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Speaker 1: Concession. I can't take back e arms.

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Speaker 2: Mouse speaker text to seven eight five nine two says

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Speaker 2: I eat those pre made gas station pizzas every week.

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Speaker 2: They taste absolutely awful.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, why do you do it? Every week?

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Speaker 2: Barely passable as food? But a full pizza only costs

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Speaker 2: seven to ninety.

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Speaker 3: Nine That's why you do it.

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Speaker 2: And I just can't pass up a deal like that.

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Speaker 3: I'm with you.

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Speaker 2: I've always wondered who eats those pizzas because they look

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Speaker 2: like they've been sitting there for nine days untouched.

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Speaker 3: It's crazy. I don't know. My mom just came and

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Speaker 3: she was like, have you tried the seven to eleven pizza?

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Speaker 3: It is incredible? Really? Yes?

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Speaker 1: You know what?

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Speaker 2: You can learn so much by listening to the mass

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Speaker 2: speaker who eats the pizzas there, who does all sorts

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Speaker 2: of stuff When people share their confessions anonymously, like with

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Speaker 2: today's caller, who's chosen to use Arianna as her fake identity. So, Ariana, welcome.

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Speaker 3: To the show, big fans? No, all right, that was

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Speaker 3: actually confession.

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Speaker 2: She's like, who's are on a grande? I'm not a fan?

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Speaker 2: That's okay, you don't have to be. We're a fan

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Speaker 2: of secrets here, so the voice changer is on. You're

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Speaker 2: the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to make sure it was on because

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Speaker 1: I'm embarrassed. But good, okay, I.

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Speaker 3: Love embarrassing stories. Let's go.

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Speaker 1: So a little while ago, my boyfriend and I took

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Speaker 1: a trip to San Francisco and we'd never been there before. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but our travel day was a complete nightmare. It took forever.

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Speaker 1: Our flight was delayed like five hours, and so by

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Speaker 1: the time we got to San Francisco and we got

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Speaker 1: to the rental car place, they didn't have the car

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Speaker 1: we wanted. And the only thing they had left was

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Speaker 1: like this giant suv.

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Speaker 3: That's nice.

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Speaker 1: I mean had like four rows of seats. We're used

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Speaker 1: to driving like preuses and like, oh yeah, so this

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Speaker 1: is like a little bus.

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Speaker 3: So you got to make friends so they can take

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Speaker 3: people out of tour.

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Speaker 1: Right, But it's like at this point it's midnight, Like whatever,

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Speaker 1: we'll take it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you just you just want a car to get

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Speaker 2: to wherever you're gone.

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Speaker 3: Another like parking in the city with a giant suv.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, we're getting that. Oh god, you go

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Speaker 1: because also it's midnight and it's pouring rain, and we've

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Speaker 1: never been here before, so we're trying to figure out,

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Speaker 1: like how the streets work. We're trying to drive around

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Speaker 1: and find our airbnb. It's impossible.

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Speaker 4: I'm sure you're being very loving to each other and theseustand.

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Speaker 1: That I definitely didn't get in three fights. Yeah, but

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Speaker 1: all these houses in San Francisco look exactly the same,

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Speaker 1: especially at night in the pouring rain. Yeah, they are.

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Speaker 2: They all are kind of designed to look exactly like

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Speaker 2: the house from Full House.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, in a fancy neighborhood.

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Speaker 1: And like you said, there is nowhere for us to

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Speaker 1: park this giant limo of a car.

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Speaker 2: It's hard to park like a bicycle in San Francisco,

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Speaker 2: let alone like a four seat vehicle.

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Speaker 1: Right, So we finally find an open space, it's like

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Speaker 1: five blocks in the airbnb. So we have to drag

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Speaker 1: our luggage in the rain, in the dark.

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Speaker 3: I'm glad your boyfriend dropped you at the door.

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Speaker 2: You don't want to leave your girlfriend at one o'clock

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Speaker 2: standing outside of a door.

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Speaker 3: Oh, it's a chance. I'd be willing to. I would

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Speaker 3: rather walk with my suitcase.

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Speaker 2: Some steps in, so you're walking five blocks with your luggage.

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Speaker 3: I'm hills.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So we finally get inside, we're exhausted and we just

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Speaker 1: immediately go to the bedroom and crash. Like we don't

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Speaker 1: brought her teeth or anything, like we're just so tired.

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, totally been there.

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Speaker 1: So then in the morning we wake up and we

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Speaker 1: were looking around and we're like, this is the worst

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Speaker 1: airbnbat I've ever seen. It's like horribly decorated. The bathroom

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Speaker 1: is messy. There's literally dirty dishes in the kitchen, sink,

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Speaker 1: toilet barely flushes. We couldn't find clean towels. I was like,

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Speaker 1: how did this place get like positive reviews? And so

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Speaker 1: I looked back on my on the listing at the photos,

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Speaker 1: and the pictures are beautiful and like the place looks

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Speaker 1: the same, but we're in a complete dump. So I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 1: we just got like catfish, we got how that can happen?

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Speaker 4: I feel you on that One time I showed up

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Speaker 4: to what I thought had a hot tub.

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Speaker 3: And the hot tub was literally full of like mold

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Speaker 3: and algae.

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Speaker 2: I was like Brooks just describing her own house.

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Speaker 1: So we're like, let's get out of here, let's just

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Speaker 1: go out and explore the city. And we step off

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Speaker 1: the door and we look at the ad drive and

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Speaker 1: we realize that's where we messed up.

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Speaker 2: What what do you mean?

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Speaker 1: Oh, we're at the correct address, but we didn't realize

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Speaker 1: that in San Francisco they have triplex houses.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, all over the country they have this.

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Speaker 1: It's like one house, but it's divided into like one

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Speaker 1: thirty A, one thirty B.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we completely went into the wrong door.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, how did you get in?

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Speaker 1: Locked? Yea.

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Speaker 3: I'm kind of like if you leave your house so

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Speaker 3: locked in San fran like you're in.

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Speaker 4: That maybe they were helping someone would break in and

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Speaker 4: do the dishes.

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Speaker 1: I mean, we were just so exhausted and it was dark,

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Speaker 1: we didn't even notice. And so we like are immediately

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Speaker 1: mortified and we like run back and grab our stuff

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Speaker 1: and move to our actual airbnb, which is one door over,

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Speaker 1: which turned out to be very nice.

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Speaker 3: Oh well good. I can't believe that someone didn't come

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Speaker 3: home and crawl in and snuggle with you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, nobody was there.

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Speaker 1: I mean, no one was there. I still think I'm like,

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Speaker 1: whose house did I accidentally shower in?

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Speaker 2: That?

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Speaker 3: Gross? Yeah, it's really gross.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but the rest of the church is great

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Speaker 1: after that.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I'm guessing you didn't leave that little note in

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Speaker 4: the in the review, did you?

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Speaker 1: No? Yeah, we haven't told anyone because I'm just so

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Speaker 1: embarrassed and grost doubt.

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Speaker 2: No, But that's a great story for when you tell

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Speaker 2: your family about your trip to San Francisco. Like we

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Speaker 2: saw the Golden gate Bridge, we went to Alcatraz, we

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Speaker 2: broke and entered and did the strangers home, really.

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Speaker 3: Lived with the community and got to know.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, right, you did it right.

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Speaker 2: Good job.

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Speaker 1: Are you on.

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Speaker 2: Text in to seven eight, five nine too. If you

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Speaker 2: have a confession you've been holding on to, we can

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Speaker 2: hyd your identity, mask your voice, and make you our

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Speaker 2: next mass speaker phone outs coming up right after this