1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:02,320 Speaker 1: Jubiles dirty little secret. 2 00:00:02,600 --> 00:00:05,000 Speaker 2: Hello, hello, Hey, what's up? 3 00:00:05,040 --> 00:00:06,120 Speaker 1: You have a dirty little secret? 4 00:00:07,080 --> 00:00:07,800 Speaker 3: Yeah? Hey? 5 00:00:08,039 --> 00:00:08,360 Speaker 4: Uh. 6 00:00:08,560 --> 00:00:11,720 Speaker 3: You know, whenever I would like let one go or 7 00:00:11,800 --> 00:00:14,360 Speaker 3: you know, flatulate, I would blame it on the kids 8 00:00:14,440 --> 00:00:15,040 Speaker 3: or my wife. 9 00:00:15,120 --> 00:00:17,080 Speaker 2: I'm like, oh my gosh, did. 10 00:00:16,960 --> 00:00:17,560 Speaker 3: You hear that? 11 00:00:18,079 --> 00:00:20,800 Speaker 2: And it'd be my fault. Well, then we got this 12 00:00:20,880 --> 00:00:24,720 Speaker 2: little Chihuahua named Pup Pup, and so that little dog 13 00:00:24,760 --> 00:00:26,720 Speaker 2: would let one go and it'd run away. 14 00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:29,000 Speaker 3: And so I said, did you hear that? 15 00:00:29,080 --> 00:00:32,160 Speaker 2: My wife's like, that was you guy. That wasn't the chihuahua. 16 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:34,199 Speaker 2: That wasn't pop up, that was you. And I'm like, no, 17 00:00:34,320 --> 00:00:34,920 Speaker 2: I'm serious. 18 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:40,720 Speaker 3: This dog farts and runs away. Well then one day 19 00:00:40,720 --> 00:00:42,720 Speaker 3: she didn't believe me because I was always blaming the 20 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:46,520 Speaker 3: kids and everybody else for my flatulence. Well, one day 21 00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:49,159 Speaker 3: when she was home alone, Pup Pup let one go 22 00:00:49,280 --> 00:00:51,760 Speaker 3: and ran, you know, into the kitchen. And it was 23 00:00:51,800 --> 00:00:54,080 Speaker 3: so funny that little dog would run every time it 24 00:00:54,080 --> 00:00:55,400 Speaker 3: would fart. It was just a cute. 25 00:00:55,440 --> 00:00:55,800 Speaker 4: Stay but. 26 00:00:58,120 --> 00:00:58,720 Speaker 1: That's funny. 27 00:00:58,880 --> 00:00:59,440 Speaker 2: Do you say dogs? 28 00:00:59,440 --> 00:01:01,440 Speaker 4: You're just like there, So that dog wasn't going to 29 00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:02,240 Speaker 4: take that. 30 00:01:02,560 --> 00:01:03,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. 31 00:01:06,160 --> 00:01:08,920 Speaker 2: I was going to use my dirty little secret was 32 00:01:08,959 --> 00:01:11,280 Speaker 2: going to be to be on the Jubil Show and 33 00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:14,520 Speaker 2: give a promo for my band, Theater of Secrets. But 34 00:01:14,560 --> 00:01:15,440 Speaker 2: I'm not going to do that. 35 00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:20,000 Speaker 1: Yeah good, I'm glad you didn't do that. 36 00:01:21,240 --> 00:01:21,640 Speaker 4: Yeah you do. 37 00:01:21,800 --> 00:01:23,240 Speaker 1: Take care man, Thank you for your secret. 38 00:01:24,080 --> 00:01:24,280 Speaker 2: Bye? 39 00:01:25,160 --> 00:01:27,200 Speaker 4: Hello, Hello, Hey was up? 40 00:01:27,240 --> 00:01:28,280 Speaker 1: You have a dirty little secret? 41 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:32,840 Speaker 4: I do. I do have a dirty little secret. Sweet Well. 42 00:01:33,080 --> 00:01:36,880 Speaker 4: I was born in England. My family kind of hasn't 43 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:39,560 Speaker 4: really moved from the one spot in England that I'm from, 44 00:01:39,880 --> 00:01:42,720 Speaker 4: except for my grandfather's sister was a war bride from 45 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:45,480 Speaker 4: war World War One and then came over and have 46 00:01:45,560 --> 00:01:49,080 Speaker 4: a small family over here. Anyway, years later, I'm sitting 47 00:01:49,120 --> 00:01:53,880 Speaker 4: down doing ancestry and I find out that my uncle 48 00:01:54,440 --> 00:01:58,520 Speaker 4: is actually has been and is married to his second cousin. 49 00:02:00,480 --> 00:02:01,320 Speaker 1: Did he know that? 50 00:02:02,360 --> 00:02:06,160 Speaker 4: I mean, I can't imagine him not. But this is 51 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:08,720 Speaker 4: the first I'm hearing of it, you know. 52 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:11,400 Speaker 3: I mean, I'm the first cousin. 53 00:02:12,440 --> 00:02:13,760 Speaker 1: Yes, do they have kids? 54 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:14,600 Speaker 4: You have cousins? 55 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:16,000 Speaker 2: No? 56 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:20,520 Speaker 4: No, she has kids from a previous marriage. But they 57 00:02:20,639 --> 00:02:24,320 Speaker 4: never had children themselves. No, Okay, wasn't that usually the 58 00:02:24,320 --> 00:02:25,320 Speaker 4: biggest they did? 59 00:02:25,400 --> 00:02:25,480 Speaker 3: Know? 60 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:32,560 Speaker 1: Yeah? Huh, I should tell her, Dole. I like kids, 61 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:37,000 Speaker 1: real quick, guess what, Gus what? Thanksgiving? 62 00:02:37,360 --> 00:02:37,560 Speaker 4: Why? 63 00:02:37,639 --> 00:02:38,279 Speaker 1: Thanksgiving? 64 00:02:38,480 --> 00:02:39,960 Speaker 4: That's just the whole family's around. 65 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:42,919 Speaker 1: Technically, isn't second cousins supposed to be legal? 66 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:45,240 Speaker 4: Like I think that there's a certain extension of cousins 67 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:49,160 Speaker 4: where it is like fine, and they considered kissing cousins 68 00:02:49,240 --> 00:02:52,160 Speaker 4: or something, right, right, that's a very American thing in 69 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:58,240 Speaker 4: it is, welly little secret, no worious guys. I hope 70 00:02:58,240 --> 00:02:58,840 Speaker 4: you have a great day. 71 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:02,320 Speaker 1: What's your dirty little secret.