WEBVTT - Part Two: The Battle of Negro Fort: Florida's Maroon Community

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<v Speaker 1>participating in this evil empire.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh Jamie, you know you're my partner in crime and

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<v Speaker 3>that you're the mastermind.

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<v Speaker 1>Behind them?

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<v Speaker 1>And it worked.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks proud of that one. Today is part two of

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<v Speaker 2>a two parter, which is the first time that's ever happened,

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<v Speaker 2>not the ninety eighth time that's ever happened in part one. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>this time we're talking about Negro for it, which was

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<v Speaker 2>a really amazing maroon community in Florida when it was

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<v Speaker 2>Spanish Florida that the US went and fucked up. In

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<v Speaker 2>part one, I talked about how a ton of indigenous

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<v Speaker 2>folks were real mad at the Americans. Right now I

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<v Speaker 2>want to talk about what had beens just stolen from them,

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<v Speaker 2>which is to say, I get to talk about everyone's

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<v Speaker 2>favorite person, Andrew Jackson. Yeah. If you ever meet someone

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<v Speaker 2>who thinks that Andrew Jackson is a good person, then

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<v Speaker 2>you have met a bad person, or at best, a

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<v Speaker 2>terribly badly informed person.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I would say, don't waste your time trying to

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<v Speaker 3>fix them unless I.

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<v Speaker 1>Know, you know, you've only we've only got so much time.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's and if it's like your best friend, no,

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<v Speaker 2>if it's your dad, I don't know whatever. Andrew Jackson

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<v Speaker 2>before the War of eighteen twelve, no one really knew

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<v Speaker 2>him outside of Tennessee. He grew up a backwoods guy.

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<v Speaker 2>He wasn't actually poor. He later inherited two hundred acres,

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<v Speaker 2>but he grew up backwoods along the North and South

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<v Speaker 2>Carolina border shortly before the Revolutionary War, and he grew

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<v Speaker 2>up hating Indigenous people and British people. And this was

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<v Speaker 2>like his main thing, and like stop clock on the

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<v Speaker 2>British thing. But you know whatever. The Revolutionary War had

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<v Speaker 2>killed his mother, his only parent, and two of his brothers,

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<v Speaker 2>so he was really into hating the British. He also

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<v Speaker 2>hated Indigenous people because he was a racist piece of

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<v Speaker 2>shit dick. He quickly left the backwoods and became a

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<v Speaker 2>Southern gentleman, which of course meant buying and selling people.

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<v Speaker 2>Right come the War of eighteen twelve, he was like,

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<v Speaker 2>let's go kill the Brittain Indians, capture Florida wooo, and

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<v Speaker 2>that was that was his war crime. In eighteen thirteen,

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<v Speaker 2>the Muskogee had what was called the Creek Civil War

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<v Speaker 2>because they were mostly called the Creek. On one side,

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<v Speaker 2>you have the Americanized folks who were, you know, had

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<v Speaker 2>just been like they've been like doing the more settled thing.

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<v Speaker 2>They're starting to grow, build plantations, They're really into the

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<v Speaker 2>chattel slavery thing. On the other side, you had the

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<v Speaker 2>Red Sticks who were like, yeah, fuck all that, and

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<v Speaker 2>they would attack forts and kill everyone there except the

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<v Speaker 2>enslaved people who were freed who then joined them. So

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<v Speaker 2>Andrew Jackson just went just like went around and burned

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<v Speaker 2>down every Musgogie village that he could find.

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<v Speaker 1>Which like a like a gentleman would, Yeah, exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>People tend to conveniently forget that usually everyone on all

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<v Speaker 2>sides of any given war of colonization kills civilians every

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<v Speaker 2>single chance they can get. It's like a hard conversation

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<v Speaker 2>to have, so we all try to not have it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and all the history books that we get in

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<v Speaker 3>American public schools do not reflect it because it just

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<v Speaker 3>complicates things too much.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you pick one side to decide that they kill

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<v Speaker 2>civilians and the other side that is the way.

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<v Speaker 1>To civilian life, the ultimate complicating factor.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, totally. But you know, I think that there's a

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<v Speaker 2>difference between colonial and anti colonial violence, and you know,

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<v Speaker 2>not to just whatever. Anyway, now I'm accidentally getting into

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<v Speaker 2>the modern shit. Most of the Red Sticks died in

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<v Speaker 2>battle against Jackson. They were out number two to one

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<v Speaker 2>at Horseshoe Bend in Alabama. Maybe all die so bravely. Basically,

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<v Speaker 2>Andrew Jackson was promoted to major general for massacring all

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<v Speaker 2>these people who outnumbered and then immediately got the Allied

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<v Speaker 2>Muscogee people to sign away twenty three million acres of

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<v Speaker 2>their territory, basically stole it from them. Basically, it was like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>now you're just gonna give us all the shit because

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<v Speaker 2>we want it. Yeah, any idea how big twenty three

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<v Speaker 2>million acres is. It's like one of those numbers that's

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<v Speaker 2>a meaningless number. No, right, I can tell you it

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<v Speaker 2>was like a county, and I could tell you it

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<v Speaker 2>was like the Eastern seaboards.

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<v Speaker 1>Right at Florida.

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<v Speaker 2>It's about half modern floor.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, twenty three million only half. I mean Florida's big though,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's a big fucking state. You ever like drive

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<v Speaker 2>through Florida and you're like, this is no way. This

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<v Speaker 2>is going to feel like driving through Texas that takes years,

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<v Speaker 2>but then it does. No it especially be like driving

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<v Speaker 2>to Miami.

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<v Speaker 3>It's it's it's gigantic, and also like there's a lot

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<v Speaker 3>of I don't know, it's such a large state that

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<v Speaker 3>I think, like Texas, there's also like regional specificity that

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<v Speaker 3>gets kind of totally.

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<v Speaker 2>So everyone's mad, right, because he just took so much

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<v Speaker 2>fucking land. This terrible loss is why the Brits had

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<v Speaker 2>so much luck recruiting indigenous people in the area, because

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<v Speaker 2>even those who had been allied with the US had

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<v Speaker 2>just been fucked And so it was up to Andrew Jackson.

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone decided, probably including Andrew Jackson, that was up to

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<v Speaker 2>him to smash the pesky interracial Army, which to be clear,

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<v Speaker 2>absolutely was planning to go fuck up the US South

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<v Speaker 2>and free from American government. That was absolutely their goal. Nichols,

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<v Speaker 2>the Irishman, gave speeches about how they would quote unrivet

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<v Speaker 2>the chains of every person still held in slavery. So

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<v Speaker 2>they attacked the cool interracial army right their first at

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<v Speaker 2>the Colonial Marines or whatever I said their name, like

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<v Speaker 2>eight times. You think i'd remember the core of colonial Marines.

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<v Speaker 2>The first attack on Alabama did not go well for

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<v Speaker 2>the British, and grape shot took out Nichols right eye

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<v Speaker 2>and he'll never see out of it again. It will

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<v Speaker 2>not stop him from continuing to fight in battles where

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<v Speaker 2>he gets bayoneted and doesn't stop. So they were treated

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<v Speaker 2>and they got back to recruiting people. They were like, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>well we need more people, and so they helped more

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<v Speaker 2>and more people escape slavery. At least they end up

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<v Speaker 2>taking over Pensacola for a minute because it's not really

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<v Speaker 2>under American control e there, so it's sort of easy.

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<v Speaker 2>At least two thirds of Pensacola's and slave population was

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<v Speaker 2>recruited during this time, and all the slave owners would

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<v Speaker 2>like go and be like, come on, Britz, give us

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<v Speaker 2>back our people. And the Brits just laughed and we're like, nah,

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<v Speaker 2>we have guns and shit, you're gonna fuck off now. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>So they're being cool. They're up to some cool stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>November eighteen fourteen, Andrew Jackson invaded Pensacola and outnumbered the

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<v Speaker 2>British Florida one. So the multiracial army fled and they

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<v Speaker 2>blew up their fortifications as they went and went back

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<v Speaker 2>to the British post, which is the fort that they

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<v Speaker 2>had built along the Apalogic Cola River. They grow there

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<v Speaker 2>to a force of about fifteen hundred as more and

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<v Speaker 2>more indigenous warriors show up. There's like numbers that go

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<v Speaker 2>all over the place, all the different like estimates where

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<v Speaker 2>they're like, oh, they got three thousand, they got fifteen hundred,

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<v Speaker 2>they got one thousand, there's three hundred of them. It's

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<v Speaker 2>like all over the fucking place, the numbers.

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<v Speaker 3>God, okay, And how many like different sources is it

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<v Speaker 3>coming from?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just depends.

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<v Speaker 2>It just depends. A lot of it is that it

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<v Speaker 2>was very variable by time. And then also a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of history doesn't necessarily like stay perfectly linear in how

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<v Speaker 2>they describe these things. You know, I think that it's

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<v Speaker 2>like at its largest. Also, a lot of the sources,

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<v Speaker 2>like Americans kept exaggerating the size of this force because

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<v Speaker 2>they were like this is the this is armageddon, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>and so like there's like ones that are like there's

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<v Speaker 2>fifteen thousand of them, but that's like a pro slavery

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<v Speaker 2>American newspaper giving that number. For example, more and more

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<v Speaker 2>indigenous warriors starts showing up, and then they start paying

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<v Speaker 2>indigenous slave owners for the freedom of their slaves at

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<v Speaker 2>about a I want to say about thirty dollars ahead,

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<v Speaker 2>which is like way less than market rate. It's sort

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<v Speaker 2>of a like we'll pay you to free slaves, but

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<v Speaker 2>we won't pay like white people to free slaves in America.

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<v Speaker 2>Those were just going to go capture, you know. On

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<v Speaker 2>December twenty fourth, eighteen fourteen, the War of eighteen twelve

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<v Speaker 2>was officially over by the signing of the Treaty of Ghent,

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<v Speaker 2>but they didn't have cell phones, so the war raged

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<v Speaker 2>on until news came months and months later that it

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<v Speaker 2>had already ended in a draw because it didn't go

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<v Speaker 2>well for either side. Basically both sides just fucked each

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<v Speaker 2>other up.

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<v Speaker 3>And it also, yeah, it also didn't just go in

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<v Speaker 3>eighteen twelve. But that's that's that's the most that's the

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<v Speaker 3>saddest thing in the world to me.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, there's.

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<v Speaker 3>In like a casualty of war sense where you like,

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<v Speaker 3>if someone you loved was killed after the war had

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<v Speaker 3>been resolved, and you found that out later.

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<v Speaker 1>I simply don't know what I would do.

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<v Speaker 2>There's like World War One had that a lot, right, Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's fucking it, is it? It would on either side

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<v Speaker 2>like that would kind of fuck me up, you know, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>because then it was like a like, for example, the

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<v Speaker 2>Americans are about to pull out their greatest victory in

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<v Speaker 2>the War of eighteen twelve, after the war is over,

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<v Speaker 2>the Battle of New Orleans, made famous by a song

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<v Speaker 2>that I don't remember who sings and don't listen too much.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>On January eighth, eighteen fifteen, British soldiers attacked New Orleans,

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<v Speaker 2>and Nichols's army was like, yeah, we're gonna lead. We

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<v Speaker 2>volunteer to like lead the landing. We're going to go

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<v Speaker 2>fuck these fucking slavers up. But they were told that

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<v Speaker 2>they couldn't join. They were basically too valuable to risk,

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<v Speaker 2>like they had, you know, the British and other military

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<v Speaker 2>plans for them. The Battle of New Orleans was like

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<v Speaker 2>not a huge deal from the British point of view,

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<v Speaker 2>and the British army got wrecked, like two thousand dead

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<v Speaker 2>to fourteen dead on the American side is what I read. God,

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<v Speaker 2>it's like enough that I'm like, that's fucked.

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<v Speaker 1>You know.

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<v Speaker 2>That is because they tried to march through a swamp

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<v Speaker 2>at an entrenched position, and they were all so arrogant.

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<v Speaker 2>They were like, we are the most civilized and advanced army.

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<v Speaker 1>In the world.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course we're going to wreck this like Motley Force,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, right. And Andrew Jackson was in charge of

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<v Speaker 2>defending New Orleans. This is a big This is like

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<v Speaker 2>where is like fame like fucking comes from at the time.

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<v Speaker 2>Now he's mostly famous as a butcher. He did the

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<v Speaker 2>unthinkable when he defended New Orleans. He armed enslaved people.

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<v Speaker 2>He promised people their freedom if they fought for the Americans.

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<v Speaker 2>Then after the battle he did the thinkable, which was

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<v Speaker 2>he said not just fucking kidding, your fucking property, not

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<v Speaker 2>people giving back the guns.

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<v Speaker 3>Often joke that isn't the most Andrew Jackson thing in

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<v Speaker 3>the fucking world to do? Is yeah, yeah, promise advancement

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<v Speaker 3>to read nag on it later.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. One of the most annoying things about reading the

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<v Speaker 2>nineteenth century like pro and anti slavery shit, is watching

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<v Speaker 2>all of the people on all sides argue about whether

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<v Speaker 2>or not black people would be any good in a fight,

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<v Speaker 2>and like people refer to Andrew Jackson as like practically

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<v Speaker 2>anti racist in that he like he was like he

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<v Speaker 2>respected that black people knew how to fight for whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>I hate him and I hate everything about him one man.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I can't can't hand it to him for that.

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<v Speaker 2>No, absolutely, exactly, absolutely not. And the fact that that

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<v Speaker 2>is a thing that is like constantly brought up, and

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<v Speaker 2>it is a thing that like even like a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of the British are doing during this point, they're like, whoa, Like,

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't know that you all were like not racially inferior,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, right.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, Yeah, it's like we didn't know. We assumed that

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<v Speaker 3>you were not competent in like it's what a treat,

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<v Speaker 3>What a treat to be told that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. So one man who was promised his freedom was

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<v Speaker 2>this guy named James Roberts. During the battle, he killed

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<v Speaker 2>six British soldiers in hand to hand combat, losing a

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<v Speaker 2>finger and taking a sword across the face and the process,

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<v Speaker 2>and he survived. After the battle, the Americans disarmed him,

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<v Speaker 2>stripped him, sent him to prison, and then sent him

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<v Speaker 2>to the plantation where he'd come from. He later said quote,

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<v Speaker 2>had there been less bravery with us, and he means

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<v Speaker 2>the armed enslaved people, the British would have gained the victory,

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<v Speaker 2>and in that event they would have set the slaves free.

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<v Speaker 2>So that I see now how we in that war

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<v Speaker 2>contributed to fasten our own chains tighter. What about fucking heartbreaking?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Like anyway, no, I mean no, yeah, yeah, I mean

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like it just speaks to the the helplessness

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<v Speaker 3>of the situation and just that they're like, are ultimately no,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know, there's no good imperial.

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<v Speaker 1>Force to ally with. If he can believe it, in

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<v Speaker 1>this case, there's a better one.

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone who fought for the British not only were they freed,

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<v Speaker 2>but so were their families. Oh wow, Okay, and Andrew

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<v Speaker 2>Jackson after they like after the folks who fight and

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<v Speaker 2>then they flee whatever, Andrew Jackson figures that he can

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<v Speaker 2>now show up. He's like, he just crushed the British, right,

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<v Speaker 2>So he's like, I'm just gonna show up and be like, yo,

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<v Speaker 2>give us back our property. And the British were like,

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<v Speaker 2>now we're good, and once again all the like slave

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<v Speaker 2>owners go and they're like they're like, same deal as

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<v Speaker 2>always you can come and not by force ask people

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<v Speaker 2>to return to you. And so all these like slave

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<v Speaker 2>owners like showed up and we're like, oh, of course

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<v Speaker 2>they're going to come back. We're gonna like ask nicely. Right.

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<v Speaker 2>A few people in this case did end up going back. Basically,

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<v Speaker 2>I think that they thought that they might get abandoned

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<v Speaker 2>and killed, and they just were looking to their options.

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<v Speaker 2>Almost everyone was like, no chance in fucking hell will

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<v Speaker 2>we do that. One newly freed wagon driver told us

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<v Speaker 2>form master, you may carry my head along with you,

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<v Speaker 2>but as to my body, it will remain here, like

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<v Speaker 2>it's just the time of metal quotes.

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<v Speaker 1>Basically, yeah, I was like, there's really some bangers in

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<v Speaker 1>this story, like one after the other.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And they still don't know the war's over. So

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<v Speaker 2>Nichol's army is now thirty five hundred strong and they

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<v Speaker 2>get ready to invade and they're gonna just fucking go

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<v Speaker 2>fuck up the American South.

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<v Speaker 1>The war's over.

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<v Speaker 2>But they're like, let they don't know what s goo. Girls, Well,

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<v Speaker 2>they don't know it, right, right, right?

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<v Speaker 3>Do we know how exactly how long after this is,

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<v Speaker 3>we're still only like a month or so later.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't remember the well, okay, So, like the treaty

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<v Speaker 2>was signed, Battle of New Orleans is January eighth, and

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<v Speaker 2>so then like pretty immediately afterwards, right, it's like a

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<v Speaker 2>week or two later or something. They're like, we're getting

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<v Speaker 2>ready to go do this thing, but then news of

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<v Speaker 2>the truth comes before they get chance to do it.

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<v Speaker 2>And so Nichols's army basically it's like never really put

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<v Speaker 2>to the test. And you know, so then Spain's like,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, great, the war's over. Can we have our

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<v Speaker 2>enslaved people back? And Nichols was like nah. And then

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<v Speaker 2>and Spade was like, but there's no legal basis for that,

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<v Speaker 2>and Nicholas is like, I don't really care, nick, Nick. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it was hilarious because the deal was that under the

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<v Speaker 2>Spanish territorial law it was okay for slaves escaping the

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<v Speaker 2>US to be freed, but not Spanish slaves, like anyone

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<v Speaker 2>escaping a Spanish owner.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>And so there's all these slaves with Hispanic last names

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<v Speaker 2>who only spoke Spanish, and Nichols is like, nah, that

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<v Speaker 2>guy's American, you know, and they'd be like, no, I

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<v Speaker 2>swear that that's our guy. Nicholas just be like no,

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<v Speaker 2>it's not you got Oh also I have a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of guns.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, gigantic bluff. I love it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. In the end, Nichols presented each person who had

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<v Speaker 2>fought or was there a certificate of freedom, saying that

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<v Speaker 2>their service in the military meant that they were free,

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<v Speaker 2>and that the basically that the Spanish delegates could eat it.

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<v Speaker 2>The Spanish delegates are like there when he's passing out

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<v Speaker 2>these certificates.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure.

