Speaker 1: Oh yes, Wow, you did it up.
Speaker 2: Wow, Oh wow.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what to say. I don't I'm
Speaker 1: so I almost wore the same thing. It would have
Speaker 1: been so awkward.
Speaker 2: Sweart of god. I don't think I'm going to ever
Speaker 2: do a recording with all this bow on my headphones.
Speaker 1: You look out, She's cute, geez. I thought you were
Speaker 1: just going to start with your leg up in the air,
Speaker 1: just putting on your own stockings to get everything just
Speaker 1: nicely right. What did you just ask me to do? Leg?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: Okay? First of all, that looks like you're holding somebody
Speaker 1: else's leg because it's so close to your body that
Speaker 1: it's freakish, and it looks like you were like there's
Speaker 1: somebody else they're just holding on your leg.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. If you're not practicing to be on
Speaker 2: the Olympic gymnast team, I don't know what you're doing.
Speaker 2: Because it's true, you have to talk about the Olympics
Speaker 2: for like five seconds, don't you, Cary.
Speaker 1: Let's I do because as I watch it all, of course,
Speaker 1: of course, and as I watch I point out the
Speaker 1: moves that I could do, so like when they're on
Speaker 1: the balance beam and they're just standing there, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I could do that. Or when they then drop down
Speaker 1: and they do like the just the between the legs
Speaker 1: like this, but they don't actually move, I'm like, I
Speaker 1: would hurt, but I could do that. Yeah, it would
Speaker 1: hurt when they're actually moving in any way, shape or form.
Speaker 1: I couldn't do that. Did you. You did gymnastics as
Speaker 1: a kid, didn't you.
Speaker 2: No, not like this. I did floor work, so I
Speaker 2: can do aerials. The things that they do on that
Speaker 2: tumbling floor. I can't do most of it.
Speaker 1: But I can do a few, which, by the way,
Speaker 1: I want all all of my homes floors to change.
Speaker 1: I want to change it to all those tumbling floors
Speaker 1: so you could just jump down the hallway.
Speaker 2: I can do pretty much stuff that goes into it.
Speaker 2: Like I can do a round up that handspring. I
Speaker 2: still can. By the way, I tested it out after
Speaker 2: two babies. I can still do it.
Speaker 1: That's the thing where eventually you're gonna hurt yourself, but
Speaker 1: all right, go ahead, you know what.
Speaker 2: But I had to prove it. There's things that you
Speaker 2: have to make sure you prove that you can.
Speaker 1: Still get it.
Speaker 2: I cannot or even fathom. I used to when I
Speaker 2: got scared with gymnastics.
Speaker 1: I was doing a double full a twist when you.
Speaker 2: Go backwards, Yes, it's twist, and you go rotate twice
Speaker 2: and I landed on the floor like here was the floor.
Speaker 1: And then one and a half.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what I did, but at that
Speaker 2: point my coach shocked to my parents. I was so
Speaker 2: scared and I started when I came back, like you know,
Speaker 2: took the day off, came back, went for it, and
Speaker 2: my coach basically told my parents like, she's gonna hurt
Speaker 2: she has this, and that's just when it stops. These
Speaker 2: gymnastic women, yeah, fearless.
Speaker 1: Well until they get scared and then they That was
Speaker 1: what what Simone Biles did the last Olympics was She's like, look,
Speaker 1: I have the twisties, I'm in my head and I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna hurt myself. And she's like, I'm not going
Speaker 1: to hurt myself.
Speaker 2: For the first time you saw an athlete be true
Speaker 2: about that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like I'm gonna go I know myself well enough
Speaker 1: to know that I'm going to do serious damage if
Speaker 1: I go in with this mental headspace right now, So
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do it.
Speaker 2: It's so easy for anyone to say suck it up, go. No,
Speaker 2: she Actually it was for me. I remember that in
Speaker 2: that of course, my mind went as an athlete, as
Speaker 2: you train, it is suck it up, go. But her stand,
Speaker 2: to me took more strength than anything to say you
Speaker 2: know what, no, Well.
Speaker 1: You're also in a sport where you can do serious, serious,
Speaker 1: serious damage.
Speaker 2: You really hurt?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yea yeah. Have you seen any of the videos
Speaker 1: where they show like what the Olympics were like in
Speaker 1: the nineteen fifties, Like this is what a vault was,
Speaker 1: and it's somebody running and jumping and putting their hands
Speaker 1: with the vault and then landing and they're like get it.
Speaker 1: Like now compared to what they're doing, it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: she's doing a quadruple Tristan pit while on fire, and
Speaker 1: you're like, oh okay.
Speaker 2: Yes, oh my gosh, it's it's unreal And how hard
Speaker 2: that would be to be a parent.
Speaker 1: Oh I couldn't do You see the guy with the
Speaker 1: with the heart monitor on No, Hesley's dad had a
Speaker 1: heart monitor and it was it was It was one
Speaker 1: of those things where I had I'd pressed nine to
Speaker 1: one into my phone and had my finger over the
Speaker 1: other one in case he hit the two hundred mark
Speaker 1: because it was unhealthy. How high this man's heart rate was?
Speaker 1: It really really was.
Speaker 2: Well, anyway, sorry, we had to talk about the Olympics,
Speaker 2: Like I, this is my only I get it for
Speaker 2: the you are actually interrupting my jobs that I'm supposed to.
Speaker 1: Watching the other I completely understand. Well, then let's get
Speaker 1: through today because we're all so we were doing a
Speaker 1: movie today where it shows the other side of sports
Speaker 1: and also how you know maybe driving a car isn't
Speaker 1: the healthiest thing in the world. Well we'll get into that,
Speaker 1: but anyway, welcome back to Magical Rewind, the show that
Speaker 1: makes you want to grab your friends, your pjs, and
Speaker 1: your popcorn and go back to a time when all
Speaker 1: the houses were smart, the waves, Tsunamis and the high
Speaker 1: School's musical.
Speaker 3: I'm wilfrid Dell and I'm Sabrain and Brien Well jeepers,
Speaker 3: Everyone break out the poodle skirt because today we're taking
Speaker 3: on nineteen ninety six is somewhat controversial Disney Channel premiere
Speaker 3: film SUSIEQ, And it's more than just Megan Martin from
Speaker 3: Camp Rock's favorite Disney Channel movie.
Speaker 1: It's a fantasy slash comedy. I would say that originally
Speaker 1: this is okay, so the kind of the making of
Speaker 1: this movie is bonkers. It originally aired in Germany on
Speaker 1: the Disney affiliate super RTL, and that's because once again
Speaker 1: we've entered a third party production, so all the rules
Speaker 1: for Disney Channel are thrown out, and wow are they
Speaker 1: thrown out. The legend. Darry Saban Entertainment, best known as
Speaker 1: the mines behind Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, which that will
Speaker 1: come into play, later produced the movie under their Libra
Speaker 1: Pictures banner, and this was their only Disney commission project
Speaker 1: ever won and done, and I think we could probably
Speaker 1: guess why. After showing in Germany, it debuted on the
Speaker 1: Disney Channel on October third, nineteen ninety six, one year
Speaker 1: before the idea of the actual official d coom was
Speaker 1: even invented. Disney never actually owned the rights to Susiq
Speaker 1: until they purchased Box in two thousand and one, and
Speaker 1: that conglomerate included Saban Entertainment. But even though it's part
Speaker 1: of the library now, it is not on Disney Plus.
Speaker 1: And I think we definitely know, like I said, why
Speaker 1: that is. You can go watch it now free on YouTube, however,
Speaker 1: and then you can come back to hear us talk
Speaker 1: about it, or to the opposite of what I just said.
Speaker 1: Not a big deal.
Speaker 2: No judgment here, no judgment.
Speaker 1: Sabrina judges you as I judge the thing in her
Speaker 1: hair anyway he judges me, not everything I don't. Actually,
Speaker 1: you're awesome. Now. One of the reasons that susie Q
Speaker 1: continues to be talked about despite the fact that it's
Speaker 1: not officially streaming anywhere, is this might just be the
Speaker 1: least Disney Disney original movie ever made. It's dark, it's sad,
Speaker 1: it's mature. It breaks a ton of the channel rules.
Speaker 2: Mature is a great word you're you're using, because that
Speaker 2: is not the word I.
Speaker 1: Would in just the first ten minutes. It is so
Speaker 1: not Disney Channel or Disney esque even.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: Much like Song of the South, this is another Disney
Speaker 1: property that is sort of kind of whispered about in
Speaker 1: the dark corners, especially as apparently the original cut even
Speaker 1: included profanity. What would Mickey think? Oh, No, I can't
Speaker 1: say that. Oh. It was filmed in Canada, of course,
Speaker 1: with what is reported to be a two million dollar
Speaker 1: Canadian Canadian dollar budget, and I think the exchange rate
Speaker 1: back there and that's like six moose. I'm kidding to
Speaker 1: all my Canadian friends. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, No, it's
Speaker 1: again everything shot in Canada, but this was really shot
Speaker 1: and funded in Canada. So again, a two million Canadian
Speaker 1: dollar budget, and it doesn't look like they spent a
Speaker 1: whole lot of money on the movie. That's not to
Speaker 1: say they didn't do the best with what they had,
Speaker 1: but this is definitely on the lower budget side for
Speaker 1: the Disney Channel and it did almost give off old
Speaker 1: school late eighties early nineties after school special vibes. Lookwise, yes,
Speaker 1: so you could tell this certainly did not have the
Speaker 1: same budget essay the Descendants. Did you other than the
Speaker 1: when we heard about Susieq from Megan, did you know
Speaker 1: anything about this movie?
Speaker 2: I did not remember, but I'm telling you it took
Speaker 2: me two seconds into it and I was like, I
Speaker 2: remember this movie.
Speaker 1: Oh so you so you saw it? This is what
Speaker 1: I've seen this before.
Speaker 2: Really, but again, no recollection of even what I mean
Speaker 2: SUSIEQ gives you nothing.
Speaker 1: It's like thirteenth Year, Yeah, nothing.
Speaker 2: So I was remembering moments of it, not the whole thing.
Speaker 2: But just as we went along, I went oh, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: you know. Oh that guy, that guy, you know, all
Speaker 2: that kind of stuff, So all right. It was It
Speaker 2: was actually really fun for me because it.
Speaker 1: Was remember that's always fun when you forgot you saw
Speaker 1: something and then you see it and you're like, wait,
Speaker 1: I've seen this exactly. Yeah, that's all.
Speaker 2: I had that whole thing, ups and downs and going
Speaker 2: oh what don't like that?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: I like that moment.
Speaker 1: Okay, Oh, I'm going to give you three guesses onto
Speaker 1: whether or not you think I knew anything about this movie.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure I'm gonna guess right in the fact
Speaker 2: that you watched this on replay.
Speaker 1: This was my fifty seventh showing yes.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 1: I like to treat it like the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Speaker 1: I dressed up like the characters. I throw stuff at
Speaker 1: the screen. It's great.
Speaker 2: Wait, what do you like to dress up like that?
Speaker 1: What? I knew nothing? I knew nothing about it. And
Speaker 1: Amy Amy Joe who will get into starred you know,
Speaker 1: was Susie Q was actually on podmets. I don't think
Speaker 1: we've talked about it though. I don't think we talked
Speaker 1: about Susie Q, I can't remember before we give up
Speaker 1: basketball forever. Let's get into the synopsis. A high school
Speaker 1: student grieving the recent death of his father befriends the
Speaker 1: ghost of a young girl nicknamed SUSIEQ that is haunting
Speaker 1: his family's new home in hopes of coming to terms
Speaker 1: with the car crash that took her life. Not exactly
Speaker 1: high school musical. Early thoughts, Sabrina, what did you think?
