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Speaker 1: All right, guys, it is time for comedy. Roulette. Jay,

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Speaker 1: please do the honors and explain.

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Speaker 2: Go ahead, look on his face, you be all right, priceless.

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Speaker 3: I know right.

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Speaker 1: You gotta do it though, anything.

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Speaker 2: If you take four subjects, because we're all comedians, we

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Speaker 2: can do this. You put those four subjects, one at

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Speaker 2: a time on a wheel that goes around and around.

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Speaker 2: When that wheel spins round and around and around, where

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Speaker 2: that wheel stops. Because we're all comedians, we'll do the thing.

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Speaker 1: All right. Here we go with the topics.

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Speaker 4: Things you hide in the fridge from other people, all right.

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Speaker 4: Lies you tell yourself when you're running out of gas,

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Speaker 4: what you say to yourself when you get dumped, and

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Speaker 4: what you say when you oversleep.

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Speaker 1: Spind the wheelcat.

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Speaker 2: Spun it, spun the wheel.

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Speaker 4: I like what you say to yourself in your A,

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Speaker 4: but it's what you say to yourself when you get dumped.

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Speaker 1: I want to end this one. Let's go, guys, let

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Speaker 1: me shut it off.

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Speaker 2: Come on, hey, I was gonna go into service anyway,

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Speaker 2: so this relationship wasn't gonna work out you anyway.

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Speaker 5: I don't really like I didn't really want her in

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Speaker 5: no way. He was her best friend, I really want

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Speaker 5: to be honest with you.

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Speaker 1: Work it out for yourself. Yes, what you say to yourself.

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Speaker 2: When you get dumped, Steve, you do all crazy?

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Speaker 3: I ain't crazy, Jay. What you said yourself?

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Speaker 2: You said yourself when you break up. Trust me, your

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Speaker 2: breath was gonna break us up.

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Speaker 5: You know, I didn't really care for you making me

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Speaker 5: wear all that leather in the bedroom anyway, So I'm

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Speaker 5: glad we ain't doing this no more.

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Speaker 3: Listen, I'm chased now.

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Speaker 1: Come on, Steve. What you say to yourself when you

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Speaker 1: get dumped?

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Speaker 3: I was just about to text her anyway, right after breakfast?

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Speaker 2: You say to yourself when you right up? I don't

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Speaker 2: know how to tell you this, but I never did

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Speaker 2: like your dogs.

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Speaker 3: How about that? You know? Truth be told, Truth be tall.

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Speaker 6: My baby mama won't be back anyway.

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Speaker 3: I ain't worried about this right here.

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Speaker 1: What you say to yourself when you get dumped?

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Speaker 5: I bet you I can find somebody.

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Speaker 3: Come on.

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Speaker 2: Stuff you say to yourself when your drunk. And just

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Speaker 2: in case you get ready to call me, I have

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Speaker 2: blocked all your number.

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Speaker 4: He's hurt, he's hurt, he's hurt.

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Speaker 3: He you know what?

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Speaker 6: You know what what. You know what, Tommy, She'll be

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Speaker 6: back because don't nobody do that little thing that I do.

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Speaker 3: Don't nobody else do that.

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Speaker 1: She'll be back that third person tell me right there, Yes.

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Speaker 4: What you say to yourself when you get jump Steve,

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Speaker 4: you ain't the first person to leave me.

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Speaker 3: You think you doing something. I think you doing something

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Speaker 3: that didn't Nothing left.

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Speaker 1: But gonna being like you're doing some stuff.

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Speaker 2: You say something, you get them. I don't know how

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Speaker 2: to tell you, but the white girl was checking me

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Speaker 2: out anyway.

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Speaker 3: You know what?

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Speaker 6: What you know what time I'm gonna we're gonna get

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Speaker 6: our life together. We're gonna going to church and we're

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Speaker 6: gonna just let the law ask somebody.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna let the law ask about it.

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Speaker 1: That's a good one. Yeah, she cut him. Cut him

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Speaker 1: one more, Steve, close it.

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Speaker 3: Out my lips say't that be?

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Speaker 1: I'm next?

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Speaker 3: Did the custom? I don't know what?

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Speaker 1: Right up to the great job. Guys, you're listening to

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Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show.