Speaker 1: Andrew. We started, we started.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm so sorry, Scott.
Speaker 1: I'll just play this while you're doing other things. All right.
Speaker 3: Some boys watch sports, some boys play sports. These two
Speaker 3: don't play a way. These two boys will save this
Speaker 3: Mannies two by special Ker because they are living in
Speaker 3: a Cereal boat reviewing cereals.
Speaker 2: Is there goal?
Speaker 3: Scott and Andrew living in a Cereal boat taking some
Speaker 3: new ones and some oak.
Speaker 1: You know, one of these days I'm going to figure
Speaker 1: out how to fade it down so we can just
Speaker 1: talk over it and start the show.
Speaker 2: I like the real rugged wage.
Speaker 1: That's rough, isn't it. Yeah, but see to do it
Speaker 1: the right way, we have to wear headphones and do
Speaker 1: the whole like radio thing. I just don't want to.
Speaker 2: We're not those people.
Speaker 1: No, we're not. That's why we have limited audio. And
Speaker 1: that's about it. Welcome to Sir Real Killers. It's the
Speaker 1: podcast where we talk about Cereal and this is episode
Speaker 1: thirty four.
Speaker 2: Oh it is.
Speaker 1: I don't care. I'm still saying the numbers because it
Speaker 1: sounds impressive to me. Okay, so I like thirty four?
Speaker 1: All right, yes, great, and this is gonna be somewhat
Speaker 1: I don't want to call it a healthy episode because
Speaker 1: it's not healthy, but it's it sounds healthy.
Speaker 2: From my understanding of what the episode is, because you've
Speaker 2: hinted to me, Uh huh, sounds like it's a fiber
Speaker 2: packed episode, I guess.
Speaker 1: But this is the great Granola episode.
Speaker 2: We're really calling it great Granola?
Speaker 1: No, just granola.
Speaker 2: No, you're gonna send me the episode title. You're gonna
Speaker 2: be like, hey, I titled it great Granola.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna literally.
Speaker 2: The coffee and paste.
Speaker 1: It is that how I talk.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, this cereal is great. I love it. No,
Speaker 2: you're gonna hate this episode. I just know it.
Speaker 1: No, I might not hate it because you know what,
Speaker 1: I looked at the ingredients and they're full of sugar,
Speaker 1: so it's probably you know, great, Well, people think granola's healthy,
Speaker 1: but not all granolas are created equal, and you don't. Here.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to like the one with the least
Speaker 1: sugar first, So I'm gonna go down to the cereal
Speaker 1: sack and pull out. We haven't done a kashi yet,
Speaker 1: we have not done akshish, so we're gonna do kashi.
Speaker 1: Go play. I don't even know what the hell that means.
Speaker 1: Go play.
Speaker 2: Can I say one thing about Coshi cereals? Yes, so
Speaker 2: I feel like Kashi kind of makes their cereals like
Speaker 2: iPhone apps, Like this is the Kashi Go cereal, the
Speaker 2: Kashi Go play At addition.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they have lots of different Kashi things, and I'm
Speaker 1: not I was never a fan of Kashi. Nothing against them,
Speaker 1: but just the name Kashi just screams healthy.
Speaker 2: I like it and I'm not into it, but I
Speaker 2: like it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh I don't have that ready. Sorry, new look,
Speaker 1: same tasty recipe. This is honey almond flax crunch kind
Speaker 1: of granola. I guess this is considered granola. It better
Speaker 1: be because it's in the granola episode flax crunch.
Speaker 2: Let's go? Do you have a part sound effect?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: This is not the least sugar of all the ones
Speaker 1: I got, but whatever, it's twelve twelve grams of sugar
Speaker 1: and I don't know. I just don't. In my head,
Speaker 1: I'm I gonna want cashe I do, okay, Scottie shake
Speaker 1: because there's all kinds of things in there.
Speaker 2: Got to make sure the shaved almonds get in touch
Speaker 2: with I wonder it.
