WEBVTT - Weds Post Show (01-18-23) 0:00:01.200 --> 0:00:05.520 It's time for the Bobby Bones post Show. Here's your host, 0:00:06.000 --> 0:00:15.240 Bobby Bones. That story about the guy trying to abduct 0:00:15.240 --> 0:00:18.520 the barista went they got bigger yesterday. I mean it 0:00:18.520 --> 0:00:20.160 literally came across where we're doing the post show where 0:00:20.160 --> 0:00:21.680 he trying to pull her out of the window. They 0:00:21.680 --> 0:00:25.759 catch the guy. I don't know if they did because 0:00:25.920 --> 0:00:28.920 his arm said Chevrolet or something on it. They did 0:00:28.920 --> 0:00:30.920 get him, They got him, goes the tattoo. I just 0:00:30.920 --> 0:00:32.599 saw the headline all over the place and I said, 0:00:32.640 --> 0:00:35.160 oh dang, they should have caught on a crazy video 0:00:35.200 --> 0:00:38.839 to watch. But they got what So what where was that? 0:00:39.000 --> 0:00:42.000 You know, Auburn, Washington, I believe is where it was. 0:00:42.360 --> 0:00:44.440 And he was has any intentions or do they know 0:00:44.520 --> 0:00:47.360 his intentions? They don't know yet. They haven't even charged him. 0:00:47.400 --> 0:00:50.680 They just are detaining him. And they had evidence in 0:00:50.680 --> 0:00:52.720 the truck that linked him to it and the tattoo. 0:00:53.040 --> 0:00:55.520 And it was one of those bikini baristas. By the way, 0:00:55.640 --> 0:00:57.480 what is that It wasn't a Starbucks. Now, it wasn't 0:00:57.480 --> 0:00:59.480 like a Starbucks. He was trying to abduct somebody who 0:00:59.560 --> 0:01:02.880 delivered or serves coffee in a bikini. Yeah. Day, I've 0:01:02.920 --> 0:01:05.760 never heard of that place. That's awesome. Man. I've never 0:01:05.840 --> 0:01:08.160 been to a place like that. Key Coffee. I think 0:01:08.200 --> 0:01:11.000 you've just bikini barista. But they do different, like if 0:01:11.040 --> 0:01:13.280 you go to Hooters or Yeah. But they tried. There 0:01:13.319 --> 0:01:15.240 was a big lawsuit like where they tried to shut 0:01:15.280 --> 0:01:17.319 this thing down because they're like, oh, it's so bad 0:01:17.360 --> 0:01:18.960 for the children or whatever. But they took them to 0:01:19.000 --> 0:01:21.039 court and they won. They get to stay over specific one. 0:01:21.360 --> 0:01:23.600 I don't know if it's exact specific one, but an 0:01:23.640 --> 0:01:26.440 awfully passionate but I remember it. He's like I signed 0:01:26.440 --> 0:01:30.840 the petition I did. Scientists are developing lasers to detect 0:01:30.880 --> 0:01:34.679 aliens on distant planets. Scientists develop a laser they could 0:01:34.959 --> 0:01:37.640 detect extraterrestrial life and outer space, which could speed up 0:01:37.680 --> 0:01:40.800 the decades long quest to find other beings on far 0:01:40.840 --> 0:01:45.000 away moons and planets. The NASA backed research conducted shows 0:01:45.000 --> 0:01:47.360 the laser technology could potentially identify signs of life and 0:01:47.360 --> 0:01:50.000 analyze materials and other planets. It sound like sonar, almost 0:01:50.720 --> 0:01:53.440 like what dolphins jews because they can't they they put 0:01:53.520 --> 0:01:55.600 send the single out with the noise and bounces back 0:01:55.640 --> 0:01:58.920 and it's basically their vision. I like it. I mean 0:01:59.040 --> 0:02:03.639 eyes are basically selling r like we're getting things back. 0:02:04.040 --> 0:02:09.240 So one day we're gonna find something we don't like. 0:02:09.280 --> 0:02:12.079 Everybody's gonna freak the f out. I'm telling him me, 0:02:12.080 --> 0:02:15.840 I already saw something I didn't like. I saw Charlomagne 0:02:15.880 --> 0:02:18.240 the God talking about how he had woken up he 0:02:18.280 --> 0:02:21.520 was paralyzing a sleep and he thinks that at thresholds 0:02:21.639 --> 0:02:24.520 visited him. My brother had the same story. He was paralyzed, 0:02:24.840 --> 0:02:27.440 he couldn't move, but that was after a few drinks. 0:02:27.639 --> 0:02:31.639 Text him because Charlotmagne and are friends. But when did 0:02:31.720 --> 0:02:34.480 this happen to him? Um, I just saw it on 0:02:34.520 --> 0:02:38.760 a clip recently, Yeah, a couple of days ago. That'd 0:02:38.800 --> 0:02:41.480 be cool to get his side of the story. Yeah, 0:02:41.560 --> 0:02:43.639 well there's I don't know about it, not the other 0:02:43.639 --> 0:02:48.880 alien side. Let me just know my voice memo. Hold on, Hey, dude, 0:02:48.880 --> 0:02:52.320 I saw the clip of you saying that you maybe 0:02:52.320 --> 0:02:55.640 have been probed by aliens and that you woke up 0:02:55.639 --> 0:02:58.440 in sleep paralysis and maybe aliens were standing over the 0:02:58.440 --> 0:03:02.960 top of you just wondering about that. I believe you. 0:03:03.040 --> 0:03:04.960 More details. Yeah, well, we're talking about it on the 0:03:04.960 --> 0:03:08.520 show right now. Just lasers and aliens and discovering and 0:03:08.520 --> 0:03:10.800 I'm a big believer in how do we say that 0:03:10.880 --> 0:03:13.440 something's not there that we don't have enough information about. 0:03:13.800 --> 0:03:16.920 But if you get any time, let me know if 0:03:16.919 --> 0:03:19.640 you're free, you may not be at eleven thirty Eastern. 0:03:20.400 --> 0:03:22.600 We'd love to talk to you about this. If not, 0:03:22.720 --> 0:03:24.120 you can just send me a message back at some 0:03:24.120 --> 0:03:26.000 point I'll play it back. All right, thank you. I 0:03:26.040 --> 0:03:27.440 hope you have a good day. Good talk to you 0:03:27.480 --> 0:03:32.840 a buddy. Season. Yeah, he said. The clip was he 0:03:32.880 --> 0:03:36.440 woke up and I believe he thought he saw people 0:03:36.480 --> 0:03:38.280 standing over him. And he's got new marks on his 0:03:38.360 --> 0:03:41.000 leg in the exact same spot he has more. Wow, 0:03:41.040 --> 0:03:42.960 that's crazy. Like he woke up and he had two 0:03:43.040 --> 0:03:45.400 marks on both the calves in the same exact spot. 0:03:45.800 --> 0:03:51.000 He thinks he's been probed or something. Wow, Charline's wildly intelligent. Yeah, yeah, 0:03:51.640 --> 0:03:55.400 very it's awesome. Yeah, I don't know, because I don't 0:03:55.480 --> 0:03:57.880 I don't know. I need to see the probes. Man. 0:03:57.920 --> 0:04:01.280 But those marks though, that's I mean, yeah, what are 0:04:01.280 --> 0:04:04.040 you saying, I don't know? Just side note nothing to 0:04:04.080 --> 0:04:06.200 do with the aliens, but that you're leaving a voice 0:04:06.240 --> 0:04:10.640 text and you think that's talking like you've talked nice 0:04:10.640 --> 0:04:13.360 talking to you, buddy, but like he y'all didn't talk, 0:04:14.480 --> 0:04:16.599 but he's talking to him. Yeah, but it feels like 0:04:16.600 --> 0:04:20.799 we're talking. For example, like I got I'm not gonna 0:04:20.800 --> 0:04:23.720 play you the whole thing or anything. But yeah, I'm 0:04:23.760 --> 0:04:25.360 not saying it's right or wrong. It just stood out 0:04:25.400 --> 0:04:29.240 to me. I hate voice memos getting him, I said 0:04:29.279 --> 0:04:31.280 him like crazy, I sound like crazy. No, you leave 0:04:31.320 --> 0:04:32.680 like two minute ones and if it's over too, I 0:04:32.680 --> 0:04:35.440 don't even listen to them. If they're long, Oh but 0:04:35.560 --> 0:04:37.800 I've I've stopped that. A way to stop it is 0:04:37.839 --> 0:04:41.560 you send them twenty seconds at a time. But I 0:04:41.600 --> 0:04:43.280 did the math, and if it's long, I don't even listen. 