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Speaker 1: Am I the a hole for spending my children's inheritance

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Speaker 2: Here's the thing, it's my money.

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Speaker 1: It's my money. Hold on and you're not gonna take it.

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Speaker 1: I don't care if you got my blood, You're never

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Speaker 1: gonna get my money.

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Speaker 3: Like what what what happened to working for yourself? You know, building, earning,

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Speaker 3: earning a buck? You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, do you think Elon Musk just had blood diamonds

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Speaker 1: handed to them?

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Speaker 2: Yes? And he did more.

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Speaker 4: He invested those blood Yeah.

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Speaker 1: We're talking. Yeah, See, invest works smarter, not harder, exactly exactly.

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Speaker 1: You know, just get a couple people working for free

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Speaker 1: boo in some foreign country, build a blood diamond empire.

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Speaker 1: And then he just hey, I'm a little rocket boy,

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Speaker 1: go into space. Don't look at all the history back here.

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Speaker 1: I'm just a rocket boy trying to save the world.

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Speaker 2: It's magic how it happens.

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Speaker 4: Rich boots me see that video?

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Speaker 1: No, maybe like Dave Chappelle and invited him upstage and

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Speaker 1: it's like, now the richest man in the world.

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Speaker 4: And then he go was like, I'm rich, bitch, oh Elon.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'll never fill the hole in your heart

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Speaker 1: left by grime as well, and you won't Hello, good afternoon.

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Speaker 1: What you were about to read is a recent cause

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Speaker 1: of emotional distress for me, regret. And I'm doing this, hope,

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Speaker 1: with the help of my colleague and his son, whom insists.

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Speaker 4: I'm doing the right thing. Oh insistent, they insisted.

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Speaker 2: Oh, they got someone in their corner.

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Speaker 1: Hey, the real people that matter are these guys right heres,

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Speaker 1: these microphones. I'm sixty three years old. I took advantage

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Speaker 1: of better times financially speaking, and managed to get enough

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Speaker 1: money to save, have a good retirement, and leave good inheritance.

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Speaker 4: For my children.

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Speaker 2: Awesome.

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Speaker 1: However, Oh, their actions in recent years have broken my heart.

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Speaker 1: My oldest daughter is a lawyer and married to an attorney.

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Speaker 1: I have another son who is also a lawyer, and

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Speaker 2: Damn, families crushing it.

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Speaker 1: They're crushing it. But we all know who's the disappointment

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Speaker 1: in this family. Oh, go on, salesman. You couldn't be

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Speaker 1: a doctor. Wow, Wow, Wow, a lawyer or engineer.

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Speaker 2: What are you trying to sell? A scocker it.

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Speaker 1: I've been a smoker for many years, and the predictable

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Speaker 1: outcome has finally caught me, So I may not have

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Speaker 1: many years left answer. After knowing this, my children began

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Speaker 1: stabbing each other's backs trying to get their inheritance earlier.

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Speaker 4: WHOA.

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Speaker 1: Initially there were frequent verbal discussions that escalated into legal battles.

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Speaker 1: So the lawyers are already lawyering up here.

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Speaker 4: It's just like, yo, I'm not even that yet.

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Speaker 2: He was great daddy.

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Speaker 1: The boiling point came when my daughter forged her brother's

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Speaker 1: signature to take their part of the inheritance while I

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Speaker 1: was being treated in the hospital. What bro No, that

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Speaker 1: is dirty, dirty Josh. Now none of the siblings can

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Speaker 1: see each other in the eye and only talk through lawyers,

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Speaker 1: completely dismantled a family man inheritance. That's bad shit to you.

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Speaker 3: But also, can the lawyers dock to each other because

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Speaker 3: they're already lawyers?

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Speaker 1: Hey, that's a good point. Wait, are the lawyers getting lawyers?

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Speaker 1: A lawyer for your lawyer?

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Speaker 2: Does I mean a therapist is a therapist?

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Speaker 4: Right?

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Speaker 1: I guess it's a lawyer or a lawyer. I have

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Speaker 1: to imagine. I mean there's different loss. I mean if

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Speaker 1: but If I'm like, are you a divorce a lawyer?

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Speaker 1: You're going to do Inheriton's law? Probably not right?

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Speaker 2: Right, right?

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Speaker 4: Right? Gotcha? Gotch.

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Speaker 1: Saddened by the situation, I decided that I'm gonna spend

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Speaker 1: all this money like it's nineteen sixty six.

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Speaker 2: Maybe, Bro, I love that idea.

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Speaker 1: Actually, yeah, bro, going out with a bang, thinking that

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Speaker 1: more reasons to fight. So guess what he did. He

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Speaker 1: donated his charities. He bought his wife beauty items, let's

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Speaker 1: be of expensive beauty items. He went on vacations with her,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, doing a big.

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Speaker 1: He gave the grandkids expensive gifts, bought my dearest friends

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Speaker 1: and colleagues better equipment to improve their work. We bought

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Speaker 1: a huge TV, prepaid for my funeral, tasted some fine whiskey,

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Speaker 1: doing that. This is dope. I actually love that. Let's

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Speaker 1: go out with a bang. Right now, about sixty five

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Speaker 1: to seventy percent of my savings are gone. That was quick, dog,

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Speaker 1: damn wow. I plan to keep enough for the time

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Speaker 1: I have left and leave my wife a good cash amount. However,

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Speaker 1: my children are noticing that I'm spending a lot. She

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Speaker 1: started to ask some questions, like, Daddy, where's my money going?

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Speaker 1: My money, money, my money, my money, Daddy money money.

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Speaker 1: We're doing parks and Recks's parks and res session story hour.

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Speaker 1: My daughter figured out what happened on her own. I

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Speaker 1: had no rebuttals, since I'm guilty of all of the

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Speaker 1: will suffer because of my selfish acts.

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Speaker 2: The lawyer's children. Oh you, how are they supposed to

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Speaker 4: How are they musing their own by their second ferrari?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Are they gonna go room broom? What color is their Bugatti?

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Speaker 1: Not only that, but I am cursing all of her

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Speaker 1: grandchildren by doing this. This made me think that my

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Speaker 1: grandchildren shouldn't be punished for their parents' acts and sins.

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Speaker 1: Maybe I was too self absorbed to realize it sooner.

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Speaker 1: So that's my dilemma right now. So what do you think?

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Speaker 1: There is an edit, but I want to hear what

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Speaker 3: So far, Yeah, honestly, not only is OPI not the

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Speaker 3: a hole I love.

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Speaker 2: I love what he's doing.

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Speaker 4: I'm right, it's sick.

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Speaker 2: I'm like you, oh you want my money? That bad bet.

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Speaker 3: I'm spending all and in every sun, get my friend's gifts,

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Speaker 3: taking my wife beautiful places, like.

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Speaker 1: Going to put it all black in Vegas.

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Speaker 2: Oh, imagine that would be crazy.

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Speaker 3: He records a video and he's like, you just put

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Speaker 3: two million up, Yeah, two million on black boom.

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Speaker 1: Imagine he wins though, Yeah, fucked inheritance. Yeah, that's what

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Speaker 2: Damn it. I won ten dollars.

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Speaker 4: Edit.

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Speaker 1: This is high from Opie's friend's son. I'm writing here

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Speaker 1: because I want to clarify something where we are from.

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Speaker 1: Whatever savings the person has goes directly to their children

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Speaker 1: and living spouse. This is how the law is written.

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Speaker 1: You can write a will on top of that, but

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Speaker 1: for my understanding, one of the beneficiaries writes themselves out

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Speaker 1: of the inheritance with Op's daughter. What Opie's daughter did

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Speaker 1: was forging a signature in some papers saying the rest

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Speaker 1: of the brothers renounced their inheritance, and they are suing

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Speaker 1: at the same time as they are trying to lock

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Speaker 1: in some of Opie's properties for themselves while he's still alive,

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Speaker 1: basically trying to do that before another sibling does it

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Speaker 1: for them. So, dude, this is a game of throne

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Speaker 1: share right here for real, Opie, spend that money, bro,

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Speaker 1: live your life. Your children are dicks, But why are

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Speaker 1: they dicks? Are you secretly a dick? You know, dix

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Speaker 1: raise other dicks. Dicks don't fall far from the tree.

