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Speaker 1: What's up, everybody? Welcome to adulting.

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Speaker 3: A'm Michelle, if you tell with my homeboy Jordan Carlos Aanda,

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Speaker 3: I'm just really glad you're here. Thank you guys for listening, liking, sharing,

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Speaker 1: What the fuck is that?

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Speaker 1: Hello?

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Speaker 3: Me black to grease behind me. I want to get

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Speaker 3: that Mediterranean sun. All these titties I want to smuggle

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Speaker 1: And it was fabulous and we all cried at the end.

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Speaker 3: I don't know that I'll take little kids on a boat.

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Speaker 4: he'll know words like anxiety. This is what he said.

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Speaker 1: He's like, I had anxiety the other day, but I'm

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Speaker 3: And can I tell you, I don't know where they

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Speaker 3: Oh right, but I paid my taxes on time. And Otis,

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Speaker 3: The one thing I was gonna say though, and maybe

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Speaker 1: I'm really anxious as a mom, Anxious a mom about

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Speaker 3: Just them hurting themselves, hurting each other, hurting someone else,

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Speaker 1: It's like, what is it's gonna be? How are they

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Speaker 1: Then you've done your job. Okay, thank you?

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Speaker 3: Wow, Jordan, that comment felt so much like home that

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Speaker 3: she's busy as fuck. Without further ado, y'all, it's the one.

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Speaker 1: It's the only non Charla. You wouldn't wait to say

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Speaker 3: You know everybody looks you both with a scarff not

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Speaker 1: Have you been here before?

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Speaker 3: Never fucking mind, Jordan, I don't know, make some moves.

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Speaker 3: You've been an adulting before. We have so many newbies,

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Speaker 1: You nice these too, Lesbian lovers. Don't ever call them sisters.

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Speaker 1: They'll cut you.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, the night is young, the night is young.

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Speaker 4: I don't know it's gonna happen.

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Speaker 1: Looking up. Oh, I'm so sorry. I know. Look at this,

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Speaker 1: it's like I've never been in public before. You're fine, an,

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Speaker 3: This has been a minute show, as you could tell,

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Speaker 1: And I'm wearing the suit I got married in.

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Speaker 4: No kidding, I can't. I cannot fit in that suit again.

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Speaker 1: But this is a great Did you go to Men's wearhouse?

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Speaker 1: This is tummy hill thing, but it's it's fine.

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Speaker 3: He went to a one day sail at Macy's on

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Speaker 3: Tuesday or Wednesday?

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Speaker 1: I did, I did? I did? I did? I did?

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Speaker 1: I did? I did take back anything? Harold Square was up?

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Speaker 1: That is so nice.

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Speaker 3: I am wearing eloquy plus size. Yes, bitch, got the

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Speaker 3: only size eighteen in the dress. Let's not worry about

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Speaker 3: it yet. Can I just tell you I am very bad?

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Speaker 3: I will launch you this week, and so I couldn't

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Speaker 3: even find any clean panties, so I'm wearing a bathing

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Speaker 4: Look under your seats, you all have bath these two bottoms.

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Speaker 1: You did it? Are you?

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Speaker 5: Fred?

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Speaker 1: Why would you make that? Why would you don't want

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Speaker 1: to see this? Reggie?

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Speaker 4: Do you I've seen innovating sea bottom. I've already seen

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Speaker 4: you innovating sea bottom. That's right, We're that fucking close. Do

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Speaker 4: you understand you.

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Speaker 1: Better not start down with my en in a suit

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Speaker 1: too much?

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Speaker 3: I know I've been on vacation together with their fucking partners.

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Speaker 1: This is a lot less fun.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know what I don't understand, but I

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Speaker 3: do approve this message. When people you go in someone's bathroom,

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Speaker 3: not only do they have candles, but they also got

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Speaker 3: like like booty wipes. Sure, and I never know if

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Speaker 3: I'm supposed to dip into your stash.

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Speaker 4: As those booty whites communal, I'm sure they're communal.

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Speaker 1: By four more left for four.

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Speaker 3: Amazon sends you.

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Speaker 1: On the monthly. On the monthly.

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Speaker 4: Yes, Amazon is like like like alexis like, so you

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Speaker 4: run a low.

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Speaker 5: One and.

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Speaker 1: It's about.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, if we're listening to this as a podcast.

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Speaker 3: Everyone's fucked because you said Alexa, oh I did.

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Speaker 1: We can cut that out.

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Speaker 4: It's everybody's like what, We're all fun love it.

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Speaker 3: It's my favorite. We didn't get to the booty web.

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Speaker 3: So you use the boy wipes?

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Speaker 1: Do I? Yes?

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Speaker 4: I yes, fine, I'm speaking my truth. I use booty wipes.

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Speaker 4: But do you feel vulnerable right now in this moment?

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Speaker 4: I do, but I do put them in the trash can.

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Speaker 1: You're not supposed to be in the toilet in the

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Speaker 1: town hall, so fucking scene. Yeah. This person's like, yes, yes.

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Speaker 3: I used to not like day sex with the sun

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Speaker 3: out and ship. I used to like, you know, lighting

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Speaker 3: dim lighting, a candle, sure, a little desk, basito.

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Speaker 1: That's you. That mean okay?

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Speaker 3: But now like on a dirty sheet, the windows open,

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Speaker 3: I can see the mailman. I'm like, hey, I'm busy,

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Speaker 3: all right, I still need pleasure.

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Speaker 1: We often play classical. Is that bad? What in the

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Speaker 1: Bridgerton is going on?

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Speaker 3: Did you put on a course and y'all get figure fucked.

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Speaker 1: In the garden? What's going on?

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Speaker 4: I I say, I like, I speak by truth, and

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Speaker 4: this is what happens.

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Speaker 1: We want to give.

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Speaker 3: We gotta move on with this show before I embarrass everyone,

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Speaker 3: and I would love to, Yes, very excited to bring

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Speaker 3: our guests out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she's amazing.

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Speaker 3: She's been on the show before, We've been working with

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Speaker 3: and a pleasure and a badass. Yes, so funny, so smart.

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Speaker 3: Please give it up for our friend.

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Speaker 1: Parna Line Jola Ah, Parna Am, I right am? I right.

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Speaker 4: Am?

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Speaker 1: I fucking right a Parna Hi, happy birthday going with

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Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, that's right. You guys are co workers

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Speaker 1: on another show we are.

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Speaker 2: It's weird to see him outside of work.

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Speaker 1: It is.

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Speaker 2: I guess I'm still at work, but different job.

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Speaker 3: I know, I always say, because he's always like dj'

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Speaker 3: so many I know, great comedy shows that I didn't

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Speaker 1: He had legs till like last year.

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Speaker 4: Never know.

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Speaker 1: For Tay he was like the Wilson of DJs.

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Speaker 3: You know where you just saw like a cute, little

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Speaker 1: I know.

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Speaker 2: I think he came out of the booth ones at

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Speaker 4: Gasped, Yeah, apparently shorts on stages and no, no, yeah,

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Speaker 4: it was like watching it was like watching Kermit the

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying at that moment. Yeah, shorts

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Speaker 1: that shorts on stage now? You know what?

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Speaker 3: I feel like, My crotch is angry and just eats it,

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Speaker 3: you know what I mean. So just like I have

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Speaker 2: And I just feel like why, Yeah, I feel like

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Speaker 2: that's the next way to break ground wear shorts they're

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know though there's no style where it's like

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Speaker 3: a blazer and shorts.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm into do yeah yeah, yeah, yea yie.

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Speaker 3: But I look like a Dominican bank manager bat at

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Speaker 3: just so fucking nosy, Just like.

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Speaker 1: What do you do? What's your corporation? What's your job?

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I make sex tapes. Anyways, how are you friends?

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Speaker 1: I'm good.

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00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:49,439
Speaker 2: I feel like I've been using still the pandemic as

442
00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:52,000
Speaker 2: an excuse to not leave my house, and I think

443
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:54,200
Speaker 2: I will be in ten years, I'll be like, oh,

444
00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:56,800
Speaker 2: you know, it's been hard. We haven't been seeing anyone.

445
00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:00,640
Speaker 1: You are more of a homeboxy.

446
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:04,119
Speaker 2: I feel like seeing you guys in person, I do

447
00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:07,879
Speaker 2: feel like I've been cryogenically unfrozen. I'm like, what do

448
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:08,640
Speaker 2: people say?

449
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:10,280
Speaker 1: Now? I know?

450
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:13,040
Speaker 3: Sometimes I do feel like in Sino Man at brunch,

451
00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:18,000
Speaker 3: I'm like, your mouth is open, it's wild.

452
00:23:18,119 --> 00:23:20,439
Speaker 1: We got to get back to it. But you're an

453
00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:21,840
Speaker 1: introvert I am.

454
00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:28,200
Speaker 2: I wish someone offered like a masterclass on reintegrating to society, yeah,

455
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:30,720
Speaker 2: because I need it. My social skills are so bad.

456
00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:35,600
Speaker 2: I can't I can't even look at anyone. This is

457
00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:36,399
Speaker 2: a podcast.

458
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,480
Speaker 3: I am the opposite where I think one show I

459
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:43,639
Speaker 3: actually motivated someone and I was like, did I just

460
00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:46,040
Speaker 3: meet too that beautiful woman with a bald head.

461
00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:50,800
Speaker 1: But she looked like she liked it, so I'm the Yeah,

462
00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:52,240
Speaker 1: well wish I had.

463
00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:54,400
Speaker 2: Also be a masterclass on dialing it back.

464
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:03,680
Speaker 1: My husband would love that class for me.

465
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:07,359
Speaker 4: So, as an introvert, are you like all ready for

466
00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:11,600
Speaker 4: the next way? Even the pandemic is no, I'm sorry.

467
00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:12,400
Speaker 1: I'm not a mind.

468
00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:17,359
Speaker 4: Sorry lemon, everything's fine now it's endemic. Everything's great.

469
00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:18,639
Speaker 1: I'm not a monster.

470
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:20,760
Speaker 2: I'm not like you know what would really help me

471
00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:25,840
Speaker 2: another plague, that would really just how my life fall

472
00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:26,560
Speaker 2: into place.

473
00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:31,520
Speaker 1: I saw you though, once you came to my house, yes,

474
00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:32,560
Speaker 1: for a barbecue.

475
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:34,399
Speaker 2: It was pretty I mean that.

476
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:35,840
Speaker 1: Was you got me.

477
00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:38,320
Speaker 2: You got me, I got you, got me out of

478
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:40,639
Speaker 2: the house. Yeah, it's incredible.

479
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:44,000
Speaker 1: I love and I you said you were coming, but

480
00:24:44,119 --> 00:24:45,040
Speaker 1: I didn't believe you.

481
00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:46,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, which is smart.

482
00:24:48,359 --> 00:24:49,879
Speaker 3: And then when I saw you, I didn't think it

483
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:53,840
Speaker 3: was real. Yeah, it looked like you were gliding because

484
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:54,840
Speaker 3: I was like, there's no way.

485
00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:56,399
Speaker 1: She left. And I do appreciate that.

486
00:24:56,600 --> 00:25:00,760
Speaker 3: I sent a hologram of myself, yes the avatar like

487
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:04,760
Speaker 3: friends that it was on his birthday's coming up too.

488
00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:06,199
Speaker 1: Anyways, I know.

489
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:09,400
Speaker 4: Can I ask the questions? I'm an introvert as well,

490
00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:13,159
Speaker 4: and I often weigh says the guy with.

491
00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:15,920
Speaker 1: Like a party favor on his face. You made me

492
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:16,560
Speaker 1: put this on.

493
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, I put one on too.

494
00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:22,680
Speaker 1: You did. Wait a minute, we need one for if someone.

495
00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:25,560
Speaker 1: Oh my god, can someone bring up a party crown

496
00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:27,320
Speaker 1: for don? Thank you so much.

497
00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:30,080
Speaker 2: Yes, I think it makes more sense that Jordan and

498
00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:32,560
Speaker 2: I are wearing them because they do the heavy lifting for.

499
00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:37,119
Speaker 1: Yes. Do you ever weigh like, do you enjoy your

500
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:37,639
Speaker 1: own company?

501
00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:38,240
Speaker 3: Is that what it is?

502
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:48,320
Speaker 1: No? I wouldn't. I wouldn't go that far. Thank you, Olivia,

503
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:53,520
Speaker 1: Thank you, Olivia, Thank you Olivia. Oh my gosh, all right,

504
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:59,480
Speaker 1: I feel like yeah, yeah, oh yeah, no, it's old.

505
00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:03,399
Speaker 1: This is your black mitzvah. This is amazing. Do you

506
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:05,760
Speaker 1: find yourself more productive because you're at home?

507
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:06,720
Speaker 4: No?

508
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:07,680
Speaker 1: Got it?

509
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,920
Speaker 3: Do you find yourself beating yourself up because you're not

510
00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:12,400
Speaker 3: doing as much at home?

511
00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:16,440
Speaker 2: Yes? I think I'm I think I have a like

512
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:20,320
Speaker 2: a rocky relationship with myself, and so I think a

513
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:22,720
Speaker 2: lot of my alone time is kind of like couples

514
00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:24,920
Speaker 2: counseling without a therapist.

515
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:32,240
Speaker 4: Like that show couples Therapy. Anybody watch that show on Showtime?

516
00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:35,280
Speaker 4: Couples Therapy. Shit that's good because you're like, I'm doing

517
00:26:35,359 --> 00:26:38,720
Speaker 4: better than them, all right, True, it's true.

518
00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:42,520
Speaker 2: Do they say what happens to them in the end?

519
00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:44,040
Speaker 1: No, I never get that far.

520
00:26:44,119 --> 00:26:47,359
Speaker 3: It's too sad. I never get that far. I'm also

521
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:49,400
Speaker 3: like wrap it up. I'm also like why are we here?

522
00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:50,359
Speaker 3: I'm also like, don't do.

523
00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:50,960
Speaker 1: This like camera?

524
00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:51,680
Speaker 3: Yeah?

525
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:54,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. I always wonder with those therapy shows. I'm like,

526
00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:56,440
Speaker 2: why are they okay with the camera in here? I

527
00:26:56,480 --> 00:27:00,000
Speaker 2: think that's the number one red flag for their relationship.

528
00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:02,240
Speaker 1: Because they don't have to pay for the therapy. It's

529
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:04,720
Speaker 1: like having it. It's like being a network or single pair.

530
00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:06,760
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, I'll do it. If that's the case,

531
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:13,520
Speaker 1: I wouldn't get pap smears on camera. Yeah, still there.

532
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:15,320
Speaker 1: Do you think couples You think.

533
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:17,439
Speaker 2: Couples therapy is like The Bachelor, but they get them

534
00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:19,440
Speaker 2: really drunk and they're like, now fix it.

535
00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:24,400
Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean that's like that's like every show.

536
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:24,840
Speaker 4: I know.

537
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:29,000
Speaker 1: It's kind of wild how much we take advantage of

538
00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:31,159
Speaker 1: people for money, do you.

539
00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:31,600
Speaker 3: Know what I mean?

540
00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:31,800
Speaker 1: It?

541
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:39,719
Speaker 3: But I do love like a good trash of trush

542
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:43,040
Speaker 3: reality show. You know, That's why I love hosting The

543
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:44,119
Speaker 3: Circle available on Netflix.

544
00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:45,160
Speaker 1: He for thank you so much.

545
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:51,240
Speaker 2: But it's like, my boyfriend loves the Circle. He's got

546
00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:54,760
Speaker 2: good day, Yeah, and he thinks you're a great host.

547
00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:56,000
Speaker 2: And I did it.

548
00:27:56,119 --> 00:27:59,080
Speaker 1: He also was not a liar. Yeah yeah, no, but

549
00:27:59,119 --> 00:28:01,800
Speaker 1: it's very fun. What I I mean?

550
00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:03,959
Speaker 3: I love the Circle for a lot of different reasons.

551
00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:09,000
Speaker 3: But I think it's really important to talk about social

552
00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:11,520
Speaker 3: media in a healthy way. You can't do it like

553
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:13,440
Speaker 3: a do's and don'ts. It's not the birds and the bees,

554
00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:17,639
Speaker 3: you know, this is something that is only gonna I

555
00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:19,880
Speaker 3: don't want to say it's insidious, but social media ain't

556
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:21,760
Speaker 3: going nowhere. I know, you know, it's only gonna be

557
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:24,000
Speaker 3: like a part of our lives. Like even more, it'll

558
00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:25,800
Speaker 3: be on our fucket, it's on our watch and it

559
00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:29,760
Speaker 3: and so it's like what does your profile pictures say about?

560
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:30,280
Speaker 2: Yeah?

561
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:30,800
Speaker 1: You know?

562
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,440
Speaker 3: How do you decode like text messages? How do you

563
00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:36,000
Speaker 3: become popular? Why is that important? Yeah?

564
00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:36,520
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah?

565
00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:37,720
Speaker 1: How much do you share?

566
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:42,280
Speaker 2: I know? I think that's my biggest struggle as an

567
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:45,920
Speaker 2: introvert is do not turn into someone who catfishes people

568
00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:46,680
Speaker 2: from your home?

569
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:48,520
Speaker 1: What?

570
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:54,760
Speaker 3: I didn't think that's it, But if you could have

571
00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:57,720
Speaker 3: a burner account. Let's not say it's catfishing. Let's say

572
00:28:57,840 --> 00:28:58,800
Speaker 3: it's a burner account.

573
00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:02,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, just doing some life would be Who would

574
00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:06,720
Speaker 2: I be? I think it would be Uh. I would

575
00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:14,600
Speaker 2: do contracting work for the government, what level of okay carry?

576
00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:17,440
Speaker 2: I would have several levels of security clearance that I

577
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:20,959
Speaker 2: wasn't allowed to talk about. But I would keep dropping

578
00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:23,120
Speaker 2: it casually and they'd be like, is she even allowed

579
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:23,600
Speaker 2: to say that?

580
00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:27,160
Speaker 1: Or he? I would be a he and I would

581
00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:27,600
Speaker 1: be white.

582
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,040
Speaker 2: The world is the limit.

583
00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:34,240
Speaker 1: Sorry, I don't have anything to say.

584
00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:37,320
Speaker 3: I just took a deep breath because it's true, Because

585
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:38,720
Speaker 3: it's fucking true.

586
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:41,239
Speaker 4: I love the Salter ego. You also said that your

587
00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:44,480
Speaker 4: dream is to work in a bookstore someday. Way do

588
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:47,520
Speaker 4: I say that and it's on the internet?

589
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:50,520
Speaker 2: Yeah? I think I did say that, but I was like,

590
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:53,240
Speaker 2: I don't realize I said that to a person who

591
00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:53,920
Speaker 2: printed it.

592
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:56,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, what would you? I mean?

593
00:29:56,720 --> 00:30:00,400
Speaker 4: If you if like you're you've already not comedy the park?

594
00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:02,680
Speaker 4: Would you like to work in a bookstore? Like a

595
00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:05,800
Speaker 4: little what does that bookstore look like? Is it in London?

596
00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:09,040
Speaker 1: When people walk in? Is there like a have you

597
00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:10,360
Speaker 1: been doing? Yeah?

598
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:14,160
Speaker 3: Yes, setting up the scene truck store. All I imagine

599
00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:15,520
Speaker 3: is that show you.

600
00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:19,200
Speaker 2: Oh guy, I know they've ruined bookstores.

601
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,200
Speaker 1: Well just watch your back bitches, you know.

602
00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:24,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, no, it.

603
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:26,160
Speaker 1: Would be like a small town.

604
00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:28,800
Speaker 2: I wouldn't be a murderer.

605
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:31,360
Speaker 4: I liked.

606
00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:32,520
Speaker 1: I like where this is going.

607
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:36,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. I never get past the part

608
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:41,000
Speaker 2: where I'm like putting books back on the shelves. I'm like,

609
00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:42,760
Speaker 2: I feel like if I dig deeper in this than this,

610
00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:44,560
Speaker 2: it's going to fall apart really quickly.

611
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,120
Speaker 1: I think that's a lot of it, because then I'd

612
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:47,640
Speaker 1: go to the like.

613
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:49,720
Speaker 2: Whose turn is it to clean the bathroom? I'm like,

614
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:50,880
Speaker 2: forget it, I'm out.

615
00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:56,160
Speaker 1: Is it hard? This is a two parter.

616
00:30:57,200 --> 00:30:59,440
Speaker 3: It feels like a lot of times in either writer's

617
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:02,920
Speaker 3: room or in meetings or in pitches or whatever the

618
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:06,200
Speaker 3: fuck it is casual conversation, especially with comedians or people

619
00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:07,960
Speaker 3: in the entertainment industry, you have to.

620
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,360
Speaker 1: Be loud, Yeah, sometimes talk over people.

621
00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:10,960
Speaker 2: Yeah.

622
00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:15,040
Speaker 3: It's hard for someone who is not allowed person you, yeah,

623
00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:18,480
Speaker 3: to be in these meetings and conversations and how do

624
00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:19,080
Speaker 3: you deal?

625
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:21,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I think I just have to like

626
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:25,080
Speaker 2: save energy, specifically for those and then be like turn

627
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:27,640
Speaker 2: it up. But of course my up is like like

628
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:30,720
Speaker 2: you know, your five would be my eleven?

629
00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:40,040
Speaker 1: Fair enough? Yeah, marvelous way of bringing people to you.

630
00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:42,920
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah. I also am like I'm not gonna like

631
00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:47,040
Speaker 2: over extend myself. Like I remember someone like Journalists once

632
00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:53,640
Speaker 2: wrote about my stand up she has a way with silence. Yeah, yeah,

633
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:55,920
Speaker 2: which is definitely what you want to hear as a

634
00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:59,600
Speaker 2: stand up. Just the amount of quiet in the.

635
00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:04,480
Speaker 1: Room as powerful, deafening?

636
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:07,800
Speaker 4: Can I can I ask you this, like, okay, so

637
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:10,920
Speaker 4: you have a person do you ever I've never seen

638
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:12,760
Speaker 4: you upset or angry ever?

639
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:16,800
Speaker 1: Oh, it's in there, It's in there.

640
00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:20,040
Speaker 2: Yeah really Yeah, that's why I'm afraid it's gonna come

641
00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:21,640
Speaker 2: out in a very unhealthy way.

642
00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:28,960
Speaker 1: What really? What what grinds your gears every is that

643
00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:37,600
Speaker 1: your mom is somebody likes one of my little parlances.

644
00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:46,720
Speaker 1: They're like grind I was thinking of God, what like

645
00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:51,240
Speaker 1: a mom thing? Because you get from me? Ye, what

646
00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:59,200
Speaker 1: gets your hackles up? And if in my and if

647
00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:01,040
Speaker 1: you get pissed off? Like what is what is a

648
00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:04,920
Speaker 1: pissed off? Is it an angry letter? Is it? What

649
00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:06,120
Speaker 1: is it an angry letter?

650
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:06,400
Speaker 4: Sorry.

651
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:13,440
Speaker 1: It was very jersey. And she's like, I don't angry letter. Yeah, oh,

652
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:22,200
Speaker 1: a note a correspondence. I I don't think I.

653
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:26,440
Speaker 2: Oh, I feel like to write an angry letter. You

654
00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:29,280
Speaker 2: really need to be able to like cut. I can't

655
00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:31,000
Speaker 2: even think straight when I'm angry.

656
00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:34,880
Speaker 1: Really me too. We have so much in comment I

657
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:35,440
Speaker 1: really do.

658
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:37,840
Speaker 2: Starts there and it just keeps going.

659
00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:41,600
Speaker 3: I do love to tell this story about like how

660
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:44,760
Speaker 3: I like ran into you at the airport and we

661
00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:46,800
Speaker 3: were both at the Delta terminal and I'm like, I'm

662
00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:50,400
Speaker 3: going to the lounge because I'm good enough, I know,

663
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:53,719
Speaker 3: and I had never been to before. I don't have status.

664
00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:55,680
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm paying it's forty bucks, let's get a

665
00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:56,160
Speaker 3: boiled dick.

666
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Speaker 1: Whoa you y'all have been in You've been to longe.

667
00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:02,640
Speaker 3: We were in the lounge together and I felt like

668
00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:06,840
Speaker 3: the brown Tina Fey and Amy Polo.

669
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Speaker 1: I'm like, that's right, we're here. What funny?

670
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:08,919
Speaker 2: Yeah?

671
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:13,359
Speaker 1: And it really was. It was like we were like, oh,

672
00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:18,480
Speaker 1: boiled eggs. I was boiled eggs at that time. It

673
00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:19,960
Speaker 1: was a very other stuff.

674
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:21,560
Speaker 2: But it's like, where else are you gonna get a

675
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:23,520
Speaker 2: boiled egg? At the airport where you're not like I'm

676
00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:24,040
Speaker 2: going to die?

677
00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:26,920
Speaker 1: Don Have you been in the lounge before? Have you

678
00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:28,560
Speaker 1: been in the delta lounge? I have not been in

679
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:29,640
Speaker 1: the adulta lounge before.

680
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:32,239
Speaker 3: Okay, well now I know what to get you for

681
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:38,920
Speaker 3: Kwansa in the lounge in the lounge, that's amazing. Okay,

682
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:41,719
Speaker 3: next question. So sorry if this is like.

683
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:51,000
Speaker 1: Bothering you, what no good? So you're doing well under

684
00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:52,160
Speaker 1: the scrutiny of it.

685
00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:54,799
Speaker 3: In the last two years, it's been really fucking it's

686
00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:56,360
Speaker 3: been fucking crazy.

687
00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:57,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, how.

688
00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:03,360
Speaker 3: How do you process what is going on in America

689
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:08,399
Speaker 3: as a brown person? That's why I apologize before I ask, y'all.

690
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:13,200
Speaker 2: It's I mean, it's hard. I feel like I'm constantly

691
00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:15,480
Speaker 2: still processing it. I feel like it's still a lot

692
00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:20,880
Speaker 2: of unprocessed and I mean I do therapy on meds.

693
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:23,560
Speaker 2: I feel like I take walks, I do like all

694
00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:29,920
Speaker 2: the things on the self care memes that instagrams violently

695
00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:31,080
Speaker 2: shoves in my face.

696
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:34,840
Speaker 3: I'm here, anything is better than a TikTok. I can't

697
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:38,360
Speaker 3: do to make the stallion because I'm just like I

698
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:40,120
Speaker 3: can do it emotionally, you know what I mean.

699
00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:43,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm still afraid of TikTok.

700
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:45,960
Speaker 1: I don't have it, but I somehow it finds me.

701
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:49,359
Speaker 2: No, no, people send me TikTok. They do, but then

702
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:52,400
Speaker 2: once you watch one, it's like, here's the more, here's more.

703
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:58,280
Speaker 1: Yes, and more, so much more. I sometimes I forget

704
00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:00,479
Speaker 1: to eat because I'm watching people cook so much show

705
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:03,400
Speaker 1: I'm TikTok.

706
00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:06,440
Speaker 3: It's true, And then my kids are like, we're hungry.

707
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:10,920
Speaker 3: I'm like, but look at this. It was a crab

708
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:13,200
Speaker 3: leg and now it's a ball. It's just a ball,

709
00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:15,799
Speaker 3: a fried ball with a Djon mustard sauce.

710
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:20,800
Speaker 1: And then also like I also love to watch black.

711
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:23,759
Speaker 3: Women do their hair because they're just like like one

712
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:26,400
Speaker 3: little piece and like pointing it up, like pointing out

713
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:27,920
Speaker 3: like at the camera, like what they're doing. They're just

714
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:29,920
Speaker 3: like and I'm like, that's not how I do my hair,

715
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:33,680
Speaker 3: you know what I mean? Like for me, it feels

716
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:37,080
Speaker 3: like the end of like every episode of Chopped Top Chef.

717
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:43,360
Speaker 5: We'll like, well, then what's your like, get it on

718
00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:48,640
Speaker 5: the plane, what's your guilty?

719
00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:49,960
Speaker 1: What's your guilty?

720
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:56,120
Speaker 3: And they're just like and then I take a piece

721
00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:58,719
Speaker 3: here and cut it into three fourth quarts and I'm

722
00:36:58,760 --> 00:36:58,960
Speaker 3: like what.

723
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:01,600
Speaker 2: But you know, no, that could have been their ninety

724
00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:03,640
Speaker 2: seventh take and their marriage could be done.

725
00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:08,399
Speaker 4: Oh shitte, get down.

726
00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:14,080
Speaker 1: I instantly feel better. Oh my gosh, what's your guilty pleasure?

727
00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:15,000
Speaker 1: Then like, what what do you?

728
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:19,120
Speaker 3: What's your guilty pleasure? Hoggin downs in a hotel bathroom.

729
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:22,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, I am a bad I am a big food person,

730
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:23,600
Speaker 2: like I have a big sweet tooth.

731
00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:25,480
Speaker 1: So I'll like, oh, and I have.

732
00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:28,440
Speaker 2: Like strange habits, like I'll find a coffee shop I

733
00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:31,760
Speaker 2: really like, and then I'll just keep making my life

734
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:33,399
Speaker 2: so that I somehow end up there.

735
00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:34,359
Speaker 1: Yeah.

736
00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:36,600
Speaker 3: I'm like, well I've not been to the episode of

737
00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:39,239
Speaker 3: Friends really Central Park.

738
00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:41,839
Speaker 2: Oh right, well no, it'll be like a new one,

739
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:43,400
Speaker 2: Like I'll find a new one. I'll be like I

740
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:45,520
Speaker 2: need some adventure in my life, and I'll be like

741
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:48,880
Speaker 2: a coffee shop in a new neighborhood. I love that.

742
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:50,960
Speaker 1: Though I think we did this.

743
00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:56,360
Speaker 2: It is your house.

744
00:37:57,160 --> 00:38:00,200
Speaker 1: I got you. I'm sorry. Yeah, I ran into I

745
00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:04,239
Speaker 1: walked into a coffee shop that was like, okay, Seinfeldt, Yeah,

746
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:06,760
Speaker 1: I walked It was great. I walked into the coffee

747
00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:12,120
Speaker 1: shop amazing. I was like, what's going on, George not

748
00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:14,160
Speaker 1: counting the coffee shops. Christy.

749
00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:18,480
Speaker 2: I would watch the All Black reboot of Seinfeld.

750
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:21,200
Speaker 1: Watching I then I then you're watching you're watching it

751
00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:21,839
Speaker 1: right now.

752
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:27,080
Speaker 3: Doing it what I think you're the first person because

753
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:28,520
Speaker 3: we were supposed to be at a coffee shop to

754
00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:31,239
Speaker 3: write a few years ago, and we were looking at

755
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:33,600
Speaker 3: a place to go and common help and he's like,

756
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:35,480
Speaker 3: put in black owned coffee shops.

757
00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:36,960
Speaker 1: I did say that you can put that in the

758
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:39,440
Speaker 1: search engine. You can, and did do and then bum

759
00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:42,440
Speaker 1: them pops up. It was wonderful. Yeah, that's what I

760
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:45,000
Speaker 1: do whatever time I go to Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you.

761
00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:47,200
Speaker 4: Do the black Oh there's also a shout out to BLAP,

762
00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:49,520
Speaker 4: which is a black owned like map.

763
00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:53,280
Speaker 1: It's almost like everybody. Everybody can use it and it's fantastic.

764
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:54,759
Speaker 1: Look at this. The more you know.

765
00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:57,239
Speaker 3: Okay, we're gonna speak of adventure in your life. We're

766
00:38:57,239 --> 00:38:59,439
Speaker 3: gonna answer some questions that the audience has asked.

767
00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:02,239
Speaker 1: Are you ready? Yeah, okay, let's excuse me. I don't

768
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:03,960
Speaker 1: think you're ready. We can't afford that song.

769
00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:07,800
Speaker 4: This is These are questions that the audience you wrote

770
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:09,840
Speaker 4: to us before the show, So we're going to answer that.

771
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:16,680
Speaker 1: Are you a man explaining what I just said? I yeah, wait,

772
00:39:16,719 --> 00:39:19,759
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, did you just call me a man?

773
00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:26,160
Speaker 1: Oh no, we'll get to that.

774
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:27,680
Speaker 2: Oh that one went back.

775
00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:29,760
Speaker 1: Oh god, do I have to lose weight on my hands?

776
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:29,920
Speaker 3: No?

777
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:35,400
Speaker 1: You, I've been telling you to get up. What a driver? Okay,

778
00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:38,280
Speaker 1: here we go. Am I supposed to buy a house?

779
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:39,480
Speaker 1: Oh my god?

780
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:44,640
Speaker 4: Yes, immediately, not even a townhouse, but a house that's

781
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:46,160
Speaker 4: not even it's separated.

782
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:47,160
Speaker 1: Look, if you.

783
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:49,359
Speaker 3: Want to live in America, your money gotta make money.

784
00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:52,360
Speaker 3: Otherwise you're always gonna be paying the fucking man taxes.

785
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:55,399
Speaker 3: Is how people fucking just are allowed to be killed

786
00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:57,800
Speaker 3: in this country. So at least owned some property.

787
00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:01,960
Speaker 1: I think it was. Sorry, is that supposed to be

788
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,480
Speaker 1: a guess and a way answer? What do you think?

789
00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:04,759
Speaker 1: Do you think?

790
00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:05,600
Speaker 4: What do you think?

791
00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:09,000
Speaker 1: I'm sorry? I'm so angry. No, I mean I guess that.

792
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:12,160
Speaker 2: I have follow up questions like where is that on

793
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:15,399
Speaker 2: their priorities list? Because it is obviously a horrible time

794
00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:18,719
Speaker 2: to try to buy a house, but actually good But

795
00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:20,840
Speaker 2: if someone gave you a house, take it.

796
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:27,399
Speaker 4: So don't buy a house, take a house. Certainly, don't

797
00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:29,400
Speaker 4: buy a house, take ah house? This was this one says,

798
00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:34,480
Speaker 4: is there a right way to load and to load

799
00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:35,120
Speaker 4: the dishwasher?

800
00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:37,399
Speaker 1: Does there's a all right?

801
00:40:37,719 --> 00:40:45,160
Speaker 4: Oh, there's only one person in a relationship, uh have

802
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:46,040
Speaker 4: the knowledge?

803
00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:55,759
Speaker 1: WHOA what are you the only one? I haven't an

804
00:40:56,080 --> 00:40:56,560
Speaker 1: I'm a kid.

805
00:40:57,640 --> 00:40:59,880
Speaker 3: I have an aunt who just looks at the dishwasher

806
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:04,640
Speaker 3: like we have a ferrari and she'll wash the dishes.

807
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:05,080
Speaker 1: And put them in there.

808
00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:07,960
Speaker 3: And then sometimes you know, I'm like, can you just

809
00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:10,359
Speaker 3: load the dishes, just keep them dirty, put them in there.

810
00:41:10,520 --> 00:41:13,160
Speaker 2: That isn't it. That might be an immigrant parent thing.

811
00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:16,080
Speaker 2: My parents always like fully washed the dishes and then

812
00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:17,080
Speaker 2: put them in the dishwasher.

813
00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:18,680
Speaker 1: I'm like, what is what are you doing?

814
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:20,960
Speaker 2: Yes, like taking them out for a spin.

815
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:22,080
Speaker 1: Like it's too much.

816
00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:25,479
Speaker 3: But like my aunt will also put like the bowl

817
00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:29,600
Speaker 3: up so it just collects water. I'm like, how have

818
00:41:29,719 --> 00:41:30,760
Speaker 3: you not hurt yourself?

819
00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:32,160
Speaker 1: That's also so bad.

820
00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:34,640
Speaker 4: That's also a bit of a boogie alert because somebody's like,

821
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:38,560
Speaker 4: I've got a dishwasher and I've got questions.

822
00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:44,040
Speaker 1: Look, i got big titties and freckles. I deserve congratulations

823
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:46,439
Speaker 1: on your life with a dishwasher. Everybody, Okay, your partner

824
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:49,080
Speaker 1: has a question, this one is a doozy.

825
00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:50,839
Speaker 2: Is monogamy realistic?

826
00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:59,320
Speaker 1: Damn, damn dang? Is monogamy a stripper.

827
00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:09,040
Speaker 4: Now recording to the stage monogamy? Okay, I do think monogamy. Yeah,

828
00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:10,200
Speaker 4: that's yeah, that's realistic.

829
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:13,239
Speaker 2: I guess it depends what the other person wants or

830
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:16,200
Speaker 2: I don't know how many people are involved in this question, right,

831
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:20,560
Speaker 2: that's monogamy realistic between five people in a relationship.

832
00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:25,960
Speaker 1: Maybe pigeons. Pigeons mate for life, pigeons mate for life,

833
00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:26,920
Speaker 1: and we.

834
00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:29,480
Speaker 2: All know the best role models are pigeons.

835
00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:35,520
Speaker 1: I ever seen that one with We ever seen the

836
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:37,200
Speaker 1: ones with like one toe And you're like, what the

837
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:41,200
Speaker 1: fuck happened in this pigeon monogamy? Bitch?

838
00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:49,399
Speaker 3: I will share something with you guys that I've never

839
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:53,600
Speaker 3: really shared with someone before, which is very interesting and

840
00:42:53,719 --> 00:42:57,400
Speaker 3: I can't shut the fuck up. But I knew I

841
00:42:57,480 --> 00:43:00,919
Speaker 3: loved my husband because I did want to see anyone else.

842
00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:02,960
Speaker 3: Like the next day, I was just like and next

843
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:04,560
Speaker 3: week and the next day like, I was like, I

844
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:07,520
Speaker 3: gotta keep it short term. And then he asked me

845
00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:10,000
Speaker 3: to marry him, and I was like absolutely, because I

846
00:43:10,080 --> 00:43:13,080
Speaker 3: can't see myself doing that. Journey with anyone else but you.

847
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:15,040
Speaker 3: But there was a part of me it was just

848
00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:18,759
Speaker 3: like and I we had to have a conversation about it,

849
00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:23,600
Speaker 3: like what happened If we love each other but we're

850
00:43:23,640 --> 00:43:27,840
Speaker 3: not attracted to each other, Like what happens? And I

851
00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:31,000
Speaker 3: feel like more people need to have that conversation with

852
00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:38,640
Speaker 3: their partner, not necessarily a priest, someone who's been in

853
00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:42,680
Speaker 3: a relationship. Talk to your old ass friends who've been

854
00:43:42,719 --> 00:43:44,719
Speaker 3: together for twenty years and have nice things to say

855
00:43:44,719 --> 00:43:48,360
Speaker 3: about each other in public and shit, because that's the

856
00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:52,400
Speaker 3: fucking realm. And even then, everybody's journey is so fucking different.

857
00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:56,719
Speaker 3: So and he had a really great answer. It was

858
00:43:56,760 --> 00:44:00,120
Speaker 3: something along the lines of as long as we love

859
00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:01,520
Speaker 3: each other, we'll always figure it out.

860
00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:03,279
Speaker 5: I know.

861
00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:05,359
Speaker 3: And that's why I was like, almost like a dick off,

862
00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:10,520
Speaker 3: But it's important to talk about.

863
00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:13,000
Speaker 4: I had something similar happen to me where it was like,

864
00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:18,160
Speaker 4: She's like, I'm not I don't love you, but I'm

865
00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:21,560
Speaker 4: attracted to you. You know what I'm saying here, smokestack

866
00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:23,279
Speaker 4: beef castle and I can't leave you.

867
00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:26,240
Speaker 1: The way? What was the question?

868
00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:29,400
Speaker 2: Smokestack beef castles.

869
00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:32,319
Speaker 1: Okay, last question you guys.

870
00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:36,560
Speaker 2: Last question, Okay, this feels relevant to what you guys

871
00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:38,840
Speaker 2: were talking about earlier. How do I not get sweaty

872
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:43,040
Speaker 2: balls during the summer ps or swamp ass?

873
00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:50,719
Speaker 1: Good question? Great question. Who wrote that? It was the

874
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:53,239
Speaker 1: person with their arms crossed? That's why they came here.

875
00:44:55,600 --> 00:44:56,319
Speaker 1: I think something that.

876
00:44:57,920 --> 00:45:00,080
Speaker 4: A lot of people don't talk about is that there

877
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:02,719
Speaker 4: are good ball days and there are bad ball days, and.

878
00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:07,600
Speaker 1: Are we gonna are we gonna finally have this conversation

879
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:14,279
Speaker 1: talk about it? Thank you? Come back here, come back

880
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:17,800
Speaker 1: here in winter? In winter. We're fine.

881
00:45:18,239 --> 00:45:22,880
Speaker 4: We're fine in winter because our ball's burrow really And

882
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:24,880
Speaker 4: then wait.

883
00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:25,920
Speaker 2: Why do you can you can?

884
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,920
Speaker 1: I ask, yes, what do you mean by a.

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Speaker 2: Bad ball game?

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Speaker 1: Bad ball days are bad ball days? You're just like

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Speaker 1: they're like.

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Speaker 4: My my waterworks turned into like a you know, like

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Speaker 4: a chocolate mudslad, you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: And then boys got it? Yeah, oh oh oh, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 4: I thought this was a fucking safe space, but apparently

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00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:56,360
Speaker 4: Brooklyn can't handle the truth. When I've become Jack Nicholson

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Speaker 4: all of a sudden from that movie.

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Speaker 2: All right, well, I will say I guess that answers

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Speaker 2: if monogamy is realistic. We have we have a lot of.

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Speaker 4: Products now available to us that you have swamp ass. Yes,

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Speaker 4: I think triple gold bond is the way to go.

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Speaker 4: Just the DOLLI will do you if you put on

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Speaker 4: a lot, get ready for a scream. Don't do that, right, am,

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Speaker 4: I am?

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Speaker 1: I No, he's not backing you up. DJ don't.

