Speaker 1: Guess what decision we're about to make.
Speaker 2: Horrible decision.
Speaker 1: I want to tell the audience that we just had
Speaker 1: a whole conversation. I want you all to know how
Speaker 1: wholesome the horrible decisions girls actually are. We just had a.
Speaker 2: Whole soda debate or what do y'all call it? Soda pop?
Speaker 2: Just drinking drink drink.
Speaker 1: So we're drinking. They're drinking a Fanta and of course
Speaker 1: I was like, you know, the fun of girls, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, want to don't you want to want a funta?
Speaker 1: And they're like, no, bitch, what the fuck are you
Speaker 1: talking about?
Speaker 2: Well, and uh, then you Robina?
Speaker 1: What's the other one?
Speaker 2: Robina? Robina the name?
Speaker 1: But yeah, listen, we just learned no idea what show
Speaker 1: you're listening to? Because you love these too so much.
Speaker 1: You're welcome, We're cute. But this is the Horrible Decisions podcast.
Speaker 1: We talked all of about kink and I have been
Speaker 1: terrified because I have been podcasting almost ten years and
Speaker 1: produce a lot of podcasts, but I don't listen to any. However,
Speaker 1: when you guys came to my studio and I just
Speaker 1: want to make you feel very special. In the last
Speaker 1: few months there was fucking Kerrie Washington's, Scarlette Johansson, David Letterman,
Speaker 1: y'all booked. All the engineers were fighting with each other.
Speaker 1: Oh Matt, they were like, who the fuck? And I'm like,
Speaker 1: I got to calm down. We're about to get somebody
Speaker 1: that's never heard of shits and gigs. And they were
Speaker 1: so excited and so to work with you guys. Today,
Speaker 1: I listened to my first hour of a podcast in
Speaker 1: years because I really try not to listen, and you
Speaker 1: felt like a warm hug to me.
Speaker 2: Oh that's very nice.
Speaker 1: I have to come out swinging with a question I
Speaker 1: have for you. All Right, podcasts are so mean and
Speaker 1: beefy and nasty. How are you going to make sure
Speaker 1: that you always stay friends?
Speaker 3: For us, we just have to be friends, FoST fust
Speaker 3: and and it's easy. Yeah, we've been friends lives basically. Yeah,
Speaker 3: all of our adult lives with friends to change that.
Speaker 2: That's so fire like.
Speaker 1: Listening to it makes me think about Bodega Boys years ago,
Speaker 1: and it's just like I miss hearing men laugh together
Speaker 1: and be silly and playful. But the sex talk I
Speaker 1: don't get to hear too much. You just been talking
Speaker 1: about other people said flabs were gentlemen, you won't be gentlemen. Well,
Speaker 1: I love in it and like niggas in it as well.
Speaker 1: So before we start, though, for anyone who has never
Speaker 1: heard of Ships and Gigs, can we get an introduction?
Speaker 3: So Ships and Gigs comedy duo, non topical, funny podcast.
Speaker 3: We talk about any and everything and we just have
Speaker 3: like debates and speak about when.
Speaker 2: Off the.
Speaker 3: Non topical podcast to talk about any and everything and
Speaker 3: we have just have fun fun with the boys.
Speaker 2: Yeah, with the boys out here.
Speaker 1: You do need to pause with the fisty baby because
Speaker 1: you Yeah, I'm not gonna lie the fizzy pop that's you,
Speaker 1: can you know?
Speaker 2: One said, yeah, drink okay, okay, okay, I'm not mad,
Speaker 2: all right, all right.
Speaker 1: So we're gonna do a little icebreaker to get to
Speaker 1: know the two of you.
Speaker 2: Ought to see at least how well the two of
Speaker 2: you know each other. Now we need you to point
Speaker 2: at each other. Yeah, well, no, we need we're going
Speaker 2: to podcast. I want to make sure anyone listening, we
Speaker 2: need that visual.
Speaker 1: I want to know how hard you point? Ready, cool,
Speaker 1: most likely to go to jail and him?
Speaker 2: Yeah, look not you look like that have you been
Speaker 2: to jail before, because well I've only been in a
Speaker 2: holding cell.
Speaker 1: She's been to jail. But they made me like open
Speaker 1: it up in cough like I was.
Speaker 2: Like for a whole weekend because it was a holiday weekend.
Speaker 2: Like it was a holiday.
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 2: Scary the squat.
Speaker 1: And cough because that's the real deal. Bro. That's when
Speaker 1: they made me change clothes. When she was like, I
Speaker 1: was like, so this is mind you. I just felt
Speaker 1: like the prissy, cute girl that I locked up. It
Speaker 1: was bitches in that I was struggling. I was like,
Speaker 1: what if I was in that period, Like I'm actually
Speaker 1: trying to think if you cough with the tampon fallout? Yes, no,
Speaker 1: bit I swear to got out and coughed and called
Speaker 1: to get the drugs out. The tampon is probably holding
Speaker 1: the cocaine.
Speaker 2: Oh so they probably made me pull out the tampon.
Speaker 1: Okay, Jesus, Now I want to ask a question, but
Speaker 1: we're gonna go back and forth to just see who's
Speaker 1: which one of you are most likely to be pegged.
Speaker 3: Pegged, I'll give you that the conclusion, it's just much.
Speaker 2: The most likely lightly.
Speaker 1: Which means you've at least.
Speaker 2: Had it lickd nah okay, but just what you've never
Speaker 2: had it licked? I need to know most likely you
Speaker 2: that's what I can't sit back again.
Speaker 3: Please yeah, most likely because I think because you're terrified pagan.
Speaker 2: But like I've what did I said?
Speaker 3: I said that I would like I would like to
Speaker 3: like it, but I you would like to like no
Speaker 3: interest in it, but like I have, I would love
Speaker 3: to have every king imaginab because then life's just a party. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so that's what I said. So I would like to
Speaker 3: like it, but I have zero ladies.
Speaker 2: He would like ever someone that just went.
Speaker 1: To the.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah said can't just breathe. I can't know
Speaker 2: what she's locked in, can't Yeah yeah yeah he said,
Speaker 2: he said, talk me through it. Okay, wait, let's tell
Speaker 2: this theory out.
Speaker 1: I need the celebrity that's of your dreams, the woman,
Speaker 1: whether it be the Beyonce, whoever it is.
Speaker 2: Who is that woman? Time O man to fuck? Probably
Speaker 2: like I don't even know. It varies. I would say
Speaker 2: off the top, maybe like meg.
Speaker 3: Okay, I would say, like.
Speaker 2: You know what, rude, let's cut that. That's just fucking
Speaker 2: don't stand because people change over time. That you looks
Speaker 2: different than she.
Speaker 4: Didn't enough, don't see you didn't have to bring up
Speaker 4: like still okay, okay since twenty twenty three, Yeah, twenty
Speaker 4: twenty three, you get mad today.
Speaker 1: You can't access the play until they get to the bootyhole.
Speaker 3: She can she can back it, but it's like, yeah,
Speaker 3: she can back, but I'm just not going to be happier.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, there's no confidence in that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not going to like beg on Nott too,
Speaker 3: but I'm just like, I even know your back.
Speaker 2: What's to be said? That's only two ways that's happened. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like this, there's only two ways. Which one would you prefer?
Speaker 1: Though?
Speaker 2: On your background, your knees? Which condition is more masking? Crazy?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's it's obviously the least maskuting. Yeah, really, I
Speaker 3: think it'll have to be like I think it would
Speaker 3: have to be. Let me think, let me think. You
Speaker 3: you don't have to be you know what?
Speaker 1: Do you know? What do you know?
Speaker 3: Do you know what makes me feel more comfortable if
Speaker 3: we were doing if it was top from like say,
Speaker 3: your heads hanging off the bed?
Speaker 1: Mm hmm, yeah.
Speaker 2: Ye, you're getting that creative.
Speaker 1: I think I know the answer to the next one,
Speaker 1: which one of you would be most likely to make
Speaker 1: an only fans to make and to have an only fan.
Speaker 3: Y'all really be thinking, I don't know if this one
Speaker 3: we can yeah judicate, Like.
Speaker 2: I think it's a zero zero. It depends on the back.
Speaker 2: If it was just depend on the full bag, I
Speaker 2: think him, Well, only fans are gonna make money.
Speaker 1: I'm not.
Speaker 2: Now what about most likely to end up in a throttle?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, two girlfriends to girl friends? Yeah, not
Speaker 2: too wise.
Speaker 1: That's your concerts. I would say, they're bumping while y'all
Speaker 1: are recording. You all still going that's the throatold, I
Speaker 1: would say me, yeah, yeah, Why do you think it
Speaker 1: wouldn't be your I don't think it wouldn't be me
Speaker 1: by fits most likely?
Speaker 2: First are you both as your in and no?
Speaker 1: No, I've wanted to know, like since you're nigeriae like
Speaker 1: a lot of my nagering friends and.
Speaker 2: I'm even my man's.
Speaker 1: Like okay with the background. Culturally, like when you started
Speaker 1: getting out there talking about sex, did your family get
Speaker 1: uncomfortable or even your friends were like damn.
Speaker 3: The first of all, I don't speak about sex with
Speaker 3: my family.
Speaker 2: Watching your lips.
Speaker 3: Oh I mean, oh, now, it doesn't mean my my
Speaker 3: parents are my sister's old. Yeah, there's no, they don't
Speaker 3: be like my dad watches the show. There's no negative connotations.
Speaker 2: It's just is the conversation different with your mom than
Speaker 2: it is with your dad necessarily culturally?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: No, no, all, okay with the show?
Speaker 2: Did you grow up talking about sex? And I hope no?
Speaker 1: No no. So so then in that household, though, when
Speaker 1: did the birds and bees conversation happen?
Speaker 2: Like it never happened parents ever? Wait, same for you.
Speaker 2: So you guys just had.
Speaker 1: To go in and figure it out, just figured out
Speaker 1: education like out here in Europe.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I think that one day.
Speaker 3: So you have to put on a condo that I
Speaker 3: remember when I was younger, I was popping condoms daily.
Speaker 1: How much.
Speaker 2: Did you pop them practicing or did you pop them
Speaker 2: act in the act? Really my con down game was poor.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, because I'm not gonna lie. I still don't
Speaker 1: know how to put them on because you have to
Speaker 1: make sure the little.
Speaker 2: Boring.
Speaker 1: So what are you supposed to do? How do you
Speaker 1: make your sex?
Speaker 2: It's impossible, it's impossible.
Speaker 1: So do you just rely on your friends then like
Speaker 1: how what sorry conversation? But no, so then out here
Speaker 1: I would for men, when does the sex conversation happen?
Speaker 2: Like who do you have those conversations?
Speaker 3: I really don't know, you know, I think it just
Speaker 3: figure out. I mean I can't speak for every man
Speaker 3: in the UK or every girl in the UK, but
Speaker 3: I just.
Speaker 2: Figured I just figured out was did porn help you
Speaker 2: at all? One hundred Yeah?
Speaker 3: I mean I think it helped in Hindu because that
Speaker 3: expectations and absolutely, you.
Speaker 1: Know, do you think porn like when you're a kid,
Speaker 1: like did you start doing the moves, like whether it
Speaker 1: be being a little more aggressive or things you were
Speaker 1: saying teenager age, you're kind of learning like that.
Speaker 3: I don't think I was on smoke when it came
Speaker 3: to like the sex talk when I was young, as
Speaker 3: I would say more so now yeah, but wow, I
Speaker 3: would say, like the talk.
Speaker 2: Talk smack talking smack when it wants to be the talk,
Speaker 2: the talk is smack YEA, What does that mean? What's
Speaker 2: your one liner? It's good I have to be in
Speaker 2: the zunge.
Speaker 3: I don't think I don't have a one liner, because
Speaker 3: it depends on the situation, depends on a girl depends
Speaker 3: on what it like not necessarily have a one lineup,
Speaker 3: so but it just it just depends on what was
Speaker 3: I forgot the question?
Speaker 1: Yeah, talking about like sex talk and learning important and
Speaker 1: things like that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would say so back in the day, watching porn,
Speaker 3: it would have like negative connotation, like a negative impact
Speaker 3: in terms of like how I thought sex was going
Speaker 3: to be. But growing up after that, I feel like
Speaker 3: nowadays sex talk is a one, like actual sex is
Speaker 3: a one and stuff.
Speaker 1: So yeah, so there's sex, but then there's also the
Speaker 1: consequence of sex, so there's kids and STD. Yeah, those
Speaker 1: conversations you just wait till your piss burns or like
Speaker 1: do you know where to go?
Speaker 3: Like you know what I mean, But it's a bumpy road, right,
Speaker 3: but it's.
Speaker 2: I don't explain it. You just figured to be fair,
Speaker 2: you do figure out if your voice.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: We lived together for three years.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, three years like early ages, so I think, yeah,
Speaker 3: you just figure it out, and like university helps because
Speaker 3: that's just trying.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 1: My last questioning, y'all lived together for three years. Who
Speaker 1: had the most bitches coming in and out the house?
Speaker 3: I think it Yeah, the year Yeah on him?
Speaker 2: The three year year on him. I don't know if
Speaker 2: free or not free?
Speaker 1: Remember fetishes that like when you had a girl, she
Speaker 1: was like, that's like I got a friend, Like normally
Speaker 1: one is.
Speaker 2: Kind of ugly, you know what I'm saying. But you
Speaker 2: don't have two friends that are both the track.
Speaker 1: I always feel like if I've ever been cooked up,
Speaker 1: I'm like, damn, bitch, why do you got the cute one?
Speaker 1: Like hanging out with another attractive man? Doesn't it even
Speaker 1: help you get women? Like you're both together, it makes
Speaker 1: girls excited to even.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to think, we've never we've never already patten
Speaker 3: too many double double situations really have.
Speaker 1: But I'm not gonna lie. You two are together perfect
Speaker 1: Like one friend probably likes light skin guys, the other
Speaker 1: like star skin guys. And so even though they're both attractive,
Speaker 1: like my friends hate light skinning, now i'd be like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, he's not bad. They love a dark
Speaker 1: chocolate man. Even though you're too attractive, you would both
Speaker 1: be able to have like your only.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we've never we know attract the same girls. Yeah, okay, yeah,
Speaker 3: Like ever.
Speaker 1: So when y'all live together, do you guys have the
Speaker 1: conversation so I've had a roommate in my twenties and
Speaker 1: we would talk after either whether I was loud, She's like, bitch,
Speaker 1: what was he doing in there? Do you guys?
Speaker 2: Did y'all ever do that when you could hear the
Speaker 2: other perform and you.
Speaker 3: Was really performing, you said the story podcasts before. So
Speaker 3: I didn't hear him. I heard his goal, okay, And
Speaker 3: so we he lived. He lived in the His room
Speaker 3: was above my room in the yard. We stayed up
Speaker 3: back in the day and he just finished doing a session,
Speaker 3: and I think I messaged him saying.
Speaker 2: Something along the lines of she did no.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 3: I think I said something along the lines of thank
Speaker 3: you for that, because she wanted to say she was moaning.
Speaker 2: I was like, I was just there, like I was
Speaker 2: looking up like.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: He bellowed, yeah, I love.
Speaker 3: And then I can tell that you heard me laugh
Speaker 3: because you text me again laughing laugh.
Speaker 1: Do you think of the moment sometimes almost too much?
Speaker 1: Like you know, I know I like this like.
Speaker 2: Crazy, No, she was pipes on that. Do you like
Speaker 2: when a woman is loved like that? Like does it
Speaker 2: do anything?
Speaker 1: Or do you not?
Speaker 2: Like I like vocals? You like like I like vocals,
Speaker 2: but I can't. I can't can't see performance.
Speaker 1: In fact, it's tough because women also are learning about
Speaker 1: things from born to right. I was gonna ask you
Speaker 1: particularly about women and sex and dating. At twenty nineteen
Speaker 1: you starty show, Yes sex After that? Did it ever
Speaker 1: change like pre fame before? Like y'all be fucking fans
Speaker 1: and ship is it different?
Speaker 2: I had it was curious, do you fuck fans? I
Speaker 2: wouldna say, have fuds? What about you?
Speaker 1: Have you ever though gone on a date and they
Speaker 1: acted like they didn't know you? And then after y'all
Speaker 1: get there, it's.
Speaker 2: Kind of I know you've been around enough.
Speaker 1: But the thing that is strange is like, you know,
Speaker 1: in the States, so New York podcast shit right, like
Speaker 1: it's like almost CLICKI you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: And so we have so many different pods all over it.
Speaker 1: So I feel like for London or you pay people,
Speaker 1: it's not many I can think of. So I can't
Speaker 1: imagine how much more where different it is for you
Speaker 1: because for us it's like someone might they might not
Speaker 1: where they listen to a podcast and talks about horrible
Speaker 1: but fuck, like it must mean that everyone you date
Speaker 1: has heard of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like any I think.
Speaker 3: If I was to go on a date moving forward
Speaker 3: and she said she didn't know who I was, I
Speaker 3: wouldn't believe it.
Speaker 2: And then at least you didn't want to table.
Speaker 3: I like you if I wouldn't believe it, but also
Speaker 3: i'd be I'd be excited about you. But also I
Speaker 3: also went away even if she didn't remember bout the
Speaker 3: first date by the second date, you know everything that yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: it should be the full by the way, it's not.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe I grew up for dating wise gentlemen, I
Speaker 1: told you, yes, because what I appreciate about that is, like,
Speaker 1: you know, we talk about our dating lives, I like
Speaker 1: contentially right, like making sure we can talk about certain details.
Speaker 2: But with men, especially because podcast guys, you want to know.
Speaker 1: I want to scroll. I want to see what she
Speaker 1: looked like before you bought her bag, like we want.
Speaker 2: You or her a bag is crazy.
Speaker 1: I'm like just upgrading a girl sometimes very interesting. You
Speaker 1: want to know, like how how long have they been together?
Speaker 2: But she always like this? Like I think that's a
Speaker 2: thing with women.
Speaker 1: I mean, are y'all into that? Though? Do you guys spoil?
Speaker 2: Like what does look like for I like to spoil
Speaker 2: saying jewelrys, bags or trips, Like what is it?
Speaker 1: What is spoiling a woman?
Speaker 2: Look like facts like that?
Speaker 1: What says?
Speaker 2: Is it good for a man to start tricking? That's
Speaker 2: what I call it? Phase of the relationship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like maybe a month and you really like her,
Speaker 1: like maybe you want to go away, she's busy, you're busy,
Speaker 1: but you should take a trip?
Speaker 2: Are you immediately like taking care of all of it?
Speaker 2: If I like her, she's a month? Yeah, and I
Speaker 2: think as well.
Speaker 3: I think to start off of that transition period has
Speaker 3: to be like something that benefits both So like maybe
Speaker 3: we're going to a hotel and I don't give a
Speaker 3: fuck about her toels, but I know she likes her toees,
Speaker 3: so upgrade. That's a really nice hotel. But really, for
Speaker 3: you be benefits both of us. So it's like I'm
Speaker 3: not trying to like flex on you. It's just like, oh,
Speaker 3: let's have a nice experience.
Speaker 2: That's the benefit. And then then it turns into have
Speaker 2: you ever taken a trip with a woman that you
Speaker 2: met online? Like you flew her? You girl?
Speaker 1: No? Are we never?
Speaker 2: Wait?
Speaker 1: Never?
Speaker 2: Are you still getting flowed out? My twenties, which is
Speaker 2: of course, but I only like got flown out by
Speaker 2: guys like a Google like that to me would say, like,
Speaker 2: he's not gonna be Bundy. I can google him, you know.
Speaker 1: Like so as long as before the blue check era,
Speaker 1: I had to be sure they were googleble.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, makes sense. But being blue checks helps to Yeah,
Speaker 2: well not anymore because you can buy it now. Blue
Speaker 2: checks on me now because you can buy it now.
Speaker 1: So you got to be able to be googleble. I
Speaker 1: gotta be able to see your family tree, your lineage,
Speaker 1: something on the guy, damn it. You know, even on
Speaker 1: Google the wiki they put the parents' names, the spouse,
Speaker 1: the spouses I see if you're married. First, have you, guys,
Speaker 1: ever stalked to a girl of line before you went.
Speaker 2: On a date, never stalked a girl before? I don't
Speaker 2: want not just Instagram.
Speaker 3: Yeah, whatever everyone else can see is what I want
Speaker 3: to see.
Speaker 1: Have you ever used some of that stuff? Let's just
Speaker 1: say you're on I G. You see, I don't know
Speaker 1: if she's at our museums a lot. Do you then
Speaker 1: use that opportunity to be like I just love this
Speaker 1: new exhibit a blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: I would never do that. My brother does Yeah, my
Speaker 2: brother does that. I would never do it.
Speaker 3: But if it's something, if I'm attracted to her and
Speaker 3: I like her, I'm interested in stuff she likes, so
Speaker 3: I would say, oh, I see you like our museums.
Speaker 3: Let's go something like that.
Speaker 1: Now, other question I've got for you, especially because the
Speaker 1: conversation came up recently for moaning. Had a friend of
Speaker 1: mine tell me American girls are ridiculous and dramatic during sex?
Speaker 1: Have you dated to American girls and what are some
Speaker 1: distinctions between the youth.
Speaker 2: K I've never dated in American? Have date up dated
Speaker 2: alright to American I've actually never.
Speaker 1: Have never been inside of an American.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to think if I have.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to think for you. You probably have, bro. I
Speaker 2: have you just remember her? Yeah, okay, it was it
Speaker 2: was cool. It was cool. It wasn't it wasn't over
Speaker 2: the top, it was just cool.
Speaker 1: Differences, It seems like you might have a little more experience.
Speaker 1: Have you noticed some differences.
Speaker 3: With Yeah, they like American girls talk more. I was
Speaker 3: gonna say more vocal, more.
Speaker 2: Vocal in a good way, Yeah, in a good way, just.
Speaker 3: Like less like British girls are very polite and very
Speaker 3: like quiet during sex. So it's like, like, how do
Speaker 3: I explain it conversational topics? They'll say, like the one
Speaker 3: liners and like the dirty talk and stuff like that.
Speaker 3: But like if you're trying to switch positions, the English
Speaker 3: girl is less likely to black Why do you want me?
Speaker 2: Ah? So you just like.
Speaker 3: Kind of just figure out, yeah, it was an American
Speaker 3: just black.
Speaker 2: List A like fanatic.
Speaker 1: I almost find a way to bring up dance or
Speaker 1: sex and the city every episode. I have learned so
Speaker 1: much about what people perceive American women to be and
Speaker 1: I hated it until I realized, oh that's me in
Speaker 1: just with how much and how frequently I am like
Speaker 1: being assertive, not even uh because I want to be
Speaker 1: over you, but because I'm fearful that you'll think I
Speaker 1: can't do it.
Speaker 2: There's something about.
Speaker 1: Not in a bad way, but just like if I
Speaker 1: don't see a guy grab his card quick enough, it
Speaker 1: like I don't even want I don't really like, ain't
Speaker 1: a man ain't fast enough? Like I there's this thing
Speaker 1: sometimes that I have this idea of, and it's that
Speaker 1: men think I need them, And so I think American
Speaker 1: women have such an independent attitude that it's almost ruined
Speaker 1: me a little bit.
Speaker 2: Like how to chill out. It's tough.
Speaker 1: It takes time, you know, to learn how to like
Speaker 1: be courted again, obvious sitting there with my tongue in my.
Speaker 2: Teeth like he's better hurt.
Speaker 1: Oh no, my ex booted me out of that real quick.
Speaker 1: When we used to sit down, we would talk about
Speaker 1: what we want.
Speaker 2: So when the.
Speaker 1: Server came over, I would be like, I would share
Speaker 1: both of our orders. He said, next time you do that,
Speaker 1: you pay for the mill. Oh like because like he
Speaker 1: did not want me to order for both of us,
Speaker 1: like even though yes, I just told you I wanted
Speaker 1: the stake in Frize, which let me order for the
Speaker 1: two of us. And so he put me in my
Speaker 1: place real quick about that, like, next time you do that,
Speaker 1: you order it then since you want like so to me, now, oh,
Speaker 1: I won't even and you already not. I don't do
Speaker 1: the fake reach. I'm not fake reaching for nothing, Like
Speaker 1: I just had a nigga fly out to New York
Speaker 1: to take me to lunch. I am like now in
Speaker 1: my soft girl era, I am refusing to show up
Speaker 1: and let a man call me masculine. Because on tonight's
Speaker 1: conversations tour, they all told me I was like, I
Speaker 1: got my luggage. I wouldn't even let men take take
Speaker 1: my luck.
Speaker 2: And they're like, okay, then maculinexculine man or certiveness in
Speaker 2: women do you appreciate?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that doesn't emaculate. You don't like whatever a girl
Speaker 1: asks you on a day or like slides in a
Speaker 1: DM like what is something that you're.
Speaker 2: Like, Okay, I don't. It's very like case by case.
Speaker 3: I don't think there's one thing but for me, like
Speaker 3: I hate talking on the phone. I just I can't
Speaker 3: stand it. So anytime like hotel or booking something or
Speaker 3: anything that requires me to call someone, if she's happy
Speaker 3: to jump in and be like, I'll do it. Like
Speaker 3: some people might perceive that as the masculine thing, but
Speaker 3: they just like if she just knows that I hate it,
Speaker 3: I'm happy that she's ready to be like I guess.
Speaker 1: Okay, I like that. What about in a relationship though, then?
Speaker 1: Are you are you not a phone talker? How do
Speaker 1: you communicate with your partner if you're not?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, I'm a phone talker like with my partner.
Speaker 2: But it's just like strangers, I don't like talking to strangers.
Speaker 1: Yea, or robots or niggas exactly country because they're not
Speaker 1: they're not in your country. They're not country in your country.
Speaker 1: Giving a little bit of British, but that's just how
Speaker 1: I learned.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what about you? Is there anything inside of you
Speaker 2: appreciated women?
Speaker 3: I would say confidence in a sense, but I don't
Speaker 3: think there's anything specific I can think of him like,
Speaker 3: oh damn, that is nice. I don't again, like James
Speaker 3: said his case by case, what about being taken out?
Speaker 2: Do you like that?
Speaker 1: Not the deep because like that I enjoyed the necessarily
Speaker 1: enjoyed the gesture.
Speaker 3: I I appreciate the gesture, but I feel like I
Speaker 3: always feel like when the bill comes the way it is, thinking,
Speaker 3: this motherfucker can't pay for his.
Speaker 2: A the time?
Speaker 1: Did you see?
Speaker 3: Though?
Speaker 1: There was a viral video recently where they were applauding
Speaker 1: a woman because her man clearly couldn't get it, so
Speaker 1: she slid him her card under the table just so
Speaker 1: that he could pay for it. He said.
Speaker 2: He should have had the car.
Speaker 1: One person Like now you feel battle it, It's.
Speaker 2: Like would have been brutal.
Speaker 1: Really, Yeah, you know, I recently took a man out
Speaker 1: like because it was their birthday, and he said it
Speaker 1: to the waiter when I put the card down and
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, she you know, she do her things
Speaker 1: her birthday and I was like, okay, I'm just putting
Speaker 1: the card down, but I realized, now it's what you said.
Speaker 2: He didn't want to look like I.
Speaker 1: Only pulled the card out when I know I'm not
Speaker 1: giving this man pussy like that is the oldest time.
Speaker 1: I'll be like, we could go Dutch, like I want
Speaker 1: to make sure like only well, and that's the thing
Speaker 1: now too, Like yeah, I was, oh, I'll go Dutch
Speaker 1: with a man that I will not get pussy too,
Speaker 1: because recently went on eighty five South and Jack Thriller
Speaker 1: good friend, but paid for wings and shots one time,
Speaker 1: and now I was telling people we went on a date.
Speaker 1: So now to me, I will let people know, even
Speaker 1: even now that I'm newly dating all the know, the
Speaker 1: saying a date, I'll let you know when it becomes
Speaker 1: a date. Once I starting like, I'll literally be like this.
Speaker 2: Is a date now, but in the beginning it's just
Speaker 2: we're grabbing drinks. This is very casual. I don't want
Speaker 2: this to be.
Speaker 5: Tell them once I realized, I like.
Speaker 1: No, grabbing drinks is not a date. What if I'm
Speaker 1: just linking.
Speaker 3: You want to go grab drinks? Yeah, and then we're sippingtails.
Speaker 1: No, I might not be giggling in the beginning, but
Speaker 1: why if I'm just grabbing drinks with you again, it
Speaker 1: could be real cordial friendly. It is not a date
Speaker 1: at the record room and you grab and I literally
Speaker 1: and I literally told him it wasn't a date. We're
Speaker 1: grabbing drinks. We had just met that day then, because
Speaker 1: we there for four hours talking, I let them know
Speaker 1: at the end, so that was the date. I'd like
Speaker 1: to go on a second one?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, No, I don't give a fun no why, I.
Speaker 3: Don't care if you're my friend already, I'm happy for
Speaker 3: you to say, by the way day and I'm not like, yeah.
Speaker 1: So no, if I am meeting someone, especially if I'm
Speaker 1: meeting them online or say I'm meeting them through a
Speaker 1: mutual friend or something, even when we meet out, if
Speaker 1: we are still strangers, I don't want it to be
Speaker 1: noted or said even down the line that we used
Speaker 1: to date, or we went on dates, we went and
Speaker 1: grabbed drinks. That to me is not a date unless
Speaker 1: I'm looking and the conversation is leading into we're interested
Speaker 1: in each other, like if we're doing small talk and
Speaker 1: I'm not like really interested in going beyond that with you.
Speaker 2: No, this isn't a funny day. I want you to
Speaker 2: have hope alive.
Speaker 3: This is not a day about you know what it
Speaker 3: would do to me if I said this is by
Speaker 3: the way, wait, yeah, because.
Speaker 1: If I'm going out with someone that I don't know,
Speaker 1: why else am I going out with you a bus
Speaker 1: this meeting? It might be are you a pure Maybe
Speaker 1: I brought my laptop where my nigga thought it was
Speaker 1: a day. I told you that I will pull up
Speaker 1: the laptop. This is a work meeting. So in the segment, wow,
Speaker 1: all right, you face, please pick your face ship and
Speaker 1: it's our sex and the news segment now it's all
Speaker 1: about an only fans fetish foot icon who is now
Speaker 1: selling one hundred pounds wine with grapes crushed by her feet.
Speaker 1: What is that about? One hundred twenty dollars about? Okay?
Speaker 1: And I only brought it up because the funny thing
Speaker 1: watching y'all talk about only fans, you said you would
Speaker 1: sell feet picks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so then wait, they're good feet. Yeah, that's cute. Ship.
Speaker 2: Can we see him? You see they ain't ready did
Speaker 2: because get into that?
Speaker 1: Oh is it because you're not getting paid you don't
Speaker 1: want gonna jerk off?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like I'm not gonna promise that wins to
Speaker 3: sell pepix and then free up for the whole fox
Speaker 3: the feet picked selling.
Speaker 2: That makes it feel like it's not that bad because
Speaker 2: everyone's got feet, man, everyone, but you know that it's
Speaker 2: a sexual thing.
Speaker 3: Though, get to them, yeah, because someone else might have
Speaker 3: a hand fish. I don't know what they're doing with
Speaker 3: all this.
Speaker 2: Your hands right now, you should put them in gloves
Speaker 2: when pocket.
Speaker 1: You don't want to show their feet, you want to
Speaker 1: put them hands in your pocket right now? Don't fake
Speaker 1: because it's not a.
Speaker 3: Yeah, feet is more elusive.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they look like sex to me, especially in like
Speaker 2: the right shoe.
Speaker 1: I know what I'm getting sucked, and I like press
Speaker 1: it up and I put the little arch. I do
Speaker 1: like it. And I'm not even someone that likes feet.
Speaker 2: I just know feet can be sexy to someone. You
Speaker 2: do you put your feet in in mouths?
Speaker 1: Like? Do you like women to suck your toes and stuff?
Speaker 2: Toes.
Speaker 3: No, I know that why because I'm as hell.
Speaker 2: To say that we would have to take a flight
Speaker 2: to colter that what we doing? Have you had someone
Speaker 2: trying to lick your feet? I just gotta know what?
Speaker 2: I like him a girls start.
Speaker 1: I've started realize why just before you is a sex
Speaker 1: part right? Are u? K? Girl? Like?
Speaker 2: Adjacent?
Speaker 1: And also just thinking about what you're saying, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: we're wild. You know, there's moments I'm at home in
Speaker 1: New York and I'm like, wow, these people are nuts.
Speaker 2: They're fucking in the street. Maybe I did too, but
Speaker 2: it was on a balcony, Like no, you also did an.
Speaker 1: Okay, But I'm just saying, I mean thinking, I have
Speaker 1: levels and markers of like what's crazy?
Speaker 2: But like what are what are those? What do you think?
Speaker 1: What do you constitute when you say damn them people
Speaker 1: are crazy as I think people that go to Burning
Speaker 1: Man are crazy? Like like that to me is like
Speaker 1: really wild. I just think my sexual kink or like
Speaker 1: my drive for sex I want for it? Isn't that
Speaker 1: you said that you would like you would like to
Speaker 1: enjoy every kink? Which what do you think is your
Speaker 1: wildest kink? Right now?
Speaker 2: That's a good question. Well, now, well, I think it's
Speaker 2: like I think spinning in mouth is standard. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Every time we talk about it was like everyone.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's the standard that's putting on a condom,
Speaker 1: like put on a condom, spit in my mouth.
Speaker 2: Like you know, laptop off. Okay, so spitting people think
Speaker 2: it's crazy? What about you? Like, what is the kinkiest
Speaker 2: thing that you know? You would say, even if.
Speaker 1: You haven't done it, but like something you'd be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: this is right on the cusp for me.
Speaker 3: I don't think there's nothing the kinks that I feel
Speaker 3: like I haven't done. I don't think there's anything beyond
Speaker 3: that that you're even maybe I'll try this. I haven't
Speaker 3: tried it.
Speaker 2: That you said.
Speaker 3: You list them and I'll say we have we have?
Speaker 2: Have you ever snowball?
Speaker 3: I don't know?
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, so snowball?
Speaker 2: Okay, take a guess. Okay, yes, snowball?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: What do you this.
Speaker 1: On the side.
Speaker 2: Propp from people to me?
Speaker 1: I don't okay? What is what is your guest?
Speaker 2: A snowball? Yes, I'm gonna help you out. Snow is
Speaker 2: white excited to do?
Speaker 3: Maybe?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 2: Is it in the mouth.
Speaker 7: After the dick suck right, if I'm not in there,
Speaker 7: if I'm not no, okay, yes, if she started straight off,
Speaker 7: if I'm eating around kids, straight off, yeah, but.
Speaker 2: Then this is not happening.
Speaker 3: Not taste, No, cheetn't taste.
Speaker 1: In the It depends on how hi.
Speaker 2: I will say, I am very pleased that you guys begging.
Speaker 2: I could name a few more kings I think are basic.
Speaker 1: What about a little bit of restraints like tying?
Speaker 2: Enjoy that?
Speaker 3: But I've not done it regularly enough to say in
Speaker 3: a couple of years.
Speaker 2: I used to be.
Speaker 1: What happened?
Speaker 2: Did you used to be your bag? Like tying? Like
Speaker 2: tying up? Why did you stop?
Speaker 3: I think it was more of a thing I have
Speaker 3: with a partner at the time, I supposed to just
Speaker 3: I'm walking. I was just bringing the rope from ropes.
Speaker 2: Would freak me out.
Speaker 1: But I do appreciate when someone like starts sharing little
Speaker 1: things with me.
Speaker 2: Or I've had men grab my during sex and hold them.
Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, he walks step two.
Speaker 1: I'm clauchrphobic.
Speaker 3: No, I had one go like panic, she asked for it,
Speaker 3: and then we did, like the tie up thing.
Speaker 2: I had and then as soon as soon as she
Speaker 2: was up, you was.
Speaker 1: Doing a whole as Shabari like you know how to
Speaker 1: do the like.
Speaker 2: The way he just says it was an artistic and.
Speaker 1: He's staying with my Jordan shoe like I just took
Speaker 1: him out the shoes.
Speaker 3: What about blindfolds blindfolded I've never I've never blindfolded.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you like I don't know.
Speaker 1: I know men don't like to be restrained normally, or
Speaker 1: they like to be more in control, but blind folding
Speaker 1: ladies listening sucking dick while the man is blindfolded, even
Speaker 1: I don't know why men flip out like I'm doing
Speaker 1: a crazy ship in the world. You're losing a sense,
Speaker 1: so something is heightened and you got to shake it
Speaker 1: up and you sit on their face real quick like
Speaker 1: yeah wake up.
Speaker 2: I would Yeah, spanking I love.
Speaker 1: No no spanking woman, but during sex like full bend
Speaker 1: over like dirty talk nomination type ship.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would say during secks no only.
Speaker 1: And one of our fans wrote in and said, I
Speaker 1: would love for you to ask them something about things
Speaker 1: they said they would never do, and she listed threesomes
Speaker 1: on there is that true?
Speaker 2: You said that waits.
Speaker 1: Oh you wouldn't. You wouldn't do that.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, m MF no, no m ff all the way.
Speaker 1: Now, speaking of acronyms, I want to give you guys
Speaker 1: one more tests. Are you all familiar with what CBT is?
Speaker 1: And now you have to guess what you would think
Speaker 1: CBT is for sex?
Speaker 2: Start with to see listen, there's a global kikes.
Speaker 3: I think it's something before something Oh, okay, keep going, okay.
Speaker 1: The first is what white people call it, d before Okay,
Speaker 1: cock before what tain't? I know what it is, but.
Speaker 2: I'm okay. It is cock and ball torture.
Speaker 1: Have you seen that?
Speaker 2: I've never heard about.
Speaker 1: You know. It's more like so I meant, yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: you know that's the craziest thing either of you have
Speaker 1: seen on porn And you were like, whoa, I got
Speaker 1: to deep or maybe it was a Twitter video or something.
Speaker 2: You're just like, how did I get Twitter? I've seen
Speaker 2: some disabled ship that kind of what I'm what was it?
Speaker 1: At one point I couldn't stop myself after that.
Speaker 2: But basing a whole amputee arm be put in a pussy?
Speaker 2: Is that the one you saw?
Speaker 1: No? Oh no, I saw a whole arm just like this,
Speaker 1: she SAPs men that are paraplegic and shows how she
Speaker 1: has sex with them, and at one point you're just
Speaker 1: watching it like, oh, like I actually need to know
Speaker 1: how this works now. But basically has a harness and
Speaker 1: she allows me to come in and have sex with her,
Speaker 1: and like they find her from that port hub page. Oh,
Speaker 1: but it's super interesting to me because you never think
Speaker 1: about the complexities of that disabilities. I've also like interviewed
Speaker 1: some people about sex surrogacy. So whether you're you don't
Speaker 1: have a limb or something wrong with your body, literally
Speaker 1: it's covered through insurance. A sex surrogate will come and
Speaker 1: help you. In some states how much they get paid,
Speaker 1: it's through insurance. So no I'm talking about I'm talking
Speaker 1: about the surroguit. It's true insurance. I'm not sure, but
Speaker 1: it's not always sex. It could be light touching, it
Speaker 1: could be but it sometimes.
Speaker 2: Can you leave legal escort. Plus it got tax That's why.
Speaker 1: I think some of the craziest ship I've seen his
Speaker 1: hand time and we got to get into that.
Speaker 2: We like anime, sure, so let's get to it.
Speaker 1: If you could.
Speaker 2: Fuck in an anime world, Dragon ball z no Uto
Speaker 2: attack on Titan. What world would you want to have
Speaker 2: sex in? And why?
Speaker 3: Oh what an universe would I want to have sex in?
Speaker 3: Probably this is a hot take, probably like my hair after.
