WEBVTT - Episode 142: To Whom It May Concern 

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<v Speaker 1>Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick

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<v Speaker 1>takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the

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<v Speaker 1>Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about

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<v Speaker 1>his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet

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<v Speaker 1>without doing the actual gambling.

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<v Speaker 2>You're a coward.

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<v Speaker 1>It's easy to have a scapegoat and now joined by

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<v Speaker 1>bad Larry, Shay and Irving and Dylan the graphics got

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<v Speaker 1>I have friends.

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<v Speaker 3>Here's Dan Patrick, oh Man. Morale is high. Glad to

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<v Speaker 3>have everybody here. Wait, wait, why isn't anybody in a

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<v Speaker 3>good mood?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm in a great movie man, Larry, I'm I'm happy.

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<v Speaker 4>What's up?

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<v Speaker 5>I don't Yeah, Marvin, I think we're all in a

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<v Speaker 5>good mood, maybe except for one person.

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<v Speaker 2>Ray.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, it's not Ray. It's not Dylan, it's not me,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not Marvin, it's not no, it's not Larry, it's

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<v Speaker 1>it's Shay and Irving fresh off a cowboy victory, and

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<v Speaker 1>he is How can you not be in a good mood?

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<v Speaker 1>It's Thanksgiving week? Cowboys. Won you get to spend time

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<v Speaker 1>with family and friends over the holidays.

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<v Speaker 6>Danny the Roommate played last shows clips at therapy yesterday no,

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<v Speaker 6>I'm not kidding. She played the part where I said

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<v Speaker 6>the therapist is childless and she needs masculine energy and

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<v Speaker 6>she will ask me out. She played that part in therapy.

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<v Speaker 6>So I have a letter I have to read. Are

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<v Speaker 6>you I have to read? Statement to me, to the audience,

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<v Speaker 6>to the audience, I'm not kidding. If that's okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 6>to whom I'm make concern, I do not think childless

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<v Speaker 6>white women are the most dangerous voting block this country

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<v Speaker 6>has ever produced. And cats are not soulless creatures that

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<v Speaker 6>only weirdos and over emotional losers own. I retract my

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<v Speaker 6>statement about my therapist wanting to ask me out and

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<v Speaker 6>needing masculine energy in her life, and I am committed

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<v Speaker 6>to open compromise on parenting styles.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, very nice? Is it?

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<v Speaker 1>Like? Sincerely? Or I have I have?

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<v Speaker 6>I have a message to the tennis moms that clip

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<v Speaker 6>this show and send to the roommate. I will expose

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<v Speaker 6>you and your husband's and I will expose the children

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<v Speaker 6>that you raise and how bad they are at everything.

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<v Speaker 6>If you keep doing this ship to me.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, but you're asking for it, You're making it worse.

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<v Speaker 1>Just don't say anything. Look where honesty got you. You're

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<v Speaker 1>in therapy and.

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<v Speaker 6>She is so she has kids, by the way, Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>but she is divorced, which you know, we're not doing this, okay,

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<v Speaker 6>but she definitely is not asking me out.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you are you going to be together with your

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<v Speaker 1>wife and kids?

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<v Speaker 6>Said Thanksgiving? Of course? Okay, of course.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't say of course. She just read a letter.

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<v Speaker 6>Well that was for the therapist, because she's very offended.

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<v Speaker 6>You know, I'm a misogynistic You know what you do

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<v Speaker 6>with therapists is you tell them, you know, this is

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<v Speaker 6>my inner child that needs help and molding, and it's

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<v Speaker 6>because of my childhood and I've got so much trauma

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<v Speaker 6>and all this other shit, and they eat it up

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<v Speaker 6>like a fat man at was on you. They just

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<v Speaker 6>eat it up.

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<v Speaker 4>She evidently didn't eat.

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<v Speaker 1>When Larry's given you advice.

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<v Speaker 6>It's been a tough week for Shake. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I almost text you just to say are you okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I the Cowboys win that crazy game, and I thought, God,

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<v Speaker 1>if they lose, I may lose you.

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<v Speaker 6>I was like, you're watching it with the kids and

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<v Speaker 6>smoking ribs, which the ribs were great, but I didn't

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<v Speaker 6>and the kids are great. Too. The kids are fine.

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<v Speaker 6>But you know what the problem watching with kids is

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<v Speaker 6>all the questions they have. I want to ask this

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<v Speaker 6>and ask that, and what does that mean? Why did

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<v Speaker 6>he miss the pat? What is a pat? All that

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<v Speaker 6>other shit?

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<v Speaker 2>Does this count as a real win because those kind

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<v Speaker 2>of bullshit, that kind of stuff.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean, listen, people want to ask, like why do

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<v Speaker 6>you want him to win? Because the draft picks. First off,

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<v Speaker 6>I hate the Redskins hate him, And second off, I

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<v Speaker 6>don't trust Jerry in the draft. So whatever pick you

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<v Speaker 6>give him, he's probably fucking it up.

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<v Speaker 1>He's done pretty well in the draft.

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<v Speaker 6>He's a bomb and he's not within this world's idea

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<v Speaker 6>of convalescence. He's an idiot, Danny, he's eighty six. He's

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<v Speaker 6>the age of Biden.

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<v Speaker 1>Now he's like eighty two age of Biden. Okay, he's

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<v Speaker 1>got it together. I think you gotta like you got

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<v Speaker 1>to rally a little bit here, like you're bumming me out,

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<v Speaker 1>you're bumming us out.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm smoking a turkey. Oh that's nice, six hour smoke

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<v Speaker 6>on the trigger. Is that all you're smoking? It is? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>And heaters. You know the problem with Thanksgiving is you

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<v Speaker 6>got to sneak heaters. Well you're outside though, Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 6>you know the in laws, you got the cousins, you

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<v Speaker 6>stink you're real. Yeah, pretend to smoke cigars.

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<v Speaker 2>And the list of UHT hard habits to hide cigarettes

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<v Speaker 2>is close to the top.

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<v Speaker 1>Much easier to hide crees, really, and maybe a gummy

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<v Speaker 1>gummy's way easier. Yeah, why don't you just do a

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<v Speaker 1>gummy and chill and like just spread love.

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<v Speaker 2>I should weeds for children though weed is for juveniles.

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<v Speaker 6>I'd rather do hard drugs.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, we're not. We're not doing any of these.

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<v Speaker 1>We're not doing it to.

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<v Speaker 6>Is tough with the wattles.

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<v Speaker 2>See when you take out the TV.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, once again, if this is they're joking about this,

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<v Speaker 1>they're not being serious.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes to the therapist, I think you're great at your

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<v Speaker 6>job and it doesn't matter if you're married. Please help

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<v Speaker 6>me with my marriage and parenting, even though you get

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<v Speaker 6>your kids half of the year or you don't have

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<v Speaker 6>a full time job.

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<v Speaker 2>I know what.

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<v Speaker 6>Are you doing?

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<v Speaker 1>You stop?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, yeah, it doesn't start with to whom it

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<v Speaker 2>may concern. Yeah, yeah, it's really sound. You have to

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<v Speaker 2>send it to her. It sounds sincere divorce did you

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<v Speaker 2>when you were writing? Did you google how to write

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<v Speaker 2>a cover letter?

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<v Speaker 6>That was all chat GPT? That wasn't me.

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<v Speaker 1>I've written all over it, bat Larry, everything okay on

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<v Speaker 1>your end?

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<v Speaker 4>Everything perfect?

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<v Speaker 6>Then?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, all that's great, glad you're happily married. Everything is great.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, Larry should have one complaint, Dan, He's currently sitting

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<v Speaker 2>in third.

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<v Speaker 6>Now, oh wow, can we fucking the parlay? Wait?

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<v Speaker 4>How am I? How am I sitting in third?

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<v Speaker 6>Let into it?

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't hear the news, Larry.

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<v Speaker 1>This is one of the biggest This is one of

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<v Speaker 1>the biggest moments in show history. Dylan had a first

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<v Speaker 1>team first t D score parlay with Nick Chubb and

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<v Speaker 1>Kyron Williams. He won thirty five units.

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<v Speaker 4>Last week, Dylan unbelieved that first touchdown parley hit thirty

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<v Speaker 4>three units.

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<v Speaker 1>Hit yep, and and so he's up eleven and a half.

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<v Speaker 1>Shay won one unit. He's up eleven and a half.

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<v Speaker 1>You lost a unit your plus four.

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<v Speaker 4>I still like my spot, but wow, Dylan, welcome back.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Larry feels good.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm actually I'm actually happy. They're both eleven and a

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<v Speaker 4>half and I'm at four. I'm dead serious. I'm happy

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<v Speaker 4>as hell.

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<v Speaker 2>We wanted to make it a little harder on you. Larry.

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<v Speaker 4>It's it's going to be easy. Don't worry about it.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, great, dude, are you drinking today, Larry?

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<v Speaker 4>I will be ye, Okay, I'm not not yet.

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<v Speaker 6>Is the daughter back from the honeymoon?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes? Actually they're coming down tomorrow night or Thursday morning.

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<v Speaker 4>They haven't decided yet, Larry.

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<v Speaker 6>Have you put a clock on when you want grandkids

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<v Speaker 6>from her? Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>From her? I already have grand Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>From her?

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<v Speaker 4>No, I mean that's a women's job. That's not me.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't. I don't really care.

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<v Speaker 6>Therapist would fucking film for that?

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<v Speaker 2>What's all the what's the big deal with grandkids?

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<v Speaker 6>What do you mean you fucking sold this?

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<v Speaker 1>You haven't even gotten married yet.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, but I'm like, like, who cares? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 6>I do mean, I mean it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Nice, but I think, like, why do people like are like,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, I need grandkids now?

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<v Speaker 6>It's the continuation of your line, you weirdo to be dead?

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<v Speaker 2>Who cares?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 6>My god?

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<v Speaker 2>But they live on? Well yeah, that's that part. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't want them to die, but you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, no, that's you can You'll have them, and then

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<v Speaker 1>you can have your name and your family are twenty nine.

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<v Speaker 6>I popped out my first. I didn't pop out ship

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<v Speaker 6>to human make concern. I popped out. The roommate popped

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<v Speaker 6>out our first when I was thirty Danny, Hold, are

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<v Speaker 6>you the first kid came out?

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<v Speaker 1>Thirty five?

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<v Speaker 6>Thirty five? Wow? Daddy guys started late.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's all My parents were when they had made

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<v Speaker 2>to actually dying.

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<v Speaker 6>Was twenty nine. Your first kid's gonna out when?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I haven't decided if ever, it might

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<v Speaker 2>be one of those childless those childless lesbians or whatever you.

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<v Speaker 6>Mark Huban and Rachel Maddow therapist doing this. Oh god,

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<v Speaker 6>I'm happily married, by the way, you know you're as

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<v Speaker 6>long as we don't have these childless influences coming into

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<v Speaker 6>my life telling me what to do. Yes, I'm happily married.

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<v Speaker 2>What if it's a childless guy who's your therapist?

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<v Speaker 6>I prefer that I know at least you understand me. Like,

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<v Speaker 6>what if it was a divorced guy, divorced dad, get

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<v Speaker 6>away from the roommate, how dare you? Okay, No, I

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<v Speaker 6>don't trust him, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>I just I can't imagine what Thanksgiving.

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<v Speaker 5>Someone's not wearing their curs of monogamy. I mean their

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<v Speaker 5>wedding rings.

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<v Speaker 2>Lord of the rings.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, well all that is there too.

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<v Speaker 6>I love you.

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<v Speaker 1>If that's he's he's pulled by that chain. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>you can actually put a leash on that. You can

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<v Speaker 1>hook up a leasha on barbed wire.

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<v Speaker 6>I can't believe she played the clip. I can't believe

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<v Speaker 6>she played it in front of the therapist.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, the funny party played off her phone.

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<v Speaker 6>She literally plated it off her phone because her friends

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<v Speaker 6>texted her the tennis.

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<v Speaker 1>Momy don't piss them off, the people building the brand.

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<v Speaker 6>Good news, we got new fans. Bad dudes, they hate me.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh we're big in Fairfield County.

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<v Speaker 6>Come on, dude, tennis moms. It's bad.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, the funny part about her playing that clip is

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<v Speaker 2>it's really just you insulting the therapist. So I think

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<v Speaker 2>that was actually a chess move where she's going to

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<v Speaker 2>get them to blindly hate you right out of the gate.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean it would have happened.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't need a reason. No but fast, not another reason,

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<v Speaker 1>not another no?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>Is there anything to recap here?

