Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick
Speaker 1: takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the
Speaker 1: Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about
Speaker 1: his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet
Speaker 1: without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 2: You're a coward.
Speaker 1: It's easy to have a scapegoat and now joined by
Speaker 1: bad Larry, Shay and Irving and Dylan the graphics got
Speaker 1: I have friends.
Speaker 3: Here's Dan Patrick, oh Man. Morale is high. Glad to
Speaker 3: have everybody here. Wait, wait, why isn't anybody in a
Speaker 3: good mood?
Speaker 4: I'm in a great movie man, Larry, I'm I'm happy.
Speaker 4: What's up?
Speaker 5: I don't Yeah, Marvin, I think we're all in a
Speaker 5: good mood, maybe except for one person.
Speaker 2: Ray.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's not Ray. It's not Dylan, it's not me,
Speaker 1: it's not Marvin, it's not no, it's not Larry, it's
Speaker 1: it's Shay and Irving fresh off a cowboy victory, and
Speaker 1: he is How can you not be in a good mood?
Speaker 1: It's Thanksgiving week? Cowboys. Won you get to spend time
Speaker 1: with family and friends over the holidays.
Speaker 6: Danny the Roommate played last shows clips at therapy yesterday no,
Speaker 6: I'm not kidding. She played the part where I said
Speaker 6: the therapist is childless and she needs masculine energy and
Speaker 6: she will ask me out. She played that part in therapy.
Speaker 6: So I have a letter I have to read. Are
Speaker 6: you I have to read? Statement to me, to the audience,
Speaker 6: to the audience, I'm not kidding. If that's okay, okay,
Speaker 6: to whom I'm make concern, I do not think childless
Speaker 6: white women are the most dangerous voting block this country
Speaker 6: has ever produced. And cats are not soulless creatures that
Speaker 6: only weirdos and over emotional losers own. I retract my
Speaker 6: statement about my therapist wanting to ask me out and
Speaker 6: needing masculine energy in her life, and I am committed
Speaker 6: to open compromise on parenting styles.
Speaker 2: Yeah, very nice? Is it?
Speaker 1: Like? Sincerely? Or I have I have?
Speaker 6: I have a message to the tennis moms that clip
Speaker 6: this show and send to the roommate. I will expose
Speaker 6: you and your husband's and I will expose the children
Speaker 6: that you raise and how bad they are at everything.
Speaker 6: If you keep doing this ship to me.
Speaker 1: Okay, but you're asking for it, You're making it worse.
Speaker 1: Just don't say anything. Look where honesty got you. You're
Speaker 1: in therapy and.
Speaker 6: She is so she has kids, by the way, Oh yeah,
Speaker 6: but she is divorced, which you know, we're not doing this, okay,
Speaker 6: but she definitely is not asking me out.
Speaker 1: Are you are you going to be together with your
Speaker 1: wife and kids?
Speaker 6: Said Thanksgiving? Of course? Okay, of course.
Speaker 1: You can't say of course. She just read a letter.
Speaker 6: Well that was for the therapist, because she's very offended.
Speaker 6: You know, I'm a misogynistic You know what you do
Speaker 6: with therapists is you tell them, you know, this is
Speaker 6: my inner child that needs help and molding, and it's
Speaker 6: because of my childhood and I've got so much trauma
Speaker 6: and all this other shit, and they eat it up
Speaker 6: like a fat man at was on you. They just
Speaker 6: eat it up.
Speaker 4: She evidently didn't eat.
Speaker 1: When Larry's given you advice.
Speaker 6: It's been a tough week for Shake. Okay.
Speaker 1: I almost text you just to say are you okay?
Speaker 1: Because I the Cowboys win that crazy game, and I thought, God,
Speaker 1: if they lose, I may lose you.
Speaker 6: I was like, you're watching it with the kids and
Speaker 6: smoking ribs, which the ribs were great, but I didn't
Speaker 6: and the kids are great. Too. The kids are fine.
Speaker 6: But you know what the problem watching with kids is
Speaker 6: all the questions they have. I want to ask this
Speaker 6: and ask that, and what does that mean? Why did
Speaker 6: he miss the pat? What is a pat? All that
Speaker 6: other shit?
Speaker 2: Does this count as a real win because those kind
Speaker 2: of bullshit, that kind of stuff.
Speaker 6: I mean, listen, people want to ask, like why do
Speaker 6: you want him to win? Because the draft picks. First off,
Speaker 6: I hate the Redskins hate him, And second off, I
Speaker 6: don't trust Jerry in the draft. So whatever pick you
Speaker 6: give him, he's probably fucking it up.
Speaker 1: He's done pretty well in the draft.
Speaker 6: He's a bomb and he's not within this world's idea
Speaker 6: of convalescence. He's an idiot, Danny, he's eighty six. He's
Speaker 6: the age of Biden.
Speaker 1: Now he's like eighty two age of Biden. Okay, he's
Speaker 1: got it together. I think you gotta like you got
Speaker 1: to rally a little bit here, like you're bumming me out,
Speaker 1: you're bumming us out.
Speaker 6: I'm smoking a turkey. Oh that's nice, six hour smoke
Speaker 6: on the trigger. Is that all you're smoking? It is? Yeah?
Speaker 6: And heaters. You know the problem with Thanksgiving is you
Speaker 6: got to sneak heaters. Well you're outside though, Yeah, but
Speaker 6: you know the in laws, you got the cousins, you
Speaker 6: stink you're real. Yeah, pretend to smoke cigars.
Speaker 2: And the list of UHT hard habits to hide cigarettes
Speaker 2: is close to the top.
Speaker 1: Much easier to hide crees, really, and maybe a gummy
Speaker 1: gummy's way easier. Yeah, why don't you just do a
Speaker 1: gummy and chill and like just spread love.
Speaker 2: I should weeds for children though weed is for juveniles.
Speaker 6: I'd rather do hard drugs.
Speaker 1: No, no, we're not. We're not doing any of these.
Speaker 1: We're not doing it to.
Speaker 6: Is tough with the wattles.
Speaker 2: See when you take out the TV.
Speaker 1: Okay, once again, if this is they're joking about this,
Speaker 1: they're not being serious.
Speaker 6: Yes to the therapist, I think you're great at your
Speaker 6: job and it doesn't matter if you're married. Please help
Speaker 6: me with my marriage and parenting, even though you get
Speaker 6: your kids half of the year or you don't have
Speaker 6: a full time job.
Speaker 2: I know what.
Speaker 6: Are you doing?
Speaker 1: You stop?
Speaker 2: Oh god, yeah, it doesn't start with to whom it
Speaker 2: may concern. Yeah, yeah, it's really sound. You have to
Speaker 2: send it to her. It sounds sincere divorce did you
Speaker 2: when you were writing? Did you google how to write
Speaker 2: a cover letter?
Speaker 6: That was all chat GPT? That wasn't me.
Speaker 1: I've written all over it, bat Larry, everything okay on
Speaker 1: your end?
Speaker 4: Everything perfect?
Speaker 6: Then?
Speaker 1: Okay, all that's great, glad you're happily married. Everything is great.
Speaker 2: Well, Larry should have one complaint, Dan, He's currently sitting
Speaker 2: in third.
Speaker 6: Now, oh wow, can we fucking the parlay? Wait?
Speaker 4: How am I? How am I sitting in third?
Speaker 6: Let into it?
Speaker 2: I didn't hear the news, Larry.
Speaker 1: This is one of the biggest This is one of
Speaker 1: the biggest moments in show history. Dylan had a first
Speaker 1: team first t D score parlay with Nick Chubb and
Speaker 1: Kyron Williams. He won thirty five units.
Speaker 4: Last week, Dylan unbelieved that first touchdown parley hit thirty
Speaker 4: three units.
Speaker 1: Hit yep, and and so he's up eleven and a half.
Speaker 1: Shay won one unit. He's up eleven and a half.
