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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred duy away? Not

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Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice.

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Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: you call one eight hundred duy away. It's another Jewels

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Speaker 1: on the twenties. I'm moving point five. Hello, Yes, how

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Speaker 1: I was looking for Michelle. This is Michell. Hey Michelle,

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Speaker 1: this is Douglas. I'm a new job. Share why y'all

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Speaker 1: on maternity to leave? How you doing? Oh high? I'm well,

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Speaker 1: thank you. Well, it's just a pleasure to meet you.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. It's a shame we didn't meet in person.

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Speaker 1: Has to be this way over the phone. But hello,

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Speaker 1: and how do you do? I'm fine? Thank you? How

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Speaker 1: can I help you? Well? How's the new mom holding up? Oh? Well,

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Speaker 1: sometimes I'm a little tired, but I love my bundle

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Speaker 1: of joy. I bet you don't miss coming in this

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Speaker 1: office at all? Yeah, um, well, I am enjoying spending

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Speaker 1: time with my daughter, but yeah, sometimes I miss work.

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Speaker 1: Well I wouldn't miss it one bit. I mean, especially

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Speaker 1: when you have co workers like Catherine sitting right next

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Speaker 1: to you. Am I all right? Um? I'm sorry, I

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Speaker 1: mean she Waltz is in here every morning like she

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Speaker 1: is just miss thing, and I'm like, you ain't nothing special.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure y'all felt the same way many times. And

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Speaker 1: have you seen the car she's been driving lately? Um? No,

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Speaker 1: I can't say that. I Well, next time you in,

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Speaker 1: take a look, because there's no way she can afford

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Speaker 1: a car like that on a salary like hers. Who

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Speaker 1: you think she's shacking up with? She gotta shacking up

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Speaker 1: with somebody. Don't you think I'm sort of sugar daddy

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Speaker 1: situation going on there? For sure? Um, I don't know

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Speaker 1: anything about that, and I wouldn't know anything about that. Well,

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Speaker 1: I doubt she wants be to really know about it,

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Speaker 1: but it's obvious. And don't you even get me started

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Speaker 1: on Freeda girl. What's wrong with Freeda? Well? For one,

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure she had some work done below the belt,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah. I don't know personally if it's

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Speaker 1: butt injections or something, but I do know something looks

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Speaker 1: different down there, and it does not look normal. Oh okay,

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Speaker 1: but sain't supposed to bubble like that. I thought maybe

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Speaker 1: we're calling to ask me something about work or talk

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Speaker 1: about work since you're helping out while I'm gone, I'm

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Speaker 1: definitely calling about work, that is for sure. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I really don't want to bad mouth people at work.

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Speaker 1: Oh neither do I. Yeah, neither do. I. Did you

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Speaker 1: have something you want to say that was negative? I

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Speaker 1: mean you can say it to me. I'm a job

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Speaker 1: share If you want to bad somebody, I won't say

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Speaker 1: a word. No, I don't, Actually I don't. I mean,

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Speaker 1: you wouldn't want to be like Tasha. Tasha ya, y'all

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Speaker 1: know Tasha right? Yes, I don't even know if I

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Speaker 1: should tell you this because you're a new mother and

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Speaker 1: everything else. But she called you a busy body. Tasha

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Speaker 1: said that that's right. She said you were a busybody.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, excuse me, who the hell do

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Speaker 1: you think you are? I stood up for you. I

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Speaker 1: said that woman just had a baby. You should show

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Speaker 1: some respect. Oh my god, that's right. I got right

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Speaker 1: in her face, and I was shaking a finger right

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Speaker 1: in her face, almost made it a full hand and

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Speaker 1: slapped the taste right out of a mouth. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I said, you don't talk about my job share partner

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Speaker 1: like that, Tasha. I said it to a loud and clear.

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Speaker 1: So you're welcome. Oh my god, Oh my god. I

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Speaker 1: couldn't believe she said it. I think that maybe I

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Speaker 1: should talk to Terry before we have another conversation. Terry

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Speaker 1: with the Flagelen's problem. Wow, I'm sure y'all have noticed

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Speaker 1: that one does. This is kind of out a line. Well,

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Speaker 1: I think it's out a line. That he walks up

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Speaker 1: and down these hallways just cropped us in. Every employee

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Speaker 1: I have heard him tooths was practically every step he makes.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what he's eating, but oh well, yes

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Speaker 1: I know. And he's got a big flashlens problem. She

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Speaker 1: you mean she has a big fat flashlens. I see.

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Speaker 1: I didn't even know. She's fought like a man. That's

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying. That's man, Gas Douglas. It's obvious that

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Speaker 1: you don't know who Terry is. So who are you really? Well,

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Speaker 1: my name is Jewil, and I just screwed up this

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Speaker 1: prank phone call because I didn't do enough research to

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Speaker 1: find out that Terry was not a man. And that

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Speaker 1: is what I am ashamed, and I'm so sorry about that.

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Speaker 1: I don't what do you mean? I mean that this

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Speaker 1: is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewbil in the morning

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Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you and your boss Terry

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Speaker 1: set you up. Yeah, it's it's a joke. Apparently for

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Speaker 1: some reason, I thought Terry was a dude because I

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Speaker 1: just got the emails and stuff. But she says she

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Speaker 1: misses you on maternity leave and wanted to play a

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Speaker 1: joke on you when you were talking about key and flatulence.

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Speaker 1: I was like, wait, what is going on. She did

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Speaker 1: mention that in an email, which I thought was unprofessional.

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Speaker 1: She said, will you do it phone tap? I'm a coworker,

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Speaker 1: also mentioned my flatulence problem. I thought that was strange.

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Speaker 1: I was so confused. Well, obviously obviously I was too

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Speaker 1: weeke up every morning with twenty two points.