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Speaker 2: But my finger.

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Speaker 1: I would rather just make up something else. I'd be like, man,

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Speaker 1: Have you had to call him stick to work for

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Speaker 1: They replaced the carpet in the common hallway overnight and

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Speaker 1: They were glued inside their apartment all day long, and

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Speaker 2: It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: what's this is Donk?

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Speaker 6: I'm sorry?

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Speaker 2: Hello ho ho. You know what I'm saying is this show?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm done.

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Speaker 1: It's Donk Donk Yeah, Paul Donkler. Most people just call

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Speaker 7: Right, Great, I am in front of my computer, so

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Speaker 6: With you need.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So I'm just because you So I'm playing the role

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Speaker 2: And if you saw that?

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Speaker 7: Actually that's really nice. Yeah, I mean probably just regular

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Speaker 7: Christmas It's fine.

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Speaker 2: You know, I don't know if you have like a mix.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well all right, I guess I could put together

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Speaker 1: So the Elf on the shelf, like should I you

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I think the standard Christmas is fine.

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Speaker 7: You know, do you have like a certain way that

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Speaker 1: Well, they can just their wands and like throw them

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Speaker 1: Well yeah, I'll not you like of course, like unless

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Speaker 1: because I can I go like full donk, you know,

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Speaker 2: So by full donk are you saying?

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Speaker 10: I'm sorry?

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Speaker 1: Because like that's actually cool because if I bring the

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Speaker 2: And that's like a crowd pleaser.

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Speaker 7: Hey, oh my god, have I booked a stripper for you?

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Speaker 2: A stripper?

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Speaker 6: You're I?

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Speaker 2: I am not a stripper?

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Speaker 6: New okay?

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Speaker 2: All right, because that like term I find a grating.

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Speaker 2: So I'm a dancer.

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Speaker 1: Like you know, I'm not a stickler about much, but

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Speaker 2: Working to my craft, I do a lot of I'm sorry.

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Speaker 7: You know, this is a work party, right, Like I

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Speaker 1: Ha ha, yeah, and they will like there is a

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Speaker 1: they've been naughty your eyes or whatever. You know, I

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Speaker 2: What I intended to book.

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Speaker 7: I absolutely this is a work party and you have

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Speaker 7: where you keep your clothes on?

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Speaker 11: So?

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Speaker 2: Are we like negotiating then for the full donk? Like,

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Speaker 7: No, we are absolutely not negotiating for the full talk.

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Speaker 6: Okay we are.

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Speaker 7: I have booked a Santa, a regular Santa, a Santa

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Speaker 7: that could be in front of children but will not

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Speaker 1: You know what I also do. I do this thing

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Speaker 1: to Roodolph the Red Nose reindeer where I put like

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Speaker 7: Dude, Okay, yeah, that sounds interesting, but you know what, actually,

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Speaker 7: just no, I'm going to cancel this.

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Speaker 2: Thank you so much.

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Speaker 1: I do have to let you know that that we

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Speaker 1: don't offer any refunds, so like like you can't get

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Speaker 1: your money back. But I guess I just so you

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Speaker 1: don't want the donk at your party. You don't want

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Speaker 1: Donk Claus at your party.

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Speaker 7: I do not want talk claws at my holiday.

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Speaker 5: With ordering Santa.

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Speaker 2: Party.

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Speaker 1: Your coworker Angela what because she's the one who set

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Speaker 1: from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you

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Speaker 1: and your coworker Angela set you up. Oh my, she

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Speaker 1: said that you even stressed out planning this holiday party

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Speaker 1: to mess with?

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Speaker 4: You?

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Speaker 5: You kidding me?

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Speaker 2: So no full dolklin or what still confused?

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Speaker 1: Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you

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Speaker 3: So scientists are studying something called grumpy old man syndrome.

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Speaker 2: Hormones will say that all the time.

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Speaker 1: You know, they'll be like men get there like time

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Speaker 2: Well, it's like if you're just coming home and somebody's

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Speaker 2: Because I don't know. And I'm like, I know you

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Speaker 2: And that's not a great excist for that. Okay, it's

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Speaker 2: That was terrible.

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Speaker 3: They do have those cramp inducer. I think you can

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Speaker 2: They actually give you the same time, and they'll give

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Speaker 1: help her out. Taziana, sorry you have to come on

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Speaker 8: Hey?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, well, so we've had a lot of ups and

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Speaker 6: This. Past Christmas, he got one of the he got

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Speaker 2: And didn't tell me that fun.

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Speaker 1: Your refrigerator, yeah, they have that. Washers and dryers too,

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Speaker 6: No, it's not paired with my phone, but it is

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Speaker 2: I see, okay, what you got inside form?

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Speaker 6: No, that's kind of when I got on and got

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Speaker 1: Okay, if you're just joining us for today's to Catch

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Speaker 1: a Cheater. Tatiana is on the phone and she thinks

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Speaker 1: So in a second, we're going to call him and

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Speaker 1: pretend to be from the grocery store that he's a

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Speaker 1: we'll see if you sends those flowers to his girlfriend,

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Speaker 1: why don't you catch us up on your situation?

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Speaker 7: Uh?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, we've been kind of up and down for about

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Speaker 2: But I just haven't. I haven't had proof. Okay, you

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Speaker 5: Yes?

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Speaker 2: I think so?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, Hello, Hey, this is corrible calling from So.

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Speaker 1: I was looking for our rewards card member named Matt.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, this is Matt.

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Speaker 11: What's up?

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Speaker 2: Hi?

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Speaker 4: Matt?

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Speaker 1: Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.

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Speaker 1: I'm actually calling with a big congratulations and thank you

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Speaker 1: for shopping with us. You're this month's big winner. Thank

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Speaker 1: you so much. Really yeah, congratulations. Oh, thank you very

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Speaker 1: much for being such a loyal customer Rock and Roll.

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Speaker 8: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: That's awesome.

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Speaker 8: Was what exactly what do I win?

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Speaker 2: You won the flowers. Maybe you weren't aware.

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Speaker 1: Every single month we choose one lucky Rewards card member

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Speaker 1: absolutely free. You want thirty six long stim red roses,

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Speaker 1: a box of candy or chocolates, and a card to

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Speaker 5: Oh man, that's sweet, awesome, Thank you.

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Speaker 2: So All I need from you now is just the

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Speaker 2: and we will be good to go. Thank you so much.

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Speaker 2: All right, cool, Courtney, you said, Courtney? Yeah? Great? And

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Speaker 2: is there anything you would like to put on a

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Speaker 10: Yeah?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, can we make a note?

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Speaker 2: Says I meant what I said last night.

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Speaker 8: I just don't know what to do.

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Speaker 2: You deserve these and more great?

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Speaker 1: And then now I'll let you know that this is

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Speaker 1: actually a radio show. It's called the Jebel Show.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Hi, I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria, and my name's Jebel.

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Speaker 1: And we do a segment on the show that's called

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Speaker 1: to Catch a Cheater, where if you think your significant

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Speaker 1: other might be messing around you see they send flowers

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Speaker 8: Wait what.

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Speaker 12: Hold on?

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Speaker 6: So who's Courtney? Is she the one that text? Is

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Speaker 8: Where are you?

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Speaker 6: Where are you tonight?

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Speaker 2: It comings over?

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Speaker 3: Baby?

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Speaker 6: What what is going on?

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Speaker 8: What is going on.

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Speaker 6: Here?

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Speaker 2: But you tell me? You tell me who is corny?

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Speaker 6: Why are you sending flowers to a woman named Courtney

451
00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:23,080
Speaker 6: and not to me?

452
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:26,720
Speaker 5: How did you go through my phone?

453
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:27,600
Speaker 2: Is that what this is?

454
00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:27,800
Speaker 11: You?

455
00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:29,960
Speaker 8: She just to snooping through my phone.

456
00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:33,320
Speaker 2: You have no right to go through my text messages.

457
00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:39,040
Speaker 6: You're such a moron. I didn't have to go through

458
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Speaker 6: your phone because you paired your phone with a refrigerator.

459
00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:44,240
Speaker 2: So I saw all the text messages I come through

460
00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:45,520
Speaker 2: your phone on the fridge.

461
00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:50,040
Speaker 8: Listen this Courtney. That's she's she's a girl at work.

462
00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:51,879
Speaker 5: You know, this is all we joke around.

463
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:52,159
Speaker 2: You know.

464
00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:54,080
Speaker 8: She's like, well, you know you've heard of like work wife,

465
00:19:54,119 --> 00:19:56,280
Speaker 8: Like she's my that's why we say, like what maybe

466
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:59,520
Speaker 8: it's just we have a we have a work thing.

467
00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:00,840
Speaker 8: We're going to what works thing.

468
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,840
Speaker 2: It's just totally work thing.

469
00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:07,280
Speaker 6: This is such a lame excuse even for you.

470
00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:09,840
Speaker 8: About your work thing. I said, Cortney, I had a

471
00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:13,600
Speaker 8: work thing. What anyone named Courtney?

472
00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:19,200
Speaker 5: Yeah I do, yeah, Courtney, Yeah that's just shew.

473
00:20:21,359 --> 00:20:21,840
Speaker 4: So what is.

474
00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:24,960
Speaker 6: Just hanging out?

475
00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:27,920
Speaker 8: This friendship? Just a couple of friends work work friends.

476
00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:30,760
Speaker 2: This is wild?

477
00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:33,720
Speaker 3: You do you hear yourself like this is really wild.

478
00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:36,119
Speaker 3: You're going to send to your baby crow worker that

479
00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:38,840
Speaker 3: she deserves everything that you gave and said to her

480
00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:41,119
Speaker 3: the night before and more and flowers.

481
00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:43,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's all it's just joke.

482
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Speaker 8: We have like a we have a report. We we

483
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Speaker 8: joke and work.

484
00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:47,720
Speaker 2: We it's it's all.

485
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Speaker 8: It's all tongue and cheek, like you know, it's not

486
00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:50,480
Speaker 8: none of it.

487
00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:53,960
Speaker 2: That's not I'm not this is ridiculous about.

488
00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:56,280
Speaker 4: That.

489
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Speaker 8: That was just I was just messing around.

490
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Speaker 2: Whatever. Then we're messing around, dude.

491
00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:03,280
Speaker 8: We'll talk about this later.

492
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:05,560
Speaker 2: This is this is such book.

493
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:08,359
Speaker 6: You know what. I've suspected that something was going on

494
00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:11,240
Speaker 6: for a while and now I finally have proof.

495
00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:14,080
Speaker 5: Well, you know what, let me, I'll tell you something

496
00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:15,840
Speaker 5: to court me. You know, let's at least she lets

497
00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:17,760
Speaker 5: me do what I want and it doesn't scream at

498
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:21,159
Speaker 5: me for me somewhere the same time, or or you know,

499
00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:23,159
Speaker 5: she has to act like mad at something. You know,

500
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:25,480
Speaker 5: I these are better than you both, to be honest

501
00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:31,359
Speaker 5: with you, you know, yeah, I mean I am admitting it.

502
00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:33,920
Speaker 5: But Scorny treats me nice. That's how it treats me,

503
00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:35,560
Speaker 5: like all the time.

504
00:21:36,359 --> 00:21:42,360
Speaker 6: Mm, she is okay, you know what, that you're moron,

505
00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:46,800
Speaker 6: and this woman also deserves what You're absolutely right, she

506
00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:52,080
Speaker 6: does deserve your moronic And you know what, I hope

507
00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:56,359
Speaker 6: that she appreciates what little you have to offer. And

508
00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:59,119
Speaker 6: I really hope she doesn't find the fact that you

509
00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:02,960
Speaker 6: have made your performance issues unless toys are used to

510
00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:03,840
Speaker 6: be too daunting.

511
00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:08,760
Speaker 2: I wish you all the best, mother? What when you

512
00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:13,560
Speaker 2: go for yourself? He hung up, and I'm sorry. I'm

513
00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:17,560
Speaker 2: so sorry, suck. I'm sorry. He doesn't he sounds kind

514
00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:20,199
Speaker 2: of not awesome right now?

515
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:23,320
Speaker 6: No, yeah, no, I think thanks guys, I think I

516
00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:24,960
Speaker 6: it sounds like you.

517
00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:29,080
Speaker 8: Pressure there knowing.

518
00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:31,960
Speaker 2: That it sounds like you might have been ready to

519
00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:36,119
Speaker 2: be done with him anyway, and I really need this push.

520
00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:37,120
Speaker 6: Well.

521
00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:39,560
Speaker 3: It helps also because it validates the fact that you're

522
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:42,159
Speaker 3: not crazy. What you thought was happening was and you

523
00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:45,439
Speaker 3: can do it for yourself. Yeah, at least you got

524
00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:51,639
Speaker 3: a dope refrigerator out of it. Yeah, phone, so do

525
00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:56,600
Speaker 3: some damage. Actually, that's a great idea.

526
00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:02,000
Speaker 2: The jew will show to Cash a cheater.

527
00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:04,080
Speaker 8: Don't call me stupid, all right?

528
00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:07,200
Speaker 4: To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

529
00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:10,600
Speaker 4: I've worn dresses with higher iques, but you think you're

530
00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:11,400
Speaker 4: an intellectual.

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Speaker 2: Don't you wait?

532
00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:17,239
Speaker 1: Time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria your

533
00:23:17,359 --> 00:23:19,680
Speaker 1: chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in a

534
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Speaker 1: game of trivia. And let's meet today's contestant for you

535
00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:27,160
Speaker 1: verus Victoria Lacey. Hey, Lacey, Anda, what are you thinking?

536
00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:28,399
Speaker 2: You ready to go?

537
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:31,920
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm hoping I have what it takes.

538
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:38,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, hope we have them, Victoria, I'm trying to get that.

539
00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:41,639
Speaker 2: Here we go.

540
00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:44,520
Speaker 1: We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio, and while

541
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Speaker 1: she's leaving, Lacey, the game is played like this. You

542
00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:49,840
Speaker 1: have thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible. If

543
00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:52,719
Speaker 1: you don't know one, just say pass, and Victoria has

544
00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:53,080
Speaker 1: to beat you.

545
00:23:53,119 --> 00:23:56,800
Speaker 2: Outright to win. Okay, all right, all right, here we go, Lacey.

546
00:23:57,000 --> 00:24:00,600
Speaker 2: Your time starts now. The mouse of the earth is

547
00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:04,880
Speaker 2: mostly made up of two elements. What are they? Oh

548
00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:10,280
Speaker 2: my gosh, which country's population is the shortest on average?

549
00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:15,200
Speaker 6: China?

550
00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:21,240
Speaker 3: What are knockoff of La Boo boos called path What

551
00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:24,280
Speaker 3: is the approximate lifespan of a human red blood cell?

552
00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:30,200
Speaker 2: Eighty years?

553
00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:34,320
Speaker 1: Okay, got that, And we'll bring Victoria back into the studio.

554
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:36,760
Speaker 1: And while she's getting settled and putting on her headphones

555
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:40,000
Speaker 1: on and stuff, here's a question for you, Natalie. What

556
00:24:40,119 --> 00:24:43,879
Speaker 1: do you think should absolutely not be sold at Costco

557
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:44,399
Speaker 1: and bulk?

558
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:49,800
Speaker 2: Ooh, oh my goodness. That is hard, Like, why wouldn't

559
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:50,560
Speaker 2: you want it in bulk?

560
00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:53,760
Speaker 8: I know everything is great at Costco?

561
00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:56,439
Speaker 2: Rats, what that would be awful.

562
00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:59,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, any pet really, so if you want, if you

563
00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:01,600
Speaker 1: wanted to, but you got it at Costco and it

564
00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:03,480
Speaker 1: was like a palette of dogs.

565
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:04,720
Speaker 2: Actually I love that.

566
00:25:05,359 --> 00:25:07,080
Speaker 1: I mean it'll be cute, but then you'd have like

567
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:13,080
Speaker 1: fifty dogs. All right, take Victoria, what is one thing

568
00:25:13,119 --> 00:25:14,840
Speaker 1: you should think should not be sold at Costco?

569
00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:15,280
Speaker 2: In bulk?

570
00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:15,600
Speaker 1: Ooh?

571
00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:21,440
Speaker 2: I think what should not be? Oh? Lazy? I apologize.

572
00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:23,000
Speaker 2: I call you Natalie's. I gonna go to my bed.

573
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:25,080
Speaker 1: Your name is lazy, and I don't know why I

574
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:31,600
Speaker 1: did that, but anyway, oh right, Natalie number two, said Denise.

575
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:32,160
Speaker 2: Victoria.

576
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:35,240
Speaker 1: Okay, Victoria, Yeah, Denise, should we call Victoria's nice.

577
00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:36,680
Speaker 2: The rest of the game. Her name is Denise, She's

578
00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:42,040
Speaker 2: not Lacey or Natalie. Your name's not Lacey. No, oh,

579
00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:45,520
Speaker 2: it says Lacey on my phone screen. Sorry Denise.

580
00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:51,240
Speaker 1: All right, Denise, Well, hey, you know what, we don't

581
00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:52,960
Speaker 1: know how to keep names straight on the pop show.

582
00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:59,600
Speaker 2: All right, Victoria, here we go, thirty second stance. There's

583
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:03,200
Speaker 2: many quis as possible. If you don't no one, just

584
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:05,480
Speaker 2: say pass and Jasmine can tell you when to go.

585
00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:15,040
Speaker 2: Jasmine whenever you're ready, tell when to go, Ready to go.

586
00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:18,040
Speaker 2: The mass of the earth is mostly made up of

587
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:19,760
Speaker 2: two elements. What are they?

588
00:26:20,119 --> 00:26:20,920
Speaker 4: Land and water?

589
00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:26,320
Speaker 2: Which country's population is the shortest on average? Oh? What's

590
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:28,120
Speaker 2: the smallest country? Alaska?

591
00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:28,600
Speaker 6: Wait?

592
00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:38,920
Speaker 2: Oh wait, wait, you probably want to keep going going.

593
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:44,080
Speaker 2: What are knockoff of la boo boos called hate this? Look?

594
00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:50,520
Speaker 1: Sure, let's sit it over to the scoreboard and see

595
00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:53,160
Speaker 1: how you guys did our social media.

596
00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:58,000
Speaker 2: Gabby Victoria's streaking when streaking because she got one correct?

597
00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:05,320
Speaker 1: Oh, congratulations Victoria, Denise Victoria, Sorry about that.

598
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:07,800
Speaker 2: Also, couldn't keep your name straight. That was a tough

599
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:11,840
Speaker 2: game all aroundbody, These are a hard questions. Nobody's dumb.

600
00:27:12,119 --> 00:27:15,040
Speaker 2: These were just hard. Victoria is also just lucky. Yeah,

601
00:27:15,119 --> 00:27:16,600
Speaker 2: let's get the answers now with Nina.

602
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:18,840
Speaker 3: The mass of the earth is mostly made up of

603
00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:23,200
Speaker 3: oxygen and iron. Oxygen thirty percent and iron thirty two percent.

604
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:24,720
Speaker 4: Water seventy percent the land.

605
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:30,960
Speaker 2: The country with the shortest people on average is to

606
00:27:31,119 --> 00:27:33,440
Speaker 2: more or less or east Tmoor. The average height of

607
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:35,800
Speaker 2: them is five to one. I didn't mean to say Alaska.

608
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:36,640
Speaker 2: Just so we're all clear.

609
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:39,720
Speaker 4: What's not a country?

610
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:43,760
Speaker 2: And the knockoff of la boo boos are called leffu fosh.

611
00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:45,800
Speaker 2: You got that one right now. The approximate live span

612
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:47,640
Speaker 2: of a human bread blood cell is actually one hundred

613
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:48,200
Speaker 2: and twenty days.

614
00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:49,600
Speaker 4: I's gonna get seventy years.

615
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:52,400
Speaker 2: Denise, thank you for playing. This is Christmas time.

616
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:54,639
Speaker 1: We're counting down the twelve first day follow ups of

617
00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:58,720
Speaker 1: Christmas has voted on by you. Yeah, countdown all the

618
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:00,960
Speaker 1: way to the number one one first day follow up

619
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,280
Speaker 1: that you voted on. Brandon is on the phone today

620
00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:05,520
Speaker 1: for a first day follow up and he's getting ghosted

621
00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:07,840
Speaker 1: by Caitlin. So in a few minutes we're gonna call

622
00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:09,600
Speaker 1: her in see if she's house, why she's ghosting him,

623
00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:11,639
Speaker 1: and maybe get him another date. But first, Brandon, how

624
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:13,040
Speaker 1: long has it been since you heard from Kaitlin?

625
00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:14,480
Speaker 5: Man?

626
00:28:15,119 --> 00:28:18,560
Speaker 8: Uh, it's been probably about.

627
00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:19,200
Speaker 6: A week or so.

628
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:22,040
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, you been trying to hit her up?

629
00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:26,159
Speaker 8: Yeah, been trying to call and nothing.

630
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:29,160
Speaker 2: Nothing. All right, Well, tell us a little bit about

631
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:29,600
Speaker 2: your date.

632
00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:33,680
Speaker 8: So we were set up by a mutual friend. Man,

633
00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:37,600
Speaker 8: My friend was right, like, Caitlin was beautiful and so

634
00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:42,920
Speaker 8: fun and instantly I was I was hooked. So we

635
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:45,120
Speaker 8: took her or I took her out to uh just

636
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:47,480
Speaker 8: this chill pizza place and pretty cool that let you

637
00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:50,000
Speaker 8: build your own pizza and put your own toppings and

638
00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:52,640
Speaker 8: stuff and you get to be you know, creative with

639
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:58,000
Speaker 8: with your with your pie, and uh, that's that's all cool.

640
00:28:58,040 --> 00:28:59,440
Speaker 8: But I'm you know, I'm really more of just like

641
00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:00,280
Speaker 8: a peperoni guys.

642
00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:01,680
Speaker 6: So I just did that.

