Speaker 1: Elvis Durrand presents Off Air Show with Steery Jones and great,
Speaker 1: this is episode number yeah four. Wow, you're very What
Speaker 1: was that? What was that? Eight? No, I'm really trying
Speaker 1: to bring it. I'm trying to give it to you guys. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know why I'm excited because we are just two
Speaker 1: episodes away from episode fifty. Can you feel it if
Speaker 1: you feel it in the air that we are just
Speaker 1: two episodes away? I could smell it from what is
Speaker 1: something else? But what is fifty? What does fifty look like?
Speaker 1: It was? It was April the sixteenth when we started
Speaker 1: this little show called The Off Air Show, just Scary
Speaker 1: and Eye, just sitting here in the studio. It wasn't
Speaker 1: utill episode three where we figured out it's kind of boring.
Speaker 1: Just the two of us were episodes, episodes three minutes,
Speaker 1: that's right. And then along came New Business, all Business,
Speaker 1: and we were often running right from there. Really, so
Speaker 1: really it started at episode three. Then I would say,
Speaker 1: I try to tell my friends when I when I go, hey, man,
Speaker 1: usually listen to this new podcast that we're doing the
Speaker 1: Off Air Show. I always go, don't judge us until
Speaker 1: about episode seven. Honestly, I think by seven we really
Speaker 1: came into our own there. I haven't even told anybody
Speaker 1: about it yet. That's not true. But but it took
Speaker 1: a lot longer than episode seven for me to tell
Speaker 1: people to listen to this thing. And then and then
Speaker 1: we finally brought you in with your with your keyboard.
Speaker 1: That's right, well, I brought you brought your keyboard in
Speaker 1: with me. And it's been forty eight episodes and I'm
Speaker 1: still begging for you to give me a little bit
Speaker 1: like you know, Saturday nights all right for fighting kind
Speaker 1: of thing. You know, what the hell your weekend, I'll go,
Speaker 1: I'll go into the Elton John catalog. Just give up. Beat.
Speaker 1: We've had this conversation alreadywhere this is a one man band.
Speaker 1: I don't have a monkey here playing symbols. It's just me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you can give me like a little bit of
Speaker 1: like I'd like to think that my resume is pretty
Speaker 1: pretty impressive so far. Don't you think we got entertainer.
Speaker 1: Let me show you what I mean entertainer entertainer? Come
Speaker 1: just we only show ball freak exactly what we're looking for.
Speaker 1: Why'm not Billy joel Man, I'm not Billy Joe there's
Speaker 1: only one Billy Joe. Yes, but you give us like this,
Speaker 1: like you know Oregon music. What is that? Yeah, this
Speaker 1: is it. It starts with the guitar. What is it
Speaker 1: going to do? What is it? Let me have my
Speaker 1: crust guitar. Hold on, Nobody goes to his piano. Wait,
Speaker 1: it does, doesn't even the piano eight second intros. You
Speaker 1: realize that, right, how does it going not to the
Speaker 1: middle for the middle? Take it fast forward? This is
Speaker 1: this is puter generated music. So then this is dude,
Speaker 1: because I always know that that he does the piano
Speaker 1: riff where it's all like, then it didn't. Then he
Speaker 1: plays like crazy. He doesn't when you were doing the
Speaker 1: other day, can you do a rod? That's um, that's
Speaker 1: the ballot ability to kids. But that's I'm not doing it. Come,
Speaker 1: I'm not your monkey. I'm not your monkey. You're you're
Speaker 1: you're unappreciative of my talents. Sorry, what would you do today? Advice?
Speaker 1: If I said give me some music for being unappreciative
Speaker 1: for your talents, what would you get? It's got to
Speaker 1: be something, because I'm gonna start playing something said you're
Speaker 1: gonna start I've already explained that that's kind of my
Speaker 1: songwriting technique, and I do I do agree that I
Speaker 1: need to kind of blastom out of that a little bit,
Speaker 1: do the best that I can. I threw it out there.
Speaker 1: Don't give us something really cool voice Here we go.
Speaker 1: We get excited when they hear this. Excited this episode
Speaker 1: I started episode? Okay, you're you're scaring every bodyway. You
Speaker 1: can always get in touch with us at one one
Speaker 1: d h and sounds here and at the off Fair
Speaker 1: Show at gmail dot com. Hi, who's this We're rough
Speaker 1: to a roaring start. It's the Fair Show. Hello, Wow,
Speaker 1: they want to talk to us today. You scared them
Speaker 1: with your voice box. You right, that's what it was.
Speaker 1: You blame it on what I will tell you though,
Speaker 1: even though they did hang up. What I do like
Speaker 1: is for the fact is that we've been telling the
Speaker 1: audience that listen to this podcast that you can call
Speaker 1: in on Eastern Standard Time between ten thirty and even
Speaker 1: wait over that. Well again, nobody needs to know what
Speaker 1: we're doing right now is a podcast, right, No need
Speaker 1: to call me out on that. At least they call
Speaker 1: one hundred gonna be on the show, right. So so
Speaker 1: let's get some new business in old business going on?
