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Speaker 1: Jewels dirty little secret and running out of fake names

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Speaker 1: Jewels Show, It's time for your dirty little secret. Remember

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Speaker 1: text in four one six one. If you have a

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret, you can tell us anything on the show.

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Speaker 1: And by anything, we mean anything because we keep everybody anonymous.

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Speaker 1: That's why everybody who wants to tell us a dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret gets a fake anonymous nickname. And on the

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Speaker 1: phone right now, Alex, do you have a fake name

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Speaker 1: because I can't think of any? Oh? Really? Yes? Um? Sure?

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Speaker 1: On the phone right now is our neighbor's two year

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Speaker 1: old screaming kid outside. Oh man, you are allowed our

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Speaker 1: neighbor's two ye old screaming kid outside. Yeah, I'm sorry

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Speaker 1: for keeping you upside, that's all right. How do you

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Speaker 1: learn to use the phone? And what kind of secrets

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Speaker 1: do you have? You're like two, I don't know, but

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Speaker 1: I do have one dirty little secret I wanted to

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Speaker 1: tell you by what's that? All right? What is it? So?

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Speaker 1: Unfortunately I'm doing really poorly in school? Okay, like what

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Speaker 1: kind of school? What I mean by that? College? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Yeah I was one. I was like high school or whatever.

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Speaker 1: So you're doing bad in college? Yeah? Unfortunately? Are you

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Speaker 1: just embarrassed because of that. Yeah, that's your dirty little secret. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean I'm definitely embarrassed about that. But that's not

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Speaker 1: my pretty little secret. I've just been really really distracted,

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Speaker 1: really distracted. It's very easy to be distracted, and during school,

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Speaker 1: I feel like, yeah, I was. I didn't go to college.

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Speaker 1: I went to a couple of years. Well not even

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Speaker 1: a couple of years. I went to a class and

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Speaker 1: a half of community college and a half. Because I

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Speaker 1: went to a couple of years of community community college,

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Speaker 1: I'll start to say that I'd be like I I went

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Speaker 1: to a couple years. Might No, I didn't. I went

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Speaker 1: to community college for like two nights and then I

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Speaker 1: went to another community college for like a week. So

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Speaker 1: really I've got about a week and two nights of

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Speaker 1: community college under my belt. That's how distracted I got

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Speaker 1: with college. So it's easy to get distracted. Um, is

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Speaker 1: there a reason that you're distracted? Is that why you're calling? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: there is a reason why I've been distracted. And that's

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Speaker 1: my little secret. So I kind of have the hots

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Speaker 1: for one of my professors. Oh okay, so you I

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Speaker 1: feel like that's a common thing. Is a common pretty

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Speaker 1: common I don't know that. I never went to college either,

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Speaker 1: but you hear about it all the time, people having

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Speaker 1: crushes on their professors. Do you think that the professor

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Speaker 1: has a crush on you? Um? I feel like she

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Speaker 1: flirts with me, but it's hard to tell. How what's

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Speaker 1: the age gap between you? Guys? She's maybe ten years

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Speaker 1: older than me. Okay, that's not far off. I mean

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Speaker 1: you could still date someone who's ten years older than you.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you're supposed to date your professors

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Speaker 1: or not. Well, you should ask her out when she's

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Speaker 1: not your professor anymore. Yeah, yeah, I mean I guess

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Speaker 1: I could do that, or while she is in time?

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Speaker 1: Why don't you ask her out while she is your

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Speaker 1: professor because could help you get an a maybe? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's yeah. I don't know who knows. It could work

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Speaker 1: out down the line, but yeah, that's my little secret. Well,

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Speaker 1: good luck in that situation. I hope you're the best. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: if you ever have any awkward crushes like that, like

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Speaker 1: a teacher crush. Ever, I can't remember any teacher that

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Speaker 1: I've ever ever had a crush on. You've got teacher

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Speaker 1: that I have crushed on you? I don't think so

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Speaker 1: not that i'd been aware of school cop had a crush.

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Speaker 1: Actually that is true. Yeah, he wasn't a teacher though,

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Speaker 1: he was my creepy story. He's a creepy story. It's

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Speaker 1: a creepy stories. So yeah, there was somebody at one

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Speaker 1: of my schools who definitely tried to I don't know,

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Speaker 1: he was flirting with me and I was I was young.

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Speaker 1: I mean, nothing ever happened, but that's because of me.

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Speaker 1: Good for you, I didn't allow it. Good for you,

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Speaker 1: bad for him, What about you, Jewball. I don't think

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Speaker 1: I ever had any crush on a teacher. I did

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Speaker 1: have a weird teacher though in elementaries. Oh no, it

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Speaker 1: was junior high school. It's it was seventh grade. I

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Speaker 1: had a weird teacher in seventh grade who would wear

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Speaker 1: really short skirts, right, oh, and then she would wear

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Speaker 1: short skirts and then always go to grab things really high.

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Speaker 1: Like every single boy in the classroom look at each

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Speaker 1: other like she did she doing that on purpose? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we didn't know though. It was like all of because

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Speaker 1: like you know, there were thirteen fourteen year old boys,

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Speaker 1: so we're thinking like we're thinking, we're like, oh, right,

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Speaker 1: that is, but all of us would look at each

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Speaker 1: other like, is she doing that on purpose? It was

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Speaker 1: like she was doing our person. We would talk about it.

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Speaker 1: We would talk about it and wonder. So it was

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Speaker 1: either just a bad outfit choice or she was I

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Speaker 1: don't know. Text in four one or six one. If

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Speaker 1: you've had a crush on a teacher, are you a

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Speaker 1: teacher you? Or are you a creepy teacher? What's your

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret?