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Speaker 1: Come come on your bad, I shall will a good

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Speaker 1: morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, come on dig

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Speaker 1: me now, one and all is Steve Harvey got a

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Speaker 1: radio show. Okay, today is simple. I want to tell you.

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Speaker 1: I want to just talk to you about effort today.

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Speaker 1: Just about effort. You know, it's it's it's it's a

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Speaker 1: word that people use to describe sometimes trying. But what

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Speaker 1: I found out about trying is trying is just a

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Speaker 1: noble way of saying you didn't get it done. I

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Speaker 1: See trying, I mean, I gotta tell you to attempt something.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna have to first try, but I want you

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Speaker 1: See that's a big difference. I'm really more apt to

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Speaker 1: it allows you to fail. It's the person that has

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Speaker 1: it done. It's very different than I'm gonna try. You know. Look, man,

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Speaker 1: that ain't It was a valiant tribe. Hey man, you

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Speaker 1: The only way to gain God's real blessings is you

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Speaker 1: have to try something. Stevie backpedaling. Now, listen to me close.

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Speaker 1: You have to put forth an effort to allow God

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Speaker 1: You must start to attempt, now insane getting it done.

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Speaker 1: And I'm gonna try. That's a different of two different

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Speaker 1: faiths to me that I'm just talking about me. Now,

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Speaker 1: If I say I'm gonna get it done, I have

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Speaker 1: If you're not familiar with it's very simple, man. And

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Speaker 1: Now what you're saying to me, Steve, I'm saying to

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Speaker 1: bless me, Oh God, bless me. Bless you? What? Bless you? Where?

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Speaker 1: Bless you? How? Stop basing your results on what you're thinking.

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Speaker 1: You gotta think higher. You get God in your life, man,

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Speaker 1: He allows you to think higher, bigger, better more. I'm

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Speaker 1: And he made heaven and Earth in six days? Dude,

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Speaker 1: the math hill man, I ain't that big. You ain't

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Speaker 1: showing you some things, man, but it's gonna take some faith,

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Speaker 1: Get out and do something. Man, you God will bless

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Speaker 1: all right, you're listening. Good morning everybody. Look at you,

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Speaker 1: Look at you. You all up in a tuesday. Can

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Speaker 1: Shelly Strawberry. You can do it. You can do it.

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Speaker 1: You can. Words have never been spoken. Jay Anthony Brown,

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Speaker 1: good mornting, good mornting to you, Good morninging. Let's talk

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Speaker 1: Call it for real, good morting, good morning mornting. How

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Speaker 1: are you today, j Anthony? I'm doing great, great, I'm

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Speaker 1: doing great. How about you, junior? Are you having a

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Speaker 1: good mornting today? Good morning to all God's Children's good

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Speaker 1: he do it? Willy? Won't whatever? And house God treating

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Speaker 1: We just had church says three or more have gathered,

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Speaker 1: And what else? Though, Jay, it's a lot. I don't

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Speaker 1: other pod Is that what we're doing that we're doing

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Speaker 1: the other part we're Christian shaming. Oh no, Bible scripture okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: All things work together for the good, for the good

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Speaker 1: Oh man. My grandmother was like, just getting here and

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Speaker 1: All right, listen, we're gonna do ask bitter man coming

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Speaker 1: He's not trying to help you. Don't even think of books.

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Speaker 1: You're listening show. All right, guys, time now to ask

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Speaker 1: You asked me. If you won't you, it's on you, okay,

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Speaker 1: here we go. This one is from Vannie in Richardson, Texas.

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Speaker 1: Vannie writes, I'm a forty seven year old divorced woman

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Speaker 1: I had no scratches already on my call. Yeah you

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Speaker 1: told you ain't got no way. Don't make me come

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Speaker 1: already doing better than me? What? What? What? What? Look?

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Speaker 1: I already told you I'm tired of talking to you.

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Speaker 1: I'm watching TV and you ain't got stiff talking to

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Speaker 1: I got thirty cut your call. My car ain't bumped

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Speaker 1: a being seven seven to seven, I can't help you.

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Speaker 1: They don't make a seven seven lady. Look, you know what?

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Speaker 1: Can I say something to you? No, you can't say

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Speaker 1: moment and thing it on all. I want to say this.

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Speaker 1: Nephew Timming from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your sister

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Speaker 1: robbing out of DC. Put me off, make me you

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Speaker 1: know what, I don't even have y'all show. I listened

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Speaker 1: wait till I talk to her. Hey, mister Dale, will

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Speaker 1: listen before you go? Can you tell me what is

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Speaker 1: Morning Show? All right, nephew told me you knew you

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Speaker 1: didn't run into nobody. Damn well, I ain't hit nobody

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Speaker 1: because I'll be trying to pull my stuff out there Fox,

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Speaker 1: So won't nobody hit me? You know? All right? I'm

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Speaker 1: the only light blue camera in the parking lot right

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Speaker 1: right now, right now? Who told you that? Only one

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Speaker 1: in the pocket lot? Right now? You're talking about the

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Speaker 1: cross side across the She gives me life. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: oh my god. Breaking. I'm gonna tell y'all something. Pranking

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Speaker 1: ain't ease. No, it's not. That's a nice little shirt

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Speaker 1: right there. Pranking ain't easy. You know that's somebody had

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Speaker 1: to do it. Yeah, by the fact, Will Packer, that's

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Speaker 1: a new TV show. Breaking ain't easy. You know what

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Speaker 1: I'm saying, Will Packer? You list easy? Breaking ain't it?

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Speaker 1: Ain't easy. I like easy. By the fact, breaking ain't easy.

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Speaker 1: Will pack if you're listening, Pranking ain't easy. To come

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Speaker 1: on right after ready to live or right before however

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Speaker 1: you want to do it, But pranking ain't easy. Get

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Speaker 1: ready to love and then you know everything else. Are

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Speaker 1: you having a meeting on the air? Either it's either

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Speaker 1: meeting or he's bigging the hell team. All right, stay tuned,

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Speaker 1: Stay tuned, man of fact, go to my website. Just

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Speaker 1: grits and try Time's flame was all right, see if

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Speaker 1: you like it, hit me back and tell me what

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Speaker 1: you think. All right, Thank and nephew coming up at

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Speaker 1: the top of the hour, Entertainment and national news. Right

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Speaker 1: after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: All right, guys, we gotta say congratulations to Beyonce and

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Speaker 1: jay Z. This couple, this powerhouse couple. They're in the

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Speaker 1: new global Tiffany and Companies All About Love campaign. Beyonce

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Speaker 1: has become the first black woman ever to wear the

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Speaker 1: Tiffany iconic yellow diamond. Also, guys, did you see the

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Speaker 1: photo of the Carters in the bright blue U basketat

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Speaker 1: painting in the background. All we saw the job jaw

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Speaker 1: dropping tiffany yellow diamond around Beyonce's neck and it is

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Speaker 1: all we saw it. That ain't all we saw. I

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Speaker 1: saw jay Z have hell. You mean that's how we saw.

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Speaker 1: You don't see jay Z had what what? I don't

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Speaker 1: know what I'm with you timing. It cannot be a

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Speaker 1: calm or brush on his side of the dress. I

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Speaker 1: mean when you go to the bar. But what do

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Speaker 1: you ask for? How you asked that a line? Jay Z? Anyway?

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Speaker 1: Think think what he's doing it he producing TV show.

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Speaker 1: What's happened to Jake? That was? That was Thomas smiles

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Speaker 1: and to be mad about it. Let me just say this,

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Speaker 1: Me and Timmy a hair hating it. Trust us if

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Speaker 1: we had that much hair, we wear hat hating. I

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Speaker 1: bet I beat impressed this side over and then our

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Speaker 1: curl is side on this side press curls. That's a

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Speaker 1: lot of him. Man, mean things, beauty, they'll get ready,

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Speaker 1: get ready to men because black people are coming now.

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Speaker 1: They on their way. Treat us right, treat us right.

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Speaker 1: They'll be following us around the store and all of that.

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Speaker 1: You are different type of customers'll be actually crazy Wenna,

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Speaker 1: some stuff like ya, how much you might hear some

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Speaker 1: things like that, You're gonna hear stuff like this. Can

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Speaker 1: I just have one of them bags that's all blue bag? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: all right. So we talked about this yesterday. As we

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Speaker 1: move on, but it is still trending, the milk crate

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Speaker 1: challenge still over social media. Yeah. So here's the deal.

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Speaker 1: A person has passed over a pyramid of plastic milk

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Speaker 1: crates stacked high above the ground without falling. While the

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Speaker 1: crates individually can hold up under pressure, stacked up into

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Speaker 1: a pyramid creates a situation of instability for the person

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Speaker 1: trying to get to the other side. Did you see

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Speaker 1: the prison inmates doing the challenge. Yeah, I'm like offitted

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Speaker 1: see people A people are getting really hurt on this.

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Speaker 1: They really are. Yeah, yeah they are. I saw Snoop

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Speaker 1: dog posts. Uh forget COVID, y'all gonna go to the hospital.

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Speaker 1: Somebody posted that I figured that Snoop behind this milk

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Speaker 1: crate challenge. Behind if you go in Walmart or any

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Speaker 1: of the stores their own sale and the dollar stores,

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Speaker 1: so people to bind them right doing the challenge not

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Speaker 1: in press. If I dude, it's gonna be too there's

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Speaker 1: gonna be too craze. Half one, two more five? Hell

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Speaker 1: did it? What about the scholarship challenge? We also talked

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Speaker 1: about that yesterday. It's the one about the young person

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Speaker 1: um talking about their inspiration to get a scholarship. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, that's so funny. Roster to what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 1: It's okay, everybody know, all right, we're moving on. We're

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Speaker 1: moving on. Time for today's headlines, Jay, let's go all right, everybody,

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Speaker 1: it's time for the news with miss an Trip. Okay,

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Speaker 1: thanks guys, and good morning everybody out there. This is

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Speaker 1: a trip with the news. The Fiser anti COVID serum

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Speaker 1: has become the first vaccine to be fully approved by

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Speaker 1: the FDA, and not just for an emergency condition, which

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Speaker 1: all of that, the Fiser and the Maderna and the

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Speaker 1: Johnson Johnson they were all approved on an emergency basis

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Speaker 1: because we were trying to fight the pandemic as quickly

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Speaker 1: as possible, but the full test had not been run.

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Speaker 1: Fiser has gone through all of that and it's fully

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Speaker 1: approved by the FDA, the first of the serums to

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Speaker 1: do that. The others are probably follow fiser Sera will

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Speaker 1: now be marketed as being for the prevention of COVID

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Speaker 1: disease for individuals sixteen years of age and older, but

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Speaker 1: is still to be available under emergency use authorization for

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Speaker 1: twelve to fifteen year old people. The new official designation

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Speaker 1: could also prompt people who felt that the vaccines were

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Speaker 1: a study weren't studied enough to finally take the shot.

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Speaker 1: Because fiser at lease has gone through the rigors in Afghanistan,

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Speaker 1: authorities say that sixteen thousand people have been airlifted out

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Speaker 1: of that country over the last twenty four hours, a

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Speaker 1: majority of them by the US military, Afghan interpreters, foreign

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Speaker 1: nationals trying to get to the airport without having any

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Speaker 1: run ins with Taliban fighters. Donald Trump's been telling his

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Speaker 1: supporters that he would have done things right. However, while

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Speaker 1: Biden's being knocked for the way evacuation is going, a

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Speaker 1: homeland security adviser to former Vice President Pence, Olivia Troy,

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Speaker 1: tells MSNBC that she's got a different take. She says,

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Speaker 1: the Trump administration and Republicans are distorting the truth. It's

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Speaker 1: ludicrous for Donald trying to take around saying that he

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Speaker 1: would have handled this better, and he would have figured

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Speaker 1: this all out because he had four years when he

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Speaker 1: was president to get these people through the system, to

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Speaker 1: get them process to issue these visas. And the reality

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Speaker 1: is that system was destroyed under Donald Trump because of

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Speaker 1: his main enabler and ally and confidant adviser, Stephen Miller.

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Speaker 1: Stephen Miller went out of his way to reduce the

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Speaker 1: refugee ceiling throughout those years. And now we're in crisis mode.

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Speaker 1: We would not be having to purs a system system

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Speaker 1: that's already cumbersome and challenging. The systems is not meant

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Speaker 1: to evacuate thousands of people at once if they had

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Speaker 1: been properly processed to begin with. She adds a quote,

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Speaker 1: you don't get to play revisionist history here. Finally, France

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Speaker 1: about to honorary legendary singer and chance with Josephine Baker

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Speaker 1: remains burn on Monaco, going to be reinterred at the

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Speaker 1: Pantheon monument in Paris. Josephine Baker not only a famous

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Speaker 1: entertainer but also a World War Two hero. She was

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Speaker 1: buried in French military uniform with the medals she'd been

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Speaker 1: awarded for her role in the French resistance against the Nazis.

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Speaker 1: She was born in Saint Louis, Missouri. Baker will reportedly

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Speaker 1: be the first entertainer, first American, the first black person

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Speaker 1: to be so honored. Now back to Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Tommy introduced

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Speaker 1: the president and CEO of Team Tommy. All right, let's

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Speaker 1: do it. It's that time, ladies and gentlemen. We're going deep,

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Speaker 1: deep into a mine, a mind. It too, probably noble

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Speaker 1: traveling into before. But before we go, you need to

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Speaker 1: buckle up and hold on tight, and please be very

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Speaker 1: careful because the mind is extraordinary. The mind up Jay

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Speaker 1: Anthony bro First of all, let me get this out

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Speaker 1: the way. Tonight, Michael Blackston's at the jays Bot Comedy Club.

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Speaker 1: Tickets online, get them right now. I'll be at the

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Speaker 1: Esher Theater in Middle Beach, South Carolina. Now let me

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Speaker 1: talk to the Beckies, the Karens. We got together last

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Speaker 1: a couple of weeks ago. We crunched some numbers, and

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Speaker 1: y'all's numbers came up real short. Is what I'm saying

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Speaker 1: to say is there's not as many of y'all as

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Speaker 1: they used to be, and the reason being, you're spending

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Speaker 1: too much time in our business marching and protesting and

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Speaker 1: throwing rocks and name calling and holding up posters and

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Speaker 1: stuff like that when you need to get together. You know,

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Speaker 1: y'all need to get together and make more of y'all.

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Speaker 1: We're doing fine because we're protesting, and somehow after protests

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Speaker 1: we get together and we make more of us Hispanish

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Speaker 1: and making more agents and make everybody's making more. But y'all, now,

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Speaker 1: one of the problems that y'all might be having is

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Speaker 1: y'all tend to look alike. Y'all, y'all dressing alike. Y'all.

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Speaker 1: Everybody got on plaid, everybody got on a baseball cap,

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Speaker 1: everybody got on jeans, everybody got on boots. And this

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Speaker 1: is just me. I'm just telling you like it is.

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Speaker 1: You're wearing way too much camouflage. It's way you just

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Speaker 1: got way too much. Damn the camouflage. And it's probably

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Speaker 1: you don't know who each other is. Now I suggest

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Speaker 1: that you get some love music. Now, we have our

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Speaker 1: own love music. Could you play our love music. If

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Speaker 1: you play our love music, that's ours, that's our music.

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Speaker 1: We hit that that means we're about we're about to

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Speaker 1: get in love. Now. I know y'all don't have your

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Speaker 1: own love music, but I picked some love music. Could

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Speaker 1: you play house one more time? Playouts one more time,

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Speaker 1: playous one more that's it right there. Yeah, some people

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Speaker 1: are gonna drive up to the house when they hear

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Speaker 1: that right there, they're gonna drop all right, here we go.

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Speaker 1: Now here's your love music. And don't get them mixed up.

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Speaker 1: Hit it. He's there, you go, there, you go, where

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Speaker 1: you go. You're feeling it, you're feeling it. Yeah, make

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Speaker 1: more people. And then we went too far. Coming up

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Speaker 1: a thirty four minutes after the hour, we'll talk about it.

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Speaker 1: Why do men cheat? Who the hell put that in there? Woman?

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Speaker 1: You're listening? Time now, guys to have a roundtable discussion.

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Speaker 1: And we've had this discussion before, but let's have it again.

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Speaker 1: Here's the topic, the age old question. Why do men sheets?

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Speaker 1: Let me go? Hi, let me go first, Let ja

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Speaker 1: don't let me let me get this. Let me give

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Speaker 1: me some little backstory as to why we thought about this.

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Speaker 1: Um well, Jay, as a matter of fact, you mentioned

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Speaker 1: amber Rose yesterday. You said she's been trending lately because

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Speaker 1: she and uh the fact that her ex and her

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Speaker 1: baby daddy, Alexander A. E. Edwards, admitted to cheating on

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Speaker 1: her her with twelve different women. Amber posted, I'm tired

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Speaker 1: of getting cheated on and being embarrassed behind the scenes.

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Speaker 1: He admitted he got caught and he loves his son,

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Speaker 1: but he said I like women. He apologized, but said

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Speaker 1: he doesn't want to deprive himself of his true nature.

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Speaker 1: So that's why we're asking the question, and it's been

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Speaker 1: asking you guys before. Why the man sheet? Now, Jay,

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Speaker 1: I would love to go first. The first thing I

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Speaker 1: would like to know because we're having a roundtable discussion

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Speaker 1: and we have several ladies that work on the show,

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Speaker 1: and you know, I don't want to embarrass anybody or

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Speaker 1: call anybody else, but I'm sure the guys feel the

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Speaker 1: way that I feel. Who the hell put this question up?

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Speaker 1: That's what I like. The first year which are day

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Speaker 1: who thought this was fun? Carla And they've never asked

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Speaker 1: themselves a question. Always I'm not I'm not finished. I'm

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Speaker 1: not finished comedians. Yeah, and then let me just say this,

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Speaker 1: it's such an it's such an easy answer. Okay, answer

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Speaker 1: the question. It's so easy that I have decided to

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Speaker 1: pass it on to timing. Oh, I don't want to work.

632
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:25,279
Speaker 1: It is so damn easy to answer, and that's that's

633
00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:29,120
Speaker 1: fine with me. That's finely. I accepted with open arms. Okay,

634
00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:33,640
Speaker 1: challenge problem, accepting your challenge on how to answer questions

635
00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:37,080
Speaker 1: why men cheat? But you know what, I gotta pay

636
00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:40,600
Speaker 1: respect to the youngster in the group. I'm gonna answer. Oh,

637
00:41:41,239 --> 00:41:43,400
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying to the one and only

638
00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:47,479
Speaker 1: kill junior space, Go ahead, take why man cheat? Coming

639
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:52,279
Speaker 1: to me? But I'm not following the sword for all men?

640
00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:55,680
Speaker 1: Why all men? That's not my job. But I will

641
00:41:55,719 --> 00:41:58,000
Speaker 1: answer the question since you pass it to me. It

642
00:41:58,239 --> 00:42:01,000
Speaker 1: is the reason why all men cheat. They didn't said

643
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:04,000
Speaker 1: it in my own Damn if you didn't get it,

644
00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:07,839
Speaker 1: ain't my fault. Ain't my fault because listen to Let's

645
00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:11,920
Speaker 1: just be honest. Man cheat for the same reason as

646
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:16,960
Speaker 1: women cheat. Hello, the reason. It's the same reason, the

647
00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:20,279
Speaker 1: same same reason you give us one. Because we can,

648
00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:24,160
Speaker 1: I can tell you why men cheat. This is the

649
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:28,719
Speaker 1: real reason why men cheat. Listen, Come on, I listen,

650
00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:31,560
Speaker 1: I listen, just listen. I'm gonna say when I say listen,

651
00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:38,080
Speaker 1: I want you to listen. Listen that right, that's right now,

652
00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:42,920
Speaker 1: you know what? You know what. I didn't know how

653
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:46,880
Speaker 1: to quite well put it. But for you, what you're doing,

654
00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:48,680
Speaker 1: you're saying something right there. I didn't know how to

655
00:42:48,719 --> 00:42:52,040
Speaker 1: put every Yeah, you know it used to be quite different.

656
00:42:52,239 --> 00:42:56,200
Speaker 1: The reason white men and women cheated. Women cheated because

657
00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:58,719
Speaker 1: they were done wrong. They felt badly. Man have been

658
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:01,520
Speaker 1: done wrong that. But I'm just saying that used to

659
00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:04,520
Speaker 1: be it, and men just cheated because they were just dogs,

660
00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:09,120
Speaker 1: okay it used to Let me just say this. I'm

661
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:13,720
Speaker 1: just saying that men cheating. If men cheat because they're dogs,

662
00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:17,880
Speaker 1: then why what are women? Because they're way better cheats

663
00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:21,120
Speaker 1: than we are. Now we're smart cheating. We're smart cheaters.

664
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:26,879
Speaker 1: If we cheating, cheating, we call somebody so we ain't

665
00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:30,279
Speaker 1: cheating by myself. We gotta be cheating with somebody, so

666
00:43:31,120 --> 00:43:33,919
Speaker 1: so we all cheating together. Yea, So what they're doing

667
00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:39,799
Speaker 1: that you all just won't give us a legit. They don't.

668
00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:41,799
Speaker 1: They want to do it because you because you cheat,

669
00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:45,320
Speaker 1: because we answered your questions we did. I think we're answering.

670
00:43:48,719 --> 00:43:51,000
Speaker 1: Y'all need to go home and ask y'allselves some questions,

671
00:43:51,280 --> 00:44:06,680
Speaker 1: ask yourself something coming out. Yeah, I'm through it sucks

672
00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:09,440
Speaker 1: all right? Coming up next, nephew tell me, And it's

673
00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:12,880
Speaker 1: prank phone call. Right after this, you're listening to the

674
00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:16,920
Speaker 1: Stave Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at the top of

675
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:20,040
Speaker 1: the hour. Right about four minutes after. It's my strawberry

676
00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:22,840
Speaker 1: letter for today, the subject stay away from that needle.

677
00:44:23,239 --> 00:44:26,000
Speaker 1: Stay away from that needle. We'll get into that in

678
00:44:26,120 --> 00:44:28,320
Speaker 1: just a bit. Right now, the nephew is in the

679
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:31,400
Speaker 1: building with today's prank phone call. What you got for us,

680
00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:35,359
Speaker 1: naff I'm about to go deep on on today, sir. Oh,

681
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:38,960
Speaker 1: I'm about yeah what yeah, yeah, I'm about to go

682
00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:42,840
Speaker 1: deep right here. You know, you know it's you know,

683
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:46,719
Speaker 1: it's time for a birthday party for a child. You

684
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:48,960
Speaker 1: know it's time for a birthday party. So you know

685
00:44:49,200 --> 00:44:55,080
Speaker 1: this one right here is called Curry Gold Curry gord

686
00:44:55,200 --> 00:45:02,880
Speaker 1: Ma all right, curry god cry. If you never tasted

687
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:04,840
Speaker 1: what maybe you ain't never headed called, You've got to

688
00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:08,319
Speaker 1: get you something curry. They go, let's go bertrand, let's

689
00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:13,960
Speaker 1: go bertrand right now, Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach

690
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:19,920
Speaker 1: your um mister, because this mister yea, this is Benjamin Dixon.

691
00:45:20,040 --> 00:45:22,879
Speaker 1: Trevor is my son. He goes to school with your son.

692
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:26,960
Speaker 1: Now yeah, uh he went to a birthday party that

693
00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:30,880
Speaker 1: your son had last weekend. Am I right? Yeah? Well listen,

694
00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:33,719
Speaker 1: I understand. Listen, I have a problem with you, mister,

695
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:38,520
Speaker 1: because I understand that you all are Jamaican and from Jamaica.

696
00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:43,759
Speaker 1: But listen, you guys, serve the children curry goat. You

697
00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:48,040
Speaker 1: don't serve kids curry goat. Everybody's child doesn't eat curry

698
00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:50,799
Speaker 1: goat pee. What happened to? What happened to ice cream

699
00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:53,680
Speaker 1: and cake and punch and maybe even a pizza at

700
00:45:53,680 --> 00:45:57,040
Speaker 1: a birthday party for kids? But curry goat, that's out

701
00:45:57,040 --> 00:46:00,520
Speaker 1: of the question. Oh you mean, but that's something we

702
00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:02,680
Speaker 1: are talking about. All you mean call you mean middle

703
00:46:02,719 --> 00:46:05,880
Speaker 1: feed to kidding them curry gords, let me see them anything.

704
00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:10,359
Speaker 1: But when you're talking about bredren so what were you're

705
00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:12,400
Speaker 1: talking both? Oh you mean? Oh you mean you have

706
00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:14,560
Speaker 1: a problem with me? Oh you have a problem with me.

707
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:17,640
Speaker 1: I got a problem. I got a problem with any

708
00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:22,400
Speaker 1: parents who who decides on their own that somebody else's

709
00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:25,719
Speaker 1: child it's okay to feed them some curry go My

710
00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:29,440
Speaker 1: child don't eat no goat. We eat chicken, we eat steak,

711
00:46:29,719 --> 00:46:34,799
Speaker 1: we eat cow. We don't eat curry goat yo eat

712
00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:38,719
Speaker 1: it got a birthday apart the door, He means start

713
00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:41,919
Speaker 1: burney a party. I don't want you if you would

714
00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:44,759
Speaker 1: have taught me to deal with something talk some rude Moore.

715
00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:47,640
Speaker 1: They'll call me when you're when you're on buying a

716
00:46:48,440 --> 00:46:52,000
Speaker 1: on guan rum by me and a Regreen. We can't.

717
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,640
Speaker 1: You don't know who we are dealing with and all, okay,

718
00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:56,319
Speaker 1: I need you to slow it down for me. Man,

719
00:46:56,360 --> 00:46:59,799
Speaker 1: I understanding nothing you're saying. Tell me, don't you call

720
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:03,799
Speaker 1: me y'all? Tell me for I'm like for on your

721
00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:07,279
Speaker 1: car and off. Look, man, all I'm saying is this

722
00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:11,000
Speaker 1: is this is disrespectful to the child, to people's parents.

723
00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:13,360
Speaker 1: You're going out on your own liberty deciding on what

724
00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:16,360
Speaker 1: you're gonna feed somebody. You gotta feed them normal stuff.

725
00:47:16,719 --> 00:47:20,719
Speaker 1: You can't do that kill a birthday parties Here in

726
00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:24,719
Speaker 1: the stakes. Man, it's pizza, it's ice cream, it's cake,

727
00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:29,279
Speaker 1: it's punch down it hot dogs maybe, but not no

728
00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:34,399
Speaker 1: damn curry goat. Man, I'm run the shore Bridgrean. Don't

729
00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:38,759
Speaker 1: tell me what I'm me run this, So y'all come

730
00:47:38,840 --> 00:47:42,560
Speaker 1: tell me both disrespect you would disrespect me a car,

731
00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:46,319
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm a ditristecon you by calling your phone.

732
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:48,560
Speaker 1: I want to know why it is you're doing something

733
00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:51,680
Speaker 1: like this, and I bet you these other parents don't

734
00:47:51,760 --> 00:47:57,600
Speaker 1: know you've been serving goat y'all kiss man? Or you? Is?

735
00:47:58,040 --> 00:48:01,960
Speaker 1: I mean you want to meet short you old farts?

736
00:48:02,719 --> 00:48:07,080
Speaker 1: I'll come tell me, Oh you want? Oh you wanna hungry? Oh?

737
00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:10,319
Speaker 1: Oh oh you brigand who the hell is you? Yes?

738
00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:13,080
Speaker 1: I don't know you from my brigond I come tell

739
00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:15,360
Speaker 1: my money for them? Kind of wait it yo? You

740
00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:21,839
Speaker 1: know you know you know you done the spring Club?

741
00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:24,200
Speaker 1: Know it all? Are you? Do? You want to meet

742
00:48:24,239 --> 00:48:26,040
Speaker 1: me somewhere? Is that what you want to do? Me?

743
00:48:26,239 --> 00:48:29,360
Speaker 1: Me too? Meet me brigand me me too? Right? No,

744
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:34,600
Speaker 1: you understand me? Merrifriend I know, oh yeah, it enough.

745
00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:37,920
Speaker 1: You're gonna make me hurt you man if if if

746
00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:39,520
Speaker 1: I come over that you're gonna make me hurt you

747
00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:42,120
Speaker 1: you hit me? Then? I mean this man. Now, I

748
00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:46,319
Speaker 1: call you because I'm a concerned parent about my child. Uh.

749
00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:48,400
Speaker 1: And then you got a nerd ahead to tell them

750
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:51,800
Speaker 1: you're the one that's in the row. Yo. Man me,

751
00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:55,799
Speaker 1: you don't hell me, no no brigand no wrong. You're

752
00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:58,200
Speaker 1: gonnastund me. So I come tell me be some mag

753
00:48:58,320 --> 00:49:04,040
Speaker 1: money off. I'm telling me mean no wrong, you can yo,

754
00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:07,440
Speaker 1: just get them away in and I'm gonna comn I'm

755
00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:10,120
Speaker 1: the feed of some cory good. Yeah, your family and

756
00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:14,040
Speaker 1: kind of sleeve. You ain't gonna feed my family now.

757
00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:16,560
Speaker 1: You don't bring my family in this man. You don't

758
00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:18,960
Speaker 1: bring member. You don't bring my wife and my kids

759
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:25,440
Speaker 1: into nothing. You hit me if you want you. I'm

760
00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:28,319
Speaker 1: telling I got I got one. You know what, Man,

761
00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:30,360
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you I got something I want to

762
00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:34,879
Speaker 1: tell you. You listening, This is Nephew time me from

763
00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:38,240
Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey and Martin Show. You just got pranked

764
00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:44,440
Speaker 1: by your sister Patsy. I believe you, man like that.

765
00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:51,480
Speaker 1: You Hey, hey, you just got pranked by your sister Patsy.

766
00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:55,520
Speaker 1: Bad she put me up to this dog boy. I

767
00:49:55,640 --> 00:49:58,880
Speaker 1: tell you, man, I'm so sweat boy, like I need

768
00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:03,040
Speaker 1: to get a blood pressure. I got a low. I

769
00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:11,160
Speaker 1: got a little tolerance, tolerance, very low, I tell you that.

770
00:50:11,719 --> 00:50:14,240
Speaker 1: But anyway, I'm gonna still feed you and your family

771
00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:21,239
Speaker 1: from Churricles. I'm gonna have chle I better do it

772
00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:29,439
Speaker 1: or nothing. You know, when you get angry American people

773
00:50:29,520 --> 00:50:31,880
Speaker 1: really counts in what you're saying. You went on You

774
00:50:31,960 --> 00:50:36,400
Speaker 1: went on a Jamaican run, Like what that boy saying.

775
00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:39,560
Speaker 1: We gotta give a shout out to all of the

776
00:50:39,680 --> 00:50:45,479
Speaker 1: Jamaicans out there. Baby, what is the baddest radio show

777
00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:55,880
Speaker 1: in the land, Steve Harby Morning Show, New York City? Baby, So, uh,

778
00:50:56,280 --> 00:51:02,799
Speaker 1: anybody help us some carry go? Nobody wanted trash. I'm

779
00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:05,200
Speaker 1: up for a translator. That's what I need, a trans

780
00:51:07,120 --> 00:51:10,000
Speaker 1: I loved him. He was upset and when you get

781
00:51:10,120 --> 00:51:16,200
Speaker 1: upset you really can't understand what I'm saying. You go

782
00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:18,680
Speaker 1: all the way and boy he did, he did. But

783
00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:21,840
Speaker 1: you know there's a lot of them Jamaican friends. This

784
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:27,200
Speaker 1: zero to sixty real quickness, Oh really quickness? Man. Yeah,

785
00:51:27,280 --> 00:51:31,200
Speaker 1: it's definitely fast. Yeah yeah. Man. By the fact, speaking

786
00:51:31,239 --> 00:51:36,480
Speaker 1: of fast, big up to the Jamaicans that on first, second,

787
00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:40,040
Speaker 1: and third, Oh my god, the girls was blazing. Man.

788
00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:45,879
Speaker 1: Them girls the track on fire Man and they don't

789
00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:48,759
Speaker 1: even fix they don't even sweat, They're not sweating. They're

790
00:51:48,760 --> 00:51:51,920
Speaker 1: just running like like No, they're just killing the game. Man,

791
00:51:52,480 --> 00:51:55,680
Speaker 1: do they like you? Imagine what practice like for them?

792
00:51:55,719 --> 00:51:59,400
Speaker 1: Many They race it against each other all day long. Right,

793
00:51:59,520 --> 00:52:02,160
Speaker 1: it's like hell, like they go to limp just a practice. Yeah.

794
00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:04,640
Speaker 1: I can't help it get better. But listen, if you're

795
00:52:04,640 --> 00:52:07,000
Speaker 1: gonna get some curry goes, I must add to it.

796
00:52:07,239 --> 00:52:09,680
Speaker 1: Get you some just good grits to go with your

797
00:52:09,719 --> 00:52:11,719
Speaker 1: curry GOLs. I'm just saying it's it's a it's a

798
00:52:11,800 --> 00:52:15,840
Speaker 1: perfect combination, right there. Grits, get Kurt gos and grits.

799
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:19,360
Speaker 1: It just hood grits. What does Z dot com? Just

800
00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:24,440
Speaker 1: good grits? What does Z dot com? I like the spice,

801
00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:28,560
Speaker 1: so try that, try to spice it, I promise you. Man. Wait,

802
00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:30,960
Speaker 1: I see y'all, y'all gonna be y'all calling to me.

803
00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:34,040
Speaker 1: That's it, T that's how you do it, man, Golden grits. Man,

804
00:52:37,360 --> 00:52:40,560
Speaker 1: that joy. I don't know how you gonna eat goat

805
00:52:40,600 --> 00:52:42,480
Speaker 1: and grinch and no hot sauce that did don't make No,

806
00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:48,000
Speaker 1: I don't know how you gonna do that. I love

807
00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:52,280
Speaker 1: a shameless plug, but yeah, there's no way you cannot

808
00:52:52,360 --> 00:52:54,520
Speaker 1: have a hot saucing. Now you might wear sprinkle some

809
00:52:54,640 --> 00:53:00,399
Speaker 1: nuts on it. Jain't got some nuts by you God.

810
00:53:00,960 --> 00:53:03,239
Speaker 1: Just Good Grits go to Just good Grits dot com.

811
00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:05,319
Speaker 1: That's that's grit spelled with a Z at the end.

812
00:53:05,760 --> 00:53:07,800
Speaker 1: And check out what your boys doing. I think you

813
00:53:07,840 --> 00:53:10,680
Speaker 1: guys like I want. I want to hear what you think,

814
00:53:10,760 --> 00:53:12,640
Speaker 1: so you know, email your boy back. Tell me what

815
00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:16,120
Speaker 1: you think about my grits. Uncle Ben is gone, but

816
00:53:16,239 --> 00:53:19,160
Speaker 1: the nephew is coming. I'm saying it. I'm I'm putting

817
00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:24,200
Speaker 1: that out there, all right, nephew congratulated. Coming up next,

818
00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:27,480
Speaker 1: it's my Strawberry letters subjects. Stay away from that needle.

819
00:53:27,600 --> 00:53:30,960
Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this. You're listening to

820
00:53:31,160 --> 00:53:37,239
Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Time now for today's Strawberry Letter.

821
00:53:37,280 --> 00:53:40,880
Speaker 1: And if you need advice on relationships, on dating, work, sex, parenting,

822
00:53:40,920 --> 00:53:44,320
Speaker 1: and more. Please submit your Strawberry letter to Steve Harvey

823
00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:48,600
Speaker 1: FM dot com. And that's for you, Jay always and

824
00:53:48,719 --> 00:53:52,200
Speaker 1: click submit Strawberry letter. Who knows we could be reading

825
00:53:52,360 --> 00:53:55,399
Speaker 1: your letter. That's write your letter live on the air,

826
00:53:55,520 --> 00:53:57,520
Speaker 1: just like we're gonna read this one right here right now.

827
00:53:58,360 --> 00:54:00,600
Speaker 1: Buckle up and hold on tight. We got it for you.

828
00:54:00,719 --> 00:54:04,600
Speaker 1: Here It is the straw by letta thank you Nephew's subjects.

829
00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:08,880
Speaker 1: Stay away from that needle, Dear Stephen Shirley, I've been

830
00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:11,640
Speaker 1: trying to figure out the best way to address an

831
00:54:11,719 --> 00:54:16,800
Speaker 1: issue because I love my wife dearly. My wife turned

832
00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:20,280
Speaker 1: sixty in May, and to celebrate, I took her to Hawaii,

833
00:54:20,440 --> 00:54:24,000
Speaker 1: and I gave her a five thousand dollars prepaid credit

834
00:54:24,080 --> 00:54:27,120
Speaker 1: card to use any way she wanted to. When we

835
00:54:27,200 --> 00:54:30,040
Speaker 1: were in Hawaii, there was a photoshoot at our hotel

836
00:54:30,239 --> 00:54:34,279
Speaker 1: all weekend and young, skinny models were all over the place.

837
00:54:34,680 --> 00:54:37,839
Speaker 1: My wife started to feel self conscious in her bathing suit,

838
00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:41,239
Speaker 1: so I made sure I uplifted her whenever I could.

839
00:54:41,719 --> 00:54:43,840
Speaker 1: I think it had a negative effect on her, and

840
00:54:43,920 --> 00:54:46,800
Speaker 1: it made her want to look younger. I must admit

841
00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:49,279
Speaker 1: that we both gained weight during the pandemic and she

842
00:54:49,440 --> 00:54:52,000
Speaker 1: refused to work out with me, so this was a

843
00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:54,680
Speaker 1: wake up call for her. I think she realized that

844
00:54:54,800 --> 00:54:57,920
Speaker 1: she was not pleased with a short gray afro she's

845
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:00,440
Speaker 1: had since a pandemic, and she put her wig on

846
00:55:00,640 --> 00:55:03,000
Speaker 1: for the rest of the trip. I prefer the afro

847
00:55:03,160 --> 00:55:06,120
Speaker 1: over the wigs, but it's her decision and I love

848
00:55:06,239 --> 00:55:09,680
Speaker 1: her regardless. I definitely think seeing all the beautiful girls

849
00:55:09,719 --> 00:55:12,680
Speaker 1: in Hawaii messed with her head because she started trying

850
00:55:12,719 --> 00:55:15,640
Speaker 1: to fix her face right after that. She used her

851
00:55:15,680 --> 00:55:19,360
Speaker 1: birthday credit card to get botox injections in her forehead

852
00:55:19,719 --> 00:55:22,880
Speaker 1: and around her eyes. Then she got fillers in her

853
00:55:22,960 --> 00:55:26,440
Speaker 1: cheeks and chin, and followed that up with lip injections

854
00:55:26,520 --> 00:55:29,799
Speaker 1: and permanent eyebrows. She has used all of that money

855
00:55:29,920 --> 00:55:34,760
Speaker 1: to look like a clown. I barely recognize her most days.

856
00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:38,000
Speaker 1: She came home yesterday with magic marker lines on her neck,

857
00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:41,160
Speaker 1: and she told me she's getting a necklift. She also

858
00:55:41,280 --> 00:55:44,200
Speaker 1: wants a nose job and a breast lift. I have

859
00:55:44,320 --> 00:55:48,120
Speaker 1: tried to assure her that she's a beautiful woman without

860
00:55:48,239 --> 00:55:50,520
Speaker 1: all of that. All she needs to do is lose

861
00:55:50,640 --> 00:55:53,680
Speaker 1: ten pounds and stay away from that needle. I want

862
00:55:53,719 --> 00:55:56,719
Speaker 1: to tell her she's ugly now, but I don't want

863
00:55:56,760 --> 00:56:00,719
Speaker 1: to hurt her feelings. How can I do this? WHOA Well?

864
00:56:00,840 --> 00:56:03,000
Speaker 1: First of all, the title of this letter stay away

865
00:56:03,080 --> 00:56:08,080
Speaker 1: from the needle. But it's much more than needles involved.

866
00:56:08,120 --> 00:56:10,560
Speaker 1: If she's getting a necklift, a nose job, and a

867
00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:14,319
Speaker 1: breastlift too, Okay, we're talking about scalpels and going under

868
00:56:14,400 --> 00:56:20,080
Speaker 1: and cutting and all kinds of stuff. Okay, so you

869
00:56:20,200 --> 00:56:22,799
Speaker 1: know your wife is just really going through right now

870
00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:24,839
Speaker 1: with her looks. I mean, I'm not against, of course,

871
00:56:24,960 --> 00:56:27,320
Speaker 1: things that make you look and feel better about yourself.

872
00:56:27,600 --> 00:56:29,760
Speaker 1: I think the problem with your wife is that she's

873
00:56:29,800 --> 00:56:32,840
Speaker 1: just not happy. She's just not happy with how she looks.

874
00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:37,840
Speaker 1: She's not happy with herself period. And cosmetic surgery shouldn't

875
00:56:37,840 --> 00:56:42,319
Speaker 1: make you look completely unrecognizable or like a clown. That's

876
00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:45,239
Speaker 1: not its job. It's supposed to tweak or enhance what

877
00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:48,280
Speaker 1: you're already working with and still make you look natural.

878
00:56:49,360 --> 00:56:51,760
Speaker 1: You're saying she looks like a clown. That's not good

879
00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:55,960
Speaker 1: because she plans on getting more work done. I'm just asking,

880
00:56:56,040 --> 00:56:59,840
Speaker 1: could it be the doctor perhaps? Did she do enough research?

881
00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:02,759
Speaker 1: Does she research and talk to enough doctors and look

882
00:57:02,800 --> 00:57:05,680
Speaker 1: at their work? I mean, because not all plastic surgeons

883
00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:10,239
Speaker 1: do great work. What or who does she see when

884
00:57:10,320 --> 00:57:13,400
Speaker 1: she looks in the mirror. Is she pleased with herself?

885
00:57:13,480 --> 00:57:15,040
Speaker 1: I mean, you say, she looks like a clown, but

886
00:57:15,160 --> 00:57:18,080
Speaker 1: does she like what she sees? That's a problem, you know,

887
00:57:19,120 --> 00:57:22,320
Speaker 1: that's a problem. She could be addicted to plastic surgery

888
00:57:22,440 --> 00:57:25,880
Speaker 1: by now or started, you know, to get this thing

889
00:57:25,960 --> 00:57:28,760
Speaker 1: called body dysmorphia when just when you look in the

890
00:57:28,840 --> 00:57:31,760
Speaker 1: mirror you don't see anything right, you want to just

891
00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:35,400
Speaker 1: redo your whole self. You got to have a serious

892
00:57:35,440 --> 00:57:37,440
Speaker 1: talk with her about this. I mean, you say you

893
00:57:37,600 --> 00:57:40,480
Speaker 1: love your wife dearly. She's got to know that and

894
00:57:40,640 --> 00:57:43,320
Speaker 1: feel that. But more than that, she's got to love herself.

895
00:57:43,480 --> 00:57:46,200
Speaker 1: And that's what's going on here, because she's not listening

896
00:57:46,560 --> 00:57:50,280
Speaker 1: when you're saying, you know, just don't do it. And

897
00:57:50,480 --> 00:57:53,160
Speaker 1: she's not doing this for you. It's for her self esteem,

898
00:57:53,240 --> 00:57:55,400
Speaker 1: for her confidence. So the best you can do right now,

899
00:57:55,520 --> 00:57:58,240
Speaker 1: support her and help her find the best doctors and

900
00:57:58,360 --> 00:58:01,560
Speaker 1: make sure they're not butchers, and let her know you

901
00:58:01,680 --> 00:58:04,240
Speaker 1: know that you love her, and hopefully that'll help a

902
00:58:04,320 --> 00:58:07,200
Speaker 1: little bit. She needs to love herself first, right, Tommy,

903
00:58:07,920 --> 00:58:10,760
Speaker 1: go ahead, Tommy? All right? I actually I actually have

904
00:58:11,160 --> 00:58:14,040
Speaker 1: a buddy that that is an incredible doctor that does this.

905
00:58:14,600 --> 00:58:17,440
Speaker 1: What I will say is what I've seen, this is

906
00:58:17,480 --> 00:58:20,960
Speaker 1: an addiction that once you start getting something done, you

907
00:58:21,120 --> 00:58:24,600
Speaker 1: keep wanting to enhance this enhance, this enhance, that you

908
00:58:24,760 --> 00:58:27,120
Speaker 1: keep thinking that you need to get better and better

909
00:58:27,240 --> 00:58:30,240
Speaker 1: and better, and and and that's not the case. Your

910
00:58:30,320 --> 00:58:33,000
Speaker 1: wife has an addiction. This is not going to stop

911
00:58:33,320 --> 00:58:36,680
Speaker 1: unless you really have a good heart to heart conversation

912
00:58:36,760 --> 00:58:39,360
Speaker 1: with her. I'm you know you you already at neck

913
00:58:39,520 --> 00:58:42,600
Speaker 1: breast nose, bro So I promise you this is going

914
00:58:42,760 --> 00:58:45,760
Speaker 1: to continue. It's gonna be her calves, it's gonna be

915
00:58:45,880 --> 00:58:49,480
Speaker 1: her thighs, and you know, good and dog gone. Well

916
00:58:49,880 --> 00:58:52,040
Speaker 1: we own our way to that. But you know we are.

917
00:58:52,080 --> 00:58:54,320
Speaker 1: We've been to shape that thing. It's been to get

918
00:58:54,480 --> 00:58:57,200
Speaker 1: like I'm telling you, she's on her way to that.

919
00:58:57,800 --> 00:58:59,520
Speaker 1: You I don't know what. I don't know if you

920
00:58:59,600 --> 00:59:01,600
Speaker 1: can stop, but I hope that you can. But I'll

921
00:59:01,600 --> 00:59:05,120
Speaker 1: be honest with you. I have seen it firsthand, well firsthand,

922
00:59:05,160 --> 00:59:08,480
Speaker 1: where people are continuously go in one week, get this done,

923
00:59:08,600 --> 00:59:12,360
Speaker 1: come back two weeks later, injections again. It just keeps going.

924
00:59:12,560 --> 00:59:16,200
Speaker 1: They just don't stop to they look up, I don't know,

925
00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:18,160
Speaker 1: a year or two later, and you are just a

926
00:59:18,280 --> 00:59:22,240
Speaker 1: completely different person. And you know, even Jesus is not

927
00:59:22,320 --> 00:59:24,560
Speaker 1: gonna know you when you get there. You know you're

928
00:59:24,600 --> 00:59:26,680
Speaker 1: gonna have to you gotta talk to your girl. Man.

929
00:59:26,840 --> 00:59:29,680
Speaker 1: That's that's just being real. From Tommy that knows a

930
00:59:29,840 --> 00:59:32,080
Speaker 1: doctor that does this, and I've seen people that are

931
00:59:32,080 --> 00:59:34,240
Speaker 1: addicted to going in. I'm sorry, Jay, go ahead, And

932
00:59:34,320 --> 00:59:37,040
Speaker 1: you know, Temmy, a lot some people actually do have

933
00:59:37,160 --> 00:59:40,880
Speaker 1: to go to the psychiatrist or psychologists for this, they

934
00:59:40,960 --> 00:59:43,919
Speaker 1: really do. Um But anyway, go ahead, Jay, go ahead. Well,

935
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:47,400
Speaker 1: I you know, I normally don't help people because I'm

936
00:59:47,400 --> 00:59:51,280
Speaker 1: not in the help. That's bitter, man. I mean, you

937
00:59:51,400 --> 00:59:55,760
Speaker 1: should encourage you shouldn't encourage your wife to let her

938
00:59:55,880 --> 00:59:58,520
Speaker 1: know when you know, sometimes people say your day is coming,

939
00:59:59,040 --> 01:00:03,080
Speaker 1: in her day is coming. Well, she'll really feel good

940
01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:06,680
Speaker 1: about herself with the look that she has. And I'm

941
01:00:06,760 --> 01:00:10,439
Speaker 1: talking about the date of October the thirty first, which

942
01:00:10,560 --> 01:00:18,600
Speaker 1: is Halloween. Hold on, okay, you're crazy man. We'll have

943
01:00:18,760 --> 01:00:22,240
Speaker 1: part two of the Strawberry Letter coming up. The subject

944
01:00:22,280 --> 01:00:24,600
Speaker 1: to stay away from that needle. Will get back into

945
01:00:24,760 --> 01:00:29,919
Speaker 1: it right after you're listening to the Stay Harvey Morning Show.

946
01:00:30,560 --> 01:00:33,760
Speaker 1: All right, guys, let's recap today. Strawberry letter was written

947
01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:37,040
Speaker 1: by a man. It's called Stairway from that Needles written

948
01:00:37,080 --> 01:00:40,240
Speaker 1: by a man whose wife turned sixty in May. He

949
01:00:40,360 --> 01:00:42,680
Speaker 1: took her to a wife as her birthday present and

950
01:00:42,720 --> 01:00:46,479
Speaker 1: gave her five thousand dollars in a preparate credit card.

951
01:00:46,840 --> 01:00:50,360
Speaker 1: While they were at the hotel, they had a photoshoot

952
01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:52,840
Speaker 1: and all these young, skinny models came out, and he

953
01:00:52,960 --> 01:00:55,440
Speaker 1: said he thinks his wife started feeling some kind of

954
01:00:55,520 --> 01:00:58,280
Speaker 1: way about herself when she looked at herself and then

955
01:00:58,440 --> 01:01:04,040
Speaker 1: compared herself to these young, thin models. And um So,

956
01:01:04,440 --> 01:01:07,520
Speaker 1: when you know, when they got home, she started getting

957
01:01:07,600 --> 01:01:10,520
Speaker 1: work done on herself. She started getting botox, she started

958
01:01:10,760 --> 01:01:15,080
Speaker 1: getting lip injections, fillers in her cheeks and in her chin,

959
01:01:15,200 --> 01:01:16,960
Speaker 1: and now she wants to get a necklift and a

960
01:01:17,040 --> 01:01:20,760
Speaker 1: breathlift and a nose job, and it's just going on

961
01:01:20,920 --> 01:01:22,800
Speaker 1: and on and on. Her husband says, she looks like

962
01:01:22,920 --> 01:01:27,680
Speaker 1: a clown now and she's unrecognizable really, and he wants

963
01:01:27,720 --> 01:01:29,600
Speaker 1: to tell her that she's ugly, but he doesn't want

964
01:01:29,600 --> 01:01:31,880
Speaker 1: to hurt her feelings, so he wants to know how

965
01:01:31,960 --> 01:01:35,080
Speaker 1: can he do this. Um So, Jay, you were saying,

966
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:40,560
Speaker 1: I was saying, you invested five thousand dollars in your wife.

967
01:01:41,200 --> 01:01:43,600
Speaker 1: And I don't know if you noticed, but around the

968
01:01:43,680 --> 01:01:47,680
Speaker 1: Halloween they have all these contests and they have prize money,

969
01:01:47,840 --> 01:01:51,280
Speaker 1: and from the way you describe her, I'm pretty sure

970
01:01:51,440 --> 01:01:57,600
Speaker 1: she could win a lot of this money back, you know, yeah, right,

971
01:02:00,600 --> 01:02:02,800
Speaker 1: So what you need, what you need to do because

972
01:02:02,920 --> 01:02:06,120
Speaker 1: she's she's doing her part, she's making it worse. And

973
01:02:06,280 --> 01:02:08,520
Speaker 1: since you need, what you need to do is look

974
01:02:08,640 --> 01:02:11,040
Speaker 1: through go on the internet and find out where they're

975
01:02:11,080 --> 01:02:16,040
Speaker 1: having these costume parties and how much prize money is up,

976
01:02:16,120 --> 01:02:18,880
Speaker 1: and then you sign her up for these things. And

977
01:02:19,640 --> 01:02:22,840
Speaker 1: by by the I'm thinking by the first, you could

978
01:02:22,960 --> 01:02:26,919
Speaker 1: cash in because the ugly you describe in this letter,

979
01:02:27,200 --> 01:02:32,960
Speaker 1: and you could make close to fifty maybe fifteen to

980
01:02:33,600 --> 01:02:38,920
Speaker 1: I'm thinking maybe seventeen thousand dollars off the white. He

981
01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:45,280
Speaker 1: can get his money back with you. So that's that's

982
01:02:45,720 --> 01:02:52,120
Speaker 1: my a. This is a good you can turn to. Look, dude,

983
01:02:52,200 --> 01:02:59,520
Speaker 1: you can turn that five thousand. It's an investments. See

984
01:02:59,560 --> 01:03:07,560
Speaker 1: what the you limp it flip that uglymp you at all?

985
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:13,680
Speaker 1: I don't need them. I don't, I don't, I don't, man,

986
01:03:13,880 --> 01:03:17,520
Speaker 1: this is I mean, come on now, both tox injections

987
01:03:17,600 --> 01:03:22,440
Speaker 1: and and forehead and cheat feelers, cheers and permanent eyebrows

988
01:03:22,560 --> 01:03:25,120
Speaker 1: and all the pretty much she didn't erase all her

989
01:03:25,160 --> 01:03:27,920
Speaker 1: facial expressions. So I don't know how we gonna live

990
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:29,880
Speaker 1: with her from here. Now you're just gonna be scared

991
01:03:29,880 --> 01:03:32,520
Speaker 1: a lot. Dog. We're gonna be confused a bit. You know,

992
01:03:32,720 --> 01:03:34,880
Speaker 1: keep lights on in the house. Can you turn that collar?

993
01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:37,080
Speaker 1: You're pretty much married to damn near the bride of chucking.

994
01:03:37,120 --> 01:03:39,920
Speaker 1: That's what she looked like. That same damn dog just

995
01:03:40,040 --> 01:03:41,920
Speaker 1: isn't here like a porcelain though. I don't know to

996
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:44,080
Speaker 1: tell you, dog, but we're gonna be confused a lot

997
01:03:44,120 --> 01:03:46,600
Speaker 1: because you are. You're gonna bring flowers home like damn baby,

998
01:03:46,600 --> 01:03:50,680
Speaker 1: while you're crying. They flowers. You go crying. What are

999
01:03:50,760 --> 01:03:52,840
Speaker 1: you smiling? But definite? I gotta write that down because

1000
01:03:52,840 --> 01:03:54,360
Speaker 1: I didn't know that was the look I ain't see.

1001
01:03:54,480 --> 01:03:56,920
Speaker 1: Now it's a new look. You know we're gonna be

1002
01:03:57,040 --> 01:03:58,720
Speaker 1: We don't know when she's mad or nothing. The barded

1003
01:03:58,800 --> 01:04:00,919
Speaker 1: Skip school? How you in there laughing and the board

1004
01:04:00,920 --> 01:04:04,600
Speaker 1: of Skip school? But you you're mad? Well, hell, I

1005
01:04:04,640 --> 01:04:07,600
Speaker 1: didn't see that with meither. I gotta love that she's

1006
01:04:07,680 --> 01:04:09,760
Speaker 1: even mad even now. I didn't even have a clue.

1007
01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:13,160
Speaker 1: You're sitting up upset, cry your mama died and she

1008
01:04:13,440 --> 01:04:15,760
Speaker 1: came in and you look at her saying, what the heck?

1009
01:04:15,840 --> 01:04:18,880
Speaker 1: You're laughing for because my mama just died and you

1010
01:04:19,040 --> 01:04:23,440
Speaker 1: just like you ain't laughing. Okay, you up, Okay, you

1011
01:04:23,720 --> 01:04:26,640
Speaker 1: feel Brian right now. The other thing is when you

1012
01:04:26,840 --> 01:04:30,280
Speaker 1: really ugly, the tears don't come down your face. They

1013
01:04:30,440 --> 01:04:33,840
Speaker 1: roll around your back because they don't. Yeah, I've seen

1014
01:04:33,920 --> 01:04:39,400
Speaker 1: it happen through what if you real damn money and

1015
01:04:39,520 --> 01:04:42,520
Speaker 1: you cried the tears like, we ain't going down that face.

1016
01:04:42,600 --> 01:04:45,680
Speaker 1: We're gonna go around. We're gonna go around the back

1017
01:04:45,760 --> 01:04:51,040
Speaker 1: of your head. Ye, she's about to get that neck, dud.

1018
01:04:51,160 --> 01:04:53,840
Speaker 1: So now we're gonna have this longated neck with phillis

1019
01:04:53,920 --> 01:04:56,880
Speaker 1: and no emotion because all this is I don't really

1020
01:04:56,960 --> 01:04:59,320
Speaker 1: know what type of face we're gonna be dealing with,

1021
01:05:00,080 --> 01:05:02,000
Speaker 1: but I swear to God it's gonna get a hell

1022
01:05:02,080 --> 01:05:04,720
Speaker 1: at you. I don't know what's gonna happen. We cannot

1023
01:05:04,800 --> 01:05:07,560
Speaker 1: have coup with you'm over because we don't you think

1024
01:05:09,240 --> 01:05:12,000
Speaker 1: elonely again, because you getting lifted so that means stretched

1025
01:05:12,200 --> 01:05:16,160
Speaker 1: and this facial expression she gave me a participating these conversations.

1026
01:05:16,200 --> 01:05:18,920
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, ain't nobody go no, Ain't nobody go no,

1027
01:05:19,120 --> 01:05:22,720
Speaker 1: She profess tober the thirty first, put her ass in

1028
01:05:22,840 --> 01:05:25,600
Speaker 1: the window with a candle. Put her in the window

1029
01:05:26,120 --> 01:05:32,479
Speaker 1: with a candle. I'm telling you for surely he gonna

1030
01:05:32,520 --> 01:05:35,120
Speaker 1: get frustrated. He gonna buy her a new car. And

1031
01:05:35,200 --> 01:05:37,640
Speaker 1: he said, I'm sick of tired or doing stuff for you,

1032
01:05:37,880 --> 01:05:42,919
Speaker 1: and you ain't never happy? You have you happy? Ain't

1033
01:05:42,920 --> 01:05:44,760
Speaker 1: never seen this face before. I had to write this down.

1034
01:05:44,880 --> 01:05:49,720
Speaker 1: I didn't know that's he's not gonna stop, especially with

1035
01:05:49,880 --> 01:05:51,840
Speaker 1: things like bowtox and stuff. They say, you have to

1036
01:05:51,920 --> 01:05:55,520
Speaker 1: go get those more and get and get ready for

1037
01:05:55,640 --> 01:05:58,080
Speaker 1: this when your partners call you up, when your partners

1038
01:05:58,320 --> 01:06:01,880
Speaker 1: get rid of for this car? Who that was with? Man?

1039
01:06:04,120 --> 01:06:10,120
Speaker 1: Prepare yourselves. That's Barbara, that's my wife. What did you do? Jake?

1040
01:06:10,400 --> 01:06:14,280
Speaker 1: Here going another problem? You're going another problem here, another

1041
01:06:14,280 --> 01:06:16,240
Speaker 1: one they're gonna have. They're gonna be in the room

1042
01:06:16,360 --> 01:06:18,520
Speaker 1: making love and then he gonna be kissing and he'd

1043
01:06:18,520 --> 01:06:21,200
Speaker 1: be like, how come your lips feel so hard right here?

1044
01:06:21,720 --> 01:06:24,120
Speaker 1: That's my cheak, that's your cheap Okay, I didn't know

1045
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Speaker 1: they felt like the lips. Where are you? Where are

1046
01:06:27,080 --> 01:06:30,680
Speaker 1: you in him? All right? All right, guys, thank you

1047
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Speaker 1: post your comments on today's Strawberry Letter at Steve barm on,

1048
01:06:34,800 --> 01:06:38,160
Speaker 1: Instagram and Facebook. Check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on

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Speaker 1: to Man coming up at forty six minutes after the hour.

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Speaker 1: Oh Junior has a fall. I'm right after this. You're

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01:06:45,320 --> 01:06:51,520
Speaker 1: listening to show. It is time race yourselves everyone, It

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01:06:51,680 --> 01:06:55,160
Speaker 1: is time. Our resident poet, Junior is in the building

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01:06:55,200 --> 01:07:04,720
Speaker 1: with a brand new what a brand new poem? Come ahead, hot, Yes,

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01:07:04,720 --> 01:07:07,440
Speaker 1: it's coming in hot off the press. You know, everybody

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01:07:07,560 --> 01:07:10,960
Speaker 1: saw the race over the weekend, you know, and and

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01:07:11,160 --> 01:07:13,400
Speaker 1: I had you know, I just was thinking about it.

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01:07:13,440 --> 01:07:15,400
Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out where we went wrong from

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01:07:15,880 --> 01:07:19,120
Speaker 1: from Oregon to to to to to to Saturday. I

1059
01:07:19,200 --> 01:07:21,040
Speaker 1: don't know where it went wrong. You know what it was?