0:04:44.120 --> 0:04:47.200 So I don't love unless it's something. But mostly if 0:04:47.240 --> 0:04:51.479 i'm sending him i'm driving. No, I don't think that's 0:04:51.480 --> 0:04:54.839 the case. Did you listen to mine yesterday? Yeah? Okay, 0:04:54.960 --> 0:04:58.760 Oh wait, what is it about about working out? Yeah? 0:04:58.839 --> 0:05:01.480 You said, hey, I work out with you, but give 0:05:01.480 --> 0:05:03.440 me another day because that my hainey Bany still hurts 0:05:03.480 --> 0:05:05.000 a little bit. Direct, So you did hear it? Okay, 0:05:05.160 --> 0:05:06.640 I was driving too, so I was like, this is yeah, 0:05:06.640 --> 0:05:08.840 if you're driving. Let a rip. But also it's been 0:05:08.880 --> 0:05:11.760 better too at because again technology is getting so good. 0:05:12.040 --> 0:05:15.559 I can push the button now on my text because 0:05:15.560 --> 0:05:17.880 they've switched up with the new operating system and it 0:05:17.920 --> 0:05:24.599 translates into or texted word accuracy. So it's just pushing 0:05:24.600 --> 0:05:26.280 the right button. Now. You got to push the microphone, 0:05:26.560 --> 0:05:28.240 and then it pretty much did. But sometimes I go, 0:05:29.080 --> 0:05:31.160 I did an apostrophe, and then it writes out apostrophe. 0:05:31.160 --> 0:05:32.240 But then I don't want to go racist. I just 0:05:32.240 --> 0:05:34.359 sent it like that and hopefully and at the end 0:05:34.400 --> 0:05:35.840 I'll go, hey, I sent this with voice text if 0:05:35.839 --> 0:05:38.320 it looks funny in any way, So but yeah, I 0:05:38.320 --> 0:05:42.400 don't like getting them, but I do send them hypocritical 0:05:42.520 --> 0:05:46.440 sure very Hey we all are in some way, so anyway, 0:05:47.000 --> 0:05:49.160 that's the deal with Charlemagne. Todd chris Lay send out 0:05:49.160 --> 0:05:51.400 a note because he's going to prison. He's in prison now. 0:05:52.040 --> 0:05:56.360 He's an inspirational message, a hopeful message. Oh boy. Todd. Chrisley, 0:05:56.360 --> 0:05:58.200 who checked into a federal prison yesterday, showed to a 0:05:58.200 --> 0:06:00.880 hopeful message on Instagram ahead of his transfer. In the 0:06:00.920 --> 0:06:04.600 Natalida video, Todd shared gospel artist Karen Pick singing four 0:06:04.680 --> 0:06:08.039 days late Todd captioned the post he is always on 0:06:08.120 --> 0:06:11.359 time and added the hashtag fight the good fight. His 0:06:11.440 --> 0:06:13.080 family shared their support ahead of the sentence in the 0:06:13.120 --> 0:06:16.359 comments I'll love you, daddy. This isn't over okay. So, 0:06:16.640 --> 0:06:18.440 both Todd and his wife Julie were found guilty of 0:06:18.440 --> 0:06:20.880 tax evasion and bank fraud. Todd has been sentenced to 0:06:20.920 --> 0:06:23.160 twelve years in prison, while Julie has a slightly lesser 0:06:23.160 --> 0:06:26.000 sentence of seven years. The Christlies are appealing their sentences 0:06:26.040 --> 0:06:30.160 from people. At this point, they have been found guilty 0:06:30.240 --> 0:06:34.680 by a court. Yeah, and if their appeals happen and 0:06:34.800 --> 0:06:38.240 they are freed, then we go, well, day, they really 0:06:38.240 --> 0:06:40.920 got the raw end of that deal. However, they've been 0:06:40.920 --> 0:06:43.680 found guilty. It looks to me by what I see again, 0:06:43.720 --> 0:06:45.360 I only see what's been seen. But it's not a 0:06:45.400 --> 0:06:47.599 pr move. It's the courts, right. It looks like they 0:06:47.760 --> 0:06:50.280 did some stuff that yeah, because they're in man and 0:06:50.320 --> 0:06:52.880 it's not like they're just hanging out anymore. They're actually prisoners. 0:06:53.000 --> 0:06:55.680 And now but now they're like, hey, fight the good fight. Well, no, 0:06:55.800 --> 0:06:59.680 you stole. Well that's where that's what confuses me. I'm like, so, 0:06:59.760 --> 0:07:02.520 did did they not know they were stealing, they knew. 0:07:02.600 --> 0:07:05.240 Come on, but doesn't everyone say that, like you're always 0:07:05.360 --> 0:07:07.720 but it's like, hey, I'm gonna use God. Now I'm 0:07:07.760 --> 0:07:09.480 going to jail. But I really want to use God. 0:07:10.040 --> 0:07:12.320 But get people to supportive online because I'm gonna use 0:07:12.320 --> 0:07:15.040 God and I'm going to jailing God's name. I hate. Yeah, 0:07:15.040 --> 0:07:18.760 they've always done what do even when they're stealing money? No, uh, 0:07:19.400 --> 0:07:23.280 I don't. I don't know. I'm just I guess. Other 0:07:23.360 --> 0:07:26.120 people that I followed that are very like they didn't 0:07:26.160 --> 0:07:29.280 do anything. But then it's like, but that's a friend. 0:07:29.280 --> 0:07:31.120 It's always the people they're like friends are like, he's 0:07:31.120 --> 0:07:33.040 a good person. I know them. I knew him too, 0:07:33.080 --> 0:07:36.320 I liked him right here, guys, but then they're like 0:07:36.440 --> 0:07:39.360 just what, like we're well, this will get cleared up. 0:07:39.840 --> 0:07:44.239 So I don't know. And if so, here's a plate 0:07:44.320 --> 0:07:46.200 and fork and a spoon and there's some crow on 0:07:46.240 --> 0:07:48.600 there and myself included. But I only am gonna eat 0:07:48.600 --> 0:07:50.240 the crow because the courts told me they were guilty. Right. 0:07:50.280 --> 0:07:52.600 It's not like I'm reading a public opinion and letting 0:07:52.640 --> 0:07:54.320 it shape because the whole time I was like, I 0:07:54.320 --> 0:07:56.240 don't know, man, Yeah, it sound shady. Let's see it, 0:07:56.280 --> 0:08:00.360 the court says. Courts said it, Okay, well, going to 0:08:00.400 --> 0:08:02.560 jail and it looks like what you did wasn't good. 0:08:03.160 --> 0:08:05.400 Like I can see, yes, being close to someone and 0:08:05.480 --> 0:08:07.400 having something like that go down. Like if you were 0:08:07.440 --> 0:08:13.160 to get arrested for this tax evasion fraud, I feel 0:08:13.160 --> 0:08:16.040 like we would all probably be stick. But I wouldn't 0:08:16.040 --> 0:08:18.000 do this. I wouldn't do the part where I'm like, hey, guys, 0:08:18.440 --> 0:08:20.680 you know I'm doing this going to jail in God's name. 0:08:20.720 --> 0:08:23.120 But I'm saying you really were innocent though, Yeah, but 0:08:23.120 --> 0:08:25.960 I don't think they're innocent. Court told me they're not innocent. 0:08:26.240 --> 0:08:29.200 I mean they had a trial. Yeah, And I mean 0:08:29.360 --> 0:08:30.880 I'm just glad that when he was here he didn't 0:08:30.920 --> 0:08:33.680 get you guys roped up in this. Let's do let's 0:08:33.679 --> 0:08:35.600 just say maybe again a few bucks, That's what I'm saying. 0:08:35.640 --> 0:08:39.320 One of me, I got a great idea of saying, 0:08:39.400 --> 0:08:41.440 if it comes out and they appeal and that there's 0:08:41.679 --> 0:08:47.400 the discovery that wow, they really got a raw. Okay, Okay, 0:08:47.400 --> 0:08:50.360 that's my bad, Well, not my bad. I believe the court. 0:08:51.040 --> 0:08:53.200 And I waited at the court and then I took 0:08:53.280 --> 0:08:56.120 that information and used it in my public opinion. And 0:08:56.160 --> 0:08:58.079 I hope, I hope that's the case. I hope they 0:08:58.080 --> 0:08:59.959 find out they didn't do it, because I like Toddy, 0:09:00.120 --> 0:09:01.920 real nice. But it seems like when we went through 0:09:01.920 --> 0:09:05.560 all the facts, it seemed pretty And here's the thing, 0:09:05.960 --> 0:09:10.160 it all comes back to an ex lover. That's where 0:09:10.160 --> 0:09:13.600 it scorn scorned X lover. Those scorned X lovers always 0:09:13.640 --> 0:09:16.440 get you in the end because it's the guy right 0:09:17.760 --> 0:09:20.600 there proof that they actually had a relationship. I mean, 0:09:20.640 --> 0:09:22.440 he said it, and he I know he said it, 0:09:22.520 --> 0:09:24.679 but but he got on the stand and said it 0:09:24.760 --> 0:09:28.320 under oath and had all this evidence and evidence she's asking, yeah, 0:09:28.360 --> 0:09:30.880 but you're saying evidence with a bank fraud, right, I mean, 0:09:30.880 --> 0:09:33.640 he wouldn't have access to this and all this information. 0:09:34.240 --> 0:09:36.280 And it all came down to that he was mad 0:09:36.320 --> 0:09:39.480 about the relationship ending or whatever and jilted even jilted. 0:09:40.640 --> 0:09:43.080 So so if you're going to commit a crime, you 0:09:43.160 --> 0:09:46.600 can't let the lover in on it, because the SCORNEX 0:09:46.720 --> 0:09:50.400 lover jilted even always comes out and get you. Okay, 0:09:50.480 --> 0:09:53.040 there was a time where my dad's business partner went 0:09:53.080 --> 0:10:01.520 to jail because of taxes and like then my dad 0:10:01.720 --> 0:10:03.880 he didn't go to jail. The other guy did because 0:10:03.920 --> 0:10:06.800 my dad did. The other guy was the mastermind in it. 0:10:06.840 --> 0:10:08.559 And your dad went to jail in a foreign country though, 0:10:08.559 --> 0:10:10.520 but we'll get back. That was totally different. Yeah, totally different. 0:10:10.520 --> 0:10:12.280 But he went to jail in the Middle East. Here 0:10:12.360 --> 0:10:15.160 here in like I think Alabama. The business partner was 0:10:15.200 --> 0:10:17.800 in jail. But because my dad's signature was on stuff. 0:10:17.840 --> 0:10:20.400 But the guy, my dad trusted him, and the guy 0:10:20.480 --> 0:10:22.600 was like, hey, I put all this together here, sign here, 0:10:22.640 --> 0:10:25.160 sign here, sign here. So in the court they were 0:10:25.200 --> 0:10:27.320 able to prove that, and so the other guy went 0:10:27.360 --> 0:10:30.120 to jail. So my dad could have gone to jail, 0:10:30.880 --> 0:10:33.679 but he didn't know that anything shady was happening, so 0:10:33.720 --> 0:10:36.320 that's why he got let off. However, the IRS was 0:10:36.360 --> 0:10:39.560 still mad, so he had to then for like years, 0:10:39.600 --> 0:10:42.840 half of his paycheck was rationed the IRS to calf 0:10:44.040 --> 0:10:47.200 to like because somebody had to get paid back. I 0:10:47.280 --> 0:10:50.520 got still in jail. I think he's probably good, Like 0:10:50.600 --> 0:10:52.559 this was years ago. I mean, my dad's passed away, 0:10:52.600 --> 0:10:57.439 Like this was Okay, you're right, it's probably not worth 0:10:58.640 --> 0:11:02.840 thank you. Sorry, Yeah, would be like, yeah, I misspoke, 0:11:02.880 --> 0:11:05.040 it is garnished. That's totally the word I was looking for. 0:11:05.559 --> 0:11:08.720 But yeah, so half his paycheck was garnished until the 0:11:08.760 --> 0:11:11.559 amount got paid back. Dang half. And they were able 0:11:11.600 --> 0:11:12.920 to prove your dad didn't know about it. Yeah, but 0:11:13.000 --> 0:11:15.000 then do you think your dad knew about he's dead? Now? 0:11:15.000 --> 0:11:17.439 I don't know quite honestly, No, I don't think he 0:11:17.520 --> 0:11:19.400 knew about it because I think if he, they would 0:11:19.440 --> 0:11:22.280 have would have come out. And I think they were diligent. 0:11:22.280 --> 0:11:23.960 And how if the other guy went to jail. I 0:11:23.960 --> 0:11:26.080 feel like if my dad was a part of it, 0:11:26.080 --> 0:11:27.440 he would have gone to jail too. I think they 0:11:27.440 --> 0:11:29.880 were able to prove like, Okay, this guy really didn't 0:11:29.920 --> 0:11:31.319 know what was going on. But then my dad learned 0:11:31.320 --> 0:11:33.960 a valuable lesson of like, oh, just trust your business 0:11:33.960 --> 0:11:37.079 partner BFF, because they might be screwing you over. And 0:11:37.120 --> 0:11:40.440 then like, who knows he's screwing me over? Right now? Eddie, 0:11:40.440 --> 0:11:42.679 why are you looking at us? And I go to 0:11:42.800 --> 0:11:45.120 jail and then they played this segment back on the 0:11:45.640 --> 0:11:49.200 Johnny Rumbull Show and they're like, hey, we listen to 0:11:49.200 --> 0:11:52.319 this guy lyon. I guess you never know, but does 0:11:52.320 --> 0:11:54.240 this could this be the case here? With these guys, Lunchlocks, 0:11:54.360 --> 0:11:56.760 you're the ex part on this case. Look, the fact 0:11:56.800 --> 0:11:59.439 that he got twelve years the wife only got seven 0:11:59.559 --> 0:12:02.040 tells me he was the one saying, here's the paper, 0:12:02.400 --> 0:12:04.520 sign it. And that's supposedly what he was having his 0:12:04.600 --> 0:12:07.079 mom signed things like saying, nohdoor, we're gonna move to 0:12:07.080 --> 0:12:10.960 this account here. The real base of this is he 0:12:11.080 --> 0:12:12.960 was the mastermind. No, no, I get it, but we 0:12:13.000 --> 0:12:14.920 had you study all this and bring it to us, Yeah, 0:12:15.480 --> 0:12:19.640 is what they were saying. They would go to small 0:12:19.760 --> 0:12:22.920 banks and say, oh, here, give us this loan for 0:12:23.000 --> 0:12:25.640 how we're much million, and then they would file bankruptcy 0:12:25.640 --> 0:12:28.280 on that bank or on that loan and have all 0:12:28.280 --> 0:12:29.880 this money and not be able to pay it back, 0:12:30.120 --> 0:12:31.920 and that that bank is out that money. So they 0:12:31.920 --> 0:12:34.800 were just committing fraud over on these small banks. And 0:12:34.920 --> 0:12:36.679 so they're moving money that would get the money, move 0:12:36.679 --> 0:12:38.600 it somewhere else, Yeah, to a bank account with the 0:12:38.640 --> 0:12:40.840 mom and say, oh, you know what I mean, like 0:12:40.840 --> 0:12:44.000 we don't have that money. That's some mom's money. Did 0:12:44.000 --> 0:12:48.680 your dad do it? I don't know. It's grazy, isn't 0:12:48.720 --> 0:12:50.440 it crazy? Though? Like it's gonna be so hard if 0:12:50.440 --> 0:12:52.640 your family member gets caught and like you want to 0:12:52.640 --> 0:12:54.839 believe him, but you really don't know. But even if 0:12:54.880 --> 0:12:57.160 I okay, and what if these people know they did it, 0:12:57.200 --> 0:12:59.040 but they're still publicly just like we believe you even 0:12:59.040 --> 0:13:01.000 though they know it's a lie, right like behind closed door, 0:13:01.360 --> 0:13:03.439 sitting around family dinner and they're like, hey, look we're 0:13:03.480 --> 0:13:06.000 going to jail. Mom, I'm probably not gonna be out 0:13:06.040 --> 0:13:07.640 when you die, like I'm not gonna see you ever 0:13:07.640 --> 0:13:12.560 again because she's kind of older, Oh his mom, Yeah, yeah, 0:13:12.920 --> 0:13:16.760 that's crazy, Like but you have to come and visit, right, 0:13:16.840 --> 0:13:20.360 but you you can't have like meals, you can't go 0:13:20.440 --> 0:13:22.440 do things like you're not gonna be able to be there, 0:13:22.559 --> 0:13:25.000 and so like you don't have freedom. You have to 0:13:25.000 --> 0:13:28.240 have those conversations like hey, this may be our last 0:13:28.320 --> 0:13:31.160 like like that's weird. And do they sit around in 0:13:31.160 --> 0:13:32.920 the house and like, yeah, mom, we got busted. We're 0:13:32.920 --> 0:13:34.520 going to jail. There's no you know, I'm not gonna 0:13:34.559 --> 0:13:36.800 be Can you hang on for twelve years? Some people 0:13:36.880 --> 0:13:39.120 have so much pride that they'll never say that they 0:13:39.160 --> 0:13:40.880 did did it. I mean their kid, one of the kids. 0:13:40.920 --> 0:13:43.400 I think it is engaged. Yeah, if you're federal, You 0:13:43.440 --> 0:13:46.520 don't really get any time. There's no really good behavior, 0:13:46.559 --> 0:13:48.000 and you get half the time off. You basically have 0:13:48.000 --> 0:13:51.360 to serve all like ninety percent of that time. So 0:13:51.440 --> 0:13:53.360 why would you what would you say you did if 0:13:53.360 --> 0:13:55.400 you gotta serve all the time? Anyway, if you were 0:13:55.559 --> 0:13:58.600 not serving a federal and you're in jail and you 0:13:58.679 --> 0:14:00.760 said you get three years, but you can do eight 0:14:00.800 --> 0:14:02.920 months if you admit you did it in good behavior. 0:14:03.240 --> 0:14:05.040 Oh yeah, I didn't. Even though I didn't, I trick 0:14:05.080 --> 0:14:07.600 it out early. And also does the marriage last twelve 0:14:07.679 --> 0:14:10.560 years without be in with each other? But what are 0:14:10.559 --> 0:14:12.600 you gonna do? Yeah? But what's the difference? Now? What's 0:14:12.600 --> 0:14:14.640 the like you both can't see each other? No? No, no, 0:14:14.679 --> 0:14:16.800 I mean, but she gets out in seven so she's 0:14:16.840 --> 0:14:20.120 gonna five years of sitting around. She could Some people 0:14:20.160 --> 0:14:22.720 do that? She could? I mean, I'm saying, well, if 0:14:22.760 --> 0:14:25.040 my wife went to prison for five years, how long 0:14:25.360 --> 0:14:27.560 until you start hold on? How how long din til 0:14:27.560 --> 0:14:29.960 you start dipping the ink into a different ink? If 0:14:29.960 --> 0:14:31.520 she I mean, okay, if she was going out, if 0:14:31.560 --> 0:14:33.600 she was going for a year, I think, okay, I 0:14:33.600 --> 0:14:37.200 can maybe hang out. Do you think you would stay married? 0:14:37.480 --> 0:14:39.520 But in a year, would you stay married and cheat? 0:14:41.400 --> 0:14:43.280 Or could you last time? If she wasn't getting out, 0:14:43.600 --> 0:14:45.680 if she was only I'm saying if she was in 0:14:45.800 --> 0:14:47.480 for a year, yeah, she was getting out after a year, 0:14:47.520 --> 0:14:49.880 we could I could not cheat and not be together. 0:14:50.080 --> 0:14:51.680 But if she was gonna be in for longer a year, 0:14:51.720 --> 0:14:54.600 I'd just say we're getting divorced. Okay, eighteen months? Would 0:14:54.600 --> 0:14:58.680 you stay together? Married but get in? Different? Ink? But 0:14:58.800 --> 0:15:02.920 what's it about? Like, can't you just wait a lonely? Yeah? 0:15:03.000 --> 0:15:06.440 You got conjugal visits only four states? I think, Oh, 0:15:06.520 --> 0:15:08.120 I think that's what it was. There's only there's a 0:15:08.200 --> 0:15:09.960 limit on states that have conjugal mi. We like that up. 0:15:10.720 --> 0:15:13.120 I believe eighteen months will be tough, man, that's a 0:15:13.200 --> 0:15:16.040 long Could you stay married? I don't think I could. 0:15:16.080 --> 0:15:17.840 I mean eighteen months, I don't think I stay married, 0:15:18.120 --> 0:15:22.800 but still full around, but stay married. Maybe we talked 0:15:22.800 --> 0:15:24.120 about that and be like, hey, you know you're gonna 0:15:24.120 --> 0:15:25.720 get out in eighteen months? You cool? If I you know? 0:15:26.360 --> 0:15:28.760 You would ask her yeah? If not, then it'd be like, 0:15:28.800 --> 0:15:31.640 all right, well, eighteen months you get divorced. If she 0:15:31.640 --> 0:15:33.880 said no, you couldn't. Is this just jail or can 0:15:33.920 --> 0:15:35.880 it be like military, Like, what if she decides to go? 0:15:36.200 --> 0:15:39.360 I think it's jail jail, military comes home. There are 0:15:39.400 --> 0:15:40.920 only four states in the country that a lot of 0:15:40.960 --> 0:15:44.960 conjugal visits California, Connecticut, New York, and Washington. Wow, I 0:15:45.000 --> 0:15:48.920 thought crimes in those states. Let's say your wife goes 0:15:48.960 --> 0:15:50.480 to prison. How long on the way you get something? 0:15:50.600 --> 0:15:53.480 How long are you waiting if she goes to prison 0:15:53.520 --> 0:15:57.080 your wife, are you waiting five years? Say forever? No, no, no, 0:15:57.440 --> 0:16:01.280 there's not a number on that. I would you gotta wait, dude, 0:16:01.560 --> 0:16:04.880 you know how to wait. Depends what the crime is too, 0:16:05.080 --> 0:16:13.640 But it doesn't matter. Yeah, I say, loyal, it's a 0:16:13.640 --> 0:16:15.640 minute twelve. If anybody curse, it's fine on this right 0:16:15.640 --> 0:16:20.320 because we're not on the air. Yo, yo, just getting this. 0:16:21.720 --> 0:16:24.960 I'm around, But no, this is this has happened to 0:16:24.960 --> 0:16:27.160 me numerous times. I'm shot that happened happened to you 0:16:27.160 --> 0:16:29.840 growing up in the country like we did. I was. 0:16:30.480 --> 0:16:32.600 I saw a flying saucer when I was in third grade. 0:16:32.640 --> 0:16:34.360 When I was in third grade, I was playing outside 0:16:34.360 --> 0:16:37.720 in my grandmother's yard and I turned around and literally 0:16:37.760 --> 0:16:40.720 hovering over the trees was what you would consider a 0:16:40.760 --> 0:16:43.000 flying saucer like all this stuff you see in the movies. 