Speaker 2: Oh man, do you know the hardest part? And it's
Speaker 2: going to keep coming out because there's just no way
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get around this. I was looking at this
Speaker 2: as a mom the first thing in the car. Sure,
Speaker 2: I actually loved the couple. I thought Susie was the
Speaker 2: cutest jutis her boyfriend was the sweetest, looked like he
Speaker 2: was a respectable guy. Then comes in another group of
Speaker 2: teenagers who likes dad androls like, what that is my
Speaker 2: worst nightmare? Worst Nightmar's mom now? And then you know
Speaker 2: when I started going, uh oh, there was like it
Speaker 2: wasn't one hundred percent clear, but was there a beer
Speaker 2: can or body they were drinking? Came out?
Speaker 3: They get into all this because just crazy, I mean.
Speaker 2: I just was. But again, we didn't preface this. I
Speaker 2: don't feel like this was preface because it's on YouTube.
Speaker 2: Was not d coom, so I'm not putting it in
Speaker 2: next to Camp.
Speaker 1: But it's still a Disney Channel premiere film, so this
Speaker 1: is still this was a d com before the d com, right.
Speaker 2: But I feel like I was more in, like, Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna set myself into the magical world because I
Speaker 2: remember with your movie date with President's daughter, them being
Speaker 2: in a biker bar, them having beer bottles.
Speaker 1: It's a little different.
Speaker 2: That was different, so I kind of had to make
Speaker 2: sure I was adjusted into what what I was looking for.
Speaker 1: Yes, but man, they they start right off the back.
Speaker 2: I cried, did you Yes?
Speaker 1: I did? Did you really?
Speaker 2: Oh? I liked them and them just it just it's
Speaker 2: so slow.
Speaker 1: I knew nothing about this movie at all. I had
Speaker 1: no idea what was what to expect. I love Amy
Speaker 1: Joe Johnson. She I thought she was great in Power
Speaker 1: Rangers and everything else. So I also know Justin Whalen
Speaker 1: back in the day, he and I hung out a bit,
Speaker 1: we had mutual friends. Very good guy, so the cast.
Speaker 1: I liked the story. Again, the story has some pretty
Speaker 1: gaping ridiculous holes, but it is. It was like for me,
Speaker 1: it was like a photo negative of a d coom
Speaker 1: where they it wasn't It wasn't a fully formed d
Speaker 1: coom yet, but they were on the track of making
Speaker 1: a Disney Channel original movie.
Speaker 2: At this point. They're manipulating of what they want a
Speaker 2: dcom too.
Speaker 1: Yes, it was a skeleton of what is to come,
Speaker 1: but you have.
Speaker 2: To do trial with that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it did. It reminded me a little bit
Speaker 1: of so when we were when I was in high
Speaker 1: school in the middle school, they would show these movies
Speaker 1: to us, like Blood and the Asphalt and these movies
Speaker 1: about drunk driving or these kind of oh yes, okay,
Speaker 1: these you know are not getting pregnant, like meat Billy
Speaker 1: he didn't stop to get a condom like those kind
Speaker 1: of movies. And so and now Billy's got a child
Speaker 1: and he can't go out and play soccer with his friend.
Speaker 1: There's part of me like it felt a little like that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was kind of between that and what a dcom becomes.
Speaker 1: And that's why I say it's the ameba of a
Speaker 1: d com, if that makes sense. So I felt what
Speaker 1: it was, didn't hate it, just it wasn't.
Speaker 2: That definitely easily see the growing pains.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, that's what I mean.
Speaker 2: What the formulation of what is true Dcom's getting this is.
Speaker 1: A pencil sketch compared to the full animation.
Speaker 2: We do start from the beginning. I mean it does
Speaker 2: right from the beginning. It slaps you in the face.
Speaker 1: It it does. It slaps in the face with some
Speaker 1: naked So the movie stars a nineties icon and someone
Speaker 1: who is a very close connection to Sabon Entertainment. That's
Speaker 1: Amy Joe Johnson, who were just talking about. Who is
Speaker 1: the titular Susie Q, best known as Kimberly Hart aka
Speaker 1: the Pink Ranger on Sabon's original Mighty morphin Power Rangers
Speaker 1: and then later as Julie on fifty episodes of Felicity.
Speaker 1: Justin Whaling who I was just talking about, plays Zach Sands.
Speaker 1: He appeared on shows like Charles in Charge, The Wonder Years,
Speaker 1: and Blossom, but it is best known as young Andy
Speaker 1: Barclay to Chucky in Child's Play three and as Jimmy
Speaker 1: Olsen on the Lewis and Clark TV show. He also
Speaker 1: in a Daytime Emmy for a School Break special Other
Speaker 1: Mothers Jensen for some reason also thinks he looks and
Speaker 1: sounds a lot like me. I don't know if anybody
Speaker 1: else agrees with that, but either way, he was a
Speaker 1: good guy. I knew him, very good guy. He retired
Speaker 1: from acting in two thousand and nine and is now
Speaker 1: a social studies teacher in Flintridge, California, which is pretty cool.
Speaker 1: I always love such and the legendary Shelley Long played
Speaker 1: Zach's mom. Penny. Shelley is a six time Emmy nominee,
Speaker 1: one time winner, and that was for the role, of course,
Speaker 1: of Diane Chambers, one of the greatest sitcom characters ever,
Speaker 1: on one of the greatest sitcoms ever, where Everybody Knows
Speaker 1: Your Name on Cheers. She was also in the Tom
Speaker 1: Hanks comedy The Money Pit, great movie, one of my
Speaker 1: wife's favorites, A Troop Beverly Hills, and Play Yeah See,
Speaker 1: There You Go, and played Carol Brady in the satirical
Speaker 1: movie reboot of The Brady Bunch movie in nineteen ninety five.
Speaker 1: She was so funny. She recently popped up on Modern Family,
Speaker 1: but she was a big A list star in the
Speaker 1: eighties and the nineties. One of the things she is
Speaker 1: known for is walking off of cheers. At its height,
Speaker 1: she became one of the people where people would say, hey, wow,
Speaker 1: Shelley Long just walked away, and she, you know, probably
Speaker 1: regrets it. I think she's actually talked about how she
Speaker 1: writs it. And one last actor worth mentioning here and
Speaker 1: it's just a cameo is the police officer who shows
Speaker 1: up at the end of the movie. Is played by
Speaker 1: comedian Will Sasso, who was appearing on Mad TV at
Speaker 1: the time and was really quite a surprise to see
Speaker 1: in the movie. This movie run. It's a great but
Speaker 1: it was a funny It was a funny bit. This
Speaker 1: movie runs. It's happening, Saprina ninety minutes.
Speaker 2: A ninety minutes to seven y six secoms.
Speaker 1: We have done it, ninety minutes. It has happened. We
Speaker 1: hit the Bullseye people. Nothing will ever be the same.
Speaker 1: Nothing tastes the same, nothing smells the same. Blues look
Speaker 1: like greens, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria. The
Speaker 1: perfect decom duration has been reached. It was directed by
Speaker 1: John Blizzek, who also had a strong connection to the
Speaker 1: production company since he was the editor of Power Rangers
Speaker 1: and directed something called v R Troopers for Saban, which
Speaker 1: apparently was a show about a trio of teens who
Speaker 1: gained powers from virtual reality to fight evil. Shockingly, it
Speaker 1: only lasted one season. Susi Q was written by Douglas Sloan,
Speaker 1: who also did some Power Rangers work, but most importantly
Speaker 1: is the man behind Johnny Tsunami and Motocrossed, so he
Speaker 1: was obviously no stranger to Disney. Shuki Levy also gets
Speaker 1: a writing credit, as well as a producer and composer
Speaker 1: and probably caterer and every other thing. Shuki did everything.
Speaker 1: He is considered one of the fathers of Saban entertainment
Speaker 1: and was also the composers for basically every eighties cartoon
Speaker 1: that existed, from He Man to Inspect Your Gadget to
Speaker 1: Mask the Greatest cartoon of all time. Literally did them all.
Speaker 1: It was incredible. It's kind of funny that Shuki is
Speaker 1: such a big time composer for kids entertainment because the
Speaker 1: movie uses music that he made here that is really
Speaker 1: really weird and startling at sometimes it's really loud. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and he kind of made sound alikes for Douop music.
Speaker 1: Do you remember the music that I'm talking about? It's yes,
Speaker 1: it's fifties music without you think you had to pay
Speaker 1: for fifties music.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was so close that I was going, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: oh no, yeah, no, no, no, no, no, yeah, that's
Speaker 2: not it. It was that close, It really was.
Speaker 1: It's like they couldn't afford duops, so they made duo.
Speaker 2: Yeah I wish no but.
Speaker 1: Inspector Gatt Mass Crusaders Fighting over Time, Fighting crime, Fighting crime.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I listened to it three times this
Speaker 1: morning because it's one of the greatest ever hate we
Speaker 1: have never heard it before Mass in nineteen eighty four.
Speaker 1: I think Masking Out it was the toy to have.
Speaker 1: I still have them all. It was the coolest cartoon ever.
Speaker 1: If ever there needs a reboot, I won it. So
Speaker 1: in the movie, we open in Willow Valley, Washington in
Speaker 1: the year nineteen fifty five. This is a strange opening
Speaker 1: because we see a girl getting ready for a big night,
Speaker 1: similar to our Demi Levado intro in Camp Rock, But
Speaker 1: right off the bat, this is not gonna be camp
Speaker 1: Rock because we see her naked back trying to put
Speaker 1: on a dress like a bra behind and it's just
Speaker 1: not fitting a lot more skin than we are used to.
Speaker 1: Right off the bat she's putting on, like the leg
Speaker 1: comes up, like you just did that weird leg thing.
Speaker 1: The leg comes up and she's putting on nylons. I mean,
Speaker 1: this is not just putting on a little bit of lipstick.
Speaker 1: We're watching her get dressed. Yes, in the first seconds
Speaker 1: of the movie.
Speaker 2: Without seeing the ooh ooh parts, we saw pretty much
Speaker 2: all of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we didn't see ooh uh or we didn't see
Speaker 1: any of that, but we were led to believe that
Speaker 1: it's all right there.
Speaker 2: It's all right there.
Speaker 1: She gets her lipstick just right as a fancy fifty
Speaker 1: Chevy pulls up and it is her date, also dressed
Speaker 1: up like a nice greaser who's about to get married.
Speaker 1: Just before she makes her way downstairs, she stumbles on
Speaker 1: her high heels and decides to wear sneakers instead, showing
Speaker 1: you that even on a fancy night, she is a
Speaker 1: real chill type of girl. Then we meet her old grandfather,
Speaker 1: who seems to be a little senile. He's found his
Speaker 1: way out of bed and is looking for some important
Speaker 1: paperwork in the closet. Remember this, people, it's going to
Speaker 1: be important, he says. There incredibly important papers for the family,
Speaker 1: and she has to give them to her mother, but
Speaker 1: he's also kind of in and out of sanity these days,
Speaker 1: so she lays him down to meet her date at
Speaker 1: the door. She promises that she will get her mom
Speaker 1: to come up and speak to him. It is winter
Speaker 1: formal at school and her parents are taking pictures of
Speaker 1: the Q couple. Her date is the star basketball player
Speaker 1: and her dad is the coach of the basketball team.
Speaker 1: It is a beautiful all American moment. They walk out
Speaker 1: and we get a shot of her grandfather weirdly saying
Speaker 1: to himself in another room, Susie, You're gonna be the
Speaker 1: Queen of the ball.
Speaker 2: And then does he die in that moment?
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm wondering, does he say You're going to be
Speaker 1: the bell of the ball and then he died? I
Speaker 1: mean it almost plays like he just died.
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know. We don't know, because the
Speaker 2: night ends.
Speaker 1: Yes, we don't know. We don't know. Here's where again,
Speaker 1: we are not starting dcom at all. The couple's on
Speaker 1: their way, but before they leave, her boyfriend gives Susie
Speaker 1: a charm bracelet and a kiss. She'll never forget this night,
Speaker 1: and she is not wrong. On the drive they're dancing,
Speaker 1: they're having fun. It is a pretty lame driving scene.
Speaker 1: All the driving scenes in this movie are not good.
Speaker 1: But they're dancing, they're having fun.
Speaker 2: I think the charm bracelet was lame. This is a
Speaker 2: sprain of seeds. I'm gonna get right into it really quickly.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: It was like, here's this bracelet that has all these
Speaker 2: things on it, and then you can add things to it.
Speaker 1: I wonder if the word charm is charm bracelet, maybe trademark.
Speaker 2: Bracelet with these things on it. And it was a
Speaker 2: thing bracelet, things to it. I was like, if Jordan
Speaker 2: gave me this bracelet, I'd be like, no, thank you.
Speaker 1: Don't want a thing bracelet. You can put other things
Speaker 1: on it.
Speaker 2: He had no confidence and.
Speaker 1: Was a sixteen year old boy. I'm sure his life
Speaker 1: after this night would be great.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I fixate on way too many details. I guess sorry.
Speaker 1: Love it. So they're on their way. He gets the
Speaker 1: charm bracelet, she'll never forget this night. But on the drive,
Speaker 1: they're dancing, having fun. But that's when we cut to
Speaker 1: another car are filled with teen ruffians driving hat passed.
Speaker 4: Ouligans, ooligans, and they're drinking, drinking.
Speaker 1: Drinking and driving again. This gave me real blood on
Speaker 1: the asphalt vibes. It was, you know, the that's when
Speaker 1: you know, oh wow, look at Sarah. She is sitting
Speaker 1: there with a beer and she is not wearing your
Speaker 1: seat belt like that kind of thing. It felt that
Speaker 1: vibe to me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was.
Speaker 1: But talk about the least ever Disney Channel thing you've
Speaker 1: ever seen? Four kids in a car, no seat belts, drinking.
Speaker 2: Paying at the way with our helmet exactly.
Speaker 1: Your skirt had to be below the ankles for I.
Speaker 2: Had to have full length skirts.
Speaker 1: Shot bid you saw any leg This was shock, especially
Speaker 1: when you can hold it up the way you just did,
Speaker 1: like it was right next to your body. The skirts. So,
Speaker 1: as Susie and her date make their way over the
Speaker 1: town Bridge, a police car passes with a siren on,
Speaker 1: and this reminds Susie her grandparents need to get that
Speaker 1: paperwork for her mom. I still don't know entirely why
Speaker 1: the police car. I'm not even sure that was a
Speaker 1: police car in nineteen fifty five. That might have been
Speaker 1: an ambulance. And I think maybe seeing the ambulance is
Speaker 1: what reminded her of her grandfather jumping right.
Speaker 2: To my Sabarina ses, what the heck was that police
Speaker 2: car for. Yeah, they clearly didn't pull over, no car
Speaker 2: full of oligans.
Speaker 1: I think it was an ambulance.
Speaker 2: It was just so Oh. Do you think he was
Speaker 2: an ambulance for her grandfather?
Speaker 1: I do. I think that was a nineteen fifty five
Speaker 1: ambulance going to still going to her grandfather, which is
Speaker 1: what made her remind That's why I think he died
Speaker 1: in that moment. And then the ambulance going to her grandfather.
Speaker 1: That's what I thought. That's what I thought. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: they're going to help her grandpa.
Speaker 2: That's what I thought.
Speaker 1: Changes the whole thing. It does, That's what I thought.
Speaker 1: But this reminds Susie, your grandpa needs to get the
Speaker 1: paperwork for her mom. Now it's bothering her. Why didn't
Speaker 1: she do it earlier? So she convinces her date to
Speaker 1: turn around and go back home. Unfortunately, he's the worst
Speaker 1: turnarounder in the history of the world.
Speaker 2: He is awesome powers, he's me and my mom car
Speaker 2: I cannot get out of the vacuum spot. I gotta
Speaker 2: do two or three. Sorry, I don't.
Speaker 1: I think the first day you and I met at
Speaker 1: the photo shoot. We walked out of the garage together
Speaker 1: and I think, I saw you do a sixty two
Speaker 1: point turn gets myself.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I'm going to hit itsive, a car,
Speaker 2: a pole, something's gonna be there. You did.
Speaker 1: Of course, you're at one point you're in danger of
Speaker 1: hitting yourself. That's how bad it was. So the drunk
Speaker 1: driver is speeding towards them at full speed. They try
Speaker 1: to get out of the way very slowly, but they can't.
Speaker 1: Now his car won't start, They can't get out of
Speaker 1: the way, and so boom, there is a crash, sending
Speaker 1: Susie's car into the side of the bridge. We see
Speaker 1: them bloodied and kind of unconscious, which makes sense because
Speaker 1: if they were conscious, they'd had nine minutes to get
Speaker 1: out of the car, because it was the slowest car
Speaker 1: wreck in the history of the world. I know.
Speaker 2: But he reaches for his hand. I mean, I just
Speaker 2: this is when I started just losing it.
Speaker 1: Oh. I thought she was reaching past them to push
Speaker 1: him out the door, to break her fall. That's what
Speaker 1: I thought it was gonna be.
Speaker 2: She was reaching for his hand. They had this moment.
Speaker 1: Maybe she was trying to give the bracelet. I don't
Speaker 1: want to be found.
Speaker 2: Give you forgiving me a thing.
Speaker 1: So they hold hands as the car drops into the
Speaker 1: water and submerges completely. And our main characters are dead.
Speaker 1: They're dead. They're dead. Welcome to Disney Channel. They're dead.
Speaker 1: What are you thinking at this point? Like all in
Speaker 1: the movie we just watched, these characters are dead.
Speaker 2: I know I I was devastated. Honestly, I really already
Speaker 2: just fell in love with this couple. I thought they
Speaker 2: were so cute. I was waiting for all the magic
Speaker 2: to happen.
Speaker 1: Well it didn't, and then it would That was it.
Speaker 1: They never even made it to their dance. We then
Speaker 1: cut to night ninety five, still in Willow Valley, but
Speaker 1: now we see a mom and her two kids, a
Speaker 1: son and daughter, Zach and Terry, lost on a drive.
Speaker 1: They're looking at this thing. You can look it up now.
Speaker 1: It's called a map. The mom, played by Shelley Long,
Speaker 1: has taken a new job out here in the middle
Speaker 1: of nowhere and moved from Los Angeles. The kids aren't
Speaker 1: sure about this decision, but they pull up to their
Speaker 1: new beautiful home and are just going to give it
Speaker 1: a shot, even if includes a lot of teenage angst Terry.
Speaker 1: The young daughter, is the first to notice something weird
Speaker 1: while filling up a bucket of water. The sink starts
Speaker 1: and stops without anyone touching it. She thinks it's a
Speaker 1: big deal, but everyone else just chalks it up to
Speaker 1: an old house. Meanwhile, as if this movie isn't sad enough,
Speaker 1: we find out that the father is also dead, also
Speaker 1: in a car accident.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I don't, I do not mean to nobody.
Speaker 1: Has Anybody who drives in this movie is killed.
Speaker 2: It's just as shocking it is everybody.
Speaker 1: We've got forty seven deaths in the first seven minutes
Speaker 1: of the movie. Yes, very strange. So Shelley Long is
Speaker 1: a widow and she stares longingly at the picture of
Speaker 1: her husband, and which is just a photo of her husband.
Speaker 1: There's no actual photos of the entire family together, It's
Speaker 1: just a single shot of her husband. Dies that bother
Speaker 1: you any think it did? I just thought to myself,
Speaker 1: why not whatever extra actor that they had hired to
Speaker 1: play the part, do a four minute photo shoot with
Speaker 1: the family and have her pull out a picture of
Speaker 1: her entire family instead of just It might as well
Speaker 1: have just been a head shot.
Speaker 2: If it were me, this entire background would be my husband,
Speaker 2: just this one.
Speaker 1: As a husband. That's how it should be. We sture
Speaker 1: should be just I would do it first. Just these
Speaker 1: just these sho wallpaper. Seriously, So that didn't bother me, Yeah,
Speaker 1: bother me, bug me a little bit. Anyway. She's staring
Speaker 1: longingly at the solo picture of the actor who played
Speaker 1: her husband. How and this is again reminding myself that
Speaker 1: this was written by the same guy who did Johnny Tsunami.
Speaker 1: I mean, geez, can you imagine if Johnny Sunami? The
Speaker 1: first thirty nine seconds of Johnny Tsunami, Johnny's entire family
Speaker 1: are wiped out.
Speaker 2: No, but talked about why Johnny doesn't have grandma. Yeah,
Speaker 2: if we dove in there.
Speaker 1: No, she left. She left the family to surf at
Speaker 1: the place. That night, a force enters young Terry's room
Speaker 1: and continues to haunt her, this time knocking over her
Speaker 1: family picture next to her bed. She again thinks it's
Speaker 1: a big deal. She's terrified, but her brother Zach could
Speaker 1: care less and blames the wind. This is kind of
Speaker 1: almost the opposite of the annoying little sister trope we have,
Speaker 1: where she's kind of cool and trying to get people
Speaker 1: to listen to her, and everyone kind of doesn't treat
Speaker 1: her particularly well, at least at the starts.
Speaker 2: Got zero respected the same guy.
Speaker 1: But I get it, older brother. That's it's it's a
Speaker 1: real trope anyway.
Speaker 2: And there's a big gap between them.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, totally gap. Yes. Zach also finds his basketball,
Speaker 1: which throws him into a strange flashback to his old
Speaker 1: school where he is the star player. He's playing and
Speaker 1: looking for his dad in the stands. This can't be
Speaker 1: a good memory. We just know he is so traumatized
Speaker 1: by whatever that night was. He says he won't be
Speaker 1: trying out for the team at his new school, even
Speaker 1: though he's all American material. The internet installer, which by
Speaker 1: the way, was super progressive for nineteen ninety six, internet
Speaker 1: was still AOL. I am still AOL. AOLS rid die
Speaker 1: for me. I don't want to hear anything bad about it.
Speaker 1: You can find me on AOL easily because I'm the
Speaker 1: last person on it. But they tell Terry that families
Speaker 1: have come and gone from this house because rumor is
Speaker 1: the house is haunted, which is finally validating all of
Speaker 1: her feelings. We then cut to Zach's new school. Zach
Speaker 1: is sitting at a dre He walked first of all,
Speaker 1: he walks up to the new school in and I
Speaker 1: could be wrong with this. You seemed more into high
Speaker 1: school than I was. But it seems like if you're
Speaker 1: going to a new high school, maybe you don't wear
Speaker 1: the letterman jacket from your.
Speaker 2: Just my number when I have exclamation point after, why
Speaker 2: are you wearing your old school letterman jacket? I was
Speaker 2: gonna get into it. I will get into it more
Speaker 2: if you want to know the amount of irritation I
Speaker 2: have with it.
Speaker 1: You just you just don't do that right.
Speaker 2: He wears it every time at the school. Here's my thing.
Speaker 2: I have an issue with kids that have even come
Speaker 2: in through my song dance program. Cheerleaders, football players, basketball players,
Speaker 2: whatever they make varsity. Big part is getting the letterman
Speaker 2: jacket with the letter It's huge.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: The ones that decide to walk away from the program
Speaker 2: for whatever reason, totally okay, totally fine, you want to
Speaker 2: you know, they have all different reasons. Totally okay. Do
Speaker 2: not wear your letterman jacket back at school. You're no
Speaker 2: longer on the team.
Speaker 1: I agree, Yeah, Like that is.
Speaker 2: Such a big thing. For me, it's such a huge
Speaker 2: accomplishment that you take it away from other people that
Speaker 2: are still working hard on that basketball court, still working
Speaker 2: hard in the volleyball, football, whatever it is. It's a
Speaker 2: little bit of a disrespect. So him walking into a
Speaker 2: brand new school with a letter jacket.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're flying the colors of another like another club,
Speaker 1: Like what are you doing?
Speaker 2: Mad? Only that that would be one thing if he
Speaker 2: was cocky and was like, yeah, I'm about to make.
Speaker 1: Your team right But he's not.
Speaker 2: But no, you're going I have no interest in being
Speaker 2: a part of this athletic sport jacket brow very hard time.
Speaker 1: I agree, I agree, And it's so stupid.
Speaker 2: And I bet your listeners rolling their eyes. But it
Speaker 2: is so weird. Why would you do that?
Speaker 1: I thought the same thing. You're at a new school the.
Speaker 2: Old letterman jacket at home, don't. I don't care if
Speaker 2: you want to do basketball or not. That has got
Speaker 2: to go.
Speaker 1: Earn your new one. Earn your new one if you
Speaker 1: want to. If you don't walk away.
Speaker 2: No big deal.
Speaker 1: They then cut to a here's the thing. He walks
Speaker 1: into school, and then they cut to a drama class
Speaker 1: where some students are forming their own modern day take
Speaker 1: on Romeo and Juliet, and a bully who's a basketball
Speaker 1: player at the school knocks over his books. The teacher
Speaker 1: we also find out as a basketball coach, who then says, hey,
Speaker 1: are you going to join the team? And I for
Speaker 1: a second wondered, was there a time jump that I
Speaker 1: didn't know about? Has he now been at the school
Speaker 1: for a while, How.
Speaker 2: Does anyone know that he's this like all star basketball
Speaker 2: play other than the fact that he's maybe wearing the jacket.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's how we're supposed to know that he was
Speaker 1: because I thought the same thing. It seemed like there
Speaker 1: was some sort of a time jump. Did you ever
Speaker 1: have any coaches that were also teachers? Because I did?
Speaker 2: Yes, Oh yes, My the coach that was my advisor
Speaker 2: in high school, she still is now advising at the
Speaker 2: school that I work at. She's the head of the
Speaker 2: language arts department.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how I was. My My english teacher was
Speaker 1: also my football big on count Yeah we had.
Speaker 2: A yeah big on campus.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we had that same thing. But now we
Speaker 1: find ourselves after the weird time jump that turned out
Speaker 1: to not be a time jump, and he was the
Speaker 1: coach I'm not going to try out for the team coach.
Speaker 1: By the way, I'm new here and my name Zach,
Speaker 1: which seemed like how it should have gone.
Speaker 2: And I hate basketball and I.
Speaker 1: Can't stand basketball. We now, So after that, we find
Speaker 1: ourselves at the local TV channel where Shelley Long will
Speaker 1: be working as a newscaster.
Speaker 2: Confused.
Speaker 1: I was confused too, but they never really got into
Speaker 1: what she's doing, so it was like, oh, okay, apparently
Speaker 1: she's a newscaster, which we did.
Speaker 2: It was a while before she actually started getting onto
Speaker 2: I'm like, why are they at a news station.
Speaker 1: Show a bunch like a round table of people talking,
Speaker 1: because this is where we meet our villain. Yes, but
Speaker 1: I didn't know if she was working for the company,
Speaker 1: and they they really It was a strange way to introduce.
Speaker 2: The first the first of what is this and why it.
Speaker 1: Was they're filming a segment with the local real estate
Speaker 1: developer who is building a new community that will be
Speaker 1: displacing many families. Even though he has an answer for everything,
Speaker 1: he does seem like he's the smarmy villain. And thus
Speaker 1: we have met on the other side of town, Terry
Speaker 1: and Zach, which, if you say enough times together sounds
Speaker 1: like an ice cream brand are fishing, and Terry can't
Speaker 1: shake the feeling that the town is really weird. Zach, again,
Speaker 1: ignoring her, pulls up a thing bracelet. I was gonna
Speaker 1: say charm bracelet.
Speaker 4: Bracelet, but from the river it is again he gets
Speaker 4: his line snagged and boom, there is a thing bracelet
Speaker 4: and we know from earlier it is Susie Cues's thing
Speaker 4: bracelet that her date got her.
Speaker 1: What are the chances? Zach's mom then meets the drama
Speaker 1: teacher slash basketball coach while at the station.
Speaker 2: Also at the station for that reason, why cutting right
Speaker 2: from the school.
Speaker 1: He must have finished the class, like and don't forget
Speaker 1: your Romeo and Juliet things. I gotta go to the
Speaker 1: station and ran to the station.
Speaker 2: The news clearly got the weather.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the the The pacing and timing of the first
Speaker 1: act of this film was a little jumpy. Yeah, let's
Speaker 1: let's put it that way. But she's the one, Chilly
Speaker 1: Long is the one who kind of says to the teacher,
Speaker 1: this is why Zach doesn't want it to be on
Speaker 1: your team. Is because, much like everybody in this film,
Speaker 1: he was killed in a car accident. His father can't say,
Speaker 1: so gosh he was. We also find out that he
Speaker 1: was on the way to Zach's basketball championship game, and
Speaker 1: the moral of the movie is clearly don't dry. But
Speaker 1: this is why he doesn't want to play basketball. It's
Speaker 1: just too painful. He even thinks it's his fault because
Speaker 1: he was the one who told his dad to rush
Speaker 1: out to the game. He breaks down explaining this at
Speaker 1: the dinner table and runs out, leaving a sister to
Speaker 1: say to their mom, well that went well. I was
Speaker 1: going to ask if she qualifies as the dcome little sister,
Speaker 1: the bad one, but I don't think she does. I
Speaker 1: think they've made her a little cooler and far more
Speaker 1: important to the story than a lot of the running in,
Speaker 1: making stupid jokes then leaving little sisters. They actually gave
Speaker 1: her a character which was yes, nice she was.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so she was some some substance. This one happened.
Speaker 1: Then, like has happened to all of us at one
Speaker 1: point in our lives. Zach, here's a girl playing hopscotch downstairs,
Speaker 1: and he runs down to meet her. It's SUSI cute.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to ask if girl because I know,
Speaker 1: they're trying to make it be like the fifties. I
Speaker 1: get that, But in high school, were people still hopscotches?
Speaker 2: Like again, I And honestly, I don't want you to
Speaker 2: get mad at me, but sometimes you think that I'm
Speaker 2: going to understand what happened back in the eighties as
Speaker 2: a normal thing.
Speaker 1: You said back in the eighties, like it was the
Speaker 1: way well down back at the eighties.
Speaker 2: While ago we're talking forty years ago.
Speaker 1: Yesterday, we're talking forty years ago.
Speaker 2: Things that you're like, oh yeah, And I'm going, was
Speaker 2: that normal?
Speaker 5: Did people ride around on their bikes with shooting?
Speaker 1: We're back to the leftovers and the newspaper cannon.
Speaker 2: So I look back at this going, I guess in
Speaker 2: the fifties high schoolers were playing.
Speaker 1: Hop No, high schoolers did not hopscotch.
Speaker 2: Row does doesn't even want to play hopscotch. She gets
Speaker 2: over it in five minutes, so the time it takes
Speaker 2: me to write out the chalk. Yeah, it's more than
Speaker 2: what she'll play on it.
Speaker 1: I would say they should have done something else. But yeah,
Speaker 1: she's hopscotching, But what what would she be doing if
Speaker 1: she was doing something from the fifties and in high school. No,
Speaker 1: it's like, I don't know, dancing to a do wop
Speaker 1: song or.
Speaker 2: Oh you want to hear another one of those doops songs?
Speaker 1: I don't know, checking her makeup in the I don't
Speaker 1: know what girls in high school do.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. I feel like that's what they
Speaker 2: could they have done. What could they have done to
Speaker 2: get his attention?
Speaker 1: At least it was in the eighteen fifties. They didn't
Speaker 1: have her like pushing a hoof down the street or
Speaker 1: whatever the hell those people did with this with the stick. Yes,
Speaker 1: they're doing that kind of stuff, but.
Speaker 2: All right, moving on.
Speaker 1: She runs down and she cannot believe that he can
Speaker 1: see her and get spooked, eventually running away and saying
Speaker 1: jeepers a whole bunch. The next day, Zach is once
Speaker 1: again bullied by the kid from drama class, who we
Speaker 1: find out is the real estate agent, mean smarmy guy
Speaker 1: Developers son. He says it's his basketball team. Don't even
Speaker 1: think about taking his spot. Zach explains that's not a problem,
Speaker 1: He's not joining. He even goes so far as to
Speaker 1: stand on the table and yell out to the brand
Speaker 1: new school no one in his letterman jacket from another school.
Speaker 1: No matter what you heard about me, I won't be
Speaker 1: playing basketball. So if we meet, let's talk about something else,
Speaker 1: which is the equivalent of just spitting on everyone. You
Speaker 1: just moved into the new school for good luck making friends, weirdo, except.
Speaker 2: For one one does one guy done him is interested
Speaker 2: in what he's got to offer.
Speaker 1: Zach asks about Susieq, because hey, you know, girls are
Speaker 1: obviously he's the new kid in school, so girls are
Speaker 1: apparently interested. So he asks his new friend about Susieq
Speaker 1: and is overheard by a creepy janitor who clues him
Speaker 1: in about how amazing a girl Susie was. But there's
Speaker 1: there's only been once sus Q Susq dad in nineteen fifties.
Speaker 2: And he's huge on my Sabrina seas what is happening.
Speaker 1: With the strange strange janitor guy.
Speaker 2: We're just weird, weird, weird.
Speaker 1: It would have been better how had he found it,
Speaker 1: had found the shrine tombs, because again, that's.
Speaker 2: Why it was that necessary.
Speaker 1: We had that in our high school. There was there
Speaker 1: was a couple people that passed away in car accidents
Speaker 1: or something like that, and you'd always walk by and
Speaker 1: you knew the faces, if not the names or vice versa.
Speaker 2: But that's not what it was. It wasn't even it
Speaker 2: wasn't even something like that, like a memorial situation. She
Speaker 2: just happens to be in the which everyone knows. At
Speaker 2: most schools they do have areas where they like florify
Speaker 2: championships and stuff like that. Fine, how I could fix
Speaker 2: that without the janitor. The weird janitor which creaked me
Speaker 2: out is if someone throws something towards it, catches their
Speaker 2: eye and goes, oh wait, wait is that the same person?
Speaker 1: Great idea, that's her. Cue boom, that's her, very very simple,
Speaker 1: you're right, great way to do it. After not needed, yes,
Speaker 1: Zach decides to unwind as most kids do, by playing
Speaker 1: rap music. I'm putting that in quotes in his bedroom
Speaker 1: because it's truly some of the strangest rap music ever.
Speaker 1: Suki did this music as the song sounds just like noises.
Speaker 1: It's really weird. Yeah, but lo and behold Susie appears again.
Speaker 1: Zach is freaked, mostly because he's only in his boxers.
Speaker 1: Again not very Disney asked. He's sitting there in his
Speaker 1: underwear and a guy pops in. Although we did see
Speaker 1: was it cow Bells where we saw the guy with
Speaker 1: his shirt off, where you were like, why does that
Speaker 1: guy get to take his shirt off? And I'm in
Speaker 1: fourteen layers sweating while trying to do the area. I
Speaker 1: fought a.
Speaker 2: Little bit more to show by the way, I mean,
Speaker 2: his physique. This guy, I can't believe he allowed that
Speaker 2: to happen. I thought, especially when he had a jersey on,
Speaker 2: he had a T shirt, he did he under the jersey? Yeah,
Speaker 2: now he's going in just boxers.
Speaker 1: By the way, pants, T shirt, jersey, jacket. That's how
Speaker 1: I swim in shower. So yeah, that's that's totally different.
Speaker 1: But yes, I hey, you're the one who said that
Speaker 1: it was.
Speaker 2: I mean, why That's what I'm saying. Why why was
Speaker 2: that needed? I think because they didn't think it was
Speaker 2: needed in cow Bells either.
Speaker 1: By the way, No, but I think I think they
Speaker 1: wanted to show that he was embarrassed that he was
Speaker 1: caught half naked and now there's a girl in his room.
Speaker 1: Then his sister comes in and he's getting caught exactly.
Speaker 1: His sister comes in to see what all the fuss
Speaker 1: is about. She doesn't see Susie, making Zach look even crazier.
Speaker 1: Now he's just naked and crazy and the same. Then
Speaker 1: his mom comes in, who just.
Speaker 2: Got breake crazy?
Speaker 1: Which is the new instead of naked and afraid? Why
Speaker 1: can't they get to be afraid on the island. I
Speaker 1: can't be that scared while wearing pants. Please start with
Speaker 1: somebody once alone, Susie explains finally that she is dead,
Speaker 1: but they can talk about it tomorrow. How you don't
Speaker 1: then say weight you're a ghost? I saw your picture there?
Speaker 1: How did you die? What the hell is going on?
Speaker 1: He instead goes, great, see you tomorrow, and he rolls
Speaker 1: over and goes to sleep, which they do. She then
Speaker 1: he gets to school the next day, she rushes to
Speaker 1: him at school. Now she's at school, no other students
Speaker 1: can see her, but she notices that Zach is checking
Speaker 1: out another girl's turres and gave her an idea. So
Speaker 1: right there, she rips apart the pink winter formal dress
Speaker 1: that she was wearing to modernize her outfit, which basically
Speaker 1: just leaves her in a corset and a short little skirt.
Speaker 1: She knows this is going to get his attention, and
Speaker 1: it does at this point, which which of the Disney
Speaker 1: scenes has the non Disney scenes has shocked you the most.
Speaker 1: I'm curious.
Speaker 2: This was one of the one. The boxer situation was
Speaker 2: but you understood he was nervous, you know, right, you're right,
Speaker 2: he's in his bedroom. You know, I've yet to get
Speaker 2: to that. Ledger's totally down with being in his diaper
Speaker 2: around me, big girl.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, that's well. Of course your mom is.
Speaker 2: Totally down with that.
Speaker 1: Of course.
Speaker 2: But this scene, because it was in public and she's stripping,
Speaker 2: and of course I know no one can see her
Speaker 2: rips off her clothes, that was I could going, what
Speaker 2: how far are we we? She's going to keep going,
Speaker 2: it's still going. Okay, Disney Channel, Okay, she's in a
Speaker 2: strapless of course set. Yeah, she looks a little bit
Speaker 2: like an advertisement for Frederick's of Hollywood. Okay, I don't
Speaker 2: know what's happening.
Speaker 1: She did a little you know what it almost looked
Speaker 1: like to me was one of the original like fifties
Speaker 1: or sixties playboy bunnies. Yes, that's kind of what they
Speaker 1: were going for. Which again, way, she looked adorable. She
Speaker 1: was cute, got amy Joe Johnson. I don't even want
Speaker 1: to get into the crush I had on Amy Joeb.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, she is.
Speaker 2: I can't even imagine.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't, especially in this day and age,
Speaker 1: I don't talk about how women look anymore. But she
Speaker 1: was so cute, so adorable.
Speaker 2: But still she's seeing the envelope beyond.
Speaker 1: And yeah, you would think, especially for whatever Forney, Disney Germany,
Speaker 1: Disney Germany. I remember, you know, I have lots of
Speaker 1: family in Germany. In the time I would spend over there,
Speaker 1: there'd be just ads on TV with naked women, and
Speaker 1: it was no, oh, wow, that's just for a fate. Yeah,
Speaker 1: very strong.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: See, Okay, Well we're a Putan country. So they talk
Speaker 1: about it, and she eventually says, as she's intercourse it,
Speaker 1: I need your help. Since he can see her, it
Speaker 1: has to be fate. He needs help to find out
Speaker 1: why her parents lost their home. Zach just wants to
Speaker 1: get the science class, but he's called up front to
Speaker 1: finish a compound in class, and when he doesn't know
Speaker 1: the answer, Susie sneaks in the answer, but she's wrong,
Speaker 1: and he creates a science experiment that clears the entire class.
Speaker 1: We just came from a scene where the janitor said
Speaker 1: she was the brightest student they'd had in a while,
Speaker 1: and oh my god, she was amazing. I was like, Oh,
Speaker 1: this is how they're gonna find this symbiotic relationship. She's
Speaker 1: gonna start slipping them the answers to stuff and he's
Speaker 1: going to become this great student.
Speaker 2: And now the only reason why a ghost would be
Speaker 2: a great thing in your whole situation of living. No,
Speaker 2: this is not her. Why is she not smart?
Speaker 1: I always like to say I don't believe in ghosts,
Speaker 1: but I'm afraid of it. And it's true. Yeah she
Speaker 1: should have been and that would have been perfect to
Speaker 1: give him all the stuff, but no wrong answer clears
Speaker 1: the room. Now Zack's had enough. She comes into the
Speaker 1: boys bathroom brings.
Speaker 2: The question what is she here for? What's the point
Speaker 2: of this? What is she doing?
Speaker 1: We're not sure what's happening. But Zach is like, Okay,
Speaker 1: the bathroom is a bridge too far, and he essentially
Speaker 1: screams at her, leave me alone, stop bothering, but she won't.
Speaker 1: She catches up to him on his walk home, and
Speaker 1: for some reason they apologize to each other, which also
Speaker 1: didn't make a whole lot of sense. But Zack admits
Speaker 1: that if a beautiful girl was chasing around school last year,
Speaker 1: he'd be excited, but now there's so much going on
Speaker 1: in his life he can't give this attention, especially because
Speaker 1: it's probably just a dream. He says he can't help,
Speaker 1: and Susie decides to take it one step further. If
Speaker 1: he's not gonna help, she's going to force his hand
Speaker 1: by kind of ruining his life. So she sneaks into
Speaker 1: his mom's car and goes with her to the new
Speaker 1: station and sabotages her weather report, making everything go wrong
Speaker 1: and even pushing up her skirt with a wind machine.
Speaker 1: And so this was a point where walking out of
Speaker 1: the bathroom, now I get budget wise why they couldn't
Speaker 1: do this obviously very expensive, I get, but I didn't
Speaker 1: understand what she could touch, what she couldn't touch, what
Speaker 1: she could walk through, what she couldn't walk through. Yet,
Speaker 1: does a ghost need to take a car? You know?
Speaker 1: Did she need to ride somewhere she's waiting for people
Speaker 1: to open doors for And again that's a budgetary thing.
Speaker 1: Disney had a two million dollar Canadian budget, which we've
Speaker 1: already said is eleven hundred dollars American. You can't have
Speaker 1: her walking through doors. So I understand that, but I
Speaker 1: thought some of the ghost rules were a little she
Speaker 1: could grab this, she couldn't grab that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they were just inconsistent.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, exactly. Mat.
Speaker 2: I don't care what you decide on. Just make a
Speaker 2: decision in yeah, right, whatever.
Speaker 1: It is agreed one percent. So now we also know
Speaker 1: that the curse words were removed. I'm gonna ask you this,
Speaker 1: what do you think the curse words were? And where
Speaker 1: do you think they were? Who do you think said them?
Speaker 1: Wouldn't have been hurt, right, because she's from fifty five,
Speaker 1: she wouldn't have said any any swears.
Speaker 2: I part of me hopes the little sister had a
Speaker 2: couple of them.
Speaker 1: What do you think she said? And I'm gonna need
Speaker 1: you to say the words.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not doing well. You know there's a boundary.
Speaker 1: I mean, you just say the word Spriena words. What
Speaker 1: kind of sworares do you think they say? Sabrina? Come on, Saberena,
Speaker 1: what do you think they say?
Speaker 2: You're gonna just delay this process this long because I'm
Speaker 2: not going I.
Speaker 1: Think they say that they don't say the F word.
Speaker 1: I don't think they would have a Disney Channel F word.
Speaker 2: Okay, I can see that. She yeah, yeah, maybe no,
Speaker 2: not that word for the little sister. She probably did
Speaker 2: like a funny word like, you know, like instead f ward,
Speaker 2: like briggin. Maybe I got in trouble for saying that
Speaker 2: when I was little because I copied my older sister.
Speaker 2: Oh h friggin'. Maybe maybe I don't know what's the
Speaker 2: S word? Is it?
Speaker 1: What is the S word? What word? What are you
Speaker 1: talking about? I don't know what she means.
Speaker 2: I don't I no longer want to play this game.
Speaker 2: We still have to get to Jensen's games that I
Speaker 2: don't want to play, so we're gonna move.
Speaker 1: My guess is it was? And I think somebody else.
Speaker 1: I think Shelley Long might have said it. I don't know,
Speaker 1: or maybe the coach.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Or it could have.
Speaker 1: Just been it could have just been both Susie Q
Speaker 1: and her boyfriend going on as they went over the
Speaker 1: cliff at the beginning, went over the bridge. You just
Speaker 1: never know. So there we go. That night, Susie shows
Speaker 1: up again at Zach's house. The ruined weather report was
Speaker 1: actually a big hit for his mom, but Susie still
Speaker 1: need his help. He gives in and goes with her
Speaker 1: to her parents' trailer park because her parents were one
Speaker 1: of the people that were forcibly moved out. They had
Speaker 1: to move away to make way for the new real
Speaker 1: estate development, and are so sad about having to leave
Speaker 1: the town. They explained they shouldn't have even lost their
Speaker 1: house in the first place if only they had their
Speaker 1: grandparents papers. The papers were back to the papers. That's
Speaker 1: why she needs his help again. She needs to find
Speaker 1: those papers. So now she knows her purpose for some reason,
Speaker 1: even though he said he would never end up even
Speaker 1: watching basketball again, we then cut to him in the
Speaker 1: stands of the basketball practice, where apparently everyone in the
Speaker 1: school just practices in their regular clothes, which was the
Speaker 1: other thing that I noticed. There's no practice gear. It's
Speaker 1: just like, all right, here are your clothes. The bully
Speaker 1: says yes. The bully and Zach exchange words, leaving Susie
Speaker 1: to throw a ball at him. When the bully tries
Speaker 1: to retaliate, Zach overcomes his fears, catches the ball, and
Speaker 1: drains a three. With everybody watching bamb that night, he
Speaker 1: sits down with Susie and has a conversation that I
Speaker 1: never thought I would hear ever in a Disney Channel movie,
Speaker 1: and frankly, as funny as I'm thinking it is, I'm
Speaker 1: glad they had this conversation because I think it's a
Speaker 1: real conversation, and I kind of think it's a conversation
Speaker 1: that maybe kids have because I remember having these conversations
Speaker 1: with my friends. And he says, I mean, it's so
Speaker 1: so amazing. He says to her, your debt, what is
Speaker 1: it like to die? What are you thinking about? What
Speaker 1: did you feel when you died? Because she says, well,
Speaker 1: why do you want to know? And he says, because
Speaker 1: my dad's dead and I want to know if he's
Speaker 1: watching over me. I mean, it's very not Disney Channel
Speaker 1: but very real, real kid kind of conversation, and a
Speaker 1: I thought, kind of a cool conversation, like wow, I'm
Speaker 1: not expecting that, but hey, cool kind of conversation to have.
Speaker 2: But did you not think of me? Oh? This is
Speaker 2: another on the opposite end, going oh my, this is
Speaker 2: probably speaking more to the moms out there. You mean,
Speaker 2: when I'm gone, I'm still gonna be worried.
Speaker 5: And you're talking me busy que I still have to
Speaker 5: come back and make sure you guys are all good?
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2: When do I get to rest?
Speaker 1: Why do I get arrest? This is another reason not
Speaker 1: to have kids talking.
Speaker 2: May was this part of the reason of your decision,
Speaker 2: mister Will. It's just now knowing when we're gone, we're
Speaker 2: still doing.
Speaker 1: We're still parents.
Speaker 2: But that was the whole conversation that fifteen years.
Speaker 1: Is bs heaven And he asked, guess what, why are
Speaker 1: you stuck here? And so those are all conversations that
Speaker 1: should have happened the first time when he was in
Speaker 1: his underwear, But it was probably too weird having that conversation.
Speaker 2: That would have been a weird conversation in his child.
Speaker 1: But she says that she thinks his dad is watching
Speaker 1: over him, and she is a good person, but she
Speaker 1: just needs to wrap up a situation with her parents
Speaker 1: and then she can go to heaven too. So we
Speaker 1: are back again. Very not Disney, but even my favorite
Speaker 1: part of the.
Speaker 2: Movie, even heaven being an actual thing in Disney. Yeah,
Speaker 2: isn't normal. No, right, No, Now you're choosing religions.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're picking a side in this movie, which they
Speaker 1: normally don't do. Back at the trailer park, Zach talks
Speaker 1: to Susie's parents by pretending he's interested in the school's
Speaker 1: basketball team, which the dad used to coach. In turn,
Speaker 1: he gives Zach his old playbook like he's John Wooden
Speaker 1: or you know, Mike Ceseski or somebody. Zach also reveals
Speaker 1: to Susie's mom that he bought their house and wants
Speaker 1: to know why they had to move out. He didn't obviously,
Speaker 1: his mom bought it. But they're living in their house,
Speaker 1: and he wants to know why they had to move out.
Speaker 1: She says, when her husband quit coaching, the bank called
Speaker 1: and said they owed a twenty five thousand dollars balloon payment,
Speaker 1: and since Susie's grandpa took care of all the papers,
Speaker 1: he had died and they couldn't find anything that disputed that,
Speaker 1: and thus they need to find the papers. I still
Speaker 1: think that also points to they lost their dad and
Speaker 1: their daughter in the same night. Right, That's what the
Speaker 1: ambulance was going back like pretty pretty horrible night.
Speaker 2: Okay, the twenty five thousand dollars is what I got
Speaker 2: stuck on going. That's basically you're gonna probably roll your
Speaker 2: eyes at me, but that's like what a million dollars nowadays.
Speaker 2: Twenty five thousand.
Speaker 1: Dollar nineteen fifty five.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that seems so extravagant.
Speaker 1: How I could be wrong, But I think what they
Speaker 1: were actually alluding to was it was maybe a couple
Speaker 1: of years later, like in the sixties or seventies, that
Speaker 1: the balloon payment came up.
Speaker 2: Okay, and they didn't have the payment.
Speaker 1: Because you're right, I think twenty five thousand dollars would
Speaker 1: have been several hundred thousand dollars nowadays.
Speaker 2: If not, yes, that I mean, I feel like that's
Speaker 2: just so extravagant. But okay, Yeah, anyway, I got caught
Speaker 2: up in that. You know, when you look at time,
Speaker 2: period's going oh wait, oh my gosh, how much would
Speaker 2: that have been? Well would that be? You know?
Speaker 1: So you know, I thought the same thing. I'm like,
Speaker 1: was it in fifty five money? That's a lot, because
Speaker 1: I think thouses in nineteen fifty five were three dollars.
Speaker 1: It was a packetchewing gum. I don't think it was
Speaker 1: that little. Yes, they weren't that expensive. No, I think
Speaker 1: eight to ten thousand dollars would have bought your house
Speaker 1: in nineteen fifty fives. So yeah, wow, I could be wrong,
Speaker 1: and I'm going to get emails. But anyway, nearby, we
Speaker 1: noticed that the jerk of a bully in a very
Speaker 1: cool red jeep saw all this go down, so he
Speaker 1: reports it back to his dad, and his dad says
Speaker 1: they need to keep Zack out of their business. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: Zach is finally starting to shoot some hoops in his backyard,
Speaker 1: again facing that faithful day with his dad, but becoming
Speaker 1: so enraged he dunks. Justin was shorter than me, but anyway,
Speaker 1: he dunks and breaks his backboard. As the trailer park
Speaker 1: is set for demolition, Zach needs to learn more about
Speaker 1: the loan, and the only way to do that is
Speaker 1: to hack into the bank's computers. His little sister, Terry
Speaker 1: is apparently a computer genius, so he spills all the
Speaker 1: Susie beans to her, and now she is ready to help.
Speaker 1: If only the family believed her like she believes them,
Speaker 1: everything would have gotten better. But we now cut to
Speaker 1: a montage. They are at the bank working out a
Speaker 1: very convoluted plan to a very bad kind of credence
Speaker 1: clearwater cover of the song Susieque, and as a team
Speaker 1: they divert all the employee's attentions to steal entry codes,
Speaker 1: which is also worth noting a massive felony. They also
Speaker 1: accidentally hack into an ATM to give an old man
Speaker 1: countless dollar bills. This actor had to be somebody's grandpa.
Speaker 1: Just come and stand at the ATM. It was kind
Speaker 1: of cute to watch. With the codes now in hand, yes,
Speaker 1: the broken bank codes of nineteen ninety six O one hand,
Speaker 1: they realized that Susie's grandfather actually owned the land that
Speaker 1: the bully's dad is trying to demolish. The school, the bank,
Speaker 1: the trailer park. It's all owned by Susie's parents. But
Speaker 1: the deed reverse possession back to the bank, which is
Speaker 1: the main bad guy, in like three days. So they've
Speaker 1: just found this out. Now they had fifty years, but
Speaker 1: it's worth now down to three days to get this stuff.
Speaker 1: They have to do something soon, Okay, they need to
Speaker 1: find the original papers that her grandfather was concerned about.
Speaker 1: That the whole movie started about with we need to
Speaker 1: find these papers. Boom. It turns out that there was
Speaker 1: a hidden room, like an entire room that seemed to
Speaker 1: be wasn't a small room.
Speaker 2: I thought it was gonna be like the fool under
Speaker 2: the floorboard.
Speaker 1: Thank you. They walked this house. He went from this
Speaker 1: twenty two hundred square feet to forty two hundred square feet.
Speaker 2: And why isn't this a wine cellar.
Speaker 1: Guys, wine cellar? Why don't we both have bigger rooms.
Speaker 1: This is a it's a theater, it's a man's like.
Speaker 2: It only allowed five articles of clothing. Yeah, and you've
Speaker 2: got this giant second floor birth.
Speaker 1: Basically, it makes me wonder what Grandpa was doing with
Speaker 1: the secret.
Speaker 2: It was probably a wine cellar.
Speaker 1: They just maybe we hope that's what it was. They
Speaker 1: find the hidden room. It's filled with white dresses for
Speaker 1: some reason. That's why I'm asking what the hell the dad,
Speaker 1: the grandfather did. But they also find the deed. They
Speaker 1: borrow their mom's car to rush to the bank, but
Speaker 1: on the way they're pulled over for speeding by Mad
Speaker 1: TV's Will Sasso in one of the weirder Disney cameos
Speaker 1: we have ever seen. He's very funny, but it is
Speaker 1: so strange. When the cop asks Zach to leave the car,
Speaker 1: Terry asked him if he has probable cause, and we
Speaker 1: have to play the clip because here is the policeman's answer.
Speaker 2: I have to take a look at carn do you
Speaker 2: have probable cause?
Speaker 3: Well, I have a fully loaded three fifty seven magnum
Speaker 3: that could probably cause a lot of damage.
Speaker 1: I fired at in person. So his first reaction is
Speaker 1: to tell the two children essentially, I could kill you.
Speaker 1: Probably call a lot.
Speaker 2: Of damn accent just everything. Why this crazy accent, I.
Speaker 1: Don't know, but will Sasso is so funny, and almost
Speaker 1: everything he was doing was making me laugh because it
Speaker 1: was just so outlanding, just like.
Speaker 2: His walk, his everything, everything we.
Speaker 1: Did was just so funny. I hope we get a
Speaker 1: chance to talk to him someday about this. I really do.
Speaker 1: He not only impedes the kids, but he takes the deed.
Speaker 1: Oh no, theed we just found in the small, tiny,
Speaker 1: nine thousand square foot secret compartment, and we find out
Speaker 1: that he's not just a cop, but he's working for
Speaker 1: the bad real estate developer. The cop confiscates the paperwork
Speaker 1: for him and takes Zach and Terry to jail. He
Speaker 1: literally locks these two children up, leaving susie Q behind
Speaker 1: in the desert because remember he can't see her. But
Speaker 1: why didn't she just jump on the car. She wouldn't
Speaker 1: die again?
Speaker 2: And does it needs somebody to honestly open a door
Speaker 2: for her. She could just jump right in.
Speaker 1: Right and she didn't have to walk anyway. The kids
Speaker 1: were supposed to return their mom's car by four so
Speaker 1: she could be on the news, but this is ruining everything.
Speaker 1: The developer gets a call from the cop and instructs
Speaker 1: him to hold them until midnight to clear the way
Speaker 1: for his plans. Meanwhile, Susie is walking to the jail,
Speaker 1: which is miles away. Again, we don't know why she's walking.
Speaker 1: He gets a right from the basketball coach who stopped
Speaker 1: by to try and talk Zack into playing on the
Speaker 1: basketball team. They won't let Zack just mourn his dad's
Speaker 1: death and not play basketball. They are really pushing to
Speaker 1: get them anyway. Eventually, Susie does make it to the
Speaker 1: jail and they can coct a plan explaining that Terry
Speaker 1: has superpowers, which the cop originally hears as special classes,
Speaker 1: another joke he'd never expected the Disney channel, But by
Speaker 1: using Susie's invisibility, Terry pretends to have seizures while Susie
Speaker 1: move things around his office, even the guns, pointing one
Speaker 1: right at the CoP's face. Susie takes the keys and
Speaker 1: frees the siblings adding more and more crimes to their
Speaker 1: rap sheet. Susie actually then shoots the shotgun misfires it.
Speaker 1: They steal the cop car and speed to the news station.
Speaker 1: So we've got bank fraud, wire fraud, breaking into a bank,
Speaker 1: giving away the bank's money, taking a cop HOSTI I would.
Speaker 2: Not ever being able to actually explain it, because now
Speaker 2: you're going to say a ghost, a ghost, A ghost,
Speaker 2: you sir, it's a ghost.
Speaker 1: I apologize it was a ghost. They are then in
Speaker 1: a high speed car chase in one of the cop cars,
Speaker 1: speeding to the station. When they get there, their mom
Speaker 1: is about to sign off, so they have concocted yet
Speaker 1: another plan where they are just going to jump on
Speaker 1: the air give their mom this thing saying you have
Speaker 1: to read this, with no real kind of backing to
Speaker 1: it whatsoever. They handle all the information about the deed
Speaker 1: in the bank and to contact the least. She reads
Speaker 1: it blindly because her boss says it'll put it out.
Speaker 1: He takes the note and goes read it. He says,
Speaker 1: can you prove it? And the kid goes one hundred percent,
Speaker 1: that's all the the verification this guy needs. They read
Speaker 1: it on the air and everyone is busted because it's
Speaker 1: been on TV. Apparently that makes it real. Susie's parents
Speaker 1: saw this, and their life is going to be spared.
Speaker 1: This is great. Now. Just when Zach thinks that's the
Speaker 1: end of our story, Susie says, no, there's one more
Speaker 1: thing left, Zack. It's got to get Zack to the
Speaker 1: basketball game. He somehow arrives in a jersey. I don't
Speaker 1: know how he got a jersey for the team or
Speaker 1: the game, and enters the game with just minutes left.
Speaker 1: He's never practiced with them, hasn't really practiced. He doesn't
Speaker 1: know what position he's going. He's like, well, you've pointed
Speaker 1: that out already once or twice there, Thank you so much, Sabrina.
Speaker 2: Excuse me, Will, That's not what I was saying, but
Speaker 2: I'm saying conditionally.
Speaker 1: He just he does. He shows up in a jersey,
Speaker 1: and he runs over to can I go in? And
Speaker 1: the coach essentially goes, yeah, sure, get in the game.
Speaker 1: Take out all the guys that have been here all
Speaker 1: season and actual practicing.
Speaker 2: No one cares about my favorite part.
Speaker 1: He just runs into the game. Points of the guy
Speaker 1: goes you you're out, and the guy runs out of
Speaker 1: the game and that's it. So he just added a
Speaker 1: player mid game who was not on the team or
Speaker 1: on the roster.
Speaker 2: Steph Curry.
Speaker 1: He does, he turns into Steph Curry. They're down twenty points.
Speaker 2: Michael Jordan just entered the gas.
Speaker 1: Exactly, and ladies and gentlemen Lebron James. So with under
Speaker 1: only ten minutes left, he not only comes back, he's dunking.
Speaker 1: It's like everybody else in the basketball court has forgotten
Speaker 1: how to play basketball. At one point, he goes behind
Speaker 1: the back and the guy his defenders just standing there,
Speaker 1: and then all the other the other defenders just move
Speaker 1: out of his way. Yes, they've all completely forgotten how
Speaker 1: to play basketball, but who hasn't forgotten was the obvious
Speaker 1: double who was playing for him, because every time he's
Speaker 1: doing these amazing moves, they're not showing his face. And
Speaker 1: that's it. Boom, with two seconds left, they're down. Okay,
Speaker 1: they're down two points. Two seconds left. Let me set
Speaker 1: the stage for you. Down two points, Zach wants to
Speaker 1: shoot a three. He notices Susie's dad's playbook on the
Speaker 1: bench left there by Susie, and he's going to use
Speaker 1: one of his dad's amazing plays. So he opens it
Speaker 1: up and he shows the coach, and the coach says,
Speaker 1: you think you can pull it off? And Zach says,
Speaker 1: let's find out. They inbound the ball, Zach gets the
Speaker 1: ball back and shoots a three pointer. That was the
Speaker 1: amazing play. The trick play they did was Zach getting
Speaker 1: the ball and shooting it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, I would like to think if they
Speaker 2: were a team, they'd be able to like quickly show
Speaker 2: the other players that it would make sense.
Speaker 1: Doing something that resemble the play of any kind.
Speaker 2: But they're not a team because because Zach.
Speaker 1: Has been on the team for ten minutes, because Zach.
Speaker 2: Has a different letterman jacket, he does so.
Speaker 1: But Zach gets the ball, he pulls up three point
Speaker 1: line and shoots. What kind of magic play is that? That?
Speaker 1: That was just the plaget, It's not. He's shy, got
Speaker 1: the ball and he shot it. Yeah, either way, woo.
Speaker 1: They win. At the last second, the crowd goes wild.
Speaker 1: Zach celebrates with his mom and his sister and Susie's
Speaker 1: parents giving you know, he gives Susie's dad the game ball,
Speaker 1: and we see Susie leaving the gym. It's a very
Speaker 1: nice moment. Eventually, Zach catches up with Susie because he says,
Speaker 1: I couldn't find you anywhere. So again, where do you go?
Speaker 1: Death bridge? So he's sulky, he sees her there, she's
Speaker 1: on the bridge. She says it's time for her to leave.
Speaker 1: She did what she had to do. He says, I understand,
Speaker 1: you have to move on, and then they kiss, our
Speaker 1: first Disney Channel kiss in a while, and certainly our
Speaker 1: first one with a ghost in a minute, so we
Speaker 1: haven't seen that. She asks, please don't forget her. He
Speaker 1: tries to give her back the thing bracelet, but she
Speaker 1: wants him to keep it for good luck, probably because
Speaker 1: she's like, I don't want to you can, you know what,
Speaker 1: keep it for good luck?
Speaker 2: A real gift to begin with, I don't want my.
Speaker 1: Thing bracelet the chance of me ever seeing that guy again.
Speaker 2: But that goes against the same thing as we don't
Speaker 2: know what these rules are. As her ghost now she can.
Speaker 1: Kiss, not not only can she kiss, but is the
Speaker 1: so the bracelet's a real thing.
Speaker 2: She can hold the bracelet. There's a lot of things.
Speaker 1: Well he found it, he yeah, he found at the
Speaker 1: bottom of the river where the car crash, so the
Speaker 1: car must have been down there, and he hooked.
Speaker 2: On yes, yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 1: But she can kiss, I guess apparently, which leads me
Speaker 1: to believe there's a bunch of other stuff she could
Speaker 1: have done the entire time, and he's like, what was
Speaker 1: in my underwear?
Speaker 2: And knowing that this is not a Disney channelman.
Speaker 1: Exactly, I want to know what they were cutting. She
Speaker 1: did rip off half her clothes anyway, there's a lightning strike.
Speaker 1: The Chevy reappears to pick her up, driven by her
Speaker 1: greaser boyfriend, and Zach yells out, I love you right
Speaker 1: in front of the boyfriend who just drove to pick
Speaker 1: her up.
Speaker 2: We have hit so many of mine but like what you.
Speaker 1: S Yes, it shouldn't, dude, dude, it is kay, I
Speaker 1: don't even know that. Yeah, trying to get into heaven
Speaker 1: here bro forever. Yeah yeah, okay, I get Yeah, this
Speaker 1: is it. I'm on the longest I'm on the longest
Speaker 1: first date ever at this point. Please so she you
Speaker 1: feel like so right when they leave, it should have
Speaker 1: then been him going I love you Susie Q with
Speaker 1: her driving away.
Speaker 2: That's not maybe screaming.
Speaker 1: Because then she's like she literally he goes, I love you, SUSIEQ,
Speaker 1: and she's like, ah bye and gets in the car.
Speaker 1: She doesn't say it back because she can't because her
Speaker 1: boyfriend's right there, because that sense exactly. So the car
Speaker 1: drives off in a cloud of smoke, revealing that her
Speaker 1: grandfather is also in the back of the car, and
Speaker 1: they are off to Heaven. It is now the next
Speaker 1: day at school and the students are congratulating Zach on
Speaker 1: his big shot. He gets to his locker when he
Speaker 1: hears a familiar voice. He knows it from somewhere. He
Speaker 1: walks up. We see the back of a girl and
Speaker 1: she's talking about her first day and she's made a
Speaker 1: complete fool of herself. She even says jeepers. And she
Speaker 1: turns around and it's Amy. Joe Johnson playing Maggie introduced
Speaker 1: herself as Maggie, and Zach looks at the camera and
Speaker 1: we freeze right there. End of movie. What the was
Speaker 1: she reincarnated? Yeah? That's I mean it was. Is it
Speaker 1: supposed to be the same girl. It's not. It's just
Speaker 1: supposed to be a twin.
Speaker 5: I feel like that happens a lot in movies, though
Speaker 5: with the fictional ghostly.
Speaker 1: You're thinking of Brendan fra You're thinking of Brendan Fraser
Speaker 1: and in What's what's it called? Where he's doing all
Speaker 1: the different he gets he's playing with devil, and she
Speaker 1: what's her name plays the devil and then she comes
Speaker 1: in she essentially plays her own twin. Yes, yes, whatever
Speaker 1: movie that is.
Speaker 2: I thought the same thing, yes, like what but of
Speaker 2: its time? That was a I think, kind of a
Speaker 2: you know trope that we talked.
Speaker 1: Okay, but she's not supposed to be She's not supposed
Speaker 1: to be reincarnated, Susie. She's just supposed to be a girl,
Speaker 1: a girl.
Speaker 2: Who looks just like it looks and with a corset,
Speaker 2: right right?
Speaker 1: Is that what I mean? It's again because the freeze
Speaker 1: frames and we won't know until susi Q two. This
Speaker 1: time's personal what's what's going on?
Speaker 2: Which weirdly never got made, so.
Speaker 1: But so we don't know, yeah what it is, but hey,
Speaker 1: there's your movie. It's time for real reviews, Sabrina, You've
Speaker 1: got the five star this week. I do, and it's
Speaker 1: pretty great. I also love the name of the person
Speaker 1: who wrote the five star reviews.
Speaker 2: Like, you know, I can't say anything because I still
Speaker 2: have like my email account from college, so.
Speaker 1: Sure it's pretty much because mine is.
Speaker 2: It is not. I did switch it over to real people.
Speaker 1: Oh see, this is That's why. That's why I'm the best.
Speaker 1: That's why I'll always be the best. AOL you've got male.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you're just loyal, like loyal loyal. This guy's
Speaker 2: is a five star review from tweety bird First Baby.
Speaker 1: Oh that's right, I had a tweety bird one Saint Baby.
Speaker 1: But you're absolutely right. Okay, it is First Baby. No,
Speaker 1: you're one hundred percent correct. I read it wrong.
Speaker 2: One Saint Baby is even better, though I'm not sure
Speaker 2: which way they're going for either way.
Speaker 1: Oh, you're right.
Speaker 2: It's amazing. This is the best movie I've ever seen.
Speaker 2: When I first saw it on the Disney Channel, I
Speaker 2: was like, I would love to see this movie over
Speaker 2: and over again. I'd love to watch it every day,
Speaker 2: and I recommend it to anyone. If I could watch
Speaker 2: two movies every day, it be this one and Beloved.
Speaker 2: Those are my two favorite movies. I really love them.
Speaker 1: A lot of love, five stars, A lot of love.
Speaker 2: Could not watch this movie over and over again.
Speaker 1: I don't think I could watch this movie over and
Speaker 1: over again.
Speaker 2: Didn't hate it, but could not watch this on a
Speaker 2: repeat as I watch Friends every yek.
Speaker 1: That's exactly how I would say. I did not hate
Speaker 1: it and will.
Speaker 2: Watch the Olympic Gymnastics finals for the next seven to
Speaker 2: eight months.
Speaker 1: You're gonna see me on balance bead because I can
Speaker 1: do a lot of it.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: I got the one star review and it is by
Speaker 1: Red Leader fifty seven six oh seven. Do you know
Speaker 1: what Red Leaders from, Sabrina?
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm pretty sure it's from Power Ranger.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, my heart, Star Wars.
Speaker 2: I'm going to continue to disappoint you.
Speaker 1: Star Wars Red Leader red five standing five as a
Speaker 1: Red five standing by Okay, so here's from a Red
Speaker 1: Leader five seven six oh seven the one star review.
Speaker 1: It's a great review. It is too bad that the
Speaker 1: company that purchased Hostess didn't leave Susie Ces alone. They
Speaker 1: are nothing like the quality of the previous Susie cues
Speaker 1: and cannot match Hostess cupcakes either. If they aren't going
Speaker 1: to be as good, why bother at all? How sad
Speaker 1: for previous Hostess lovers. Unfortunately I ordered some with no
Speaker 1: expiration date. I took a chance and lost. They were
Speaker 1: well past the expiration date, which made them not edible.
Speaker 1: I take some blame for not asking before ordering. So
Speaker 1: this guy obviously thought they were susie Ces and not
Speaker 1: the movie Susieq. But it was such a good review
Speaker 1: that we had to go with it.
Speaker 2: The poor hostess man, that's a bad What is this
Speaker 2: susie q dessert item? Have you ever seen them? Do
Speaker 2: you know what they are?
Speaker 1: What? Of course, do you not know what a susieq is?
Speaker 2: I might if you explain it. It's like a don hole.
Speaker 1: No, it's not a donor hole.
Speaker 2: It's like a chuck.
Speaker 1: It's Oh my god, I gotta google it and show
Speaker 1: you a picture now, because it's susie c.
Speaker 2: Okay, I know what a hostess cupcake is.
Speaker 1: This is a susie cue.
Speaker 2: They're like chocolate losing respect for me as No.
Speaker 1: It's like chocolate square happiness. That's a susie q.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, Yeah, it's got the like white fluffy stuff
Speaker 2: in it.
Speaker 1: Right. Not to be not to be confused with the
Speaker 1: devil dog, which is a very East Coast thing. This
Speaker 1: is it. This is a susi Q. It's cake ear,
Speaker 1: it's it's it's quite love you.
Speaker 2: I mean, even though you're an East Coast thing, which
Speaker 2: is better.
Speaker 1: I'm a devil dog man, But again I haven't eaten
Speaker 1: a devil dog or a Susi Q in years, so
Speaker 1: they could both be. I'm sure it'd be one of
Speaker 1: those things I'd eat from childhood and be like, oh God,
Speaker 1: this is just all sugar, and my teeth would fall.
Speaker 1: As everybody out there knows now, all of our dear listeners.
Speaker 1: We love to do different features that have been set
Speaker 1: up for us, and we've got a new one today
Speaker 1: to celebrate the maniac music of SUSIEQ and the work
Speaker 1: of legendary composer Suki Levy. We're going to be given
Speaker 1: a line from a famous nineteen fifties song, the timeframe
Speaker 1: when the movie was set, and we have to finish
Speaker 1: the lyric. If we get three out of five, we win.
Speaker 1: So here is number one. Why do fools fall in love?
Speaker 1: Why do birds sing so gay? And lovers await the
Speaker 1: break of death?
Speaker 2: So why do fools fall in love? Is the last
Speaker 2: I think they repeat?
Speaker 1: They repeat, why do you fools fall in love? Don't they?
Speaker 2: Yes? Yes, it's why do they fall in love? But close.
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, all right, it's not here to judge us today.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna take that win real quick.
Speaker 1: Okay, good Sabrina has taken one. All right, here we go,
Speaker 1: It's fine. Why do You Fools fall in Love was
Speaker 1: by FRANKI Lymon and the Teenagers.
Speaker 2: Yes, good, Oh that movie was so good.
Speaker 1: The second one is Your Precious Love, Well before the
Speaker 1: Light Hold me again with all of your might. I
Speaker 1: don't know this song at all, do you?
Speaker 2: This is like, is mikaylam on this line? Because when
Speaker 2: Ryan says this on Kiss, if he actually gets to
Speaker 2: hear the words.
Speaker 1: I don't think we actually can afford the music to
Speaker 1: play the stuff.
Speaker 2: Why are we not on the Kiss at m budget?
Speaker 4: Because I probably know the tar Can you at least
Speaker 4: tell you even hear the melody?
Speaker 1: Producer, Tara? Can you at least tell us who did
Speaker 1: this song? Can you give us the name of the
Speaker 1: band that did the song?
Speaker 2: The Five Satins?
Speaker 1: Oh geez, that's not gonna help us. The first three
Speaker 1: Satins were great.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the fourth and the five are kind of a bitch.
Speaker 2: The rest of the lyrics are in the still of
Speaker 2: the night in the.
Speaker 1: Yeah before the told me? Of course, this is why
Speaker 1: we can't hear it, so we don't know. It's instilled
Speaker 1: the night. Of course. How about this one. Ain't nothing
Speaker 1: in the world like a big eyed girl to make
Speaker 1: me act so funny, make me spend my money, make
Speaker 1: me feel real loose, like a long neck goose like
Speaker 1: old baby. You got it, I know it.
Speaker 2: No, I don't.
Speaker 1: Oh baby, that's what I like. People, am I right,
Speaker 1: you're right, thank you?
Speaker 2: Okay, we got to hear these though a little bit.
Speaker 1: This is uh, this is that was by the guy
Speaker 1: who died in the plane crash with Buddy Holly and
Speaker 1: with Big Bopper.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's correct, All right, all.
Speaker 1: Right, here we go. Here's the next one. We're going
Speaker 1: to rock rock rock until broad daylight. We're going to
Speaker 1: rock rock, rock around the clock tonight. Yeah, when the
Speaker 1: chimes ring five, six and seven.
Speaker 2: We're going to rock rock rock. Doesn't go back into
Speaker 2: that next thing, isn't it.
Speaker 1: We're going to rock rock rock on the way to heaven,
Speaker 1: all the way to heaven.
Speaker 2: Oh like that. We'll be right in seventh heaven. We're
Speaker 2: going to rock around the clock tonight. Damn it, yeah,
Speaker 2: damn it.
Speaker 1: And I forget who did rock around the clock.
Speaker 2: Is that Chuck Berry, it's Bill Haley and the comments
Speaker 2: all right, well, at least Jens is not here to
Speaker 2: actually keep real score.
Speaker 1: This is These are hard because we're not from the fifties.
Speaker 1: And finally, our last one, mercifully, our last one. Tooty fruity,
Speaker 1: Oh rudy, tooty fruity, Oh rudy, tooty fruity, Oh rudy.
Speaker 1: What do he got something rudy?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's that's right. And that was he
Speaker 2: wore the capes right. No, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Actually you don't know.
Speaker 2: If he I doesn't know, No one else knows the
Speaker 2: answers that you make me, so it is.
Speaker 1: I don't know. If you want to, I want you to.
Speaker 1: I want you to come up with it. It's little Richard.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a little Richard somebody.
Speaker 1: Little Richard was like me. He wore capes to the
Speaker 1: did he did?
Speaker 2: He did? Thank you here.
Speaker 1: And one of the coolest things Big care I ever
Speaker 1: got to do. I was on the Howard Mandel show
Speaker 1: back in the day when Howie had a talk show,
Speaker 1: and I just got to sit next to Little Richard
Speaker 1: on his piano as Little Richard played me songs and
Speaker 1: we kept having to record it, so he just kept
Speaker 1: playing music next to me for like a half hour.
Speaker 1: Was really one of the cool one of the cooler
Speaker 1: days of my life. It really was amazing, so cool.
Speaker 1: Can we do Sabrina ses please?
Speaker 2: The only Sabrina sees that we didn't get well was
Speaker 2: the grandpa in the beginning, when he was supposed to
Speaker 2: be in bed and was just fully dressed. I could
Speaker 2: write you, if he's sick, you would assume he'd be
Speaker 2: in like a sleep outfit, you know of some.
Speaker 1: So wasn't he in kind of a sleep outfit? In
Speaker 1: the car at the end going to Heaven? I think
Speaker 1: he was in like a sleep outfit?
Speaker 2: Then yeah, But in the beginning he had full on suspenders,
Speaker 2: like he had a whole outfit. Where was he?
Speaker 1: I mean, like, why not have him in the same
Speaker 1: Why not dressed like you're going to heaven? What? What?
Speaker 1: I don't get it?
Speaker 2: It was so weird to me, And then I almost went,
Speaker 2: oh gosh, they did it again. After the the frame
Speaker 2: gets knocked off the end table and she runs in
Speaker 2: to get her brother and he's sleeping. Zach had full
Speaker 2: clothes on too, but I think he kind of fell asleep,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. It wasn't he wasn't in bed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they made it like his lights were on, and
Speaker 1: they did. They made it seem like he fell us.
Speaker 2: But at first I was like, oh my gosh, do
Speaker 2: people just not wear pajamas in this movie?
Speaker 1: Because don't you remember his awesome physique, as you pointed
Speaker 1: out several times, was asleep with just the boxers on
Speaker 1: the night. He decides not to talk to the ghost
Speaker 1: for some reason because you don't. Hey, I know you're
Speaker 1: a ghost and I met the first person ever that died.
Speaker 1: But I'm gonna go to bed now. We'll talk tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll talk about I'm gonna process this on my
Speaker 2: own for a minute.
Speaker 1: And weird. I would never sleep again if I talked
Speaker 1: to a ghost, never ever, ever.
Speaker 2: I can't. It was such a hard time sleeping. If
Speaker 2: I ever have like a bad dream, I can not get.
Speaker 1: Back in the same way.
Speaker 2: So very strange.
Speaker 1: So now, of course, mercifully we are done showing our
Speaker 1: ignorance when it comes to fifties music. I mean, he's
Speaker 1: I got Wap out of Blue, Mamma wapamb But you could.
Speaker 2: Have probably finished so many of them if I if.
Speaker 1: You'd heard it, I had I get you, I got you. Okay, Hey,
Speaker 1: I don't know if this has ever been done, but
Speaker 1: I'm now patenting a game where you listen to the
Speaker 1: lyrics of one song with the melody of another song
Speaker 1: and you have to guess them both. That would be interesting. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's rate the movie as we always do. One out
Speaker 1: of ten our options this week, one out of ten
Speaker 1: Disney death scenes, one out of ten, drunk drivings, one
Speaker 1: out of ten carthfs, high speed chases, bank frauds, firing
Speaker 1: a gun in public, dark aiding and a betting, a
Speaker 1: person eating and a betting a prisoner, wire tapping charges.
Speaker 1: These are all very dark. I would like to add
Speaker 1: pink boat. Okay, you know what, let's do pink boas
Speaker 1: that's nice, like you do this darkness? Yeah? I like it.
Speaker 1: Did you go you did? You gave us six point
Speaker 1: five to the last movie though, to camp Rock. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so then I will start. Okay, this wasn't a great movie.
Speaker 1: There's a lot wrong story wise with this movie. That
Speaker 1: being said, this was not an official dcom. This is
Speaker 1: this was this the bone of a d com. We
Speaker 1: are we are getting into what a d com is
Speaker 1: going to be. So when you have to bridge it
Speaker 1: from a after school special to a dcom, there is
Speaker 1: a bridge in between, and this, to me would be
Speaker 1: one of those movies. This a lot of times felt
Speaker 1: little after school specially, but then had very Disney dcom
Speaker 1: tropes and months at times. So that being said, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna give this. I'm gonna give this a five point
Speaker 1: five pretty pink pos.
Speaker 2: I think we're gonna try to do this like quarter
Speaker 2: marks too. I think you're gonna say five mint.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say five.
Speaker 2: Say that I do.
Speaker 1: You could do halves, you could do halves, you can't
Speaker 1: do quarters. I get it, I get it. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: do a five five and a half because and people
Speaker 1: are gonna be like, you're kidding, you're ranking.
Speaker 2: This higher than right now five and a half.
Speaker 1: I did pretty pink pose, okay. I people are gonna
Speaker 1: be like, you're really ranking this higher than Camp Rock.
Speaker 1: I'm giving this more leeway than Camp Rock because it
Speaker 1: had nothing to come pair itself to yet. That's why
Speaker 1: I'm giving it a little bit more away. It's Disney
Speaker 1: is still finding its voice in the Disney Channel Movie World,
Speaker 1: and this was a swing and an attempt at It
Speaker 1: wasn't a great one, but it also wasn't an awful one.
Speaker 1: It was a decent cast. Yes, it's a good story.
Speaker 1: Idea ghost from the fifties befriends a kid from the
Speaker 1: nineties to help solve something that had Okay, good total
Speaker 1: Disney Channel. Also, I think they.
Speaker 2: Took on some of those topics.
Speaker 1: Yes, head on.
Speaker 2: I mean again, I don't remember a ton, but I
Speaker 2: can't imagine. During that time was very comfortable for people
Speaker 2: to really talk about stuff, and on a Disney level,
Speaker 2: like how do you do that? Not to teenagers necessarily
Speaker 2: it's like right under preteen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, five point five to six pretty much is what
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say. That's that's where I am. And I
Speaker 1: think I think it's I think it earned.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think there were Again, I'm gonna agree with
Speaker 2: you with a lot of the out of the holes,
Speaker 2: something like the charm bracelet getting pulled up on a
Speaker 2: fishing line. Those kinds of things were I feel like
Speaker 2: we could have done again have easily been like quickly
Speaker 2: fixed to make it not weird. But I did like it.
Speaker 2: I think it just prove the main actress. She was
Speaker 2: just so cute to me. Both they were such a
Speaker 2: cute coupling together. I think I'm gonna go with a
Speaker 2: solid six.
Speaker 1: Okay around Oh you added rhinestones? Geez, like the boat.
Speaker 1: There you go. I thought there are real diamonds. I
Speaker 1: thought you'd never wear a hinestone, but those were real.
Speaker 2: The detail.
Speaker 1: I think, so yeah, I can see that. I could.
Speaker 1: I could go six to like I said, five minutes six,
Speaker 1: it's right around that.
Speaker 2: I did love it. I do not agree with the
Speaker 2: five star review. I will not be watching this on
Speaker 2: a replay. This is not fresh.
Speaker 1: Strangely enough, though, I absolutely agree with the one star
Speaker 1: review of the Susi Q Cake We're Hostess.
Speaker 2: Get it Together?
Speaker 1: Oh my Well, thank you so much for joining us.
Speaker 1: Our next movie up is and I'm gonna say that
Speaker 1: next movie up is two thousands Up, Up and Away,
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