Speaker 1: Are you leaving all you wanna way back home?
Speaker 2: Either way we want to be there.
Speaker 1: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us
Speaker 1: time and a turman al and gay.
Speaker 3: We want to send you off instide. Do you wanna
Speaker 3: welcome you back home? Tell us all about it. We
Speaker 3: scared her? Was it fine?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 3: Porn?
Speaker 5: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 6: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride? Do you need ride?
Speaker 5: Ride with Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need
Speaker 5: a ride? This is Chris Fairbank.
Speaker 6: This is Karen Kilgara.
Speaker 7: We like to wish you a happy day after Easter.
Speaker 7: It's currently Easter during this recording. The day years ago Jesus.
Speaker 5: Rose from his tomb and morphed into a rabbit who
Speaker 5: then brought the eggs of chickens to our sock drawers
Speaker 5: and nooks and crannies of the backyard. And that's the story,
Speaker 5: my friends of.
Speaker 8: Jesus, aaymen, gay man, gay man, gay man, gay man,
Speaker 8: gay man, and how they Lupia to tell.
Speaker 3: That's not what I thought I was participating.
Speaker 5: No, I'm sorry.
Speaker 6: I meant to celebrate gay men.
Speaker 5: You do the adult like setup, and I'll do the
Speaker 5: childish punch.
Speaker 3: That was that seemed like something you would have learned
Speaker 3: opening well, like the first weekend you open, you think, ah,
Speaker 3: stand up comedy, I'm gonna learn from the grate and
Speaker 3: then the headliner closes on gay menu, Hallelujah, how they
Speaker 3: love Yeah.
Speaker 7: I'm afraid that it's a joke of mine from like
Speaker 7: sixth grade where people would say Amen and hallelujah at
Speaker 7: church and I would go gay in and how they love.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 7: So it's a little less it's a little actually mature
Speaker 7: if I'm doing it in church, a place where they're
Speaker 7: very anti gay.
Speaker 3: Yes, so I was eventually, is it political.
Speaker 6: As it's a very progressive joke, Yes, and you were twelve.
Speaker 7: And it's helping people, And I think it's helped that
Speaker 7: joke alone, it's helped us get where we are today.
Speaker 7: By us, I mean me and my fellow gay gay man.
Speaker 7: I'm not gay, but if I was, I'd be fine.
Speaker 7: I wouldn't care in my life would be the same,
Speaker 7: accept way more struggle, and it would have been really
Speaker 7: difficult and still be more difficult than it is for
Speaker 7: me now. So yeah, that part, But I mean the
Speaker 7: way I enjoy myself.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you mean more from a personal aspect, just how
Speaker 3: you Yeah, because you're just kind of you go with it.
Speaker 7: I did a show at Meltdown called Joke Thieves, and
Speaker 7: you have to do you do your own set, and
Speaker 7: then afterwards there's a second half of the half of
Speaker 7: the show where you do the jokes of someone else
Speaker 7: you just watched. And I was assigned Guy Brandam, and
Speaker 7: I have some jokes that are as immature as the
Speaker 7: ones I've already told this episode, and he broke it
Speaker 7: down in a very funny way without getting to upset
Speaker 7: with me.
Speaker 3: I'm sure it was upset at all.
Speaker 5: But it was fun to watch him do my jokes,
Speaker 5: and it was real fun to.
Speaker 3: Do his jokes.
Speaker 6: You guys are a good vote.
Speaker 7: It was a great Yeah, a great show because it's
Speaker 7: one of those shows where they enforce a what seems
Speaker 7: like it's going to be homework, but it isn't. You
Speaker 7: just take notes while you're watching in Arden Marine Marine
Speaker 7: was really funny doing.
Speaker 5: She did some of these jokes.
Speaker 3: Oh god, I should know Ray Romano.
Speaker 7: It was a Ray romano ish guy. No, it was God, damnit.
Speaker 7: He's in women. He's hilarious.
Speaker 3: Dave Ross, not Dave Ross.
Speaker 5: Wiseman, it was Wiseman. Yeah, why, good boy? Do I
Speaker 5: hope he doesn't tune in and realize I brain farted
Speaker 5: his name.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna tell him to.
Speaker 5: Here's a name I won't brain fart.
Speaker 7: Today's guest currently sitting in the car waiting for it
Speaker 7: to be normal for her to talk Our friend and yours,
Speaker 7: April Richardson.
Speaker 4: Maybe maybe it's bad that maybe your audience will be
Speaker 4: bored with me, But I'm always in the car with
Speaker 4: you guys when you're not recording things, So.
Speaker 6: Why not when we do well?
Speaker 3: You are our first three peat?
Speaker 4: Yes, I believe that's like I want to get jackets
Speaker 4: like Tom Hanks and Steve Martin is five times Club.
Speaker 3: You are Alec Baldwin of this podcast, and it's because
Speaker 3: you're good.
Speaker 2: At it and because I have swagger.
Speaker 6: Because you were at breakfast with me.
Speaker 5: Explain that. Oh yes, thank you for making yourself available.
Speaker 5: We booked the show kind of last minute sometimes because
Speaker 5: you know, I was.
Speaker 2: I was very This is my ride home from breakfast.
Speaker 5: Oh this is perfect.
Speaker 7: So we are for those naysayers that say we're ben
Speaker 7: and the rules we'd hear. We're adhering today to the
Speaker 7: original mission statement. We are we are actually taking April home.
Speaker 2: It's true.
Speaker 5: Yeah, she did need a.
Speaker 3: Ride, that's right. Mm hmm. I was actually driving toward
Speaker 3: the Bourbank Airport just for ships and gigs.
Speaker 2: I'm flying home.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you're take a jet Blue over.
Speaker 5: It's funny. I do go to the airport when I
Speaker 5: have gigs, but I've never gone there when I had shits.
Speaker 6: You you would love it.
Speaker 5: Some of my jokes are so dumb. That caused sneeze joke?
Speaker 6: Now what was gay about that joke?
Speaker 5: Though?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 5: Nothing?
Speaker 3: Oh I love that.
Speaker 2: How they move a joke.
Speaker 4: I stand by that thank you for many years after.
Speaker 4: When did you say in sixth grade whatever?
Speaker 5: I was a kid? Thank you. See April is a
Speaker 5: good yes man, Limpy. No, that dog does not have
Speaker 5: much time left.
Speaker 3: No, she that dog was At first I thought it
Speaker 3: was a three legged dog, and I would be like,
Speaker 3: wonderful Internet star.
Speaker 6: Right now that I look on.
Speaker 3: A skateboard, come on, put some sunglasses on that motherfucker.
Speaker 6: Now that I look at.
Speaker 3: It, it's just a dog so old that it's it's
Speaker 3: its owner is clearly walking.
Speaker 6: It just for walking at sea.
Speaker 7: Oh she's walking, she's carrying it across the carrying the dog.
Speaker 5: Poor little pop.
Speaker 2: Poor guy. We love you.
Speaker 7: You're right though, when I see a three leg of dog,
Speaker 7: my my pupils turned to dollars.
Speaker 6: Sure, money, money, mone.
Speaker 4: Get sunglasses and a neckerchief on that thing.
Speaker 3: Now, Chris, do you ever think that you would cut
Speaker 3: off the leg of a dog to make money on
Speaker 3: the internet?
Speaker 5: Was that?
Speaker 6: What is going too far for you?
Speaker 5: Is it is the actual cutting of the leg of
Speaker 5: video that goes viral?
Speaker 3: Oh you have, that's a double virality for your life.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so double the would cut off your own legg
Speaker 4: or replace it with a dollar sign.
Speaker 5: This next video is called the Making of an Animal
Speaker 5: Star and that Civil War you pull.
Speaker 6: A poodle's tongue all the way out.
Speaker 3: So whiskey.
Speaker 7: So imagine the dog in a in a in a
Speaker 7: Civil War uniform like a reenactor playing and I'm like,
Speaker 7: I'm afraid you dysenterian, gang green your legs down. Gangriness
Speaker 7: means like and then I and a lumberge just go
Speaker 7: with one of those.
Speaker 2: Old you're describing my literal.
Speaker 4: This is why I we might have already talked about
Speaker 4: Civil War ghosts. That is such a I'm gonna have
Speaker 4: nightmare about our jokey scenario.
Speaker 7: Now because of the political the strife of the Civil
Speaker 7: War North versus the South, or.
Speaker 3: Just the idea of the saw of limbs that awful.
Speaker 2: Again with nothing but a whiskey soaked rag to bite on.
Speaker 3: Sure, But then imagine how easy the rest of your
Speaker 3: life would be if you survive that. You don't die
Speaker 3: of gang Green, you get through it, the war's over,
Speaker 3: you open your lone little hardware store.
Speaker 4: Everything is a piece of cake. And then you haunt
Speaker 4: my parents' house in Georgia that's next to a battlefield.
Speaker 5: Shit, it's not wait at home, Wait that happened?
Speaker 3: I mean not.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying it's common. It is common with the
Speaker 2: homes around or our parents now.
Speaker 5: At Georgia and in some Scooby Douce Gripts and Jerry Read.
Speaker 2: I think we had this conversation. We did, but only
Speaker 2: because it is on my mind.
Speaker 5: Like all the time it is.
Speaker 7: I have had the same I've had every conversation at
Speaker 7: least once on this podcast.
Speaker 5: I repeat myself because that's how I know I'll be it.
Speaker 5: I'm like a dad or I will be a dad
Speaker 5: or I'm like my dad.