Speaker 1: Is cash at this point, made like by one of
Speaker 1: the big cereal companies. I don't think so. I think
Speaker 1: Coshi's their own thing. Still, at some point somebody will
Speaker 1: buy them and ruin it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, then it'll be sugar Cashi.
Speaker 1: Plus I'm in I like their.
Speaker 2: Boxes sign though it feels very clean and simple.
Speaker 1: I don't like the way it smells. Really, but you
Speaker 1: don't like healthy cereal period. This is really considered granola,
Speaker 1: but it looks like it's so well. Different cups today, Andy, did.
Speaker 2: You buy those solely for the purpose of the sound?
Speaker 1: No? I did. Actually we got these free from Party City.
Speaker 2: So doctor b did you sit down and say to
Speaker 2: yourself which one sounds the most like I'm pouring into
Speaker 2: a glass cup?
Speaker 1: Still one percent. I feel like with granola we should
Speaker 1: be using scam or fat free milk, but.
Speaker 2: Cool granola is granola.
Speaker 1: So thank you for the milk. Shop Right again, not
Speaker 1: an ad, not a sponsor, didn't give it to us.
Speaker 1: I bought it, So I don't know why I'm thanking them.
Speaker 1: I just like Shop Right. They're my favorite supermarket chain.
Speaker 1: Cashi for you, Cashi for me, and here we go
Speaker 1: one two. Okay, it's funny because just wants to be
Speaker 1: honey smacks really bad. Yep, right, Yeah, that's the first
Speaker 1: taste that I get is honey smacks the old recipe
Speaker 1: before the bottolism, but not quite as sweet.
Speaker 2: Okay, I take I take my gag, take the gag back.
Speaker 1: It's not terrible. And for me to say that is
Speaker 1: a shocker.
Speaker 2: It does have a sugary aftertaste to it. I will
Speaker 2: say that most granola's you don't get that sugary taste.
Speaker 2: This one you do.
Speaker 1: I don't hate this. I thought I was gonna he
Speaker 1: doesn't hate it because right, it's it's totally.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna give this three bowls.
Speaker 1: Is there dig him on this box?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: No, it's a girl with a surfboard?
Speaker 2: Was it the shark girl?
Speaker 1: Oh? Too soon, Andy, too soon.
Speaker 2: It's been like ten years, dude, she's like gone on
Speaker 2: to win surf championships. I don't feel terrible.
Speaker 1: I'm giving this. I was almost going to say four balls.
Speaker 1: It's wacky. I was almost gonna say it.
Speaker 2: Did you really just use the word wacky? I did, Hey, listen,
Speaker 2: so little wacky. I might give it four balls.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna really four balls.
Speaker 2: This gets three balls for me. I like it in
Speaker 2: terms of like my cereal rankings on granola. There's better
Speaker 2: granola's out there, so that's what I'm judging.
Speaker 1: I may have one of them in the cereal sack,
Speaker 1: you know. Okay, don't tease me with your sack. I
Speaker 1: left to tease you with my sack. Ingredients Kashi seven
Speaker 1: whole grains and sesame blend, swy flakes, brown rice syrup
Speaker 1: that could be sugar dried ca syrup. I mean, so
Speaker 1: not bad, not bad at all.
Speaker 2: Good.
Speaker 1: I like that Cashi. You're cool, Kashi. We may do
Speaker 1: another Cashi at some point.
Speaker 2: Now, the heart one that's like the Cheerios knockoff with honey.
Speaker 2: Love it all right, it's like heart healthy.
Speaker 1: We'll put it to the test. Okay, back to the sack,
Speaker 1: let's go here. So this is organic cereal oats and
Speaker 1: honey granola. Okay, it is Cascadian Farms. Perhaps you've heard
Speaker 1: of them. Love cascadianola bars, they do snacks and whatnot.
Speaker 1: And actually years ago, Cascadian Farms was purchased by General Mills.
Speaker 1: So this is actually a General Mills cereal, even though
Speaker 1: it doesn't say General Mills anywhere on it. But there's
Speaker 1: a box top and that's how I can tell, Okay, Scottie,
Speaker 1: shake on this. It's the oats and honey granola. I
Speaker 1: think I said that already. Sugar. Let's see total sugar
Speaker 1: fourteen grams?
Speaker 2: Is that bad?
Speaker 1: Nuts? But it's higher than the Kashi. It's all certified
Speaker 1: organic and GMO and all that granola's. Oh? Is that
Speaker 1: why people are called granola's when they're healthy?
Speaker 2: Because I just learned that you can call people granola
Speaker 2: like I swear, I never heard it, use in ascendency
Speaker 2: for it, and now that's all I want to call people.
Speaker 2: How old are you again? I probably said it once
Speaker 2: in a so I am twenty eight. But nice to.
Speaker 1: Meet you, Andrew. Like everyone on the West Coast is granola?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I see. That just never clicked to me, and
Speaker 2: now I'm like in love with the phrase.
Speaker 1: Like people from the East Coast that move out to
Speaker 1: the West Coast they just turn granola. They wear birkenstocks
Speaker 1: and flip flops and they eat granola.
Speaker 2: What would we be as East Coasters?
Speaker 1: Douchebags? I don't know.
Speaker 2: I would rather be called granola than a douchebag.
Speaker 1: Fried cheese eaters, I don't know, cheese eater scotti shake
Speaker 1: on Granola's because there's different kinds of stuff in there.
Speaker 2: I believe I want to put an official petition in.
Speaker 2: From now on, West Coasters, you're all called granola us.
Speaker 2: East Coasters are now called fried cheese eaters.
Speaker 1: I'll take it. I like them both. So Cascadian Farm
Speaker 1: Organic since nineteen seventy two.
Speaker 2: Oh thank god, because it was nineteen seventy three. I
Speaker 2: would just not eat those.
Speaker 1: So this cereal is older than me Andrew, Well, not
Speaker 1: this cereal, but the company.
Speaker 2: Oh you cele a birthday, That's right.
Speaker 1: I did. Actually, by the time this era is, I'll
Speaker 1: probably be another year older, so.
Speaker 2: We scheduled that far.
Speaker 1: There's some big clusters in here. It's almost like they
Speaker 1: took a granola bar and just broke it with an hammer.
Speaker 2: Okay, you're so descriptive with your words.
Speaker 1: Here you go, Cascadian forms.
Speaker 2: I just want to say, I sound like dish washing liquid.
Speaker 2: Go on, you're healthy kick. I used to like say
Speaker 2: I want to do a granola episode and you were
Speaker 2: like yeah, and now you're like all about it.
Speaker 1: That's not true. I'm open to stuff. Listen to me.
Speaker 1: I didn't love the healthy episodes because I didn't love
Speaker 1: those cereals. I hate grape nuts. I'm sorry, post, I
Speaker 1: love you so much. But hold on a second. Did
Speaker 1: I show you this box I got from my wife,
Speaker 1: My wife that did that episode with us. She loved
Speaker 1: grape nuts so much. Yeah, that I went and bought
Speaker 1: her a giant box. Hold on, Yeah, the whole place
Speaker 1: just shook. This box is four pounds going down. It's
Speaker 1: so heavy. I don't understand. That's too much that stuff
Speaker 1: sits in your colon.
Speaker 2: No, it helps clean it out, Oh doesn't?
Speaker 1: One?
Speaker 2: Two, three, three? Love it? Four balls on a spoon.
Speaker 1: It's good.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: It's really sweet English. At my parents house, I taste
Speaker 1: some vanilla in there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's good. It's a delicious one. Know what I
Speaker 2: really want to do? No, I always see on Amazon.
Speaker 2: They always offer it up, and I always am like,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do this. I want to buy Greek yogurt
Speaker 2: and make my own Greek yogurt for every morning. But
Speaker 2: then it requires me to do so much prep work
Speaker 2: that I just am like, eh.
Speaker 1: Are you talking? I'm really enjoying this. This would be
Speaker 1: much better with raisins, though, I think, right.
