WEBVTT - The Off-Air Show - 'Tattoos' - Ep.48 0:00:00.960 --> 0:00:13.240 Elvis Durrand presents Off Air Show with Steery Jones and great, 0:00:16.400 --> 0:00:21.040 this is episode number yeah four. Wow, you're very What 0:00:21.200 --> 0:00:25.880 was that? What was that? Eight? No, I'm really trying 0:00:25.920 --> 0:00:28.040 to bring it. I'm trying to give it to you guys. Yeah, 0:00:28.160 --> 0:00:30.200 you know why I'm excited because we are just two 0:00:30.200 --> 0:00:33.360 episodes away from episode fifty. Can you feel it if 0:00:33.400 --> 0:00:35.879 you feel it in the air that we are just 0:00:36.000 --> 0:00:40.199 two episodes away? I could smell it from what is 0:00:40.240 --> 0:00:42.879 something else? But what is fifty? What does fifty look like? 0:00:42.960 --> 0:00:45.920 It was? It was April the sixteenth when we started 0:00:45.960 --> 0:00:48.559 this little show called The Off Air Show, just Scary 0:00:48.560 --> 0:00:50.600 and Eye, just sitting here in the studio. It wasn't 0:00:50.640 --> 0:00:53.240 utill episode three where we figured out it's kind of boring. 0:00:53.280 --> 0:00:58.000 Just the two of us were episodes, episodes three minutes, 0:00:58.080 --> 0:01:00.560 that's right. And then along came New Business, all Business, 0:01:00.760 --> 0:01:03.400 and we were often running right from there. Really, so 0:01:03.480 --> 0:01:05.759 really it started at episode three. Then I would say, 0:01:05.959 --> 0:01:07.959 I try to tell my friends when I when I go, hey, man, 0:01:08.160 --> 0:01:09.960 usually listen to this new podcast that we're doing the 0:01:10.440 --> 0:01:12.759 Off Air Show. I always go, don't judge us until 0:01:12.760 --> 0:01:15.600 about episode seven. Honestly, I think by seven we really 0:01:15.600 --> 0:01:17.520 came into our own there. I haven't even told anybody 0:01:17.560 --> 0:01:20.400 about it yet. That's not true. But but it took 0:01:20.400 --> 0:01:22.280 a lot longer than episode seven for me to tell 0:01:22.319 --> 0:01:24.320 people to listen to this thing. And then and then 0:01:24.360 --> 0:01:26.440 we finally brought you in with your with your keyboard. 0:01:26.720 --> 0:01:28.679 That's right, well, I brought you brought your keyboard in 0:01:28.680 --> 0:01:31.840 with me. And it's been forty eight episodes and I'm 0:01:31.840 --> 0:01:33.600 still begging for you to give me a little bit 0:01:33.680 --> 0:01:36.080 like you know, Saturday nights all right for fighting kind 0:01:36.080 --> 0:01:39.720 of thing. You know, what the hell your weekend, I'll go, 0:01:39.800 --> 0:01:44.679 I'll go into the Elton John catalog. Just give up. Beat. 0:01:45.400 --> 0:01:48.280 We've had this conversation alreadywhere this is a one man band. 0:01:48.320 --> 0:01:51.400 I don't have a monkey here playing symbols. It's just me. Yeah, 0:01:51.440 --> 0:01:52.760 but you can give me like a little bit of 0:01:52.760 --> 0:01:56.400 like I'd like to think that my resume is pretty 0:01:56.480 --> 0:01:59.440 pretty impressive so far. Don't you think we got entertainer. 0:01:59.520 --> 0:02:02.480 Let me show you what I mean entertainer entertainer? Come 0:02:03.240 --> 0:02:06.240 just we only show ball freak exactly what we're looking for. 0:02:06.360 --> 0:02:08.760 Why'm not Billy joel Man, I'm not Billy Joe there's 0:02:08.800 --> 0:02:11.520 only one Billy Joe. Yes, but you give us like this, 0:02:11.600 --> 0:02:14.920 like you know Oregon music. What is that? Yeah, this 0:02:14.960 --> 0:02:17.080 is it. It starts with the guitar. What is it 0:02:17.080 --> 0:02:20.600 going to do? What is it? Let me have my 0:02:20.639 --> 0:02:23.800 crust guitar. Hold on, Nobody goes to his piano. Wait, 0:02:24.200 --> 0:02:28.200 it does, doesn't even the piano eight second intros. You 0:02:28.200 --> 0:02:30.760 realize that, right, how does it going not to the 0:02:30.800 --> 0:02:34.960 middle for the middle? Take it fast forward? This is 0:02:35.600 --> 0:02:40.280 this is puter generated music. So then this is dude, 0:02:40.720 --> 0:02:42.640 because I always know that that he does the piano 0:02:42.760 --> 0:02:44.720 riff where it's all like, then it didn't. Then he 0:02:44.800 --> 0:02:47.040 plays like crazy. He doesn't when you were doing the 0:02:47.080 --> 0:02:49.920 other day, can you do a rod? That's um, that's 0:02:50.160 --> 0:02:53.639 the ballot ability to kids. But that's I'm not doing it. Come, 0:02:53.680 --> 0:02:56.600 I'm not your monkey. I'm not your monkey. You're you're 0:02:56.800 --> 0:02:59.919 you're unappreciative of my talents. Sorry, what would you do today? Advice? 0:03:00.120 --> 0:03:02.480 If I said give me some music for being unappreciative 0:03:02.600 --> 0:03:08.639 for your talents, what would you get? It's got to 0:03:08.680 --> 0:03:12.200 be something, because I'm gonna start playing something said you're 0:03:12.240 --> 0:03:14.960 gonna start I've already explained that that's kind of my 0:03:15.000 --> 0:03:17.360 songwriting technique, and I do I do agree that I 0:03:17.360 --> 0:03:19.120 need to kind of blastom out of that a little bit, 0:03:19.720 --> 0:03:21.840 do the best that I can. I threw it out there. 0:03:21.840 --> 0:03:25.400 Don't give us something really cool voice Here we go. 0:03:26.040 --> 0:03:32.760 We get excited when they hear this. Excited this episode 0:03:33.440 --> 0:03:39.920 I started episode? Okay, you're you're scaring every bodyway. You 0:03:39.960 --> 0:03:42.720 can always get in touch with us at one one 0:03:43.040 --> 0:03:46.080 d h and sounds here and at the off Fair 0:03:46.160 --> 0:03:51.280 Show at gmail dot com. Hi, who's this We're rough 0:03:51.320 --> 0:03:57.080 to a roaring start. It's the Fair Show. Hello, Wow, 0:03:57.320 --> 0:03:59.000 they want to talk to us today. You scared them 0:03:59.000 --> 0:04:00.680 with your voice box. You right, that's what it was. 0:04:00.680 --> 0:04:02.240 You blame it on what I will tell you though, 0:04:02.280 --> 0:04:04.280 even though they did hang up. What I do like 0:04:04.360 --> 0:04:05.880 is for the fact is that we've been telling the 0:04:05.920 --> 0:04:08.680 audience that listen to this podcast that you can call 0:04:08.760 --> 0:04:11.920 in on Eastern Standard Time between ten thirty and even 0:04:13.160 --> 0:04:15.840 wait over that. Well again, nobody needs to know what 0:04:16.120 --> 0:04:18.160 we're doing right now is a podcast, right, No need 0:04:18.200 --> 0:04:19.760 to call me out on that. At least they call 0:04:19.839 --> 0:04:23.680 one hundred gonna be on the show, right. So so 0:04:23.760 --> 0:04:25.960 let's get some new business in old business going on? 0:04:26.120 --> 0:04:27.880 Can we do that? Let's get let's go and you 0:04:27.880 --> 0:04:29.120 want to throw it back to me? Now I see, 0:04:29.320 --> 0:04:32.039 let's go right back into that. All right, new business, 0:04:32.080 --> 0:04:33.800 old business? You got that horse polled freak. I can 0:04:33.800 --> 0:04:38.240 hardly for this one. Maybe a little out of this 0:04:38.279 --> 0:04:41.400 is this is a benchmark. This is a benchmark, bro 0:04:44.640 --> 0:04:48.840 benchmark business on the off fair show doing nothing and 0:04:49.000 --> 0:04:51.919 here we go. Don't know what we're going to talk 0:04:52.120 --> 0:04:55.040 about about. Here we go. It's time to talk about 0:04:55.120 --> 0:04:58.720 that new business that was a terrible mixed Gary. Look 0:04:58.720 --> 0:05:00.880 how low my keyboard is. Wow, we gotta go back 0:05:00.920 --> 0:05:04.560 to broadcast school. Awful. All right, so let's let's let 0:05:04.680 --> 0:05:07.359 old business on the table. The number, episode number fifty 0:05:07.360 --> 0:05:10.320 coming up in two episodes. Are we doing anything special 0:05:10.360 --> 0:05:13.000 for our show? Yesterday? One of the guys, well, you know, 0:05:13.040 --> 0:05:15.280 today's Wednesday. We really should be doing social media feedback, 0:05:15.279 --> 0:05:18.520 but we have time to gather that information. But but 0:05:18.839 --> 0:05:22.000 one of our major listeners, but major fans of our show, 0:05:22.279 --> 0:05:25.280 would love to be a guest on episode fifty, which 0:05:25.360 --> 0:05:28.880 gave me some thought. Maybe just maybe we open up 0:05:28.880 --> 0:05:31.600 episode fifty to those that have been here with us 0:05:31.600 --> 0:05:33.760 since episode one. I like that idea, let's work for 0:05:33.839 --> 0:05:37.560 us people. Person I'm thinking about the people, thinking about 0:05:37.560 --> 0:05:41.680 the people. So that being said, there's a guy that 0:05:41.760 --> 0:05:44.000 really listen all the time. I'm gonna give a shout 0:05:44.000 --> 0:05:45.520 out right now because it is social media feed back 0:05:45.560 --> 0:05:50.880 on today. Who is it? Yes? Yes, want to be okay, 0:05:50.880 --> 0:05:52.800 But what's the purpose of him being a guest? What 0:05:53.200 --> 0:05:58.640 is he gonna do? Ha? Is he gonna a cake? No? No? Not? 0:05:59.160 --> 0:06:02.560 He might just call in. Why I mean, I love 0:06:02.560 --> 0:06:05.760 I love our listen listeners, but why you know, like, 0:06:05.760 --> 0:06:07.440 why does Omar get to be our guests? Well, because 0:06:07.480 --> 0:06:10.800 the legitimately Omar is a huge fan. He listened to 0:06:10.839 --> 0:06:12.640 the show all the time, knows everything about the show. 0:06:12.760 --> 0:06:14.280 And if you would be nice, I'm gonna say it 0:06:14.320 --> 0:06:17.160 would be nice. Want'll be nice. It'd be nice to 0:06:17.240 --> 0:06:19.400 put my keyboard back. It's the All Fair Show. Hello, Thanks, 0:06:20.320 --> 0:06:26.280 you're on. You're on the Fair Show. Want to talk 0:06:26.279 --> 0:06:29.000 to us today? So um, all right, So next order 0:06:29.040 --> 0:06:31.280 of business, Greg t you said you're gonna get uh 0:06:31.560 --> 0:06:36.479 seven tattoos? Now you have one? Yeah? He wants to 0:06:36.560 --> 0:06:38.520 choose when is you getting When are you getting your 0:06:38.760 --> 0:06:41.960 first of seven new tattoos? My first of seven is tomorrow. 0:06:42.160 --> 0:06:44.159 But I you know that I wanted to actually talk 0:06:44.160 --> 0:06:46.840 to you about, you know, about the tattoo afterwards, actually 0:06:46.880 --> 0:06:49.520 bring a mirtle topic to the show about people that 0:06:49.600 --> 0:06:51.960 do have tattoos. And Ronnie and I got this. He 0:06:52.000 --> 0:06:53.160 got a chance to talk a little bit about of 0:06:53.160 --> 0:06:55.440 tattoos that he has. You know, if he talked about 0:06:55.440 --> 0:06:59.200 He's got Ronnie's got Calvin from Calvin and Hobbs great 0:06:59.360 --> 0:07:04.960 nineties reference. What is do you regret nineties tattoos? Now? 0:07:05.000 --> 0:07:06.640 You know I got it when I was eighteen. I'm 0:07:06.680 --> 0:07:09.680 a big fan. I was still a big fan, and 0:07:09.800 --> 0:07:11.440 uh what I like to be The only problem I 0:07:11.440 --> 0:07:12.640 get is I got a lot of people think it's 0:07:12.640 --> 0:07:15.600 like Linus or Charlie Brown, and of course Charlie Brown 0:07:15.680 --> 0:07:18.120 is bald. He kind of has the same outfit that 0:07:18.200 --> 0:07:20.840 Linus is wearing, but clearly not lying. Well, that's also 0:07:20.880 --> 0:07:23.440 the problem with having a pop culture tattoo like that, 0:07:23.480 --> 0:07:25.920 because Calvin was popular back in the nineties. He had 0:07:26.040 --> 0:07:27.840 like he had a pet tiger or something like that. Right, 0:07:28.040 --> 0:07:30.400 look at you, you're an expert on the stops. Yeah, well, 0:07:30.440 --> 0:07:33.160 well you have people see that today and they think peanuts. 0:07:33.240 --> 0:07:35.440 They think they should Should I get penis? Should I 0:07:35.440 --> 0:07:37.240 get hobbs on my other leg? I think you think 0:07:37.240 --> 0:07:40.600 that set get a penis tattoo, and you're the leg. 0:07:40.640 --> 0:07:42.440 I don't have a penis tattoo anywhere in my body. 0:07:42.640 --> 0:07:45.560 And I have my my band logo, my old man 0:07:45.680 --> 0:07:47.600 logo on my right, which I find creepy. By the way, 0:07:48.000 --> 0:07:50.800 obviously for a second, he's got he's got a picture 0:07:50.840 --> 0:07:53.480 of himself on his arm. I can understand how people 0:07:53.480 --> 0:07:59.200 would misconstrue this being narcissistic, you faced, because it's my logo. 0:07:59.320 --> 0:08:01.160 Was the logo from my band? Yeah? But the logo 0:08:01.160 --> 0:08:03.480 of your band happens to be U. Actually it's a 0:08:03.560 --> 0:08:07.040 rip off of of a used clothing store in Brooklyn 0:08:07.080 --> 0:08:12.600 called Beacon's Closet, and you tweaked. Sorry, Beacon's Classes. I'll 0:08:12.640 --> 0:08:15.360 donate the thirty dollars I made from using this logo 0:08:15.440 --> 0:08:17.600 over the course of the years to charity on your behalf. 0:08:17.640 --> 0:08:20.480 Wait a second, so that's not even your face. It's 0:08:20.520 --> 0:08:22.880 a tweaked version of the Beacon's Closet logo. There are 0:08:22.960 --> 0:08:24.680 some doesn't it look like me? Though it looks like 0:08:24.760 --> 0:08:26.240 it looks like both we gotta get a picture on 0:08:26.240 --> 0:08:29.040 this on our Instagram like the Mr Sparkle. We're gonna 0:08:29.080 --> 0:08:31.520 put this on the off air show. Um does First 0:08:31.560 --> 0:08:33.400 of all, is you creepy to have a picture of 0:08:33.440 --> 0:08:37.160 yourself on yourself? Yeah? That's people will say, yes, yes, okay, 0:08:37.200 --> 0:08:40.480 all right? And number two, um, that's a copyright infringement 0:08:40.520 --> 0:08:43.199 because you stole that entire time from from a store. 0:08:43.080 --> 0:08:46.160 There's so you were fascinated the fact that the guy 0:08:46.320 --> 0:08:50.240 in their logo looked like you. Yes, yes, it was. 0:08:50.280 --> 0:08:52.360 It was. It was an eerie coincidence. At a time 0:08:52.360 --> 0:08:54.160 that I was looking to make a logo, our mutual 0:08:54.200 --> 0:08:56.960 friend Seth Cushner and I worked on this logo together, 0:08:57.520 --> 0:08:58.959 and I rest in peace set I always think of 0:08:58.960 --> 0:09:00.280 Seth now when I would look at this, So I guess, 0:09:00.400 --> 0:09:01.680 so I'm not going to get rid of it great, 0:09:01.760 --> 0:09:03.719 but just maybe look like a real right there. Well, 0:09:03.720 --> 0:09:07.840 it doesn't take much passed away created the logo and 0:09:07.880 --> 0:09:11.160 now yeah, now you feel like a thank So all 0:09:11.160 --> 0:09:13.320 I wanted to do was that is that right now? Currently, 0:09:13.400 --> 0:09:14.920 there's a lot of ship that's going on in my 0:09:14.960 --> 0:09:17.080 life right now, and I just think that there's gotta 0:09:17.080 --> 0:09:19.320 be a way to really own it and really what's 0:09:19.320 --> 0:09:24.200 going on you? So you want you want the po emoji? 0:09:25.480 --> 0:09:28.079 That's not no, no exactly. So I've come up with 0:09:28.120 --> 0:09:30.560 an idea concept of my own and then I'd like 0:09:30.600 --> 0:09:33.040 to actually own this stuff that's going on in my 0:09:33.080 --> 0:09:35.679 life in a way, in this symbolic way, and I 0:09:35.720 --> 0:09:40.040 want to kind of put that those symbols on my body. Okay, 0:09:40.120 --> 0:09:44.439 So I'm starting tomorrow pat to one of seven of them. Okay, 0:09:44.480 --> 0:09:46.440 there's seven of little things that are going Okay, number 0:09:46.440 --> 0:09:48.520 one to number one, we'll see what I tell you. 0:09:48.600 --> 0:09:50.960 Right now, I kind of cheapen what's really going on 0:09:51.000 --> 0:09:52.480 in my life, and I'm really trying to keep it 0:09:52.600 --> 0:09:55.000 very since. Give me the first one, just come on, 0:09:55.040 --> 0:09:56.719 you don't give me on seven? I need to know. 0:09:57.840 --> 0:09:59.920 I want to guess. Can we guess? There's somebody get 0:10:00.240 --> 0:10:01.720 The first one I wanna do is just I mean, 0:10:01.760 --> 0:10:03.400 I have the one from the marathon when I ran 0:10:03.400 --> 0:10:05.000 in the New York City Marathon. I have it. It's 0:10:05.040 --> 0:10:07.000 on my leg. That's great. So I'm obvious gonna get 0:10:07.080 --> 0:10:09.360 the duplicate on my other leg for the second marathon 0:10:09.360 --> 0:10:12.160 that I ran. So I I own both of those. 0:10:12.200 --> 0:10:14.280 You can't take them away from me. I tattoo. I 0:10:14.320 --> 0:10:16.600 have them on my legs. So that's that's one of them. 0:10:16.800 --> 0:10:19.080 So the second tattoo, but the one I'm getting tomorrow, 0:10:19.440 --> 0:10:22.040 it's gonna be this really nice, nice big letter T 0:10:22.720 --> 0:10:24.599 letter T. And it's a really great design. It's not 0:10:24.600 --> 0:10:26.880 like a block letter, but it's T like Greg t 0:10:27.600 --> 0:10:29.760 Tea gains a lot more. You know, you have to 0:10:29.800 --> 0:10:35.160 have a sentimental value. Your tattoos is also part of 0:10:35.160 --> 0:10:36.520 my name. It's my nickname. It is part of my 0:10:36.600 --> 0:10:38.760 last name. You know. It's been been a part of 0:10:38.760 --> 0:10:40.680 what I do for my whole life. But I feel 0:10:40.720 --> 0:10:43.920 like I've really done something with my life. I'm succeeded, 0:10:44.080 --> 0:10:46.040 and I want to take ownership of that. I don't 0:10:46.040 --> 0:10:49.280 want to give myself something personally that's not the same 0:10:49.280 --> 0:10:53.160 as this thing. You look, that's a bald guy on 0:10:53.200 --> 0:10:55.840 your on your arm. It's just what some people might think. 0:10:55.840 --> 0:10:57.960 That's the great adventure guy, the guy that jumps up 0:10:57.960 --> 0:11:01.959 and down on the rise the tie. What's that song? 0:11:02.040 --> 0:11:04.040 The Mr Schick We like to part, We like to 0:11:04.040 --> 0:11:05.679 party out here. He's gonna play this for us and 0:11:05.840 --> 0:11:07.440 we like the party. Come on, give me a really 0:11:07.440 --> 0:11:10.600 like the parts. How did that fitting the tattoo music? 0:11:10.640 --> 0:11:13.800 Because that makes my bold guy with the glasses logo 0:11:13.840 --> 0:11:16.440 looks like the guy from the Great Mr Sis Mr 0:11:16.480 --> 0:11:19.240 Ship Is that the guy's name, Mr Six? Mr six? Yeah? 0:11:19.480 --> 0:11:22.720 How do you know that? What? Some that's like some bad. 0:11:24.880 --> 0:11:26.240 He had the black and white shoe with the red 0:11:26.240 --> 0:11:28.760 boat tie on. He was like four ft tall, the 0:11:28.760 --> 0:11:32.000 big thick glasses and we'll see ball free when he's 0:11:32.040 --> 0:11:34.400 behind the microphone. He's pushing the buttons and I'm over here. 0:11:34.559 --> 0:11:37.440 He plays music like this, but this is his thing. 0:11:38.720 --> 0:11:45.920 We like. We like to play. Sorry, Gregg t likes 0:11:45.960 --> 0:11:49.440 seventies rock and roll. So guests in the studio, how 0:11:49.520 --> 0:11:51.400 rude of us, we're not even acknowledging them. I mean 0:11:51.400 --> 0:11:53.640 that's pretty I don't would have walked. They're like us. 0:11:53.720 --> 0:11:57.160 They're like scientists of scientists observing lab rats. That's what 0:11:57.240 --> 0:11:59.920 it comes down to. Friends. These are for friends of ours, 0:12:00.000 --> 0:12:03.240 but they're also happen to work from mac Weldon. Yeah, 0:12:03.240 --> 0:12:06.640 it just happened to work from and they're here. They also, 0:12:06.679 --> 0:12:09.800 by the way, I haven't tried mac Weldon underwear. It's 0:12:09.800 --> 0:12:13.440 like butter like but guys, but I didn't think i'd 0:12:13.440 --> 0:12:15.559 be in the room with all dudes talking about underwear 0:12:15.679 --> 0:12:18.560 and and butter in your whole life or but I 0:12:18.559 --> 0:12:22.160 mean it's flavored underwear, doesn't doesn't taste like butter. I 0:12:22.200 --> 0:12:29.120 don't think, what's up? I don't know. I don't but 0:12:30.000 --> 0:12:32.360 here's like a nervous girl on a first date right now? 0:12:32.400 --> 0:12:34.560 What is that? As long as it's not the better 0:12:34.600 --> 0:12:38.760 popcorn gel favor? I think. Yeah, I'm calling from mac Weldon. 0:12:39.120 --> 0:12:41.600 Ye oh, hi, Well, I'm so glad. That's scary introduced 0:12:41.600 --> 0:12:45.079 to you by taste in your underwear. I'm calling. I 0:12:45.120 --> 0:12:52.640 mean you could have said and you are butter underwear reference. Okay, 0:12:52.679 --> 0:12:53.719 I don't know if I can do that. This is 0:12:53.760 --> 0:12:56.439 Brian for mac Weldon. There. Oh hi guys, thanks for 0:12:56.480 --> 0:13:00.520 the underwear. By the way, it's it tastes like butter. Good. Yeah, 0:13:01.360 --> 0:13:03.520 I got I was telling you, Brian. I had my 0:13:03.520 --> 0:13:05.960 my Heather Gray hoodie was kind of a destiny and 0:13:06.000 --> 0:13:07.800 I wore to Coney Island on Friday night and I 0:13:07.840 --> 0:13:10.760 got some we got some few cat calls and for 0:13:10.840 --> 0:13:14.440 men and women. So it's like, you know, so equal opportunity. 0:13:14.559 --> 0:13:16.640 We're giving them a tour of the station they just 0:13:16.640 --> 0:13:19.320 wanted to stop buying. Say, let let's be honest, we 0:13:19.480 --> 0:13:21.200 we also need some T shirts and we're hoping for 0:13:21.280 --> 0:13:23.559 mac well to to sponsor us. We get a T shirts. 0:13:24.080 --> 0:13:26.040 Maybe they could sponsor underwear because that's what they make 0:13:26.040 --> 0:13:27.959 that say either way, I mean we can put their names. 0:13:28.000 --> 0:13:29.400 You put their name on our T shirt. That would 0:13:29.400 --> 0:13:31.960 be nice as well. Guys, we've been we've been promising 0:13:32.000 --> 0:13:35.280 listeners off air show T shirts since day one. Okay, 0:13:35.400 --> 0:13:36.880 like before you guys leave, will make sure to give 0:13:36.880 --> 0:13:39.880 you guys T shirts you want to give them, because 0:13:39.880 --> 0:13:43.600 we do make some T shirts for eight episodes in 0:13:44.000 --> 0:13:46.640 I can tell you right now, forty episodes in. He's 0:13:46.679 --> 0:13:50.080 given away about maybe thirty six of these imaginary T shirts, 0:13:50.920 --> 0:13:54.280 taken down addresses and names and said, I will send 0:13:54.320 --> 0:13:55.959 you a shirt, and we'll send you a shirt. That's right, 0:13:56.000 --> 0:13:58.480 And we have like a stack growing I have names, 0:13:58.679 --> 0:14:01.040 but we don't have a spaw, we don't have shirts, 0:14:01.320 --> 0:14:03.200 and we don't even have a freaking logo. That's been 0:14:03.400 --> 0:14:05.480 It's not a story you want to tell a potential sponsor. 0:14:05.520 --> 0:14:09.240 I don't still get a bunch of shows to write 0:14:09.240 --> 0:14:11.480 the name would magic Margart at the Aufair show. So 0:14:11.559 --> 0:14:15.360 I just send it out, do it right? If we're 0:14:15.360 --> 0:14:18.200 gonna do should we just talk about right now whether 0:14:18.280 --> 0:14:20.320 or not we should do this or yeah, that's what 0:14:20.400 --> 0:14:25.080 we do. The Air to be developed logo. Don't even 0:14:25.120 --> 0:14:27.160 not just even if we should sponsor this. I mean yeah, 0:14:28.120 --> 0:14:29.640 he says, no, we just don't know. That would be 0:14:29.720 --> 0:14:36.160 an interesting post. I wouldn't we logos. He's got Calvin 0:14:36.240 --> 0:14:38.800 and Hobbs tattooed on him for some reason. This is 0:14:38.840 --> 0:14:41.840 the other guy getting letter t on his arm tea 0:14:41.840 --> 0:14:48.200 bag and I'm not gonna throw anybody away from that. Man. 0:14:48.360 --> 0:14:51.360 I'm all about it. I mean this it seems rather dicey. 0:14:51.400 --> 0:14:55.720 It's it's like endorsing maybe one of the presidential election 0:14:56.560 --> 0:14:58.440 may not be Do you say we weren't rogues and 0:14:58.520 --> 0:15:02.000 villains in here? You know? It's just sounds so funny 0:15:02.000 --> 0:15:03.720 though that you guys are you come on a day 0:15:03.720 --> 0:15:06.080 where all the callers are not working? You know, like, yeah, 0:15:06.080 --> 0:15:08.640 that's so ironic, right. We had a couple of phone 0:15:08.680 --> 0:15:11.480 calls that that came through earlier. No, they never came through. 0:15:11.520 --> 0:15:13.480 Every time you went to he never came through. I 0:15:13.520 --> 0:15:17.560 think I butt out you guys. Yeah, I've got to 0:15:17.560 --> 0:15:19.960 lock my phone. You guys messing with us, you get 0:15:20.000 --> 0:15:21.760 messing with up? No, no, for reals, like I put 0:15:21.760 --> 0:15:23.840 my phone in my back pocket. It's it's super easy 0:15:23.880 --> 0:15:26.280 to do it. And you know what happens right exactly, 0:15:26.520 --> 0:15:29.920 all right happen And now you just brought Jill in here. 0:15:30.200 --> 0:15:33.920 No, no no, she's just hanging out, not nor you can 0:15:33.960 --> 0:15:37.960 talk to her about I'm where if you right, ladies 0:15:37.960 --> 0:15:40.400 and gentlemen from our sales floor on floor number two, 0:15:40.480 --> 0:15:43.000 it's Jill, Jill say hire. You guys are really putting 0:15:43.000 --> 0:15:45.160 the pressure on. You're bringing sales people in. I didn't 0:15:45.160 --> 0:15:51.760 bring her in here. That is everything is premeditating. You 0:15:51.760 --> 0:15:54.560 do you want to talk about underwear? We just underwear 0:15:54.640 --> 0:15:58.720 right now? Is important? Do you think we underwear? Do 0:15:58.760 --> 0:16:02.040 you think to where it matters to kind of guy 0:16:02.360 --> 0:16:04.520 underwear a guy wears? Like when you see a guy 0:16:04.560 --> 0:16:07.160 when you strip down, strip a guy down, or when 0:16:07.200 --> 0:16:09.720 he takes his pants off, does it matter the kind 0:16:09.760 --> 0:16:13.320 of underwear he's wearing. Let me paint this picture. Okay, 0:16:13.400 --> 0:16:16.600 let's say you strip a guy down. One guy's wearing 0:16:16.880 --> 0:16:19.960 really nice clean underwear, solid, no logos on it. It 0:16:19.960 --> 0:16:22.680 looks clean and Chris the other guy has got Calvin 0:16:22.760 --> 0:16:26.760 Hobbs on his underwear. Which guy's more attractive? Just Calvin 0:16:27.560 --> 0:16:30.160 Paths on the Calvin and Hobbs underwear. Weird, It's not 0:16:30.800 --> 0:16:35.440 underwear on my skin permanently forever. There's a difference underwear. 0:16:35.520 --> 0:16:37.160 You know, you put it, you can change it. I 0:16:37.200 --> 0:16:39.480 think you can change it somewhere with this guy. No, No, 0:16:39.560 --> 0:16:42.800 it just it makes a difference because you know, one 0:16:42.920 --> 0:16:45.080 let's mature and one doesn't. I mean, you don't want it. 0:16:45.440 --> 0:16:46.840 You don't want to hook up with a guy. That's 0:16:46.840 --> 0:16:48.520 when we're in the underwear. He may be bought in 0:16:48.560 --> 0:16:51.480 college that's still got logos on it, or or weird 0:16:51.520 --> 0:16:56.240 designs like a smiley face college, right, I think? Is that? 0:16:56.320 --> 0:16:59.680 What is? It? Kill the mood? There? You go? Okay, 0:16:59.720 --> 0:17:02.120 So it's important and sales people know about creating moods. 0:17:04.320 --> 0:17:05.400 You know. I had a guy, I had a good 0:17:05.400 --> 0:17:07.359 frattorney brother of mine, and his name was Colin. I 0:17:07.480 --> 0:17:09.359 was to hang out all the time. So I'm feeling 0:17:09.359 --> 0:17:11.560 a good vibe, youre con I'm feeling really good vibe. Names. 0:17:11.680 --> 0:17:13.320 You know, it's about the name. Hey Boll for give 0:17:13.359 --> 0:17:14.920 me a song for underwear. Come on, give me a good, 0:17:15.080 --> 0:17:19.399 give me a good Mac waldon underwear song. Mac. Well, 0:17:18.400 --> 0:17:23.600 then please pull up beat. I beg of you, come on. 0:17:23.800 --> 0:17:33.359 I love Mac every day and I just so you 0:17:33.400 --> 0:17:37.200 like that. That was like an Adam Sandler version like it. 0:17:38.560 --> 0:17:42.879 Put that on our website. Yeah. Do you think I 0:17:42.920 --> 0:17:45.480 think we were if we all started chanting. I think 0:17:45.480 --> 0:17:47.159 it was there. Let me take it back into the 0:17:47.160 --> 0:17:49.880 workshop and I'll bring it back this week and we'll see. 0:17:49.880 --> 0:17:53.480 We'll see what we can do. Jingle Mac Weldon jingle, 0:17:53.640 --> 0:17:55.480 mean ash jingle. All right, you know what I'm saying, 0:17:55.560 --> 0:17:59.560 mean but not mean way mean meaning me meaning like awesome, 0:17:59.800 --> 0:18:03.240 I'm Mac we underwear. I like, yeah, I definitely it 0:18:03.320 --> 0:18:05.080 was not aware of that. Almost had an urban dictionary. 0:18:05.720 --> 0:18:09.920 I likes. Yeah. So anyway, Colin hang out in the 0:18:09.920 --> 0:18:11.679 podcast with us more often like this. He's got more 0:18:11.680 --> 0:18:13.880 He's got more energy than for you guys in the room. 0:18:14.280 --> 0:18:20.199 I'm not not yet, ye, I want to be with it. 0:18:20.520 --> 0:18:26.080 We can only do if we're playing Halo Halo so 0:18:26.560 --> 0:18:29.720 Halo scart and we have to play just pitching Mac Weldon. 0:18:29.760 --> 0:18:35.960 We have to play in our underwear okay. So, but 0:18:34.800 --> 0:18:38.000 it's I mean, it's just we're just two dudes chilling, 0:18:38.080 --> 0:18:41.960 playing videgains and underwearing maybe underwear the men's underwear fashion 0:18:42.000 --> 0:18:45.119 show before. Will you wear the black briefs that we 0:18:45.160 --> 0:18:48.800 sent you? Oh God, that's rough. I'm not a brief guy. 0:18:49.000 --> 0:18:51.159 I'm more of a boxer brief guy. Yeah, but I 0:18:51.160 --> 0:18:54.800 think some people might appreciate you being in brief. I mean, 0:18:55.000 --> 0:18:56.960 no one would appreciate that. I don't think. I don't 0:18:56.960 --> 0:19:01.720 know it. People, you know, they wouldn't disapprove. Let's just 0:19:01.720 --> 0:19:03.720 put a lot of blind people do approve of our 0:19:04.480 --> 0:19:08.080 I I can't make that job. Nothing to see here. 0:19:08.840 --> 0:19:12.040 We just lost the blind audience. That almost okay. So 0:19:12.480 --> 0:19:15.320 I wanted to play a clip from yesterday. From yesterday's 0:19:15.359 --> 0:19:17.720 offair show, We're going back in Time. Yeah, a little 0:19:17.760 --> 0:19:24.320 back in time. I was talking about the childhood myths 0:19:24.440 --> 0:19:26.760 that you believed when you were growing up, Things that 0:19:26.800 --> 0:19:30.200 you believe as a child. I believe because they called 0:19:30.200 --> 0:19:32.640 me Dumbo in the third grade and my ears stuck out. 0:19:33.320 --> 0:19:37.200 I believe that some sad music. This is my write, 0:19:37.200 --> 0:19:41.280 my wheelhouse. I thought if I would go home after 0:19:41.359 --> 0:19:46.240 school and do this my ears would straighten out and 0:19:46.320 --> 0:19:48.920 I'm gonna cry nor listen. This is when we played 0:19:48.920 --> 0:19:51.520 on yesterday's show from He's Gonna cry a lot of 0:19:51.520 --> 0:19:53.440 second here we go. I used to actually go home 0:19:53.480 --> 0:19:56.800 and tape tape my ears to my head. Yes I did, 0:19:56.800 --> 0:19:59.000 and hope they would grow normal. I used to call 0:19:59.000 --> 0:20:00.639 me dumb because my ears used to stick out in 0:20:00.680 --> 0:20:06.400 the third masking tape. Yes, with my with masking tape 0:20:07.680 --> 0:20:10.359 for like every day, for like my entire third grade. 0:20:10.720 --> 0:20:13.199 It's true, and I thought that my ears would But 0:20:13.240 --> 0:20:15.560 you know what they did grow normal? So is that 0:20:15.640 --> 0:20:20.320 is that what we call normal? Love this so we 0:20:20.400 --> 0:20:22.639 we wanted to know your childhood myths. You could, uh, 0:20:23.200 --> 0:20:25.000 you know if you can tweet us at the off 0:20:25.000 --> 0:20:27.879 air show and email us the office show at gmail 0:20:27.920 --> 0:20:32.520