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Speaker 2: Either way we want to be there.

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Speaker 1: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us

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Speaker 3: We want to send you off instide. Do you wanna

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Speaker 3: welcome you back home? Tell us all about it. We

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Speaker 3: scared her? Was it fine?

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Speaker 4: Now?

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Speaker 3: Porn?

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Speaker 5: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 6: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride? Do you need ride?

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Speaker 5: Ride with Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need

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Speaker 5: a ride? This is Chris Fairbank.

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Speaker 6: This is Karen Kilgara.

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Speaker 7: We like to wish you a happy day after Easter.

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Speaker 7: It's currently Easter during this recording. The day years ago Jesus.

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Speaker 5: Rose from his tomb and morphed into a rabbit who

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Speaker 5: then brought the eggs of chickens to our sock drawers

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Speaker 5: and nooks and crannies of the backyard. And that's the story,

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Speaker 5: my friends of.

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Speaker 8: Jesus, aaymen, gay man, gay man, gay man, gay man,

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Speaker 8: gay man, and how they Lupia to tell.

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Speaker 3: That's not what I thought I was participating.

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Speaker 5: No, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 6: I meant to celebrate gay men.

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Speaker 5: You do the adult like setup, and I'll do the

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Speaker 5: childish punch.

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Speaker 3: That was that seemed like something you would have learned

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Speaker 3: opening well, like the first weekend you open, you think, ah,

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Speaker 3: stand up comedy, I'm gonna learn from the grate and

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Speaker 3: then the headliner closes on gay menu, Hallelujah, how they

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Speaker 7: I'm afraid that it's a joke of mine from like

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Speaker 7: sixth grade where people would say Amen and hallelujah at

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Speaker 7: church and I would go gay in and how they love.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: So it's a little less it's a little actually mature

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Speaker 7: if I'm doing it in church, a place where they're

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Speaker 7: very anti gay.

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Speaker 3: Yes, so I was eventually, is it political.

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Speaker 6: As it's a very progressive joke, Yes, and you were twelve.

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Speaker 7: And it's helping people, And I think it's helped that

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Speaker 7: joke alone, it's helped us get where we are today.

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Speaker 7: By us, I mean me and my fellow gay gay man.

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Speaker 7: I'm not gay, but if I was, I'd be fine.

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Speaker 7: I wouldn't care in my life would be the same,

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Speaker 7: accept way more struggle, and it would have been really

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Speaker 7: me now. So yeah, that part, But I mean the

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Speaker 7: way I enjoy myself.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you mean more from a personal aspect, just how

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Speaker 3: you Yeah, because you're just kind of you go with it.

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Speaker 7: I did a show at Meltdown called Joke Thieves, and

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Speaker 7: you have to do you do your own set, and

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Speaker 7: then afterwards there's a second half of the half of

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Speaker 7: the show where you do the jokes of someone else

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Speaker 7: you just watched. And I was assigned Guy Brandam, and

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Speaker 7: I have some jokes that are as immature as the

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Speaker 7: ones I've already told this episode, and he broke it

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Speaker 7: down in a very funny way without getting to upset

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Speaker 7: with me.

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Speaker 3: I'm sure it was upset at all.

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Speaker 5: But it was fun to watch him do my jokes,

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Speaker 5: and it was real fun to.

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Speaker 6: You guys are a good vote.

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Speaker 7: It was a great Yeah, a great show because it's

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Speaker 7: one of those shows where they enforce a what seems

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Speaker 7: like it's going to be homework, but it isn't. You

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Speaker 7: just take notes while you're watching in Arden Marine Marine

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Speaker 7: was really funny doing.

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Speaker 5: She did some of these jokes.

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Speaker 3: Oh god, I should know Ray Romano.

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Speaker 7: It was a Ray romano ish guy. No, it was God, damnit.

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Speaker 7: He's in women. He's hilarious.

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Speaker 3: Dave Ross, not Dave Ross.

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Speaker 5: Wiseman, it was Wiseman. Yeah, why, good boy? Do I

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Speaker 5: hope he doesn't tune in and realize I brain farted

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Speaker 5: his name.

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Speaker 5: Here's a name I won't brain fart.

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Speaker 7: Today's guest currently sitting in the car waiting for it

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Speaker 7: to be normal for her to talk Our friend and yours,

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Speaker 7: April Richardson.

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Speaker 4: Maybe maybe it's bad that maybe your audience will be

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Speaker 4: bored with me, But I'm always in the car with

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Speaker 6: Why not when we do well?

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Speaker 3: You are our first three peat?

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Speaker 4: Yes, I believe that's like I want to get jackets

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Speaker 4: like Tom Hanks and Steve Martin is five times Club.

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Speaker 3: You are Alec Baldwin of this podcast, and it's because

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Speaker 3: you're good.

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Speaker 2: At it and because I have swagger.

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Speaker 6: Because you were at breakfast with me.

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Speaker 5: Explain that. Oh yes, thank you for making yourself available.

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Speaker 5: We booked the show kind of last minute sometimes because

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Speaker 2: I was very This is my ride home from breakfast.

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Speaker 5: Oh this is perfect.

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Speaker 7: So we are for those naysayers that say we're ben

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Speaker 7: and the rules we'd hear. We're adhering today to the

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Speaker 7: original mission statement. We are we are actually taking April home.

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Speaker 2: It's true.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, she did need a.

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Speaker 3: Ride, that's right. Mm hmm. I was actually driving toward

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Speaker 3: the Bourbank Airport just for ships and gigs.

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Speaker 2: I'm flying home.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, you're take a jet Blue over.

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Speaker 5: It's funny. I do go to the airport when I

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Speaker 5: have gigs, but I've never gone there when I had shits.

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Speaker 6: You you would love it.

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Speaker 5: Some of my jokes are so dumb. That caused sneeze joke?

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Speaker 6: Now what was gay about that joke?

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Speaker 5: Though?

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Speaker 5: Nothing?

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Speaker 3: Oh I love that.

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Speaker 2: How they move a joke.

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Speaker 4: I stand by that thank you for many years after.

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Speaker 4: When did you say in sixth grade whatever?

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Speaker 5: I was a kid? Thank you. See April is a

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Speaker 5: good yes man, Limpy. No, that dog does not have

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Speaker 3: No, she that dog was At first I thought it

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Speaker 6: Right now that I look on.

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Speaker 3: A skateboard, come on, put some sunglasses on that motherfucker.

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Speaker 3: It, it's just a dog so old that it's it's

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Speaker 6: It just for walking at sea.

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Speaker 7: Oh she's walking, she's carrying it across the carrying the dog.

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Speaker 5: Poor little pop.

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Speaker 7: You're right though, when I see a three leg of dog,

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Speaker 7: my my pupils turned to dollars.

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Speaker 6: Sure, money, money, mone.

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Speaker 4: Get sunglasses and a neckerchief on that thing.

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Speaker 3: Now, Chris, do you ever think that you would cut

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Speaker 6: What is going too far for you?

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Speaker 5: Is it is the actual cutting of the leg of

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Speaker 3: Oh you have, that's a double virality for your life.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so double the would cut off your own legg

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Speaker 5: This next video is called the Making of an Animal

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Speaker 5: Star and that Civil War you pull.

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Speaker 6: A poodle's tongue all the way out.

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Speaker 7: So imagine the dog in a in a in a

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Speaker 7: I'm afraid you dysenterian, gang green your legs down. Gangriness

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Speaker 4: This is why I we might have already talked about

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Speaker 7: Now because of the political the strife of the Civil

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Speaker 3: Just the idea of the saw of limbs that awful.

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Speaker 2: Again with nothing but a whiskey soaked rag to bite on.

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Speaker 3: Sure, But then imagine how easy the rest of your

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Speaker 3: of gang Green, you get through it, the war's over,

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Speaker 4: Everything is a piece of cake. And then you haunt

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Speaker 4: my parents' house in Georgia that's next to a battlefield.

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Speaker 5: Shit, it's not wait at home, Wait that happened?

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Speaker 5: At Georgia and in some Scooby Douce Gripts and Jerry Read.

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Speaker 2: I think we had this conversation. We did, but only

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Speaker 5: Like all the time it is.

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Speaker 7: I have had the same I've had every conversation at

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Speaker 5: I repeat myself because that's how I know I'll be it.

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Speaker 5: I'm like a dad or I will be a dad

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Speaker 7: It's He would start to tell a story, and they're

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Speaker 3: I had a friend, my friend Danny Sebaios. I don't

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Speaker 7: Oh wow, and that what you weren't podcasting because we've

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Speaker 7: found that and you don't stop me because it's like,

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Speaker 7: well maybe there's some new.

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Speaker 6: Less yes exactly, but no.

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Speaker 3: He and I would do it to each other, just

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Speaker 3: purely because we couldn't stop. If you start the story

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Speaker 2: and like you know, you got to keep in mind

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Speaker 5: But even so, there's that's so. Yes.

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Speaker 7: When I'm talking about this situation with my dad, it

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Speaker 5: My dad, that outweighs that his wife will be listening.

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Speaker 5: Don't describe what he looked like.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he's your imagination.

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Speaker 5: We just imagine him.

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Speaker 6: That's sucked.

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Speaker 3: It's like I never get the pie I want.

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Speaker 5: They always get a low quality egg dye my parents. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: it's Pause. It's the best. I love that company because

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they can't.

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Speaker 7: They just shut their doors half the year or most

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Speaker 5: They dabble and Die.

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Speaker 2: It's just the establishment.

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Speaker 5: I think it'd be funny if they were in bed

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Speaker 7: Yeah, or if they're in bed with a severed horsehead

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Speaker 2: Oh.

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Speaker 4: That's just like as sections in one section does pause

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Speaker 5: That's a great business idea.

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Speaker 5: You think they make caskets too, so they feed pump

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Speaker 6: I guess I was.

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Speaker 5: Yes, yes, two of my favorite traits in a joke

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Speaker 6: That's the best way.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't help I.

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Speaker 2: Want to see I don't want to be yet.

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Speaker 5: I love you so much honey that I wish I

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Speaker 4: This is a real question. Do you call your girlfriend's honey?

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Speaker 5: Oh, honey, I.

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Speaker 2: Got sad.

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Speaker 5: I go sweets. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I remember seeing a friend's boyfriend call her baby, and

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Speaker 5: Quickly quickly turned to jealous rage.

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Speaker 7: That no one calls me their buddy cup, Hickory buddy cup.

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Speaker 3: We could do it for sure. No, I'm not doing

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Speaker 5: Oh well, is that a wild card?

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Speaker 3: That's me.

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Speaker 5: I would like to see your badge on my desk.

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Speaker 6: No, friend, this is Burbank.

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Speaker 5: Old time Bank.

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Speaker 5: Is it okay? If I like? I really like Burbank

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Speaker 6: Yeah, they're good.

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Speaker 5: They're like nice downtowns.

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Speaker 5: I live in a very loud dirty Mary of Venice

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Speaker 3: That's right. I feel like it's it's loud and dirty.

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Speaker 3: Do you get down and dirty? Man?

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Speaker 5: It's down and dirty talking about loud and dirty, tolerant

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Speaker 3: That's right.

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Speaker 5: What's that place?

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Speaker 2: Know that place that looks like the Devil's Office? Yeah?

458
00:20:43,119 --> 00:20:44,000
Speaker 3: I didn't see.

459
00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:47,120
Speaker 5: It, Yeah, it looks like office place.

460
00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:49,400
Speaker 3: I want to see it. Yeah, yeah, let's go look

461
00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:51,840
Speaker 3: because I'm scared of the devil and I want to

462
00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:52,679
Speaker 3: know where he works.

463
00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:55,679
Speaker 5: Have you ever gone to Riffy's Market where they're just

464
00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:58,880
Speaker 5: like right when you go in, they're just making produce

465
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:03,080
Speaker 5: jokes and no, I don't ever stop. It's nauseating.

466
00:21:03,359 --> 00:21:05,280
Speaker 6: What are you going to use the cart with the

467
00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:05,919
Speaker 6: bad wheel?

468
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:16,359
Speaker 3: Of guys? What's the craziest Easter you've ever had?

469
00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:18,600
Speaker 5: Easter? I don't.

470
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:23,399
Speaker 7: I My family didn't really. I guess when I was little,

471
00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:25,880
Speaker 7: I would get some candy or a kite.

472
00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:29,000
Speaker 5: I would usually get a kite.

473
00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:31,280
Speaker 6: Yeah, a little present, yeah, which.

474
00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:34,600
Speaker 5: Is cool, but it usually met candy for sure. Yeah.

