1 00:00:04,960 --> 00:00:06,480 Speaker 1: And when I woke up this morning, I was feeling 2 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:11,440 Speaker 1: pretty dangerous for on the Cincinnati it's my cornback. They 3 00:00:11,440 --> 00:00:14,319 Speaker 1: are well, we thought they were. Are we not about Hello? 4 00:00:15,440 --> 00:00:17,880 Speaker 1: You plenty to win the gate. They want you to 5 00:00:17,920 --> 00:00:19,759 Speaker 1: cook the dinner. At least they ought to let your 6 00:00:19,760 --> 00:00:21,919 Speaker 1: shout for some of the groceries. And on the way up, 7 00:00:21,960 --> 00:00:24,880 Speaker 1: we're gonna buy to kneecapas playoffs. Are you're kidding me? 8 00:00:25,079 --> 00:00:27,080 Speaker 1: I'm just here so I won't get fine? How could 9 00:00:27,080 --> 00:00:31,960 Speaker 1: he not be romantic about football? Un I'll tell you 10 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:35,360 Speaker 1: what Baker Mayfield saying, I woke up feeling dangerous. That 11 00:00:35,479 --> 00:00:38,319 Speaker 1: that's how you feel romantic about football. That just has 12 00:00:38,360 --> 00:00:44,760 Speaker 1: a whole new meaning. This week, Happy Tuesday, Happy week 13 00:00:45,520 --> 00:00:50,440 Speaker 1: twenty five? What year is it? I'm a lasbed. Welcome 14 00:00:50,479 --> 00:00:53,840 Speaker 1: to bench with Banetta m Guys, we are getting through it. 15 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:58,120 Speaker 1: We are almost there. We're almost in a Saturday football mode, 16 00:00:58,200 --> 00:01:00,840 Speaker 1: which starts this week. We got some Saturday games this week, 17 00:01:00,920 --> 00:01:02,720 Speaker 1: we got some Sunday games this week. We got a 18 00:01:02,720 --> 00:01:05,240 Speaker 1: little Thursday night football this week which we will be 19 00:01:05,240 --> 00:01:09,120 Speaker 1: previewing Uno Momento. For those of you that are just 20 00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:11,040 Speaker 1: listening on the pod, maybe you're in your car. Maybe 21 00:01:11,040 --> 00:01:13,679 Speaker 1: you're cozy, maybe you've got your little tush tushy heaters on. 22 00:01:14,319 --> 00:01:16,240 Speaker 1: I love that for you. Thanks for taking a break 23 00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:19,199 Speaker 1: from the from the Christmas cheer and listening to our pod. 24 00:01:19,440 --> 00:01:21,240 Speaker 1: For those of you that are only listening to the pod, 25 00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:23,479 Speaker 1: you can't see this sweater that I'm wearing that's covered 26 00:01:23,480 --> 00:01:28,920 Speaker 1: in gingerbread cookies, and it says, oh snap, oh snap, 27 00:01:29,319 --> 00:01:31,280 Speaker 1: a new pod has arrived. Guys, We've got a packed 28 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:34,640 Speaker 1: show today. I'm actually very excited. Kyle Brant is going 29 00:01:34,680 --> 00:01:37,040 Speaker 1: to be joining us in a second here. And then 30 00:01:37,440 --> 00:01:39,440 Speaker 1: I did something that I haven't done in a long time, 31 00:01:39,480 --> 00:01:42,600 Speaker 1: and it's something that I love to do. I opened 32 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:45,360 Speaker 1: my DMS. I opened my DMS and I asked, you, guys, 33 00:01:45,440 --> 00:01:48,600 Speaker 1: what is the worst and the best Christmas present you 34 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:50,720 Speaker 1: have ever received. I don't think I got any good ones. 35 00:01:50,760 --> 00:01:52,200 Speaker 1: I don't think I got any of like the best. 36 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:55,520 Speaker 1: I got all worst, and some of them are terrible, 37 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:58,320 Speaker 1: some of them are straight up awful. I'll give you 38 00:01:58,360 --> 00:02:00,840 Speaker 1: one right now, a soup cookbook. Okay, you know where 39 00:02:00,880 --> 00:02:03,720 Speaker 1: I stand on that. I'm gonna share mine, Kyle's gonna 40 00:02:03,720 --> 00:02:05,440 Speaker 1: share his, and then we're going to talk about the games. 41 00:02:05,440 --> 00:02:08,440 Speaker 1: It just happened. A lot of stuff went down. Brock 42 00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:13,720 Speaker 1: Purty shining, Tom Brady not so much. Baker Mayfield shout 43 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:15,800 Speaker 1: outs again. If I could just do an entire podcast 44 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:17,919 Speaker 1: on Baker, I would do that, but without further ado. 45 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:21,120 Speaker 1: Let's get KB and here Kabe. What's that all right? Kabe? 46 00:02:21,760 --> 00:02:24,360 Speaker 1: Today is a sad day because this is the last 47 00:02:24,360 --> 00:02:26,519 Speaker 1: time we were going to be together before the festivities 48 00:02:26,600 --> 00:02:30,760 Speaker 1: kick off. People get busy. Your girls gonna put her 49 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:32,880 Speaker 1: feet up in a in a couple of days. She's 50 00:02:32,919 --> 00:02:36,800 Speaker 1: taking a little quick holiday. Don't let the bosses hear that. 51 00:02:37,720 --> 00:02:39,280 Speaker 1: But this is gonna be the last time you and 52 00:02:39,280 --> 00:02:41,200 Speaker 1: I are together until the new year. So I wanted 53 00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:43,280 Speaker 1: to have a very custive show. I wore my little 54 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:46,040 Speaker 1: gingerbreads for you. Okay, I'm gonna listening to Charlie Brow. 55 00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:48,000 Speaker 1: We were just talking about this. I've been listening to 56 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:49,560 Speaker 1: Charlie Brown for like a month and a half straight. 57 00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:53,640 Speaker 1: Before we kick off, I have a question for you all. 58 00:02:53,919 --> 00:02:56,760 Speaker 1: I went to this place called like Candy Cane Lane 59 00:02:56,840 --> 00:02:59,600 Speaker 1: last night in Los Angeles, and it's just a couple 60 00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:02,520 Speaker 1: of streets that are completely shut down, like you can 61 00:03:02,560 --> 00:03:05,440 Speaker 1: only walk, you can't drive through, and it's just Clark 62 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:09,120 Speaker 1: Griswold's everywhere on both sides of the street. It's absolute chaos. 63 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:13,440 Speaker 1: And I was thinking to myself, let's say I bought 64 00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:16,640 Speaker 1: this house in June. Do you think that you know 65 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:18,440 Speaker 1: how when you buy a house and somebody just died 66 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:20,640 Speaker 1: in it, they have to let you know. I think 67 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:23,240 Speaker 1: there should be a similar rule if you have an 68 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:27,120 Speaker 1: aggressive neighborhood that goes all out for Christmas. Do you 69 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:31,320 Speaker 1: not agree? Yeah? I think absolutely. It's just in a 70 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:33,360 Speaker 1: little bit of an fyi. You move in in June 71 00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:36,000 Speaker 1: and it's eighty two degrees and it's beautiful, and someone 72 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:39,880 Speaker 1: sup pulls you aside as, look, come, come, Like Halloween, 73 00:03:40,080 --> 00:03:43,680 Speaker 1: it's on, and it's on until like MLK, it goes 74 00:03:43,720 --> 00:03:46,000 Speaker 1: on for four months. And it's not just your lights. 75 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:49,640 Speaker 1: It's not just just snowmen. These people are imbeciles for Christmas. 76 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:52,400 Speaker 1: So just if you're into that, it's almost like a fetish. 