Speaker 2: I was thinking my hero broy the Quarks, I just
Speaker 2: to be crazy. Yeah, so that's all kind of my hero.
Speaker 3: They got all kinds of powers, but some of them
Speaker 3: are like mutations and ship so it's like X men s.
Speaker 2: So yeah, they some of the mutations and powers that
Speaker 2: you would want in the bedroom.
Speaker 3: So like, I don't even know, I don't have anything specific.
Speaker 3: I just broke She's tongue on that invitation, bitch as well.
Speaker 3: Some stuff imagine anti.
Speaker 1: Gravity, imagine when you fucking have the come just floating around.
Speaker 2: Well, they probably wouldn't want that. They don't even want
Speaker 2: to back in their mouth.
Speaker 1: Then she got to like in the okay, wait, our
Speaker 1: producer has a uh smash of past animate listing Actually,
Speaker 1: who did you use it? Was?
Speaker 4: It is?
Speaker 7: He?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's cool? Say do you have.
Speaker 1: I I I recently got into Ani man Hentig and
Speaker 1: I love fandle tails.
Speaker 2: So it's they're pixing.
Speaker 1: It's it's literally straight porn, but to me, it's it's
Speaker 1: them fucking demons, and I realized, like, I don't like
Speaker 1: maybe kind of like y'all, they're like X men, but
Speaker 1: they're demons with big, old girthy dicks. They're like sucubistes
Speaker 1: and they just be fucking the ship. There's one that's
Speaker 1: a woman with a big old dick, and then there's
Speaker 1: another one that's a man and be sucking all the
Speaker 1: women and it's just the sexiest demon ever. Purple Horns
Speaker 1: got the like the woman got big ass titties, like
Speaker 1: low waist big hips. Then the man got six packs
Speaker 1: like Drake Abs shit Cristy.
Speaker 2: He's like, okay, man, we're barely tying.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying I love the demon fucking I think
Speaker 1: is the craziest ship.
Speaker 2: Yeah ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I haven't seen too much time myself, but I've scrawled. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and there's always there's always as.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's like a demon mos like whatever. Pass she's
Speaker 2: a robot. Wait, y'all not fucking robots?
Speaker 3: Hello?
Speaker 1: Okay, the sex the West World had like real human
Speaker 1: type robots.
Speaker 2: But you're like, no, no, it is gonna be cold,
Speaker 2: it was gonna be.
Speaker 3: I feel like she's too wholesome.
Speaker 1: You don't like the girls next door.
Speaker 2: I don't think she's an you like him? Like us
Speaker 2: right in the middle.
Speaker 3: What do you mean?
Speaker 2: Do you do you think we're girls? I said, girl
Speaker 2: sext door or like us or pick one in the middle.
Speaker 2: You guys are in the middle? Man show, Oh thank you?
Speaker 1: I like to think so it looks like you Snowball
Speaker 1: and chee Chi.
Speaker 2: I reckon. She's lucky freak's wife. She has to be okay,
Speaker 2: but can go watch? Are you down for not having
Speaker 2: who can't watch?
Speaker 3: You?
Speaker 2: Being his wife? Because a grown as man? No, no, no,
Speaker 2: why not. He's just he's not He doesn't give energy
Speaker 2: and it's not you know, cooking. Okay, I'm not like
Speaker 2: this one is kind of hot.
Speaker 1: I like a little goth bitch. Boring.
Speaker 2: She's boring in the anime? Is the anime? She's really boring? Okay,
Speaker 2: but do you.
Speaker 1: Have have you ever had sex with someone who was
Speaker 1: boring in conversation and then they turned to someone different
Speaker 1: in the bedroom. Yes?
Speaker 3: True, And she's got three sixty vision as well blind.
Speaker 1: You know, oh for sure?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you know it's a freak freak.
Speaker 2: I would be Yeah, she's a freak freaking black man
Speaker 2: that's what's who's that man again?
Speaker 1: This spoo?
Speaker 2: Who's again? So you'd hate socor annoying as the hell?
Speaker 2: How often does that happen?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Or you actually don't like a girl.
Speaker 3: But it's not about It's not about liking, okay, is
Speaker 3: about no life hate fucking for me, more about being
Speaker 3: angry at something like this pussy at the same time. Yeah,
Speaker 3: just one of them. It takes the sex one.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm not gonna lie. I thought about that, but
Speaker 1: I had someone hate me. There was a guy Get
Speaker 1: Pussy Too a few years ago that I couldn't stand.
Speaker 2: We just always argued.
Speaker 1: I always thought he was annoying, and then he dropped
Speaker 1: me off once because my uber was stuck. I was
Speaker 1: in l a, you can't be all knowing like that,
Speaker 1: you're not gonna let me something, And I was like,
Speaker 1: you look kind of good. Finally, when he I was like,
Speaker 1: oh he's hate fucking me?
Speaker 2: Yea, yeah, he.
Speaker 1: Was too good to get up. He didn't say it.
Speaker 1: How would you? When I gave him head, I remember
Speaker 1: he was enjoying it, but he didn't even want to
Speaker 1: act like it was good, like that's how something? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: Like I just was alway dropping him, probably in a
Speaker 1: way that wasn't even fair.
Speaker 2: But have y'all fucked a girl like that? That was
Speaker 2: hard to take down, not like not like you, not
Speaker 2: like that lever trying to think that was a bitch.
Speaker 1: I used to talk about the fact that he had
Speaker 1: a ball spot in the middle of every I was like,
Speaker 1: why are you a beards on the side wonder? I
Speaker 1: don't give him kucci at all because it was I
Speaker 1: think we were realized after we were playing on this
Speaker 1: mean to each other fantasy.
Speaker 2: I mean, I've I've have you guys ever, just because
Speaker 2: I have you guys ever sucked the.
Speaker 1: Girl that you only got along with in the bedroom,
Speaker 1: But as soon as you got done, you were.
Speaker 2: Like, this bitch gotta go. Yes, that was the one
Speaker 2: you text me about.
Speaker 1: Oh he had to come and save you.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, like the one when you said we
Speaker 3: said earlier about you heard me upstairs.
Speaker 2: Annoying. So how did she get in in the bed
Speaker 2: with you?
Speaker 3: She was she had a fine, Yeah she was.
Speaker 2: Did she know did she maybe agree?
Speaker 1: Like was it something to where it was mutual, like
Speaker 1: you're only coming over the fuck and then you could go?
Speaker 2: And what was the conversation only that did y'all only
Speaker 2: text to link up and fuck yeah kind of.
Speaker 3: So she was like we had been friends for a
Speaker 3: couple of years, but like friends adjacent, similar friendship groups.
Speaker 3: And then one time and then there was time she
Speaker 3: was her ex. She was just like two forward and
Speaker 3: she would come in her apartment with her asking kind
Speaker 3: of like full blown arguments about ship. And then one
Speaker 3: day we hadn't spoken for the last six months, and
Speaker 3: then she got drunk.
Speaker 2: We're out. She got drunk. She just confessed and she
Speaker 2: was just down. You come down the same girl.
Speaker 3: We haven't think so brother Eskimo brothers.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Maybe Eskimo would be having a small town or something.
Speaker 3: I don't know, but they call it Eskimo brother What
Speaker 3: they call it in scrubs wiener cousins.
Speaker 2: Cousins is a fun wiener cousin. That's a good No.
Speaker 2: I like that way more.
Speaker 1: Listen when you have the log cabin and you kind
Speaker 1: of like we need to refresh. I've had a question
Speaker 1: what makes good pussy for you?
Speaker 2: What makes good pussy?
Speaker 3: Two things for me that come to my straight away,
Speaker 3: like the grip and the moisteness of it, because there's
Speaker 3: different types. I've said to James before, like a fun
Speaker 3: to go and pussy.
Speaker 2: Was like oil in an amazing way.
Speaker 1: Okay, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Joy, And it's like oil.
Speaker 3: Is crazy and I've never which type of We never
Speaker 3: had it since he.
Speaker 2: Said not virgin. All there is she might us you
Speaker 2: felt like oil, so all.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean, say what you want by
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Speaker 2: We were just having a chat about.
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Speaker 2: A ky ball that you could shoot up into yourself.
Speaker 1: You could do it three or four hours before sex,
Speaker 1: and it starts to melt over the course of the
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Speaker 1: But oh my god, She's like, yo, guys are like
Speaker 1: acting like they need to fuck me. Offset They're like
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Speaker 2: Women, you know, but I mean shooting it up that far? Yeah,
Speaker 2: what about like a chemical sense? And I think the
Speaker 2: ball I don't think so.
Speaker 1: But also remember they're using this ball mainly like a
Speaker 1: lot of these products are developed for women that are
Speaker 1: having issues with vaginal dryness, not even during sex menopause
Speaker 1: like that, I would. I would also just because y'all
Speaker 1: know I love condom dick. There are loops that aren't good.
Speaker 1: I love cont oh my god, because I love having sex.
Speaker 1: I love having sex with someone and not having to
Speaker 1: be worried whether my period is going to come on
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Speaker 1: Like you just gotta, you know, work a little bit
Speaker 1: more for a play might be needed. But I know
Speaker 1: what dick is good when I don't even know that
Speaker 1: he's got a condom on and it's.
Speaker 2: Just like this is great.
Speaker 1: But the tip is if you want to use that
Speaker 1: ky ball, there are loops that are not good to
Speaker 1: use with condoms, like it can eat at the condom
Speaker 1: and make it break, So you might want to just
Speaker 1: be careful with what type of lub it is compared
Speaker 1: to your cont use any lubes or have any toys
Speaker 1: or anything like that that you.
Speaker 2: But I do not have. I don't have a go to.
Speaker 2: But you have anal sex. I'm I don't even know
Speaker 2: if that needed to be mentioned down.
Speaker 1: The faith.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, both yea, he had to read.
Speaker 1: Justine se do you need a menaphere head?
Speaker 3: I'm nice, I'm nice.
Speaker 2: You look like you got back. Okay, So then so
Speaker 2: then here we go.
Speaker 1: This is our war nerve. We need the sex tips
Speaker 1: for the men listening. Okay, they want to have anal sex. Now,
Speaker 1: anal for a lot of women is like they're terrified.
Speaker 1: They're petrified, especially if it's big and girthy, Like women
Speaker 1: are like, oh my god, you're not gonna fi.
Speaker 2: I look like I'm in a cold pond.
Speaker 1: And I only do anal sex once a quarter, so bad,
Speaker 1: you know. So what tip would the two of you
Speaker 1: have for men who really wants to experience anal sex
Speaker 1: and wants to ask their partner.
Speaker 2: Hey, I'd like to do it. How do you guys? Ask?
Speaker 2: If you could stick it back there? Ask?
Speaker 3: I feel like in sexual conversation not like before, way
Speaker 3: before the just normal conversation. I will be like, have
Speaker 3: you ever tried anal before just a normal conversation if
Speaker 3: she said no, but she'll obviously ask me if I tried. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's my bag, my rat, you.
Speaker 2: Know, that's my back, that's my bag.
Speaker 3: Nine times ten women would love to please a man,
Speaker 3: so they want to try try, even though it's not
Speaker 3: something they've haven't done before. They were willing to do
Speaker 3: or try, but they want to try.
Speaker 2: Like virgins, I hate.
Speaker 3: No no no no no no no no no no no.
Speaker 3: It has to be some with someone that's done it before,
Speaker 3: like a season proh crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you don't want virgin, but you wouldn't you
Speaker 1: were off.
Speaker 2: I'm in that phase right now.
Speaker 1: You know. I keep trying. It's so exhausting because like
Speaker 1: I can't imagine how frustrating is you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: How many times you gonna tell me relaxed. I knows
Speaker 2: it's not worth it.
Speaker 3: It's actually not worth it, like if it if it's
Speaker 3: if it's yeah.
Speaker 2: Like I didn't want anything with like someone who's like
Speaker 2: down down for it. You want her to be on
Speaker 2: the date, Yeah, then then I'm down. Have the pug,
Speaker 2: but yeah, I would definitely say put the plug in there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like that's and I love having a little diamond
Speaker 1: in my buttole like already actually want to.
Speaker 2: Give it to someone because but do you judge it
Speaker 2: if you just about, wow, that's the sexy surprising having
Speaker 2: a diving in the bat hole.
Speaker 1: So I did that recently and one of the things,
Speaker 1: and he was like shaken, lady out, not only to
Speaker 1: have it in there, but when I was ready to
Speaker 1: take it out because we had been, I said, keep
Speaker 1: it in me.
Speaker 2: So I bent over to the side and I said,
Speaker 2: I want you to feel it come out, because clearly you.
Speaker 1: Could feel it. So I like slowly, bad niggas started
Speaker 1: shaking because I literally slowly pulled the butt plug out
Speaker 1: while he was inside of me because he could feel it.
Speaker 1: So that's my tip for y'all with the with the
Speaker 1: butt plugs. Lady. Sometimes when I hear about the pulling out,
Speaker 1: I think about shit, and I just I am so
Speaker 1: like over the top, Like I've done a lot of
Speaker 1: compliments about my set, and I think that's what's keeping
Speaker 1: me from getting sucked in the ass all the way
Speaker 1: because everyone always talks about how good I smell or
Speaker 1: my taste right, and it makes me think.
Speaker 2: Okay, well I don't know about dad, Like what if
Speaker 2: I can why I pulled it out?
Speaker 1: What have you seen the law check and see if
Speaker 1: there's a mess later?
Speaker 2: Screw that thing?
Speaker 1: Who have no across them?
Speaker 2: Have you ever pulled out the scene a little too much?
Speaker 1: Ship?
Speaker 3: I'm sure no, not on the not on thing.
Speaker 2: Now, what about from anal sex? Like, was it ever
Speaker 2: on your day? That's what I was talking about.
Speaker 1: The UK girls and that clean booty holes taking.
Speaker 2: Kind of risks.
Speaker 1: American women. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I just want to drink coffee that morning and pray
Speaker 2: that's it. Like what do you call it? Uh? I think, oh,
Speaker 2: you could do sh but like you can do ship.
Speaker 2: But I will say you this before.
Speaker 1: Do you guys ever know when a girl maybe like
Speaker 1: really wants to like lick your butt and like maybe
Speaker 1: put a finger there, because I'd be like trying to
Speaker 1: do a shower together and get in there.
Speaker 3: And I have one girl who was like focused on
Speaker 3: that that in between that valley of death. Yeah, she
Speaker 3: was locked in on that for the time, almost to
Speaker 3: the point where I's going to be like, if you're
Speaker 3: going to do it? Do it?
Speaker 1: You're just playing now, But it was yeah, listen she
Speaker 1: listened to the show. Maybe you well, literally we could
Speaker 1: start the message right, I'll read it. Hey, Mandy, he weezy,
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about getting into my boyfriend. She'll starting sitting up,
Speaker 1: look at the camera. This is what you do, and
Speaker 1: she talks about the gooch as an entry point. And
Speaker 1: to be fair, I've tried it based off a good ryot,
Speaker 1: but I'm I'm very particular, especially now because i'm having
Speaker 1: like I'm dating more casually. They're so different that it's
Speaker 1: still always a conversation like I'm gonna ask if you know,
Speaker 1: I'll do the little knuckle rum, but I won't even
Speaker 1: you have the knuckle rub is so like they don't
Speaker 1: think I'm going to finger them, but like while I'm
Speaker 1: sucking their dick and I'm wetting my hand with the balls.
Speaker 1: When i'm rubbing the balls, I'll go like this and
Speaker 1: then rubbing between their crack like this, but they'll be
Speaker 1: petrified if they feel the finger, So I start with
Speaker 1: the knuckle and I see of course that they squinched
Speaker 1: and all that. But regardless, I'm always having the conversation first,
Speaker 1: like you have to, because a man will kick the
Speaker 1: funk out of you, Like men that are not comfortable
Speaker 1: with anything being back there, maybe they will kick the
Speaker 1: ship out of you and it will ruin the whole move.
Speaker 1: So I'm always about still having the conversation. I think
Speaker 1: conversation I don't like.
Speaker 2: I do think she was just around the goose waiting
Speaker 2: for you to open the leg, and she was she
Speaker 2: was waiting for something for me right now.
Speaker 1: I know we've had your hair a while, but I
Speaker 1: actually just had a final thing.
Speaker 2: I wanted to know you have.
Speaker 1: So many questions, and then I want to know the
Speaker 1: craziest that you think you had, because the craziest that
Speaker 1: I saw was the person that said they had a
Speaker 1: man going down on them and they had a cockroach
Speaker 1: come out of the fold. Now the was the cockroroach alive.
Speaker 3: And if you started crawling, she he said, it came
Speaker 3: out your pussy And she was like, no, no, no, I
Speaker 3: fold maybe, but definitely just.
Speaker 2: So she was justifying folds. Oh my, I forgot about
Speaker 2: that one that I did it. Y y'all believed, you
Speaker 2: believe that, y'all believe that what has happened, but still
Speaker 2: proven guilty. I don't know, honest.
Speaker 1: Sometimes we get emails and ship and I'm like, remember
Speaker 1: the one the two sisters that started sucking and they
Speaker 1: showed us their Yeah they did this.
Speaker 2: If y'all were sucking a woman in a bug started
Speaker 2: crawling on her? Is that the end of the Yeah,
Speaker 2: Like I wasn't even get dressed. Me disgust. That's disgusting.
Speaker 2: But that's to me, like it couldn't have just been
Speaker 2: on her.
Speaker 1: You had to see the roaches somewhere before y'all got
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 2: They explained the situation before.
Speaker 3: They were both beasts like they they love eating and
Speaker 3: it gets everywhere, and yeah they were.
Speaker 2: They were disgusted.
Speaker 1: What other than that one? Was your crazy that you
Speaker 1: remember the sex based like who fucked her their man's
Speaker 1: mom or something like who.
Speaker 3: I don't think there's any that we've read that's like
Speaker 3: sexual like that.
Speaker 2: We've had just a lot of just coach insane.
Speaker 1: Absolutely.
Speaker 2: Most of it's just portrayal. Yeah, yeah, just my portrayal
Speaker 2: is that big out here, like niggas be cheating? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I just didn't know.
Speaker 1: I was sorry, y'all are a bit more conservative out here,
Speaker 1: so I just didn't know.
Speaker 2: Cheating is the thing out here everywhere.
Speaker 1: Yeah, do you think it's an American thing because of
Speaker 1: maybe there's I was gonna say, a lot of like
Speaker 1: open relationship talk and like it's just a lot of
Speaker 1: I feel like I see so much of that discussion
Speaker 1: with American couples, so it's like people maybe have less
Speaker 1: views of monogamy.
Speaker 2: It's like, oh, she'll forgive me.
Speaker 1: I think, I when I can ask for forgiveness later.
Speaker 1: I think it's a more of a Western concept only
Speaker 1: because like I know, like with a lot of the
Speaker 1: Muslim countries and and the whole continent of Africa, they
Speaker 1: like they're they're open to having multiple Like it's more
Speaker 1: of a village building than in America. No, you supposed
Speaker 1: to only have one. So I think it's more of
Speaker 1: just we lean more.
Speaker 3: Yeah, i'd say, although also Americans, you guys use the
Speaker 3: word like side chick, like standard like I don't don't
Speaker 3: y'all don't call them that. We would something like I
Speaker 3: never I would never turn to him about just did this.
Speaker 3: I did, like, guys, on what's the name about it?
Speaker 2: There is no name. You don't have a side girlfriends.
Speaker 3: You have your girlfriend and then that's just unwritten, unspoken,
Speaker 3: unseen on her things things.
Speaker 2: What you calling?
Speaker 1: You ever want to be a ting?
Speaker 3: Oh no?
Speaker 1: Oh no, So I wanted to ask that. Then for
Speaker 1: for the men, you said it's unspoken, but clearly you
Speaker 1: know if he has a girlfriend and he's bringing another
Speaker 1: girl around that's not his girlfriend, how does is you
Speaker 1: said there's no conversation about it? Do you ever hold
Speaker 1: your friend accountable for cheating? Like, do you ever be like, hey, brother,
Speaker 1: don't cheat on Like like, is there a conversation like
Speaker 1: damn you dead ass wrong for cheating on your girlfriend?
Speaker 2: Do boys?
Speaker 1: Did you men?
Speaker 2: When we were younger? And one time?
Speaker 8: Really yeah?
Speaker 2: I told the story before where the first time I
Speaker 2: was eighteen, I had ever cheated on anyone? And I did.
Speaker 2: I didn't even do anything. We're just in a club,
Speaker 2: I had a girlfriend.
Speaker 3: One other girl like just came up and just sound
Speaker 3: my laps and trying to kiss me, and he saw
Speaker 3: I was storm He stormed out. He's like this and
Speaker 3: I threw it off me and chas him and I
Speaker 3: was like broh, bro Like I was sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Sorry.
Speaker 3: He's like, no, bro, I can't believe I like and
Speaker 3: then like yeah, we both set Yeah, yeah it was.
Speaker 2: You know what makes us worse? You know when you
Speaker 2: need someone and you're like, oh thank you.
Speaker 1: Now after this, oh they're gonna be throwing people like
Speaker 1: when you arrived to the stakes, should we greet you
Speaker 1: with our mouths?
Speaker 2: You know, fight them girls? Don't be a good man.
Speaker 1: You know what makes it worse with I think today's culture,
Speaker 1: a good man that's someone else's man.
Speaker 2: It's still a man you want.
Speaker 1: That's what's even really scary what I've learned, Like I've
Speaker 1: heard women say, like, see how he treats his like, man, bitch,
Speaker 1: you gotta.
Speaker 2: How he treats his wife? Yeah, what do we do?
Speaker 3: The other day we did a question out. I was like,
Speaker 3: what's the worst violation of bro code and what's the
Speaker 3: worst fination? And like all the go codes were just
Speaker 3: like fuck my sister, he found my best friend, Like
Speaker 3: like it was all girls in their circle somewhere.
Speaker 2: What about for men, what's the biggest violation for bro code?
Speaker 2: Bro funny enough bro code?
Speaker 3: A lot of it was telling the girlfriend that the
Speaker 3: bar she had a violation, big violation.
Speaker 1: You know that just means they want the bitch that
Speaker 1: you're probably dating dirty mackin I don't even know.
Speaker 2: I think this dude may have not have wanted me.
Speaker 2: But when I was dating old Big, who's.
Speaker 1: A guy, she did a lot when his boy said
Speaker 1: something to me like oh, I didn't even realize y'all
Speaker 1: moved a little because I saw him with Oh, but
Speaker 1: you know, I know you probably chill or whatever I do.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I think he wanted to just kind of
Speaker 1: like stick it to him more. But I realized, like
Speaker 1: when men do that to each other, it's so embarrassing
Speaker 1: because we the type of bitches where you call my
Speaker 1: phone and be like, Yo, is she over there?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but she's sleep. I gotta hang up.
Speaker 1: I gotta go like I'm gonna have to lie ready. Man,
Speaker 1: my homegirls, I would do anything, like literally if you
Speaker 1: told me right now. Yeah, I'm the friend they can't
Speaker 1: call because I'm a friend that when my friends get boyfriends,
Speaker 1: they be like, if my friends she it's my fault.
Speaker 1: It is my friend's fault that they cheated it because
Speaker 1: you was with man. Of course you cheated because you
Speaker 1: was with Mandy.
Speaker 2: Mandy be with the next.
Speaker 1: So I'm the friend that once they get in a
Speaker 1: relationship they'd be like, bitch, you going out. I don't
Speaker 1: know if I want you to.
Speaker 2: Hang O'll live for each other for him seven days.
Speaker 2: We live for each other. That's what we do.
Speaker 1: What They're not gonna believe my life what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: My friends got a resume, They'd be like, say, I
Speaker 1: work for you and do this and I do that.
Speaker 2: Hello, I have all my friends. Yeah, I'm on their
Speaker 2: resumes as their yea for the American Express.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Absolutely, she has been an amazing team em bro.
Speaker 1: We just like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would like yeah, but yeah see scripts.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, before we get out of here, we
Speaker 1: have a question. This is our home mail. This is
Speaker 1: what we need your help with. It says Hey, Weezy
Speaker 1: and Mandy, Ands and Gigs. I'm new to the podcast
Speaker 1: and got put on by a girl that I'm seeing.
Speaker 1: This is a twenty sixth mail and he is dating
Speaker 1: a woman who's twenty five. I wanted to ask for
Speaker 1: advice on how to navigate whenever our partner decides to
Speaker 1: start practicing abstinence. We are both transparent and communicate well,
Speaker 1: so I trust there will be communication if feelings changed.
Speaker 1: I have previously communicated with the things that I wanted,
Speaker 1: and now I'm scared that she won't show up. Now
Speaker 1: that those things have had now that those things have
Speaker 1: been discussed, I want to be able to support her
Speaker 1: through her celibacy journey, but don't really know how to
Speaker 1: navigate this. Should I just talk to her about my
Speaker 1: fears and ask how I can best be of service
Speaker 1: for the things she wants throughout her abstinist journey? Or
Speaker 1: should I leave? I added that last part because.
Speaker 2: Whitch what I feel triggered? She dated someone who was
Speaker 2: it was celebrating I was.
Speaker 1: I gave him my I left my panties in my
Speaker 1: car or in his car once, like as a surprise.
Speaker 1: I'm like, he was just asexual and I told me
Speaker 1: to celebate.
Speaker 2: Oh shit, like it would cuddle.
Speaker 1: The makeouts were so good, I was fucking soaking the
Speaker 1: bed and then he'd be.
Speaker 2: Like, no, I'm good.
Speaker 1: Would you navigate a relationship with a woman who, within
Speaker 1: the relationship wanted to go on a journey of abstinence?
Speaker 2: She give me a time period?
Speaker 1: I mean, she's going through the journey. She might not
Speaker 1: figure out see that that was a good question. That
Speaker 1: he had no time period on when his for ends.
Speaker 1: If I even if it was even six months, I
Speaker 1: could have held that I need to know when I
Speaker 1: need deadlines, So I would be cool with dating a
Speaker 1: guy you want to be abstinently cool. So now we
Speaker 1: have to talk about opening this relationship, Like I think
Speaker 1: that that has to be the conversation, because I don't
Speaker 1: think in a relationship any partner should be able to
Speaker 1: just abstain from something that they were giving without the compromise,
Speaker 1: Like you can go through this journey, but then how
Speaker 1: do we make this okay for me in this relationship,
Speaker 1: especially if you want to be with the person. I
Speaker 1: think that sex specifically is one of those important things
Speaker 1: like and of course there's Ramadan, and I know like
Speaker 1: men will sometimes abstained from drinking for a certain time,
Speaker 1: or you know, they take one of their advices away,
Speaker 1: but of course that has a deadline on it. So
Speaker 1: I'm cool with like, damn, you ain't drinking right now,
Speaker 1: all right? But sex to me, that's like all right, well,
Speaker 1: if you ain't giving it to me, we got to
Speaker 1: talk about this. And that's the same for y'all.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, straight away, Yeah, what time period? If it
Speaker 3: was six months, I'm la, we'll have to we might
Speaker 3: have to talk about some Six.
Speaker 1: Months is a long time.
Speaker 2: How long could you actually wait for your partner to
Speaker 2: obstain what? What would be a good like you said rama,
Speaker 2: which is how long is is it a month? A month?
Speaker 1: I could do because a month is really only three
Speaker 1: weeks because she got a period. Yeah, he said, what
Speaker 1: beyond sixty days is probably really difficult? Today is because
Speaker 1: I really believed his celibacy was like something he needed
Speaker 1: for himself, and it made me feel wrong for pushing.
Speaker 1: But then I walked.
Speaker 2: I mean I was humping the edge of the chair
Speaker 2: when he was walking. It was terrible. You know what
Speaker 2: kill me? We would go and fucking watch.
Speaker 1: A movie or a sex scene what happened, and I'd
Speaker 1: be like, I can also not handle like heavy petting
Speaker 1: or makeout.
Speaker 2: That doesn't satisfy me. Now all I want to do
Speaker 2: is your date, Like no, yeah, Like.
Speaker 1: There's a guy I'm dating right now and he's not
Speaker 1: into casual sex becaues not want to have sex, but
Speaker 1: when I'm with him, I just want to eat the
Speaker 1: funk out of him. So we go on dates. I
Speaker 1: have a great time, and while I'm with him, I'm
Speaker 1: setting up someone to beat me at my house.
Speaker 2: Is that bad because I'm so hot by the time
Speaker 2: you listen anywhere? Oh my god, Yes.
Speaker 3: He is.
Speaker 2: So he is so fine and he like oos a
Speaker 2: sex and so I'm just winning.
Speaker 1: He was Nah, he No, you don't smell he smelled good.
Speaker 1: You don't smell like Paula Santo. I told you one
Speaker 1: that guy because he smelled like Paula Sanzo. This nigga
Speaker 1: don't feel like he just his mouth is so gorgeous.
Speaker 1: So when he talks and we talk a long time,
Speaker 1: I just be too horny. So I'd be like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I know we ain't gonna fuck, but I like you,
Speaker 1: so I'm.
Speaker 2: Gonna keep dating you.
Speaker 1: But dating? Did you ever?
Speaker 7: Now?
Speaker 2: I told him, are we dating? We're dating?
Speaker 1: We're we're dating, but I'm fucking someone else. But yeah,
Speaker 1: only because I'm respecting his boundaries. I don't like the.
Speaker 4: Size his journey, honoring his fucking.
Speaker 2: Journey in his presences behavior.
Speaker 1: I mean, when I go to the bathroom, you know
Speaker 1: I'm drinking, I'm might have to piss.
Speaker 2: I'm not like in front of him, like his house. No, no,
Speaker 2: this one. We're out dating. We're not dating in his house.
Speaker 1: Outside dating and then.
Speaker 9: We both go and you what, okay, sexy, Well it's
Speaker 9: sexy because it's not.
Speaker 2: Yeah you want to be the side. Yeah kind of
Speaker 2: hot if you are just like that experience. Well, I'm
Speaker 2: making the sideman take me out too.
Speaker 1: Dating. Don't you telling the guy that you run a
Speaker 1: date with someone? See I tell the guy that came
Speaker 1: over to drop dick. I didn't tell him I was
Speaker 1: dating someone that whole day.
Speaker 2: Okay. When I was with the Celevis, you know, I
Speaker 2: b d D and I remember he was like, and.
Speaker 1: You going that one? We see you? And then I
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, manu it while he was sucking me,
Speaker 1: he was talking about it, and I was like, now
Speaker 1: he's the catalyst from my orgasm.
Speaker 2: That's amazing. It was sucked up.
Speaker 1: Anyway, So we can't, I guess, promote your tour because
Speaker 1: it sold out so fast.
Speaker 2: Hello, Okay, y'all might be adding shows and ship so
Speaker 2: I know you better.
Speaker 1: Be add me to the accomplish dumb.
Speaker 2: I'm joking. I'm gonna just drink coming. First of all,
Speaker 2: every time we go to they're like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: you guys are the best show we ever had. Can't
Speaker 2: wait for what y'all.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm excited to see y'all live. And I
Speaker 1: would say create boundaries in your meat and greet because
Speaker 1: the ladies, I will tell you, I'm not sure if
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's different over here.
Speaker 1: Maybe you came with the most hoddust outfit who told
Speaker 1: you to wear graceweatpants to a hold.
Speaker 2: Your print is.
Speaker 1: Like you know, I'm like trying to just with that
Speaker 1: night y'all, y'all came here, you did, so when you
Speaker 1: come to America.
Speaker 2: No grace my pants and none of none of the
Speaker 2: nut huggers.
Speaker 1: Okay, wait, this is how much of host just to
Speaker 1: just to let you know, I only posted it few
Speaker 1: hours ago, so it's not much.
Speaker 2: But I want you to read this. I'm not even
Speaker 2: gonna read this.
Speaker 1: You're gonna let them read it outside. I love it.
Speaker 2: Because what should we ask the guys?
Speaker 1: Put it in your accent?
Speaker 3: These are the questions.
Speaker 2: Okay, we did that you maintain a good friendship? Would
Speaker 2: they have a hook up with a fan? Asked that
Speaker 2: we that single? And they wanting to have a question,
Speaker 2: they want and stuff.
Speaker 1: But I think somebody always they asking us to join them.
Speaker 1: Oh theyby yeah, yeah, they'll be asking to join, like
Speaker 1: can I you after? The way they ask is almost
Speaker 1: like we're both no mostly girls mostly. The guy has
Speaker 1: come up to me like literally and my friend was like, bro,
Speaker 1: that was so within a minute he asked me to
Speaker 1: take he has to take me to dinner and peg them.
Speaker 2: Literally within one minute of meeting.
Speaker 1: And my friend was like, bitch, that's like a nigga
Speaker 1: coming up saying the suck like can you suck a vic?
Speaker 2: Like why is he so comfortable asking to be pay?
Speaker 2: I think people just don't know their period. No me
Speaker 2: and greed, I will say anyone who's ever asked to
Speaker 2: don't talk.
Speaker 1: But the girls are very sweet and you can tell
Speaker 1: what it's gonna happen because they either go towards me
Speaker 1: or bandy first and then they're.
Speaker 2: Just like oh nice, especially the couples. That's crazy. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so guys, sorry, but they're not cooks. So single ladies,
Speaker 2: how about wait, are y'all single men?
Speaker 1: We can do the Chris Brown style photos, like like
Speaker 1: y'all should do that.
Speaker 2: You can't give them too much.
Speaker 1: Let our audience know where they can listen to you
Speaker 1: find you all the.
Speaker 3: Things ships and gigs liter just gigs he said.
Speaker 2: And your new show, you a new show arches on
Speaker 2: patres Paton.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm not gonna lie. My producer may shout
Speaker 1: out to her. She said that y'all have one of
Speaker 1: the best patreons. She has the merch and everything. So
Speaker 1: whatever y'all are doing over there, y'all, if y'all want
Speaker 1: bonus content, she said, it's the only Patreon she subscribes to.
Speaker 1: I don't know why she ain't but you know, even
Speaker 1: know that, but but she absolutely said what y'all are
Speaker 1: doing over there on patreon content the level of it
Speaker 1: loves it.
Speaker 2: Oh wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so literally has told me.
Speaker 2: How much she loves y'all and specifically your patreon.
Speaker 1: So and if y'all want to subscribe, I don't know what.
Speaker 2: You know, she got a man, so she ain't sa crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, no, they were.
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Speaker 1: to me, because we just gonna see here and shoot
Speaker 1: y'all the ship.
Speaker 8: I shoot y'all the.
Speaker 1: Ship, shoot y'all of ship. I can't say that, like
Speaker 1: shoot the ship. You ain't never heard of shoot the ship. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but shoot y'all, shoot.
Speaker 2: Y'all the shit.
Speaker 1: We No, I can't say that we're not gonna do this.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna shoot you the ship. Now, don't we shooting
Speaker 1: y'all a ship?
Speaker 8: Sure?
Speaker 2: Baby? Okay?
Speaker 1: Anyways, I actually we gotta be able to schedule this
Speaker 1: because this is considered a part two continuation of a
Speaker 1: regular episode. But y'all know we be Voke recording. So
Speaker 1: here it is. But wanted to, you know, keep it flowing,
Speaker 1: keep it going.
Speaker 8: Okay.
Speaker 1: So we are at the point where you said he
Speaker 1: is super ambitious, Okay, so really like him. Then I
Speaker 1: share with you the nigga that I fucked after not
Speaker 1: fucking for almost four years, right, and now I fucked
Speaker 1: and is good boo.
Speaker 10: So the two other niggas, So let's start with nigga
Speaker 10: number three. So nigga number three, it's been to our
Speaker 10: number three nigga. Number three was about to be the
Speaker 10: nigga that would have been.
Speaker 1: If I played my cards out this week, it would
Speaker 1: be another artist nigga didn't show you about. That's what
Speaker 1: I'm about show you too.
Speaker 2: Oh so this three Niggas'm about to tell you.
Speaker 1: Yus this christ So the three niggas. He was about
Speaker 1: to be number three.
Speaker 8: Okay.
Speaker 1: So I've been having the hardest dilemma with him because
Speaker 1: this is Patreon and no I am not shaming, No,
Speaker 1: I'm not judging. But he's a sex worker.
Speaker 6: He has an only fansy, but we've been talking from before.
Speaker 6: He had only fans back when I was bat bitch.
Speaker 6: We've been talking since twenty seventeen. But now he's like,
Speaker 6: what did he do before?
Speaker 1: Only I think he was just a bro fine nigger okay,
Speaker 1: and now he's a lit.
Speaker 8: Let's see the content, okay.
Speaker 1: So, oh, I'll show you the content. Then let me
Speaker 1: go to Twitter first. Okay, before showing you, I was
Speaker 1: going to show you his pretty smile and his lovely face.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I don't care.
Speaker 1: But since you actually want to see the dick and
Speaker 1: so this is oh, let me turn down.
Speaker 8: Oh so I heard the shower bitch.
Speaker 2: So that's who.
Speaker 8: I've seen him before.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm sure everyone has seen him before. So I'm
Speaker 1: supposed to be fucking him this week. And we've been talking.
Speaker 8: Why do you keep trying to fuck my type of
Speaker 8: niggas with dreams?
Speaker 3: Bro?
Speaker 2: This is bro.
Speaker 1: I've been talking to him since he ain't have dreads. Okay,
Speaker 1: he had like I think of.
Speaker 8: A low cut look at the big someone else? Baby,
Speaker 8: did you gonna take these?
Speaker 1: Don't do that, don't don't, don't day you're shipping. So
Speaker 1: that's another reason why I didn't want niggas before.
Speaker 8: The videos of him witch, he deleted all of them.
Speaker 2: I don't know what's happening.
Speaker 1: Is giving solo? I even subscribe to prepare to his
Speaker 1: only fans of subscribe?
Speaker 8: Is he one of the niggas that bitch has been accusing.
Speaker 3: Of some shiit?
Speaker 1: No, he's actually not.
Speaker 8: That's his real come coming up, bro, it is.
Speaker 1: It's hot And he just said, baby, if you want
Speaker 1: me to spend the night, I'll spend the night.
Speaker 2: So I'm like, babe.
Speaker 8: He's been calling me babe, like what are we doing here?
Speaker 1: Not bang?
Speaker 2: Not girlfriend experienced?
Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm okay. No, bitch, I'm in marsh you he's
Speaker 1: got damn baby. So this is this is the niggas.
Speaker 1: It's already any funny niggas will lost me wearing bondes,
Speaker 1: ships already prescribed subscribe schedule. I don't know what's in
Speaker 1: your weird bitch. We are fucking on Wednesday.
Speaker 2: Okay. The problem is it's Monday.
Speaker 1: I could have a nigga slot over tonight, but then
Speaker 1: the nigga actually like we going on to dat. You
Speaker 1: need to suck someone before him, so it's open because
Speaker 1: it's big, right, Yeah, I don't like this advice. Why
Speaker 1: is that not crazy? That's not crazy to say? Bro,
Speaker 1: is anyone watching on his is the girth of this water?
Speaker 2: His is big.
Speaker 1: It is like it's but is big.
Speaker 8: So anyways, that thing is gonna confuse your pussy from
Speaker 8: your asshole.
Speaker 1: So I'm supposed to fuck him on Wednesday. Then this
Speaker 1: is the nigga.
Speaker 8: Is he just gonna come over you guys gonnaet drinks first?
Speaker 1: No, girl, I'm gonna be in Atlanta. He's gonna come
Speaker 1: through to the hotel. Hotel sex bit hotel sex, bitch.
Speaker 1: He coming through hes spending the night. I got a
Speaker 1: production date to do the next day, but he's gonna wait,
Speaker 1: why is he spending the night? Actually, so that's what
Speaker 1: we've already talked about.
Speaker 3: So M