475
00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:37,680
Speaker 5: I guess I never had a candy tooth. Yeah.

476
00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:40,360
Speaker 2: We've been over this lecture one.

477
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,960
Speaker 5: I know that they're yeah.

478
00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:46,359
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I always got candy.

479
00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:47,520
Speaker 2: Hell of candy, for sure.

480
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:49,680
Speaker 4: I mean when I was a kid, obviously we would

481
00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:52,480
Speaker 4: do like uh egg Easter egg hunts.

482
00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:55,040
Speaker 2: But my parents are super religious, so we would always

483
00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:56,560
Speaker 2: go to church. I mean I talked to my mom

484
00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:58,000
Speaker 2: today and she was like, did you go to church?

485
00:21:58,040 --> 00:21:59,399
Speaker 2: And I was like, no, That's.

486
00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:03,080
Speaker 5: What Daniel Daniels said yesterday. His mom said promise me

487
00:22:03,119 --> 00:22:05,159
Speaker 5: you'll go to a church and he said, I can't,

488
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:08,280
Speaker 5: but I promise you all pray before I eat. And

489
00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:10,560
Speaker 5: he's like, man, these are adults.

490
00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:17,400
Speaker 3: Well, because Easter is even bigger than Christmas, is kind

491
00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:17,880
Speaker 3: of the key.

492
00:22:18,119 --> 00:22:18,960
Speaker 6: It's the key event.

493
00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:24,280
Speaker 5: It did mean so I know something. It's what started

494
00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:24,800
Speaker 5: at all.

495
00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:28,800
Speaker 3: It really started. This is his This was his blue Hawaii.

496
00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:32,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, this is his raging bull I have.

497
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:33,840
Speaker 3: I have.

498
00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:36,159
Speaker 5: I only repeated the same because I don't know a

499
00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:37,480
Speaker 5: blue Hawaii. It's a song.

500
00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:39,239
Speaker 6: That's what you were just. It was a punch up.

501
00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:40,800
Speaker 5: I liked it.

502
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:41,680
Speaker 2: I respect it.

503
00:22:42,119 --> 00:22:46,280
Speaker 5: I Uh. Something outrageous has probably happened.

504
00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:49,800
Speaker 7: In my family on Easter because it's when we would

505
00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:53,240
Speaker 7: go to my grandparents' house and everyone would drink, and

506
00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:55,960
Speaker 7: I'm sure that one of the memories I have of

507
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,639
Speaker 7: my grandpa coming out with a baseball bat and my

508
00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:01,240
Speaker 7: uncle like there was almost horrible fights and my dad

509
00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:02,640
Speaker 7: would bring it up shit.

510
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,520
Speaker 5: I think that they would at least during a holiday.

511
00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:09,879
Speaker 7: I think it's more Thanksgiving that would scarier things would happen.

512
00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:11,920
Speaker 5: But yeah, that was I'm not trying to impress something.

513
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:12,840
Speaker 5: I had a good childhood.

514
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:15,880
Speaker 2: Every family guy. Everybody got drunk.

515
00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:19,680
Speaker 5: It is it is a We went by the Devil's office.

516
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:21,080
Speaker 2: Again, and it doesn't look like that.

517
00:23:21,359 --> 00:23:24,040
Speaker 5: It's it's kind of a shiny Budweiser font.

518
00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:28,160
Speaker 2: Yes, a black building with red dark red panel.

519
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:32,400
Speaker 5: And just a giant phone number that ends in the six.

520
00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:33,680
Speaker 2: Definitely.

521
00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:36,240
Speaker 4: What about Karen, You must have had your Irish Catholic

522
00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:37,720
Speaker 4: you must have had insane easters.

523
00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:40,400
Speaker 3: Yes. Well, as we were trying to answer this question,

524
00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:42,680
Speaker 3: I realized it was a very bad quote, like it

525
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:46,040
Speaker 3: just a dumb question that was very leading. But I

526
00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:48,040
Speaker 3: because I don't have any of those. But I think

527
00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:52,000
Speaker 3: it was because Easter usually at our house, like my

528
00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:55,600
Speaker 3: parents would make gin sizzes and it would start early

529
00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:57,760
Speaker 3: enough in the day that wouldn't get crazy because people

530
00:23:57,760 --> 00:24:00,879
Speaker 3: would leave by like five o'clock. Sure, like you know,

531
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,920
Speaker 3: you'd have it was all a very morning afternoon kind

532
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:06,879
Speaker 3: of event. But I did have. What I liked was

533
00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:09,879
Speaker 3: I was the youngest of all the kids. My sister

534
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:13,199
Speaker 3: was older, and then my cousins were way older, and

535
00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:15,159
Speaker 3: so they would come over and then my uncle Steve,

536
00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:18,640
Speaker 3: I would just follow him around and he would point,

537
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,840
Speaker 3: like during the Easter egg hunt, he would point out

538
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:25,080
Speaker 3: where all the Easter eggs were real subtle so that

539
00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:28,320
Speaker 3: I would get them all and because and there's a

540
00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:30,639
Speaker 3: picture of it. It's so funny. There's a picture of

541
00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:32,800
Speaker 3: it where he's standing there with like a Manhattan in

542
00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:35,600
Speaker 3: one hand and like a big long cigarette and he's

543
00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:37,640
Speaker 3: just his hand is out like that and I'm over

544
00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:39,159
Speaker 3: picking up the camera.

545
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:40,560
Speaker 5: That's so great.

546
00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:41,400
Speaker 6: It's my favorite.

547
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:44,760
Speaker 2: Gave you all the answers to the East Egg.

548
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:46,800
Speaker 3: Cut like way out ahead of and it was his

549
00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:47,760
Speaker 3: own children.

550
00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:48,520
Speaker 2: I love it.

551
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:50,480
Speaker 3: His own children were the other people in the East

552
00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:52,080
Speaker 3: Egg hunt, but he was helping me cheat.

553
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:52,400
Speaker 5: Yeah.

554
00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:55,800
Speaker 7: I think my earliest because of a photo that was

555
00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:57,400
Speaker 7: always laying around my whole life.

556
00:24:57,560 --> 00:24:59,960
Speaker 5: My earliest memory was hating East egg.

557
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:02,560
Speaker 7: It's like, even when I was very young and we

558
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:05,280
Speaker 7: were still in California, we went to like a park

559
00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:09,080
Speaker 7: and it was like a city sanctioned Yeaster egg hunt

560
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:12,480
Speaker 7: and kids were freaking out and all competitive, and I

561
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:16,520
Speaker 7: just there's just a picture of me staring at the

562
00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:19,160
Speaker 7: camera like with a very unhappy look on my face,

563
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:22,040
Speaker 7: with an empty basket and just blurry kids.

564
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:23,040
Speaker 5: Behind me going ship house.

565
00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:23,520
Speaker 2: Yeah.

566
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:26,960
Speaker 7: I did not have zero Like that's how competitive I've

567
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:32,080
Speaker 7: always been, right, that's how you know, anti social I've

568
00:25:32,119 --> 00:25:32,600
Speaker 7: always been.

569
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:36,199
Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, also it's funny that feeling of like watching

570
00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:39,879
Speaker 3: everyone kick into high gear. I also have that reaction

571
00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:41,520
Speaker 3: and have since I was a kid of like go.

572
00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:42,600
Speaker 6: Ahead, yeah, me too.

573
00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:43,760
Speaker 5: That's how I write.

574
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,560
Speaker 4: I for sure am like zero percent competitive. I'm an

575
00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:48,720
Speaker 4: only kid, so there's no sort of rival. I didn't

576
00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:51,359
Speaker 4: have a brother or sister to be like, we'll be

577
00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:56,240
Speaker 4: more like him or so I have zero competitive drive.

578
00:25:56,920 --> 00:25:58,800
Speaker 4: And that also was why I was never on any

579
00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:01,760
Speaker 4: teams or anything in any clubs or anything in high

580
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:04,480
Speaker 4: school because I was like, yeah, I don't I don't

581
00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:07,280
Speaker 4: give a shit, like bare minimum all day long.

582
00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:08,040
Speaker 2: That's my shit.

583
00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:08,680
Speaker 3: Yeah.

584
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:10,080
Speaker 2: And my mom, Oh, she was.

585
00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:12,400
Speaker 4: So frustrated because she was the opposite obviously in every way.

586
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:14,080
Speaker 4: It was on all these teams and was, you know,

587
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:17,040
Speaker 4: basketball champion, and like she would always just be like

588
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:20,480
Speaker 4: do anything. She made me do a couple of things.

589
00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:22,840
Speaker 4: She wasn't like a pageant mom, but like there was

590
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:24,399
Speaker 4: a couple of things she kind of made me do

591
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:27,040
Speaker 4: and then in the course of doing them would be like,

592
00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:28,200
Speaker 4: oh if she.

593
00:26:28,119 --> 00:26:29,240
Speaker 2: Was ever like, you're not gonna win.

594
00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:32,720
Speaker 4: I was just like, okay, like I never can. She

595
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:35,440
Speaker 4: was like, You're not gonna get that trophy though, I'm like, yeah, okay,

596
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:36,800
Speaker 4: I don't care.

597
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:40,680
Speaker 5: There's no room on my shelf anyway. That's so funny.

598
00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:42,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's good and bad though, because I think you

599
00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:45,200
Speaker 4: do need a certain I mean now as an adult, Yeah,

600
00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:46,639
Speaker 4: the same in my career.

601
00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:49,720
Speaker 7: If I was a little more competitive as a kid,

602
00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:51,480
Speaker 7: I wonder if right now I'd be like trying to

603
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:56,240
Speaker 7: climb myself to the top of this comedy contest.

604
00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:59,120
Speaker 4: Exactly where it's like a little bit of that is healthy. Yeah,

605
00:26:59,359 --> 00:27:01,800
Speaker 4: blind competitive drive where you're like I don't give a

606
00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:05,879
Speaker 4: fuck who I fuck over the terrible and monstrous but

607
00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:09,440
Speaker 4: which is zero percent of it, is also not good.

608
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:09,800
Speaker 3: I know.

609
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:11,040
Speaker 5: It's amazing though.

610
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:13,520
Speaker 7: If I think of all the comics that I was

611
00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:16,240
Speaker 7: friends with, kind of very interact with that are huge

612
00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:19,359
Speaker 7: now they kind of have a lot of them.

613
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:22,280
Speaker 5: Have that in common. Absolutely, get out of my way,

614
00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:22,760
Speaker 5: I think.

615
00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:23,920
Speaker 6: But I think here's the.

616
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:27,439
Speaker 3: Way I would like to say, for as a person

617
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:32,919
Speaker 3: who got to observe without being being there personally, but

618
00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:35,080
Speaker 3: got to observe what the other side of that was,

619
00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:39,080
Speaker 3: I'm so glad I didn't have that, because actual fame

620
00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:44,080
Speaker 3: is horrifying. It's a bizarre, horrifying prison that no one understands.

621
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:48,920
Speaker 3: So everybody thinks they want it until until you have it.

622
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:51,400
Speaker 3: And I understand. Of course, I'm not saying I don't

623
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:54,520
Speaker 3: like money or like not being worried about stuff, but

624
00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:58,000
Speaker 3: the actual fame part is really weird.

625
00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:00,960
Speaker 7: It's really fair, and I these some of those same

626
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:03,680
Speaker 7: people I'm thinking of, you know, they'll have that fame

627
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:06,200
Speaker 7: and then look around and the people that they pissed

628
00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:09,520
Speaker 7: off who would have been their friends aren't there right right,

629
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:11,719
Speaker 7: I'm like, oh, yeah, oh, and I don't have any

630
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:14,280
Speaker 7: real friends because I was stepping on everybody.

631
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:14,600
Speaker 3: Yeah.

632
00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:16,560
Speaker 2: Agree, I fully agree with both of you.

633
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:19,520
Speaker 7: I'm also just thinking about characters and movies and stuff

634
00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:19,920
Speaker 7: right now.

635
00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:22,240
Speaker 4: But I wonder what the healthy balance is though, because

636
00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:25,640
Speaker 4: I remember as a kid also, you know, knowing kids

637
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:28,200
Speaker 4: who like had all the trophies and won everything, and

638
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:30,840
Speaker 4: it was never where I'm like, you have like nineteen trophies,

639
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:32,680
Speaker 4: how come that's not enough for you? Why do you

640
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:35,199
Speaker 4: need to also get this twentieth one? So it's like,

641
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:38,880
Speaker 4: I wonder what the balance is of going I win

642
00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:42,320
Speaker 4: just enough. I'm just competitive enough that I'm okay and

643
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:43,640
Speaker 4: not a crazy dick.

644
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:46,200
Speaker 6: It sounds like you grew up with goldfinger.

645
00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:49,960
Speaker 3: More trophies melt them down.

646
00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:53,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I just was so lazy that again,

647
00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:56,320
Speaker 4: I just wish I had five percent of that instead

648
00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:57,240
Speaker 4: of zero percent.

649
00:28:57,440 --> 00:29:00,440
Speaker 3: Well, I also learned very early that there is a

650
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:04,680
Speaker 3: much bigger payoff not in doing things on time and

651
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:08,000
Speaker 3: like correctly, but in not doing them until the last

652
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:11,560
Speaker 3: minute and somehow quote unquote pulling it off. And I

653
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:13,400
Speaker 3: got addicted to that lifestyle.

654
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:14,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree.

655
00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:15,960
Speaker 6: And my sister actually.

656
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:19,600
Speaker 5: Is procrastinating part of your winning formula.

657
00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:23,520
Speaker 3: Hugely, which is also that's just justifying laziness. And I

658
00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:25,560
Speaker 3: know it's definitely a bad habit, but I really do

659
00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:29,360
Speaker 3: get a huge it's you know what I mean. It's

660
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:30,800
Speaker 3: that thing of when you don't when you have a

661
00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:33,680
Speaker 3: couple jokes in your back pocket, but you go on

662
00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:35,800
Speaker 3: stage and you basically see what's gonna happen.

663
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:37,600
Speaker 6: Now, when that doesn't.

664
00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:41,560
Speaker 3: Work, it is just it destroys me for a long time.

665
00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:45,200
Speaker 3: But when it works, it's the greatest feeling. It's better

666
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:45,960
Speaker 3: than anything.

667
00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:46,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, I agree.

668
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:50,000
Speaker 2: So it's because that's its own kind of.

669
00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:52,880
Speaker 4: Weird creativity in a way too, because you're kind of one.

670
00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:54,840
Speaker 4: It's so funny that you say that, because one of

671
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:56,520
Speaker 4: the greatest moments of my life.

672
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:57,840
Speaker 2: I'll never forget this feeling.

673
00:29:57,920 --> 00:30:01,720
Speaker 4: In eleventh grade, I gotta on a book report for

674
00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:02,920
Speaker 4: a book i'd never read.

675
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:06,280
Speaker 2: I didn't even open it. The cliff notes whatever, I

676
00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:10,040
Speaker 2: cheated back, but I didn't cheat. I didn't cheat often

677
00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:13,240
Speaker 2: you just ripped it. I just looked at the book, read.

678
00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:14,760
Speaker 4: Them back and was like, I think I know what

679
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:17,240
Speaker 4: this is about. An entire book report, got a B

680
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:20,960
Speaker 4: on it, and I god from that, I was like, oh,

681
00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:25,040
Speaker 4: I'm gonna be okay. Yes, which is it's like here,

682
00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:26,920
Speaker 4: it's the best feeling in the world, even though it

683
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:29,560
Speaker 4: is an excuse, you're making an excuse for not doing

684
00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:30,000
Speaker 4: your work.

685
00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:34,440
Speaker 3: The problem, I mean, the problem and the brilliance of

686
00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:37,280
Speaker 3: that is because that's exactly I don't. I never did

687
00:30:37,480 --> 00:30:41,640
Speaker 3: anything in high school anything ever, and was a beast

688
00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:47,040
Speaker 3: average student because I figured out I learned about the teachers,

689
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:52,240
Speaker 3: and I manipulated teachers or the situation of what the

690
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:56,480
Speaker 3: like I knew certain teachers at our school were pronounced alcoholics,

691
00:30:56,840 --> 00:30:59,120
Speaker 3: so like you knew for a fact you could write

692
00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:01,680
Speaker 3: blah blah blah on the page. And there were certain

693
00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:04,440
Speaker 3: teachers that would always give me a bee because I

694
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:08,120
Speaker 3: behaved well in class and I didn't like make problems

695
00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:10,000
Speaker 3: for them. It was like stuff like that where I

696
00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:13,120
Speaker 3: just started learning it's about the system, it is not

697
00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:15,960
Speaker 3: about going through the paces correctly.

698
00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:18,480
Speaker 5: That's great funny. I almost did the opposite nice school.

699
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:20,840
Speaker 7: I remember I failed a Spanish class that I was

700
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:24,920
Speaker 7: working very hard, my hardest, and I really was trying

701
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:28,760
Speaker 7: to do well. But she was giving me little marks

702
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:31,520
Speaker 7: on my attendance sheet which were an F for the

703
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:34,280
Speaker 7: day because I was making people laugh and being not

704
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:35,160
Speaker 7: well behaved.

705
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:37,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's so funny because.

706
00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:39,320
Speaker 7: She had hit the fan. My dad went to school.

707
00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:41,040
Speaker 7: We got me out of that class, we got me

708
00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:43,200
Speaker 7: in another one. My parents had my back.

709
00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:46,680
Speaker 4: That's funny because I'm like the accombination that you where

710
00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:49,400
Speaker 4: I constantly talked in class.

711
00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:52,440
Speaker 2: Constant was a classic class clown, yelled out all the

712
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:53,280
Speaker 2: time jokes.

713
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:56,240
Speaker 4: But I made the teachers laugh, so they like wouldn't

714
00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:58,080
Speaker 4: be mad at me. It was the sort of thing

715
00:31:58,120 --> 00:32:01,280
Speaker 4: where they'd be like, oh, April, you were as school,

716
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:02,080
Speaker 4: like that kind of.

717
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:03,160
Speaker 2: Thing where you went.

718
00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:04,719
Speaker 5: I wish I went to that school.

719
00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:07,920
Speaker 4: They but I failed everything, Like I got terrible grades.

720
00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:09,680
Speaker 2: They didn't make up for it in greedes. But it's

721
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:10,920
Speaker 2: like I never gotten troke oy.

722
00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:13,480
Speaker 7: Yeah no, then that is kind of how mine was.

723
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:16,960
Speaker 7: I got punished they I would make teachers laugh and

724
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:19,800
Speaker 7: then they go, oh, Chris, oh that was a good one.

725
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:21,480
Speaker 7: And then they write my name on the board and

726
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:23,240
Speaker 7: then I knew I just got to stay after a

727
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:23,800
Speaker 7: half hour.

728
00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:26,000
Speaker 2: Yeah I didn't. That's funny. I never got that.

729
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:29,640
Speaker 5: Sixty five detentions my eighth grade. That's oh see that

730
00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:30,480
Speaker 5: sixty five.

731
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:32,000
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying is I never.

732
00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:35,200
Speaker 7: For making jokes. Have you guys heard of Johnny Crash?

733
00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:36,600
Speaker 7: Johnny Crash?

734
00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:39,120
Speaker 5: Never mind, it doesn't I'm not going to repeat some

735
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:40,000
Speaker 5: of my jokes.

736
00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:41,640
Speaker 2: But see I didn't. I didn't because I've.

737
00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:42,640
Speaker 3: Never heard of Johnny Crash.

738
00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:45,440
Speaker 7: I think he asked the class if anyone had heard

739
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:47,200
Speaker 7: of Johnny Cash, and I said no, but I'm a

740
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:48,360
Speaker 7: big fan of Eddie Money.

741
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:51,640
Speaker 5: And he laughed and I was a kid, and then

742
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:55,440
Speaker 5: it's a great joke. And then he gave me a detention,

743
00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:57,720
Speaker 5: it was added. That was the one that made me

744
00:32:57,760 --> 00:33:00,800
Speaker 5: have to clean the bathrooms with Mike already used to

745
00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:04,040
Speaker 5: pull a knife out. That's at the mall. And why

746
00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:06,240
Speaker 5: you know I got treated like a criminal.

747
00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:09,320
Speaker 4: No, I didn't get social like we didn't. Yeah, I

748
00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:12,280
Speaker 4: never got detention or whatever. They'd cut me slack on that,

749
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:13,640
Speaker 4: but it would be the sort of thing where they'd

750
00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:15,160
Speaker 4: laugh and go, oh, I were your funny and then

751
00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:16,240
Speaker 4: run an F on my test.

752
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:17,240
Speaker 2: They were gonna make.

753
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:18,680
Speaker 4: Up for it in the other way. They were like,

754
00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:20,840
Speaker 4: good job on your jokes, but you still didn't study so.

755
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:24,520
Speaker 5: F Yeah, wow, man's probably normal. Yeah.

756
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:26,600
Speaker 3: I was the one sitting in the back, rubbing my

757
00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:29,360
Speaker 3: hands together, not saying anything, going I'm going to work

758
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:32,240
Speaker 3: all you people to the boat. The only time is

759
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:34,640
Speaker 3: I knew I would. I would say stuff in class

760
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:38,440
Speaker 3: out loud if I knew the teacher wouldn't get mad. Right,

761
00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:42,560
Speaker 3: So I was adopting my I was adapting my personality.

762
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:45,520
Speaker 3: I didn't adopt anything. I adapted my personality. But at

763
00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:48,040
Speaker 3: the same time I was like learning this weird like

764
00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:50,880
Speaker 3: invisibility mode. And then I started I went to a

765
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:53,600
Speaker 3: Catholic high school that had a dress code, and I

766
00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:55,840
Speaker 3: started wearing shorts to school and.

767
00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:57,280
Speaker 6: Nobody I never got in trouble.

768
00:33:57,280 --> 00:33:59,840
Speaker 3: I started realizing I was one of those people nobody

769
00:33:59,880 --> 00:34:02,560
Speaker 3: was really paying attention to, so I could kind of

770
00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:07,080
Speaker 3: get away with stuff because I was like slightly invisible.

771
00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:09,319
Speaker 5: What was everyone else for us to wear?

772
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:11,319
Speaker 3: You had to wear like a collared shirt, you weren't

773
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:13,960
Speaker 3: allowed to wear jeans, you could not wear shorts. I

774
00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:15,719
Speaker 3: was not like it was all those kinds of things

775
00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:18,279
Speaker 3: where I was like, oh, I'm not I somehow have

776
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:22,080
Speaker 3: like slipped underneath the radar where teachers aren't paying attention

777
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:23,959
Speaker 3: to me. One I'm not good and I'm not bad,

778
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:26,439
Speaker 3: and so I'm just gonna do whatever the fuck I want.

779
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:29,200
Speaker 3: And the more I did it, the like bigger, like

780
00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:32,080
Speaker 3: the greater victory feeling I would get. So like there

781
00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:35,279
Speaker 3: was for Spirit Week. There was one day where that

782
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:38,240
Speaker 3: was like come as your hero, and I went wearing

783
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:40,880
Speaker 3: shorts and I was people When people asked me, I

784
00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:43,640
Speaker 3: was like, I'm myself because I do whatever the fuck

785
00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:46,880
Speaker 3: I want at this school. And by that time I

786
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:49,839
Speaker 3: was a senior, and nobody even like knew I had

787
00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:50,279
Speaker 3: been doing.

788
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:55,480
Speaker 7: I know, it's crazy, pretty fun myself one wears and

789
00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:56,080
Speaker 7: you never.

790
00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:59,399
Speaker 6: Noticed everybody fuck off?

791
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:02,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like that, but just loud about it.

792
00:35:03,239 --> 00:35:05,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I just was like, yeah, I do

793
00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:09,120
Speaker 4: whatever I want, but loudly, and if I get in trouble, who.

794
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,360
Speaker 2: Cares kind of thing. Like it was so dumb, but

795
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:12,239
Speaker 2: I knew, but I was.

796
00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:14,960
Speaker 3: I had a loud friend who did a thing where

797
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:16,799
Speaker 3: I would say a joke under my breath and she'd

798
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:18,920
Speaker 3: say it out loud, and then she would get in trouble.

799
00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:20,480
Speaker 6: No, she would get in trouble.

800
00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:23,279
Speaker 3: And that was it was that like I would learn

801
00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:26,839
Speaker 3: that lesson of like she couldn't she couldn't not yell,

802
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:28,560
Speaker 3: and then I was like, oh, all you have to

803
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:32,719
Speaker 3: do is be able to not like out have outbursts,

804
00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:35,720
Speaker 3: and you can kind of get away with anything control.

805
00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:37,759
Speaker 5: Yeah. I had no self control either.