0:16:43.000 --> 0:16:45.240 It was jet black and it hubbed there for a 0:16:45.280 --> 0:16:49.080 while and then it shot off. One time I woke 0:16:49.160 --> 0:16:51.480 up and I had to sleep paralysis feeling, which we 0:16:51.560 --> 0:16:54.320 called a hag in the country. And when I looked 0:16:54.360 --> 0:16:58.560 up that thing from Signs, the alien from Signs, And 0:16:58.600 --> 0:17:01.280 this is I think even before I saw Signs had 0:17:01.320 --> 0:17:03.720 to be before I saw Signs, the things for Signs 0:17:04.000 --> 0:17:06.719 was standing over me, and it was purple and black, 0:17:07.040 --> 0:17:09.600 and it was breathing just like it was in Signs. 0:17:09.760 --> 0:17:12.080 And as the sun started to come up, it just 0:17:12.119 --> 0:17:16.280 started to fade away. And I told my mother these 0:17:16.320 --> 0:17:18.600 stories for years. Wrote about him in my first book, 0:17:18.800 --> 0:17:22.080 Black Privilege, Like I have no reason to make any 0:17:22.119 --> 0:17:26.879 of this stuff up. Damn. I just thought about it, 0:17:27.240 --> 0:17:41.840 realizing how crazy it does sound. Crazy. Oh man, crazy, 0:17:42.000 --> 0:17:46.160 that's crazy. Yeah, all I'm gonna say, that's crazy. That's 0:17:46.160 --> 0:17:49.720 all I needed. I'm gonna text it. That's all I needed. 0:17:50.560 --> 0:17:58.720 Appreciate that it's funny. Man find saucer. Let me save 0:17:58.840 --> 0:18:04.320 this though, because it's a good clip to have that 0:18:04.359 --> 0:18:06.320 we can use on the showing. I hear you hold 0:18:06.359 --> 0:18:11.800 on if I, uh, hey, Mike, keep keep Yeah, no, no, 0:18:11.840 --> 0:18:15.280 not option. Oh well, now we have the audio regulars 0:18:15.400 --> 0:18:17.840 clip it out of the Yeah, hear anybody hold on? 0:18:18.080 --> 0:18:21.119 Good idea man, Well then it's gonna sound Michael. Can 0:18:21.160 --> 0:18:25.560 you come. It doesn't allow me to keep what Yeah, 0:18:25.560 --> 0:18:26.680 but I don't want to do that on this show. 0:18:26.720 --> 0:18:29.639 I don't hear it all over again. Yeah, yeah, can 0:18:29.680 --> 0:18:34.160 you walk at you? Can you get to you? Mike, 0:18:35.680 --> 0:18:39.680 I'll let you get that. Thank you. Um. I don't 0:18:39.760 --> 0:18:41.280 like the way you guys didn't answer my question. What 0:18:41.440 --> 0:18:43.000 the quest question? I don't have I don't have an eight. 0:18:43.000 --> 0:18:44.359 I don't have a number on that. If it was 0:18:44.440 --> 0:18:48.680 murder and I saw her do it, no, no no, mamon eyes, 0:18:48.960 --> 0:18:52.320 it's the same thing that the same thing that Christli is. 0:18:52.359 --> 0:18:55.400 I'm good. I'm waiting the same thing that Christlies did 0:18:55.400 --> 0:18:57.760 and both of you guys like we both benefited from it. 0:18:58.000 --> 0:19:01.800 I'd wait forever. Yeah, I'm waiting, like if we benefited 0:19:01.840 --> 0:19:04.280 from whatever the crime is, Yes, I'm waiting forever. But 0:19:04.320 --> 0:19:08.879 if she murdered someone because she Craig Craig, I'm out. Yeah, murder, molestation, 0:19:09.240 --> 0:19:11.480 there's a level of crime that once it hits that 0:19:11.960 --> 0:19:14.520 you just can no longer be with whomever. It is, correct, 0:19:15.240 --> 0:19:19.240 I feel that way. Lunch Bunk's not that's bizarre. I 0:19:19.280 --> 0:19:21.119 think it's it's your kid. Maybe it's different because I 0:19:21.160 --> 0:19:22.199 don't know. I don't have a kids. But if your 0:19:22.280 --> 0:19:24.080 kid does something bad to you, still, I don't know. 0:19:24.119 --> 0:19:25.680 Oh my god, that's gonna be so hard. Well, it's 0:19:25.680 --> 0:19:28.480 like the I don't murder dad. His parents still showed 0:19:28.560 --> 0:19:30.119 up in court and like, oh, we can't wait to 0:19:30.119 --> 0:19:32.080 prove his innocence. Man, I don't know if I could 0:19:32.119 --> 0:19:35.400 go to the court and watch that. Okay, Bernie Madoff's 0:19:35.920 --> 0:19:38.359 kids they worked for him and they found out what 0:19:38.359 --> 0:19:39.720