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Speaker 3: Second Date, Up Date. I know nowadays people like to
Speaker 3: make fun of pickup lines, but the big question is
Speaker 3: do they still work? I mean, shoot, it depends.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 3: If it's clever enough and well thought out and it
Speaker 3: makes the other person chuckle a little bit, then why
Speaker 3: not try.
Speaker 2: It on one?
Speaker 1: On the text line for Alexis the other day and
Speaker 1: it said are you from France?
Speaker 2: Because madamn you find madam.
Speaker 6: Person?
Speaker 2: And yeah, I like that one.
Speaker 3: The truth is, some of the pickup lines are more
Speaker 3: effective than others. It's really comes down to the creativity
Speaker 3: of some individuals, and one very creative guy is on
Speaker 3: the phone with us right now. We're used a pickup line.
Speaker 1: If he uses that shrimp cocktail line, hang up, hang
Speaker 1: up on it.
Speaker 3: Let's find out his name is Kyle. Kyle walking to
Speaker 3: the show.
Speaker 5: Many thanks for having me on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Kyle, in your email, you said that you tried
Speaker 3: out a new pickup line on a girl. Tell us
Speaker 3: about how that went.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm kind of proud of it. I'm at this
Speaker 5: bar with a few buddies of mine, and you know,
Speaker 5: I noticed a really cute girl hanging out. You sort
Speaker 5: of had my eyes for a little while ago. We
Speaker 5: made eye contact a couple of times, but she was
Speaker 5: also dancing with her girlfriends the whole night. So anyway,
Speaker 5: at certain point, I decided I was going to head
Speaker 5: home because I was tired and I was hungry.
Speaker 3: Okay, so wait, okay, when do you talk to her?
Speaker 5: But I pulled up Uber Eat because I actually live
Speaker 5: right by the bar. Okay, I'm going to order food
Speaker 5: now for delivery to be delivered to my house. But
Speaker 5: that's when I was like, you know what, I'm gonna
Speaker 5: try my move.
Speaker 4: Okay, on your way out, that's good.
Speaker 2: Well the Tila hid also finally. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, So I put my order in and then I
Speaker 5: turned my phone scream to her and I say, what
Speaker 5: do you want to eat?
Speaker 4: Yep?
Speaker 3: Nice bro, so smart. I actually kind of like that.
Speaker 2: I like it, but I think the food's cating delivered
Speaker 2: to me at the bar.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I wouldn't think I was an invite
Speaker 4: to your house.
Speaker 1: Well, and you have to pay for the whole group.
Speaker 1: Then gets the order, right, are you just letting her order?
Speaker 3: Yeah? What was the reaction?
Speaker 5: Well, her friends are actually still dancing at this point.
Speaker 1: Okay, so it's just you because that is a risky
Speaker 1: one hundred and fifty dollars uber.
Speaker 3: Yah, what did she do?
Speaker 5: So she's my name and I learned her name, It's Jennifer.
Speaker 5: And then she grabs the phone and she starts crawling
Speaker 5: through the food.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: The way to any woman's heart is your stomach.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you got to get her on the hook.
Speaker 3: Now she's on Yeah.
Speaker 5: And then I tell her, I say, if you want it,
Speaker 5: it's being delivered to my place, so you'll have to
Speaker 5: come walk with me to grab it.
Speaker 3: Because she can go, whoa, I'm not going to your place,
Speaker 3: and then you can simply go, oh, I'm sorry, I'll
Speaker 3: change the address to hear.
Speaker 1: I mean, it is really risky for a woman to
Speaker 1: go back to somebody's place with a guy.
Speaker 2: Really, they've never offered your kid candy. But she tenders
Speaker 2: to a drunk girl at a bar exactly.
Speaker 3: Now I know where I've seen this before. It was
Speaker 3: on three different Netflix crime the Uber eats Killer.
Speaker 4: Well, so that's the thing, you're right.
Speaker 5: I mean, she was a little bit hesitant, but.
