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Speaker 3: This is Chris Fairbanks and this is Karen col Garreff.
Speaker 2: We are driving in my neighborhood.
Speaker 1: That's right, Silver Lake, California, California.
Speaker 4: I love the state of California.
Speaker 1: It is so sunny, it is warm, you guys.
Speaker 2: I am standing next to my air conditioner, not currently no,
Speaker 2: but in my living room. I bought a little R
Speaker 2: two D two robot that has a tube that goes
Speaker 2: out the window, and I stand right in front of it.
Speaker 3: I haven't said it like.
Speaker 2: It's lowest setting sixty four degrees and so it will
Speaker 2: cool neck below and then my ceiling is emanating a
Speaker 2: poltergeist amount of heat. Just I don't know where it's
Speaker 2: coming from, but it's clearly it's probably not a ghost.
Speaker 3: That I think it's the wood burning stoves upstairs.
Speaker 2: It's probably all those stoves, all the Christmas decorations that
Speaker 2: have been stored from the family before me and then
Speaker 2: left their wood burning stoves on.
Speaker 1: It insulated your specific apartment with because tinsel is one
Speaker 1: of the hottest conducting materials that there is.
Speaker 4: Do not insulate your attic with tinsil.
Speaker 3: Please.
Speaker 2: There's fire reasons what your dad would let us know about,
Speaker 2: and then there's also just the heat.
Speaker 1: There's heat. There's also religious reasons. There's a taste factor.
Speaker 2: It is a problem in my place, but I'm dealing
Speaker 2: with it good and I think I'm just going to
Speaker 2: insulate it.
Speaker 4: Get someone to shoot some pink panther up there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, not pink panther, but filled with tiny shards of.
Speaker 1: Glass, Yes, because that keeps you cooler, right, That's that's
Speaker 1: the thing I love about insulation. I can't remember where
Speaker 1: we were, but I'm sure it was at that first
Speaker 1: house we grew up in where it was laying like
Speaker 1: in the garage. My Dad's like, never touch that. Never
Speaker 1: because it's pink. So like little girls, it looks like
Speaker 1: pink cotton candy. Oh yeah, Like I was about to
Speaker 1: dig both hands straight into it.
Speaker 3: Why would they make it pink?
Speaker 2: Why would they make it these cotton candy candies, cotton
Speaker 2: kidney candy ad for your kidneys, and as another the
Speaker 2: color looks exactly like the candy.
Speaker 4: Are you trying to endanger children?
Speaker 3: I think so.
Speaker 1: I mean I would say they invented that kind of
Speaker 1: insulation what in the forties, And that was right after
Speaker 1: they the government made it illegal.
Speaker 3: For children to work.
Speaker 1: And I think there's a lot of people, especially in
Speaker 1: the insulation industry, that resented that.
Speaker 3: Are you believing any of this? I believe you.
Speaker 2: Yes, I think that they're they've been hunting. Why else
Speaker 2: would you have a known lovable cartoon character as the mascot. Also,
Speaker 2: let's make it look like the pink panther.
Speaker 3: Oh is he?
Speaker 1: Yes, In general, he's the mascot for I didn't know
Speaker 1: that before I ever.
Speaker 4: Sat and watched a Pink Panther cartoon.
Speaker 2: I mean, he would be in the beginning of the
Speaker 2: movies starring what's his name. He's the best Peter Sellers
Speaker 2: see Peter Sellers movies. Other than that, I just knew
Speaker 2: the pink panther from insulation commercials.
Speaker 3: That's hilarious and being the mascot.
Speaker 4: So you're just targeting children, that's right.
Speaker 2: To take these shards of fiberglass and put them in
Speaker 2: their mouths, yeah, they're little developing mouse.
Speaker 3: And rub them all over their arms.
Speaker 2: It's the same thing you do it with cotton candy, right, Yes,
Speaker 2: go to the fair.
Speaker 4: You put little in your mouth, you rub the rest
Speaker 4: under your arm.
Speaker 3: The rest is like a nice lotion that kind of
Speaker 3: melts into your skin. Its foliates. It does the same
Speaker 3: thing as a good sugar wax.
Speaker 1: It is because it just attracts bees. The beest sting
Speaker 1: your skin, the skin sloughs off. Everybody knows this.
Speaker 2: These are like not in these days. They don't because
Speaker 2: bees are dead. That's right, there's no bees anymore.
Speaker 1: This generation has none of this esoteric knowledge about bees.
Speaker 3: That's old.
Speaker 2: They just think kids these days think bees just always
Speaker 2: limp solo on the sidewalk with a missing.
Speaker 1: Wing, or just kind of float around in a pool
Speaker 1: waiting to die.
Speaker 3: But no, bees used to be a real They were
Speaker 3: used to be the.
Speaker 1: It girls of the earth for years, just fucking fertilizing shit.
Speaker 4: They were making at first influencers.
Speaker 1: They weren't always just voiced by Jerry Seinfeld at all.
Speaker 2: They were and they traveled in packs. A lot of
Speaker 2: people don't know that. They flew in school, yep. And
Speaker 2: they would stay you repeatedly.
Speaker 1: One time, my mom, I won't retell for the millionth
Speaker 1: time the time I.
Speaker 3: Got attacked by Swarman bees.
Speaker 1: Instead, I'm going to go the alternate route and tell
Speaker 1: the story of the time my mom and I.
Speaker 3: My mom came and picked me up from school.
Speaker 1: So it was like the middle of the school day,
Speaker 1: right like one o'clock and the lady, the school secretary,
Speaker 1: I get called to the office and then the school
Speaker 1: secretary do I did nothing? My mom came to pick
Speaker 1: me up as a surprise. Oh wow, she picked me
Speaker 1: up and we drove up. We were driving out to
Speaker 1: the beach and that was my fun like surprise. She
Speaker 1: would do stuff like that all the time, of like
Speaker 1: you don't have to go to school today.
Speaker 2: And the principle was like that sounds great, why don't
Speaker 2: we surprise her in my office?
Speaker 3: Well yeah, it was like no.
Speaker 1: She would show up and I'm sure tell a little
Speaker 1: fib of like I need to pull Karen out of
Speaker 1: a class, Okay, we have to go to a thing,
Speaker 1: But she wouldn't tell me. So it was my surprise.
Speaker 2: See that sounds fun. I don't know that my mom ever.
Speaker 2: That not that we're having a mom contest.
Speaker 3: It's if we are.
Speaker 1: I won you did so, my apologies to you. But
Speaker 1: here's the creepy part. This one time she did it.
Speaker 1: We were driving out to the beach and it was
Speaker 1: just middle two Rock Road, just a two lane highway.
Speaker 1: There was no other cars on the road, and we're
Speaker 1: talking and just regular, and all of a sudden we
Speaker 1: drive through a swarm of bees that are traveling up
Speaker 1: the road on our side of the street. So all
Speaker 1: of a sudden we both go, what's that little black
Speaker 1: clot and then the entire windshield is covered in smash bees?
Speaker 3: What it was fucking crazy.
Speaker 6: It was like it was like they lost their uh
Speaker 6: yes to know what they should have where they should
Speaker 6: be going, and they just like you know it was
Speaker 6: And also I bet you they were flying with the
Speaker 6: queen or whatever where they had to all go in
Speaker 6: one big group.
Speaker 4: Yeah, even though the queen was drunk that day.
Speaker 1: She was hopefully she wasn't in charge. Were you just
Speaker 1: clutching your test like an shock and horror? No, it
Speaker 1: looks like this is a pretty good story I got.
Speaker 2: I got a case of the vapors out of the
Speaker 2: hold my chest, and you saw me kind of put
Speaker 2: my limp hand against the back of my hand against
Speaker 2: my forehead.
Speaker 1: You did drop your kerchief, which I thought was unnecessarily
Speaker 1: flirty during the show.
Speaker 2: I'm way of goodbye when I leave from train tonight
Speaker 2: without my kerchief?
Speaker 3: Are you who fan of farewell?
Speaker 2: Mister senator, I'm always visiting. Didn't on a train the
Speaker 2: best way to travel? I'd probably have told my bee story.
Speaker 2: But there's a couple of times I was told I
Speaker 2: was allergic to be as as a child.
Speaker 1: If this is the one that takes place on a
Speaker 1: West Country Western film shoot, I'm gonna stop you.
Speaker 3: But I do have one about a scorpion. Okay, okay,
Speaker 3: we won't.
Speaker 4: But I was colin farre Yes, God its eyebrows.
Speaker 2: There is a I've been thinking about dying mind dark
Speaker 2: by the way, just so I can make fifty expressions,
Speaker 2: why not.
Speaker 3: I was repelling on the side of a rock with
Speaker 3: some of my sister's older friends.
Speaker 4: She worked.
Speaker 2: They were from the South, and I'd never repelled, hows
Speaker 2: to you. I was probably fifty feet up. I was learning,
Speaker 2: and it was above a river, and I kicked a
Speaker 2: beehive and it rolled down my legs and landed in
Speaker 2: my lap. No momentarily I got covered by bees. No,
Speaker 2: they started stay staying me. I let go of the
Speaker 2: ropes and landed in the water, and in bees. It
Speaker 2: was the best thing I could have done. Is land
Speaker 2: in that water. They hate water, yet.
Speaker 3: Cold water, and but don't they wait above the water?
Speaker 4: They hovered those yellow jackets.
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, or which there's plenty of in Montana, but
Speaker 2: no honey bees, the ones that matter anyway, These guys
Speaker 2: stung me about the.
Speaker 3: Crotch, and because it landed right in your lap.
Speaker 2: And I happened before one other time in organ I
Speaker 2: was on a rope swing and swung right into ohivea
Speaker 2: bees And those are two different times I thought I
Speaker 2: was going to die.
Speaker 4: There's too many times that adults have told.
Speaker 2: Me I'm going to die and then the thing happens
Speaker 2: and I don't die.
Speaker 4: So who don't listen to adults?
Speaker 3: No, especially adults that say you'll die because of bees.
Speaker 1: Unless you're mcaulay Culkin in the film My Girl, It's probably.
Speaker 3: Not going to happen.
Speaker 4: That is how he died.
Speaker 3: It's shockingly how he died.
Speaker 2: Little boy from a family line of grade at rswing boys.
Speaker 1: Have you watched Succession, the HBO series, No, because Kiaren Colkin,
Speaker 1: who is his younger brother, is.
Speaker 3: On it and he's so good. Oh, he is great.
Speaker 3: He's so good.
Speaker 2: He's the best Kulcan in my book. Now that we're
Speaker 2: supposed to pick a Culkin.
Speaker 3: You don't have to pick.
Speaker 1: But in terms of performance, being a dynamic performer, Karen
Speaker 1: Colkin is he to me, he's on par with Robert Downey.
Speaker 1: You he has that charisma. You can tell he's amazing
Speaker 1: at like when they improv stuff.
Speaker 3: Right, He's he's just so good.
Speaker 2: He's been great since he's a kid, since Dangerous Lives
Speaker 2: of altar boys.
Speaker 3: Ooh. I also really caught hold.
Speaker 1: Of him in Scott Pilgrim.
Speaker 3: He was he was the gay roommate and he was
Speaker 3: so good, so good. It's a good movie.
Speaker 2: I just watched yesterday because traffic was bad and I
Speaker 2: just pulled over.
Speaker 4: Sometimes I pull over and just go walk into a
Speaker 4: movie theater.
Speaker 3: That's one of my favorite things to do.
Speaker 2: And I saw that New Tarantino movie Once upon a
Speaker 2: Time in Hollywood, which you know it was. Let me
Speaker 2: just say, Brad pitt, I will you know me as
Speaker 2: I had aero sexual man.
Speaker 3: But I really am very attracted to him. And as
Speaker 3: he gets older on a spectrum.
Speaker 4: He's morphing into what's his handsome ass name.
Speaker 3: Paul Newman.
Speaker 4: Paul Newman. Yeah, he's just turning into him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's a good plan. On Bradford. He's like,
Speaker 3: he's just oh yeah, Robert Redford would be the one he.
Speaker 4: Looked because in this movie he's wearing all denim.
Speaker 2: He's the same, like the kind of wrinkles that somehow
Speaker 2: make you more handsome.
Speaker 3: I get it. It's not that it's collecting a white man.
Speaker 2: I just want to be him, not that that was
Speaker 2: on the heels. I don't want to be a white man.
Speaker 3: Don't put don't pin me into that.
Speaker 4: At this point in life, though, I think it's my
Speaker 4: only choice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't really do much about it there these days.
Speaker 4: But man, there's Brad Pitt's very good in it.
Speaker 3: I can't wait to see.
Speaker 1: I think it's I like watching Brad Pitt become a
Speaker 1: better actor over these thirty years that he's been in films,
Speaker 1: because he used to really not be good.
Speaker 2: There's some movie with Ricky Schroeder where he's like a
Speaker 2: track runner and it's like he's reading the lines off
Speaker 2: the lens.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the camera, but I mean he really was Originally
Speaker 1: he's like Matt Dillon. He was cast as a teenage
Speaker 1: boy because he is incredibly beautiful.
Speaker 3: So like, you don't it's not the same.
Speaker 1: It's like, it's not like they came out of Juilliard
Speaker 1: going here's my big shot or whatever.
Speaker 3: It's just like, let's get this face up on the screen.
Speaker 3: We want to look at it. I went to Julliard.
Speaker 2: Did you watch It's a John Levenston Levenstein Levin Levenstein
Speaker 2: that you've worked with. Frankenstein's Monster's Monster.
Speaker 4: It's so funny.
Speaker 3: Oh, I have to watch. I haven't taken the time.
Speaker 2: I don't know the guy, and I sent him a
Speaker 2: private Twitter message. I didn't want to make it public,
Speaker 2: and I said, smart, absolutely, maybe it's offensive.
Speaker 1: Well you should go back and then do your own
Speaker 1: I love the show, just public, I will, I will.
Speaker 3: I'm going to watch it and do the same thing.
Speaker 4: It's so great.
Speaker 1: I'm sure it is because John Levenstein truly is one
Speaker 1: of the funniest people I've ever been around. And he
Speaker 1: is a good He's written in so many rooms that
Speaker 1: he really knows how to make good comedy.
Speaker 4: And and this is like a verye's. It reminds me
Speaker 4: of couple that.
Speaker 2: It reminds me of that documentary now series, but it's
Speaker 2: a perfect one.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And it also reminds me of do you remember Shelley
Speaker 2: Duvall's like.
Speaker 3: The fairy Tale Tale?
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, all of the scenes it was like a
Speaker 2: stage play or it was going back to these plays
Speaker 2: that he did where he's constantly announcing.
Speaker 3: That he went to Juilliard. Yeah, it's so.
Speaker 2: It just reminded me of my childhood somehow, even though it's.
Speaker 3: A new thing. I love it. I can't wait.
Speaker 2: It's great. And the guy from Stranger Things is amazing.
Speaker 3: David Harbor. Harbor, thank you. Yeah, he's good.
Speaker 2: I will just say the guy from and then you
Speaker 2: can chime in their actual name for the rest of
Speaker 2: our lives.
Speaker 3: What do you say? That sounds great? It's a plan.
Speaker 1: I The only problem is I do I can do
Speaker 1: it if you're talking, But if I'm not sure about
Speaker 1: a name while I'm talking, I will not be able
Speaker 1: to find it, and I panic. There's like a whole
Speaker 1: secondary internal conversation that happens.
Speaker 3: It's maddening.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's kind of like if you know, if someone's
Speaker 2: telling me I need to learn math or need to
Speaker 2: learn the rules to a board game and it's time
Speaker 2: to sit down and listen, I will just make my
Speaker 2: brain go blank.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And if I'm overhearing the rules to a board game.
Speaker 2: That's a weird example, but it is an anxiety I
Speaker 2: get yeah, or math or anything, I will.
Speaker 4: I will memorize it. Then if it's off in the distance.
Speaker 3: Can I say it. I can hand here's my armchair quarterback.
Speaker 4: Like reasoning, similar to an armchair general. You're just not
Speaker 4: talking about the war you're talking sports.
Speaker 1: That's right, but actually I'm talking just talking about you
Speaker 1: admitting that issue because I have the same thing. I
Speaker 1: think there are times when we were young where there's
Speaker 1: too much pressure on the moment of you have to learn,
Speaker 1: you have to listen to this so that you can
Speaker 1: do it. Because I know that's one of my big
Speaker 1: complaints and it's very vague, but as a kid, I
Speaker 1: was put in too many situations that an adult should
Speaker 1: have been there to help me through it, but I
Speaker 1: just had to do it by myself, and if I
Speaker 1: didn't do it correctly, I would get in trouble.
Speaker 3: And it's such a fucking setup.
Speaker 1: And I can name like seventeen different things where it's like, Karen,
Speaker 1: will you go into the store and get that piece
Speaker 1: of paperwork and tell the person that whatever, where it's like, no,
Speaker 1: I'm eight years old, I'm going to fuck this up.
Speaker 3: Don't put it on me just because you're busy. It's
Speaker 3: that thing.
Speaker 1: Where it's like, my anxiety kicks up at these very
Speaker 1: strange moments that don't make sense to other people. But
Speaker 1: it's shit like that where you're like, if you if
Speaker 1: someone told you it's really important that you have to
Speaker 1: hear this right now, and then you went on to
Speaker 1: not hear it and fuck it up one time.
Speaker 3: I'm sure you carry that with you.
Speaker 2: Oh it my whole life through all of school into college.
Speaker 3: I thought I was just dumb.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and no one's I mean no offense to I
Speaker 2: mean they I'm sure they said you're not dumb many times.
Speaker 3: I bet they didn't.
Speaker 2: They rejoiced in the You're probably right, I was so
Speaker 2: late to talk. I had convulsions as a baby. They
Speaker 2: were just happy that I was able to feed myself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it was a huge victory for you that
Speaker 1: day that you was a lovely sandwich.
Speaker 2: It was apparent I did my own crusts. But I'm
Speaker 2: fine everyone.
Speaker 4: I'm not dumb.
Speaker 2: I just can't do things on command. I'm not a dog,
Speaker 2: that's right.
Speaker 1: And I bet you have a touch of what I have,
Speaker 1: which is like my my therapist argues with me. But
Speaker 1: I like to say that I have defiance disorder, where
Speaker 1: if you want me to do something, that's exactly the
Speaker 1: thing I can't do.
Speaker 3: I had that too. Then.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like if it's like, oh, you're we're all supposed
Speaker 1: to be really quiet right now, I will be filled
Speaker 1: with an uncontrollable urge to talk and giggle and do stuff.
Speaker 3: And it's like, it's I have the devil in me.
Speaker 2: That's all I that is when I will laugh, I always,
Speaker 2: I will watch the funniest of comedy and I don't
Speaker 2: go into a giggle fit. When I did a little
Speaker 2: dust thing with Jake on that corporate we were supposed
Speaker 2: to be serious and we were looking at each other
Speaker 2: and then I'm like, I know this acting required. The
Speaker 2: first thing it requires is you not to giggle uncontrollably, right,
Speaker 2: But we couldn't stop giggling, to where everyone was getting frustrated.
Speaker 4: They're like, seriously, you guys, stop laughing. It's like, of.
Speaker 2: Course, yeah, we're holding up the day. Everyone is doing
Speaker 2: their job. Let's stop laughing. And it went on for
Speaker 2: a half hour. We had to take a break. We
Speaker 2: couldn't stop laughing.
Speaker 1: Well, also, whoever told you angrily to stop is clearly
Speaker 1: a person who doesn't know that the human psychology word.
Speaker 1: That's exactly when you're going to do it more, because
Speaker 1: then it's just like then it because you know, then
Speaker 1: it's a whole different thing. That's like laughing at a
Speaker 1: funeral where nothing's funnier than anything that happens at a funeral,
Speaker 1: even slightly because you cannot laugh. I told you that,
Speaker 1: I'll do it again. I'm easily.
Speaker 3: This is time number eight, the time we were at
Speaker 3: a family funeral. We look over my dad. It's just
Speaker 3: after communion.
Speaker 1: My dad is kneeling saying his post communion, you know, prayers.
Speaker 3: We look over.
Speaker 1: He's got a pair of socks on that say I'm
Speaker 1: sixty and me my sister points at it and we
Speaker 1: start laughing like it was total tears were It was
Speaker 1: the funniest thing I've ever seen.
Speaker 2: And you knew that half the laughs were happening because
Speaker 2: you shouldn't have been doing it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, those socks weren't that funny, but they really are funny.
Speaker 3: They're pretty funny.
Speaker 1: Well, the fact that we're positive my dad didn't know
Speaker 1: those are the socks he grabbed like that he wasn't
Speaker 1: looking or they were just black socks and he didn't
Speaker 1: look at both sides or whatever.
Speaker 2: Oh, I love that they're also black socks, the socks
Speaker 2: that sixty year olds were.
Speaker 3: I'm sixty.
Speaker 4: These will be good for today's sad day. It's a
Speaker 4: reminder of my own mortality.
Speaker 3: Yep, I'm the clock is taking on me as well.
Speaker 3: I'll wear my.
Speaker 4: Socks that say the Earth is endlessly spinning.
Speaker 3: This is but a blip on the overall timeline of life.
Speaker 2: Speaking of the inner workings of time and the endlessness
Speaker 2: of an all, and the fact that today's comic that we're.
Speaker 3: About to pick up has a lot of jokes about
Speaker 3: that stuff.
Speaker 2: Does he Yeah, he's always got he's got like microbiology jokes,
Speaker 2: like he's got you know how far Side used to
Speaker 2: have Amieba's in the conversations they might have totally or
Speaker 2: things of fly might talk about. He actually does stand
Speaker 2: up about those situations, which is very risky.
Speaker 1: Now, was he actually scientists of some kind before he
Speaker 1: got into comedy.
Speaker 2: No, I think that he just that became his interest
Speaker 2: in his stand up just followed suit. I think that
Speaker 2: maybe he took science classes at his whatever college he
Speaker 2: went to in Nevada. We'll have him explain that. That's
Speaker 2: a good thing to ask him. We're gonna ask David.
Speaker 3: We'll say what about your education?
Speaker 2: We'll address him by name, and then I'll say something
Speaker 2: about Nevada, just to start it off.
Speaker 4: Letting him know that I remember something about a guy
Speaker 4: I live with.
Speaker 3: For five years.
Speaker 1: You remember details. Yeah, you had a rich relationship.
Speaker 4: As long as they're worthless.
Speaker 1: And they don't help you in any way. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: me and my friends went to trivia night last night.
Speaker 1: You know how I try to pretend like I'm smart, right,
Speaker 1: I mean, I really do put myself out there. I
Speaker 1: speak in a very low register for a woman. I
Speaker 1: used ten dollars vocabulary words all the time. I don't know. Shit,
Speaker 1: it's crazy. Every single question what the first question was
Speaker 1: on mount what's the fucking mountain? With all the president's faces?
Speaker 3: Rushmore? Rushmore? Who's on the far right? Oh?
Speaker 1: I And everyone starts going okay, well, hold on, it's
Speaker 1: George Washing and talking it through.
Speaker 3: I was like, you could say any president name right now,
Speaker 3: and I'd be like, sure, it's that guy. I no idea,
Speaker 3: is it Roosevelt? Nope?
Speaker 4: Oh wow?
Speaker 1: Oh do you want to guess until you get it?
Speaker 2: I mean, I know this is going to be one
Speaker 2: of those situations where people are going to be disappointed
Speaker 2: in me and they're just going to text away. I'm
Speaker 2: still getting yelled at about Park City. Utah, would you
Speaker 2: do about it?
Speaker 3: Oh? Because we've said, we.
Speaker 2: Couldn't think of Park City people listen to old episodes.
Speaker 2: I've been yelled at for years. Oh yeah, just for
Speaker 2: not having that on the tip of my tongue.
Speaker 1: That's the fun of a back catalog is people get
Speaker 1: to really dig into old mistakes you've made and you
Speaker 1: can't go back and take them out.
Speaker 2: And I know that if we start listing the Rushmore guys,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say a president that isn't even up.
Speaker 3: There, give it a whirl.
Speaker 1: I want to.
Speaker 4: We're all gonna judge me. The first one on the
Speaker 4: left is.
Speaker 3: Washington could be at her.
Speaker 4: Then I believe is Lincoln on there?
Speaker 3: Oh no, what he is? But he's on the far right.
Speaker 3: It's him.
Speaker 4: It is Lincoln on the far right.
Speaker 3: It's Lincoln on the far right.
Speaker 2: Sure, because I was going to say it's Lincoln on there,
Speaker 2: because if so, I believe he's on.
Speaker 3: The far right, that's what I should have. Let you finish.
Speaker 4: No, yeah, yeah, that's you know, that's on you.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Then the two in the middle of.
Speaker 2: Course, of course, of course Roosevelt is in there and
Speaker 2: taft daft.
Speaker 1: That's why they have that bathing at that bathtub draft
Speaker 1: do daff died in a bathtub, and so there's a
Speaker 1: you can't see it from the front of the mountain,
Speaker 1: but they have chiseled the back of a bathtub into
Speaker 1: the back of the mountain.
Speaker 4: Oh, the so south facing ballot, it's a bathtub.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's fun for that part of the Dakota that
Speaker 1: it's in north or south.
Speaker 3: You tell me North. Neither Stephen.
Speaker 2: In his South and until it was testing that for
Speaker 2: Stephen in his google ability.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we need Stephen to really bone up on his
Speaker 1: mount rushmore info. Stephen, do you want to go ahead
Speaker 1: and tell us who those two middle presidents are?
Speaker 2: It is Thomas your which is the Jefferson of course,
Speaker 2: that's mostice to George Washington.
Speaker 3: Okay, and then Roosevelt Teddy with the little glasses one
Speaker 3: of my dad's fay.
Speaker 2: He's apparently every day he got shot and the bullet
Speaker 2: just bounced off his chest.
Speaker 3: Yes, I did. It was tough. There was a real
Speaker 3: good uh uh live show. I did work.
Speaker 1: I covered his attempted assassination where he got shot in
Speaker 1: the chest and still went and gave a speech for
Speaker 1: ninety minutes with the bullet in his chest.
Speaker 3: There he is.
Speaker 4: So there was a comedian named Jay medisine Hat.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 2: It was a native comic who did hypnosis, and but
Speaker 2: he did it all while drinking heavily.
Speaker 4: Oh and he was always at the comedy club in Boys.
Speaker 2: He had always seemed like I even the time I
Speaker 2: first met Tig was on the heels of Jay medisine
Speaker 2: Hat being there. But while on stage in Boise, he
Speaker 2: had a heart attack and collapsed. EMTs came and he
Speaker 2: refused to go with them, and he got up and
Speaker 2: finished in twenty five minutes post heart attack. That is,
Speaker 2: he's no longer with us.
Speaker 3: Man, that's legendary.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's incredible.
Speaker 1: Sorry when you say he did hypnosis, so it was
Speaker 1: like a comedy act, but then he brought people in.
Speaker 2: Stage right, Yeah, kind of like you know, the amazing
Speaker 2: Jonathan or something. He was funny and he's told stories.
Speaker 2: But then he'd bring people on stage.
Speaker 3: And get him to act like chicken.
Speaker 4: Yes, exactly, everyone was doing a chicken dance.
Speaker 2: Yeah, apparently that's all in all of our subconscious is this,
Speaker 2: this desire to.
Speaker 3: Act like a chicken.
Speaker 1: And it just takes one stand up comic who's kind
Speaker 1: of sick of doing regular material to bring it out
Speaker 1: of us.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's it's It is always a chicken, isn't it.
Speaker 3: It is. What do you think live scan fingerprinting is for.
Speaker 7: Oh, it's like a business, horrifying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a business on the street we're driving down.
Speaker 1: It's like you go in to get fingerprinted just in.
Speaker 4: Case you know I'm up. I'm up for a murder
Speaker 4: at some point.
Speaker 2: I want to make sure they have the most live
Speaker 2: scan of my fingerprints, kind.
Speaker 3: Of the most current fingerprints.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I don't know when why you would need that technology.
Speaker 2: That's why it's maybe a fledgling upstairs business in them all.
Speaker 1: That's true with a thoughtless sign, the most plain sign.
Speaker 3: I look at these new apartments.
Speaker 2: I haven't finished watching it, but I started watching that
Speaker 2: The Great Hack.
Speaker 4: Is it called the Big Hack, the Giant Hack?
Speaker 3: The oversize?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it's horrifying.
Speaker 3: Of course.
Speaker 2: It makes you want to go camping without your phone
Speaker 2: for the rest of your life, Yeah, which is called
Speaker 2: almost neess.
Speaker 3: So I don't really want to do that, No, not
Speaker 3: at all. Well, that's and loneliness just wagh out Ooh
Speaker 3: look at their garden.
Speaker 2: Camping in generals lonely. That's why I've just turned my
Speaker 2: bedroom into a campsite.
Speaker 1: That's right, and you've done it well. I really that again.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you on Mike. That wallpaper that you've put
Speaker 1: up for yourself or the whatever you called it, picture
Speaker 1: big picture.
Speaker 3: Photo murals, it's a photo mural.
Speaker 2: Have anyone wants to go out and just create an
Speaker 2: outdoors the environment, Google photo wall murals and get yourself
Speaker 2: some hard to use glue.
Speaker 3: It's cool. Now, I'm not.
Speaker 4: Getting my deposit back. We know that we just.
Speaker 2: Passed the place where I did pay a deposit and
Speaker 2: it turns out that it did not exist the place.
Speaker 3: Oh that's when you got it.
Speaker 4: It was a guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got scammed and then they ordered several phones.
Speaker 2: But we're out of the woods now, so to speak,
Speaker 2: and so why even bring it up.
Speaker 3: Well, just because we drove by it, so we might
Speaker 3: as well. This is why we live in Los Angeles.
Speaker 4: I'm glad that I didn't end up there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, nice, me too.
Speaker 4: But this neighborhood right by the way, it is Huntsburger's neighbor.
Speaker 3: I apologize, just another thing to not bring up.
Speaker 4: I'm glad.
Speaker 3: I'm getting it all out now. Yeah, exactly. He won't
Speaker 3: listen he won't know.
Speaker 1: No sounds good. I have the I have the flashers on.
Speaker 1: We're doing everything we can do right now.
Speaker 2: In case someone wants to use it as what's that
Speaker 2: tiktoking thing that musicians use.
Speaker 3: Oh, a metronome? A metronome?
Speaker 4: Thank you. I was going to say, thereman, but that's
Speaker 4: the thing.
Speaker 3: That goes dead on. It was eerie. I got the
Speaker 3: best in the business. There we go. Hi. Oh hey, David,
Speaker 3: we've been talking about you.
Speaker 1: Oh hey David, Oh boy, Oh thanks, Oh.
Speaker 3: My god, I haven't seen you in so long. Nice
Speaker 3: to see you. Hi.
Speaker 2: Oh well, yes, you look at your parent's glorious thank you.
Speaker 2: It's really gotten into itself. You don't even have a part.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it switched over that way naturally, really just on
Speaker 3: its own.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 7: I didn't coax it in any way, really just decided
Speaker 7: it was too much hassle to go from, you know,
Speaker 7: kind of.
Speaker 3: Three quarters of the way.
Speaker 2: So no point. Did you put a comb in the
Speaker 2: center of your head?
Speaker 3: Nope, Well I got into.
Speaker 7: I guess we've all seen this growing up, where if
Speaker 7: you had a chance to see a woman in a
Speaker 7: shower commercial, or your own mother or sister or something
Speaker 7: they'd be and this is when they'd have like a
Speaker 7: towel around them.
Speaker 3: You're not some creep in this situation. No, no you're not.
Speaker 3: You're a relative. Yeah, yeah, you're a child. If anything,
Speaker 3: you're you know, I don't want to say a victim,
Speaker 3: but you're just.
Speaker 7: We've walked into a bathroom and they would like twist it,
Speaker 7: like pull the hair over to one side and just
Speaker 7: kind of squeeze out all the water. Sure, And I
Speaker 7: was like, that's a good move. So it sort of
Speaker 7: came back to me to try that because it's one
Speaker 7: awful thing about having really long hairs. It just keeps dripping.
Speaker 1: M hm.
Speaker 3: So then I want to do that, like twirl it
Speaker 3: up and throw a beehive on my head sort of towel,
Speaker 3: Oh you need?
Speaker 1: You know, what you need is a Turby twist, which
Speaker 1: is a special towel that they sew that fits your
Speaker 1: head and only has a little bit of extra towel
Speaker 1: at the.
Speaker 3: Top and that part you twist and then pin it
Speaker 3: back is then then a sensitive way to call it,
Speaker 3: like a turbine towel. Well, Turby twist.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I never thought whoa sorry they do
Speaker 1: they not stop sign.
Speaker 7: Sorry, it's the most poorly designed. Most of these are
Speaker 7: four way steps. But that third one, it'll get you right.
Speaker 1: When you get comfortable with four way stops, it's gonna
Speaker 1: stop being Oh just like this one.
Speaker 3: Same right. Yeah, now we've got the go ahead. We
Speaker 3: could smash right into it ship as if I didn't
Speaker 3: just do the exact same thing. Yeah it is. It's
Speaker 3: a turbine twist. Find out. Let's get on a main
Speaker 3: road that we all recognize. Sure, if you go left,
Speaker 3: this will take you down to Beverley. Nice. Yeah, that's
Speaker 3: one of those classics. That's what I mean. I love
Speaker 3: their center. Something secure, ma'am, I'm.
Speaker 4: Going, Oh, she just couldn't wait.
Speaker 1: It wasn't her turn. No, okay, I'll get you a
Speaker 1: turbute twist, thank you. Even though it's a political aimilar.
Speaker 3: To a Berkie bundle.
Speaker 1: That scarf that just kind of really breezely wraps around
Speaker 1: your head.
Speaker 3: That sounds lovely. I'd wear it.
Speaker 7: I mean, I really feel like no cultures were being
Speaker 7: appropriated with the towel twisted up.
Speaker 1: It's just more difficult, yeah, right, because usually if you're
Speaker 1: using a full sized towel, there's too much towel.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's heavy. Are you ever trying to as a
Speaker 3: kid like? Who? How does everyone make this sook effortless?
Speaker 3: It's just one more thing women are forced to do,
Speaker 3: and it explains their strong necks.
Speaker 2: Do you feel like in drying your hair in that
Speaker 2: way it has pulled the hair, made it straight or
Speaker 2: made it's that why all of a sudden there's a
Speaker 2: part I just can't get past this part in the middle.
Speaker 7: The part comes from I think that I decided to
Speaker 7: headbang a little bit to air dry it some oh
Speaker 7: the twist, like do a towel, then walk around, have
Speaker 7: it drip all over me, be frustrated, head bang it
Speaker 7: out of there a little bit. Yeah, a nice air
Speaker 7: dry and then once that's settled.
Speaker 3: The hair just goes. This is how it was always
Speaker 3: meant to lay on your head.
Speaker 7: It just middle parts, and I went, all right, it
Speaker 7: seems like you've got your own thing going on, so
Speaker 7: I just let it.
Speaker 1: Do you think that you had a klick before, or
Speaker 1: some direction your hair wanted to go and you were
Speaker 1: brushing against it?
Speaker 3: Probably? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, over time I have hair that just grows
Speaker 2: out like a chiapad. But over time I created a
Speaker 2: part on the side just by commanding it with a comb, not.
Speaker 3: Verbally, that would be stay.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that would also help though, can hull it out?
Speaker 7: You know your your cells are all connected in your body.
Speaker 7: You start yelling at them, guys, let's get a part going.
Speaker 3: That's how DNA changes yee.
Speaker 2: This is when earlier when I said he talks about
Speaker 2: cells yelling at he that's right. I was trying to
Speaker 2: explain I was. I tried to compare to the Far
Speaker 2: Side cartoons. How would you explain your comedy, David? Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: Far Side cartoons big, big influence.
Speaker 7: I think I would describe it as boring.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't and I don't think you sought out.
Speaker 2: It's not like you're a big fan of Fire Side
Speaker 2: cartoons and then you're like, let me do this. It's
Speaker 2: later on you're like, yeah, I guess I understand why
Speaker 2: everyone's comparing me to these cartoons.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, right, yeah, that's it.
Speaker 4: Which came first? You were the Far Side cartoon.
Speaker 3: You were Gary Larson. Do you remember that.
Speaker 1: I just realized the less time I saw you, I
Speaker 1: believe was also the last one, one of the last
Speaker 1: times I did stand up at that show.
Speaker 3: That you had remember and the girl did we talk
Speaker 3: about this on this show already? Oh? We didn't. This
Speaker 3: was personal kind of backed me up in that move.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you were, you were completely right, but it was
Speaker 1: I will always back up confrontational meanness when it's appropriate,
Speaker 1: because this girl did a set that made no sense,
Speaker 1: derailed the show was basically a one woman show, yeah,
Speaker 1: and was very about her dead boyfriend.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It was super weird and uncomfortable, and then she just
Speaker 1: left the stage and David got on stage and was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that was nothing like the tape you sent me, and
Speaker 1: then just kind and then when people were like oh
Speaker 1: and getting defensive, he was like, no, sorry, that was
Speaker 1: just really awful.
Speaker 3: And like I didn't sign up for that.
Speaker 1: It was fucking hilarious, And like, is she basically treated
Speaker 1: your show? It was almost like it was she made
Speaker 1: it an open mic when it didn't need to be
Speaker 1: like that because everybody else on the show was awesome.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 7: The thing I kept saying to her is like, if
Speaker 7: you had prepared me and said, hey, I just suffered
Speaker 7: a loss, I'm gonna do this really dark thing that
Speaker 7: did have a kind of interesting through line.
Speaker 3: I would have been okay. With it.
Speaker 7: The tape was not you know, I don't like to
Speaker 7: watch tapes. I just have my friends do the show, right.
Speaker 7: So she was one of the few people that SENTO
Speaker 7: Tate and said I do balloons, so get they all
Speaker 7: those balloons you got. So I was like, oh, her tape,
Speaker 7: that's like her mesmerizing children with balloons.
Speaker 3: And I was like, I want that in the room.
Speaker 1: And then she.
Speaker 3: Shows up it's like, well, death is certainly a part
Speaker 3: of life.
Speaker 7: Yeah, And it was just so depressing and everyone and
Speaker 7: I had she hadn't told me before her set. I'd
Speaker 7: seen her show up and been like, boy, she keeps
Speaker 7: those balloons in a pretty small pocket. She didn't have
Speaker 7: a bag or anything. I had just been like, I
Speaker 7: guess she just pulls them out of a pocket. So
Speaker 7: I did the whole intro like, yeah, you love balloons.
Speaker 3: I love balloons. I'm excited about.
Speaker 1: I completely forgot that element of it that we were
Speaker 1: all expecting a balloon comic.
Speaker 7: I was so excited and I wanted everyone to be
Speaker 7: just as excited as I was. And then the only
Speaker 7: thing she did with the balloon is slowly let it
Speaker 7: deflate until it fell to the floor.
Speaker 3: Yes, and then quietly walked out. That's what I was
Speaker 3: just gonna say.
Speaker 4: I hope she.
Speaker 1: Did it well, and then go hope no more.
Speaker 3: It fucking happened, and it was awful.
Speaker 1: And what I think the reason I was so on
Speaker 1: your side and so kind of irritated was it made
Speaker 1: me think and I could totally be wrong and judging
Speaker 1: this person incorrectly, but it reminded me of people who
Speaker 1: start doing stand up because they're actors and they just
Speaker 1: have no shame, so they'll get on stage and do whatever.
Speaker 1: And it's like, that's fine if you have a if
Speaker 1: you're working on a one loan show, if you have
Speaker 1: a monologue, whatever, time and place, But like, that's not
Speaker 1: a stand up comedy show, and we shouldn't have to
Speaker 1: watch your rehearsal because it clearly wasn't worked out. There
Speaker 1: was there were no light parts. It was like someone
Speaker 1: standing there doing my boyfriend died. Yeah, it was fucking horrifying.
Speaker 1: I wanted to go, hey, guess what, I have my
Speaker 1: own problems. If you're not here, tell me what's funny
Speaker 1: about how your boyfriend died, and give me a little
Speaker 1: relief in my fucking life.
Speaker 3: Then get out of here it is.
Speaker 2: It is very hard to do somebody just died comedy.
Speaker 2: I'm trying. It's not funny, it's not it's you feel
Speaker 2: like that's your way to get through a thing.
Speaker 4: Well, I'll make it easier through my art. But it's
Speaker 4: at the expense of everyone else.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 1: Also, it's the old you know, tragedy plus time, and
Speaker 1: there was clearly a time element that was not there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was the ten minutes she was on State.
Speaker 1: But also I was like that room was so fucking
Speaker 1: hilarious because it was like carpetage.
Speaker 3: It felt like, you're weird. It looks the exact same.
Speaker 3: I still do the show there, and they do you really.
Speaker 7: Yeah, they kept saying that makes me want to do
Speaker 7: You're gonna shut it down and revent, like renovated and
Speaker 7: change it all up, and he would like have me
Speaker 7: do design stuff. Nicol has a great idea and it
Speaker 7: was gonna be kind of cool, loungey and kind of
Speaker 7: a hip, sort of jazzy feel, and then nothing changed
Speaker 7: at all, and so it's become like the aesthetic where
Speaker 7: like if it did change, I would kind of miss it. Yeah, Like, ah,
Speaker 7: I do kind of miss that wood paneling and all
Speaker 7: those trailers I grew up around.
Speaker 3: You're like, hey, are the lights brighter in here? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 3: I brightened up the lights like you asked me to.
Speaker 2: And what's what's the name of that place? The Copper,
Speaker 2: the Copper Still, the Copper Still.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Very like a fun showroom. The space itself is
Speaker 3: very fun.
Speaker 7: When something like that happens there, then it feels all
Speaker 7: the walls resonated and go this this is how this
Speaker 7: room should feel. Yes, because then when you have a
Speaker 7: nice time and a fun time, you're like, oh, in
Speaker 7: spite of this weird esthetic, really fun show it is
Speaker 7: a perfect showroom.
Speaker 3: That's just a big room. Yeah. Well, but it feels
Speaker 3: a little bit like a funeral home.
Speaker 1: So if somebody does a story about their dead boyfriend,
Speaker 1: it's all of a sudden gets real real.
Speaker 3: And the worst.
Speaker 7: Thing about it is that people were laughing as I
Speaker 7: was like kind of tearing into her, and I was
Speaker 7: mostly mad that she didn't prepare me. I was right,
Speaker 7: and you tricked me right, got me all excited about balloons,
Speaker 7: and you've been here all night.
Speaker 3: You were of the first performers. You could have pulled
Speaker 3: me aside.
Speaker 7: And said, hey, I'm not doing the balloons. Yeah, but
Speaker 7: so I was kind of making light of that, and
Speaker 7: then everyone was laughing. And yet still I've felt this
Speaker 7: weird tension afterward where people are like, you shouldn't have
Speaker 7: done that, right, And I was like, but everyone laughed
Speaker 7: and we It definitely brought the room back to like
Speaker 7: a fun place from where she had been.
Speaker 1: I mean, if I had to Devil's Advocate David, I
Speaker 1: would just say her boyfriend had just said so to
Speaker 1: turn even.
Speaker 3: Against myself this on top of her game. Yeah, she
Speaker 3: was making bad decisions for a reason, right.
Speaker 1: I hear your criticism, and when you're promised balloons and
Speaker 1: you don't get them.
Speaker 7: I feel like I was a little kid in the
Speaker 7: back of the room not even hearing what she was saying.
Speaker 3: It wasn't til the next day I was like, I
Speaker 3: think she mentioned someone dying because all those happen I
Speaker 3: was watching. He's like, this seems sad. Where the fuck
Speaker 3: are the balloon? Yeah? Over and over. Yeah.
Speaker 2: A couple of days after my mom died, I kept
Speaker 2: on all the shows that I was booked on, and
Speaker 2: this guy I was about to go up and I
Speaker 2: was in my head in a strange new way angry.
Speaker 2: I think I was very angry after my mom died
Speaker 2: and this guy was just talking at full volume, clearly
Speaker 2: trying to disrupt the show, and I was so mad
Speaker 2: at him, and I asked him to please be quiet.
Speaker 4: I went up to him.
Speaker 2: I'm like, please, you know how loud you're talking. He's like,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, like he was and made me so mad.
Speaker 2: They pretended he didn't understand what I was saying. And
Speaker 2: then he shook. He wanted to shake my hand. He's like,
Speaker 2: thank you. He kept wanting to shake my hand. I'm like,
Speaker 2: I want to shake your hand. He's like, I don't
Speaker 2: here very well. And then I realized he had caring aids.
Speaker 3: We'll turn him up. I know that I'd already gotten mad.
Speaker 3: I wasn't going to give him marrate advice.
Speaker 7: Oh god, it's the worst ever worst wear headphones with
Speaker 7: music like on an airplane.
Speaker 3: This happens all the time.
Speaker 7: And then you practice speaking where you can't hear the
Speaker 7: volume of your voice, yes.
Speaker 3: Where you go. I just think I think I'm doing this.
Speaker 7: But in real life it sounds pretty great and the
Speaker 7: person's like, yeah, okay, I hear you. Whereas if you
Speaker 7: think what if you speak how you think it sounds
Speaker 7: normally they go whoa, whoa.
Speaker 3: So I'm shouting at me.
Speaker 7: Yeah, oh I should know this. This is that guy
Speaker 7: felt like that all the time, but he's in headphones
Speaker 7: all the time, so you think he bring it down.
Speaker 4: I'm like, yeah, that's why I wanted to ask. It's like,
Speaker 4: did you just become hearing impaired?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Are you because this? Yeah? He I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do feel bad on that. I went back.
Speaker 2: He worked at the gas station. I could tell by
Speaker 2: his name tag and it was across the street and
Speaker 2: I went back and said sorry.
Speaker 3: Weeks later and he said I can't hear it.
Speaker 2: He said I can't hear you, and I don't remember
Speaker 2: you and what And then me reminding him, He's like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: you did get mad.
Speaker 4: I shouldn't have even gone yet.
Speaker 3: He just points over his shoulder and a picture of
Speaker 3: your face. Not allowed to do business here, you have
Speaker 3: no checks.
Speaker 4: You're up on my wall of expired licensees.
Speaker 3: It is kind of sweet, the handshake. It sucks.
Speaker 2: It was a situation and the guy kicked me out.
Speaker 2: Really yeah, I was escorted out of the gas station
Speaker 2: because it almost turned into the guy had got in
Speaker 2: my face.
Speaker 3: Wait at the comedy show or at the gas.
Speaker 4: At the comedy show, yeah, later at the gas station.
Speaker 3: It was it was peaceful.
Speaker 2: I was kicked out before I was able to do
Speaker 2: my comedy and it was probably for the best.
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, you should have stayed home that night. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I probably should have. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was trying to get back to normal, you know,
Speaker 2: like after nine to eleven totally.
Speaker 3: You didn't want to forget. I remember, I never forget.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I was trying to long story short, I was
Speaker 7: grieving my mother and then I was kicked out of
Speaker 7: a place to get into a fight with a deaf guy.
Speaker 3: Standard grief stuff, you know, stuff my mom would want
Speaker 3: me to do.
Speaker 2: Oh that Wow, he's going for it. Just a man
Speaker 2: throwing caution to the traffic.
Speaker 3: Just literally running. Everyone's gone insane. Oh and he has
Speaker 3: had phones on too. Yeah, now he stops running. Now
Speaker 3: it's on the safety of the sidewalk. He can relax.
Speaker 3: Now she's dangered everyone's lives.
Speaker 4: David, are you in the midst of a tour?
Speaker 3: I am, Yeah, I am.
Speaker 7: I think this comes out Monday, which will meet which
Speaker 7: will mean I have just been in Watertown South Dakota
Speaker 7: and Denver and taking sales looking real light in Denver.
Speaker 7: So I'm glad I'm recording this prior to getting back
Speaker 7: in quitningcom.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Denver, come on, come and support.
Speaker 7: Wait what business I'm doing the Bug Theater, which, yeah,
Speaker 7: this has already happened. But then this following weekend my
Speaker 7: show we were just talking about happens here in LA
Speaker 7: and then I go all over the place in the
Speaker 7: like the West and like being San Francisco and Sacramento,
Speaker 7: in Portland, Bend, Oregon, Boise, Idaho, and then Minneapolis.
Speaker 3: Is the end of it?
Speaker 4: You're doing the last tour I did.
Speaker 3: I've done this loop a lot. I feel like I'm
Speaker 3: just welcoming these cities. And then people are like, why
Speaker 3: don't you come to the East coast. It would just
Speaker 3: be you and me in the room for you. If
Speaker 3: you can get four friends, I will be there.
Speaker 4: And then you're people go and just go to David Huntsberger.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, ticket links there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, ticket is something we usually do at the end
Speaker 2: of the podcast.
Speaker 3: I like to throw plugs in the middle. Thanks at
Speaker 3: the end. We don't know how to end. Wait now, David,
Speaker 3: do you drive when you do a tour like the
Speaker 3: one you just named. No, I mean in the past.
Speaker 3: I have this one.
Speaker 7: I'm only driving up to San Francisco and Sacramento.
Speaker 3: Oh good, that'll be easier. Yeah, much better.
Speaker 7: This is more like just kind of going on the
Speaker 7: weekends and then flying home.
Speaker 3: Sweet.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's the joint that I know. That's I'd like
Speaker 7: to just do that and even for just like like this,
Speaker 7: like four to six weeks.
Speaker 3: At a time, and then just kind of hang out,
Speaker 3: like not be going all the time. They go to
Speaker 3: the movies during the day and stuff. Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 3: re in it. It's the best you feel like you're
Speaker 3: getting away with something you are.
Speaker 2: When when my mom died, I sold you her car,
Speaker 2: did you ever drive it around and feel like it
Speaker 2: was haunted?
Speaker 3: Well, I've been driving it prior to right. Oh okay, yes,
Speaker 3: of course, so it. I know. I always felt like
Speaker 3: the spirit of like when your mom could still.
Speaker 2: Drive was yes, yeah, yeah, that makes sense. Well I
Speaker 2: forgot when I sold it to you. Okay, yeah, well
Speaker 2: then it wouldn't make sense.
Speaker 1: It would be kind of cool, though, if if you
Speaker 1: drove it around for a while and then suddenly there
Speaker 1: was like cold spots.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and like into that real shit's happening all of
Speaker 3: a sudden, and.
Speaker 4: You had a bumper sticker that says Chris fermangs.
Speaker 3: His mom is my co pilot.
Speaker 7: But I kept calling you trying to get my money back.
Speaker 3: Dude, it's been like two years.
Speaker 7: Listen, it's the seats cold unexpectedly, so I feel.
Speaker 3: Prep by my neck haunted car.
Speaker 4: She's always rattling chains in the passenger seat.
Speaker 3: It's because you there's snow. You have to listen to her.
Speaker 3: She's warning you it's two wheel drive.
Speaker 2: You're going through a lot of mountain areas. What did
Speaker 2: you study when you went to school in Reno?
Speaker 7: Right? I went to high school there and then I
Speaker 7: went to college in Colorado.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah for Collins. I mean yeah, see, I
Speaker 3: you know, I just.
Speaker 1: Forget Harles Reno growing up to grow up in It's
Speaker 1: probably just how you think it would be.
Speaker 3: I know you will defend Reno. I love it. I
Speaker 3: mean it's it's a high desert. It's a college town.
Speaker 7: And when I was a kid, it was real dark
Speaker 7: downtown and I remember my mom being like, you look
Speaker 7: over there, they are those women are prostitutes And just
Speaker 7: like you just.
Speaker 3: Your mom is the ultimate tour guide. And if you
Speaker 3: went to your right, my.
Speaker 4: Mom knows well all the Hulers.
Speaker 7: She had a real map in her mind getting into
Speaker 7: some good hoods.
Speaker 3: And then we'd love pronounced it yeah, old fashioned. Yeah.
Speaker 7: She she was raising in the rough streets and she
Speaker 7: would uh. But they put in this like ice skating rink.
Speaker 7: And now there's a part of town below the downtown
Speaker 7: they've just adopted from cool cities they call Midtown, which
Speaker 7: those of us grew up there, Like, I come on Midtown,
Speaker 7: South Virginia, but like I like that that it does
Speaker 7: have something now ooh, wood fired pizza next to a
Speaker 7: little microbrewery, reno looking like.
Speaker 3: A real city.
Speaker 7: I was a kid, it was like any place you
Speaker 7: went in specifically, like you know, seven elevens things that
Speaker 7: now you just can't really wrap your mind around the atmosphere.
Speaker 7: You'd walk into any store and it would just be
Speaker 7: because you know, slot machines everywhere. Yeah, always a very
Speaker 7: elderly person with a long cigarette just slouched over, never leaving, Yeah,
Speaker 7: just wasting their life there.
Speaker 3: And that for a kid to see that all the time,
Speaker 3: it's weird to get anywhere else and be like, where's
Speaker 3: the old lady on the stool? This is seven eleven? Right?
Speaker 3: Why isn't anyone smoking in this bank?
Speaker 7: Probably quiet in here is a quiznos, no bells.
Speaker 3: You're not excited to see me.
Speaker 7: I expect a sandwich, and I'd love it to taste
Speaker 7: like cigarettes.
Speaker 3: Uh did you? Were you ever lucky in gambling? Yeah?
Speaker 7: So my physics teacher in high school, this is the
Speaker 7: best Jim Izolo. God bless you if you're out there, buddy.
Speaker 7: I love him.
Speaker 3: Is the reason he loves signs so much.
Speaker 7: It is yeah, yeah, all of my Like my calculus
Speaker 7: teacher had like a very dangerous mind sort of impression
Speaker 7: on me.
Speaker 3: I was just did he sit backwards in a chair
Speaker 3: a lot?
Speaker 7: He slid it across the room, Yes, spun it and
Speaker 7: then double arm lapped, like put his chin on his arms.
Speaker 3: What's going on, buddy? And then he turned his baseball
Speaker 3: cap around backwards.
Speaker 7: He said, real talk before it was cool, just I'm
Speaker 7: just gonna rap with you here for a bit. And
Speaker 7: I was like, oh man, I'll wrap with you. And
Speaker 7: he was like, you've just been kind of like playing
Speaker 7: on your calculator.
Speaker 2: Remember the t I eighty threes or boug.
Speaker 3: And snake boy. I could get that snake big.
Speaker 7: And it's an anxiety inducing game.
Speaker 3: You get right into those corners, you're gonna make it
Speaker 3: turn and you.
Speaker 7: Get the pellet and off you go, and don'ts on
Speaker 7: the calculator.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, like nibblers. Ever played the arcade game, nibbler?
Speaker 3: I know? Okay, So what it is like four bit graphics.
Speaker 7: You just go straight along and there'll be like a
Speaker 7: little dot out and then so you go and you
Speaker 7: eat the dot, which makes the tail end of your
Speaker 7: line grow by two.
Speaker 3: Pixels, let's say.
Speaker 7: Okay, and then so now the space is taken up
Speaker 7: more by your long ass tail. So you go down
Speaker 7: and you see another pic a little pellet appear in
Speaker 7: the top left. So then you like make a turn,
Speaker 7: but you don't go right for it. You really try
Speaker 7: to let that tail catch up with you. Then you
Speaker 7: go straight for We'll make a right turn. Now your
Speaker 7: head toward that pellet. Your tail's not even near you,
Speaker 7: but as the tail keeps getting longer, you run into it.
Speaker 2: Oh, your own tail, your own tail, the old palan
Speaker 2: drol Yeah, the old snake head eating ahead on the
Speaker 2: opposite side.
Speaker 7: So then I would have this great snake eating ahead
Speaker 7: on the opposite On.
Speaker 3: The opposite side, it was that old classic chest you know,
Speaker 3: the saying I'm not going to pretend I came up with.
Speaker 7: It was very apropos to this story, because yes, I
Speaker 7: was doing that that my calculus teacher would.
Speaker 3: He came over one day and was like, oh, wipe
Speaker 3: your first few quizzes off the board, if you just try,
Speaker 3: give me two weeks of trying, and then I didn't.
Speaker 3: I did. I did great.
Speaker 7: I really ended up liking calculus because he just was
Speaker 7: like everyone had told me going into it, Oh you're.
Speaker 3: Doing calculus, man, good luck. So all the adults just
Speaker 3: talk me out of trying.
Speaker 7: I was like, all these people that I look up
Speaker 7: to are like, I have no idea how we were
Speaker 7: just talking about that before you got.
Speaker 3: Really Yeah, yeah, guys, I'm telling you cells. Cells, but
Speaker 3: one has a pair of glasses on. They were kind
Speaker 3: of cat shape, so you know that's the girl. One.
Speaker 2: These cells are watching a little cell TV in their
Speaker 2: cell living room.
Speaker 3: No one's got a cellular be I've heard you cells. Yeah.
Speaker 2: The fact that you were in calculus, I remember getting
Speaker 2: myself out of pre calculus, and I so good for you.
Speaker 3: Thanks by getting yourself out. Do you mean failing?
Speaker 2: I did it in the most classic wherever based on
Speaker 2: grades and guess me to leave.
Speaker 7: What a summer the standard metrics by which failure and
Speaker 7: success are determined. I was on the failing side that
Speaker 7: I'm a punk rocker. So Jim Iizola was great because
Speaker 7: he had been kicked out of everywhere. He came to
Speaker 7: us from Alaska and his previous school district. I think
Speaker 7: it's from like Long Island originally just kind of one
Speaker 7: of these guys.
Speaker 3: But Jean's T shirt just kind of a way you
Speaker 3: should be.
Speaker 7: A physics teacher, all right, over your books up, alright,
Speaker 7: this is let's talk about vision.
Speaker 3: You heard the nuclear stuff right, all right? So he
Speaker 3: just started launching into it. He's my favorite person of all.
Speaker 3: He's the best dude, and he goes.
Speaker 7: He was the first person that was ever like as
Speaker 7: a teacher, very open with us about like, if you
Speaker 7: don't want to be here, don't come.
Speaker 3: I barely take role. I don't care if you're not.
Speaker 3: He got some of his classic real.
Speaker 7: It was real, that is real. It was great, And
Speaker 7: there would be days where like after lunch. I'd be like,
Speaker 7: you know what, I just don't feel like it. And
Speaker 7: I'd come in the next day and he'd be like
Speaker 7: where were you, and I go, I just wanted.
Speaker 8: To kind of walk around like all right, well here
Speaker 8: we get missed, and then like I'd catch us up
Speaker 8: and he go, if you guys, really, you know, work
Speaker 8: hard for like three weeks in a row, the last
Speaker 8: friday of this month, I'll teach you guys how to
Speaker 8: cut cards or account cards.
Speaker 7: Yes, yes, this guy fucking rule the most amazing incentive
Speaker 7: kids could ever get.
Speaker 3: And then even tell us stories.
Speaker 7: He was like, I try to go to Lake Tahoe
Speaker 7: to gambler at Harvey's. But you know, casinos don't just
Speaker 7: kick you out of one. They get the word around
Speaker 7: there your.
Speaker 3: Face goes up.
Speaker 7: And this is pre like facial recognition software. They had
Speaker 7: to put a picture of you, like the deaf guy
Speaker 7: in the gas station, so that if you walked into
Speaker 7: a casino, they'd come down, just tap you on the
Speaker 7: shoulder and be like, hey, the person that works up
Speaker 7: in like the bank of screens saw your face, recognize you,
Speaker 7: and you gotta go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just a silhouetted guy smoking a cigar patting.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and every casino when he'd only been there a
Speaker 7: few months and he'd already gotten kicked out of all
Speaker 7: the casino And that.
Speaker 3: Must mean he made a ton of money. I think so.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but he's still I think he might have also
Speaker 7: had an additional gambling problem because he's still teaching at
Speaker 7: a public school and he he just I think after
Speaker 7: that year, is maybe there one or two more he
Speaker 7: went elsewhere. He was just always like moving around, and
Speaker 7: I want to feel like the Alaska thing was him
Speaker 7: getting away from it. Can't gamble it here, yeah, and
Speaker 7: then missed it. Comes to Reno, so he teaches us
Speaker 7: how to count cards. Every single one of us passes
Speaker 7: the AP exam. Yeah, it's like the first time in
Speaker 7: school history something like that has happened because we're all
Speaker 7: just so engrossed, like whatever I got to do to
Speaker 7: learn how to count cards?
Speaker 3: Oh wow, it's let's like stand and deliver it totally. Was.
Speaker 7: It absolutely impacted me and I remember it and I
Speaker 7: would go to the casinos, like nineteen twenty years old,
Speaker 7: and I would just sit down and nurse a bud
Speaker 7: light for hours and just count cards and always walk
Speaker 7: out with like eh.
Speaker 3: One hundred. Well the most I ever made was three hundred. Well,
Speaker 3: pretty great know that you were.
Speaker 4: I didn't know you were into gambling at all.
Speaker 2: You're not like a person that enjoys Vegas, right, No, No,
Speaker 2: I didn't think so.
Speaker 3: Yeah, going up around Reno, there's such a stigma. You see.
Speaker 3: So many people just become that old lady on the stool. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they're like, I don't think this. It's like when Bart
Speaker 3: and the guys go in and the Simpsons and they
Speaker 3: have the fake ID. They go into Mow's.
Speaker 7: They're like round of beers and then they look over
Speaker 7: and all the old bar regulars are apart.
Speaker 3: I'm just so disgusted, like, yeah, let's go outside.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's kind of Reno's gambling scene in a nutshell.
Speaker 3: I feel like that makes sense.
Speaker 1: It's like when I lived in San Francisco, it's we
Speaker 1: would never go to Fisherman's Wharf, just like everything's really expense,
Speaker 1: there's no point. Yeah, it's not actually fun and you
Speaker 1: just lose money.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And my sister wanted to go.
Speaker 2: She was visiting, and we had a great time, but
Speaker 2: she wanted to go to Hollywood Boulevard And I'm like
Speaker 2: I gave her all the warnings.
Speaker 4: It's been a smell like pee. It's a tourist attraction.
Speaker 2: The store we are going to to get memorabilia is
Speaker 2: just that it's a it's going to be hard to park,
Speaker 2: and it all came true.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you will definitely see a legless homeless man
Speaker 1: polishing the stars on Hollywood Boulevard, which to me is
Speaker 1: like all of Hollywood in a nutshell.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just very disturbing.
Speaker 1: And yet it's just someone going, look, if we're all here,
Speaker 1: I'm going to make some money too, you know.
Speaker 4: And I'm closer to the ground than you guys.
Speaker 3: I'm willing to do it. Wow. Tough. It is hard.
Speaker 2: It is hard to go to the place that a
Speaker 2: town is known for because anyone that lives there is
Speaker 2: not going to go to that place.
Speaker 3: No, it's just I used to live right above Hollywood
Speaker 3: Boulevard and when I would I would walk down.
Speaker 1: This was after I had seizure, so I couldn't drive
Speaker 1: for three years, so I'd have to walk to.
Speaker 3: Get like yeah, just three wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they suspend your license until you can prove that
Speaker 1: your medicine controls seizure.
Speaker 2: But yeah, you should punish people with the secondess that
Speaker 2: sounds about right.
Speaker 3: Three years is the longest time.
Speaker 1: But so I'd have to walk down to get like
Speaker 1: the basics and the ship I saw in Hollywood Boulevard.
Speaker 1: It was just like the most nuts every day, the crazy.
Speaker 1: I got pickpocketed one day and I didn't know until
Speaker 1: I got home.
Speaker 3: Was this in the twenties.
Speaker 2: Really, It wasn't the classic where they're like, oh, pardon me,
Speaker 2: ma'am and they bumped you.
Speaker 3: She didn't bump me.
Speaker 1: She walked up and went, oh, hi there and like
Speaker 1: kind of got in my face over friendly. So I
Speaker 1: was just like kind of befuddled, and she was a
Speaker 1: little bit older.
Speaker 3: And kind of like this. You know.
Speaker 1: It was a weird moment where I was turning on
Speaker 1: what she was doing was I think she was on
Speaker 1: my left side and the money was in my right pocket.
Speaker 1: It was probably sticking out a little bit, so she
Speaker 1: was just doing this over here while she took it
Speaker 1: out of my boocket.
Speaker 3: There was a bad eh, you know, good nicks. I
Speaker 3: have seizures. There's so much that I put myself through.
Speaker 2: We're in Vegas for some festival that I was with
Speaker 2: Kyle Kanane and they have escalators outside that go over
Speaker 2: this I think the main drag there, and this woman
Speaker 2: came up and she was I think a lady of
Speaker 2: the night, and she jumped over she was going down
Speaker 2: and jumped over and gone on our side and walked
Speaker 2: up to me and started hugging me. And I was like,
Speaker 2: I don't know why. I wanted to be polite, but
Speaker 2: I was scared of her. I'm like, oh, that's okay,
Speaker 2: thank you very much.
Speaker 3: And then we.
Speaker 2: Walked a block and I realized my wallet was gone,
Speaker 2: so I ran up there and saw her at the
Speaker 2: end of the walkway looking through my wallet. Who I
Speaker 2: was like, you, come on, you can't take my wallet.
Speaker 2: She's like, you drop this, here you go, and she
Speaker 2: ran over and gave it to me. Thank you for
Speaker 2: giving me my wallet, and she hugged me, and then she.
Speaker 4: Was kind of sad.
Speaker 3: A lot of my stories, don't you hugged you?
Speaker 1: And then your social Security card was gone, and then
Speaker 1: she grabbed my other wallet.
Speaker 3: My traveler's wallet.
Speaker 2: Call me two wallet fairbanks for nothing, although there's no
Speaker 2: reason to be carrying them.
Speaker 3: And I did they called you two wallet fairbanks? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: two fairbanks. Wallet?
Speaker 7: Actually up walkway thing in Vegas is a good advertisement
Speaker 7: for Reno because everyone you talk to they goes, oh Reno,
Speaker 7: Oh I've heard bad things. Oh we stayed a night
Speaker 7: as we were passing through. You gotta feel it out.
Speaker 7: You got to go be around it a little bit,
Speaker 7: or have something to do beyond just staying one of
Speaker 7: the horrible casinos.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Is there like a really good local person's restaurant that
Speaker 1: other people wouldn't know about or something like that?
Speaker 3: I mean the rap Scallion there is pretty good. That's
Speaker 3: a good name. Yeah, that was.
Speaker 7: That was one of like I got good grades. I'd
Speaker 7: get to go to the rap Scallions.
Speaker 3: And what is it?
Speaker 1: I picture immediately some kind of rap Scaler style Germanic
Speaker 1: heavy skillets.
Speaker 3: Type of stuff. Could you get things in?
Speaker 7: Scale has had a lot of seafood in a landlocked state,
Speaker 7: but it's very close to San Francisco and stuff, right,
Speaker 7: I remember it being pretty good, uh garlicky, kind of
Speaker 7: like smoky, Yeah, a lot of suff you're talking about
Speaker 7: like a skillet kind of feel, but also kind.
Speaker 3: Of a steamy seafoody vibe in there too. Nice, Oh,
Speaker 3: steamy seafood, steamy seafood.
Speaker 1: Ye what was your fancy meal as a child, if
Speaker 1: it was like you got good grades, so you get
Speaker 1: to get whatever you want.
Speaker 7: Oh man, I'd go to the Really I wanted to
Speaker 7: go to this Mexican restaurant called La Pinnata.
Speaker 3: Oh and that went away. Unfortunately. It was the best.
Speaker 7: It was phenomenal. I just wanted to go get like
Speaker 7: a rino and a couple of chicken tacos there. It
Speaker 7: was insanely good. And my dad kind of knew one
Speaker 7: of the cooks, so he'd come out and just the smiliest,
Speaker 7: little five foot one ish guy, and we just didn't
Speaker 7: speak the greatest English, but my dad always felt like
Speaker 7: we were good pals. So we'd be like, hey, man,
Speaker 7: we'd always did the same thing. We'd see him. We'd
Speaker 7: go there maybe two or three times a year, and
Speaker 7: then every four years we'd ask, hey, is Jakad here,
Speaker 7: and then they'd bring him out and we'd go the
Speaker 7: tacos are great?
Speaker 3: Did you go all right?
Speaker 7: Maybe all smiley, and then we'd kind of run out
Speaker 7: of stuff to say, nothing else to catch.
Speaker 3: Up on, but you were giving your respects. Yeah, the
Speaker 3: shot and I.
Speaker 7: Felt kind of cool. Maybe that was the first time
Speaker 7: of like feeling. I think when people come to a
Speaker 7: comedy show they're like, I know one of the comics.
Speaker 7: I think it was that sort of same thing, that vibe. Yeah,
Speaker 7: I know the guy that rolled up this taco, you guys.
Speaker 3: He's a real artist.
Speaker 4: Did they have pinata there?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Yeah, they didn't sell him though, as far as I know,
Speaker 7: they just adorned the place. Yes, they're a decoration, but
Speaker 7: really wonderful looking pinnatas.
Speaker 3: I don't know why it went out of business. It
Speaker 3: was so great. But oh.
Speaker 7: The reason Reno is great compared to Vegas is like
Speaker 7: it winds you around like an amusement park, and you
Speaker 7: can't just see a casino, like, let's walk over there.
Speaker 7: You got to take the escalator, the walkway, you gotta
Speaker 7: walk two blocks up and cross and come back.
Speaker 3: Reno.
Speaker 7: You can have open containers and just walk right across
Speaker 7: the street. It's just wonderful.
Speaker 3: That's the best there was. Yeah, there was.
Speaker 2: I lived in Trucky for a winner, which is just
Speaker 2: where people go to run away from their problems or
Speaker 2: or snowboard.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I think there was a prison thereby.
Speaker 2: Those people would go there too when they got off and.
Speaker 3: Like it was a long shift. Yeah, yeah, at the prison.
Speaker 2: Finally that's ten years and I'm punching out and well, yeah,
Speaker 2: one night we went to some dance club and I'd
Speaker 2: never been to a dance club. It was already in
Speaker 2: my mid twenties and I'd never been to like a dancing.
Speaker 3: Club, so much so that I called them.
Speaker 4: Dancing But it was imber.
Speaker 2: I had the best time ever just at the club
Speaker 2: or in Trucky, in that club in Reno.
Speaker 3: That was about Yeah, what was it called? Do you remember? Oh,
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I do not know.
Speaker 3: The Reno dance Materia.
Speaker 2: It was Reno Cafeteria. It was not even a dance club.
Speaker 2: People were eating and I was being disruptive.
Speaker 3: When you were talking about living above Hollywood Boulevard.
Speaker 7: I the other day saw someone on Hollywood Boulevard lugging
Speaker 7: two suitcases. They could have been an airbnber, But in
Speaker 7: my mind there are always someone from Iowa that's like.
Speaker 3: I'm doing it.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and did you move to Hollywood Boulevard? Like I
Speaker 7: got to get in the mix.
Speaker 3: I'm here. It was their carry on and their personal item.
Speaker 7: They were too giant suitcases. Yeah, checked luggage, Like I'm
Speaker 7: moving here Oh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's hard. It's a heartbreaker.
Speaker 2: It is when it's like, that's the luggage you moved
Speaker 2: here and you still haven't had a place to unpack.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, something went terribly wrong, like, oh, I sent them
Speaker 1: the money to get my apartment and then showed up
Speaker 1: and there was no there There there was something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Or you just picked up the old crack pipe
Speaker 2: right away.
Speaker 1: You started smoking crack on the bus on the way
Speaker 1: out to Los Angeles, so you arrived on crack.
Speaker 7: Yes, in hindsight, my big mistake tedd crack too early.
Speaker 7: I can't come with a clear head. I moved in
Speaker 7: and then get into my crack like I love. Yeah,
Speaker 7: I think i'd be doing finding right. It's the only
Speaker 7: drug where you do it once and it kind of
Speaker 7: dictates the rest of your life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it dictates where you walk on Hollywood Boulevard and how.
Speaker 4: That's why I stay away from the stuff that's good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the only reason I don't.
Speaker 1: Want to be one of the suitcase hobos on Hollywood Boulevard.
Speaker 2: Yeah, otherwise I'd be smooping crack all day just for
Speaker 2: the effect it would have on my teeth and wrinkles.
Speaker 2: Social life Yeah, there's good ways to meet people. I
Speaker 2: know right away you and I have something in common.
Speaker 2: It's abandoned hotel rooms. Pass that over. I don't know
Speaker 2: if you noticed. First of I was going to say
Speaker 2: the crack community is very tight knit. Yeah, you meet
Speaker 2: a couple of crack friends, they are, but they're sharing
Speaker 2: pictures of their kids.
Speaker 3: It's only my leg in a community. I mean, it's not.
Speaker 3: They're lifelong friends.
Speaker 4: The world of crack is just like high school.
Speaker 3: But he always said.
Speaker 7: That, Yeah, it's a minimum twenty year engagement.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, he's feeling it. He's feeling it. He's feeling it.
Speaker 2: He is a Jesus Saves cross and he's doing the
Speaker 2: same dance move over he was just it looked like
Speaker 2: a boomerang of someone dancing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just back and forth or the Peanuts gang.
Speaker 7: Sure, he's the same guy that he's. Oh yep, there's
Speaker 7: this van. I should have point it out quicker. Oh,
Speaker 7: so many bumper stickers. And then he'll drive along and
Speaker 7: just hold a little wooden cross out the driver's side
Speaker 7: window and go nine miles an hour.
Speaker 3: So that everyone's blessing the city something.
Speaker 7: But also infuriating everyone, like this is an interesting religion.
Speaker 3: I wish this guy pick it up a little. You
Speaker 3: know what, fuck this guy server fucking man, his God.
Speaker 2: It's probably yeah, it's having the opposite effect of what
Speaker 2: is he the one that.
Speaker 4: Shoots it off through speakers scripture?
Speaker 3: He I don't think he's a speaker guy.
Speaker 7: There is a speaker guy that comes down and just
Speaker 7: amplified blasts it and doesn't have the greatest English, and
Speaker 7: the and the amplification really muffles it, so it just.
Speaker 3: Sounds like screaming. I'm like, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7: Just and it might be gibberish. I don't think anyone's
Speaker 7: ever discerned one word from it. I go, I figure,
Speaker 7: I heard of Jesus in there. There's not a single
Speaker 7: word that's out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's one.
Speaker 4: There was a guy in Missoula that would yell.
Speaker 3: He was called Red. He was the street preacher.
Speaker 2: He was famously I think he'd lost his wife or something,
Speaker 2: and from then on stood on the corner and yelled
Speaker 2: about but no one understood what he was saying. He'd
Speaker 2: just go, burn, burn, and then you stop and go
Speaker 2: how are you today?
Speaker 4: Red?
Speaker 3: And he's like, I'm good, things are good. It's a
Speaker 3: beautiful day. You kids out, skateboard, cap flip now, and
Speaker 3: then you go back burn harmedy burn.
Speaker 4: It's like you're conversationally. You're pretty easy to talk to.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he gets it all out in the yelling.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's amazing. He should he should have tried
Speaker 2: just speaking on the corner. I think he would have
Speaker 2: gotten through to more people.
Speaker 3: I feel like though, that.
Speaker 1: It's just a very especially in this day and age,
Speaker 1: it's a it's a tough way to access religion by
Speaker 1: having someone yell it at you on the sidewalk.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it only works me a couple times. I mean,
Speaker 3: does do you think it works?
Speaker 1: Do you think there are people going by that are
Speaker 1: finally like, you know what, Hold on a second.
Speaker 3: I like what you're I like the kind of your jib.
Speaker 2: I think they're just banking on finding that one person
Speaker 2: that is at the end of the road. They're at
Speaker 2: the end of the line or whatever, and they need something. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like today's the day I feel very empty. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: then they're like, that guy's out there somewhere.
Speaker 3: I'd just love to stop in and just try it.
Speaker 3: Just what is this? You just haven't give me the
Speaker 3: host being of whoa what? Oh cool?
Speaker 7: Whoa, and then walk away with a pamphlet like I
Speaker 7: will see you this weekend.
Speaker 3: That would make them feel good at least. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: feel like they're disrupting my day and therefore I don't
Speaker 3: care for them. Yeah, yeah, why do they have to
Speaker 3: feel good? They started it right, they started it. Have
Speaker 3: you guys been visited by Jehovah's witnesses in a while?
Speaker 3: Not for a while? No, Oh man. They have a
Speaker 3: new technique they use, which is, and this has happened.
Speaker 2: Is a peaking through the window and saying that I'm
Speaker 2: hiding on the floor.
Speaker 4: That's probably gonna work.
Speaker 7: Our two are a woman who's extraordinarily smiley and has
Speaker 7: like a cherubic face.
Speaker 3: She looks so like pleasant.
Speaker 7: The woman behind her has been three different women, but
Speaker 7: it's always she's elderly, poor posture, and she never squares
Speaker 7: up on you, so she's just kind of sideways looking
Speaker 7: over her shoulder, always incomprehensible teeth.
Speaker 3: Those are human teeth.
Speaker 2: They've repeatedly come to your door, yes, with this move,
Speaker 2: and it's always the cherabic woman with a different version
Speaker 2: of old over the.
Speaker 3: Shoulder lady with unfathomable teeth.
Speaker 7: Waiteth, yes, all three of them have is just luck
Speaker 7: or bad luck.
Speaker 3: But she's picking up.
Speaker 7: She knows the psychology of like someone's going to open
Speaker 7: the door and be like, what's this all about.
Speaker 1: She waits outside the dentist's office. She prays upon the
Speaker 1: people with the worst teeth, here's me answer that.
Speaker 3: Never says a peep.
Speaker 7: She just smiles, and the Chermak lady would look over
Speaker 7: her shoulder and they're like, right, and she'll just kind
Speaker 7: of smile.
Speaker 3: Show him up right, Cheryl. It give it to him, Cheryl, Cheryl.
Speaker 7: So they came and then Emily Rose was like, oh
Speaker 7: not today, I'm in a hurry. They took that as
Speaker 7: your girlfriend was really interested, and I go, I assure
Speaker 7: you she's not.
Speaker 3: She's just too polite.
Speaker 7: So until they see her yell at their face or
Speaker 7: say no, they're gonna just always come back. And it's
Speaker 7: always me and so I have to, I think, pretend
Speaker 7: that she has been killed, and then they'll finally leave
Speaker 7: because they're not believing me. And one time I was
Speaker 7: kind of rough with them. I was like, this is
Speaker 7: what starts all the wars. You think your religion has
Speaker 7: to be put on everywhere else. Yeah, I really like that.
Speaker 3: By the way, trying to t boneous what they do
Speaker 3: when you yelled at him, just keeps her smiling face.
Speaker 7: Oh oh, so you think that maybe one of the
Speaker 7: religions is inaccurate and therefore you No, I think they
Speaker 7: all benefit people. But you don't have to share it.
Speaker 7: That person over there thinks they got it. You think
Speaker 7: you got it. Eventually, you're going to try to get
Speaker 7: new candidates and it's gonna be a turmoil between you
Speaker 7: and she's okay, So well, that's an interesting thing.
Speaker 3: Is Jesus actually preaches And I'm like, I don't care.
Speaker 3: I don't want to doing this to me.
Speaker 2: I'm amazed that you engage with them. You should try
Speaker 2: and do them what I do. Like I said, just hide.
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 3: When in my old house there would be people.
Speaker 1: It wouldn't always be Jovah's witnesses, but sometimes the would
Speaker 1: just be people from a church, and I just I
Speaker 1: would open the door with the look on my face
Speaker 1: like oh no, like, oh no, don't do it to me.
Speaker 1: You know, I don't want to know this from you,
Speaker 1: Like look at the look on my face, Look at
Speaker 1: I'm telling you look at my world weary expression.
Speaker 3: I've seen it all.
Speaker 7: Look at my satanic tATu tATu.
Speaker 3: It's from the fine gentlemen. I say, tatoo, do you
Speaker 3: have a tattoo? I didn't think so.
Speaker 7: I think I was gonna say face tattoo ahead, the
Speaker 7: face tattoo of a toetoo him.
Speaker 2: I'm just worried that they will influence me. I think
Speaker 2: that's part of my I'm not as strong willed. I
Speaker 2: bought carpet cleaner once when I had a place that
Speaker 2: was all wood floors. I just felt bad for the
Speaker 2: guy and I bought this concentrated squeezed bottle of carpet cleaner.
Speaker 2: And I could have just said, look, I don't have
Speaker 2: any carpets, and he was like, well it works on
Speaker 2: drapes too, I don't.
Speaker 3: Have those either.
Speaker 2: Just let me buy the thing. And that's when I knew.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I just can't answer the door.
Speaker 3: I do not say no. It's what they expect.
Speaker 1: Also, sometimes there was a guy that I answered the
Speaker 1: door once and he was trying to sell some I'm
Speaker 1: super involved. I'm sure it was like subscriptions to things
Speaker 1: or whatever, and I was just like, nah too.
Speaker 3: The magazines.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it gets they get you because it's like a
Speaker 1: three year subscription for ninety dollars or whatever, where I'm like,
Speaker 1: what have I just done? So But this one guy
Speaker 1: was giving me the pitch and it was like to
Speaker 1: benefit the inner city whatever, right, And I was like, sorry,
Speaker 1: I don't. I mean, I was broke at the time.
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't have any money. And then
Speaker 1: he was like, well, it's better I'm knocking at your
Speaker 1: front door than coming over your back fence.
Speaker 3: And I go, I go, yeah, that's I go. That's
Speaker 3: not the way to do it. That's not the way
Speaker 3: to do it.
Speaker 1: I sold yes because I was like, first of all,
Speaker 1: good luck coming over my back fence.
Speaker 3: It's quite high, but it Secondly.
Speaker 1: Don't fuck you threaten me, like you know, now I
Speaker 1: get to shut the door. You said exactly the wrong thing.
Speaker 2: The time I agreed to three or four magazines, he
Speaker 2: just said, listen, all you have to do is call
Speaker 2: these magazines and cancel. But I'll still on paper. It
Speaker 2: shows that I've done the sale. I get what I want.
Speaker 2: And I did do that and it worked out.
Speaker 3: It didn't work, and he didn't.
Speaker 7: It wasn't a trick no, I thought the thing you're
Speaker 7: both describing I had and I was staying with a friend.
Speaker 7: I had the same situation as you, Karen, no money,
Speaker 7: and yet the guy was just so compelling.
Speaker 3: It's so sweet.
Speaker 7: He's really laying it on. And I was like, man,
Speaker 7: I at least have a little more going on than
Speaker 7: this guy. So I turned around to like, go get
Speaker 7: my check book, and my friend who I was saying
Speaker 7: was showed up in this what are you doing?
Speaker 3: I don't getting my check book? And he just looks
Speaker 3: like and goes he has no money. Shut yeah. Sometimes there.
Speaker 1: I think I've told this story before, but I was
Speaker 1: working in an office building one time, and all of
Speaker 1: a sudden there was a guy in my office selling
Speaker 1: me a coupon pack for different spas around Los Angeles,
Speaker 1: and he was like, to do.
Speaker 3: It was the weirdest thing he was like.
Speaker 1: It was like, all of a sudden, he was squatting
Speaker 1: next to my desk and he's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: so you know that thing, and like, you know what,
Speaker 1: I have the thing where if people talk to me
Speaker 1: as if they already know me, I will do it
Speaker 1: back just because I match energy.
Speaker 3: Like it's a weird codependent that that's why they're doing it. Yes, exactly.
Speaker 1: So he in truly, in like five minutes, convinced me
Speaker 1: to buy a coupon pack of like SPA sales things.
Speaker 1: This was like before group on or whatever. And I
Speaker 1: was like, uh okay, and then wrote him a check.
Speaker 1: He walked away, and then I turned and picked up
Speaker 1: the phone and called my bank and canceled the check.
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know what just happened, but
Speaker 1: I just wrote someone a check, Like I just got
Speaker 1: bamboozled in the most literal way.
Speaker 7: You know, in scientology that matching like emotional energy.
Speaker 3: Is a big part.
Speaker 7: I just interviewed a guy for my podcast that formerly
Speaker 7: was a scientologist, and he was saying, like, when you
Speaker 7: drive by the Celebrity Center and you see them like
Speaker 7: walking along with people with clipboards and it looks like
Speaker 7: they're taking a survey. Yeah, they don't care about what
Speaker 7: the answers are. They'll they'll like mark it down, Oh okay.
Speaker 7: But what they're doing is if you're like I don't
Speaker 7: give a shit, get out of my face. They're learning
Speaker 7: where you're at. You're a one there, so they don't
Speaker 7: want to come into the nine like, well what I'm having,
Speaker 7: They'll come in.
Speaker 3: A little lower. I'm like, oh, yeah, I get it.
Speaker 7: You don't want to so they're trying to just keep
Speaker 7: pulling you up. And that's what that person did to you,
Speaker 7: get on your level and they know you, yeah, match
Speaker 7: your emotional energy to a point where they keep bringing
Speaker 7: you up.
Speaker 3: We're by the end you're like, yeah, okay, yeah, I
Speaker 3: don't know how you get there.
Speaker 1: You're like, oh, suddenly you're kind of like, oh, this
Speaker 1: is kind of my funny friend.
Speaker 3: Yeah, who I want.
Speaker 1: To make money and keep just it's the weirdest feeling
Speaker 1: to get to have that happen to you and then
Speaker 1: like one minute later, snap out of it and be like,
Speaker 1: I don't I don't want spot coupons.
Speaker 3: I've never heard of any of these businesses.
Speaker 1: I'm sure they're all weird foot massage places that I
Speaker 1: would never go to.
Speaker 3: So crazy.
Speaker 2: I do sometimes wonder what I always think of where
Speaker 2: my career or life would be if I had certain
Speaker 2: decisions were made, And I always wonder if I did
Speaker 2: become a scientific just if my comedy career would be
Speaker 2: better right now?
Speaker 3: Would you be back of comedy? Probably?
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's just go ahead, and no, I would just
Speaker 4: be in debt earlier.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean you'd definitely be a smoker, because that's
Speaker 1: a big thing that really Yeah, they all smoke. Oh wow,
Speaker 1: And I think like smoking with celebrities is like the
Speaker 1: big is the big offer?
Speaker 3: Really? Yeah, that's amazing. Now I'm kind of more into it, right, Yeah,
Speaker 3: cigarettes are cool. I know, does that Meg Ryan smoke?
Speaker 4: Hey, one of them, one of my misty slims.
Speaker 7: They find Weasley your way into like a gathering of
Speaker 7: relatively famous people and just go one by one up
Speaker 7: and like, hey, you want to go smoke?
Speaker 3: Just worked out for you? I bet it would. I
Speaker 3: bet it would work for a lot of actors. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I think you'd have a relatively high success rate. And
Speaker 3: who are you? I am your friend? Sell you some
Speaker 3: spa coupon one other person that still smokes.
Speaker 2: And the damage that the smoking does your vocal cards
Speaker 2: really sounds good? Yeah, that's strucually if you're doing any
Speaker 2: voiceover work, that's right.
Speaker 3: Oh that guy's is he? What's he doing? Just keeps happening.
Speaker 2: He's just waving, waving, doing impossible impossible.
Speaker 3: You mean, drive unto the other side of the road.
Speaker 3: What are you doing this? Is I wish I could
Speaker 3: say his dead. Okay, no, it's not. He wants to
Speaker 3: go backward or something. Yeah, great job. Wait what's he doing?
Speaker 3: He's backing out into the street.
Speaker 4: It's so confusing.
Speaker 3: He's on pills.
Speaker 1: He gave us, was like, what I'm trying to do
Speaker 1: is reverse backwards up the street, go around me.
Speaker 3: Like, sorry, what's this?
Speaker 2: What's happening that I felt like we were going to
Speaker 2: get in a fight. I got nervous. I got that backsweat.
Speaker 7: Also, he's going to pretend to be deaf.
Speaker 3: He was getting out of the car. He was immediately
Speaker 3: screaming yeah, yeah, he was very upset.
Speaker 4: That's you know, it's a competitive bit.
Speaker 3: He could have parked here.
Speaker 4: Now we get to him.
Speaker 1: But I mean, going backwards around the corner is not reasonable.
Speaker 7: It was nine seconds after we just commented on how
Speaker 7: bad the driving has been.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's fucking terrible.
Speaker 4: I wish an example would pop up.
Speaker 7: Oh here we go, Oh my god, bad, But debatedly
Speaker 7: like just oh.
Speaker 3: He's going in reverse and he's going to try to
Speaker 3: kill us. Also, at the same time, he did make
Speaker 3: me nervous. He's livid kind of thing. Used to. Uh,
Speaker 3: I used to.
Speaker 2: I used to be comforted by thinking I could handle myself.
Speaker 2: But I was very scared.
Speaker 3: But skinny guy, Yeah, I don't know why.
Speaker 4: Hand You never know who knows karate care.
Speaker 3: He was wild eyed. You'd have to admit you can.
Speaker 2: You can look at someone's eyes in pretty soon. It
Speaker 2: just doesn't when they have that look in their eye
Speaker 2: like they have nothing to lose. Yeah, I don't care
Speaker 2: how big.
Speaker 7: Their arms are not too old yet either, And I
Speaker 7: can't wait for that day when someone gives me that
Speaker 7: look or even approaches me and I go.
Speaker 3: Come on, I'm old.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you already have the voice for perfect.
Speaker 3: You're really not that old. My physical days are behind me.
Speaker 3: Oh wait, he's walking up the street, is he? Yes?
Speaker 3: Oh boy, wait, no, hold on a second, we might
Speaker 3: still get it. Is this him on a skateboard with
Speaker 3: a bag? I don't know. Let's take a look. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: it's a very similar look. If it's not it it is,
Speaker 3: I think it is him. Well, let's see.
Speaker 2: How is he gonna He's gonna hit your side view
Speaker 2: mirror with that bag?
Speaker 4: There he is? Oh you just take he was coming
Speaker 4: from the gym. I'll look at him. Oh, now I'm
Speaker 4: upset that we didn't fight him in.
Speaker 3: The Should I go try to hit him with the car?
Speaker 3: Let's rekindle what we had one Wait?
Speaker 1: Okay, sorry, So, just so everyone at home understands, we
Speaker 1: pull up to a stop sign. Die immediately starts yelling
Speaker 1: out his window for us to go around him.
Speaker 4: He's diagonal and midway through a right turn.
Speaker 1: Yes, and he's basically asking us to make a blind
Speaker 1: right turn into traffic into the other lane. And when
Speaker 1: we pause to not do that, he starts to get
Speaker 1: out of his car to come at us about it,
Speaker 1: and we're all laughing obviously at him, which probably didn't help.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Then we pass him.
Speaker 1: He backs up the street and back around the corner,
Speaker 1: and only so that he could get out, get on
Speaker 1: a skateboard and skateboard down the street where there's a
Speaker 1: gym equipment.
Speaker 7: He was all hopped up from lift and yeah, we're
Speaker 7: going getting all reved up. I'm realizing now that the
Speaker 7: face I was making to him as we passed him
Speaker 7: was very confident.
Speaker 3: I think these windows are very tinted. Yes they are.
Speaker 2: Now, I was like, one of you just saw me,
Speaker 2: and I cowardly was looking on the dash like there
Speaker 2: was something in it.
Speaker 3: Did you really? Yeah, that's awesome. You took a picture
Speaker 3: of his angry face. Oh that's great. We'll just throw
Speaker 3: up a black bar. We're good. Oh that's so terrific.
Speaker 3: That's actually awesome. Yeah. I actually just had to pull
Speaker 3: over because I couldn't take the attention of driving in
Speaker 3: the state room anymore. It's okay, it's completely reasonable. There's
Speaker 3: a lot.
Speaker 7: I don't know if you noticed one of the houses
Speaker 7: near us, in the neighborhood right near us, the neighbors
Speaker 7: moved out. They were the sweetest older Korean couple. We
Speaker 7: knew them like as well as you can know neighbors
Speaker 7: that you kind of go, hey, okay, see you never
Speaker 7: like invited us over, and we didn't invite them over
Speaker 7: for dinner, but it was a lot of like driveway chats.
Speaker 7: And then when we left, or when they left, the
Speaker 7: wife was like, you've been we've lived here for life,
Speaker 7: however long you've been the best neighbors are really going
Speaker 7: to miss you. And we felt kind of emotional, like
Speaker 7: we're gonna miss you guys too, And then squatters got
Speaker 7: in there real quickly, and a guy one time was
Speaker 7: pulling out all this stuff and he's like, oh man,
Speaker 7: the squatters going through the back and they brought into
Speaker 7: giant air mattresses. They had a coffee machine in there,
Speaker 7: and then just crack pipes and needles everywhere. Really holy shit,
Speaker 7: right near us. So they had to come and board
Speaker 7: up the house.
Speaker 3: So that's what we live near. That's crazy. Yeah, Is
Speaker 3: that what squatting is?
Speaker 2: Because I also there was It's also called that when
Speaker 2: the last place I was supposed to move into after
Speaker 2: living in the same place for seven years, these guys
Speaker 2: were supposed to move out and then they didn't.
Speaker 4: They just stayed there, and that was called squatting.
Speaker 3: They were lands of more traditional squatting.
Speaker 2: I think when someone just goes into an abandoned apartment,
Speaker 2: they are.
Speaker 7: These people are like aggressively looking for places to do
Speaker 7: drugs they hold up, and so they'll look for places
Speaker 7: that have been moved out of they're owned by the bank,
Speaker 7: because they know the bank's not going to come by
Speaker 7: and look at it, right, and then they just find
Speaker 7: a way to break in. And the guy that was
Speaker 7: telling me all this was so perplexed, like, I don't
Speaker 7: know how they're getting in I've looked at all the
Speaker 7: interests they but they cut like locks with bolt cutters.
Speaker 7: I mean they were pretty sophistic Like you said, like
Speaker 7: two giant queen size mattresses.
Speaker 3: They were professional squatters. They get They moved those in
Speaker 3: kind of without being seen. Right, Yeah, it's not easy.
Speaker 3: There's one that I got home and I saw like kind.
Speaker 7: Of a shift and I peeked through the gate. The
Speaker 7: person had an over the shoulder like business kind of bag.
Speaker 2: So my head, I was like that all checks out.
Speaker 3: It's it's a banker, it's a baker at nine pm.
Speaker 3: Well what are you gonna do? House?
Speaker 7: But they were so sophisticated moving in with their air mattresses, like, oh,
Speaker 7: we can do crack over here.
Speaker 3: We can set the air mattress there with some coffee,
Speaker 3: and they had an aesthetic thing.
Speaker 1: I like that they they were doing crack and coffee.
Speaker 1: That's such a powerful combination.
Speaker 2: That family is so upset that we are parked here?
Speaker 2: Are they just they're still discussing. They're so upset.
Speaker 3: Why it happens fairly frequently. We're the best. Yeah, we're nice.
Speaker 2: That happened to us, David, right where the house we
Speaker 2: were at we kept getting notifications from Wells Fargo, and
Speaker 2: it turned out the people we were paying our rent
Speaker 2: to were not paying for the house.
Speaker 4: It was by a bank. Nice, and so we hung
Speaker 4: out a little while longer, right.
Speaker 3: Not too long. Yeah, I was that in Austin.
Speaker 4: Yeah, before I moved to the beach.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that was harvest.
Speaker 1: So like you guys got kicked out because it was
Speaker 1: as if it wasn't being paid even though you were
Speaker 1: paying it.
Speaker 3: Right right, Wow.
Speaker 2: And I run into that guy a lot, David, the
Speaker 2: guy that he told me that he doesn't recognize.
Speaker 3: You, no, and I didn't recognize him at Prayers. I
Speaker 3: was like, how do I know you?
Speaker 2: And then after I asked him like, oh I stayed
Speaker 2: a few months extra, you probably don't like me at all.
Speaker 3: And then I just walked.
Speaker 7: Away screaming at me, and I called this is the
Speaker 7: phone call exchange, hey man, and getting notices from the bank.
Speaker 7: I know we're paying you the rent. Are you paid
Speaker 7: the mortgage? And then he just don't you tell me
Speaker 7: how to spend my money?
Speaker 3: Going to do with you? Just screaming? So it's been
Speaker 3: on your mind. I'm probably not the first person that's
Speaker 3: asked you about this. I'd like to remind you I
Speaker 3: do not work at the bank. But again i'd love
Speaker 3: to tell you how to spend your money. Yeah, because
Speaker 3: you need to know. I still love to be That
Speaker 3: house was great, Yeah it was.
Speaker 4: I missed that pink stove.
Speaker 2: Yeah it's a pink stove with a with a submarine
Speaker 2: window on it.
Speaker 3: Oh, it was one of those classes.
Speaker 4: Or oven.
Speaker 3: Well how does this? Normally we just fade into an
Speaker 3: uncomfortable silence and then we go we go silent verbally
Speaker 3: a wall.
Speaker 1: I feel like I've I'm emotionally collapsed inside from the
Speaker 1: man backing up the street.
Speaker 4: Thing that just and we had our chance with him,
Speaker 4: We had that second chance.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I could have he's hated so close
Speaker 1: to this car. I could have opened my door and
Speaker 1: just kind of close lined him with the door as.
Speaker 3: He stabled by Thompson. Yeah exactly.
Speaker 2: My mom broke her arm by accident and the door.
Speaker 1: David, you have any final plugs? I mean you plugged,
Speaker 1: but do you want to replug?
Speaker 3: I yeah? Yeah, Well, just great being back in the
Speaker 3: back seat here. Guys. Just love what you do. Great
Speaker 3: to have you. It went by so fast.
Speaker 7: I really did just toodling around the neighborhood, nearly getting
Speaker 7: run into by so many of my neighbors.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you for driving around under our tutelage.
Speaker 3: Yes, just toutlaging around.
Speaker 4: Let's see if these folks hate our parting.
Speaker 3: No, they support us. They got other things on their mind.
Speaker 7: I think maybe last time I was on, I was
Speaker 7: talking about this animated stand up specially I made years ago,
Speaker 7: and then it just sort of disappeared. And now it's
Speaker 7: become available again. So if you have Amazon Prime or Roku,
Speaker 7: you can stream it for free. Just two headed, one headed.
Speaker 4: Two headed beasts? Is this upcoming sequel?
Speaker 3: You didn't even know about it that I have named
Speaker 3: for you. I'll get working on it. One headed beat,
Speaker 3: one headed beast.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that came out, and I've got those live shows
Speaker 7: and then probably some other thing I'm not oh, the
Speaker 7: junk show here in LA.
Speaker 3: So you guys have both done it. You're welcome bag anytime. Nice.
Speaker 4: I'll show up unannounced.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that'd be great.
Speaker 1: I'll show up with my balloon monologue. You'll see how
Speaker 1: balloon comedy is done.
Speaker 3: Can I just throw this out there? Have just prepped me?
Speaker 1: Okay, first of all, every one of my family's dead. Secondly,
Speaker 1: I don't do comedy ready again?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can handle that.
Speaker 4: You've been listening to Do you need a ride?
Speaker 3: With David Hunsberger? D y n he are? I leave
Speaker 3: it on? You wanna way back?
Speaker 1: You do?
Speaker 5: I want to be there, doesn't matter how much baggage
Speaker 5: you claim. Give us time and a terminol ingay, we.
Speaker 3: Want to send you off in style. Do you want
Speaker 3: to welcome you back home?
Speaker 5: Tell us all about every.
Speaker 3: Scared he was? It fine? Melcoorn? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 7: Do you ride?
Speaker 3: Do you need with Karen and cressm