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<v Speaker 2>And he also gave the soldiers all of their wages

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<v Speaker 2>for the entire time, which is the whole thing. And

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<v Speaker 2>like even the Army of the North and during the

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<v Speaker 2>Civil War like decades later, was like real bad at

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<v Speaker 2>paying black soldiers, you know. So he's like, here's all

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<v Speaker 2>your money. You can keep the uniform and you are

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<v Speaker 2>officially discharged from service because the war is over. And

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<v Speaker 2>these certificates that he gave them kept a bunch of

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<v Speaker 2>people free down the line because there's like all this

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<v Speaker 2>shit where like because Nichols rules in Britain sucks, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>and so like later a lot of these freed people

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<v Speaker 2>like go to other British colonies and people are like, no,

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<v Speaker 2>you're not free, and they have to be like, ah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to take it to court and I have

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<v Speaker 2>this document and shit, you know, so he made a

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<v Speaker 2>fucking paper trail. He based it on nothing. He based

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<v Speaker 2>it on I want these people to be free. Here's

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<v Speaker 2>a document.

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<v Speaker 1>God, that fucking rocks.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, totally another A win for the Irish, a win

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<v Speaker 3>for fighting Nichols. Yeah, just having an army, a bunch

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<v Speaker 3>of guns and a big old lie and actually being

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<v Speaker 3>on the right side of history. And the war ended

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<v Speaker 3>a month ago.

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<v Speaker 1>Secretly, great, great, great, great great.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. And so he tried one less thing, but the

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<v Speaker 2>British government didn't go for it. Basically, he was like,

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<v Speaker 2>we will absolutely keep this war going if you don't

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<v Speaker 2>give the Muscogee back the land that Andrew Jackson stole,

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<v Speaker 2>those twenty three million acres, we will absolutely go to

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<v Speaker 2>war for it. And then Britain was like, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>not so much. We're not going to do that. But

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<v Speaker 2>they did stand by the emancipation of five thousand enslaved

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<v Speaker 2>people who had escaped to British territory. In April eighteen fifteen,

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<v Speaker 2>Nichols and the rest of the white British unit left.

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<v Speaker 2>They this gets like a little blurry. They had this

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<v Speaker 2>intention to return in six months or maybe a year,

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<v Speaker 2>and maybe it was to like help transport everyone away.

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<v Speaker 2>But then other people were like, no, he was never

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<v Speaker 2>planning on coming back, and people like chose to stay

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<v Speaker 2>there because they wanted to just live there and keep

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<v Speaker 2>the fort and shit. And the reason I want I

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<v Speaker 2>want to like Nichols. And two the other reason I

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<v Speaker 2>kind of trust him about this. He leaves this fort

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<v Speaker 2>intact fully armed with hundreds of guns, like eight cannon

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<v Speaker 2>powder keg after powder keg, like this is a fully

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<v Speaker 2>he doesn't take any of the food like he as

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<v Speaker 2>far as I can tell, he just right by the people.

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<v Speaker 2>The one thing he fucked up is he left a

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<v Speaker 2>white guy in charge. Oh he's gonna fuck off soon,

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<v Speaker 2>don't worry, Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean I just based on what you just I'm

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<v Speaker 3>tempted to want to give a good faith reading of

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<v Speaker 3>that because other than just like fucking off in the

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<v Speaker 3>middle of the night and like, you know, completely like

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<v Speaker 3>it sounds like there was the intent of some longevity there.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And when he leaves, it transports a ton of

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<v Speaker 2>the formally enslaved people with them when they leave, but

0:21:22.480 --> 0:21:24.520
<v Speaker 2>a lot of people stick around, but they leave this

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<v Speaker 2>white guy named Hambly around and they're like, all right,

0:21:28.000 --> 0:21:30.520
<v Speaker 2>this guy's in charge. And he was like he had

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<v Speaker 2>been he was local to the area, and he had

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<v Speaker 2>been like an important part of a lot of the

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<v Speaker 2>conversations with indigenous leaders and stuff, and he had worked

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<v Speaker 2>for the trading post that was what used to be

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<v Speaker 2>there before the fort. So Nichols leaves. He goes on

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<v Speaker 2>to continue his life, to go fuck up slave ships

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<v Speaker 2>in Atlantic. A bunch of black soldiers leave with him,

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<v Speaker 2>and they go off to live in Bermuda and shit.

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<v Speaker 2>About three hundred black families remain at the fort, which

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<v Speaker 2>is fully stocked and armed by the British. Before their departure,

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<v Speaker 2>bish post becomes Negro Negro Fort, and the Spanish authorities

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<v Speaker 2>couldn't do shit about it because it was fully stocked

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<v Speaker 2>and armed fort. So what the fuck are they going

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<v Speaker 2>to do about it? Because one thing that history teaches

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<v Speaker 2>you is that often the law doesn't matter if you

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<v Speaker 2>have enough guns.

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<v Speaker 1>And this can go a lot of ways.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, absolutely, it goes bad and good, yes, constantly, yeah, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>but generally true. Yeah, some of the black families and

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<v Speaker 2>soldiers they actually had come with the British in the

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<v Speaker 2>first place from Virginia or the Caribbean and decided to

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<v Speaker 2>stick around because they were like, actually, if we stay here,

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<v Speaker 2>there's this amazing community of resistance that's being built. It's

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<v Speaker 2>basically like being built as a maroon community right away.

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<v Speaker 2>And so a bunch of people who came from elsewhere,

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<v Speaker 2>who were just British soldiers were like, nas where we're

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<v Speaker 2>not gonna be. Yeah, Indigenous fighters stuck around as well,

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<v Speaker 2>or they lived in the area immediately around it. But

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<v Speaker 2>one thing that they didn't have that you and I

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and here they are and we're back. So how

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<v Speaker 2>do you think that America took the fact that when

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<v Speaker 2>the British left, they left a armed maroon community in

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<v Speaker 2>a fort that was incredibly defensible.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I think in the way America always takes things calmly,

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<v Speaker 3>reasonably and wanting to be include and extend that American

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<v Speaker 3>dream to everybody.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that correct?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, it's close, and they were you know, they probably

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<v Speaker 2>were like, well, that's not America. Why is it any

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<v Speaker 2>of our business? Mm hmm. But unfortunately everything is America's business.

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<v Speaker 2>Jamie loftus and the existence of the sport scared the

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<v Speaker 2>shit out of white people, just fucking kept people up

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<v Speaker 2>at night. This was going to destroy everything they loved

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<v Speaker 2>about America. There's newspapers all over the country screaming and

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<v Speaker 2>yelling about this happening. Those black people, who weren't even

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<v Speaker 2>in the fuck United States, fucking United States, were like

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<v Speaker 2>coming for baseball and apple pie and by that I

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<v Speaker 2>mean chattel slavery only. Okay, it be clear. It would

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<v Speaker 2>be entirely fine if they I would love them if

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<v Speaker 2>they were off to go do that. They weren't. The

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<v Speaker 2>war was over. They were not planning some great raid

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<v Speaker 2>on the US. They were just trying to fucking live free.

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<v Speaker 2>Quote the author Matthew C. Clayven from the best book

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<v Speaker 2>about this that I'm aware of the Battle of negro Fort.

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<v Speaker 2>Quote negro Fort's denizens were not slave revolutionaries out to

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<v Speaker 2>destroy the nefarious institution that sought to keep them in bondage.

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<v Speaker 2>Nor were they determined to restore or recreate a traditional

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<v Speaker 2>way of life recalled from their youth or inherited from

0:25:20.119 --> 0:25:24.399
<v Speaker 2>their African ancestors. Instead, like other Maroons who struggled to

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<v Speaker 2>survive in the Southern United States or adjacent territories, their

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<v Speaker 2>actions show that self determination, self reliance, and self rule

0:25:32.320 --> 0:25:36.880
<v Speaker 2>were their key objectives, and so they were just trying

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<v Speaker 2>to fucking live.

0:25:38.160 --> 0:25:40.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that was like, that's a long way of saying,

0:25:40.119 --> 0:25:42.400
<v Speaker 3>just living with dignity and independence.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>That white guy Hambley, he was a chicken shit loser.

0:25:47.320 --> 0:25:48.919
<v Speaker 2>He ran off right away and he went to the

0:25:49.000 --> 0:25:50.840
<v Speaker 2>US and he was like, please destroy that place. I'll

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<v Speaker 2>help you negotiate with indigenous leaders to attack it.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, okay, leader real flame out. Okay, you'll flame

0:26:00.960 --> 0:26:05.960
<v Speaker 3>that use it. Yeah, he will know he had millennial burnout.

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<v Speaker 2>Margaret, right, totally. That's what I mean.

0:26:08.440 --> 0:26:09.560
<v Speaker 1>You have burnout at work.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what do you think that they had, Like, like,

0:26:12.320 --> 0:26:15.280
<v Speaker 2>I don't know the names of generations before the greatest generation.

0:26:16.280 --> 0:26:20.320
<v Speaker 2>You know, it's like greatest old boomers, young boomers, which

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<v Speaker 2>is a millennial silent?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it silent before greatest.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, yeah is the greatest, and then silent. But but

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<v Speaker 2>what the fuck did they call?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

0:26:30.640 --> 0:26:32.520
<v Speaker 2>I hate asking questions like this because people are going

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<v Speaker 2>to answer me, and the when people answer me correctly,

0:26:34.480 --> 0:26:38.000
<v Speaker 2>it's interesting. And when people just a year from now

0:26:38.080 --> 0:26:41.120
<v Speaker 2>listen to this and then message me with no context,

0:26:41.200 --> 0:26:42.080
<v Speaker 2>I'll have no idea.

0:26:42.240 --> 0:26:47.720
<v Speaker 3>They're like Margaret, Margaret Pep. Generally it was the Pep generation. Yeah, cool,

0:26:47.920 --> 0:26:49.639
<v Speaker 3>I that is all. That is Like one of the

0:26:49.800 --> 0:26:52.960
<v Speaker 3>beautiful parts of parasociality is someone answering a question you

0:26:53.000 --> 0:26:57.240
<v Speaker 3>asked six years ago, yeah, and being presented as urgent

0:26:57.560 --> 0:27:00.399
<v Speaker 3>or I don't know, just like stuff like, hey, do

0:27:00.400 --> 0:27:05.080
<v Speaker 3>you remember when you said this in twenty eighteen. I'm like, guaranteed, no,

0:27:05.760 --> 0:27:07.080
<v Speaker 3>let's assume I was wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

0:27:08.119 --> 0:27:11.400
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I don't remember by the time you're

0:27:11.440 --> 0:27:13.880
<v Speaker 2>hearing this, even if you listen when it first came out,

0:27:14.359 --> 0:27:18.040
<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna remember make this sentence. I only remember

0:27:18.240 --> 0:27:24.480
<v Speaker 2>about the four Yeah. The weird side conversations not part

0:27:24.480 --> 0:27:30.399
<v Speaker 2>of my memory, nor should it be. Yeah, anyway, before

0:27:30.440 --> 0:27:33.359
<v Speaker 2>we talk shit on the people who are listen to

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<v Speaker 2>our s eh okay.

0:27:35.320 --> 0:27:39.480
<v Speaker 3>Oh no, no, no, it's just an interesting it's an

0:27:39.520 --> 0:27:42.320
<v Speaker 3>interesting and like usually.

0:27:42.000 --> 0:27:43.960
<v Speaker 1>Funny side effect of the job.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and I do it to like I do it

0:27:46.760 --> 0:27:49.560
<v Speaker 2>to Jamie. I listened to something Jamie did, Like I

0:27:49.560 --> 0:27:51.919
<v Speaker 2>do it to Robert. I do it to Yeah, I

0:27:51.960 --> 0:27:54.240
<v Speaker 2>do it to cool Zone media. People like it. It

0:27:54.320 --> 0:27:56.480
<v Speaker 2>is a human instinct to be like, I know a

0:27:56.520 --> 0:28:00.480
<v Speaker 2>thing about that. Like Robert Evans said, the people listen

0:28:00.560 --> 0:28:03.000
<v Speaker 2>to the view Nation are old. I'm sure Robert Evans

0:28:03.000 --> 0:28:05.240
<v Speaker 2>doesn't remember saying that, But when I listen to the

0:28:05.440 --> 0:28:10.320
<v Speaker 2>v Nation in my basement when I'm working out, I think, yeah, no,

0:28:10.600 --> 0:28:15.679
<v Speaker 2>I'm kind of old. This is a really interesting aside.

0:28:15.680 --> 0:28:16.879
<v Speaker 2>People are very glad we did it.

0:28:17.800 --> 0:28:20.440
<v Speaker 3>I love Yeah, I love talking to five year old

0:28:20.520 --> 0:28:21.320
<v Speaker 3>MP three files.

0:28:21.400 --> 0:28:22.160
<v Speaker 1>It's my passion.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, absolutely, yeah, so negro Fort Sadly, the whole point

0:28:30.160 --> 0:28:32.280
<v Speaker 2>of this episode is about how cool this place was

0:28:32.960 --> 0:28:35.760
<v Speaker 2>the reason that we didn't get to it until now

0:28:36.080 --> 0:28:39.440
<v Speaker 2>is because we don't know that much about it. We

0:28:39.520 --> 0:28:41.720
<v Speaker 2>know a lot about what happened when there were white

0:28:41.720 --> 0:28:46.120
<v Speaker 2>people around, and we know very little when they weren't.

0:28:46.320 --> 0:28:50.440
<v Speaker 2>It was fucking cool. We know that Nichols is great,

0:28:50.480 --> 0:28:52.920
<v Speaker 2>but it's annoying that he gets all the screen time

0:28:53.280 --> 0:28:57.240
<v Speaker 2>and we know more about him. We know that Maroon

0:28:57.280 --> 0:29:01.320
<v Speaker 2>communities require security culture order to stay alive, and that's

0:29:01.360 --> 0:29:03.800
<v Speaker 2>part of why we know so little about Maroon communities.

0:29:05.080 --> 0:29:09.160
<v Speaker 2>We also know that in this community there were Spanish speaking,

0:29:09.240 --> 0:29:12.920
<v Speaker 2>French speaking, English speaking, and people born in Africa all

0:29:12.960 --> 0:29:15.840
<v Speaker 2>living there side by side. And we know that's because

0:29:15.880 --> 0:29:17.720
<v Speaker 2>mostly of their names, Like one person would be like

0:29:17.880 --> 0:29:20.840
<v Speaker 2>Congo Tom because he was born in Africa, and another

0:29:20.840 --> 0:29:22.160
<v Speaker 2>person will have like a French.

0:29:21.960 --> 0:29:23.360
<v Speaker 1>Name or whatever, right m.

0:29:24.960 --> 0:29:27.160
<v Speaker 2>And we actually know a lot about like because they're

0:29:27.200 --> 0:29:29.720
<v Speaker 2>fucking listed as property. We know a lot of their names,

0:29:29.720 --> 0:29:32.160
<v Speaker 2>and we know a lot of their job descriptions, you know,

0:29:32.240 --> 0:29:37.160
<v Speaker 2>because people are like reporting their missing property. We also

0:29:37.200 --> 0:29:38.960
<v Speaker 2>know that they had eight cannons and that's part of

0:29:38.960 --> 0:29:43.840
<v Speaker 2>why they managed to fucking stay missing property, which fucking rules. Yeah,

0:29:43.920 --> 0:29:46.440
<v Speaker 2>they were skilled artisans. They had eight cannons, a howitzer

0:29:46.480 --> 0:29:48.520
<v Speaker 2>which is like halfway between a cannon and a mortar,

0:29:48.600 --> 0:29:50.280
<v Speaker 2>so it's like not quite as long distance or whatever.

0:29:50.560 --> 0:29:51.880
<v Speaker 2>And they had hundreds of muskets.

0:29:52.800 --> 0:29:53.200
<v Speaker 1>Mm hmm.

0:29:53.800 --> 0:29:56.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we saw howitzer was just a brand name of

0:29:56.160 --> 0:29:58.560
<v Speaker 2>a gun. And then I started reading.

0:29:58.640 --> 0:30:03.200
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean think xerox or a Zamboni situation.

0:30:03.400 --> 0:30:05.040
<v Speaker 1>Interesting. Okay, it's his own thing.

0:30:05.200 --> 0:30:09.479
<v Speaker 2>It might be Oh god, I've talked about a military Okay. Anyway,

0:30:10.200 --> 0:30:12.000
<v Speaker 2>we know that they started off with food stores, but

0:30:12.040 --> 0:30:14.000
<v Speaker 2>soon they were growing their own and they seemed to

0:30:14.000 --> 0:30:17.440
<v Speaker 2>live lives of plenty. They herded cattle in the swampy forest.

0:30:17.720 --> 0:30:20.320
<v Speaker 2>They grew corn and melons, and they cultivated land. They

0:30:20.360 --> 0:30:22.720
<v Speaker 2>set up like several they're described as plantations, but that

0:30:22.840 --> 0:30:25.360
<v Speaker 2>just means like how they plant things, not how it

0:30:25.400 --> 0:30:29.360
<v Speaker 2>was structured. They hunted turkey and alligator and deer, and

0:30:29.400 --> 0:30:32.480
<v Speaker 2>they fished. They traded extensively with their indigenous allies in

0:30:32.520 --> 0:30:36.760
<v Speaker 2>the surrounding area. New fugitives arrived every day. They just

0:30:36.840 --> 0:30:40.840
<v Speaker 2>kept growing, and they were all considered bandits. And to

0:30:40.840 --> 0:30:43.520
<v Speaker 2>be clear, I think they did some piracy they like

0:30:43.600 --> 0:30:47.480
<v Speaker 2>built boats and shit, but mostly they were bandits because

0:30:47.480 --> 0:30:49.840
<v Speaker 2>they had stolen valuable property. Do you want to guess

0:30:49.840 --> 0:30:55.520
<v Speaker 2>what the valuable property they stole was. No, it's themselves. No,

0:30:56.840 --> 0:30:59.160
<v Speaker 2>that's what makes them bandits. They are bandits because they

0:30:59.160 --> 0:31:00.120
<v Speaker 2>stole property.

0:31:01.480 --> 0:31:03.800
<v Speaker 1>I think their own human bodies.

0:31:03.880 --> 0:31:09.200
<v Speaker 2>Yes, they stole from slave owners and for once they

0:31:09.200 --> 0:31:13.240
<v Speaker 2>are black lead. We know about three of the commanders.

0:31:13.480 --> 0:31:16.720
<v Speaker 2>There's Cyrus, there's Prince, who was actually a lieutenant in

0:31:16.760 --> 0:31:20.920
<v Speaker 2>the Colonial Marines. And the most famous of the three, Garson,

0:31:21.600 --> 0:31:23.640
<v Speaker 2>was a thirty six year old carpenter who'd been a

0:31:23.680 --> 0:31:29.360
<v Speaker 2>sergeant major. Why was he the most famous because his

0:31:29.480 --> 0:31:30.240
<v Speaker 2>name was French.

0:31:31.560 --> 0:31:33.960
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, I was about to say, because he

0:31:34.000 --> 0:31:35.800
<v Speaker 3>had a cute little name.

0:31:36.120 --> 0:31:37.160
<v Speaker 1>And that was the reason.

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<v Speaker 2>It is the reason, because this the single scariest thing

0:31:41.760 --> 0:31:45.160
<v Speaker 2>that has happened to white Southerners and human history was

0:31:45.200 --> 0:31:46.200
<v Speaker 2>the Haitian Revolution.

0:31:48.040 --> 0:31:48.400
<v Speaker 1>Okay.

0:31:48.480 --> 0:31:51.280
<v Speaker 2>And during the Haitian Revolution, which had only ended, it

0:31:51.360 --> 0:31:53.480
<v Speaker 2>ended in eighteen oh four, and you know, so not

0:31:53.600 --> 0:31:56.000
<v Speaker 2>that long before this, black and slave people rose up

0:31:56.040 --> 0:31:58.640
<v Speaker 2>and freed themselves. And the guy who had led that,

0:31:58.960 --> 0:32:02.640
<v Speaker 2>to Saint Luvatour, whose French name I am not good

0:32:02.680 --> 0:32:06.680
<v Speaker 2>at French, was a black guy with a French name.

0:32:07.880 --> 0:32:13.040
<v Speaker 2>So here's Garson, He's French and black. The end is nigh,

0:32:14.600 --> 0:32:18.000
<v Speaker 2>god like, all over the papers, all over the papers,

0:32:18.040 --> 0:32:22.640
<v Speaker 2>they're like the Haitian Revolution's coming. Which, don't get me wrong,

0:32:22.960 --> 0:32:25.320
<v Speaker 2>there were many people trying to make the Haitian Revolution

0:32:25.480 --> 0:32:27.720
<v Speaker 2>come to North America for sure.

0:32:28.040 --> 0:32:30.800
<v Speaker 3>But I'm just at every turn, just a nation of

0:32:30.880 --> 0:32:32.160
<v Speaker 3>fucking weird babies.

0:32:32.280 --> 0:32:37.160
<v Speaker 2>It's just absolutely and who will save this nation of

0:32:37.160 --> 0:32:44.160
<v Speaker 2>weird babies? But a hero, a hero will merge. Mm hmmm,

0:32:44.400 --> 0:32:45.280
<v Speaker 2>it's Andrew Jackson.

0:32:45.320 --> 0:32:48.080
<v Speaker 1>Again. I had a feeling it was Andrew Jackson.

0:32:48.520 --> 0:32:48.720
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:32:48.720 --> 0:32:52.760
<v Speaker 1>I mean, if anyone was well equipped to capture the

0:32:52.840 --> 0:32:57.400
<v Speaker 1>mind of violent babies, I suppose it was Andrew Jackson.

0:32:57.800 --> 0:33:00.800
<v Speaker 2>Yep. Which is an awkward place to start an ad pivot,

0:33:01.360 --> 0:33:05.000
<v Speaker 2>but that's where it is. It's right here, right now.

0:33:05.320 --> 0:33:11.000
<v Speaker 2>Here's an ad pivot, and.

0:33:11.000 --> 0:33:14.880
<v Speaker 1>We're back, and we pivoted right on back. It feels

0:33:15.120 --> 0:33:17.080
<v Speaker 1>I think that would perfectly.

0:33:16.760 --> 0:33:23.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, absolutely good my job. So basically, Andrew Jackson was like,

0:33:24.320 --> 0:33:28.120
<v Speaker 2>dear mister the President, can I invade a sovereign country

0:33:28.120 --> 0:33:30.320
<v Speaker 2>to put down a ford in their territory because I

0:33:30.360 --> 0:33:34.520
<v Speaker 2>think that they make Basically, it was like the existence

0:33:34.560 --> 0:33:38.880
<v Speaker 2>of this place will incite people to flee, right, Okay,

0:33:39.000 --> 0:33:42.040
<v Speaker 2>that was like their main argument, which is true, the

0:33:42.080 --> 0:33:45.160
<v Speaker 2>existence of that place incited people to flee, which is good,

0:33:45.400 --> 0:33:47.800
<v Speaker 2>just not he presents it as bad because he's a

0:33:47.840 --> 0:33:53.280
<v Speaker 2>backwards man who walks backwards and talks. It's opposite day

0:33:53.280 --> 0:33:57.160
<v Speaker 2>for him, every day exactly. Yeah, he's the opposite moratl

0:33:57.200 --> 0:34:00.120
<v Speaker 2>guy yea. And so he writes, dear mister President, can

0:34:00.160 --> 0:34:01.800
<v Speaker 2>I invade the sovereign country to put down a fort

0:34:01.800 --> 0:34:06.440
<v Speaker 2>in their territory? And the President's like, oh, I don't

0:34:06.800 --> 0:34:09.480
<v Speaker 2>know when he's like thinking about it. And then Andrew

0:34:09.560 --> 0:34:11.800
<v Speaker 2>Jackson's like, you know what, I'm not waiting for a response.

0:34:11.840 --> 0:34:12.560
<v Speaker 1>I don't care.

0:34:13.440 --> 0:34:17.239
<v Speaker 2>Wow, And just in classic white supremacist for him, he's like,

0:34:17.239 --> 0:34:18.640
<v Speaker 2>fuck the law, I do things my way.

0:34:19.400 --> 0:34:19.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:34:19.719 --> 0:34:24.759
<v Speaker 3>No, he's he's a classic example of uh asked, you know,

0:34:24.840 --> 0:34:27.040
<v Speaker 3>apologizing instead of asking for permission.

0:34:27.200 --> 0:34:30.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah. And he also did the same thing to

0:34:30.239 --> 0:34:31.839
<v Speaker 2>the Spanish. He wrote and was like, if you all

0:34:31.840 --> 0:34:35.160
<v Speaker 2>don't take down that place, I will. But before the

0:34:35.200 --> 0:34:38.920
<v Speaker 2>Spanish have a chance to think about it, America is

0:34:38.960 --> 0:34:41.000
<v Speaker 2>already on its way to a legally cross into Spain

0:34:41.120 --> 0:34:43.919
<v Speaker 2>and fuck it, thinks up, it's time to go burn

0:34:43.960 --> 0:34:46.799
<v Speaker 2>indigenous villages, including our recent allies, blow up the fort

0:34:47.000 --> 0:34:51.040
<v Speaker 2>all in someone else's country. It is entirely illegal, even

0:34:51.160 --> 0:34:54.000
<v Speaker 2>by US standards. That has never stopped anyone with power,

0:34:54.160 --> 0:34:59.080
<v Speaker 2>let alone Andrew Jackson. But Andrew Jackson didn't lead it himself.

0:35:00.080 --> 0:35:04.319
<v Speaker 2>He just illegally authorized his subordinate general Gains to do

0:35:04.360 --> 0:35:08.080
<v Speaker 2>it for him, because Jackson wanted to be president and

0:35:08.120 --> 0:35:11.399
<v Speaker 2>so he wanted to do some plausible deniability shit where

0:35:11.400 --> 0:35:14.560
<v Speaker 2>what he said was go take care of it however

0:35:14.600 --> 0:35:19.680
<v Speaker 2>you think is best. But we we have his correspondence

0:35:19.760 --> 0:35:21.920
<v Speaker 2>where he's openly like and by that I mean like

0:35:22.480 --> 0:35:24.759
<v Speaker 2>he'll everyone and blow shit up and get back all

0:35:24.760 --> 0:35:27.960
<v Speaker 2>this enslaved people and shit, I don't care through Violet.

0:35:29.280 --> 0:35:31.319
<v Speaker 3>I feel like that there is just like a kind

0:35:31.360 --> 0:35:37.800
<v Speaker 3>of commonly held like presidents were not caught saying openly inflammatory,

0:35:37.920 --> 0:35:41.279
<v Speaker 3>violent shit before Watergate, and you're like, no, they've been

0:35:41.360 --> 0:35:41.759
<v Speaker 3>doing it.

0:35:42.080 --> 0:35:44.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he is absolutely gonna end up president at the

0:35:44.680 --> 0:35:45.320
<v Speaker 2>end of this story.

0:35:45.760 --> 0:35:46.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah.

0:35:46.480 --> 0:35:50.800
<v Speaker 3>And there's and then the paper trail collectively everyone decided

0:35:50.880 --> 0:35:51.480
<v Speaker 3>didn't matter.

0:35:51.640 --> 0:35:54.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, totally, that's for historians.

0:35:54.960 --> 0:35:56.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:35:56.600 --> 0:35:58.879
<v Speaker 2>So Gaines's plan was simple. He was going to hire

0:35:58.880 --> 0:36:00.840
<v Speaker 2>the local indigenous people to do all the fighting and

0:36:00.960 --> 0:36:04.680
<v Speaker 2>dying by promising them fifty dollars ahead for recaptured slaves,

0:36:04.719 --> 0:36:08.560
<v Speaker 2>which is about four times the going rate, and also

0:36:08.600 --> 0:36:11.200
<v Speaker 2>that they could loot the place of anything but cannons,

0:36:11.680 --> 0:36:14.799
<v Speaker 2>and they could also keep any people who for whom

0:36:14.800 --> 0:36:17.480
<v Speaker 2>owners couldn't be found. They would be supported by some

0:36:17.600 --> 0:36:22.800
<v Speaker 2>US gunboats, and at least the book Battle of Negro

0:36:22.880 --> 0:36:26.240
<v Speaker 2>Fort represents it as the first ever large scale slave

0:36:26.320 --> 0:36:29.799
<v Speaker 2>hunting expedition by the US. The first battle of it

0:36:30.000 --> 0:36:34.359
<v Speaker 2>went really badly for the US, which is fun. A

0:36:34.440 --> 0:36:38.080
<v Speaker 2>small boat of white soldiers like went up the river

0:36:38.160 --> 0:36:41.160
<v Speaker 2>looking for fresh water, and they were ambushed by twenty

0:36:41.200 --> 0:36:44.560
<v Speaker 2>black and twenty indigenous fighters, each under their own commander.

0:36:44.600 --> 0:36:49.320
<v Speaker 2>Garsan was leading the black forces and an unknown unnamed

0:36:49.400 --> 0:36:53.839
<v Speaker 2>chief to let the indigenous fighters, and they killed some

0:36:53.880 --> 0:36:55.560
<v Speaker 2>of the white people and they drove the rest off

0:36:58.280 --> 0:37:02.080
<v Speaker 2>somewhere along the way. Aware of the coming attack, hundreds

0:37:02.080 --> 0:37:05.000
<v Speaker 2>of maroons and fugitives slipped out of the fort, while

0:37:05.000 --> 0:37:08.440
<v Speaker 2>a few hundreds stayed behind to defend it. The fugitives

0:37:08.480 --> 0:37:11.840
<v Speaker 2>took refuge in various indigenous communities, especially among the Seminole.

0:37:11.920 --> 0:37:16.439
<v Speaker 2>We'll talk a little bit more about soon. The fort

0:37:16.520 --> 0:37:20.799
<v Speaker 2>was besieged indigenous warriors of the I mean it's literally

0:37:20.880 --> 0:37:23.279
<v Speaker 2>Musgogi fighters on both sides of this. So it's just

0:37:23.320 --> 0:37:26.719
<v Speaker 2>like the indigenous warriors in the woods were shooting at

0:37:26.719 --> 0:37:29.120
<v Speaker 2>the fort while the white people hid in boats behind

0:37:29.160 --> 0:37:32.160
<v Speaker 2>the bluff. Their stated plan was to stay out of

0:37:32.160 --> 0:37:36.400
<v Speaker 2>it so that no white people got hurt. And this

0:37:36.520 --> 0:37:39.520
<v Speaker 2>lasted six days, this siege, and there were sorties fought

0:37:39.560 --> 0:37:42.040
<v Speaker 2>between the two forces that forced the soldiers of negro

0:37:42.120 --> 0:37:45.160
<v Speaker 2>Fort back behind their walls. And about half of the

0:37:45.200 --> 0:37:47.279
<v Speaker 2>soldiers in negro Fort are black and the other half

0:37:47.280 --> 0:37:51.399
<v Speaker 2>were indigenous. They flew the union jack and above it

0:37:51.440 --> 0:37:54.800
<v Speaker 2>they flew a solid red flag, which was a flag

0:37:54.840 --> 0:37:57.400
<v Speaker 2>that meant they would offer no quarter and not accept

0:37:57.440 --> 0:37:59.680
<v Speaker 2>any quarter. They were all going to fight to the

0:37:59.760 --> 0:38:06.399
<v Speaker 2>death rather than go back into trains. Once again, very metal.

0:38:06.560 --> 0:38:13.640
<v Speaker 1>A very yeah. There nothing if not consistently metal. Yeah.

0:38:14.040 --> 0:38:18.359
<v Speaker 2>The battle ended quickly. I spent the episode talking about

0:38:18.480 --> 0:38:26.360
<v Speaker 2>metaphorical powder kegs, but this one's not metaphorical. At the

0:38:26.400 --> 0:38:29.319
<v Speaker 2>center of the fort was this massive stone edifice named

0:38:29.320 --> 0:38:31.879
<v Speaker 2>the Citadel that stored all the powder for all those

0:38:31.920 --> 0:38:36.040
<v Speaker 2>cannons and muskets. One of the besieging gunboats was doing

0:38:36.040 --> 0:38:38.400
<v Speaker 2>something called hot shot, where they would put the cannonballs

0:38:38.440 --> 0:38:40.640
<v Speaker 2>in like a furnace, like a makeshift furnace that they

0:38:40.760 --> 0:38:44.240
<v Speaker 2>built on the boat before shooting them out of the cannons.

0:38:45.360 --> 0:38:49.080
<v Speaker 2>One cannon ball found its way into the citadel. The

0:38:49.200 --> 0:38:53.080
<v Speaker 2>resulting explosion was heard for miles in every direction, and

0:38:53.160 --> 0:38:58.120
<v Speaker 2>almost every defender died in the blast. About two hundred

0:38:58.120 --> 0:39:01.200
<v Speaker 2>and fifty people died in About fifty people survived, most

0:39:01.200 --> 0:39:06.840
<v Speaker 2>of whom later succumbed to their wounds. Okay Garson and

0:39:06.880 --> 0:39:10.680
<v Speaker 2>an unnamed Choctaw war chief survived the blast. They were captured.

0:39:11.200 --> 0:39:15.399
<v Speaker 2>They immediately and proudly took credit for killing the American soldiers,

0:39:15.760 --> 0:39:20.319
<v Speaker 2>and they were scalped and shot. Almost none of the

0:39:20.360 --> 0:39:23.480
<v Speaker 2>Maroons were returned to slavery. Almost every single one of

0:39:23.520 --> 0:39:29.279
<v Speaker 2>them died free, which was their plan. Wow, And like

0:39:30.840 --> 0:39:35.920
<v Speaker 2>I feel like that doesn't like it gets talked about

0:39:35.960 --> 0:39:39.640
<v Speaker 2>like this great loss and it was right, Like they

0:39:39.640 --> 0:39:46.120
<v Speaker 2>didn't win, but they were really clear about their intentions.

0:39:46.880 --> 0:39:50.840
<v Speaker 2>And they also provided enough time for way more people

0:39:50.880 --> 0:39:54.120
<v Speaker 2>who stayed to get out and get away, you know.

0:39:55.160 --> 0:40:00.120
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean, and I think that there should and

0:40:00.480 --> 0:40:05.000
<v Speaker 3>often is has to be some area for well, what

0:40:05.040 --> 0:40:10.680
<v Speaker 3>does winning versus losing look like in a situation like this?

0:40:10.800 --> 0:40:13.160
<v Speaker 3>And I think that, yeah, like characterizing it as a

0:40:13.200 --> 0:40:16.600
<v Speaker 3>total loss would would not be true because you know,

0:40:16.719 --> 0:40:17.400
<v Speaker 3>dilied free.

0:40:17.600 --> 0:40:21.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. In the end, like I think maybe two people

0:40:21.600 --> 0:40:27.319
<v Speaker 2>were returned to slavery successfully. During all of this, the

0:40:27.400 --> 0:40:30.400
<v Speaker 2>refugees from negro Fort went deeper into the wilderness and

0:40:30.440 --> 0:40:32.799
<v Speaker 2>they formed two communities. There was a black one called

0:40:32.840 --> 0:40:35.880
<v Speaker 2>Nero's Town, which had a leader named Nero, and an

0:40:35.920 --> 0:40:38.960
<v Speaker 2>indigenous one called bow Leg's Town, which had a leader

0:40:39.120 --> 0:40:39.879
<v Speaker 2>named bow Leg.

0:40:40.840 --> 0:40:42.320
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I was waiting for a twist.

0:40:42.640 --> 0:40:46.279
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, no twist. More fugitives began to join them.

0:40:46.440 --> 0:40:50.560
<v Speaker 2>So the Maroon community continues and the two communities, they're

0:40:50.560 --> 0:40:55.719
<v Speaker 2>like military societies and including at like negro Fort was

0:40:55.719 --> 0:41:02.400
<v Speaker 2>like a military institution. It considered itself British military unit

0:41:02.840 --> 0:41:05.279
<v Speaker 2>and so like it was like it gets presented as

0:41:05.280 --> 0:41:08.319
<v Speaker 2>a military dictatorship or whatever. I'm like, yeah, it was.

0:41:08.360 --> 0:41:11.640
<v Speaker 2>It was a military society. You know that it was

0:41:11.760 --> 0:41:14.080
<v Speaker 2>around in the middle of basically an active war. I'm

0:41:14.080 --> 0:41:18.240
<v Speaker 2>not fucking coming at them for their authoritarianism, you know. Yeah,

0:41:18.440 --> 0:41:20.480
<v Speaker 2>And Nero's Town in bow Legs Town are presented in

0:41:20.640 --> 0:41:22.880
<v Speaker 2>very similar ways where they were still a lot of

0:41:22.920 --> 0:41:25.440
<v Speaker 2>them are still wearing uniforms. A lot of them are like, no,

0:41:25.560 --> 0:41:29.200
<v Speaker 2>this is just where we're continuing the fight in ok

0:41:30.560 --> 0:41:34.279
<v Speaker 2>and Nero's town. Nero was a black man who had

0:41:34.360 --> 0:41:37.080
<v Speaker 2>himself run away from slavery twenty plus years earlier to

0:41:37.120 --> 0:41:40.120
<v Speaker 2>live with the seminole before showing up to negro Fort,

0:41:40.320 --> 0:41:45.439
<v Speaker 2>and in Nero's town, they would dance the Red Stick dance,

0:41:45.480 --> 0:41:48.480
<v Speaker 2>which was a way like part of the culture of

0:41:48.520 --> 0:41:50.520
<v Speaker 2>the Red Sticks, so they consider themselves part of the

0:41:50.560 --> 0:41:56.520
<v Speaker 2>Red Sticks. Shortly after the destruction of negro Fort, hundreds

0:41:56.520 --> 0:41:59.520
<v Speaker 2>of Seminal Warriors and Red Sticks captured that asshole Hambly,

0:41:59.680 --> 0:42:02.239
<v Speaker 2>you know, the like the dude who had fucking been

0:42:02.320 --> 0:42:03.040
<v Speaker 2>left in charge.

0:42:03.640 --> 0:42:05.680
<v Speaker 1>Wow, they found.

0:42:05.360 --> 0:42:08.480
<v Speaker 2>The flop, which is like the most movie part of it, right,

0:42:08.520 --> 0:42:11.160
<v Speaker 2>he'd be like the Disney villain who like you know,

0:42:11.360 --> 0:42:15.000
<v Speaker 2>runs away and like gets but yeah he gets.

0:42:15.480 --> 0:42:19.040
<v Speaker 3>I'm so glad he got gotten. That's thrilling.

0:42:19.760 --> 0:42:25.000
<v Speaker 2>And then so Seminal Warriors capture him, transport him and

0:42:25.040 --> 0:42:27.640
<v Speaker 2>some other folks who were responsible for the destruction one

0:42:27.719 --> 0:42:31.359
<v Speaker 2>hundred and fifty miles to Nero's town, and there were

0:42:31.440 --> 0:42:34.359
<v Speaker 2>sentenced to torture by a tribunal, with the implication being

0:42:34.360 --> 0:42:38.480
<v Speaker 2>tortured at death. But Nero intervened for some unknown reason

0:42:38.480 --> 0:42:42.759
<v Speaker 2>and had them transported in turnover to Spanish authorities. I'd

0:42:42.800 --> 0:42:45.680
<v Speaker 2>be so I'd be so pissed if I was one

0:42:45.680 --> 0:42:47.279
<v Speaker 2>of the people who had just transported this guy one

0:42:47.360 --> 0:42:48.920
<v Speaker 2>hundred and fifty miles, you know.

0:42:49.640 --> 0:42:52.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, with with the sweet promise.

0:42:52.960 --> 0:42:56.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah yeah, not to be like, actually we've decided to

0:42:56.000 --> 0:42:56.920
<v Speaker 3>go to a different direction.

0:42:57.080 --> 0:43:01.720
<v Speaker 1>Fuck you, Yeah, we got this far. Yeah yeah.

0:43:01.760 --> 0:43:04.319
<v Speaker 3>Well I still think that's I mean, that is yeah,

0:43:04.360 --> 0:43:07.040
<v Speaker 3>that is a movie style return.

0:43:07.120 --> 0:43:08.319
<v Speaker 1>I thought I thought.

0:43:08.160 --> 0:43:11.240
<v Speaker 3>That he he got off scott free.

0:43:11.640 --> 0:43:13.479
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, and did not get off Scott free.

0:43:14.600 --> 0:43:15.960
<v Speaker 1>Excellent, great news.

0:43:16.880 --> 0:43:21.879
<v Speaker 2>And then in the US, basically weird, annoying political machinations

0:43:21.880 --> 0:43:24.319
<v Speaker 2>of cover up started immediately because what they had done

0:43:24.520 --> 0:43:29.480
<v Speaker 2>was flagrantly illegal. Right. The other thing that started right

0:43:29.480 --> 0:43:32.080
<v Speaker 2>away was the hunt for all the fugitives who'd escaped,

0:43:32.600 --> 0:43:36.239
<v Speaker 2>which was basically another illegal intrusion into Spanish Florida by

0:43:36.280 --> 0:43:41.160
<v Speaker 2>Andrew Jackson, this time him personally, and they went around

0:43:41.200 --> 0:43:45.600
<v Speaker 2>in massacred places. They massacred Nero's town at least I

0:43:45.600 --> 0:43:50.640
<v Speaker 2>don't know about bow Legstown. Jackson personally enslaved a black

0:43:50.680 --> 0:43:53.160
<v Speaker 2>fighter who still wore his red coat.

0:43:53.520 --> 0:43:57.200
<v Speaker 1>Jesus an inexhaustibly evil person.

0:43:57.719 --> 0:44:03.839
<v Speaker 2>I know, just fucking terminators style, like more than four

0:44:03.960 --> 0:44:06.600
<v Speaker 2>Even after this, more than four hundred and thirty negro

0:44:06.680 --> 0:44:09.680
<v Speaker 2>Fort refugees continued to live in Florida free, mostly with

0:44:09.760 --> 0:44:14.760
<v Speaker 2>the Seminoles. The Seminoles didn't take kindly. All this massacring happening,

0:44:14.800 --> 0:44:16.719
<v Speaker 2>and you get the first Seminole War, which is a

0:44:16.719 --> 0:44:21.760
<v Speaker 2>story for another week, but the shortish versions of it. Eventually,

0:44:21.800 --> 0:44:24.279
<v Speaker 2>the Seminole War led Spain to be like, fine, fuck it,

0:44:24.320 --> 0:44:27.759
<v Speaker 2>take Florida. We kind of hate it anyhow, and the

0:44:27.840 --> 0:44:31.080
<v Speaker 2>US got one of its most cursed states. The Seminoles

0:44:31.120 --> 0:44:33.560
<v Speaker 2>went so hard that there's more than one Seminole War

0:44:34.360 --> 0:44:36.799
<v Speaker 2>in which negro Fort veterans fought and got to see

0:44:36.800 --> 0:44:39.160
<v Speaker 2>some revenge on the empire that enslaved them. Like literally

0:44:39.160 --> 0:44:41.200
<v Speaker 2>the fifteen twenty year later wore some of the same

0:44:41.280 --> 0:44:43.200
<v Speaker 2>veterans were like, Yeah, we're going to go fuck up

0:44:43.239 --> 0:44:47.759
<v Speaker 2>some fucking like colonial Americans. Absolutely, mm hmm.

0:44:49.600 --> 0:44:51.719
<v Speaker 1>God, I would love to hear a cool people on

0:44:51.800 --> 0:44:52.720
<v Speaker 1>the Seminole wars.

0:44:53.000 --> 0:44:57.360
<v Speaker 2>That is, it's absolutely in the plans. I've been. Yeah,

0:44:57.680 --> 0:45:00.160
<v Speaker 2>I've like done some of the research into it. It's

0:45:00.160 --> 0:45:02.600
<v Speaker 2>going to get into some messy and interesting shit and

0:45:02.640 --> 0:45:09.280
<v Speaker 2>some like yeah wild escapades. In eighteen twenty nine, famed

0:45:09.400 --> 0:45:12.120
<v Speaker 2>racist crusader Andrew Jackson became the seventeenth President of the

0:45:12.239 --> 0:45:16.520
<v Speaker 2>United States and the first Democratic president back when Democrat

0:45:16.560 --> 0:45:20.600
<v Speaker 2>meant the pro slavery guys. He signed the Indian Removal

0:45:20.600 --> 0:45:23.600
<v Speaker 2>Act and was just like one of the worst people

0:45:23.760 --> 0:45:27.719
<v Speaker 2>ever born. The Seminal Wars were Indian wars, but they

0:45:27.719 --> 0:45:29.799
<v Speaker 2>were also wars over slavery. The North was like, what

0:45:29.840 --> 0:45:33.120
<v Speaker 2>the fuck are we doing? And the abolitionist movement adopted

0:45:33.120 --> 0:45:36.000
<v Speaker 2>negro Fort as a symbol and the US attack on

0:45:36.080 --> 0:45:39.200
<v Speaker 2>it as evidence of the US being won't referred. They

0:45:39.280 --> 0:45:42.640
<v Speaker 2>started referring to the US accurately enough as a slaveocracy,

0:45:42.880 --> 0:45:46.919
<v Speaker 2>like ruled by slavers, and their evidence was the US

0:45:47.040 --> 0:45:49.960
<v Speaker 2>keeps doing shit for slavers. That has nothing to do

0:45:50.000 --> 0:45:52.840
<v Speaker 2>with our economic interest nothing to do with our military interests.

0:45:52.920 --> 0:45:58.520
<v Speaker 2>It's just for slavery, right. Negro Fort was on John

0:45:58.560 --> 0:46:01.280
<v Speaker 2>Brown's tongue when he declared need for a violent liberation

0:46:01.360 --> 0:46:04.279
<v Speaker 2>of enslaved people and wrote a long piece about it.

0:46:04.480 --> 0:46:06.960
<v Speaker 2>Three months after he wrote that he led his assault

0:46:06.960 --> 0:46:10.040
<v Speaker 2>on Harper's Ferry. That as we've talked about before, was

0:46:10.719 --> 0:46:13.720
<v Speaker 2>at least a crucial domino, if not the spark itself

0:46:13.719 --> 0:46:16.520
<v Speaker 2>that started the Civil War and ended legal chattel slavery

0:46:16.520 --> 0:46:21.480
<v Speaker 2>in the United States. So here's to Garson and the

0:46:21.560 --> 0:46:24.720
<v Speaker 2>hundreds of other unnamed Indigenous and Black people who lived free,

0:46:25.080 --> 0:46:28.080
<v Speaker 2>died free, and helped spark one of the greatest movements

0:46:28.080 --> 0:46:30.640
<v Speaker 2>for human liberty and history against one of the most

0:46:30.760 --> 0:46:32.960
<v Speaker 2>vile empires that has ever existed on this earth.

0:46:34.719 --> 0:46:38.400
<v Speaker 3>That is so, I mean, it stands straight, but it's

0:46:39.440 --> 0:46:42.280
<v Speaker 3>really cool to hear that that Negro for it became

0:46:43.040 --> 0:46:44.840
<v Speaker 3>such a huge.

0:46:46.440 --> 0:46:49.560
<v Speaker 1>Inspiration for the movement moving forward, and.

0:46:49.560 --> 0:46:53.360
<v Speaker 3>Also makes it, I mean all the more frustrating that

0:46:53.440 --> 0:46:56.800
<v Speaker 3>it is not taught oh yeah to anyway. But I

0:46:56.800 --> 0:47:01.640
<v Speaker 3>feel like any any armed resistance is especially by indigenous

0:47:01.719 --> 0:47:04.200
<v Speaker 3>or black people of the US, is just not no, not.

0:47:04.560 --> 0:47:05.240
<v Speaker 1>We don't talk.

0:47:05.120 --> 0:47:08.719
<v Speaker 2>About it, absolutely not, and especially yeah, I don't like

0:47:08.800 --> 0:47:11.960
<v Speaker 2>telling stories where the British are the good guys, right like,

0:47:13.120 --> 0:47:14.719
<v Speaker 2>and so I think that's even part of it too.

0:47:14.800 --> 0:47:17.640
<v Speaker 2>I mean, it's mostly this. We didn't talk about violent resistance,

0:47:17.680 --> 0:47:20.200
<v Speaker 2>especially any violent resistance that could be justified. You know,

0:47:20.239 --> 0:47:25.360
<v Speaker 2>we're always like, h sure, the evil, savage people being whatever,

0:47:25.480 --> 0:47:29.040
<v Speaker 2>you know, but right, yeah, no, it was a completely

0:47:29.200 --> 0:47:33.239
<v Speaker 2>justified thing that even in the and then the other

0:47:33.239 --> 0:47:34.920
<v Speaker 2>thing is that people are like, oh, we're so smart now,

0:47:34.960 --> 0:47:37.000
<v Speaker 2>and in the nineteenth century they're all idiots, and I'm like, no,

0:47:37.120 --> 0:47:40.439
<v Speaker 2>in the eighteen thirties and forties, people were like, wait,

0:47:40.480 --> 0:47:44.000
<v Speaker 2>what we did? What are you fucking kidding me?

0:47:44.920 --> 0:47:47.760
<v Speaker 1>Well, then, and then the inevitability.

0:47:46.960 --> 0:47:55.520
<v Speaker 3>Of of everyone involved acting so heroically and genuinely having

0:47:55.960 --> 0:48:00.360
<v Speaker 3>a net win not only in a number of people

0:48:00.440 --> 0:48:05.680
<v Speaker 3>living and dying free, but in inspiring them, inspiring further action.

0:48:06.440 --> 0:48:10.960
<v Speaker 3>And contrasting that with and Andrew Jackson becomes president anyways,

0:48:11.239 --> 0:48:14.360
<v Speaker 3>and I know, you know, never sees a consequence in

0:48:14.360 --> 0:48:17.040
<v Speaker 3>his entire fucking life and just accruse more and more

0:48:17.040 --> 0:48:17.640
<v Speaker 3>and more power.

0:48:17.719 --> 0:48:18.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:48:18.160 --> 0:48:19.960
<v Speaker 2>And it's funny too, Like if you read about Andrew

0:48:20.000 --> 0:48:23.560
<v Speaker 2>Jackson's legacy, it's like Andrew Jackson was incredibly popular, and

0:48:23.640 --> 0:48:25.760
<v Speaker 2>then it's like, by the second half of the twentieth

0:48:25.800 --> 0:48:27.759
<v Speaker 2>century some people were starting to think he was not

0:48:27.800 --> 0:48:30.799
<v Speaker 2>a good person, you know that.

0:48:31.120 --> 0:48:36.880
<v Speaker 4>Two hundred years yeah, Like, but and also at the

0:48:36.880 --> 0:48:38.759
<v Speaker 4>same time, it's like people are like, oh, product of

0:48:38.760 --> 0:48:40.759
<v Speaker 4>their time, and it's like one Andrew Jackson was worse

0:48:40.800 --> 0:48:42.480
<v Speaker 4>than everyone and everyone knew it.

0:48:42.840 --> 0:48:43.120
<v Speaker 2>He was.

0:48:43.239 --> 0:48:44.319
<v Speaker 1>He was the worst guy then.

0:48:44.800 --> 0:48:49.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like he was more racist than the racist founding fathers,

0:48:50.239 --> 0:48:54.040
<v Speaker 2>you know. And like also everyone at the time was

0:48:54.080 --> 0:48:56.080
<v Speaker 2>like fuck that. Not everyone, most people liked him, but

0:48:56.120 --> 0:48:58.160
<v Speaker 2>a ton of people were like fuck this guy. Well,

0:48:58.160 --> 0:49:01.120
<v Speaker 2>and again also I hate and we're like, oh, all

0:49:01.160 --> 0:49:03.560
<v Speaker 2>white all people in the nineteenth century were racist, and

0:49:03.560 --> 0:49:04.840
<v Speaker 2>you're like, do you mean all white people?

0:49:05.239 --> 0:49:05.319
<v Speaker 4>Like?

0:49:06.880 --> 0:49:07.040
<v Speaker 3>Right?

0:49:08.440 --> 0:49:10.920
<v Speaker 2>Anyway, that's the story.

0:49:12.080 --> 0:49:15.160
<v Speaker 1>That's this, that's the story. Wow, thank you so much

0:49:15.239 --> 0:49:16.920
<v Speaker 1>for uh for telling me.

0:49:16.960 --> 0:49:19.720
<v Speaker 3>I truly knew, I mean, and I knew a little

0:49:19.719 --> 0:49:22.000
<v Speaker 3>bit about this, about.

0:49:21.840 --> 0:49:24.520
<v Speaker 1>The Seminole Wars, but I did not know, uh what

0:49:24.680 --> 0:49:28.399
<v Speaker 1>preceded it. Yeah, yeah, thank you, thank you.

0:49:28.680 --> 0:49:30.680
<v Speaker 3>I hope that I really, I mean, not that I have,

0:49:31.040 --> 0:49:33.200
<v Speaker 3>you know, much hope in this way, but I hope

0:49:33.200 --> 0:49:34.719
<v Speaker 3>that that this is like.

0:49:34.719 --> 0:49:39.160
<v Speaker 1>Talked about more. It's really starting and still could and

0:49:39.200 --> 0:49:40.399
<v Speaker 1>should be inspiring. Now.

0:49:40.600 --> 0:49:46.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, absolutely, Well what else should be talked about now

0:49:47.520 --> 0:49:50.600
<v Speaker 2>is your plugs?

0:49:51.000 --> 0:49:57.040
<v Speaker 3>Yay, yay, Okay, you can uh, I uh just began

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<v Speaker 2>I secretly love all of the reviews of people who

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<v Speaker 2>got really upset when they thought it was just gonna

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<v Speaker 2>be about hot dogs, but didn't realize that the manufacture

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<v Speaker 2>of a commodity ties in the economic system that creates

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<v Speaker 2>it and might be critical of that economic system.

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<v Speaker 3>Or that I would want to even mention manufacturing. They're like,

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<v Speaker 3>what the heck? This was supposed to be about the

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<v Speaker 3>one my dad makes? Yeah, why is it just about mustard?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? No, although I'm sure that if I had had

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<v Speaker 1>more real.

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<v Speaker 3>Estate page wise, we could have we could have found

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<v Speaker 3>a mustard bastard easily.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, now I'm just imagining a sort of a cartoon,

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<v Speaker 2>not a cartoon character, like a mascot, a villain with

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<v Speaker 2>a in a mustard suit.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know why a torly mustache peeking out of

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<v Speaker 3>a mustard suit.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Now, I'm like, I'm gonna go eat dumplanes and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, I wonder if i can put mustard on them.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I'm gonna stick with soy sauce. But okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm clearly distracted by the fact that I'm hungry.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>You can follow me on Instagram. My Instagram is at

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<v Speaker 2>Margaret Kiljoy. You can follow me on substack. My substack

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<v Speaker 2>is you Google Margaret Kiljoy substack. I don't know anyone

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<v Speaker 2>who actually types in any URL in that particular situation.

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<v Speaker 2>I post new essays every week. Half of them are public,

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<v Speaker 2>half of them are private. If you want to know

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<v Speaker 2>more about the stuff. That's actually the kind of thing

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<v Speaker 2>I want to say to the broader world. You don't

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<v Speaker 2>have to be a paid subscriber. It's free. That's the

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<v Speaker 2>point of it. It's like the opposite of freemium, like

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<v Speaker 2>and Also, you can listen to other cool Zone Media podcasts.

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<v Speaker 2>You can listen to Hood Politics with prop which is

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<v Speaker 2>amazing and has been what I listened to while cooking recently,

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<v Speaker 2>and also burning track. I would never burn trash. I

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<v Speaker 2>live in the country, but I would never even burn cardboard.

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<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't do that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's wrong.

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