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Speaker 1: You found us on podcasts, Thank you so much.

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Speaker 1: Oh.

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Speaker 3: Instantly, Walt Disney World tweeted out quote nineteen thirty nine

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Speaker 3: was a vibe hashtag happy place, Okay, and then everybody

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Speaker 3: pointed out that's.

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Speaker 4: The year World War two started.

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Speaker 3: Well, and you know what Disney said after they deleted it,

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Speaker 3: they came back and said, we're late.

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Speaker 5: Ah, that's like Walter, you were late for WWII, which

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Speaker 5: stands for World War two, but you're not late for WCII.

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Speaker 1: I mean we did get into that war pretty late,

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Speaker 1: to be honest.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, two viral sound bites from the internet. Only enough

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Speaker 3: time to play one of them. Let's get right into

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Speaker 3: your choices. Your first option is a Christmas theme song

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Speaker 3: you've never heard before that's designed to put a little

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Speaker 3: jingle in your jangle and some.

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Speaker 4: Mule side in your backside.

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Speaker 3: Or you want to go with option two, which is

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Speaker 3: actual audio that aired on TV back in nineteen eighty seven.

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Speaker 3: It happened at the very end of a Muppet Family

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Speaker 3: Christmas on ABC and left viewers in complete and total shock.

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Speaker 3: What's it gonna be, shaken your rump or Muppets get gumped?

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Speaker 1: Oh this is hard. I'm gonna go Muppets.

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Speaker 4: Get one for the Muppets, Brook.

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Speaker 1: I love to relive my childhood trauma.

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Speaker 2: Give me nineteen eighty seven, Muffets.

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Speaker 4: I honestly think you made a great choice.

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Speaker 3: Let's put into the sound of the Muppet Family Christmas

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Speaker 3: ending from nineteen eighty seven that left viewers in total shock.

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Speaker 6: Very Christmas, everyone, Hey Christmas, Chris.

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Speaker 4: I'm doctor Timothy Johnson.

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Speaker 6: Later on Nightline, it's a controversy about life and death.

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Speaker 6: Do you keep a doomed baby alive so it's organs

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Speaker 6: can be used to save the lives of others?

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Speaker 3: What Cliff ran at the end of the Muppet Live TV.

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Speaker 7: My god, which, oh my god, I'm a scarved I

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Speaker 7: probably watched that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I was seven years old and all.

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Speaker 8: These years later.

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Speaker 3: Let's get right into your shock collar question of the day,

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Speaker 3: and Jake I don't know if it's a clip that

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Speaker 3: we just heard, or if it's the large pills that

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Speaker 3: I took before we came on the air, But I

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Speaker 3: feel really good about your question.

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Speaker 4: Whatever it is, hit us with it well.

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Speaker 9: The holiday experts say, if you're using more than three

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Speaker 9: pieces of tape to wrap a present, then you're doing

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Speaker 1: Oh I am always doing it.

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Speaker 8: People in Japan they don't even use it.

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Speaker 9: I know it's amazing, but not everything can be packaged

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Speaker 9: up into a neat little box with a bow on top,

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Speaker 9: like the three hundred Twitch subscriber bots I purchased for Jose,

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Speaker 9: Oh for the twenty pounds of loose eyelash glue that

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Speaker 9: I got for Alexis. You know, some items just can't

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Speaker 9: be easily covered up in bright festive paper. And that's

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Speaker 9: why a new survey asked a thousand people to name

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Speaker 9: a gift that's difficult to wrap. And I have the

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Speaker 9: top four answers in front of me. We'll get into

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Speaker 9: them all in another holiday edition of Unglued Family Feud.

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Speaker 9: We'll start with the guy who's so excited for presents

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Speaker 9: he's already looped up his chimney.

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Speaker 3: Young Jeffrey you don't have to do that, you know, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I wanted him to have easy access.

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Speaker 9: Jeff tell me a gift that's difficult to wrap.

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Speaker 3: Well, I know from experience giving somebody a swiffer is tough.

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Speaker 1: Didn't we just go over the other days or you

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Speaker 9: Use that in the back.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't matter who it was. Nobody wants a swiffer.

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Speaker 3: People want their house or a broom or anything wrong

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Speaker 3: cleaning tools, broom, swiffer, et cetera.

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Speaker 9: I'll give you every cleaning tool, and I'll tell you

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Speaker 9: none of them are on the list.

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Speaker 1: Nobody wants them wrapped.

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Speaker 3: Jeffrey, I know what you're getting for.

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Speaker 10: Okay.

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Speaker 11: The other day I was trying to give my friend

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Speaker 12: And I hate wrapping them because if you put it

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Speaker 1: Wine bags, they know what it is then like instantly.

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Speaker 3: But that's easy to wrap. It's not about like hiding it.

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Speaker 11: I'm good alcohol because it clinks around too and stuff.

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Speaker 3: I think it's hard show me alcohol.

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Speaker 9: Get a better gift for someone, So I.

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Speaker 8: Don't wrap presence anymore. I'm awful.

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Speaker 6: But I look back to my childhood, Jake, and I

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Speaker 8: We love balls.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I was thinking that too, Yes.

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Speaker 6: I remember trying to wrap a football for a family

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Speaker 14: So I'm going to go with balls, Jake, Great sports

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Speaker 14: balls number one, great answer, Jose over to Brook A

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Speaker 14: gift that's difficult to wrap?

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Speaker 2: Okay, So I mean the things that are hard to

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Speaker 2: wrap are either really soft because you can't like push

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Speaker 2: a weird shape like last year my son got his

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Speaker 1: Me tell you, not easy to wrap.

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Speaker 8: No way you.

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Speaker 1: Actually I use newspaper.

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Speaker 9: Bike bicycle tricycle number four on the list. Let's go

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Speaker 3: Okay, you know I used this answer yesterday and it

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Speaker 3: was right, and I bet it's on the list again.

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Speaker 4: So I said cash.

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Speaker 1: You just put cash in a card, that's all you do.

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Speaker 1: Like they have specific cards even for cash.

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Speaker 3: I'm not talking about having a card with it, just

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Speaker 3: the cash. How do you wrap money individually?

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Speaker 2: Wrapping dollar bill and how do you prevent it from

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Speaker 3: Is It's especially awkward when you try and take it

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Speaker 3: a couple hours later to the club and you then

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Speaker 4: Yeah, how do you know it's cash?

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Speaker 3: Then I'm gonna go with cash Jack, terrible cash money.

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Speaker 3: I don't know, Alexis.

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Speaker 9: I have two more answers on the list. Save you

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Speaker 9: from a shot collar.

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Speaker 6: Think of what Brook said about soft and weird shaped things.

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Speaker 6: Your favorite thing ever stuffy?

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Speaker 8: Yeah that's true.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll just go with that.

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Speaker 11: Stuffed animals, Chake.

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Speaker 9: Stuffed animals is not on the list. Reak out the

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Speaker 9: list so far. Basketball football number one gave Jose all

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Speaker 3: Try trying to wrap some live stock the other year

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Speaker 3: and it was awkward.

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Speaker 1: We did a fish once and didn't turn out well.

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Speaker 3: Water was the bicycle somebody wanted to hear Holly Jolly

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Speaker 3: Christmas saying like goofy Okay, you'll have all the year.

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Speaker 1: It's like goofy wait country.

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Speaker 3: That's your shock College question of the day.

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Speaker 10: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: How often do the people in this room check your

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Speaker 3: spam folders? Not your work one, I mean like your

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Speaker 3: personal accounts.

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Speaker 8: Oh, every like a few months. I will, And there's

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Speaker 1: I don't really ever check it.

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Speaker 10: Yeah me either.

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Speaker 1: You can't reach me, then too bad.

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Speaker 3: Well, if you haven't done it recently, you might want to.

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Speaker 3: Because a fifty five year old woman from Michigan named

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Speaker 3: Lauras Spears was recently looking for a missed email from

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Speaker 3: one of her friends, and she rarely ever does this,

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Speaker 3: but she checked her spam folder and in there was

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Speaker 3: a message from the Michigan Lottery saying, Hey, you just

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Speaker 6: Don't believe you, Prince in Michigan.

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Speaker 3: Definitely seems a little bit suspicious, but surprisingly it was

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Speaker 3: actually legit. What she tells, she logged into her lottery

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Speaker 3: when it was revealed to her that she had actually

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Speaker 15: Dollars million, who.

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Speaker 4: Three mil three milk?

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Speaker 3: Laura bought a Mega Million's lottery ticket just a few

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Speaker 10: Won?

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Speaker 8: Have an account if you log in and buy under

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Speaker 8: And all they can say is, we was bought in

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Speaker 4: So somehow it went into spam and she didn't know

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Speaker 3: If it wasn't for her friends saying hey, did you

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Speaker 3: get my email, no, it.

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Speaker 4: Would have just sat there and she never would have collected.

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Speaker 4: Absolutely not.

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Speaker 8: She's like, oh I found her email block. We'll never

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Speaker 3: But now she says she plans on taking an early

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Speaker 3: return hireman. And she also said she's going to be

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Speaker 3: checking her spam folder regularly now and now she's gonna

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Speaker 3: were talking about. So be careful, Laura, but we're gonna

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Speaker 3: all check our spam folders. Meanwhile, Laser story is coming

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Speaker 3: up next. It's the radio segment that's launching the first

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Speaker 3: inconvenience store.

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Speaker 4: It's only open half an hour.

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Speaker 3: A week inconvenience on Mondays at one in the afternoon,

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Speaker 3: and they only accept cashier's checks.

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Speaker 4: Good luck.

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Speaker 3: It's Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news

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Speaker 3: stories around the world, just like everyone else does, except

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Speaker 3: we have a laser and those other sliper derbs just don't.

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Speaker 3: This first laser store is out of Spain. Thirty year

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Speaker 3: old woman sent her mother a terrifying video where she

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Speaker 3: was blindfolded as someone was holding a knife to her throat,

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Nice of the kidnappers to let her take a video

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Speaker 2: and send it to her mom.

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Speaker 3: Well, then she added, if her mother says anything to

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Speaker 3: the police, the kidnappers would kill her.

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Speaker 8: Oh my god, this is crazy.

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Speaker 3: Just one big problem with her story. This was exactly

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Speaker 3: the fourth time she told her mom she'd been kidnapped,

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Speaker 3: Well, hold on cuz they did work those three other times.

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Speaker 3: Mom gave her supposed kidnappers a total of forty five

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Speaker 1: Snapers. You cannot do this to your mother. I just

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she was even caught back then when the police

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Speaker 8: Wow, as they should. That's awful.

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Speaker 2: I lie to my mom one time about staying at

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Speaker 3: A local news reporter started her report by saying, have

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Speaker 3: we found is four more at eleven.

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Speaker 6: More specific, mom, I need you to buy four first

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Speaker 8: Here's the names.

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Speaker 3: Listed nextly as their stories out of India. A local

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Speaker 3: Turns out the outages were done on purpose by a

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Speaker 4: Yeah, his name is Sunita.

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Speaker 3: He's an electrician in the village, and he was cutting

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Speaker 3: He didn't want to see her face though, while apparently

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Speaker 4: Witnesses say.

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Speaker 3: The man was then paraded around the village, where he

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Speaker 8: I did not expect.

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Speaker 4: Dislikes it because she keeps the lights on.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely, I love it with the lights on.

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Speaker 4: His Mex show has had a taie land.

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Speaker 3: A thirty two year old woman named Apron Meeking was

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Speaker 3: to look pretty. Oh, Meeking said. A friend suggested a

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Speaker 2: You don't want a budget eyebrows is one of the

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Speaker 3: So she did it, and after the procedure she looked

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Speaker 4: Oh god, I.

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Speaker 2: Mean if one is bad, if you only have eyebrow

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Speaker 16: She always looked shocked, and it is cool if you

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Speaker 16: want four eyebrows, but she didn't, so she went back

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Speaker 16: to the shop where they just filled in the gap between.

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Speaker 4: Huge giant eyebrows.

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Speaker 1: Why did you go back to the same shot.

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Speaker 8: Like a statue?

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Speaker 1: She's pretty.

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Speaker 3: She then sought to have the botched brows removed, but

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Speaker 3: the next day she discovered the clinic has got shut down.

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Speaker 1: She went back to Gowhere removed.

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Speaker 4: She was not able to contact the owners.

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Speaker 2: Today's people who don't learn their lesson, like between the

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Speaker 3: The lady me. King said she felt so insecure that

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Speaker 3: she hid in her home for months. But after learning

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Speaker 4: Man, he gave her new ones six eyebrows.

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Speaker 17: Now, no, I.

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Speaker 1: Mean it was free. The last one was only a

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Speaker 1: Bogo deal.

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Speaker 3: It was a procedure that took three months as the

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Speaker 3: old ink had to be removed and faded before tattooing

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Speaker 3: new eyebrows on. But now Making says she's happy again

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Speaker 3: and can lead a normal life.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, She's always going to be known as the

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Speaker 2: quad brow girl.

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Speaker 4: This next lazer story is out of snooze, HQ.

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Speaker 10: Oh let's go there.

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Speaker 8: I just want to here.

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Speaker 3: You've probably heard someone say, just imagine all the stuff

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Speaker 3: I could get done if I didn't have to sleep.

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Speaker 1: See, I would take out going to the bathroom. I

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Speaker 1: think that big wasted time.

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Speaker 8: Oh man.

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Speaker 1: I always I love sleep, sleep.

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Speaker 3: Well, a new pole hasts more than six thousand adults.

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Speaker 3: If you could eliminate your own need for sleep, would

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Speaker 3: you do it? Forty nine percent said no, they wouldn't

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Speaker 3: bother it's nice, thirty percent said yes, they'd still sleep,

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Speaker 3: and twenty one percent we're sure.

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Speaker 6: We're sure.

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Speaker 1: Why why they answer?

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Speaker 4: Why are you doing this?

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Speaker 3: Just don't answer it, walk away.

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Speaker 11: This is a tougher question.

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Speaker 8: I'll give him that mine.

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Speaker 3: Just don't put an answer down.

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Speaker 2: I mean, sometimes I need to go to sleep just

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Speaker 2: so I can wake up in a better mood.

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Speaker 8: Sleep is so fun.

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Speaker 6: Literally, the first thing I do in the morning when

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Speaker 6: I wake up is go man, I can't wait to

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Speaker 6: do that again.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's the best part of my driving to work.

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Speaker 4: I'll tell you, no, don't driving jack for what it's worth.

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Speaker 3: Men are far more likely to continue sleeping than women are.

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Speaker 3: Thirty seven percent of men would do it, only twenty

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Speaker 3: three percent of women. But the biggest disparity is a

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Speaker 3: person's age. Younger people surveyed between eighteen and twenty nine,

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Speaker 3: we're much more likely to want to continue sleeping.

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Speaker 10: Really, really, I.

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Speaker 8: Thought it'd the other way.

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Speaker 2: I find my dad's sleeping everywhere like that man can

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Speaker 2: fall asleep no matter where he's at.

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Speaker 6: But when Dad's wake up so early, and then they

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Speaker 6: drag about it, and then they fall asleep by now.

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Speaker 1: And then you're at lunch with them and wait, dad, yeah, dad.

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Speaker 3: See the difference is that's not by choice, that's a

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Speaker 3: total accident. But as people age, they're more willing to

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Speaker 3: give up sleep, to the point where only seventeen percent

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Speaker 3: of people sixty five and older say they'd continue sleeping

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Speaker 3: if their body didn't have to do it.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, there's not much time left, yes, yeah, Or they're like,

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Speaker 13: I want to watch my program.

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Speaker 4: I'll sleep when I'm dead. You know, some people can

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Speaker 4: do stuff while.

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Speaker 3: They sleep, Like people are sleepwalkers, some are sleep talkers.

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Speaker 4: And then there's this guy. He works out in his sleep.

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Speaker 1: That's impressive.

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Speaker 3: Why do you think Sheelle is looking so trim? Oh

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Speaker 3: he's a fit guy. I mean, Lazer Stories has come

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Speaker 3: to an end for the day. We'll do it again,

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Speaker 3: same time.

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Speaker 10: On Monday, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: We all know the true spirit of Christmas is about

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Speaker 3: being with the family.

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Speaker 4: Yes, for sure, rereading, love and joy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Christmas cheers, and of course ruthless competition and holiday

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Speaker 3: bragging rights. Nobody on earth is more obsessed with winning

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Speaker 3: than hardcore Christmas carollers. I know they might seem sweet

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Speaker 3: dressed in their old Victorian outfits, singing about yule Tide

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Speaker 3: treasure and gay apparel. Fa la la la, la la la,

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Speaker 3: But deep down they are warriors there to give their

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Speaker 3: opponent a Christmas curb stopping.

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Speaker 4: They'll never forget.

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Speaker 3: That's why we sent our own Jose Bolanos and Alexis

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Speaker 3: Fuller down into the holiday blood bag to ask the

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Speaker 3: thousands of people there to bear witness what you're doing

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Speaker 3: at the Christmas Carol competition. Oh my god, we're gonna

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Speaker 3: pulay you the hardcore audio coming up. You know what

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Speaker 3: Christmas carollers and snow have in common? What you pee

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Speaker 3: on both and they disappear.

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Speaker 8: No, that's not a thing.

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Speaker 3: Not the other night, during the Christmas Carol Championships in

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Speaker 3: the city, it was on, Oh we're talking sopranos versus baritone,

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Speaker 3: Biggie pudding figaros versus the sugar plum Sonatas. It was

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Speaker 3: getting ugly up in there, and that's why we sent

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Speaker 3: Jose and Alexis to drop the mic right in front

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Speaker 3: of the stage to ask the people, what you doing

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Speaker 3: at the Christmas Carol Championships.

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Speaker 11: What you're doing at the Christmas Carolyn competition?

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Speaker 17: Just hang out just me and my friends.

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Speaker 11: Were you planning on coming to this tonight?

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Speaker 17: Or did you just heck yea for a very long time?

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Speaker 4: He sings in choir in our church.

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Speaker 1: Oh you sing?

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Speaker 11: Are you wanting to be up there?

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Speaker 17: I already got recruited by some groups? So next year, maybe.

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Speaker 11: Wait this Conna be your big rig. What would your

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Speaker 11: song be that you sing up there?

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Speaker 17: Silent Night? Saw? Oh song?

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Speaker 1: Are you restarting?

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Speaker 17: I screwed up the first time?

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Speaker 11: Saw the only part of the song.

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Speaker 17: No, I crack under pressure, real easy.

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Speaker 1: I really not.

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Speaker 11: I should not be putting pressure on you. I don't

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Speaker 11: even know notice sing.

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Speaker 18: Oh.

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Speaker 11: I thought this was like a professional, top tier recruitment.

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Speaker 17: Yeah. I think they were just giving our cards to

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Speaker 17: pretty much anybody.

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Speaker 3: See. I don't think I would actually want to go

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Speaker 3: watch the Christmas Caroling competition, but I would watch it

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Speaker 3: if it.

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Speaker 4: Was a bunch of people that didn't know.

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Speaker 8: Any of the words, just words Silent Night, over and

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Speaker 8: over again.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know I could root for a caroler. Guys,

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Speaker 1: got my vote next year.

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Speaker 4: Man, We're all We're all there for you.

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Speaker 6: What's you doing at the Christmas Caroling competition?

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Speaker 19: Hey, I am a judge for the choral competition tonight.

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Speaker 6: Wow, we got one of the official judges in front

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Speaker 6: of us. So what does it take to be a

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Speaker 6: judge for one of these?

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Speaker 19: Really? Nothing at all? It seems like no no choral

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Speaker 19: experience required it, bro, I heard that Gloria song for

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Speaker 19: the first time tonight. You ever heard the Gloria song?

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Speaker 6: You don't, Okay, you don't know a lot of Christmas terms,

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Speaker 6: probably like Holly Jolly.

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Speaker 19: Not know what figgie pudding is this whole time, didn't

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Speaker 19: google it, didn't do anything, very little prep.

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Speaker 8: This is like the Big Championship. It was also locally

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Speaker 8: televised as well.

457
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Speaker 3: Yeah, is there anyone less qualified to judge a Christmas

458
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:21,320
Speaker 3: He doesn't even know what carols are?

459
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Speaker 1: I end up here.

460
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Speaker 12: What you're doing at the Christmas Carolyn competition? So truly,

461
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:34,159
Speaker 12: we're actually here for a wedding. And wandered around looking

462
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:37,720
Speaker 12: for a cocktail bar and heard some singing and could

463
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Speaker 12: not turn away.

464
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Speaker 11: Oh so you wandered into a caroling competition.

465
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Speaker 12: Yes, Unfortunately they weren't taking any late carollers, so I

466
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Speaker 12: just am here to watch.

467
00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:49,000
Speaker 11: Oh wait, you wanted to go on stage?

468
00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:52,200
Speaker 12: Yeah, that would be ideal, but apparently that's not a

469
00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:54,719
Speaker 12: thing ext all. Right, so you have some singing experience

470
00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:56,640
Speaker 12: if you were to go out there, you can't sing,

471
00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:58,480
Speaker 12: but you're giving a pep talk to the carrollers.

472
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Speaker 11: What would you say to them?

473
00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:04,080
Speaker 12: Listen, the whole world is gonna get cold if you

474
00:23:04,119 --> 00:23:06,399
Speaker 12: don't get up there and sing Carol of the Bells.

475
00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:09,480
Speaker 11: Oh my god, you're gonna go to the threatening route.

476
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:13,439
Speaker 11: It's that serious. Do you have kids or anything? God, no,

477
00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:15,119
Speaker 11: gonna say. I'm kind of worried for them if you

478
00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:18,520
Speaker 11: talk like this. So you're a therapist. Do you talk

479
00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:19,760
Speaker 11: to your clients like this.

480
00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:21,440
Speaker 3: When they need it?

481
00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:24,280
Speaker 18: Oh?

482
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Speaker 1: Maybe that's the therapy that I've been waiting for.

483
00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:29,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, did you get her her card and information? Because

484
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,680
Speaker 3: I think she's gonna have some new clients.

485
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Speaker 4: From the show.

486
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Speaker 2: You go to a therapist to cry it out, but

487
00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:37,360
Speaker 2: apparently she just makes you cry.

488
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:38,560
Speaker 4: Sometimes that's what you need.

489
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Speaker 8: Yeah, you could out there and stop crying.

490
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Speaker 3: It's what you're doing at the Christmas Carol Championships, where

491
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Speaker 3: Jose and Alexis braved the bitter cold temperatures and put

492
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Speaker 3: their attraction for each other aside to ask other people

493
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:53,560
Speaker 3: a simple question.

494
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Speaker 6: What you doing at the Christmas Caroling competition.

495
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Speaker 17: We're a barbershop group.

496
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Speaker 6: Wow, we do a lot of going jingle jingled jingle

497
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Speaker 6: while everybody else is singing.

498
00:24:02,119 --> 00:24:03,720
Speaker 4: By the way, you look beautiful.

499
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:06,080
Speaker 6: You have Christmas lights on your body, of your shoes.

500
00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:08,320
Speaker 4: Describe to people your shoes.

501
00:24:08,359 --> 00:24:11,800
Speaker 1: Well, my boots are made of red glitter and.

502
00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:15,000
Speaker 3: Lights and lights. So cute on the lights and of

503
00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:17,760
Speaker 3: course the candy cane leg warmers, because you know you

504
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:20,560
Speaker 3: can't be a Christmas elf without leg warmers.

505
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:21,760
Speaker 8: Well that's awesome.

506
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:22,720
Speaker 4: Okay, So we.

507
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Speaker 11: Have one of the best songs.

508
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:25,040
Speaker 19: It's a crowd favorite.

509
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:27,439
Speaker 8: What explain what is that like?

510
00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:28,040
Speaker 19: What do you mean?

511
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:32,119
Speaker 11: So we have a song that is about being alone

512
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Speaker 11: on Christmas.

513
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:40,399
Speaker 13: Oh, that's a crowd favorite.

514
00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:42,840
Speaker 8: Requesting do the alone songs?

515
00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:48,520
Speaker 2: It's silent night because you're literally the only person Theresa believe.

516
00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:51,800
Speaker 3: We have judges who don't recognize the song, singers who

517
00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:54,320
Speaker 3: don't know most of the words, and we finally get

518
00:24:54,359 --> 00:24:56,440
Speaker 3: someone who's supposed to be actually legit? And what do

519
00:24:56,520 --> 00:25:00,639
Speaker 3: they want to sing about? Not holly jolly Christmas loveing

520
00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:04,720
Speaker 3: and depressed? Where's my zannies at? Actually again, I do

521
00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:05,920
Speaker 3: want to go to that version of the show.

522
00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:10,760
Speaker 11: What you doing at the Christmas carolling competition?

523
00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:15,240
Speaker 17: Listen to the carrollers? I had a drink before.

524
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:19,399
Speaker 11: Oh it's too warm because it's cold out here. Drinking

525
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:21,200
Speaker 11: just for the warm or it does it help enjoy

526
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:21,920
Speaker 11: the carols.

527
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:23,760
Speaker 17: A little more? Maybe a little bit of both.

528
00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:26,639
Speaker 11: Okay, are you routing training teams?

529
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:28,400
Speaker 1: Well, the first one already won.

530
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:30,040
Speaker 11: Oh I missed the winner.

531
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Speaker 17: Oops that was one of them.

532
00:25:32,359 --> 00:25:32,760
Speaker 3: Oops.

533
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:36,080
Speaker 11: Did the crowd like go crazy or anything? I missed it?

534
00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:36,440
Speaker 18: Sure?

535
00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:38,840
Speaker 1: Cheer cheer cheer, Yeah.

536
00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:39,800
Speaker 17: Yeah, yeah.

537
00:25:40,359 --> 00:25:42,320
Speaker 11: What did you do when they won? You say.

538
00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:51,800
Speaker 4: So, she fell off a building, had one d tell

539
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:53,280
Speaker 4: you became good friends with that wine.

540
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:53,920
Speaker 10: Yeah?

541
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:55,600
Speaker 11: I did watch the show, but we did char dream.

542
00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:57,880
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm talking to my mom.

543
00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:02,200
Speaker 3: That was what you doing at the Christmas carol Champion, Jimmy,

544
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:03,840
Speaker 3: that was actually a good time.

545
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:08,800
Speaker 4: We got your phone tap coming up right after this.

546
00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:10,840
Speaker 10: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

547
00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:15,920
Speaker 3: In these calls, we've made people angry. We've made people laugh. Yeah,

548
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:19,000
Speaker 3: we've made people extremely frustrated.

549
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:21,360
Speaker 1: But I can go back to the laughter doing anywhere.

550
00:26:21,359 --> 00:26:26,359
Speaker 3: We've made people think they're legit going crazy until now

551
00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:29,560
Speaker 3: when we have Jose call up a dude to let

552
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:33,120
Speaker 3: him know Jose's been getting crank calls on his answering machine.

553
00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:36,760
Speaker 3: Come on, and we've traced it to this guy's phone number.

554
00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:41,159
Speaker 3: And if he doesn't believe it, Jose has proof in

555
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:41,640
Speaker 3: your phone.

556
00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:43,720
Speaker 4: Tap right now, it's another.

557
00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:45,960
Speaker 10: On the twenties.

558
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:54,760
Speaker 6: Hello, Hey, whoever this is, leave me alone.

559
00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:57,399
Speaker 4: I'm sorry what you heard me?

560
00:26:57,960 --> 00:26:59,040
Speaker 8: Stop calling me.

561
00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:02,040
Speaker 20: I don't know who this is. You called me.

562
00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:06,160
Speaker 6: You're leaving me messages, dude, over and over all the time.

563
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:07,000
Speaker 3: Stop it.

564
00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:09,480
Speaker 20: I'm not leaving anybody messages.

565
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:10,719
Speaker 21: I don't even know who this is.

566
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:14,119
Speaker 6: Oh really, yeah, I have a voice recorder. Does this

567
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:15,600
Speaker 6: sound familiar to you at all?

568
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:22,600
Speaker 18: In the time, I'm telling you a loser?

569
00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:26,840
Speaker 8: Explain that one?

570
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:29,159
Speaker 7: What the hell is that?

571
00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:30,040
Speaker 15: It's not even me?

572
00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:31,800
Speaker 6: I don't know what to tell you. They're all coming

573
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:35,040
Speaker 6: from your caller ID. I don't just dial random people's

574
00:27:35,119 --> 00:27:35,880
Speaker 6: numbers like this.

575
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,920
Speaker 20: Stop stop yelling at me, I promise I swear I

576
00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:39,760
Speaker 20: don't even know you.

577
00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:41,800
Speaker 8: Oh oh yeah, okay, okay, so what's your name?

578
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:44,119
Speaker 20: I'm not telling you my name. I'm not telling you.

579
00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:46,840
Speaker 6: Oh okay, So you can prank call random people, but

580
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:50,159
Speaker 6: you're too scared to tell me your name, you chicken David.

581
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:51,720
Speaker 20: Okay, but it wasn't me.

582
00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:54,280
Speaker 8: Oh it wasn't explain this.

583
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:10,480
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, I am.

584
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:12,040
Speaker 6: Nah to say about that David.

585
00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:14,800
Speaker 20: That means there must be a different David.

586
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:15,840
Speaker 9: Look, you told me.

587
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:18,159
Speaker 6: In the message you were gonna deny it, just like

588
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:19,639
Speaker 6: you've been doing the whole call.

589
00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:21,280
Speaker 4: So what am I supposed to think?

590
00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:22,639
Speaker 9: I don't know, man, I don't know.

591
00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:25,280
Speaker 20: I didn't you hear the voice of the voicema doesn't

592
00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:27,280
Speaker 20: even sound like me. I mean, listen to my voice now,

593
00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:29,000
Speaker 20: you hear that the same?

594
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:31,919
Speaker 8: Oh it's not my voice? Well, how did I know

595
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:33,360
Speaker 8: you were gonna say that?

596
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,639
Speaker 1: What again?

597
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:41,760
Speaker 18: I'm running my voice through a voice on my phone.

598
00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:44,640
Speaker 18: You call me, You'll never be able to judge me.

599
00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:51,000
Speaker 8: You call me a loser again? Nice touch?

600
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:52,520
Speaker 20: What the hell is happening right now?

601
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:53,600
Speaker 21: How is this possible?

602
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:55,040
Speaker 8: Look, it's your number.

603
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:58,640
Speaker 6: The answering message is all say, it's your name, and

604
00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:01,760
Speaker 6: you're gonna run your voice were processor and you're.

605
00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:04,040
Speaker 8: Gonna deny it. And it's literally what's happening? You think

606
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:04,640
Speaker 8: I'm dumb.

607
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:06,920
Speaker 20: I don't know if you're if you're making this up,

608
00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:08,600
Speaker 20: I don't know if you got somebody in the room

609
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:09,840
Speaker 20: repeating what you say.

610
00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:14,800
Speaker 6: Wow, let me round of applause, because guess what, I

611
00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:16,400
Speaker 6: knew you were gonna say that.

612
00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:22,560
Speaker 18: Too, so much tell you people in the room making.

613
00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:28,480
Speaker 8: You're still mugging admitted after that?

614
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:30,160
Speaker 15: What do you want me to admit?

615
00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:33,720
Speaker 20: I swear to god, I had nothing admitted to.

616
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:36,520
Speaker 6: Me, and admit that your kids Ethan and Ryder out

617
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:38,920
Speaker 6: smarted you and you got set up for a prank

618
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:41,280
Speaker 6: phone call radio chok on Broking.

619
00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:53,920
Speaker 8: Jeffrey in the Morning. What that's all I wanted? I'll

620
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:54,720
Speaker 8: admit this.

621
00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:57,160
Speaker 6: Is actually ill from the radio show Brick and Jeffrey

622
00:29:57,160 --> 00:29:59,280
Speaker 6: in the Morning. We're doing a phone tap on you.

623
00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:01,240
Speaker 21: By the I was going crazy. I thought I was

624
00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:02,720
Speaker 21: going I really thought it was going crazy.

625
00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:05,160
Speaker 6: You thought you're going crazy. I have all of this

626
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:07,560
Speaker 6: stuff that I knew you were gonna say. Probably I

627
00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:09,760
Speaker 6: thought I was crazy like a fortune teller, but an

628
00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:12,000
Speaker 6: angry one sorry, I'm so yelling at you.

629
00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:14,480
Speaker 15: By the way, how did you guys even do that?

630
00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:17,880
Speaker 6: We actually have a soundboard in front of us, and

631
00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:20,000
Speaker 6: we got a bunch of info from your kids about you,

632
00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:21,840
Speaker 6: and so we have like fifty.

633
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:23,719
Speaker 8: Different possibilities of what you could be saying.

634
00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:25,600
Speaker 4: Wow, yeah, pretty loud.

635
00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:26,560
Speaker 20: You guys crushed it?

636
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:28,440
Speaker 8: Well, thank you? Is that? Am I going to get

637
00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:29,400
Speaker 8: an apology? Finally?

638
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:32,040
Speaker 20: I'm terribly sorry.

