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Speaker 2: Hi, this is Io.

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Speaker 6: Hi, I'm Io.

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Speaker 1: Are you named after IO West or IO Chicago?

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Speaker 5: Thank you so much for that.

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Speaker 5: I'm actually named after the IO Cruise Ship Division, and

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Speaker 1: Huh.

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Speaker 4: And in the past, we've had Shelby Farrow come on

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Speaker 1: She was our official youth correspondent. She's young like us,

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Speaker 4: And when you turn twenty four, you are sent to

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Speaker 5: So, and the rocks are the rocks that they actually

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Speaker 4: Young people are jeweling, and it is causing their lungs

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Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, are you It is everything like fine?

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Speaker 2: It's like, do your research. I just don't want to

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Speaker 5: Then I don't want to get like you can't.

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Speaker 1: And this is what I'm in trouble for, is that

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Speaker 1: minion meme? Go which one should I be checking out?

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Speaker 6: No, I'm looking at.

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Speaker 1: But you might as well be on Mars mining rocks

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Speaker 2: And you've heard of I Robot and this is I canography.

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Speaker 2: Yes, they laid a nest, They really did. You should

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh my god, the bones are everywhere.

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Speaker 6: Oh my god, is that LeVar Burton's Bones.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that's crazy. Here's my finger.

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Speaker 5: Well this is the thing, Hay. When you're young, you're

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Speaker 1: And I freaking jug a mud cup of mud from

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Speaker 1: You know it comes out of the mud swamp thing, something.

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Speaker 6: Comes out of swamp thing, DC swamp thing.

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Speaker 6: Here they twelve.

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Speaker 2: Here here be monsters for sure.

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Speaker 1: Can you remind me what the Count Dragular toy the

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Speaker 2: The one probably thangs for.

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Speaker 6: The thanks for the for the memories.

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Speaker 5: It's Count Dracula la Mummy actually and Brandon Frasier's Bobby

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Speaker 1: Fanks of fangs for the mummy rears.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, and that one is actually the one that makes

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Speaker 1: That makes the most sense or money, Yeah, freaking dollars.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you. I think it's I think it said

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Speaker 6: Okay, that's really Allward.

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Speaker 5: That's really awkward because I spent a lot of time

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and that obviously would have made a lot of sense.

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Speaker 1: I thank you.

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Speaker 5: Aka cash capital Bitcoin.

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Speaker 1: So bitcoin is the hot thing. We've obviously tried to

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Speaker 1: mine it on the show before by generating random numbers. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what did we do wrong? Because what we wound up

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Speaker 5: Cryptocuragy yeah, well, bitcoin is honestly dying at this point.

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Speaker 2: That's the way to go.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, pretty much, We're we're going straight to blood in

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Speaker 5: the blood. We're exchanging blood for capital at this point.

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Speaker 4: And so you gotta I know, so I know a

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Speaker 4: And I don't want to bring up both memories. But

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Speaker 4: question I've been having.

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Speaker 2: Is this show gang Gig?

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Speaker 1: Is this?

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Speaker 2: Like I see young people saying this is this is?

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Speaker 2: Can we be that? Too?

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Speaker 4: Can be?

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Speaker 2: Can we be gang Gig?

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Speaker 1: Can I please be Ganggang? Please?

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Speaker 6: Well, guys, this is a lot of like pressure.

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Speaker 1: Please can you.

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Speaker 2: Just talk to the young people?

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Speaker 1: Some of them say, if we're gangang, this is.

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Speaker 5: Like really this is really tough. I gotta because I

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Speaker 5: context gay gang?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Is that? Okayang?

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Speaker 5: Are you singing it?

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Speaker 2: Am?

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Speaker 1: I'm extra am I so extra I.

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Speaker 5: Mean, you're there's you're a little much right now, you're

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Speaker 5: not so extra.

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Speaker 1: Knew it.

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Speaker 6: Oh come on, don't beat yourself up.

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Speaker 1: I knew it.

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Speaker 6: Don't beat yourself up.

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Speaker 2: I could feel it.

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Speaker 6: Haze, did no one, no one tell you this before?

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Speaker 1: You just need a free Unfortunately they did. That's why

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Speaker 1: I asked. I'm just hoping they were wrong.

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Speaker 5: I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 4: No Forever Dog is in this like little like wood

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Speaker 4: panel office downtown.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like a detective's office. Sometimes.

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Speaker 4: I like imagining what the detective's ghosts is, like thinking.

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Speaker 2: Just being like what the fuck does it happened to

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Speaker 5: It's it is there is like like a man who

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Speaker 5: exclusively smoked out of a pipe and like gazed out

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Speaker 4: Talking to these people are talking about a drag race

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Speaker 4: but there's no cars.

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Speaker 5: Freaked out, my god, my god, what have we come to?

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Speaker 4: And the detective's ghost is sending me uh and what

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Speaker 4: how do we get into this office?

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Speaker 6: Okay?

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Speaker 5: Well, if I just like I feel I was come.

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Speaker 5: I was invited here, you know, to bring in experts perspective.

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Speaker 5: So I just I just might have to let it rip.

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Speaker 5: Is that? Okay?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Are you sure that you can handle that?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: I got to crack at being told that he's a

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Speaker 5: little much and letting.

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Speaker 2: It rip is like bonking as well.

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Speaker 6: Right, it's bunk adjacent for sure, that's hot bank.

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Speaker 1: So I what am I serving?

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Speaker 5: Okay? Well, I mean like right now you're sort of

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Speaker 5: giving me like uh like single father.

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Speaker 6: Like because you've been living off a fake one.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Well you told me that this is the forum

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Speaker 4: I was missing last time, and now.

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Speaker 5: I have it, sir, I sir, once again, you cannot

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Speaker 5: enter this line if you do not have all Well

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Speaker 5: how would I again? Sir? Sir?

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Speaker 6: Please if you don't.

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Speaker 1: But you didn't say that. So this is, sir, This

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Speaker 1: is who.

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Speaker 5: I am, Sir.

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Speaker 6: No one's denying I am.

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Speaker 2: I am who I say I am.

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Speaker 6: Sir, Sir, I believe you.

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Speaker 5: Obviously, no one is denying your identity. However, you do

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Speaker 5: not That's exactly what you're doing, sir.

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Speaker 6: If you do not fill out these forms forms.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. I

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Speaker 5: should have finished high school. I think my mother was right,

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Speaker 5: she was.

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Speaker 2: This whole time.

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Speaker 1: Oh I have it.

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Speaker 2: I have it.

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Speaker 5: Oh, oh thank you. Oh yeah, this is beautiful.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's my phone bill and this is Forever Dog.

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Speaker 4: That's we used to do this kind of thing. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: and it's you being here that.

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Speaker 1: Yes, we're in these little scenic moments and we blend

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Speaker 5: Okay, I'm just gonna like off rip, just like off home. Right,

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Speaker 5: just give like a few like off top, like give

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Speaker 5: just like a few thoughts. Bosh, smaller.

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Speaker 1: Okay, you need this shrink, Bob, but.

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Speaker 5: She needs to be much smaller.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, he's not gonna like that.

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Speaker 2: Would be funny with him, the carrying around this huge bone.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and okay, already we're getting we're getting new life,

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Speaker 5: we're getting humor, we're getting we're getting fresh reading out.

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Speaker 5: We're getting like irony, just a visual joke.

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Speaker 1: Yes, of this giant bone and is.

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Speaker 6: So small, but this bone is so huge. That's ironic

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Speaker 6: that I just.

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Speaker 1: Got a bath yesterday. If you guys want to take

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Speaker 1: a big whiff of him.

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Speaker 2: I have been Yeah, I have been doing this.

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Speaker 1: Have you taken a big hard sniff?

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Speaker 6: I haven't taken a hard sniff of your dog.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's crazy. But he got a bath yesterday.

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Speaker 5: I well, I just got told but in order to

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Speaker 6: Only have four, and so I got rid of my

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Speaker 1: Are they are?

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Speaker 2: They okay?

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Speaker 1: So, but it's the sense of smell is gone, and

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Speaker 1: it's the four other traditional ones.

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Speaker 2: It's not one new wiless sense of smell.

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Speaker 5: Well making like like living fast, hard, making cash podcasting.

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Speaker 5: So these are all that is a sense living fast, hard,

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Speaker 5: making cash, podcast money hard. Yes, exactly exactly.

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Speaker 6: And so do you see the that he's he's saying.

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Speaker 2: Yes, that he's just seizing on it.

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Speaker 6: You with like a language that you might understand.

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Speaker 1: Give me a chance.

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Speaker 4: Yes, man, I'm trying to guess the first time in

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Speaker 4: twenty eleven.

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Speaker 5: You're got anyways, you gotta you gotta big, you gotta big.

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Speaker 2: What is it?

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Speaker 5: What happens with those courses? Like the guy has a

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Speaker 5: big nose, and then there's an alligator and then he

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Speaker 5: has angel winksh. I'm just trying to connect with culture.

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Speaker 1: One of them he's having sex, yeah, green book. One

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Speaker 1: of the rebels commercials the fucking cartoons are getting it on.

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Speaker 5: Cartoons is that young cartoons are cartoons are having sex.

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Speaker 1: Cartoons are hornier than they were.

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Speaker 5: Huh, exactly, Well, they're more.

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Speaker 2: Commercial, is freaking hen tie, It's true, It's true.

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Speaker 6: Is it is technically legally?

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Speaker 2: I have to be honest.

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Speaker 5: Thank you for your What.

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Speaker 2: Is happening on the show that you did the show?

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Speaker 2: Is there a segment?

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Speaker 1: Segments?

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 1: Which can we do it?

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Speaker 6: Can we do a segment?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Okay, we play one that's called we play one that's called, uh,

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Speaker 5: celebrity stock market?

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Speaker 1: Okay, so yes.

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Speaker 5: Buy and sell celebrities exactly. People aren't people. Aren't people.

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Speaker 5: They're cash corn.

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Speaker 6: They're meat exactly, their beans, their milk, their eggs.

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Speaker 5: There, I don't there's Samsung there, Intel Pro, they're cointeil pro.

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Speaker 1: I don't love being producted when the media is producting me.

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Speaker 1: I don't always love that.

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Speaker 5: Okay, well buckle up because that's young, that's youth.

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Speaker 1: I love it.

463
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Speaker 5: So, yes, exactly, I like it.

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Speaker 1: Yes, it should happen more.

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Speaker 5: You look seventeen to me right now.

466
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Speaker 1: I'm buying shares of Zach Fraud.

467
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Speaker 2: Who's in the celebrity stock market?

468
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Speaker 6: It's everybody.

469
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Speaker 5: But basically, you have to pick if you're gonna buy

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Speaker 5: you're gonna sell, You're gonna hold people because you're buying

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Speaker 5: zac Efron mistake.

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Speaker 1: I'm getting I'm buying low on snack Ephron. I. I

473
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Speaker 1: could see him really taking off code. His stock code

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Speaker 1: is f R O M.

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Speaker 5: He's like, why is he dead?

476
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Speaker 2: Ted Bundy movie?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, that kind of flopped. And then he was in

478
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Speaker 6: that beach flop on Netflix, and that's true. Netflix is infallible.

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Speaker 5: Netflix is God, Netflix is money, Netflix.

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Speaker 1: Is Netflix is zady perfect.

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Speaker 6: Netflix is bay. Netflix is the yos.

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Speaker 1: Queen when Bey's a streaming service. So okay, great, all right,

483
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Speaker 1: that kind of bombed and then you said beach Bum.

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Speaker 5: Beach Bum kind of like kind of flopped. So he

485
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Speaker 5: would be somebody who was like you did you like

486
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Speaker 5: beach Bum? Yeah, okay, that's good to.

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Speaker 4: He went to a screening with I went to a

488
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Speaker 4: screening and follow up Q and A. So you didn't

489
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Speaker 4: understand about it, he might be able to.

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Speaker 2: Explain it to you. I can tell you about it.

491
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Speaker 5: Did you did you you liked how Reverend It was?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 6: And he thought that the poem's being bad.

494
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Speaker 5: That was like funny, what being bad?

495
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Speaker 6: The poem's being bad?

496
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's just really the one poem over

497
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Speaker 2: and over again.

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Speaker 5: For the most part, made me feel crazy.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, that's mart Lawrence.

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Speaker 1: He was unbelievable.

501
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Speaker 5: He was really good.

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Speaker 1: I mean, he was so funny in it. Honestly, I

503
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Speaker 1: laughed out loud at that. I probably laughed out loud

504
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Speaker 1: of that movie more times than any other movie I

505
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Speaker 1: saw this year, any other movie that I saw this year.

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Speaker 5: Did you see MA?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 5: Okay, go see Mo the celebrity Stock Markets's cash cat.

509
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Speaker 2: How's she doing? Check the ticker? Crack you up?

510
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Speaker 6: Sorry, cracked you up?

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Speaker 1: My friend wrote it, I feel like, shut up, you

512
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Speaker 1: feel like what?

513
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Speaker 5: I just feel like I know a lot of people

514
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Speaker 5: who are like that. Guy's my friend.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's sort of his job as being friends.

516
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Speaker 5: Okay, well, and writing put in his ear that the

517
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Speaker 5: people wanted MA to the Ma the Marrier.

518
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Speaker 1: Okay, I'll bitch it, okay, And so in my in.

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Speaker 4: My acting kind of weirdlately, she's like, you know, it's

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Speaker 4: just like she's like, I don't know, Hey.

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Speaker 2: Mo, kids, that's her other thum. I only saw the trailer.

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Speaker 6: My favorite part of MA is when the kids.

523
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Speaker 2: Are going to my house tonight, I'm eighteen. I live

524
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Speaker 2: a crazy life.

525
00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:48,880
Speaker 5: And we can go to Ma's.

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Speaker 6: Hamam, what's up?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Ma?

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Speaker 5: Okay, and Ma's get.

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Speaker 1: I mine for gems me too. Okay, we can go

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Speaker 1: to Mona.

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Speaker 5: I got what love muscle nuts?

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Speaker 4: Okay, that's another part of youth of Ma, of the show,

533
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Speaker 4: your show.

534
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Speaker 2: Use this time.

535
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Speaker 5: I'm trying.

536
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:22,840
Speaker 6: My brain is so fast.

537
00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:27,600
Speaker 5: I can't even get in. Don that's my brain is

538
00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:30,520
Speaker 5: with you right now. The things that I'm thinking about

539
00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:35,919
Speaker 5: right now seven at least different things, yes, three of them. Okay.

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Speaker 5: The climate, my favorite TikTok, my favorite Minions.

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Speaker 6: Meme inta thing. The TikTok that's not my favorite TikTok.

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Speaker 1: Okay, she's got.

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Speaker 6: As My favorite TikTok is four seconds long. It's a

544
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Speaker 6: boy skateboarding. He starts to levitate. He's wearing his mom's

545
00:26:58,080 --> 00:26:59,920
Speaker 6: wig and he goes, uh, a skirt.

546
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:07,440
Speaker 4: Don't skirting? Yes, we're skirting the issue. What is happening

547
00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:10,960
Speaker 4: on the show. Dung Dung, Me and Olivia, we just chat.

548
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:13,320
Speaker 5: We bring on a guest and then they'll talk about

549
00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:17,000
Speaker 5: their favorite celebrity who they think is like an icon

550
00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:20,480
Speaker 5: to them. So like Dwayne Perkins, He's a comic. He

551
00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:22,880
Speaker 5: talked about show.

552
00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:27,040
Speaker 2: Tell me who he is, tell the people whatever?

553
00:27:27,119 --> 00:27:28,400
Speaker 1: Earwolf shows? Have you done?

554
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:32,040
Speaker 6: I did Edgar Placiers show the workest.

555
00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:34,080
Speaker 2: Did you did it well? Did you?

556
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:34,760
Speaker 5: You did it right?

557
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:35,040
Speaker 2: Yeah?

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00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:37,359
Speaker 1: We did it. We did our ass off. We don't

559
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:40,960
Speaker 1: do stuff to apart like anything? Is my best friend?

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00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:42,000
Speaker 2: And I noticed?

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00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:46,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, and like you show up here and I don't

562
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:48,159
Speaker 4: actually even see Olivia today?

563
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:54,240
Speaker 2: Is she on the phone? Hello? Been cut? Oh god,

564
00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:55,439
Speaker 2: somebody cut the line?

565
00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:57,200
Speaker 5: Can I talk to you for a second? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: You not?

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00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:00,680
Speaker 6: Why would you say?

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00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:03,200
Speaker 2: Why would I say that Olivia? You want to say

569
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:03,679
Speaker 2: that Olivia?

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00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:03,879
Speaker 4: Is?

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00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:06,000
Speaker 3: He should quiet?

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00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:06,879
Speaker 5: If you keep asking?

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00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:14,000
Speaker 3: Okay, should I leave listening?

574
00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:15,119
Speaker 5: Just stop listening?

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00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:18,439
Speaker 4: Okay, so Olivia's here, but she's being quiet, Be quiet, Andy,

576
00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:21,280
Speaker 4: Sam can do like a little Olivia voice just from

577
00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:25,640
Speaker 4: like far away, so like Olivia's in the corner. Okay, fine, yeah, Olivia,

578
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:28,320
Speaker 4: popcorn the popcorn.

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Speaker 5: I'm okay, thank you, I have a sort I feel sick.

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00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:36,960
Speaker 5: Be quiet for now, thank you? Okay, live you can

581
00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:37,800
Speaker 5: just stay quiet.

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Speaker 6: You go, girl. I respect your right to be quiet.

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00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:44,120
Speaker 1: And we try Sam's We give Sam one thing to.

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00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:47,120
Speaker 2: Do everything explicitly that Sam was gonna get to I was.

585
00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:49,240
Speaker 1: Happy because Hayes had really carved out a safe space

586
00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:50,320
Speaker 1: to let Sam do his thing.

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00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:51,760
Speaker 6: Hey, this is what I'm saying. I have some of these,

588
00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:53,320
Speaker 6: so we can take it from this hot Let's just

589
00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:54,200
Speaker 6: take it again.

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00:28:54,080 --> 00:29:03,680
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, okay, Olivia, no, like, okay, sorry, you go ahead, see.

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00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:06,000
Speaker 2: Your for real, I'm asking you that.

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00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:10,880
Speaker 1: What a fucking line hog. You want Sam's line and

593
00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:12,000
Speaker 1: Hayes's line.

594
00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:15,760
Speaker 2: Listen, she's like bumping everyone else's line.

595
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:17,480
Speaker 6: I feel like this could be my podcast.

596
00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:20,120
Speaker 1: You may want to learn at some point. But it's

597
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:22,720
Speaker 1: nice to have a friend because often I show up

598
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:25,960
Speaker 1: for this show and I straight up don't have it and.

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00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:28,520
Speaker 4: I need to have Hayes here to do it instead.

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00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:33,480
Speaker 4: I was doing lines with a freaking bubble teas drop.

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Speaker 5: I feel I'm jacked up right now. I don't give

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00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:39,200
Speaker 5: an f and I'm starting to snort the boba.

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00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:42,720
Speaker 1: Oh no, don't you chop up monster rails on the

604
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Speaker 1: Earwolf signature table.

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Speaker 5: It's during the dust as we speak. I gotta get

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Speaker 5: him in now fast.

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00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:50,040
Speaker 6: Okay, let's do that. Okay, So Olivia's sick, right, Let's

608
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:50,680
Speaker 6: take it from there.

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00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:54,479
Speaker 4: No, that's the end. What Olivia being sick is the

610
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:57,880
Speaker 4: end of it. Oh, we start from the beginning.

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00:29:57,560 --> 00:30:06,440
Speaker 2: Right Olivia Olivia popcorn? Mm hmm see how nice. That's

612
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:10,720
Speaker 2: what he was bringing.

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Speaker 5: Sam.

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Speaker 4: Thank you, Sam, Olivia, Bam, thank you Sam.

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00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,600
Speaker 6: Yeah, Hello Bolivia, that was Olivia.

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Speaker 4: Mm hmm.

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Speaker 2: Blivia.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the closest I guess hell Bolivia, Hello Bolivia?

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Speaker 1: That's Olivia?

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Speaker 4: Now when and by both rhyme and hello and Bolivia

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Speaker 4: do not rhyme.

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Speaker 5: It?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like poetry. What's the other part? What are you

624
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:44,360
Speaker 2: doing on the show?

625
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:45,000
Speaker 1: Okay?

626
00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:50,800
Speaker 5: We also will take like the celebrities moments, like key

627
00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:53,000
Speaker 5: moments from their life, and then we'll decide if we

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Speaker 5: like fuck mary kill them. We play games like that.

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Speaker 2: Oh sick?

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Speaker 6: Okay, So like, who's the celebrity that you like? Remember

631
00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:03,040
Speaker 6: your young right now? Are you okay?

632
00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:03,600
Speaker 1: No?

633
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:06,040
Speaker 6: You just look like you're about to throw up. So

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00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:11,440
Speaker 6: just give me a sele, Just give me a celebrity, just.

635
00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:14,920
Speaker 1: A regular young Yeah, yeah, okay, easy.

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00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:21,760
Speaker 2: Russell Crowe, Oh my god, oh my god, that's easy.

637
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:22,480
Speaker 1: Russell Crowe.

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00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:25,760
Speaker 6: Okay, hayes, how about we try with you?

639
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:26,640
Speaker 2: Garfield?

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Speaker 6: Okay, can I.

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Speaker 5: Just toss maybe I'll toss it back. Just give me

642
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:40,360
Speaker 5: a celebrity that's young, uh, Carmen Miranda, Carmen morand.

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00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:44,440
Speaker 6: Are you are you crying?

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00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:45,720
Speaker 5: Okay?

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00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:48,160
Speaker 6: Sam was a celebrity, you're young?

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Speaker 2: Ma, Okay, let's Elayne's rich?

647
00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:02,840
Speaker 5: Whoa? Okay, how about.

648
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:06,160
Speaker 1: Like Jason Jones.

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00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:15,120
Speaker 5: Okay, let's say let's say like, let's just say Jordan Peele.

650
00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:18,920
Speaker 5: Let's say Ben Affleck, Benfleck, he's not like young, but

651
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Speaker 5: he's like, is that your is that?

652
00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:29,080
Speaker 2: Like? That's Kevin? Kevin said that I have one for him.

653
00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:31,920
Speaker 5: Too, Kevin, like you have one for Kevin? Be Okay,

654
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Speaker 5: what's up a flack.

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Speaker 1: Afflac? Remember I remember?

656
00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:42,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, the duck is sending me.

657
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:49,040
Speaker 1: The duck is serving me like sexy duck vibes.

658
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:53,920
Speaker 4: Sending me like Garfield's sending normal to Abu Dhabi. He

659
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:56,160
Speaker 4: did that, he did and he did.

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Speaker 1: That, and I'm allowed to say that he did that.

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Speaker 5: Okay.

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00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:03,600
Speaker 4: Two?

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Speaker 1: And that is T T T. I'm messy today.

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Speaker 5: I'm spilling all you're so messy.

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00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:15,840
Speaker 4: I am messy today, okay, okay, And so what's the

666
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Speaker 4: segment that you're you're the moment is you are you're

667
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Speaker 4: marrying a moment.

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00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:23,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, you like Mary kill a moment, So like okay,

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Speaker 5: Ben Affleck. And then we like debate our choices. So like,

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Speaker 5: for example, Ben Affleck.

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Speaker 1: Will be like I'm fuck married and killing different points.

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Speaker 1: And ben Affleck's.

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Speaker 5: Career, yeah, like his career and his life.

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Speaker 1: And his personal life.

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Speaker 5: Uh huh. So like like when everybody was meming him

676
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:43,080
Speaker 5: because he was like depressed and vaping everywhere. Okay, that's

677
00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:45,520
Speaker 5: like one just you don't even know the other moments,

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Speaker 5: but you know that you're sucking that. Yeah, okay for sure.

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Speaker 6: What it could be like prestige, like when he was

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Speaker 6: like our.

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Speaker 1: Go guy.

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Speaker 2: Fucking that.

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Speaker 6: Okay, you're fucking that okay, and you're fucking vape.

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Speaker 5: And then another could be like like his like relationships,

685
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:05,680
Speaker 5: like being best friends with Matt Dame Matt name.

686
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:08,640
Speaker 6: So hold on, you can't fuck everything.

687
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:09,719
Speaker 2: Oh it's not.

688
00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:13,160
Speaker 1: It's like okay, so I pick one for each.

689
00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:16,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought gen Z was actually text positive.

690
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:22,040
Speaker 5: Well, I'm I'm I'm like basically basically almost like a

691
00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:24,920
Speaker 5: barely gen Z Like, I'm basically.

692
00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:28,359
Speaker 4: Like the next one that we haven't even younger than this,

693
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:33,880
Speaker 4: basically that we haven't. And unfortunately, I'm checking the dictionary

694
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:37,120
Speaker 4: and we are fresh out of letters for that, you know,

695
00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:38,920
Speaker 4: so we don't know.

696
00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:44,880
Speaker 6: That tracks with like a we're starting, We're.

697
00:34:44,719 --> 00:34:46,560
Speaker 2: Going into the freaking mezzanine.

698
00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:51,920
Speaker 5: I got my freaking opera glasses on. I'm lit, I'm

699
00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:57,800
Speaker 5: having a good time. I'm chilling peon. It's wavy. That's vibe.

700
00:34:57,920 --> 00:34:59,720
Speaker 2: It's wavy.

701
00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:02,080
Speaker 5: No, maybe that's the vibe, sir.

702
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:04,040
Speaker 1: When would I say bet?

703
00:35:04,239 --> 00:35:05,600
Speaker 6: No, you would never say it.

704
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:10,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, sorry, that's not Yeah, you can't.

705
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:13,000
Speaker 1: What might I say?

706
00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:14,719
Speaker 2: Just?

707
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:17,280
Speaker 5: Uh, you've been saying a lot of things to say

708
00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:20,880
Speaker 5: something good. You want something like fresh because it's not

709
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:24,399
Speaker 5: gig gang. No, I can't be at all.

710
00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:27,680
Speaker 1: I wasn't allowed. I didn't even bring that up. Hayes

711
00:35:27,719 --> 00:35:28,239
Speaker 1: taught me that.

712
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:31,600
Speaker 6: So just whatever your friends teach you, you do it, and

713
00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:33,600
Speaker 6: you say m M whatever.

714
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:36,560
Speaker 1: For the most part, if I get taught something by

715
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:38,399
Speaker 1: my friends, you're gonna hear me saying it as if

716
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:39,880
Speaker 1: it's mine shortly thereafter.

717
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:42,080
Speaker 6: That explains a lot.

718
00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:46,120
Speaker 1: Explains my success and some of my failures.

719
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:50,960
Speaker 5: Lot your failures and subsequent cancelations. You're one of the

720
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:52,120
Speaker 5: most canceled men alive.

721
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:58,560
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, but I am.

722
00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:09,360
Speaker 5: Alive to knowledge.

723
00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:18,320
Speaker 1: Cheers knowledge, Cheers to the mad ones.

724
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:24,000
Speaker 2: Mm hmm, what is Who's uh? Who else has been

725
00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:24,880
Speaker 2: on that show?

726
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:30,320
Speaker 6: Granted titleman has been on the show. Natalie Walker Owens.

727
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:33,239
Speaker 4: Natalie Walker used to be most famous as one of

728
00:36:33,239 --> 00:36:33,960
Speaker 4: our fans.

729
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:35,160
Speaker 2: Did you know that?

730
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:35,799
Speaker 5: I didn't.

731
00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:36,920
Speaker 6: I didn't know that.

732
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:40,640
Speaker 4: She was a freaking non person. And then we anointed

733
00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:44,320
Speaker 4: her as like one of our fans of our reality show.

734
00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:45,640
Speaker 4: And now look at her.

735
00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:47,440
Speaker 1: She's exploded, freak.

736
00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:50,120
Speaker 2: More famous than the two of us put together.

737
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:53,279
Speaker 1: She exploded from being one of our fans of reality show.

738
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:54,200
Speaker 1: What happened there?

739
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:55,920
Speaker 5: How tall is the two of you put together?

740
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:00,480
Speaker 1: Just ill in it?

741
00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:03,759
Speaker 5: Yeah?

742
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:04,879
Speaker 2: I know, so I know this.

743
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:08,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's do a little bit of work. There is

744
00:37:08,239 --> 00:37:08,919
Speaker 1: show your work.

745
00:37:09,239 --> 00:37:15,840
Speaker 4: A certain ice cream store that only cells like that

746
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:19,840
Speaker 4: has like mixed in alcohol flavors. Sure, and so you

747
00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:22,399
Speaker 4: need to be like a really big adult to get

748
00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:26,200
Speaker 4: in there. And we are taller than that doorway when

749
00:37:26,239 --> 00:37:27,640
Speaker 4: we're on top of each other.

750
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:29,680
Speaker 6: Oh okay, well then you can't even get the ice cream.

751
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:31,960
Speaker 2: At that point you get hurt trying to get inside.

752
00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:35,879
Speaker 1: Yes, well, we thought about trying to do Yeah, we've

753
00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:37,759
Speaker 1: had a couple of trying to do.

754
00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:40,480
Speaker 2: Well.

755
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:43,680
Speaker 1: We thought that maybe we could be riding like a

756
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:47,319
Speaker 1: scooter so that we're on each other's shoulder so we're

757
00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:49,920
Speaker 1: tall enough, but we're sitting down, and then we stand up.

758
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:51,799
Speaker 1: We ride the scooter through the doorway and we stand

759
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:53,520
Speaker 1: up once we're inside.

760
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:55,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, you do you do horse?

761
00:37:56,480 --> 00:37:57,759
Speaker 1: A horse like?

762
00:37:57,840 --> 00:37:59,120
Speaker 6: But like or donkeys?

763
00:37:59,200 --> 00:37:59,919
Speaker 2: That's too tall?

764
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:04,640
Speaker 5: No, no, no, donkey like, uh, you are the legs like,

765
00:38:04,719 --> 00:38:09,280
Speaker 5: don't can't you're the legs, you're the head and feet.

766
00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:11,040
Speaker 1: That doesn't make us taller.

767
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:16,360
Speaker 6: Yeah, you're right, Okay, Hayes, you're the you're the headache.

768
00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:27,200
Speaker 1: He called me right. Sorry, Yes, that felt so fucking sweet.

769
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:29,520
Speaker 2: Did you know you're going? Is it?

770
00:38:29,719 --> 00:38:34,440
Speaker 4: You are going to? I understand New York? Is it happening?

771
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:36,880
Speaker 4: He's going to go live in New York.

772
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:40,120
Speaker 5: I am going to a second I own New York.

773
00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:43,400
Speaker 2: Come iow East, I am a new branch.

774
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:46,320
Speaker 5: I am a new branch. Am Io East, It's toxic.

775
00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:53,200
Speaker 1: Watch out Gotham City. Improv a resounding oof, iiO East

776
00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:53,919
Speaker 1: coming in?

777
00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:56,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, will you be either bagel?

778
00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:57,320
Speaker 5: Sorry?

779
00:38:58,239 --> 00:38:59,240
Speaker 1: Will you eat a bagel?

780
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:00,760
Speaker 5: Did a bagel.

781
00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:08,520
Speaker 1: I might have everything. No Ah, tell me which bagel?

782
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:10,160
Speaker 2: Hmm, am I.

783
00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:13,760
Speaker 5: Get a whole bagel or an leg bagel?

784
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,480
Speaker 1: Knew it? Did you know it?

785
00:39:17,239 --> 00:39:18,359
Speaker 2: That was my okay?

786
00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:19,840
Speaker 6: So what do you think I'm gonna get on the babel?

787
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:20,640
Speaker 2: Have pizza bagel?

788
00:39:20,719 --> 00:39:23,680
Speaker 1: Now on the bagel? Oh? They have it?

789
00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:26,239
Speaker 4: And that seems like something Pizza Rat would enjoy. M

790
00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:31,000
Speaker 4: a little easier to carry for him.

791
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:35,640
Speaker 5: He's actually really really really really lost a lot of weight.

792
00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:39,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he's really down to earth nice.

793
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:41,160
Speaker 6: Yeah, but one of my Okay.

794
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:45,680
Speaker 1: I'm buying shares of Pizza Rat and I'm fucking the

795
00:39:45,719 --> 00:39:46,960
Speaker 1: moment that he stole the pizza.

796
00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:51,920
Speaker 6: Yes, yes, good? And what are you selling? What are

797
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:52,440
Speaker 6: you selling?

798
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:57,920
Speaker 1: I bought Pizza Rat? And am I selling something about selling.

799
00:39:57,880 --> 00:40:04,680
Speaker 2: C A R t zorad zart Zart.

800
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:06,640
Speaker 1: I'm selling.

801
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:09,640
Speaker 2: Mark Zuckerberg.

802
00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:12,560
Speaker 5: Okay sure?

803
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:14,600
Speaker 2: Oh uh?

804
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:16,200
Speaker 1: Or can I change it?

805
00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:17,440
Speaker 2: No?

806
00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:18,600
Speaker 1: Oh?

807
00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:19,680
Speaker 2: Okay.

808
00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:20,839
Speaker 6: That's an end about being young.

809
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:24,319
Speaker 5: Everything that you do, every choice that you make, that

810
00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:28,200
Speaker 5: you live in is forever catching and no one will

811
00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:30,239
Speaker 5: forget it or forgive you for it.

812
00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:33,080
Speaker 2: Lazered into a jewel.

813
00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:36,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, my friend got canceled last week for donating one

814
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:37,880
Speaker 5: hundred dollars to the rainforest.

815
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:41,479
Speaker 1: No, I don't enough money.

816
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:42,720
Speaker 6: I don't even talk to them anymore.

817
00:40:42,719 --> 00:40:45,440
Speaker 5: I forget why. Yeah, but we had to cancel them

818
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:46,200
Speaker 5: and it needed to be done.

819
00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:47,480
Speaker 2: Wow.

820
00:40:47,719 --> 00:40:51,400
Speaker 1: One hundred dollars, yes, exactly, because they're giving money to

821
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:54,799
Speaker 1: the rainforest when they should be giving money to the

822
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:58,960
Speaker 1: people who are trying to help it. Exactly, if you

823
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:00,879
Speaker 1: give it to the rainforest, it's just gonna burn.

824
00:41:01,239 --> 00:41:04,319
Speaker 5: That's okay, So I don't even have to explain it.

825
00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:07,160
Speaker 1: No, but I'm learning so much from you, Io East.

826
00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:10,960
Speaker 6: This is like, really is it?

827
00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:13,440
Speaker 5: Okay? Youth word really triggering?

828
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:17,400
Speaker 2: And we can there's stuff that we can share with

829
00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:22,480
Speaker 2: you too, like stuff about our as well. Yeah, our

830
00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:24,480
Speaker 2: catchphrases might be cool to.

831
00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:26,920
Speaker 6: Go try of time to go home and floss and

832
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:28,200
Speaker 6: watch Frasier like that.

833
00:41:29,239 --> 00:41:31,960
Speaker 2: Uh, that is not I do that.

834
00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:32,839
Speaker 1: I like say it.

835
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:34,799
Speaker 2: That's like one generation than.

836
00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:35,520
Speaker 5: Do you want to do?

837
00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:38,840
Speaker 6: You want to go see the new Gilbert and Sullivan musical?

838
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:43,439
Speaker 4: Like the musical and it's not really a musical. It's

839
00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:48,719
Speaker 4: kind of a light opera. Okay, musical is different. This

840
00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:52,239
Speaker 4: is my big catchphrase. Guest, can you deal with that.

841
00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:56,720
Speaker 5: There was, there was from.

842
00:41:56,520 --> 00:42:00,399
Speaker 4: The very end of a movie. Oh wait, I think

843
00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:01,440
Speaker 4: it's the last line.

844
00:42:02,239 --> 00:42:04,040
Speaker 5: How about this. I think I got one that I

845
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:08,680
Speaker 5: think will resonate with you smoking like that.

846
00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:12,400
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, and that close. Yeah, that's close.

847
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:14,320
Speaker 6: It's not even like direct your generation.

848
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:19,080
Speaker 1: No, that's like no, my nephew taught me that one.

849
00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:21,919
Speaker 4: That was like a generation that's the same age as us, sure,

850
00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:23,920
Speaker 4: but like standing next to us.

851
00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:25,680
Speaker 2: Oh wow, that makes sense.

852
00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:29,040
Speaker 6: That makes exact sense. That's how I feel about littles.

853
00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:33,919
Speaker 1: You remember that's from the end of the movie. He's

854
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:38,200
Speaker 1: telling he's given it to freaking uh the Robert de Niro.

855
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:40,919
Speaker 5: Yeah, and he's giving it to the camera. So well,

856
00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:44,800
Speaker 5: he's absolutely serving to Cam.

857
00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:50,080
Speaker 4: He is serving Cam, He's serving Luke's and his brother Owens.

858
00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:56,160
Speaker 5: M Okay, what about like Steely Dan.

859
00:42:57,400 --> 00:42:58,600
Speaker 2: It's a catchphrase, y s.

860
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:04,279
Speaker 6: When you're like steely d Hen Steely.

861
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:05,240
Speaker 1: Dan's the name of a dildo.

862
00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:13,520
Speaker 4: Bye Holywood, Hamburg