Speaker 1: Can we do that? Let's get let's go and you
Speaker 1: want to throw it back to me? Now I see,
Speaker 1: let's go right back into that. All right, new business,
Speaker 1: old business? You got that horse polled freak. I can
Speaker 1: hardly for this one. Maybe a little out of this
Speaker 1: is this is a benchmark. This is a benchmark, bro
Speaker 1: benchmark business on the off fair show doing nothing and
Speaker 1: here we go. Don't know what we're going to talk
Speaker 1: about about. Here we go. It's time to talk about
Speaker 1: that new business that was a terrible mixed Gary. Look
Speaker 1: how low my keyboard is. Wow, we gotta go back
Speaker 1: to broadcast school. Awful. All right, so let's let's let
Speaker 1: old business on the table. The number, episode number fifty
Speaker 1: coming up in two episodes. Are we doing anything special
Speaker 1: for our show? Yesterday? One of the guys, well, you know,
Speaker 1: today's Wednesday. We really should be doing social media feedback,
Speaker 1: but we have time to gather that information. But but
Speaker 1: one of our major listeners, but major fans of our show,
Speaker 1: would love to be a guest on episode fifty, which
Speaker 1: gave me some thought. Maybe just maybe we open up
Speaker 1: episode fifty to those that have been here with us
Speaker 1: since episode one. I like that idea, let's work for
Speaker 1: us people. Person I'm thinking about the people, thinking about
Speaker 1: the people. So that being said, there's a guy that
Speaker 1: really listen all the time. I'm gonna give a shout
Speaker 1: out right now because it is social media feed back
Speaker 1: on today. Who is it? Yes? Yes, want to be okay,
Speaker 1: But what's the purpose of him being a guest? What
Speaker 1: is he gonna do? Ha? Is he gonna a cake? No? No? Not?
Speaker 1: He might just call in. Why I mean, I love
Speaker 1: I love our listen listeners, but why you know, like,
Speaker 1: why does Omar get to be our guests? Well, because
Speaker 1: the legitimately Omar is a huge fan. He listened to
Speaker 1: the show all the time, knows everything about the show.
Speaker 1: And if you would be nice, I'm gonna say it
Speaker 1: would be nice. Want'll be nice. It'd be nice to
Speaker 1: put my keyboard back. It's the All Fair Show. Hello, Thanks,
Speaker 1: you're on. You're on the Fair Show. Want to talk
Speaker 1: to us today? So um, all right, So next order
Speaker 1: of business, Greg t you said you're gonna get uh
Speaker 1: seven tattoos? Now you have one? Yeah? He wants to
Speaker 1: choose when is you getting When are you getting your
Speaker 1: first of seven new tattoos? My first of seven is tomorrow.
Speaker 1: But I you know that I wanted to actually talk
Speaker 1: to you about, you know, about the tattoo afterwards, actually
Speaker 1: bring a mirtle topic to the show about people that
Speaker 1: do have tattoos. And Ronnie and I got this. He
Speaker 1: got a chance to talk a little bit about of
Speaker 1: tattoos that he has. You know, if he talked about
Speaker 1: He's got Ronnie's got Calvin from Calvin and Hobbs great
Speaker 1: nineties reference. What is do you regret nineties tattoos? Now?
Speaker 1: You know I got it when I was eighteen. I'm
Speaker 1: a big fan. I was still a big fan, and
Speaker 1: uh what I like to be The only problem I
Speaker 1: get is I got a lot of people think it's
Speaker 1: like Linus or Charlie Brown, and of course Charlie Brown
Speaker 1: is bald. He kind of has the same outfit that
Speaker 1: Linus is wearing, but clearly not lying. Well, that's also
Speaker 1: the problem with having a pop culture tattoo like that,
Speaker 1: because Calvin was popular back in the nineties. He had
Speaker 1: like he had a pet tiger or something like that. Right,
Speaker 1: look at you, you're an expert on the stops. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: well you have people see that today and they think peanuts.
Speaker 1: They think they should Should I get penis? Should I
Speaker 1: get hobbs on my other leg? I think you think
Speaker 1: that set get a penis tattoo, and you're the leg.
Speaker 1: I don't have a penis tattoo anywhere in my body.
Speaker 1: And I have my my band logo, my old man
Speaker 1: logo on my right, which I find creepy. By the way,
Speaker 1: obviously for a second, he's got he's got a picture
Speaker 1: of himself on his arm. I can understand how people
Speaker 1: would misconstrue this being narcissistic, you faced, because it's my logo.
Speaker 1: Was the logo from my band? Yeah? But the logo
Speaker 1: of your band happens to be U. Actually it's a
Speaker 1: rip off of of a used clothing store in Brooklyn
Speaker 1: called Beacon's Closet, and you tweaked. Sorry, Beacon's Classes. I'll
Speaker 1: donate the thirty dollars I made from using this logo
Speaker 1: over the course of the years to charity on your behalf.
Speaker 1: Wait a second, so that's not even your face. It's
Speaker 1: a tweaked version of the Beacon's Closet logo. There are
Speaker 1: some doesn't it look like me? Though it looks like
Speaker 1: it looks like both we gotta get a picture on
Speaker 1: this on our Instagram like the Mr Sparkle. We're gonna
Speaker 1: put this on the off air show. Um does First
Speaker 1: of all, is you creepy to have a picture of
Speaker 1: yourself on yourself? Yeah? That's people will say, yes, yes, okay,
Speaker 1: all right? And number two, um, that's a copyright infringement
Speaker 1: because you stole that entire time from from a store.
Speaker 1: There's so you were fascinated the fact that the guy
Speaker 1: in their logo looked like you. Yes, yes, it was.
Speaker 1: It was. It was an eerie coincidence. At a time
Speaker 1: that I was looking to make a logo, our mutual
Speaker 1: friend Seth Cushner and I worked on this logo together,
Speaker 1: and I rest in peace set I always think of
Speaker 1: Seth now when I would look at this, So I guess,
Speaker 1: so I'm not going to get rid of it great,
Speaker 1: but just maybe look like a real right there. Well,
Speaker 1: it doesn't take much passed away created the logo and
Speaker 1: now yeah, now you feel like a thank So all
Speaker 1: I wanted to do was that is that right now? Currently,
Speaker 1: there's a lot of ship that's going on in my
Speaker 1: life right now, and I just think that there's gotta
Speaker 1: be a way to really own it and really what's
Speaker 1: going on you? So you want you want the po emoji?
Speaker 1: That's not no, no exactly. So I've come up with
Speaker 1: an idea concept of my own and then I'd like
Speaker 1: to actually own this stuff that's going on in my
Speaker 1: life in a way, in this symbolic way, and I
Speaker 1: want to kind of put that those symbols on my body. Okay,
Speaker 1: So I'm starting tomorrow pat to one of seven of them. Okay,
Speaker 1: there's seven of little things that are going Okay, number
Speaker 1: one to number one, we'll see what I tell you.
Speaker 1: Right now, I kind of cheapen what's really going on
Speaker 1: in my life, and I'm really trying to keep it
Speaker 1: very since. Give me the first one, just come on,
Speaker 1: you don't give me on seven? I need to know.
Speaker 1: I want to guess. Can we guess? There's somebody get
Speaker 1: The first one I wanna do is just I mean,
Speaker 1: I have the one from the marathon when I ran
Speaker 1: in the New York City Marathon. I have it. It's
Speaker 1: on my leg. That's great. So I'm obvious gonna get
Speaker 1: the duplicate on my other leg for the second marathon
Speaker 1: that I ran. So I I own both of those.
Speaker 1: You can't take them away from me. I tattoo. I
Speaker 1: have them on my legs. So that's that's one of them.
Speaker 1: So the second tattoo, but the one I'm getting tomorrow,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be this really nice, nice big letter T
Speaker 1: letter T. And it's a really great design. It's not
Speaker 1: like a block letter, but it's T like Greg t
Speaker 1: Tea gains a lot more. You know, you have to
Speaker 1: have a sentimental value. Your tattoos is also part of
Speaker 1: my name. It's my nickname. It is part of my
Speaker 1: last name. You know. It's been been a part of
Speaker 1: what I do for my whole life. But I feel
Speaker 1: like I've really done something with my life. I'm succeeded,
Speaker 1: and I want to take ownership of that. I don't
Speaker 1: want to give myself something personally that's not the same
Speaker 1: as this thing. You look, that's a bald guy on
Speaker 1: your on your arm. It's just what some people might think.
Speaker 1: That's the great adventure guy, the guy that jumps up
Speaker 1: and down on the rise the tie. What's that song?
Speaker 1: The Mr Schick We like to part, We like to
Speaker 1: party out here. He's gonna play this for us and
Speaker 1: we like the party. Come on, give me a really
Speaker 1: like the parts. How did that fitting the tattoo music?
Speaker 1: Because that makes my bold guy with the glasses logo
Speaker 1: looks like the guy from the Great Mr Sis Mr
Speaker 1: Ship Is that the guy's name, Mr Six? Mr six? Yeah?
Speaker 1: How do you know that? What? Some that's like some bad.
Speaker 1: He had the black and white shoe with the red
Speaker 1: boat tie on. He was like four ft tall, the
Speaker 1: big thick glasses and we'll see ball free when he's
Speaker 1: behind the microphone. He's pushing the buttons and I'm over here.
Speaker 1: He plays music like this, but this is his thing.
Speaker 1: We like. We like to play. Sorry, Gregg t likes
Speaker 1: seventies rock and roll. So guests in the studio, how
Speaker 1: rude of us, we're not even acknowledging them. I mean
Speaker 1: that's pretty I don't would have walked. They're like us.
Speaker 1: They're like scientists of scientists observing lab rats. That's what
Speaker 1: it comes down to. Friends. These are for friends of ours,
Speaker 1: but they're also happen to work from mac Weldon. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it just happened to work from and they're here. They also,
Speaker 1: by the way, I haven't tried mac Weldon underwear. It's
Speaker 1: like butter like but guys, but I didn't think i'd
Speaker 1: be in the room with all dudes talking about underwear
Speaker 1: and and butter in your whole life or but I
Speaker 1: mean it's flavored underwear, doesn't doesn't taste like butter. I
Speaker 1: don't think, what's up? I don't know. I don't but
Speaker 1: here's like a nervous girl on a first date right now?
Speaker 1: What is that? As long as it's not the better
Speaker 1: popcorn gel favor? I think. Yeah, I'm calling from mac Weldon.
Speaker 1: Ye oh, hi, Well, I'm so glad. That's scary introduced
Speaker 1: to you by taste in your underwear. I'm calling. I
Speaker 1: mean you could have said and you are butter underwear reference. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't know if I can do that. This is
Speaker 1: Brian for mac Weldon. There. Oh hi guys, thanks for
Speaker 1: the underwear. By the way, it's it tastes like butter. Good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got I was telling you, Brian. I had my
Speaker 1: my Heather Gray hoodie was kind of a destiny and
Speaker 1: I wore to Coney Island on Friday night and I
Speaker 1: got some we got some few cat calls and for
Speaker 1: men and women. So it's like, you know, so equal opportunity.
Speaker 1: We're giving them a tour of the station they just
Speaker 1: wanted to stop buying. Say, let let's be honest, we
Speaker 1: we also need some T shirts and we're hoping for
Speaker 1: mac well to to sponsor us. We get a T shirts.
Speaker 1: Maybe they could sponsor underwear because that's what they make
Speaker 1: that say either way, I mean we can put their names.
Speaker 1: You put their name on our T shirt. That would
Speaker 1: be nice as well. Guys, we've been we've been promising
Speaker 1: listeners off air show T shirts since day one. Okay,
Speaker 1: like before you guys leave, will make sure to give
Speaker 1: you guys T shirts you want to give them, because
Speaker 1: we do make some T shirts for eight episodes in
Speaker 1: I can tell you right now, forty episodes in. He's
Speaker 1: given away about maybe thirty six of these imaginary T shirts,
Speaker 1: taken down addresses and names and said, I will send
Speaker 1: you a shirt, and we'll send you a shirt. That's right,
Speaker 1: And we have like a stack growing I have names,
Speaker 1: but we don't have a spaw, we don't have shirts,
Speaker 1: and we don't even have a freaking logo. That's been
Speaker 1: It's not a story you want to tell a potential sponsor.
Speaker 1: I don't still get a bunch of shows to write
Speaker 1: the name would magic Margart at the Aufair show. So
Speaker 1: I just send it out, do it right? If we're
Speaker 1: gonna do should we just talk about right now whether
Speaker 1: or not we should do this or yeah, that's what
Speaker 1: we do. The Air to be developed logo. Don't even
Speaker 1: not just even if we should sponsor this. I mean yeah,
Speaker 1: he says, no, we just don't know. That would be
Speaker 1: an interesting post. I wouldn't we logos. He's got Calvin
Speaker 1: and Hobbs tattooed on him for some reason. This is
Speaker 1: the other guy getting letter t on his arm tea
Speaker 1: bag and I'm not gonna throw anybody away from that. Man.
Speaker 1: I'm all about it. I mean this it seems rather dicey.
Speaker 1: It's it's like endorsing maybe one of the presidential election
Speaker 1: may not be Do you say we weren't rogues and
Speaker 1: villains in here? You know? It's just sounds so funny
Speaker 1: though that you guys are you come on a day
Speaker 1: where all the callers are not working? You know, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's so ironic, right. We had a couple of phone
Speaker 1: calls that that came through earlier. No, they never came through.
Speaker 1: Every time you went to he never came through. I
Speaker 1: think I butt out you guys. Yeah, I've got to
Speaker 1: lock my phone. You guys messing with us, you get
Speaker 1: messing with up? No, no, for reals, like I put
Speaker 1: my phone in my back pocket. It's it's super easy
Speaker 1: to do it. And you know what happens right exactly,
Speaker 1: all right happen And now you just brought Jill in here.
Speaker 1: No, no no, she's just hanging out, not nor you can
Speaker 1: talk to her about I'm where if you right, ladies
Speaker 1: and gentlemen from our sales floor on floor number two,
Speaker 1: it's Jill, Jill say hire. You guys are really putting
Speaker 1: the pressure on. You're bringing sales people in. I didn't
Speaker 1: bring her in here. That is everything is premeditating. You
Speaker 1: do you want to talk about underwear? We just underwear
Speaker 1: right now? Is important? Do you think we underwear? Do
Speaker 1: you think to where it matters to kind of guy
Speaker 1: underwear a guy wears? Like when you see a guy
Speaker 1: when you strip down, strip a guy down, or when
Speaker 1: he takes his pants off, does it matter the kind
Speaker 1: of underwear he's wearing. Let me paint this picture. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's say you strip a guy down. One guy's wearing
Speaker 1: really nice clean underwear, solid, no logos on it. It
Speaker 1: looks clean and Chris the other guy has got Calvin
Speaker 1: Hobbs on his underwear. Which guy's more attractive? Just Calvin
Speaker 1: Paths on the Calvin and Hobbs underwear. Weird, It's not
Speaker 1: underwear on my skin permanently forever. There's a difference underwear.
Speaker 1: You know, you put it, you can change it. I
Speaker 1: think you can change it somewhere with this guy. No, No,
Speaker 1: it just it makes a difference because you know, one
Speaker 1: let's mature and one doesn't. I mean, you don't want it.
Speaker 1: You don't want to hook up with a guy. That's
Speaker 1: when we're in the underwear. He may be bought in
Speaker 1: college that's still got logos on it, or or weird
Speaker 1: designs like a smiley face college, right, I think? Is that?
Speaker 1: What is? It? Kill the mood? There? You go? Okay,
Speaker 1: So it's important and sales people know about creating moods.
Speaker 1: You know. I had a guy, I had a good
Speaker 1: frattorney brother of mine, and his name was Colin. I
Speaker 1: was to hang out all the time. So I'm feeling
Speaker 1: a good vibe, youre con I'm feeling really good vibe. Names.
Speaker 1: You know, it's about the name. Hey Boll for give
Speaker 1: me a song for underwear. Come on, give me a good,
Speaker 1: give me a good Mac waldon underwear song. Mac. Well,
Speaker 1: then please pull up beat. I beg of you, come on.
Speaker 1: I love Mac every day and I just so you
Speaker 1: like that. That was like an Adam Sandler version like it.
Speaker 1: Put that on our website. Yeah. Do you think I
Speaker 1: think we were if we all started chanting. I think
Speaker 1: it was there. Let me take it back into the
Speaker 1: workshop and I'll bring it back this week and we'll see.
Speaker 1: We'll see what we can do. Jingle Mac Weldon jingle,
Speaker 1: mean ash jingle. All right, you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: mean but not mean way mean meaning me meaning like awesome,
Speaker 1: I'm Mac we underwear. I like, yeah, I definitely it
Speaker 1: was not aware of that. Almost had an urban dictionary.
Speaker 1: I likes. Yeah. So anyway, Colin hang out in the
Speaker 1: podcast with us more often like this. He's got more
Speaker 1: He's got more energy than for you guys in the room.
Speaker 1: I'm not not yet, ye, I want to be with it.
Speaker 1: We can only do if we're playing Halo Halo so
Speaker 1: Halo scart and we have to play just pitching Mac Weldon.
Speaker 1: We have to play in our underwear okay. So, but
Speaker 1: it's I mean, it's just we're just two dudes chilling,
Speaker 1: playing videgains and underwearing maybe underwear the men's underwear fashion
Speaker 1: show before. Will you wear the black briefs that we
Speaker 1: sent you? Oh God, that's rough. I'm not a brief guy.
Speaker 1: I'm more of a boxer brief guy. Yeah, but I
Speaker 1: think some people might appreciate you being in brief. I mean,
Speaker 1: no one would appreciate that. I don't think. I don't
Speaker 1: know it. People, you know, they wouldn't disapprove. Let's just
Speaker 1: put a lot of blind people do approve of our
Speaker 1: I I can't make that job. Nothing to see here.
Speaker 1: We just lost the blind audience. That almost okay. So
Speaker 1: I wanted to play a clip from yesterday. From yesterday's
Speaker 1: offair show, We're going back in Time. Yeah, a little
Speaker 1: back in time. I was talking about the childhood myths
Speaker 1: that you believed when you were growing up, Things that
Speaker 1: you believe as a child. I believe because they called
Speaker 1: me Dumbo in the third grade and my ears stuck out.
Speaker 1: I believe that some sad music. This is my write,
Speaker 1: my wheelhouse. I thought if I would go home after
Speaker 1: school and do this my ears would straighten out and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna cry nor listen. This is when we played
Speaker 1: on yesterday's show from He's Gonna cry a lot of
Speaker 1: second here we go. I used to actually go home
Speaker 1: and tape tape my ears to my head. Yes I did,
Speaker 1: and hope they would grow normal. I used to call
Speaker 1: me dumb because my ears used to stick out in
Speaker 1: the third masking tape. Yes, with my with masking tape
Speaker 1: for like every day, for like my entire third grade.
Speaker 1: It's true, and I thought that my ears would But
Speaker 1: you know what they did grow normal? So is that
Speaker 1: is that what we call normal? Love this so we
Speaker 1: we wanted to know your childhood myths. You could, uh,
Speaker 1: you know if you can tweet us at the off
Speaker 1: air show and email us the office show at gmail
Speaker 1: dot com childhood Myths. Somebody actually said that they used
Speaker 1: to put weights on their curly hair. They used to
Speaker 1: try and weigh it down because they thought that it
Speaker 1: would straighten their hair out. They had a couple I
Speaker 1: heard that if you stand on your head and the
Speaker 1: blood rushes to your head and then it will help
Speaker 1: your hair grow. Because obviously I had some issues there,
Speaker 1: as we all know. In this room. Um, when when
Speaker 1: did you start going ball out of carriosity? Oh? Man,
Speaker 1: when I close though, when I was around seventeen eighteen,
Speaker 1: it started to go so yeah, yeah, yeah, but now
Speaker 1: I own it. You have a childhood child myth. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that you believe as a child that I guess.
Speaker 1: I always thought that we went to the moon in
Speaker 1: nineteen nine, and I realized now that that never happened.
Speaker 1: In the United States lied to us. The government lied
Speaker 1: to us, and we never went to the moon. N nine,
Speaker 1: a JFK was killed and assassinated by the government. He
Speaker 1: also took out Marilyn Monroe at the same time, because
Speaker 1: Kennedy told Marilyn wrote all these secrets, so they took
Speaker 1: him all at the same time. When you were and
Speaker 1: his brother, it was all done at the same time.
Speaker 1: It's right, your mom told you all this when you
Speaker 1: were six. True, it's all these lies. The government lies
Speaker 1: to us constantly. And this is the those limits. That
Speaker 1: is that the note you're leaving on to go to
Speaker 1: the doctor. That's quite a drop on you know why
Speaker 1: he's going to the doctor. Doctor he's seeing at a
Speaker 1: cart that one can absolutely Colin, we're definitely hanging out
Speaker 1: again up. The other one for me was that like
Speaker 1: if you pick your nose and you get like a
Speaker 1: big horse nose. Yeah, oh right, yeah, so that was
Speaker 1: how my my grandmother dissuaded me from picking your face
Speaker 1: would actually obviously it didn't work. Your face would freeze
Speaker 1: that way, right if you like stuck your tongue out
Speaker 1: like like, I don't remember, I didn't get that. I got.
Speaker 1: That's a new one. I got the one if you
Speaker 1: start the TV it would ruin your eyes or like that.
Speaker 1: But how many things would have up? So a sentimental
Speaker 1: I'm fine, I got TV was my babysitter. I think
Speaker 1: my eyes are pretty good, yeah, alright, and they look good.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, well you're not close enough, but if
Speaker 1: you were, you I don't want to look into your
Speaker 1: eyes too too intently. We may you know, no, I
Speaker 1: know we're talking about underwear looking at my eyes. But
Speaker 1: we have some social feedback, social media feedback. Even though
Speaker 1: greg c left to go to the quote unquote doctor,
Speaker 1: I'm ready for social media feedback on the spot, bro,
Speaker 1: so me freed back. People love us so damn much.
Speaker 1: Maybe so this one this comes to us from Mike Gregory.
Speaker 1: Um oh, Mike and Gregory or Gregory Scary said, this
Speaker 1: is going back to the spelling b show where we
Speaker 1: quiz You're welcome. It was greg T versus me versus
Speaker 1: Ronnie's cousin baby Anthony, and he's my nephew, but who's counting?
Speaker 1: Baby Anthony? And I tied for first and Gregg spelled
Speaker 1: one word right, So it said. Scary said that the
Speaker 1: three year old was a quarter of his age, So
Speaker 1: I guess that makes Scary twelve years old. Take it
Speaker 1: easy to keep up the good stuff. Maybe you guys
Speaker 1: should do a math contest next. So I apologize to
Speaker 1: numbers right, exactly what's all about the numbers? I heard?
Speaker 1: Melissa Klantz wrote to us. I've emailed you guys before,
Speaker 1: and I'll continue to email you again until Ronnie stops
Speaker 1: beliveling greg T about his spelling. The first couple of
Speaker 1: times it was funny, but now it's an everyday thing.
Speaker 1: It's really become annoying. Bullying is not okay, and by
Speaker 1: allowing Ronnie to continue, you are encouraging bullying. If this continues,
Speaker 1: I will stop listening to your podcast and run an
Speaker 1: email to Elvis about my discomfort. Did you write that
Speaker 1: is that you. This is from Melissa. Isn't she bowling
Speaker 1: you by making threats like that? My ex? Then she
Speaker 1: goes on to write, I can't spell usually and she
Speaker 1: spells usually at U s U s l l y,
Speaker 1: which is only her right now. It's ironic except when
Speaker 1: I feel passionately about something like this, So she spelled
Speaker 1: the word she's misspelled. Or Melissa, Baby, I'm a lover,
Speaker 1: not a fighter. Is that your response? I mean I
Speaker 1: could come back at you and say you're kind of
Speaker 1: reacting a little bit, but I don't want to upset you.
Speaker 1: We did the spelling, b I proved what I had
Speaker 1: to have to prove. I'll layoff great teeth from now
Speaker 1: on just to make you happy. Baby. Alright, come on, baby,
Speaker 1: you want to love making music for her? No? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: it was very very wide of you, Jessica Latrell Right,
Speaker 1: I want to spell related to the trust be well,
Speaker 1: you might much reference there. I love talking about that.
Speaker 1: I I want to tell you guys, you're doing a
Speaker 1: great job. I've been listening to you since the beginning.
Speaker 1: My favorite activity, hold on, here's an episode. My favorite
Speaker 1: episode is June two, sixteen, where Gregg tannoys the hell
Speaker 1: out of you, guys. Every EPISOD episode listen, every episode
Speaker 1: gets funnier every time to listen back. Thank you so
Speaker 1: special about and here's some feedback on episode forty six.
Speaker 1: What the hell are we doing? Forty six? That was
Speaker 1: the spelling be? Another one? Absolutely love to show you guys.
Speaker 1: Listen to it this morning. I laughed throughout the entire
Speaker 1: thirty eight minutes. I stand corrected. I still think they
Speaker 1: should be fifteen minute podcasts. Uh so Irene Theodoro writes,
Speaker 1: please have baby Anthony back on for another spelling be.
Speaker 1: What a smart kid? Well, Melissa will be upset, can
Speaker 1: please everybody? I'm just kids. What kind of words were
Speaker 1: you guys spelling? And how did you lose if you
Speaker 1: were competing with a three year old that I'm very
Speaker 1: proud of you. You've made great strides. Yeah, no, no,
Speaker 1: I had stickers for you in my backpack interview. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we gave the three year old stickers, I think, And
Speaker 1: did you get stickers? I did not, did not get
Speaker 1: sicker and that he got a trophy and I didn't.
Speaker 1: But I was like, in your face, bitch during the contest. Yeah,
Speaker 1: talk trash, talk about bullying. And then I've got a
Speaker 1: three year old that talk trasher all the time. You know,
Speaker 1: you just got to prepare them for life. I come
Speaker 1: in the door, first thing, guess hit her is like, hey,
Speaker 1: guess what You're little exactly right? And then I do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she can't say anything You're wrong. She's gonna say, no,
Speaker 1: you're wrong, I'm not exactly she is. You gotta show
Speaker 1: them what's up, you know, because and then if she
Speaker 1: tries to talk back to me at throwing a scary movie,
Speaker 1: I'm like, good luck sleeping. There's three exorcis for you. Now.
Speaker 1: If you guys want parenting tips, just feel free to
Speaker 1: tweet me. You can't call them. You got I'm with
Speaker 1: you man, all right, So you're not doing a podcast tomorrow.
Speaker 1: We're gonna bring Colin back me, Colin and Greg too.
Speaker 1: You're cool with that parenting podcast? Yeah, yeah, we'll make
Speaker 1: it another special episodes. Yeah wait, hold on, I got
Speaker 1: to continue on here because the email goes onto there's
Speaker 1: more scary Nice work today, per usual. You need to
Speaker 1: You wrote that at the bottom of all these written
Speaker 1: great team. Sorry you lost. You did have some rather
Speaker 1: tough words, but I hope you get you guys get uh,
Speaker 1: you get back in some way. You're a great sport
Speaker 1: and Ronnie loved the collaboration of intro music host and
Speaker 1: cheerleader for your nephew. You are a great asset to
Speaker 1: the show. Plus I'm totally crushing on you. That's from Irene.
Speaker 1: Why don't you up on Facebook? What's happened the home?
Speaker 1: That's Irene? Irene? I care? Are we saying cheerleading or
Speaker 1: is this like you know, flag squad? You know, because
Speaker 1: there's cheerleaders, then there's the flag team and then like
Speaker 1: the kickers. Listen. I take I take compliments from anyone
Speaker 1: of any sex and any but there's there's levels of
Speaker 1: compliments like that was a nice one though, that was
Speaker 1: a nice one, and uh, just a couple on our
Speaker 1: football podcast, there's more. Yeah, well there's a couple of
Speaker 1: you're really you're really going all out well here here
Speaker 1: this is because I didn't think that football had any place.
Speaker 1: Great team wants to do a weekly football segment. Uh
Speaker 1: you know on our podcast, Oh we have, but that's
Speaker 1: real football. It's a different foot. We give a tattoo
Speaker 1: of um, what do you got there? Arsenal Football Club
Speaker 1: Arttional football club nice over his left boop. Sure it's
Speaker 1: not football conference. Heart belongs to that team, it does. Okay,
Speaker 1: there you go. I remind my wife every day, wow,
Speaker 1: not her she comes in second. Yeah, do you talk
Speaker 1: to your wife? Like? Can you talk to us? I
Speaker 1: really don't have a filter there yet. And sometimes actually
Speaker 1: every day in the office, Brian Walton say, how does
Speaker 1: how did you get your wife? Again? And I just
Speaker 1: worked by she's madly in love with me and I
Speaker 1: just leave it at that. It's all about confidence. Yea,
Speaker 1: what you got her? You got her? Yeah? So yeah,
Speaker 1: So I didn't think they were Football have really had
Speaker 1: a place on this having to planet earth Bro, I
Speaker 1: didn't want football on the part. I just thought I
Speaker 1: just thought that to do it every week it's just
Speaker 1: gonna be too much. But Laurie seventy gmail dot com right,
Speaker 1: scary great and Ronnie, I'm a huge fan also a
Speaker 1: huge football fan, and I'm a girl. Uh so here
Speaker 1: I am emailing you studs. Ps. I have a crush
Speaker 1: on all of you. It doesn't sound as good when
Speaker 1: she includes to you guys, it's not just me. We'll
Speaker 1: screw you, but you're singles alright. I'm single. You guys
Speaker 1: are both single. Well, I'm not married, but sensitive. Alan
Speaker 1: true X rights, Hey, guys, I don't see how having
Speaker 1: this football character will be clever, witty or funny as
Speaker 1: your current podcast is. I'd have to fast forward through
Speaker 1: those interviews with him as I don't follow footst my
Speaker 1: opinion helps. That's from Alan true X at Gmail. So
Speaker 1: you first, I think this point counterpoint, and we don't
Speaker 1: have it. You know, we don't have the man himself
Speaker 1: here to defend themselves. I think it's this great tea
Speaker 1: about these social networking feedback because he's the one that
Speaker 1: wants to rock out some football here. We're gonna wait
Speaker 1: for great to come back because there are three more
Speaker 1: email that came in on just the football controversy. Are
Speaker 1: you guys big football fans. I'm a giant fans. We're
Speaker 1: casual fans. I'll tell you what. I don't follow any
Speaker 1: sports really accept soccer, but I do want to know
Speaker 1: what's going on in the sports world purely for water
Speaker 1: cooler conversations, so I think, and that's why that's why
Speaker 1: you own a phone exactly. Yeah, like you don't need
Speaker 1: to like do a football show, but I think giving
Speaker 1: like highlights of you know, I don't know what they
Speaker 1: say in football, but my thought, but giving water cooler information,
Speaker 1: that's that's that's that's that's something huge happens in a
Speaker 1: game on Sunday. I'm not opposed to talking about it
Speaker 1: on the podcast. It's just it gets it gets me
Speaker 1: my dander up that we have to actually talk. Let's
Speaker 1: let's dedicate fifteen minutes to football talk. When I'm like,
Speaker 1: you're alienating a general audience. So you know, remember this
Speaker 1: is still a baby podcast in the ground podcast, like
Speaker 1: we're still developing, weying to find our way. But if
Speaker 1: you're watching, if you guys all watch the game on Sunday,
Speaker 1: there's no harm in talking about for and then it's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that ship wasn't crazy. Check out that replay, Like true,
Speaker 1: that's right, that's harmless. All right, okay, all right, did
Speaker 1: you take a notes your scary Gary Jones Colin is
Speaker 1: the new executive producer of this podcast that he's a consultant.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do everything consultant direction. We do Greg teas
Speaker 1: more than shirtless most of the time around here, so
Speaker 1: so you'll fit right in with exactly. And there's one
Speaker 1: other thing, I wanted to get to asside from social media.
Speaker 1: Fee let's keep talking. Yeah, let's keep going. One other thing, uh,
Speaker 1: and that would be something that I think you and
Speaker 1: I should erase from this list that Gregg T puts together.
Speaker 1: Greg puts together the outline of the show. So, now
Speaker 1: that Greg Tea is gone, Like, would you have brought
Speaker 1: this up if Greg Tea was in the room, Probably not?
Speaker 1: All right, Well, you talk trash behind someone's back, obvious exactly.
Speaker 1: So Yeah, because I'm a bust bald free I need you.
Speaker 1: I need you, bald freak, to get on my side
Speaker 1: on this. We have to crush off this list. On
Speaker 1: the list, it's been here for a while now, and
Speaker 1: at the bottom it says, let's try soap. We need
Speaker 1: a soap. Let's try soap. We need soap. Pump why
Speaker 1: you guys or something? He wants maybe great tea, he
Speaker 1: wants everybody, let's try soap for the first time, and
Speaker 1: soap he prefers blood of dogs or something. He still will.
Speaker 1: I love the fact that Colin takes everything literal, but
Speaker 1: you know it's the wrong for him. Then Greg T
Speaker 1: actually wants us, wants to bring soap. Soap pump in
Speaker 1: and pump soap into our mouths and try eat it.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Can we remove this from the
Speaker 1: list here? I frankly, frankly, I think I think you
Speaker 1: need to confront him about it. He's gonna listen to
Speaker 1: this later and he's going to be upset that you
Speaker 1: didn't confront him about it. Great tease. They had nothing
Speaker 1: to do with this. You want, you want to put
Speaker 1: soap in your mouth, go for it. About we have
Speaker 1: five listeners come up and just start jamming, just pumping
Speaker 1: soap into I don't know, he's got something about Carl
Speaker 1: Luccioli here not learned anything from a Christmas story where
Speaker 1: Ralph had to put up in his mouth? Exactly right?
Speaker 1: It was he preferred? Uh? Was it? Life boy? Was
Speaker 1: the soap that he put in his mouth because because
Speaker 1: he didn't say fudge, he said the the word, the
Speaker 1: f dash dash dash word. Yeah, exactly. I love that movie.
Speaker 1: Can we watch it right now? Is? I think let's
Speaker 1: put them on right now. We were about to wrap
Speaker 1: up up the summertime little Christmas story. You guys have
Speaker 1: some fun here today. Was this was good for you
Speaker 1: as it was for using them? On. You know, I'll
Speaker 1: call you sometimes. It's not friends from mack Weldon. Another rejection.
Speaker 1: You used to it scary. Yeah, it's like it's like
Speaker 1: my entire college years right there. Well you got you
Speaker 1: got that. I'll call he some time a lot college.
Speaker 1: Thank you for today. What's your website? By the way, uh,
Speaker 1: mac Weldon dot com. And if anybody wants we actually
Speaker 1: while we were here on our funds, we've created a
Speaker 1: code where they can can we can we throw that
Speaker 1: out there, Brian, what's the code? The code is off air?
Speaker 1: Can you spell that like a spelling a coach? Alre? Okay,
Speaker 1: so say again now it's it's mac Weldon dot com.
Speaker 1: It's m A c w E l O almost almost
Speaker 1: already lost the spelling. Bronne's nephew to get this right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: m A c K weldon w E l d O
Speaker 1: n dot com. Spom dot com is dot c O M. Thanks,
Speaker 1: just want to get it. M A c K w
Speaker 1: E l d O n dot com. Very good? Use
Speaker 1: keyword Nope, it's not a well, so it's not a
Speaker 1: key words A promo code. Promo code. The promo code
Speaker 1: is off air O F F A talk about bowling. Well,
Speaker 1: because the guy uses a O L and hot now
Speaker 1: doesn't mean he's old. Oh he's old. For other reasons
Speaker 1: are O F A I R. He's old because he
Speaker 1: still uses a flip phone. Okay, those are battery life
Speaker 1: all right. And then so that'll get some what would
Speaker 1: I get that'll charge him double bay simply. Yeah. Actually
Speaker 1: when they order, they'll get an email with it was
Speaker 1: pictures of you guys. Yeah, it's just you know what
Speaker 1: pressed the bubble that you like that. Yeah, we'll see
Speaker 1: what happens. It will be in a b test. Thanks
Speaker 1: for coming out here and thanks for offering that to
Speaker 1: our listeners. It's really cool. We like to get back,
Speaker 1: especially since we've been nothing but empty promises up to
Speaker 1: episode forty eight and giving out T shirts. So it's
Speaker 1: our first real thing that we're offering. You're you're offering
Speaker 1: to take care of their balls. We are, and it's
Speaker 1: just guys. First female things there. Ladies know well, ladies
Speaker 1: obviously can wear stuff. My wife wears our stuff all
Speaker 1: the time. But the most important thing is is ladies,
Speaker 1: get your guide addressed like an adult and then growing
Speaker 1: up and get himself, you know, some real underwear and
Speaker 1: we all. We actually, Greg t and I and Bald
Speaker 1: Freak all were these. And I gotta tell you, it's
Speaker 1: like butter. It'll be the best thing, the best thing
Speaker 1: you'll ever hell ever, he will love you forever, he'll
Speaker 1: propose to you, he will get down on one knee
Speaker 1: for post you say thank you for getting me these.
Speaker 1: I'm serious, They're they're really good. You're doing that that,
Speaker 1: Mica Mike Myers. It's like butter. It's like, if you
Speaker 1: like butter and underwear, then go to Mack Weldon Nuck.
Speaker 1: I'm also a product of the nineties. Sorry, yeah, because
Speaker 1: you're a product of today. Don't you coming in. We're
Speaker 1: gonna see you guys Monday, because tomorrow we're off to
Speaker 1: Iowa for the However, like that, it's just a constant
Speaker 1: bedday by everybody. And Gregg Tea, if you're listening to this,
Speaker 1: just look, you're a bitch and we're not tasting soap.
Speaker 1: Just watch me now, I guess just wh be not