639
00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:35,440
Speaker 8: I know you would say that. Oh wait, that's one

640
00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:36,960
Speaker 8: of the few things we don't have ready for you

641
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:37,280
Speaker 8: to say.

642
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:43,719
Speaker 10: Actually, wake up every morning was fun taps weekday mornings

643
00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:46,520
Speaker 10: on the twenties, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

644
00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:50,240
Speaker 3: If you went on a date but you kind of

645
00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:53,600
Speaker 3: don't remember a lot about it, did it really happen?

646
00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:57,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, your memory isn't.

647
00:30:57,440 --> 00:30:57,600
Speaker 21: No.

648
00:30:57,760 --> 00:31:01,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not talking about like a night party type

649
00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:04,320
Speaker 3: of date that goes until two am. I'm talking a

650
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:08,120
Speaker 3: middle of the day coffee shop in broad daylight.

651
00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:10,880
Speaker 4: Should be totally normal kind of dates.

652
00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:13,360
Speaker 8: Oh I was like wasted midnight dates.

653
00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:19,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not what's going on, But I like what

654
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:20,280
Speaker 3: you're thinking.

655
00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:23,040
Speaker 1: Alzheimer's date.

656
00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:27,920
Speaker 3: One of our listeners has some recollection about what he

657
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:30,680
Speaker 3: did that day, okay, but he.

658
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:32,040
Speaker 4: Doesn't remember everything.

659
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:34,920
Speaker 3: He really can't tell if it was the best date

660
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:35,520
Speaker 3: of all.

661
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:38,280
Speaker 4: Time or maybe the worst date of all time.

662
00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:40,360
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go he's on the phone with us, so

663
00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:41,720
Speaker 2: I'm leaning towards the latter.

664
00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:44,479
Speaker 3: We're gonna find out for sure when we do your

665
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:46,400
Speaker 3: second date update coming.

666
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:48,840
Speaker 4: Up next Second Date update.

667
00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:53,240
Speaker 3: When we go through all the second date email requests,

668
00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:55,640
Speaker 3: and we're trying to decide who to call, we should

669
00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:59,440
Speaker 3: probably base that decision on who has the most compelling

670
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:01,320
Speaker 3: or romantic dates story.

671
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:02,960
Speaker 1: I thought, that's what we've been doing.

672
00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:05,840
Speaker 3: Do you have a realistic chance of actually reaching their

673
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:07,880
Speaker 3: person and making this whole call worthwhile?

674
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:09,600
Speaker 4: That's what we should be doing.

675
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:13,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, because it's a good goal.

676
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:15,560
Speaker 3: That's what a good radio host would do.

677
00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:17,200
Speaker 4: But I'm not going to do that.

678
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:22,480
Speaker 3: We're gonna call the guy for one reason, and one

679
00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:25,720
Speaker 3: reason only, because of his name.

680
00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:28,480
Speaker 1: We've gotten this before. It's turned out well. I support it.

681
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:32,960
Speaker 3: Because this person signed his email to us rufer. I

682
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:36,240
Speaker 3: don't know if that's his profession and he got confused

683
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:38,880
Speaker 3: if it's a typo or what, but it caught my attention.

684
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:42,120
Speaker 1: It's spelled like a roof or like spelled like a rufer.

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Speaker 3: So I just want to find out. Welcome Rufer to

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Speaker 3: the show.

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Speaker 21: Hey, how's it going?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 3: So is that your real name or what.

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Speaker 21: Real name is? Rufus? But uh, I bros called me

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Speaker 21: Rufer and that's pretty much what I go by?

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Speaker 1: Okay? Is that is that what you go by to

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Speaker 1: your dates?

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Speaker 18: Too?

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Speaker 21: Yep?

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Speaker 1: All right?

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Speaker 3: Okay, Well I literally know nothing about what happened on

698
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Speaker 3: your date or who you were with because all I

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Speaker 3: saw was rufers. So why don't you start us off?

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Speaker 3: Tell us who you want us to call today?

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Speaker 21: If you guys call it Diana Ukay, we went to coffee,

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Speaker 21: all right?

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Speaker 1: Well for real, I mean coffee is almost like a

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Speaker 1: pre date, right.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, simple way to downplay his.

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Speaker 8: Coffee date, Ruffer.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that's plenty romantic. That counts as a

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Speaker 3: date for most people, but not for Brook.

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Speaker 4: Apparently you said.

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Speaker 2: It's like it could be fifteen to thirty minute experience, right,

711
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Speaker 2: it's not anyway.

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Speaker 4: Sometimes that's all that people have, Brooke.

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Speaker 21: So if you guys can just like step, are just

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Speaker 21: kind of killing my buzz right.

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Speaker 1: Now, Brook.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm guessing that's not a caffeine buzz fro tells about.

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Speaker 3: What happened at the coffee shop how to go.

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Speaker 21: Yeah, so it didn't start well.

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Speaker 1: Uh oh oh what does that mean?

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Speaker 21: I kind of forgot?

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Speaker 22: Well you forgot about the see, I told you you

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Speaker 22: better give you just so much crap?

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Speaker 3: How did you forget?

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Speaker 21: I was maybe a little high at the time.

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Speaker 1: There go At what point did you remember when.

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Speaker 21: She text me, Okay, you can just.

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Speaker 1: Go drive now and go like, well, he'll bully it's close.

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Speaker 21: Yeah, it was about four blocks from my plate. So

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Speaker 21: I text her back like yeah, I'm close, like I'll

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Speaker 21: be on my way.

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Speaker 1: Well good, yeah, yeah, it's good.

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Speaker 22: Except for you showed up high as a kite.

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Speaker 3: We don't know if he even showed up to the date.

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Speaker 21: I mean, did you did make it there? I did

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Speaker 21: make it okay, showered and a little disheveled. All I

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Speaker 21: really remember is that I got into like a fight

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Speaker 21: with my pants.

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Speaker 3: Like a verbal fight or a physical fight.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 21: I just remember at some point like come on, pants,

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Speaker 21: like they just it wasn't happening.

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Speaker 22: Were you sitting down at the coffee shop at this point?

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Speaker 21: I have this is still home. I haven't left yet.

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Speaker 4: We're still getting dressed. What happened after that?

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Speaker 21: Yeah, I get the pants on. I win that fight,

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Speaker 21: so I start booking it down the street. There's only

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Speaker 21: four blocks.

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Speaker 13: Okay, running high when you show up.

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Speaker 6: Because you feel like you're running so fast, like I've

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Speaker 6: been there before.

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Speaker 1: You have no concept of time. Time has literally left you.

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Speaker 3: Wat I feel like his arms are just flailing all

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Speaker 3: over the place, his legs are wobbling.

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Speaker 8: But don't fail.

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Speaker 3: Did you make it to the coffee shop, Roofer?

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Speaker 21: I thought I did. I went into a coffee shop

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Speaker 21: that I believed was the coffee shop? And then again,

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Speaker 21: are you here? And I said, yeah, I.

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Speaker 3: Think so, and they're like, oh wait, this isn't a

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Speaker 3: coffee shop, this is an empty cardboard box.

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Speaker 21: Did get you.

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Speaker 8: To fight with the box?

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Speaker 22: And then did you find Diana?

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Speaker 21: I texted her name and she said it was it

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Speaker 21: was a wrong coffee shop.

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Speaker 2: There's one everybody, dude, How is she even still waiting

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Speaker 2: around for you at this point?

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Speaker 8: Cancel?

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Speaker 21: For some reason? She did. But I finally find it

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Speaker 21: and I find her all right, But uh, I mean,

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Speaker 21: it is not a good situation. I know, I'm very high.

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Speaker 8: I feel like tickets.

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Speaker 1: What did she even say to you?

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Speaker 21: You know, I don't entirely remember.

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Speaker 3: Shot.

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Speaker 21: I ordered a lot of pastries.

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Speaker 1: You ate a lot of pastries.

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Speaker 21: The higher credit card bill than if.

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Speaker 2: Okay, do you remember anything from your interaction with her?

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Speaker 21: I mean I stared at her face a lot, got

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Speaker 21: to be pretty complimentary. But at one point her friend

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Speaker 21: showed up.

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Speaker 1: She called in backup is what she did?

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Speaker 17: Oh?

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Speaker 4: That could be I guess.

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Speaker 21: So yeah, I tried to introduce myself, but she had

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Speaker 21: to get out of there.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I'll tell you that's not when they asked for

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Speaker 6: a threesome. That's a that's an exit strategy.

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Speaker 8: Wow, why do you even want to make this call?

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Speaker 8: Can I say that?

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Speaker 10: Like?

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Speaker 1: Count it as a lot?

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Speaker 8: Why do not move on?

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Speaker 21: I mean, she was super cute, and I feel like

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Speaker 21: an idiot for messing it up. I don't think I

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Speaker 21: would have messed up, you know if I didn't get

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Speaker 21: so high?

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay.

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Speaker 3: Like if you were, if you were sober, maybe this

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Speaker 3: date would have gone really well and this could have

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Speaker 3: been the girl for you.

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Speaker 8: You really stoned.

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Speaker 1: We got a big green mountain to climb this, so, I.

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Speaker 3: Mean I bet he smoked a big Green Mountain right

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Speaker 3: before he got.

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Speaker 4: On the song.

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Speaker 21: I will not confirm more than that.

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Speaker 3: We're just gonna play a song. We'll come back, we'll

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Speaker 3: call Diana for you, and we'll try and get you

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Speaker 3: your second date.

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Speaker 21: Update. All right, Rufe, all right, thanks giving, all right,

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Speaker 21: hold on.

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Speaker 4: Forget the DARE programs.

815
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:10,279
Speaker 3: School should just play this segment to teach kids about

816
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Speaker 3: the dangers of recreational drugs because one of our listeners, Rufer,

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Speaker 3: admits he was high and forgot he even had a date,

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Speaker 3: but once he remembered, in his rush to make it there,

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Speaker 3: he ended up getting into a fight with his own pants.

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Speaker 3: He went to the wrong coffee shop, ate a dozen

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Speaker 3: pastries in one sitting, and just stared a lot at

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Speaker 3: Diana's face, he thinks, not sure.

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Speaker 6: About imagining of like stone looking at her like just

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Speaker 6: downing Croissan.

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Speaker 2: I could see his little bloodshot eyes too in my head.

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Speaker 21: River.

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Speaker 3: I really appreciate you coming on and just being so

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Speaker 3: honest and vulnerable with us on the radio.

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Speaker 4: It takes a lot of bravery. So good on you. Okay,

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Speaker 4: yeah yeah, And.

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Speaker 3: Your email says that this date happened about a week go.

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Speaker 3: But I do have a question, like at any time.

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Speaker 3: Did you ever admit to Diana that you were elevated?

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Speaker 21: I don't remember, but I don't think that I would have,

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Speaker 21: Like I think I.

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Speaker 3: I'm just saying, if you didn't, then maybe we shouldn't

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Speaker 3: bring that up.

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Speaker 8: To her, thinking she probably knows.

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Speaker 13: I don't know, man, I feel like I'm just like

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Speaker 13: she didn't know.

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Speaker 1: She can't be the person that dates Rufer. Okay, you

842
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:32,799
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. If you're that naive like you

843
00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:34,840
Speaker 1: just can't be in a relationship with him.

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Speaker 3: I'm totally with you on that, But I just I

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00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:38,480
Speaker 3: don't think we should lead with it. We should get

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00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:41,120
Speaker 3: her perspective about how it went first and see if

847
00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:43,320
Speaker 3: she offers that are you okay with that Ruffer?

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00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:44,000
Speaker 19: Yeah?

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Speaker 21: That works. I mean the profile does say I'm four

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Speaker 21: twenty friendly.

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00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:52,280
Speaker 1: So okay you, but it doesn't say four twenty forgetful.

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00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:57,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll see if she even knows what that means

853
00:39:57,440 --> 00:39:59,239
Speaker 3: or notice it at all. But we're gonna dial her

854
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:01,560
Speaker 3: number right now and try and get your second date update.

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00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:02,239
Speaker 4: Okay, here we go.

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00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:13,239
Speaker 21: Okay, Hello the day.

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00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:15,760
Speaker 4: Hi is this Diana.

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00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:18,239
Speaker 15: This is hi.

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00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:19,160
Speaker 4: Hi.

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00:40:19,680 --> 00:40:21,879
Speaker 3: My name is Jeff from a morning radio show called

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Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 15: Who are you?

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00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:30,160
Speaker 8: I ask myself, It's a deep question.

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Speaker 3: We're a morning radio show and we're doing a segment

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Speaker 3: called a Second Date Update where we help some of

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Speaker 3: our listeners out with their dating lives.

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Speaker 15: So then, why are you calling me? I never signed

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Speaker 15: up for help with my dating life.

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Speaker 8: Good question.

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Speaker 3: Yep, you did not reach out to us, But we

871
00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:47,200
Speaker 3: did get a call from a guy who says he

872
00:40:47,239 --> 00:40:49,920
Speaker 3: would love to hang out with you again because your

873
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,800
Speaker 3: first date together didn't go the way that he planned.

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Speaker 4: He goes by the name Rufer.

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Speaker 15: Oh lord, he knows it was a little bit of

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00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:05,200
Speaker 15: a rough first date. It was definitely the weirdest data

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Speaker 15: I'd ever been on.

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00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:10,120
Speaker 2: Okay, but I mean he told us that he was

879
00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:12,520
Speaker 2: super late and that you hung around, So there must

880
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:15,840
Speaker 2: have been some good reason while you hung around, Like

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00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:16,520
Speaker 2: you liked.

882
00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:16,960
Speaker 1: Him a lot.

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00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:24,800
Speaker 15: He looked very cute online, Okay, but there was definitely

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Speaker 15: something wrong or wrong with him or just wrong altogether.

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00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:30,880
Speaker 4: Okay, what would give you that impression?

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Speaker 15: Let's talk. In the beginning, he kept texting me that

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Speaker 15: he was three minutes away. Yeah, he texted that same

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Speaker 15: text seven times.

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00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:43,200
Speaker 1: Seven times.

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Speaker 3: As the period of how much time.

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Speaker 15: Every ten minutes, every ten minutes, Like I was really

892
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Speaker 15: waiting for him to show up and give me like

893
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:53,480
Speaker 15: a really amazing excuse. You know, something happened.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's kind, that's good day.

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Speaker 15: But when he showed up, it seemed as if he'd

896
00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:04,640
Speaker 15: just run a marathon, like in.

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Speaker 2: A hot, sexy, listening on your muscles type of way.

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00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:10,960
Speaker 15: No, like you're the last one coming in in the

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Speaker 15: last place.

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Speaker 3: Well, he didn't tell us that he was running behind,

901
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:19,680
Speaker 3: and he was rushing and literally running to make it there,

902
00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:22,720
Speaker 3: so he may not have been quite in his right mind.

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00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:25,000
Speaker 3: You know, he's a little bit flustered from having rushed

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Speaker 3: to get.

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Speaker 1: To Yeah, it is, it is. Wait, so wait, were

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Speaker 1: you able to make it? Connection? Were able to get

907
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Speaker 1: over that?

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00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:38,239
Speaker 15: Well? I know that he connected very well to the

909
00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:41,160
Speaker 15: brick wall that we were sitting next to, because he

910
00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:44,400
Speaker 15: kept complimenting me and saying that I was as beautiful

911
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Speaker 15: as this brick wall.

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Speaker 4: Okay, what did you say to beautiful?

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Speaker 15: Thank you?

914
00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:57,439
Speaker 1: Thank you?

915
00:42:55,560 --> 00:43:01,960
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, maybe comparison aren't quite his forte.

916
00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:05,280
Speaker 15: Oh my god, I can tell you that because next

917
00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:09,719
Speaker 15: he told me that my skin looks so soft it

918
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:17,160
Speaker 15: could be made into a nice rope. Okay, but.

919
00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:21,360
Speaker 2: He said it in a nice voice, not in like

920
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:23,320
Speaker 2: an actual he was going to make a skin.

921
00:43:23,239 --> 00:43:27,640
Speaker 12: Rope, nice way to say.

922
00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:29,640
Speaker 15: He said, in a voice that could put a baby

923
00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:31,360
Speaker 15: to sleep. It was so nice and lovely.

924
00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:36,359
Speaker 6: Okay, okay, sounds like he's trying to be sweet to you.

925
00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:38,319
Speaker 8: But the words that are coming out, don't you match?

926
00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:43,760
Speaker 2: I did from her perspective, couple red flags already.

927
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:46,719
Speaker 3: So is that kind of the whole thing for you?

928
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:48,719
Speaker 3: That he you know, he was a little bit out

929
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:52,680
Speaker 3: of it seeming, and compliments were coming out the right way.

930
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:56,560
Speaker 15: Well that I could have actually looked past because I

931
00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:58,480
Speaker 15: don't know, maybe he was tired, had a long day.

932
00:43:58,560 --> 00:44:00,680
Speaker 15: But then a friend of mine showed up, like totally

933
00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:02,600
Speaker 15: randomly at the coffee shop, and you know, I just

934
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:06,640
Speaker 15: went over to talk to her really quickly, and Ruper

935
00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:12,040
Speaker 15: came over and he whispered in my air. He was like, hey,

936
00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:14,040
Speaker 15: this person bothering you.

937
00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:17,880
Speaker 8: No, she's talking about your friend exactly.

938
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:21,560
Speaker 15: I said no. I said no, no, that's my friend,

939
00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:25,240
Speaker 15: and he was for back. I would like to fight.

940
00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:30,359
Speaker 22: Them, fre girl, don't it doesn't matter.

941
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:31,680
Speaker 15: I guess it was a girl.

942
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:36,600
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I would like to fight he's trying to be.

943
00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:42,080
Speaker 3: I'm sure Rufer has a very logical, reasonable explanation for

944
00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:45,760
Speaker 3: his behavior that day, and maybe it would sound best

945
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:49,000
Speaker 3: actually coming from him, because Diana Rufer' is on the

946
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:50,759
Speaker 3: other line listening and wants to talk to you.

947
00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:52,600
Speaker 15: What are you talking about?

948
00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:55,120
Speaker 4: We have Rufer on the other line. Rueferre, you there?

949
00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:59,319
Speaker 21: Yeah, how's a good Oh my god, Oh my.

950
00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:01,959
Speaker 4: God, that's your entrance pretty chill.

951
00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:04,400
Speaker 15: I mean, I'm sorry you had to hear that, but

952
00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:06,520
Speaker 15: I mean they asked me, and I told him the

953
00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:08,120
Speaker 15: truth that that's what happened.

954
00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:12,400
Speaker 21: Oh listen, I mean that skin robe thing is creepy.

955
00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:15,360
Speaker 21: I don't know why I would say something like that.

956
00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:17,680
Speaker 3: Do you do you remember saying that, Rufer.

957
00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:21,600
Speaker 21: I don't remember saying that. It doesn't sound like something

958
00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:22,359
Speaker 21: I would say.

959
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:25,080
Speaker 8: Our buddy, Rufer's got a really bad memory. You didn't

960
00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:25,600
Speaker 8: mention that.

961
00:45:25,719 --> 00:45:28,799
Speaker 15: Yeah, before you left, you kept yelling like, hey, I

962
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:32,000
Speaker 15: want to show you my Ferbie.

963
00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:34,200
Speaker 1: Ferbie, like one of those stuff, Yeah, dull.

964
00:45:34,120 --> 00:45:37,240
Speaker 4: Old robotic to do you own a Ferbie Ruffer?

965
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:42,040
Speaker 21: I mean I do that one? That one's glaugable.

966
00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:46,040
Speaker 2: Okay, it makes more sense of the skin robe.

967
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:47,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, Rufer.

968
00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:49,959
Speaker 3: I mean we've kind of danced around this for long enough.

969
00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:53,320
Speaker 3: She's been very understanding throughout this whole call. So maybe

970
00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:55,600
Speaker 3: you should just come clean. I think you owe her

971
00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:57,759
Speaker 3: the honest answer of what was going on that day?

972
00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:03,320
Speaker 21: All right, disclosure, I was, I was a little high.

973
00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:04,399
Speaker 21: I was very high.

974
00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:06,200
Speaker 3: Okay, that was little.

975
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:08,080
Speaker 1: That was the full disclosure at the end.

976
00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:08,560
Speaker 6: Yeah.

977
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:11,839
Speaker 15: Yeah, don't say did.

978
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:13,120
Speaker 3: You did you get that feeling?

979
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:13,840
Speaker 21: Diana?

980
00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:16,680
Speaker 15: How often do you get high?

981
00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:17,080
Speaker 13: You know?

982
00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:18,520
Speaker 21: Occasionally?

983
00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:25,400
Speaker 3: Don't give him questions about concepts of time good, not

984
00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:26,360
Speaker 3: in his wheelhouse.

985
00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:28,680
Speaker 2: I mean, to Rufer's credit, he did say that he

986
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:31,600
Speaker 2: was four twenty friendly on his dating profile, So I

987
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:34,680
Speaker 2: mean you knew that going in, right, I did.

988
00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:37,839
Speaker 15: But I have never seen four twenty effects someone in

989
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:38,439
Speaker 15: that way.

990
00:46:40,120 --> 00:46:40,880
Speaker 4: That's a good question.

991
00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:43,480
Speaker 3: Was it was it just four twenty, Rufer? Or was

992
00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:44,279
Speaker 3: that something else?

993
00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:47,200
Speaker 21: It might have also been like two twenty and then

994
00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:48,279
Speaker 21: three twenty.

995
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:51,759
Speaker 1: That my head.

996
00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:53,920
Speaker 15: I don't know, are you high right now?

997
00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:56,200
Speaker 21: Yeah? I should have I should have rescheduled. That was

998
00:46:56,239 --> 00:46:59,920
Speaker 21: on me. Not a proud moment, And and I'm truly.

999
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:02,839
Speaker 11: Oh that's good.

1000
00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:06,120
Speaker 1: That was I mean, that was good, right, Diana.

1001
00:47:06,719 --> 00:47:11,160
Speaker 15: I mean he is cute. And if he can agree

1002
00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:14,200
Speaker 15: to not be high when we meet up, and he

1003
00:47:14,239 --> 00:47:17,000
Speaker 15: can bring some of that two twenty three sixty whatever

1004
00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:19,600
Speaker 15: he was on, and maybe we could try it together.

1005
00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:26,120
Speaker 8: You can learn some stuff together. Really, he's getting really romantic.

1006
00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:27,399
Speaker 8: I don't know of this.

1007
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:29,040
Speaker 4: I don't know if we can condone that.

1008
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:34,400
Speaker 23: But what we can condone is the two of you

1009
00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:40,239
Speaker 23: meeting up again, sure sober at the beginning, you.

1010
00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:43,080
Speaker 3: Know, Yeah, you know what you guys are adults. What

1011
00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:45,480
Speaker 3: you want to do on your own time, that's your business.

1012
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:47,680
Speaker 3: But our business is to offer to send you out

1013
00:47:47,719 --> 00:47:48,560
Speaker 3: on a second.

1014
00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:49,399
Speaker 4: Date and we'll pay for it.

1015
00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:50,960
Speaker 15: Okay.

1016
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:53,880
Speaker 4: Diana sounds happier now knowing what.

1017
00:47:53,719 --> 00:47:54,640
Speaker 21: The deal was.

1018
00:47:54,760 --> 00:47:56,319
Speaker 11: It sounds like she's already.

1019
00:47:56,160 --> 00:47:57,520
Speaker 3: I know you should sounds like you should have just

1020
00:47:57,600 --> 00:47:58,720
Speaker 3: let off with that rufer.

1021
00:47:59,440 --> 00:48:00,360
Speaker 21: Yeah, should have.

1022
00:48:03,239 --> 00:48:05,720
Speaker 15: This cold time. I thought you were like an escape

1023
00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:06,800
Speaker 15: mental patience.

1024
00:48:07,719 --> 00:48:12,080
Speaker 21: Literally, No, not to keep bringing up the skin roll thing,

1025
00:48:12,080 --> 00:48:14,960
Speaker 21: but that is I am scared of myself that that

1026
00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:16,000
Speaker 21: was even in there.

1027
00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:21,200
Speaker 10: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1028
00:48:21,360 --> 00:48:23,600
Speaker 3: Little behind the scenes stuff that you maybe don't know

1029
00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:26,040
Speaker 3: about on the show. But usually when we get off

1030
00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:28,360
Speaker 3: the phone with these callers, we tell them, hey, thanks

1031
00:48:28,400 --> 00:48:30,440
Speaker 3: so much for being on with us. We double check

1032
00:48:30,520 --> 00:48:32,359
Speaker 3: to make sure that we have their permission to air

1033
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:34,799
Speaker 3: the call, and then we'll just say goodbye and then

1034
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:38,560
Speaker 3: we'll hang up. But after this one, Jose stayed on

1035
00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:42,200
Speaker 3: the phone with Rufer for twenty straight minutes, just laughing

1036
00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:43,200
Speaker 3: and schmoozing.

1037
00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:50,400
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, talks. Yeah yeah, lot in common with Rufer.

1038
00:48:50,719 --> 00:48:52,680
Speaker 2: I feel like I have a contact high after the

1039
00:48:52,719 --> 00:48:53,480
Speaker 2: last couple of minutes.

1040
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:57,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I did not see this coming, but we

1041
00:48:57,560 --> 00:48:59,959
Speaker 3: actually got ru for another date.

1042
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:06,880
Speaker 6: It just goes to show ye, everybody loves drugs and if.

1043
00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:08,719
Speaker 3: You say that you don't, it's because you haven't done

1044
00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:09,359
Speaker 3: enough of them.

1045
00:49:11,160 --> 00:49:13,040
Speaker 8: Tyland all day.

1046
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:15,319
Speaker 2: They're definitely like if they ever got married, they're gonna

1047
00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:16,800
Speaker 2: have one of those like cool bars.

1048
00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:19,399
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, so fun.

1049
00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:23,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, got help Actually, yeah, I would love to be

1050
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:24,359
Speaker 3: invited that way.

1051
00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:25,240
Speaker 8: Yeah awesome.

1052
00:49:25,239 --> 00:49:26,200
Speaker 4: So we're rooting for them.

1053
00:49:26,239 --> 00:49:29,000
Speaker 3: But remember, if you want to get a second date update,

1054
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:30,160
Speaker 3: you can always email the show.

1055
00:49:30,200 --> 00:49:32,399
Speaker 4: We'll call the person who's not calling you back.

1056
00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:34,839
Speaker 10: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1057
00:49:36,120 --> 00:49:40,160
Speaker 3: I feel like normally I'm a pretty festive guy.

1058
00:49:39,520 --> 00:49:46,080
Speaker 24: You know, Okay, no comment, Sure, I guess maybe not

1059
00:49:46,160 --> 00:49:48,400
Speaker 24: all the time, but during this time of year especially,

1060
00:49:48,440 --> 00:49:50,879
Speaker 24: I really try and step it up another notch.

1061
00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:55,480
Speaker 3: That In fact, just this morning, I tried accidentally tricking

1062
00:49:55,520 --> 00:49:58,719
Speaker 3: myself into walking underneath the office mistletoe so that I

1063
00:49:58,760 --> 00:50:00,800
Speaker 3: could kiss myself.

1064
00:50:00,239 --> 00:50:04,200
Speaker 2: Who's putting mistletoe up in the office?

1065
00:50:04,239 --> 00:50:08,560
Speaker 4: Still, HR, I did it.

1066
00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:11,240
Speaker 8: Yourself?

1067
00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:15,400
Speaker 3: Because I did. Then I kept going and maybe, uh

1068
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:16,719
Speaker 3: may maybe you got a little.

1069
00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:19,440
Speaker 4: Too into it. It's not good And so yeah, I

1070
00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:20,600
Speaker 4: had to be taken into HR.

1071
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:23,600
Speaker 3: Yeah that you know, I was in the holiday spirit.

1072
00:50:23,719 --> 00:50:25,440
Speaker 3: What are you gonna blame me for that?

1073
00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:28,560
Speaker 8: Public count?

1074
00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:31,920
Speaker 2: I will say, your flexibility amazing.

1075
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:33,880
Speaker 3: But they did tell me the only way that I'm

1076
00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:36,200
Speaker 3: going to keep my job is if I belt out

1077
00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:39,720
Speaker 3: the best holiday song I've ever done on the show before.

1078
00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:42,479
Speaker 1: That's how HR punishment works.

1079
00:50:43,960 --> 00:50:48,399
Speaker 3: HR probably gonna be my last show today.

1080
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:50,120
Speaker 4: I'm still gonna give it my best shot.

1081
00:50:50,239 --> 00:50:52,759
Speaker 3: I want to do my brand new holiday themes song

1082
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:55,319
Speaker 3: of the week coming up to everybody better bundle up,

1083
00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:58,959
Speaker 3: get an extra layer on. I'm not just because winter

1084
00:50:59,080 --> 00:51:02,880
Speaker 3: is almost here, because it's song of the week time.

1085
00:51:03,120 --> 00:51:06,960
Speaker 4: Oh I don't want anybody to poke it through their clothes,

1086
00:51:07,080 --> 00:51:11,759
Speaker 4: you know what I mean? And if you're like me, every.

1087
00:51:11,640 --> 00:51:14,359
Speaker 3: Store and restaurant that you've been to in the last week,

1088
00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:16,400
Speaker 3: you're here in Christmas music?

1089
00:51:16,560 --> 00:51:17,120
Speaker 18: Yea yeah?

1090
00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:20,120
Speaker 1: Does that ex explain song?

1091
00:51:21,200 --> 00:51:22,320
Speaker 4: You guys have heard these?

1092
00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:22,560
Speaker 10: Like?

1093
00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:25,960
Speaker 4: Do you know how old this song is? Jose, guess

1094
00:51:25,960 --> 00:51:26,399
Speaker 4: what year?

1095
00:51:26,719 --> 00:51:27,879
Speaker 8: Nineteen thirty four?

1096
00:51:28,080 --> 00:51:29,920
Speaker 1: I would go forty six.

1097
00:51:30,280 --> 00:51:34,680
Speaker 3: The correct answer is seven seven a d is when

1098
00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:36,560
Speaker 3: this song came out and.

1099
00:51:36,480 --> 00:51:37,840
Speaker 4: We're still playing it today.

1100
00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:40,279
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and you know, well, I like them just

1101
00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:42,439
Speaker 3: like everybody else does I think?

1102
00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:42,759
Speaker 10: You know?

1103
00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:45,319
Speaker 3: Wouldn't it be nice to modernize them a little bit?

1104
00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:50,279
Speaker 3: Christmas now is not like Christmas in the fifties and

1105
00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:53,240
Speaker 3: sixties and during when all these songs were coming.

1106
00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:57,000
Speaker 1: Out, who knows what is?

1107
00:51:55,320 --> 00:52:00,359
Speaker 3: I think all the holiday music should be reflecting what's

1108
00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:03,920
Speaker 3: happening now. Okay, that's why I updated the lyrics on

1109
00:52:03,960 --> 00:52:06,880
Speaker 3: a few classic Christmas songs to give a few people

1110
00:52:06,880 --> 00:52:08,480
Speaker 3: out there at least another option.

1111
00:52:08,719 --> 00:52:10,759
Speaker 1: He yes, this is why.

1112
00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:12,400
Speaker 2: You're worried a Santa hat. I've wanted to call you

1113
00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:13,640
Speaker 2: Santa Debo all morning.

1114
00:52:13,680 --> 00:52:15,960
Speaker 3: Ye gone a Santa hat on, I got my Christmas

1115
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:18,200
Speaker 3: sweater on, and I just I want to give people

1116
00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:20,840
Speaker 3: something a little bit funkier, a little bit more honest

1117
00:52:20,960 --> 00:52:23,759
Speaker 3: with their Christmas music. That's why today's song of the

1118
00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:26,960
Speaker 3: Week is a modern Christmas Carol remix.

1119
00:52:27,160 --> 00:52:28,719
Speaker 15: Yay, Oh my.

1120
00:52:28,719 --> 00:52:30,120
Speaker 8: Goodness, so excited.

1121
00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:31,840
Speaker 1: I already want to go on YouTube after this and

1122
00:52:31,920 --> 00:52:32,399
Speaker 1: learn the lyrics.

1123
00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:35,040
Speaker 13: Yet I love Christmas music, man, this could be all

1124
00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:35,600
Speaker 13: the old songs.

1125
00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:36,279
Speaker 8: I also be happy.

1126
00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:38,560
Speaker 4: We'll see what happens. I'm going to point when I'm ready.

1127
00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:39,440
Speaker 4: Here we go.

1128
00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:46,960
Speaker 3: Points. You go into buy a Charistmas tree in a fenced.

1129
00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:48,840
Speaker 4: Off PARKINGLD.

1130
00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:53,720
Speaker 3: Daddy yells curse words angrily at the car that stole

1131
00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:58,719
Speaker 3: our spot. You go into buy a Charistmas tree with

1132
00:52:59,080 --> 00:53:05,880
Speaker 3: a festive temperament. Maybe we'll hit a coffee shop, trip.

