WEBVTT - The Christmas Episode!

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<v Speaker 1>I'm excited.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what's going on?

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<v Speaker 1>We're about to do an episode serial Killers? Suddy?

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<v Speaker 3>What we're doing it?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay?

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<v Speaker 3>This this episode Christmas. No, I'm saying, welcome to Serial Killers.

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<v Speaker 2>This is episode sixty four. We start, Yeah, we started.

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<v Speaker 3>It smells like pea in here.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, it smells like pee because we had mathel. Wait,

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<v Speaker 2>this thing is so loud. I don't think anybody can

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<v Speaker 2>hear us. I don't know how to shut it off.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh oh I shut it off. Okay, wait, so we

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<v Speaker 2>have to start. This is our Christmas episode?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>So do we need to sing?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 2>We did that? All righty, let's just play this.

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<v Speaker 3>Serial were.

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<v Speaker 2>Guess when you Hannah jam cereal.

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<v Speaker 3>Milk is.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay? Now, only Danielle and I can appreciate that, because

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<v Speaker 2>Andrew's like, what was that sound? I never even heard

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<v Speaker 2>of that New body news with that ease.

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<v Speaker 3>Again, and when you start off a podcast like that,

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<v Speaker 3>it sets us off on a really bad tone.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for letting me be a guest on this

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<v Speaker 1>special edition.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, to have you at the Christmas episode.

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<v Speaker 2>I was so excited.

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<v Speaker 3>Really, yes, oh you.

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<v Speaker 1>Guys are so nice.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I'm saying, it's a holiday episode or were going

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<v Speaker 3>fall in on Christmas?

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<v Speaker 2>I think Christmas because.

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<v Speaker 1>You're Jewish, so we doesn't want to start.

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<v Speaker 2>They're pretty they're pretty close this year they coincide, I

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<v Speaker 2>believe this year.

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<v Speaker 3>So oh I saw it already.

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<v Speaker 2>What was it?

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<v Speaker 3>Elf on the Shelf cereal? But I didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's not there. It's not there anymore because it

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<v Speaker 2>is like.

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<v Speaker 3>The Help on the Shelf?

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<v Speaker 1>It disappeared.

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<v Speaker 2>What you're doing about there? Oh my god, I got him.

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<v Speaker 2>I got Psycho who this guy sure moves around. He's

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<v Speaker 2>always supposed to move around at middle of the night

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<v Speaker 2>when it's dark. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got him. All right? So, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>Elf on the Shelf cereal from Calloggs. It's brand new.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the official cereal of the North Pole. Did you

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<v Speaker 2>know that?

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, it's sugar cookie flavored cereal with marshmallows. Okay, so

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<v Speaker 2>right off the bat, I'm like, my head is going

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<v Speaker 2>to explode because I know it's gonna be five balls.

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<v Speaker 3>Are the marshmallows because it's from the North Pole made

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<v Speaker 3>of whale blubber? What you know? Because it's North Pole approved,

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<v Speaker 3>aren't there Polar Bear there?

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<v Speaker 1>Well?

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<v Speaker 3>No, I don't want to kill the polar bear. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>saying the whale problem.

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<v Speaker 2>You want to kill whales. I don't understand.

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<v Speaker 1>I learned in your last episode that you save five

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<v Speaker 1>bowls for marshmallows and chocolate, So this can't be five balls.

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<v Speaker 2>It's possible because sugar, cookies and marshmallows. So we'll see,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, you never know.

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<v Speaker 3>He makes up his rules as he goes.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's the elusive Elf on the Shelf. And originally,

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<v Speaker 2>when I had heard about the cereal a few months ago,

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<v Speaker 2>it was supposed to only be released in Canada, and

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<v Speaker 2>I was very nervous that I was going to have

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<v Speaker 2>to drive north of the border to get a box

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<v Speaker 2>of this cereal because I noticed on the box there

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<v Speaker 2>it's an artificially flavored and there was a U in it,

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<v Speaker 2>so I knew that it was some foreign crap because

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<v Speaker 2>baseball flavored with a U.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I actually reached out to Elf on the

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<v Speaker 2>Shelf himself, what are you doing.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm posing a video of us singing Christmas.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not a millennial. Get off your phone.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>So I reached out to Elf on the Shelf himself

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<v Speaker 2>on Twitter and he responded to.

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<v Speaker 1>Me, which elf did you respond to?

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<v Speaker 2>My name is No, I don't know that at Elf

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<v Speaker 2>on the shelf the real I follow that too. Yeah. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So I reached out to him and he told me

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<v Speaker 2>that the cereal was coming and I asked her for

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<v Speaker 2>a preview box and he's like, nope, So I got

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<v Speaker 2>it myself.

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<v Speaker 3>Can I get it?

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<v Speaker 2>I ordered it. Yeah, they have it in Walmart.

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<v Speaker 3>But I feel like Elf on the Shelf is a

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<v Speaker 3>recent thing that they're trying to say is classic because

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<v Speaker 3>as a child, we never did Elf on the shelf.

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<v Speaker 3>Who's saying it's classic, Well, I feel like elf on

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<v Speaker 3>the shelf they try to market themselves, is like, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>everyone used to do this tradition. Who did this tradition?

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<v Speaker 2>Not off on the shelf.

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<v Speaker 1>The tradition has been around in my house since my

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<v Speaker 1>son was in first grade, and that is thirteen years ago.

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<v Speaker 1>So we've been doing it in my house for thirteen years.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh so it's been a thing for a while. Someone's

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<v Speaker 2>pulling on my shirt. Is it the Elf?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it the Elf?

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<v Speaker 2>What are you doing?

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<v Speaker 3>She is wearing a red coat like the elf.

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<v Speaker 2>So in my house, both both the mench on the

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<v Speaker 2>bench and Elf on the shelf visit us and they

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<v Speaker 2>hang out with each other.

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<v Speaker 1>We have a name for your elf.

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<v Speaker 3>No, you don't know the name of your alf on

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<v Speaker 3>the shelf.

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<v Speaker 2>I have to ask Cooper. I don't know she would know.

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<v Speaker 3>I bet Amy knows. I'll text name, Okay, text her?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, So I'm gonna do the Scottie shape because

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<v Speaker 2>there's marshmallows.

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<v Speaker 3>Why don't you yell at Daniel for using her phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Because she's texting my wife and I'm cool with that.

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<v Speaker 2>So they're little star.

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<v Speaker 3>Pieces of your elf on the shelf.

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<v Speaker 2>Cooper's actually homesick right now. We should facetimer.

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<v Speaker 1>Ops.

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<v Speaker 2>She actually threw up in the nurse's garbage can. So

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<v Speaker 2>you are red and green star pieces with marshmallows, and

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<v Speaker 2>there's a whole Elf scene on the back, and come

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<v Speaker 2>see the magic with the official cereal of the North Pole.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so excited about this.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's check the ingredients corn flour, blend sugar. So there's

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of sugar in here.

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<v Speaker 3>Yang all right, Chris miss, let's bust it open. I

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<v Speaker 3>feel like diets just go downhill towards like the end

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<v Speaker 3>of November.

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<v Speaker 1>If I told you what I ate this morning. If

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<v Speaker 1>my breath is really bad, that's why.

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<v Speaker 3>Now let me tell you marshmallows everything else.

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<v Speaker 2>The marshmallows that are in here are the new baby

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<v Speaker 2>marshmallows that are in the new Rice Krispy Trees formula.

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<v Speaker 2>Ew I can tell they're the same marshmallows because it

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<v Speaker 2>is Kellogg's.

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<v Speaker 3>He can tell, yeah, well, that's why he's our cereal senset.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, I am the same, say of Cereal.

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<v Speaker 3>I really want I.

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<v Speaker 1>Listened back to this podcast. I really am amazed at

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<v Speaker 1>how much you know about Cereal. I'm like, how the

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<v Speaker 1>heck is so cool?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it's just something that I've loved my entire life,

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<v Speaker 2>and now I get to talk about it.

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<v Speaker 3>He's made a career out of it that doesn't pay him.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right, Race as you do. I'm an intern on

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<v Speaker 2>my own podcast. I make nothing.

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<v Speaker 3>Get Uncle Johnny in on one. He's the oldest intern

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<v Speaker 3>on our show man all right.

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<v Speaker 1>He didn't wait, and Uncle Johnny actually asked us for

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<v Speaker 1>a job because he needed to make money. He told

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<v Speaker 1>us that he would file. We're like Johnny, nobody filed anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>I see your butt crack when you bend down for

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<v Speaker 1>the cereal sack.

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<v Speaker 2>So this is the bowl and basket the new milk

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<v Speaker 2>from shop.

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<v Speaker 3>Right again, diets go downhill, the pants get a little tiner,

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<v Speaker 3>the shirts go on bull and Scotty's butt crack comes out.

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<v Speaker 3>You know it's getting towards Christmas.

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<v Speaker 1>When Scott, let's see what's in Scottie's book.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, I don't like these marshmallows. I'm just gonna

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<v Speaker 3>say it.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, because because the marshmallows that ruined rice Krispies tree,

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<v Speaker 2>So of course you don't like it.

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<v Speaker 3>This is stupid.

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<v Speaker 1>Why are they so small?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know what, they look bigger on the box

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<v Speaker 2>where the box go.

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<v Speaker 3>He moved again, Scott, I'm not kidding. You probably put

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<v Speaker 3>it on the floor.

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<v Speaker 2>He's gone dun.

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<v Speaker 1>You know you started eating already. Sorry, you never named

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<v Speaker 1>your help on the shelf. According to your wife.

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<v Speaker 2>Ready, one two three Yeah, here we go one two

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<v Speaker 2>three mm?

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<v Speaker 1>What okay?

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<v Speaker 2>It tastes like cake.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, when you initially taste it, it's really good.

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<v Speaker 3>And then a second later, then the aftertaste is not good, and.

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<v Speaker 2>The consistency of the cereal is not good either, And you.

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<v Speaker 1>Can't taste the marshmallows because they're.

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<v Speaker 2>Two and there's very few of them. I give this

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<v Speaker 2>one bowl, I'm sorry, bowling, a spoon and a spoon.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it has an aftertaste like cardboard.

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<v Speaker 2>Damn it. I want them to like it so much.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, that's so disgusting. The aftertaste is rancid

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<v Speaker 3>that Do you.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember that song they had called time Bomb in the

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<v Speaker 2>mid nineties Ramcid. No, Danielle, you remember it. Don't support him?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on, Let's see what we have here in the

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<v Speaker 2>system and see if Andrew knows any of them. Here's

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<v Speaker 2>time Bomb, you already here we go.

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<v Speaker 3>Read kick it. No, No, there's a reason why people

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<v Speaker 3>from black.

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<v Speaker 2>Coat, black hair, black hat, Cadillac. No. We did a

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<v Speaker 2>Rancid show at Roseland in the city when I first

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<v Speaker 2>started here, and we were the top forty station, but

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<v Speaker 2>we were playing alternative music, so they were all like

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<v Speaker 2>pose and they were lighting all the DJ's jackets on

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<v Speaker 2>fire with their lighters. It was, oh my human newman,

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<v Speaker 2>they lit his jacket on fire. I swear that was hilarious.

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<v Speaker 1>The way the milk tastes pretty good from this.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me try to make the sugar cooie milk.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't. I think I've just decided I don't like

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<v Speaker 3>sugar cookies because that's like the taste almost was like

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<v Speaker 3>butter cream, and it was too much.

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<v Speaker 2>However, it isn't a candle. The sugar Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>you're right. The sugar cookie toast crunch was delicious. You

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<v Speaker 2>loved it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, yes, it was different. I'm gonna eat candles new

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<v Speaker 3>Yankee candle, all.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, candle cereal from cant.

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<v Speaker 2>Theyll brie for you and your belly. Christmas edition rolls on.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna go down to the cereal sack and get

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<v Speaker 2>another one.

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<v Speaker 3>This one.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a classic cereal. It's been around for I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know, one hundred years. But they color them differently

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<v Speaker 2>for the holidays. You got us one for fourth of July.

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<v Speaker 1>I know what it is.

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<v Speaker 2>What it is, and the different holidays, different colors, same taste, sure.

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<v Speaker 3>Cinnabon, just kidding.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's rice crispy.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I knew that. Here's the thing.

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<v Speaker 1>They're gonna taste the same and rice krispies have no

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<v Speaker 1>taste whatsoever.

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<v Speaker 2>They it's exactly this. But they are red and green

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<v Speaker 2>and original color, which what would you call that? Tan? Beige.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know rice what colored? Like, what's this color?

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<v Speaker 2>What's the rice? What's the color of rice crispy beige?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I have a question. So all rice chrispy is supposed.

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<v Speaker 2>To be healthier for you in your mind, yes, but

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<v Speaker 2>because I'm thinking.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe for people who don't like to give their kids

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<v Speaker 1>cereal with like a lot of.

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<v Speaker 2>Sugar, second ingredient sugar. But I don't taste it. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know where it is.

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<v Speaker 1>It's no taste to it.

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<v Speaker 3>I think rice crispies are like a glorified bass for

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<v Speaker 3>things like are you gonna make rice crispies like treats? Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean here, smell. This smells like cardboard. There's just

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<v Speaker 2>really no distinct smell. There's just no distinct smell. They're

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<v Speaker 2>rice crispies.

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<v Speaker 3>I actually like rice krispies with banana. That's my favorite.

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<v Speaker 2>No, we don't put things in things.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh he doesn't like rice crispy and banana is delicious?

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry purist. Ye, my mom used to make that for

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<v Speaker 3>me every morning, and when I say make it, she

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<v Speaker 3>poured a bowl of cereal and cut a banana.

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<v Speaker 2>Although when I was a kid, I used to put made.

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<v Speaker 2>I used to put like full bowls of sugar in

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<v Speaker 2>my rice crispies.

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<v Speaker 3>You put sugar in the rice crispy Oh yeah, spoonfuls.

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<v Speaker 1>A waffle, it's homemade. I put it in the toaster.

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<v Speaker 3>You put what in the toaster?

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<v Speaker 2>The homemade waffleys homemade on the box, so you can

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<v Speaker 2>call it homemade. Hold on, hold on, hold on. They're

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<v Speaker 2>crackling and popping and snapping.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it would be great if the whole microphone is

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<v Speaker 3>in there.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't give me that one.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'll have that one. Here you go.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you know how much like grossness is on that

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<v Speaker 3>mic I didn't let it go in. This isn't very festive.

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<v Speaker 3>This is like a holiday party gone wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but you know what this like this street.

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<v Speaker 1>This is one bowl not even no boring.

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<v Speaker 2>This is okay to make rice krispy treat with you

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<v Speaker 2>to be colorful and nice.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna get no taste. Hold but listen, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't have pop rops in your mouth.

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<v Speaker 1>You can hear them in your mouth.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh wow.

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<v Speaker 2>See, here's actually gonna be the test. Because we've done

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<v Speaker 2>rice krispies now this is now the third time we've

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<v Speaker 2>done rice Krispies because we did the regular, we did

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<v Speaker 2>the red, white and blue ones, and now we do

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<v Speaker 2>the holiday ones, and we probably raid them all differently. No,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm talking about plain ones. Diamond as the executive force. Sir,

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<v Speaker 2>you don't even know what you're talking.

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<v Speaker 1>About, the executive You don't even like to chew.

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<v Speaker 2>We've done three different varieties of regular original rice Crispies,

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<v Speaker 2>and we've probably rated them. Yes, I did.

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<v Speaker 3>He's getting angry.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, what do you write this one?

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<v Speaker 3>I give this three balls in a spoon. I likes

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<v Speaker 3>me too.

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<v Speaker 2>Balls.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I don't mind this.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm actually, Danielle going to go back to the last

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<v Speaker 2>episode where you did the red, white and blue ones

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<v Speaker 2>and see what you rated that one, because it should

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<v Speaker 2>be the same.

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<v Speaker 1>Did I take those with you?

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<v Speaker 2>You did? You brought it for USh? Remember? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>All right, so serial Killers. I'm noticing something though.

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<v Speaker 2>What there are.

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<v Speaker 3>Six cups left?

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<v Speaker 2>I just pulled him out.

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<v Speaker 3>That's depressing. I thought we were going to get more.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I only have one more holiday themed cereal?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it gingerbread?

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<v Speaker 2>Damn you? Andrew is shut up?

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<v Speaker 1>Jinks drinks?

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<v Speaker 4>Wait?

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<v Speaker 1>Where's gingerbread Cereals?

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<v Speaker 2>Back in town from life. Oh gingerbread spice.

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<v Speaker 1>That's gonna be good.

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<v Speaker 2>This comes out during the holidays almost every year for

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<v Speaker 2>the last couple of years. You had I have not

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<v Speaker 2>had it before because I'm not a fan of gingerbread.

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<v Speaker 2>Same so before I did this podcast, I didn't need

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<v Speaker 2>to try cereals for no reason. Now I do, so

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<v Speaker 2>it's his job.

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<v Speaker 1>How many sponsors have you, guys, Gotte?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry what you.

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<v Speaker 1>Still haven't got a sponsor?

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<v Speaker 2>Nothing?

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<v Speaker 1>That's ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 2>Nothing.

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<v Speaker 3>We chart on things now too.

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<v Speaker 2>No spoons, milk cereals, no balls, no supermarkets, no delivery services,

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<v Speaker 2>no nothing.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey General Mills, remember when scary is doing the appearance?

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<v Speaker 3>Have a nice day.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey Instacarte?

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<v Speaker 3>I love Instacart. I use it all the time too.

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<v Speaker 3>I wish I could cereal killers.

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<v Speaker 2>However, I must tell you who supports us, because they

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<v Speaker 2>follow us and they like us poop like a champion cereal.

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<v Speaker 2>They're all about us. Post Cereals are all about us,

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<v Speaker 2>and Grainberry Cereals they also follow us. Yeah, Post sent

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<v Speaker 2>us the Twinkie US.

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<v Speaker 1>As if I hear of it.

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<v Speaker 3>You're our unofficial third member.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, we get we get the most responses when

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<v Speaker 2>you're on people love you people. Oh I ripped the bag.

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<v Speaker 1>You people are really sweet, thank you very kindly? What

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<v Speaker 1>oh forever both sides gott you did in the last

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<v Speaker 1>episode too.

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<v Speaker 2>That's these cheap quaker bags. What are you doing?

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<v Speaker 3>He's getting angry.

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<v Speaker 2>Stop pulling Merry Christmas diamond.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't stop, all right, I'm very excited about this.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on, Oh my god, last two I forgot.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you go ahead post edit?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, I just do what he's doing.

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<v Speaker 3>Any of this.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a ridiculous, stupid thing he does. There's no post

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<v Speaker 2>show production. I don't add anything in.

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<v Speaker 1>He said to tell you your wife on text that we

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<v Speaker 1>want a girl one. We have a boy one. Elf.

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<v Speaker 1>Scotty said, go ahead and buy one.

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<v Speaker 2>No, Scotty said, we're not paying for any more Christmas craps.

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<v Speaker 3>I love Christmas.

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<v Speaker 2>I love Christmas too, and I'm glad that we get

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<v Speaker 2>to celebrated in our house. But she just came home

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<v Speaker 2>from home goods the other day with like three car

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<v Speaker 2>loads worth of stuff. I'm like, dude, what is going on?

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<v Speaker 3>I would if I if like my apartment wasn't just

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<v Speaker 3>you know, a one bedroom and I live by myself.

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<v Speaker 3>I would totally decorate. You don't decorate and put up

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<v Speaker 3>a little tree, because where am I really?

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<v Speaker 2>What am I going to do with it? Spreaking British guy,

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<v Speaker 2>He's gonna come and kiss me all over my face

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<v Speaker 2>and put British goo on me? Hi ra Hello, rob

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<v Speaker 2>about nobody? Can nobody understands what you're saying? Anybody else's opinion?

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<v Speaker 2>Would you like to try some gingerbread? Spice life?

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you?

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<v Speaker 2>Why bloody brit all right?

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<v Speaker 3>Chip chip cheerio, Merry Christmas.

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<v Speaker 1>You know I live with a bloody britt and he

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<v Speaker 1>does not say chip chop.

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<v Speaker 2>Chip speaking of cheerios, chip chop all right?

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<v Speaker 3>This Christmas holiday is let's have some ginger bread.

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<v Speaker 2>You sound like that dead chef what's her name? Or

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<v Speaker 2>missus doubtfire by you Ready? Here we go. It's disgusting.

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<v Speaker 3>It tastes like damn candles, like I'm eating a candle.

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<v Speaker 1>Excited.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh I do believe this box is terrible. I'm so mad.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't like anything today.

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<v Speaker 2>Holy hell, that's discussion. That does How does that come back?

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<v Speaker 1>Can you give it a zero?

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<v Speaker 2>You give nothing nothing?

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<v Speaker 3>This is nothing. We've never done nothing.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, we have look at the ratings and I sent

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<v Speaker 2>you that you never posted.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, let me taste it again, maybe a second time.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'll go into I'm sweating. Did put the heat

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<v Speaker 2>up again?

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<v Speaker 1>Nope?

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<v Speaker 2>Like try try, try try.

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<v Speaker 3>It tastes like the apple cinnamon candle. Right, yeah, but

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<v Speaker 3>just like if I if I melted it and literally

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<v Speaker 3>put a spoon and eat the wax better. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 3>agree excitedly.

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<v Speaker 2>They want you to make gingerbread crispy treats on the back. No, no,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so upset. I wasn't able to play this all

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<v Speaker 2>right now.

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<v Speaker 3>We hate it. Should be ashamed of yourself, nicky.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm giving it, giving dry.

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<v Speaker 3>I give this two balls because it just tastes like life.

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<v Speaker 3>When it mixes with the milk, it activates like this.

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<v Speaker 2>Terrible that's right, something or stuff in the middle.

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<v Speaker 1>I give it a spoon.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm gonna give it nothing. I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna give it one boneus spoon.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't you have something else under there in your sack?

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<v Speaker 2>I can, I mean, I can give you something else

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<v Speaker 2>that you probably like, but I don't have anything else

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<v Speaker 2>that's holiday related. I don't want to waste it.

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<v Speaker 3>I say, waste it, waste it, waste it, wasteick, waste it.

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<v Speaker 3>I do believe we're just doing another bonus box.

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<v Speaker 1>Could you do two bonus boxes in one episode?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, you know what, I'll do this one because a

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<v Speaker 2>double bonus box. We never had a double bonus box.

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't have a jingle for that.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I don't double bonus box. So the reason with

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<v Speaker 2>this kind of ties in to the whole Christmas thing is,

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<v Speaker 2>you know you might make this Christmas morning. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>I know, pancakes, waffles, Cereal, French toast, is.

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<v Speaker 3>It Eggo Cereal?

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<v Speaker 2>No, that's coming back, but not yet. And Kellogg's is

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<v Speaker 2>not our friends, so I don't think they're going to

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<v Speaker 2>send us any preview boxes. Obviously, this cereal first came

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<v Speaker 2>out I believe in nineteen ninety five. I'm sorry if

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<v Speaker 2>I'm wrong, but I think it's ninety five. And guess

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<v Speaker 2>who started baking it? Oh Wendel, Oh Cinnamon Toa's Grunch.

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<v Speaker 2>Well kind of, it's a sister of it, Oh French Crunch.

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<v Speaker 2>It is French toast. S It went away and by

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<v Speaker 2>popular demand, came back in late twenty fourteen early twenty fifteen.

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<v Speaker 2>People were going nuts. French toast cunch is one of

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<v Speaker 2>my favorites. Yes, it is bursting with syrup and cinnamon taste.

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<v Speaker 1>It is.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Are you wait? Can Diamond have it?

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<v Speaker 2>No, Diamond can't have anything.

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<v Speaker 3>Can you have it?

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<v Speaker 2>Check the box Chrispy sweeten corn cereal? She cannot eat corn.

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<v Speaker 3>Diamond has something to say.

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<v Speaker 2>This is not ASMR. Get out of here, take the

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<v Speaker 2>mic away from her place?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you already know this is a grosseral? Really good?

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<v Speaker 3>Up?

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<v Speaker 2>All right?

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<v Speaker 3>Wait? Can she have some?

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<v Speaker 2>No, there's corn and everything's stop it.

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<v Speaker 3>There's no corn on what she's eating though, No, but

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<v Speaker 3>that she can have?

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<v Speaker 2>All right? All right? That smells a lot like syrup. Again,

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<v Speaker 2>if I ate this and then made out with Amy,

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<v Speaker 2>she would divorce me. No syrup. There's no syruple out

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<v Speaker 2>in our house. The kids are not allowed to use

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<v Speaker 2>syrup on pancakes and not allowed. And if we go

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<v Speaker 2>to the diner, I don't like Cooper eat it because

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<v Speaker 2>she'll get it on her shirt and then it goes

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<v Speaker 2>back in the house and it contaminates the whole house.

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<v Speaker 1>About syrup.

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<v Speaker 2>She gags from the smell of syrup.

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<v Speaker 1>That's like me with mayo. Yeah, I understand.

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<v Speaker 2>So now I really don't eat syrup either. She's made

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<v Speaker 2>me grow out of it.

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<v Speaker 3>I just wanted to let you know I'm here.

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<v Speaker 1>Name Simon, Oh dog with your mouthful diamond?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you do? What do you even do here?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry? Excuse me? Are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm the star of this damn show.

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<v Speaker 3>God, there's so many cups. They don't even know that.

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<v Speaker 2>General Mills French toast crunch like Wendel made these especially

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<v Speaker 2>for us. Here we go, Yes, five bowls? What?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 3>Yep?

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<v Speaker 1>Not five balls? Yep, three bowls in a spoon.

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<v Speaker 3>They're perfect.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean they actually really taste like a piece of

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<v Speaker 2>French toast.

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<v Speaker 3>My mom never made French toast because every time she

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<v Speaker 3>attempts it, she uses like the thinnest piece of toast possible,

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<v Speaker 3>so it just melts.

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<v Speaker 2>And get calla French toast.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, we don't have kalla French toast.

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<v Speaker 2>Go to the diner they have it. I would think

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<v Speaker 2>that there would be a little bit more maple taste

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<v Speaker 2>than there is. That's good.

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<v Speaker 1>What did I give this three bowls in apoon? I'm

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<v Speaker 1>giving it two bowls in taking back both.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna do the three balls in a spoon. Andrew

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<v Speaker 2>is five, Danielle two and a half a spoon.

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<v Speaker 3>I need to make this clear. People listening to this episode,

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<v Speaker 3>listen to my review on this one.

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<v Speaker 2>You're one. Irot was going up. You're so angry.

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<v Speaker 3>Listen to me on this one. This is a delicious cereal.

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<v Speaker 3>It is a welcome treat back.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a welcome tree from the other crap he just

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<v Speaker 1>gave us.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't true, I didn't say it wasn't good.

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<v Speaker 3>You gave it two bowls in spo. I gave it

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<v Speaker 3>three balls in this Okay, then we could be friends. Danielle.

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<v Speaker 3>On the other hand, I got to talk to you.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, that's two balls in his Spoon's middle of

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<v Speaker 2>the road.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the middle of the road. But it's a delicious tree.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's not as good as like Oreo.

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<v Speaker 3>I did not like the mega stuff Oreos.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I think that was very exciting. Thank you for

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<v Speaker 2>listening to the Christmas episode. Today's December? What Ninthember?

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<v Speaker 1>But then why are we shouldn't this be on December

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<v Speaker 1>twenty fifth?

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<v Speaker 3>He doesn't even know what episode this is. He doesn't care, No.

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<v Speaker 2>It is it's episode sixty four. I know that in

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<v Speaker 2>today's December ninth. I mean we could have done it

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<v Speaker 2>later in the month because I want people to have

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<v Speaker 2>a chance to go out and get these cereals for

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<v Speaker 2>their Christmas breakfast table. Oh you're right, Oh, here we go, Diamond.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't know what you're talking. You're like Andrew's little sister.

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<v Speaker 3>I have an older sister, and she's sweetie.

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<v Speaker 2>She reminds me of d from What's happening?

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<v Speaker 1>Right, She's never seen what's happening.

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<v Speaker 2>And Andrew's like, what what's happening? I don't know what

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<v Speaker 2>that is?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you guys? Remember Chips episode six and season two.

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<v Speaker 2>That was a good one. That's what was That's when

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<v Speaker 2>John Baker seven Mary three left the show and Nelson

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<v Speaker 2>took over.

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<v Speaker 4>That.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the movie Eric, Yes, that's the episode where he

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<v Speaker 2>crashed his motorcycle. I had to go to the hospit

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<v Speaker 2>for real, and they did the whole series right around

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<v Speaker 2>the actually in the bear. You know what I found

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<v Speaker 2>out yesterday. This is like some insider stuff. You know.

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<v Speaker 2>We're in Sagon, Aftra and Gregg. He's on the board

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<v Speaker 2>of directors for Yes he is.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, I used to love me. You know, I practiced

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<v Speaker 1>kissing on my There was a hole in my v

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<v Speaker 1>the Bear poster, there was a hole in the.

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<v Speaker 2>J McKay and his friend.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what it was about. It was about this

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<v Speaker 1>trunk driver, hot truck driver, and he had a pet monkey,

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<v Speaker 1>and he took the monkey with him and his name

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<v Speaker 1>was Bear. The adventure. It was awesome.

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<v Speaker 3>It sounds like the eighties were a great time.

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<v Speaker 2>They were.

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<v Speaker 3>I so wish I could have seen this show.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a great show. You would have watched it.

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<v Speaker 3>You guys have like the season like a box.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to talk about Riverdale? I watched that too,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't watch How about the Kardashi?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh god?

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<v Speaker 1>I love all things.

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<v Speaker 3>All right? Now, going to do the car as you did?

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<v Speaker 3>You see that? Did you just fart?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, you're gonna take all the sound post production?

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<v Speaker 3>Probably, Hey, the mis soule tough.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to get to know.

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<v Speaker 5>No, here we go, come on, Andrew.

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<v Speaker 3>Jane m And there's not falling bear.

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<v Speaker 2>No that note. Thank you very much for listening to

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<v Speaker 2>Serial Killers. It's episode sixty four. That's your boy, right there?

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<v Speaker 2>No property shot?

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<v Speaker 3>Wait? Is Bear a monkey?

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<v Speaker 2>Bear?

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<v Speaker 3>A monkey? Why is this monkey called Bear?

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<v Speaker 2>Why do people name their dogs bear?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I guess you're right, this is a lames.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Well the eighties there were theme songs for every

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<v Speaker 2>show and these they don't do that anymore. This show

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<v Speaker 2>left a couple.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and that could give me a poster in my room.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I really hope that there's a reboot of it

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<v Speaker 2>and like coming out in the next couple of years.

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<v Speaker 3>Jamie Kain, here we go. Ready, Yeah, people in the truck,

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<v Speaker 3>that's right.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, do you remember when you were a kid used

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<v Speaker 2>to do this to truckers? What are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 2>We didn't do that. Who was hnging out with truckers?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, okay, that's a two part one one.

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<v Speaker 4>I would go like this and make the truck driver

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<v Speaker 4>do it. But why are you hanging out in your

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<v Speaker 4>truck driver stops?

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<v Speaker 2>You know, like when you're in a bus going somewhere

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<v Speaker 2>in a bus you're doing.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, every that's a thing. I was born in the nineties.

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<v Speaker 4>I was born yesterday.

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<v Speaker 2>We gotta go.

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<v Speaker 1>I really hope Greg Evigan hears this. Maybe you'll be

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<v Speaker 1>a guest on the podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you breathe as a child? You weren't born in

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<v Speaker 3>the AI. It's not a thing.

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<v Speaker 2>All right. Listen, I'm sweating. There's snot dripping out of

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<v Speaker 2>my nose. We gotta go.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you guys have kids? Did you did you go swimming?

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<v Speaker 3>Probably not?

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<v Speaker 2>Millennials, listen, Merry Christmas, everybody happy Hanakah and Kwanza and

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<v Speaker 2>all those things. So enjoy your holidays with your family

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<v Speaker 2>and eat some damn cereal. What do we say now, well, no,

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<v Speaker 2>hold on, follow us please on social media? Serial Killers PC,

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<v Speaker 2>that's cereal with the sea.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes Andrew will we'll comment.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Every once in a while, I'll go on Facebook

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<v Speaker 2>and do something I do. I saw you. You wrote

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<v Speaker 2>back to that one girl, and I wrote back. I

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<v Speaker 2>can't believe Andre actually did something.

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<v Speaker 3>You followed up to my message.

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<v Speaker 2>I sure check.

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<v Speaker 3>You are such an ass. I hope you get the

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<v Speaker 3>coal for Hankah. Is that a thing? I hope we

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<v Speaker 3>get eight days of coal?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yeah, we get coal. Yeah? All right, so idiot, yes, thank.

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<v Speaker 3>You very much.

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<v Speaker 2>Merry Christmas, Garretts.

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<v Speaker 3>Hold on Anthony now, Danielle.

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<v Speaker 2>I hope sad that brings you everything you want this Christmas.

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<v Speaker 3>Accept an appearance on Serial Killers, but until next time.

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<v Speaker 2>Such, oh my god, need a towel,