Speaker 7: It's He would start to tell a story, and they're
Speaker 7: good stories, so we listened to him again. But yeah,
Speaker 7: my sister would go like number fifty six, they had
Speaker 7: a story.
Speaker 5: Number.
Speaker 3: I had a friend, my friend Danny Sebaios. I don't
Speaker 3: know if you ever knew him, but he's hilarious and
Speaker 3: so funny and one of the first people I met
Speaker 3: in LA and he and I were friends for so
Speaker 3: long that he would start to tell the story and
Speaker 3: we both knew I'd already heard it. We would tell
Speaker 3: each other repeat stories, pretending we'd never told them before,
Speaker 3: because they were just so good that we had to
Speaker 3: say it.
Speaker 7: Oh wow, and that what you weren't podcasting because we've
Speaker 7: found that and you don't stop me because it's like,
Speaker 7: well maybe there's some new.
Speaker 6: Less yes exactly, but no.
Speaker 3: He and I would do it to each other, just
Speaker 3: purely because we couldn't stop. If you start the story
Speaker 3: about how we all stood in a circle taking a
Speaker 3: shot for somebody's birthday and the birthday boy threw up
Speaker 3: and then everyone else ran, that's so hilarious, right that
Speaker 3: you have to tell that story no matter what no
Speaker 3: matter who's how many times the other person's heard it.
Speaker 4: I feel like that must be a problem too for
Speaker 4: people who date a lot, where it's like you got
Speaker 4: to remember who because I feel like I've got like
Speaker 4: ten stories.
Speaker 2: I got like ten solid stories. Mm hm yes, no,
Speaker 2: and like you know, you got to keep in mind
Speaker 2: like who you tell them to when you tell them.
Speaker 5: But even so, there's that's so. Yes.
Speaker 7: When I'm talking about this situation with my dad, it
Speaker 7: was usually my step mom going, oh, here's number fifty
Speaker 7: cents because she's even if there's a group of ten people.
Speaker 5: My dad, that outweighs that his wife will be listening.
Speaker 6: Again, I'm on his side. Yeah, yeah, that weighs everything.
Speaker 7: Yeah. It's like if you're doing a show and someone's like,
Speaker 7: I'm your biggest fan and they have a Chris Fairbanks, Sure,
Speaker 7: just let's just say that's happened.
Speaker 3: I'm sure it's happened, not yet.
Speaker 7: But the rest of the audience doesn't have Chris fair
Speaker 7: making sure.
Speaker 5: It's not like I'm not gonna do my ships and
Speaker 5: giggles and Mike Galla Lujah gamers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right, that's right, And people do love the
Speaker 3: hits that's why they're hit No.
Speaker 5: One. At the Hollywood Bowl.
Speaker 7: When I went to see Hollan Oates wanted to see
Speaker 7: him scat no Wow, but he did it in anyway.
Speaker 6: Man Eater, Man eater.
Speaker 5: Manny is wild baby as well, woo what are you
Speaker 5: doing baby? Well of like post, I swear that a
Speaker 5: couple of times, he almost made himself laugh. The best
Speaker 5: thing ever. And this is about Elvis so April Edge
Speaker 5: to the Seats.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 7: The one where he it's later in his career and
Speaker 7: he's drunk on stage and I can't remember what.
Speaker 4: He's laughing and he's singing, start saying.
Speaker 5: He's like, are your loans? Hey? Who was that? I
Speaker 5: don't know? I think it was my voice. You fucking
Speaker 5: can't remember the Yeah, it's so great.
Speaker 2: I have one where he laughs, he just is are
Speaker 2: you loans on tonight?
Speaker 4: And it's like ten minutes long because he just keeps
Speaker 4: laughing and keeps laughing at it. At the end, you
Speaker 4: just can't stop. In the mic, he's like, I can't
Speaker 4: stop laughing. Everybody like He's just it makes me laugh.
Speaker 4: I've heard it a thousand times and I can't listen.
Speaker 7: To It's I've always wanted Henry Phillips and I talked
Speaker 7: about because it seems like he's having a good time
Speaker 7: elbows in those situations.
Speaker 3: Cherry's fucking high as a kite.
Speaker 4: High as a kite because he didn't want to do
Speaker 4: him because there are times at the towards the end
Speaker 4: where he the colonel was just like propping him up
Speaker 4: on stage.
Speaker 2: Dude, I don't want to do this the colonel.
Speaker 3: Yeah, colonel, but his chicken was so good that he
Speaker 3: couldn't argue. It was like, you know what, you've got
Speaker 3: that secret sp you know.
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm not trying to steer this down the
Speaker 4: Elvis Nerd road. But like the colonel was like he's
Speaker 4: from rid On. He had like fled Deadmark. He was
Speaker 4: a suspect for murder and stuff, like he was like
Speaker 4: a really bad dude.
Speaker 2: What was the.
Speaker 6: Colonel?
Speaker 4: Tom Parker's real name is like something, you know, Adolf Hitler.
Speaker 4: In books I've read, there are accounts of him like
Speaker 4: fleeing because he was a murder suspect and then coming
Speaker 4: to the States and he was like a carnival guy.
Speaker 4: Just had a chance meeting with like this chance meeting
Speaker 4: with Elvis just obviously changed.
Speaker 2: Everything, and he was blind.
Speaker 5: His tour manager something.
Speaker 4: He was his entire manager, and it was unprecedented. He
Speaker 4: he got fifty percent of everything.
Speaker 3: Oh no, you know what I have to say, though,
Speaker 3: I bet those Carnies know how to promote. I mean,
Speaker 3: that's what they do for sure.
Speaker 4: And so he did do that in the early days.
Speaker 4: But he also held him back from doing all this
Speaker 4: kind of stuff. And like the Beatles came out, Elvis
Speaker 4: was like, I want to do music like that, Like
Speaker 4: I want to do weirder music and like weirder movies
Speaker 4: and not just be this guy.
Speaker 2: And he was like, no, I'm sorry, you can't, and
Speaker 2: like his was just.
Speaker 4: Like a guy who he didn't know about legal like
Speaker 4: he just signed his life away.
Speaker 5: And kicking it out of it. Terrible. Yeah, he still
Speaker 5: did okay.
Speaker 4: Though, right, fine, fine, but at times at the end
Speaker 4: that he wanted to get way more adventurous and didn't
Speaker 4: want to do another movie where he's like I'm.
Speaker 2: A racecoor driver or whatever. The colonel was like, fuck off,
Speaker 2: you have to do it anyway.
Speaker 5: Oh wow, yeah, no, thank you, colonel.
Speaker 2: Anyway.
Speaker 3: You know what, those Danish are all the same, aren't they.
Speaker 3: Those Danes, those goddamn Danes.
Speaker 5: They're sweet. We're also flaky.
Speaker 2: Oh I just saw that giant petty Danish.
Speaker 5: Sorry, now you go.
Speaker 2: No, I was calling out scenery, which is a dumb
Speaker 2: thing to do on a podcast.
Speaker 5: Oh no, that's all right.
Speaker 6: I feel like people are used to it on this
Speaker 6: one there.
Speaker 3: I like everyone will listen to an episode and we
Speaker 3: all have a reaction to something that happens and sometimes
Speaker 3: don't explain it.
Speaker 6: Those are my f Those are my very favorite.
Speaker 7: When you let it slip by you and I are
Speaker 7: so used to it that usually the guess takes it
Speaker 7: upon themselves if you don't, if you aren't watching, which
Speaker 7: of course you can't be. A bike's just pulled in
Speaker 7: front of us. That's why everyone screamed before. Wow, look
Speaker 7: at that guy's shirt.
Speaker 2: You get serious, an assassin for hire.
Speaker 5: Don't describe what he looked like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's your imagination.
Speaker 5: We just imagine him.
Speaker 2: He just looked like an angry Russian hit man.
Speaker 3: He did or he was walking away from like his
Speaker 3: family is easter.
Speaker 6: That's sucked.
Speaker 3: It's like I never get the pie I want.
Speaker 5: They always get a low quality egg dye my parents. Yeah,
Speaker 5: it's Pause. It's the best. I love that company because
Speaker 5: do they make anything else?
Speaker 3: Yeah, they can't.
Speaker 7: They just shut their doors half the year or most
Speaker 7: of the year like a Halloween store, and then open
Speaker 7: up when it's.
Speaker 2: Right zero competition. Name another Egg Die besides Pause, I'm Cadbury.
Speaker 2: They don't have eg they do.
Speaker 5: They dabble and Die.
Speaker 3: Do you think though, that that's a later Yes, yeah,
Speaker 3: because of the popularity of their cream egg pauses, the
Speaker 3: Sears Roebuck of egg Die.
Speaker 2: It's just the establishment.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: They maybe they're in bed with the candy corn people
Speaker 3: that also are only relevant in the fall. That would
Speaker 3: bounce it out kind of nicely.
Speaker 5: I think it'd be funny if they were in bed
Speaker 5: with pez.
Speaker 3: Ooh or firecrackers.
Speaker 7: Yeah, or if they're in bed with a severed horsehead
Speaker 7: or sexy lady.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: That's just like as sections in one section does pause
Speaker 4: and they shut that down, and the other section makes
Speaker 4: candy corn, and then they shut down the other section
Speaker 4: makes and they just like rotate.
Speaker 5: That's a great business idea.
Speaker 3: And then the other section makes caskets, and so if
Speaker 3: they don't, they're not related. Yeah, there's the one thing
Speaker 3: that's always necessary, and then there are the other things
Speaker 3: that are almost never necessary.