Speaker 3: The chicken tenders are on the line, So what is
Speaker 3: she going to say?
Speaker 5: Exactly? And she was like, wow, you're forward, and I
Speaker 5: said no, I'm just hungry.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 5: But that's when she started like interviewing me. Like I
Speaker 5: remember she said to me like, okay, but you're not
Speaker 5: a murderer, right, Oh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because always tell you right up front.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's an oath we take.
Speaker 2: I am good question.
Speaker 5: Darn you know. Next thing, no one walking home to
Speaker 5: the bar.
Speaker 3: You did it?
Speaker 2: Worried about this girl's decisions. But yes, yes, I mean
Speaker 2: you sound like a really nice guy. So it worked
Speaker 2: out this time. Why she's not calling you back? Someone
Speaker 2: else lured her in with chicken strips, chicken strips.
Speaker 3: At every door. Okay, how did the walk home go?
Speaker 5: It was great. We were talking. She was really chill.
Speaker 5: We were connecting and we made each other laugh.
Speaker 2: So that's awesome.
Speaker 5: But anyway, we get to my plate and sober eats
Speaker 5: guys there with our food. Yeah for every timing, and
Speaker 5: we sit on the front porch and we ate our
Speaker 5: meal together.
Speaker 2: That's actually good.
Speaker 3: I'm sure pressure to go in or yeah.
Speaker 5: I thought about inviting her inside, but I don't know.
Speaker 5: I figured it would be kind of a sleazy move
Speaker 5: or something. And we totally honest. He was like, I
Speaker 5: actually was hungry and tired.
Speaker 3: All right, I've actually been there. I'm like, I kind
Speaker 3: of hope nothing happens here because I'm exhausting. How did
Speaker 3: you guys leave it at the end of the night.
Speaker 5: So she thanked me and we hugged, and I called
Speaker 5: her an uber to come pick her up and take
Speaker 5: her home. And that was at no kids, no, no, no,
Speaker 5: there was no but it was really I don't know,
Speaker 5: it was sweet. And that was a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 2: A couple of weeks and you haven't heard from her
Speaker 2: at all.
Speaker 5: Well, no, I've heard from her a little bit, but
Speaker 5: it's kind of she's not responding that much. She's like
Speaker 5: a few words here and there.
Speaker 2: You know, Yeah, that's interesting.
Speaker 1: Can you get a read on, like anything that gives
Speaker 1: you a guess into what's going on?
Speaker 5: I mean, look, I'm probably not the world's best flicking guy.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 5: Maybe it's like she saw me under the lights when
Speaker 5: we got back to my apartment.
Speaker 6: Just wanted a meal.
Speaker 4: Yeah, girls to talk to a creepy ie for thirty
Speaker 4: minutes for a free vodka kran.
Speaker 3: They will marry a guy for ten years. So let's
Speaker 3: figure this out. We have a little bit of time
Speaker 3: to kill before we reach out to Jennifer. So how
Speaker 3: about you put it in Uber eats order for all
Speaker 3: of us here. I'll take a cheeseburger, Alexis, what do
Speaker 3: you chicken tenders?
Speaker 4: Brooks?
Speaker 2: Okay? Do we have fried pickles on the menu?
Speaker 3: Okay, now, now the order is getting too big and
Speaker 3: you're getting really specific with the stuff. A salad to Kyle,
Speaker 3: you forget it? Okay, just get the cheeseburger. We'll come back.
Speaker 3: We'll do your second date update right after this.
Speaker 2: Sign a rich.
Speaker 3: Second date update. Did we just hear the pickup line
Speaker 3: of the year.
Speaker 2: It's pretty amazing. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 3: We definitely have a contender because our listener Kyle went
Speaker 3: out to a bar recently, went up to a very
Speaker 3: pretty woman, just handed her his phone with the Uber
Speaker 3: eat sapp up and said, what do you want to order?
Speaker 1: Was even more amazing is he got her to leave
Speaker 1: with him while her girlfriends were still.
Speaker 2: At the bar. That is like an impossible feat.
Speaker 3: That's right. She was skeptical, but next thing you know,
Speaker 3: she was eating chicken tenders with him on his front
Speaker 3: porch at his place. That is a success. It's one win,
Speaker 3: and we want to double it up today. Let's go
Speaker 3: for two to victories with this girl. Are you with me, Kyle?
Speaker 5: I'm with you.
Speaker 1: Okay, Kyle, You're not going to lead the revolution.
Speaker 2: I don't think that kind of excitement.
Speaker 5: I don't want to lead the revolution. I just one
Speaker 5: another date.
Speaker 3: Okay, we'll charge in for you. My cheeseburger hasn't arrived yet, though,
Speaker 3: so I am getting a little bit irritated, a little angry.
Speaker 2: And I'm hoping. Yeah, that's what you have to pause
Speaker 2: mid just for you to Kyle.
Speaker 3: Any E t A on that uber eat. Okay, we
Speaker 3: hear a knock at the studio door. We all need
Speaker 3: to pause. All right, this is important, but first let's
Speaker 3: dial Jennifer. We'll see if she answers and try and
Speaker 3: get you another date. But here we go. Hello, Hi,
Speaker 3: is this Jennifer?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Hey, we're a radio show. We're called brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 3: in the Morning.
Speaker 2: Hey, Jennifer, bringing the world to other one chicken st.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Our tagline is not your typical morning show, but that's
Speaker 3: Brooks personal tagline.
Speaker 2: He in the world.
Speaker 3: Jeff Yeah, So how you doing.
Speaker 6: I'm good?
Speaker 2: Probably confused.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we get that reaction a lot. But we're doing
Speaker 3: a segment with you here. It's called second Date Update.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 3: And we're reaching out because one of our listeners has
Speaker 3: asked us to get a hold of you, a guy
Speaker 3: named Kyle.
Speaker 2: Oh do you remember Kyle.
Speaker 3: You guys hung out the other night at like, at
Speaker 3: a bar.
Speaker 2: I think it was a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 3: A couple of weeks ago, you went home and had
Speaker 3: some chicken tenders with him on his front porch.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, so maybe someone was more drunk than.
Speaker 3: Yeah, do you remember eating chicken strips.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I remember.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's good. Well, it was a very memorable night
Speaker 3: for Kyle, and he told us all about it. We're
Speaker 3: just trying to hopefully pry into your brain a little
Speaker 3: bit and see how you felt about it. Oh okay, Well,
Speaker 3: particularly what would really help is if there was anything
Speaker 3: that went wrong for you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a reason why you're not interested in.
Speaker 3: Him, because he's been trying to get a hold of
Speaker 3: you for the last two weeks. He said, he's been
Speaker 3: having a hard time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess the only bad thing that happened was
Speaker 4: it was kind of rude and weird of him to eat.
Speaker 6: Some of my food that I ordered, Like I know
Speaker 6: he was offering.
Speaker 3: But wait, we don't know that part of the story.
Speaker 3: All we heard is that he ordered something and he
Speaker 3: let you order chicken tenders, and you went back to
Speaker 3: his place and you ate him.
Speaker 6: No, but he missed the part where when we got
Speaker 6: the food, he was like, let's put the food down
Speaker 6: in the middle of the steps, like family style and cool.
Speaker 4: I didn't really want any of what he ordered for himself,
Speaker 4: so he he ended up eating all of his food
Speaker 4: and basically half of mine, and.
Speaker 2: That you didn't want to share your chicken tender. I mean,
Speaker 2: that's just a really shaable meal.
Speaker 1: I understand why he would assume that it's a shared plate.
Speaker 6: Well, that wasn't my expectation. He just kind of said,
Speaker 6: whatever you want.
Speaker 3: Well, sometimes on dates, gentlemen like to taste the women's
Speaker 3: food to make sure it's not poisoned.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what it is.
Speaker 3: Yes, it could have been protecting you.
Speaker 6: I don't think that that's the reason.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I think it's just like you guys have.
Speaker 2: Two different styles, right, you just met.
Speaker 1: You don't know, like some people love to share food,
Speaker 1: some people don't.
Speaker 3: I don't ever care.
Speaker 1: I'm sure if you would have told them, then he
Speaker 1: would have been like, oh my god, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: Did you let him know?
Speaker 6: No, But there was another issue that bothered me too.
Speaker 3: Okay, besides the family style meal. Let me guess you
Speaker 3: took a sip of your water?
Speaker 2: What was it?
Speaker 6: I mean he kept talking about how he's not.
Speaker 4: Into the casual dating scene and he wants to have
Speaker 4: something really serious and.
Speaker 6: Wants to find his soulmate.
Speaker 4: Meanwhile, he has ranch dressing all over his face.
Speaker 3: A drunken like club night that's not the deep talk.
Speaker 3: He probably thought it.
Speaker 2: He said he wasn't drunk. No, he said he wasn't
Speaker 2: that drunk drunk as he usually.
Speaker 3: Dude.
Speaker 2: And I'm sorry that ranch dressing in the corner of
Speaker 2: people's mouth.
Speaker 3: Oh god, Okay, so that was a little turned off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but you know, that's just one moment. Like,
Speaker 1: at least he's a guy who wasn't looking for a
Speaker 1: one night stand exactly.
Speaker 3: So forget about that moment and let's focus on a
Speaker 3: happier moment, this one where I tell you that he's
Speaker 3: on the other line quietly listening in on this conversation.
Speaker 3: That's a nice moment.
Speaker 6: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: You didn't say anything that bad.
Speaker 3: You know, you're fine, Kyle? Are you there?
Speaker 5: I'm here? What up?
Speaker 4: Man?
Speaker 3: Hey, Kyle, I feel it. Talk to Jennifer.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I kind of can't believe that you feel this way.
Speaker 5: I mean, you didn't say no when I asked if
Speaker 5: we could share.
Speaker 3: Oh oh you did ask?
Speaker 6: I mean, what was I supposed to say? You were
Speaker 6: the one who ordered the food.
Speaker 3: I kind of see her point, though. It feels rude
Speaker 3: to say no, you can't have any of the thing
Speaker 3: you paid for.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I wouldn't have been polite. And you just kept
Speaker 6: eating the food like you kept eating more and more.
Speaker 1: I see both sides on this because when my husband
Speaker 1: takes some of my fries, he takes like a whole handful.
Speaker 2: I'm like, just eat it one at a time. You're
Speaker 2: giving me anxiety and it's all going to be gone. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you gotta read the room if they're not touching your.
Speaker 3: Sign that Yeah, I mean, Kyle, I understand that you
Speaker 3: paid for it, but can you see where she is
Speaker 3: coming from how it bothered her?
Speaker 5: I don't know. I thought you were giving me a
Speaker 5: a green light. You were smiling at me. You eat
Speaker 5: like a bird, Yeah, I ate like a.
Speaker 6: Bird because you had all the food.
Speaker 1: Hey, you don't want to put your hand in a
Speaker 1: hungry tiger's cage.
Speaker 5: You know the reason why you didn't call me back
Speaker 5: and why you wouldn't really answer my messages is because
Speaker 5: you saw that I only tipped the dollar.
Speaker 3: What Why would you only tip a dollar fifill on
Speaker 3: the receipt for the Uber eats.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we met the uber eats guy. He was waiting
Speaker 5: for us there and then and then he was looking
Speaker 5: at me weird and anyway, I tipped him a dollar.
Speaker 1: Did you see that, Jennifer, because he didn't tell us
Speaker 1: about that.
Speaker 6: I had no idea until right now.
Speaker 5: Did you.
Speaker 2: Was it an accident that only one dollar thing?
Speaker 3: No, he explained, remember you look at him funny.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's all.
Speaker 2: It took the driver weed for you with the food.
Speaker 3: Too, Yeah, probably expecting a bump and tip afterwards.
Speaker 5: I didn't order to have a food A dollar is
Speaker 5: like it's like almost ten percent anyway, dude.
Speaker 1: Two orders out of Uber Eats no matter where you
Speaker 1: get about it, at least thirty bucks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, four thousand.
Speaker 2: Dollars, Yes, exactly.
Speaker 3: It's not looking great for you right now. That's just
Speaker 3: my opinion. But uh, who knows. Maybe bad tipping could
Speaker 3: be a turn on to Jennifer. Jennifer, ooh good with
Speaker 3: his money? Yeah, what do you think about someone who
Speaker 3: likes to save?
Speaker 6: It's definitely not a turn on.
Speaker 3: I can tell you that, Okay, Kyle, I mean, as
Speaker 3: do you have any last words here before I asked
Speaker 3: the question?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean I didn't murder you on the way
Speaker 5: home like you thought I was going to.
Speaker 3: Deserves that's something. And look, Jennifer, with the grace of
Speaker 3: not being killed that night. I'm going to ask you
Speaker 3: if you would like to go out with Kyle one
Speaker 3: more time.
Speaker 2: That's how low the bar is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, promises not to murder you the second date. He's
Speaker 3: a good guy. I'm not even gonna offer to pay
Speaker 3: for the tip on your dates. I'm not going to
Speaker 3: Kyle is generously going to cover it with one whole dollar.
Speaker 3: You feel agreed, maybe if you agree to see him
Speaker 3: one more time.
Speaker 4: I couldn't be the least amount of attracted to another
Speaker 4: human being like him, like I just can't.
Speaker 3: Wow. Wow, Okay, we're gonna read between the lines, yeah
Speaker 3: and say that's a negatory.
Speaker 5: I've got my where. He's open right now, are you sure?
Speaker 5: Because you can order something what I mean one.
Speaker 6: Kyle, you'll probably eat half of it anyway.
Speaker 3: It's not wrongly, Kyle, my cheeseburger has still not arrived yet.
Speaker 3: Are you eating it right now?
Speaker 2: That's because he's been blackballed from the app because of
Speaker 2: his tippy.
Speaker 3: And damn it, Kyle. Look Jeffrey in the morning. Okay,
Speaker 3: I'm going down my checklist. Here eats half of everyone's meal,
Speaker 3: has ranch dripping from the corners of his mouth while
Speaker 3: talking about finding a soulmate one dollar or less on
Speaker 3: food deliveries.
Speaker 2: That's not funny, and refuses.
Speaker 3: To murder on a first date. Why are we unsuccessful?
Speaker 2: Shocking and won't murder you?
Speaker 3: Totally? I'm blaming the room on this one for not
Speaker 3: pulling through and getting another date. Should have been a
Speaker 3: layup with this guy, I say, out.
Speaker 2: Of all of them, you weren't on his side as
Speaker 2: much as I thought you'd be. You know, I thought
Speaker 2: you'd stand up for a more. You told him in
Speaker 2: the middle like this is going south.
Speaker 3: Well, I don't appreciate when I'm not the cheapest guy
Speaker 3: in the room. That's my role, and he was trying
Speaker 3: to steal that from me. So not cool, Kyle, not
Speaker 3: to mention my cheeseburger never arrived, like I said, So.
Speaker 2: There's no way he's getting any orders ever.
Speaker 3: Again, I don't forgive, but a lot of people don't
Speaker 3: know this. Our entire show, by the way, and all
Speaker 3: of our second dates are up available on YouTube if
Speaker 3: you want to listen, go there, search Brooke and Jeffrey
Speaker 3: and somebody order me a damn cheeseburger.
Speaker 2: You won't order it yourself.
Speaker 1: This is just like when I get us lunch every again,
Speaker 1: Where's my burker