1133
00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:07,479
Speaker 4: A pump that peper mint.

1134
00:53:09,080 --> 00:53:13,520
Speaker 3: You could get a fake tree ships from China in

1135
00:53:13,640 --> 00:53:14,160
Speaker 3: a week.

1136
00:53:15,480 --> 00:53:17,320
Speaker 4: It don't need water.

1137
00:53:17,160 --> 00:53:22,800
Speaker 3: Clean and harty plastic love like Cannon. Barbie. Not gonna

1138
00:53:22,840 --> 00:53:25,759
Speaker 3: buy a Christmas tree, Gonna.

1139
00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:31,719
Speaker 7: Chop one on my own beautiful fur growing naturally right

1140
00:53:31,880 --> 00:53:40,279
Speaker 7: behind my neighbor's home.

1141
00:53:41,320 --> 00:53:46,120
Speaker 25: Frosty, He's a snowman used to be so tall and round.

1142
00:53:46,719 --> 00:53:48,560
Speaker 3: We warmed up the globe.

1143
00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:50,640
Speaker 25: And now there's way less snow, so he's one foot

1144
00:53:50,840 --> 00:53:56,719
Speaker 25: off the ground. Frosty the snowman felt so down and

1145
00:53:56,760 --> 00:54:00,279
Speaker 25: out of shape. You met some teens one night his

1146
00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:17,920
Speaker 25: corn cob pipe, and they taught him how to babe.

1147
00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:19,080
Speaker 3: Phones all DAYI you listening, it's your home security system,

1148
00:54:20,120 --> 00:54:24,719
Speaker 3: A horrible side. They're stealing your bike, just watching it

1149
00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:30,760
Speaker 3: unfold on your ring, can run away with your package

1150
00:54:31,239 --> 00:54:36,960
Speaker 3: until they slid on a cabbage. That Christmas e crime

1151
00:54:37,320 --> 00:54:39,800
Speaker 3: went viral online.

1152
00:54:39,280 --> 00:54:47,000
Speaker 25: With forty million views on Instagram.

1153
00:54:47,120 --> 00:54:48,360
Speaker 8: Are we in the canstick?

1154
00:54:48,600 --> 00:54:49,560
Speaker 25: Totally cool?

1155
00:54:49,719 --> 00:54:50,480
Speaker 8: That's fine?

1156
00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:54,279
Speaker 17: Get you an Uber rise.

1157
00:54:55,680 --> 00:54:56,680
Speaker 4: Its actually new.

1158
00:54:56,880 --> 00:54:59,400
Speaker 3: Now sounds good?

1159
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:02,280
Speaker 4: See you so good bye?

1160
00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:07,560
Speaker 25: Start to please go on and give her a call?

1161
00:55:07,760 --> 00:55:12,239
Speaker 3: Hold on, do you live with yours? I really think

1162
00:55:12,280 --> 00:55:13,200
Speaker 3: that's a good idea.

1163
00:55:13,719 --> 00:55:14,760
Speaker 1: Just a hell drink?

1164
00:55:14,960 --> 00:55:15,719
Speaker 8: Why did I.

1165
00:55:15,640 --> 00:55:17,120
Speaker 4: Swipe right on this girl?

1166
00:55:22,960 --> 00:55:28,200
Speaker 25: What the hell does my aunt want for Christmas?

1167
00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:32,879
Speaker 3: No clue what she lies?

1168
00:55:37,080 --> 00:55:49,600
Speaker 26: Maybe some new fool bat soaps or air fry, Because.

1169
00:55:50,960 --> 00:56:02,319
Speaker 3: The hell does my family want for christ gift car?

1170
00:56:04,080 --> 00:56:05,160
Speaker 3: A gift car?

1171
00:56:07,440 --> 00:56:17,960
Speaker 4: Gifts call Marry christis everybody?

1172
00:56:18,400 --> 00:56:20,440
Speaker 3: It just got better and better.

1173
00:56:21,440 --> 00:56:22,480
Speaker 8: I mean it really did.

1174
00:56:22,520 --> 00:56:25,799
Speaker 6: Host Frosty's getting my favorite part, and then the next

1175
00:56:25,840 --> 00:56:26,440
Speaker 6: part came.

1176
00:56:26,400 --> 00:56:29,080
Speaker 1: Up, the neckwork you They thank it for being a

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00:56:29,120 --> 00:56:29,680
Speaker 1: safe date.

1178
00:56:30,040 --> 00:56:32,080
Speaker 8: Yeah, they really needed to remake that.

1179
00:56:32,239 --> 00:56:34,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe they get that one on the air soon.

1180
00:56:34,840 --> 00:56:37,520
Speaker 4: But I think it's a little bit of a better.

1181
00:56:37,280 --> 00:56:39,680
Speaker 3: Glimpse of what Christmas looks like now. But make sure

1182
00:56:39,840 --> 00:56:41,600
Speaker 3: you text into seven eighty five and nine two because

1183
00:56:41,600 --> 00:56:43,000
Speaker 3: I want to hear what you thought about the song

1184
00:56:43,080 --> 00:56:43,479
Speaker 3: of the week.

1185
00:56:43,840 --> 00:56:44,760
Speaker 4: Also, we're gonna.

1186
00:56:44,520 --> 00:56:46,520
Speaker 3: Have the video of this up a little bit later

1187
00:56:46,600 --> 00:56:49,719
Speaker 3: on the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok on our YouTube on Instagram.

1188
00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:51,120
Speaker 4: All the socials at Brook and.

1189
00:56:51,120 --> 00:56:54,840
Speaker 3: Jeffrey and just happy holidays, Merry Christmas, everybody.

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00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:58,560
Speaker 4: Stay safe out there, and gift cards and yeah.

1191
00:56:58,400 --> 00:57:02,120
Speaker 10: Whatever brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1192
00:57:03,160 --> 00:57:04,840
Speaker 4: It's almost time for your phone's happen.

1193
00:57:04,920 --> 00:57:07,799
Speaker 3: First, we're still getting texted seventy five nine two about

1194
00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:08,919
Speaker 3: my new song of the week.

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00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:09,560
Speaker 19: It's good.

1196
00:57:09,600 --> 00:57:12,319
Speaker 4: I'm too afraid to look at the textboards. Are there

1197
00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:13,520
Speaker 4: any good ones on there?

1198
00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:14,480
Speaker 1: Are you joking?

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00:57:14,560 --> 00:57:15,240
Speaker 8: They're full.

1200
00:57:16,560 --> 00:57:18,520
Speaker 1: Tons of good ones on there. You want me to

1201
00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:19,080
Speaker 1: read you one?

1202
00:57:19,200 --> 00:57:19,480
Speaker 4: Sure?

1203
00:57:19,560 --> 00:57:22,800
Speaker 1: Okay? Hey, Jeff, just like Santa, I see you when

1204
00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:23,520
Speaker 1: you're sleeping.

1205
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:27,960
Speaker 22: That's oh that's from Earl.

1206
00:57:28,720 --> 00:57:31,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, you're right. That actually was kind of uplifting.

1207
00:57:31,200 --> 00:57:32,160
Speaker 4: That was nice.

1208
00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:36,080
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm seeing one now. It says, hey, Jeff, that

1209
00:57:36,240 --> 00:57:39,240
Speaker 3: Medley was deadly. At least that's what my eight year

1210
00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:39,840
Speaker 3: old said.

1211
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:41,959
Speaker 1: That's good.

1212
00:57:42,720 --> 00:57:43,439
Speaker 11: I'm dying.

1213
00:57:43,480 --> 00:57:44,000
Speaker 1: It's a good thing.

1214
00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:44,520
Speaker 15: Okay.

1215
00:57:44,600 --> 00:57:44,760
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1216
00:57:45,560 --> 00:57:47,320
Speaker 3: Kids like to say like, oh that's sick.

1217
00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:52,520
Speaker 4: I'm dead. Okay, so it must be amazing. Then my

1218
00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:54,760
Speaker 4: funeral arrangement great. All right, Well, if you missed it.

1219
00:57:54,800 --> 00:57:57,160
Speaker 3: Instead using a bunch of classic Christmas songs, I reworked

1220
00:57:57,160 --> 00:58:01,680
Speaker 3: the lyrics to give you a modern holiday medley. So yeah,

1221
00:58:01,720 --> 00:58:03,240
Speaker 3: there's there's some okay stuff on there.

1222
00:58:03,280 --> 00:58:07,080
Speaker 6: Ideas to be any shopping mall or business play all

1223
00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:09,120
Speaker 6: right in the country, in every country.

1224
00:58:08,840 --> 00:58:09,360
Speaker 10: In the world.

1225
00:58:09,520 --> 00:58:11,160
Speaker 3: Well, if you like the song, if you missed it,

1226
00:58:12,600 --> 00:58:14,240
Speaker 3: or if if you want to share it with a

1227
00:58:14,280 --> 00:58:17,280
Speaker 3: fellow Christmas junkie, you can hit up our socials Brook

1228
00:58:17,320 --> 00:58:20,120
Speaker 3: and Jeffrey on YouTube, Facebook or insta It's at Brook

1229
00:58:20,120 --> 00:58:20,640
Speaker 3: and Jeffrey.

1230
00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:24,480
Speaker 4: You can also watch the song on our TikTok share it.

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00:58:24,440 --> 00:58:26,760
Speaker 8: With someone who doesn't like Christmas music. Because this is

1232
00:58:26,800 --> 00:58:29,000
Speaker 8: so good, they may turn their page.

1233
00:58:30,280 --> 00:58:32,320
Speaker 1: Their heart may grow ten times bigger.

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00:58:35,120 --> 00:58:36,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, heart disease.

1235
00:58:36,320 --> 00:58:41,680
Speaker 10: Yes, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1236
00:58:49,800 --> 00:58:51,880
Speaker 4: Don't you just love the holidays?

1237
00:58:52,600 --> 00:58:52,840
Speaker 21: Yeah?

1238
00:58:52,960 --> 00:58:56,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, Wow, that was a sad response.

1239
00:58:57,440 --> 00:58:58,480
Speaker 8: I mean, it's like a dog.

1240
00:58:58,720 --> 00:59:00,280
Speaker 4: I know your challenging today.

1241
00:59:00,280 --> 00:59:02,480
Speaker 3: Corey from Seattle loves the holidays and she has a

1242
00:59:02,520 --> 00:59:06,080
Speaker 3: little tradition that she does every single year, and that's

1243
00:59:06,440 --> 00:59:07,520
Speaker 3: a bunch of food.

1244
00:59:07,840 --> 00:59:10,960
Speaker 1: The girl, I'm with you. Which food are you most

1245
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:11,720
Speaker 1: excited about?

1246
00:59:12,800 --> 00:59:15,680
Speaker 15: Well, I like all of it. Mashed potatoes and gravy

1247
00:59:15,680 --> 00:59:17,880
Speaker 15: are my favorite, and I also like to hide and

1248
00:59:17,920 --> 00:59:19,440
Speaker 15: eat cookies hike from my kids.

1249
00:59:19,480 --> 00:59:20,840
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah.

1250
00:59:20,920 --> 00:59:23,920
Speaker 3: They should do an advent calendar of different holiday foods.

1251
00:59:24,360 --> 00:59:25,640
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh, I'm sure they do.

1252
00:59:26,080 --> 00:59:28,360
Speaker 4: Just every door though, should be mashed potatoes and gravy.

1253
00:59:28,520 --> 00:59:31,800
Speaker 2: I don't know how well that would keep who cares

1254
00:59:31,840 --> 00:59:34,920
Speaker 2: pretty soggy by the end.

1255
00:59:34,800 --> 00:59:36,120
Speaker 17: Of the twenty four days.

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00:59:36,320 --> 00:59:37,960
Speaker 4: Corey's into it, though, aren't you, Corey?

1257
00:59:38,120 --> 00:59:39,800
Speaker 15: Oh yeah, everybody.

1258
00:59:39,400 --> 00:59:40,640
Speaker 8: Eats them all by this first week.

1259
00:59:40,680 --> 00:59:43,840
Speaker 3: Anyway. All right, we're gonna send Brook out of the

1260
00:59:43,840 --> 00:59:45,680
Speaker 3: studio while that happens. Corey, you know the game works.

1261
00:59:45,680 --> 00:59:47,880
Speaker 3: You got thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible.

1262
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:49,400
Speaker 3: If you don't know when, you can say pass. But

1263
00:59:49,440 --> 00:59:51,120
Speaker 3: you do have to be broke out right to win.

1264
00:59:51,240 --> 00:59:51,960
Speaker 4: Are you ready?

1265
00:59:52,320 --> 00:59:52,520
Speaker 18: Yes?

1266
00:59:52,920 --> 00:59:56,840
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, good luck, Corey. Time starts now. The

1267
00:59:56,880 --> 00:59:59,840
Speaker 3: actress Judy Dench celebrates a birthday today. Is she and

1268
00:59:59,880 --> 01:00:03,720
Speaker 3: her seventies, eighties or nineties eight? What part of the

1269
01:00:03,760 --> 01:00:06,280
Speaker 3: human eye controls the size of the pupil?

1270
01:00:08,600 --> 01:00:09,120
Speaker 15: A past?

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01:00:09,480 --> 01:00:12,360
Speaker 3: A male sheep is called a ram? What is a

1272
01:00:12,360 --> 01:00:16,200
Speaker 3: female sheep called you? What sauce is made with mayonnaise,

1273
01:00:16,280 --> 01:00:21,680
Speaker 3: chopped pickles, and lemon juice? Tartisan Chief Wigham and Mayor

1274
01:00:21,760 --> 01:00:26,040
Speaker 3: Quimby are characters on which TV show? What's the sacred

1275
01:00:26,040 --> 01:00:27,720
Speaker 3: flower of the Buddhist religion?

1276
01:00:28,720 --> 01:00:29,200
Speaker 15: Irish?

1277
01:00:30,120 --> 01:00:35,960
Speaker 3: Hey, I know that was funny that you answered that way.

1278
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:38,400
Speaker 3: We're going to bring Brook back in the studio. I

1279
01:00:38,440 --> 01:00:41,120
Speaker 3: see on the phone screener, Corey, is this right? You

1280
01:00:41,160 --> 01:00:43,480
Speaker 3: call yourself a domestic diva.

1281
01:00:43,880 --> 01:00:45,760
Speaker 15: With a lot of sarcasm on the diva park.

1282
01:00:45,960 --> 01:00:49,560
Speaker 3: Oh, it's because you got two kids, ages three and five.

1283
01:00:49,560 --> 01:00:49,760
Speaker 17: Brook.

1284
01:00:49,800 --> 01:00:51,520
Speaker 3: You don't want to take money away from a self

1285
01:00:51,520 --> 01:00:52,840
Speaker 3: proclaimed domestic diva.

1286
01:00:52,920 --> 01:00:55,320
Speaker 1: Do you I got two kids? Can I be a

1287
01:00:55,360 --> 01:00:56,240
Speaker 1: domestic diva?

1288
01:00:56,360 --> 01:00:58,320
Speaker 3: Oh? I mean you're already a diva.

1289
01:00:58,880 --> 01:00:59,160
Speaker 1: God.

1290
01:00:59,320 --> 01:01:03,160
Speaker 2: I I folded so much laundry last night.

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01:01:03,520 --> 01:01:04,000
Speaker 21: Oh really?

1292
01:01:04,240 --> 01:01:06,520
Speaker 1: And I just know, like I asked the kids.

1293
01:01:06,320 --> 01:01:07,520
Speaker 2: To go put it away, and then I look in

1294
01:01:07,560 --> 01:01:10,040
Speaker 2: their drawers and it's just like crumpled in pot and like,

1295
01:01:10,080 --> 01:01:10,880
Speaker 2: why did I do it?

1296
01:01:11,080 --> 01:01:12,520
Speaker 1: Why did I even fold it?

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01:01:12,160 --> 01:01:14,200
Speaker 6: I called her a diva. She was saying that she

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01:01:14,240 --> 01:01:15,920
Speaker 6: was doing her own laundry, and she's like, I have

1299
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:20,520
Speaker 6: so much Louis baton and put this laundry away from mommy.

1300
01:01:20,680 --> 01:01:22,560
Speaker 4: I know, I'm surprised that she does her own. That's

1301
01:01:22,600 --> 01:01:23,360
Speaker 4: really nice.

1302
01:01:23,680 --> 01:01:24,480
Speaker 11: Are you just joking?

1303
01:01:25,600 --> 01:01:26,960
Speaker 4: I wish.

1304
01:01:28,280 --> 01:01:30,200
Speaker 3: Just gidding, Corey, that was good work. We're going to

1305
01:01:30,240 --> 01:01:31,560
Speaker 3: see if it's enough to be Brooke Brook.

1306
01:01:31,680 --> 01:01:32,160
Speaker 4: Are you ready?

1307
01:01:32,200 --> 01:01:32,880
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm ready.

1308
01:01:32,920 --> 01:01:36,600
Speaker 3: Your time starts now. The actress Judy Dench celebrates a

1309
01:01:36,640 --> 01:01:40,240
Speaker 3: birthday today. Is she in her seventies, eighties or nineties.

1310
01:01:40,120 --> 01:01:42,040
Speaker 1: Dame Dench, I'm gonna go eighties.

1311
01:01:42,640 --> 01:01:44,960
Speaker 4: What part of the human eye controls the size of

1312
01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:45,440
Speaker 4: the pupil?

1313
01:01:45,840 --> 01:01:45,960
Speaker 3: Uh?

1314
01:01:46,200 --> 01:01:46,920
Speaker 1: The iris?

1315
01:01:47,200 --> 01:01:48,960
Speaker 4: A male sheep is called a ram.

1316
01:01:49,320 --> 01:01:52,840
Speaker 3: What's a female sheep called, are you what sauce is

1317
01:01:52,880 --> 01:01:55,760
Speaker 3: made with mayonnaise? Chopped pickles and lemon juice?

1318
01:01:56,160 --> 01:01:59,320
Speaker 1: Mayonnaise? Oh Tartar, Chief.

1319
01:01:59,080 --> 01:02:02,160
Speaker 3: Wigham and Mayor Quimby are characters on which TV show

1320
01:02:02,640 --> 01:02:05,160
Speaker 3: pass What is the Sacred Flower.

1321
01:02:04,960 --> 01:02:05,880
Speaker 4: Of the Buddhist religion?

1322
01:02:06,600 --> 01:02:07,000
Speaker 1: Lotus?

1323
01:02:08,160 --> 01:02:10,320
Speaker 4: Oh boy, it's gonna be a tight one.

1324
01:02:10,320 --> 01:02:10,560
Speaker 17: Today.

1325
01:02:10,560 --> 01:02:12,080
Speaker 3: We're gonna go to the scoreboard to see how you

1326
01:02:12,120 --> 01:02:14,200
Speaker 3: both did you domestic divas with.

1327
01:02:14,280 --> 01:02:17,280
Speaker 27: Jose I love you more than there are grains of

1328
01:02:17,360 --> 01:02:23,960
Speaker 27: sand on every beach creepy of every planet, of every

1329
01:02:24,120 --> 01:02:26,040
Speaker 27: galaxy of the universe.

1330
01:02:28,440 --> 01:02:30,800
Speaker 13: Yeah, I say that, but that's actually how I Yeah,

1331
01:02:32,200 --> 01:02:36,360
Speaker 13: date number two, Cory, you got three.

1332
01:02:36,200 --> 01:02:38,760
Speaker 3: Corrected better than last time.

1333
01:02:41,040 --> 01:02:42,960
Speaker 8: Brook, Yeah, you got five.

1334
01:02:45,880 --> 01:02:47,040
Speaker 4: It wasn't quite enough.

1335
01:02:47,040 --> 01:02:50,120
Speaker 3: Today we're gonna do the answers real quick. Actress Judy

1336
01:02:50,200 --> 01:02:52,880
Speaker 3: Dench has a birthday today. She's in her eighties, turning

1337
01:02:52,920 --> 01:02:56,360
Speaker 3: eighty eight. Happy birthday, Judy. The part of the human

1338
01:02:56,360 --> 01:02:59,080
Speaker 3: eye that controls the size of the pupil is the iris.

1339
01:02:59,640 --> 01:03:00,880
Speaker 1: You know, I know my eyes.

1340
01:03:02,480 --> 01:03:03,040
Speaker 4: Brooke is the.

1341
01:03:02,960 --> 01:03:06,040
Speaker 3: Eye expert male the ram female sheeps called the you

1342
01:03:06,040 --> 01:03:07,720
Speaker 3: you guys both knew that that's special.

1343
01:03:07,800 --> 01:03:08,400
Speaker 8: I thought they were.

1344
01:03:09,880 --> 01:03:10,920
Speaker 17: That was really hard.

1345
01:03:10,800 --> 01:03:13,240
Speaker 6: When they were saying you like as in Jeffrey, I

1346
01:03:13,240 --> 01:03:15,040
Speaker 6: didn't know that she were called Jeffrey Burn.

1347
01:03:16,040 --> 01:03:18,360
Speaker 3: The sauce made with mayonnaise, choped pickles, and lemon juice

1348
01:03:18,400 --> 01:03:21,480
Speaker 3: is tartar sauce Chief Wigham and Mayor Quimbier characters from

1349
01:03:21,480 --> 01:03:26,840
Speaker 3: The Simpsons. And the sacred flower of the Buddhist religion

1350
01:03:27,120 --> 01:03:28,000
Speaker 3: is the lotus.

1351
01:03:28,040 --> 01:03:32,320
Speaker 6: Ironically, Corey guest iris for lotus, but God iris wrong.

1352
01:03:32,360 --> 01:03:34,400
Speaker 1: Oh that's funny.

1353
01:03:34,640 --> 01:03:36,760
Speaker 3: All right, Corey, thank you so much for playing Happy Holidays.

1354
01:03:37,360 --> 01:03:39,280
Speaker 3: We'll be back toually do Windbrooks block the same time

1355
01:03:39,560 --> 01:03:40,080
Speaker 3: on Monday

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01:03:40,560 --> 01:03:42,120
Speaker 10: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning