WEBVTT - Great Granola! 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:02.840 Andrew. We started, we started. 0:00:02.960 --> 0:00:04.360 Oh my god, I'm so sorry, Scott. 0:00:04.400 --> 0:00:06.320 I'll just play this while you're doing other things. All right. 0:00:09.480 --> 0:00:14.160 Some boys watch sports, some boys play sports. These two 0:00:14.240 --> 0:00:18.720 don't play a way. These two boys will save this 0:00:19.160 --> 0:00:25.360 Mannies two by special Ker because they are living in 0:00:25.400 --> 0:00:28.360 a Cereal boat reviewing cereals. 0:00:28.560 --> 0:00:29.160 Is there goal? 0:00:29.720 --> 0:00:34.600 Scott and Andrew living in a Cereal boat taking some 0:00:34.960 --> 0:00:36.320 new ones and some oak. 0:00:36.720 --> 0:00:38.080 You know, one of these days I'm going to figure 0:00:38.080 --> 0:00:40.360 out how to fade it down so we can just 0:00:40.440 --> 0:00:42.400 talk over it and start the show. 0:00:42.600 --> 0:00:44.519 I like the real rugged wage. 0:00:45.080 --> 0:00:48.120 That's rough, isn't it. Yeah, but see to do it 0:00:48.120 --> 0:00:50.720 the right way, we have to wear headphones and do 0:00:50.800 --> 0:00:53.760 the whole like radio thing. I just don't want to. 0:00:53.960 --> 0:00:54.960 We're not those people. 0:00:55.080 --> 0:00:57.800 No, we're not. That's why we have limited audio. And 0:00:58.440 --> 0:01:00.960 that's about it. Welcome to Sir Real Killers. It's the 0:01:00.960 --> 0:01:03.760 podcast where we talk about Cereal and this is episode 0:01:03.800 --> 0:01:04.480 thirty four. 0:01:04.600 --> 0:01:05.119 Oh it is. 0:01:05.240 --> 0:01:06.959 I don't care. I'm still saying the numbers because it 0:01:06.959 --> 0:01:09.440 sounds impressive to me. Okay, so I like thirty four? 0:01:09.560 --> 0:01:14.520 All right, yes, great, and this is gonna be somewhat 0:01:14.680 --> 0:01:17.080 I don't want to call it a healthy episode because 0:01:17.080 --> 0:01:20.679 it's not healthy, but it's it sounds healthy. 0:01:20.680 --> 0:01:23.479 From my understanding of what the episode is, because you've 0:01:23.520 --> 0:01:25.839 hinted to me, Uh huh, sounds like it's a fiber 0:01:25.880 --> 0:01:27.760 packed episode, I guess. 0:01:28.040 --> 0:01:30.640 But this is the great Granola episode. 0:01:30.760 --> 0:01:32.399 We're really calling it great Granola? 0:01:32.520 --> 0:01:33.720 No, just granola. 0:01:33.920 --> 0:01:36.040 No, you're gonna send me the episode title. You're gonna 0:01:36.040 --> 0:01:38.440 be like, hey, I titled it great Granola. 0:01:38.760 --> 0:01:39.840 I'm gonna literally. 0:01:39.800 --> 0:01:40.560 The coffee and paste. 0:01:40.560 --> 0:01:41.680 It is that how I talk. 0:01:41.959 --> 0:01:45.319 Yeah, Okay, this cereal is great. I love it. No, 0:01:45.360 --> 0:01:46.880 you're gonna hate this episode. I just know it. 0:01:46.959 --> 0:01:48.800 No, I might not hate it because you know what, 0:01:48.840 --> 0:01:50.880 I looked at the ingredients and they're full of sugar, 0:01:51.040 --> 0:01:54.120 so it's probably you know, great, Well, people think granola's healthy, 0:01:54.440 --> 0:01:59.840 but not all granolas are created equal, and you don't. Here. 0:02:00.000 --> 0:02:01.520 I'm gonna go to like the one with the least 0:02:01.560 --> 0:02:03.560 sugar first, So I'm gonna go down to the cereal 0:02:03.640 --> 0:02:08.120 sack and pull out. We haven't done a kashi yet, 0:02:08.160 --> 0:02:11.720 we have not done akshish, so we're gonna do kashi. 0:02:11.880 --> 0:02:13.840 Go play. I don't even know what the hell that means. 0:02:14.639 --> 0:02:15.600 Go play. 0:02:16.240 --> 0:02:18.640 Can I say one thing about Coshi cereals? Yes, so 0:02:18.880 --> 0:02:22.080 I feel like Kashi kind of makes their cereals like 0:02:22.120 --> 0:02:25.440 iPhone apps, Like this is the Kashi Go cereal, the 0:02:25.520 --> 0:02:28.200 Kashi Go play At addition. 0:02:28.040 --> 0:02:30.760 Yeah, they have lots of different Kashi things, and I'm 0:02:30.760 --> 0:02:33.079 not I was never a fan of Kashi. Nothing against them, 0:02:33.080 --> 0:02:36.680 but just the name Kashi just screams healthy. 0:02:36.919 --> 0:02:39.240 I like it and I'm not into it, but I 0:02:39.480 --> 0:02:39.799 like it. 0:02:39.919 --> 0:02:42.360 Yeah, Oh I don't have that ready. Sorry, new look, 0:02:42.400 --> 0:02:48.880 same tasty recipe. This is honey almond flax crunch kind 0:02:48.880 --> 0:02:51.480 of granola. I guess this is considered granola. It better 0:02:51.480 --> 0:02:54.080 be because it's in the granola episode flax crunch. 0:02:54.160 --> 0:02:57.120 Let's go? Do you have a part sound effect? 0:02:56.600 --> 0:02:56.639 Like? 0:02:57.200 --> 0:02:59.079 This is not the least sugar of all the ones 0:02:59.120 --> 0:03:01.600 I got, but whatever, it's twelve twelve grams of sugar 0:03:02.040 --> 0:03:05.120 and I don't know. I just don't. In my head, 0:03:05.160 --> 0:03:08.359 I'm I gonna want cashe I do, okay, Scottie shake 0:03:08.360 --> 0:03:09.720 because there's all kinds of things in there. 0:03:10.840 --> 0:03:14.080 Got to make sure the shaved almonds get in touch 0:03:14.120 --> 0:03:14.840 with I wonder it. 0:03:14.880 --> 0:03:16.480 Is cash at this point, made like by one of 0:03:16.480 --> 0:03:18.080 the big cereal companies. I don't think so. I think 0:03:18.120 --> 0:03:21.079 Coshi's their own thing. Still, at some point somebody will 0:03:21.080 --> 0:03:22.079 buy them and ruin it. 0:03:22.160 --> 0:03:24.000 Yeah, then it'll be sugar Cashi. 0:03:24.040 --> 0:03:27.360 Plus I'm in I like their. 0:03:27.280 --> 0:03:30.320 Boxes sign though it feels very clean and simple. 0:03:31.360 --> 0:03:33.600 I don't like the way it smells. Really, but you 0:03:33.720 --> 0:03:36.720 don't like healthy cereal period. This is really considered granola, 0:03:36.760 --> 0:03:42.200 but it looks like it's so well. Different cups today, Andy, did. 0:03:42.080 --> 0:03:44.840 You buy those solely for the purpose of the sound? 0:03:45.120 --> 0:03:47.119 No? I did. Actually we got these free from Party City. 0:03:47.200 --> 0:03:49.200 So doctor b did you sit down and say to 0:03:49.200 --> 0:03:51.400 yourself which one sounds the most like I'm pouring into 0:03:51.440 --> 0:03:52.120 a glass cup? 0:03:52.960 --> 0:03:56.440 Still one percent. I feel like with granola we should 0:03:56.480 --> 0:03:58.480 be using scam or fat free milk, but. 0:03:59.800 --> 0:04:01.200 Cool granola is granola. 0:04:01.320 --> 0:04:04.120 So thank you for the milk. Shop Right again, not 0:04:04.160 --> 0:04:05.920 an ad, not a sponsor, didn't give it to us. 0:04:05.960 --> 0:04:07.400 I bought it, So I don't know why I'm thanking them. 0:04:07.400 --> 0:04:09.920 I just like Shop Right. They're my favorite supermarket chain. 0:04:11.000 --> 0:04:14.320 Cashi for you, Cashi for me, and here we go 0:04:14.480 --> 0:04:23.320 one two. Okay, it's funny because just wants to be 0:04:23.400 --> 0:04:27.800 honey smacks really bad. Yep, right, Yeah, that's the first 0:04:27.839 --> 0:04:30.200 taste that I get is honey smacks the old recipe 0:04:30.360 --> 0:04:35.320 before the bottolism, but not quite as sweet. 0:04:35.920 --> 0:04:38.760 Okay, I take I take my gag, take the gag back. 0:04:39.000 --> 0:04:41.320 It's not terrible. And for me to say that is 0:04:41.360 --> 0:04:41.840 a shocker. 0:04:41.960 --> 0:04:44.160 It does have a sugary aftertaste to it. I will 0:04:44.240 --> 0:04:47.160 say that most granola's you don't get that sugary taste. 0:04:47.400 --> 0:04:48.160 This one you do. 0:04:48.440 --> 0:04:51.000 I don't hate this. I thought I was gonna he 0:04:51.080 --> 0:04:55.280 doesn't hate it because right, it's it's totally. 0:04:54.960 --> 0:04:56.880 Yeah, I'm gonna give this three bowls. 0:04:57.000 --> 0:04:58.120 Is there dig him on this box? 0:04:58.200 --> 0:04:58.320 Oh? 0:04:58.320 --> 0:04:59.440 No, it's a girl with a surfboard? 0:05:00.600 --> 0:05:01.440 Was it the shark girl? 0:05:02.160 --> 0:05:03.960 Oh? Too soon, Andy, too soon. 0:05:04.080 --> 0:05:07.479 It's been like ten years, dude, she's like gone on 0:05:07.520 --> 0:05:09.960 to win surf championships. I don't feel terrible. 0:05:10.279 --> 0:05:13.240 I'm giving this. I was almost going to say four balls. 0:05:13.240 --> 0:05:15.320 It's wacky. I was almost gonna say it. 0:05:15.360 --> 0:05:18.280 Did you really just use the word wacky? I did, Hey, listen, 0:05:18.440 --> 0:05:20.960 so little wacky. I might give it four balls. 0:05:21.279 --> 0:05:23.400 I'm gonna really four balls. 0:05:23.480 --> 0:05:25.400 This gets three balls for me. I like it in 0:05:27.400 --> 0:05:30.160 terms of like my cereal rankings on granola. There's better 0:05:30.200 --> 0:05:32.360 granola's out there, so that's what I'm judging. 0:05:32.560 --> 0:05:33.960 I may have one of them in the cereal sack, 0:05:34.000 --> 0:05:37.000 you know. Okay, don't tease me with your sack. I 0:05:37.080 --> 0:05:40.240 left to tease you with my sack. Ingredients Kashi seven 0:05:40.279 --> 0:05:44.279 whole grains and sesame blend, swy flakes, brown rice syrup 0:05:44.320 --> 0:05:46.960 that could be sugar dried ca syrup. I mean, so 0:05:47.120 --> 0:05:48.560 not bad, not bad at all. 0:05:49.000 --> 0:05:49.240 Good. 0:05:49.240 --> 0:05:51.880 I like that Cashi. You're cool, Kashi. We may do 0:05:51.920 --> 0:05:53.000 another Cashi at some point. 0:05:53.040 --> 0:05:56.120 Now, the heart one that's like the Cheerios knockoff with honey. 0:05:56.360 --> 0:05:58.360 Love it all right, it's like heart healthy. 0:05:58.440 --> 0:06:00.880 We'll put it to the test. Okay, back to the sack, 0:06:04.480 --> 0:06:10.440 let's go here. So this is organic cereal oats and 0:06:10.480 --> 0:06:13.840 honey granola. Okay, it is Cascadian Farms. Perhaps you've heard 0:06:13.880 --> 0:06:18.040 of them. Love cascadianola bars, they do snacks and whatnot. 0:06:18.320 --> 0:06:22.880 And actually years ago, Cascadian Farms was purchased by General Mills. 0:06:22.880 --> 0:06:25.240 So this is actually a General Mills cereal, even though 0:06:25.279 --> 0:06:28.240 it doesn't say General Mills anywhere on it. But there's 0:06:28.279 --> 0:06:32.760 a box top and that's how I can tell, Okay, Scottie, 0:06:32.800 --> 0:06:34.599 shake on this. It's the oats and honey granola. I 0:06:34.600 --> 0:06:38.440 think I said that already. Sugar. Let's see total sugar 0:06:38.760 --> 0:06:39.560 fourteen grams? 0:06:39.680 --> 0:06:40.160 Is that bad? 0:06:40.360 --> 0:06:43.080 Nuts? But it's higher than the Kashi. It's all certified 0:06:43.160 --> 0:06:46.680 organic and GMO and all that granola's. Oh? Is that 0:06:46.720 --> 0:06:49.000 why people are called granola's when they're healthy? 0:06:49.040 --> 0:06:52.240 Because I just learned that you can call people granola 0:06:52.800 --> 0:06:55.320 like I swear, I never heard it, use in ascendency 0:06:55.440 --> 0:06:57.040 for it, and now that's all I want to call people. 0:06:57.120 --> 0:06:59.800 How old are you again? I probably said it once 0:06:59.800 --> 0:07:03.360 in a so I am twenty eight. But nice to. 0:07:03.320 --> 0:07:07.080 Meet you, Andrew. Like everyone on the West Coast is granola? 0:07:07.240 --> 0:07:09.800 Yeah, I see. That just never clicked to me, and 0:07:09.800 --> 0:07:11.120 now I'm like in love with the phrase. 0:07:11.240 --> 0:07:12.760 Like people from the East Coast that move out to 0:07:12.800 --> 0:07:15.880 the West Coast they just turn granola. They wear birkenstocks 0:07:15.880 --> 0:07:18.120 and flip flops and they eat granola. 0:07:18.240 --> 0:07:20.160 What would we be as East Coasters? 0:07:20.200 --> 0:07:21.320 Douchebags? I don't know. 0:07:22.960 --> 0:07:25.240 I would rather be called granola than a douchebag. 0:07:25.400 --> 0:07:30.720 Fried cheese eaters, I don't know, cheese eater scotti shake 0:07:30.760 --> 0:07:33.040 on Granola's because there's different kinds of stuff in there. 0:07:33.080 --> 0:07:35.520 I believe I want to put an official petition in. 0:07:35.720 --> 0:07:38.840 From now on, West Coasters, you're all called granola us. 0:07:38.840 --> 0:07:41.680 East Coasters are now called fried cheese eaters. 0:07:42.440 --> 0:07:45.400 I'll take it. I like them both. So Cascadian Farm 0:07:45.560 --> 0:07:47.600 Organic since nineteen seventy two. 0:07:47.640 --> 0:07:49.960 Oh thank god, because it was nineteen seventy three. I 0:07:49.960 --> 0:07:50.880 would just not eat those. 0:07:50.960 --> 0:07:53.560 So this cereal is older than me Andrew, Well, not 0:07:53.600 --> 0:07:54.840 this cereal, but the company. 0:07:55.800 --> 0:07:58.800 Oh you cele a birthday, That's right. 0:07:58.920 --> 0:08:00.760 I did. Actually, by the time this era is, I'll 0:08:00.760 --> 0:08:03.000 probably be another year older, so. 0:08:03.080 --> 0:08:04.160 We scheduled that far. 0:08:05.280 --> 0:08:07.160 There's some big clusters in here. It's almost like they 0:08:07.160 --> 0:08:09.480 took a granola bar and just broke it with an hammer. 0:08:09.760 --> 0:08:12.880 Okay, you're so descriptive with your words. 0:08:13.520 --> 0:08:15.560 Here you go, Cascadian forms. 0:08:15.600 --> 0:08:17.720 I just want to say, I sound like dish washing liquid. 0:08:17.760 --> 0:08:21.000 Go on, you're healthy kick. I used to like say 0:08:21.040 --> 0:08:22.400 I want to do a granola episode and you were 0:08:22.440 --> 0:08:24.280 like yeah, and now you're like all about it. 0:08:24.360 --> 0:08:26.400 That's not true. I'm open to stuff. Listen to me. 0:08:26.640 --> 0:08:29.040 I didn't love the healthy episodes because I didn't love 0:08:29.040 --> 0:08:31.840 those cereals. I hate grape nuts. I'm sorry, post, I 0:08:31.920 --> 0:08:34.839 love you so much. But hold on a second. Did 0:08:34.840 --> 0:08:36.360 I show you this box I got from my wife, 0:08:36.440 --> 0:08:38.880 My wife that did that episode with us. She loved 0:08:38.920 --> 0:08:40.760 grape nuts so much. Yeah, that I went and bought 0:08:40.800 --> 0:08:45.360 her a giant box. Hold on, Yeah, the whole place 0:08:45.480 --> 0:08:51.080 just shook. This box is four pounds going down. It's 0:08:51.200 --> 0:08:55.040 so heavy. I don't understand. That's too much that stuff 0:08:55.040 --> 0:08:55.920 sits in your colon. 0:08:56.120 --> 0:08:57.880 No, it helps clean it out, Oh doesn't? 0:08:58.320 --> 0:08:58.560 One? 0:08:58.640 --> 0:09:02.240 Two, three, three? Love it? Four balls on a spoon. 0:09:02.440 --> 0:09:02.920 It's good. 0:09:03.120 --> 0:09:04.120 I love it. 0:09:04.120 --> 0:09:07.800 It's really sweet English. At my parents house, I taste 0:09:07.840 --> 0:09:08.640 some vanilla in there. 0:09:08.720 --> 0:09:12.960 Yeah, that's good. It's a delicious one. Know what I 0:09:13.000 --> 0:09:15.680 really want to do? No, I always see on Amazon. 0:09:15.720 --> 0:09:18.080 They always offer it up, and I always am like, 0:09:18.280 --> 0:09:20.720 I'm gonna do this. I want to buy Greek yogurt 0:09:20.800 --> 0:09:23.400 and make my own Greek yogurt for every morning. But 0:09:23.480 --> 0:09:25.760 then it requires me to do so much prep work 0:09:25.800 --> 0:09:27.559 that I just am like, eh. 0:09:27.280 --> 0:09:30.000 Are you talking? I'm really enjoying this. This would be 0:09:30.080 --> 0:09:31.880 much better with raisins, though, I think, right. 0:09:31.840 --> 0:09:33.320 Okay, so I'm not finishing my story. 0:09:33.679 --> 0:09:35.520 Oh I thought you were done. I'm sorry. 0:09:35.520 --> 0:09:37.800 Go ahead, No, it's over. I have nothing to say. 0:09:38.000 --> 0:09:41.200 Night usual. So we'll call those classics because they've been 0:09:41.240 --> 0:09:41.679 around a bit. 0:09:41.760 --> 0:09:42.840 Well, what did you give that one? 0:09:43.600 --> 0:09:45.640 Three balls on a spoon? I like it, but I 0:09:45.760 --> 0:09:46.960 like the costume one a little better. 0:09:47.000 --> 0:09:50.040 You're an idiot. Why this tastes so much better? This 0:09:50.080 --> 0:09:52.680 one has a sweeter taste. It tastes more granola to me. 0:09:52.760 --> 0:09:55.000 The other one felt more like clustery. 0:09:55.080 --> 0:09:57.800 I'm sorry. We're not allowed to give things different ratings. 0:09:58.280 --> 0:10:00.560 You know, let's just give everything four balls both. Everything 0:10:00.600 --> 0:10:04.280 from now on is four That's cool. What, yeah, let's 0:10:04.320 --> 0:10:04.760 just do that. 0:10:04.880 --> 0:10:06.600 Your attitude is going to need to change on the 0:10:06.640 --> 0:10:07.000 next one. 0:10:07.200 --> 0:10:12.040 Okay, going down to the sack, I'm gonna pull out another. Now. 0:10:12.120 --> 0:10:14.600 This reminds me a lot of my grandparents' house. 0:10:14.679 --> 0:10:16.439 I love that one too, because when I. 0:10:16.400 --> 0:10:18.360 Was a kid, I didn't see them much. You know what, 0:10:18.880 --> 0:10:21.760 My grandparents deserted me when I was a child. I 0:10:21.840 --> 0:10:24.200 wish I had a small violin noise to play. When 0:10:24.240 --> 0:10:26.079 I was like four years old, my grandparents moved to 0:10:26.120 --> 0:10:27.800 Florida and that was it. And I saw them once 0:10:27.840 --> 0:10:30.880 a year, like Christmas time, and then I'm sorry, Hanka time, 0:10:31.200 --> 0:10:33.480 and you know, and that's it. And like so I 0:10:33.520 --> 0:10:35.600 didn't really have grandparents except for once or twice a year. 0:10:35.600 --> 0:10:37.760 And when they sent me the five dollar birthday check, you. 0:10:37.720 --> 0:10:40.760 Know, wait, so they sent you five dollars in a check. 0:10:40.760 --> 0:10:43.200 Pretty much as I got older, I think maybe wound 0:10:43.280 --> 0:10:44.800 up fifty. I don't remember. There was a five. And 0:10:44.840 --> 0:10:45.520 there's somewhere. 0:10:45.400 --> 0:10:48.320 Conversion rate from five dollars in like nineteen eighty one 0:10:48.679 --> 0:10:49.559 to like now. 0:10:49.600 --> 0:10:53.600 Well whatever, they're dead now, So this again, why do 0:10:53.679 --> 0:10:55.120 you do that? What happened? 0:10:55.520 --> 0:10:57.400 It's like we're driving on the road. You're like, yeah, 0:10:57.400 --> 0:10:59.320 I got five dollars birthday checks. I never saw them. 0:10:59.320 --> 0:11:01.439 They're dead anyway. 0:11:01.679 --> 0:11:04.079 So I just want to say one more thing, Yes, 0:11:04.360 --> 0:11:06.800 how is this all going to connect to this Cereal 0:11:06.920 --> 0:11:08.240 right here there? 0:11:08.679 --> 0:11:10.600 The few times that I did go and see them, 0:11:10.679 --> 0:11:12.439 you know, as I got older, i went down there 0:11:12.440 --> 0:11:13.559 more because I went on my own. But when I 0:11:13.600 --> 0:11:15.400 was a kid, we saw them once a year. Anyway. 0:11:15.400 --> 0:11:20.040 They always had Quaker granola and those friggin Cereal containers 0:11:20.360 --> 0:11:22.080 with just a little cutout of what it was like 0:11:22.120 --> 0:11:25.720 tape to the front. I hated that. Don't take cereal 0:11:25.760 --> 0:11:28.080 out of boxes. It makes me crazy. I don't know why. 0:11:28.280 --> 0:11:30.880 It just makes me nuts. I don't like the little 0:11:30.920 --> 0:11:34.000 tupperware cereal holders grape nuts. 0:11:34.280 --> 0:11:36.400 Yes, oh no, no, that was you said, it makes 0:11:36.400 --> 0:11:38.720 you nuts. So I thought I would insert a little choke. 0:11:38.800 --> 0:11:41.400 Wow, that was a dad Scottie joke. If I've ever 0:11:41.440 --> 0:11:41.960 heard one. 0:11:41.840 --> 0:11:43.360 I've been hanging out with you, way too old. 0:11:43.520 --> 0:11:46.400 So anyway, they always had Quaker granola cereals of some type. 0:11:46.720 --> 0:11:49.760 That's where I actually learned about granola cereals is when 0:11:49.800 --> 0:11:50.800 I would go visit them. 0:11:50.920 --> 0:11:52.640 I like Quaker granola, but there's. 0:11:52.480 --> 0:11:53.439 Always had raisins in it. 0:11:53.520 --> 0:11:54.760 This one does not have raisins. 0:11:54.960 --> 0:11:59.359 This is Quaker simply granola, oats, apples, cranberries, and almonds. 0:12:00.400 --> 0:12:03.560 Which would that face? Oh you don't like the fruits, yeah, 0:12:03.720 --> 0:12:04.800 but you do like raisins. 0:12:05.000 --> 0:12:07.320 Yeah, all right, I mean, I'm gonna. 0:12:07.920 --> 0:12:10.079 New look, same great taste. 0:12:10.240 --> 0:12:12.240 They say that, but it's usually not the same. 0:12:12.320 --> 0:12:14.360 This one's been around for another bit. They also have oats, 0:12:14.400 --> 0:12:17.280 honey and almond variety, and oats and honey with vanilla 0:12:17.320 --> 0:12:19.560 and pecan or pecan. If you're from down south? 0:12:20.240 --> 0:12:22.680 Is that a serious thing? Why is it pecan down south? 0:12:22.760 --> 0:12:25.240 You know what, it's a debate. I've said pecan my 0:12:25.440 --> 0:12:28.280 entire life. Elvis always yells and says pecan, So I 0:12:28.480 --> 0:12:31.760 don't know. It's it's one of those tomato tomato things. 0:12:31.800 --> 0:12:34.839 Although I've never heard anyone say tomato. That's why. That's 0:12:34.880 --> 0:12:36.600 the stupidest thing ever unless you're from England. 0:12:36.679 --> 0:12:37.400 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. 0:12:37.400 --> 0:12:39.000 Okay, but this is like an American thing. 0:12:38.960 --> 0:12:40.440 But also like the rest of the world. 0:12:40.720 --> 0:12:43.040 Okay, but you know what, everyone in America says tomato, 0:12:43.240 --> 0:12:45.320 So there's no need to the tomato tomato. It should 0:12:45.360 --> 0:12:48.040 be piquanto pecan, that's what it should be. It shouldn't 0:12:48.040 --> 0:12:48.880 be tomato tomato. 0:12:48.920 --> 0:12:50.120 You're getting so angry. 0:12:50.280 --> 0:12:50.640 I am. 0:12:51.200 --> 0:12:53.120 Look at the Quaker guy. He always makes me smile. 0:12:53.480 --> 0:12:53.800 All right. 0:12:53.920 --> 0:12:55.760 My dad saw us to come dressed up as I 0:12:55.760 --> 0:12:56.959 can't wait till he pops. 0:12:56.679 --> 0:12:58.160 To the door one day. 0:12:58.679 --> 0:13:03.000 It's gonna be a great time. But you would ever 0:13:03.040 --> 0:13:05.800 say like a pecan pie. That just sounds wrong, but. 0:13:05.760 --> 0:13:08.360 That's what they say. Pecan pie? What yeah? Or a 0:13:08.440 --> 0:13:11.320 shoefly pie. Have you ever had that? What shoefly pie. 0:13:11.760 --> 0:13:14.400 That's big and like Amish country. That's a thing in Lancaster. 0:13:14.600 --> 0:13:16.760 Yes, I only know like the shoe fly pie. 0:13:16.960 --> 0:13:19.959 Don't bother me shoefly, I don't bother me that song. 0:13:20.000 --> 0:13:21.360 I don't know what a shoe fly is, but it's 0:13:21.400 --> 0:13:23.319 a pie. And I don't think there's actually flies in it. 0:13:23.400 --> 0:13:25.640 Yeah about say is they're crushed up buzzers in there. 0:13:25.840 --> 0:13:27.520 Well there might be, but I don't know. I'm not 0:13:27.559 --> 0:13:28.079 an expert. 0:13:28.280 --> 0:13:31.040 Wow, Oh dude, Quaker got it right. 0:13:31.160 --> 0:13:31.560 Look at that. 0:13:32.080 --> 0:13:36.240 Look at the bag, genius, Look at the bag gene Yes, 0:13:36.559 --> 0:13:40.080 that is so cool. So they definitely patented this idea 0:13:40.080 --> 0:13:41.720 and it's going to come soon into all cereal boxes. 0:13:41.760 --> 0:13:44.440 I'm sorry, but ziplock sealed bags are not have been 0:13:44.440 --> 0:13:46.440 around forever, but they finally just did it on a 0:13:46.480 --> 0:13:47.120 Cereal bag. 0:13:47.200 --> 0:13:48.040 That's what I'm saying. 0:13:48.320 --> 0:13:50.880 So there's the cereal bag and you tear the strip 0:13:50.920 --> 0:13:53.240 open and then you could seal it with ziplock. Of 0:13:53.240 --> 0:13:56.000 course it's not Ziplock. It's probably some other fake you 0:13:56.040 --> 0:13:56.680 know company. 0:13:56.720 --> 0:13:57.400 It's Quakelock. 0:13:57.559 --> 0:14:01.240 It's Quakelock. Yes, but yeah, it's probably very hard to close. 0:14:01.240 --> 0:14:03.640 I bet see my wife. She can't close any ziplock anything. 0:14:03.800 --> 0:14:04.040 Yeah. 0:14:04.160 --> 0:14:06.680 Everything in my fridge is open, cheese, everything wide open 0:14:06.679 --> 0:14:08.959 because she she put she does like this with her fingers. Ah, 0:14:09.040 --> 0:14:11.160 if I slid my finger across, it must be closed. 0:14:11.280 --> 0:14:11.960 All that mold. 0:14:13.120 --> 0:14:16.040 All right, Wow, I like this, I like really full back. 0:14:16.120 --> 0:14:18.240 Do you know why? They probably did that because people 0:14:18.360 --> 0:14:21.640 use granola to like when they go hiking or anything 0:14:21.680 --> 0:14:23.640 like that, so they probably made it easy. So if 0:14:23.680 --> 0:14:24.880 you don't want to have it as a cereal, you 0:14:24.920 --> 0:14:25.800 can have it as a snack. 0:14:25.960 --> 0:14:27.720 However, me being crazy, I can't pour a ride out 0:14:27.720 --> 0:14:29.400 of the bag. I must put it back into the box. 0:14:29.960 --> 0:14:32.680 Oh boy, what were your grandparents' names? 0:14:33.440 --> 0:14:34.320 Ben and Gus? 0:14:34.960 --> 0:14:35.800 Ben and Gus? 0:14:36.000 --> 0:14:39.040 Yes, Oh cool? Did I throw you for a loop? 0:14:39.320 --> 0:14:39.640 Yeah? 0:14:39.680 --> 0:14:40.760 A fruit loop? 0:14:40.880 --> 0:14:41.520 Just pour the dam. 0:14:43.680 --> 0:14:46.040 I always like visiting them because I would ride his 0:14:46.120 --> 0:14:48.480 bike and I would go to Public's or Win Dixie. 0:14:49.040 --> 0:14:50.680 Because even when I was a little kid, I used 0:14:50.680 --> 0:14:52.920 to like supermarkets and I would just go and walk 0:14:53.000 --> 0:14:54.120 up and down the supermarket aisle. 0:14:54.320 --> 0:14:56.320 I feel like there's so much about your childhood that 0:14:56.400 --> 0:14:58.520 like I slowly come to find out that I'm. 0:14:58.360 --> 0:15:01.960 Like, let me tell you something that's all whole other podcast, Lloyd, 0:15:02.160 --> 0:15:03.160 we'll get there one day. 0:15:03.360 --> 0:15:05.640 That's the actual podcast called Serial Killers. 0:15:05.680 --> 0:15:10.160 That's right. So look I was able to close it, 0:15:10.200 --> 0:15:12.920 no problem. One one slip of the finger across there, 0:15:12.920 --> 0:15:15.160 and it's closed. I love that. I love that. I 0:15:15.200 --> 0:15:16.400 bet it stays fresher longer. 0:15:16.760 --> 0:15:17.080 Cool. 0:15:18.800 --> 0:15:20.800 All right, let's get the milk in there. I got 0:15:20.800 --> 0:15:22.520 a nice piece of apple in here. I do like 0:15:22.600 --> 0:15:25.520 apples in cereal. I know you probably don't. You just 0:15:25.600 --> 0:15:27.320 like it when it's fake and it's apple jacks. 0:15:27.840 --> 0:15:31.240 All right, many one, dude, I guess I should try 0:15:31.280 --> 0:15:31.800 and get everything. 0:15:31.880 --> 0:15:33.280 Yeah, we'll get a little bit of everything. Is you 0:15:33.360 --> 0:15:34.200 only do one spoonful? 0:15:36.600 --> 0:15:37.640 Oh my god? 0:15:38.360 --> 0:15:42.040 I really like it? Doesn't matter what are you having 0:15:42.040 --> 0:15:42.520 a reaction? 0:15:42.920 --> 0:15:46.200 There's like forty thousand pieces of something in here? Yeah? 0:15:46.840 --> 0:15:48.880 Too much of like a blend. 0:15:49.080 --> 0:15:50.120 No, I like it. 0:15:50.200 --> 0:15:51.120 And let me tell you something. 0:15:51.120 --> 0:15:52.200 The apples are fantastic. 0:15:52.280 --> 0:15:53.320 Let me shay, let me see that. 0:15:54.680 --> 0:15:57.560 Let have more. The cranberries really good. I would do 0:15:57.560 --> 0:15:59.560 it at the cranberries. I don't love cranberries. 0:15:59.720 --> 0:16:05.960 Cram Berries taste like Italian meat, so maybe some brigido. Yeah, 0:16:06.040 --> 0:16:08.760 that's the taste. I'm getting from the real. No, no, 0:16:09.000 --> 0:16:09.800 it tastes like that. 0:16:10.080 --> 0:16:12.160 Okay, but I'm saying it doesn't. 0:16:12.400 --> 0:16:16.160 But I'm saying it is. Well, it just doesn't taste 0:16:17.080 --> 0:16:20.040 four balls. You're too generous. I'm giving this two balls. 0:16:20.240 --> 0:16:24.120 I like other Quaker brands, but the Cranberries throw me 0:16:24.160 --> 0:16:26.680 for a loop because all I think about is like 0:16:26.760 --> 0:16:29.160 a hot, dry sausage that you cut up and put 0:16:29.160 --> 0:16:29.600 with cheese. 0:16:29.600 --> 0:16:31.600 Speaking of dry sausage, you have moose knuckle. 0:16:31.680 --> 0:16:34.640