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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. It's one eight hundred duy away. Not

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Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice.

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Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice, it's

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Speaker 1: your call. One eight hundred duy away. Mornings on the twenties,

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Speaker 1: Tell me I'm moving five. Hello. Oh yeah, can I

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Speaker 1: speak to Miranda? Please? This is she. Hey Miranda, my

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Speaker 1: name is Duncan, and your friend Pamela said I should

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Speaker 1: give you a call. Oh yeah, hey, how are you? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: because you know, like I'm new in town and I

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Speaker 1: don't know a lot of people, and she said that,

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Speaker 1: like we should like hang out or something or whatever. Huh,

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Speaker 1: how are you? First of all, I'm I'm good. Thanks.

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Speaker 1: How are you doing well? I'm okay. I've just been

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Speaker 1: thinking a lot about my parents divorce. Oh so that's,

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Speaker 1: you know, kind of bumming me all. But other than that,

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Speaker 1: not too bad. Oh I'm I'm so sorry to hear that.

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Speaker 1: Is that is that recent? Did that just happen? Oh no,

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Speaker 1: it happened over a decade ago, but it still affects

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Speaker 1: me on certain days. So oh okay, um yeah, ok

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Speaker 1: so um. But you know, like I promise I won't

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Speaker 1: harp on that when we go out, great. Um that yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's that's great. So, um, did you know that scientists

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Speaker 1: say that by the year twenty forty five, eight five

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Speaker 1: of the Earth's water will be evaporated. Uh what Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I was just reading that the other day, Like I

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Speaker 1: was looking on Wikipedia and I saw that. Oh okay,

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Speaker 1: I mean no, I guess I didn't. You know, that's

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Speaker 1: pretty crazy. So sure, um uh what is that? I mean,

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Speaker 1: what what does that have to do with Uh? Oh.

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Speaker 1: I was just like trying to like make conversations. Um

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Speaker 1: My mom says I should get better at being conversationalist.

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Speaker 1: So I was bringing up a fact for you, Okay, Um, great,

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Speaker 1: I promise that when we go out, I'll have many

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Speaker 1: facts that we can discuss. That sounds amazing. Um, you

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Speaker 1: know I should probably uh, I should probably talk to

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Speaker 1: Pamela now. So when do you want to like go

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Speaker 1: out and stuff? Oh? I you know, I don't. I

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Speaker 1: don't know. I'm really really busy coming up and oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know I saw in the news today that armadillos

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Speaker 1: wet can help your cancer. Okay, yeah, I just I

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Speaker 1: you know, I just I have to have to really

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Speaker 1: I saw it when it said that, and then it

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Speaker 1: turns out it was a fake news story. You know

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Speaker 1: the hell they do that all the time. Like I

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Speaker 1: read it and then I shared it on my Facebook

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Speaker 1: and then like people were saying, hey, Duncan, that's like

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Speaker 1: actually a fake story. And I was like, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: they got me. Has that happened to you ever? You know,

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Speaker 1: not not a lot um, but I you know, it happens.

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Speaker 1: And that's okay. I'm gonna, you know, give Pamela call

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Speaker 1: though real fast. Ye, So, um, can I ask you

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Speaker 1: a question? Do you retain a lot of water during

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Speaker 1: that time of the month? For you? What I said,

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Speaker 1: do you tend to retain a lot of water? Like no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I mean I heard that. Are you really are you

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Speaker 1: really asking me that question? Really? Well, yeah, Duncan, that's

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Speaker 1: just that's not even conversational. That's just like personal and

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Speaker 1: a little inappropriate. Yeah. Well, I'm actually really curious. And

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Speaker 1: I was only asking because my jeans are not fitting

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Speaker 1: well and I was wondering if like I have something

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Speaker 1: or if I'm just retaining water. Figure like, if you're

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Speaker 1: retaining a lot of water, sometimes you could tell me

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Speaker 1: how to deal with bloat. Okay, seriously, seriously, this is

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Speaker 1: not this is not a conversation that you have. Are

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Speaker 1: you really asking me these questions? I mean, it's just

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Speaker 1: I was just kind of wondering since we're sort of

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Speaker 1: in a relationship now, and like I thought, well, I

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Speaker 1: thought maybe I should know that about you, since we're

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Speaker 1: sort of like a thing. No, we're really not a thing, duncan.

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Speaker 1: I've never actually even met you. Well, but Pamela said

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Speaker 1: that I should call you and we should go up

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Speaker 1: because we would like each other. And like, yeah, you

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Speaker 1: know what, I think that the phone call itself has

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Speaker 1: has shown us a lot. Yeah, I feel like we're

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Speaker 1: hitting it off. Oh, I would have to disagree with

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Speaker 1: you on that one, duncan. I just I really don't.

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Speaker 1: I want to let you know, like whenever it is

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Speaker 1: your time of the month, I have no problem buying

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Speaker 1: that stuff. Oh good, Okay, No, we're back on that.

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Speaker 1: Really again, don't want to talk about it. I just

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Speaker 1: want to prove myself to you because I know a

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Speaker 1: lot of guys are scared to do that, and like,

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Speaker 1: I doesn't bother very seriously, stop talking about my time

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Speaker 1: of the month. Stop talking. Do you want to talk

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Speaker 1: about how my dog talk. I don't. I don't want

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Speaker 1: to talk about that or really anything else. Well, I

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Speaker 1: was going to tell you how my dog got syphili

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Speaker 1: one time. No, I don't want to hear about that.

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Speaker 1: Ye talk about that. I don't know where he got it.

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Speaker 1: Like there was this one like stop stop stop. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So you do you want, you know, like talk about

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Speaker 1: something else. I don't actually want to talk about anything.

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Speaker 1: I'm actually done with this conversation? Is that mine? Can media?

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Speaker 1: Shall we be done? No? Well not until I tell

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Speaker 1: you it's a prank phone call like I'd rather do

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Speaker 1: though first what? Yeah, I would rather I would rather

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Speaker 1: tell you that it's a joke before, like we hang up?

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about? This is actually Jewel from

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Speaker 1: Brook and Jewel in the morning doing a phone tap

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Speaker 1: on you. Oh I'm serious. Your friend Pamela set you up. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: she wanted you to meet her new co worker Duncan.

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Speaker 1: She thought you guys would be perfect for each other.

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Speaker 1: I've never felt that, you know, uncomfortable with someone before.

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Speaker 1: So are we look together forever? No? Or absolutely? I

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Speaker 1: mean it definitely loves definitely a little too. Okay, boy,

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Speaker 1: wake up every morning with jewel phone tabs. Weekday mornings

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Speaker 1: on the twenties