806
00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:40,720
Speaker 3: But the funny thing is they're trying to break kids

807
00:35:40,719 --> 00:35:43,920
Speaker 3: of self control or you know, teach self control, but

808
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:47,200
Speaker 3: really what they're doing is breaking your creativity or breaking

809
00:35:47,239 --> 00:35:50,279
Speaker 3: your like confidence. It's a good thing that kids are

810
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:53,640
Speaker 3: confident enough to be like, here's my brilliant, brilliant, fucking

811
00:35:53,719 --> 00:35:54,640
Speaker 3: Johnny Cash joke.

812
00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:57,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, I refuse to be quiet. For sure.

813
00:35:57,760 --> 00:36:00,759
Speaker 5: I was shy. I actually missed. It's like every kid

814
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:02,520
Speaker 5: is really riddled with confidence.

815
00:36:03,239 --> 00:36:06,560
Speaker 3: It's so true. They're all special these days.

816
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:07,600
Speaker 5: Every other kid.

817
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:11,440
Speaker 7: When I was in it's quiet and shy and said

818
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:14,239
Speaker 7: funny things every once in a while. But now everyone's like,

819
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:16,160
Speaker 7: look at me sing, look at me dance?

820
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:17,080
Speaker 2: What is this song?

821
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:18,080
Speaker 3: I gotta know what the song?

822
00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:21,400
Speaker 5: Day sounds Christian?

823
00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:29,719
Speaker 4: Hold on, it's here's the thing, you guys, listeners. This

824
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:32,680
Speaker 4: person next year. The light looks like doesn't it looks

825
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:35,360
Speaker 4: like a punk rock Yeah. Yeah, And it's a girl

826
00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:40,440
Speaker 4: and she she's listening to I Believe Christian Believe.

827
00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:42,040
Speaker 2: Maybe she's Christian ballad.

828
00:36:44,239 --> 00:36:46,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's like she looked like a punk rock I

829
00:36:46,719 --> 00:36:48,200
Speaker 4: thought it was a dude. I mean, I'm just saying

830
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:50,640
Speaker 4: it was like this punk rock looking wearing.

831
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:53,120
Speaker 5: Like a satin kind of dope jacket.

832
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:57,520
Speaker 3: Yeah. Maybe she was street Christian, you know that new Christian?

833
00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:00,720
Speaker 5: Yeah? Have you heard about God? And they start breaking

834
00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:03,400
Speaker 5: school exactly.

835
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:04,960
Speaker 3: I do drugs for Jesus.

836
00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:10,400
Speaker 2: He shreds my heart.

837
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:12,520
Speaker 3: Anyway.

838
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,080
Speaker 2: Eddie House starts talking about high school.

839
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:19,000
Speaker 6: I don't know, just being outbursts, procrastinating.

840
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:20,320
Speaker 3: What about college?

841
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:23,320
Speaker 4: I actually worked my ass off in college because I

842
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:24,600
Speaker 4: didn't go to college till I was twenty three.

843
00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:26,279
Speaker 2: So it's sort of thing where I was like ready

844
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:27,879
Speaker 2: to be there and ready to get it done.

845
00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:29,480
Speaker 3: And wow, that's how they do it in Europe.

846
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:33,280
Speaker 5: I was done when you were Yeah, I didn't while.

847
00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:34,880
Speaker 4: I didn't want to go. Well, I lived in England

848
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:36,120
Speaker 4: for a bit and I was like, didn't think I

849
00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:38,399
Speaker 4: was gonna go. I remember when I graduated from high school.

850
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:38,920
Speaker 2: I told my mom.

851
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:40,480
Speaker 4: I was like, if you make me go to college

852
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:42,920
Speaker 4: right now, one hundred percent guarantee y'all fail out.

853
00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:45,640
Speaker 2: I don't want to do any more school shit. Just

854
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:46,839
Speaker 2: let me chill or whatever.

855
00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:49,480
Speaker 4: And then yeah, I went to England and lived with

856
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:51,200
Speaker 4: my friend for a bit, and then my mom kind

857
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:52,920
Speaker 4: of after a couple of years, she just called and

858
00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:54,560
Speaker 4: was like, well, you need to come get your shit

859
00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:56,040
Speaker 4: out of my house, Like you need to move out

860
00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:56,640
Speaker 4: of my house.

861
00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:59,480
Speaker 2: You're an adult now, right, and so come back here

862
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:01,040
Speaker 2: and go to college and move out.

863
00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:03,560
Speaker 3: And I was like, Okay, that's the way to do it.

864
00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:07,200
Speaker 2: Yeah too young. It was like, get your shit out

865
00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:08,040
Speaker 2: of my house. You're grown.

866
00:38:08,239 --> 00:38:10,480
Speaker 3: But I mean, like not going to college right out

867
00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:12,520
Speaker 3: of high school is smart, Yeah, because you don't know

868
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:13,640
Speaker 3: what the fuck you're doing, right.

869
00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:15,400
Speaker 2: And then by the time I went again, I was

870
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:16,040
Speaker 2: into it well.

871
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:17,640
Speaker 4: And of course in college you get to choose what

872
00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:20,239
Speaker 4: you're learning, so it's like I obviously chose things I

873
00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:22,839
Speaker 4: was interested in and actually did the work in rope

874
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:24,800
Speaker 4: papers and kind of weirdly enjoyed it.

875
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:25,319
Speaker 5: Yeah.

876
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:29,400
Speaker 7: Yeah, I part of me wish is right after high school,

877
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:32,120
Speaker 7: I just started doing art for a living because I

878
00:38:32,239 --> 00:38:34,160
Speaker 7: was trying to do it, but I couldn't get work

879
00:38:34,239 --> 00:38:36,600
Speaker 7: done because I had to go to school, right, and

880
00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:39,799
Speaker 7: I would have started doing stand up earlier, I think,

881
00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:42,480
Speaker 7: I guess I wouldn't be able to have conversations with

882
00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:46,160
Speaker 7: There's a certain amount of confidence you get from going

883
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:46,680
Speaker 7: to college.

884
00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:49,080
Speaker 5: I guess, right, that's the biggest thing I got from it.

885
00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:52,680
Speaker 5: But I would not recommend it to everyone.

886
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:55,400
Speaker 7: I agree with you, especially if you're going to be

887
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:58,839
Speaker 7: an art major and you already are getting work doing art.

888
00:38:58,840 --> 00:38:59,920
Speaker 3: Stuff, right, that's right.

889
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:02,920
Speaker 7: It's like, wait, I don't no one's ever I've never

890
00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:05,200
Speaker 7: shown my diploma or whatever you call the thing I

891
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:08,319
Speaker 7: have in a frame of course, well, because it's not.

892
00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:10,799
Speaker 4: Like going to see your drawing and then be like, well,

893
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:13,720
Speaker 4: first of all, I need to see your diploma exactly.

894
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:16,360
Speaker 3: But that's part of that thing, like, you know, the

895
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:19,920
Speaker 3: trend that's changing where college is so expensive and ultimately

896
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:23,400
Speaker 3: there are so few jobs that really require.

897
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:24,919
Speaker 6: It in night, or maybe not so few.

898
00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:27,160
Speaker 3: I shouldn't say that, because I'm just thinking of.

899
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:28,239
Speaker 6: The way we live.

900
00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:31,200
Speaker 3: I'm talking if you want to work in a TV,

901
00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:34,960
Speaker 3: if you want to work in the arts professionally, nobody

902
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:35,839
Speaker 3: gives one ship.

903
00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:36,759
Speaker 5: What's school you want to go?

904
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:37,239
Speaker 3: Do it?

905
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:39,239
Speaker 6: You come do it, You come be a PA and

906
00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:40,880
Speaker 6: lift a bunch of waters.

907
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:44,920
Speaker 5: We're preaching to any confused seventeen year olds out there

908
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:46,880
Speaker 5: that listener podcast.

909
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,000
Speaker 3: Thirty two year olds at their job, going fuck you.

910
00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:53,960
Speaker 6: I went to college and I still have student loans.

911
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:54,840
Speaker 2: Go fuck yourself.

912
00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:58,080
Speaker 3: But listen Jimmy and Susie out there.

913
00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:03,320
Speaker 7: Or I'm in between surgeries right now, lowering myself to

914
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:05,640
Speaker 7: listen to your podcast, and you're saying I could be

915
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:07,280
Speaker 7: doing this without any school.

916
00:40:07,719 --> 00:40:11,080
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, self taught geniuses.

917
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:11,800
Speaker 6: Self taught doctors.

918
00:40:12,239 --> 00:40:12,680
Speaker 2: What I don't know.

919
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:14,320
Speaker 4: You guys heard of you when I said I gotta

920
00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:16,560
Speaker 4: be on a book report in eleventh grade.

921
00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:20,120
Speaker 5: So yeah, so go ahead and do your little surgery

922
00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:25,200
Speaker 5: or whatever. I didn't read catch your in the whatever.

923
00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:29,440
Speaker 3: I never read Silas Marner did what.

924
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:31,279
Speaker 2: I can't remember what book it was. Now, I tell

925
00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:31,680
Speaker 2: you that's wrong.

926
00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:34,800
Speaker 5: Oh we are we use another ten or so?

927
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:38,000
Speaker 3: I love it? Would you say, April? Sorry?

928
00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:42,200
Speaker 2: Oh nothing? Just how smart I am for scam every

929
00:40:42,239 --> 00:40:43,120
Speaker 2: vide in high school?

930
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:43,759
Speaker 5: Oh?

931
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:44,200
Speaker 6: Nothing?

932
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:45,600
Speaker 2: Were you guys?

933
00:40:45,719 --> 00:40:48,360
Speaker 5: I was angry in high school? Were you guys angry?

934
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:49,480
Speaker 2: Not at all?

935
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:52,600
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm just pretty angry. I was pretty angry.

936
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:54,400
Speaker 3: I was like, yeah I was.

937
00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:56,560
Speaker 6: I was disillusioned.

938
00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:59,719
Speaker 3: I don't think I was allowed to be angry and

939
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:02,880
Speaker 3: was drunk, which so I probably was angry.

940
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:04,800
Speaker 2: But I was drunk in high school.

941
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:06,640
Speaker 3: Yeah. I started drinking when I was like fifteen.

942
00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:08,240
Speaker 5: Oh wow, yeah I didn't.

943
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Speaker 3: I didn't.

944
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:10,760
Speaker 5: I didn't till college.

945
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:12,680
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I did a SAP.

946
00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:13,279
Speaker 2: You know.

947
00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:16,760
Speaker 5: My dad said, he found and I. We've covered high school,

948
00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:19,160
Speaker 5: we've covered college.

949
00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:22,840
Speaker 6: Gonna we've got to get to our hot elementary school.

950
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:29,160
Speaker 5: A lot of people college. I can't remember whatever. What

951
00:41:29,239 --> 00:41:31,560
Speaker 5: do you call elementary school? School? Grade school?

952
00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:33,280
Speaker 3: Or grammar school?

953
00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:38,319
Speaker 7: Grammar school thank you. Kindergarten through fifth grade, I did

954
00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:39,680
Speaker 7: not miss one day of school.

955
00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:40,520
Speaker 5: Do you guys believe Oh?

956
00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:41,520
Speaker 3: I do believe you?

957
00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:42,399
Speaker 5: Not one day?

958
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:43,000
Speaker 2: Wow?

959
00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:44,400
Speaker 6: Did you get a certificate for that?

960
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:44,759
Speaker 3: Sick?

961
00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:47,920
Speaker 5: I never missed. I never got sick. I never missed

962
00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:51,279
Speaker 5: a day school. My dad said that the only time

963
00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:52,480
Speaker 5: I got a certificate.

964
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:53,960
Speaker 2: I'm not going to No.

965
00:41:54,239 --> 00:41:57,279
Speaker 5: I just was scared that I would. Every day I

966
00:41:57,360 --> 00:42:00,320
Speaker 5: woke up like, don't fuck up life? Oh yeah, and

967
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:03,520
Speaker 5: then now look at me sleeping until noon. Don't give a.

968
00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:11,120
Speaker 6: Rock Jesus music, pull crack Jesus.

969
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:14,440
Speaker 3: Hey. Do you were you in like the local paper

970
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:14,680
Speaker 3: for that?

971
00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:17,880
Speaker 5: Yeah? There is a I was in the paper a

972
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:27,040
Speaker 5: lot I used to read to elderly peoples. I was

973
00:42:27,080 --> 00:42:29,959
Speaker 5: in the paper for walking with a young Vietnamese girl.

974
00:42:30,040 --> 00:42:32,959
Speaker 5: She was my little friend and it was a little

975
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:35,960
Speaker 5: back in those days. No one was walking her to school.

976
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:36,400
Speaker 3: I was.

977
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:37,960
Speaker 5: I did not see color.

978
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:39,920
Speaker 3: Sorry what.

979
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:47,000
Speaker 5: I'm actually I'm describing two different newspaper clippings, me with

980
00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:51,800
Speaker 5: a tiny exchange student girl who was my friend, and

981
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:56,000
Speaker 5: an old lady, you know, n covering the covering the

982
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:56,640
Speaker 5: whole spectrum.

983
00:42:56,960 --> 00:43:00,239
Speaker 3: I think I was in the paper once for once

984
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:02,239
Speaker 3: when I was two, because my sister and I were

985
00:43:02,239 --> 00:43:05,040
Speaker 3: eating corn dogs at the fair and we were sitting

986
00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:06,800
Speaker 3: on the curb eating corn dogs.

987
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:08,200
Speaker 6: I was two and Laura was four.

988
00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:12,840
Speaker 3: I was My dad still has it in like in

989
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:15,279
Speaker 3: this thing that when everyone was at our house for

990
00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:19,759
Speaker 3: my mom's funeral, my uh, one of my aunts goes, oh, yeah,

991
00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:21,960
Speaker 3: we all made those one day. It's been it's been

992
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:24,120
Speaker 3: on the wall at my parents' house my whole life.

993
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:26,160
Speaker 3: And it's the thing you don't even look at. It

994
00:43:26,239 --> 00:43:28,880
Speaker 3: has like it's a it's a wooden box with the

995
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:30,960
Speaker 3: picture of me and my sister cut out of the newspaper,

996
00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:33,520
Speaker 3: and then like little sections of the box have like

997
00:43:33,719 --> 00:43:37,520
Speaker 3: one part has macaroni, one part has just corn, like

998
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:41,799
Speaker 3: like kernels of corn. One part has has wheat. Yeah,

999
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:45,719
Speaker 3: it's all like sections looks very seventies. There's there's like

1000
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:49,359
Speaker 3: stalks of wheat inside of it. And I just always thought, oh,

1001
00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:51,120
Speaker 3: my mom made that or something. And then my aunt

1002
00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:53,400
Speaker 3: was like, we all came over one day and we

1003
00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:56,040
Speaker 3: all made these. They're called memory boxes, and like this

1004
00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:56,759
Speaker 3: crazy shit.

1005
00:43:57,640 --> 00:44:00,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, So like I remember that corn a corn in it.

1006
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:04,040
Speaker 3: It's just because in the seventies, people loved corn and wheat.

1007
00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:06,759
Speaker 7: Yeah, and it was an ambience. It's a three D

1008
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:09,000
Speaker 7: picture frame. Might as well some nickknacks, and.

1009
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:09,960
Speaker 6: That's exactly right.

1010
00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:12,399
Speaker 2: I guess, okay, because I get the macaroni thing because

1011
00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:14,799
Speaker 2: I remember making like necklaces and ship for my mom

1012
00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:15,759
Speaker 2: out of macaroni when I was.

1013
00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:19,160
Speaker 3: A little kid. But maybe never. My mom probably wasn't

1014
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:20,319
Speaker 3: good at arts and crafts, so.

1015
00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:23,200
Speaker 4: She's like, throw some old popcorn in the I've never

1016
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:25,359
Speaker 4: thought of the decorative property of corn.

1017
00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:28,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's pretty gorgeous when you see it.

1018
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:31,520
Speaker 5: It's how many I've been wanting to make so many

1019
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:35,919
Speaker 5: poop jokes. You guys have just been riding that poop

1020
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:41,040
Speaker 5: line talking about corn and macarooney. I never made ship

1021
00:44:41,120 --> 00:44:46,680
Speaker 5: with corner macaroni, the whole bag, fairy bags. It's not funny.

1022
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:47,640
Speaker 5: You're a grown up.

1023
00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:53,640
Speaker 3: Unleash it and definitely call it macarooney when you do.

1024
00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:57,040
Speaker 5: That's great.

1025
00:44:59,360 --> 00:45:01,120
Speaker 2: Why are you trying to be mature right now?

1026
00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:01,600
Speaker 5: I'm trying.

1027
00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:05,840
Speaker 3: You already said how Yeah, that's how we started, April.

1028
00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:13,360
Speaker 5: I've grown a lot during this. Yes, Karen, do you

1029
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:16,640
Speaker 5: mind slowing down? Question of the speed limits, I'm sorry, yeah,

1030
00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:16,920
Speaker 5: we go.

1031
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Speaker 7: I just want everyone to be safe. Now we have

1032
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Speaker 7: at least twelve more minutes of recording.

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Speaker 4: The audience can't see that you've pulled out a monocle, yes, yes,

1034
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1036
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Speaker 5: I put it on my head. I pour it on

1037
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Speaker 6: Oh, there's the Starbucks drive through. Does anybody need one?

1054
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Speaker 2: Let's dray crow or we don't.

1055
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:40,480
Speaker 5: I guess, I guess it's a little late. Okay, I

1056
00:46:40,520 --> 00:46:41,720
Speaker 5: don't want to stay up all.

1057
00:46:41,680 --> 00:46:45,160
Speaker 3: Night, but I honestly feel like I'm still feeling the

1058
00:46:45,239 --> 00:46:47,880
Speaker 3: effects of the coffee we had at our coffee breakfast,

1059
00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:52,239
Speaker 3: nine coffees because the waitress was God bless her. It

1060
00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:55,080
Speaker 3: was kind of slammed because it was Easter morning breakfast.

1061
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:59,000
Speaker 4: It was our first bad waitress experience at Swingers.

1062
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:01,279
Speaker 3: I got to say, yeah, first one, Well, she I

1063
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:04,480
Speaker 3: think she just was not She just didn't usually good ways.

1064
00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:06,600
Speaker 3: She was just like have it all kind of covered,

1065
00:47:07,080 --> 00:47:09,320
Speaker 3: make you feel like they have they're watching you the

1066
00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:12,520
Speaker 3: whole time, And she clearly was just like had ten

1067
00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:16,200
Speaker 3: tables and was and wasn't holding it together. So I

1068
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:18,840
Speaker 3: started getting almost vengeful about the coffee where it's like

1069
00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:23,960
Speaker 3: more coffee, yeah on principle, yeah, yeah, do something, yeah,

1070
00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:25,520
Speaker 3: but then you're drinking.

1071
00:47:25,640 --> 00:47:27,839
Speaker 5: You guys, when was that you guys hung out all day?

1072
00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:29,239
Speaker 2: What did you do all day, all day.

1073
00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:31,799
Speaker 6: Then we went to see the movie Hello, My name

1074
00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:32,440
Speaker 6: is Doris.

1075
00:47:32,680 --> 00:47:33,040
Speaker 5: You did?

1076
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:33,560
Speaker 3: Yes?

1077
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:35,640
Speaker 5: Who the hell is that movie? You made that movie up?

1078
00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:36,200
Speaker 5: Did not?

1079
00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:37,800
Speaker 3: Girl? It's hell.

1080
00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:40,000
Speaker 4: On this?

1081
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:42,000
Speaker 3: Yeah? Should we? Yeah?

1082
00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:45,200
Speaker 4: It's the movie where Sally Field is like, hits on

1083
00:47:45,320 --> 00:47:47,759
Speaker 4: it works with a young younger dude. She's supposed to

1084
00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:50,080
Speaker 4: be I guess, like sixty and works with a bunch

1085
00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:51,439
Speaker 4: of thirty year old Sure.

1086
00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:54,320
Speaker 3: I thought it would be good for April and I

1087
00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:57,080
Speaker 3: had single women in Los Angeles to learn how a

1088
00:47:57,160 --> 00:47:59,040
Speaker 3: six year old would hit on a like a twenty

1089
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:00,759
Speaker 3: in my future to.

1090
00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:03,839
Speaker 5: Be real, do you ladies need another thumb?

1091
00:48:05,960 --> 00:48:08,239
Speaker 3: I mean, I was like, yeah, how do you become

1092
00:48:08,280 --> 00:48:08,680
Speaker 3: a cougar?

1093
00:48:09,080 --> 00:48:11,080
Speaker 5: How do you bag a cowboy? Brad Pitt?

1094
00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:15,160
Speaker 2: In its first scenes, there were a few scenes, for

1095
00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:17,759
Speaker 2: sure where I was like, this could be me. But

1096
00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:21,720
Speaker 2: for the most part she was. She was just an older,

1097
00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:25,800
Speaker 2: manic pixie lady. Yeah, she was annoying.

1098
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:28,480
Speaker 3: It was not a real personality like it was that.

1099
00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:32,920
Speaker 3: Of course, Sally Field's amazing and genius, but she was

1100
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:36,359
Speaker 3: playing this character for comedy where you're all At one point,

1101
00:48:36,719 --> 00:48:40,279
Speaker 3: April Lee, everyone goes like, is she supposed to be retarded.

1102
00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:42,000
Speaker 2: It wasn't being funny.

1103
00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:44,120
Speaker 4: I was like, really, is she supposed to be like

1104
00:48:44,239 --> 00:48:48,839
Speaker 4: mentally challenged because I was picturing her she was, I think,

1105
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:51,480
Speaker 4: supposed to be around like my mom's age, where I'm like,

1106
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:54,600
Speaker 4: but she acted like an eight year old and dressed

1107
00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:55,840
Speaker 4: like an eight year old, and I'm.

1108
00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:59,000
Speaker 2: Like, uh, what, like weird? It was weird. I mean

1109
00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:00,560
Speaker 2: she did have meant. I don't to give too much

1110
00:49:00,560 --> 00:49:00,879
Speaker 2: of the movie.

1111
00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:03,000
Speaker 7: If you want to see it, oh yeah, yeah, but

1112
00:49:03,080 --> 00:49:07,480
Speaker 7: it was a bunch of listeners have pulled muscles their chairs.

1113
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,560
Speaker 4: But Karen made a good point though, because in the

1114
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:12,640
Speaker 4: movie she does have a best friend who's like kind.

1115
00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:16,520
Speaker 2: Of this like tough talking broad And it is the

1116
00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:19,040
Speaker 2: movie tropes that I take.

1117
00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:21,160
Speaker 4: I take it so personally when I see these movies,

1118
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:24,160
Speaker 4: because it's always like the lady who's.

1119
00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:27,280
Speaker 2: A quirky weirdo talks like a little kid, is attractive

1120
00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:29,319
Speaker 2: to everybody in the way that like men and women

1121
00:49:29,360 --> 00:49:31,399
Speaker 2: alike want to hang out with her. But then any

1122
00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:34,640
Speaker 2: like straight shooting, ball busting lady, it's like, oh, what

1123
00:49:34,719 --> 00:49:35,439
Speaker 2: a pain in the ass.

1124
00:49:35,480 --> 00:49:37,560
Speaker 4: And I identify with that, Like I'm like, oh, so

1125
00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:40,000
Speaker 4: I'm unattractive to hang out with because I'm not this like.

1126
00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:44,080
Speaker 2: Weird quirk monster who's wearing like clown suits.

1127
00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:47,000
Speaker 5: You you can hear you are quirky. You do wear

1128
00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:48,879
Speaker 5: literal clown suits. What are you talking?

1129
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:51,960
Speaker 2: I don't it's not you are a quirk monster, quirky

1130
00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:53,160
Speaker 2: clown monster.

1131
00:49:53,640 --> 00:49:56,840
Speaker 5: Don't say you aren't you wacky, wacky weirdo.

1132
00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:59,799
Speaker 2: I don't think I think that whatever, am I We're weird.

1133
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,080
Speaker 4: I'm just saying I feel like I'm pretty direct in

1134
00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:04,440
Speaker 4: the way I talk, and I'm not like this giggly

1135
00:50:04,640 --> 00:50:06,280
Speaker 4: like socialette.

1136
00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:11,240
Speaker 5: Sometimes sometimes in talking you realize it's been a directive

1137
00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:14,279
Speaker 5: with the show we have to write for like a

1138
00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:19,520
Speaker 5: teenage skater dude, and that's that that's part of your.

1139
00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:21,320
Speaker 2: Voice, so that you know what I'm talking about.

1140
00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:23,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, but yes, you are direct, Like right now

1141
00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:24,480
Speaker 5: you're yelling.

1142
00:50:26,719 --> 00:50:28,640
Speaker 2: When I speak to you, I look you in the eyes.

1143
00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:31,200
Speaker 2: You don't fidget, I don't look at my feet.

1144
00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:32,880
Speaker 4: I don't act like an eight year old who's never

1145
00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:35,920
Speaker 4: talked to another an adult, like you know, sometimes you.