Speaker 2: Okay, so I'm not finishing my story.
Speaker 1: Oh I thought you were done. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Go ahead, No, it's over. I have nothing to say.
Speaker 1: Night usual. So we'll call those classics because they've been
Speaker 1: around a bit.
Speaker 2: Well, what did you give that one?
Speaker 1: Three balls on a spoon? I like it, but I
Speaker 1: like the costume one a little better.
Speaker 2: You're an idiot. Why this tastes so much better? This
Speaker 2: one has a sweeter taste. It tastes more granola to me.
Speaker 2: The other one felt more like clustery.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. We're not allowed to give things different ratings.
Speaker 1: You know, let's just give everything four balls both. Everything
Speaker 1: from now on is four That's cool. What, yeah, let's
Speaker 1: just do that.
Speaker 2: Your attitude is going to need to change on the
Speaker 2: next one.
Speaker 1: Okay, going down to the sack, I'm gonna pull out another. Now.
Speaker 1: This reminds me a lot of my grandparents' house.
Speaker 2: I love that one too, because when I.
Speaker 1: Was a kid, I didn't see them much. You know what,
Speaker 1: My grandparents deserted me when I was a child. I
Speaker 1: wish I had a small violin noise to play. When
Speaker 1: I was like four years old, my grandparents moved to
Speaker 1: Florida and that was it. And I saw them once
Speaker 1: a year, like Christmas time, and then I'm sorry, Hanka time,
Speaker 1: and you know, and that's it. And like so I
Speaker 1: didn't really have grandparents except for once or twice a year.
Speaker 1: And when they sent me the five dollar birthday check, you.
Speaker 2: Know, wait, so they sent you five dollars in a check.
Speaker 1: Pretty much as I got older, I think maybe wound
Speaker 1: up fifty. I don't remember. There was a five. And
Speaker 1: there's somewhere.
Speaker 2: Conversion rate from five dollars in like nineteen eighty one
Speaker 2: to like now.
Speaker 1: Well whatever, they're dead now, So this again, why do
Speaker 1: you do that? What happened?
Speaker 2: It's like we're driving on the road. You're like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I got five dollars birthday checks. I never saw them.
Speaker 1: They're dead anyway.
Speaker 2: So I just want to say one more thing, Yes,
Speaker 2: how is this all going to connect to this Cereal
Speaker 2: right here there?
Speaker 1: The few times that I did go and see them,
Speaker 1: you know, as I got older, i went down there
Speaker 1: more because I went on my own. But when I
Speaker 1: was a kid, we saw them once a year. Anyway.
Speaker 1: They always had Quaker granola and those friggin Cereal containers
Speaker 1: with just a little cutout of what it was like
Speaker 1: tape to the front. I hated that. Don't take cereal
Speaker 1: out of boxes. It makes me crazy. I don't know why.
Speaker 1: It just makes me nuts. I don't like the little
Speaker 1: tupperware cereal holders grape nuts.
Speaker 2: Yes, oh no, no, that was you said, it makes
Speaker 2: you nuts. So I thought I would insert a little choke.
Speaker 1: Wow, that was a dad Scottie joke. If I've ever
Speaker 1: heard one.
Speaker 2: I've been hanging out with you, way too old.
Speaker 1: So anyway, they always had Quaker granola cereals of some type.
Speaker 1: That's where I actually learned about granola cereals is when
Speaker 1: I would go visit them.
Speaker 2: I like Quaker granola, but there's.
Speaker 1: Always had raisins in it.
Speaker 2: This one does not have raisins.
Speaker 1: This is Quaker simply granola, oats, apples, cranberries, and almonds.
Speaker 1: Which would that face? Oh you don't like the fruits, yeah,
Speaker 1: but you do like raisins.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, I mean, I'm gonna.
Speaker 1: New look, same great taste.
Speaker 2: They say that, but it's usually not the same.
Speaker 1: This one's been around for another bit. They also have oats,
Speaker 1: honey and almond variety, and oats and honey with vanilla
Speaker 1: and pecan or pecan. If you're from down south?
Speaker 2: Is that a serious thing? Why is it pecan down south?
Speaker 1: You know what, it's a debate. I've said pecan my
Speaker 1: entire life. Elvis always yells and says pecan, So I
Speaker 1: don't know. It's it's one of those tomato tomato things.
Speaker 1: Although I've never heard anyone say tomato. That's why. That's
Speaker 1: the stupidest thing ever unless you're from England.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Okay, but this is like an American thing.
Speaker 2: But also like the rest of the world.
Speaker 1: Okay, but you know what, everyone in America says tomato,
Speaker 1: So there's no need to the tomato tomato. It should
Speaker 1: be piquanto pecan, that's what it should be. It shouldn't
Speaker 1: be tomato tomato.
Speaker 2: You're getting so angry.
Speaker 1: I am.
Speaker 2: Look at the Quaker guy. He always makes me smile.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 2: My dad saw us to come dressed up as I
Speaker 2: can't wait till he pops.
Speaker 1: To the door one day.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be a great time. But you would ever
Speaker 2: say like a pecan pie. That just sounds wrong, but.
Speaker 1: That's what they say. Pecan pie? What yeah? Or a
Speaker 1: shoefly pie. Have you ever had that? What shoefly pie.
Speaker 1: That's big and like Amish country. That's a thing in Lancaster.
Speaker 2: Yes, I only know like the shoe fly pie.
Speaker 1: Don't bother me shoefly, I don't bother me that song.
Speaker 1: I don't know what a shoe fly is, but it's
Speaker 1: a pie. And I don't think there's actually flies in it.
Speaker 1: Yeah about say is they're crushed up buzzers in there.
Speaker 1: Well there might be, but I don't know. I'm not
Speaker 1: an expert.
Speaker 2: Wow, Oh dude, Quaker got it right.
Speaker 1: Look at that.
Speaker 2: Look at the bag, genius, Look at the bag gene Yes,
Speaker 2: that is so cool. So they definitely patented this idea
Speaker 2: and it's going to come soon into all cereal boxes.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but ziplock sealed bags are not have been
Speaker 1: around forever, but they finally just did it on a
Speaker 1: Cereal bag.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: So there's the cereal bag and you tear the strip
Speaker 1: open and then you could seal it with ziplock. Of
Speaker 1: course it's not Ziplock. It's probably some other fake you
Speaker 1: know company.
Speaker 2: It's Quakelock.
Speaker 1: It's Quakelock. Yes, but yeah, it's probably very hard to close.
Speaker 1: I bet see my wife. She can't close any ziplock anything.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Everything in my fridge is open, cheese, everything wide open
Speaker 1: because she she put she does like this with her fingers. Ah,
Speaker 1: if I slid my finger across, it must be closed.
Speaker 2: All that mold.
Speaker 1: All right, Wow, I like this, I like really full back.
Speaker 2: Do you know why? They probably did that because people
Speaker 2: use granola to like when they go hiking or anything
Speaker 2: like that, so they probably made it easy. So if
Speaker 2: you don't want to have it as a cereal, you
Speaker 2: can have it as a snack.
Speaker 1: However, me being crazy, I can't pour a ride out
Speaker 1: of the bag. I must put it back into the box.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, what were your grandparents' names?
Speaker 1: Ben and Gus?
Speaker 2: Ben and Gus?
Speaker 1: Yes, Oh cool? Did I throw you for a loop?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: A fruit loop?
Speaker 2: Just pour the dam.
Speaker 1: I always like visiting them because I would ride his
Speaker 1: bike and I would go to Public's or Win Dixie.
Speaker 1: Because even when I was a little kid, I used
Speaker 1: to like supermarkets and I would just go and walk
Speaker 1: up and down the supermarket aisle.
Speaker 2: I feel like there's so much about your childhood that
Speaker 2: like I slowly come to find out that I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, let me tell you something that's all whole other podcast, Lloyd,
Speaker 1: we'll get there one day.
