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Speaker 1: The Jubil Show on demand. It's another Jubil phone frame

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Speaker 1: Weday Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi, my name is Tompkins,

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Speaker 1: calling from uber eats and I was looking for Alan. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is Alan. Hi. Alan, my name is Tompkins, and

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Speaker 1: I'm calling from uber eats and I'm calling you, um,

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Speaker 1: because I wanted to apologize I didn't deliver your food

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Speaker 1: the other night. And yeah, I mean, now I'm curious,

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Speaker 1: I mean, what what the hell? Man? Well, okay, do

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Speaker 1: you want the honest answer? Do you want me to

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Speaker 1: make up a story? Uh? Yeah, I want the honest answer.

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Speaker 1: That was a dinner for me and my wife, and

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Speaker 1: you know we were we were freaking starving. So what happened? Um?

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Speaker 1: All right, all of that is very very well deserved.

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Speaker 1: Your feelings are very valid on that I screwed up.

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Speaker 1: I should Yeah, I didn't deliver your food. I should

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Speaker 1: have called. Uh. What happened was I was on the

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Speaker 1: way to your house and I got in a car

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Speaker 1: accident and I was this minor fender bender. Okay, that's understandable,

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Speaker 1: But why didn't you just call it? Tell me? Then? Well,

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Speaker 1: I mean that's totally understandable. Do you know. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: I couldn't tell you because it was a fender bender

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Speaker 1: and the person that I hit was former President Barack

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Speaker 1: Obama's car and he got out. All right, all right,

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Speaker 1: come on, you expect me to believe you got into

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Speaker 1: a fender bender with former President Barack Obama? Kidding me?

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Speaker 1: And Greg, I'm that's stupid. I couldn't call you because

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Speaker 1: of the special forces that are still with him, the

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Speaker 1: you know, the the what what do they call the

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Speaker 1: secret Service? Yet God's sake, all right, I get I

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Speaker 1: didn't get in a car accident with former President Barack Obama.

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Speaker 1: You want the actual truth? I guess yes, I would

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Speaker 1: love the actual truth. More on, you're a little weasel.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to call up and get your canned. I've

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Speaker 1: got everything I need now to call up and tell

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Speaker 1: them they employ a little weasel. That is just the

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Speaker 1: live way out of stuff. Yeah. Like I said before,

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Speaker 1: man up and tell me why you didn't deliver our food. Okay,

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Speaker 1: truth is, I got hungry and I ate it, ate

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Speaker 1: it seriously. Yeah, And I didn't know how I got

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Speaker 1: hungry from from the restaurant to where I live, which

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Speaker 1: is like not even two miles it's not even two

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Speaker 1: miles and you got a hungry pang so bad. Yeah

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Speaker 1: you had to eat it? Yeah yeah, So I sat

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Speaker 1: outside your house and ate it. Go down the block

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Speaker 1: outside my house. So he literally came up my street

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Speaker 1: to my house for two people. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: I am getting another call from former President Barack Obama

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Speaker 1: and call another line. I'm gonna have to take that call. Um.

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Speaker 1: You know what, just give me your full name. I

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Speaker 1: need your last name so I can report this all right,

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Speaker 1: My name is Bradley, Yeah Cooper. Somehow I doubt your

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Speaker 1: name's Bradley Coop. Seriously, Okay, that's an actor. I was

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Speaker 1: lying to you again. I'm so sorry about I know

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Speaker 1: it's an actor. Now tell me the truth. My name

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Speaker 1: is Jewel Freshman. This is a phone prank. That's the

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Speaker 1: apps what this is actually Jewel from the Jewil Show

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Speaker 1: doing a phone prank on you and your wife. Diana

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Speaker 1: set you up. She said that you didn't get your

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Speaker 1: food delivered the other night and they didn't even call you.

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Speaker 1: So though you wanted me to say that I ate

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Speaker 1: the food, but I really think some of those stories

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Speaker 1: were legit. Like I'm surprised you didn't believe those Defender vendor.

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Speaker 1: That was good. You had me until you went with

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Speaker 1: the Broco Ballad and it was just forget. It was

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Speaker 1: that a bit much. The Jewel Show on Demand