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01:07:21,160 --> 01:07:23,400
Speaker 1: You know they have me wait, I'm rooting for so hard.

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01:07:23,720 --> 01:07:25,640
Speaker 1: And then you know the commercial before the race, you

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01:07:25,640 --> 01:07:27,840
Speaker 1: saw the commercial call. You see the commercial where she

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01:07:27,920 --> 01:07:30,200
Speaker 1: was tapping her fingernails talking about I've been waiting, I've

1064
01:07:30,200 --> 01:07:33,200
Speaker 1: been waiting a Nike commercial. It was the Nike commercial

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01:07:33,320 --> 01:07:35,320
Speaker 1: like I've been waiting, I've been waiting. It was her

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Speaker 1: finger Yeah. It led up to the race especially yeah,

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01:07:40,720 --> 01:07:44,120
Speaker 1: and I was like, man, I got then. I then

1068
01:07:44,160 --> 01:07:45,880
Speaker 1: I had to write a poem, so he hit the poem.

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01:07:46,680 --> 01:07:48,320
Speaker 1: The name of the poem is a title of the

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01:07:48,360 --> 01:07:54,240
Speaker 1: poem today is why are you so damn slow? Here?

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01:07:54,600 --> 01:07:58,240
Speaker 1: Here it is, Hey, Hey, I gotta do what I

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01:07:58,280 --> 01:08:00,280
Speaker 1: got to do. I gotta I gotta speak my mind.

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01:08:00,360 --> 01:08:04,480
Speaker 1: He didn't go Why are you so damn slow? Yeah,

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01:08:04,560 --> 01:08:08,640
Speaker 1: you talked so fast you didn't finish first second or third?

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01:08:09,200 --> 01:08:13,320
Speaker 1: No ass came in, lad, Why are you so damn slow?

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01:08:14,240 --> 01:08:16,840
Speaker 1: Did the weed do that to you? You said you

1077
01:08:16,920 --> 01:08:19,760
Speaker 1: only smoke one time. I think it's more more than two.

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01:08:21,600 --> 01:08:24,080
Speaker 1: So why are you so damn slow? Don't get bad.

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01:08:24,160 --> 01:08:27,519
Speaker 1: We got your back, but you came in last place

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01:08:28,120 --> 01:08:30,160
Speaker 1: and you was talking all that smack. So why are

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01:08:30,200 --> 01:08:33,880
Speaker 1: you so damn slow? You're having to all that speed?

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01:08:34,720 --> 01:08:37,240
Speaker 1: You lost the three Jamaicans? Are they the ones that

1083
01:08:37,360 --> 01:08:39,439
Speaker 1: gave you the weed? The end? Why are you so

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01:08:39,640 --> 01:08:50,920
Speaker 1: damn slow? This is? This is Juli Nakata. I didn't

1085
01:08:50,920 --> 01:08:53,200
Speaker 1: even know when did we stop pointing at each other?

1086
01:08:53,320 --> 01:08:55,479
Speaker 1: If somebody, dude, I thought we was a team. Here.

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01:08:56,680 --> 01:08:58,679
Speaker 1: You don't forget that it was eight other black women

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01:08:58,720 --> 01:09:00,320
Speaker 1: on the track. This ain't got nothing doing. I pick

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01:09:00,360 --> 01:09:02,040
Speaker 1: it on blackoo, don't don't put me out there like that.

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01:09:02,240 --> 01:09:05,439
Speaker 1: It was other black women on the track, the last one.

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01:09:07,960 --> 01:09:10,880
Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying. So let me ask you this,

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01:09:11,560 --> 01:09:15,400
Speaker 1: what you think Nike said after all of this? Because slow,

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01:09:20,040 --> 01:09:23,840
Speaker 1: eat what Nike say We'll put all this money in here? Whatever?

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01:09:25,400 --> 01:09:32,439
Speaker 1: Right now? I really done, Poma? You think Poema gonna

1095
01:09:32,479 --> 01:09:37,240
Speaker 1: put that on our feet? All right? Coming up at

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01:09:37,280 --> 01:09:39,479
Speaker 1: the top of the hour, we have a question for

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01:09:39,600 --> 01:09:42,600
Speaker 1: you comedians and we'll talk about it right after this.

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01:09:45,240 --> 01:09:50,479
Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, this

1099
01:09:50,640 --> 01:09:54,240
Speaker 1: is a question for you professional comedians on this show. Okay,

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01:09:54,680 --> 01:09:58,840
Speaker 1: all right? Can someone be too funny in a relationship?

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01:09:59,520 --> 01:10:01,960
Speaker 1: We're sure the being in a relationship with a comedian

1102
01:10:02,080 --> 01:10:05,640
Speaker 1: can be fun. It's cool. You know. You guys can

1103
01:10:05,840 --> 01:10:08,439
Speaker 1: laugh all the time. You know, women love guys who

1104
01:10:08,520 --> 01:10:11,479
Speaker 1: can make them laugh, and you know. But but here's

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01:10:11,479 --> 01:10:14,680
Speaker 1: a question for you. Have you ever dated someone who

1106
01:10:15,000 --> 01:10:18,679
Speaker 1: ended the relationship because you were just too dang funny? Okay,

1107
01:10:18,880 --> 01:10:31,120
Speaker 1: miss the funny man they love first league. I've never

1108
01:10:31,439 --> 01:10:34,559
Speaker 1: nobody's ever broken up with me for being too damn funny.

1109
01:10:34,640 --> 01:10:36,840
Speaker 1: What I hear a lot? When I hear a lot

1110
01:10:37,360 --> 01:10:40,599
Speaker 1: in my breakups. And I hear this quite often, never

1111
01:10:40,720 --> 01:10:47,720
Speaker 1: heard it several times. Is that you just too damn stupid? Yes,

1112
01:10:47,760 --> 01:10:51,880
Speaker 1: this is just stupid and I and when it's followed

1113
01:10:51,920 --> 01:10:55,439
Speaker 1: with uh, you know you gave that to a lot

1114
01:10:55,479 --> 01:11:01,559
Speaker 1: of this show. Jay. So know, I haven't never been.

1115
01:11:01,800 --> 01:11:03,800
Speaker 1: I've never had some money regularly because I was too

1116
01:11:03,840 --> 01:11:07,879
Speaker 1: damn funny but stupid. Yes, I've been called stupid a lot, stupid,

1117
01:11:08,080 --> 01:11:10,080
Speaker 1: stupid ass And then I get this one a lot.

1118
01:11:10,520 --> 01:11:15,080
Speaker 1: You too old to be that stupid? I mean I've

1119
01:11:15,160 --> 01:11:18,920
Speaker 1: got a lot yet. All right, come on, who's next, Nephew,

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01:11:19,120 --> 01:11:22,599
Speaker 1: I'm going next. I've been. My problem is I always

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01:11:23,080 --> 01:11:26,200
Speaker 1: it's never too funny. It's it's I'm too serious. Oh

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01:11:27,360 --> 01:11:32,160
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, too serious? You know in my past

1123
01:11:32,280 --> 01:11:35,519
Speaker 1: in a relationship, I'll bet too serious. You know. So

1124
01:11:35,800 --> 01:11:38,320
Speaker 1: they get they get Thomas Myles, they don't get to

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01:11:38,800 --> 01:11:43,960
Speaker 1: you know what. I'm okay, Oh, well you know what, y'all.

1126
01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:46,439
Speaker 1: I don't like that, do y'all? Not like Thomas Myles?

1127
01:11:46,479 --> 01:11:50,120
Speaker 1: What is the like Tommy way more? Thomas Miles is

1128
01:11:50,200 --> 01:11:52,839
Speaker 1: too serious and we want to break up with him. Okay,

1129
01:11:54,360 --> 01:11:56,920
Speaker 1: I'm telling you I've always been. I have I have

1130
01:11:57,040 --> 01:12:02,519
Speaker 1: a question. Thomas sounds and nephew Tommy. Is that three

1131
01:12:02,680 --> 01:12:08,200
Speaker 1: damn people? Thomas Miles is one and Tommy and nephew

1132
01:12:08,280 --> 01:12:12,840
Speaker 1: Timmy is another. That's the same. They're the same. It's

1133
01:12:12,840 --> 01:12:16,200
Speaker 1: the same body. But it's But my other question is,

1134
01:12:16,840 --> 01:12:19,800
Speaker 1: other question is do they like each other? Do they

1135
01:12:19,880 --> 01:12:22,920
Speaker 1: get a lot? And you know what, they rarely talk, Jay,

1136
01:12:23,120 --> 01:12:27,320
Speaker 1: They rarely talk. What but when they they rarely talk.

1137
01:12:27,400 --> 01:12:29,360
Speaker 1: But when they do, they just try. They you know what.

1138
01:12:29,520 --> 01:12:33,000
Speaker 1: They they they respect each other, but they what they

1139
01:12:33,120 --> 01:12:35,120
Speaker 1: leave it at that, They really do. They leave it

1140
01:12:35,200 --> 01:12:39,559
Speaker 1: at that. And Tommy tells them all the time, dude,

1141
01:12:39,640 --> 01:12:43,720
Speaker 1: you just you too much? Do you see what's up

1142
01:12:43,760 --> 01:12:48,120
Speaker 1: with you? Light up all right? Come on, Junior, you

1143
01:12:48,200 --> 01:12:50,560
Speaker 1: were just too funny. Have I broken up with a

1144
01:12:50,640 --> 01:12:54,720
Speaker 1: relationship because I was too funny? No? No, I'm like Jae,

1145
01:12:54,720 --> 01:12:56,120
Speaker 1: I get this a lot of that. When I lost

1146
01:12:56,120 --> 01:12:57,840
Speaker 1: a lot of raceships, it was because I have no

1147
01:12:58,080 --> 01:13:02,800
Speaker 1: money that you could be fun as head. But when

1148
01:13:02,840 --> 01:13:05,519
Speaker 1: you can't go out nowhere, they aren't going to like

1149
01:13:05,800 --> 01:13:08,280
Speaker 1: being in the relationships. They'll leave as a heartbeat. Because

1150
01:13:08,280 --> 01:13:09,920
Speaker 1: I can tell exactly how long a black woman to

1151
01:13:09,920 --> 01:13:11,920
Speaker 1: believe in your dream and it's only a hundred eighty days.

1152
01:13:11,960 --> 01:13:14,439
Speaker 1: I need that much right now. Because I said I

1153
01:13:14,520 --> 01:13:16,640
Speaker 1: was gonna be a comedian, and she said, you got

1154
01:13:16,720 --> 01:13:18,599
Speaker 1: a hunt of day days to prove it. And if

1155
01:13:18,720 --> 01:13:21,760
Speaker 1: she left on day one eighty one, so because I

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01:13:22,040 --> 01:13:24,240
Speaker 1: have no money, then I was just doing it. I

1157
01:13:24,360 --> 01:13:26,759
Speaker 1: had been only three months in and it wasn't happening

1158
01:13:26,800 --> 01:13:32,560
Speaker 1: fast enough. And that's why my relationship laughing. When we

1159
01:13:32,680 --> 01:13:34,840
Speaker 1: was well, we were working in Houston, Jillia, how much

1160
01:13:34,880 --> 01:13:37,719
Speaker 1: as we're making on the weekend, I was making seventy

1161
01:13:37,760 --> 01:13:40,559
Speaker 1: five if if I'm lucky, fifty five from the normal

1162
01:13:42,080 --> 01:13:47,680
Speaker 1: dollars first shot, first show. Remember, I remember being real

1163
01:13:47,760 --> 01:13:50,000
Speaker 1: funny and going to a restaurant and watching the lady

1164
01:13:50,160 --> 01:13:52,000
Speaker 1: or the way more than the head in my pocket.

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01:13:52,360 --> 01:13:55,880
Speaker 1: Way damn more than a day. Yeah, on a day

1166
01:13:55,960 --> 01:13:57,800
Speaker 1: that was like whoa or you know what I'm saying.

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01:13:57,840 --> 01:14:00,559
Speaker 1: So I'm not gonna eat because you took all the money,

1168
01:14:00,680 --> 01:14:04,240
Speaker 1: I'm not hungry. Yeah, And she left on day one.

1169
01:14:04,680 --> 01:14:08,840
Speaker 1: I want to it that half a year my life

1170
01:14:08,960 --> 01:14:12,400
Speaker 1: was over. I came back to how my clothes on

1171
01:14:12,479 --> 01:14:14,840
Speaker 1: the porch and she had not come out to the

1172
01:14:14,960 --> 01:14:18,600
Speaker 1: dog to see me all. I picked my bag up

1173
01:14:18,600 --> 01:14:20,080
Speaker 1: through it in t like I was wrong, like she

1174
01:14:20,200 --> 01:14:21,840
Speaker 1: was wrong. I said, okay, that's fine, I'll be all

1175
01:14:21,920 --> 01:14:27,280
Speaker 1: right already. We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning

1176
01:14:27,360 --> 01:14:30,080
Speaker 1: Show coming up in twenty minutes after. Right after this,

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01:14:30,880 --> 01:14:38,519
Speaker 1: you're listening tow in trending medical news, the Fiser vaccine

1178
01:14:38,560 --> 01:14:43,360
Speaker 1: for COVID nineteen has um full FDA approval now. The

1179
01:14:43,520 --> 01:14:47,720
Speaker 1: vaccine first got an emergency use authorization in December, and

1180
01:14:47,800 --> 01:14:50,880
Speaker 1: the full approval was expected, and officials hope it will

1181
01:14:50,960 --> 01:14:55,839
Speaker 1: help alleviate alleviate concerns amongst the people that are hesitant

1182
01:14:55,880 --> 01:14:59,400
Speaker 1: to take the vaccine. Recent polls said that thirty percent

1183
01:14:59,439 --> 01:15:02,519
Speaker 1: of those who haven't been vaccinated yet would be more

1184
01:15:02,600 --> 01:15:06,320
Speaker 1: likely too were the shots to get full approval. Now

1185
01:15:06,400 --> 01:15:09,280
Speaker 1: they've gotten full approval, so now hopefully at least that

1186
01:15:09,439 --> 01:15:12,839
Speaker 1: thirty percent we'll get um in line to take their backs.

1187
01:15:13,360 --> 01:15:16,439
Speaker 1: And no, it doesn't actually huh what's your excuse? Now,

1188
01:15:16,600 --> 01:15:20,599
Speaker 1: you're right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it doesn't change much Legally,

1189
01:15:21,400 --> 01:15:25,040
Speaker 1: many businesses were waiting for full approval before mandating that

1190
01:15:25,240 --> 01:15:29,040
Speaker 1: people got their shots. For employees, booster shots began for

1191
01:15:29,120 --> 01:15:32,040
Speaker 1: the general public as we know on September twentieth, and

1192
01:15:32,240 --> 01:15:38,000
Speaker 1: people with um compromise immune systems can start getting them now,

1193
01:15:38,360 --> 01:15:41,200
Speaker 1: the boosters. Okay, So that's where we are with this.

1194
01:15:41,400 --> 01:15:48,960
Speaker 1: And if you haven't gotten yeah, yeah, I mean, this

1195
01:15:49,160 --> 01:15:51,360
Speaker 1: is serious out here, and it's just really scary that

1196
01:15:51,960 --> 01:15:57,280
Speaker 1: so many children are catching this delta variant of the COVID.

1197
01:15:57,439 --> 01:15:59,960
Speaker 1: So we got to protect each other. Got to protect

1198
01:16:00,000 --> 01:16:03,679
Speaker 1: our children. Man, we gotta get vaccinated and wear our masks.

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01:16:04,160 --> 01:16:08,280
Speaker 1: What about these people that are taking this animal? Um? Yeah,

1200
01:16:08,320 --> 01:16:13,880
Speaker 1: I heard about. This is crazy. This is really crazy. Um. Okay.

1201
01:16:14,000 --> 01:16:16,120
Speaker 1: We'll have more of a Steve Harvey Morning Show coming

1202
01:16:16,160 --> 01:16:18,960
Speaker 1: up at thirty three minutes after right after this. You're

1203
01:16:19,000 --> 01:16:22,840
Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Time now to

1204
01:16:23,160 --> 01:16:30,800
Speaker 1: ask bitter man for what we don't know, but you

1205
01:16:30,960 --> 01:16:33,479
Speaker 1: asked me. If you won't do and it's on you, okay,

1206
01:16:33,680 --> 01:16:36,200
Speaker 1: all right, all right? You and they help you get

1207
01:16:36,680 --> 01:16:38,760
Speaker 1: will be to help you find because I'm not trying

1208
01:16:38,800 --> 01:16:40,720
Speaker 1: to deliver no help. All right ahead, Hill, let see

1209
01:16:40,760 --> 01:16:42,280
Speaker 1: what we got. Let's see what we get, all right,

1210
01:16:42,840 --> 01:16:45,479
Speaker 1: all right, Jay, here we go. This one is from

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01:16:45,840 --> 01:16:49,599
Speaker 1: Vannie in Richardson Texas. Vannie writes, I'm a forty seven

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01:16:49,680 --> 01:16:53,439
Speaker 1: year old divorced woman in a situation ship with my

1213
01:16:53,640 --> 01:16:57,760
Speaker 1: ex husband's friend. After my divorce, he started mowing the

1214
01:16:57,880 --> 01:17:01,000
Speaker 1: lawn and he wouldn't let me pay him. I figured

1215
01:17:01,040 --> 01:17:03,760
Speaker 1: I'd repay him with sex because I had needs and

1216
01:17:03,880 --> 01:17:06,680
Speaker 1: I had heard he's good in bed. It was like

1217
01:17:06,800 --> 01:17:09,519
Speaker 1: one of my wildest fantasies come true. But the sex

1218
01:17:09,720 --> 01:17:12,439
Speaker 1: is so good that he's gotten caught up. He's been

1219
01:17:12,520 --> 01:17:15,320
Speaker 1: hanging out at my house for hours after we finish it.

1220
01:17:15,439 --> 01:17:18,400
Speaker 1: I don't like that the excitement is over and I'm done.

1221
01:17:18,640 --> 01:17:20,760
Speaker 1: How do I break the news to him? Well, you

1222
01:17:20,840 --> 01:17:22,600
Speaker 1: got a problem on your hand, lady, because once a

1223
01:17:22,680 --> 01:17:25,800
Speaker 1: man moles the line, he wants to cut the grass,

1224
01:17:25,880 --> 01:17:27,840
Speaker 1: if you know what I'm talking about, Okay, and wants

1225
01:17:27,880 --> 01:17:31,400
Speaker 1: the man mose your lin. He's gonna want to cut

1226
01:17:31,479 --> 01:17:33,360
Speaker 1: the grass, and he's gonna be hard to get rid of.

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01:17:33,520 --> 01:17:35,880
Speaker 1: You know, Like you said, he's gonna be using all

1228
01:17:35,920 --> 01:17:40,040
Speaker 1: the garden tools, the whole, the back hole, the whole,

1229
01:17:40,160 --> 01:17:42,240
Speaker 1: the back go. I can't think of another garden break

1230
01:17:42,560 --> 01:17:45,960
Speaker 1: the rate. He's gonna be using the rake, yes, and

1231
01:17:46,120 --> 01:17:51,760
Speaker 1: the hl the edges, so until he goes through all

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01:17:51,880 --> 01:17:54,000
Speaker 1: them tools, lady, you ain't gonna be able to get

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01:17:54,120 --> 01:17:55,920
Speaker 1: rid of that man. He gonna be there for a while.

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01:17:56,400 --> 01:18:00,639
Speaker 1: That's your problem that you created on yourself. I wish

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01:18:00,680 --> 01:18:02,559
Speaker 1: I could help you, but I can't and I won't.

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01:18:03,040 --> 01:18:05,840
Speaker 1: All right, how about Nate, Maybe you can say something

1237
01:18:05,880 --> 01:18:10,800
Speaker 1: that Nate says. My girlfriend is from the town we

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01:18:11,000 --> 01:18:13,400
Speaker 1: live in, and I moved here a year ago. We've

1239
01:18:13,439 --> 01:18:15,760
Speaker 1: been dating for three months and she said her last

1240
01:18:15,840 --> 01:18:19,240
Speaker 1: relationship ended very badly. I met her brother and he

1241
01:18:19,400 --> 01:18:23,519
Speaker 1: told me why her relationship ended so badly. She shot

1242
01:18:24,160 --> 01:18:27,840
Speaker 1: her ex boyfriend in her home because she thought he

1243
01:18:27,960 --> 01:18:31,320
Speaker 1: was a burglar. Her brother jokingly told me to always

1244
01:18:31,439 --> 01:18:34,559
Speaker 1: call before going to her house. She laughed it off

1245
01:18:34,640 --> 01:18:37,960
Speaker 1: and said he's still alive and that's all that matters. Oh,

1246
01:18:38,040 --> 01:18:40,960
Speaker 1: can she joke about something like this? Should I be worried?

1247
01:18:41,200 --> 01:18:43,400
Speaker 1: And yeah, you should be if you found that yet,

1248
01:18:43,479 --> 01:18:45,920
Speaker 1: the person you have in a relationship which shot the

1249
01:18:46,120 --> 01:18:49,360
Speaker 1: last person, and you sit down and write a letter,

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Speaker 1: you are really stupid. You are really stupid. You are Yeah,

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01:18:57,000 --> 01:19:00,320
Speaker 1: you are the stupidest person that we've come across to day.

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01:19:00,720 --> 01:19:04,160
Speaker 1: If you know that the last dude got shot and

1253
01:19:04,280 --> 01:19:06,599
Speaker 1: you're going to write a letter to see if you Okay,

1254
01:19:07,000 --> 01:19:08,800
Speaker 1: you need to get you behind out of that and

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01:19:08,960 --> 01:19:13,160
Speaker 1: not write letters and moved out. Okay he hadn't already

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01:19:13,200 --> 01:19:17,599
Speaker 1: identified himself. He Nate in Tennessee. That narrowed it all

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01:19:17,680 --> 01:19:23,479
Speaker 1: the way down. Coming up. It is our last break

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01:19:23,600 --> 01:19:27,280
Speaker 1: of the day. It does it. We ended right here.

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01:19:27,560 --> 01:19:32,160
Speaker 1: It's good. How about get out and of course at

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01:19:32,200 --> 01:19:35,040
Speaker 1: forty nine minutes after the hour, we'll close up the

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01:19:35,120 --> 01:19:41,479
Speaker 1: show right after this, Jay, you're listening show all right, guys,

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01:19:41,560 --> 01:19:43,519
Speaker 1: here we are our last break of the day on

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01:19:43,680 --> 01:19:47,080
Speaker 1: this Tuesday. It's been a good day, really good, Yeah,

1264
01:19:47,320 --> 01:19:54,240
Speaker 1: crazy that day. Will you help you close to to Thursday?

1265
01:19:54,280 --> 01:19:57,920
Speaker 1: That's when my weekend starts. Thomas, I gotta do this.

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01:19:59,439 --> 01:20:01,479
Speaker 1: We are ja Tommy. Then let me just say this

1267
01:20:01,600 --> 01:20:04,040
Speaker 1: fellas guys listen. Um, you know early in the show

1268
01:20:04,040 --> 01:20:05,880
Speaker 1: when we were talking about cheating early in the show

1269
01:20:06,240 --> 01:20:08,200
Speaker 1: while you man cheat and everything, and you know we

1270
01:20:08,280 --> 01:20:10,160
Speaker 1: all had discussion. But I just want to just commend

1271
01:20:10,200 --> 01:20:12,519
Speaker 1: you guys and say how great you guys answered that

1272
01:20:12,640 --> 01:20:15,640
Speaker 1: question and the way and the professionalism you all answered it.

1273
01:20:15,960 --> 01:20:19,040
Speaker 1: For Carla and Shirley you guys deserve awards, and I'm

1274
01:20:19,080 --> 01:20:22,040
Speaker 1: giving your flowers while you're here. You guys understand, thank you.

1275
01:20:22,479 --> 01:20:25,200
Speaker 1: I think I thank you, Junion. I think the way

1276
01:20:25,320 --> 01:20:28,200
Speaker 1: I answered it it was straight on. Just go you

1277
01:20:28,280 --> 01:20:31,000
Speaker 1: know the question was asked, and not try to dodge

1278
01:20:31,040 --> 01:20:33,320
Speaker 1: it or anything like that. Just go right at it

1279
01:20:33,439 --> 01:20:36,280
Speaker 1: and give the answer, because that's what people are looking for.

1280
01:20:36,360 --> 01:20:38,320
Speaker 1: They're like, well, what you're gonna say, Jay? So I

1281
01:20:38,400 --> 01:20:40,760
Speaker 1: went at it. Timmy went at it, and that is

1282
01:20:40,840 --> 01:20:44,000
Speaker 1: what we did, where I ran an audible and pasted it.

1283
01:20:44,240 --> 01:20:48,240
Speaker 1: I think way I threw it down field to Junior,

1284
01:20:48,320 --> 01:20:51,240
Speaker 1: That's that's that's that's that's classic right there. That's that's

1285
01:20:51,280 --> 01:20:54,840
Speaker 1: Pittsburgh Steelers, Plee Flecker. You understand I'm saying I threw it.

1286
01:20:55,479 --> 01:21:00,280
Speaker 1: Why don't you guys answer the question again? Ask the

1287
01:21:00,360 --> 01:21:02,040
Speaker 1: question because a lot of people were on their way

1288
01:21:02,040 --> 01:21:04,120
Speaker 1: to work and maybe they didn't care it. It sounds

1289
01:21:04,120 --> 01:21:06,960
Speaker 1: like a winner to me. Go ahead, Shirley asked, why, man, Chet,

1290
01:21:07,040 --> 01:21:11,200
Speaker 1: It's simple, why do you Okay, Now I've already answered

1291
01:21:11,240 --> 01:21:13,880
Speaker 1: this and I'm not gonna change. I'm not gonna change

1292
01:21:13,960 --> 01:21:16,479
Speaker 1: my answer so people will be confused. Who heard the

1293
01:21:16,520 --> 01:21:18,840
Speaker 1: show it in the beginning and go, well, that's not

1294
01:21:18,960 --> 01:21:21,479
Speaker 1: what he's said in the beginning of this show. He

1295
01:21:21,640 --> 01:21:24,920
Speaker 1: has changed his answer, So I'm not gonna change my answer.

1296
01:21:24,960 --> 01:21:28,720
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go straightforward. It's such an easy question, and

1297
01:21:28,840 --> 01:21:32,840
Speaker 1: it was an easy answer that I'm going to pass

1298
01:21:32,960 --> 01:21:38,280
Speaker 1: it to teams Timmy because I know he's more he's

1299
01:21:38,760 --> 01:21:41,479
Speaker 1: better at he's better equipped than answering the question than

1300
01:21:41,520 --> 01:21:43,080
Speaker 1: I am. Right, tell me, go right ahead, and Timmy

1301
01:21:43,400 --> 01:21:45,040
Speaker 1: and I don't have no problem. I appreciate you Jay

1302
01:21:45,080 --> 01:21:46,680
Speaker 1: passing it to me because I'm not scared of it.

1303
01:21:46,720 --> 01:21:48,640
Speaker 1: I'm not scared of it at all. All Right, I

1304
01:21:48,840 --> 01:21:50,200
Speaker 1: take it the way you give it. Tell me, I'm

1305
01:21:50,200 --> 01:21:52,240
Speaker 1: gonna say it just like this. I will take this.

1306
01:21:52,640 --> 01:21:55,760
Speaker 1: If you really want the answer, and you really want

1307
01:21:55,840 --> 01:21:57,439
Speaker 1: it the way I mean you want it, you want

1308
01:21:57,479 --> 01:22:00,240
Speaker 1: it legitimately, you want to get it in the raw,

1309
01:22:00,439 --> 01:22:02,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give it to you. I'm gonna let you

1310
01:22:02,120 --> 01:22:05,840
Speaker 1: know exactly what is the reason why men cheat. This

1311
01:22:06,080 --> 01:22:08,240
Speaker 1: is what you want to hear. You want, you want

1312
01:22:08,280 --> 01:22:10,519
Speaker 1: to really get it, and and there's no way to

1313
01:22:10,600 --> 01:22:14,040
Speaker 1: get it then from a younger. You know what I'm saying.

1314
01:22:14,280 --> 01:22:17,120
Speaker 1: So Therefore I passed this on to the one and

1315
01:22:17,240 --> 01:22:20,559
Speaker 1: only kill Junior Space. I didn't. I didn't, I didn't

1316
01:22:21,680 --> 01:22:25,680
Speaker 1: ye see early in the show. I've already done this.

1317
01:22:25,760 --> 01:22:28,000
Speaker 1: I've answered this already. Why are we going back over

1318
01:22:28,040 --> 01:22:31,040
Speaker 1: stuff that we already covered two hours ago? Listen, Okay,

1319
01:22:31,040 --> 01:22:33,080
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you why me and cheat on tests

1320
01:22:33,160 --> 01:22:35,240
Speaker 1: because we don't know what the answer that is? Why

1321
01:22:35,920 --> 01:22:39,360
Speaker 1: we cheat on test when it's cheating on tests though, people,

1322
01:22:39,360 --> 01:22:41,599
Speaker 1: I don't know why because we don't have the answers

1323
01:22:41,720 --> 01:22:45,040
Speaker 1: that seems but don't understand why we cheat. That's why

1324
01:22:45,040 --> 01:22:47,639
Speaker 1: you gotta go back to the older generation leofore passage

1325
01:22:47,680 --> 01:22:50,360
Speaker 1: to Jay, because they know that Jay was here when

1326
01:22:50,400 --> 01:22:54,040
Speaker 1: the first person cheated on Earth should have it. I

1327
01:22:54,200 --> 01:22:56,680
Speaker 1: can tell you why men cheap When they get a

1328
01:22:56,760 --> 01:23:00,160
Speaker 1: physical bills, they go in there thinking they've got one

1329
01:23:00,280 --> 01:23:02,760
Speaker 1: weight and that's not the way that they want. So

1330
01:23:02,920 --> 01:23:05,320
Speaker 1: then when it's have a chance to write the weight down,

1331
01:23:05,760 --> 01:23:09,160
Speaker 1: they're gonna write down the weight that they really believe

1332
01:23:09,320 --> 01:23:12,960
Speaker 1: that they are without getting on the scale and denying

1333
01:23:13,680 --> 01:23:16,519
Speaker 1: getting on the scale at all. So that's a form

1334
01:23:16,560 --> 01:23:18,400
Speaker 1: of cheating that they will go through. And that's all

1335
01:23:18,439 --> 01:23:20,960
Speaker 1: I gotta say. In fact, I'm gonna pass it on

1336
01:23:21,400 --> 01:23:24,679
Speaker 1: to Tommy because Tommy can't answer this question much better

1337
01:23:24,720 --> 01:23:26,120
Speaker 1: than that. Can't go ahead, and I'm gonna tell you.

1338
01:23:26,160 --> 01:23:28,679
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you why men cheat in spades because

1339
01:23:28,760 --> 01:23:31,920
Speaker 1: guess what if we don't listen, if we only have

1340
01:23:32,200 --> 01:23:35,479
Speaker 1: three spades our hands, we got to figure out how

1341
01:23:35,560 --> 01:23:38,040
Speaker 1: to get these five six books. You understand I'm saying,

1342
01:23:38,040 --> 01:23:40,559
Speaker 1: because we have three in impossible. So I'm just trying

1343
01:23:40,600 --> 01:23:43,559
Speaker 1: to tell you why men cheat and spade is because

1344
01:23:43,600 --> 01:23:45,840
Speaker 1: we do not want to lose. We want to make

1345
01:23:45,880 --> 01:23:48,080
Speaker 1: sure that we are beating the people that we're playing

1346
01:23:48,160 --> 01:23:52,280
Speaker 1: opposite up. That's when that's when it's necessary. I'm just saying,

1347
01:23:52,320 --> 01:23:55,559
Speaker 1: if I don't have the big joker, I'm cheating, Julia,

1348
01:23:55,600 --> 01:23:58,240
Speaker 1: you understand where I'm coming. Dog, let me tell you

1349
01:23:58,320 --> 01:24:00,479
Speaker 1: something I was surety and carb again to answer you've

1350
01:24:00,479 --> 01:24:04,000
Speaker 1: been looking for why men cheat? And yeah, why men cheat?

1351
01:24:04,080 --> 01:24:06,519
Speaker 1: This is the reason why, the reason why men This

1352
01:24:06,720 --> 01:24:10,559
Speaker 1: reason why men cheat in sports because they want to win. See,

1353
01:24:10,600 --> 01:24:13,920
Speaker 1: I blame public pressure. Public pressure has that you have

1354
01:24:14,000 --> 01:24:16,519
Speaker 1: to have a winning attitude. You gotta win, win, win.

1355
01:24:16,840 --> 01:24:19,280
Speaker 1: That's why we cheat. That's why they take the steroids

1356
01:24:19,320 --> 01:24:21,519
Speaker 1: all the time. That's why they cheat and do all

1357
01:24:21,560 --> 01:24:23,800
Speaker 1: the enhancement because they want to win. And you know what,

1358
01:24:23,960 --> 01:24:26,360
Speaker 1: society has put that pressure on them to win? Am

1359
01:24:26,400 --> 01:24:28,720
Speaker 1: I right? James? You absolutely right? And let me ask

1360
01:24:28,720 --> 01:24:30,679
Speaker 1: you this because the question that most people are asking

1361
01:24:31,120 --> 01:24:34,840
Speaker 1: is why do men cheat on their diets? Because there

1362
01:24:35,000 --> 01:24:38,519
Speaker 1: is a food that they can't break away from. You know,

1363
01:24:38,640 --> 01:24:41,000
Speaker 1: you're not supposed to have fried foods and pies and

1364
01:24:41,080 --> 01:24:44,360
Speaker 1: cakes and cookies like that, so you sneak and cheat

1365
01:24:44,760 --> 01:24:47,120
Speaker 1: and eat that because that's what you want. That's what

1366
01:24:47,240 --> 01:24:50,320
Speaker 1: your system is calling for. That's my answer, and our

1367
01:24:50,400 --> 01:24:52,320
Speaker 1: passing on the time. And because I'm sure he can

1368
01:24:52,360 --> 01:24:54,559
Speaker 1: close it out for right ahead, Timmy, Well, I didn't

1369
01:24:54,560 --> 01:24:58,080
Speaker 1: mean I didn't really want up DoD God close it out.

1370
01:24:58,160 --> 01:25:01,439
Speaker 1: But you know, five men cheat. You know we cheat

1371
01:25:01,640 --> 01:25:06,960
Speaker 1: because we um. You know, if I'm playing dominoes and

1372
01:25:07,000 --> 01:25:08,880
Speaker 1: I got dumble training, I can't get it out of

1373
01:25:08,960 --> 01:25:11,080
Speaker 1: my hand, then what else am I going to do?

1374
01:25:11,720 --> 01:25:14,040
Speaker 1: I have to cheat. I got to make a bogus

1375
01:25:14,160 --> 01:25:16,320
Speaker 1: move and hope that you don't realize that I played

1376
01:25:16,360 --> 01:25:18,920
Speaker 1: it where doing it where it really didn't fit that's

1377
01:25:18,960 --> 01:25:23,880
Speaker 1: why cheat while we win. I'm gonna tell you why

1378
01:25:24,120 --> 01:25:25,879
Speaker 1: man cheat. And this is what you need to understand,

1379
01:25:25,920 --> 01:25:28,640
Speaker 1: you know, you know, because I didn't get everything I

1380
01:25:28,720 --> 01:25:31,600
Speaker 1: wanted growing up. See, I got cheated out of a

1381
01:25:31,720 --> 01:25:35,360
Speaker 1: childhood that I should have had. I never got that.

1382
01:25:36,520 --> 01:25:40,000
Speaker 1: That's why men cheat, That cheat emotionally out the childhood

1383
01:25:40,000 --> 01:25:41,880
Speaker 1: I should have. It should have been mad, I should

1384
01:25:41,920 --> 01:25:44,200
Speaker 1: have gotten my night broy a Car, I didn't get it.

1385
01:25:44,640 --> 01:25:47,840
Speaker 1: I didn't get it. So that's why man cheat. Car

1386
01:25:47,960 --> 01:25:53,559
Speaker 1: that is got it. I hope we answered that over

1387
01:25:54,640 --> 01:26:00,280
Speaker 1: a jay take us out. I read everybody's see you

1388
01:26:00,439 --> 01:26:03,519
Speaker 1: right early tomorrow morning with more food and his own

1389
01:26:03,560 --> 01:26:06,640
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1390
01:26:06,680 --> 01:26:18,360
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