Speaker 2: That's the actual podcast called Serial Killers.
Speaker 1: That's right. So look I was able to close it,
Speaker 1: no problem. One one slip of the finger across there,
Speaker 1: and it's closed. I love that. I love that. I
Speaker 1: bet it stays fresher longer.
Speaker 2: Cool.
Speaker 1: All right, let's get the milk in there. I got
Speaker 1: a nice piece of apple in here. I do like
Speaker 1: apples in cereal. I know you probably don't. You just
Speaker 1: like it when it's fake and it's apple jacks.
Speaker 2: All right, many one, dude, I guess I should try
Speaker 2: and get everything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll get a little bit of everything. Is you
Speaker 1: only do one spoonful?
Speaker 2: Oh my god?
Speaker 1: I really like it? Doesn't matter what are you having
Speaker 1: a reaction?
Speaker 2: There's like forty thousand pieces of something in here? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Too much of like a blend.
Speaker 1: No, I like it.
Speaker 2: And let me tell you something.
Speaker 1: The apples are fantastic.
Speaker 2: Let me shay, let me see that.
Speaker 1: Let have more. The cranberries really good. I would do
Speaker 1: it at the cranberries. I don't love cranberries.
Speaker 2: Cram Berries taste like Italian meat, so maybe some brigido. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's the taste. I'm getting from the real. No, no,
Speaker 2: it tastes like that.
Speaker 1: Okay, but I'm saying it doesn't.
Speaker 2: But I'm saying it is. Well, it just doesn't taste
Speaker 2: four balls. You're too generous. I'm giving this two balls.
Speaker 2: I like other Quaker brands, but the Cranberries throw me
Speaker 2: for a loop because all I think about is like
Speaker 2: a hot, dry sausage that you cut up and put
Speaker 2: with cheese.
Speaker 1: Speaking of dry sausage, you have moose knuckle.
Speaker 2: Dude, Oh god, why are you looking at my balls?
Speaker 2: This is a Cereal podcast, bro holding the box rag
Speaker 2: there like your shorts are so tight. Well, thank you
Speaker 2: for joining us on Cereal.
Speaker 1: There's another Are you kidding me? Listen? There's so many granolas.
Speaker 2: Now I'm so self conscious about my moose knuckle. There's
Speaker 2: so many grans explicit on this episode because I said
Speaker 2: moose knuckle. No, but we said douchebag. Those aren't bad words,
Speaker 2: just dirty words, only the title explicit when we think
Speaker 2: about your kids, So would your kids? Well, what is
Speaker 2: it should your kids be hearing that?
Speaker 1: My kids?
Speaker 2: Yes, your kids? Oh but do you listen as a family.
Speaker 1: Yes, we do, but as a blanket statement, you mean
Speaker 1: just kids.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't think it's a bad word.
Speaker 1: No, that's not explicit.
Speaker 2: All right, well we'll go with it.
Speaker 1: If I said or then yes, we would have to
Speaker 1: give it the explicit.
Speaker 2: So I'm guessing we're not adding that in the episode.
Speaker 1: No, I'm a beep it.
Speaker 2: Okay, so the magic of post production.
Speaker 1: Now I saw this one.
Speaker 2: Is my moose knuckle still sticking out? No? You covered
Speaker 2: it with your shirt? Cool?
Speaker 1: Cool? Cool, So I'll call this a new one. This
Speaker 1: came out in twenty seventeen, so it's two years you
Speaker 1: know whatever. This is actually one of the brands that
Speaker 1: our friend Anthony in Seattle, since he's friggin' granola, recommended
Speaker 1: that we do. I'm gonna go down to the sack.
Speaker 1: You won't like this one either, Andrew. This is from
Speaker 1: Nature's Path Organic and it's called love Crunch. What is
Speaker 1: that face? Can you at least like go into it
Speaker 1: with some positivity?
Speaker 2: It's just first of all, the name the cereal is
Speaker 2: love Crunch. It sounds like an old eighties canceled TV show.
