0:25:11.720 you know, maybe just like cover so you don't romance 0:25:12.960 --> 0:25:18.080 all that? How nicks be doing playing around all that? No, 0:25:18.359 --> 0:25:21.920 get in and get right, No for a play with you. 0:25:22.920 --> 0:25:25.000 I love yourself all right? What about changing position? Now? 0:25:25.080 --> 0:25:29.280 This is something interesting standing up, sitting in a chair 0:25:29.400 --> 0:25:34.479 somewhere different. Yeah, I do that, stand up, might stand up, 0:25:35.200 --> 0:25:38.159 see y'all said nobody massive? They standing up in the 0:25:38.280 --> 0:25:41.840 shower in the show. Yeah, but I even sit down 0:25:41.920 --> 0:25:44.959 in the shower. Work with the with the otter. They 0:25:45.040 --> 0:25:46.920 sitting down in the shower, and I said that that's 0:25:46.920 --> 0:25:53.840 a sad look. I'm somebody sitting the shot cry, get 0:25:53.880 --> 0:25:56.840 this bit of candle and a hug. But standing up? 0:25:56.840 --> 0:25:59.120 What else could they said? Sitting in a chair maybe 0:25:59.200 --> 0:26:01.480 like not in the bed, you know, different places, different 0:26:01.520 --> 0:26:06.120 locations wherever go up at in the house or where 0:26:06.720 --> 0:26:10.080 I just I just get like they'll be like I'll 0:26:10.080 --> 0:26:15.800 be like baby, I checked off. I put it down. 0:26:16.720 --> 0:26:19.600 That's it. Sometimes I FaceTime and be like, yo, what 0:26:19.760 --> 0:26:30.840 you're doing and she was like, we're family, and she'll 0:26:30.840 --> 0:26:32.760 be sleep. I'll joke off and she's like one of 0:26:32.800 --> 0:26:35.800