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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Yes, Buttons,

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Speaker 1: is this Melissa? Uh yeah speaking? Yeah, Hey, it's Buttons.

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Speaker 1: I'm just calling to see what time you want me

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Speaker 1: there tomorrow. I'm sorry, Buttons. Yeah, Buttons the clown I'm

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Speaker 1: calling from. I think you have the wrong member calling

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Speaker 1: from entertainment. Uh supposed to be a keynote speaker for

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Speaker 1: a motivational seminar that you've organized for your company or

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Speaker 1: some something like that. No, I, doctor Mark Brown is

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Speaker 1: our is our speaker? Oh yeah, sorry about that. Uh,

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Speaker 1: somebody should have called you from the company to let

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Speaker 1: you know that he's sick, came down with something. I

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Speaker 1: don't know, s t I who knows? But anyway, Uh yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Anyway, they said he couldn't do it.

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Speaker 1: So I'm the last minute feeling. So I'll be your

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Speaker 1: motivational speaker tomorrow. I just wanted to call and check

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Speaker 1: in with you. See what kind of gags you wanted

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Speaker 1: me to pull? What sort of bull should be handing

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Speaker 1: out to people? You know? And you're a clown and

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Speaker 1: your name is Buttons. Yep, Button is a clown. I've

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Speaker 1: been booked to do it. So just calling to check

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Speaker 1: in and see, uh, you know what kind of people

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be talking to, telling them about, you know,

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Speaker 1: how to take life by the horns. I guess yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: I you know, I really I really crushed it, didn't I.

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Speaker 1: You know, proof is in the pudding. Yeah, proof is

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Speaker 1: in the putting. This is not something for like a

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Speaker 1: stoned clown. That is absolutely not Oh god, I wish

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Speaker 1: there was a stone. We're absolutely not for that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that is, you know, clearly unacceptable for the tone of

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Speaker 1: this event, right, yeah, because you want someone who's going

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Speaker 1: to get up there. Probably you want someone who's going

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Speaker 1: to get up there and probably talk about how great

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Speaker 1: life can be and now you can just do anything

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Speaker 1: you want to do if you put your mind to it. Right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I had you know, I had a dream too about

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Speaker 1: becoming a huge clown, and now things got real, you know,

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Speaker 1: and I grew up tonight. We're not having drug stone

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Speaker 1: clown like that is not that is not what we're

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Speaker 1: going for here. We If doctor Mark Brown is not available,

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Speaker 1: then surely there is something closer. We don't want buttons

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Speaker 1: and no offense. I'm sure those eight year olds don't

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Speaker 1: want buttons either, nobody wants buttons, Buttons doesn't even want buttons.

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Speaker 1: But anyway, I got to do this gig tomorrow because uh,

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Speaker 1: you know, like I said, gotta pay the rent. I

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Speaker 1: guess I am not getting fired because of some depressed

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Speaker 1: hobo clown. So take care, buttons. All right, We'll watch

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Speaker 1: me pull a watch me pull up a prank phone

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Speaker 1: call out of my butt? What was my last I

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Speaker 1: don't I don't care about your bullshity. Listen, this is

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Speaker 1: actually Double from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank

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Speaker 1: on you and your coworker Siddy set you up. Well,

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Speaker 1: you know, no matter what happens tomorrow, it cannot be

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Speaker 1: any worse than this. You know, maybe maybe I should

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Speaker 1: thank you. Wake up every morning with Double phone pranks

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Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties