Speaker 1: Think about yourself for a second. If you're listening to
Speaker 1: this on the radio, chances are you're in America, the greatest,
Speaker 1: most freest country in the world. And if you need
Speaker 1: proof of how free we are, all you need to
Speaker 1: do is take a look at social media. It's really
Speaker 1: hard to find anybody who lives in this country saying
Speaker 1: the opposite. Sure, it's because plenty of people do, but
Speaker 1: the companies and the government in this fine country use
Speaker 1: AI to find those accounts and throttle them so that
Speaker 1: nobody sees their posts. And as a good American, that's
Speaker 1: what I call freedom. Anyway, If you also look at
Speaker 1: social media, you can find people from other countries talking
Speaker 1: about what they think Americans are like. And it's hilarious
Speaker 1: because somebody just asked a bunch of people from other
Speaker 1: countries what they think of Americans and they said things
Speaker 1: like this college in the US is just like the movies.
Speaker 2: It's pretty accurate.
Speaker 3: Ida is the.
Speaker 1: Foreigners assume that college is all about frat parties, kegs,
Speaker 1: red solo cups, and ridiculous sports rivalries.
Speaker 4: Basically every Hollywood movie ever. That's very accurate today. So
Speaker 4: I was like, that was my college years Cappa Delta.
Speaker 5: What that was?
Speaker 1: My People from other countries also think every American is
Speaker 1: either a cowboy or lives in New York.
Speaker 2: Cowboy in New York.
Speaker 1: For some reason, people think the US is just cowboys,
Speaker 1: deserts and New York City and then there's nothing else.
Speaker 3: So sorry, Kansas.
Speaker 4: Especially surprising that like Hollywood didn't pick up for them,
Speaker 4: you know, like palm trees and Hollywood and actors and stuff.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'll probably just assume they're in New York.
Speaker 1: Somebody surveyed a bunch of people from other countries asking
Speaker 1: what they think Americans are like. They also said every
Speaker 1: American loves fast food and eats it daily.
Speaker 3: Oh boy, every single one of them. I guess.
Speaker 1: If you've ever gone with anybody from another country to
Speaker 1: a fast food place, here, watch the face.
Speaker 3: They are shocked at the size of things. I bet yeah.
Speaker 6: And you can supersize something and they're like what, why
Speaker 6: don't you want it bigger?
Speaker 2: And I'm like, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Threw a McDonald's with a guy from Australia and he
Speaker 1: got a small soda and he's like, I ordered a small,
Speaker 1: he said.
Speaker 3: In an Australian accent. I can't really do that one
Speaker 3: right now.
Speaker 1: But he's like as small. It's like that is a
Speaker 1: small and he look on to Sace, is like, what.
Speaker 7: Are you guys doing over here?
Speaker 1: We have spiders that will eat your face off, but
Speaker 1: they're doing it. You're doing this to yourself.
Speaker 4: When you go to the other countries, their abortions are
Speaker 4: so small, you're still hungry.
Speaker 1: Other People from other countries also say that in America
Speaker 1: you can sue anyone for anything.
Speaker 3: True, very true, true.
Speaker 2: Like I'm slowly learning that that's true.
Speaker 3: It doesn't even matter if there's any law surrounding it
Speaker 3: or anything. It's like, I sue you.
Speaker 2: I sue you.
Speaker 3: I'm sad because your album is better than mine. I
Speaker 3: sue you.
Speaker 2: Hey, yeah, how did you get defensive? Like do you
Speaker 2: have an album?
Speaker 1: People in other countries also think that people in Texas
Speaker 1: ride horses to school.
Speaker 3: I want that to be true. It was not, but
Speaker 3: I want it to be so bad.
Speaker 1: It says a weird common belief from other countries that
Speaker 1: Texans don't use cars.
Speaker 4: They saddle up and ride horses everywhere, like it was
Speaker 4: eighteen eighty five. That would be so cool. Victoria, you're
Speaker 4: growing up and going to school in Texas. Did you
Speaker 4: ever see anybody come to school and a horse on
Speaker 4: a horse? No, but like I would ride horses. But
Speaker 4: I also don't think it's people from other countries.
Speaker 6: People from half of this country think we ride horses
Speaker 6: to school and exits true.
Speaker 2: I'm like, guys, what cars? Just like you, We're in
Speaker 2: the same country. Like how close is the nearest horse
Speaker 2: to you? Growing up?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 3: To me?
Speaker 6: Like my friend had horses and so like I would
Speaker 6: always go to her house, so like next door, yeah.
Speaker 2: Some miles down the road.
Speaker 7: Okay, in the state that loves oil more than any
Speaker 7: other state.
Speaker 3: Just just so we're clear, Texas watch landman so good.
Speaker 1: Somebody asked people from other countries what they think Americans
Speaker 1: are like, and somebody else said, Americans wake up every
Speaker 1: morning and pledge allegiance to the flag.
Speaker 3: Florida's think we start.
Speaker 1: Our mornings by dramatically putting our hand over our heart
Speaker 1: and reciting the pledge of Allegiance like it's some kind
Speaker 1: of daily ritual. What has happened in school? We did,
Speaker 1: but that's in school. Yeah, you know, they think that
Speaker 1: we just bounce out of bed and that's the first
Speaker 1: thing that we do. We're going over a survey that
Speaker 1: somebody did. They ask people from other countries what they
Speaker 1: think of Americans, and a lot of people said Florida
Speaker 1: is a separate country that many people abroad think Florida
Speaker 1: is just a lawless land of alligators, theme parks and
Speaker 1: weird headlines about people doing insane things.
Speaker 7: Not very wrong at all from the legality of being
Speaker 7: a separate country. The rest of that very accurate, very active.
Speaker 6: I'd be fun to live in a different country and
Speaker 6: just imagine what Florida is based on.
Speaker 2: The headlines alone, I would signified to go.
Speaker 1: Somebody asked people from other countries what they think about Americans.
Speaker 1: They said they don't use the metric system because they're stubborn,
Speaker 1: correct as well, Yeah, who decided that.
Speaker 3: I have no idea.
Speaker 1: The rest of the world uses the metric system and
Speaker 1: a parent I don't know math either way, right, I'm
Speaker 1: lost in our country.
Speaker 3: If you ask me anything, But in other countries, I'm
Speaker 3: really lost.
Speaker 1: But as far as I know, people say the metric
Speaker 1: system is a better system and Americans just won't use it.
Speaker 3: Well, it's based on tens, right.
Speaker 7: But the other thing is our military doesn't use it
Speaker 7: because it's harder for everyone else to copy our stuff.
Speaker 3: Is that why.
Speaker 7: You ever tried to figure out whether you need to
Speaker 7: use a metric or an imperial wrench on something?
Speaker 2: It's an imperial wrench.
Speaker 7: Yeah, the half inch inch like our version. You ever
Speaker 7: tried to like, no, I've yeah, no, no, you just
Speaker 7: kind of go and see if it fits exactly, or
Speaker 7: you should see how it takes me to put a
Speaker 7: wrench on something.
Speaker 3: It's impossible. I'm like whatever on the side.
Speaker 1: Can Another common stereotype that people in other countries think
Speaker 1: about Americans. Americans all clap when planes land. We should
Speaker 1: we shouldn't. It feels good, it's weird.
Speaker 2: It's especially when you land in Vegas. It's so fun.
Speaker 7: Please, Nina, I want to save you. Please never clap
Speaker 7: on a plane. Please one who claps on a plane.
Speaker 7: I'm like current, it's a bored person.
Speaker 2: Don't ruin my joy.
Speaker 3: Bored person, not bored making personality.
Speaker 2: You make things fun.
Speaker 4: Everything can be more fun if you actually just enjoy
Speaker 4: it instead of just be like I just landed, you idiot,
Speaker 4: you're happy.
Speaker 3: They also think that Americans put cheese on everything. Very accurate.
Speaker 1: Why I'm Americans will slap a slice of cheese on anything, burgers,
Speaker 1: fried salads, desserts. Yeah, yeah, that's absolutely true. I was
Speaker 1: trying to think if there's any of those that it
Speaker 1: doesn't happen on No cheese on everything.
Speaker 3: You have an entire restaurant chain that's like dessert cheese.
Speaker 4: What is it?
Speaker 2: Oh, cheese cake? Yeah, it's another jubile phone frame.
Speaker 3: Today Mornings on the Twenties.
Speaker 8: Hello, Yeah, Hi, this is Trevor. I was just calling
Speaker 8: to see if you had any pictures of doctor Pepper.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, who's this?
Speaker 3: Oh, this is Trevor.
Speaker 8: Trevor, I'm I was hired to walk your dog Brutus
Speaker 8: on the.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 8: So well, first of all, I guess I should say
Speaker 8: Hell's vacation going so.
Speaker 5: Far, so good?
Speaker 9: Lake, Yes, it's good.
Speaker 5: What's going on?
Speaker 9: So?
Speaker 8: Yeah, I was just wondering if you had any pictures
Speaker 8: of the the other animal.
Speaker 5: The hamster, doctor Pemper. Yeah, actually I do. I have
Speaker 5: a picture of him with my daughter. What what do
Speaker 5: you need a picture of doctor?
Speaker 8: Well, okay, so it's kind of an interesting story. So
Speaker 8: I came by and I was, you know, getting ready
Speaker 8: to walk your dog.
Speaker 9: Brute is okay, okay.
Speaker 8: And then so then I noticed the hamster in the
Speaker 8: cage there, and I was like, well, I guess I
Speaker 8: should walk all the animals. So I took the dog
Speaker 8: and the hamster for a walk. And by the way, hamster,
Speaker 8: I don't know if he has at least, but he
Speaker 8: did not walk very good anyway. So if you could
Speaker 8: give me a picture, that'll be great, Just the current
Speaker 8: one would be awesome. And then you know about your
Speaker 8: vacation as normal.
Speaker 5: Well, what do you need the picture for? It's where's
Speaker 5: the hamster? You got it back?
Speaker 2: Right, okay?
Speaker 5: So uh wait, are you telling me you walked the
Speaker 5: hamster and you lost it?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 5: Okay, so the hamster is in the caves. Then no,
Speaker 5: so you need the picture to find the hamster? Are
Speaker 5: you crazy?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 3: Okay, So you just said you didn't lose the hamster?
Speaker 5: We did you? Or did you not lose?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 8: I watched this show first forty eight and so I'm
Speaker 8: giving it forty eight hours until I'm gonna say that
Speaker 8: he's lost. But currently, right now it is a hamster.
Speaker 8: Who is It's whereabouts are unknown? So he kind of
Speaker 8: why he ran he ran away in the park, So
Speaker 8: I don't know if he know it's his way home
Speaker 8: or not. Has this ever happened before?
Speaker 10: And that's my daughter's hamster.
Speaker 5: If you want the hamster, you're oh my god, my
Speaker 5: daughter is going to be beside herself. I can't unbelievable.
Speaker 5: You took a hamster for a walk. What were you thinking?
Speaker 8: I can tell that you're upset and understandable. So I
Speaker 8: think we should focus right now though, on our search
Speaker 8: and rescue mission for getting the hampster back, or I
Speaker 8: don't know another way to say it.
Speaker 10: It I don't.
Speaker 5: I mean, I'll look for a picture of doctor Pepper.
Speaker 5: I don't know if this is I need to talk
Speaker 5: to my wife, I need.
Speaker 9: To talk to my daughter.
Speaker 8: I don't think you should alert them just yet, especially
Speaker 8: if it's your daughter's hamster. Allow me to do my
Speaker 8: work and see if I can track down mister or
Speaker 8: missus doctor Pepper the hamster, and then because maybe I
Speaker 8: could find it, and then we're both in the clear.
Speaker 5: We're both in the clear. We're the city who lost
Speaker 5: the hamster, not me. Okay, well, guess what, you better
Speaker 5: find it before we get back from vacation.
Speaker 3: So that's my goal.
Speaker 8: But I was also hondering does your hamster come to
Speaker 8: any calls? Because I could sit on the front porch
Speaker 8: and do you calls.
Speaker 10: I was doing that earlier.
Speaker 8: I was walking down the street saying doctor Pepper.
Speaker 10: I don't I don't think he knows his name.
Speaker 11: I don't.
Speaker 10: Just get Just get out of my house.
Speaker 8: Let me let me deal with this on my shoes,
Speaker 8: on the back of my shoes.
Speaker 5: Cheese on your shoes. Do you think hamsters the cheese?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 8: Should I use another food item?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 5: You should just stop right and you've caused enough a problem.
Speaker 5: Just get out of my house and let me figure
Speaker 5: this thing out.
Speaker 10: Cucumbers, No, stop, stop, stop, get out of my house.
Speaker 3: Do you want me to get out right now?
Speaker 5: Or yes, I want you to get up ten minutes ago.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, then I'll let you know. This is a
Speaker 3: prank phone call.
Speaker 1: Actually what this is actually Jubil from the Jewbil Show
Speaker 1: doing a phone rank on you and your wife. Nicolette
Speaker 1: set you up. Oh my, she said, you guys are
Speaker 1: on vacation and you had somebody walking.
Speaker 3: Your dogs and show Pepper's okay.
Speaker 1: You're as far as I know, doctor Pepper is in
Speaker 1: its cage and on its wheel and has no idea.
Speaker 1: You're gone because it's a hamster and it doesn't really
Speaker 1: know much.
Speaker 12: Wake up every morning with jubile phone Franks, we say
Speaker 12: mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 3: Time fer Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 4: Okay, you guess what the most searched definition is? The
Speaker 4: most searched definition from word um Umm, it's very obvious,
Speaker 4: it is, well to me. I guess when I read it,
Speaker 4: it was what is it? The most looked upward in
Speaker 4: the United States right now? Is gaslighting? Hoctua. I don't
Speaker 4: know gas lighting, which of course refers to a form
Speaker 4: of psychological manipulation that causes the victim to question their
Speaker 4: reality essentially. But it's just we've talked about this before
Speaker 4: on the show too. Which made it so obvious to
Speaker 4: me is because people use the word gas lighting in.
Speaker 3: The Addictionary definition for gaslighting. It's like, what are you
Speaker 3: talking about?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 3: Gaslighting doesn't exist? Wait? Wait, wait wait a second, that's right.
Speaker 3: It can't be right. That would be so messed up.
Speaker 3: And no, I'm not making light of gaslighting.
Speaker 1: As somebody who's been ghasling a lot in their life,
Speaker 1: starting from childhood, I know a lot about it and
Speaker 1: it's it's terrible that it happens, and it's terrible to
Speaker 1: do to somebody, But that's still pretty funny if that
Speaker 1: was the definition.
Speaker 4: I just wonder if the definition becomes more common like
Speaker 4: knowledge instead of just the word gaslighting, that maybe it'll
Speaker 4: be like, you know, people understand what's happening now, they're like, oh,
Speaker 4: you're gaslighting me for real, for real?
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 1: I think it would be great if people learn the
Speaker 1: definition of it, because it's thrown out there a lot
Speaker 1: on social media, and a lot of times I see
Speaker 1: it and it's used not correctly, you know, or again,
Speaker 1: and then that empowers people to use it in their
Speaker 1: own lives not correctly. Right if somebody has a different
Speaker 1: experience of something, because everybody's experience is valid. Sometimes, yes
Speaker 1: people are crazy, but that's still their experience. They're insane
Speaker 1: and in their mind something insane is happening. Just don't
Speaker 1: deal with those people, right, Okay, Lazier said, than none.
Speaker 1: But the intent may not be too gaslight you. They
Speaker 1: also might just be lying, right. Lying is different than
Speaker 1: gas lighting. Right, So if they're lying to you, they're
Speaker 1: lying to you. But then to also accuse somebody of
Speaker 1: gaslighting if it's not really truth. Now you're kind of
Speaker 1: gaslighting in a way, but it's not on purpose. It's
Speaker 1: out of ignorance, right, because you didn't learn the actual
Speaker 1: definition of it. You're also not gonna be able to
Speaker 1: spot it in your real life, So you might be
Speaker 1: accusing something of somebody of something terrible when they just
Speaker 1: are like remembering a conversation different.
Speaker 2: And you're still getting by somebody else for real for it.
Speaker 1: Right, because people remember conversations differently if you want. If
Speaker 1: you think somebody said something and they didn't, right and
Speaker 1: they remember saying it, they might remember saying it. It
Speaker 1: doesn't mean that they're gaslighting you, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: So it's not that extreme.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess it's good that it's one of the
Speaker 4: most commonly looked up words in the United States.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a complicated one. It is very complicated.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So Instagram is also testing a dislike button. We've talked
Speaker 4: about the dislike button. They messed around with it, I
Speaker 4: think on Twitter before it became X a while ago also,
Speaker 4: But the reason isn't to spread negativity. They're hoping that
Speaker 4: on the flip side, it's going to decrease negative comments.
Speaker 2: That's a lie. It's just spread negativity.
Speaker 3: Instead of commenting, they can just dislike it.
Speaker 4: It's not the posts that they're disliking, and nobody can
Speaker 4: see the thumbs down button only like as the person
Speaker 4: that they're doing it too, which is kind.
Speaker 2: Of person.
Speaker 3: That sounds terrible, right.
Speaker 4: But the part that I do like, if used properly,
Speaker 4: is if like somebody is writing, like some kind of
Speaker 4: hater comment underneath of your post, which we all in
Speaker 4: this room are very familiar with. Right, So you have
Speaker 4: a little hater comment, But then other people can go
Speaker 4: to the hater comment and dislike it, and then they
Speaker 4: push that comment all the way down to the bottom.
Speaker 3: Okay, So it's like a way for people to police
Speaker 3: themselves in the comments. It's going to work that.
Speaker 4: People to do it, I guess been on their own
Speaker 4: social media sites. Apparently not yang, but they're trying. Their
Speaker 4: hearts are in the right place, I think probably. I
Speaker 4: don't know better if you just used your own app, Yeah.
Speaker 2: You find out really quickly. Just positive.
Speaker 3: You know, they're there for a reason, motivators. They are
Speaker 3: very sad and jealous of you, you know.
Speaker 1: To day I was on TikTok live and someone was like,
Speaker 1: how does it feel that you blew up after your prime?
Speaker 3: And I was like, I was like, yeah, I did.
Speaker 3: Isn't that hilarious? It's funny. I'm like ten to fifteen
Speaker 3: years past when I should have blown up.
Speaker 1: It's funny because the thing is, I don't even care
Speaker 1: anymore than I blew up.
Speaker 3: Man, I would have cared about it, but now it's hilarious.
Speaker 3: Thank you for pointing that out.
Speaker 2: He said, your prime? Is it right now?
Speaker 9: Me?
Speaker 3: That's a different conversations, Like, I wake up next to
Speaker 3: me every day and I know it. I know when
Speaker 3: I was better? Who said that?
Speaker 11: Just so?
Speaker 3: It was just so funny, I will.
Speaker 4: Say, though, not to be a jeeves ball, this version
Speaker 4: of Jubil is one of my favorites because he's so
Speaker 4: like enlightened and still funny.
Speaker 3: Thanks.
Speaker 2: So anyway, the.
Speaker 3: University just getting him ready for the blow up, Yeah exactly.
Speaker 3: The dude wasn't wrong though. I was just like, that's
Speaker 3: really funny.
Speaker 2: I so mean, did you wanted to take talk live
Speaker 2: and you laugh about it? It's amazing because it's so
Speaker 2: funny to watch.
Speaker 1: After someone was like, stop bullying him, and I was like, dude,
Speaker 1: it's impossible to bully me.
Speaker 3: To go for it, laugh at it. It's fine. It's
Speaker 3: time to catch a cheater.
Speaker 1: Only on the Jubile Show, Natasha is on the phone
Speaker 1: today for to Catch a Cheater. She's been married to
Speaker 1: her husband, David for six years, but now she thinks
Speaker 1: something might be going on. So we'll see if we
Speaker 1: can help her out. Natasha, Sorry, you're going through this,
Speaker 1: but what's up? Why do you think your husband David
Speaker 1: is cheating?
Speaker 9: Okay, so you know I'm at the end of my
Speaker 9: rope with this. I cannot catch him. He won't give
Speaker 9: me a straight answer. So my husband is a college
Speaker 9: professor and he's gotten a job done there five years.
Speaker 9: You haven't had any problem, But as of lately, I've
Speaker 9: been catching like a vibe and intuition that you know,
Speaker 9: there's someone else around, Like he comes home from work late,
Speaker 9: he comes home mile in a couple of times, he
Speaker 9: didn't smell too good. And I found this laptop open
Speaker 9: one time, and I did find a suspicious chat back
Speaker 9: and forth with us student. I won't mention any names,
Speaker 9: and it didn't look too professional, and you know, I
Speaker 9: jumped on him for it. Immediately, you know, yeah, doll
Speaker 9: any style proof. It wasn't like, it wasn't professional, but
Speaker 9: it wasn't all crazy over the top either. And I'm
Speaker 9: so very close to like, I was so very close
Speaker 9: to getting rid of him completely aka before and I
Speaker 9: don't know why I didn't do it yet, but you
Speaker 9: know something that's telling me to hold on and find
Speaker 9: try to get some outside stores or help to find out,
Speaker 9: like what is he doing? Like it's just mysterious to me.
Speaker 9: I'm like ninety eight percent sure. My intuition feels like
Speaker 9: he's cheaping.
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 4: I want cool because divorce is a big decision. You
Speaker 4: got to decide if that's something that you can work
Speaker 4: through or not. And if he really is cheating on you,
Speaker 4: then that would probably weren't a bigger discussion in that direction.
Speaker 2: So when you ask him about it, you said you
Speaker 2: did jump on him.
Speaker 3: How did he react to that?
Speaker 9: He doesn't give me a straight answer. He beat around
Speaker 9: the bush. He was the flex. Of course, he denies
Speaker 9: any accusation I have about a student, so I ne
Speaker 9: would get a straight answer from him.
Speaker 4: Has he ever had I don't know any questionable interactions
Speaker 4: with students before in the past.
Speaker 9: No, No, not that I know. This is like the
Speaker 9: first that I know of, because I did see the
Speaker 9: message on the blacktop, right.
Speaker 2: Do you know that student? Like, have you ever seen
Speaker 2: that student?
Speaker 9: I never seen this student before. I do not know
Speaker 9: the student. You know, I don't get involved in his work,
Speaker 9: so I don't know.
Speaker 4: This might be the time you go to show up
Speaker 4: to lecture real quick and be like, excuse me, who
Speaker 4: is Because then just based off of that interaction alone,
Speaker 4: you're going to get a pretty good idea what type
Speaker 4: of relationship they've got going on.
Speaker 2: Be a little bit crazy. So if you're trying to
Speaker 2: this is probably the better.
Speaker 1: Anything else going on. I mean, that's obviously a lot
Speaker 1: about anything else going on.
Speaker 9: This is basically it. He just acts funny. Besides that,
Speaker 9: his pattern has changed. You know, when you're married to
Speaker 9: somebody's a certain pattern. When that pattern changes, it's like
Speaker 9: intuition kicks in.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you guys are been married for six years,
Speaker 3: so that's a long time too.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Does your gut say he's really cheating on you? Or
Speaker 2: does your gut say that he's really dancing in that direction?
Speaker 4: Like maybe it hasn't Like maybe he's really enjoying the
Speaker 4: attention that a student is getting, or really enjoying the flirtation.
Speaker 2: I'm just curious, like how far it's gone.
Speaker 9: I feel like I'm ninety eight percent sure that he's
Speaker 9: cheating right this first. Okay, yeah, be kind of the
Speaker 9: message in my intuition is at ninety eight he has
Speaker 9: two percent to prove me wrong.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, you told us to a grocery store he's
Speaker 1: a rewards card member at So we'll play a song
Speaker 1: and then come back and call him and pretend to
Speaker 1: be from the grocery store and say that he's this
Speaker 1: month's lucky winner of free flowers from our Florida apartment.
Speaker 3: We'll see if he sends those to you or to
Speaker 3: somebody else.
Speaker 1: Okay, ok all right, well, pleas I'll come back and
Speaker 1: get your to Catch a Cheater next.
Speaker 11: It's time to Catch a Cheater only on the.
Speaker 3: Tuble Show if you're just joining us for to Catch
Speaker 3: a Cheater.
Speaker 1: Natasha is on the phone and she thinks that her
Speaker 1: husband of six years, David, might be messing around. So
Speaker 1: we're about to call him and pretend to be from
Speaker 1: the grocery store that he's a rewards card member and
Speaker 1: say that he's this month's lucky winner of free flowers
Speaker 1: delivered from our Florida department to anybody that he wants.
Speaker 1: We'll see if he sends those to his wife, Natasha
Speaker 1: or to somebody else before we do that, Natasha, why
Speaker 1: don't you catch us up on your situation real quick.
Speaker 9: Yeah. So, I've been married to him for six years.
Speaker 9: He's a professor at the school and a college. His
Speaker 9: patterns changed up in recent dates, and I did see
Speaker 9: a chat on his laptop with him and a student
Speaker 9: that wasn't It wasn't professional, and it wasn't I would
Speaker 9: have talked, but it was just best point. Thanks.
Speaker 3: Do you what's her name? By the way, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know, Okay, okay, cool, Well, I was just
Speaker 1: gonna see if you did in case he says that
Speaker 1: name right away?
Speaker 3: Okay. Are you ready first to call him?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi, this is Jordan calling
Speaker 3: for I was looking for a rewards card member named David.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Hi David. Please don't hang up. This is
Speaker 3: not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calm.
Speaker 1: Say congratulations, you're this most big winner. What have I
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Speaker 2: I don't know what a broker is, but it's fine.
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Speaker 10: And go in?
Speaker 4: What year did Netflix start streaming movies and shows? He
Speaker 4: who is the voice of Woody and the Toy Story movies?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 2: Tom something? What candy was named after the creator's uh?
Speaker 11: Uh uh?
Speaker 2: Skittles?
Speaker 4: What was the first animated film to be nominated for
Speaker 4: Best Picture at the Oscars?
Speaker 2: What film this year?
Speaker 3: Wait?
Speaker 4: First animated film? And Mickey Mouse? Wait, that's not a film.
Speaker 4: Wait that pass?
Speaker 2: I don't wish.
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Speaker 2: I got flustered, Laura.
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Speaker 9: I got it all right.
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Speaker 3: Laura didn't get any correct but neither did Victoria. So Laura,
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Speaker 12: You win.
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Speaker 1: very interesting questions.
Speaker 4: Netflix started streaming movies and shows in two thousand and seven.
Speaker 4: Dang it, the voice of Woody and the Toy Story
Speaker 4: movies is Tom Hanks.
Speaker 3: You all to something? Yeah? You were close, so half point.
Speaker 2: This is what the candy that was named after the
Speaker 2: creators horse the Snickers.
Speaker 3: How cute. That's also cute. The Skittles.
Speaker 2: I always think of your cat, Jewbil.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I used to skittles.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: The first animated film to be nominated for Best Picture
Speaker 4: at the Oscars was Beauty and the Beast. And Mountain Dew,
Speaker 4: which sounds disgusting, was originally created as a mixer for whiskey.
Speaker 2: What they named it that mountain dew and whiskey bad
Speaker 2: or it is bad, It tastes terrible.
Speaker 3: This didn't work.
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Speaker 2: with vodka.
Speaker 3: But I don't know about whiskey.
Speaker 1: It's got too much caffeine in it. I can't make
Speaker 1: it with a depressant. Little very confusus. Laura, thank you
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Speaker 1: It's time for your first day follow up is the
Speaker 1: Jubil Show. And today Ella is on the phone and
Speaker 1: she's getting ghosted by a guy named Danny. So in
Speaker 1: a few minutes we'll call him and see if he'll
Speaker 1: tell us why he's Ghostinger and maybe get her another date.
Speaker 1: But first, Ella, how long has it been since you
Speaker 1: heard from Danny?
Speaker 10: Yeah, it's been like a week and a half. I
Speaker 10: sent him a couple of techs like, I sent him
Speaker 10: like a funny one, I kind of like, hey, how's
Speaker 10: your day been for a thing? He didn't respond to
Speaker 10: either of them, And then like yesterday, I did like
Speaker 10: a follow up. I just asked him if everything was okay,
Speaker 10: and you didn't even respond. You didn't spend anything, and
Speaker 10: you just left me on red.
Speaker 4: Wow, even when you ask him straight up, is this
Speaker 4: a surprise? Like did you think that the date went
Speaker 4: really well?
Speaker 14: Yeah?
Speaker 10: I thought, but it was really fun. It was like, yeah,
Speaker 10: so we like we did this like pizza making class.
Speaker 10: You know, I got to be like casual and fun
Speaker 10: and kind of like low key for a first date,
Speaker 10: and it totally was. We were like making pizza and
Speaker 10: joking around, and I mean, I don't know, honestly, I
Speaker 10: thought that we were getting along great. I don't know.
Speaker 10: The only thing that I can think is like when
Speaker 10: we were making the pizza, I like I went a
Speaker 10: little crazy on the cheese, like it was practically only
Speaker 10: to choose pizza, and he kept teasing me about it,
Speaker 10: like he joked like, hey, what does that say about you? Like, oh,
Speaker 10: it's only cheese, you must be boring in bed? Right, Like.
Speaker 2: How do you make that correlation?
Speaker 10: I don't know, but you thought it like super like light,
Speaker 10: you know, like I wasn't offended by it, and I
Speaker 10: kind of like laughed it off. But now thinking back
Speaker 10: on it, I'm kind of like, ooh, is that the
Speaker 10: reason that he's contexting me back? Because I like cheese
Speaker 10: pizza and he thinks I'm boring in bed or something?
Speaker 4: Could you imagine he has this rule like, oh, girls
Speaker 4: of date cheese pizza. Actually because you you said, well,
Speaker 4: once upon a time you had that rule that you
Speaker 4: wouldn't date women that you still.
Speaker 2: Do don't eat seafood? Was that one of us?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't eat seafood. Really well, if it's you
Speaker 1: haven't eaten seafood and never tried it. If you're just like, no,
Speaker 1: I don't eat seafood. It's gross and you've never tried it,
Speaker 1: to me, that shows that you're not willing to try
Speaker 1: new things. You're also very stuck in your ways, and
Speaker 1: that you aren't willing to experiment at all with life.
Speaker 4: Okay, so maybe that's how he actually internalized cheese pizza eaters,
Speaker 4: which is so blowing my mind.
Speaker 3: If that's true.
Speaker 1: There are people that I've met that think that cheese
Speaker 1: pizza is boring, But I think CH's pizzas like the best.
Speaker 3: It's great.
Speaker 4: Isn't that like the traditional pizza? Like if you get
Speaker 4: the what's it called margarita? So I hope that's not
Speaker 4: what it is Ela, That would be nuts.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean I love cheese, like, I don't think
Speaker 10: that's a weird.
Speaker 9: Thing, and it's not like I'm not something to try.
Speaker 10: New things, you know, like our first date pizza. Don't
Speaker 10: read so much into it.
Speaker 3: What kind of pizza did he?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 3: Did you get that far with him?
Speaker 10: Or we didn't really get that far? I mean he said,
Speaker 10: like he's talked about how he's like a meat lover's right,
Speaker 10: so I assume it's like pepperoni and you know, sausage
Speaker 10: and all that like manly stuff. Which is.
Speaker 2: That says about somebody you're obsessed with meat.
Speaker 1: Well, if he's that judgmental about pizza, would you still
Speaker 1: want another day with him?
Speaker 3: If that's what it is.
Speaker 10: I don't know. I mean, like I didn't really like him.
Speaker 10: He was funny, and like I did think that we
Speaker 10: were vibing, you know, and like at the end we
Speaker 10: even sure to kiss, and like it wasn't anything huge.
Speaker 10: It was just like a quick one at the end.
Speaker 10: But I don't know, I felt like there could have
Speaker 10: been something more and I wanted to get to know
Speaker 10: him more. No, No, I just felt like we had
Speaker 10: this like super easy connection and it wasn't forced, and
Speaker 10: he's like really cute. Yes, every time you smiled, I
Speaker 10: just kind of like melted, like my tee pizza.
Speaker 5: And.
Speaker 11: I was just really into.
Speaker 10: Him, and I thought that he was into me too,
Speaker 10: so I just don't get it.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, we'll see if we can figure it out
Speaker 3: for you.
Speaker 1: We'll play a song and then we'll come back and
Speaker 1: call him and see if I'll tell us why he's
Speaker 1: ghosting you and maybe get you another date.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, great, thank you, all right, we'll play.
Speaker 3: A song, come back and get your first day follow up,
Speaker 3: Next first.
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Speaker 1: Right in the middle of the first date follow up
Speaker 1: and if you just joined us, Ella is on the
Speaker 1: phone and she's getting ghosted by Danny. So in a
Speaker 1: second we're gonna call Danny and see if he'll tell
Speaker 1: us why he's ghosting her and maybe get her another
Speaker 1: date if she still wants one. But first, Ella, why
Speaker 1: don't you tell us about your date again?
Speaker 3: Real quick?
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 9: So we had our date at this Pizzaman class.
Speaker 10: It was like a lot of fun, super casual. We
Speaker 10: were vibing. The only thing that was a little weird
Speaker 10: is he like made a comment about me using so
Speaker 10: much cheese on the pizza, like suggesting that I was
Speaker 10: boring in bed like as a joke. But other than that,
Speaker 10: like we were we had a really good time. He
Speaker 10: was super cute. And so now I've like texted him
Speaker 10: multiple times. He just left me on Red hasn't responded,
Speaker 10: and I'm thinking, like, oh my god, does he think
Speaker 10: that I'm just boring in bed because I had to
Speaker 10: cheese pizza? Like, I don't know why why he's ghosting me?
Speaker 10: So yeah, so I'm looking for answers.
Speaker 3: All right, well we'll see if we can help you
Speaker 3: out here we go. Are you ready to call him?
Speaker 10: Yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 3: Okay, Hello, I may I speak to Danny please?
Speaker 5: This is Danny.
Speaker 3: Danny, how are you doing? This is a Jubil show.
Speaker 3: It's a radio show.
Speaker 9: Hi.
Speaker 2: I'm Nina.
Speaker 3: Hi, and I'm Victoria and I'm Jebel. What's up? How
Speaker 3: are you?
Speaker 5: What is what is going on radio?
Speaker 3: Yes? It's a radio show called The Jebel Show. Have
Speaker 3: you ever heard of it or listen to it?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Seriously?
Speaker 3: Okay, Uh, well how are you today?
Speaker 5: I'm all right? What's going on? Well?
Speaker 9: Weird?
Speaker 3: Good? I'm glad you're all right.
Speaker 1: We're calling you today because we do a segment on
Speaker 1: our show and it's called the first eight follow up.
Speaker 1: That's where if you go out on a date with
Speaker 1: somebody and you end up ghosting them, that person can
Speaker 1: email us to call you and ask why you're ghosting.
Speaker 1: And we got an email about you.
Speaker 2: Are you ghosting somebody?
Speaker 3: Sounds like you are.
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, yeah, I guess I see where this is going.
Speaker 5: Let's tell exactly what you what you might think.
Speaker 2: Okay, So who do you think we're calling about?
Speaker 3: Probably Ella, Yes it is Ella. Do you mind telling
Speaker 3: us why you're a ghostinger?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Well, all right, I have been ghostinger, but I
Speaker 5: don't know, like it's complicated, Like I really liked her,
Speaker 5: but there was I don't know, there was just something
Speaker 5: that didn't really sit.
Speaker 9: Right with me.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, Yeah, Like we went out on the state
Speaker 5: and there was other couples, like we did this like
Speaker 5: cooking class.
Speaker 3: And yeah, pizza making class, and you were ripping her
Speaker 3: about liking.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Well, I mean like the thing was like there were
Speaker 5: these other couples there, and it's just she kept flirting
Speaker 5: with like the other dude behind us and like kind
Speaker 5: of paying attention to uh, to the other people, and
Speaker 5: especially the dude behind us in the room, and she
Speaker 5: was flirting with another couple, well mostly mostly like the
Speaker 5: guy that was with them, and I'm like, hello, like
Speaker 5: you know, she's with me, and I just like didn't
Speaker 5: really sit right with me.
Speaker 10: Wait, no, I wasn't flirting with anyone. I was being friendly.
Speaker 3: Hey, Danny, that's las she's actually on the phone, lest
Speaker 3: think want to talk to you.
Speaker 10: I don't know why this is such a big deal.
Speaker 10: I thought we were just having fun. I was trying
Speaker 10: to like flirt with another couple or steal anyone's man.
Speaker 2: Is that what you thought, Danny?
Speaker 5: I mean, look, I get you were just being nice,
Speaker 5: and you are nice, but the way that you kept
Speaker 5: going over to his table and like that kind of
Speaker 5: made me feel like I wasn't the one you were
Speaker 5: really interested in. And I kind of like I felt
Speaker 5: like I was like at that point, I stelt like
Speaker 5: pulling back.
Speaker 10: No no, no, no, no, oh my god, that's not
Speaker 10: it at all. That's just like I was just being myself,
Speaker 10: Like I I think, I like accidentally flirt with people
Speaker 10: all the time, Like it.
Speaker 9: Doesn't mean that I'm into them.
Speaker 10: I just get so nervous that I like it makes
Speaker 10: me talk a lot, and I just talk at everybody.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but at one point you actually like grabbed his
Speaker 5: bicep and said, like you know, like all his like
Speaker 5: that's so huge, and like all his girlfriend like she's
Speaker 5: got a strong one.
Speaker 3: Like wow, that's a little flirty.
Speaker 2: I think that the girlfriend has a strong one.
Speaker 10: I was. I swear I wasn't trying to like flirt
Speaker 10: in any way. Like I was just so nervous because
Speaker 10: you're so cute, and I was just like trying to,
Speaker 10: I don't know, break the tension and like, I don't know,
Speaker 10: I see how that can be. I really didn't mean it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but by grabbing his bicep on our date, well.
Speaker 10: Look, I like you a lot. But I mean he
Speaker 10: was huge, been like a bodybuilder or something like I
Speaker 10: was just kind of like blown away, like why are
Speaker 10: you here making pizzas you should be lifting cars or
Speaker 10: buildings or something. I didn't need it in like a
Speaker 10: flirting way.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean he was pretty big, but I guess
Speaker 5: I just didn't notice that he looked like Superman.
Speaker 10: Okay, I can see would think that that's like flirty,
Speaker 10: but and okay, yeah he did kind of look like Superman.
Speaker 10: But you're like loogging.
Speaker 2: Like she's trying to compliment you, Danny.
Speaker 10: She's trying maybe not Robin, maybe like Aquaman or something.
Speaker 2: Someone's got muscles.
Speaker 3: Captain America, Danny, would you like another date with Ella?
Speaker 3: We'll pay for it. It sounds like she really likes you.
Speaker 3: It sounds like she's a very awkward around people, and.
Speaker 2: In a cute way.
Speaker 5: Though. I guess that I get it, and maybe I
Speaker 5: misread the situation and I didn't mean to ghost you eat.
Speaker 5: I like you a lot too, Ella, but you know,
Speaker 5: it kind of got in my head, and I, yeah,
Speaker 5: I would. I'm just saying, if we were to go
Speaker 5: out again, could you not grab other guys biceps and
Speaker 5: refer to them as superheroes.
Speaker 10: Yes, yes, I can definitely do that. I'm sorry it
Speaker 10: made you feel weird, Henny.
Speaker 3: Do you wanted another date?
Speaker 5: Absolutely? Yeah?
Speaker 7: Oh yeah.
Speaker 3: Congratulations, Ella, you got another date with Robin.
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Speaker 3: Nina, what's up with you this week?
Speaker 4: So there's a new development in the journey for me
Speaker 4: to find my husband Oho, and that is not the
Speaker 4: dating service that I tell you guys about before we're
Speaker 4: done with that, But I am back on Raya Riah,
Speaker 4: it's ray. I looked it up because I knew one
Speaker 4: of you guys was going to try to like correct
Speaker 4: me on it is that the exclusive app yes for fancies,
Speaker 4: yes only?
Speaker 3: Yes? Is it for famous people? The original intent part
Speaker 3: of the.
Speaker 2: Deal for being on this app is you can't tell
Speaker 2: people who else you see on the app. Meana has
Speaker 2: been telling me everyone who's on this app, tell you
Speaker 2: that there are famous people on this app.
Speaker 4: And actually it's been really good for my self esteem
Speaker 4: because I was feeling really bad after the last situation
Speaker 4: that I was just in and I've matched with.
Speaker 2: Some very interesting people off.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: But the thing about it is the little bit of
Speaker 4: the struggle is that everybody is out here matching, but
Speaker 4: nobody's messaging.
Speaker 2: We're matching, not messaging. Why don't you message first?
Speaker 4: I did only one of them I message first, but
Speaker 4: what appens so it's like we're not talking to each other, We're.
Speaker 2: Just looking at each other match but nobody's talking. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but I'm not the only one.
Speaker 4: I had to do a survey and see my other
Speaker 4: friends that were onria if they were actually talking to people.
Speaker 2: But they're not.
Speaker 3: So what are we using this app for? Just a
Speaker 3: I do feel special.
Speaker 7: I know twenty people on the app. None of them
Speaker 7: have ever found anybody. They only have the app so
Speaker 7: they can say they have the app. Really, it's meant
Speaker 7: to make you feel special. You will not find the
Speaker 7: love of your life. They're need apologize.
Speaker 4: I do feel special, and I'm trying, and there's not
Speaker 4: a lot of people, Like they're all in different cities.
Speaker 2: I'm like, just find me somewhere. Let's just try it.
Speaker 3: There's no point. It's a networking here's the most famous
Speaker 3: person you've seen them.
Speaker 2: I'm not allowed to tell you, but I can tell
Speaker 2: you off the air.
Speaker 6: Okay, But I have a friend who did find his
Speaker 6: boyfriend on Riya's like.
Speaker 3: Because his boyfriend is he famous?
Speaker 2: No, he's in school to be a deritologist.
Speaker 3: That's dermatologists on the app. Famous people dating.
Speaker 4: There are dermatologists and doctors, also rich people dating. There
Speaker 4: was even a try. There's trust fund babies on here too.
Speaker 3: They let you know that.
Speaker 1: Dating a trust on baby would be great. Have all
Speaker 1: the honey, no need to work. You just go on
Speaker 1: vacation all the time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all you do.
Speaker 2: Like boring but awesome at the same time.
Speaker 3: This just sounds awesome to me, Victoria, what's going on
Speaker 3: in your life?
Speaker 6: Well, guys, I decided to be an adult the other
Speaker 6: day and go get my oil changed. And let me
Speaker 6: tell you, that is the last time I will be
Speaker 6: getting my oil changed.
Speaker 2: Because.
Speaker 6: It's just gonna It's gonna be because I went and
Speaker 6: I tried to be smart about it. I even got
Speaker 6: a little groupon to make it a little bit cheaper
Speaker 6: for myself, okay, And I went and it was supposed
Speaker 6: to be the groupon was sixty dollars. Okay, So tell
Speaker 6: me how did I leave the oil change place spending
Speaker 6: three hundred dollars? I wanted to cry in my car
Speaker 6: on the way home.
Speaker 3: What did they do?
Speaker 6: They asked me how long it had been that since
Speaker 6: my engine fluid had been changed?
Speaker 2: And at first I laughed, I thought he was joking
Speaker 2: with me. He was not joking.
Speaker 3: It was a real thing.
Speaker 2: Believe it or not.
Speaker 3: That's hilarious.
Speaker 6: Oh my engine would okay? And then I was like, oh,
Speaker 6: that's that's how our joke. I apologize. He's like, no,
Speaker 6: but seriously, how long has And I was like, I
Speaker 6: don't know.
Speaker 2: I didn't know that was a thing. He's like, how
Speaker 2: do you not know that's the thing?
Speaker 3: What do you mean?
Speaker 2: Why am I supposed to not the thing?
Speaker 4: Okay, But mechanics are a lot like plastic surgeons. You
Speaker 4: go in there for one thing, and they will tell
Speaker 4: you something else that you need to get fixed that
Speaker 4: you don't need to get as I can tell you
Speaker 4: there's no such thing as engine fluid. What unless you're
Speaker 4: talking about oil? What do you mean a different kind
Speaker 4: of fluid?
Speaker 2: No, I swear my engine fluid fluid.
Speaker 1: I think that's what my receipts transmission transmission fluid TRANSI.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 3: So you essentially got two changes. He said.
Speaker 6: If I didn't do it, like it would affect my
Speaker 6: engine and like my whole car would like to shut down.
Speaker 3: I was like, wait, seriously, you walked in with a
Speaker 3: big sign on your face and said please take my money.
Speaker 3: I'm a dummy.
Speaker 13: No.
Speaker 2: I walked in with the group on that said please,
Speaker 2: I have no money, and he was.
Speaker 1: Like, well, let's take all Oh look it's our social media.
Speaker 1: Pretty ser Gabby stopping buy Gabby? What's up with you
Speaker 1: this week?
Speaker 6: So you guys know that I live in a fra
Speaker 6: house with my husband, and uh, my husband and I
Speaker 6: are moving out.
Speaker 3: Will are the two friends that live with you and
Speaker 3: your husband? Are they coming along for the No, we're
Speaker 3: leaving them.
Speaker 2: And they're kind of sad and they're like they're asking us,
Speaker 2: like who's.
Speaker 15: Going to make us real food?
Speaker 10: And like who's supposed to d d for us with
Speaker 10: our beers?
Speaker 2: You're the house mom. Yeah, and they're really sad about it.
Speaker 12: Gabby, who's gonna stop us from making bad decisions?
Speaker 3: I said, you guys will figure.
Speaker 2: It out phone, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3: Now you're just meeting calls at two o'clock in the morning. Hey, Gabby,
Speaker 3: I realized that for work tomorrow, I'm underwear.
Speaker 11: What do I do?
Speaker 3: Watch them? I would, but they're all up on the roof.
Speaker 3: I don't want to tell you why. We had a
Speaker 3: T shirt came in to produce the brad what's up?
Speaker 3: With you this week. Yeah, I'm all upset. My daughter broke.
Speaker 7: I'm big in pens, like I love pens and my
Speaker 7: daughter my favorite pen. So about that, Yeah, she said
Speaker 7: she'd make it right though, Wait, thank you?
Speaker 3: What make it right? Make the it's broken?
Speaker 2: I was looking for like a writer last show, Where
Speaker 2: is it?
Speaker 3: What's going on with you? What's going on with me?
Speaker 9: Is?
Speaker 1: I am looking for suggestions from the people that listen
Speaker 1: to this show because I'd like to make a change
Speaker 1: to my life.
Speaker 2: Oh what kind of change?
Speaker 3: A big one, kind of the big, biggest change you
Speaker 3: can make.
Speaker 2: Okay, what does that mean?
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know if it's the biggest change you
Speaker 1: can make. But I want to change my last name
Speaker 1: again because I've already done that once and I want
Speaker 1: to do it again. But I don't have any good
Speaker 1: ideas for a new last name. So I'd like to
Speaker 1: throw it out there to the people listen to the show,
Speaker 1: because I know their ideas will be great.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they will have good ideas, but I follow those sales.
Speaker 4: You can be a Hodgian, Okay, that's my family last name.
Speaker 4: About this a lot, because I think you mentioned this
Speaker 4: law back. I think your name should be Jubil cobble hopper.
Speaker 4: Cobble Hopper is not bad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's easy to say. It rolls off the tongue
Speaker 3: to take you seriously, hopper point.
Speaker 7: To be taken seriously is the point to take life serious.
Speaker 7: You want a real last name if you know, not necessarily,
Speaker 7: but if you get to pick your last name, don't
Speaker 7: you want to be a strong one, like don't you
Speaker 7: want to feel like, yeah, I'm Jubil blank.
Speaker 1: I mean I'm also not opposed to be in Jubil
Speaker 1: Geico right yeah? Or other company for sale, Jubile Cola. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's I'll put it up for sale. That's fine, interesting,
Speaker 1: that's fun. I can't wait to hear this option.
Speaker 3: Text in four one O six one Coca Cola. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's not a good ring too.
Speaker 10: Boy.
Speaker 3: Oh, absolutely sell my last name for a sponsorship. Okay,
Speaker 3: fans Nike, Gubile x Lax. Yes, it actually works. Not bad,
Speaker 3: not bad.
Speaker 1: If you have any suggestions, text in for one oh
Speaker 1: six one maybe I'll change it to that.
Speaker 4: Now it's time for Nina's was trending so asap. Rocky
Speaker 4: was found not guilty in his felony assault trial. So
Speaker 4: asap Rocky again is Rihanna's baby daddy and her partner.
Speaker 4: He was accused of firing a semi automatic handgun at
Speaker 4: his former friend Asap Mob and a sap Mob member
Speaker 4: back in November of twenty twenty one, so this is
Speaker 4: years later that he got charged for this. But they
Speaker 4: found that he was not guilty, and like right after
Speaker 4: he got his what do you call it sentencing think, well, yeah,
Speaker 4: after they told him that he was all good.
Speaker 3: Verdict verdict, that's the word.
Speaker 4: So after they told him that, he turns around, he
Speaker 4: jumps over like the little bench bar area and like
Speaker 4: runs straight to Rihanna and is like, ah, it's like
Speaker 4: big happy.
Speaker 2: So that's cute.
Speaker 3: I know it's cute. This is the same trial where
Speaker 3: everybody was distracted by Rihanna the whole time.
Speaker 4: They were commenting on her clothes every single day, not
Speaker 4: even paying attention.
Speaker 3: So it worked.
Speaker 2: He's not guilty. Well I hope he's actually not. God
Speaker 2: In other news, me.
Speaker 4: Here's a new billionaire status symbol. The way you can
Speaker 4: tell that somebody is a billionaire. They'll tell you yeah,
Speaker 4: they actually don't a lot of the times right away.
Speaker 4: But dinosaur skeletons in their home were a dead giveaway. What, Yes,
Speaker 4: dinosaur skeletons are the new billionaire status symbol. They are
Speaker 4: going to all of these auctions. They are bidding on
Speaker 4: dinosaur bones and they are trying to have the whole
Speaker 4: thing in their house.
Speaker 3: Cool.
Speaker 2: I think it is so cool.
Speaker 6: But why what are you going to do with that
Speaker 6: there's a skeleton in your house.
Speaker 3: You can because you're a billionaire.
Speaker 2: Well, and they all anymore if you spend it on
Speaker 2: that while they still are.
Speaker 4: But what they're saying is too that dinosaurs are a
Speaker 4: symbol of power, and so for the psychology of a billionaire,
Speaker 4: they want to, you know, remind themselves how powerful they are.
Speaker 1: A symbol of power is having enough money to buy
Speaker 1: a dinosaur bone and put it in your house and
Speaker 1: remind yourself every day.
Speaker 3: I'm one of the few people that owns a dinosaur bone. Oh,
Speaker 3: I forgot, I'm a billionaire. I almost forgot.
Speaker 4: There's this house in the summer time, when my friend
Speaker 4: takes her out on it takes us out on her boat.
Speaker 4: You go out on the lake and there's this like
Speaker 4: little cove where there's these mansions. One of them has
Speaker 4: a Tyrannosaurus rex right in like the entryway of the
Speaker 4: back door.
Speaker 2: Area one in actual who I don't know, because she knew.
Speaker 4: So we pull up and we just like try to
Speaker 4: get a view because she knows how much I love dinosaurs.
Speaker 4: And so the first time she showed me, she's like,
Speaker 4: you're gonna freak out. But it's okay, So that's cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like called billionaire Row and this guy's got
Speaker 2: t rex.
Speaker 3: I'm like, what, that's so cool.
Speaker 4: And lastly, this is a wild story that's just now
Speaker 4: starting to go viral. The Brazilian mayor was up for
Speaker 4: re election back in the fall, so he decided to
Speaker 4: stage an assassination to try to get sympathy votes.
Speaker 3: Great way to get reelected and what Yeah, he.
Speaker 4: Hired people to with almost one hundred thousand dollars. He
Speaker 4: hired two hitmen to try to like, I mean, he didn't.
Speaker 2: He was fine.
Speaker 4: He got shot on the shoulder but ended up like
Speaker 4: getting wheeled out. There's this picture of him and like
Speaker 4: a wheelchair and all this stuff. He ended up losing
Speaker 4: the election anyways, and now he's being investigated for this
Speaker 4: whole assassination.
Speaker 3: Lose the election, Yeah, I would have.
Speaker 6: Gone like sideways though on accident, like the wind was
Speaker 6: just moving a little too different, Then that's dangerous.
Speaker 2: Not been alive.
Speaker 3: Oh how much do you care? When you did?
Speaker 2: Okay, well, my ghost will haunt you.
Speaker 5: I hope it does.
Speaker 3: That's nuts, though, isn't it. So that's what's trending.
Speaker 2: Don't do that.
Speaker 3: That's really funny. I was planning on doing that for
Speaker 3: run for office. But now I guess maybe it's not
Speaker 3: a good It doesn't work.
Speaker 2: No, that doesn't work.
Speaker 3: I mean it depends it could work for some people.
Speaker 3: Obviously they really don't like that. Dude.
Speaker 1: If that would have been a little more to the left,
Speaker 1: we would have elected those guys.
Speaker 3: Jubiles, dirty little secret. Hello, Hello, hey, yeah, what is it?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 11: So I think it was last year some time.
Speaker 10: A little context.
Speaker 11: Me and my little sister.
Speaker 5: Never got along, okay, and.
Speaker 11: I have another sister that was living with me at
Speaker 11: the time, and we were sharing a room. She got
Speaker 11: back from seeing her talking Stages house and she brought
Speaker 11: him with whippers back to my house.
Speaker 9: You didn't no, no, no, no, no, no, it's nothing.
Speaker 11: Oh my god, I think it might be worse. Maybe
Speaker 11: I was cleaning and they were sitting outside on my trampoline.
Speaker 11: Just got back from her talking stages house, came inside
Speaker 11: and asked if they could use my bedroom floor.
Speaker 6: You know, the they asked if they could use your
Speaker 6: bedroom floor.
Speaker 3: That was very that was very polite. And they didn't
Speaker 3: ask for the bed, they asked the floor.
Speaker 11: I told them, I'm like, yo, I'm sorry, I'm cleaning.
Speaker 11: I have to clean my room and everything.
Speaker 2: That's funny, but I wanted to be the best wing woman,
Speaker 2: you know, so.
Speaker 11: I told but you guys, see, use the bathroom floor.
Speaker 11: I'm not touching the bathroom for a while.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay.
Speaker 11: I didn't want them to use the cold, hard floor.
Speaker 11: So this was purely intentional. I grab a blanket from
Speaker 11: my couch, lay down on the bathroom floor. They do
Speaker 11: the deed, and then I finally decide to tell them
Speaker 11: that it's my little sister's blanket.
Speaker 6: Did you use your little sister's blanket for your other
Speaker 6: sister to smash.
Speaker 4: Because you didn't like your little sister. So the little
Speaker 4: sister get oh wow, what I was about to be like,
Speaker 4: You're the nicest sister ever. Don't be the hard floor.
Speaker 4: Let me get you a blanket. You can't use my floor.
Speaker 4: I gt you a blanket so you can use the
Speaker 4: bathroom floor.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, but.
Speaker 11: It does get worse.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, girl, so he did it on the.
Speaker 11: Blanket but he didn't, oh gosh. And after they were done,
Speaker 11: I put the blanket back on the couch like it
Speaker 11: was no big field.
Speaker 2: Why why did you not that she doesn't like her
Speaker 2: little sister?
Speaker 9: What?
Speaker 11: It's just even worse. What that night, me and the
Speaker 11: sister who just did the dead on the floor root
Speaker 11: in my bed, just laying there on her phones and everything.
Speaker 2: I'm so scared.
Speaker 11: My little sister is out in the living room and
Speaker 11: she was using the blankets, and she comes into my
Speaker 11: room knocks on the door. Do you guys have another blanket?
Speaker 11: The dogs have a weird body odor?
Speaker 3: Oh wow.
Speaker 2: How old was your little sister?
Speaker 11: I think she was fourteen fifteen at the time.
Speaker 3: That's brutal young. Well, thank you, yeah, thank you for
Speaker 3: your telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 11: Of course, it was so nice to meet you guys.
Speaker 2: You too, you too, You're funny.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I just don't ever want to borrow blake from never No,
Speaker 3: what's your dirty little secret?