Speaker 5: You think they make caskets too, so they feed pump
Speaker 5: everyone with sugar. They die of diabetes. Then they put
Speaker 5: them in a sugar box.
Speaker 3: That's right, yes, And then they wrap when they right
Speaker 3: before they put the castle ground, they wrap a little
Speaker 3: piece of paper on.
Speaker 6: The outside with like a fun easter decorations, like an arrangement, yeah,
Speaker 6: or like a you know.
Speaker 3: Sometimes you dye the egg and you stick it on
Speaker 3: that little paper circle so it doesn't touch the table.
Speaker 5: Yeah, right right.
Speaker 6: I guess I was.
Speaker 3: Trying to make a joke like that, but it absolutely
Speaker 3: did not fit into the castle.
Speaker 5: Very visual.
Speaker 3: It's visual, and it's nonsensical.
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, two of my favorite traits in a joke
Speaker 5: in a person. I like to see them, but I
Speaker 5: don't want them to make sense.
Speaker 6: That's the best way.
Speaker 5: And describes most of my relationships. Am I right? Lady Hella, Okay,
Speaker 5: don't want to be yet?
Speaker 4: That doesn't you perfectly described those relationships.
Speaker 2: I hope that you don't want to be these movies.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you want to, but you do want to
Speaker 3: see them. He cared very deeply for.
Speaker 2: The romantic what you just said inadvertently romantic.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't help I.
Speaker 2: Want to see I don't want to be yet.
Speaker 5: I love you so much honey that I wish I
Speaker 5: was you.
Speaker 6: I want to wear your wide.
Speaker 4: This is a real question. Do you call your girlfriend's honey?
Speaker 5: Oh, honey, I.
Speaker 2: Got sad.
Speaker 5: I go sweets. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I never have had a petny. I've never had a
Speaker 2: guy call me anything like that at all. Never really
Speaker 2: Aaron probably did, but not.
Speaker 4: I remember seeing a friend's boyfriend call her baby, and
Speaker 4: it was a thing where I distinctly remember previously, you know,
Speaker 4: when you're you been like, oh, that's so lame, like
Speaker 4: you would do that, and then at that moment being like,
Speaker 4: oh no, actually I'm really sad nobody's ever called.
Speaker 5: Quickly quickly turned to jealous rage.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I not rage, sadness, like where I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: that's not lame. I want somebody to tell me.
Speaker 7: That no one calls me their buddy cup, Hickory buddy cup.
Speaker 3: Man, I want to be somebody's buddy cup.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I want to be a buddy cop movie.
Speaker 6: I feel like.
Speaker 2: You kind of are you and Karen Body cop movie?
Speaker 3: We could do it for sure. No, I'm not doing
Speaker 3: that paperwork. God damn it.
Speaker 5: Oh well, is that a wild card?
Speaker 3: That's me.
Speaker 5: I would like to see your badge on my desk.
Speaker 5: Are we in Loch Crescenta.
Speaker 6: No, friend, this is Burbank.
Speaker 5: Old time Bank.
Speaker 3: This is This is like where the City Hall of
Speaker 3: Bourbank is?
Speaker 5: Is it okay? If I like? I really like Burbank
Speaker 5: and Glendale.
Speaker 6: Yeah, they're good.
Speaker 5: They're like nice downtowns.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're night because it's like a fifties movie set.
Speaker 5: It is.
Speaker 3: It's pretty good, and it's quiet. It's not dirty and
Speaker 3: it's quiet. God forbid.
Speaker 5: I live in a very loud dirty Mary of Venice
Speaker 5: Beach is very loud and dirty.
Speaker 3: That's right. I feel like it's it's loud and dirty.
Speaker 3: Do you get down and dirty? Man?
Speaker 5: It's down and dirty talking about loud and dirty, tolerant
Speaker 5: of it when I was Thirty's my favorite. And the
Speaker 5: best part is we won't get sued because I'm making
Speaker 5: it up.
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: What's Hollywood Works game in in Halloeluba?
Speaker 5: What's that place?
Speaker 2: Know that place that looks like the Devil's Office? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I didn't see.
Speaker 5: It, Yeah, it looks like office place.
Speaker 3: I want to see it. Yeah, yeah, let's go look
Speaker 3: because I'm scared of the devil and I want to
Speaker 3: know where he works.
Speaker 5: Have you ever gone to Riffy's Market where they're just
Speaker 5: like right when you go in, they're just making produce
Speaker 5: jokes and no, I don't ever stop. It's nauseating.
Speaker 6: What are you going to use the cart with the
Speaker 6: bad wheel?
Speaker 3: Of guys? What's the craziest Easter you've ever had?
Speaker 5: Easter? I don't.
Speaker 7: I My family didn't really. I guess when I was little,
Speaker 7: I would get some candy or a kite.
Speaker 5: I would usually get a kite.
Speaker 6: Yeah, a little present, yeah, which.
Speaker 5: Is cool, but it usually met candy for sure. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I guess I never had a candy tooth. Yeah.
Speaker 2: We've been over this lecture one.
Speaker 5: I know that they're yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I always got candy.
Speaker 2: Hell of candy, for sure.
Speaker 4: I mean when I was a kid, obviously we would
Speaker 4: do like uh egg Easter egg hunts.
Speaker 2: But my parents are super religious, so we would always
Speaker 2: go to church. I mean I talked to my mom
Speaker 2: today and she was like, did you go to church?
Speaker 2: And I was like, no, That's.
Speaker 5: What Daniel Daniels said yesterday. His mom said promise me
Speaker 5: you'll go to a church and he said, I can't,
Speaker 5: but I promise you all pray before I eat. And
Speaker 5: he's like, man, these are adults.
Speaker 3: Well, because Easter is even bigger than Christmas, is kind
Speaker 3: of the key.
Speaker 6: It's the key event.
Speaker 5: It did mean so I know something. It's what started
Speaker 5: at all.
Speaker 3: It really started. This is his This was his blue Hawaii.
Speaker 5: Yeah, this is his raging bull I have.
Speaker 3: I have.
Speaker 5: I only repeated the same because I don't know a
Speaker 5: blue Hawaii. It's a song.
Speaker 6: That's what you were just. It was a punch up.
Speaker 5: I liked it.
Speaker 2: I respect it.
Speaker 5: I Uh. Something outrageous has probably happened.
Speaker 7: In my family on Easter because it's when we would
Speaker 7: go to my grandparents' house and everyone would drink, and
Speaker 7: I'm sure that one of the memories I have of
Speaker 7: my grandpa coming out with a baseball bat and my
Speaker 7: uncle like there was almost horrible fights and my dad
Speaker 7: would bring it up shit.
Speaker 5: I think that they would at least during a holiday.
Speaker 7: I think it's more Thanksgiving that would scarier things would happen.
Speaker 5: But yeah, that was I'm not trying to impress something.
Speaker 5: I had a good childhood.
Speaker 2: Every family guy. Everybody got drunk.
Speaker 5: It is it is a We went by the Devil's office.
Speaker 2: Again, and it doesn't look like that.
Speaker 5: It's it's kind of a shiny Budweiser font.
Speaker 2: Yes, a black building with red dark red panel.
Speaker 5: And just a giant phone number that ends in the six.
Speaker 2: Definitely.
Speaker 4: What about Karen, You must have had your Irish Catholic
Speaker 4: you must have had insane easters.
Speaker 3: Yes. Well, as we were trying to answer this question,
Speaker 3: I realized it was a very bad quote, like it
Speaker 3: just a dumb question that was very leading. But I
Speaker 3: because I don't have any of those. But I think
Speaker 3: it was because Easter usually at our house, like my
Speaker 3: parents would make gin sizzes and it would start early
Speaker 3: enough in the day that wouldn't get crazy because people
Speaker 3: would leave by like five o'clock. Sure, like you know,
Speaker 3: you'd have it was all a very morning afternoon kind
Speaker 3: of event. But I did have. What I liked was
Speaker 3: I was the youngest of all the kids. My sister
Speaker 3: was older, and then my cousins were way older, and
Speaker 3: so they would come over and then my uncle Steve,
Speaker 3: I would just follow him around and he would point,
Speaker 3: like during the Easter egg hunt, he would point out
Speaker 3: where all the Easter eggs were real subtle so that
Speaker 3: I would get them all and because and there's a
Speaker 3: picture of it. It's so funny. There's a picture of
Speaker 3: it where he's standing there with like a Manhattan in
Speaker 3: one hand and like a big long cigarette and he's
Speaker 3: just his hand is out like that and I'm over
Speaker 3: picking up the camera.
Speaker 5: That's so great.
Speaker 6: It's my favorite.
Speaker 2: Gave you all the answers to the East Egg.
Speaker 3: Cut like way out ahead of and it was his
Speaker 3: own children.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 3: His own children were the other people in the East
Speaker 3: Egg hunt, but he was helping me cheat.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 7: I think my earliest because of a photo that was
Speaker 7: always laying around my whole life.
Speaker 5: My earliest memory was hating East egg.
Speaker 7: It's like, even when I was very young and we
Speaker 7: were still in California, we went to like a park
Speaker 7: and it was like a city sanctioned Yeaster egg hunt
Speaker 7: and kids were freaking out and all competitive, and I
Speaker 7: just there's just a picture of me staring at the
Speaker 7: camera like with a very unhappy look on my face,
Speaker 7: with an empty basket and just blurry kids.