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<v Speaker 6>I don't think that I should be counted for the

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<v Speaker 6>Colorado bet or the Colorado over bet, because I had

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<v Speaker 6>fifty one point score to the beginning of the third

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<v Speaker 6>and they did not hit fifty nine.

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<v Speaker 2>So that's a wash, that's a that's a shitty And I.

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<v Speaker 6>Bet Colorado because of Larry in the middle of the show,

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<v Speaker 6>and every would have done it prior to.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh, you know, to make this fair. Damn give me

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<v Speaker 4>that loss. I'll take Dylan's loss because thank you something

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<v Speaker 4>to shoot for.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, H's loss, not Dylan.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh give me lost then thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, so will you let the score reflect

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<v Speaker 1>that Larry is now minus three units or plus three.

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<v Speaker 4>Plus three unit.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, right, that's been denied.

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<v Speaker 1>What the fuck?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, goddamn right, it's been denied. You you made your

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<v Speaker 2>you made your bed. You gotta live in Yeah. I

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<v Speaker 2>took giants money line because you guys both had the bucks.

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<v Speaker 2>That didn't work out for me. I'm willing to take

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<v Speaker 2>that one on the chin.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, let's go. How about we grow up

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<v Speaker 1>in here. Huh yeah, I'll being man up.

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<v Speaker 6>I can't inner child. Is not.

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<v Speaker 2>All the wrestling with your uncle and stuff back in

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<v Speaker 2>the day.

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<v Speaker 1>Just all those boys out camping trip.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah you listen or not?

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<v Speaker 1>Why was I in the wee blows? Were so fucked

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sitting cross legged around a campfire. Why am the

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<v Speaker 1>only one here with no pants?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Cabin boy? Okay, so nothing to recap. That means we

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<v Speaker 1>move ahead to this week. Shay, you're the clubhouse leader.

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<v Speaker 1>Somehow Dylan caught up to you. So you're at a

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<v Speaker 1>plus eleven and a half. Bachically we're tied, I know,

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<v Speaker 1>but he was there before you were first position the

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<v Speaker 1>position yeah, all right, uh jmu laying three and a half.

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<v Speaker 6>That's for you. Air. You got the Ducks laying nineteen

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<v Speaker 6>against the Huskies. South Cacilaki. Wave your shirt around, ladies,

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<v Speaker 6>take it off versus Clemson under forty nine and a half.

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<v Speaker 6>And then I got Scannie lane. It's two and a

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<v Speaker 6>half now, fuck all right, Scannie lane two and a

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<v Speaker 6>half against the Gophers. And then I got my South

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<v Speaker 6>Bama Jags, the only true Jags plus one against well,

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<v Speaker 6>this is the Harvard of Saint Marcus.

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<v Speaker 1>Texas State, correct sir, Texas State, All right, Dylan, college

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<v Speaker 1>football feels weird.

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<v Speaker 2>Then going in second, I got two lane minus fourteen

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<v Speaker 2>against Memphis they're my new squad.

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<v Speaker 1>You moved on from Iowa.

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<v Speaker 2>Fully moved on?

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<v Speaker 6>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I actually hit the over again last week too,

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<v Speaker 2>so not taking it has served me well.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I got Clemson minus a two and a half against

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<v Speaker 2>Shay's South Cakilaki, Auburn plus eleven and a half against Alabama

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<v Speaker 2>and the Guyron Bowl. I don't know if you can.

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<v Speaker 6>Does Alabama care about this game?

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I mean?

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<v Speaker 6>Can you even do they care?

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<v Speaker 2>In good faith? I can't bet on Alabama in this.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that rivalry always care. It's like Michigan and

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<v Speaker 1>Ohio State since the playoffs came about. I know, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just saying pride.

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<v Speaker 2>I also think even if they care, they haven't really

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<v Speaker 2>proven that they can cover.

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<v Speaker 6>That is true.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't believe they lost to out and they were

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<v Speaker 1>it wasn't close.

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<v Speaker 6>I can't they got boat race. Yeah, and I can't

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<v Speaker 6>believe this three points. I top it.

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<v Speaker 1>I said that during the week that was the game.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, what this deserves more attention? Oklahoma not good

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<v Speaker 1>dominated them physically dominated, all right, what else do you have?

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<v Speaker 1>Dylan Vaughan.

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<v Speaker 2>I got Oklahoma LSU under forty seven. Yeah, and then

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<v Speaker 2>I got Marshall money line against JMU plus one four.

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<v Speaker 6>I would like to take this bet, and also on

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<v Speaker 6>the record, I will honor this bet. Memphis plus fourteen

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<v Speaker 6>against Tulane.

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<v Speaker 2>They're a dick.

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<v Speaker 6>Don't care.

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<v Speaker 1>Obviously, clearly obviously.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna write a letter to whom it may concern concern.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't believe she played the clap. Did you have

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<v Speaker 1>any idea she was going to play that in there?

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<v Speaker 6>No, Danny, No.

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<v Speaker 1>So you sit down, At what point do you realize?

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<v Speaker 6>So we're talking about like how I grew up versus

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<v Speaker 6>how she grew up, in like general parenting versus strict discipline,

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<v Speaker 6>and then she starts talking about how she thinks that

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<v Speaker 6>I've changed and that she's scared of some of my opinions.

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<v Speaker 6>And I'm like, this is crazy. Where the fuck is

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<v Speaker 6>this coming from? She pulls out her phone like this

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<v Speaker 6>is where it's coming from and presses play, and it's

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<v Speaker 6>me saying that the therapist.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, we got we know that we don't need

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<v Speaker 1>to go down that road.

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<v Speaker 2>Are we now guilty by association?

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<v Speaker 6>Am I an accomplice? She still likes you? Of course,

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<v Speaker 6>I don't want to get into that again. But no,

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<v Speaker 6>it ain't good.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I cheer her up?

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<v Speaker 6>I'm not giving you her number if that's a treascan.

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<v Speaker 6>Not gonna text her.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Okay, I'd send her like a smiley face or something.

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<v Speaker 2>The thumbs up an edible arrangement.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I show up as an edible arrangement. What we're

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<v Speaker 1>just having fun to whom it may concern bad Larry.

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<v Speaker 1>How about your college football picks?

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<v Speaker 4>Damn, I've learned. I went oh and five in college

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<v Speaker 4>last week. I'm only going to one unit best Michigan

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<v Speaker 4>plus the twenty one.

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<v Speaker 1>So that means you'll go oh two instead of.

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<v Speaker 4>That's the way I'm going to catch up with these guys.

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<v Speaker 4>Michigan minus the twenty one against Ohio State, and I

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<v Speaker 4>mean Michigan plus the twenty one ago Maryland Maryland plus

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<v Speaker 4>the twenty four and a half against Penn State Maryland.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Shay, back to you for your NFL picks. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I got the Cowboys over the uh okay, Italians down,

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<v Speaker 1>Tommy salam I'm just I'm being nice, Tommy Salon over

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<v Speaker 1>thirty seven and a half.

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<v Speaker 6>I think I'm just looking for you interceptions and fumble

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<v Speaker 6>recovery touchdowns Tampa Bay. The fighting Baker Mayfields, who also

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<v Speaker 6>doesn't appreciate Italians.

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<v Speaker 1>He made fun of Tom disrespect.

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<v Speaker 6>That was the best thing I'd seen all year. I

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<v Speaker 6>was like, that's my guy, Baker Mayfield. Wow, it's six now,

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<v Speaker 6>okay six against the Panthers.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh.

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<v Speaker 6>Then I got the over in the Harball Falcons forty

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<v Speaker 6>seven and a half. I like that. Chargers have the

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<v Speaker 6>best scoring defense in the NFL. Not the last two

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<v Speaker 6>fucking weeks.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody calling you on your phone.

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<v Speaker 6>Don't worry about that.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, you had them last night, right.

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<v Speaker 6>I did have the Chargers plus three, and they got jobbed,

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<v Speaker 6>by the way, they got ripped off by a couple

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<v Speaker 6>of really bad people.

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<v Speaker 1>Usually put their phones on silent when they're doing them.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, I do have it on silent. I have an

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<v Speaker 6>airplane mode. But if somebody calls twice, it pushes through

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<v Speaker 6>and somebody here is the roommate.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah wait, but she knows that we're taping.

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<v Speaker 6>She does not know. I did not tell her we were.

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<v Speaker 1>She doesn't know where you are.

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<v Speaker 2>She could have bugged the place.

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<v Speaker 6>She does know where I am because of the app

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<v Speaker 6>on my phone tracks my car, so she knows everything.

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<v Speaker 6>At all times. It's an awful life.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think your car's been at the commuter a

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<v Speaker 2>lot for three days.

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<v Speaker 6>Car got stolen bridgeboard again.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh dyll. I love Larry's little giggle.

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<v Speaker 2>It is cute.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm sitting down at the beach looking for whale. There's

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<v Speaker 4>wales right off Spring Lake right now, and I'm just

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<v Speaker 4>sitting there here and laughing and listen to you guys

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<v Speaker 4>talk Shay a little bit and one more bit of advice.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't even know. I don't even know your wife's name.

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<v Speaker 4>I think maybe stop referring to her as the roommate,

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<v Speaker 4>and maybe my lovely wife might help, might go a

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<v Speaker 4>couple of steps in solving this problem.

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<v Speaker 2>That's probably so far down the list.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't. I think that's the least of his

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<v Speaker 1>worries that never.

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<v Speaker 6>Came up with therapy. The roommate part.

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<v Speaker 1>No, But does the therapist know you call her roommate?

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<v Speaker 6>Hey?

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<v Speaker 4>What is your wife's name?

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<v Speaker 6>Not telling you no?

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<v Speaker 4>Because when I meet her, I can't say high roommate.

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<v Speaker 1>You will you will be, I'll tell you when you

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<v Speaker 1>made her.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah it's Brian, you will meet her, of course.

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<v Speaker 1>Jimmy, it's Kelly.

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<v Speaker 2>Jimmy, Yes, Ray, Should we have the roommate on next week?

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<v Speaker 1>No? No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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<v Speaker 6>Absolutely not no.

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<v Speaker 1>We've gone way too far to begin with here with this,

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<v Speaker 1>and I tried to stop this a long time ago.

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<v Speaker 1>You called out the soccer moms, the tennis moms, the

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<v Speaker 1>white wine.

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<v Speaker 6>They deserve calling out Danny.

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<v Speaker 1>Now to whom it may concern, your letter to the therapist.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, I'm going to clip that and I'm gonna play

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<v Speaker 6>it at the next therapy se When is the next

0:19:42.240 --> 0:19:47.960
<v Speaker 6>therapy session? Next week? Okay, after therapy and Thanksgiving? Up? Dude,

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<v Speaker 6>Thanksgiving is going to be a fucking shit show. I

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<v Speaker 6>just said it was. That's much ammo for them. It's

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<v Speaker 6>going to be bad, Danny.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think that she's going to be recording you

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<v Speaker 1>or writing shit down.

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<v Speaker 6>Writing shit down mentally for sure, in the notes app

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<v Speaker 6>in the phone.

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<v Speaker 2>And her brain's probably less tainted than yours, from like

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<v Speaker 2>a memorization standpoint.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, that's fair.

0:20:09.000 --> 0:20:16.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's not fried. Well, I'm just saying that's fair.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it's fair. Should should we invite you to

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<v Speaker 1>the Christmas party?

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<v Speaker 6>Well, now the roommate, Yes, you should. I'm gonna be

0:20:24.600 --> 0:20:27.120
<v Speaker 6>out of town. Remember, Oh, you're gonna.

0:20:26.880 --> 0:20:27.600
<v Speaker 1>Be in Austria.

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<v Speaker 6>Yep.

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<v Speaker 1>So your wife is with my family. So your wife

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<v Speaker 1>and daughters.

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<v Speaker 6>Will be here. When's the Christmas party the twenty first. No,

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<v Speaker 6>we'll be at the airport, flying out all of us, everybody, everybody,

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<v Speaker 6>twenty first, we fly out.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, anything can happen at the airport.

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<v Speaker 1>That's true, okay, Dylan, But I am sending you an

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<v Speaker 1>invite to the Christmas party.

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<v Speaker 6>Thank you?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, appreciate it now because you know he's.

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<v Speaker 1>Not No, No, I got his his address.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, formal paper invitation.

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<v Speaker 1>Well no, from when I went for dinner. He sent

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<v Speaker 1>me his address, and then I just said to my wife,

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<v Speaker 1>here's Shay's address.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah no, but I'm saying he gets like a he

0:21:10.000 --> 0:21:11.040
<v Speaker 2>gets a paper invite.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh wow, yeah, yeah, No, there's no RSVP.

0:21:14.840 --> 0:21:17.240
<v Speaker 1>Oh wow. If you show up, show you don't, you don't,

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Uh Dylan, all right, Dan tailing my luck last week.

0:21:24.640 --> 0:21:27.840
<v Speaker 2>I've got another parlay, and I mean obviously this is

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<v Speaker 2>going to dance the last one did all Thanksgiving Day,

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<v Speaker 2>Jamiir Gibbs first touchdown, Malik Neighbor's first touchdown, and Josh

0:21:37.280 --> 0:21:41.320
<v Speaker 2>Jacob's first touchdown and that pays out twenty seven three hundred,

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<v Speaker 2>So I mean I could really take a commanding lead here. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>if that hits, I'm retiring from public life, so you

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<v Speaker 2>fuck you. I got the Lions minus ten and a

0:21:57.760 --> 0:22:01.720
<v Speaker 2>half against the Bears, because there's no reason not to

0:22:01.760 --> 0:22:05.639
<v Speaker 2>take the Lions as favorites until proven otherwise, especially against

0:22:05.680 --> 0:22:09.240
<v Speaker 2>the Bears. Packers minus three and a half against the Dolphins. Dan,

0:22:09.320 --> 0:22:10.360
<v Speaker 2>this is in Green Bay.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, it's so cold.

0:22:11.440 --> 0:22:12.320
<v Speaker 2>It's gonna be cold.

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<v Speaker 6>How do you know?

0:22:15.200 --> 0:22:16.800
<v Speaker 2>I was going to say that because it's.

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<v Speaker 1>The Dolphins playing in the cold.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you'll probably their Dolphins cold so cold. Jags plus

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<v Speaker 2>five against the Texans. Mexans are kind of falling apart.

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<v Speaker 6>It seems a little.

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<v Speaker 2>That would be crazy.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, he was fading them. He said they would not

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<v Speaker 6>make the playoffs. I think they've been exposed. Is not

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<v Speaker 6>that great? You bad?

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<v Speaker 1>But they have to.

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<v Speaker 6>Make the playoffs in that division.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, yes, of course you're right.

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<v Speaker 2>They're in any other division I think they.

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<v Speaker 1>Unless they're in the NFC South and then they're leading it. Yeah, okay, continue.

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<v Speaker 2>I got the Seahawk Unks minus two and a half

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<v Speaker 2>against the Jets, and then Brown's money line against the

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<v Speaker 2>Bronco I plus.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, uh and uh. Once again, here's bad, Larry, Okay, here.

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<v Speaker 4>The comeback starts here, Dan, My NFL games are all

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<v Speaker 4>two unit bets.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh damn, this could be disaster, Dallas.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 6>If you disastrous, just look at the Whales. Give us

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<v Speaker 6>your picks.

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<v Speaker 4>Have Larry Dallas minus the four against the Giants, the

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<v Speaker 4>Titans plus five and a half against Washington, Cincinnati minus

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<v Speaker 4>the three against Pittsburgh, the Colts minus three against the Patriots,

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<v Speaker 4>Texas Jacksonville game going over forty three, Seattle minus two

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<v Speaker 4>and a half against the Jets, the Eagles Ravens game

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<v Speaker 4>going over. I didn't have a line last night when

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<v Speaker 4>I was doing it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's fifty fifty one, fifty one one.

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<v Speaker 6>That's big, that's big.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow, that's Sunday night, right afternoon Sunday.

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<v Speaker 2>Sure, it's in the four o'clock slate one.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna I'm gonna keep it. The Eagles Ravens over

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<v Speaker 4>the fifty one, and then I want to build minus

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<v Speaker 4>seven against the forty nine ers. So just to clarify here,

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<v Speaker 4>my two college games are one units each and the one, two, three, four, five, six, seven,

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<v Speaker 4>eight pro games are all two units.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, come back starts here, Dan, All right, Uh.

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<v Speaker 6>What are you doing for Thanksgiving? Danny?

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<v Speaker 1>Gonna visit my family in Ohio?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, oh okay, are you excited?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes? Of course I am.

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<v Speaker 6>To whom yes, yeah. You wouldn't be in Maine and

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<v Speaker 6>just have them come visit you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd rather just stay right here and meet by myself.

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<v Speaker 6>Who making the turkey in Ohio?

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<v Speaker 1>My my oldest brother.

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<v Speaker 6>Is he smoking it or baking it? Yeah? Smoking it there?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there'll be people smoking, there'll be people baking it,

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<v Speaker 1>and there'll be people having gummies, probably not me drinking.

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<v Speaker 6>It's Ohio. So I think fetanyl's on the menu, right,

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<v Speaker 6>Is that the appetizer or.

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<v Speaker 2>It's it's stuffed in the turkey?

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, well, no devils eggs. Yeah, normally I don't like devils,

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<v Speaker 1>but but you know, in Ohio.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, special nap afterwards, it's awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So are you still doing your podcast?

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<v Speaker 6>I am? Yeah, Danny, Yeah, we got an episode coming

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<v Speaker 6>out today or tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know anything anymore. You know what the good

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<v Speaker 6>news is the therapist has not found that podcast because

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<v Speaker 6>if she did.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, which I mean, why do you say that? Why

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<v Speaker 1>did you just say that?

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<v Speaker 2>Cut that out?

0:25:54.560 --> 0:25:59.480
<v Speaker 1>Somebody is going somebody is no, no, what we should

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<v Speaker 1>leave it in?

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<v Speaker 6>Okay?

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<v Speaker 4>Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, Ray, what are you showing?

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<v Speaker 6>Shay? Oh yeah, we have merch for the Dan Patrick

0:26:06.520 --> 0:26:09.960
<v Speaker 6>takes a gamble show. Oh yeah, it's a sweatshirt and

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<v Speaker 6>it has a martini glass on it.

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<v Speaker 2>So this is a and the therapist's home address and

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<v Speaker 2>phone number.

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<v Speaker 6>You think if I buy her a sweatshirt and bring

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<v Speaker 6>it to therapy, she would love me more.

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<v Speaker 1>I what do you mean by love you?

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<v Speaker 6>How were you divorced? And being a therapist for married people?

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<v Speaker 2>How how because they can recommend divorce.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what happened with her husband.

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<v Speaker 6>You know what happened. I'll tell you what happened.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you sure you want to go down there.

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<v Speaker 6>I'll tell you what happened. I'll tell you what fucking happened. Danny,

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<v Speaker 6>he is or was and is an alcoholic. Okay, but

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<v Speaker 6>I don't think that plays with me.

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<v Speaker 1>But you're not an alcoholic?

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<v Speaker 6>No, But that's not the point. The point is, like

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<v Speaker 6>he had a problem with alcohol. I have a problem

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<v Speaker 6>with alcohol. I don't drink anymore, but he does. She's

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<v Speaker 6>completely turned against me. She has.

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<v Speaker 1>Her her husband in you.

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<v Speaker 6>Correct exactly, which is what I felt the first session.

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<v Speaker 6>A little tension, little romantic tension.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, okay, all right, because she's got a thing

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<v Speaker 2>for alcoholics.

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<v Speaker 6>I can save him type ship Are you broken? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, And they're women who want to save broken.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Correct, that's what Coldplay was singing about.

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<v Speaker 6>Fix you. It's like strippers.

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<v Speaker 1>To say that we did that last week. Okay, Let's

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<v Speaker 1>let's just have a joyous Thanksgiving and think about one

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<v Speaker 1>another and share the goodness of God and.

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<v Speaker 6>And be able to hell.

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<v Speaker 1>Have a wonderful, wonderful, safe weekend, and we look forward

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<v Speaker 1>to next week if we're If we're still doing this,

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<v Speaker 1>but hopefully we will. Bad Larry and the Whales, Dylan

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<v Speaker 1>a whale, and really yes, Shyean Irving wherever you get

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<v Speaker 1>your podcasts, Shy and Irving, and of course Marvin, who

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<v Speaker 1>has to sit here and just listen to all of

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<v Speaker 1>this nonsense. Have a great, great weekend, and I truly

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<v Speaker 1>mean that from the bottom of my heart. We'll talk

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<v Speaker 1>to you next week.