643
00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:07,560
Speaker 8: But Caitlin, she actually convinced me to try some proto

644
00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:10,880
Speaker 8: on my pizza, and I gotta hands her it was.

645
00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:13,000
Speaker 8: It was delicious. I didn't know what I've been.

646
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:13,560
Speaker 6: Missing out on.

647
00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:17,960
Speaker 2: When you ordered that. I did.

648
00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:21,480
Speaker 8: Ye, I got to throw it a little bit. I

649
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:23,840
Speaker 8: love Italian so anytime I guess say.

650
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:29,400
Speaker 6: No, it was.

651
00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:31,600
Speaker 8: It was great. So good. They were like, well, let's

652
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:34,280
Speaker 8: just keep this going. We grabbed a nightcap, got some

653
00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:37,840
Speaker 8: wine at a place next door. Fortunate enough, Caitlin loves

654
00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:39,560
Speaker 8: a good whiskey too, so I treated her to a

655
00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:44,840
Speaker 8: next Japanese whiskey, and uh that opened the door to

656
00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:50,200
Speaker 8: talking about travel and our hopes and dreams and places

657
00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:53,800
Speaker 8: we've been, places we'd like to go something. After that,

658
00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:59,120
Speaker 8: I walked her home and actually ended the night with

659
00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:01,360
Speaker 8: the kids. It was I guess it was a little awkward,

660
00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:04,360
Speaker 8: but it was awkward. Well, you just like I went

661
00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:07,880
Speaker 8: in to kiss her, kiss her cheap and then like

662
00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:12,360
Speaker 8: she turned and I ended up like kissing her lips,

663
00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:15,680
Speaker 8: and it was it was kind of an awkward last

664
00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:16,640
Speaker 8: funny moment but.

665
00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:19,760
Speaker 1: Cool and okay, like one of those weird first kiss

666
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:21,480
Speaker 1: moments where it's like some you're kind of kind of

667
00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:24,120
Speaker 1: dancing trying to figure out where you're supposed to go

668
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:24,360
Speaker 1: with it.

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00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:26,520
Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, like it was.

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00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:29,360
Speaker 8: It was kind of like a funny moment, but I

671
00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:31,400
Speaker 8: mean it turned into kind of a passionate kiss and

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00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:35,040
Speaker 8: and we planned to see each other afterwards.

673
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:37,600
Speaker 2: Okay, that's good, but she hasn't gotten back to you.

674
00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:39,840
Speaker 2: What do you think? What do you think the reason is?

675
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:40,480
Speaker 2: She's goes on you?

676
00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:42,800
Speaker 8: That's That's the thing. I don't know, Like, like we

677
00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:45,560
Speaker 8: had a great day, you know, the piece was was great,

678
00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:47,000
Speaker 8: the drinks afterwards were great.

679
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:47,520
Speaker 2: You know.

680
00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:51,080
Speaker 8: The kiss, although awkward, it was kind of funny and

681
00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:54,120
Speaker 8: she didn't seem put off by it. You know, she

682
00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:58,280
Speaker 8: actually leaned into the kiss afterwards, so like it seemed

683
00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:02,200
Speaker 8: like everything was happening. But then I don't know, I mean,

684
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:03,160
Speaker 8: you know how you seem to.

685
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:05,960
Speaker 10: Go like any anything could have happened here in the

686
00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:11,280
Speaker 10: night that she might have just sound disgusting or off putting,

687
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:13,240
Speaker 10: and then just didn't want to make it awkward.

688
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:13,800
Speaker 5: I don't know.

689
00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:17,960
Speaker 8: I'm kind of I've never been ghosted, so I'm just

690
00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:19,360
Speaker 8: got I have all these questions.

691
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:22,240
Speaker 1: You're just joining us for today's first day follow up.

692
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:24,479
Speaker 1: But Brandon is on the phone and he's getting ghosted

693
00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:27,120
Speaker 1: by Caitlin. So we're about to call her and see

694
00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:29,040
Speaker 1: if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and see

695
00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:31,080
Speaker 1: if we can get him another date. But first, Brandon,

696
00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:32,840
Speaker 1: before we call her, why don't you refresh our memory

697
00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:33,680
Speaker 1: on your date with Kaitlin.

698
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:36,040
Speaker 11: So Kaitlin and I.

699
00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:38,240
Speaker 8: Went on a date. I set it by mutual friends.

700
00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:42,320
Speaker 8: We had pizza and wine and that was great, build

701
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:44,880
Speaker 8: your own, and then we went out for drinks afterwards,

702
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:48,320
Speaker 8: great conversation. That walked her home and we ended up

703
00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:50,720
Speaker 8: kissing and it was great.

704
00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:52,000
Speaker 2: And then she was.

705
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:56,360
Speaker 8: Excited to seemingly excited dissing me again. But after that,

706
00:31:56,480 --> 00:32:01,120
Speaker 8: it's just been not been no communicator and you have

707
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:06,360
Speaker 8: no idea why? Yeah, nothing, I'm it's kind of disappointing.

708
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:08,440
Speaker 8: So I really liked her. I thought we had great

709
00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:12,800
Speaker 8: chemistry and it seemed to be mutual. So yeah, I'd

710
00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:14,200
Speaker 8: be really bummed if it didn't work out.

711
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:16,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, well you're ready for us to call her?

712
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:17,440
Speaker 8: Absolutely?

713
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:18,400
Speaker 2: All right? Here we go.

714
00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:32,600
Speaker 5: Hello.

715
00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:36,880
Speaker 2: Hi, man, sweet to Kaitlin. Please Caitlin. Hey, how are you?

716
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:38,840
Speaker 1: My name is Jewbell. I'm calling from a radio show.

717
00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:39,800
Speaker 1: It's called The Jebel Show.

718
00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:42,440
Speaker 2: Hi, Caitlin, we're all here. I'm Nina also on the show. Hi,

719
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:43,160
Speaker 2: and I'm Victoria.

720
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:44,719
Speaker 8: Okay, Hi?

721
00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:45,440
Speaker 4: Hi?

722
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:47,040
Speaker 2: What's going on?

723
00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:49,360
Speaker 8: What's not much?

724
00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:52,480
Speaker 2: Why are you calling me? Have you ever listened to

725
00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:53,080
Speaker 2: the show before?

726
00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:56,760
Speaker 1: No, I'm sorry, that's okay. You don't have apologize. Maybe

727
00:32:56,800 --> 00:33:00,360
Speaker 1: you will know that's we're calling you. We do a

728
00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:02,360
Speaker 1: segment on the show it's called the First Date follow Up.

729
00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:03,840
Speaker 1: That's where if you go on a date with someone

730
00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:06,760
Speaker 1: and then you ghost them, that person can email us

731
00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:08,600
Speaker 1: and ask us to call you and see if we

732
00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:10,120
Speaker 1: can figure out why you're ghosting them. So we got

733
00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:11,680
Speaker 1: an email about you from somebody that you went on

734
00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:12,080
Speaker 1: a date with.

735
00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:17,800
Speaker 2: Oh are yousting somebody? Well you are, but do you

736
00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:18,400
Speaker 2: know who it is?

737
00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:20,200
Speaker 8: Is it Brandon?

738
00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:21,080
Speaker 9: Yes?

739
00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:23,840
Speaker 1: Brandon emailed us and told us a little bit about

740
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:25,520
Speaker 1: your date, and he said he really likes you and

741
00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:28,239
Speaker 1: he thought you were into him. So he's confused as

742
00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:30,160
Speaker 1: so why you're ghosting him? Do you mind telling us?

743
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:34,840
Speaker 6: Well? I did really like him. Okay, she's hot and

744
00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:40,360
Speaker 6: smart and kind of awkward. It's actually kind of charming.

745
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:42,880
Speaker 2: So you liked him, but you're ghosting him.

746
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:46,560
Speaker 6: Well, he texted me something after our date that I

747
00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:49,280
Speaker 6: just like haven't been able to get over.

748
00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:50,840
Speaker 8: I didn't really know what to do with it.

749
00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:53,520
Speaker 2: Well, was it a picture or something?

750
00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:54,000
Speaker 6: Oh?

751
00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:57,560
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, god, no, okay, I mean that happens.

752
00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:00,680
Speaker 6: I think he's a guy.

753
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:02,720
Speaker 2: What did he text you?

754
00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:06,800
Speaker 8: Okay, let me really find it.

755
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:13,279
Speaker 6: Uh, okay, the text is your magic and have awakened

756
00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:16,280
Speaker 6: parts of my body that I have never felt before.

757
00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:19,200
Speaker 2: Romantic.

758
00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:24,560
Speaker 6: It's like on the line, you know, Like I don't,

759
00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:28,760
Speaker 6: that's just that's a lot after one day and kiss,

760
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:31,239
Speaker 6: and like I don't know if he's like in a

761
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:33,800
Speaker 6: Shakespeare play, like is he taking himself seriously?

762
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:34,440
Speaker 2: And he said that.

763
00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:38,600
Speaker 6: I kind of was expecting another text that was like,

764
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:43,040
Speaker 6: you know, harks their maiden. I long for another evening

765
00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:44,960
Speaker 6: of your presence or something like that.

766
00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:48,680
Speaker 2: You know, I could have been. You know, there's some

767
00:34:48,719 --> 00:34:50,319
Speaker 2: people out there that believe in love at first sight,

768
00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:51,839
Speaker 2: So if they're laying on I don't think that could

769
00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:52,359
Speaker 2: be a good thing.

770
00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:55,560
Speaker 6: It was just it was so earnest and it just

771
00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:57,759
Speaker 6: kind of felt like too much. And I think he

772
00:34:57,920 --> 00:35:01,200
Speaker 6: hasn't been in a relationship and why, And so I

773
00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:05,360
Speaker 6: was afraid he was in like this romantic dreamy bubble

774
00:35:05,719 --> 00:35:09,879
Speaker 6: and I gotta be with someone who's in the world

775
00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:10,560
Speaker 6: that I'm living in.

776
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:12,200
Speaker 2: You know what I mean. So it just hits you

777
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:13,239
Speaker 2: like a little bit too much.

778
00:35:14,239 --> 00:35:17,400
Speaker 6: It just felt a little I mean, how is that possible?

779
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:23,400
Speaker 2: Like I'm just a person, give yourself a little bit magic, but.

780
00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:26,000
Speaker 8: Like I've awakened parts of his body they never saw.

781
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:30,720
Speaker 2: It was a little overwhelming to me. Okay.

782
00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:34,040
Speaker 8: And then I don't know if I'm like on a pedestal.

783
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:35,720
Speaker 2: I just it just made me a little nervous.

784
00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:38,440
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, Well, thank you for telling us that.

785
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:40,800
Speaker 1: Now I got to let you know that Brandon is

786
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:42,400
Speaker 1: on the phone and has been listening.

787
00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:43,120
Speaker 2: What's this hawks on?

788
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:44,920
Speaker 6: Okay?

789
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:54,239
Speaker 11: Heark yes, Still, well, I dreamt of this pleasure of

790
00:35:54,400 --> 00:36:02,080
Speaker 11: occasion again, High Park.

791
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:09,000
Speaker 6: I'm sorry, I just put your business out on the radio,

792
00:36:09,239 --> 00:36:10,480
Speaker 6: but you didn't have them call me.

793
00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:13,520
Speaker 8: So no, that's that's quite all right.

794
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:15,800
Speaker 2: What parts of the body were awakened, Brandon?

795
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:26,000
Speaker 8: I mean, I'd rather not discuss that. I think people understand.

796
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:28,480
Speaker 2: That was pretty bold of you. Brandon. What was going

797
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:30,000
Speaker 2: on through your mind when you sent that text?

798
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:36,960
Speaker 8: I don't know I was awakened. Well, I'm just I'm

799
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,640
Speaker 8: a playful guy. But Cayle, I just want to assure

800
00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:42,920
Speaker 8: you that I do live in a reality and after

801
00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:47,600
Speaker 8: our date, I was like, legit, I've never felt that way,

802
00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:53,200
Speaker 8: and after my last relationship, I just that was lacking.

803
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,200
Speaker 2: And I want another date.

804
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:56,600
Speaker 8: And I want to be a part of your reality.

805
00:36:57,280 --> 00:37:00,440
Speaker 8: Oh maybe I'm over the top, but this is how

806
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:01,440
Speaker 8: I was feeling, honestly.

807
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:04,399
Speaker 2: Well, Caitlyn, would you like another date with Brandon? We'll

808
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:04,920
Speaker 2: pay for it.

809
00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:06,560
Speaker 4: Yeah.

810
00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:13,759
Speaker 2: Oh see Shakespeare's got congratulations Brandon, you did it. You

811
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:14,600
Speaker 2: got another day?

812
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:16,239
Speaker 11: Yes.

813
00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:19,280
Speaker 6: I mean I like that he has a good attitude

814
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:24,719
Speaker 6: and and could laugh at this, and I appreciate that

815
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:26,840
Speaker 6: we're more on the same page.

816
00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:30,080
Speaker 8: Than I thought, Kaylen. And I can't say how I

817
00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:33,239
Speaker 8: said it, and I promise if I'm going overboard with anything.

818
00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:36,920
Speaker 8: You can always talk to me about it. But hard, kaylin,

819
00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:43,000
Speaker 8: My heart and the onion or bloom at the outback

820
00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:44,440
Speaker 8: steakhouse soon.

821
00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:55,200
Speaker 2: Enjoy. Yeah, you will first date fall.

822
00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:58,160
Speaker 1: My brother in law flexes that he's sixty and has

823
00:37:58,239 --> 00:38:00,000
Speaker 1: never eaten a fruit or vegetable in his life.

824
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:00,840
Speaker 2: Oh oh no.

825
00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:02,799
Speaker 1: He brags about it like it's a medal of honor.

826
00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:05,239
Speaker 1: But his skin tone is now legally considered dorito dust

827
00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:08,080
Speaker 1: and I'm pretty sure his doctor sends him get well

828
00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:11,360
Speaker 1: cards in advance. This is the you will show And

829
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:13,920
Speaker 1: that's the text message. We just got in at four

830
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:16,800
Speaker 1: to one, oh six to one. Because an influencer is

831
00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:21,120
Speaker 1: making headlines for their weird flex but okay moment, and

832
00:38:21,239 --> 00:38:23,320
Speaker 1: because of that, people are sharing the weirdest flexes that

833
00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:26,640
Speaker 1: they've ever heard. But why did one influencer make international

834
00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:30,080
Speaker 1: headlines for their weird flex that cost them thousands of

835
00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:32,399
Speaker 1: dollars and wildlife control had to be called?

836
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:34,600
Speaker 2: I tell you what happened right now.

