Speaker 1: Now let's get it to the NFL playoff picks in
Speaker 1: the divisional round kicking off this weekend. But first, my
Speaker 1: next guest wants a long introduction, but he ain't getting it.
Speaker 1: He's my nephew.
Speaker 2: I know. He introduced me to the word nephewtism.
Speaker 1: I give it to him. I give you credit for
Speaker 1: that. That was a good one because I've never heard of
Speaker 1: it in my life.
Speaker 2: Until he brought it up. But this is what he is.
Speaker 2: What's up, man? How you doing? What's up? Josh? You Josh.
Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen, you like my sweater? Please please tell me.
Speaker 1: First of all, you're not sitting at my desk. You're
Speaker 1: sitting at my desk on my studio.
Speaker 3: I'm sitting at my desk today, and.
Speaker 2: You're wearing my sweater.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they gave me. They gave me a degree because
Speaker 3: we're related. They gave you, Josh.
Speaker 2: Josh, Josh, Josh.
Speaker 1: That sweater was not only in my closet, it was
Speaker 1: in my drawer folded up. You went into my closet
Speaker 1: and took my sweater out and wore my damn sweater.
Speaker 4: Well it fits me like this, so it's no way
Speaker 4: it could fits you. So, I don't know if you
Speaker 4: had it for show, but it looked good thought.
Speaker 3: Look on me run dmc hat we rich? And what
Speaker 3: were we talking about today?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 1: Listen, I'm gonna you know what, I don't know how
Speaker 1: much you even know about football. You should know since
Speaker 1: you you know, you raised practically raised by your uncle.
Speaker 1: But nevertheless, we gonna get started. With the Texans heading
Speaker 1: the Kansas City on Saturday to face the top seed,
Speaker 1: the Chiefs. There's word out of Houston at running back
Speaker 1: Joe Mixon injured his ankle this week in practice, so
Speaker 1: he knows.
Speaker 2: What his availability is going to be.
Speaker 1: By the way, Josh, I don't give a damn whether
Speaker 1: he's available or not. You don't have Stefan Diggs, you
Speaker 1: don't have Tank Dell. As far as I'm concerned, the
Speaker 1: Kansas City Chiefs are completely healthy, with the Patrick Mahomes,
Speaker 1: with the Travis Kelsey, with all of these brothers getting
Speaker 1: their rest, including Chris Jones and what have you.
Speaker 2: Who can get at CJ. Stroud. By the way, I.
Speaker 1: Don't give Houston a snowballs chance in hell of winning
Speaker 1: this game.
Speaker 2: What does my nep you have to say about this?
Speaker 4: Nah? I got Pat Mahomes. You see the numbers. He
Speaker 4: don't really lose this early in the playoffs. Like you
Speaker 4: said that, the Texans are a pretty incomplete team right now,
Speaker 4: and the Chiefs are reversed.
Speaker 3: I got Kansas City.
Speaker 2: Got kid City. Yeah, all right, just hope for you.
Speaker 1: After all, you ain't knuckleheaded as I thought you were
Speaker 1: in every situation.
Speaker 2: Let's go to the next game.
Speaker 1: In THATFC, Jayden Daniels and the Commander's head to Detroit
Speaker 1: to face the Super Bowl favorite Detroit Lions. Listen, this
Speaker 1: is I think he's gonna be a thriller. I don't
Speaker 1: think you, Detroit, and you want to be in a
Speaker 1: position with it's a one score game, even if you're
Speaker 1: up in Jadon Daniels has the ball in his hands late.
Speaker 2: We see what he's done this year.
Speaker 1: Thirty five hundred and sixty eight yard sixty nine complete percentage,
Speaker 1: twenty five touchdowns, just nine in the sceptions of one
Speaker 1: hundred passer rating, rush for nearly nine hundred yards.
Speaker 2: The Brothers no joke for Jared Goff.
Speaker 1: Look at the season he's had, look at the weapons
Speaker 1: he has available to him running the football as well
Speaker 1: as catching the football, and even though they had a
Speaker 1: multitude of dudes on the injured list on.
Speaker 2: The defensive side of the ball.
Speaker 1: Being in Detroit in Motown, I think spells doom for
Speaker 1: the Commanders.
Speaker 4: What about you, nah, I got I got Jaden Daniels
Speaker 4: with the upset and really got him going all the way.
Speaker 4: I don't see nobody beating him. He's like a younger
Speaker 4: version of Pat Mahomes to me.
Speaker 1: So you're telling me that you got Jayden Daniels winning
Speaker 1: the Super Bowl Championship as a rookie, I do.
Speaker 2: What explanation could you have justified that?
Speaker 4: Thinking he pulled for he's the best clutch quarterback in
Speaker 4: the league this year.
Speaker 3: You only got one example to use from him.
Speaker 1: Well, actually, Patrick Mahomes has had more you know, game
Speaker 1: winning you know TVs than Jayden Daniels, just so you know,
Speaker 1: I mean go ahead touchdown stuff like that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Pat Mahomes heroics this year is more about the defense.
Speaker 3: Jaden Daniels then came through.
Speaker 4: A lot, and I'm I'm gonna I'm gonna go with him,
Speaker 4: Gonna go with Jaden.
Speaker 2: Deans Coright, I'm gonna let you slide on that.
Speaker 1: On Sunday, the Rams had the Philly to take on
Speaker 1: the Philadelphia Eagles. They're supposed to snow, it's cold, they're
Speaker 1: accustomed to being in Los Angeles.
Speaker 2: I'm not listen.
Speaker 1: They got a chance because the Pooka nakool and Matthew
Speaker 1: Stafford is a veteran in the Super Bowl.
Speaker 2: Champion Sean McVay is a great head coach.
Speaker 1: But I can't see them beating Sakuon Barkley and the
Speaker 1: Philadelphia Eagles.
Speaker 4: What say you, Yeah, I don't see him being the
Speaker 4: Eagles neither. I got Saquan two.
Speaker 2: Okay, say it with your chess man. You don't sound that.
Speaker 3: I didn't like the way.
Speaker 4: Jade on the quarterback look for the Eagles neither, though,
Speaker 4: Jalen hurts, Yeah, I was watching first take earlier and
Speaker 4: I was a gread machine and I just ain't like
Speaker 4: the way you look, so.
Speaker 3: Really, yeah, I ain't like it.
Speaker 2: Whatever. Whatever.
Speaker 1: Finally, the marquee matchup of the week, and Lamar Jackson
Speaker 1: and the Ravens head to Buffalo to take on Josh
Speaker 1: Allen and the Bills, the leading candidates for MVP this season,
Speaker 1: by the way, both men are looking to get over
Speaker 1: the hump and playing their first.
Speaker 2: Super Bowl This is a pick them. This could go
Speaker 2: either way.
Speaker 1: I'm of the mindset that you know what, I know
Speaker 1: it's in Buffalo.
Speaker 2: It's gonna come down to the wire.
Speaker 1: But the way Lamar Jackson has looked this year, having
Speaker 1: Derreck Henry at his disposal, King Henry as they call him,
Speaker 1: I think the Baltimore Ravens might go on the road
Speaker 1: and pull this out and we're gonna have a rematch
Speaker 1: to the AFC Championship Game last year between Kansas City
Speaker 1: and Baltimore.
Speaker 2: What are your.
Speaker 3: Thoughts, are they, Flowers? Is he playing?
Speaker 2: They don't know. I don't think he I don't think
Speaker 2: he will be.
Speaker 4: I don't even know why I asked that, because I
Speaker 4: really do believe Lamar Jackson is fast enough to throw
Speaker 4: the baller himself. Then he asked Derrick Henry too, I'm
Speaker 4: gonna go with Baltimore.
Speaker 2: Did you just finish saying he's fast enough throw the
Speaker 2: ball of himself.
Speaker 3: I believe he can. He's faster.
Speaker 2: Did you say that on the airwaves?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: Let me move on to a different subject. I just
Speaker 2: can't deal. I just some of the things you say.
Speaker 2: I just can't deal with it, Dad, I just can't
Speaker 2: deal with.
Speaker 4: It being that I have the bills getting stomped by
Speaker 4: Lamar's always cold in Buffalo, so let's see if the
Speaker 4: temp is looking So, let's see if the temp is
Speaker 4: low enough to freeze some of the tears. Twenty two
Speaker 4: degrees January nineteenth. How do you think that's gonna work out?
Speaker 4: Am I supposed to be holding this?
Speaker 1: I'm I'm stuck on you grabbing the damn microphone working
Speaker 1: up with that gas microphone and going.
Speaker 2: Up to the screen.
Speaker 1: Sorry, you didn't know that you ain't supposed to grab
Speaker 1: the microphone.
Speaker 3: It's my first day on the job.
Speaker 2: First day, but you think you should have my job. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's by the way, what are you drinking? What are
Speaker 2: you drinking?
Speaker 3: It's coffee? Had a long day?
Speaker 2: What you had a long day?
Speaker 3: Wait? Wait?
Speaker 2: How did you have a long day? Josh? What have
Speaker 2: you been doing that you had a long day?
Speaker 4: I took the bus here, but you want to buy
Speaker 4: me a car? But anyway, it's gonna be twenty two
Speaker 4: degrees in Buffalo? Do people live here by choice?
Speaker 2: Yes? Don't be rude to people in Buffalo.
Speaker 3: I would run out of mind to come and never
Speaker 3: leave the house.
Speaker 2: What's the weather? Like in New York.
Speaker 3: Right now, this is the weather for the rest of
Speaker 3: the week in Buffalo.
Speaker 4: So we're gonna see how depressing it will be four
Speaker 4: degrees on Tuesday.
Speaker 3: What are you doing for a degree?
Speaker 2: Pece what they got to do with Sunday's football game?
Speaker 3: Josh, No, this is this is this is Buffalo. This
Speaker 3: is what. This is what they have to deal with
Speaker 3: after the L.
Speaker 1: So you're talking about after the L they're gonna suffer from.
Speaker 1: That's what they're gonna have to deal with. I mean,
Speaker 1: it ever occurred to you that since that weather is
Speaker 1: not foreign to them, they may be more prepared to
Speaker 1: play in those weather conditions on Sunday instead of Baltimore.
Speaker 4: Nah, because most players are from down south. So when
Speaker 4: once she won the Bills, it's like that's why they
Speaker 4: when's last one they've been to the Super Bowl?
Speaker 2: Oh my lord, you are so clueless.
Speaker 3: Men.
Speaker 2: Sit your ass down over there. Get back to the desk.
Speaker 2: Get back to the desk, just get back. Did you see, by.
Speaker 1: The way, what happened on the Eagle sideline Sunday with
Speaker 1: why dot aj Brown on the bench reading.
Speaker 2: A self help book? Cult? Was it? In an excellence
Speaker 2: by the Way.
Speaker 1: The book, originally published in twenty twenty, is now number
Speaker 1: one on Amazon before I let you go.
Speaker 2: What did you make of that?
Speaker 4: I don't think it was a problem, like if he
Speaker 4: was reading a Double Excel magazine or something like that. Okay,
Speaker 4: but if it's called uh if that's the name of
Speaker 4: the book and in the excellence in an excellence, he
Speaker 4: was trying to tap into that during the playoffs, like
Speaker 4: he only had what he had to catch one one.
Speaker 2: Catch for ten yards. He had one catch for ten yards.
Speaker 4: I was I was gonna put my top three books
Speaker 4: that I would have been caught reading.
Speaker 2: Hold up, Make Her Chase You.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So, so if anybody wants to know why I am
Speaker 4: the way I am, blame Darcy Carter. It's a pretty
Speaker 4: good author. Uh this is this is number three on
Speaker 4: my list. Can we show number two, Make Her Chase You?
Speaker 4: Part two? And can we round out my top three
Speaker 4: really fast? Make Her Chase You Part three?
Speaker 2: Make Her Chase You? It's a book that those are
Speaker 2: the books. Let me ask you a question. You've read
Speaker 2: those books three?
Speaker 3: It's my bibles?
Speaker 2: What what? What?
Speaker 1: What did you learn from the book? Tell me, tell me,
Speaker 1: tell me the tricks that the book taught you.
Speaker 2: I'm interested. Now you got it. You got my interest
Speaker 2: piqued the book.
Speaker 4: Don't make it seem like I'm into trickery with with
Speaker 4: the ladies and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: Mate, you the one that presented the book.
Speaker 3: I'm saying, there's no tricks involved.
Speaker 4: Now we're disrespecting Darcy Carter, the author that came up
Speaker 4: with all of these methods on how to meet her.
Speaker 1: Okay, so I'm gonna ask you again, what methods did
Speaker 1: you peel from parts one, two, and three of the
Speaker 1: book make a chase you?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 4: I learned, well, she taught us to be appealing and
Speaker 4: then to run away.
Speaker 3: You don't you know your advice to.
Speaker 4: Me is find a honey settled down. You know something
Speaker 4: that somebody's pushing sixty.
Speaker 3: We say, see.
Speaker 4: Darcy Carter, you know, she she she she has different suggestions.
Speaker 4: I don't want to expose it because I really support
Speaker 4: her and I want you to go out and get
Speaker 4: her book.
Speaker 1: You talked about, you know, making yourself appealing, right, how
Speaker 1: would you say you've done that?
Speaker 2: What did you take for them?
Speaker 1: I mean, what is it that's appealing about you?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 4: The shades that I get from your house, this hoodie.
Speaker 4: I can't wait to see what they say about me
Speaker 4: today because I really put it, put all of it,
Speaker 4: all of this together.
Speaker 3: Let me spend all the way around for them and
Speaker 3: come back. I don't want try to miss it. Be
Speaker 3: rich on this side of my you know. Oh, that's all.
Speaker 3: It was a feeling.
Speaker 1: And did you just admit did you just admit to
Speaker 1: the public you did run away?
Speaker 2: You run away?
Speaker 3: You just submit that you said run away?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you leave, you depart like avoid.
Speaker 4: Seriousness if I'm not ready for it. She doesn't believe
Speaker 4: in misleading ladies into making them believe that that's what
Speaker 4: you want to do.
Speaker 1: If that's not and you and you you would never
Speaker 1: mislead anybody that says not you.
Speaker 5: Nothing about you that would do that. That's what you said, right, Yeah,
Speaker 5: that's an open book. Well I have encouraged you to
Speaker 5: be that. I don't know whether you've listened to that.
Speaker 3: You encourage everything, You encourage everything that.
Speaker 2: I don't encourage everything. Don't do that. Don't do that.
Speaker 1: And by the way, and by the way, I don't
Speaker 1: know if you notice that your mama, your mama, Arlee Smith,
Speaker 1: your mama, you know that she texts me the other day,
Speaker 1: she loves, absolutely loves you on the shelf and I'm
Speaker 1: sitting there like this, what are you watching?
Speaker 2: How do you approve of this?
Speaker 1: And you're his mother? What the hell is this world
Speaker 1: coming to? I've said that to her first. She said, oh,
Speaker 1: that's that's true. I didn't really think about it that way.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go and you know what, she's next. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go pray for him.
Speaker 4: So you're not gonna tell him that when you was
Speaker 4: in a mall in Miami that they called you Josh
Speaker 4: Smith's uncle. I'm no longer just known that stephen Ae's nephew.
Speaker 4: That's not our dynamic no more. Now you're Josh Smith's uncle.
Speaker 4: And not only that, I have a problem with Google too.
Speaker 4: When you google Josh Smith, Josh Smith from the Hawk
Speaker 4: still comes up. No, why would that happen?
Speaker 2: What? Lord help us all man, Get out of here.
Speaker 2: I'll see you after the weekend. Now get the hell
Speaker 2: out of here.