1146
00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:36,719
Speaker 5: Rock back and.

1147
00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:41,920
Speaker 3: Well and also it's you know what it is, it's

1148
00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:46,160
Speaker 3: this thing of they're bending over backwards to show an

1149
00:50:46,239 --> 00:50:49,560
Speaker 3: older woman who is like alienated and like doesn't fit in,

1150
00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:53,240
Speaker 3: as if to do that in this day and age,

1151
00:50:53,320 --> 00:50:56,200
Speaker 3: you would have to be like this goofy lunatic that

1152
00:50:56,280 --> 00:50:59,840
Speaker 3: repeats everything she says, like Vera from Alice as a

1153
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:03,160
Speaker 3: most to the fact that simply being not thirty two

1154
00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:07,319
Speaker 3: and still a woman is plenty to keep you. Yeah,

1155
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:11,360
Speaker 3: just to completely like make you invisible. So like that

1156
00:51:11,640 --> 00:51:15,000
Speaker 3: part for me, it's just this unrealistic thing where it's like, guys,

1157
00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:17,680
Speaker 3: you don't have to go that far. All you have

1158
00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:19,840
Speaker 3: to do is put her in the workplace and have

1159
00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:22,080
Speaker 3: her be a normal person, And this would be good.

1160
00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:25,799
Speaker 7: That's what you're saying too, Yeah, I see. Yeah, they

1161
00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:28,600
Speaker 7: had to make her like a ridiculous person. No, you

1162
00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:31,359
Speaker 7: could make her totally nice and normal, and it's still

1163
00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:32,080
Speaker 7: a problem.

1164
00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:35,000
Speaker 6: And it's it's just that. Yeah, But it was good

1165
00:51:36,239 --> 00:51:37,360
Speaker 6: strangely enough for me.

1166
00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:40,680
Speaker 3: Normally that character would make me go, fuck this movie,

1167
00:51:40,840 --> 00:51:44,200
Speaker 3: fuck everything, you know, stand up through my popcorn up,

1168
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:46,640
Speaker 3: poke an old lady in the eye at leap, seen

1169
00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:49,960
Speaker 3: you do that instead this, I thought it was really

1170
00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:54,080
Speaker 3: well written otherwise and very believable because it was about

1171
00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:59,160
Speaker 3: how Millennials are kind of treat others like either your

1172
00:51:59,239 --> 00:52:02,960
Speaker 3: cool millennial or you're just like this interesting fascination. Like

1173
00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:07,160
Speaker 3: it's that weird thing where millennial it's the millennial niceness

1174
00:52:07,719 --> 00:52:11,480
Speaker 3: that's super fake, where it's like you don't love everybody

1175
00:52:11,640 --> 00:52:15,200
Speaker 3: and everybody isn't interesting, and you know what I mean,

1176
00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:18,360
Speaker 3: it's that kind of thing where that insincerity does affect

1177
00:52:18,440 --> 00:52:21,880
Speaker 3: people of different generations because you're like, oh, of course you.

1178
00:52:21,960 --> 00:52:22,560
Speaker 5: Don't like me.

1179
00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:25,200
Speaker 2: I'm just like this curiosity.

1180
00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:29,839
Speaker 6: Yeah, like something you found at a thrift store. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Yeah.

1181
00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:31,279
Speaker 2: It wasn't a I don't mean to say it was

1182
00:52:31,280 --> 00:52:32,879
Speaker 2: a terrible movie. It was not a terrible movie.

1183
00:52:33,160 --> 00:52:35,840
Speaker 4: It just whenever I see a character like that, I

1184
00:52:35,960 --> 00:52:38,320
Speaker 4: take it personally and it makes me instantly go what.

1185
00:52:38,560 --> 00:52:40,920
Speaker 4: But then also, just like Karen said, it's like she

1186
00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:42,680
Speaker 4: was already a fish out of water being a sixty

1187
00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:44,239
Speaker 4: year old woman hanging out with thirty year olds.

1188
00:52:44,239 --> 00:52:46,000
Speaker 2: You don't need to pile all that stuff on top

1189
00:52:46,040 --> 00:52:46,200
Speaker 2: of it.

1190
00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:50,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, how she? How is she? I haven't seen Sally

1191
00:52:50,719 --> 00:52:54,879
Speaker 5: Field in a long time. I would imagine not being

1192
00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:57,759
Speaker 5: in a movie for a long time. What's I don't know,

1193
00:52:58,760 --> 00:52:59,920
Speaker 5: she's great. I just think of her.

1194
00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:02,000
Speaker 7: The last time I saw her was like missed out

1195
00:53:02,040 --> 00:53:03,960
Speaker 7: fire or something. I guess I haven't been following.

1196
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:05,680
Speaker 3: I think she's been doing a couple of things, but

1197
00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:08,120
Speaker 3: I thought she was good.

1198
00:53:08,200 --> 00:53:10,840
Speaker 5: It was almost just like smoking the bandit.

1199
00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:12,320
Speaker 3: No, that's what it was.

1200
00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:13,520
Speaker 6: It was like you could see.

1201
00:53:13,760 --> 00:53:16,760
Speaker 3: That's the other thing is a woman who is a petite,

1202
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:20,760
Speaker 3: beautiful woman who even when she's wearing quote unquote cookie clothes,

1203
00:53:21,239 --> 00:53:22,640
Speaker 3: she still looks great.

1204
00:53:22,680 --> 00:53:24,320
Speaker 5: I guess that's kind of what I was asking, But

1205
00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:26,880
Speaker 5: then I didn't want to be like a dude she was.

1206
00:53:27,280 --> 00:53:28,439
Speaker 5: She's still fucking hot.

1207
00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:31,920
Speaker 6: She is, but she's probably almost seventy.

1208
00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:34,959
Speaker 2: Right, She's Yeah, she still looked hot, she looks great.

1209
00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:38,239
Speaker 6: Yeah, she had like yeah, good for her.

1210
00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:41,640
Speaker 5: I hope in real life she's bagging plenty of thirty.

1211
00:53:41,440 --> 00:53:44,279
Speaker 2: Somethings riding plenty of thirty year old dick.

1212
00:53:48,680 --> 00:53:52,239
Speaker 3: I hope for Sally Field that she sucks so many dicks.

1213
00:53:52,280 --> 00:53:56,080
Speaker 5: I hope that Sally Field is searching for her identity

1214
00:53:56,160 --> 00:53:58,400
Speaker 5: in a pool of dick like.

1215
00:53:58,440 --> 00:53:59,359
Speaker 2: A ball show.

1216
00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:03,320
Speaker 6: I think she can do.

1217
00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:08,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I thought you meant just show business.

1218
00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:11,680
Speaker 2: No pizza, where a kid could be a kid. Oh yeah,

1219
00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:17,279
Speaker 2: we had that cheese. But I'm a quirky sixty year

1220
00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:18,520
Speaker 2: old by calling it showbiz.

1221
00:54:18,640 --> 00:54:21,239
Speaker 7: Yeah, my favorite place when I was a kid. It

1222
00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:25,560
Speaker 7: was called Little big Man Pizza. I don't know that's

1223
00:54:25,640 --> 00:54:27,759
Speaker 7: the name. Little big Man Pizza.

1224
00:54:27,680 --> 00:54:29,440
Speaker 2: Just sounds like molester Central.

1225
00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:30,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah it does.

1226
00:54:30,719 --> 00:54:32,760
Speaker 7: But you go inside and it was like all twenties

1227
00:54:32,840 --> 00:54:37,640
Speaker 7: themed and they just played yeah, like hey little big

1228
00:54:37,719 --> 00:54:40,680
Speaker 7: Man here, it's like more like it was a gangster's name.

1229
00:54:41,160 --> 00:54:44,560
Speaker 7: Everything's pinstriped, and they played Three Stooges on a giant

1230
00:54:44,600 --> 00:54:47,879
Speaker 7: big screen TV, and then the little rides for kids,

1231
00:54:47,960 --> 00:54:49,200
Speaker 7: like where you put in a quarter, and.

1232
00:54:49,239 --> 00:54:50,719
Speaker 3: It's just crazy. It was.

1233
00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:53,560
Speaker 5: It was the coolest place ever in retress. I forgot

1234
00:54:53,600 --> 00:54:54,440
Speaker 5: about it till now.

1235
00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:55,720
Speaker 3: That's so funny.

1236
00:54:56,080 --> 00:54:59,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was great pizza. And then you just watched

1237
00:54:59,640 --> 00:55:03,800
Speaker 5: the which is the strangest. They just a very episode

1238
00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:05,880
Speaker 5: is them with a different job. It's just such a

1239
00:55:05,960 --> 00:55:06,520
Speaker 5: weird show.

1240
00:55:06,719 --> 00:55:10,000
Speaker 3: They played the Three Stooges Laura and Hardy and then

1241
00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:12,640
Speaker 3: Tom and Jerry cartoons at our pizza place, and I

1242
00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:16,440
Speaker 3: remember it seemed like the only beverage of offered was

1243
00:55:16,520 --> 00:55:18,040
Speaker 3: either rutpier or orange drink.

1244
00:55:18,160 --> 00:55:19,399
Speaker 6: That's all anybody ever had.

1245
00:55:19,719 --> 00:55:20,320
Speaker 5: That's funny.

1246
00:55:20,520 --> 00:55:22,200
Speaker 3: It seemed like that's all we had.

1247
00:55:23,160 --> 00:55:25,200
Speaker 2: We had showbiz in myhood. I grew up in the South.

1248
00:55:25,520 --> 00:55:27,560
Speaker 4: I think it stayed showbiz well after the rest of

1249
00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:30,280
Speaker 4: the country turned into Chuck E Cheese, right, and then.

1250
00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:33,720
Speaker 2: That was that was like where everybody had their birthday parties.

1251
00:55:34,120 --> 00:55:36,680
Speaker 3: We I think ours was a Shaky's or a round table.

1252
00:55:36,760 --> 00:55:37,400
Speaker 3: Did you guys have that?

1253
00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:38,640
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, round table?

1254
00:55:38,760 --> 00:55:39,840
Speaker 3: Sure, yeah, we didn't have.

1255
00:55:40,520 --> 00:55:47,719
Speaker 6: Remember, I love it's like kids.

1256
00:55:48,080 --> 00:55:51,600
Speaker 3: It's so clear back then when they were theming restaurants out,

1257
00:55:51,719 --> 00:55:54,440
Speaker 3: nobody gave one funck about kids because it's like, have

1258
00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:57,080
Speaker 3: about a medieval theme to bring all the kids together.

1259
00:55:58,040 --> 00:56:00,279
Speaker 2: Brooks he we saw him the other night.

1260
00:56:00,320 --> 00:56:02,000
Speaker 4: He was on a show with Karen and he told

1261
00:56:02,040 --> 00:56:05,000
Speaker 4: the most brilliant joke that I related to so much,

1262
00:56:05,040 --> 00:56:08,960
Speaker 4: because when I got older, the birthday switched to red

1263
00:56:09,040 --> 00:56:10,719
Speaker 4: lobster where I'm from, And that was.

1264
00:56:10,719 --> 00:56:12,560
Speaker 2: Because I was older and I was ready for.

1265
00:56:12,680 --> 00:56:13,560
Speaker 5: Like fancy shows.

1266
00:56:13,560 --> 00:56:15,520
Speaker 2: Does He told me.

1267
00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:19,399
Speaker 4: Yes, and it was so where he was like, That's

1268
00:56:19,440 --> 00:56:21,759
Speaker 4: how I knew I grew up poor because I was

1269
00:56:21,800 --> 00:56:24,640
Speaker 4: hanging out with friends in New York who wanted to

1270
00:56:24,719 --> 00:56:27,160
Speaker 4: go to Red Lobster as a joke, like ironically to

1271
00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:29,160
Speaker 4: Red Lobster, and he was like, you guys, we can't.

1272
00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:33,080
Speaker 2: I'm wearing shorts so hard and he's like what. And

1273
00:56:33,239 --> 00:56:34,360
Speaker 2: I I can't tell you.

1274
00:56:34,400 --> 00:56:36,160
Speaker 4: How much I identified with that because as a kid,

1275
00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:39,520
Speaker 4: you know, once I turned you know whatever, ten eleven, twelve,

1276
00:56:39,560 --> 00:56:41,359
Speaker 4: where you get older and my mom's like, you're ready

1277
00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:43,720
Speaker 4: to go to like grown up fancy restaurants for birthday,

1278
00:56:43,920 --> 00:56:46,279
Speaker 4: it was always Red Lobster and it was like that

1279
00:56:46,520 --> 00:56:46,759
Speaker 4: was the.

