Speaker 1: I'm excited.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's going on?
Speaker 1: We're about to do an episode serial Killers? Suddy?
Speaker 3: What we're doing it?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 3: This this episode Christmas. No, I'm saying, welcome to Serial Killers.
Speaker 2: This is episode sixty four. We start, Yeah, we started.
Speaker 3: It smells like pea in here.
Speaker 2: Oh, it smells like pee because we had mathel. Wait,
Speaker 2: this thing is so loud. I don't think anybody can
Speaker 2: hear us. I don't know how to shut it off.
Speaker 2: Oh oh I shut it off. Okay, wait, so we
Speaker 2: have to start. This is our Christmas episode?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: So do we need to sing?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: We did that? All righty, let's just play this.
Speaker 3: Serial were.
Speaker 2: Guess when you Hannah jam cereal.
Speaker 3: Milk is.
Speaker 2: Okay? Now, only Danielle and I can appreciate that, because
Speaker 2: Andrew's like, what was that sound? I never even heard
Speaker 2: of that New body news with that ease.
Speaker 3: Again, and when you start off a podcast like that,
Speaker 3: it sets us off on a really bad tone.
Speaker 1: Thank you for letting me be a guest on this
Speaker 1: special edition.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, to have you at the Christmas episode.
Speaker 2: I was so excited.
Speaker 3: Really, yes, oh you.
Speaker 1: Guys are so nice.
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm saying, it's a holiday episode or were going
Speaker 3: fall in on Christmas?
Speaker 2: I think Christmas because.
Speaker 1: You're Jewish, so we doesn't want to start.
Speaker 2: They're pretty they're pretty close this year they coincide, I
Speaker 2: believe this year.
Speaker 3: So oh I saw it already.
Speaker 2: What was it?
Speaker 3: Elf on the Shelf cereal? But I didn't.
Speaker 2: But it's not there. It's not there anymore because it
Speaker 2: is like.
Speaker 3: The Help on the Shelf?
Speaker 1: It disappeared.
Speaker 2: What you're doing about there? Oh my god, I got him.
Speaker 2: I got Psycho who this guy sure moves around. He's
Speaker 2: always supposed to move around at middle of the night
Speaker 2: when it's dark. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got him. All right? So, hey,
Speaker 2: Elf on the Shelf cereal from Calloggs. It's brand new.
Speaker 2: It's the official cereal of the North Pole. Did you
Speaker 2: know that?
Speaker 1: I didn't know that.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's sugar cookie flavored cereal with marshmallows. Okay, so
Speaker 2: right off the bat, I'm like, my head is going
Speaker 2: to explode because I know it's gonna be five balls.
Speaker 3: Are the marshmallows because it's from the North Pole made
Speaker 3: of whale blubber? What you know? Because it's North Pole approved,
Speaker 3: aren't there Polar Bear there?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 3: No, I don't want to kill the polar bear. I'm
Speaker 3: saying the whale problem.
Speaker 2: You want to kill whales. I don't understand.
Speaker 1: I learned in your last episode that you save five
Speaker 1: bowls for marshmallows and chocolate, So this can't be five balls.
Speaker 2: It's possible because sugar, cookies and marshmallows. So we'll see,
Speaker 2: you know, you never know.
Speaker 3: He makes up his rules as he goes.
Speaker 2: So it's the elusive Elf on the Shelf. And originally,
Speaker 2: when I had heard about the cereal a few months ago,
Speaker 2: it was supposed to only be released in Canada, and
Speaker 2: I was very nervous that I was going to have
Speaker 2: to drive north of the border to get a box
Speaker 2: of this cereal because I noticed on the box there
Speaker 2: it's an artificially flavored and there was a U in it,
Speaker 2: so I knew that it was some foreign crap because
Speaker 2: baseball flavored with a U.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
Speaker 2: And then I actually reached out to Elf on the
Speaker 2: Shelf himself, what are you doing.
Speaker 1: I'm posing a video of us singing Christmas.
Speaker 2: You're not a millennial. Get off your phone.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: So I reached out to Elf on the Shelf himself
Speaker 2: on Twitter and he responded to.
Speaker 1: Me, which elf did you respond to?
Speaker 2: My name is No, I don't know that at Elf
Speaker 2: on the shelf the real I follow that too. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So I reached out to him and he told me
Speaker 2: that the cereal was coming and I asked her for
Speaker 2: a preview box and he's like, nope, So I got
Speaker 2: it myself.
Speaker 3: Can I get it?
Speaker 2: I ordered it. Yeah, they have it in Walmart.
Speaker 3: But I feel like Elf on the Shelf is a
Speaker 3: recent thing that they're trying to say is classic because
Speaker 3: as a child, we never did Elf on the shelf.
Speaker 3: Who's saying it's classic, Well, I feel like elf on
Speaker 3: the shelf they try to market themselves, is like, oh,
Speaker 3: everyone used to do this tradition. Who did this tradition?
Speaker 2: Not off on the shelf.
Speaker 1: The tradition has been around in my house since my
Speaker 1: son was in first grade, and that is thirteen years ago.
Speaker 1: So we've been doing it in my house for thirteen years.
Speaker 2: Oh so it's been a thing for a while. Someone's
Speaker 2: pulling on my shirt. Is it the Elf?
Speaker 3: Is it the Elf?
Speaker 2: What are you doing?
Speaker 3: She is wearing a red coat like the elf.
Speaker 2: So in my house, both both the mench on the
Speaker 2: bench and Elf on the shelf visit us and they
Speaker 2: hang out with each other.
Speaker 1: We have a name for your elf.
Speaker 3: No, you don't know the name of your alf on
Speaker 3: the shelf.
Speaker 2: I have to ask Cooper. I don't know she would know.
Speaker 3: I bet Amy knows. I'll text name, Okay, text her?
Speaker 2: All right, So I'm gonna do the Scottie shape because
Speaker 2: there's marshmallows.
Speaker 3: Why don't you yell at Daniel for using her phone.
Speaker 2: Because she's texting my wife and I'm cool with that.
Speaker 2: So they're little star.
Speaker 3: Pieces of your elf on the shelf.
Speaker 2: Cooper's actually homesick right now. We should facetimer.
Speaker 1: Ops.
Speaker 2: She actually threw up in the nurse's garbage can. So
Speaker 2: you are red and green star pieces with marshmallows, and
Speaker 2: there's a whole Elf scene on the back, and come
Speaker 2: see the magic with the official cereal of the North Pole.
Speaker 1: I'm so excited about this.
Speaker 2: Let's check the ingredients corn flour, blend sugar. So there's
Speaker 2: a lot of sugar in here.
Speaker 3: Yang all right, Chris miss, let's bust it open. I
Speaker 3: feel like diets just go downhill towards like the end
Speaker 3: of November.
Speaker 1: If I told you what I ate this morning. If
Speaker 1: my breath is really bad, that's why.
Speaker 3: Now let me tell you marshmallows everything else.
Speaker 2: The marshmallows that are in here are the new baby
Speaker 2: marshmallows that are in the new Rice Krispy Trees formula.
Speaker 2: Ew I can tell they're the same marshmallows because it
Speaker 2: is Kellogg's.
Speaker 3: He can tell, yeah, well, that's why he's our cereal senset.
Speaker 2: Really, I am the same, say of Cereal.
Speaker 3: I really want I.
Speaker 1: Listened back to this podcast. I really am amazed at
Speaker 1: how much you know about Cereal. I'm like, how the
Speaker 1: heck is so cool?
Speaker 2: Well, it's just something that I've loved my entire life,
Speaker 2: and now I get to talk about it.
Speaker 3: He's made a career out of it that doesn't pay him.
Speaker 2: That's right, Race as you do. I'm an intern on
Speaker 2: my own podcast. I make nothing.
Speaker 3: Get Uncle Johnny in on one. He's the oldest intern
Speaker 3: on our show man all right.
Speaker 1: He didn't wait, and Uncle Johnny actually asked us for
Speaker 1: a job because he needed to make money. He told
Speaker 1: us that he would file. We're like Johnny, nobody filed anymore.
Speaker 1: I see your butt crack when you bend down for
Speaker 1: the cereal sack.
Speaker 2: So this is the bowl and basket the new milk
Speaker 2: from shop.
Speaker 3: Right again, diets go downhill, the pants get a little tiner,
Speaker 3: the shirts go on bull and Scotty's butt crack comes out.
Speaker 3: You know it's getting towards Christmas.
Speaker 1: When Scott, let's see what's in Scottie's book.
Speaker 3: You know, I don't like these marshmallows. I'm just gonna
Speaker 3: say it.
Speaker 2: Well, because because the marshmallows that ruined rice Krispies tree,
Speaker 2: So of course you don't like it.
Speaker 3: This is stupid.
Speaker 1: Why are they so small?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what, they look bigger on the box
Speaker 2: where the box go.
Speaker 3: He moved again, Scott, I'm not kidding. You probably put
Speaker 3: it on the floor.
Speaker 2: He's gone dun.
Speaker 1: You know you started eating already. Sorry, you never named
Speaker 1: your help on the shelf. According to your wife.
Speaker 2: Ready, one two three Yeah, here we go one two
Speaker 2: three mm?
Speaker 1: What okay?
Speaker 2: It tastes like cake.
Speaker 1: Wait, when you initially taste it, it's really good.
Speaker 3: And then a second later, then the aftertaste is not good, and.
Speaker 2: The consistency of the cereal is not good either, And you.
Speaker 1: Can't taste the marshmallows because they're.
Speaker 2: Two and there's very few of them. I give this
Speaker 2: one bowl, I'm sorry, bowling, a spoon and a spoon.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it has an aftertaste like cardboard.
Speaker 2: Damn it. I want them to like it so much.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's so disgusting. The aftertaste is rancid
Speaker 3: that Do you.
Speaker 2: Remember that song they had called time Bomb in the
Speaker 2: mid nineties Ramcid. No, Danielle, you remember it. Don't support him?
Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Hold on, Let's see what we have here in the
Speaker 2: system and see if Andrew knows any of them. Here's
Speaker 2: time Bomb, you already here we go.
Speaker 3: Read kick it. No, No, there's a reason why people
Speaker 3: from black.
Speaker 2: Coat, black hair, black hat, Cadillac. No. We did a
Speaker 2: Rancid show at Roseland in the city when I first
Speaker 2: started here, and we were the top forty station, but
Speaker 2: we were playing alternative music, so they were all like
Speaker 2: pose and they were lighting all the DJ's jackets on
Speaker 2: fire with their lighters. It was, oh my human newman,
Speaker 2: they lit his jacket on fire. I swear that was hilarious.
Speaker 1: The way the milk tastes pretty good from this.
Speaker 2: Let me try to make the sugar cooie milk.
Speaker 3: I don't. I think I've just decided I don't like
Speaker 3: sugar cookies because that's like the taste almost was like
Speaker 3: butter cream, and it was too much.
Speaker 2: However, it isn't a candle. The sugar Oh my god,
Speaker 2: you're right. The sugar cookie toast crunch was delicious. You
Speaker 2: loved it.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, it was different. I'm gonna eat candles new
Speaker 3: Yankee candle, all.
Speaker 1: Right, candle cereal from cant.
Speaker 2: Theyll brie for you and your belly. Christmas edition rolls on.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go down to the cereal sack and get
Speaker 2: another one.
Speaker 3: This one.
Speaker 2: This is a classic cereal. It's been around for I
Speaker 2: don't know, one hundred years. But they color them differently
Speaker 2: for the holidays. You got us one for fourth of July.
Speaker 1: I know what it is.
Speaker 2: What it is, and the different holidays, different colors, same taste, sure.
Speaker 3: Cinnabon, just kidding.
Speaker 1: No, it's rice crispy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I knew that. Here's the thing.
Speaker 1: They're gonna taste the same and rice krispies have no
Speaker 1: taste whatsoever.
Speaker 2: They it's exactly this. But they are red and green
Speaker 2: and original color, which what would you call that? Tan? Beige.
Speaker 2: I don't know rice what colored? Like, what's this color?
Speaker 2: What's the rice? What's the color of rice crispy beige?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: No, I have a question. So all rice chrispy is supposed.
Speaker 2: To be healthier for you in your mind, yes, but
Speaker 2: because I'm thinking.
Speaker 1: Maybe for people who don't like to give their kids
Speaker 1: cereal with like a lot of.
Speaker 2: Sugar, second ingredient sugar. But I don't taste it. I
Speaker 2: don't know where it is.
Speaker 1: It's no taste to it.
Speaker 3: I think rice crispies are like a glorified bass for
Speaker 3: things like are you gonna make rice crispies like treats? Yes?
Speaker 2: I mean here, smell. This smells like cardboard. There's just
Speaker 2: really no distinct smell. There's just no distinct smell. They're
Speaker 2: rice crispies.
Speaker 3: I actually like rice krispies with banana. That's my favorite.
Speaker 2: No, we don't put things in things.
Speaker 3: Oh he doesn't like rice crispy and banana is delicious?
Speaker 3: Sorry purist. Ye, my mom used to make that for
Speaker 3: me every morning, and when I say make it, she
Speaker 3: poured a bowl of cereal and cut a banana.
Speaker 2: Although when I was a kid, I used to put made.
Speaker 2: I used to put like full bowls of sugar in
Speaker 2: my rice crispies.
Speaker 3: You put sugar in the rice crispy Oh yeah, spoonfuls.
Speaker 1: A waffle, it's homemade. I put it in the toaster.
Speaker 3: You put what in the toaster?
Speaker 2: The homemade waffleys homemade on the box, so you can
Speaker 2: call it homemade. Hold on, hold on, hold on. They're
Speaker 2: crackling and popping and snapping.
Speaker 3: No, it would be great if the whole microphone is
Speaker 3: in there.
Speaker 1: Don't give me that one.
Speaker 2: No, I'll have that one. Here you go.
Speaker 3: Do you know how much like grossness is on that
Speaker 3: mic I didn't let it go in. This isn't very festive.
Speaker 3: This is like a holiday party gone wrong.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you know what this like this street.
Speaker 1: This is one bowl not even no boring.
Speaker 2: This is okay to make rice krispy treat with you
Speaker 2: to be colorful and nice.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get no taste. Hold but listen, you.
Speaker 2: Don't have pop rops in your mouth.
Speaker 1: You can hear them in your mouth.
Speaker 3: Oh wow.
Speaker 2: See, here's actually gonna be the test. Because we've done
Speaker 2: rice krispies now this is now the third time we've
Speaker 2: done rice Krispies because we did the regular, we did
Speaker 2: the red, white and blue ones, and now we do
Speaker 2: the holiday ones, and we probably raid them all differently. No,
Speaker 2: I'm talking about plain ones. Diamond as the executive force. Sir,
Speaker 2: you don't even know what you're talking.
Speaker 1: About, the executive You don't even like to chew.
Speaker 2: We've done three different varieties of regular original rice Crispies,
Speaker 2: and we've probably rated them. Yes, I did.
Speaker 3: He's getting angry.
Speaker 1: Come on, what do you write this one?
Speaker 3: I give this three balls in a spoon. I likes
Speaker 3: me too.
Speaker 2: Balls.
Speaker 3: Okay, I don't mind this.
Speaker 2: I'm actually, Danielle going to go back to the last
Speaker 2: episode where you did the red, white and blue ones
Speaker 2: and see what you rated that one, because it should
Speaker 2: be the same.
Speaker 1: Did I take those with you?
Speaker 2: You did? You brought it for USh? Remember? Yeah?
Speaker 3: All right, so serial Killers. I'm noticing something though.
Speaker 2: What there are.
Speaker 3: Six cups left?
Speaker 2: I just pulled him out.
Speaker 3: That's depressing. I thought we were going to get more.
Speaker 2: No, I only have one more holiday themed cereal?
Speaker 3: Is it gingerbread?
Speaker 2: Damn you? Andrew is shut up?
Speaker 1: Jinks drinks?
Speaker 4: Wait?
Speaker 1: Where's gingerbread Cereals?
Speaker 2: Back in town from life. Oh gingerbread spice.
Speaker 1: That's gonna be good.
Speaker 2: This comes out during the holidays almost every year for
Speaker 2: the last couple of years. You had I have not
Speaker 2: had it before because I'm not a fan of gingerbread.
Speaker 2: Same so before I did this podcast, I didn't need
Speaker 2: to try cereals for no reason. Now I do, so
Speaker 2: it's his job.
Speaker 1: How many sponsors have you, guys, Gotte?
Speaker 2: I'm sorry what you.
Speaker 1: Still haven't got a sponsor?
Speaker 2: Nothing?
Speaker 1: That's ridiculous.
Speaker 2: Nothing.
Speaker 3: We chart on things now too.
Speaker 2: No spoons, milk cereals, no balls, no supermarkets, no delivery services,
Speaker 2: no nothing.
Speaker 3: Hey General Mills, remember when scary is doing the appearance?
Speaker 3: Have a nice day.
Speaker 1: Hey Instacarte?
Speaker 3: I love Instacart. I use it all the time too.
Speaker 3: I wish I could cereal killers.
Speaker 2: However, I must tell you who supports us, because they
Speaker 2: follow us and they like us poop like a champion cereal.
Speaker 2: They're all about us. Post Cereals are all about us,
Speaker 2: and Grainberry Cereals they also follow us. Yeah, Post sent
Speaker 2: us the Twinkie US.
Speaker 1: As if I hear of it.
Speaker 3: You're our unofficial third member.
Speaker 2: You know, we get we get the most responses when
Speaker 2: you're on people love you people. Oh I ripped the bag.
Speaker 1: You people are really sweet, thank you very kindly? What
Speaker 1: oh forever both sides gott you did in the last
Speaker 1: episode too.
Speaker 2: That's these cheap quaker bags. What are you doing?
Speaker 3: He's getting angry.
Speaker 2: Stop pulling Merry Christmas diamond.
Speaker 1: Don't stop, all right, I'm very excited about this.
Speaker 2: Hold on, Oh my god, last two I forgot.
Speaker 1: Can you go ahead post edit?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: No, no, I just do what he's doing.
Speaker 3: Any of this.
Speaker 2: That's a ridiculous, stupid thing he does. There's no post
Speaker 2: show production. I don't add anything in.
Speaker 1: He said to tell you your wife on text that we
Speaker 1: want a girl one. We have a boy one. Elf.
Speaker 1: Scotty said, go ahead and buy one.
Speaker 2: No, Scotty said, we're not paying for any more Christmas craps.
Speaker 3: I love Christmas.
Speaker 2: I love Christmas too, and I'm glad that we get
Speaker 2: to celebrated in our house. But she just came home
Speaker 2: from home goods the other day with like three car
Speaker 2: loads worth of stuff. I'm like, dude, what is going on?
Speaker 3: I would if I if like my apartment wasn't just
Speaker 3: you know, a one bedroom and I live by myself.
Speaker 3: I would totally decorate. You don't decorate and put up
Speaker 3: a little tree, because where am I really?
Speaker 2: What am I going to do with it? Spreaking British guy,
Speaker 2: He's gonna come and kiss me all over my face
Speaker 2: and put British goo on me? Hi ra Hello, rob
Speaker 2: about nobody? Can nobody understands what you're saying? Anybody else's opinion?
Speaker 2: Would you like to try some gingerbread? Spice life?
Speaker 3: Thank you?
Speaker 2: Why bloody brit all right?
Speaker 3: Chip chip cheerio, Merry Christmas.
Speaker 1: You know I live with a bloody britt and he
Speaker 1: does not say chip chop.
Speaker 2: Chip speaking of cheerios, chip chop all right?
Speaker 3: This Christmas holiday is let's have some ginger bread.
Speaker 2: You sound like that dead chef what's her name? Or
Speaker 2: missus doubtfire by you Ready? Here we go. It's disgusting.
Speaker 3: It tastes like damn candles, like I'm eating a candle.
Speaker 1: Excited.
Speaker 3: Oh I do believe this box is terrible. I'm so mad.
Speaker 1: I didn't like anything today.
Speaker 2: Holy hell, that's discussion. That does How does that come back?
Speaker 1: Can you give it a zero?
Speaker 2: You give nothing nothing?
Speaker 3: This is nothing. We've never done nothing.
Speaker 2: Yes, we have look at the ratings and I sent
Speaker 2: you that you never posted.
Speaker 1: Wait, let me taste it again, maybe a second time.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll go into I'm sweating. Did put the heat
Speaker 2: up again?
Speaker 1: Nope?
Speaker 2: Like try try, try try.
Speaker 3: It tastes like the apple cinnamon candle. Right, yeah, but
Speaker 3: just like if I if I melted it and literally
Speaker 3: put a spoon and eat the wax better. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: agree excitedly.
Speaker 2: They want you to make gingerbread crispy treats on the back. No, no,
Speaker 2: I'm so upset. I wasn't able to play this all
Speaker 2: right now.
Speaker 3: We hate it. Should be ashamed of yourself, nicky.
Speaker 1: I'm giving it, giving dry.
Speaker 3: I give this two balls because it just tastes like life.
Speaker 3: When it mixes with the milk, it activates like this.
Speaker 2: Terrible that's right, something or stuff in the middle.
Speaker 1: I give it a spoon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna give it nothing. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna give it one boneus spoon.
Speaker 1: Don't you have something else under there in your sack?
Speaker 2: I can, I mean, I can give you something else
Speaker 2: that you probably like, but I don't have anything else
Speaker 2: that's holiday related. I don't want to waste it.
Speaker 3: I say, waste it, waste it, waste it, wasteick, waste it.
Speaker 3: I do believe we're just doing another bonus box.
Speaker 1: Could you do two bonus boxes in one episode?
Speaker 2: Okay, you know what, I'll do this one because a
Speaker 2: double bonus box. We never had a double bonus box.
Speaker 1: You didn't have a jingle for that.
Speaker 2: No, I don't double bonus box. So the reason with
Speaker 2: this kind of ties in to the whole Christmas thing is,
Speaker 2: you know you might make this Christmas morning. I mean,
Speaker 2: I know, pancakes, waffles, Cereal, French toast, is.
Speaker 3: It Eggo Cereal?
Speaker 2: No, that's coming back, but not yet. And Kellogg's is
Speaker 2: not our friends, so I don't think they're going to
Speaker 2: send us any preview boxes. Obviously, this cereal first came
Speaker 2: out I believe in nineteen ninety five. I'm sorry if
Speaker 2: I'm wrong, but I think it's ninety five. And guess
Speaker 2: who started baking it? Oh Wendel, Oh Cinnamon Toa's Grunch.
Speaker 2: Well kind of, it's a sister of it, Oh French Crunch.
Speaker 2: It is French toast. S It went away and by
Speaker 2: popular demand, came back in late twenty fourteen early twenty fifteen.
Speaker 2: People were going nuts. French toast cunch is one of
Speaker 2: my favorites. Yes, it is bursting with syrup and cinnamon taste.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Are you wait? Can Diamond have it?
Speaker 2: No, Diamond can't have anything.
Speaker 3: Can you have it?
Speaker 2: Check the box Chrispy sweeten corn cereal? She cannot eat corn.
Speaker 3: Diamond has something to say.
Speaker 2: This is not ASMR. Get out of here, take the
Speaker 2: mic away from her place?
Speaker 1: Do you already know this is a grosseral? Really good?
Speaker 3: Up?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 3: Wait? Can she have some?
Speaker 2: No, there's corn and everything's stop it.
Speaker 3: There's no corn on what she's eating though, No, but
Speaker 3: that she can have?
Speaker 2: All right? All right? That smells a lot like syrup. Again,
Speaker 2: if I ate this and then made out with Amy,
Speaker 2: she would divorce me. No syrup. There's no syruple out
Speaker 2: in our house. The kids are not allowed to use
Speaker 2: syrup on pancakes and not allowed. And if we go
Speaker 2: to the diner, I don't like Cooper eat it because
Speaker 2: she'll get it on her shirt and then it goes
Speaker 2: back in the house and it contaminates the whole house.
Speaker 1: About syrup.
Speaker 2: She gags from the smell of syrup.
Speaker 1: That's like me with mayo. Yeah, I understand.
Speaker 2: So now I really don't eat syrup either. She's made
Speaker 2: me grow out of it.
Speaker 3: I just wanted to let you know I'm here.
Speaker 1: Name Simon, Oh dog with your mouthful diamond?
Speaker 2: What do you do? What do you even do here?
Speaker 3: I'm sorry? Excuse me? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: I'm the star of this damn show.
Speaker 3: God, there's so many cups. They don't even know that.
Speaker 2: General Mills French toast crunch like Wendel made these especially
Speaker 2: for us. Here we go, Yes, five bowls? What?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Yep?
Speaker 1: Not five balls? Yep, three bowls in a spoon.
Speaker 3: They're perfect.
Speaker 2: I mean they actually really taste like a piece of
Speaker 2: French toast.
Speaker 3: My mom never made French toast because every time she
Speaker 3: attempts it, she uses like the thinnest piece of toast possible,
Speaker 3: so it just melts.
Speaker 2: And get calla French toast.
Speaker 3: Well, we don't have kalla French toast.
Speaker 2: Go to the diner they have it. I would think
Speaker 2: that there would be a little bit more maple taste
Speaker 2: than there is. That's good.
Speaker 1: What did I give this three bowls in apoon? I'm
Speaker 1: giving it two bowls in taking back both.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do the three balls in a spoon. Andrew
Speaker 2: is five, Danielle two and a half a spoon.
Speaker 3: I need to make this clear. People listening to this episode,
Speaker 3: listen to my review on this one.
Speaker 2: You're one. Irot was going up. You're so angry.
Speaker 3: Listen to me on this one. This is a delicious cereal.
Speaker 3: It is a welcome treat back.
Speaker 1: It's a welcome tree from the other crap he just
Speaker 1: gave us.
Speaker 2: I didn't true, I didn't say it wasn't good.
Speaker 3: You gave it two bowls in spo. I gave it
Speaker 3: three balls in this Okay, then we could be friends. Danielle.
Speaker 3: On the other hand, I got to talk to you.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's two balls in his Spoon's middle of
Speaker 2: the road.
Speaker 3: It's the middle of the road. But it's a delicious tree.
Speaker 1: But it's not as good as like Oreo.
Speaker 3: I did not like the mega stuff Oreos.
Speaker 2: Well, I think that was very exciting. Thank you for
Speaker 2: listening to the Christmas episode. Today's December? What Ninthember?
Speaker 1: But then why are we shouldn't this be on December
Speaker 1: twenty fifth?
Speaker 3: He doesn't even know what episode this is. He doesn't care, No.
Speaker 2: It is it's episode sixty four. I know that in
Speaker 2: today's December ninth. I mean we could have done it
Speaker 2: later in the month because I want people to have
Speaker 2: a chance to go out and get these cereals for
Speaker 2: their Christmas breakfast table. Oh you're right, Oh, here we go, Diamond.
Speaker 2: You don't know what you're talking. You're like Andrew's little sister.
Speaker 3: I have an older sister, and she's sweetie.
Speaker 2: She reminds me of d from What's happening?
Speaker 1: Right, She's never seen what's happening.
Speaker 2: And Andrew's like, what what's happening? I don't know what
Speaker 2: that is?
Speaker 3: Do you guys? Remember Chips episode six and season two.
Speaker 2: That was a good one. That's what was That's when
Speaker 2: John Baker seven Mary three left the show and Nelson
Speaker 2: took over.
Speaker 4: That.
Speaker 2: That's the movie Eric, Yes, that's the episode where he
Speaker 2: crashed his motorcycle. I had to go to the hospit
Speaker 2: for real, and they did the whole series right around
Speaker 2: the actually in the bear. You know what I found
Speaker 2: out yesterday. This is like some insider stuff. You know.
Speaker 2: We're in Sagon, Aftra and Gregg. He's on the board
Speaker 2: of directors for Yes he is.
Speaker 1: Hey, I used to love me. You know, I practiced
Speaker 1: kissing on my There was a hole in my v
Speaker 1: the Bear poster, there was a hole in the.
Speaker 2: J McKay and his friend.
Speaker 1: You know what it was about. It was about this
Speaker 1: trunk driver, hot truck driver, and he had a pet monkey,
Speaker 1: and he took the monkey with him and his name
Speaker 1: was Bear. The adventure. It was awesome.
Speaker 3: It sounds like the eighties were a great time.
Speaker 2: They were.
Speaker 3: I so wish I could have seen this show.
Speaker 1: It was a great show. You would have watched it.
Speaker 3: You guys have like the season like a box.
Speaker 1: I want to talk about Riverdale? I watched that too,
Speaker 1: I don't watch How about the Kardashi?
Speaker 3: Oh god?
Speaker 1: I love all things.
Speaker 3: All right? Now, going to do the car as you did?
Speaker 3: You see that? Did you just fart?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, you're gonna take all the sound post production?
Speaker 3: Probably, Hey, the mis soule tough.
Speaker 1: I want to get to know.
Speaker 5: No, here we go, come on, Andrew.
Speaker 3: Jane m And there's not falling bear.
Speaker 2: No that note. Thank you very much for listening to
Speaker 2: Serial Killers. It's episode sixty four. That's your boy, right there?
Speaker 2: No property shot?
Speaker 3: Wait? Is Bear a monkey?
Speaker 2: Bear?
Speaker 3: A monkey? Why is this monkey called Bear?
Speaker 2: Why do people name their dogs bear?
Speaker 3: I mean, I guess you're right, this is a lames.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well the eighties there were theme songs for every
Speaker 2: show and these they don't do that anymore. This show
Speaker 2: left a couple.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that could give me a poster in my room.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I really hope that there's a reboot of it
Speaker 2: and like coming out in the next couple of years.
Speaker 3: Jamie Kain, here we go. Ready, Yeah, people in the truck,
Speaker 3: that's right.
Speaker 2: Hey, do you remember when you were a kid used
Speaker 2: to do this to truckers? What are you talking about?
Speaker 2: We didn't do that. Who was hnging out with truckers?
Speaker 3: Well, okay, that's a two part one one.
Speaker 4: I would go like this and make the truck driver
Speaker 4: do it. But why are you hanging out in your
Speaker 4: truck driver stops?
Speaker 2: You know, like when you're in a bus going somewhere
Speaker 2: in a bus you're doing.
Speaker 4: Yes, every that's a thing. I was born in the nineties.
Speaker 4: I was born yesterday.
Speaker 2: We gotta go.
Speaker 1: I really hope Greg Evigan hears this. Maybe you'll be
Speaker 1: a guest on the podcast.
Speaker 3: Did you breathe as a child? You weren't born in
Speaker 3: the AI. It's not a thing.
Speaker 2: All right. Listen, I'm sweating. There's snot dripping out of
Speaker 2: my nose. We gotta go.
Speaker 3: Did you guys have kids? Did you did you go swimming?
Speaker 3: Probably not?
Speaker 2: Millennials, listen, Merry Christmas, everybody happy Hanakah and Kwanza and
Speaker 2: all those things. So enjoy your holidays with your family
Speaker 2: and eat some damn cereal. What do we say now, well, no,
Speaker 2: hold on, follow us please on social media? Serial Killers PC,
Speaker 2: that's cereal with the sea.
Speaker 1: Sometimes Andrew will we'll comment.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Every once in a while, I'll go on Facebook
Speaker 2: and do something I do. I saw you. You wrote
Speaker 2: back to that one girl, and I wrote back. I
Speaker 2: can't believe Andre actually did something.
Speaker 3: You followed up to my message.
Speaker 2: I sure check.
Speaker 3: You are such an ass. I hope you get the
Speaker 3: coal for Hankah. Is that a thing? I hope we
Speaker 3: get eight days of coal?
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, we get coal. Yeah? All right, so idiot, yes, thank.
Speaker 3: You very much.
Speaker 2: Merry Christmas, Garretts.
Speaker 3: Hold on Anthony now, Danielle.
Speaker 2: I hope sad that brings you everything you want this Christmas.
Speaker 3: Accept an appearance on Serial Killers, but until next time.
Speaker 2: Such, oh my god, need a towel,