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I know nowadays people like to 0:02:02.480 --> 0:02:05.520 make fun of pickup lines, but the big question is 0:02:06.120 --> 0:02:10.400 do they still work? I mean, shoot, it depends. 0:02:10.440 --> 0:02:10.680 Man. 0:02:11.200 --> 0:02:14.040 If it's clever enough and well thought out and it 0:02:14.080 --> 0:02:16.399 makes the other person chuckle a little bit, then why 0:02:16.440 --> 0:02:17.280 not try. 0:02:17.040 --> 0:02:17.799 It on one? 0:02:17.800 --> 0:02:20.400 On the text line for Alexis the other day and 0:02:20.520 --> 0:02:22.480 it said are you from France? 0:02:22.520 --> 0:02:26.680 Because madamn you find madam. 0:02:27.960 --> 0:02:28.280 Person? 0:02:28.280 --> 0:02:30.560 And yeah, I like that one. 0:02:30.720 --> 0:02:32.960 The truth is, some of the pickup lines are more 0:02:33.000 --> 0:02:36.680 effective than others. It's really comes down to the creativity 0:02:36.840 --> 0:02:40.280 of some individuals, and one very creative guy is on 0:02:40.320 --> 0:02:43.120 the phone with us right now. We're used a pickup line. 0:02:43.160 --> 0:02:45.920 If he uses that shrimp cocktail line, hang up, hang 0:02:46.000 --> 0:02:46.400 up on it. 0:02:46.520 --> 0:02:48.840 Let's find out his name is Kyle. Kyle walking to 0:02:48.880 --> 0:02:49.200 the show. 0:02:49.240 --> 0:02:51.120 Many thanks for having me on. 0:02:51.320 --> 0:02:54.400 Yeah, Kyle, in your email, you said that you tried 0:02:54.440 --> 0:02:57.000 out a new pickup line on a girl. Tell us 0:02:57.040 --> 0:02:57.799 about how that went. 0:02:58.400 --> 0:03:01.600 Yeah, I'm kind of proud of it. I'm at this 0:03:01.639 --> 0:03:04.160 bar with a few buddies of mine, and you know, 0:03:04.200 --> 0:03:07.040 I noticed a really cute girl hanging out. You sort 0:03:07.040 --> 0:03:08.600 of had my eyes for a little while ago. We 0:03:08.639 --> 0:03:12.040 made eye contact a couple of times, but she was 0:03:12.080 --> 0:03:15.239 also dancing with her girlfriends the whole night. So anyway, 0:03:15.280 --> 0:03:17.639 at certain point, I decided I was going to head 0:03:17.639 --> 0:03:20.480 home because I was tired and I was hungry. 0:03:20.720 --> 0:03:25.320 Okay, so wait, okay, when do you talk to her? 0:03:25.639 --> 0:03:27.440 But I pulled up Uber Eat because I actually live 0:03:27.520 --> 0:03:30.240 right by the bar. Okay, I'm going to order food 0:03:30.320 --> 0:03:33.200 now for delivery to be delivered to my house. But 0:03:33.240 --> 0:03:35.280 that's when I was like, you know what, I'm gonna 0:03:35.320 --> 0:03:35.960 try my move. 0:03:36.160 --> 0:03:38.000 Okay, on your way out, that's good. 0:03:38.120 --> 0:03:40.880 Well the Tila hid also finally. Yeah. 0:03:41.800 --> 0:03:44.600 Yeah, So I put my order in and then I 0:03:44.640 --> 0:03:49.520 turned my phone scream to her and I say, what 0:03:49.560 --> 0:03:50.320 do you want to eat? 0:03:50.520 --> 0:03:50.840 Yep? 0:03:51.240 --> 0:03:55.320 Nice bro, so smart. I actually kind of like that. 0:03:55.400 --> 0:03:56.840 I like it, but I think the food's cating delivered 0:03:56.880 --> 0:03:57.360 to me at the bar. 0:03:57.720 --> 0:03:59.880 Yeah, I mean I wouldn't think I was an invite 0:04:00.040 --> 0:04:00.520 to your house. 0:04:00.600 --> 0:04:02.920 Well, and you have to pay for the whole group. 0:04:03.000 --> 0:04:06.440 Then gets the order, right, are you just letting her order? 0:04:06.560 --> 0:04:07.400 Yeah? What was the reaction? 