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Speaker 1: That's from the dick tree. Okay, op add in your

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Speaker 1: butt to your favorite movie title. What's the new title

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Speaker 1: and plot? Here we go, Little women in my butt.

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Speaker 1: There will be blood in my butt, God inside out

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Speaker 1: in my butt, haha, the whole nine yards in my butt.

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Speaker 1: Fainful redditor in my butt. A few good men in

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Speaker 2: They were good.

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Speaker 1: Men parasites in my butt. Not twelve angry men in

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Speaker 4: Bro.

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Speaker 1: Twelve though, Wow, that's a lot. That's that's gaping butt.

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Speaker 2: That is excessive.

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Speaker 1: She's the man in my butt? Oh yeah, she is

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Speaker 1: the dark Knight rises in my butt. And I think

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Speaker 1: this subs all of these up very well. A series

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Speaker 3: Man, Reddit you you delivered, Deliver, Deliver, Thank you all

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Speaker 3: the ops for this one.

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Speaker 4: But Joe, what's your favorite movie? Dude?

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Speaker 1: What is my favorite? Mintit in my butt? I guess

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Speaker 1: Inception in my butt? It's like multiple layers.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, just like the movie how It's you know, has

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Speaker 3: all these different layers like in my butt it.

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Speaker 1: Adds so many adds so much. So what's what's predator

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Speaker 4: About? Imagining it's about like a pedophile? True?

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Speaker 3: Actually actually yeah, I was gonna say, like because like

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Speaker 4: How about little women in my butt?

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Speaker 2: Little women?

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Speaker 3: Maybe that's like microscopic women who basically they're like Earth

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Speaker 3: is the rim of your butthole?

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Speaker 4: Excellent, But dude, you're washing those people off.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys saw a lot of

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Speaker 1: episodes John washing women asshole? Yeah, yeah, no, women are

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Speaker 1: surviving there. How about the whole nine yards that's just

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Speaker 1: a massive massive so longer beg spicy me, but ex extra.

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Speaker 4: Go mad man, I'm moving boxes all day.

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Speaker 3: That was for like second for second, that was the

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like that was just smacking you in the face.

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Speaker 4: All right, all right, back me in the face and

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Speaker 4: call me Charlie.

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Speaker 3: All right, we got another one for you here. Also

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Speaker 3: involving a holes. Excellent, what screams.

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Speaker 2: I'm an a hole without saying it.

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Speaker 4: Many things can do that on Yeah, I want to

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Speaker 2: Number one. Cutting in front of the line in.

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Speaker 3: Actually, I was just waiting for a Halloween costume the

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Speaker 3: like next one.

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Speaker 2: People who speak to their waiters slash waitress like there

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Speaker 3: Terrible is so awful, like because to me, it's like

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Speaker 3: the insecurity of the person is basically like I feel

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Speaker 3: I need.

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Speaker 4: To show power in this very like terrible way. I can't.

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Speaker 4: I can't.

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Speaker 1: Definitely, I think you could honestly judge someone pretty well

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Speaker 1: on how they treat their weight staff.

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Speaker 3: Next one, leaving a frozen item or meet on a

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Speaker 1: Damn yah, specific this is obviously happened. Yeah, they're gonna

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Speaker 1: calling someone out. Melted ice cream all over Aisle seven.

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Speaker 4: You're welcome.

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Speaker 3: Next one, not using headphones and playing music loudly in

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Speaker 4: Why are people always do that?

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Speaker 3: Like walking through a target, I'm just trying to find

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Speaker 1: So beware of these a holes. They're out there in

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Speaker 4: Oh oh what John swipscrab baby.

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