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Speaker 4: Well, I'm gonna I'm gonna say you're right. I'll think

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Speaker 4: here's the dollable gold bond. But I'm gonna say you're right.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you wanna.

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Speaker 4: It's I think these days people are liking thighs on

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00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:38,400
Speaker 4: people that identify as men.

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00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:44,360
Speaker 1: So okay, anyways, the partner way off, the motherfucker rails. Okay.

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Speaker 3: So last question, Yeah, I'd love to ask our guests,

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00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:49,360
Speaker 3: what's the most adult thing that you haven't done for

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Speaker 3: yourself this year that you want to do?

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00:46:52,520 --> 00:46:52,759
Speaker 1: Well?

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00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:55,880
Speaker 2: Okay, So I have a closet of stuff that I

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Speaker 2: have not cleaned out, and it's basically followed me from

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Speaker 2: the last three places I've lived in. Yes, I think

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Speaker 2: I gotta see what's in there. You do, because I'm

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Speaker 2: afraid I will, you know, pass on and someone else

917
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Speaker 2: will be tasked with the burden, and I don't have children,

918
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Speaker 2: so it'll be like a CSI forensic team that's right,

919
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Speaker 2: going in there, and they'll be like, why are there

920
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:20,759
Speaker 2: arrowheads in here?

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00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:23,920
Speaker 1: That's right? Or like bones.

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00:47:24,280 --> 00:47:27,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, it'll feel like the upside down stranger things. But yeah, yeah,

923
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Speaker 3: just you know, whatever the fuck sparks joy? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: I don't think any of it will spark joy.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 4: It's just like, here's the thing about is a stone

927
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Speaker 4: cold killer. She's so funny, she's so yeah. Yeah, she

928
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Speaker 4: she'll admit that she you know, she admits to all

929
00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:10,080
Speaker 4: her foibles and yet and still I don't know if

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00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:15,040
Speaker 4: it's like those foibles are both her strengths her her limitations.

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Speaker 1: She just makes it work, you know. Yeah, yes, what

932
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Speaker 1: a brilliant mind. Yes, yeah, she's very fun.

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Speaker 3: And I think what I love about my comedian friends

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Speaker 3: is how emotionally available and honest they are.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's my favorite. I ain't got time to waste time.

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Speaker 1: I like that.

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Speaker 4: I ain't got time to waste time to it. Yeah,

938
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Speaker 4: just get to it, skip right to it. She's like,

939
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Speaker 4: this is what's going on with me?

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Speaker 1: I'm wild.

941
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Speaker 3: Yeah, And if you don't follow her on Twitter. Please

942
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Speaker 3: do yourself a favor.

943
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Speaker 1: Do it. I'm like, do some favorite. Do it right, Michelle,

944
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Speaker 1: I was like, I'm sorry I didn't pick up on

945
00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:54,520
Speaker 1: your ellips. It's right there. I thought you were fainting.

946
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Speaker 1: I might be. I don't know how. I've had two

947
00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:02,680
Speaker 1: cups of coffee and somehow still feel very tired. It's like,

948
00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:03,560
Speaker 1: not okay.

949
00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:05,680
Speaker 4: Because you're dipping and doing it all. This is what

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00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:08,920
Speaker 4: adulting is about. It's trying to find not only pleasure,

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00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:12,320
Speaker 4: but peace in our lives. And I wish that for you,

952
00:49:12,440 --> 00:49:15,160
Speaker 4: my friend, because it feels like this, all this shit

953
00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:17,320
Speaker 4: should have happened for you earlier, and now it's happening

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Speaker 4: all at once, like.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you. It's happening where she weren't as old.

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Speaker 1: Oh you know what I mean.

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00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:28,400
Speaker 4: But it's happening all I know what you can get.

958
00:49:28,480 --> 00:49:30,239
Speaker 4: You get all the flavors all at once, and it's

959
00:49:30,320 --> 00:49:31,480
Speaker 4: like god damn.

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00:49:31,840 --> 00:49:34,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's really feast your famine out in this motherfucker.

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Speaker 3: And again that's why I really love being mindful and

962
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Speaker 3: efficient with my time. And when I check out with

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00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:42,680
Speaker 3: my friends, I want to I want them to tell

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Speaker 3: me the honey, hush as you would say, because if not,

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00:49:47,719 --> 00:49:49,120
Speaker 3: I'm gonna take a nap and you have to text

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Speaker 3: me later.

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Yes, we don't. You guys

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00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:56,040
Speaker 1: have so much fun out there. Yes, make good choices,

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00:49:56,760 --> 00:49:58,640
Speaker 1: be you well and tip your waistuff.

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00:49:58,760 --> 00:50:02,920
Speaker 3: Honestly, they ain't got health insurance. They probably want to

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Speaker 3: upgrade their pedicure.

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Speaker 1: They need the money. Let them do it, Dan on

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Speaker 1: their feet. If you work in the service industry, please

974
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Speaker 1: go get yourself a twenty minute massage for your feet.

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Speaker 1: You deserve it. They're holding up everything, you know what

976
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Speaker 1: I mean. I know, like dancer's feet and waiters feet

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Speaker 1: must be that's a wasteland. But like if you were

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Speaker 1: a waiter, that's a dancer bitch. That's all. Good night,

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Speaker 1: have a great night. This has been an exactly right production.

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Speaker 1: Our senior producer is Natalie Wrinn. Senior Managing Producer is

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Speaker 1: Hanna Kyle Craig.

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Speaker 3: This episode was sound designs and engineered by Ryobom.

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Speaker 1: Our guest booker is Patrick Cottner. Our theme song in

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Speaker 1: live show DJing is by DJ don Well.

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Speaker 3: This Bellhouse show was produced by Alex Kurran and Olivini.

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Speaker 3: Photography by Chi Spender.

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Speaker 1: Most artwork by Jamie Bechtel.

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Speaker 3: Executive produced by Karen Kilgarriff, Georgia Hartstark, and Danielle Kramer.

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Speaker 1: Follow the show on Instagram at Adulting the Pod.

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Speaker 3: Email your questions to Adulting Questions at gmail dot com.

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