0:04:08.000 --> 0:04:10.240 Well, her friends are actually still dancing at this point. 0:04:10.440 --> 0:04:12.800 Okay, so it's just you because that is a risky 0:04:12.800 --> 0:04:14.200 one hundred and fifty dollars uber. 0:04:14.280 --> 0:04:16.800 Yah, what did she do? 0:04:17.320 --> 0:04:21.600 So she's my name and I learned her name, It's Jennifer. 0:04:22.360 --> 0:04:24.400 And then she grabs the phone and she starts crawling 0:04:24.480 --> 0:04:25.000 through the food. 0:04:25.680 --> 0:04:25.920 Yeah. 0:04:27.360 --> 0:04:29.800 The way to any woman's heart is your stomach. 0:04:30.080 --> 0:04:31.880 Yeah, and you got to get her on the hook. 0:04:31.960 --> 0:04:33.440 Now she's on Yeah. 0:04:33.640 --> 0:04:35.640 And then I tell her, I say, if you want it, 0:04:35.640 --> 0:04:39.200 it's being delivered to my place, so you'll have to 0:04:39.240 --> 0:04:40.640 come walk with me to grab it. 0:04:41.920 --> 0:04:44.400 Because she can go, whoa, I'm not going to your place, 0:04:44.560 --> 0:04:46.560 and then you can simply go, oh, I'm sorry, I'll 0:04:46.600 --> 0:04:47.680 change the address to hear. 0:04:48.120 --> 0:04:52.120 I mean, it is really risky for a woman to 0:04:52.279 --> 0:04:54.200 go back to somebody's place with a guy. 0:04:54.600 --> 0:04:57.719 Really, they've never offered your kid candy. But she tenders 0:04:57.720 --> 0:05:00.000 to a drunk girl at a bar exactly. 0:05:00.360 --> 0:05:02.240 Now I know where I've seen this before. It was 0:05:02.279 --> 0:05:08.359 on three different Netflix crime the Uber eats Killer. 0:05:08.800 --> 0:05:10.240 Well, so that's the thing, you're right. 0:05:10.279 --> 0:05:14.440 I mean, she was a little bit hesitant, but. 0:05:14.360 --> 0:05:16.680 The chicken tenders are on the line, So what is 0:05:16.680 --> 0:05:17.599 she going to say? 0:05:18.440 --> 0:05:21.640 Exactly? And she was like, wow, you're forward, and I 0:05:21.640 --> 0:05:23.359 said no, I'm just hungry. 0:05:23.480 --> 0:05:23.720 Oh. 0:05:24.400 --> 0:05:26.599 But that's when she started like interviewing me. Like I 0:05:26.600 --> 0:05:28.159 remember she said to me like, okay, but you're not 0:05:28.200 --> 0:05:29.440 a murderer, right, Oh. 0:05:29.360 --> 0:05:33.120 Yeah, because always tell you right up front. 0:05:33.240 --> 0:05:35.120 Yeah, there's an oath we take. 0:05:35.240 --> 0:05:37.520 I am good question. 0:05:39.960 --> 0:05:43.760 Darn you know. Next thing, no one walking home to 0:05:43.800 --> 0:05:44.040 the bar. 0:05:46.160 --> 0:05:46.640 You did it? 0:05:46.760 --> 0:05:49.680 Worried about this girl's decisions. But yes, yes, I mean 0:05:49.680 --> 0:05:51.839 you sound like a really nice guy. So it worked 0:05:51.839 --> 0:05:55.080 out this time. Why she's not calling you back? Someone 0:05:55.080 --> 0:05:59.600 else lured her in with chicken strips, chicken strips. 0:05:59.279 --> 0:06:01.719 At every door. Okay, how did the walk home go? 0:06:02.480 --> 0:06:04.960 It was great. We were talking. She was really chill. 0:06:05.000 --> 0:06:06.880 We were connecting and we made each other laugh. 0:06:07.040 --> 0:06:08.320 So that's awesome. 0:06:09.279 --> 0:06:12.440 But anyway, we get to my plate and sober eats 0:06:12.480 --> 0:06:18.599 guys there with our food. Yeah for every timing, and 0:06:18.640 --> 0:06:22.279 we sit on the front porch and we ate our 0:06:22.320 --> 0:06:23.040 meal together. 0:06:25.560 --> 0:06:26.200 That's actually good. 0:06:26.200 --> 0:06:29.120 I'm sure pressure to go in or yeah. 0:06:29.080 --> 0:06:31.360 I thought about inviting her inside, but I don't know. 0:06:31.400 --> 0:06:33.960 I figured it would be kind of a sleazy move 0:06:34.040 --> 0:06:35.480 or something. And we totally honest. He was like, I 0:06:35.520 --> 0:06:38.080 actually was hungry and tired. 0:06:40.680 --> 0:06:42.479 All right, I've actually been there. I'm like, I kind 0:06:42.480 --> 0:06:48.560 of hope nothing happens here because I'm exhausting. How did 0:06:48.560 --> 0:06:49.800 you guys leave it at the end of the night. 0:06:50.240 --> 0:06:53.120 So she thanked me and we hugged, and I called 0:06:53.120 --> 0:06:54.960 her an uber to come pick her up and take 0:06:54.960 --> 0:06:59.320 her home. And that was at no kids, no, no, no, 0:06:59.360 --> 0:07:01.360 there was no but it was really I don't know, 0:07:01.400 --> 0:07:03.880 it was sweet. And that was a couple of weeks ago. 0:07:04.240 --> 0:07:06.080 A couple of weeks and you haven't heard from her 0:07:06.120 --> 0:07:06.400 at all. 0:07:06.960 --> 0:07:08.760 Well, no, I've heard from her a little bit, but 0:07:08.880 --> 0:07:11.960 it's kind of she's not responding that much. She's like 0:07:11.960 --> 0:07:13.080 a few words here and there. 0:07:13.200 --> 0:07:15.200 You know, Yeah, that's interesting. 0:07:15.600 --> 0:07:17.840 Can you get a read on, like anything that gives 0:07:17.880 --> 0:07:19.280 you a guess into what's going on? 0:07:20.160 --> 0:07:23.880 I mean, look, I'm probably not the world's best flicking guy. 0:07:24.200 --> 0:07:24.640 I don't know. 0:07:25.400 --> 0:07:27.920 Maybe it's like she saw me under the lights when 0:07:27.920 --> 0:07:29.600 we got back to my apartment. 0:07:31.040 --> 0:07:31.640 Just wanted a meal. 0:07:32.000 --> 0:07:34.720 Yeah, girls to talk to a creepy ie for thirty 0:07:34.720 --> 0:07:38.880 minutes for a free vodka kran. 0:07:38.360 --> 0:07:42.360 They will marry a guy for ten years. So let's 0:07:42.360 --> 0:07:44.040 figure this out. We have a little bit of time 0:07:44.080 --> 0:07:46.320 to kill before we reach out to Jennifer. So how 0:07:46.360 --> 0:07:48.440 about you put it in Uber eats order for all 0:07:48.480 --> 0:07:50.880 of us here. I'll take a cheeseburger, Alexis, what do 0:07:50.920 --> 0:07:52.440 you chicken tenders? 0:07:52.480 --> 0:07:52.840 Brooks? 0:07:52.880 --> 0:07:54.800 Okay? Do we have fried pickles on the menu? 0:07:54.960 --> 0:07:57.360 Okay, now, now the order is getting too big and 0:07:57.400 --> 0:08:02.560 you're getting really specific with the stuff. A salad to Kyle, 0:08:02.680 --> 0:08:06.920 you forget it? Okay, just get the cheeseburger. We'll come back. 0:08:06.960 --> 0:08:08.840 We'll do your second date update right after this. 0:08:09.160 --> 0:08:09.960 Sign a rich. 0:08:12.240 --> 0:08:17.080 Second date update. Did we just hear the pickup line 0:08:17.280 --> 0:08:18.160 of the year. 0:08:20.000 --> 0:08:21.680 It's pretty amazing. I'm not gonna lie. 0:08:21.760 --> 0:08:24.600 We definitely have a contender because our listener Kyle went 0:08:24.640 --> 0:08:27.840 out to a bar recently, went up to a very 0:08:27.920 --> 0:08:31.800 pretty woman, just handed her his phone with the Uber 0:08:31.880 --> 0:08:35.080 eat sapp up and said, what do you want to order? 0:08:36.640 --> 0:08:39.160 Was even more amazing is he got her to leave 0:08:39.200 --> 0:08:41.720 with him while her girlfriends were still. 