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Speaker 1: it's time for your phone tap, and today we call

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Speaker 1: a woman who's been a regular customer at a local

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Speaker 1: pizza shop for years. It's one of her favorite spots,

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Speaker 1: and her fiance who set her up, says she orders

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Speaker 1: from there all the time. Well, she's about to get

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Speaker 1: a call from the restaurant's new pizza delivery boy, Jose,

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Speaker 1: who's probably the last person you'd ever want handling your food,

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Speaker 1: and he needs to do a quality check on her

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Speaker 1: most recent order and also maybe confess to something terrible

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Speaker 1: that happened during the last delivery. You'll hear her reaction

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Speaker 1: in your phone tap right now on the twenties to me,

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Speaker 1: I'm hello, is this Maya? This is Nya who's calling? Hi?

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Speaker 1: My name is Landon. I work at pizza. How can

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Speaker 1: I help you? I was the guy who delivered your

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Speaker 1: pizza last night. I just was calling up to make

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Speaker 1: sure that you enjoyed everything. Yeah, it was fine. You

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Speaker 1: know I ordered for me guys all the time. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I see that. But you did say it didn't like

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Speaker 1: taste weird or different, same good old pizza. Right. Should

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Speaker 1: it have tasted weird? Was something wrong? No? I don't

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Speaker 1: think it should have tasted weird. I actually think I

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Speaker 1: handled the situation better than most delivery drivers would. What

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Speaker 1: are you talking about, Well, something technically did happen with

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Speaker 1: your pizza before the delivery weight. You handled it and

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Speaker 1: you said everything tasted fine. No, no, no, it's like,

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Speaker 1: tell me what's going on. Okay, First off, not my fault.

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Speaker 1: That's the most important. I don't think so. I'm not

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Speaker 1: sure that that's the most important. Tame, get to it.

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Speaker 1: What happened to pizza? When I pulled up to your place,

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Speaker 1: I got out of the car and I tripped on

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Speaker 1: the curb. You have like an invisible curb out there,

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Speaker 1: by the way. You may want to paint that thing.

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Speaker 1: What happened to the pizza? Oh? Yeah, yeah, the pizza. Well,

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Speaker 1: as I tripped, the pizza ended up kind of coming

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Speaker 1: out of the box. Wait a minute, but I picked

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Speaker 1: it up right away, like three seconds. Have you heard

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Speaker 1: of the five second rule? I beat that way twas?

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Speaker 1: Are you trying to tell me that my pizza was

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Speaker 1: on the ground before you brought it to my door?

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Speaker 1: Technically I wasn't the ground, it was the road if

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Speaker 1: are you kidding me? Well, I picked it up before

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Speaker 1: the five seconds and I made sure it was cleaned

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Speaker 1: off before. What do you mean you made How did

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Speaker 1: you clean it? Well, you know you blow on it

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Speaker 1: and then put your hands on it. I touched the dirt,

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Speaker 1: not the pizza, though. You blew on my pizza, and

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Speaker 1: you touched my pizza before you brought it to my door. Correction,

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Speaker 1: I touched the rocks and the pebbles. I picked them off,

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Speaker 1: the idiot. No, you dropped my pizza outside and then

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Speaker 1: you picked it up and dusted it or off and

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Speaker 1: then took it to my door. Well, ma'am, I don't

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Speaker 1: know why you're complaining. I had to dust it off.

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Speaker 1: It landed cheese side down. So what am I gonna do?

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Speaker 1: Just plat it? Guys, I can't believe you don't know

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Speaker 1: why I'm complaining? Are you kidding me? I took care

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Speaker 1: of it, and you just said you're feeling good, right,

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Speaker 1: you haven't had any like weird bowel movements, right, I

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Speaker 1: cannot like, I seriously order pizza from guys all the time,

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Speaker 1: and I cannot believe that you would handle my delivery

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Speaker 1: this way. Look, I feel awful. Okay, what is your name?

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Speaker 1: My name is Landon, but that's not important. You don't

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Speaker 1: even need to remember that because you're not going to

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Speaker 1: Absolutely no, Landon. I think that you just lost your job. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm certain that you just lost your job because I

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Speaker 1: would definitely and I saved my job because I saved

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Speaker 1: your pizza. Ma'am. You know what. I've had enough of you.

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Speaker 1: I just need to speak to a manager. Okay, just

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Speaker 1: hear me out. Look, I never want to have the

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Speaker 1: situation to happen to you again. So that's why I

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Speaker 1: would like to offer you pizza insurance. Pizza insurance, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: is that what you're saying? Yes, because you order from

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Speaker 1: us all the time. The pizza insurance is only ninety

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Speaker 1: nine dollars a year. And if a driver drops or

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Speaker 1: throws or accidentally eats your pizza of this This has

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Speaker 1: got to be the dumbest thing anyone has ever said

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Speaker 1: to me. An insurance is not dumb. I mean you

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Speaker 1: have you have life insurance, you have car insurance. Right.

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Speaker 1: The thing people care about them els is pizza. I

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Speaker 1: don't know what the scam is that you think right now. No,

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Speaker 1: this is not a scam. It's a real thing. My

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Speaker 1: boss requires me to sell. Three Pizza insurance is a month,

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Speaker 1: and so far, my mom's the only one who's signed up.

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Speaker 1: And guess what, she hasn't had to use it. Every

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Speaker 1: pizza I bring home from work has been fine. No,

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Speaker 1: surprised that she hasn't, because this is doable. Okay, you

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Speaker 1: got me. The insurance thing wasn't real, idiot. Actually, this

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Speaker 1: whole thing isn't real. Because my name's Jose and I'm

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Speaker 1: on a radio show called Brick and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: When I'm doing a phone tap on you, your fiance

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Speaker 1: Dug set you up. Oh my god, Oh my goodness,

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Speaker 1: are you kidding me? No, he said, you guys ordered

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Speaker 1: pizza the other night and you kept saying it didn't

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Speaker 1: taste right, so you wanted to mess with you. My goodness,

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Speaker 1: I've never heard of anything so crazy. Pizza insurance. It

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Speaker 1: was hilarious. Well, let's be honest. I dropped it for

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Speaker 1: ten seconds, all right, But I did blow on it,

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Speaker 1: and I picked all that crap off of it. Wake

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Speaker 1: up every morning point five