77 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:54,240 Speaker 1: If you're into it, that's great, But if it's not 78 00:03:54,280 --> 00:03:56,280 Speaker 1: for you at this house, for you, because this is 79 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:59,080 Speaker 1: like a quarter of the year, would you buy into 80 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:00,520 Speaker 1: something like that? Like if they was just like a 81 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:02,839 Speaker 1: perfect little neighborhood, a little nook and like the most 82 00:04:02,840 --> 00:04:05,400 Speaker 1: perfect house that you were looking for, but you know 83 00:04:05,520 --> 00:04:08,080 Speaker 1: that it is like kind of hellish and you're not 84 00:04:08,120 --> 00:04:09,920 Speaker 1: even gonna be able to park on your own freaking 85 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:13,119 Speaker 1: street for like a full month and maybe a little 86 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:16,800 Speaker 1: bit in Halloween too. Would you do that perfect housewise? Yeah? 87 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:20,000 Speaker 1: I like that you compared like having soldiers or Christmas 88 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:22,080 Speaker 1: trees and free yard, having like a dead body pulled 89 00:04:22,080 --> 00:04:25,200 Speaker 1: out of your house and what it does. And look, Rachel, 90 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:26,760 Speaker 1: if you have to answer the question, you know the 91 00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:28,880 Speaker 1: answer is yes, I'm all in for it. I think 92 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:31,680 Speaker 1: it raises the property value. I'm a festive s ob 93 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:34,160 Speaker 1: and I know you share that with me, so that 94 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:36,200 Speaker 1: would be huge for me. I'd be, oh, shoot, I'll 95 00:04:36,240 --> 00:04:37,680 Speaker 1: pay more if I have to. That's part of the 96 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:40,560 Speaker 1: fun I'm in. It does sound, it does feel like 97 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:43,320 Speaker 1: a like a fun community situation. But like on week three, 98 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:45,800 Speaker 1: I'd be like I would just turn or I'd be 99 00:04:45,839 --> 00:04:48,080 Speaker 1: the one house that would be Grinch and I just 100 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:49,919 Speaker 1: like really play up the Grinch and I just have 101 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:53,239 Speaker 1: like dark lights and just like evil vibes, like stay 102 00:04:53,279 --> 00:04:57,200 Speaker 1: off my lawn. Okay, let's get into this. We are 103 00:04:57,279 --> 00:04:59,120 Speaker 1: gonna do this a little bit later on in the show, 104 00:04:59,160 --> 00:05:01,280 Speaker 1: I opened my d and I asked people to send 105 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:03,760 Speaker 1: me their worst in their best Christmas presents they ever 106 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:05,960 Speaker 1: received as a kid. Do you have a best and 107 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:08,120 Speaker 1: do you have a worse? Before we before we start 108 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:11,080 Speaker 1: this thing. Yeah, well my best is we got a 109 00:05:11,240 --> 00:05:14,640 Speaker 1: puppy one year. And listen, it's not getting too much 110 00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:17,200 Speaker 1: into my life, but like you know, I had divorced parents, 111 00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:19,279 Speaker 1: so let's just say like that, the dad was going 112 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:23,440 Speaker 1: hard for Christmas, like trying to compensate, and he couldn't 113 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:25,400 Speaker 1: get us a horse, so he got us a puppy 114 00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:27,880 Speaker 1: and it was a bearded collie. His name was Fluppy 115 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:30,520 Speaker 1: Fluppy the puppy, and that really brought the house down. 116 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:32,719 Speaker 1: On the other side of it, the worst present was 117 00:05:32,760 --> 00:05:34,080 Speaker 1: there was one year, I think it was like ninety 118 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:36,279 Speaker 1: one or ninety two where the entire world was obsessed 119 00:05:36,320 --> 00:05:39,599 Speaker 1: with roller blades. You had to have roller blades inline skates, 120 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:41,479 Speaker 1: and my sisters and I begged and begged and begged, 121 00:05:41,640 --> 00:05:43,880 Speaker 1: and we opened them up in the morning and they 122 00:05:43,920 --> 00:05:49,360 Speaker 1: were like blade rollers, you know, like that not And 123 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:51,279 Speaker 1: I love your mom, and I'm sure you saved a 124 00:05:51,279 --> 00:05:53,280 Speaker 1: bunch of money, but those things barely worked at all, 125 00:05:53,279 --> 00:05:55,360 Speaker 1: and they didn't do anything for our cool factors. So 126 00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:59,560 Speaker 1: fluppy the puppy blade rollers, what about you? My best 127 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:03,080 Speaker 1: Christmas present? I remember coming out, and the best Christmas 128 00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:04,960 Speaker 1: presents are always like the ones that make you act 129 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:08,440 Speaker 1: like a complete jerk at first. I come downstairs, there's 130 00:06:08,480 --> 00:06:10,919 Speaker 1: nothing really around the tree for your girl. All my 131 00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:14,360 Speaker 1: brothers have like these, like they're getting snowboards and like 132 00:06:14,480 --> 00:06:18,120 Speaker 1: cool stin shoes, And I was like, what the hell's 133 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:22,360 Speaker 1: going on? Mom and Dad? And they made me sit 134 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:24,320 Speaker 1: there for a while because I started to poup. So 135 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:26,320 Speaker 1: they're like, oh, you're gonna sit in this and you 136 00:06:26,320 --> 00:06:28,919 Speaker 1: we're gonna feel extra bad in a little bit. And 137 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:31,560 Speaker 1: they're like, Rachel, your present is on the front lawn. 138 00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:33,560 Speaker 1: And I was like, on the front lawn, what the hell? 139 00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:37,200 Speaker 1: I go outside and there is a my version of 140 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:39,320 Speaker 1: a Corvette at the time, it was a little mini 141 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:42,760 Speaker 1: four wheeler like for a child, like very dangerous. But 142 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:45,719 Speaker 1: they got me like a little ramming. Oh yeah, that 143 00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:47,960 Speaker 1: was my That was my best one. I wrote it 144 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:51,120 Speaker 1: every single day. I used to get like finger cramps 145 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:52,880 Speaker 1: from like pressing on the gas that I used to 146 00:06:52,920 --> 00:06:55,000 Speaker 1: have to like hold two hands down because I was 147 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:59,039 Speaker 1: such a weak little child. And my worst one was 148 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:03,279 Speaker 1: probably one that I gifted. I'm notoriously not. When I 149 00:07:03,320 --> 00:07:05,520 Speaker 1: was younger, I was not very good at gifting presents. 150 00:07:05,560 --> 00:07:07,600 Speaker 1: But when I was in high school, I wanted to 151 00:07:07,640 --> 00:07:10,600 Speaker 1: get this this perfume that I had for my best friend, 152 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:15,840 Speaker 1: and I shoplifted it. I stole it, and I got 153 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:19,040 Speaker 1: busted and they had to handcuff me and everything. Because 154 00:07:19,040 --> 00:07:20,880 Speaker 1: I was so young, they wanted to teach me a lesson, 155 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:25,920 Speaker 1: like a guy on the segway, like what happened? Fullmall cop, 156 00:07:26,080 --> 00:07:30,920 Speaker 1: fullmall cop arrested me a teenager? How did they know? 157 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:33,640 Speaker 1: Like give me a few details. I think they said, Okay, 158 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:35,440 Speaker 1: it was at a hollister. It was at a hollister, 159 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:37,480 Speaker 1: so I feel like it had like night vision goggles 160 00:07:37,520 --> 00:07:40,800 Speaker 1: in that place because it's spitch black. You're like feeling 161 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:44,080 Speaker 1: around for like your sizes on the shelf. Um and 162 00:07:44,120 --> 00:07:46,480 Speaker 1: I got a I got little perfume and I was 163 00:07:46,520 --> 00:07:49,440 Speaker 1: like lip into my bag. It was for my friend Whitney. 164 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:51,840 Speaker 1: And that was the worst part about it. As I 165 00:07:51,880 --> 00:07:53,720 Speaker 1: tried to say, like this was for my friend, like 166 00:07:53,760 --> 00:07:55,560 Speaker 1: I was trying to be a good friend, and they're like, 167 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:58,160 Speaker 1: you still stole. And they brought me in the back 168 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:00,560 Speaker 1: and they sat me down and I was in there 169 00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:02,440 Speaker 1: for like an hour and a half and all my 170 00:08:02,480 --> 00:08:04,560 Speaker 1: friends had to like wait outside for me. And I 171 00:08:04,640 --> 00:08:10,960 Speaker 1: was so humiliated, and oh ball minds praying, praying to 172 00:08:11,040 --> 00:08:12,760 Speaker 1: Jesus like I had never for the first time in 173 00:08:12,880 --> 00:08:16,600 Speaker 1: my other day. It was bad, but all for a 174 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:19,240 Speaker 1: good cause, all for friends. Okay, so we're gonna get 175 00:08:19,240 --> 00:08:20,520 Speaker 1: to it. We're gonna open up the DMS in a 176 00:08:20,560 --> 00:08:22,160 Speaker 1: little bit and I'll read off some more of those. 177 00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:26,840 Speaker 1: But um next Thing's next is there's a couple of 178 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:29,400 Speaker 1: teams on the outside looking in for playoffs, And I 179 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:32,360 Speaker 1: want to play Santa with you. Which teams are we 180 00:08:32,520 --> 00:08:35,520 Speaker 1: gifting a playoff spot? We don't know much so far. 181 00:08:35,559 --> 00:08:37,160 Speaker 1: All we know is the Eagles. They're the only team 182 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:39,440 Speaker 1: that have clinched the playoffs spot so far. There are 183 00:08:39,480 --> 00:08:43,160 Speaker 1: a couple of teams that are eliminated Broncos, Texans and Bears. 184 00:08:43,480 --> 00:08:47,680 Speaker 1: Who on the cusp would you say is deserving of 185 00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:51,600 Speaker 1: a spot? In your opinion? You and I have already 186 00:08:51,640 --> 00:08:54,960 Speaker 1: spent much time talking about the beautiful, beautiful team in Detroit, Michigan. 187 00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:56,960 Speaker 1: So I'm not gonna do it. That's a given. I 188 00:08:57,040 --> 00:09:00,040 Speaker 1: want the Lions in bad but I'll tell you the 189 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:05,800 Speaker 1: other one, Sweet Caroline, Bubba. No, I want Carolina, and 190 00:09:05,840 --> 00:09:08,360 Speaker 1: I've been out to hear me out. I want them 191 00:09:08,480 --> 00:09:11,120 Speaker 1: so much, just for an auntie, for the other three 192 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:15,079 Speaker 1: children in that family. Tampa, I'm tired of you, bleeper, 193 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:17,640 Speaker 1: Get off the pot. They won't do it. Atlanta, No, 194 00:09:17,920 --> 00:09:20,600 Speaker 1: New Orleans. No. I am here for the Steve Wilkes 195 00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:24,520 Speaker 1: Sam Darnold Redemption Tour and the Carolina Panthers hosting a 196 00:09:24,800 --> 00:09:27,640 Speaker 1: home playoff game for winning the NFC South. I'm tired 197 00:09:27,640 --> 00:09:29,679 Speaker 1: of waiting for the other teams. I want Carolina, and 198 00:09:30,760 --> 00:09:34,800 Speaker 1: oh my good lord, I was not because they're like 199 00:09:34,920 --> 00:09:36,920 Speaker 1: down the list I'm looking at. You know, you got 200 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:39,400 Speaker 1: the you got the sixes in the seven. So the 201 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:42,320 Speaker 1: six and the seven in the AFC AFC right now, 202 00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:45,080 Speaker 1: and the Dolphins and the Chargers for the NFC, You've 203 00:09:45,080 --> 00:09:47,640 Speaker 1: got commanders and giants. We love that. Here is on 204 00:09:47,640 --> 00:09:50,320 Speaker 1: the bubble right now. Jets are on the bubble in 205 00:09:50,400 --> 00:09:53,520 Speaker 1: the AFC. The Patriots are on the Bubble Jags, okay, 206 00:09:53,559 --> 00:09:56,559 Speaker 1: and then the NFC you got Seahawks, you got Lions, 207 00:09:56,559 --> 00:09:59,200 Speaker 1: you got Packers, and then you got the Panthers way 208 00:09:59,320 --> 00:10:05,640 Speaker 1: down there. That would be absolutely bonkers, Okay, chaotic Santa Like, 209 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:07,920 Speaker 1: they gotta get to They're gotta get to eight and 210 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:11,000 Speaker 1: nine maybe to win that division. So listen, I could 211 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,160 Speaker 1: sit here and tell you, oh, yeah, the Patriots, I 212 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:16,160 Speaker 1: don't know, screw the Patriots. They've had so many years 213 00:10:16,160 --> 00:10:18,560 Speaker 1: of getting the power wheels and the blade rollers and 214 00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:20,560 Speaker 1: all that stuff. They can be the kid for once 215 00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:23,200 Speaker 1: that has to steal to get in. They've I like 216 00:10:23,320 --> 00:10:25,680 Speaker 1: someone who has been looked down about, like a tiny 217 00:10:25,760 --> 00:10:29,240 Speaker 1: tim like on a little crutch. Basically, that's Carolina. I 218 00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:32,079 Speaker 1: want them, man. I love that. Okay, maybe I'm I'm 219 00:10:32,120 --> 00:10:33,560 Speaker 1: being a little bit of a scrooge. What about the 220 00:10:33,559 --> 00:10:36,000 Speaker 1: Packers who are still above them? Well, they're they're they're 221 00:10:36,040 --> 00:10:37,800 Speaker 1: they're both five and eight right now? Are you? Are 222 00:10:37,800 --> 00:10:41,240 Speaker 1: you as stoked on on the Packers? Yeah? I find 223 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:43,440 Speaker 1: it hilarious, Like if they come back from the bye 224 00:10:43,559 --> 00:10:45,199 Speaker 1: and it's just like, in a lot of ways, I'd 225 00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:47,600 Speaker 1: like it, because everybody's worth nightmare, and sometimes that's what 226 00:10:47,720 --> 00:10:50,240 Speaker 1: Christmas is about too, that like, no, we can't let 227 00:10:50,320 --> 00:10:52,439 Speaker 1: Rogers get in this year. Yeah, yeah you might. He 228 00:10:52,600 --> 00:10:55,280 Speaker 1: is like the hottest wide receiver in the league. They're rested, 229 00:10:55,640 --> 00:10:58,600 Speaker 1: They're playing the Zombie Rams with Baker when they come 230 00:10:58,600 --> 00:11:00,640 Speaker 1: out of the bye So I like that just for 231 00:11:00,640 --> 00:11:02,719 Speaker 1: the shock and awe of everyone who just likes to 232 00:11:02,760 --> 00:11:05,680 Speaker 1: see the Packers burned down. I'd be hard press Waneta 233 00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:07,400 Speaker 1: to find somebody in the NFC. I don't want to 234 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,360 Speaker 1: see him make the playoffs. I just want that thing 235 00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:12,760 Speaker 1: to be chaos, and Packers and Panthers would be I know. 236 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:14,440 Speaker 1: I mean we got we got a taste of chaos 237 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:17,280 Speaker 1: this past Thursday of football when Baker Mayfield, Oh my goodness, 238 00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:19,560 Speaker 1: you called it, and then we called it because we 239 00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:21,880 Speaker 1: said we I mean, we are fibbing a little bit. 240 00:11:21,880 --> 00:11:25,560 Speaker 1: We're like the next the headlines on Friday are gonna 241 00:11:25,559 --> 00:11:28,600 Speaker 1: be like welcome to Hollywood. Baker and we were texting 242 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:31,000 Speaker 1: each other all night being like, oh God, like, we're 243 00:11:31,040 --> 00:11:32,760 Speaker 1: gonna have to turn this and do a funny edit 244 00:11:32,880 --> 00:11:35,760 Speaker 1: with like some like burn and then all of a 245 00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:39,000 Speaker 1: sudden we looked like geniuses. We were right. I love chaos. 246 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:40,520 Speaker 1: I want as much chaos as I can in the 247 00:11:40,520 --> 00:11:43,840 Speaker 1: playoffs because you only have so much football left. Okay, 248 00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:47,040 Speaker 1: we're gonna continue with the you being Santa, and I 249 00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:49,440 Speaker 1: am gonna list off a few people and you're gonna 250 00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:51,439 Speaker 1: tell me whether they're on the naughty or the nice list? 251 00:11:51,880 --> 00:11:56,360 Speaker 1: Are you ready? All right? Okay? This is an interesting 252 00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:59,679 Speaker 1: one today because we saw the Jets play on Sunday 253 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:02,120 Speaker 1: and they didn't look great, and Mike White got hurt. 254 00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:03,680 Speaker 1: He went in, he got hurt, he went in, he 255 00:12:03,720 --> 00:12:06,640 Speaker 1: got hurt. Joe Flacco came in. They never called on 256 00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:08,960 Speaker 1: Zack Wilson, and now Robert Sali is saying, we're still 257 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,920 Speaker 1: not going to call on Zach Wilson. So let me 258 00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:13,840 Speaker 1: ask you, this is Zach Wilson still on the naughty list, 259 00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:16,800 Speaker 1: and why should he should he maybe think about getting 260 00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:19,839 Speaker 1: onto the nice list to help this team out. Well, listen, 261 00:12:19,920 --> 00:12:22,280 Speaker 1: if we're taking into the offseason headlines about him, he's 262 00:12:22,280 --> 00:12:27,360 Speaker 1: on the very naughty list and some people, hey, now, no, 263 00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:30,480 Speaker 1: listen the fact that they won't even let that kid dress. 264 00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:33,880 Speaker 1: I don't even understand it, because poor old man Flacco 265 00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:36,240 Speaker 1: came in and like, I love Joe, but like that 266 00:12:36,240 --> 00:12:38,679 Speaker 1: that just wasn't happening. He didn't have it, So they 267 00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:40,880 Speaker 1: won't even let the dude put on his uniform anymore. 268 00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:42,320 Speaker 1: I think you have to keep him in the naughty list. 269 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,440 Speaker 1: I just feel like it's like maybe there's things that 270 00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:49,160 Speaker 1: we don't know, but like if it's just saying that 271 00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:51,040 Speaker 1: he let the defense down, I get it that he 272 00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:52,960 Speaker 1: probably lost like a little or he didn't let the 273 00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:55,000 Speaker 1: defense down. I get it that he probably lost a 274 00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:57,640 Speaker 1: little respect. But at some point you gotta be like, okay, guys, 275 00:12:57,679 --> 00:12:59,520 Speaker 1: like let's get over in place of football and like 276 00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:01,600 Speaker 1: get back to what we're supposed to be doing. Okay, 277 00:13:01,640 --> 00:13:05,719 Speaker 1: what about the Raiders. We all saw your speech on 278 00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:08,480 Speaker 1: Good Morning Football that they should have walked back to 279 00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:11,360 Speaker 1: Las Vegas. Are they on the naughty list or you 280 00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:15,800 Speaker 1: putting them on the nice list this year? Look, putting 281 00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:19,360 Speaker 1: them on the naughty list acknowledges their existence. So like, 282 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:22,560 Speaker 1: I'm so mad at them right now. They don't even 283 00:13:22,559 --> 00:13:24,320 Speaker 1: get an A or an F. They just get like 284 00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:27,840 Speaker 1: an NA or an incomplete. I'm so mad at them, 285 00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:30,040 Speaker 1: and I'm mad at the at us because we as 286 00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:32,160 Speaker 1: a people who were like, oh, this is so cool. 287 00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:34,160 Speaker 1: The Raiders are making a run because what they won 288 00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:36,360 Speaker 1: three games in a row like that never happens. I'm 289 00:13:36,360 --> 00:13:39,000 Speaker 1: just so frustrated and so mad at myself and you 290 00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:41,520 Speaker 1: and anybody else who gave one second to the Raiders. 291 00:13:41,679 --> 00:13:43,840 Speaker 1: We got deeked, we got fish hooked. And so no, 292 00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:46,400 Speaker 1: they're not on either list incomplete. That's what they get. 293 00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:49,920 Speaker 1: This is a good chip on the shoulder narrative, though, 294 00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:51,880 Speaker 1: because I do feel like the Raiders are a fun 295 00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:53,959 Speaker 1: team to root for, just everything that they've been through 296 00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:56,840 Speaker 1: in the last few years, and then to have Baker 297 00:13:56,920 --> 00:14:01,120 Speaker 1: Mayfield helmet off, given everyone ahead butts and you're looking, 298 00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:04,679 Speaker 1: imagine washing that from the sideline like you just had 299 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:08,360 Speaker 1: Baker Mayfield come in here on Tuesday and beat you 300 00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:10,920 Speaker 1: guys in the very last minute, and you have all 301 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:14,280 Speaker 1: of your fans here from Las Vegas, and then you 302 00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:17,800 Speaker 1: see this guy aheadbutting everyone celebrating. I would be furious. 303 00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:19,720 Speaker 1: This is a very fun ship on the shoulder, just 304 00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:21,920 Speaker 1: like an epic comeback waiting to happen. So we'll see 305 00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:24,560 Speaker 1: how they react. But I agree, not even on a list, 306 00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:29,480 Speaker 1: we're just not acknowledging them. We've lost their names. Russell 307 00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:34,320 Speaker 1: Wilson and the Broncos the combo naughty or nice. This 308 00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:36,480 Speaker 1: is the team that I almost feel bad for now, 309 00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:39,360 Speaker 1: Like it was almost like this Christmas miracle. They were 310 00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:41,800 Speaker 1: getting destroyed by the Chiefs and it was like rock bottom. 311 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:43,840 Speaker 1: But then it was like, you know, they were gonna 312 00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:45,800 Speaker 1: save the cookie shop in the small town and they 313 00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:48,160 Speaker 1: did a bake sale and they started to get donations, 314 00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:49,720 Speaker 1: and look, they're gonna save the shop. They're gonna come 315 00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:52,240 Speaker 1: back and they're gonna beat the Chiefs. So I think 316 00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:54,760 Speaker 1: in September October I would put them a naughty. I mean, 317 00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:56,800 Speaker 1: remember how much mileage we got out of russ doing 318 00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:58,720 Speaker 1: the high knees on the plane and everything. That was 319 00:14:58,760 --> 00:15:02,160 Speaker 1: like first team all naughty. Now it's like, I don't know, 320 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:04,320 Speaker 1: I feel like they're they're the charity case, like you 321 00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:06,440 Speaker 1: put your coin in the red kettle and the ghost 322 00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:08,600 Speaker 1: of the Broncos. I can't even put them on the naughty. 323 00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:11,400 Speaker 1: I hope they get a Teddy Bear or something for Christmas. Nice, sir, 324 00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:15,600 Speaker 1: they're trying. Um, I would say, you know, when it 325 00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:18,520 Speaker 1: all comes down to it, you want to be entertained. 326 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:22,560 Speaker 1: And Russell Wilson has really done nothing but that, like 327 00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:26,200 Speaker 1: he gave us the Let's Ride in the very very beginning. 328 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:31,440 Speaker 1: He is just a cringe video after cringe video. Oh God, 329 00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:34,040 Speaker 1: please don't do that to me. He's the it's the 330 00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:38,040 Speaker 1: subway video, It's it's the hy knees. It's is truly 331 00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:40,960 Speaker 1: the gift that keeps on giving. I'm gonna put them 332 00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:42,800 Speaker 1: on the nice list because when it all comes down 333 00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:44,800 Speaker 1: to it, when it's all said and done, we're gonna 334 00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:46,960 Speaker 1: look back on the memories, the laughs that we had, 335 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:50,480 Speaker 1: not the tears that we cry. Okay, um, this is 336 00:15:50,480 --> 00:15:53,320 Speaker 1: an interesting one and I'm really curious to see your opinion. 337 00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:57,920 Speaker 1: Kyler Murray not your nice list this year. Kyler is 338 00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:02,200 Speaker 1: flirting with that Raiders no agnowed lists. I can't do that. Listen, 339 00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:06,840 Speaker 1: they play their demundayante football. They're against the Patriots. I 340 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:10,080 Speaker 1: don't know. Also feels like Kyler's last stand. Yeah, here's 341 00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:13,040 Speaker 1: my experience. I got a couple of kids. What they'll 342 00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:16,360 Speaker 1: do is that like the three days before Christmas, they 343 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:19,160 Speaker 1: try to rally, They try to like come back there 344 00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:21,200 Speaker 1: their version of like a twenty eight to three comeback, 345 00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:23,840 Speaker 1: and they try to be really well behaved for three days. 346 00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:25,880 Speaker 1: Can I help you Daddy's what you can do. And 347 00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:28,480 Speaker 1: I'm like, you have been such a little jerk for 348 00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:31,080 Speaker 1: three weeks. Your behavior has been just like a wild animal. 349 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:33,720 Speaker 1: Don't rally now. I feel like Kyler, who also has 350 00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:36,760 Speaker 1: to be the size of my son, might actually like 351 00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:38,920 Speaker 1: try to rally here at the end of the season 352 00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:41,360 Speaker 1: and maybe he can save Christmas. So I'm hoping I'm 353 00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:43,040 Speaker 1: saving a space for him on the nice list, because 354 00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:45,400 Speaker 1: why not. I feel like, Okay, like you've bought the 355 00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:47,000 Speaker 1: new call of duty for him and you're just like 356 00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:49,840 Speaker 1: keeping it locked away, like you may pull it out 357 00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:52,160 Speaker 1: for him on Christmas Day and you also may not. Okay, 358 00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:55,320 Speaker 1: one last one, I have to do it naughty. You're nice. 359 00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:59,360 Speaker 1: Baker Mayfield, Oh so nice, the best, the star pupil. 360 00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:02,760 Speaker 1: I love that guy. Love Baker, Love the way he operates. 361 00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:09,000 Speaker 1: What the hell was that Thursday night? What was that? Like? That? 362 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:12,280 Speaker 1: That was the stupidest, dumbest plot of a movie ever, 363 00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:14,720 Speaker 1: And it's it was real And I'm watching the end 364 00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:17,480 Speaker 1: of the game and Al Michael's just sitting there going 365 00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:20,960 Speaker 1: Hollywood has a new leading man. It was like al 366 00:17:21,080 --> 00:17:22,919 Speaker 1: was halfway to Lake Placid, like he was he was 367 00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:25,399 Speaker 1: ready to drop the miracle on us again. It was 368 00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:28,840 Speaker 1: so great and so fun and I just listen I 369 00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:31,439 Speaker 1: used to This always sounds so patronized, but like, I 370 00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:33,720 Speaker 1: was really proud of Baker. I don't know him, I've 371 00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:35,760 Speaker 1: never met him, I've never interviewed him never ever. But 372 00:17:35,840 --> 00:17:37,720 Speaker 1: I'm proud of the guy. And he is on the 373 00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:39,359 Speaker 1: nice list at the top. He's up there with the 374 00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:41,480 Speaker 1: MVP candids. I love the guy so much. Great night 375 00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:43,760 Speaker 1: for him. There's so many people that love to hate him, 376 00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:45,679 Speaker 1: but they're really you can't deny that. There is like 377 00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:47,720 Speaker 1: some people that you meet, they just have a sparkle 378 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:51,119 Speaker 1: to them, and he's got that, like football sparkle is 379 00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:53,720 Speaker 1: like he can be atrocious sometimes and you're like, what 380 00:17:54,359 --> 00:17:56,720 Speaker 1: is going on? And then other times he like pulls 381 00:17:56,760 --> 00:17:59,080 Speaker 1: out something like this and you're like, this is the 382 00:17:59,119 --> 00:18:02,120 Speaker 1: reason why I watched sports, this is the reason why 383 00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:04,880 Speaker 1: I love football. So you can't knock him because he's 384 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:07,960 Speaker 1: the one. He's the one gifting these situations. He pulled 385 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:11,199 Speaker 1: the Browns out of absolutely nowhere and took them to 386 00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:14,240 Speaker 1: the people don't love him too, I love them. On 387 00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:17,040 Speaker 1: a personal note, Rachel, you'll relate to this a couple 388 00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:20,520 Speaker 1: of years ago, like two years ago, Baker Mayfield started 389 00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:22,360 Speaker 1: following me on Twitter and I was like, oh, that's 390 00:18:22,359 --> 00:18:24,720 Speaker 1: really cool. So I dropped him this note like hey man, 391 00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:27,280 Speaker 1: I'm a fan of yours. Thanks man, good luck. No response, 392 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:30,440 Speaker 1: And then, like over the last two years, like once 393 00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:33,480 Speaker 1: every six months, I've pathetically written him like a little note, 394 00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:35,800 Speaker 1: just like hey man, great game. You know they'd be 395 00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:39,520 Speaker 1: really impressed. You're the man never responds never, and so 396 00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:41,280 Speaker 1: if you go, if I go to dam them right now, 397 00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:46,080 Speaker 1: there's like five dms from me like stalker over the 398 00:18:46,119 --> 00:18:48,439 Speaker 1: last two years. And sure enough, when he beat the 399 00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:50,280 Speaker 1: Raiders the other night, I hit him a note. I'm like, 400 00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:52,040 Speaker 1: I'm just gonna keep doing it. I don't if you're 401 00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:53,720 Speaker 1: reading them, great, If you're not great, I don't even 402 00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:55,320 Speaker 1: need a response. I'm just a fan of yours and 403 00:18:55,359 --> 00:18:56,919 Speaker 1: I want you to know. But it's a kind of 404 00:18:56,920 --> 00:19:00,800 Speaker 1: a pathetic look over under six meth messages you've sent 405 00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:04,439 Speaker 1: him already, Push Push, I think it's a book. I 406 00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:07,119 Speaker 1: think it might be six, it might be five. But 407 00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:09,120 Speaker 1: the last one was just like, you know, I don't 408 00:19:09,119 --> 00:19:11,080 Speaker 1: want to get into I've already embarrassed myself enough, but 409 00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:14,240 Speaker 1: he won't respond. And I liked that he won't respond. 410 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:16,120 Speaker 1: I liked it that he's just dialed in. I don't 411 00:19:16,119 --> 00:19:17,600 Speaker 1: want him to respond to me. I'm some guy who's 412 00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:21,800 Speaker 1: never met but I support him and I apologize for nothing. Okay, 413 00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:24,760 Speaker 1: hold on Kyle, because I feel like I have to 414 00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:30,320 Speaker 1: send him nah okay and no response to Okay? Should 415 00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:33,280 Speaker 1: I read this? Should I read this? No response? I 416 00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:37,440 Speaker 1: don't think he follows me. Okay. This was um, this 417 00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:41,359 Speaker 1: was after he left Cleveland. This was my DM to Baker. 418 00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:45,840 Speaker 1: This is so embarrassing. I said, Hi, Baker, you made 419 00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:48,879 Speaker 1: the right move. Thank you for everything the past few years. 420 00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:50,600 Speaker 1: Can't wait to see where you go next. I'll be 421 00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:54,680 Speaker 1: a lifelong fan. Oh that's cute. That's like a letter 422 00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:56,920 Speaker 1: you send when you're a kid to like Debbie Gibson 423 00:19:57,040 --> 00:19:58,800 Speaker 1: or something like That's that's great. I love that. And 424 00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:00,880 Speaker 1: he didn't respond exactly. It's a letter that you write 425 00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:02,879 Speaker 1: when you're a child, not a thirty Wait, he doesn't 426 00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:06,560 Speaker 1: follow you, but you can still DM like sims. Yeah, 427 00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:08,600 Speaker 1: his dms. You're just like able to send to him 428 00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:11,639 Speaker 1: a little message. Well, no, wonder he doesn't. That tells 429 00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:14,640 Speaker 1: me that he probably like reads them if he has 430 00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:16,560 Speaker 1: that option, or maybe he's just never on Twitter and 431 00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:18,800 Speaker 1: doesn't know how to handle that. But I feel better 432 00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:20,680 Speaker 1: because now he hasn't read mine because there's too many. 433 00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:23,840 Speaker 1: It's not like he's seeing him ignoring him. It's unbelievable conversation. Yeah, 434 00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:25,520 Speaker 1: I'm glad I brought it up. I mean, you send 435 00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:30,080 Speaker 1: him six and I sent him one. So wait, I'm counting. No, Actually, 436 00:20:30,119 --> 00:20:33,160 Speaker 1: I hate to disappoint you. I've actually sent him. It's 437 00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:38,880 Speaker 1: it's actually it's Ali four. So much more dignified over 438 00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:43,120 Speaker 1: two years. Oh see, we're all just a bunch of fans. 439 00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:46,840 Speaker 1: We're all just a bunch of dorky fans. Okay, I 440 00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:50,359 Speaker 1: love football. Thanks Kabe. Merry Christmas. We will see you 441 00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:52,560 Speaker 1: next year. We'll get into uh, you know, our New 442 00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:54,880 Speaker 1: Year's resolutions and all those fun things. But until then, 443 00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:57,600 Speaker 1: happy holidays, love to the family. Thanks for joining our 444 00:20:57,640 --> 00:21:00,280 Speaker 1: pod this year. You're the best. Merry Christmas do you? 445 00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:03,119 Speaker 1: And I hope your old friend Whitney appreciates the sacrifice 446 00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:06,080 Speaker 1: you made. She she doesn't deserve you. Yeah, she owes 447 00:21:06,119 --> 00:21:11,240 Speaker 1: me fifty bucks from the charges. Okay, thanks Kab. We're 448 00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:15,359 Speaker 1: gonna have him back on the podcast next year, do iend? Okay, guys, 449 00:21:15,359 --> 00:21:16,439 Speaker 1: what do you think about? What if I just like 450 00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:19,520 Speaker 1: send Baker like a happy Holidays that Thursday football game 451 00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:21,400 Speaker 1: was great, like because now like his dms have probably 452 00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:23,800 Speaker 1: like calmed down, you know, like Kyle sent him a 453 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:25,720 Speaker 1: message last week. Whatever, I can get to the top 454 00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:27,880 Speaker 1: of the heap. I've waited for things to cool off. 455 00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:31,400 Speaker 1: Now I can slide back in shit. Um always, I'm 456 00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:33,280 Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna think about that. I'm gonna think about it. 457 00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:36,440 Speaker 1: Maybe maybe we'll craft together. We will craft the Ultimate DM, 458 00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:40,040 Speaker 1: the Ultimate Christmas DMUM on Thursday's pot on Friday's pod. 459 00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:43,320 Speaker 1: That'd be perfect. Okay, that sounds great. Guys, coming up, 460 00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:45,520 Speaker 1: we're gonna preview Thursday football and then I am opening 461 00:21:45,600 --> 00:22:00,399 Speaker 1: the DM, So don't go anyway. We'll get to secure. 462 00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:05,399 Speaker 1: That's right, baby. Um justin I think you need to 463 00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:07,320 Speaker 1: hop in here and tell the people what your girl 464 00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:09,439 Speaker 1: did this past weekend. Did she go four and now 465 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,560 Speaker 1: you went four? And no? On the Sunday games. We 466 00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:16,040 Speaker 1: all missed the Thursday game because we picked it on 467 00:22:16,119 --> 00:22:18,840 Speaker 1: Monday thinking that we didn't know Baker Mayfield was a 468 00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:21,440 Speaker 1: ram yet, so that was kind of not really fair, 469 00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:23,719 Speaker 1: but you went not fair, and to be honest, I 470 00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:26,760 Speaker 1: object because we also went on the pod and predicted 471 00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:30,399 Speaker 1: Baker's incredible success, So that should be a wash, should 472 00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:32,720 Speaker 1: almost should be a straight wash. Yeah. Yeah, we'll just 473 00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:34,879 Speaker 1: eliminate that one. I mean, we all picked it, so 474 00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:36,720 Speaker 1: it doesn't really change the record, but it makes it 475 00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:41,000 Speaker 1: to wash anyways. But yeah, four and no again, that's 476 00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:43,240 Speaker 1: like the third time this year you've had a perfect Sunday, 477 00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:45,480 Speaker 1: so it's pretty nice. Thank you, thank you. I believe 478 00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:47,120 Speaker 1: I did pick all favorites. No, I think I had 479 00:22:47,119 --> 00:22:49,200 Speaker 1: a I had an underdog in there, but I digress 480 00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:51,520 Speaker 1: Jets plus ten. That was a good killing it pick. 481 00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:55,840 Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you. There were some wonky games this weekend, um, 482 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,520 Speaker 1: but let's look ahead to Thursday night football. We got 483 00:22:58,520 --> 00:23:01,280 Speaker 1: the Seahawks versus the forty niners. I was actually gonna 484 00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:03,639 Speaker 1: go to this game. I was actually planning to go 485 00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:06,240 Speaker 1: to Seattle to watch this Thursday night football game because 486 00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:11,080 Speaker 1: a couple of weeks ago, Graver this game was looking noise. Yeah, 487 00:23:11,119 --> 00:23:14,760 Speaker 1: we had Gino going off. I put the forty nine 488 00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:17,040 Speaker 1: ers into my Super Bowl pick. I was like you 489 00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:19,639 Speaker 1: know what, Seattle is so close to Los Angeles. Let 490 00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:21,720 Speaker 1: me just hop up there real quick with some friends 491 00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:24,520 Speaker 1: and go to the Thursday night football game. Now it's 492 00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:30,520 Speaker 1: looking a little different. Seahawks have not been looking like 493 00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:35,159 Speaker 1: themselves since they went to Germany. Yeah, and I get it. 494 00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:37,800 Speaker 1: If you're a Seahawks fan, you're probably like, look, we 495 00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:40,119 Speaker 1: lost Russell Wilson at the beginning of the season. I 496 00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:44,680 Speaker 1: remember being like Gino Smith and who's their backup quarterback, 497 00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:47,520 Speaker 1: Drew Locke. I was like, what are you guys even doing? 498 00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:50,439 Speaker 1: And they've had a hell of a run. They've had 499 00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:52,399 Speaker 1: a hell of a season. So maybe Seahawks fans you 500 00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:54,159 Speaker 1: just sit back in the year just like grateful for 501 00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:56,160 Speaker 1: what you have. But I don't know. I think people 502 00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:57,920 Speaker 1: got a taste of that success and they were like, 503 00:23:57,960 --> 00:23:59,639 Speaker 1: what's going on with this team? They lost to the 504 00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:02,520 Speaker 1: panther on Sunday and then you look at the forty 505 00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:06,359 Speaker 1: nine ers, go brock Purty, go beating Tom Brady at home. 506 00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:11,240 Speaker 1: But Debo went out of the game. He literally twisted 507 00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:13,000 Speaker 1: his leg like gumby. I don't know if you saw that. 508 00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:14,960 Speaker 1: I had to look away. I had to be like, 509 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:18,840 Speaker 1: tell me when the injury is off the television. Apparently 510 00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:20,760 Speaker 1: it's a high ankle sprain. I don't know how he 511 00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:22,600 Speaker 1: got away with no broken bones, but he's got no 512 00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:26,080 Speaker 1: broken bones. So I'm still I'm gonna go to I'm 513 00:24:26,119 --> 00:24:28,560 Speaker 1: gonna go forty nine ers in this game. I know 514 00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:32,640 Speaker 1: that the Seahawks are at home, but I'm going forty 515 00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:35,719 Speaker 1: nine ers. I feel like brock Purty is still surrounded 516 00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:38,000 Speaker 1: by enough weapons that he doesn't have to, you know, 517 00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:41,080 Speaker 1: take over the world to win this game. And this 518 00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:44,080 Speaker 1: defense is still very, very solid. So I'm going forty 519 00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:45,760 Speaker 1: nine ers. What do you like in this one? So 520 00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:48,800 Speaker 1: I pulled up some stats here to kind of dive 521 00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:52,120 Speaker 1: deeper into this Seahawks streak that they're on there one 522 00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:55,320 Speaker 1: in three in their last four games, and the biggest 523 00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:59,840 Speaker 1: reason is because their run defense has been astoundingly bad. 524 00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:02,479 Speaker 1: I'm just gonna run off ratleoffs and numbers for you. 525 00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:04,879 Speaker 1: They played the Bucks in Munich. Bucks are last in 526 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:07,240 Speaker 1: the league in rushing at seventy three yards per game, 527 00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:09,840 Speaker 1: ran for one hundred and sixty one on the Seahawks. 528 00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:13,280 Speaker 1: That's eighty eight yards over their season average. The Raiders 529 00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:16,240 Speaker 1: ran for two hundred and eighty three yards, one hundred 530 00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:21,760 Speaker 1: and fifty five over their season average. The Rams thirtieth 531 00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:24,560 Speaker 1: in the league in rushing. The Rams ran for one 532 00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:27,760 Speaker 1: hundred and seventy one eighty five yards over their season average, 533 00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:31,040 Speaker 1: and the Panthers ran for two hundred and twenty three 534 00:25:31,119 --> 00:25:35,040 Speaker 1: yards yesterday, ninety eight yards over their season average. The 535 00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:40,080 Speaker 1: forty nine ers are a run first team with Christian McCaffrey. 536 00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:42,080 Speaker 1: They're currently ninth in the league and rushing at one 537 00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:44,520 Speaker 1: hundred thirty yards per game, but they've only had McCaffrey 538 00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:47,360 Speaker 1: a few weeks. I feel like this is just a 539 00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:51,520 Speaker 1: bad matchup for the Seahawks in general. I think Christian 540 00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:55,080 Speaker 1: McCaffrey's going off. I'm surprised this line is only three 541 00:25:55,119 --> 00:25:58,320 Speaker 1: and a half points. I think the nine you're cover comfortably. 542 00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:01,520 Speaker 1: Maybe that'll scoop up as we get through this week. 543 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:06,240 Speaker 1: But yeah, rip Seattle. I'm glad that I canceled my flight. Okay, 544 00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:08,240 Speaker 1: so that's Thursday Football. You guys can catch that on 545 00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:12,000 Speaker 1: Prime eight fifteen Eastern, and then we got Saturday Football. Baby. 546 00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:15,600 Speaker 1: Saturday Football returns to the NFL on December seventeenth. An 547 00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:19,320 Speaker 1: NFL Network is your home for an exclusive triple header. 548 00:26:19,359 --> 00:26:21,720 Speaker 1: The Cult take on the Vikings at one pm Eastern, 549 00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:24,280 Speaker 1: followed by Ravens Browns at four pm. That's always a 550 00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:27,840 Speaker 1: fun matchup. Then a huge divisional showdown in primetime is 551 00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:30,439 Speaker 1: the Dolphins battle the Bills at eight pm Eastern. That 552 00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:35,679 Speaker 1: is certainly very interesting post Sunday. It's a Saturday Showdown 553 00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:39,160 Speaker 1: triple header all day Saturday, December seventeenth, only on NFL Network, 554 00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:42,920 Speaker 1: constribing on n Plus. Okay, coming up after the break, 555 00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:44,879 Speaker 1: I am opening my DMS. I am getting to your 556 00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:48,760 Speaker 1: best and your worst Christmas presents and they are gnarly 557 00:26:49,359 --> 00:27:08,199 Speaker 1: the dunk go anywhere. This is safe space. Tell me 558 00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:15,959 Speaker 1: your dempest, darkest secrets dms now open. Okay, open the dms. 559 00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:19,160 Speaker 1: You guys sent in your best and worst Christmas presents 560 00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:21,800 Speaker 1: that you've ever received, and they are hilarious. I've been 561 00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:24,440 Speaker 1: laughing all morning at them. First once, I'm just gonna 562 00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:27,800 Speaker 1: rattle these off because I got so many different messages. 563 00:27:28,359 --> 00:27:31,840 Speaker 1: Worst gift. I was eight in nineteen ninety four and 564 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:36,680 Speaker 1: my estranged grandfather sent me Dances with Wolves on VHS. 565 00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:39,560 Speaker 1: I've never seen the movie Dances with Wolves, but if 566 00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:42,359 Speaker 1: I got any vhs from a strange grandfather. I'd be like, 567 00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:46,800 Speaker 1: what does this mean? I would have preferred a card 568 00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:52,880 Speaker 1: that said, Hi, I love that one. Best present soup cookbook. 569 00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:58,520 Speaker 1: You know where I stand on that worst present? This 570 00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:02,719 Speaker 1: is from the same person. Hot dog toaster, Tobias. Who 571 00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:06,600 Speaker 1: are you surrounding yourself with? Who are these people that's 572 00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:10,159 Speaker 1: getting you? Either or they love food and drop me 573 00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:14,520 Speaker 1: a link on that hot dog toaster? Baby it what's 574 00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:16,840 Speaker 1: the toaster for? Is it to toast the dog or 575 00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:19,640 Speaker 1: is it to toast the buns at bun toaster? Maybe 576 00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:23,560 Speaker 1: it's just like God compartments for each you know I've 577 00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:26,600 Speaker 1: seen giding me the hell up, Sign me the hell 578 00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:29,520 Speaker 1: up for that. We will do a DIY test on 579 00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:33,320 Speaker 1: this show with a hot dog toaster. Okay, next one. 580 00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:36,280 Speaker 1: My worst present was a ship in a bottle from 581 00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:40,920 Speaker 1: my girlfriend. I got her a necklace and flowers and chocolates. 582 00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:47,720 Speaker 1: She gets me a dang wooden ship. It's sweet. I 583 00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:49,880 Speaker 1: don't know, is it. How would you feel if you're 584 00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:53,160 Speaker 1: a loved one, You're getting them beautiful, You're going to Tiffany's, 585 00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:55,840 Speaker 1: You're getting them chocolates. You out of your way to like, 586 00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:58,400 Speaker 1: you know, build a beautiful bouquet of flowers, and she 587 00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:01,120 Speaker 1: gets you a ship in a bottle. It's not even 588 00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:04,120 Speaker 1: a ship that you can play with instiade of a bottle, mean, 589 00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:07,560 Speaker 1: but it looks Maybe it looks nice. Maybe it goes 590 00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:10,120 Speaker 1: with the decor of the home. I don't know. I'm 591 00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:14,600 Speaker 1: playing Devil's advocate. I'd still be upset. Even if I 592 00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:17,280 Speaker 1: lived on the coast and I had a fully like 593 00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:21,520 Speaker 1: um what even Grandma coast vibes, whatever that thing is, 594 00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:23,080 Speaker 1: Even if that was my whole vibe, and I got 595 00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:25,959 Speaker 1: a ship in a bottle, I'd still be upset about it. Okay, 596 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,360 Speaker 1: the best present I ever received my first pair of 597 00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:31,120 Speaker 1: glasses I received in the fourth grade, because I can 598 00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:35,240 Speaker 1: finally see the worst gift this person's ever received. My 599 00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:37,640 Speaker 1: first pair of glasses I received in the fourth grade 600 00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:43,000 Speaker 1: because the whole class roasted me. Oh poor thing. Okay, 601 00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:46,960 Speaker 1: this one was one of my favorites. In nineteen ninety four, 602 00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:50,760 Speaker 1: I absolutely harass my mom about getting me Donkey calling Country. 603 00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:54,200 Speaker 1: Leading up to Christmas, I would call Blockbuster every day 604 00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:55,800 Speaker 1: to see if it was in stock so I could 605 00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:59,000 Speaker 1: rent it. Finally, after living with a monster for weeks, 606 00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:01,560 Speaker 1: my mom caved and took it out of a cabinet 607 00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:03,360 Speaker 1: and gave it to me. All I did was play 608 00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:06,720 Speaker 1: the game for months, not too long after it was 609 00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:11,200 Speaker 1: announced that Full House was ending for years. I assumed 610 00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:14,040 Speaker 1: it was my fault for playing Donkey Kong instead of 611 00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:17,520 Speaker 1: watching for a week or two. Oh my gosh, this 612 00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:22,480 Speaker 1: poor kid, this person singlehandedly canceled Full House. They were 613 00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:27,080 Speaker 1: really counting on that one view each week, and that 614 00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:29,920 Speaker 1: was just sent them over the edge. I just gotta 615 00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:32,600 Speaker 1: say a Donkey Kong Country is maybe the best video 616 00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:35,880 Speaker 1: game ever. I love that game. I used to love 617 00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:37,400 Speaker 1: it too. I think I had a Donkey Kong game 618 00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:40,840 Speaker 1: on one of like the teeny tiny little Nintendos. Okay. 619 00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:43,400 Speaker 1: And then finally I was actually the gift giver and 620 00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:46,480 Speaker 1: was a bonehead. I was eighteen and gave my girlfriend 621 00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:50,040 Speaker 1: a Cindy Crawford makeup book and she was offended and 622 00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:55,640 Speaker 1: broke up with me. What that seems like? I don't know. 623 00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:58,280 Speaker 1: When you're like, when you're that young and somebody says like, 624 00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:02,000 Speaker 1: here I want you to like hot chick, here's how 625 00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:04,960 Speaker 1: you look like Sundry Crawford, I'd probably get upset too. 626 00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:09,720 Speaker 1: I refragile come on, I feel like there must have 627 00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:12,320 Speaker 1: been other things that happened that led to a rocky 628 00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:14,640 Speaker 1: road where this was the breaking point. Because if like 629 00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:18,640 Speaker 1: everything's perfect and this is the thing that ends your relationship, 630 00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:20,680 Speaker 1: that seems like a little extreme, like, maybe have a 631 00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:23,360 Speaker 1: conversation about it. First she got him a ship in 632 00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:26,400 Speaker 1: a bottle. He got her how to makeup book And 633 00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:30,120 Speaker 1: that was all she wrote, folks, that was all she wrote. 634 00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:33,920 Speaker 1: I'm keeping my dms open because these literally maybe chuckle 635 00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:36,800 Speaker 1: all morning. So if you didn't get the chance, send 636 00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:38,800 Speaker 1: me your best and your worst Christmas presents. I want 637 00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:40,800 Speaker 1: to hear about them. 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