Speaker 5: Behind me going ship house.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 7: I did not have zero Like that's how competitive I've
Speaker 7: always been, right, that's how you know, anti social I've
Speaker 7: always been.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, also it's funny that feeling of like watching
Speaker 3: everyone kick into high gear. I also have that reaction
Speaker 3: and have since I was a kid of like go.
Speaker 6: Ahead, yeah, me too.
Speaker 5: That's how I write.
Speaker 4: I for sure am like zero percent competitive. I'm an
Speaker 4: only kid, so there's no sort of rival. I didn't
Speaker 4: have a brother or sister to be like, we'll be
Speaker 4: more like him or so I have zero competitive drive.
Speaker 4: And that also was why I was never on any
Speaker 4: teams or anything in any clubs or anything in high
Speaker 4: school because I was like, yeah, I don't I don't
Speaker 4: give a shit, like bare minimum all day long.
Speaker 2: That's my shit.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And my mom, Oh, she was.
Speaker 4: So frustrated because she was the opposite obviously in every way.
Speaker 4: It was on all these teams and was, you know,
Speaker 4: basketball champion, and like she would always just be like
Speaker 4: do anything. She made me do a couple of things.
Speaker 4: She wasn't like a pageant mom, but like there was
Speaker 4: a couple of things she kind of made me do
Speaker 4: and then in the course of doing them would be like,
Speaker 4: oh if she.
Speaker 2: Was ever like, you're not gonna win.
Speaker 4: I was just like, okay, like I never can. She
Speaker 4: was like, You're not gonna get that trophy though, I'm like, yeah, okay,
Speaker 4: I don't care.
Speaker 5: There's no room on my shelf anyway. That's so funny.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's good and bad though, because I think you
Speaker 4: do need a certain I mean now as an adult, Yeah,
Speaker 4: the same in my career.
Speaker 7: If I was a little more competitive as a kid,
Speaker 7: I wonder if right now I'd be like trying to
Speaker 7: climb myself to the top of this comedy contest.
Speaker 4: Exactly where it's like a little bit of that is healthy. Yeah,
Speaker 4: blind competitive drive where you're like I don't give a
Speaker 4: fuck who I fuck over the terrible and monstrous but
Speaker 4: which is zero percent of it, is also not good.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 5: It's amazing though.
Speaker 7: If I think of all the comics that I was
Speaker 7: friends with, kind of very interact with that are huge
Speaker 7: now they kind of have a lot of them.
Speaker 5: Have that in common. Absolutely, get out of my way,
Speaker 5: I think.
Speaker 6: But I think here's the.
Speaker 3: Way I would like to say, for as a person
Speaker 3: who got to observe without being being there personally, but
Speaker 3: got to observe what the other side of that was,
Speaker 3: I'm so glad I didn't have that, because actual fame
Speaker 3: is horrifying. It's a bizarre, horrifying prison that no one understands.
Speaker 3: So everybody thinks they want it until until you have it.
Speaker 3: And I understand. Of course, I'm not saying I don't
Speaker 3: like money or like not being worried about stuff, but
Speaker 3: the actual fame part is really weird.
Speaker 7: It's really fair, and I these some of those same
Speaker 7: people I'm thinking of, you know, they'll have that fame
Speaker 7: and then look around and the people that they pissed
Speaker 7: off who would have been their friends aren't there right right,
Speaker 7: I'm like, oh, yeah, oh, and I don't have any
Speaker 7: real friends because I was stepping on everybody.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Agree, I fully agree with both of you.
Speaker 7: I'm also just thinking about characters and movies and stuff
Speaker 7: right now.
Speaker 4: But I wonder what the healthy balance is though, because
Speaker 4: I remember as a kid also, you know, knowing kids
Speaker 4: who like had all the trophies and won everything, and
Speaker 4: it was never where I'm like, you have like nineteen trophies,
Speaker 4: how come that's not enough for you? Why do you
Speaker 4: need to also get this twentieth one? So it's like,
Speaker 4: I wonder what the balance is of going I win
Speaker 4: just enough. I'm just competitive enough that I'm okay and
Speaker 4: not a crazy dick.
Speaker 6: It sounds like you grew up with goldfinger.
Speaker 3: More trophies melt them down.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I just was so lazy that again,
Speaker 4: I just wish I had five percent of that instead
Speaker 4: of zero percent.
Speaker 3: Well, I also learned very early that there is a
Speaker 3: much bigger payoff not in doing things on time and
Speaker 3: like correctly, but in not doing them until the last
Speaker 3: minute and somehow quote unquote pulling it off. And I
Speaker 3: got addicted to that lifestyle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 6: And my sister actually.
Speaker 5: Is procrastinating part of your winning formula.
Speaker 3: Hugely, which is also that's just justifying laziness. And I
Speaker 3: know it's definitely a bad habit, but I really do
Speaker 3: get a huge it's you know what I mean. It's
Speaker 3: that thing of when you don't when you have a
Speaker 3: couple jokes in your back pocket, but you go on
Speaker 3: stage and you basically see what's gonna happen.
Speaker 6: Now, when that doesn't.
Speaker 3: Work, it is just it destroys me for a long time.
Speaker 3: But when it works, it's the greatest feeling. It's better
Speaker 3: than anything.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 2: So it's because that's its own kind of.
Speaker 4: Weird creativity in a way too, because you're kind of one.
Speaker 4: It's so funny that you say that, because one of
Speaker 4: the greatest moments of my life.
Speaker 2: I'll never forget this feeling.
Speaker 4: In eleventh grade, I gotta on a book report for
Speaker 4: a book i'd never read.
Speaker 2: I didn't even open it. The cliff notes whatever, I
Speaker 2: cheated back, but I didn't cheat. I didn't cheat often
Speaker 2: you just ripped it. I just looked at the book, read.
Speaker 4: Them back and was like, I think I know what
Speaker 4: this is about. An entire book report, got a B
Speaker 4: on it, and I god from that, I was like, oh,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna be okay. Yes, which is it's like here,
Speaker 4: it's the best feeling in the world, even though it
Speaker 4: is an excuse, you're making an excuse for not doing
Speaker 4: your work.
Speaker 3: The problem, I mean, the problem and the brilliance of
Speaker 3: that is because that's exactly I don't. I never did
Speaker 3: anything in high school anything ever, and was a beast
Speaker 3: average student because I figured out I learned about the teachers,
Speaker 3: and I manipulated teachers or the situation of what the
Speaker 3: like I knew certain teachers at our school were pronounced alcoholics,
Speaker 3: so like you knew for a fact you could write
Speaker 3: blah blah blah on the page. And there were certain
Speaker 3: teachers that would always give me a bee because I
Speaker 3: behaved well in class and I didn't like make problems
Speaker 3: for them. It was like stuff like that where I
Speaker 3: just started learning it's about the system, it is not
Speaker 3: about going through the paces correctly.
Speaker 5: That's great funny. I almost did the opposite nice school.
Speaker 7: I remember I failed a Spanish class that I was
Speaker 7: working very hard, my hardest, and I really was trying
Speaker 7: to do well. But she was giving me little marks
Speaker 7: on my attendance sheet which were an F for the
Speaker 7: day because I was making people laugh and being not
Speaker 7: well behaved.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's so funny because.
Speaker 7: She had hit the fan. My dad went to school.
Speaker 7: We got me out of that class, we got me
Speaker 7: in another one. My parents had my back.
Speaker 4: That's funny because I'm like the accombination that you where
Speaker 4: I constantly talked in class.
Speaker 2: Constant was a classic class clown, yelled out all the
Speaker 2: time jokes.
Speaker 4: But I made the teachers laugh, so they like wouldn't
Speaker 4: be mad at me. It was the sort of thing
Speaker 4: where they'd be like, oh, April, you were as school,
Speaker 4: like that kind of.
Speaker 2: Thing where you went.
Speaker 5: I wish I went to that school.
Speaker 4: They but I failed everything, Like I got terrible grades.
Speaker 2: They didn't make up for it in greedes. But it's
Speaker 2: like I never gotten troke oy.
Speaker 7: Yeah no, then that is kind of how mine was.
Speaker 7: I got punished they I would make teachers laugh and
Speaker 7: then they go, oh, Chris, oh that was a good one.
Speaker 7: And then they write my name on the board and
Speaker 7: then I knew I just got to stay after a
Speaker 7: half hour.
Speaker 2: Yeah I didn't. That's funny. I never got that.
Speaker 5: Sixty five detentions my eighth grade. That's oh see that
Speaker 5: sixty five.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying is I never.
Speaker 7: For making jokes. Have you guys heard of Johnny Crash?
Speaker 7: Johnny Crash?
Speaker 5: Never mind, it doesn't I'm not going to repeat some
Speaker 5: of my jokes.
Speaker 2: But see I didn't. I didn't because I've.
Speaker 3: Never heard of Johnny Crash.
Speaker 7: I think he asked the class if anyone had heard
Speaker 7: of Johnny Cash, and I said no, but I'm a
Speaker 7: big fan of Eddie Money.
Speaker 5: And he laughed and I was a kid, and then
Speaker 5: it's a great joke. And then he gave me a detention,
Speaker 5: it was added. That was the one that made me
Speaker 5: have to clean the bathrooms with Mike already used to
Speaker 5: pull a knife out. That's at the mall. And why
Speaker 5: you know I got treated like a criminal.
Speaker 4: No, I didn't get social like we didn't. Yeah, I
Speaker 4: never got detention or whatever. They'd cut me slack on that,
Speaker 4: but it would be the sort of thing where they'd
Speaker 4: laugh and go, oh, I were your funny and then
Speaker 4: run an F on my test.
Speaker 2: They were gonna make.
Speaker 4: Up for it in the other way. They were like,
Speaker 4: good job on your jokes, but you still didn't study so.
Speaker 5: F Yeah, wow, man's probably normal. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was the one sitting in the back, rubbing my
Speaker 3: hands together, not saying anything, going I'm going to work
Speaker 3: all you people to the boat. The only time is
Speaker 3: I knew I would. I would say stuff in class
Speaker 3: out loud if I knew the teacher wouldn't get mad. Right,
Speaker 3: So I was adopting my I was adapting my personality.
Speaker 3: I didn't adopt anything. I adapted my personality. But at
Speaker 3: the same time I was like learning this weird like
Speaker 3: invisibility mode. And then I started I went to a
Speaker 3: Catholic high school that had a dress code, and I
Speaker 3: started wearing shorts to school and.
Speaker 6: Nobody I never got in trouble.
Speaker 3: I started realizing I was one of those people nobody
Speaker 3: was really paying attention to, so I could kind of
Speaker 3: get away with stuff because I was like slightly invisible.
Speaker 5: What was everyone else for us to wear?
Speaker 3: You had to wear like a collared shirt, you weren't
Speaker 3: allowed to wear jeans, you could not wear shorts. I
Speaker 3: was not like it was all those kinds of things
Speaker 3: where I was like, oh, I'm not I somehow have
Speaker 3: like slipped underneath the radar where teachers aren't paying attention
Speaker 3: to me. One I'm not good and I'm not bad,
Speaker 3: and so I'm just gonna do whatever the fuck I want.
Speaker 3: And the more I did it, the like bigger, like
Speaker 3: the greater victory feeling I would get. So like there
Speaker 3: was for Spirit Week. There was one day where that
Speaker 3: was like come as your hero, and I went wearing
Speaker 3: shorts and I was people When people asked me, I
Speaker 3: was like, I'm myself because I do whatever the fuck
Speaker 3: I want at this school. And by that time I
Speaker 3: was a senior, and nobody even like knew I had
Speaker 3: been doing.
Speaker 7: I know, it's crazy, pretty fun myself one wears and
Speaker 7: you never.
Speaker 6: Noticed everybody fuck off?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like that, but just loud about it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I just was like, yeah, I do
Speaker 4: whatever I want, but loudly, and if I get in trouble, who.
Speaker 2: Cares kind of thing. Like it was so dumb, but
Speaker 2: I knew, but I was.
Speaker 3: I had a loud friend who did a thing where
Speaker 3: I would say a joke under my breath and she'd
Speaker 3: say it out loud, and then she would get in trouble.
Speaker 6: No, she would get in trouble.
Speaker 3: And that was it was that like I would learn
Speaker 3: that lesson of like she couldn't she couldn't not yell,
Speaker 3: and then I was like, oh, all you have to
Speaker 3: do is be able to not like out have outbursts,
Speaker 3: and you can kind of get away with anything control.
Speaker 5: Yeah. I had no self control either.
Speaker 3: But the funny thing is they're trying to break kids
Speaker 3: of self control or you know, teach self control, but
Speaker 3: really what they're doing is breaking your creativity or breaking
Speaker 3: your like confidence. It's a good thing that kids are
Speaker 3: confident enough to be like, here's my brilliant, brilliant, fucking
Speaker 3: Johnny Cash joke.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I refuse to be quiet. For sure.
Speaker 5: I was shy. I actually missed. It's like every kid
Speaker 5: is really riddled with confidence.
Speaker 3: It's so true. They're all special these days.
Speaker 5: Every other kid.
Speaker 7: When I was in it's quiet and shy and said
Speaker 7: funny things every once in a while. But now everyone's like,
Speaker 7: look at me sing, look at me dance?
Speaker 2: What is this song?
Speaker 3: I gotta know what the song?
Speaker 5: Day sounds Christian?
Speaker 4: Hold on, it's here's the thing, you guys, listeners. This
Speaker 4: person next year. The light looks like doesn't it looks
Speaker 4: like a punk rock Yeah. Yeah, And it's a girl
Speaker 4: and she she's listening to I Believe Christian Believe.
Speaker 2: Maybe she's Christian ballad.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's like she looked like a punk rock I
Speaker 4: thought it was a dude. I mean, I'm just saying
Speaker 4: it was like this punk rock looking wearing.
Speaker 5: Like a satin kind of dope jacket.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Maybe she was street Christian, you know that new Christian?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Have you heard about God? And they start breaking
Speaker 5: school exactly.
Speaker 3: I do drugs for Jesus.
Speaker 2: He shreds my heart.
Speaker 3: Anyway.
Speaker 2: Eddie House starts talking about high school.
Speaker 6: I don't know, just being outbursts, procrastinating.
Speaker 3: What about college?
Speaker 4: I actually worked my ass off in college because I
Speaker 4: didn't go to college till I was twenty three.
Speaker 2: So it's sort of thing where I was like ready
Speaker 2: to be there and ready to get it done.
Speaker 3: And wow, that's how they do it in Europe.
Speaker 5: I was done when you were Yeah, I didn't while.
Speaker 4: I didn't want to go. Well, I lived in England
Speaker 4: for a bit and I was like, didn't think I
Speaker 4: was gonna go. I remember when I graduated from high school.
Speaker 2: I told my mom.
Speaker 4: I was like, if you make me go to college
Speaker 4: right now, one hundred percent guarantee y'all fail out.
Speaker 2: I don't want to do any more school shit. Just
Speaker 2: let me chill or whatever.
Speaker 4: And then yeah, I went to England and lived with
Speaker 4: my friend for a bit, and then my mom kind
Speaker 4: of after a couple of years, she just called and
Speaker 4: was like, well, you need to come get your shit
Speaker 4: out of my house, Like you need to move out
Speaker 4: of my house.
Speaker 2: You're an adult now, right, and so come back here
Speaker 2: and go to college and move out.
Speaker 3: And I was like, Okay, that's the way to do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah too young. It was like, get your shit out
Speaker 2: of my house. You're grown.
Speaker 3: But I mean, like not going to college right out
Speaker 3: of high school is smart, Yeah, because you don't know
Speaker 3: what the fuck you're doing, right.
Speaker 2: And then by the time I went again, I was
Speaker 2: into it well.
Speaker 4: And of course in college you get to choose what
Speaker 4: you're learning, so it's like I obviously chose things I
Speaker 4: was interested in and actually did the work in rope
Speaker 4: papers and kind of weirdly enjoyed it.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I part of me wish is right after high school,
Speaker 7: I just started doing art for a living because I
Speaker 7: was trying to do it, but I couldn't get work
Speaker 7: done because I had to go to school, right, and
Speaker 7: I would have started doing stand up earlier, I think,
Speaker 7: I guess I wouldn't be able to have conversations with
Speaker 7: There's a certain amount of confidence you get from going
Speaker 7: to college.
Speaker 5: I guess, right, that's the biggest thing I got from it.
Speaker 5: But I would not recommend it to everyone.
Speaker 7: I agree with you, especially if you're going to be
Speaker 7: an art major and you already are getting work doing art.
Speaker 3: Stuff, right, that's right.
Speaker 7: It's like, wait, I don't no one's ever I've never
Speaker 7: shown my diploma or whatever you call the thing I
Speaker 7: have in a frame of course, well, because it's not.
Speaker 4: Like going to see your drawing and then be like, well,
Speaker 4: first of all, I need to see your diploma exactly.
Speaker 3: But that's part of that thing, like, you know, the
Speaker 3: trend that's changing where college is so expensive and ultimately
Speaker 3: there are so few jobs that really require.
Speaker 6: It in night, or maybe not so few.
Speaker 3: I shouldn't say that, because I'm just thinking of.
Speaker 6: The way we live.
Speaker 3: I'm talking if you want to work in a TV,
Speaker 3: if you want to work in the arts professionally, nobody
Speaker 3: gives one ship.
Speaker 5: What's school you want to go?
Speaker 3: Do it?
Speaker 6: You come do it, You come be a PA and
Speaker 6: lift a bunch of waters.
Speaker 5: We're preaching to any confused seventeen year olds out there
Speaker 5: that listener podcast.
Speaker 3: Thirty two year olds at their job, going fuck you.
Speaker 6: I went to college and I still have student loans.
Speaker 2: Go fuck yourself.
Speaker 3: But listen Jimmy and Susie out there.
Speaker 7: Or I'm in between surgeries right now, lowering myself to
Speaker 7: listen to your podcast, and you're saying I could be
Speaker 7: doing this without any school.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, self taught geniuses.
Speaker 6: Self taught doctors.
Speaker 2: What I don't know.
Speaker 4: You guys heard of you when I said I gotta
Speaker 4: be on a book report in eleventh grade.
Speaker 5: So yeah, so go ahead and do your little surgery
Speaker 5: or whatever. I didn't read catch your in the whatever.
Speaker 3: I never read Silas Marner did what.
Speaker 2: I can't remember what book it was. Now, I tell
Speaker 2: you that's wrong.
Speaker 5: Oh we are we use another ten or so?
Speaker 3: I love it? Would you say, April? Sorry?
Speaker 2: Oh nothing? Just how smart I am for scam every
Speaker 2: vide in high school?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 6: Nothing?
Speaker 2: Were you guys?
Speaker 5: I was angry in high school? Were you guys angry?
Speaker 2: Not at all?
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm just pretty angry. I was pretty angry.
Speaker 3: I was like, yeah I was.
Speaker 6: I was disillusioned.
Speaker 3: I don't think I was allowed to be angry and
Speaker 3: was drunk, which so I probably was angry.
Speaker 2: But I was drunk in high school.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I started drinking when I was like fifteen.
Speaker 5: Oh wow, yeah I didn't.
Speaker 3: I didn't.
Speaker 5: I didn't till college.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I did a SAP.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 5: My dad said, he found and I. We've covered high school,
Speaker 5: we've covered college.
Speaker 6: Gonna we've got to get to our hot elementary school.
Speaker 5: A lot of people college. I can't remember whatever. What
Speaker 5: do you call elementary school? School? Grade school?
Speaker 3: Or grammar school?
Speaker 7: Grammar school thank you. Kindergarten through fifth grade, I did
Speaker 7: not miss one day of school.
Speaker 5: Do you guys believe Oh?
Speaker 3: I do believe you?
Speaker 5: Not one day?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 6: Did you get a certificate for that?
Speaker 3: Sick?
Speaker 5: I never missed. I never got sick. I never missed
Speaker 5: a day school. My dad said that the only time
Speaker 5: I got a certificate.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to No.
Speaker 5: I just was scared that I would. Every day I
Speaker 5: woke up like, don't fuck up life? Oh yeah, and
Speaker 5: then now look at me sleeping until noon. Don't give a.
Speaker 6: Rock Jesus music, pull crack Jesus.
Speaker 3: Hey. Do you were you in like the local paper
Speaker 3: for that?
Speaker 5: Yeah? There is a I was in the paper a
Speaker 5: lot I used to read to elderly peoples. I was
Speaker 5: in the paper for walking with a young Vietnamese girl.
Speaker 5: She was my little friend and it was a little
Speaker 5: back in those days. No one was walking her to school.
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 5: I did not see color.
Speaker 3: Sorry what.
Speaker 5: I'm actually I'm describing two different newspaper clippings, me with
Speaker 5: a tiny exchange student girl who was my friend, and
Speaker 5: an old lady, you know, n covering the covering the
Speaker 5: whole spectrum.
Speaker 3: I think I was in the paper once for once
Speaker 3: when I was two, because my sister and I were
Speaker 3: eating corn dogs at the fair and we were sitting
Speaker 3: on the curb eating corn dogs.
Speaker 6: I was two and Laura was four.
Speaker 3: I was My dad still has it in like in
Speaker 3: this thing that when everyone was at our house for
Speaker 3: my mom's funeral, my uh, one of my aunts goes, oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: we all made those one day. It's been it's been
Speaker 3: on the wall at my parents' house my whole life.
Speaker 3: And it's the thing you don't even look at. It
Speaker 3: has like it's a it's a wooden box with the
Speaker 3: picture of me and my sister cut out of the newspaper,
Speaker 3: and then like little sections of the box have like
Speaker 3: one part has macaroni, one part has just corn, like
Speaker 3: like kernels of corn. One part has has wheat. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's all like sections looks very seventies. There's there's like
Speaker 3: stalks of wheat inside of it. And I just always thought, oh,
Speaker 3: my mom made that or something. And then my aunt
Speaker 3: was like, we all came over one day and we
Speaker 3: all made these. They're called memory boxes, and like this
Speaker 3: crazy shit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So like I remember that corn a corn in it.
Speaker 3: It's just because in the seventies, people loved corn and wheat.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and it was an ambience. It's a three D
Speaker 7: picture frame. Might as well some nickknacks, and.
Speaker 6: That's exactly right.
Speaker 2: I guess, okay, because I get the macaroni thing because
Speaker 2: I remember making like necklaces and ship for my mom
Speaker 2: out of macaroni when I was.
Speaker 3: A little kid. But maybe never. My mom probably wasn't
Speaker 3: good at arts and crafts, so.
Speaker 4: She's like, throw some old popcorn in the I've never
Speaker 4: thought of the decorative property of corn.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's pretty gorgeous when you see it.
Speaker 5: It's how many I've been wanting to make so many
Speaker 5: poop jokes. You guys have just been riding that poop
Speaker 5: line talking about corn and macarooney. I never made ship
Speaker 5: with corner macaroni, the whole bag, fairy bags. It's not funny.
Speaker 5: You're a grown up.
Speaker 3: Unleash it and definitely call it macarooney when you do.
Speaker 5: That's great.
Speaker 2: Why are you trying to be mature right now?
Speaker 5: I'm trying.
Speaker 3: You already said how Yeah, that's how we started, April.
Speaker 5: I've grown a lot during this. Yes, Karen, do you
Speaker 5: mind slowing down? Question of the speed limits, I'm sorry, yeah,
Speaker 5: we go.
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Speaker 6: Oh, there's the Starbucks drive through. Does anybody need one?
Speaker 2: Let's dray crow or we don't.
Speaker 5: I guess, I guess it's a little late. Okay, I
Speaker 5: don't want to stay up all.
Speaker 3: Night, but I honestly feel like I'm still feeling the
Speaker 3: effects of the coffee we had at our coffee breakfast,
Speaker 3: nine coffees because the waitress was God bless her. It
Speaker 3: was kind of slammed because it was Easter morning breakfast.
Speaker 4: It was our first bad waitress experience at Swingers.
Speaker 3: I got to say, yeah, first one, Well, she I
Speaker 3: think she just was not She just didn't usually good ways.
Speaker 3: She was just like have it all kind of covered,
Speaker 3: make you feel like they have they're watching you the
Speaker 3: whole time, And she clearly was just like had ten
Speaker 3: tables and was and wasn't holding it together. So I
Speaker 3: started getting almost vengeful about the coffee where it's like
Speaker 3: more coffee, yeah on principle, yeah, yeah, do something, yeah,
Speaker 3: but then you're drinking.
Speaker 5: You guys, when was that you guys hung out all day?
Speaker 2: What did you do all day, all day.
Speaker 6: Then we went to see the movie Hello, My name
Speaker 6: is Doris.
Speaker 5: You did?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 5: Who the hell is that movie? You made that movie up?
Speaker 5: Did not?
Speaker 3: Girl? It's hell.
Speaker 4: On this?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Should we? Yeah?
Speaker 4: It's the movie where Sally Field is like, hits on
Speaker 4: it works with a young younger dude. She's supposed to
Speaker 4: be I guess, like sixty and works with a bunch
Speaker 4: of thirty year old Sure.
Speaker 3: I thought it would be good for April and I
Speaker 3: had single women in Los Angeles to learn how a
Speaker 3: six year old would hit on a like a twenty
Speaker 3: in my future to.
Speaker 5: Be real, do you ladies need another thumb?
Speaker 3: I mean, I was like, yeah, how do you become
Speaker 3: a cougar?
Speaker 5: How do you bag a cowboy? Brad Pitt?
Speaker 2: In its first scenes, there were a few scenes, for
Speaker 2: sure where I was like, this could be me. But
Speaker 2: for the most part she was. She was just an older,
Speaker 2: manic pixie lady. Yeah, she was annoying.
Speaker 3: It was not a real personality like it was that.
Speaker 3: Of course, Sally Field's amazing and genius, but she was
Speaker 3: playing this character for comedy where you're all At one point,
Speaker 3: April Lee, everyone goes like, is she supposed to be retarded.
Speaker 2: It wasn't being funny.
Speaker 4: I was like, really, is she supposed to be like
Speaker 4: mentally challenged because I was picturing her she was, I think,
Speaker 4: supposed to be around like my mom's age, where I'm like,
Speaker 4: but she acted like an eight year old and dressed
Speaker 4: like an eight year old, and I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, uh, what, like weird? It was weird. I mean
Speaker 2: she did have meant. I don't to give too much
Speaker 2: of the movie.
Speaker 7: If you want to see it, oh yeah, yeah, but
Speaker 7: it was a bunch of listeners have pulled muscles their chairs.
Speaker 4: But Karen made a good point though, because in the
Speaker 4: movie she does have a best friend who's like kind.
Speaker 2: Of this like tough talking broad And it is the
Speaker 2: movie tropes that I take.
Speaker 4: I take it so personally when I see these movies,
Speaker 4: because it's always like the lady who's.
Speaker 2: A quirky weirdo talks like a little kid, is attractive
Speaker 2: to everybody in the way that like men and women
Speaker 2: alike want to hang out with her. But then any
Speaker 2: like straight shooting, ball busting lady, it's like, oh, what
Speaker 2: a pain in the ass.
Speaker 4: And I identify with that, Like I'm like, oh, so
Speaker 4: I'm unattractive to hang out with because I'm not this like.
Speaker 2: Weird quirk monster who's wearing like clown suits.
Speaker 5: You you can hear you are quirky. You do wear
Speaker 5: literal clown suits. What are you talking?
Speaker 2: I don't it's not you are a quirk monster, quirky
Speaker 2: clown monster.
Speaker 5: Don't say you aren't you wacky, wacky weirdo.
Speaker 2: I don't think I think that whatever, am I We're weird.
Speaker 4: I'm just saying I feel like I'm pretty direct in
Speaker 4: the way I talk, and I'm not like this giggly
Speaker 4: like socialette.
Speaker 5: Sometimes sometimes in talking you realize it's been a directive
Speaker 5: with the show we have to write for like a
Speaker 5: teenage skater dude, and that's that that's part of your.
Speaker 2: Voice, so that you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, but yes, you are direct, Like right now
Speaker 5: you're yelling.
Speaker 2: When I speak to you, I look you in the eyes.
Speaker 2: You don't fidget, I don't look at my feet.
Speaker 4: I don't act like an eight year old who's never
Speaker 4: talked to another an adult, like you know, sometimes you.
Speaker 5: Rock back and.
Speaker 3: Well and also it's you know what it is, it's
Speaker 3: this thing of they're bending over backwards to show an
Speaker 3: older woman who is like alienated and like doesn't fit in,
Speaker 3: as if to do that in this day and age,
Speaker 3: you would have to be like this goofy lunatic that
Speaker 3: repeats everything she says, like Vera from Alice as a
Speaker 3: most to the fact that simply being not thirty two
Speaker 3: and still a woman is plenty to keep you. Yeah,
Speaker 3: just to completely like make you invisible. So like that
Speaker 3: part for me, it's just this unrealistic thing where it's like, guys,
Speaker 3: you don't have to go that far. All you have
Speaker 3: to do is put her in the workplace and have
Speaker 3: her be a normal person, And this would be good.
Speaker 7: That's what you're saying too, Yeah, I see. Yeah, they
Speaker 7: had to make her like a ridiculous person. No, you
Speaker 7: could make her totally nice and normal, and it's still
Speaker 7: a problem.
Speaker 6: And it's it's just that. Yeah, But it was good
Speaker 6: strangely enough for me.
Speaker 3: Normally that character would make me go, fuck this movie,
Speaker 3: fuck everything, you know, stand up through my popcorn up,
Speaker 3: poke an old lady in the eye at leap, seen
Speaker 3: you do that instead this, I thought it was really
Speaker 3: well written otherwise and very believable because it was about
Speaker 3: how Millennials are kind of treat others like either your
Speaker 3: cool millennial or you're just like this interesting fascination. Like
Speaker 3: it's that weird thing where millennial it's the millennial niceness
Speaker 3: that's super fake, where it's like you don't love everybody
Speaker 3: and everybody isn't interesting, and you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: it's that kind of thing where that insincerity does affect
Speaker 3: people of different generations because you're like, oh, of course you.
Speaker 5: Don't like me.
Speaker 2: I'm just like this curiosity.
Speaker 6: Yeah, like something you found at a thrift store. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Yeah.
Speaker 2: It wasn't a I don't mean to say it was
Speaker 2: a terrible movie. It was not a terrible movie.
Speaker 4: It just whenever I see a character like that, I
Speaker 4: take it personally and it makes me instantly go what.
Speaker 4: But then also, just like Karen said, it's like she
Speaker 4: was already a fish out of water being a sixty
Speaker 4: year old woman hanging out with thirty year olds.
Speaker 2: You don't need to pile all that stuff on top
Speaker 2: of it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, how she? How is she? I haven't seen Sally
Speaker 5: Field in a long time. I would imagine not being
Speaker 5: in a movie for a long time. What's I don't know,
Speaker 5: she's great. I just think of her.
Speaker 7: The last time I saw her was like missed out
Speaker 7: fire or something. I guess I haven't been following.
Speaker 3: I think she's been doing a couple of things, but
Speaker 3: I thought she was good.
Speaker 5: It was almost just like smoking the bandit.
Speaker 3: No, that's what it was.
Speaker 6: It was like you could see.
Speaker 3: That's the other thing is a woman who is a petite,
Speaker 3: beautiful woman who even when she's wearing quote unquote cookie clothes,
Speaker 3: she still looks great.
Speaker 5: I guess that's kind of what I was asking, But
Speaker 5: then I didn't want to be like a dude she was.
Speaker 5: She's still fucking hot.
Speaker 6: She is, but she's probably almost seventy.
Speaker 2: Right, She's Yeah, she still looked hot, she looks great.
Speaker 6: Yeah, she had like yeah, good for her.
Speaker 5: I hope in real life she's bagging plenty of thirty.
Speaker 2: Somethings riding plenty of thirty year old dick.
Speaker 3: I hope for Sally Field that she sucks so many dicks.
Speaker 5: I hope that Sally Field is searching for her identity
Speaker 5: in a pool of dick like.
Speaker 2: A ball show.
Speaker 6: I think she can do.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I thought you meant just show business.
Speaker 2: No pizza, where a kid could be a kid. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: we had that cheese. But I'm a quirky sixty year
Speaker 2: old by calling it showbiz.
Speaker 7: Yeah, my favorite place when I was a kid. It
Speaker 7: was called Little big Man Pizza. I don't know that's
Speaker 7: the name. Little big Man Pizza.
Speaker 2: Just sounds like molester Central.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah it does.
Speaker 7: But you go inside and it was like all twenties
Speaker 7: themed and they just played yeah, like hey little big
Speaker 7: Man here, it's like more like it was a gangster's name.
Speaker 7: Everything's pinstriped, and they played Three Stooges on a giant
Speaker 7: big screen TV, and then the little rides for kids,
Speaker 7: like where you put in a quarter, and.
Speaker 3: It's just crazy. It was.
Speaker 5: It was the coolest place ever in retress. I forgot
Speaker 5: about it till now.
Speaker 3: That's so funny.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was great pizza. And then you just watched
Speaker 5: the which is the strangest. They just a very episode
Speaker 5: is them with a different job. It's just such a
Speaker 5: weird show.
Speaker 3: They played the Three Stooges Laura and Hardy and then
Speaker 3: Tom and Jerry cartoons at our pizza place, and I
Speaker 3: remember it seemed like the only beverage of offered was
Speaker 3: either rutpier or orange drink.
Speaker 6: That's all anybody ever had.
Speaker 5: That's funny.
Speaker 3: It seemed like that's all we had.
Speaker 2: We had showbiz in myhood. I grew up in the South.
Speaker 4: I think it stayed showbiz well after the rest of
Speaker 4: the country turned into Chuck E Cheese, right, and then.
Speaker 2: That was that was like where everybody had their birthday parties.
Speaker 3: We I think ours was a Shaky's or a round table.
Speaker 3: Did you guys have that?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, round table?
Speaker 3: Sure, yeah, we didn't have.
Speaker 6: Remember, I love it's like kids.
Speaker 3: It's so clear back then when they were theming restaurants out,
Speaker 3: nobody gave one funck about kids because it's like, have
Speaker 3: about a medieval theme to bring all the kids together.
Speaker 2: Brooks he we saw him the other night.
Speaker 4: He was on a show with Karen and he told
Speaker 4: the most brilliant joke that I related to so much,
Speaker 4: because when I got older, the birthday switched to red
Speaker 4: lobster where I'm from, And that was.
Speaker 2: Because I was older and I was ready for.
Speaker 5: Like fancy shows.
Speaker 2: Does He told me.
Speaker 4: Yes, and it was so where he was like, That's
Speaker 4: how I knew I grew up poor because I was
Speaker 4: hanging out with friends in New York who wanted to
Speaker 4: go to Red Lobster as a joke, like ironically to
Speaker 4: Red Lobster, and he was like, you guys, we can't.
Speaker 2: I'm wearing shorts so hard and he's like what. And
Speaker 2: I I can't tell you.
Speaker 4: How much I identified with that because as a kid,
Speaker 4: you know, once I turned you know whatever, ten eleven, twelve,
Speaker 4: where you get older and my mom's like, you're ready
Speaker 4: to go to like grown up fancy restaurants for birthday,
Speaker 4: it was always Red Lobster and it was like that
Speaker 4: was the.
Speaker 3: Height of fanciness.
Speaker 5: That's great.
Speaker 4: I think I went there for not only birthdays, but
Speaker 4: like you know, like eighth grade graduation or whatever, where
Speaker 4: it's like you're kind of grown now, you'll handle Red Lobster.
Speaker 6: My parents didn't let us go.
Speaker 3: I one time tried to get my mom to let
Speaker 3: us go to Lions, which was like a like a
Speaker 3: like a slightly nicer Denny's, and she's like, we're not
Speaker 3: going there.
Speaker 6: They were either like mom and pop restaurant or we
Speaker 6: go home. Like we never got to go to chains
Speaker 6: that when.
Speaker 2: We did, it was like the specialist of occasions. I
Speaker 2: mean Red lobster was like money time.
Speaker 6: That's when, that's when you got your paycheck.
Speaker 7: I remember I've been defending Sizzler because I remember eating
Speaker 7: there as a kid, thinking wow, this is is everything
Speaker 7: I need. But I was eating tacos and meatball pudding,
Speaker 7: yes or whatever they're putting.
Speaker 5: Something's everywhere. And we went there recently when I had
Speaker 5: a job.
Speaker 7: Everyone jokingly was like, let's go to Sizzler and I'm like,
Speaker 7: all right, great, and uh it was it's so sick.
Speaker 5: I was like sick all day. It made me sick.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 3: The chicken has like the charboiled birds in it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's a total stamp with like pieces of black charcoal.
Speaker 5: Amazing though that.
Speaker 7: They put more effort into it than actually because how
Speaker 7: hard is it to actually go to a grail and goats.
Speaker 5: There's a guy with a monocle, just pain and am
Speaker 5: perfect edible brown stripe. That'd be the best.
Speaker 6: It's very strange.
Speaker 3: Well, and also they have hot nacho cheese at the
Speaker 3: salad bar, which I think is hilarious. But also I
Speaker 3: do love and appreciate.
Speaker 7: That is one of my no matter what my diet
Speaker 7: is or if someone has squeeze cheese and no one's
Speaker 7: looking at me.
Speaker 5: I'm going to coil some of that.
Speaker 2: Too cheese all day.
Speaker 4: There are circumstances where I prefer fake shees the real cheese.
Speaker 4: Did you guys have Ryan's?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: In the South, there's a place called Ryan Steakhouse, and
Speaker 4: it was I guess our equivalent of.
Speaker 2: I don't it's It was a buffet place. It was
Speaker 2: a buffet place. But the weird thing is is so.
Speaker 4: It always had the buffet pop in at any time
Speaker 4: you can get but it also served regular entrees, like
Speaker 4: the way you walked in. You walked in and there
Speaker 4: was a line and you would go, you know, to
Speaker 4: order either the buffet or entres because.
Speaker 5: I was remember people Sizzler.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was always that was the weirdest ship to
Speaker 4: me as a kid, I wanted to go up to
Speaker 4: the adults ordering the me like what are you doing
Speaker 4: in that?
Speaker 2: Times a thousand and now.
Speaker 7: I understand it's like I don't want to give myself
Speaker 7: access to that because I am a monster with no restraint.
Speaker 2: Well, because I am not going to think this is
Speaker 2: funny at all. But so Ryan's.
Speaker 4: We also went to a lot because it was really
Speaker 4: cheap and it was like super white trash of poor
Speaker 4: white trash, like me and my family went there, but
Speaker 4: they had a sign to entice you to come in
Speaker 4: because they had a carving station and the sign outside
Speaker 4: said three Meets Nightly.
Speaker 2: Really my best friends since high school.
Speaker 5: That always did you want to steal?
Speaker 2: That never not made us laugh. Just see those three were.
Speaker 5: Hang it above your bed nexteen next to guy Fiery eight.
Speaker 4: Here, tell me that doesn't sound like the seventies or
Speaker 4: like an album from like bread.
Speaker 2: Yeah, three Meats Night.
Speaker 5: It was gonna three Dog Night. Originally it was gonna
Speaker 5: be called three Meets Nightly.
Speaker 3: There was a place in Pedlama called the Green Mill
Speaker 3: that's closed now. That was a buffet and it was
Speaker 3: all I can remember from it was like that. Basically
Speaker 3: they offered like a big tub of cottage cheese and
Speaker 3: cling peaches and then and then like for the valid part. Yeah,
Speaker 3: everything was just the grossest where you're just like you're
Speaker 3: giving me the choice of everything gross in my grandma's
Speaker 3: refrigerator essentially thanks.
Speaker 2: I had an ice cream bar though that I would
Speaker 2: go hard on.
Speaker 7: They would, I guess because of the kind of containers
Speaker 7: or the level of coolness or whatever. Long the sneeze
Speaker 7: guard or along the you know buffet thing. They always
Speaker 7: have the pudding right by their dressings. Yes, and there'd
Speaker 7: be chocolate putting a tiny circular trot with just excess
Speaker 7: of ranch being laidled across it.
Speaker 5: So it's it's like, oh, is that pudding with no
Speaker 5: And then I get some and it's just, oh, that's
Speaker 5: so discussing.
Speaker 2: You just put me there to a perfect description.
Speaker 5: I missed my grandparents.
Speaker 3: Now, YEA weird feeling this is we should definitely go
Speaker 3: to a buffet. Something I want to go right now.
Speaker 6: There's a place called JJ.
Speaker 3: North's Grand Buffet and Sacramento that that was just a
Speaker 3: building with no windows, and it was basically like a
Speaker 3: slice of Las Vegas in the middle of Sacramento. It
Speaker 3: exactly was where it's like you'd go in there, and
Speaker 3: the buffet was as long as the restaurant itself.
Speaker 5: Let's go to a buffet right Las Vegas.
Speaker 7: All weekend, I had one hundred dollars daily per diem
Speaker 7: that I could have, and I sat in my room.
Speaker 5: I didn't walk around. I had worked, I had just
Speaker 5: pocketed it, and I had put it off till the
Speaker 5: last minute and I finished it one day, and I'm
Speaker 5: really proud of it because I put it off and
Speaker 5: I still did. I'll show it. I'm happy with its friend.
Speaker 2: But I can't believe you didn't take that perdium stick
Speaker 2: to a buffet.
Speaker 7: I ordered some stuff to my room, but I only
Speaker 7: spent like twenty five bucks or I should have. Yeah,
Speaker 7: I could have bought a faberge a blown in all
Speaker 7: of these.
Speaker 5: Now, I didn't go around. I didn't.
Speaker 7: I did gamble and it was fun and I lost
Speaker 7: my money, but I did fun. At fifty dollars, it
Speaker 7: turned into two seventy. I got all excited. I got
Speaker 7: peer pressured by Daniel to keep playing and I did
Speaker 7: and I lost it whatever, But at the end, I
Speaker 7: was like, that was fifty dollars of fun. Yeah, it
Speaker 7: lasted all night.
Speaker 2: I agree, it's totally worth it at a good time.
Speaker 5: I'm not anti Vegas anymore.
Speaker 2: I'm not either. Like I told you, I have to
Speaker 2: go visit my parents there all the.
Speaker 3: Time, and I kind of like it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was fun. I hope get a copet.
Speaker 7: Well that's uh, I guess. I was kind of bragging
Speaker 7: about how I worked in Vegas this weekend. Do you
Speaker 7: guys have anything you didn't when you want plug coming up?
Speaker 3: I'm at the Improv Lab. No, no, I'm at Flappers
Speaker 3: on Tuesday. I actually have a couple of gigs coming
Speaker 3: up that I'm actually going to actually plug.
Speaker 2: Flappers shared a starting a show Flap just.
Speaker 5: Kind of it seemed like Little Big Men pizza, right.
Speaker 6: Yes, it is the twenties. So we're in the floor.
Speaker 6: We're in the who you Who room at Flappers. Uh,
Speaker 6: that will be on that is that's Laura House's show.
Speaker 3: Oh sorry, that's Wednesday, April sixth. But that's a really
Speaker 3: good show because it's going to be me, Jackie Kasin,
Speaker 3: Laura House.
Speaker 6: Maria Bamford, and Laurie Kilmartin.
Speaker 5: I love those ladies.
Speaker 3: Yes, And it's a small room, so everyone's going to
Speaker 3: be like doing new stuff and it's great and and
Speaker 3: doing stuff. And but Tony Kamen has a record store
Speaker 3: show like muh, he's great. Him and Kevin Kataoka have
Speaker 3: started to show him.
Speaker 5: We talked for a long time about all of us
Speaker 5: in this car and things that going on. Kevin Katioga.
Speaker 6: You you and Kevin did recently?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I ran into him Mountain the streets where I
Speaker 5: hang in the.
Speaker 2: Street where you're from.
Speaker 6: Shit, I can't find this.
Speaker 3: It's a I think it's High Fidelity Records in Eagle
Speaker 3: Rock Cool and that is on Wait did I say that?
Speaker 3: It's on Monday, March twenty eighth. But then me and
Speaker 3: April are starting our own show at the Improv. Will
Speaker 3: you do it?
Speaker 5: What were you guys gonna ask me if I wasn't
Speaker 5: here right now? Yeah, I'll do it. The answer is yes,
Speaker 5: you're on the list.
Speaker 3: Fine, It's Wednesday, April thirteenth at ten pm. Everybody listening
Speaker 3: right now, please come to our show. It's going to
Speaker 3: be me, it's gonna be April, it's gonna be Chris Fairbanks,
Speaker 3: it's going to be perhaps Chris Hardwick, Chris Hardwick Cool,
Speaker 3: and probably four other guests that we want.
Speaker 5: If you really like everyone on that list, and you might,
Speaker 5: because you're listening right now, you should be weirdo.
Speaker 7: Buy a ticket from Baltimore or wherever you are. Come
Speaker 7: to this show, come out, blow it, make a night
Speaker 7: of it the Improv. You'll do something else. Just tell
Speaker 7: your boss you need some time off.
Speaker 3: And it is a Wednesday, but you could take a
Speaker 3: long weekend. You deserve it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're addicted to your work and frankly, it's affecting
Speaker 5: your health.
Speaker 3: Also, it's Thomas Jefferson's birthday that day, so the day
Speaker 3: off work.
Speaker 5: Make a day of it, or work and hate America
Speaker 5: while you hate us.
Speaker 3: I mean, there's so many your dumb job, you're boring jobs,
Speaker 3: so many where you just sit there, keep sitting there
Speaker 3: all week.
Speaker 5: Sorry, I don't know what I'm doing. It's at the
Speaker 5: end of the episode.
Speaker 6: You're just losing it.
Speaker 3: Well, we haven't done one in a while, so thanks
Speaker 3: for listening. Thank you. We love your loyalty, even though
Speaker 3: we've become a bi monthly.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but is it bi monthly. No, No, that would
Speaker 6: be every two months, by week.
Speaker 7: Every other it's every other sometimes there might be three
Speaker 7: if if the month starts with a Monday, it likely
Speaker 7: ends with an additional fourth Monday.
Speaker 3: So we usually do it.
Speaker 6: Sorry, like every other week or over three weeks. We're
Speaker 6: doing our best.
Speaker 5: We're doing our best, and so are you. Thank you
Speaker 5: for drying.
Speaker 6: Thank you for drying your clothes.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry Chris falling out.
Speaker 5: I drift off to sleep at the end of each episode.
Speaker 6: He's absolutely had it.
Speaker 5: We're over on four. I'm usually four minutes into a
Speaker 5: namp by now.
Speaker 3: Okay, and we better get off.
Speaker 5: April. Thank you, it's good to see you again.
Speaker 2: You're welcome life.
Speaker 3: Thank you for being our triple, our first triplet.
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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 5: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 4: Do you need.
Speaker 5: With Karen and Cress
Speaker 4: M