1280
00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:48,360
Speaker 3: Height of fanciness.

1281
00:56:50,040 --> 00:56:50,600
Speaker 5: That's great.

1282
00:56:51,239 --> 00:56:53,239
Speaker 4: I think I went there for not only birthdays, but

1283
00:56:53,360 --> 00:56:55,600
Speaker 4: like you know, like eighth grade graduation or whatever, where

1284
00:56:55,640 --> 00:56:58,880
Speaker 4: it's like you're kind of grown now, you'll handle Red Lobster.

1285
00:56:59,880 --> 00:57:01,279
Speaker 6: My parents didn't let us go.

1286
00:57:01,640 --> 00:57:03,239
Speaker 3: I one time tried to get my mom to let

1287
00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:06,279
Speaker 3: us go to Lions, which was like a like a

1288
00:57:06,560 --> 00:57:09,440
Speaker 3: like a slightly nicer Denny's, and she's like, we're not

1289
00:57:09,640 --> 00:57:10,160
Speaker 3: going there.

1290
00:57:10,480 --> 00:57:13,560
Speaker 6: They were either like mom and pop restaurant or we

1291
00:57:13,719 --> 00:57:16,040
Speaker 6: go home. Like we never got to go to chains

1292
00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:17,480
Speaker 6: that when.

1293
00:57:17,320 --> 00:57:20,880
Speaker 2: We did, it was like the specialist of occasions. I

1294
00:57:20,960 --> 00:57:23,800
Speaker 2: mean Red lobster was like money time.

1295
00:57:26,240 --> 00:57:27,960
Speaker 6: That's when, that's when you got your paycheck.

1296
00:57:28,240 --> 00:57:33,959
Speaker 7: I remember I've been defending Sizzler because I remember eating

1297
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:36,600
Speaker 7: there as a kid, thinking wow, this is is everything

1298
00:57:36,680 --> 00:57:39,840
Speaker 7: I need. But I was eating tacos and meatball pudding,

1299
00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:41,560
Speaker 7: yes or whatever they're putting.

1300
00:57:41,680 --> 00:57:44,240
Speaker 5: Something's everywhere. And we went there recently when I had

1301
00:57:44,280 --> 00:57:44,600
Speaker 5: a job.

1302
00:57:44,640 --> 00:57:47,640
Speaker 7: Everyone jokingly was like, let's go to Sizzler and I'm like,

1303
00:57:48,120 --> 00:57:52,000
Speaker 7: all right, great, and uh it was it's so sick.

1304
00:57:52,120 --> 00:57:54,320
Speaker 5: I was like sick all day. It made me sick.

1305
00:57:54,520 --> 00:57:54,640
Speaker 2: Right.

1306
00:57:54,880 --> 00:57:59,680
Speaker 3: The chicken has like the charboiled birds in it. Yeah,

1307
00:58:00,160 --> 00:58:03,240
Speaker 3: it's a total stamp with like pieces of black charcoal.

1308
00:58:03,520 --> 00:58:04,120
Speaker 5: Amazing though that.

1309
00:58:04,160 --> 00:58:06,560
Speaker 7: They put more effort into it than actually because how

1310
00:58:06,600 --> 00:58:08,600
Speaker 7: hard is it to actually go to a grail and goats.

1311
00:58:09,520 --> 00:58:11,720
Speaker 5: There's a guy with a monocle, just pain and am

1312
00:58:11,720 --> 00:58:15,760
Speaker 5: perfect edible brown stripe. That'd be the best.

1313
00:58:15,920 --> 00:58:16,720
Speaker 6: It's very strange.

1314
00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:19,320
Speaker 3: Well, and also they have hot nacho cheese at the

1315
00:58:19,480 --> 00:58:23,000
Speaker 3: salad bar, which I think is hilarious. But also I

1316
00:58:23,120 --> 00:58:24,680
Speaker 3: do love and appreciate.

1317
00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:27,840
Speaker 7: That is one of my no matter what my diet

1318
00:58:27,960 --> 00:58:30,520
Speaker 7: is or if someone has squeeze cheese and no one's

1319
00:58:30,560 --> 00:58:31,040
Speaker 7: looking at me.

1320
00:58:31,200 --> 00:58:32,480
Speaker 5: I'm going to coil some of that.

1321
00:58:32,640 --> 00:58:35,320
Speaker 2: Too cheese all day.

1322
00:58:35,360 --> 00:58:38,040
Speaker 4: There are circumstances where I prefer fake shees the real cheese.

1323
00:58:38,280 --> 00:58:39,400
Speaker 4: Did you guys have Ryan's?

1324
00:58:40,280 --> 00:58:40,320
Speaker 3: No?

1325
00:58:40,880 --> 00:58:43,120
Speaker 4: In the South, there's a place called Ryan Steakhouse, and

1326
00:58:43,240 --> 00:58:44,600
Speaker 4: it was I guess our equivalent of.

1327
00:58:46,080 --> 00:58:48,320
Speaker 2: I don't it's It was a buffet place. It was

1328
00:58:48,320 --> 00:58:50,160
Speaker 2: a buffet place. But the weird thing is is so.

1329
00:58:50,240 --> 00:58:52,200
Speaker 4: It always had the buffet pop in at any time

1330
00:58:52,240 --> 00:58:56,080
Speaker 4: you can get but it also served regular entrees, like

1331
00:58:56,120 --> 00:58:57,640
Speaker 4: the way you walked in. You walked in and there

1332
00:58:57,680 --> 00:59:00,120
Speaker 4: was a line and you would go, you know, to

1333
00:59:00,280 --> 00:59:03,480
Speaker 4: order either the buffet or entres because.

1334
00:59:03,240 --> 00:59:04,600
Speaker 5: I was remember people Sizzler.

1335
00:59:05,520 --> 00:59:07,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was always that was the weirdest ship to

1336
00:59:07,800 --> 00:59:09,720
Speaker 4: me as a kid, I wanted to go up to

1337
00:59:09,760 --> 00:59:11,960
Speaker 4: the adults ordering the me like what are you doing

1338
00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:12,680
Speaker 4: in that?

1339
00:59:12,800 --> 00:59:15,520
Speaker 2: Times a thousand and now.

1340
00:59:15,480 --> 00:59:17,960
Speaker 7: I understand it's like I don't want to give myself

1341
00:59:18,080 --> 00:59:20,680
Speaker 7: access to that because I am a monster with no restraint.

1342
00:59:20,960 --> 00:59:23,080
Speaker 2: Well, because I am not going to think this is

1343
00:59:23,120 --> 00:59:24,920
Speaker 2: funny at all. But so Ryan's.

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00:59:24,960 --> 00:59:26,800
Speaker 4: We also went to a lot because it was really

1345
00:59:26,920 --> 00:59:29,160
Speaker 4: cheap and it was like super white trash of poor

1346
00:59:29,200 --> 00:59:31,240
Speaker 4: white trash, like me and my family went there, but

1347
00:59:31,320 --> 00:59:34,000
Speaker 4: they had a sign to entice you to come in

1348
00:59:34,120 --> 00:59:37,160
Speaker 4: because they had a carving station and the sign outside

1349
00:59:37,280 --> 00:59:39,120
Speaker 4: said three Meets Nightly.

1350
00:59:43,360 --> 00:59:45,560
Speaker 2: Really my best friends since high school.

1351
00:59:46,040 --> 00:59:47,400
Speaker 5: That always did you want to steal?

1352
00:59:47,480 --> 00:59:51,120
Speaker 2: That never not made us laugh. Just see those three were.

1353
00:59:51,160 --> 00:59:55,160
Speaker 5: Hang it above your bed nexteen next to guy Fiery eight.

1354
00:59:55,320 --> 01:00:00,520
Speaker 4: Here, tell me that doesn't sound like the seventies or

1355
01:00:00,640 --> 01:00:02,800
Speaker 4: like an album from like bread.

1356
01:00:03,120 --> 01:00:04,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, three Meats Night.

1357
01:00:04,920 --> 01:00:07,720
Speaker 5: It was gonna three Dog Night. Originally it was gonna

1358
01:00:07,720 --> 01:00:08,920
Speaker 5: be called three Meets Nightly.

1359
01:00:09,680 --> 01:00:11,919
Speaker 3: There was a place in Pedlama called the Green Mill

1360
01:00:12,120 --> 01:00:15,840
Speaker 3: that's closed now. That was a buffet and it was

1361
01:00:16,440 --> 01:00:18,720
Speaker 3: all I can remember from it was like that. Basically

1362
01:00:18,880 --> 01:00:21,720
Speaker 3: they offered like a big tub of cottage cheese and

1363
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:26,560
Speaker 3: cling peaches and then and then like for the valid part. Yeah,

1364
01:00:26,800 --> 01:00:29,280
Speaker 3: everything was just the grossest where you're just like you're

1365
01:00:29,280 --> 01:00:31,800
Speaker 3: giving me the choice of everything gross in my grandma's

1366
01:00:31,840 --> 01:00:34,240
Speaker 3: refrigerator essentially thanks.

1367
01:00:34,480 --> 01:00:36,280
Speaker 2: I had an ice cream bar though that I would

1368
01:00:36,320 --> 01:00:37,440
Speaker 2: go hard on.

1369
01:00:37,840 --> 01:00:40,840
Speaker 7: They would, I guess because of the kind of containers

1370
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:44,960
Speaker 7: or the level of coolness or whatever. Long the sneeze

1371
01:00:44,960 --> 01:00:47,560
Speaker 7: guard or along the you know buffet thing. They always

1372
01:00:47,600 --> 01:00:51,120
Speaker 7: have the pudding right by their dressings. Yes, and there'd

1373
01:00:51,160 --> 01:00:55,600
Speaker 7: be chocolate putting a tiny circular trot with just excess

1374
01:00:55,760 --> 01:00:57,800
Speaker 7: of ranch being laidled across it.

1375
01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:01,400
Speaker 5: So it's it's like, oh, is that pudding with no

1376
01:01:01,840 --> 01:01:04,200
Speaker 5: And then I get some and it's just, oh, that's

1377
01:01:04,240 --> 01:01:04,960
Speaker 5: so discussing.

1378
01:01:06,280 --> 01:01:10,360
Speaker 2: You just put me there to a perfect description.

1379
01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:12,280
Speaker 5: I missed my grandparents.

1380
01:01:12,360 --> 01:01:15,120
Speaker 3: Now, YEA weird feeling this is we should definitely go

1381
01:01:15,200 --> 01:01:17,000
Speaker 3: to a buffet. Something I want to go right now.

1382
01:01:17,120 --> 01:01:18,480
Speaker 6: There's a place called JJ.

1383
01:01:18,560 --> 01:01:21,000
Speaker 3: North's Grand Buffet and Sacramento that that was just a

1384
01:01:21,080 --> 01:01:24,200
Speaker 3: building with no windows, and it was basically like a

1385
01:01:24,280 --> 01:01:27,120
Speaker 3: slice of Las Vegas in the middle of Sacramento. It

1386
01:01:27,320 --> 01:01:29,320
Speaker 3: exactly was where it's like you'd go in there, and

1387
01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:31,600
Speaker 3: the buffet was as long as the restaurant itself.

1388
01:01:32,640 --> 01:01:35,120
Speaker 5: Let's go to a buffet right Las Vegas.

1389
01:01:35,280 --> 01:01:39,680
Speaker 7: All weekend, I had one hundred dollars daily per diem

1390
01:01:39,760 --> 01:01:41,760
Speaker 7: that I could have, and I sat in my room.

1391
01:01:41,840 --> 01:01:45,360
Speaker 5: I didn't walk around. I had worked, I had just

1392
01:01:45,400 --> 01:01:47,240
Speaker 5: pocketed it, and I had put it off till the

1393
01:01:47,320 --> 01:01:49,840
Speaker 5: last minute and I finished it one day, and I'm

1394
01:01:49,880 --> 01:01:51,880
Speaker 5: really proud of it because I put it off and

1395
01:01:52,040 --> 01:01:56,280
Speaker 5: I still did. I'll show it. I'm happy with its friend.

1396
01:01:56,360 --> 01:01:58,280
Speaker 2: But I can't believe you didn't take that perdium stick

1397
01:01:58,360 --> 01:01:58,880
Speaker 2: to a buffet.