837
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:39,239
Speaker 1: An Australian influencer went viral last week after claiming he

838
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:45,600
Speaker 1: could domesticate any animal. Why already weird flex right there anyway,

839
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:49,880
Speaker 1: and showing off his latest project, a six foot crocodile

840
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:51,120
Speaker 1: he named Snappy Jeff.

841
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:53,120
Speaker 2: Snappy Jeff.

842
00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:58,239
Speaker 1: On TikTok Live, he proudly demonstrated how the croc would

843
00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:00,080
Speaker 1: sit and stay on commands.

844
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:00,960
Speaker 2: Actually kind of impressive.

845
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:03,160
Speaker 1: That's not totally weird flex right there, you know it is.

846
00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:06,200
Speaker 1: For his grand finale, he tried to show that Snappy

847
00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:10,000
Speaker 1: Jeff had learned how to fetch. The item was a frisbee,

848
00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:15,440
Speaker 1: and the result chaos. Apparently the crocodile lunged, but not

849
00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:19,040
Speaker 1: for the frisbee, for the man's prized designer flip flop

850
00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:22,359
Speaker 1: collection that was stacked neatly behind him, which he had

851
00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:25,280
Speaker 1: spent the first ten minutes of the livestream bragging about

852
00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:27,520
Speaker 1: that is a weird flex tlaying me the collection was

853
00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:30,600
Speaker 1: worth at least ten grand and boasted that his Gucci

854
00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:36,840
Speaker 1: slides have never touched sand, only Italian marble. Wow, And

855
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:40,400
Speaker 1: in seconds, the live stream turned into a scene from Jaws.

856
00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:43,240
Speaker 1: In the outback they say furniture flipped over, water spilled,

857
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:48,600
Speaker 1: and luxury footwear reduced to confetti. The crocodile ate all

858
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:51,960
Speaker 1: of his ten thousand dollars flip flop collection.

859
00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:52,560
Speaker 2: Oh wow.

860
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:55,680
Speaker 3: The alligator snappy Jeff just said, no, bro, got the

861
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:57,680
Speaker 3: weird flex had taken.

862
00:39:57,560 --> 00:39:58,600
Speaker 2: Away from you right now.

863
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:01,719
Speaker 1: Viewers on the TikTok Live flooded it with comments like

864
00:40:02,080 --> 00:40:04,680
Speaker 1: rip Louis Vuitton flip flops and the croc just flexed

865
00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:09,759
Speaker 1: harder than you, bro. The influencer, I guess escaped with

866
00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:12,919
Speaker 1: a shredded pair of shorts, a bruised ego, and one

867
00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:14,520
Speaker 1: surviving sandal.

868
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:16,640
Speaker 2: Left day okay, we got one.

869
00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:20,680
Speaker 1: Wildlife authorities later confiscated the crocodile, and the man had

870
00:40:20,719 --> 00:40:23,680
Speaker 1: to mourn both the reptile and what he described as

871
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:26,560
Speaker 1: the world's most exclusive flip flop collection.

872
00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:30,239
Speaker 2: That's gonna be a flex now though I used to

873
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:35,359
Speaker 2: have the most exclusive flip flop collection until my alligatory

874
00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:39,160
Speaker 2: Now of that, people online are sharing the weirdest flexes

875
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:41,759
Speaker 2: that they've ever heard in response to this influencer going

876
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:44,120
Speaker 2: viral for his weird flex but okay moment.

877
00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:47,200
Speaker 1: Somebody said that their manager bragged that they haven't listened

878
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:48,440
Speaker 1: to music in fifteen years.

879
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:51,239
Speaker 2: Because they're too busy. What a weird thinking proud of?

880
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:53,360
Speaker 2: Why would you do that to yourself? Why is that.

881
00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:56,320
Speaker 4: Flex homief anything? It makes me want to like be like,

882
00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:56,840
Speaker 4: are you okay?

883
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:57,800
Speaker 2: Which is sad for you?

884
00:40:57,960 --> 00:40:58,160
Speaker 9: Yeah?

885
00:40:58,239 --> 00:41:01,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not like, Wow, that's so cool. No, I'm sad.

886
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:06,120
Speaker 1: Another one said their coworker boasted about not using their

887
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:07,920
Speaker 1: paid time off. I've known a lot of people like this.

888
00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:10,800
Speaker 1: They say their company doesn't do rollover or payout, so

889
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:12,560
Speaker 1: they're basically just working for free.

890
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:14,359
Speaker 2: Yeah that much.

891
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:16,919
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've known so many people who would brag about

892
00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:18,000
Speaker 1: not taking their time off.

893
00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:19,160
Speaker 2: Why is that a brag?

894
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:21,880
Speaker 3: There was the time in my life I believed that

895
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:23,719
Speaker 3: that was a brag, like I work harder than you.

896
00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:25,960
Speaker 3: You couldn't even touch what I'm doing right now. You

897
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:27,640
Speaker 3: want Because I had a lot of haters when I

898
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:29,600
Speaker 3: was coming up, and so I was like, this is

899
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:31,480
Speaker 3: why I have it. I don't take days off, I

900
00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:33,759
Speaker 3: don't sleep, I go to school and work three jobs,

901
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:34,600
Speaker 3: and that's why I'm here.

902
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:37,719
Speaker 2: Now i'm thinking back, I'm like, what an idiot? I know, right,

903
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:39,480
Speaker 2: you should have taken your time off.

904
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:42,200
Speaker 1: I've always thought that too, whenever i've had a manager's like,

905
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:43,680
Speaker 1: I don't use any of my personal time off. I

906
00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:46,640
Speaker 1: haven't taken a vacation in six years, And I'm like, man,

907
00:41:46,719 --> 00:41:49,719
Speaker 1: you're an idiot because when I couldn't take vacations because

908
00:41:49,719 --> 00:41:51,279
Speaker 1: I was broken, I didn't have money, and I had

909
00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:53,239
Speaker 1: to work because I couldn't take vacations and I didn't

910
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:53,920
Speaker 1: have days.

911
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:55,560
Speaker 2: Off because I just had hourly jobs and stuff like that.

912
00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:58,560
Speaker 1: I didn't take a vacation until like my first vacation ever,

913
00:41:58,760 --> 00:42:01,799
Speaker 1: until I was like in my mid twenties. As soon

914
00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:04,000
Speaker 1: as I took a vacation, I'm like, man, those guys

915
00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:06,239
Speaker 1: are dumb, Like they're like running the company and they're

916
00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:07,080
Speaker 1: not taking days off.

917
00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:08,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't want to work for them. They don't

918
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:12,680
Speaker 2: know what they're doing in life. Vacation's a dope. Yeah, nice,

919
00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:14,120
Speaker 2: and I stay taken up.

920
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:19,000
Speaker 1: Another person said that their boss still brags about winning

921
00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:21,240
Speaker 1: a handwriting contest in the third grade.

922
00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:23,840
Speaker 2: Oh, that's actually kind of cool sixty years ago. No,

923
00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:25,279
Speaker 2: that was not cool.

924
00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:28,959
Speaker 3: Nobody has good handwriting these days or like ever. Girl,

925
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:30,920
Speaker 3: I think it's pretty impressive, especially if you can do

926
00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:32,279
Speaker 3: like the calligraphy.

927
00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:35,239
Speaker 2: No, so I'd be so annoyed by that. Okay, well,

928
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:35,959
Speaker 2: I think it's cool.

929
00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:38,799
Speaker 1: They say that she takes forever to sign the paychecks,

930
00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:40,440
Speaker 1: like she's signing an autograph.

931
00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:43,360
Speaker 2: Does it all nicey.

932
00:42:43,719 --> 00:42:45,360
Speaker 1: Somebody texted in at four one to six one and

933
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:47,000
Speaker 1: said a guy at a bar tried to impress them

934
00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:49,720
Speaker 1: once by saying he was in a national commercial AO,

935
00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:54,719
Speaker 1: but it was a Pedigree dog food commercial and he

936
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:56,960
Speaker 1: played the dog's owner's neighbor's cousin.

937
00:42:57,680 --> 00:43:01,120
Speaker 2: But it's still a national commercial. Though. I think it's

938
00:43:01,239 --> 00:43:03,160
Speaker 2: cool some of this stuff. You guys are being hater.

939
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:06,879
Speaker 2: He only had a line that was yelling nice dog,

940
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:09,400
Speaker 2: but that was cut out. I guess, Oh, but have

941
00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:11,200
Speaker 2: you ever been in a national commercial?

942
00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:12,479
Speaker 4: His line got cut?

943
00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:13,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a bummer.

944
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:16,680
Speaker 1: Another person said that their ex boss bragg that he

945
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:19,839
Speaker 1: didn't even know his own son's name or age. Oh,

946
00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:24,399
Speaker 1: lived in the house with his wife, and that's really

947
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:27,279
Speaker 1: a weird brag, Like, why would you brag about that?

948
00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:29,879
Speaker 2: You don't, that's the thing. You just stay quiet.

949
00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:31,600
Speaker 1: Somebody else texted in it four one to six one

950
00:43:31,719 --> 00:43:33,680
Speaker 1: said a date tried to impress them by saying that

951
00:43:33,719 --> 00:43:36,400
Speaker 1: they've never finished a book but owned four hundred book marks.

952
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:39,840
Speaker 1: Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you

953
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:42,000
Speaker 1: need to know for the day with Nina's what's trending?

954
00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:46,000
Speaker 2: Have you been biobated or are you biobating? We'll discuss

955
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:47,719
Speaker 2: and find out if you are coming up in just

956
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:49,279
Speaker 2: a second. But first I need to tell you how

957
00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:51,839
Speaker 2: you can make money off of your fingernail clippings. Ew

958
00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:53,280
Speaker 2: I have said this before.

959
00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:56,560
Speaker 3: There will always be a way to make money because

960
00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:58,760
Speaker 3: there is always a need for the weirdest things.

961
00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:01,000
Speaker 2: And don't be grossed out.

962
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:04,640
Speaker 3: This is actually really cool because according to Chinese traditional medicine,

963
00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:08,480
Speaker 3: fingernails are valuable ingredients to different concoctions they use to

964
00:44:08,560 --> 00:44:12,560
Speaker 3: treat various conditions. So there's companies in China that are

965
00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:15,080
Speaker 3: asking people to send them in their fingernails. I guess

966
00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:17,120
Speaker 3: this was like a really big thing before the sixties,

967
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:19,120
Speaker 3: but then when that hit, people started to paint their

968
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:21,920
Speaker 3: nails and so it was contaminating the product. And it's like,

969
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,759
Speaker 3: you can't send in your painted nails. But now if

970
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:27,000
Speaker 3: you grow out your regular fingernails and you send them in,

971
00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:29,120
Speaker 3: you can make twenty one bucks a kilogram.

972
00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:31,439
Speaker 2: I feel like that's a little bit. Isn't a kilogram? Little?

973
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:31,839
Speaker 6: Yeah?

974
00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:33,040
Speaker 3: But does that mean like I don't know if you

975
00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:35,400
Speaker 3: saving for a whole year, but isn't there It says

976
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:37,880
Speaker 3: that human adults only grow about one hundred grams of

977
00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:40,919
Speaker 3: fingernails per year, but if you go one hundred times

978
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:43,400
Speaker 3: twenty one, like, that's just some extra Yeah, this's some

979
00:44:43,520 --> 00:44:46,239
Speaker 3: extra money in your pocket just from growing out your fingernails.

980
00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:49,120
Speaker 4: But is there any way a fingernail can trace back

981
00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:49,320
Speaker 4: to you?

982
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:51,960
Speaker 2: Would it matter? Yeah, you're sending it like that. I

983
00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:54,400
Speaker 2: as you're like, your DNA's like what they grind it up?

984
00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:55,839
Speaker 2: How do you know that for sure? That's what's going

985
00:44:55,880 --> 00:44:56,800
Speaker 2: to happen. That's what exactly.

986
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:59,840
Speaker 3: They're going to use a regular fingernail just randomly popping

987
00:44:59,880 --> 00:45:02,440
Speaker 3: out and having somebody swallow it to cut their esophagus.

988
00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:02,719
Speaker 9: Ew.

989
00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:05,400
Speaker 2: I feel like not what I was thinking, because what

990
00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:05,799
Speaker 2: they do.

991
00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:07,879
Speaker 3: Is they take the fingernails, they grind it up into

992
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:10,200
Speaker 3: a powder, and then it gets mixed in into their

993
00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:11,880
Speaker 3: various medicinal products.

994
00:45:12,040 --> 00:45:13,920
Speaker 4: I'm just thinking, like, what if that's like your DNA,

995
00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:15,880
Speaker 4: you're just like giving away. I mean, I guess we

996
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:16,799
Speaker 4: give it away other ways.

997
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:18,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, you could be walking down the street, somebody pulls

998
00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:20,120
Speaker 3: your hair and you didn't even notice, and the next

999
00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:20,520
Speaker 3: thing you know.

1000
00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:22,680
Speaker 2: They've got your DNA. Yeah, you got a good point.

1001
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:24,759
Speaker 2: So I wouldn't worry about it too much. Let's make

1002
00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:28,200
Speaker 2: that money. And lastly, biobaiting.

1003
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:30,000
Speaker 3: Yes, it's a new term that you need to know

1004
00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:32,080
Speaker 3: in the dating world, but also I think that it

1005
00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:35,120
Speaker 3: just works in general because it's basically saying that you're

1006
00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:38,360
Speaker 3: exaggerating your bio and all of your dating profiles just

1007
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:39,160
Speaker 3: sound cooler.

1008
00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:43,080
Speaker 4: Who doesn't, I'm sorry, but everyone that I every profile

1009
00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:44,560
Speaker 4: I've seen, like hath of them they all do like

1010
00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:45,360
Speaker 4: what's yeah, but.

1011
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:47,680
Speaker 3: They're talking about how people are like love to travel,

1012
00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:49,480
Speaker 3: and then when you fact check these people when you

1013
00:45:49,560 --> 00:45:51,840
Speaker 3: meet them, they're like, I've only been down the street

1014
00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:54,440
Speaker 3: or whatever, and maybe in theory they love to travel

1015
00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:57,640
Speaker 3: but haven't actually traveled. Another one that people are baiting

1016
00:45:57,719 --> 00:46:00,600
Speaker 3: with is when they describe themselves as an ondo entrepreneur.

1017
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:02,759
Speaker 2: Oh, that one's funny. That used to be like they

1018
00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:05,680
Speaker 2: don't have a job. Yeah, usually I'm an entrepreneur and

1019
00:46:05,719 --> 00:46:07,759
Speaker 2: I have a job too. That's different, Like, I don't know.

1020
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:09,359
Speaker 4: There's half of them who work from coffee shops who

1021
00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:11,080
Speaker 4: actually are like starting a business in the other half

1022
00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:13,120
Speaker 4: who are just like, I want you to start a business,

1023
00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:13,520
Speaker 4: and this is what.

1024
00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:15,399
Speaker 2: I want to do. But don't do anything else. Yeah, yeah,

1025
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:17,520
Speaker 2: well entrepreneur used to mean unemployed.

1026
00:46:17,719 --> 00:46:19,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, like that used to be like kind of what

1027
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:21,719
Speaker 3: we would look at it as, and you definitely swipe No,

1028
00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:24,320
Speaker 3: I'm an entrepreneur, but now that I am one, I

1029
00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:25,960
Speaker 3: kind of understand.

1030
00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:28,280
Speaker 2: What it takes.

1031
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:31,360
Speaker 3: But be careful what you used to describe yourself, because

1032
00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:34,000
Speaker 3: you are biobating. Another one people use is they say

1033
00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:37,360
Speaker 3: that they're foodies or that they're spontaneous, and they're actually not.

1034
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:39,440
Speaker 4: I see a lot of spontaneous on there. I don't

1035
00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:41,120
Speaker 4: want spontaneity right now. If you text me in the

1036
00:46:41,120 --> 00:46:42,520
Speaker 4: middle of the day, be like, hen's go on a hike.

1037
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:44,040
Speaker 4: Absolutely not, homie. I'm doing work.

1038
00:46:44,080 --> 00:46:45,880
Speaker 2: I got things to do. So what do you say

1039
00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:49,480
Speaker 2: in your bio? Like, what's the strongest, most accurate descriptive

1040
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:51,280
Speaker 2: word that you use? Chaotic?

1041
00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:51,800
Speaker 5: I think.

1042
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:56,880
Speaker 4: Jewbles, dirty little secret?

1043
00:46:57,120 --> 00:46:57,359
Speaker 2: Hello?

1044
00:46:58,640 --> 00:46:59,560
Speaker 9: Hey, how you doing?

1045
00:46:59,719 --> 00:46:59,879
Speaker 6: Hey?

1046
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:01,040
Speaker 2: You have a dony A little secret?

1047
00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:02,839
Speaker 6: Yes?

1048
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:03,200
Speaker 11: I do?

1049
00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:04,000
Speaker 2: Sweet?

1050
00:47:04,040 --> 00:47:05,680
Speaker 5: What is it all right?

1051
00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:08,759
Speaker 9: So a few nights ago, me and my buddies got

1052
00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:11,920
Speaker 9: together to throw a satage puddy for one of our friends.

1053
00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:16,239
Speaker 2: It was his thirtieth birthday. We have it was you know,

1054
00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:18,399
Speaker 2: I went back I went to college with these guys

1055
00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:19,080
Speaker 2: back in the day.

1056
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:21,960
Speaker 9: So we get together, we have a party. I mean,

1057
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:25,360
Speaker 9: we're getting super drunk and doing all crazy kinds of drugs.

1058
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:26,279
Speaker 2: Like back in the day.

1059
00:47:27,239 --> 00:47:31,279
Speaker 9: Things get a little funky. So you know, obviously the

1060
00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:32,520
Speaker 9: party starts getting packed.

1061
00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:36,000
Speaker 2: My boys invite their girls over. You know, it starts

1062
00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:38,279
Speaker 2: getting you know, nice and fun in there.

1063
00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:43,000
Speaker 9: Later that night, I'm in the backyard and what's crazy

1064
00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:45,040
Speaker 9: is my best friend's girls out there.

1065
00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:47,480
Speaker 2: She also had a few drinks, so she's.

1066
00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:49,720
Speaker 12: Like hanging out next to me on a porch and whatnot,

1067
00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:53,239
Speaker 12: and adam nowhere we end up making out and I

1068
00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:54,200
Speaker 12: don't know what to.

1069
00:47:54,280 --> 00:47:56,520
Speaker 2: Tell my best friend at this point. You know, for me,

1070
00:47:56,640 --> 00:48:00,560
Speaker 2: it's awkward. But but the thing is is she texted

1071
00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:02,080
Speaker 2: me because I don't know what to do right now,

1072
00:48:02,600 --> 00:48:04,560
Speaker 2: so she's, you know, so she's still trying to make

1073
00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:05,000
Speaker 2: it happen.

1074
00:48:05,520 --> 00:48:08,320
Speaker 12: Yeah, she's just like being super friendly, just sex me

1075
00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:10,960
Speaker 12: back and forth for me in software. So I've been like,

1076
00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:14,040
Speaker 12: you know, just kind of going the law with the situation,

1077
00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:16,520
Speaker 12: but trying to be careful because she's my best friend girl,

1078
00:48:17,280 --> 00:48:17,600
Speaker 12: you know, I.

1079
00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:20,000
Speaker 2: Mean, yeah, I mean, can you just remind her that

1080
00:48:20,120 --> 00:48:22,200
Speaker 2: she's got a man and that he is your best friend?

1081
00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:27,000
Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean I can. But what's crazy is is

1082
00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:30,160
Speaker 9: that I got on my boy last night. And the

1083
00:48:30,239 --> 00:48:32,440
Speaker 9: thing is is I feel like he's starting to know.

1084
00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:34,960
Speaker 12: I don't know if he saw some messages between me

1085
00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:37,800
Speaker 12: and her, but he was like, doing me, you should

1086
00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:40,879
Speaker 12: hang out all together there with his girl. I don't

1087
00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:42,800
Speaker 12: know if he's kind of hinting at a three summer

1088
00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:45,440
Speaker 12: or whatnot, but that was the idea I started getting

1089
00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:45,919
Speaker 12: in my head.

1090
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:49,480
Speaker 2: So so now I'm sitting here like what should I do?

1091
00:48:49,600 --> 00:48:52,279
Speaker 9: Should I just like go along with it, just come

1092
00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:53,879
Speaker 9: out and tell him and see if we can pull

1093
00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:57,200
Speaker 9: this off or not. You know, I'm thinking about it.

1094
00:48:57,480 --> 00:49:00,319
Speaker 2: It sounds like you are legitimate about it. I mean,

1095
00:49:00,560 --> 00:49:01,880
Speaker 2: could you do that? Like?

1096
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:02,239
Speaker 6: Are you.

1097
00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:08,960
Speaker 9: Can be a nice friendship anymore? You know what if

1098
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:11,279
Speaker 9: she look like a memore like Shames Blake, that get

1099
00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:12,160
Speaker 9: complicated me.

1100
00:49:12,239 --> 00:49:12,880
Speaker 8: I want to do it.

1101
00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:14,360
Speaker 9: It's not gonna aspect me.

1102
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:17,240
Speaker 4: I don't know if that's My first thought, to be honest,

1103
00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:18,960
Speaker 4: would be like I don't want to ruin my friendship

1104
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:19,640
Speaker 4: with my friend.

1105
00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:23,560
Speaker 2: But a good second thought would be what if they

1106
00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:28,120
Speaker 2: like me? More than my best friend exactly so right now,

1107
00:49:28,200 --> 00:49:29,040
Speaker 2: that's where I'm stuck.

1108
00:49:29,440 --> 00:49:29,880
Speaker 9: I don't know.

1109
00:49:30,200 --> 00:49:33,279
Speaker 2: It's a hard decision. I gotta I'm thinking about it.

1110
00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:38,440
Speaker 2: I might do it all right. Well, whatever you decide,

1111
00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:46,440
Speaker 2: thank you for honest your secret. What's your dirty little secret.