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Speaker 2: Okay, Ray, you don't think there's one homeless person that doesn't.

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Speaker 1: Well, you just told me they all have cell phones.

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Speaker 1: But here's the thing. Shouldn't you allow them to spend

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Speaker 1: Now, I will say that doesn't take much skill. The

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Speaker 1: We're going to start the show, and we're gonna start

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Speaker 1: to March freaking Madness tomorrow. Oh my god, it is

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Speaker 1: the best time of the year.

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Speaker 2: It's awesome. I didn't even get to talk about it.

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Speaker 2: It was the one March Madness I never really.

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Speaker 1: Watched dang Who won it all that year?

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Speaker 2: Yukon ukes and guess what the Yukon is?

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Speaker 1: The Huskies? Yeah, dog dogg eat cat.

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Speaker 2: Gonna do it live. Oh the one shoot sore losers?

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Speaker 1: What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you one of my favorite things about

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Speaker 1: No, it's my wife, because she says she fills out

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Speaker 1: This guy on cbssports dot com said this. This guy

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Speaker 2: Better statistical says, and I love it.

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Speaker 1: I said, you just don't even need to look at it.

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Speaker 2: I'm glad you brought that up. Which did you pick?

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Speaker 1: it didn't fit that way. I didn't have the resources,

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Speaker 1: Not bad? Bro drove, Yeah, but you're breaking it up.

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Speaker 1: You didn't let other people drive? No, never mind? Why

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Speaker 2: So that's what we did. And then I moved to Texas.

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Speaker 2: And then junior year, I worked like you because it's

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Like, I mean, I'll never forget, Like my senior year,

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Speaker 2: God love him, he would couldn't control it after a

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, we were going and we were going to

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Speaker 1: there in freaking McAllen. I mean it was rough, but yeah,

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Speaker 1: the show? Yeah, yeah we did. We're gonna take a break,

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Speaker 2: And we got to do that murder eventually this hour.

434
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Speaker 1: We'll be right back right, I tell you, man, marsh

435
00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:40,560
Speaker 1: Madden is my favorite time of year. I sit there

436
00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:41,760
Speaker 1: and watch all the games.

437
00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:47,880
Speaker 2: Have the kids caught the bug yet a little bit? Daddy?

438
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:50,719
Speaker 2: Why are you yelling at the TV at eleven am?

439
00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:51,720
Speaker 2: A little bit?

440
00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:53,359
Speaker 1: Well, they're gonna be a see. Here's the thing. They

441
00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:55,720
Speaker 1: go to school, but they get it a little bit.

442
00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:57,879
Speaker 1: They want to watch Kansas. They don't really care about

443
00:19:57,880 --> 00:20:02,080
Speaker 1: anybody else. But I made a huge mistake because there

444
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:06,040
Speaker 1: was an email that came through probably three weeks ago,

445
00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:12,600
Speaker 1: and it said, hey, kindergarten field trip at twelve o'clock

446
00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:16,720
Speaker 1: on Thursday, and I'm like, oh, I would love to chaperone.

447
00:20:17,359 --> 00:20:20,919
Speaker 1: I no, I have never been on a field trip before.

448
00:20:21,119 --> 00:20:24,200
Speaker 1: And baby Box has been asking me, Hey, Dada, how

449
00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:26,480
Speaker 1: come you never go on me my field trips with me?

450
00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:29,160
Speaker 1: Mama always goes I'm I'm always working, Bud, you always

451
00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:29,800
Speaker 1: do it in the morning.

452
00:20:30,119 --> 00:20:33,720
Speaker 2: Does he see other dads at these Yeah, what has

453
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:34,840
Speaker 2: happened in our society?

454
00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:37,479
Speaker 1: And so I'm like, yeah, Bud, I'd love to go.

455
00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:38,159
Speaker 2: I'd love to go.

456
00:20:38,359 --> 00:20:40,760
Speaker 1: I can only go if it's in the afternoon. And

457
00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:44,360
Speaker 1: I got the email and it said twelve o'clock Thursday,

458
00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:47,520
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I am in, I am all about

459
00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:50,600
Speaker 1: going on the field trip. I'm going to chaperone. Sign

460
00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:54,720
Speaker 1: me up. So I emailed the teacher, Hello, missus kindergarten teacher.

461
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,840
Speaker 2: You emailed her from our email I know from my

462
00:20:57,880 --> 00:21:00,440
Speaker 2: personal will tell me before I hit the sume sorry.

463
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:03,000
Speaker 1: Personal email, and I said, I would love to be

464
00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:07,160
Speaker 1: a chaperone on the freaking field trip. I've been wanting

465
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:09,359
Speaker 1: to do this all year and baby Box has been

466
00:21:09,359 --> 00:21:11,520
Speaker 1: begging me, So sign me up. If you still got.

467
00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:14,320
Speaker 2: Room and is there a head count on the MILFs?

468
00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:18,280
Speaker 1: And I got an email back about what was it

469
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:21,600
Speaker 1: to our email? No, it was just my normal email.

470
00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:25,160
Speaker 1: Got it and it said, hey, we'd love to have you.

471
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:27,320
Speaker 1: Can't wait. Got you down. You'll be one of the

472
00:21:27,359 --> 00:21:31,360
Speaker 1: six chaperones from our class. And I said, great, I'm

473
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Speaker 1: all excited. I'm so pumped.

474
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Speaker 2: Gonna be a chaparone.

475
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:37,919
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be a chaperone. Baby Box gets off the

476
00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:39,760
Speaker 1: bus that day and I'm like, dude, guess what. I'm

477
00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:42,440
Speaker 1: gonna get to chaperone your your field trip? And he's

478
00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:44,680
Speaker 1: like really, I'm like yeah, He's like, where are we going.

479
00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:46,760
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't even know. But it said twelve o'clock.

480
00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:49,320
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be there. It's gonna cost me ten dollars

481
00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:52,439
Speaker 1: as a chaperone to go. I'm so pumped, dude, I

482
00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:54,600
Speaker 1: can't wait. He's like yeah. I was like, I wonder

483
00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:56,560
Speaker 1: who's gonna be in our group because you get a

484
00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:59,840
Speaker 1: couple of his buddies in our group. As I'm the chaperone,

485
00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:01,919
Speaker 1: I'm responsible for those that set of kids.

486
00:22:02,119 --> 00:22:03,880
Speaker 2: Thanks, I'm not chaperoning that day.

487
00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:08,720
Speaker 1: And now I realize it's a March, the start of

488
00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:11,240
Speaker 1: March madness. It's the first round the NCAA tournament.

489
00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:14,840
Speaker 2: Brutal beat and so that's when that's what Oh Dennis

490
00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:17,400
Speaker 2: and haircut. Yeah, Thursday and noon. That should always work,

491
00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:20,360
Speaker 2: except for March madness. Dude. You gotta know when it's

492
00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:22,240
Speaker 2: March something mad's gonna be happening.

493
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Speaker 1: I understand. I messed up. I totally screwed it. I

494
00:22:26,119 --> 00:22:28,719
Speaker 1: didn't I didn't think about looking at the dates. I

495
00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:31,520
Speaker 1: just saw, you know, the twentieth or whatever, and I

496
00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:34,840
Speaker 1: was like, yes, I am in for a freaking chaperone.

497
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Speaker 1: Why would you not want a chaperone?

498
00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:39,880
Speaker 2: Dude, Dude, I love kids, love chaperoning. But anytime anybody

499
00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:43,760
Speaker 2: says something in March, I always say, whoa, whoa March madness. Okay,

500
00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:45,960
Speaker 2: so what my dad and mom said, they're coming to town.

501
00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:47,960
Speaker 2: Sister said she's coming to town. First thing I said

502
00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:52,160
Speaker 2: was whoa, whoa March madness. Okay, yeah, we can work

503
00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:54,480
Speaker 2: that in. It's got to be your first thought.

504
00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:57,640
Speaker 1: Here's the crazy part. This is how much I think

505
00:22:57,680 --> 00:22:58,920
Speaker 1: ahead about March madness.

506
00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:01,760
Speaker 2: If it's your favorite thing, you know about the madness

507
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:02,520
Speaker 2: during this month.

508
00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:04,840
Speaker 1: I do, and I do. And I just got I

509
00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:09,000
Speaker 1: got blinded by my kid and the ability to chaperone June.

510
00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:13,280
Speaker 2: They can have it July. Have it, dude, March madness.

511
00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:16,199
Speaker 2: It's the only sport that takes it a month and

512
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:17,800
Speaker 2: uses it as part of its name.

513
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:19,480
Speaker 1: You're right?

514
00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:24,520
Speaker 2: Ray? Is it called NBA Finals fun June Jubilee? Ray?

515
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:28,920
Speaker 2: Is it called NFL's Super Bowl February. It is the

516
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:32,560
Speaker 2: only sport so powerful and so madness that they have

517
00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:34,080
Speaker 2: to include a month in its name.

518
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:38,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I couldn't go back and tell the teacher, actually,

519
00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:41,120
Speaker 1: you know, March madness is happening. I'm gonna go ahead

520
00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:42,760
Speaker 1: and skip the field trip. I don't even know how

521
00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:43,840
Speaker 1: long the field trip lasts.

522
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:47,040
Speaker 2: But can we please talk about the other chaperones outside

523
00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:51,240
Speaker 2: the moms. If there's any dads, what frecking losers? Who

524
00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:54,600
Speaker 2: else would sign up for that? If there's another dad

525
00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:58,000
Speaker 2: on that thing, call me, slap me and call me

526
00:23:58,080 --> 00:24:02,760
Speaker 2: spak You want to, you loser? Who would said? I

527
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:05,040
Speaker 2: don't care if my kid, if all five of my

528
00:24:05,119 --> 00:24:06,840
Speaker 2: kids are in the same school, I ain't going.

529
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:10,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, I realized, I think I'm gonna be with a

530
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:14,480
Speaker 1: bunch of women. It's not gonna be any dads, And

531
00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:16,720
Speaker 1: I have to look at myself in the mirror that

532
00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:20,000
Speaker 1: morning and I'm gonna have to say, man, you really

533
00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:22,800
Speaker 1: screwed up. So tomorrow morning is you're excited and you're

534
00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:24,720
Speaker 1: sitting in front of that TV to watch tip off

535
00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:27,359
Speaker 1: and you're the tournament is underway, and you're wondering, I

536
00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:31,199
Speaker 1: wonder if Lunchbox is glued to the TV. Just know,

537
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:33,520
Speaker 1: I'm not. No, I'm on the field trip. And here's

538
00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:35,800
Speaker 1: the thing. I had to go for it because it's noon.

539
00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:38,840
Speaker 1: I gotta be there, and it's gonna be the last

540
00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:41,399
Speaker 1: field trip of the year. Because the school year is

541
00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:44,359
Speaker 1: almost over. Baby Box is almost done with kindergarten, and

542
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:46,680
Speaker 1: that means I would have gone his whole kindergarten without

543
00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:48,560
Speaker 1: chaperoning one of his field trip coach.

544
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:51,440
Speaker 2: It gives the rips. I'm getting sentimental. You're a working dad.

545
00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:53,560
Speaker 2: You want to know how many donuts what are they

546
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:57,320
Speaker 2: called donut coffee with kid? Dad? Was it within two

547
00:24:57,440 --> 00:25:00,280
Speaker 2: hundred miles of the school? All right? I mean right

548
00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:03,080
Speaker 2: down the street. He didn't go to one donut with kid,

549
00:25:03,359 --> 00:25:06,320
Speaker 2: He didn't go to one talent show, one in school

550
00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:08,080
Speaker 2: basketball game. But if it was after five. He went

551
00:25:08,119 --> 00:25:09,080
Speaker 2: to every single one of them.

552
00:25:09,119 --> 00:25:12,800
Speaker 1: Come on, I don't think we ever had donuts with dad.

553
00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:16,159
Speaker 1: They invented all these holidays that make you feel like

554
00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:18,119
Speaker 1: a bad parent nowadays.

555
00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:21,119
Speaker 2: With Sadie Hawkins. Dude, this rich dad. I follow his

556
00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:24,560
Speaker 2: daughter as a dance every year. My dad never went

557
00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:26,159
Speaker 2: to no dance with my sister.

558
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:28,480
Speaker 1: We didn't have no dance with my sister. My dad

559
00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:30,240
Speaker 1: never went to a dance. There was never an option

560
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:32,240
Speaker 1: to go to a dance with my sister. There was

561
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:35,760
Speaker 1: never donuts with Dad, and milk with moms, milk the mama's.

562
00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:37,760
Speaker 1: There was none of that. We had none of those.

563
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:41,879
Speaker 1: They do this now, grapes with grandparents or whatever. I

564
00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:44,160
Speaker 1: don't even know what they call him, grapefruits with grandparents.

565
00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:46,200
Speaker 2: I take it back. My dad came to one talent

566
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:48,480
Speaker 2: show and I had already played my drum solo and

567
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:50,680
Speaker 2: he wasn't there yet, And then he walked in the door,

568
00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:53,199
Speaker 2: and the music teacher goes, your dad's here, would you

569
00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:55,520
Speaker 2: play it again? And dude, I sucked at it already,

570
00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:57,240
Speaker 2: and then I had to double down and play it

571
00:25:57,280 --> 00:25:59,720
Speaker 2: one more time and Dad walks in. He's got his

572
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:02,480
Speaker 2: heart shirt on, his helmet on because he'd been in

573
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:05,040
Speaker 2: the woods, his big old glasses on because he'd been

574
00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:07,879
Speaker 2: cutting timber, and the entire school looks at him. He's

575
00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:10,280
Speaker 2: got his ear muffs on. He literally just got done

576
00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:12,159
Speaker 2: cutting down a tree. And I'm sitting there playing a

577
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:17,919
Speaker 2: drum solo for just my dad. Bro. I was terrible

578
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:20,920
Speaker 2: at drums, but yeah, it what made you do the

579
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,720
Speaker 2: drums man? Somebody told me, they go you don't have

580
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:24,880
Speaker 2: to carry anstrument home.

581
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:27,720
Speaker 1: That's legit. Do you know what you played or did

582
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:29,480
Speaker 1: you just just play a beat? Or did we would

583
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:32,760
Speaker 1: do I'm talking about in the Talent show Man. Well

584
00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:34,439
Speaker 1: were you playing a song or were you just playing

585
00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:34,800
Speaker 1: a beat?

586
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:36,679
Speaker 2: It was a song. And then it went to us

587
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:38,920
Speaker 2: drummers when we did the solo. And so my dad

588
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:42,720
Speaker 2: doesn't know music, and I was just like, Pops is

589
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:45,000
Speaker 2: probably I'll stick to the after five pm stuff.

590
00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:49,480
Speaker 1: Incredible. I was in The Talent show Man and I

591
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:51,639
Speaker 1: was a one man talent show. I didn't have a

592
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:53,560
Speaker 1: group with me. I was by myself.