Speaker 1: You lost a unit your plus four.
Speaker 4: I still like my spot, but wow, Dylan, welcome back.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Larry feels good.
Speaker 4: I'm actually I'm actually happy. They're both eleven and a
Speaker 4: half and I'm at four. I'm dead serious. I'm happy
Speaker 4: as hell.
Speaker 2: We wanted to make it a little harder on you. Larry.
Speaker 4: It's it's going to be easy. Don't worry about it.
Speaker 1: I mean, great, dude, are you drinking today, Larry?
Speaker 4: I will be ye, Okay, I'm not not yet.
Speaker 6: Is the daughter back from the honeymoon?
Speaker 4: Yes? Actually they're coming down tomorrow night or Thursday morning.
Speaker 4: They haven't decided yet, Larry.
Speaker 6: Have you put a clock on when you want grandkids
Speaker 6: from her? Oh?
Speaker 4: From her? I already have grand Yeah?
Speaker 6: From her?
Speaker 4: No, I mean that's a women's job. That's not me.
Speaker 4: I don't. I don't really care.
Speaker 6: Therapist would fucking film for that?
Speaker 2: What's all the what's the big deal with grandkids?
Speaker 6: What do you mean you fucking sold this?
Speaker 1: You haven't even gotten married yet.
Speaker 2: I know, but I'm like, like, who cares? I don't know.
Speaker 6: I do mean, I mean it's.
Speaker 2: Nice, but I think, like, why do people like are like,
Speaker 2: all right, I need grandkids now?
Speaker 6: It's the continuation of your line, you weirdo to be dead?
Speaker 2: Who cares?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 6: My god?
Speaker 2: But they live on? Well yeah, that's that part. I
Speaker 2: don't want them to die, but you know.
Speaker 1: Well, no, that's you can You'll have them, and then
Speaker 1: you can have your name and your family are twenty nine.
Speaker 6: I popped out my first. I didn't pop out ship
Speaker 6: to human make concern. I popped out. The roommate popped
Speaker 6: out our first when I was thirty Danny, Hold, are
Speaker 6: you the first kid came out?
Speaker 1: Thirty five?
Speaker 6: Thirty five? Wow? Daddy guys started late.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's all My parents were when they had made
Speaker 2: to actually dying.
Speaker 6: Was twenty nine. Your first kid's gonna out when?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I haven't decided if ever, it might
Speaker 2: be one of those childless those childless lesbians or whatever you.
Speaker 6: Mark Huban and Rachel Maddow therapist doing this. Oh god,
Speaker 6: I'm happily married, by the way, you know you're as
Speaker 6: long as we don't have these childless influences coming into
Speaker 6: my life telling me what to do. Yes, I'm happily married.
Speaker 2: What if it's a childless guy who's your therapist?
Speaker 6: I prefer that I know at least you understand me. Like,
Speaker 6: what if it was a divorced guy, divorced dad, get
Speaker 6: away from the roommate, how dare you? Okay, No, I
Speaker 6: don't trust him, all right.
Speaker 1: I just I can't imagine what Thanksgiving.
Speaker 5: Someone's not wearing their curs of monogamy. I mean their
Speaker 5: wedding rings.
Speaker 2: Lord of the rings.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, well all that is there too.
Speaker 6: I love you.
Speaker 1: If that's he's he's pulled by that chain. You know,
Speaker 1: you can actually put a leash on that. You can
Speaker 1: hook up a leasha on barbed wire.
Speaker 6: I can't believe she played the clip. I can't believe
Speaker 6: she played it in front of the therapist.
Speaker 1: Well, the funny party played off her phone.
Speaker 6: She literally plated it off her phone because her friends
Speaker 6: texted her the tennis.
Speaker 1: Momy don't piss them off, the people building the brand.
Speaker 6: Good news, we got new fans. Bad dudes, they hate me.
Speaker 5: Oh we're big in Fairfield County.
Speaker 6: Come on, dude, tennis moms. It's bad.
Speaker 2: Well, the funny part about her playing that clip is
Speaker 2: it's really just you insulting the therapist. So I think
Speaker 2: that was actually a chess move where she's going to
Speaker 2: get them to blindly hate you right out of the gate.
Speaker 2: I mean it would have happened.
Speaker 1: They don't need a reason. No but fast, not another reason,
Speaker 1: not another no?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: Is there anything to recap here?
Speaker 6: I don't think that I should be counted for the
Speaker 6: Colorado bet or the Colorado over bet, because I had
Speaker 6: fifty one point score to the beginning of the third
Speaker 6: and they did not hit fifty nine.
Speaker 2: So that's a wash, that's a that's a shitty And I.
Speaker 6: Bet Colorado because of Larry in the middle of the show,
Speaker 6: and every would have done it prior to.
Speaker 4: Uh, you know, to make this fair. Damn give me
Speaker 4: that loss. I'll take Dylan's loss because thank you something
Speaker 4: to shoot for.
Speaker 1: No, no, H's loss, not Dylan.
Speaker 4: Oh give me lost then thank you.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, so will you let the score reflect
Speaker 1: that Larry is now minus three units or plus three.
Speaker 4: Plus three unit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, that's been denied.
Speaker 1: What the fuck?
Speaker 2: Yeah, goddamn right, it's been denied. You you made your
Speaker 2: you made your bed. You gotta live in Yeah. I
Speaker 2: took giants money line because you guys both had the bucks.
Speaker 2: That didn't work out for me. I'm willing to take
Speaker 2: that one on the chin.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, let's go. How about we grow up
Speaker 1: in here. Huh yeah, I'll being man up.
Speaker 6: I can't inner child. Is not.
Speaker 2: All the wrestling with your uncle and stuff back in
Speaker 2: the day.
Speaker 1: Just all those boys out camping trip.
Speaker 2: Yeah you listen or not?
Speaker 1: Why was I in the wee blows? Were so fucked
Speaker 1: I'm sitting cross legged around a campfire. Why am the
Speaker 1: only one here with no pants?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Cabin boy? Okay, so nothing to recap. That means we
Speaker 1: move ahead to this week. Shay, you're the clubhouse leader.
Speaker 1: Somehow Dylan caught up to you. So you're at a
Speaker 1: plus eleven and a half. Bachically we're tied, I know,
Speaker 1: but he was there before you were first position the
Speaker 1: position yeah, all right, uh jmu laying three and a half.
Speaker 6: That's for you. Air. You got the Ducks laying nineteen
Speaker 6: against the Huskies. South Cacilaki. Wave your shirt around, ladies,
Speaker 6: take it off versus Clemson under forty nine and a half.
Speaker 6: And then I got Scannie lane. It's two and a
Speaker 6: half now, fuck all right, Scannie lane two and a
Speaker 6: half against the Gophers. And then I got my South
Speaker 6: Bama Jags, the only true Jags plus one against well,
Speaker 6: this is the Harvard of Saint Marcus.
Speaker 1: Texas State, correct sir, Texas State, All right, Dylan, college
Speaker 1: football feels weird.
Speaker 2: Then going in second, I got two lane minus fourteen
Speaker 2: against Memphis they're my new squad.
Speaker 1: You moved on from Iowa.
Speaker 2: Fully moved on?
Speaker 6: Okay.
Speaker 2: I think I actually hit the over again last week too,
Speaker 2: so not taking it has served me well.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I got Clemson minus a two and a half against
Speaker 2: Shay's South Cakilaki, Auburn plus eleven and a half against Alabama
Speaker 2: and the Guyron Bowl. I don't know if you can.
Speaker 6: Does Alabama care about this game?
Speaker 2: That's what I mean?
Speaker 6: Can you even do they care?
Speaker 2: In good faith? I can't bet on Alabama in this.
Speaker 1: I think that rivalry always care. It's like Michigan and
Speaker 1: Ohio State since the playoffs came about. I know, I'm
Speaker 1: just saying pride.
Speaker 2: I also think even if they care, they haven't really
Speaker 2: proven that they can cover.
Speaker 6: That is true.
Speaker 1: I can't believe they lost to out and they were
Speaker 1: it wasn't close.
Speaker 6: I can't they got boat race. Yeah, and I can't
Speaker 6: believe this three points. I top it.
Speaker 1: I said that during the week that was the game.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what this deserves more attention? Oklahoma not good
Speaker 1: dominated them physically dominated, all right, what else do you have?
Speaker 1: Dylan Vaughan.
Speaker 2: I got Oklahoma LSU under forty seven. Yeah, and then
Speaker 2: I got Marshall money line against JMU plus one four.
Speaker 6: I would like to take this bet, and also on
Speaker 6: the record, I will honor this bet. Memphis plus fourteen
Speaker 6: against Tulane.
Speaker 2: They're a dick.
Speaker 6: Don't care.
Speaker 1: Obviously, clearly obviously.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna write a letter to whom it may concern concern.
Speaker 1: I can't believe she played the clap. Did you have
Speaker 1: any idea she was going to play that in there?
Speaker 6: No, Danny, No.
Speaker 1: So you sit down, At what point do you realize?
Speaker 6: So we're talking about like how I grew up versus
Speaker 6: how she grew up, in like general parenting versus strict discipline,
Speaker 6: and then she starts talking about how she thinks that
Speaker 6: I've changed and that she's scared of some of my opinions.
Speaker 6: And I'm like, this is crazy. Where the fuck is
Speaker 6: this coming from? She pulls out her phone like this
Speaker 6: is where it's coming from and presses play, and it's
Speaker 6: me saying that the therapist.
Speaker 1: No, no, we got we know that we don't need
Speaker 1: to go down that road.
Speaker 2: Are we now guilty by association?
Speaker 6: Am I an accomplice? She still likes you? Of course,
Speaker 6: I don't want to get into that again. But no,
Speaker 6: it ain't good.
Speaker 1: Can I cheer her up?
Speaker 6: I'm not giving you her number if that's a treascan.
Speaker 6: Not gonna text her.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, I'd send her like a smiley face or something.
Speaker 2: The thumbs up an edible arrangement.
Speaker 1: Yes, I show up as an edible arrangement. What we're
Speaker 1: just having fun to whom it may concern bad Larry.
Speaker 1: How about your college football picks?
Speaker 4: Damn, I've learned. I went oh and five in college
Speaker 4: last week. I'm only going to one unit best Michigan
Speaker 4: plus the twenty one.
Speaker 1: So that means you'll go oh two instead of.
Speaker 4: That's the way I'm going to catch up with these guys.
Speaker 4: Michigan minus the twenty one against Ohio State, and I
Speaker 4: mean Michigan plus the twenty one ago Maryland Maryland plus
Speaker 4: the twenty four and a half against Penn State Maryland.
Speaker 1: Okay, Shay, back to you for your NFL picks. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got the Cowboys over the uh okay, Italians down,
Speaker 1: Tommy salam I'm just I'm being nice, Tommy Salon over
Speaker 1: thirty seven and a half.
Speaker 6: I think I'm just looking for you interceptions and fumble
Speaker 6: recovery touchdowns Tampa Bay. The fighting Baker Mayfields, who also
Speaker 6: doesn't appreciate Italians.
Speaker 1: He made fun of Tom disrespect.
Speaker 6: That was the best thing I'd seen all year. I
Speaker 6: was like, that's my guy, Baker Mayfield. Wow, it's six now,
Speaker 6: okay six against the Panthers.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 6: Then I got the over in the Harball Falcons forty
Speaker 6: seven and a half. I like that. Chargers have the
Speaker 6: best scoring defense in the NFL. Not the last two
Speaker 6: fucking weeks.
Speaker 1: Somebody calling you on your phone.
Speaker 6: Don't worry about that.
Speaker 2: Hey, you had them last night, right.
Speaker 6: I did have the Chargers plus three, and they got jobbed,
Speaker 6: by the way, they got ripped off by a couple
Speaker 6: of really bad people.
Speaker 1: Usually put their phones on silent when they're doing them.
Speaker 6: Well, I do have it on silent. I have an
Speaker 6: airplane mode. But if somebody calls twice, it pushes through
Speaker 6: and somebody here is the roommate.
Speaker 1: Yeah wait, but she knows that we're taping.
Speaker 6: She does not know. I did not tell her we were.
Speaker 1: She doesn't know where you are.
Speaker 2: She could have bugged the place.
Speaker 6: She does know where I am because of the app
Speaker 6: on my phone tracks my car, so she knows everything.
Speaker 6: At all times. It's an awful life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think your car's been at the commuter a
Speaker 2: lot for three days.
Speaker 6: Car got stolen bridgeboard again.
Speaker 1: Uh dyll. I love Larry's little giggle.
Speaker 2: It is cute.
Speaker 4: I'm sitting down at the beach looking for whale. There's
Speaker 4: wales right off Spring Lake right now, and I'm just
Speaker 4: sitting there here and laughing and listen to you guys
Speaker 4: talk Shay a little bit and one more bit of advice.
Speaker 4: I don't even know. I don't even know your wife's name.
Speaker 4: I think maybe stop referring to her as the roommate,
Speaker 4: and maybe my lovely wife might help, might go a
Speaker 4: couple of steps in solving this problem.
Speaker 2: That's probably so far down the list.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't. I think that's the least of his
Speaker 1: worries that never.
Speaker 6: Came up with therapy. The roommate part.
Speaker 1: No, But does the therapist know you call her roommate?
Speaker 6: Hey?
Speaker 4: What is your wife's name?
Speaker 6: Not telling you no?
Speaker 4: Because when I meet her, I can't say high roommate.
Speaker 1: You will you will be, I'll tell you when you
Speaker 1: made her.
Speaker 2: Yeah it's Brian, you will meet her, of course.
Speaker 1: Jimmy, it's Kelly.
Speaker 2: Jimmy, Yes, Ray, Should we have the roommate on next week?
Speaker 1: No? No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 6: Absolutely not no.
Speaker 1: We've gone way too far to begin with here with this,
Speaker 1: and I tried to stop this a long time ago.
Speaker 1: You called out the soccer moms, the tennis moms, the
Speaker 1: white wine.
Speaker 6: They deserve calling out Danny.
Speaker 1: Now to whom it may concern, your letter to the therapist.
Speaker 6: Well, I'm going to clip that and I'm gonna play
Speaker 6: it at the next therapy se When is the next
Speaker 6: therapy session? Next week? Okay, after therapy and Thanksgiving? Up? Dude,
Speaker 6: Thanksgiving is going to be a fucking shit show. I
Speaker 6: just said it was. That's much ammo for them. It's
Speaker 6: going to be bad, Danny.
Speaker 1: Do you think that she's going to be recording you
Speaker 1: or writing shit down.
Speaker 6: Writing shit down mentally for sure, in the notes app
Speaker 6: in the phone.
Speaker 2: And her brain's probably less tainted than yours, from like
Speaker 2: a memorization standpoint.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's fair.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not fried. Well, I'm just saying that's fair.
Speaker 1: I mean it's fair. Should should we invite you to
Speaker 1: the Christmas party?
Speaker 6: Well, now the roommate, Yes, you should. I'm gonna be
Speaker 6: out of town. Remember, Oh, you're gonna.
Speaker 1: Be in Austria.
Speaker 6: Yep.
Speaker 1: So your wife is with my family. So your wife
Speaker 1: and daughters.
Speaker 6: Will be here. When's the Christmas party the twenty first. No,
Speaker 6: we'll be at the airport, flying out all of us, everybody, everybody,
Speaker 6: twenty first, we fly out.
Speaker 2: Well, anything can happen at the airport.
Speaker 1: That's true, okay, Dylan, But I am sending you an
Speaker 1: invite to the Christmas party.
Speaker 6: Thank you?
Speaker 2: Yeah, appreciate it now because you know he's.
Speaker 1: Not No, No, I got his his address.
Speaker 2: Oh, formal paper invitation.
Speaker 1: Well no, from when I went for dinner. He sent
Speaker 1: me his address, and then I just said to my wife,
Speaker 1: here's Shay's address.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, but I'm saying he gets like a he
Speaker 2: gets a paper invite.
Speaker 6: Oh wow, yeah, yeah, No, there's no RSVP.
Speaker 1: Oh wow. If you show up, show you don't, you don't,
Speaker 1: doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: Okay, Uh Dylan, all right, Dan tailing my luck last week.
Speaker 2: I've got another parlay, and I mean obviously this is
Speaker 2: going to dance the last one did all Thanksgiving Day,
Speaker 2: Jamiir Gibbs first touchdown, Malik Neighbor's first touchdown, and Josh
Speaker 2: Jacob's first touchdown and that pays out twenty seven three hundred,
Speaker 2: So I mean I could really take a commanding lead here. Okay,
Speaker 2: if that hits, I'm retiring from public life, so you
Speaker 2: fuck you. I got the Lions minus ten and a
Speaker 2: half against the Bears, because there's no reason not to
Speaker 2: take the Lions as favorites until proven otherwise, especially against
Speaker 2: the Bears. Packers minus three and a half against the Dolphins. Dan,
Speaker 2: this is in Green Bay.
Speaker 6: Oh, it's so cold.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be cold.
Speaker 6: How do you know?
Speaker 2: I was going to say that because it's.
Speaker 1: The Dolphins playing in the cold.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you'll probably their Dolphins cold so cold. Jags plus
Speaker 2: five against the Texans. Mexans are kind of falling apart.
Speaker 6: It seems a little.
Speaker 2: That would be crazy.
Speaker 6: Well, he was fading them. He said they would not
Speaker 6: make the playoffs. I think they've been exposed. Is not
Speaker 6: that great? You bad?
Speaker 1: But they have to.
Speaker 6: Make the playoffs in that division.
Speaker 1: But yeah, yes, of course you're right.
Speaker 2: They're in any other division I think they.
Speaker 1: Unless they're in the NFC South and then they're leading it. Yeah, okay, continue.
Speaker 2: I got the Seahawk Unks minus two and a half
Speaker 2: against the Jets, and then Brown's money line against the
Speaker 2: Bronco I plus.
Speaker 1: Okay, uh and uh. Once again, here's bad, Larry, Okay, here.
Speaker 4: The comeback starts here, Dan, My NFL games are all
Speaker 4: two unit bets.
Speaker 2: Oh damn, this could be disaster, Dallas.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry.
Speaker 6: If you disastrous, just look at the Whales. Give us
Speaker 6: your picks.
Speaker 4: Have Larry Dallas minus the four against the Giants, the
Speaker 4: Titans plus five and a half against Washington, Cincinnati minus
Speaker 4: the three against Pittsburgh, the Colts minus three against the Patriots,
Speaker 4: Texas Jacksonville game going over forty three, Seattle minus two
Speaker 4: and a half against the Jets, the Eagles Ravens game
Speaker 4: going over. I didn't have a line last night when
Speaker 4: I was doing it.
Speaker 1: It's fifty fifty one, fifty one one.
Speaker 6: That's big, that's big.
Speaker 4: Wow, that's Sunday night, right afternoon Sunday.
Speaker 2: Sure, it's in the four o'clock slate one.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna I'm gonna keep it. The Eagles Ravens over
Speaker 4: the fifty one, and then I want to build minus
Speaker 4: seven against the forty nine ers. So just to clarify here,
Speaker 4: my two college games are one units each and the one, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
Speaker 4: eight pro games are all two units.
Speaker 1: Okay, come back starts here, Dan, All right, Uh.
Speaker 6: What are you doing for Thanksgiving? Danny?
Speaker 1: Gonna visit my family in Ohio?
Speaker 6: Yeah, oh okay, are you excited?
Speaker 1: Yes? Of course I am.
Speaker 6: To whom yes, yeah. You wouldn't be in Maine and
Speaker 6: just have them come visit you.
Speaker 1: I'd rather just stay right here and meet by myself.
Speaker 6: Who making the turkey in Ohio?
Speaker 1: My my oldest brother.
Speaker 6: Is he smoking it or baking it? Yeah? Smoking it there?
Speaker 1: Yeah, there'll be people smoking, there'll be people baking it,
Speaker 1: and there'll be people having gummies, probably not me drinking.
Speaker 6: It's Ohio. So I think fetanyl's on the menu, right,
Speaker 6: Is that the appetizer or.
Speaker 2: It's it's stuffed in the turkey?
Speaker 1: Actually, well, no devils eggs. Yeah, normally I don't like devils,
Speaker 1: but but you know, in Ohio.
Speaker 2: Yeah, special nap afterwards, it's awesome.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Okay.
Speaker 1: So are you still doing your podcast?
Speaker 6: I am? Yeah, Danny, Yeah, we got an episode coming
Speaker 6: out today or tomorrow.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 6: I don't know anything anymore. You know what the good
Speaker 6: news is the therapist has not found that podcast because
Speaker 6: if she did.
Speaker 1: Oh, which I mean, why do you say that? Why
Speaker 1: did you just say that?
Speaker 2: Cut that out?
Speaker 1: Somebody is going somebody is no, no, what we should
Speaker 1: leave it in?
Speaker 6: Okay?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 1: Oh, Ray, what are you showing?
Speaker 6: Shay? Oh yeah, we have merch for the Dan Patrick
Speaker 6: takes a gamble show. Oh yeah, it's a sweatshirt and
Speaker 6: it has a martini glass on it.
Speaker 2: So this is a and the therapist's home address and
Speaker 2: phone number.
Speaker 6: You think if I buy her a sweatshirt and bring
Speaker 6: it to therapy, she would love me more.
Speaker 1: I what do you mean by love you?
Speaker 6: How were you divorced? And being a therapist for married people?
Speaker 2: How how because they can recommend divorce.
Speaker 1: I don't know what happened with her husband.
Speaker 6: You know what happened. I'll tell you what happened.
Speaker 1: Are you sure you want to go down there.
Speaker 6: I'll tell you what happened. I'll tell you what fucking happened. Danny,
Speaker 6: he is or was and is an alcoholic. Okay, but
Speaker 6: I don't think that plays with me.
Speaker 1: But you're not an alcoholic?
Speaker 6: No, But that's not the point. The point is, like
Speaker 6: he had a problem with alcohol. I have a problem
Speaker 6: with alcohol. I don't drink anymore, but he does. She's
Speaker 6: completely turned against me. She has.
Speaker 1: Her her husband in you.
Speaker 6: Correct exactly, which is what I felt the first session.
Speaker 6: A little tension, little romantic tension.
Speaker 2: No, no, okay, all right, because she's got a thing
Speaker 2: for alcoholics.
Speaker 6: I can save him type ship Are you broken? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, And they're women who want to save broken.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Correct, that's what Coldplay was singing about.
Speaker 6: Fix you. It's like strippers.
Speaker 1: To say that we did that last week. Okay, Let's
Speaker 1: let's just have a joyous Thanksgiving and think about one
Speaker 1: another and share the goodness of God and.
Speaker 6: And be able to hell.
Speaker 1: Have a wonderful, wonderful, safe weekend, and we look forward
Speaker 1: to next week if we're If we're still doing this,
Speaker 1: but hopefully we will. Bad Larry and the Whales, Dylan
Speaker 1: a whale, and really yes, Shyean Irving wherever you get
Speaker 1: your podcasts, Shy and Irving, and of course Marvin, who
Speaker 1: has to sit here and just listen to all of
Speaker 1: this nonsense. Have a great, great weekend, and I truly
Speaker 1: mean that from the bottom of my heart. We'll talk
Speaker 1: to you next week.