0:08:41.480 --> 0:08:44.679 At the bar. That is like an impossible feat. 0:08:44.760 --> 0:08:47.240 That's right. She was skeptical, but next thing you know, 0:08:47.400 --> 0:08:50.360 she was eating chicken tenders with him on his front 0:08:50.400 --> 0:08:56.600 porch at his place. That is a success. It's one win, 0:08:56.720 --> 0:08:58.800 and we want to double it up today. Let's go 0:08:58.920 --> 0:09:02.840 for two to victories with this girl. Are you with me, Kyle? 0:09:04.000 --> 0:09:04.520 I'm with you. 0:09:04.720 --> 0:09:08.360 Okay, Kyle, You're not going to lead the revolution. 0:09:08.440 --> 0:09:10.760 I don't think that kind of excitement. 0:09:11.080 --> 0:09:12.840 I don't want to lead the revolution. I just one 0:09:12.840 --> 0:09:13.440 another date. 0:09:13.520 --> 0:09:18.080 Okay, we'll charge in for you. My cheeseburger hasn't arrived yet, though, 0:09:18.160 --> 0:09:21.439 so I am getting a little bit irritated, a little angry. 0:09:21.120 --> 0:09:25.600 And I'm hoping. Yeah, that's what you have to pause 0:09:25.679 --> 0:09:27.440 mid just for you to Kyle. 0:09:27.480 --> 0:09:32.079 Any E t A on that uber eat. Okay, we 0:09:32.200 --> 0:09:34.160 hear a knock at the studio door. We all need 0:09:34.200 --> 0:09:36.880 to pause. All right, this is important, but first let's 0:09:36.880 --> 0:09:39.440 dial Jennifer. We'll see if she answers and try and 0:09:39.440 --> 0:09:50.920 get you another date. But here we go. Hello, Hi, 0:09:51.080 --> 0:09:51.800 is this Jennifer? 0:09:53.320 --> 0:09:54.640 Yeah? 0:09:54.760 --> 0:09:57.360 Hey, we're a radio show. We're called brook and Jeffrey 0:09:57.360 --> 0:09:57.880 in the Morning. 0:09:58.000 --> 0:10:01.000 Hey, Jennifer, bringing the world to other one chicken st. 0:10:03.720 --> 0:10:03.920 Yeah. 0:10:03.920 --> 0:10:06.560 Our tagline is not your typical morning show, but that's 0:10:06.600 --> 0:10:08.559 Brooks personal tagline. 0:10:08.280 --> 0:10:09.720 He in the world. 0:10:09.760 --> 0:10:11.920 Jeff Yeah, So how you doing. 0:10:14.480 --> 0:10:15.199 I'm good? 0:10:16.120 --> 0:10:17.000 Probably confused. 0:10:17.080 --> 0:10:21.000 Yeah, we get that reaction a lot. But we're doing 0:10:21.000 --> 0:10:23.440 a segment with you here. It's called second Date Update. 0:10:24.800 --> 0:10:27.360 Okay, okay, okay. 0:10:27.280 --> 0:10:30.040 And we're reaching out because one of our listeners has 0:10:30.040 --> 0:10:32.280 asked us to get a hold of you, a guy 0:10:32.360 --> 0:10:32.880 named Kyle. 0:10:34.640 --> 0:10:36.880 Oh do you remember Kyle. 0:10:37.400 --> 0:10:39.320 You guys hung out the other night at like, at 0:10:39.320 --> 0:10:39.640 a bar. 0:10:40.360 --> 0:10:41.439 I think it was a couple of weeks ago. 0:10:41.480 --> 0:10:44.680 A couple of weeks ago, you went home and had 0:10:44.679 --> 0:10:47.160 some chicken tenders with him on his front porch. 0:10:47.640 --> 0:10:52.000 Oh yeah, okay, so maybe someone was more drunk than. 0:10:55.040 --> 0:10:58.160 Yeah, do you remember eating chicken strips. 0:10:59.040 --> 0:10:59.959 Yeah, I remember. 0:11:00.360 --> 0:11:03.520 Okay, that's good. Well, it was a very memorable night 0:11:03.559 --> 0:11:06.440 for Kyle, and he told us all about it. We're 0:11:06.480 --> 0:11:09.880 just trying to hopefully pry into your brain a little 0:11:09.880 --> 0:11:14.480 bit and see how you felt about it. Oh okay, Well, 0:11:14.679 --> 0:11:17.080 particularly what would really help is if there was anything 0:11:17.120 --> 0:11:18.880 that went wrong for you. 0:11:19.120 --> 0:11:21.200 Yeah, there's a reason why you're not interested in. 0:11:21.240 --> 0:11:22.720 Him, because he's been trying to get a hold of 0:11:22.720 --> 0:11:24.200 you for the last two weeks. He said, he's been 0:11:24.200 --> 0:11:24.880 having a hard time. 0:11:25.240 --> 0:11:27.920 Yeah, I guess the only bad thing that happened was 0:11:28.040 --> 0:11:33.359 it was kind of rude and weird of him to eat. 0:11:33.160 --> 0:11:35.280 Some of my food that I ordered, Like I know 0:11:35.360 --> 0:11:36.680 he was offering. 0:11:36.400 --> 0:11:39.120 But wait, we don't know that part of the story. 0:11:39.160 --> 0:11:41.559 All we heard is that he ordered something and he 0:11:41.679 --> 0:11:44.000 let you order chicken tenders, and you went back to 0:11:44.080 --> 0:11:45.079 his place and you ate him. 0:11:45.559 --> 0:11:47.920 No, but he missed the part where when we got 0:11:47.920 --> 0:11:50.200 the food, he was like, let's put the food down 0:11:50.240 --> 0:11:54.200 in the middle of the steps, like family style and cool. 0:11:54.280 --> 0:11:58.479 I didn't really want any of what he ordered for himself, 0:11:58.640 --> 0:12:01.600 so he he ended up eating all of his food 0:12:01.679 --> 0:12:08.800 and basically half of mine, and. 0:12:03.440 --> 0:12:12.439 That you didn't want to share your chicken tender. I mean, 0:12:12.480 --> 0:12:14.080 that's just a really shaable meal. 0:12:14.160 --> 0:12:18.120 I understand why he would assume that it's a shared plate. 0:12:18.720 --> 0:12:21.880 Well, that wasn't my expectation. He just kind of said, 0:12:21.960 --> 0:12:23.000 whatever you want. 0:12:23.360 --> 0:12:27.400 Well, sometimes on dates, gentlemen like to taste the women's 0:12:27.400 --> 0:12:29.000 food to make sure it's not poisoned. 0:12:29.280 --> 0:12:30.440 Yeah, that's what it is. 0:12:30.520 --> 0:12:32.200 Yes, it could have been protecting you. 0:12:33.080 --> 0:12:34.600 I don't think that that's the reason. 0:12:34.920 --> 0:12:37.559 Okay, Well, I think it's just like you guys have. 0:12:37.520 --> 0:12:39.280 Two different styles, right, you just met. 0:12:39.360 --> 0:12:41.959 You don't know, like some people love to share food, 0:12:42.040 --> 0:12:43.960 some people don't. 0:12:44.080 --> 0:12:44.880 I don't ever care. 0:12:45.520 --> 0:12:47.120 I'm sure if you would have told them, then he 0:12:47.120 --> 0:12:49.120 would have been like, oh my god, I'm so sorry. 0:12:49.240 --> 0:12:50.000 Did you let him know? 0:12:50.720 --> 0:12:53.800 No, But there was another issue that bothered me too. 0:12:54.640 --> 0:12:57.800 Okay, besides the family style meal. Let me guess you 0:12:57.840 --> 0:12:58.800 took a sip of your water? 0:13:00.440 --> 0:13:01.000 What was it? 0:13:01.640 --> 0:13:03.880 I mean he kept talking about how he's not. 0:13:04.000 --> 0:13:07.440 Into the casual dating scene and he wants to have 0:13:07.600 --> 0:13:09.520 something really serious and. 0:13:09.559 --> 0:13:10.800 Wants to find his soulmate. 0:13:10.920 --> 0:13:14.160 Meanwhile, he has ranch dressing all over his face. 0:13:16.040 --> 0:13:18.719 A drunken like club night that's not the deep talk. 0:13:18.800 --> 0:13:19.439 He probably thought it. 0:13:19.800 --> 0:13:23.079 He said he wasn't drunk. No, he said he wasn't 0:13:23.080 --> 0:13:25.360 that drunk drunk as he usually. 0:13:27.320 --> 0:13:27.600 Dude. 0:13:27.640 --> 0:13:29.640 And I'm sorry that ranch dressing in the corner of 0:13:29.640 --> 0:13:30.240 people's mouth. 0:13:31.840 --> 0:13:35.240 Oh god, Okay, so that was a little turned off. 0:13:35.960 --> 0:13:39.640 Yeah, yeah, but you know, that's just one moment. Like, 0:13:39.920 --> 0:13:41.520 at least he's a guy who wasn't looking for a 0:13:41.520 --> 0:13:42.959 one night stand exactly. 0:13:43.040 --> 0:13:45.600 So forget about that moment and let's focus on a 0:13:45.600 --> 0:13:48.520 happier moment, this one where I tell you that he's 0:13:48.559 --> 0:13:51.319 on the other line quietly listening in on this conversation. 0:13:52.600 --> 0:13:53.439 That's a nice moment. 0:13:54.200 --> 0:13:55.720 Oh my god. 0:13:56.720 --> 0:13:58.040 You didn't say anything that bad. 0:13:58.120 --> 0:14:00.720 You know, you're fine, Kyle? Are you there? 0:14:01.600 --> 0:14:02.880 I'm here? What up? 0:14:02.960 --> 0:14:03.160 Man? 0:14:03.920 --> 0:14:06.240 Hey, Kyle, I feel it. Talk to Jennifer. 0:14:06.920 --> 0:14:13.200 Yeah, I kind of can't believe that you feel this way. 0:14:13.320 --> 0:14:17.439 I mean, you didn't say no when I asked if 0:14:17.480 --> 0:14:18.199 we could share. 0:14:18.720 --> 0:14:20.960 Oh oh you did ask? 0:14:21.400 --> 0:14:23.320 I mean, what was I supposed to say? You were 0:14:23.360 --> 0:14:24.480 the one who ordered the food. 0:14:25.200 --> 0:14:27.840 I kind of see her point, though. It feels rude 0:14:27.840 --> 0:14:29.800 to say no, you can't have any of the thing 0:14:29.880 --> 0:14:30.640 you paid for. 0:14:31.200 --> 0:14:33.880 Yeah, I wouldn't have been polite. And you just kept 0:14:33.960 --> 0:14:36.200 eating the food like you kept eating more and more. 0:14:37.680 --> 0:14:41.560 I see both sides on this because when my husband 0:14:41.640 --> 0:14:43.880 takes some of my fries, he takes like a whole handful. 0:14:44.080 --> 0:14:45.720 I'm like, just eat it one at a time. You're 0:14:45.720 --> 0:14:48.080 giving me anxiety and it's all going to be gone. Yeah, 0:14:48.160 --> 0:14:50.040 you gotta read the room if they're not touching your. 0:14:49.920 --> 0:14:54.080 Sign that Yeah, I mean, Kyle, I understand that you 0:14:54.160 --> 0:14:56.600 paid for it, but can you see where she is 0:14:56.640 --> 0:14:58.080 coming from how it bothered her? 0:14:58.720 --> 0:14:59.960 I don't know. I thought you were giving me a 0:15:00.040 --> 0:15:03.280 a green light. You were smiling at me. You eat 0:15:03.360 --> 0:15:06.120 like a bird, Yeah, I ate like a. 0:15:06.040 --> 0:15:11.239 Bird because you had all the food. 0:15:12.000 --> 0:15:13.440 Hey, you don't want to put your hand in a 0:15:13.480 --> 0:15:14.680 hungry tiger's cage. 0:15:14.720 --> 0:15:17.080 You know the reason why you didn't call me back 0:15:17.280 --> 0:15:19.840 and why you wouldn't really answer my messages is because 0:15:20.320 --> 0:15:22.160 you saw that I only tipped the dollar. 0:15:22.520 --> 0:15:27.920 What Why would you only tip a dollar fifill on 0:15:27.960 --> 0:15:29.440 the receipt for the Uber eats. 0:15:30.200 --> 0:15:32.120 Yeah, we met the uber eats guy. He was waiting 0:15:32.120 --> 0:15:34.120 for us there and then and then he was looking 0:15:34.160 --> 0:15:36.840 at me weird and anyway, I tipped him a dollar. 0:15:39.680 --> 0:15:42.040 Did you see that, Jennifer, because he didn't tell us 0:15:42.040 --> 0:15:42.480 about that. 0:15:43.560 --> 0:15:45.360 I had no idea until right now. 0:15:51.760 --> 0:15:52.000 Did you. 0:15:52.320 --> 0:15:55.040 Was it an accident that only one dollar thing? 0:15:55.320 --> 0:15:58.000 No, he explained, remember you look at him funny. 0:15:58.160 --> 0:15:58.800 Yeah, that's all. 0:15:58.840 --> 0:16:01.080 It took the driver weed for you with the food. 0:16:00.880 --> 0:16:04.640 Too, Yeah, probably expecting a bump and tip afterwards. 0:16:05.280 --> 0:16:07.840 I didn't order to have a food A dollar is 0:16:07.880 --> 0:16:11.560 like it's like almost ten percent anyway, dude. 0:16:11.360 --> 0:16:13.800 Two orders out of Uber Eats no matter where you 0:16:13.800 --> 0:16:15.520 get about it, at least thirty bucks. 0:16:15.680 --> 0:16:17.160 Yeah, four thousand. 0:16:16.720 --> 0:16:17.960 Dollars, Yes, exactly. 0:16:18.360 --> 0:16:20.440 It's not looking great for you right now. That's just 0:16:20.600 --> 0:16:24.320 my opinion. But uh, who knows. Maybe bad tipping could 0:16:24.320 --> 0:16:26.920 be a turn on to Jennifer. Jennifer, ooh good with 0:16:26.960 --> 0:16:28.880 his money? Yeah, what do you think about someone who 0:16:28.960 --> 0:16:29.480 likes to save? 0:16:30.160 --> 0:16:32.080 It's definitely not a turn on. 0:16:32.160 --> 0:16:36.000 I can tell you that, Okay, Kyle, I mean, as 0:16:36.040 --> 0:16:37.920 do you have any last words here before I asked 0:16:37.960 --> 0:16:38.360 the question? 0:16:39.440 --> 0:16:41.920 Yeah, I mean I didn't murder you on the way 0:16:41.920 --> 0:16:43.480 home like you thought I was going to. 0:16:44.760 --> 0:16:49.320 Deserves that's something. And look, Jennifer, with the grace of 0:16:49.480 --> 0:16:52.200 not being killed that night. I'm going to ask you 0:16:52.440 --> 0:16:54.520 if you would like to go out with Kyle one 0:16:54.560 --> 0:16:55.080 more time. 0:16:55.200 --> 0:16:56.400 That's how low the bar is. 0:16:56.560 --> 0:16:59.760 Yeah, promises not to murder you the second date. He's 0:16:59.760 --> 0:17:01.800 a good guy. I'm not even gonna offer to pay 0:17:01.800 --> 0:17:06.119 for the tip on your dates. I'm not going to 0:17:06.200 --> 0:17:09.320 Kyle is generously going to cover it with one whole dollar. 0:17:10.200 --> 0:17:13.159 You feel agreed, maybe if you agree to see him 0:17:13.200 --> 0:17:13.760 one more time. 0:17:14.160 --> 0:17:17.639 I couldn't be the least amount of attracted to another 0:17:17.720 --> 0:17:20.720 human being like him, like I just can't. 0:17:20.880 --> 0:17:26.600 Wow. Wow, Okay, we're gonna read between the lines, yeah 0:17:26.600 --> 0:17:27.680 and say that's a negatory. 0:17:28.119 --> 0:17:30.840 I've got my where. He's open right now, are you sure? 0:17:30.880 --> 0:17:36.640 Because you can order something what I mean one. 0:17:34.960 --> 0:17:36.879 Kyle, you'll probably eat half of it anyway. 0:17:38.240 --> 0:17:41.560 It's not wrongly, Kyle, my cheeseburger has still not arrived yet. 0:17:41.880 --> 0:17:42.960 Are you eating it right now? 0:17:43.200 --> 0:17:45.159 That's because he's been blackballed from the app because of 0:17:45.200 --> 0:17:45.960 his tippy. 0:17:45.680 --> 0:17:49.600 And damn it, Kyle. Look Jeffrey in the morning. Okay, 0:17:49.600 --> 0:17:53.920 I'm going down my checklist. Here eats half of everyone's meal, 0:17:54.600 --> 0:17:57.480 has ranch dripping from the corners of his mouth while 0:17:57.520 --> 0:18:02.439 talking about finding a soulmate one dollar or less on 0:18:02.560 --> 0:18:04.080