593
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,920
Speaker 2: Ray I played the flute.

594
00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:59,160
Speaker 1: No, no, everybody else had like a partner. They had

595
00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:02,359
Speaker 1: all these people. I would up there by myself and

596
00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:04,359
Speaker 1: I did a little one man at.

597
00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:06,160
Speaker 2: What are you one of the guys in those cruise ships?

598
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:08,760
Speaker 1: Basically is what I was, man, I had. I had

599
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:10,200
Speaker 1: a bow tie the chick.

600
00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:14,760
Speaker 2: At the halftime of the Spurs games the Bulls.

601
00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:17,359
Speaker 1: That lady is amazing. Guys, if you have ever seen

602
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:20,440
Speaker 1: the bull Lady at a halftime of an event, that

603
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:23,240
Speaker 1: lady she's on like a unicycle and she flips these

604
00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:25,720
Speaker 1: freaking bowls on top of her head. I don't know

605
00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:28,240
Speaker 1: how much money she makes, but I would love to

606
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:30,399
Speaker 1: get her on the pod because she is fantastic.

607
00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:35,959
Speaker 2: Could she flip a spoon? No? Specialized talent career that

608
00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:39,040
Speaker 2: is what America is, and she is perfect for that.

609
00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:41,040
Speaker 1: It just came full circle.

610
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:41,520
Speaker 2: Yes.

611
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:44,960
Speaker 1: So anyway, I got up there at the talent show

612
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:48,560
Speaker 1: and I had like a bowsye and like a like

613
00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:50,879
Speaker 1: a women's hair to like a bow that goes in

614
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:54,159
Speaker 1: a women's hairyanky. But they were just one sided, so

615
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:55,639
Speaker 1: they were on the same one. You just had to

616
00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:57,840
Speaker 1: flip it back and forth. So I held it above

617
00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:01,159
Speaker 1: my head. I'm gonna switch to a woman ding and

618
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:03,119
Speaker 1: I'm like, I can't pay the rent. I don't have

619
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:05,080
Speaker 1: enough money. And then I put it down here you

620
00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:08,240
Speaker 1: must pay the runner. I'll have to kick you out.

621
00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:11,959
Speaker 1: I can't, you must, I can't, you must, And then

622
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:15,520
Speaker 1: you have one all pay the rent. Oh my, here

623
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:19,400
Speaker 1: you were a man woman. I was a man woman.

624
00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:21,640
Speaker 2: He goes.

625
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:27,919
Speaker 1: On was the land I was the landlord and the tenant.

626
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:30,240
Speaker 1: The tenant was gonna get kicked out because she couldn't

627
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:32,200
Speaker 1: pay the rent, and the landlord was like, you must,

628
00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:35,480
Speaker 1: I can't you bust. But then her knight and shining

629
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:40,200
Speaker 1: armor comes out of nowhere. I'll pay the rent, my hero,

630
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:46,560
Speaker 1: oh oo, and the crowd goes crazy. The crowd goes crazy.

631
00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:49,840
Speaker 1: I mean, what a great, great play that I just

632
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:50,280
Speaker 1: put off.

633
00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:53,280
Speaker 2: And society was affected the next thirty years because of

634
00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:53,760
Speaker 2: that act.

635
00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:57,800
Speaker 1: I mean, are you telling me that I did not

636
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,760
Speaker 1: just own the stage in front of all of Summit

637
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:06,600
Speaker 1: Elementary by myself coming up with this little patent dance. Fantastic,

638
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:07,480
Speaker 1: that's good.

639
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:09,760
Speaker 2: I was never an entertainer because I would do that,

640
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:12,160
Speaker 2: but I didn't know you were there to entertain people. Oh.

641
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:14,440
Speaker 2: I remember the talent shows, but I never had fun

642
00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:16,840
Speaker 2: doing them. I didn't understand the point of a talent

643
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:18,840
Speaker 2: show is to entertain I just thought you just go

644
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:20,840
Speaker 2: through the motions and then nobody would ever really cheer

645
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:23,160
Speaker 2: for us, And I never understood why. Yeah, you gotta

646
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:24,000
Speaker 2: be into it.

647
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:27,240
Speaker 1: You gotta do something connect with the audience. Yeah, I

648
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:29,520
Speaker 1: mean you had other people that are doing dance routines,

649
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:31,560
Speaker 1: singing songs. You know what I mean. I'm like, guys,

650
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:33,440
Speaker 1: get out of here. I didn't win. Of course I

651
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:35,080
Speaker 1: didn't win, but I should have won.

652
00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:36,680
Speaker 2: Why would I not win.

653
00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:38,640
Speaker 1: I'm the only one that did it by myself.

654
00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:49,719
Speaker 2: Coming in third place? Man, woman, my h man, woman

655
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:53,000
Speaker 2: didn't even think about it. But yeah, so tomorrow, when

656
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,520
Speaker 2: you're enjoying March Madness, just no, I'm gonna be snuck

657
00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:59,280
Speaker 2: stuck with a bunch of snotty nose kindergarteners at wherever

658
00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:01,719
Speaker 2: we're going, and I'm gonna love every minute of it,

659
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:03,959
Speaker 2: and I'm gonna be addicted to my phone looking at

660
00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:10,040
Speaker 2: those scores March freaking Madness. Ladies, check your harnesses or hangars,

661
00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:14,040
Speaker 2: I mean harnesses, MILFs. We can only hope you got

662
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:16,400
Speaker 2: some cool parents, otherwise this can be brutal trying to

663
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:17,680
Speaker 2: babysit some other people's kids.

664
00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:20,320
Speaker 1: Hey, lunchbox, lunchbox. Have you seen Tom He's supposed to

665
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:22,560
Speaker 1: be in your group. No, but I know that the

666
00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:27,920
Speaker 1: Rutgers is down five at halftime. Uh what did you say,

667
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:28,800
Speaker 1: little Timmy?

668
00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:31,520
Speaker 2: Oh? I was with Teresa. Yeah, Teresa's good though.

669
00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:31,840
Speaker 1: Yeah.

670
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:33,760
Speaker 2: I mean yeah, you're not here to chaperone the parents.

671
00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:36,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's over under. Oh the overhit the first half,

672
00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:39,160
Speaker 1: you know, the race to ten h Yeah.

673
00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:42,480
Speaker 2: Lunch, what's your count? What's your count? One hundred and twenty,

674
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:45,160
Speaker 2: one hundred twenty kids? We only came with twenty. Oh

675
00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:47,720
Speaker 2: I thought you meant the current count of the LSU game.

676
00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:50,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, no, I needed to I got the square,

677
00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:52,320
Speaker 1: I got five six, So I really need them to

678
00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:53,720
Speaker 1: hit this free throw. I need them to hit this

679
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:56,360
Speaker 1: free throw. Oh man. So yeah, man, I'll be at

680
00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:59,360
Speaker 1: the chaperone. I'll be a chaperone in a freaking field

681
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:00,000
Speaker 1: trip tomorrow.

682
00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:02,840
Speaker 2: Lunch, did you get the count of the sixteen kids? Yes?

683
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:06,400
Speaker 2: Sweet sixteen? No, no, no, what are you talking about?

684
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:07,160
Speaker 2: Elite eight?

685
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:07,440
Speaker 1: Yeah?

686
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:09,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was an elite eight of them that went

687
00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:12,000
Speaker 2: the bathroom and then the final four are over there,

688
00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:14,120
Speaker 2: but all together, it's a sweet sixteen.

689
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:17,760
Speaker 1: I have Memphis going to the sweet sixteen. What No, No,

690
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:22,920
Speaker 1: we're not. You're never chaperoning again. Thanks. I will take

691
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:24,400
Speaker 1: a break, and we got a murder to solve. We'll

692
00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:29,600
Speaker 1: be right back. Also, I got breaking news.

693
00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:31,120
Speaker 2: Not during the murder.

694
00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:34,480
Speaker 1: Your factual information from earlier is absolutely.

695
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:35,400
Speaker 2: False statistical season.

696
00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:39,200
Speaker 1: I texted Garrett and I said, do you get a

697
00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:42,200
Speaker 1: tax break for hiring a homeless person at the grocery store?

698
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:44,240
Speaker 1: He said, no, there you go.

699
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:46,080
Speaker 2: Is he that high up in management?

700
00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:47,280
Speaker 1: He runs his own store?

701
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:50,640
Speaker 2: Oh? Does he live in Tennessee? I don't know.

702
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:52,720
Speaker 1: I just want, I just want. I went to I

703
00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:53,760
Speaker 1: had to go fact check.

704
00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:56,520
Speaker 2: It's pretty factual.

705
00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:59,360
Speaker 1: It might be maybe he's just wrong. Maybe he doesn't

706
00:31:59,360 --> 00:31:59,840
Speaker 1: know anything.

707
00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:04,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I would have never run with that if

708
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:06,400
Speaker 2: it wasn't data driven.

709
00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:07,520
Speaker 1: Yeah.

710
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:10,160
Speaker 2: Interesting. Maybe it's just the big box stores that may

711
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:13,320
Speaker 2: be it okay, and a certain number in a certain state.

712
00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:15,200
Speaker 2: I don't know he lives in Texas.

713
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:15,680
Speaker 1: Whatever.

714
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:19,120
Speaker 2: Guys, this is gonna be the most pointless story ever.

715
00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:20,840
Speaker 2: But maybe it'll give you a look inside of our

716
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:24,440
Speaker 2: work office here. And it is somewhat interesting. If it's

717
00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:26,560
Speaker 2: one percent, it's more interesting than the guys that are

718
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:30,400
Speaker 2: in their trucks right now, lunch. The stuff I see

719
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:32,959
Speaker 2: when I come to the office and nobody else is here. Okay,

720
00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:35,800
Speaker 2: so it was one am. I roll into the office.

721
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:38,480
Speaker 2: It's just your typical normal day. All the lights are

722
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:41,080
Speaker 2: off as you walk by them. The lights do go on.

723
00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:46,520
Speaker 2: They're all sensory, so it's able to save it on

724
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:49,760
Speaker 2: electricity and the bills and stuff. Guys, it's energy efficiency,

725
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:50,080
Speaker 2: all right.

726
00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:51,680
Speaker 1: I do like it when you walk in a room

727
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:53,360
Speaker 1: and the lights start on. It's like, well that was cool.

728
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:56,240
Speaker 2: It's pretty bad. So I'm going past the kitchen. The

729
00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:58,680
Speaker 2: lights were already on, means somebody went past in the

730
00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:01,880
Speaker 2: last ten to fifteen minutes. And it's one am. I

731
00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:06,880
Speaker 2: look in and there is wine dumped down the whole

732
00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:09,000
Speaker 2: freezer section of the fridge. I don't want to say

733
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,840
Speaker 2: it's just like shattered. There's no wineglass, but there's a

734
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:15,480
Speaker 2: distinct wine glass that was tipped over and dumped on

735
00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:18,880
Speaker 2: the fridge. Ooh okay, And so I think, uh, it's

736
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:20,640
Speaker 2: kind of dirty. Somebody was messy. They must have had a

737
00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:26,560
Speaker 2: happy hour. Then I see a cabinet open. Oh, and

738
00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:30,280
Speaker 2: I look in the cabinet. Did you know in the kitchen.

739
00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:35,440
Speaker 2: We have fifteen bottles of wine in the cabinet adjacent

740
00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:36,200
Speaker 2: to the fridge.

741
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:40,680
Speaker 1: Did not know this and they are just there and.

742
00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:45,160
Speaker 2: It's a secret stash. Someone went into that secret sash

743
00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:49,320
Speaker 2: after hours and had themselves some wines. Maybe it was

744
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:53,360
Speaker 2: after the basketball games, and they left the cabinet open

745
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:57,400
Speaker 2: dumped wine because they were So I'm gonna have to

746
00:33:57,440 --> 00:33:59,440
Speaker 2: make the assumption inebriated.

747
00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:02,600
Speaker 1: Whoa under the influence is what you're saying.

748
00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:05,640
Speaker 2: But somebody had themselves a good old time up until

749
00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:10,000
Speaker 2: about one am. Get no wind up and wind down,

750
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:12,759
Speaker 2: and I'm fin to find out who it was. But

751
00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:15,719
Speaker 2: you're ever up here on a random night and you're

752
00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:20,440
Speaker 2: looking for boozers that cabinet pointless story, But good gosh,

753
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:22,440
Speaker 2: something went on until about one am last night.

754
00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:24,760
Speaker 1: How many people do you think were in the building

755
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:28,280
Speaker 1: by the look of it, Like, was it one person

756
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:31,120
Speaker 1: hitting the bottle? Is it one person that's hiding this

757
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:33,000
Speaker 1: from their spouse so they have to drink it at work?

758
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:35,640
Speaker 1: The fact is somebody a group of people that went

759
00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:37,759
Speaker 1: out and they wanted to have a nightcap before they

760
00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:38,239
Speaker 1: went home.

761
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:41,280
Speaker 2: So I believe it was multiple people because in the fridge.

762
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:44,399
Speaker 2: They're champagne in the fridge. There's individual cans of beer.

763
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:46,960
Speaker 2: So they needed something more than that. They went for

764
00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:52,000
Speaker 2: the whole shelf with bottles of wine and said, give

765
00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:54,920
Speaker 2: me that. If it ain't a leader, give me death.

766
00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:58,880
Speaker 2: I think it's about four people went to the basketball games,

767
00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:02,720
Speaker 2: came back, needed the night cap, reach for that, didn't

768
00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:08,880
Speaker 2: shut cabinets, tossing and turning and laughing, engulping, and I

769
00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:11,920
Speaker 2: saw the aftermath. There's nothing illegal that went on. But no,

770
00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:13,680
Speaker 2: he damn somebody having this sounds a good old time

771
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:16,839
Speaker 2: upntil about one am, and I'll hang up and listen

772
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:18,400
Speaker 2: on that one coach again. I told you it was

773
00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:19,120
Speaker 2: a pointless story.

774
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:21,080
Speaker 1: And they're gonna be at their desk by nine am, right,

775
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:30,200
Speaker 1: check the time cards. Yeah, excuse me? Who was late today? Sandra? So, Sandra,

776
00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:33,960
Speaker 1: can I see you in the kitchen please? Yeah, yes, Sandra.

777
00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:34,759
Speaker 1: How you doing this morning?

778
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:36,200
Speaker 2: Sandra? I like your red lipstick.

779
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:41,040
Speaker 1: I don't have any on Oh that's another point against Sandra.

780
00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:44,759
Speaker 1: So you were late this morning, Sandra, and you have

781
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:47,680
Speaker 1: red lips, but you say you didn't have any lipsticks?

782
00:35:47,719 --> 00:35:49,960
Speaker 1: So would you happen to know anything about this? Spelled

783
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,319
Speaker 1: wine here, Sandra, you.

784
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:55,520
Speaker 2: Gotta go check it out though the secret stash bro

785
00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:59,960
Speaker 2: one two, three, No, no, no, there's fifteen bottles of wine

786
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:00,439
Speaker 2: in there.

787
00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:03,480
Speaker 1: Question who pays for that wine? Do you think we

788
00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:05,960
Speaker 1: charge it to the company or do you think people

789
00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:08,480
Speaker 1: are It's like a community, like, Hey, I'll bring a

790
00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:10,560
Speaker 1: bottle of wine everybody. There was an email that was

791
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:12,799
Speaker 1: sent that, Hey, we're going to stock this with a

792
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:15,719
Speaker 1: bottle of wine. Everybody bring one, and then it's kind

793
00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:17,760
Speaker 1: of help yourself as you want some wine.

794
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:21,400
Speaker 2: Not answering. I'm assuming that was rhetorical. Here is the answer.

795
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:22,160
Speaker 1: No, I was trying to get.

796
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:25,640
Speaker 2: We know about the count fifteen bottles, So over the

797
00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:28,839
Speaker 2: next one week, one month, we look at it. If

798
00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:32,399
Speaker 2: those things start getting depleted needing to be replenished, if

799
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:35,799
Speaker 2: there's all of a sudden seven then four, then two,

800
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,719
Speaker 2: there's something in this building's got a serious alcohol problem

801
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:41,759
Speaker 2: and we found their stockpile. Okay, and I'll hang up

802
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:45,879
Speaker 2: and I'll listen. If we do, pray, do you think

803
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:48,160
Speaker 2: it's bones he doesn't drink.

804
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:50,759
Speaker 1: If we do stumble up across someone that has a

805
00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:52,160
Speaker 1: drinking problem.

806
00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:53,080
Speaker 2: Pray, do you think it's Amy?

807
00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:56,160
Speaker 1: No, I don't. I don't think she'd be up at

808
00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:56,840
Speaker 1: one am.

809
00:36:57,239 --> 00:36:59,840
Speaker 2: I doesn't really drink, and if she does, it's her

810
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:01,240
Speaker 2: Kuila is what she loves.

811
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:03,880
Speaker 1: I think we're gonna have to set up cameras in

812
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:04,440
Speaker 1: the kitchen.

813
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:07,640
Speaker 2: Baser loves wine, but she works from home. You can

814
00:37:07,719 --> 00:37:11,480
Speaker 2: rule her out. Me I hate wine. You can rule

815
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:13,759
Speaker 2: me out. So in the office, you gotta be on

816
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:17,680
Speaker 2: the old ears and eyes and ears. Who's an officiado

817
00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:20,560
Speaker 2: of the old winery?

818
00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:24,640
Speaker 1: I know who it is. I know who it is.

819
00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:31,440
Speaker 2: Okay, you can allegedly say I got.

820
00:37:31,239 --> 00:37:33,840
Speaker 1: A call, I gotta call, I gotta take I'll be

821
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:35,880
Speaker 1: right over here in my I'm just gonna walk around

822
00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:38,560
Speaker 1: the halls real quick. That would be my guest. Let

823
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:41,440
Speaker 1: me tell you something about me. I don't understand wine.

824
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:44,560
Speaker 1: I've had wine. I don't like the taste of wine.

825
00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:48,120
Speaker 1: I don't get it tastes terrible to me. My wife,

826
00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:51,359
Speaker 1: she enjoys herself a glass of wine, and she always says, here,

827
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:53,680
Speaker 1: it tastes this wine, this one's good. And guess what,

828
00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:56,759
Speaker 1: it tastes just as crappy as another glass of wine

829
00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:59,480
Speaker 1: she had me taste two weeks ago. So wine is

830
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:02,960
Speaker 1: not how I co sign wine is probably maybe it's

831
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:06,479
Speaker 1: too fine for me. And I mean, I ain't gonna

832
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:09,600
Speaker 1: pay a dime. It ain't me. Mark me off the list.

833
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:13,480
Speaker 2: Mine no mine. So yeah, hey, be on the old lookout.

834
00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:17,279
Speaker 2: You hear somebody says, oh I love wine. Oh whoa.

835
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,960
Speaker 1: Well, what were you doing last night at one am?

836
00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:24,359
Speaker 2: Dude? I'm with you on that wine. One time when

837
00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:26,640
Speaker 2: me and Bezer, maybe a year after we first started dating,

838
00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:29,719
Speaker 2: I did wine the worst wine hangover, and apparently you're

839
00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:32,880
Speaker 2: not supposed to chug it. It's a sipper, is what

840
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:33,800
Speaker 2: you do with the wine?

841
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:36,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, you sit there and hold it and it's it's

842
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:39,320
Speaker 1: like a whole performance. You gotta spin it around, You gotta.

843
00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:41,719
Speaker 1: I don't even know if people do this seeing it

844
00:38:41,719 --> 00:38:45,560
Speaker 1: on movies. But you spin it around and you and

845
00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:48,480
Speaker 1: you the dink of the glass, setting it back down,

846
00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:51,400
Speaker 1: let it sit there for a little bit. Is it

847
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:54,279
Speaker 1: like supposed to marinate? I don't know why they leave

848
00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:55,279
Speaker 1: it sitting there so long.

849
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:57,239
Speaker 2: Since then, I've never been to wine. If it is,

850
00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:59,800
Speaker 2: it can be a light colored wine. There's a reasling

851
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:02,239
Speaker 2: that's good, but the red did you want to catch

852
00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:03,240
Speaker 2: me dead? With the red wine.

853
00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:06,120
Speaker 1: Yeah. Like when we had a basketball team party at

854
00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:09,560
Speaker 1: the house, my wife told me, hey, pick up a

855
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:11,520
Speaker 1: we're I was at the grocery store set pick up

856
00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:15,320
Speaker 1: a Mota box bottle of Savon blanc.

857
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:15,520
Speaker 2: Ye.

858
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:20,080
Speaker 1: Some bank said that's white. I think maybe I don't

859
00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:22,080
Speaker 1: have the right name right. So I went to the

860
00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:24,919
Speaker 1: wine aisle and I found one for eight ninety nine.

861
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:29,319
Speaker 1: Some Baugh got it Cabernet is red cab And I

862
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:31,680
Speaker 1: brought it home and she's like, you really got the

863
00:39:31,719 --> 00:39:34,319
Speaker 1: cheapest one, And I'm like yes, She goes, you know

864
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:36,400
Speaker 1: how embarrassing that is for these people. Go you couldn't

865
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:38,120
Speaker 1: even just buy like a twelve dollars bottle. I'm like,

866
00:39:38,239 --> 00:39:41,560
Speaker 1: you went for the eight. Yeah, However they eight man

867
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:43,720
Speaker 1: rock bottoms like twelve.

868
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:46,800
Speaker 2: I'm like, I have no idea what I think Costco

869
00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:48,120
Speaker 2: sells one friend or twenty.

870
00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:50,279
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know the difference in wine,

871
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:52,680
Speaker 1: but some of them, it says some on BA And

872
00:39:52,719 --> 00:39:54,600
Speaker 1: I've been told that it doesn't matter if it's a

873
00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:56,439
Speaker 1: fifty dollars bottle or an eight dollar bottle. You can't

874
00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:58,279
Speaker 1: tell the difference. So why wouldn't I get the eight dollars.

875
00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:00,719
Speaker 1: She goes because everybody shops is. It's gonna know. We

876
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:03,080
Speaker 1: bought the cheapest bottle of wine. I'm like, who gives

877
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:04,920
Speaker 1: a damn? And guess how much when that wine got

878
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:07,480
Speaker 1: drinking at the party? Zero zero.

879
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:09,920
Speaker 2: Maybe it's the thing of the past. The Romans really

880
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:10,879
Speaker 2: the only ones to drink wine.

881
00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:12,880
Speaker 1: Hey, so maybe my wife was right. Maybe people saw them.

882
00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:15,320
Speaker 1: We're like, we're not drinking that eight dollars bottle of wine.

883
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:17,600
Speaker 1: I have no idea, but the wine did not get touched.

884
00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:20,120
Speaker 2: Baser doesn't even drink wine anymore. She used to love it.

885
00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:22,640
Speaker 2: I'd swear she'd do a glass every night. Now maybe

886
00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:27,040
Speaker 2: it's glass here, a week, glass there a week rarely,

887
00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:29,920
Speaker 2: but just not a big thing because yeah, sometimes when

888
00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:31,640
Speaker 2: they're next to you can get a whit waff of

889
00:40:31,719 --> 00:40:33,480
Speaker 2: it doesn't smell good.

890
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:34,319
Speaker 1: I don't smell good.

891
00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:36,200
Speaker 2: I don't know if the butt heavy smell good, but

892
00:40:36,239 --> 00:40:37,640
Speaker 2: they gotta smell better than wine.

893
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:39,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. Well, we're gonna take a break.

894
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:41,359
Speaker 1: We'll be right back. We got a big announcement, big

895
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:49,680
Speaker 1: announcement right after. We'll be right back. I just want

896
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:51,120
Speaker 1: to let you guys know, big announcement.

897
00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:51,880
Speaker 2: You're alive.

898
00:40:52,239 --> 00:40:54,480
Speaker 1: There will be no pod Friday. There's gonna be no

899
00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:57,360
Speaker 1: pod Friday. Listen, I screwed up. I'm going on a

900
00:40:57,440 --> 00:40:58,160
Speaker 1: chaperone thing.

901
00:40:58,680 --> 00:40:59,319
Speaker 2: Top.

902
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:02,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going on a chaperone thing tomorrow, So I

903
00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:05,880
Speaker 1: don't have time to come in on Friday and do

904
00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:07,520
Speaker 1: a pod. I need to get out of here as

905
00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:10,279
Speaker 1: soon as asap so I can get home and get

906
00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:12,279
Speaker 1: my butt on the couch and watch some games. I'm

907
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:15,520
Speaker 1: already gonna miss the morning session of tomorrow's games. And

908
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:17,799
Speaker 1: I just love this and I don't want to sit

909
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:19,680
Speaker 1: here and go over it for an hour and talk

910
00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:22,320
Speaker 1: about the games. You're gonna see the scores. The excitement

911
00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:24,719
Speaker 1: will still be there on Monday, when half of our

912
00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:27,680
Speaker 1: teams are eliminated. Everybody's gonna be mad and pissed off.

913
00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:30,600
Speaker 1: Your brackets will be busted, you won't have hit a square.

914
00:41:30,719 --> 00:41:32,879
Speaker 1: Everything will be miserable. The one day you look forward

915
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:36,319
Speaker 1: to every single year will already be halfway over, and

916
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:38,279
Speaker 1: you'll be very depressed about it, but you'll still be

917
00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:40,960
Speaker 1: very excited. And I don't want to ruin. And you're

918
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:42,800
Speaker 1: not gonna have time to listen to a pod this weekend,

919
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:45,680
Speaker 1: You're gonna be watching game after game after game after game,

920
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:47,879
Speaker 1: and I don't want to take up forty five minutes

921
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:50,719
Speaker 1: to an hour of your time when basketball needs to

922
00:41:50,719 --> 00:41:51,200
Speaker 1: be watched.

923
00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:53,160
Speaker 2: I can't even remember how I got out of it.

924
00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:55,520
Speaker 2: In high school, I think we just said that we

925
00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:58,440
Speaker 2: were maybe I had poll or something, but.

926
00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:01,960
Speaker 1: Yet polio, yes, that we would pall.

927
00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:05,680
Speaker 2: It was Marcus Mishka, me and Matt Davis and junior year.

928
00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:07,600
Speaker 1: Oh you had a mad Davis. We had a mad Davis.

929
00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:10,000
Speaker 2: Junior year we all went to his house. Okay, yeah,

930
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:12,400
Speaker 2: watch marsh Madness. It was great and for two hours.

931
00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:15,400
Speaker 2: Again it was a strict school. Really, maybe we just

932
00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:17,439
Speaker 2: left and you get up strike here and it doesn't

933
00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:19,239
Speaker 2: go against you or something. So we went and watched

934
00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:21,040
Speaker 2: his house. Well. The next year, dude, he was off

935
00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:23,440
Speaker 2: to college at either Bay or Hoton.

936
00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:24,880
Speaker 1: We went to Holten.

937
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:27,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, crasp, So we just can't tell someone to

938
00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:29,279
Speaker 2: win to Houghten. Hey, we said, keep the traditional alive.

939
00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:31,640
Speaker 2: Let's just go to his house. We went. Senior year,

940
00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:33,960
Speaker 2: he was in college. We went to his house, kept

941
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,600
Speaker 2: the Trician alive. He wasn't even there and breaking and

942
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:39,439
Speaker 2: entering went into it. This is how invincible. Sometimes kids

943
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:42,440
Speaker 2: think they are go into his house and watch the

944
00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:45,400
Speaker 2: games while his parents were at work. That's prett legit

945
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:47,799
Speaker 2: because it's kind of like a flophouse. But if they

946
00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:49,480
Speaker 2: would have come home, they would have thought they got

947
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:53,160
Speaker 2: broke into We're just two kids downstairs with some pizza

948
00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:54,520
Speaker 2: watching college basketball.

949
00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:56,200
Speaker 1: But that's when that was the good old days when

950
00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:56,759
Speaker 1: you could do that.

951
00:42:56,800 --> 00:42:58,600
Speaker 2: Bro we broke into his house.

952
00:42:59,080 --> 00:43:00,600
Speaker 1: No, no, I mean there was no See we didn't

953
00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:03,640
Speaker 1: break into anybody's house like my hood, like my parents.

954
00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:06,160
Speaker 1: We never locked our house. We never locked the door.

955
00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:07,359
Speaker 2: I think it was one of those too.

956
00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:10,480
Speaker 1: And so people came and went as they wonted, like

957
00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:12,719
Speaker 1: people just walk in, walk out, walk in, walk out.

958
00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:14,359
Speaker 1: We wouldn't be there. They'd go up in our room,

959
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:16,440
Speaker 1: check on us. Nope, not there, all right. They'd walk

960
00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:17,560
Speaker 1: in the pantry, get a snack.

961
00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:17,879
Speaker 2: Leave.

962
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:21,080
Speaker 1: I mean our house was just come grab something, leave

963
00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:23,120
Speaker 1: all right. See you later, have a great weekend whatever.

964
00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:25,440
Speaker 1: It was, amazing, dude, March Madness.

965
00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:28,200
Speaker 2: You'll always remember the time my dad got me the

966
00:43:28,239 --> 00:43:31,200
Speaker 2: hat from the Tampa March Madness wore it for years.

967
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:33,960
Speaker 2: The time you get it out of the newspaper and

968
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:35,800
Speaker 2: fill it all in the bracket for the first time,

969
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:39,279
Speaker 2: the time where your dad doesn't have cable, So I

970
00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:42,160
Speaker 2: would somehow figure out the scores days later and have

971
00:43:42,239 --> 00:43:43,839
Speaker 2: to write them all in of the teams that won.

972
00:43:44,239 --> 00:43:46,080
Speaker 2: Then when we did get cable, we didn't get all

973
00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:48,520
Speaker 2: the games. So I would go on direct TV and

974
00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:50,239
Speaker 2: it would show you the schedule of the teams that

975
00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:52,280
Speaker 2: are gonna play, so you could tell who got beat

976
00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:55,120
Speaker 2: Here we're all working, I had sports and stuff, so

977
00:43:55,239 --> 00:43:57,560
Speaker 2: then I would be say, oh, they must have won

978
00:43:57,600 --> 00:43:59,440
Speaker 2: they played this next round, so then I'd fill out

979
00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:02,160
Speaker 2: the bracket. The memories are endless. In high schools, when

980
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:04,719
Speaker 2: I finally started being a bookie for multiple years, I

981
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:07,239
Speaker 2: was the guy that collected all the money. Never won it,

982
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:09,520
Speaker 2: but just the power of getting all the money and

983
00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:13,600
Speaker 2: getting everybody's forms and having my Manila envelope. There's something

984
00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:14,799
Speaker 2: so special about that.

985
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:16,440
Speaker 1: It really is. And I mean the fact that we

986
00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:19,560
Speaker 1: used to highlight the ones that were wrong, and then

987
00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:26,200
Speaker 1: you would just go down and you would count one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,

988
00:44:26,239 --> 00:44:28,239
Speaker 1: got nine riots you write nine down there, and then

989
00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:31,239
Speaker 1: you go over here on two, three, five. So after

990
00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:35,759
Speaker 1: the first round, chess day has fourteen points, all right,

991
00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:39,800
Speaker 1: to go to the next sheet after the first round,

992
00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:43,000
Speaker 1: Batter's box has fifteen points. And you would just do

993
00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:45,600
Speaker 1: that and people would call, hey, how many points I got?

994
00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:47,680
Speaker 1: What place am I in? What place am I in?

995
00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:50,520
Speaker 2: It was amazing those afternoon classes when the games have

996
00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:56,200
Speaker 2: already started. Mister vv not mister VIV, mister Trebeco Treyjo something,

997
00:44:57,000 --> 00:45:01,279
Speaker 2: Michael Treyo. No, we're in the geography t and we're

998
00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:03,880
Speaker 2: in his class, and nobody can pay attention because somebody's

999
00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:09,400
Speaker 2: getting upset. No game right now, dude, that's all a buzz.

1000
00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:11,359
Speaker 2: I can't believe those teachers even were able to get

1001
00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:13,840
Speaker 2: a lesson planned next to us. They had to be,

1002
00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:15,840
Speaker 2: and some of them would pull it up. I was

1003
00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:17,800
Speaker 2: just saying, did the teachers not care back in the

1004
00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:19,719
Speaker 2: day or did it? Was it not a big deal?

1005
00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:23,520
Speaker 2: Did teachers not understand what march madness was? But I

1006
00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:26,200
Speaker 2: had I'm telling you, I had spring break every time

1007
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:29,880
Speaker 2: the first round was spring break. So it was amazing

1008
00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:34,600
Speaker 2: in college or high school both. No. See I was

1009
00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:35,840
Speaker 2: in Michigan, so I was different.

1010
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:37,800
Speaker 1: Yeah you were different. Yeah, we were Quay different.

1011
00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:38,439
Speaker 2: No, for sure.

1012
00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:41,239
Speaker 1: Michigan University of Michigan. You said their spring break was

1013
00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:42,520
Speaker 1: last week. That's Binanda.

1014
00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:45,240
Speaker 2: But I'm saying the High School of Michigan ours always

1015
00:45:45,239 --> 00:45:48,600
Speaker 2: matched up. So yeah, because when March Madness, it was

1016
00:45:48,719 --> 00:45:51,600
Speaker 2: always memories of in school and teachers either pull it up,

1017
00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:53,319
Speaker 2: some of them would put it on mute, or some

1018
00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:55,080
Speaker 2: of them just acted like there was no you'd have

1019
00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:57,359
Speaker 2: your algebra teacher. Dude, you go into a cold, dark

1020
00:45:57,440 --> 00:45:59,640
Speaker 2: room and there's not one sign of life in March

1021
00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:01,880
Speaker 2: Madness is going on, and you have no cell phones,

1022
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:03,920
Speaker 2: You have no way to check scores until you go

1023
00:46:03,960 --> 00:46:06,040
Speaker 2: in the hallway and you see the break room or

1024
00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:09,719
Speaker 2: the kids lounge. You had a kid's lounge, just a

1025
00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:11,520
Speaker 2: lounge for guys would go neck with their chick.

1026
00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:12,399
Speaker 1: No, we didn't have that.

1027
00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:15,520
Speaker 2: Well it was like crappy. No, it was one TV.

1028
00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:18,560
Speaker 1: We didn't have a TV in lounge. We didn't have

1029
00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:19,040
Speaker 1: any of that.

1030
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:21,280
Speaker 2: Oh, I mean I went to a very poor school,

1031
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:23,080
Speaker 2: so you must went into a dirt poor school.

1032
00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:24,920
Speaker 1: I mean, I've never heard of it lounge where kids

1033
00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:27,040
Speaker 1: went and hung out with a TV. Never in my life.

1034
00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:29,080
Speaker 2: You didn't have one TV. In your school.

1035
00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:31,880
Speaker 1: No, no, in the classroom when they would do Channel

1036
00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:35,120
Speaker 1: one with Anderson Cooper and Lisa Ling. Right, but during

1037
00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:37,000
Speaker 1: March Madness, and I don't know, changem. I the only

1038
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:38,600
Speaker 1: one that thought Lisa Ling was hot. I don't know

1039
00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:40,600
Speaker 1: what I mean. I was like, dang, that's girl's hot.

1040
00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:42,080
Speaker 1: I love this class.

1041
00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:44,919
Speaker 2: Go algebra where there is this geography? Geometry?

1042
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:47,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, go Lisa Ling. All right, do you have.

1043
00:46:47,480 --> 00:46:50,600
Speaker 2: Memories of cable being in the classroom with March Madness on? No,

1044
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:52,160
Speaker 2: you don't, dude.

1045
00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:54,400
Speaker 1: I'm telling you. I was on spring break every March

1046
00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:57,160
Speaker 1: Madness every time. So then the second round they were

1047
00:46:57,400 --> 00:46:59,200
Speaker 1: the games were at night, so they weren't during school.

1048
00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:02,520
Speaker 1: I'm telling you it was not on during my school time.

1049
00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:04,560
Speaker 2: That's for when you remember. That's when you know the

1050
00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:07,560
Speaker 2: cool teacher. You know, geography guy, whatever's damn name was,

1051
00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:09,280
Speaker 2: remember him? Uh?

1052
00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:11,160
Speaker 1: Geography was Miss Berkhart, dude.

1053
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:14,239
Speaker 2: Our English teacher. And she also did a newspaper, never

1054
00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:16,919
Speaker 2: talk sports all year. We walked into her class. She's

1055
00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:19,480
Speaker 2: got the TV on in the game. Love her for that.

1056
00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:23,919
Speaker 2: Then there's algebra, I mean there was there. There wasn't

1057
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:25,600
Speaker 2: even a mention of march Man and she just go

1058
00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:26,600
Speaker 2: in there and die. Dude.

1059
00:47:26,719 --> 00:47:29,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not sure. Miss Badoya was really much into

1060
00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:31,160
Speaker 1: march madness. I doubt she would have had it on

1061
00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:33,919
Speaker 1: her TV or Miss Wheat. I don't know she would

1062
00:47:33,920 --> 00:47:36,800
Speaker 1: have had it on. Then there was she was a stickler.

1063
00:47:36,680 --> 00:47:39,880
Speaker 2: Missus Williams. I think her name was she Goes. She

1064
00:47:40,040 --> 00:47:45,680
Speaker 2: was a women's empowerment Yeah, so she was what, uh,

1065
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:47,440
Speaker 2: did you guys fell out your women's brackets?

1066
00:47:48,920 --> 00:47:51,040
Speaker 1: Yeah? All you do is put euconnor Tennessee. Back in

1067
00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:52,759
Speaker 1: the day, those were only two teams that could win it.

1068
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:54,880
Speaker 2: Well, I think she tried to put on the women's games.

1069
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:59,560
Speaker 1: Oh oh yeah, I mean I I yeah, I mean

1070
00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:02,880
Speaker 1: Miss she was a geometry She wouldn't have put it on.

1071
00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:03,600
Speaker 1: I don't think.

1072
00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:04,200
Speaker 2: Now.

1073
00:48:04,239 --> 00:48:07,319
Speaker 1: Mister Lampkin, he was accounting, he would have for sure

1074
00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:09,759
Speaker 1: put it on. He was awesome. He would That dude

1075
00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:13,040
Speaker 1: would leave the classroom and then come running back in

1076
00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:16,440
Speaker 1: and jump on his desk like jump up, be like

1077
00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:17,840
Speaker 1: did you miss me?

1078
00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:22,279
Speaker 2: That's pretty awesome? And I was like what he was

1079
00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:23,880
Speaker 2: probably on skag.

1080
00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:25,640
Speaker 1: And he was like, all right, let's do some accounting.

1081
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,239
Speaker 1: It was wild, but all right, man, you guys have

1082
00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:30,760
Speaker 1: a great weekend. I mean, enjoy the first two rounds

1083
00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:32,799
Speaker 1: of March madness. Good luck to your teams. I hope

1084
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:36,919
Speaker 1: your bracket is amazing. I hope you win millions of dollars. Oh, man,

1085
00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:40,200
Speaker 1: it's gonna be a great, great field trip, great field trip. Man.

1086
00:48:40,239 --> 00:48:41,560
Speaker 1: I'll tell you all about it on Monday.

1087
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:43,840
Speaker 2: I think we're gonna do a bracket with the family,

1088
00:48:43,960 --> 00:48:46,759
Speaker 2: not my parents. It takes my dad days to fill

1089
00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:48,719
Speaker 2: out the bracket, and they're on their trip, so he's

1090
00:48:48,719 --> 00:48:50,000
Speaker 2: not gonna be able to multitask.

1091
00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:51,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't worry about nine o'clock the night my parents

1092
00:48:51,960 --> 00:48:53,719
Speaker 1: would call us, call me. How do I get in?

1093
00:48:53,880 --> 00:48:56,160
Speaker 1: How do I get in? I'm like same as every year,

1094
00:48:56,239 --> 00:48:57,200
Speaker 1: same as every.

1095
00:48:57,400 --> 00:49:01,200
Speaker 2: I'm outside your house with four quad ready to make

1096
00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:07,520
Speaker 2: march mannis got the poster board and markers. And remember your.

1097
00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:11,120
Speaker 1: National champ is rock Chug Jay.

1098
00:49:12,920 --> 00:49:14,520
Speaker 2: You don't even want my talk that I gave you

1099
00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:15,479
Speaker 2: outside of this room.

1100
00:49:15,719 --> 00:49:16,719
Speaker 1: Please just win a game.

1101
00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:21,680
Speaker 2: I said, Kansas has to win two games. The first

1102
00:49:21,680 --> 00:49:23,640
Speaker 2: one will be easy, the second one a little bit tricky.

1103
00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:25,759
Speaker 2: And then you're in the sweet sixteen. And why is

1104
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:30,000
Speaker 2: the sweet sixteen significant because it's sweet because it's the

1105
00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:32,920
Speaker 2: exact same number, give or take a couple. That's for

1106
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:38,520
Speaker 2: the college football playoff and college football playoff, anything can happen.

1107
00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:45,000
Speaker 2: It's imagine that, dude, your team is making the college

1108
00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:49,640
Speaker 2: football playoff. Why don't you understand that? Make sure they

1109
00:49:49,719 --> 00:49:54,120
Speaker 2: got they got an uphill battle. But that's a crazy

1110
00:49:54,239 --> 00:49:56,320
Speaker 2: chance unless you're like, go to a school like Drexel

1111
00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:59,360
Speaker 2: or Wagner and you got no chance. But dude, you

1112
00:49:59,480 --> 00:50:01,760
Speaker 2: got a chance. Ants man, you gotta believe.

1113
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:07,879
Speaker 1: Hey, do you believe in miracles? Anything that's possible? Exep

1114
00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:08,759
Speaker 1: for Kansas winning it.

1115
00:50:09,080 --> 00:50:10,640
Speaker 2: Who's your center again, Hawkinson?

1116
00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:14,919
Speaker 1: No Dickinson? God, I mean, I just can't. I want

1117
00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:16,160
Speaker 1: to be I just want to win a game. Just

1118
00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:19,160
Speaker 1: please don't be one and done, Like, just win one game.

1119
00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:22,560
Speaker 1: Please win one game, thank you, good night, We'll see

1120
00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:22,960
Speaker 1: you later.

1121
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:29,080
Speaker 2: God and rarely. I was looking back at previous years,

1122
00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:30,960
Speaker 2: and never does all the number one seeds go.

1123
00:50:31,120 --> 00:50:33,920
Speaker 1: I think only one time in history, man, one time,

1124
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:37,760
Speaker 1: And there's always some random always some random like weird

1125
00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:40,560
Speaker 1: team that comes from like the seventh seed or sixth seed,

1126
00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:44,360
Speaker 1: or five or eight or twelve or fourteen or Butler

1127
00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:48,480
Speaker 1: or VCU who came from the playing game. I don't know.

1128
00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:50,959
Speaker 2: And guys, I've run the data in stats. Your first

1129
00:50:50,960 --> 00:50:53,280
Speaker 2: two games are going to be simple, unless your Kansas

1130
00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:55,600
Speaker 2: lunch says he'll probably face the number two second game,

1131
00:50:56,000 --> 00:51:00,359
Speaker 2: but allegedly. But your first two games are simple. All

1132
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:02,400
Speaker 2: you have to do is win for or is it

1133
00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:07,440
Speaker 2: six six six? So it is that? I mean, and

1134
00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:11,800
Speaker 2: you're a champion six games. MLB plays that in a week.

1135
00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:13,440
Speaker 2: That's wild.

1136
00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:16,200
Speaker 1: That's crazy, man. That dream is right there. You can

1137
00:51:16,239 --> 00:51:19,040
Speaker 1: almost taste it, but you gotta get by the first round.

1138
00:51:19,040 --> 00:51:23,880
Speaker 2: First man one, shiny man. This sounds kind of sounds

1139
00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:24,120
Speaker 2: like it