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Speaker 1: It's difficult to do. Being grateful at all times. It's

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Speaker 1: it's hard to see that when things are not going

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Speaker 1: and in doing that, you don't It's hard to be grateful.

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Speaker 1: It's hard to be grateful in pain, and I know

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Speaker 1: it is. But here is the trick for me. This

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Speaker 1: I guess it takes practice to get here. It's not

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Speaker 1: What I've always had to say to myself and what

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Speaker 1: there's something I need to purge my life, of my body,

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Speaker 1: That's where I found the gratitude. I hope I'm explaining

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Speaker 1: But that's where you find the gratitude. The second part

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Speaker 1: Now that may not be the way you want it

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Speaker 1: But the great thing about God is he fires warning

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Speaker 1: You know eventually you're going to get caught doing whatever

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Speaker 1: But the first time, that close call, that was a

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Speaker 1: This is thus Steve Harvey Morning Show. Make no mistake

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Speaker 1: about it. Ain't no other one batter than this hill.

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Speaker 1: Let's get the stake start surely strong. Hey, Good morning, Steve,

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Speaker 1: kicking on over the caller for real, Good morning Steve, Hey, Chris,

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Speaker 1: morning Uncle, I'm here and the King of foolishness. Ladies,

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Speaker 1: and gentlemen. Nephew, Tommy, I love it. I love it,

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Speaker 1: but no, that's how you started. I love it. Let's

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Speaker 1: go kick this morning off. Yeah yeah, everything good? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: How about with you? How are you selling? I feel

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Speaker 1: me ask you something, man. How often you count your money? Though?

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Speaker 1: Like once a week once they're two weeks, you go

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Speaker 1: me crazy one time. Yeah, I just said, all right,

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Speaker 1: Deacon Patterson called him from the church. How you doing today,

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Speaker 1: Deacon Patterson? Yeah, you're doing fine. And you said, I'm

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Speaker 1: Uh that deacon, God blessing keep you because I tell

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Speaker 1: Oh well, I just want to check. No, baby, want

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Speaker 1: for me. Ever talk to you now. He walks away

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00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:30,720
Speaker 1: under his breath and he so he thinks, and he

423
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:37,680
Speaker 1: said he being a Husban answers crazy. And then she

424
00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:41,920
Speaker 1: follows him in the room. Oh yeah, she says, I

425
00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:47,000
Speaker 1: just have one question. I just I just have one

426
00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:51,880
Speaker 1: more question. Ask you. Why don't you want to talk

427
00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:54,560
Speaker 1: to me? What did I do? Yeah? What did I do?

428
00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:57,400
Speaker 1: Because I didn't do anything to you? Now you ain't

429
00:25:57,480 --> 00:25:59,439
Speaker 1: doing nothing. I just told you I had a long thing,

430
00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:01,040
Speaker 1: and you said you didn't want to talk. I said,

431
00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:02,600
Speaker 1: I'm gonna hear the kid, and you to follow me

432
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:07,679
Speaker 1: and ask me again one more thing. I got one

433
00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:16,600
Speaker 1: more thing to ask you, Columbo. Yeah, come on, well okay,

434
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:19,000
Speaker 1: so one more time under my breath. And I don't

435
00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:21,400
Speaker 1: think she can hear this. So I said to myself.

436
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:30,639
Speaker 1: This is helpful. Crazy. Oh I'm crazy. I'm crazy now

437
00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:35,320
Speaker 1: I'm crazy that I'm crazy, but I'm crazy. No, I

438
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:37,920
Speaker 1: ain't say he's crazy. I didn't say he was crazy.

439
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:40,960
Speaker 1: I'm crazy now I'm crazy. No, I said what I'm

440
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:43,880
Speaker 1: gonna shall you crazy? I'm a show crazy. I don't

441
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:48,159
Speaker 1: know what I said what I ain't saying this crazy now.

442
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:50,600
Speaker 1: I'm sure you know I said this crazy. You you

443
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:53,920
Speaker 1: want to see it? I'm sure to you what I'm

444
00:26:54,000 --> 00:27:00,000
Speaker 1: looking at? Wait what he's already looking at? Show me crazy?

445
00:27:03,359 --> 00:27:06,360
Speaker 1: Every man who's went his wife with gofferent lad when

446
00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:12,280
Speaker 1: you get at work? Okay, oh my god, that's it

447
00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:20,680
Speaker 1: right there. Nah we pretty much covering it. High. Yes,

448
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:25,680
Speaker 1: good job Jay, Yeah, yeah, you play Wifie very well,

449
00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:33,320
Speaker 1: very well. You're listening show. It is time for ask

450
00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:37,040
Speaker 1: the CLO. Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey, Ready for your

451
00:27:37,119 --> 00:27:40,480
Speaker 1: love questions? All right. This one's from Susannah in New York.

452
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:43,000
Speaker 1: She says, last night, my son told me the funniest

453
00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:46,679
Speaker 1: thing I've ever heard about his auntie. It's his father's sister,

454
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:50,880
Speaker 1: and she's very heavy chested, and she wears really good bras.

455
00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:54,680
Speaker 1: So they're always up high at attention. My son is

456
00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:57,040
Speaker 1: six and his auntie likes to give him a big

457
00:27:57,119 --> 00:28:00,800
Speaker 1: old bear hug. Well, last night he told me that

458
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,920
Speaker 1: he hates it when she grabs him because his faith

459
00:28:04,119 --> 00:28:06,560
Speaker 1: ends up in her bra and he said it is

460
00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:12,560
Speaker 1: always musty in there. He wants me to tell her

461
00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:15,640
Speaker 1: to stop hugging him. I will tell her to stop

462
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:19,520
Speaker 1: hugging him. But should I tell her? Why should I? Well,

463
00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:23,480
Speaker 1: first of all, you started this off wrong. You said

464
00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:27,320
Speaker 1: my son said to me, the funniest thing I've ever heard.

465
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:31,520
Speaker 1: That's not the funniest thing we've heard. I just wanted

466
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:35,879
Speaker 1: to point that out, and that damn funny. So I

467
00:28:36,119 --> 00:28:40,880
Speaker 1: was disappointed as the story unfolds. Yeah, you know, it's

468
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:43,360
Speaker 1: the funniest thing I've ever heard. I went, oh my god,

469
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:46,600
Speaker 1: this is gonna be good. It's musty in there. Well,

470
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:51,680
Speaker 1: you know he's six. That ain't the mustiest thing you've

471
00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:56,200
Speaker 1: ever smelled. So it's a lot of disappointment in this

472
00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:59,400
Speaker 1: whole set up. So I really don't have no advice

473
00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:01,840
Speaker 1: for her. The damn six year old, You're gonna get

474
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:04,480
Speaker 1: hugged whenever her big ass want to hug you. How

475
00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:06,840
Speaker 1: about that? That's what's gonna happen to you? Because you

476
00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:09,560
Speaker 1: six how many times I had to hug relatives I

477
00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:12,200
Speaker 1: didn't want to. You're gonna be getting them same hugs

478
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:17,360
Speaker 1: to you about twelve. Don't she need some powder up there? Now?

479
00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:21,520
Speaker 1: She gonna get bigger dog where she had. Now she

480
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:25,480
Speaker 1: gonna swell. She only gonna get bigger. And you can't

481
00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:27,960
Speaker 1: put powder in your cleavage and show it at the

482
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:36,719
Speaker 1: same time. Somebody, Yeah, it's not good for you. Okay,

483
00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:40,480
Speaker 1: so you heard them too talking, so you can't do that.

484
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:46,600
Speaker 1: I'm just thinking y'all have something to say about it.

485
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:52,719
Speaker 1: And I just noticed, you know, because it's gonna cake up.

486
00:29:53,160 --> 00:30:00,360
Speaker 1: She gonna look like corn starch on the baby. I'm power. Now,

487
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:05,360
Speaker 1: come on, let's go to it. Yeah, nobody, it's it's

488
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:15,760
Speaker 1: yeah some charges. Look at your uncle coming to your rescue.

489
00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:19,120
Speaker 1: All right. This is from Quirky and Charleston, South Carolina.

490
00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:22,280
Speaker 1: Quirky says, my fiance treats me like a queen, but

491
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:25,080
Speaker 1: I need him to try one thing for me. He

492
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:28,800
Speaker 1: has strong Christian values, but he finally gave in and

493
00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:31,800
Speaker 1: we've been having pre marital sex. I feel like if

494
00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:34,960
Speaker 1: we're going to have sex, we should do everything. He

495
00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:39,000
Speaker 1: won't do everything. Though I've put chocolate sauce on it,

496
00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:43,160
Speaker 1: worn edible cherry flavored underwear, and he still says he's

497
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:46,360
Speaker 1: not going down there. I do it for him. So

498
00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:50,120
Speaker 1: what's the problem? Uh? Is there something that if you

499
00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:56,280
Speaker 1: think he will consider doing after we get married? Wow? Way,

500
00:30:56,400 --> 00:31:01,280
Speaker 1: way were you disappointed in that? I have a hanswer

501
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:05,480
Speaker 1: for her. First of all, quirky wanna get quirky. So

502
00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:10,520
Speaker 1: let's just start that quirky. I want to get quirky. Now,

503
00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:16,600
Speaker 1: I don't listen to me. I know every boy has

504
00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:20,560
Speaker 1: said when he first found out about that, he would

505
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:24,360
Speaker 1: never do that. Every boy has said that when they

506
00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:29,240
Speaker 1: first found that. I ain't gonna do that. My brother

507
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:35,920
Speaker 1: told me, keep living food, he saying, quis saying what

508
00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:40,560
Speaker 1: you ain't gonna ever do? My brother told me, he said, boy,

509
00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:49,640
Speaker 1: you don't understand how good it is? A question? Move on?

510
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:53,080
Speaker 1: Do you do you enjoy your job? Do you enjoy

511
00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:55,800
Speaker 1: working here? Because you won't be you keep it up?

512
00:31:57,840 --> 00:32:04,080
Speaker 1: So anyway, anyway, anyway, I don't know how old you are, man.

513
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:08,680
Speaker 1: But like I said, every boy has said it when

514
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:12,600
Speaker 1: they first heard about it. Oh, I ain't gonna do that.

515
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:17,520
Speaker 1: Every boy I know that ever said it, don't done it.

516
00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:24,840
Speaker 1: Check look forward old heights. You go okay. I think

517
00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:28,360
Speaker 1: you've answered that sufficiently. Thank you. Moving on? He gonna

518
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:32,840
Speaker 1: have on a mon? Did you just hear what I said?

519
00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:36,360
Speaker 1: We are moving on? Every finish tell me be quiet.

520
00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:41,600
Speaker 1: Reese and Lansing, Michigan says, all my life, all my life,

521
00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:50,800
Speaker 1: to fight, Oh my life. Jelacy Jeldas Jelday Junior, All

522
00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:54,160
Speaker 1: my life. I've been a hard sleeper, and I used

523
00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:57,000
Speaker 1: to wake up mornings and my husband would have slept

524
00:32:57,040 --> 00:32:59,600
Speaker 1: on the couch all night. Well, last weekend I had

525
00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:01,560
Speaker 1: a stump ache, so I was up in the middle

526
00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:04,200
Speaker 1: of the night. My husband wasn't in bed or in

527
00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:06,640
Speaker 1: the den. I looked outside and he was sitting in

528
00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:09,520
Speaker 1: a woman's car. He jumped out and told her to

529
00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:14,440
Speaker 1: drive off. His pants were unzipped, and he said it

530
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:17,080
Speaker 1: was a coincidence and she was a former car worker

531
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:20,040
Speaker 1: that needed advice. What do you think would have gone

532
00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:22,480
Speaker 1: down if I hadn't walked out when I did? It

533
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:27,960
Speaker 1: was two thirty am, By the way, Should I believe him? Well?

534
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:34,080
Speaker 1: Good thing your stomach up? Oh you'd never found out.

535
00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:39,200
Speaker 1: See behind every pain there is a little gift. So

536
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:42,520
Speaker 1: your stomach was just to up. You're trying to go

537
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:44,840
Speaker 1: to the bathroom. You look outside. He's sitting in the

538
00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:48,520
Speaker 1: car with a woman giving advice with his pass down.

539
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:55,720
Speaker 1: They were just a zipp I've given advice when my

540
00:33:55,920 --> 00:34:05,080
Speaker 1: pass down too. Lots of it should instruction and not advice. Yeah,

541
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:12,239
Speaker 1: sound like it wasn't instructions and not advice. All right,

542
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:17,880
Speaker 1: we gotta go. Thank you. You're listening to time now

543
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:21,480
Speaker 1: for a round of would you rather would you rather

544
00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:28,200
Speaker 1: mentally or physically never age never age? Would you rather

545
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:32,680
Speaker 1: mentally never age or physically never Well, well, what depends

546
00:34:32,719 --> 00:34:35,840
Speaker 1: on from where you're talking about. I mean, like, for

547
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:40,680
Speaker 1: like right now, if I could just physically not age anymore,

548
00:34:40,719 --> 00:34:44,520
Speaker 1: I would take yea, I want to mentally age. That's

549
00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:49,440
Speaker 1: cool because I'm playing on knowing more. Yeah, Timmy, you

550
00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:55,360
Speaker 1: might want to you don't answer my answer, I don't answer.

551
00:34:56,239 --> 00:34:58,439
Speaker 1: You might want to go with me, though I'd rather

552
00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:05,520
Speaker 1: not answer my answer her own. We might try to

553
00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:12,439
Speaker 1: see if maybe it's inches somewhere. Goodness, what I say

554
00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:22,279
Speaker 1: not to say? That's when out picking up two three

555
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:27,200
Speaker 1: incheswe he got to take that he got to take

556
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:31,000
Speaker 1: that shot, it would be it would be physically, surely,

557
00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:37,879
Speaker 1: pysically I'm going, I'm going mentally mentally, I'm not doing

558
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:42,320
Speaker 1: well with the body I got. I'm just gonna go

559
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:48,920
Speaker 1: with b. When you're working out junior, you were, yeah, yeah,

560
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:54,840
Speaker 1: it ain't changing the man. You want to know something, Man,

561
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:58,319
Speaker 1: he got a point. Man, I'm working out eating right.

562
00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:00,879
Speaker 1: It just ain't dropping fast enough for me. I don't

563
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:05,400
Speaker 1: even know what the hell it is. I'm sick of

564
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:08,799
Speaker 1: them them prepared meals. That's what's driving me crazy. Man.

565
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:10,839
Speaker 1: But didn't you send the pitch out of you got

566
00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:17,000
Speaker 1: your high school jacket on? Well? But see right there?

567
00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:19,120
Speaker 1: Or who got that? Jack? Who wear that jacket? That?

568
00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:21,239
Speaker 1: Don't say much? Right? It ain't nothing were wearing. Hell,

569
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:23,600
Speaker 1: I can't wear nothing I wore with high school nothing,

570
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:31,440
Speaker 1: d jacket, strap, shoe, sock. I cain't wear nothing. I

571
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:34,920
Speaker 1: waited one hundred and forty seven pounds. I can't wear

572
00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:38,600
Speaker 1: nothing I had on in high school. I don't even

573
00:36:38,719 --> 00:36:42,359
Speaker 1: want to the change you go in high school? Can

574
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:45,200
Speaker 1: you wear them? The what the change around your neck?

575
00:36:45,239 --> 00:36:47,080
Speaker 1: Can you wear to change your head? And tell them

576
00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:51,960
Speaker 1: money for no damn change, you can change. I had

577
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:59,560
Speaker 1: a handbone, a handbone, check jewelry. Dog. I don't even

578
00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:04,640
Speaker 1: have a watch. Oh man, I swear to God, I swear,

579
00:37:04,719 --> 00:37:06,160
Speaker 1: I swear to God. I don't I don't even have

580
00:37:06,239 --> 00:37:10,080
Speaker 1: a watch. Dog Is that I don't even have? Yeah? Man,

581
00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:12,880
Speaker 1: everything I couldn't do. I can't have a car. I

582
00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:16,359
Speaker 1: couldn't have no watch. I got watches and call. All right,

583
00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:20,239
Speaker 1: Well that's it for this round of would rather you're

584
00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:25,960
Speaker 1: listening to show? All right, Jay, it is time for

585
00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:30,200
Speaker 1: comedy roulette. Here we go with comedy roulette. Very simple.

586
00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:33,160
Speaker 1: Give us five subjects, put them on a wheel. Bund

587
00:37:33,239 --> 00:37:37,800
Speaker 1: the wheel. Say it with me, Sherley, fund wheel, fund

588
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:40,080
Speaker 1: the wheel. We're not gonna spend it. We're gonna spund

589
00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:43,040
Speaker 1: the wheel. When stop it, we'll do the damn thing.

590
00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:45,640
Speaker 1: What you got? All right, here we go. Number one,

591
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:48,600
Speaker 1: you know you can go to jail for that. That's

592
00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:56,560
Speaker 1: a one ye. Number two, Number two, you need to

593
00:37:56,600 --> 00:38:02,879
Speaker 1: cut that off. Maybe cut that off, okay. Number three,

594
00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:05,600
Speaker 1: I don't know what she looks like without a wig

595
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:12,279
Speaker 1: or I don't know. Number four, really, jake, Number four,

596
00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:19,680
Speaker 1: get your butt out of my refers. And number five.

597
00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:22,600
Speaker 1: You know you went too far with the joke. When

598
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:32,680
Speaker 1: we go baby mint cat, fronnet cat, what's your look

599
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:40,040
Speaker 1: last day? Oh? It stopped to number five? You know

600
00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:42,799
Speaker 1: you went too far with the joke. That's a good one,

601
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:46,919
Speaker 1: all right, guys know you went to know you went

602
00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:50,800
Speaker 1: too far with the joke when that that that that

603
00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:54,160
Speaker 1: that you know you went too far with your joke.

604
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:56,799
Speaker 1: When you see the fruit talking to you and said,

605
00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:59,319
Speaker 1: my brother, can I speak to you about that joke?

606
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:08,800
Speaker 1: They my brother, we have a toma. You need to

607
00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:21,160
Speaker 1: really stop, friends, John, it's surrounded by boat surround. You

608
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:24,560
Speaker 1: know you went too far with the joke. When oh,

609
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:28,080
Speaker 1: it's very simple when Shirley call fake up because when

610
00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:32,160
Speaker 1: we don't went too far joke, they won't never let

611
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:36,200
Speaker 1: them go far. Can't go to y'all stop that every

612
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:43,799
Speaker 1: day nothing, when y'all you know you didn't went too

613
00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:45,839
Speaker 1: far with the joke. When your wife pack a bag

614
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:51,600
Speaker 1: and said I'll be at my mama. All right, come on,

615
00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:56,319
Speaker 1: you know you don't went too far with the joke.

616
00:39:56,520 --> 00:40:07,360
Speaker 1: When all your friends say damn, yeah, damn. Do you

617
00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:10,080
Speaker 1: know you know I went too far with your joke?

618
00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:14,120
Speaker 1: When someone says he's not looking at you because he's blind.

619
00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:22,480
Speaker 1: How about that? Keep flying, That's why I'm not looking

620
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:27,200
Speaker 1: at him. Dog, I'm over here. I'll tell you know

621
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:29,480
Speaker 1: when you went too far with the joke. If you

622
00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:47,319
Speaker 1: telling joke the only one lad wrote it. Yeah, come on, now,

623
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:50,399
Speaker 1: you know you didn't went too far with the joke

624
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:53,080
Speaker 1: when the person sitting in the audience say I'm on

625
00:40:53,320 --> 00:41:03,880
Speaker 1: my way up down you far with you know you

626
00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:07,320
Speaker 1: don't went too far with the joke. When she says, no,

627
00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:17,920
Speaker 1: I'm not expecting a baby. Whoa, whoa, I got one

628
00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:19,920
Speaker 1: in Steve, all right, you know you went too far

629
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Speaker 1: with your joke when you tell a joke and you

630
00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:25,600
Speaker 1: go is this thing on and the audience, yes, it's on.

631
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:33,759
Speaker 1: We can hear you. It's just not funny. Wow, come

632
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:35,920
Speaker 1: on see if you want to close it out. You

633
00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:40,240
Speaker 1: know you went too far with the joke when nobody

634
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:43,960
Speaker 1: laughs and your response in the mic was it was

635
00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:53,040
Speaker 1: funny when I wrote all right you Temmy, Thanks guys.

636
00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:55,719
Speaker 1: As always, every Timmy has a prank phone call coming

637
00:41:55,800 --> 00:42:05,640
Speaker 1: up right after this. I'll be outside you're listening, coming

638
00:42:05,719 --> 00:42:07,440
Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour. Right about four

639
00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:11,080
Speaker 1: minutes after Today's Strawberry letter. But up next, nephew Tommy

640
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:14,239
Speaker 1: right here with today's frank phone call. What you got

641
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:23,240
Speaker 1: Neff Raymond in the closet, Steve's all time favorite, Raymond

642
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:39,239
Speaker 1: greatest in the damn prank. That's your goat. All right,

643
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:44,160
Speaker 1: let's go catch up. Hello, Hello, Hey, whoa can you

644
00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:48,200
Speaker 1: hear me? You're a ball? Who's there? This RAYMONDE? I

645
00:42:48,239 --> 00:42:51,360
Speaker 1: can't hear you. Who this is? Raymonds? Speak up? I

646
00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:57,680
Speaker 1: can't hear you. Who is this? Raymond? Raymond? Raymond roond

647
00:42:57,719 --> 00:43:02,719
Speaker 1: This my sister Ronda brother. Uh, yes, what's up? What's up? Man?

648
00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:06,400
Speaker 1: What's up? Somebody them broke in the house, taking the

649
00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:08,520
Speaker 1: house right now. I'm in there. Hold on, hold on,

650
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:10,840
Speaker 1: hold on, man, I damn, I batter. Can't hear what

651
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:15,400
Speaker 1: you're saying. Somebody the why somebody them broken house? But

652
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:18,360
Speaker 1: why they hear you're whispering because they're in the house

653
00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:21,279
Speaker 1: right now. I'm wait a minute, Wait a minute. You're

654
00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:25,200
Speaker 1: saying somebody there broken the house and they steal in there. Somebody.

655
00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:29,320
Speaker 1: I'm broken the house. I'm getting the house now. Hold on,

656
00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:32,080
Speaker 1: wait a minute, you're saying somebody that broke it to

657
00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:35,320
Speaker 1: you damn house and they steal in there. Yes, what

658
00:43:35,719 --> 00:43:38,080
Speaker 1: you're doing? See nothing there? Why you ain't called the police.

659
00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:41,600
Speaker 1: I'm in the closet. I'm in the closet and I'm

660
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:44,680
Speaker 1: trying to get somebody to hold on, hold on, Well,

661
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:48,840
Speaker 1: I don't know what to do. Man. You're saying, somebody

662
00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:55,960
Speaker 1: in the house, in your damn house. White Now, just okay,

663
00:43:56,719 --> 00:43:58,759
Speaker 1: where you live at? Where you live at? I'm out

664
00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:01,520
Speaker 1: thirty six because I'm at thirty two and a half.

665
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:06,680
Speaker 1: You know what? Hold on after the call the lost? Wait? Wait, wait, wait, wait, man,

666
00:44:06,719 --> 00:44:10,600
Speaker 1: you know what what? Wait a minute? Don't call them? Please,

667
00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:13,680
Speaker 1: you've seen you to the hold somebody for else. You know,

668
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:15,439
Speaker 1: people gonna kill you and you're talking about you don't

669
00:44:15,480 --> 00:44:19,880
Speaker 1: want them arrest it. We got some illegal stuff. Don't

670
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:23,960
Speaker 1: call nobody. Don't wait a minute? Wait wait, nah, you're

671
00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:27,520
Speaker 1: saying hold on. You're saying, don't call the damn loss.

672
00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:29,480
Speaker 1: You have to go to the house. Don't call them

673
00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:33,520
Speaker 1: because week they got it. That's a Nickels in the

674
00:44:33,719 --> 00:44:41,080
Speaker 1: hold doing. Man, what you got, man, you know what?

675
00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:45,480
Speaker 1: It's bad? Don you know what you're seen? Your up

676
00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:48,440
Speaker 1: in there. That's probably while they're in the house. Now

677
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:50,840
Speaker 1: you have set you up in the house, got you

678
00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:54,520
Speaker 1: in there there, that's I guarantee you that what you

679
00:44:54,640 --> 00:45:02,239
Speaker 1: what you got in there? And you know what, man,

680
00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:03,640
Speaker 1: let me tell you something. I'm gonna tell you the

681
00:45:03,719 --> 00:45:06,359
Speaker 1: best thing to do, even though the people in your

682
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:08,799
Speaker 1: house right now you need the jumpers. Let me call

683
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:10,839
Speaker 1: the man you need to. Let me call the damn

684
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:12,600
Speaker 1: Low because I'm gonna tell you right now you can't

685
00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:16,560
Speaker 1: get don't do that. I'm gonna put you know what, man,

686
00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:20,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you. Don't call them. You'll say down now.

687
00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:22,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you now I get called the Low.

688
00:45:22,719 --> 00:45:24,879
Speaker 1: I'm calling Low. Hold on, I can get my wife

689
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:27,719
Speaker 1: the call right now. Don't call the police. Don't call

690
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:38,640
Speaker 1: them because it's too much leigga my wife do Man.

691
00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:40,880
Speaker 1: But I'm gonna tell you something, honest, I can't do it.

692
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:42,920
Speaker 1: Thank you, dame for to go down there now. I'm

693
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:45,080
Speaker 1: gonna tell you something. I could cut this foods con

694
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:47,600
Speaker 1: telling me don't even call the damn Low. You know what,

695
00:45:47,719 --> 00:45:49,360
Speaker 1: man looking herd dog called. To be honest with you,

696
00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:52,000
Speaker 1: I'm I ain't gonna go down there. I'm gonna tell

697
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,560
Speaker 1: you right down now, you know what the first thing

698
00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:56,560
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you now Now, I ain't gonna take

699
00:45:56,600 --> 00:45:59,160
Speaker 1: my down there first of us. They may be tapping

700
00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:01,680
Speaker 1: my damn lying and I ain't got to do with this.

701
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:06,920
Speaker 1: You're gonna gett Listen, man, look, I could call it

702
00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:09,600
Speaker 1: now one one they did. Look, go ahead and call

703
00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:11,799
Speaker 1: them because you know what, You're gonna get your kid

704
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:14,320
Speaker 1: out now and they don't know who you are. I

705
00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:16,040
Speaker 1: bitch man, you know what? And I ain't gonna steal

706
00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:18,239
Speaker 1: on this one you so they can find out you

707
00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:21,520
Speaker 1: know what, don't It's like call the lot. I ain't

708
00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:24,120
Speaker 1: getting that. I ain't, man, you must get that fool.

709
00:46:24,120 --> 00:46:25,640
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna get an out one, so I'm gonna

710
00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:27,680
Speaker 1: call you what you can do dot I call it

711
00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:29,880
Speaker 1: low I for they have my wife right now. You

712
00:46:29,960 --> 00:46:31,560
Speaker 1: know what. You may not like it now, but you

713
00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:33,160
Speaker 1: appreciate me later because you know when you put to

714
00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:35,120
Speaker 1: get your monk heads waiting a minute, wait a minute,

715
00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:40,319
Speaker 1: just west, but I think the sign I think, man,

716
00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:43,200
Speaker 1: you know this is some crazy got you to set

717
00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:48,839
Speaker 1: your say nothing. I'm gonna call you shook up for one.

718
00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:53,480
Speaker 1: Don't get what I say setting up my month calling

719
00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:57,399
Speaker 1: the damn low, damn fool, you better keep your monk

720
00:46:57,440 --> 00:46:59,640
Speaker 1: heads in that closet. I'm gonna tell you right now,

721
00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:01,480
Speaker 1: you're damn food. You walk out because I'm gonna tell

722
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:03,719
Speaker 1: you not. They show gonna kill your stupid man. You

723
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:05,440
Speaker 1: know what. I ain't gonna lie to you. Man. The

724
00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:07,920
Speaker 1: only thing I can tell you, damn, I'm called a law.

725
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:09,840
Speaker 1: You finna go down, and I'm gonna tell you not,

726
00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:11,759
Speaker 1: I ain't going down with I don't know why you

727
00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:14,160
Speaker 1: really even call me unless you want some help, because

728
00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:15,640
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now, I ain'twer the jump

729
00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:19,239
Speaker 1: of the eyes myself nor my damn family. Only thing

730
00:47:19,239 --> 00:47:20,839
Speaker 1: I can do I can help you out in one way.

731
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:23,399
Speaker 1: I'm called the law. Now. My wife's got a cell phone.

732
00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:25,880
Speaker 1: What you want me to do? Will you get me?

733
00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:28,880
Speaker 1: You must be a damn fool. I'm not hell. I

734
00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:31,799
Speaker 1: ain't going down, but I ain't going you know what. Man?

735
00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:35,279
Speaker 1: Look look I can't get it in there, and my

736
00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:37,040
Speaker 1: wife did otre to count the police. I'm gonna kill

737
00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:39,759
Speaker 1: you right now. They're frenna calm, can't you can you?

738
00:47:40,239 --> 00:47:44,040
Speaker 1: Can you hear me? I can hear you your damn mouth,

739
00:47:44,160 --> 00:47:48,799
Speaker 1: shut up? Shut you shut your damn mouth right now.

740
00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:52,480
Speaker 1: Can you hear me? Shut out? I don't know when

741
00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:55,319
Speaker 1: the how, that's why they shoot the shot him. Don't

742
00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:59,480
Speaker 1: peek out that damn dope. Can I say something? Man,

743
00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:02,279
Speaker 1: you need to ship your damn most o. This is

744
00:48:02,520 --> 00:48:05,920
Speaker 1: nephew timming from the Steve Harvey More to show you

745
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:11,120
Speaker 1: know what you just got pranked by? Man, y'all? Just you,

746
00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:23,120
Speaker 1: y'all some dirty I do dare well? Man, do you

747
00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:28,759
Speaker 1: just got pranked by your boy? Win? Damn man? I'm

748
00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:32,120
Speaker 1: sweating like hey, sitting up in his damn house with

749
00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:34,560
Speaker 1: drawns Ooh, man, you sit up here. I want to

750
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:36,880
Speaker 1: play with the man. Look at here, boy, I'm sweating

751
00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:40,239
Speaker 1: like here. Why are you sweating? It was for the

752
00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:41,920
Speaker 1: dock because I damn shot when should have come down

753
00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:43,880
Speaker 1: to the house. That's a show. I know you weren't

754
00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:47,840
Speaker 1: coming to the I heard it in your voice. I say, okay,

755
00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:51,359
Speaker 1: you know what. He ain't coming to get me. Man.

756
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:53,239
Speaker 1: I'm sit up here right now, Man, I might need

757
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:57,359
Speaker 1: to take on some work board up in here. Hey,

758
00:48:57,480 --> 00:49:00,600
Speaker 1: let me ask you something, man, what is the baddest

759
00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:04,920
Speaker 1: radio show in the land. Can't be nobody but the

760
00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:09,560
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey's Morning show with that other that nephew Thomy

761
00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:14,680
Speaker 1: with It's crazy. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah

762
00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:25,120
Speaker 1: yeah yeah yeah. Are you talking about Rhonda Brother? Black women? Women? Wait? Women?

763
00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:34,319
Speaker 1: They were Yeah? Man, you lying, shut you damn out shut.

764
00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:39,440
Speaker 1: You're gonna You're gonna get your more cass killed right now.

765
00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:43,359
Speaker 1: Listen to what you want me to do. I'm calling law.

766
00:49:44,239 --> 00:49:46,879
Speaker 1: But that's all I can do. I ain't coming down there.

767
00:49:47,239 --> 00:49:50,080
Speaker 1: I ain't coming down there. I ain't got nothing to

768
00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:53,239
Speaker 1: do with this hill. I'm calling law. What you want

769
00:49:53,320 --> 00:50:01,480
Speaker 1: me to do? What value Brenda? What you want me

770
00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:04,080
Speaker 1: to do? I still know how you come up with him, Tommy,

771
00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:06,680
Speaker 1: I really doubt left side. Surely, let me explain itself

772
00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:08,439
Speaker 1: to you. A lot of people use the right side

773
00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:13,480
Speaker 1: of the brain. Yeah, I use the majority of the time, okay,

774
00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:16,439
Speaker 1: And that's where all the creative stuff is on the left.

775
00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:17,880
Speaker 1: And a lot of people don't know that. A lot

776
00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:19,960
Speaker 1: of people don't know how to go there and use

777
00:50:20,080 --> 00:50:22,680
Speaker 1: that side. Some people are just stuck on the right.

778
00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:24,360
Speaker 1: And then you know, I'm just happen to be blessed

779
00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:28,520
Speaker 1: like that. Well, thank you for breaking that down in

780
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:37,719
Speaker 1: your brain to the left okay, Tommy, everything he does

781
00:50:37,920 --> 00:50:42,040
Speaker 1: in his brain to the left. That all right, thank you,

782
00:50:42,239 --> 00:50:45,879
Speaker 1: left brained people. Coming up next, Strawberry Letter. We'll get

783
00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:52,560
Speaker 1: into it. You're listening to Time now for today's Strawberry Letter.

784
00:50:52,719 --> 00:50:56,720
Speaker 1: And if you need advice on relationships, on dating, on sex,

785
00:50:56,880 --> 00:51:00,400
Speaker 1: on parenting, on work, and more, please a met your

786
00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:04,600
Speaker 1: Strawberry letter to Steve Harvey FM and click submit Strawberry Letter.

787
00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:07,959
Speaker 1: We could be reading your letter on the air live,

788
00:51:08,120 --> 00:51:10,319
Speaker 1: just like we're gonna read this one right here, right now.

789
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:14,640
Speaker 1: That's for you, Jay Anthony Brown, bug it up, hold

790
00:51:14,719 --> 00:51:16,400
Speaker 1: on tight, we got it full you here. It is

791
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:23,399
Speaker 1: a Strawberry letter. All right everyone, here's the subject. One

792
00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:34,360
Speaker 1: of my side pieces is stressing me out. Stephen Shirley.

793
00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:37,719
Speaker 1: I am a successful executive and my job involves a

794
00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:40,520
Speaker 1: lot of travel. I've been married for twenty years, but

795
00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:43,200
Speaker 1: for the last five years, my wife has had some

796
00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:47,400
Speaker 1: medical issues and she's gained a lot of weight. At first,

797
00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:49,960
Speaker 1: she tried to keep her weight down, but then she

798
00:51:50,160 --> 00:51:52,640
Speaker 1: just let herself go and she's not happy with herself,

799
00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:55,840
Speaker 1: so she stopped having sex with me. I did a

800
00:51:56,000 --> 00:52:00,200
Speaker 1: very selfish thing and started seeing other women, and I

801
00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:03,239
Speaker 1: am on work trips. At one time, I had four

802
00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:07,680
Speaker 1: different side pieces in four different states. They are all

803
00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:11,040
Speaker 1: great women, but they don't hold a candle to my wife,

804
00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:14,399
Speaker 1: so I knew I was wrong. Three of them used

805
00:52:14,480 --> 00:52:16,719
Speaker 1: me for money and dinners when I was in town,

806
00:52:16,880 --> 00:52:19,719
Speaker 1: and that was fine with me. But one of my

807
00:52:19,880 --> 00:52:22,440
Speaker 1: side pieces fell in love with me and wanted me

808
00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:25,279
Speaker 1: to leave my wife for her. I told her that

809
00:52:25,360 --> 00:52:28,279
Speaker 1: would never happen, and she lost it and screamed and

810
00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:32,200
Speaker 1: cried and stormed out of my hotel. The next day,

811
00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:35,400
Speaker 1: she showed up at my corporate office and told the

812
00:52:35,480 --> 00:52:39,000
Speaker 1: receptionist she needed to see me. It was an emergency.

813
00:52:39,600 --> 00:52:43,480
Speaker 1: She burst into the conference room and acted a complete fool.

814
00:52:45,520 --> 00:52:59,760
Speaker 1: You slow down, okay, okay, down, youthday, it's just a letter.

815
00:53:03,520 --> 00:53:11,480
Speaker 1: What the hell is going on? Yeah, okay, okay, I'll

816
00:53:11,520 --> 00:53:15,759
Speaker 1: slow down, okay, all right, Uh I did it. I'll

817
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:18,360
Speaker 1: start here. I did a very selfish thing and started

818
00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:23,480
Speaker 1: seeing other women while I am on work trip. I

819
00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:29,440
Speaker 1: told her, okay, I like this line. Three of them

820
00:53:29,560 --> 00:53:32,040
Speaker 1: use me for money and dinners when I was in town,

821
00:53:32,120 --> 00:53:33,840
Speaker 1: and that was fine with me. But one of my

822
00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:39,320
Speaker 1: side piece. But one of my side pieces fell in

823
00:53:39,440 --> 00:53:42,200
Speaker 1: love with me and wanted me to leave my wife

824
00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:48,360
Speaker 1: for her. It's okay, all right. I told her that

825
00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:51,840
Speaker 1: would never happen, and she lost it and screamed and

826
00:53:52,080 --> 00:53:56,839
Speaker 1: cried and stormed out of my hotel. The next day,

827
00:53:58,440 --> 00:54:01,759
Speaker 1: she showed up at my corp red office and told

828
00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:07,760
Speaker 1: the receptionist she needed to see me. It was an emergency.

829
00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:18,239
Speaker 1: Why don't let you? She bursted into the conference room

830
00:54:18,360 --> 00:54:21,759
Speaker 1: and acted a complete fool. And she burst into the

831
00:54:21,880 --> 00:54:25,920
Speaker 1: conference room, into the conference room and acted a complete fool,

832
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:33,600
Speaker 1: Steve in front of the heads of my company. Supervisor, damn,

833
00:54:33,840 --> 00:54:37,560
Speaker 1: let that marinate for a minute, because all the fellows

834
00:54:37,560 --> 00:54:45,560
Speaker 1: that Carla, they don't. They don't have a security that

835
00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:47,839
Speaker 1: can keep a crazy woman out. It just don't. They

836
00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:55,520
Speaker 1: haven't been Steve. Breathe, guys, breathe. Okay, my boss is

837
00:54:55,520 --> 00:54:59,200
Speaker 1: in here. Yeah. Yeah. She burst into the conference room

838
00:54:59,239 --> 00:55:01,200
Speaker 1: and acted a complete full in front of the heads

839
00:55:01,200 --> 00:55:04,160
Speaker 1: of my company. They knew she was not my wife,

840
00:55:05,680 --> 00:55:08,960
Speaker 1: so they ushered her out and told me to get

841
00:55:09,080 --> 00:55:16,560
Speaker 1: my personal affairs in order. Huh huh. I tried to

842
00:55:16,640 --> 00:55:19,279
Speaker 1: call her, and when I did, I found out she

843
00:55:19,400 --> 00:55:23,600
Speaker 1: blocked my number and blocked me from her social media accounts.

844
00:55:25,239 --> 00:55:28,440
Speaker 1: She left a note at my hotel saying that she

845
00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:30,719
Speaker 1: might have to pop up in my hometown to meet

846
00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:35,520
Speaker 1: my wife and have a talk with her. That's where

847
00:55:35,560 --> 00:55:42,879
Speaker 1: I was gonna stop on my own. Uh, the hell

848
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:53,640
Speaker 1: is you outside? For? All right? I'll continue. I have

849
00:55:53,840 --> 00:55:57,000
Speaker 1: prayed and prayed about it, and I think the best

850
00:55:57,040 --> 00:56:00,800
Speaker 1: thing to do. No, you're not gonna like this line, Steve.

851
00:56:05,719 --> 00:56:09,200
Speaker 1: All Right, Okay, I've prayed and prayed about it, and

852
00:56:09,280 --> 00:56:11,640
Speaker 1: I think the best thing to do is to tell

853
00:56:11,760 --> 00:56:21,240
Speaker 1: my wife everything. He already ignorant. All right, let me finish.

854
00:56:21,360 --> 00:56:25,160
Speaker 1: I've cut back on my side pieces and I just

855
00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:30,440
Speaker 1: have one. Now, any comments, any comments from the fellas?

856
00:56:30,960 --> 00:56:33,480
Speaker 1: All right? Tell your wife they had a crazy, perfect

857
00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:36,280
Speaker 1: escape the Syke war. I have talked to my pastor

858
00:56:36,400 --> 00:56:38,120
Speaker 1: to get back on track. What do you think I

859
00:56:38,160 --> 00:56:39,960
Speaker 1: should do? Should I tell my wife? Or do you

860
00:56:40,040 --> 00:56:45,240
Speaker 1: think my side piece was just trying to scare me? Uh? Listen,

861
00:56:46,680 --> 00:56:49,400
Speaker 1: I think this crazy blank woman would burst into your

862
00:56:49,480 --> 00:56:51,920
Speaker 1: office like this and clown like you said she did.

863
00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:56,520
Speaker 1: I think she's capable of doing anything. All Right, I'm

864
00:56:56,520 --> 00:57:00,640
Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna shorten my answer and say I think

865
00:57:00,680 --> 00:57:03,040
Speaker 1: you should tell your wife everything. I know Steve's not

866
00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:13,520
Speaker 1: gonna agree with that. In the world. No letter at

867
00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:18,360
Speaker 1: twenty three after the hour. One of my side pieces

868
00:57:18,440 --> 00:57:20,440
Speaker 1: is stressing me out. We'll be back right after this.

869
00:57:21,280 --> 00:57:26,040
Speaker 1: You're listening, all right, Steve, this is a crazy letter.

870
00:57:26,120 --> 00:57:28,680
Speaker 1: We need to recap this one subject. One of my

871
00:57:28,800 --> 00:57:36,120
Speaker 1: side pieces is stressing me out. Breathe, breathe, breathe need

872
00:57:36,160 --> 00:57:44,200
Speaker 1: to be sick. Ain't a lot of weight. Try to

873
00:57:44,320 --> 00:57:46,760
Speaker 1: keep her weight down. She just let herself go. She

874
00:57:46,840 --> 00:57:51,280
Speaker 1: ain't happy with herself, but she decided to stop having

875
00:57:51,360 --> 00:57:54,520
Speaker 1: sick with me. Then the man did a very noble thing,

876
00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:57,840
Speaker 1: he said in the letter, I did a very selfish thing.

877
00:57:58,400 --> 00:58:01,040
Speaker 1: See this man know he wrongs, So he said, I

878
00:58:01,320 --> 00:58:04,600
Speaker 1: did a very selfish thing. Don't try to make him

879
00:58:05,040 --> 00:58:12,120
Speaker 1: he no, surely he know he wrong. This ain't no

880
00:58:12,280 --> 00:58:15,560
Speaker 1: hero move. He had four different side pieces and four

881
00:58:15,640 --> 00:58:19,680
Speaker 1: different states. Will you be quiet. We know what he got,

882
00:58:20,440 --> 00:58:23,640
Speaker 1: and we know he got him because he did a

883
00:58:23,720 --> 00:58:26,720
Speaker 1: selfish move, he said with selfish But what are you

884
00:58:26,760 --> 00:58:32,600
Speaker 1: gonna She stopped having sex with him. She stopped and

885
00:58:32,720 --> 00:58:35,440
Speaker 1: I to see other women on work trips, one at

886
00:58:35,520 --> 00:58:38,720
Speaker 1: one time. I had four different side pieces in four

887
00:58:39,160 --> 00:58:43,120
Speaker 1: different states. That's foe in folk. Yeah, we know, that's

888
00:58:43,160 --> 00:58:49,880
Speaker 1: a box. That's where you turned. They at every side.

889
00:58:50,320 --> 00:58:57,320
Speaker 1: That's life of completion. There you go. This is they

890
00:58:57,400 --> 00:59:00,320
Speaker 1: are all great women, but they don't hold a candle

891
00:59:00,360 --> 00:59:04,040
Speaker 1: to my wife. He's going back to make himself appear

892
00:59:04,240 --> 00:59:09,000
Speaker 1: human and agonizing over his decision. They are all great women,

893
00:59:09,040 --> 00:59:11,160
Speaker 1: but they don't hold a candle to my wife. So

894
00:59:11,280 --> 00:59:13,880
Speaker 1: I knew I was wrong. Three of them used me

895
00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:15,680
Speaker 1: for money and dinners when I was in town, and

896
00:59:15,760 --> 00:59:18,240
Speaker 1: that was fine with me. We know what the deal is.

897
00:59:21,120 --> 00:59:24,880
Speaker 1: Just Bill Withers wrote a song, you just keep on

898
00:59:25,320 --> 00:59:32,520
Speaker 1: using me as you use Come on, Bill. My friends

899
00:59:33,640 --> 00:59:36,520
Speaker 1: they feel it's all pointed duty. But anyway, one of

900
00:59:36,600 --> 00:59:39,720
Speaker 1: my side pieces fell in love with me and wanted

901
00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:42,680
Speaker 1: me to leave my wife for her. I told her

902
00:59:42,840 --> 00:59:46,600
Speaker 1: that would never happen. You should have said, let's think

903
00:59:46,640 --> 00:59:51,919
Speaker 1: about this. But now, dada never happened. Now you can't

904
00:59:51,960 --> 00:59:56,720
Speaker 1: tell a crazy person facts. You have to say, oh

905
00:59:56,840 --> 01:00:00,840
Speaker 1: yes he did. And she lost it, bream and cried

906
01:00:00,920 --> 01:00:03,880
Speaker 1: and stormed out the hotel room. Next day, here she

907
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:06,960
Speaker 1: goes she had bought her ass down to my damn job.

908
01:00:09,480 --> 01:00:12,840
Speaker 1: Stone came into the corporate office, told the reception she

909
01:00:12,960 --> 01:00:15,640
Speaker 1: needed to see me. It was an emergency. I don't

910
01:00:15,680 --> 01:00:18,520
Speaker 1: know who this help. I don't know who this reception is.

911
01:00:18,600 --> 01:00:23,320
Speaker 1: We didn't hide she didn't let her answer them talk

912
01:00:23,360 --> 01:00:25,800
Speaker 1: about she and now now she'd have bought her crazy

913
01:00:25,840 --> 01:00:29,160
Speaker 1: ass in this conference room. After the complete fool in

914
01:00:29,240 --> 01:00:31,720
Speaker 1: front of the heads of my company, they knew she

915
01:00:31,920 --> 01:00:34,600
Speaker 1: was not my wife, so they had her ushered out

916
01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:41,560
Speaker 1: and told me to get my personal affans in order. Yet,

917
01:00:43,040 --> 01:00:46,080
Speaker 1: because this food and came down to your job, I'll

918
01:00:46,120 --> 01:00:49,320
Speaker 1: be damn because you trying to call it and do

919
01:00:49,480 --> 01:00:51,880
Speaker 1: like your bosses saying get your personal fans in order.

920
01:00:52,200 --> 01:00:55,320
Speaker 1: Tried to call them, found out she had blocked your number,

921
01:00:55,560 --> 01:00:58,480
Speaker 1: blocked you from all her social media accounts. She left

922
01:00:58,520 --> 01:01:01,400
Speaker 1: the note at your hotel saying she might have to

923
01:01:01,440 --> 01:01:03,600
Speaker 1: pop in on my hometown to meet my wife and

924
01:01:03,680 --> 01:01:09,200
Speaker 1: have a talk with her. Let me plain something to you. Hey,

925
01:01:12,680 --> 01:01:15,040
Speaker 1: you're gonna you gonna have to talk with who if

926
01:01:15,080 --> 01:01:17,960
Speaker 1: you see Let me you didn't been in there and

927
01:01:18,040 --> 01:01:21,240
Speaker 1: talk to these damn bosses that didn't go hood for me.

928
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:25,520
Speaker 1: You felt going ahead and talking to my wife. Nah,

929
01:01:26,640 --> 01:01:30,280
Speaker 1: this is where I sentner Man drags the Lord and it.

930
01:01:30,560 --> 01:01:35,360
Speaker 1: I have prayed and prayed about it. You wasn't praying

931
01:01:35,440 --> 01:01:40,120
Speaker 1: when you were screwing them. But now that didn't turn

932
01:01:40,360 --> 01:01:44,200
Speaker 1: left you need the Lord now? Well the Lord know

933
01:01:44,360 --> 01:01:48,440
Speaker 1: you didn't need him then. Oh so now since you

934
01:01:48,600 --> 01:01:51,400
Speaker 1: made these decisions, we have to live with these decisions.

935
01:01:52,800 --> 01:01:55,400
Speaker 1: I have prayed and prayed about it, and I think

936
01:01:56,160 --> 01:01:59,680
Speaker 1: the best see his keyword. I think the best thing

937
01:01:59,800 --> 01:02:04,200
Speaker 1: to do just tell my wife everything. Yes, where did

938
01:02:04,320 --> 01:02:09,280
Speaker 1: you start? You ain't been thinking in this whole letter.

939
01:02:13,400 --> 01:02:17,920
Speaker 1: You wasn't thanking me. You wasn't thinking when you let

940
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:20,800
Speaker 1: her in that damn conference room. You wouldn't thank you,

941
01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:23,040
Speaker 1: wouldn't thank you when your stupid ass told her that

942
01:02:23,120 --> 01:02:26,200
Speaker 1: would never happen. You shouldn't have said it that. You can't.

943
01:02:26,360 --> 01:02:28,200
Speaker 1: You gotta let them down easier than that. If you're

944
01:02:28,200 --> 01:02:32,600
Speaker 1: gonna be not all a sudden, your dumb ass, just

945
01:02:32,840 --> 01:02:35,680
Speaker 1: start thinking and guess what your stupid ass to thought of.

946
01:02:36,160 --> 01:02:39,760
Speaker 1: I think I should go back in and tell my

947
01:02:39,960 --> 01:02:47,360
Speaker 1: wife everything. You're so damn stupid. That's why she on

948
01:02:47,520 --> 01:02:51,000
Speaker 1: your job, because you're stupid and you're gonna try to

949
01:02:51,160 --> 01:02:55,240
Speaker 1: fix it. I cut back on my side pieces and

950
01:02:55,400 --> 01:03:00,200
Speaker 1: I just got one out. Yeah, tell that may get

951
01:03:00,560 --> 01:03:04,920
Speaker 1: a supposed to have none? Right then you did this

952
01:03:05,080 --> 01:03:08,040
Speaker 1: guy even dumb. I've talked to my pastor to get

953
01:03:08,200 --> 01:03:18,240
Speaker 1: back on track. All right, listen, we gotta get out

954
01:03:18,240 --> 01:03:20,720
Speaker 1: of here. Steve coming, tell you what you can do?

955
01:03:21,280 --> 01:03:24,720
Speaker 1: Okay on Today's Strawberry Letter at Steve Harvey FM or

956
01:03:24,760 --> 01:03:26,880
Speaker 1: Instagram and Facebook. And don't forget to check out the

957
01:03:26,920 --> 01:03:30,720
Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter podcast on demand now coming up at forty

958
01:03:30,760 --> 01:03:34,280
Speaker 1: six minutes after the hour. Part three of This Strawberry Letter,

959
01:03:34,360 --> 01:03:37,040
Speaker 1: Steve has more to say. Subject one of my side

960
01:03:37,080 --> 01:03:40,320
Speaker 1: pieces is stressing me out. I love that subject, I

961
01:03:40,440 --> 01:03:44,080
Speaker 1: love the title. We'll be back right after this. You're

962
01:03:44,160 --> 01:03:51,960
Speaker 1: listening to all right, Steve, We're back. This Strawberry Letter

963
01:03:52,080 --> 01:03:54,960
Speaker 1: is too good. Subject one of my side pieces is

964
01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:57,880
Speaker 1: stressing me out? What you got this man and gotten

965
01:03:57,960 --> 01:04:00,280
Speaker 1: this fan with this woman sheet and trip cane down

966
01:04:00,320 --> 01:04:03,280
Speaker 1: to his job screaming at the top of her lungs

967
01:04:03,600 --> 01:04:06,040
Speaker 1: and bassed him the bosses to pull him to the

968
01:04:06,160 --> 01:04:09,480
Speaker 1: side and said, hey, get your personal affairs in office

969
01:04:10,120 --> 01:04:12,400
Speaker 1: in or the order you know getting here. Well, that

970
01:04:12,480 --> 01:04:17,640
Speaker 1: ain't your wife all up here in the conference room.

971
01:04:17,960 --> 01:04:29,320
Speaker 1: I'm sending man wig gonna slanting. She got a leopard

972
01:04:29,640 --> 01:04:32,040
Speaker 1: She came down there with a leopard dress on. Ain't

973
01:04:32,080 --> 01:04:37,320
Speaker 1: nothing office about her, Smith, because she's been crying to

974
01:04:37,440 --> 01:04:39,640
Speaker 1: the car on the way down. Make up all over

975
01:04:39,720 --> 01:04:44,000
Speaker 1: her face, got the quig, shifted, got them side burns

976
01:04:44,080 --> 01:04:46,240
Speaker 1: in the front of her head. Looked like she got

977
01:04:46,320 --> 01:04:49,280
Speaker 1: her Michael Jackson little cutey cue in the front of

978
01:04:49,360 --> 01:04:53,520
Speaker 1: his head. Now she came up in your job. Now

979
01:04:53,600 --> 01:04:55,560
Speaker 1: you think for a minute that she ain't gonna have

980
01:04:55,720 --> 01:04:58,080
Speaker 1: problem going to your wife house. You went on talking

981
01:04:58,120 --> 01:05:04,520
Speaker 1: your pass Who do you think that is? What? Bernardi?

982
01:05:04,520 --> 01:05:06,440
Speaker 1: You have any idea what's going on in the hallway?

983
01:05:12,120 --> 01:05:15,800
Speaker 1: Oh no, oh, no, you know you know. Boss. Let

984
01:05:15,840 --> 01:05:19,200
Speaker 1: me tell you something, mister Recliner. There's a lot of

985
01:05:19,280 --> 01:05:33,439
Speaker 1: David to the world happening heaven. Dear Lord, Jesus, Father

986
01:05:33,600 --> 01:05:36,280
Speaker 1: God help me in your name. Lord, I come to

987
01:05:36,400 --> 01:05:39,680
Speaker 1: you with all grace and mercy and favor. Realizing that

988
01:05:39,840 --> 01:05:49,960
Speaker 1: I've been run, Jesus removed, strike her down, Lord and moved,

989
01:05:50,080 --> 01:05:53,960
Speaker 1: take her, take her pulse from her. Lord, put her

990
01:05:55,680 --> 01:06:02,640
Speaker 1: father just her left side shut if you don't do

991
01:06:02,800 --> 01:06:06,880
Speaker 1: something now, she come in in here. God, if you

992
01:06:06,960 --> 01:06:10,120
Speaker 1: could just cripple just one time. It don't have to

993
01:06:10,200 --> 01:06:12,960
Speaker 1: be permanent. Just drop her to her knees from she

994
01:06:13,120 --> 01:06:23,560
Speaker 1: opened her comfortace dough. Oh God, help me come in here.

995
01:06:26,600 --> 01:06:31,720
Speaker 1: She's gonna come in here, She's gonna come in I

996
01:06:31,840 --> 01:06:42,520
Speaker 1: mean there's charmagne outside. All right, man, I think that's

997
01:06:42,560 --> 01:06:46,080
Speaker 1: all on the Strawberry Letter on the weekend to know

998
01:06:46,400 --> 01:06:55,360
Speaker 1: me all you're listening show. All right, So guys, here's

999
01:06:55,400 --> 01:06:58,200
Speaker 1: a question for you. Do you have a hiding place

1000
01:06:58,440 --> 01:07:01,240
Speaker 1: in your home to just have a few minutes alone?

1001
01:07:01,840 --> 01:07:05,080
Speaker 1: You know? I mean everybody should have someplace, some little

1002
01:07:05,280 --> 01:07:08,720
Speaker 1: getaway place that they can have some me time. For instance,

1003
01:07:08,800 --> 01:07:10,720
Speaker 1: some women like to have what they call a she

1004
01:07:10,960 --> 01:07:13,160
Speaker 1: shed or a small room that they can read in

1005
01:07:13,400 --> 01:07:16,160
Speaker 1: or just chill in. I you know what, I love

1006
01:07:16,240 --> 01:07:19,440
Speaker 1: the bathroom. Men usually go into the garage or their

1007
01:07:19,520 --> 01:07:23,160
Speaker 1: man cave or the basement or someplace. Do you take

1008
01:07:23,200 --> 01:07:26,280
Speaker 1: an extended break in your home hiding place? Do you

1009
01:07:26,320 --> 01:07:29,640
Speaker 1: do it every day? Is the question? Or does your

1010
01:07:29,720 --> 01:07:31,880
Speaker 1: family know not to disturb you when you're in your

1011
01:07:31,920 --> 01:07:35,080
Speaker 1: favorite room or you're hiding place? Come on Steve. I

1012
01:07:35,280 --> 01:07:38,520
Speaker 1: know you take time for yourself. Yeah, I always done that. Yeah,

1013
01:07:38,560 --> 01:07:42,080
Speaker 1: I'll go. I'll go to San Diego. You lead a house, Yeah,

1014
01:07:42,240 --> 01:07:45,680
Speaker 1: get the hell out. Can't follow me down there. Damn.

1015
01:07:45,760 --> 01:07:48,919
Speaker 1: Grandkids know how to use the elevating everything. I'll be Damn,

1016
01:07:49,080 --> 01:07:56,200
Speaker 1: I'm going to San Diego. It's beautiful there. I don't

1017
01:07:56,280 --> 01:08:01,880
Speaker 1: care if it there earlier. You got one, Yeah, I loved.

1018
01:08:02,160 --> 01:08:05,440
Speaker 1: I will be in my bathroom for out words. Okay,

1019
01:08:06,080 --> 01:08:08,400
Speaker 1: hours in the bathroom, in the bath because I have

1020
01:08:08,480 --> 01:08:10,760
Speaker 1: a TV in there, and you know I do my makeup,

1021
01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:13,960
Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, I don't mean the water. You don't

1022
01:08:13,960 --> 01:08:16,320
Speaker 1: mean the toilet. No, no, no, I don't spend most

1023
01:08:16,320 --> 01:08:19,000
Speaker 1: of my time. I spend most of my time in

1024
01:08:19,120 --> 01:08:23,240
Speaker 1: the bathroom. No no, no, not there. I just out part. Yeah,

1025
01:08:23,600 --> 01:08:25,800
Speaker 1: that's a separate with your man. I got my TV

1026
01:08:26,040 --> 01:08:29,320
Speaker 1: right in front of the toilet and a computer. Now

1027
01:08:29,400 --> 01:08:32,360
Speaker 1: that's how you go from Now, that's how you I

1028
01:08:32,400 --> 01:08:34,439
Speaker 1: don't miss nothing because when I'm watching the game, I

1029
01:08:34,560 --> 01:08:40,640
Speaker 1: just get up going in the bathroom. It's on the

1030
01:08:40,760 --> 01:08:44,680
Speaker 1: wall right in front of you. Yeah, ain't done that

1031
01:08:44,840 --> 01:08:46,519
Speaker 1: up a little high where you can keep your head up.

1032
01:08:46,520 --> 01:08:49,120
Speaker 1: You don't want a real even keep your head or

1033
01:08:49,200 --> 01:08:59,960
Speaker 1: be digestive. Track is more open slight. What about your

1034
01:09:00,080 --> 01:09:03,519
Speaker 1: You tell me I'm in my theater I can get

1035
01:09:03,560 --> 01:09:07,200
Speaker 1: away from. Did you hear that rich Yeah? Yeah yeah.

1036
01:09:08,640 --> 01:09:10,760
Speaker 1: Now you said a rich ass statement, and I ain't

1037
01:09:10,800 --> 01:09:13,599
Speaker 1: saying that. You said, my kids on my grand baby's

1038
01:09:13,600 --> 01:09:15,759
Speaker 1: on the elevator. I ain't saying nothing about your elevating

1039
01:09:15,800 --> 01:09:21,360
Speaker 1: in your house. And I ain't going because I ain't

1040
01:09:21,360 --> 01:09:25,800
Speaker 1: gonna go ahead, tea rooms in this shau. I thought

1041
01:09:25,800 --> 01:09:30,519
Speaker 1: I had it limited. Okay, Well pass his elevator on

1042
01:09:30,680 --> 01:09:33,320
Speaker 1: my theater. Hey, junior, which one of your rooms in

1043
01:09:33,439 --> 01:09:36,080
Speaker 1: your house is your theater? Yeah, let's hear from the poet.

1044
01:09:36,800 --> 01:09:40,400
Speaker 1: I but theater. What I had to do is take

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01:09:40,520 --> 01:09:42,880
Speaker 1: some some drapes and put them on the side of

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01:09:42,920 --> 01:09:48,000
Speaker 1: the TV. Make my ass a theater with the grandmother promote.

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01:09:48,800 --> 01:09:50,920
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make a theater. Hold on, y'all, come out

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01:09:50,960 --> 01:09:55,479
Speaker 1: the kitchen. Drapes gonna catch you. I'm gonna make a

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01:09:55,600 --> 01:09:59,920
Speaker 1: thill that boy, Paula, that Chad must be nice. I

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01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:10,840
Speaker 1: ain't being me. I'll go to my theater, sir. Nothing.

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01:10:12,040 --> 01:10:15,120
Speaker 1: I can't say nothing. How many seats in the theater.

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01:10:15,320 --> 01:10:18,040
Speaker 1: I'm not telling so many. They can't find him in there.

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01:10:19,200 --> 01:10:26,880
Speaker 1: Shut up, Steve, where theater? Go down front? See if

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01:10:26,920 --> 01:10:31,600
Speaker 1: he down. Now I'm gonna take my head down and

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01:10:32,080 --> 01:10:40,720
Speaker 1: looking the brock and see where Brown. Ask me where

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01:10:40,760 --> 01:10:43,680
Speaker 1: I go to get away? That's all I said. Man,

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01:10:45,400 --> 01:10:48,360
Speaker 1: Well the Lord is still blessing, blessing you. Man. I

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01:10:48,439 --> 01:10:51,640
Speaker 1: didn't even know I'm gonna be talking you like you

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01:10:51,880 --> 01:10:53,400
Speaker 1: had one. I got changed. How I talked to you?

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01:10:53,800 --> 01:10:55,519
Speaker 1: How are you talking to him at front? Like he hand?

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01:10:55,560 --> 01:10:58,240
Speaker 1: No theater? Now he gotta I gotta changed. I talked

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01:10:58,240 --> 01:11:02,560
Speaker 1: to him, man, mister nephew. Now, hey, miss nephew, what

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01:11:02,680 --> 01:11:09,560
Speaker 1: time you going down today? So Steve, in case you

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01:11:09,600 --> 01:11:12,200
Speaker 1: don't make it to San Diego, what room in your

1065
01:11:12,240 --> 01:11:14,639
Speaker 1: home do you go to? Where do you go? I'll

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01:11:14,640 --> 01:11:18,240
Speaker 1: go all the way down to the Base's done? Done?

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01:11:18,280 --> 01:11:23,519
Speaker 1: Then just lit man cave. I've got Oh, okay, all right, Steve,

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01:11:26,240 --> 01:11:29,040
Speaker 1: all right, coming up more of today's trending stories on

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01:11:29,120 --> 01:11:31,439
Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show, and we'll be back in

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01:11:31,520 --> 01:11:35,479
Speaker 1: twenty minutes after the hour. Right after this. What yeah

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01:11:37,479 --> 01:11:43,920
Speaker 1: you're listening to morning show? Well, apparently single parents are

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01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:47,040
Speaker 1: having a hard time dating, and popular dating apps have

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01:11:47,200 --> 01:11:50,320
Speaker 1: failed them. So a brand new app for single parents

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01:11:50,439 --> 01:11:54,680
Speaker 1: launched on March second, which was National Single Parents' Day.

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01:11:55,080 --> 01:11:58,280
Speaker 1: The new dating app, it's called Stir, will cater to

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01:11:58,400 --> 01:12:02,599
Speaker 1: the specific needs of single parents who aren't finding luck

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01:12:02,720 --> 01:12:06,400
Speaker 1: on mainstream dating apps. Studies have shown that single parents

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01:12:06,520 --> 01:12:10,760
Speaker 1: naturally gravitate towards each towards other single parents. I think

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01:12:10,800 --> 01:12:14,560
Speaker 1: that's natural because they didn't have to explain their constraints,

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01:12:14,640 --> 01:12:17,800
Speaker 1: and as they are in the same stage of life,

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01:12:18,320 --> 01:12:20,240
Speaker 1: so I think it should be interesting. What do you

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01:12:20,320 --> 01:12:23,000
Speaker 1: guys think? But what if they both have like, you know,

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01:12:23,200 --> 01:12:25,519
Speaker 1: seven kids, like Steve or something, and they're trying to

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01:12:25,600 --> 01:12:29,280
Speaker 1: make a love connection. What do you guys think I

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01:12:29,360 --> 01:12:31,080
Speaker 1: need to if I'm single, I didn't know how many

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01:12:31,160 --> 01:12:33,200
Speaker 1: damn kids? You've got enough? You got five, six kids?

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01:12:33,240 --> 01:12:36,320
Speaker 1: And that's not I need to Can we feel that

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01:12:36,400 --> 01:12:38,400
Speaker 1: out when we when we type in our information, we

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01:12:38,520 --> 01:12:40,719
Speaker 1: need to know that datable. Is that what you're saying?

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01:12:41,040 --> 01:12:48,960
Speaker 1: If she has from me? Yeah, okay for me? Yeah? Well,

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01:12:49,320 --> 01:12:52,000
Speaker 1: well what if you have five or six kids you

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01:12:52,120 --> 01:12:55,160
Speaker 1: want somebody to date you? But I'm not looking for

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01:12:55,320 --> 01:12:57,840
Speaker 1: somebody that got well, we don't need is another five?

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01:12:58,000 --> 01:13:01,280
Speaker 1: Not as teen? So yeah, I'm one with children. Yeah,

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01:13:01,280 --> 01:13:03,280
Speaker 1: I could think somebody with children, but it can't be six.

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01:13:05,280 --> 01:13:14,639
Speaker 1: What's your limit though? Yeah? By one? Two? Okay, one possible.

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01:13:14,680 --> 01:13:18,760
Speaker 1: We're not We're gonna date you guys. All right, we'll

1098
01:13:18,800 --> 01:13:20,920
Speaker 1: have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up

1099
01:13:20,920 --> 01:13:23,000
Speaker 1: in thirty three minutes after we'll play a round or

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01:13:23,040 --> 01:13:27,080
Speaker 1: would you rather? Right after this, you're listening to Steve

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01:13:27,200 --> 01:13:30,599
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Time now for a round of would

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01:13:30,720 --> 01:13:37,240
Speaker 1: you rather? Would you rather mentally or physically never age

1103
01:13:37,720 --> 01:13:43,320
Speaker 1: never age? Would you rather mentally never age or physically never? Well, well,

1104
01:13:43,439 --> 01:13:46,439
Speaker 1: what depends on from where you talking about? I mean,

1105
01:13:46,760 --> 01:13:49,760
Speaker 1: like for like right now, hear you, h if I

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01:13:49,840 --> 01:13:53,479
Speaker 1: could just physically not age anymore, I would you want

1107
01:13:53,520 --> 01:13:55,920
Speaker 1: to go physically? Yeah? I want to mentally age. That's

1108
01:13:55,960 --> 01:14:00,840
Speaker 1: cool because I'm playing on knowing more. Yeah, Tommy, you

1109
01:14:00,960 --> 01:14:05,800
Speaker 1: might want to go with you don't answer my answer,

1110
01:14:06,040 --> 01:14:08,680
Speaker 1: We don't answer. You might want to go with be

1111
01:14:08,880 --> 01:14:15,360
Speaker 1: though I'd rather not answer answering your own. We might

1112
01:14:16,600 --> 01:14:22,839
Speaker 1: try to see if maybe it's a couple more witches somewhere. Goodness,

1113
01:14:23,200 --> 01:14:30,559
Speaker 1: what I say not to say, that's when you went

1114
01:14:30,680 --> 01:14:35,680
Speaker 1: out picking up two three. He got to take that,

1115
01:14:37,560 --> 01:14:41,120
Speaker 1: he got to take that shot. It would be it

1116
01:14:41,160 --> 01:14:47,519
Speaker 1: would be physically sure, Physically I'm going I'm going Mentally

1117
01:14:47,920 --> 01:14:50,360
Speaker 1: mentally I'm not doing well with the body I got.

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01:14:52,920 --> 01:14:59,320
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go with be Well, you're working out, junior,

1119
01:14:59,439 --> 01:15:05,360
Speaker 1: you work Yeah, yeah, they ain't changing the man. You

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01:15:05,439 --> 01:15:07,360
Speaker 1: want to know something, Man, he got a point. Man,

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01:15:08,479 --> 01:15:11,280
Speaker 1: I'm working out eating right, it just ain't dropping fast

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01:15:11,439 --> 01:15:13,080
Speaker 1: enough for me. I don't even know what the hell

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01:15:13,160 --> 01:15:18,519
Speaker 1: it is. I'm sick of them, them prepared meals. That's

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01:15:18,560 --> 01:15:21,200
Speaker 1: what's grabbing me. Crazy man, But didn't you send the

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01:15:21,280 --> 01:15:27,479
Speaker 1: pitch out of you got your high school jacket on? Well?

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01:15:27,560 --> 01:15:29,640
Speaker 1: But see right there? Or who got that? Jack? Who

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01:15:29,680 --> 01:15:31,679
Speaker 1: wear that jacket? That don't say much? Right, it ain't

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01:15:31,720 --> 01:15:33,840
Speaker 1: nothing more wearing hell. I can't wear nothing I wore

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01:15:33,880 --> 01:15:40,760
Speaker 1: in high school, nothing draws, jacket, strap, shoe, sock. I

1130
01:15:41,000 --> 01:15:45,280
Speaker 1: cain't wear nothing. I waited a hundred and party seven pounds.

1131
01:15:45,600 --> 01:15:48,400
Speaker 1: I can't wear nothing I had on in high school.

1132
01:15:49,439 --> 01:15:53,120
Speaker 1: I don't even want to the change you were in

1133
01:15:53,200 --> 01:15:56,040
Speaker 1: high school? Can you wear ill? The what the change

1134
01:15:56,040 --> 01:15:57,840
Speaker 1: around your neck. Can you wear to change your head

1135
01:15:57,880 --> 01:16:01,679
Speaker 1: and tell them money for no damn change, Julie change.

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01:16:03,000 --> 01:16:10,800
Speaker 1: I had a handbone, a handbone, Julry dog. I didn't

1137
01:16:10,800 --> 01:16:15,599
Speaker 1: even have a watch. Oh man, I swear to god,

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01:16:15,680 --> 01:16:17,320
Speaker 1: I swear, I swear to god. I didn't I didn't

1139
01:16:17,320 --> 01:16:19,360
Speaker 1: even have a watch. Dog is that I didn't have

1140
01:16:19,880 --> 01:16:23,400
Speaker 1: to watch? Yeah? Man, everything I couldn't do. I can't

1141
01:16:23,439 --> 01:16:25,680
Speaker 1: have a car. I couldn't have no watch. I got

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01:16:25,760 --> 01:16:29,640
Speaker 1: watches and cars. All right, Well, that's it for this

1143
01:16:29,880 --> 01:16:32,479
Speaker 1: round of would you rather? Coming up at forty nine

1144
01:16:32,520 --> 01:16:34,760
Speaker 1: minutes after the hour, it is our last break of

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01:16:34,840 --> 01:16:37,000
Speaker 1: the day, and we'll have some closing remarks from the

1146
01:16:37,120 --> 01:16:41,280
Speaker 1: one and only Judge Steve right after this. You're listening

1147
01:16:42,840 --> 01:16:45,720
Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, we are back. This is our

1148
01:16:45,840 --> 01:16:49,800
Speaker 1: last break of the day. Steve. We're ready for your

1149
01:16:49,840 --> 01:16:54,240
Speaker 1: closing remarks. I'm so happy they're bad today. I want

1150
01:16:54,240 --> 01:16:57,439
Speaker 1: to give you all something that came to me. Uh,

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01:16:57,600 --> 01:16:59,560
Speaker 1: it came to me this morning. I was been in

1152
01:16:59,680 --> 01:17:02,720
Speaker 1: really over the weekend. I was doing a lot of

1153
01:17:03,200 --> 01:17:06,880
Speaker 1: prayerful meditating over the weekend, you know, just trying to

1154
01:17:06,960 --> 01:17:09,479
Speaker 1: recenter myself. You know, sometimes I get a little off

1155
01:17:09,560 --> 01:17:13,479
Speaker 1: you know, I see myself sliding off course. I'm forgetting

1156
01:17:14,120 --> 01:17:17,840
Speaker 1: to be grateful as I should. I started working on

1157
01:17:17,960 --> 01:17:20,360
Speaker 1: some things that I want to happen so bad. I

1158
01:17:20,520 --> 01:17:23,360
Speaker 1: keep pouring a lot of time into it. I keep,

1159
01:17:23,920 --> 01:17:27,760
Speaker 1: you know, reviewing my plans and goals, and sometimes you know,

1160
01:17:27,880 --> 01:17:31,040
Speaker 1: your second guest stuff, and sometimes you spend a lot

1161
01:17:31,120 --> 01:17:33,679
Speaker 1: of time just scratching your head trying to figure out

1162
01:17:33,800 --> 01:17:38,200
Speaker 1: your next move. I'm sure everybody can relate to that.

1163
01:17:38,720 --> 01:17:40,519
Speaker 1: How you sit up in here, man, and some of

1164
01:17:40,600 --> 01:17:43,400
Speaker 1: your best laid plans seem to be going a ride

1165
01:17:43,840 --> 01:17:47,559
Speaker 1: and you just can't figure it out. I was sitting

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01:17:47,640 --> 01:17:52,400
Speaker 1: up and somebody sent me this this morning, and then

1167
01:17:53,040 --> 01:17:56,280
Speaker 1: it's entitled Release, and as I read it, I just

1168
01:17:56,400 --> 01:17:58,160
Speaker 1: want to share with you the thought that I was

1169
01:17:58,280 --> 01:18:02,200
Speaker 1: having when I was reading this thing called Release, and

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01:18:02,320 --> 01:18:06,320
Speaker 1: it says, Heavenly Father, I release to you the burdens

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01:18:06,479 --> 01:18:10,560
Speaker 1: that I have been carried, burdens that you never intended

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01:18:10,760 --> 01:18:13,920
Speaker 1: for me to carry. You know what I read that.

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01:18:14,040 --> 01:18:16,400
Speaker 1: It meant something to me because a lot of the

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01:18:16,479 --> 01:18:19,240
Speaker 1: stuff that's on us that we can around, hen't He

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01:18:19,320 --> 01:18:21,800
Speaker 1: won't even intend for us to carry around. We just

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01:18:21,960 --> 01:18:24,640
Speaker 1: canning around because we didn't took it upon ourselves to

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01:18:24,840 --> 01:18:28,720
Speaker 1: worry about it. We didn't took it upon ourself that

1178
01:18:28,960 --> 01:18:33,559
Speaker 1: this is now this albatross around our neck, when God

1179
01:18:33,640 --> 01:18:36,599
Speaker 1: really didn't intend for that. You know, other people's problems

1180
01:18:36,680 --> 01:18:41,160
Speaker 1: really ain't your problems. They can bring it to you,

1181
01:18:41,520 --> 01:18:46,080
Speaker 1: but that don't mean it's yours. So you end up

1182
01:18:46,160 --> 01:18:49,280
Speaker 1: carrying around stuff that God never intended for you to carry,

1183
01:18:49,600 --> 01:18:51,840
Speaker 1: you know, like you hear your grandmama used to say,

1184
01:18:52,080 --> 01:18:54,960
Speaker 1: don't let other people put their trash in your trash can,

1185
01:18:55,280 --> 01:18:57,920
Speaker 1: because you need all that room for your trash. But

1186
01:18:58,080 --> 01:19:01,320
Speaker 1: now you can around somebody else. Then it goes on

1187
01:19:01,439 --> 01:19:05,800
Speaker 1: to say, I cast all my cares upon you, all

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01:19:05,920 --> 01:19:09,680
Speaker 1: my worries, all my fears. You have told me to

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01:19:09,920 --> 01:19:14,800
Speaker 1: not be anxious about anything, but rather to bring everything

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01:19:14,960 --> 01:19:20,000
Speaker 1: to you in prayer with thankfulness. Man, I have forgotten

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01:19:20,040 --> 01:19:22,880
Speaker 1: about that, And when I read that, it reminded me

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01:19:23,240 --> 01:19:26,040
Speaker 1: that I shouldn't be anxious about these deals. I'm working

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01:19:26,120 --> 01:19:28,679
Speaker 1: on my next move, what I need to get done.

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01:19:28,960 --> 01:19:32,280
Speaker 1: Why am I tripping about that? I don't know how

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01:19:32,320 --> 01:19:35,240
Speaker 1: it's gonna turn out anyway. I'm anxious about something that

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01:19:35,320 --> 01:19:39,439
Speaker 1: I actually have no control over. So I just consent

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01:19:39,520 --> 01:19:42,080
Speaker 1: to me, Steve, just turn this over to who got

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01:19:42,160 --> 01:19:45,040
Speaker 1: all this in control, and let him have it, and

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Speaker 1: be grateful for what you have. And then it says, Father,

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01:19:49,040 --> 01:19:53,960
Speaker 1: calm my relentless spirit, quiet, my anxious heart, still my

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01:19:54,160 --> 01:19:58,760
Speaker 1: troubling thoughts, with the assurance that you are in control. Man,

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01:19:58,840 --> 01:20:01,280
Speaker 1: Ain't that cool when you turned something over to God

1203
01:20:01,560 --> 01:20:03,360
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden you have a calmness, a

1204
01:20:03,520 --> 01:20:05,880
Speaker 1: quiet in the stillness, because you ain't got to wear

1205
01:20:05,920 --> 01:20:08,320
Speaker 1: about it no more. Then it says, I let go

1206
01:20:09,160 --> 01:20:12,800
Speaker 1: of my grip upon the things that have been I've

1207
01:20:12,840 --> 01:20:16,640
Speaker 1: been hanging on too. With open hands, I come to you,

1208
01:20:17,040 --> 01:20:20,599
Speaker 1: I release to you, and will all that I am

1209
01:20:21,680 --> 01:20:25,160
Speaker 1: trying to manipulate. I release to you all that I'm

1210
01:20:25,240 --> 01:20:28,320
Speaker 1: trying to manipulate. So if you let go of stuff,

1211
01:20:28,840 --> 01:20:30,320
Speaker 1: if you let go of a lot of stuff that

1212
01:20:30,400 --> 01:20:32,800
Speaker 1: you're hanging on to, y'all, you can go to God

1213
01:20:32,880 --> 01:20:35,439
Speaker 1: with open hands. If you go to God with open hands,

1214
01:20:35,479 --> 01:20:38,400
Speaker 1: he got something to feel now. But if you hanging

1215
01:20:38,479 --> 01:20:40,439
Speaker 1: on and got a death grip on a whole bunch

1216
01:20:40,520 --> 01:20:42,560
Speaker 1: of stuff that you can't do nothing about it, and

1217
01:20:42,640 --> 01:20:45,439
Speaker 1: it's really meaningless, you ain't got room to receive what

1218
01:20:45,560 --> 01:20:50,800
Speaker 1: he got for you. So I release to you all

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01:20:51,000 --> 01:20:53,560
Speaker 1: that I am trying to manipulate. I release to you

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01:20:53,800 --> 01:20:58,920
Speaker 1: your authority, all that I am trying to control. I

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01:20:59,080 --> 01:21:02,559
Speaker 1: release to your timing all that I have been striving

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01:21:02,680 --> 01:21:05,320
Speaker 1: to make happen. Everything I've been trying to make happen.

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01:21:05,320 --> 01:21:07,880
Speaker 1: I'm gonna let you make it happen. Everything I've been

1224
01:21:07,920 --> 01:21:10,120
Speaker 1: wanting to happen at a certain time. I'm gonna let

1225
01:21:10,160 --> 01:21:12,559
Speaker 1: that happen in your time. You do it in your time,

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01:21:12,600 --> 01:21:15,840
Speaker 1: when it's your will. For me, it's called release. Just

1227
01:21:16,080 --> 01:21:19,080
Speaker 1: let it go, man, because you're tripping about stuff you

1228
01:21:19,160 --> 01:21:23,240
Speaker 1: really can't control. That's an amazing thing. Then it says,

1229
01:21:23,280 --> 01:21:26,639
Speaker 1: I thank you for your promise to sustain me, because

1230
01:21:26,680 --> 01:21:30,920
Speaker 1: that's his promise to sustain you, preserve me and God

1231
01:21:31,120 --> 01:21:34,880
Speaker 1: all that I have entrusted to your keeping. So now

1232
01:21:34,960 --> 01:21:36,960
Speaker 1: when you turn it over to God and you let

1233
01:21:37,080 --> 01:21:39,479
Speaker 1: him have it, and you release this grip on this

1234
01:21:39,560 --> 01:21:42,040
Speaker 1: stuff that you have no control over, and you ask

1235
01:21:42,120 --> 01:21:45,280
Speaker 1: for his calmness and your quiet and you release everything

1236
01:21:45,439 --> 01:21:50,240
Speaker 1: to him, guess what now, you can just trust that

1237
01:21:50,360 --> 01:21:52,479
Speaker 1: you didn't put it in the right hands. You got

1238
01:21:52,520 --> 01:21:55,360
Speaker 1: it in the best hand, so he gonna protect that.

1239
01:21:56,120 --> 01:21:59,240
Speaker 1: Now he watching over it instead of you watching over it. Now,

1240
01:21:59,280 --> 01:22:01,639
Speaker 1: who would you rather had watching over something? You are God,

1241
01:22:03,320 --> 01:22:06,559
Speaker 1: protect my heart and mind with your peace, the peace

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01:22:06,640 --> 01:22:12,000
Speaker 1: that passes all understanding. Father, May your will be done

1243
01:22:12,160 --> 01:22:16,600
Speaker 1: in my life. That was powerful to me, man, And

1244
01:22:16,720 --> 01:22:19,519
Speaker 1: I read that this morning, and I said, Wow, I'm

1245
01:22:19,560 --> 01:22:22,920
Speaker 1: gonna share that with everybody, because that really helped me today. Man,

1246
01:22:23,400 --> 01:22:27,640
Speaker 1: that it allowed me to let go of something, to

1247
01:22:27,840 --> 01:22:29,840
Speaker 1: let go of stuff that I've been hanging on to

1248
01:22:30,320 --> 01:22:33,080
Speaker 1: trying to make stuff happen. When there's so much stuff

1249
01:22:33,160 --> 01:22:35,920
Speaker 1: that's out of my control. If you just let it go,

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Speaker 1: turn it over to God and be all right with it,

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Speaker 1: because he'd been having you, why would he not have this?

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Speaker 1: But we grab ourselves and we want to be a

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Speaker 1: part of it so much that we end up getting

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Speaker 1: in the way. So I asked that this will be

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Speaker 1: done in my life, in your time and in your way,

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Speaker 1: however he want to do it, and whenever he want

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Speaker 1: to do it, I'm cool with that. Stop being anxious

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Speaker 1: for everything, y'all, step back, turn it over to God

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Speaker 1: and let him do it for all. Steve Harvey contests

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Speaker 1: US residents at least eighteen years old, unless otherwise stated.

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