1398
01:01:59,040 --> 01:02:00,880
Speaker 7: I ordered some stuff to my room, but I only

1399
01:02:00,920 --> 01:02:03,480
Speaker 7: spent like twenty five bucks or I should have. Yeah,

1400
01:02:03,520 --> 01:02:06,040
Speaker 7: I could have bought a faberge a blown in all

1401
01:02:06,040 --> 01:02:06,440
Speaker 7: of these.

1402
01:02:06,480 --> 01:02:08,760
Speaker 5: Now, I didn't go around. I didn't.

1403
01:02:09,120 --> 01:02:12,320
Speaker 7: I did gamble and it was fun and I lost

1404
01:02:12,440 --> 01:02:14,960
Speaker 7: my money, but I did fun. At fifty dollars, it

1405
01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:18,120
Speaker 7: turned into two seventy. I got all excited. I got

1406
01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:21,080
Speaker 7: peer pressured by Daniel to keep playing and I did

1407
01:02:21,120 --> 01:02:23,080
Speaker 7: and I lost it whatever, But at the end, I

1408
01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:26,960
Speaker 7: was like, that was fifty dollars of fun. Yeah, it

1409
01:02:27,080 --> 01:02:27,880
Speaker 7: lasted all night.

1410
01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:29,840
Speaker 2: I agree, it's totally worth it at a good time.

1411
01:02:29,920 --> 01:02:31,520
Speaker 5: I'm not anti Vegas anymore.

1412
01:02:31,680 --> 01:02:33,560
Speaker 2: I'm not either. Like I told you, I have to

1413
01:02:33,560 --> 01:02:34,720
Speaker 2: go visit my parents there all the.

1414
01:02:34,760 --> 01:02:35,720
Speaker 3: Time, and I kind of like it.

1415
01:02:35,960 --> 01:02:38,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was fun. I hope get a copet.

1416
01:02:38,960 --> 01:02:42,320
Speaker 7: Well that's uh, I guess. I was kind of bragging

1417
01:02:42,360 --> 01:02:45,000
Speaker 7: about how I worked in Vegas this weekend. Do you

1418
01:02:45,080 --> 01:02:47,760
Speaker 7: guys have anything you didn't when you want plug coming up?

1419
01:02:49,080 --> 01:02:53,320
Speaker 3: I'm at the Improv Lab. No, no, I'm at Flappers

1420
01:02:53,360 --> 01:02:55,720
Speaker 3: on Tuesday. I actually have a couple of gigs coming

1421
01:02:55,800 --> 01:02:57,720
Speaker 3: up that I'm actually going to actually plug.

1422
01:02:57,840 --> 01:03:00,320
Speaker 2: Flappers shared a starting a show Flap just.

1423
01:03:00,520 --> 01:03:04,000
Speaker 5: Kind of it seemed like Little Big Men pizza, right.

1424
01:03:04,520 --> 01:03:07,360
Speaker 6: Yes, it is the twenties. So we're in the floor.

1425
01:03:07,400 --> 01:03:10,560
Speaker 6: We're in the who you Who room at Flappers. Uh,

1426
01:03:10,880 --> 01:03:15,840
Speaker 6: that will be on that is that's Laura House's show.

1427
01:03:15,960 --> 01:03:18,400
Speaker 3: Oh sorry, that's Wednesday, April sixth. But that's a really

1428
01:03:18,440 --> 01:03:20,880
Speaker 3: good show because it's going to be me, Jackie Kasin,

1429
01:03:21,880 --> 01:03:22,720
Speaker 3: Laura House.

1430
01:03:22,560 --> 01:03:24,160
Speaker 6: Maria Bamford, and Laurie Kilmartin.

1431
01:03:24,240 --> 01:03:25,240
Speaker 5: I love those ladies.

1432
01:03:25,560 --> 01:03:27,760
Speaker 3: Yes, And it's a small room, so everyone's going to

1433
01:03:27,800 --> 01:03:30,120
Speaker 3: be like doing new stuff and it's great and and

1434
01:03:30,480 --> 01:03:34,680
Speaker 3: doing stuff. And but Tony Kamen has a record store

1435
01:03:34,800 --> 01:03:39,000
Speaker 3: show like muh, he's great. Him and Kevin Kataoka have

1436
01:03:39,200 --> 01:03:40,200
Speaker 3: started to show him.

1437
01:03:40,440 --> 01:03:42,840
Speaker 5: We talked for a long time about all of us

1438
01:03:42,960 --> 01:03:45,880
Speaker 5: in this car and things that going on. Kevin Katioga.

1439
01:03:46,080 --> 01:03:47,520
Speaker 6: You you and Kevin did recently?

1440
01:03:47,760 --> 01:03:50,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, I ran into him Mountain the streets where I

1441
01:03:50,640 --> 01:03:51,440
Speaker 5: hang in the.

1442
01:03:51,520 --> 01:03:52,760
Speaker 2: Street where you're from.

1443
01:03:53,920 --> 01:03:54,880
Speaker 6: Shit, I can't find this.

1444
01:03:55,120 --> 01:03:58,200
Speaker 3: It's a I think it's High Fidelity Records in Eagle

1445
01:03:58,320 --> 01:04:03,280
Speaker 3: Rock Cool and that is on Wait did I say that?

1446
01:04:03,480 --> 01:04:06,920
Speaker 3: It's on Monday, March twenty eighth. But then me and

1447
01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:09,520
Speaker 3: April are starting our own show at the Improv. Will

1448
01:04:09,600 --> 01:04:09,920
Speaker 3: you do it?

1449
01:04:10,720 --> 01:04:12,840
Speaker 5: What were you guys gonna ask me if I wasn't

1450
01:04:12,880 --> 01:04:15,560
Speaker 5: here right now? Yeah, I'll do it. The answer is yes,

1451
01:04:15,760 --> 01:04:16,520
Speaker 5: you're on the list.

1452
01:04:16,840 --> 01:04:22,320
Speaker 3: Fine, It's Wednesday, April thirteenth at ten pm. Everybody listening

1453
01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:24,400
Speaker 3: right now, please come to our show. It's going to

1454
01:04:24,440 --> 01:04:27,200
Speaker 3: be me, it's gonna be April, it's gonna be Chris Fairbanks,

1455
01:04:27,320 --> 01:04:30,560
Speaker 3: it's going to be perhaps Chris Hardwick, Chris Hardwick Cool,

1456
01:04:30,760 --> 01:04:33,240
Speaker 3: and probably four other guests that we want.

1457
01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:36,200
Speaker 5: If you really like everyone on that list, and you might,

1458
01:04:36,200 --> 01:04:39,400
Speaker 5: because you're listening right now, you should be weirdo.

1459
01:04:39,560 --> 01:04:41,960
Speaker 7: Buy a ticket from Baltimore or wherever you are. Come

1460
01:04:42,040 --> 01:04:44,480
Speaker 7: to this show, come out, blow it, make a night

1461
01:04:44,560 --> 01:04:46,920
Speaker 7: of it the Improv. You'll do something else. Just tell

1462
01:04:46,960 --> 01:04:48,520
Speaker 7: your boss you need some time off.

1463
01:04:48,680 --> 01:04:50,320
Speaker 3: And it is a Wednesday, but you could take a

1464
01:04:50,400 --> 01:04:51,800
Speaker 3: long weekend. You deserve it.

1465
01:04:52,040 --> 01:04:54,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're addicted to your work and frankly, it's affecting

1466
01:04:55,040 --> 01:04:55,439
Speaker 5: your health.

1467
01:04:57,040 --> 01:05:00,560
Speaker 3: Also, it's Thomas Jefferson's birthday that day, so the day

1468
01:05:00,600 --> 01:05:01,200
Speaker 3: off work.

1469
01:05:01,120 --> 01:05:03,480
Speaker 5: Make a day of it, or work and hate America

1470
01:05:03,600 --> 01:05:04,360
Speaker 5: while you hate us.

1471
01:05:04,520 --> 01:05:07,080
Speaker 3: I mean, there's so many your dumb job, you're boring jobs,

1472
01:05:07,200 --> 01:05:09,640
Speaker 3: so many where you just sit there, keep sitting there

1473
01:05:09,680 --> 01:05:10,080
Speaker 3: all week.

1474
01:05:11,840 --> 01:05:14,280
Speaker 5: Sorry, I don't know what I'm doing. It's at the

1475
01:05:14,400 --> 01:05:15,360
Speaker 5: end of the episode.

1476
01:05:16,640 --> 01:05:17,400
Speaker 6: You're just losing it.

1477
01:05:17,480 --> 01:05:19,439
Speaker 3: Well, we haven't done one in a while, so thanks

1478
01:05:19,520 --> 01:05:23,800
Speaker 3: for listening. Thank you. We love your loyalty, even though

1479
01:05:23,800 --> 01:05:25,680
Speaker 3: we've become a bi monthly.

1480
01:05:26,040 --> 01:05:29,040
Speaker 6: Yeah, but is it bi monthly. No, No, that would

1481
01:05:29,080 --> 01:05:30,920
Speaker 6: be every two months, by week.

1482
01:05:30,880 --> 01:05:33,760
Speaker 7: Every other it's every other sometimes there might be three

1483
01:05:34,080 --> 01:05:36,320
Speaker 7: if if the month starts with a Monday, it likely

1484
01:05:36,480 --> 01:05:38,320
Speaker 7: ends with an additional fourth Monday.

1485
01:05:38,680 --> 01:05:39,560
Speaker 3: So we usually do it.

1486
01:05:39,960 --> 01:05:44,200
Speaker 6: Sorry, like every other week or over three weeks. We're

1487
01:05:44,240 --> 01:05:44,800
Speaker 6: doing our best.

1488
01:05:44,920 --> 01:05:46,760
Speaker 5: We're doing our best, and so are you. Thank you

1489
01:05:46,840 --> 01:05:47,400
Speaker 5: for drying.

1490
01:05:47,960 --> 01:05:49,600
Speaker 6: Thank you for drying your clothes.

1491
01:05:49,880 --> 01:05:52,880
Speaker 3: I'm sorry Chris falling out.

1492
01:05:53,160 --> 01:05:55,840
Speaker 5: I drift off to sleep at the end of each episode.

1493
01:05:56,480 --> 01:05:57,600
Speaker 6: He's absolutely had it.

1494
01:05:57,680 --> 01:06:00,760
Speaker 5: We're over on four. I'm usually four minutes into a

1495
01:06:00,880 --> 01:06:01,560
Speaker 5: namp by now.

1496
01:06:01,600 --> 01:06:03,400
Speaker 3: Okay, and we better get off.

1497
01:06:03,560 --> 01:06:05,520
Speaker 5: April. Thank you, it's good to see you again.

1498
01:06:05,600 --> 01:06:06,320
Speaker 2: You're welcome life.

1499
01:06:06,760 --> 01:06:09,640
Speaker 3: Thank you for being our triple, our first triplet.

1500
01:06:11,960 --> 01:06:13,280
Speaker 5: Like it been listening.

1501
01:06:13,720 --> 01:06:14,880
Speaker 6: Do you need a ride?

1502
01:06:15,280 --> 01:06:22,360
Speaker 3: D Ryan? Are are you leaving?

1503
01:06:22,560 --> 01:06:25,240
Speaker 2: I you wanna way back home?

1504
01:06:25,600 --> 01:06:27,520
Speaker 3: Either way we want to be there.

1505
01:06:29,600 --> 01:06:33,480
Speaker 1: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim. Give us time

1506
01:06:33,720 --> 01:06:38,400
Speaker 1: and they turn and on and gay, we want to

1507
01:06:38,520 --> 01:06:40,400
Speaker 1: send you off instyl.

1508
01:06:41,760 --> 01:06:47,000
Speaker 3: We wanna welcome you back home. Tell us all about

1509
01:06:47,200 --> 01:06:49,520
Speaker 3: every scared he was? It fine.

1510
01:06:51,160 --> 01:06:51,760
Speaker 2: Now porn.

1511
01:07:07,680 --> 01:07:09,000
Speaker 5: Do you need to ride?

1512
01:07:09,720 --> 01:07:12,960
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1513
01:07:13,640 --> 01:07:14,880
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

1514
01:07:15,640 --> 01:07:16,920
Speaker 6: Do you need to ride?

1515
01:07:17,560 --> 01:07:19,400
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

1516
01:07:19,600 --> 01:07:20,880
Speaker 5: Do you need to ride?

1517
01:07:21,520 --> 01:07:22,440
Speaker 4: Do you need.

1518
01:07:28,760 --> 01:07:29,760
Speaker 5: With Karen and Cress

1519
01:07:31,600 --> 01:07:31,640
Speaker 4: M