Speaker 1: That I watched it because I was a kid.
Speaker 2: Andrew, I'm your host, Bob Bucker, I'm Love Crunch.
Speaker 1: It's premium organic granola, dark chocolate, and red berries. Now
Speaker 1: when they say red berries, they mean red berries, because
Speaker 1: there's strawberries. There's raspberries. When kellogg says red berries, they
Speaker 1: mean strawberries and not. I don't understand why they call
Speaker 1: it that. It doesn't make any sense to me. But well,
Speaker 1: now they have the Raspberry Special K which I love
Speaker 1: and you hate it. So but that's another story. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: this isn't a bag. I don't like bags. I don't
Speaker 1: see when things come in a bag. I don't consider
Speaker 1: them cereals. I just don't. It's a box or nothing.
Speaker 2: Wow, although they really had such prejudice against your cereals.
Speaker 1: Now there is maltimele and all that, so whatever I do.
Speaker 2: Mind the cocoa puts with marshmallows.
Speaker 1: No one can close that has gone stale because nobody
Speaker 1: can close the packaging. Yeah, this one needs a Scotti
Speaker 1: shake because you know there's red berries and stuff, and
Speaker 1: there's also organic cocoa, flax and coconut in here. I
Speaker 1: am going to be regular, all right, let's tear this carefully.
Speaker 2: Anthony is going to join us as a co host
Speaker 2: one day. We should call him, should we yeah, great,
Speaker 2: I don't know how to call him.
Speaker 1: Hold on, this is all you. They're probably on the
Speaker 1: air right now, right, yeah, well, all right, so calling
Speaker 1: Anthony in Seattle. It's three hours earlier there, so he's
Speaker 1: probably on the air doing his show. So let's interrupt him.
Speaker 2: He even give him my heads up by text?
Speaker 1: No, why would I?
Speaker 2: I don't know. It's curtious.
Speaker 1: He'll see like the radio station's phone umber. Maybe he'll
Speaker 1: pick up.
Speaker 2: Or he'll be like, why is a radio station calling me?
Speaker 2: If I'm on the air, your call has been forwarded
Speaker 2: to an automated voice messaging system.
Speaker 1: That sucks. Oh well, screw you, Anthony. Let's pour his cereal,
Speaker 1: all right, Nature's Path Love Crunch cereal. I don't know.
Speaker 1: The clusters are really big. There's not that many berries
Speaker 1: in it. I do see some chocolate chunks, which is
Speaker 1: kind of cool.
Speaker 2: I don't know how I feel about this. This looks nasty.
Speaker 1: You always say that, and then it's delicious. You're ready?
Speaker 2: Is this chocolate flavored?
Speaker 1: Yes? Chocolate and red berries? You ready?
Speaker 2: Okay? I literally feel like I took out grafts from
Speaker 2: the ground and am now chewing it.
Speaker 1: Very earthy.
Speaker 2: This tastes like tree bark, very very earthy. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I like the chocolate chunks. I like the berries. I
Speaker 1: do not like the granola clusters at.
Speaker 2: All better than the cranberry one, though, disagree. I give
Speaker 2: this three balls.
Speaker 1: I'll also give it three balls becase it's kind of chocolate.
Speaker 1: It's not awful, but I won't see myself eating this
Speaker 1: for breakfast.
Speaker 2: I would make this my second favorite of the episode.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not bad. I could see it as a sitting
Speaker 1: on the couch snack while watching Nature show, as a
Speaker 1: you know, animal planet.
Speaker 2: I would never ever sit on my couch and just
Speaker 2: tear into granola. It just doesn't seem right.
Speaker 1: Really, No, But it's a snack you can also bite
Speaker 1: in like bags in the snack aisle too.
Speaker 2: My tongue is starting to get itchy.
Speaker 1: I wonder what. I wonder what differentiates granola from cereal
Speaker 1: to snack because there are boxes of it in the
Speaker 1: cereal aisle and there's bags of it in the snack aisle.
Speaker 2: So well. I think when it's in bar form, they
Speaker 2: put a ton more sugar in it. This way it
Speaker 2: stays as like one piece versus like this, where it's
Speaker 2: more clustery and they just like.
Speaker 1: You can buy bags of it broken up in the
Speaker 1: snack aisle like Nature Valley, like they sell them over there.
Speaker 2: So well, then I know, I don't know anything.
Speaker 1: Nothing because you have a millennial.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right to end this, Hey, thanks for.
Speaker 1: Listening to Serial Killers. This has been episode thirty four.
Speaker 1: Please follow us on Twitter at serial Killers PC. That's
Speaker 1: cereal with a C. You know what, I was just thinking,
Speaker 1: we're stupid. Podcast is one word? Why wouldn't it just
Speaker 1: be serial killers P?
Speaker 2: Okay? Can I say one thing about that?
Speaker 1: Because PC is politically correct, which we are not.
Speaker 2: Well, I said serial killers podcast. We could have had
Speaker 2: that on everything. It's too long, and that was you.
Speaker 2: So most people just use PC podcast. You decided not
Speaker 2: to make it all serial killers podcast. You decided to
Speaker 2: just do your thing, and now you're complaining to me.
Speaker 2: So I don't really understand what your issue is.
Speaker 1: I still feel like I'm picking like twigs out of
Speaker 1: my teeth.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that one was real earthy, not a.
Speaker 1: Fan, all right, so hey, you have to say some
Speaker 1: stuff too. You'd like just created all kinds of crap
Speaker 1: and I don't know.
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Speaker 1: So let's say I'm dumb, what do I do? I
Speaker 1: just go to Facebook and I type in serial Killers
Speaker 1: PC and like the fine box.
Speaker 2: Or you could do Facebook dot com slash serial killers PC.
Speaker 1: Oh, thanks for enlightening me, Andrew problem. All right, thank
Speaker 1: you very much for listening to this like pseudo healthy episode.
Speaker 1: I still Yeah, make sure.
Speaker 2: You also read the podcast five stars. Wherever you're listening
Speaker 2: to podcasts, we're on the Google. We finally made it
Speaker 2: to Google podcasts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the thing that you've been trying for quite
Speaker 1: some time.
Speaker 2: Yes, we're on there. Now we're there. We're getting on
Speaker 2: a whole bunch of other plays. So make sure you
Speaker 2: click subscribe. All the episodes will just get automatically out
Speaker 2: of to your phone.
Speaker 1: And a couple of people actually wrote us some reviews
Speaker 1: that were really nice.
Speaker 2: We have fifty five reviews.
Speaker 1: Yeah, look at that, and you know what where they're
Speaker 1: all five stars except one dope that gave us two
Speaker 1: and I don't know.
Speaker 2: Why, probably because we crunch into the microphone.
Speaker 1: And it was also that time where I said, I
Speaker 1: don't care if you give us two stars, just give
Speaker 1: us two stars. Yeah, because you were an idiot, So
Speaker 1: it was probably that one. Yeah, well, thank you for listening.
Speaker 1: Have a wonderful weekend, or if it's Monday, have a
Speaker 1: great week. I don't know what the hell this is
Speaker 1: going to land.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is actually recorded in twenty seventeen.
Speaker 1: We've really been.
Speaker 2: Sitting on this tile of audio.
Speaker 1: We release episodes every Monday and Friday, brand new episodes,
Speaker 1: and sometimes we'll stick one in the middle of the
Speaker 1: week because it's your prize in the side episode on
Speaker 1: a Wednesday. We have to do one of those again soon.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, once you get a special serial.
Speaker 1: Well that's only when there's a serial emergency and none
Speaker 1: have popped up lately.
Speaker 2: Nine to one one, then the air raid signal happens.
Speaker 1: Exactly, all right, we got to go. Thank you, for listening,
Speaker 1: until next time we say crunch.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, did you just fart. No, my moose
Speaker 2: knuckle is showing again.