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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame day mornings on the twenties. Hello, yes, hello,

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Speaker 1: my name is Ted Devereaux. I'm calling from geek Squad

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Speaker 1: and I have a computer for Ethan in my position

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Speaker 1: right now that he was having worked on. Is this Ethan?

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Speaker 2: Yes, this is Ethan.

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Speaker 1: What how do we doing today, Ethan? I'm fine, it

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Speaker 1: is just wonderful. You know what I'm doing pretty swell. Actually,

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Speaker 1: thank you very much for asking. You know, a lot

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Speaker 1: of people don't really ask you about how days. They

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Speaker 1: just like, where's my computers? My computer done? Can I

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Speaker 1: get my computer fix? They don't often ask us about

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Speaker 1: our day, So thank you very much for asking. That's

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Speaker 1: fair kind of e.

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Speaker 2: We think, yeah, no problem. Is my computer done? Well?

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Speaker 1: Yes, actually it is. It is very done.

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Speaker 2: Like, okay, so can I come pick it up?

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Speaker 1: Well, that is what I just needed to call you

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Speaker 1: to talk about a little something with your computer first. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So I guess that's the best way to say this. So, sometimes,

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Speaker 1: you know, when you're working on things in the setting

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Speaker 1: where there's other people around, sometimes someone will leave some

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Speaker 1: sort of beverage or something like that on the counter.

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Speaker 1: And then every once in a while, you'll be working

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Speaker 1: away on the computer and you won't notice it, and

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Speaker 1: then you'll knock it over and go all over the

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Speaker 1: computer and anyway, I'll just get to the point. So

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Speaker 1: that computer is dead and that computer is gone now

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Speaker 1: and I'm so sorry about this.

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Speaker 2: Well, you had a beverage and my computers ruined.

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Speaker 1: Well it's yes, it's yes. Your computer is dead and gone.

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Speaker 1: And now I'm so sorry about this. But I would

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Speaker 1: like to make it better if I could.

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Speaker 2: And there's there's it's worse shape than when I brought

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Speaker 2: it in, and there's nothing you can do.

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Speaker 1: Well, it is, yes, it is. It is in way

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Speaker 1: worse shape. So there was there was a liquid that

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Speaker 1: was spilled on it, and then when the liquor is

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Speaker 1: spilled on it, I kind of like, I kind of

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Speaker 1: freaked out a little bit, and then I tossed it

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Speaker 1: over my shoulders. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to make sure you guys aren't drinking on

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Speaker 2: the job or anything. It was so copy would give

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Speaker 2: the opposite of the job.

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Speaker 1: So I want to make sure you stick quit or

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Speaker 1: like Cirk one of my co workers, Randy, he's always

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Speaker 1: leaving his coffee cups all willingly about the office, which

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Speaker 1: I think is just it is filthy and it's ridiculous,

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Speaker 1: and I'm.

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Speaker 2: So I brought my computer for you to fix it,

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Speaker 2: and Randy Randy broke it.

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Speaker 1: Well, not exactly, Tiffany broke it. He drives the folk lift.

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Speaker 2: Why do you need Why is Tiffany the forklift to

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Speaker 2: work on my computer?

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Speaker 1: Well, no, that's not exactly what happened. So the liquid

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Speaker 1: had spilled on the computer. I knocked it over. It

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Speaker 1: had spilled on the computer. It startled me. I tossed

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Speaker 1: it over my shoulder, and Tiffany just happened to be

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Speaker 1: driving the forklift by at the same time, just bad time,

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Speaker 1: and I guess and she ran right over your computer

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Speaker 1: and just completely snatched it to pieces. And so that

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Speaker 1: computer is dead and gone. I'm so so sorry about

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Speaker 1: this anyway, So, yes, I understand that you're frustrated, because

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Speaker 1: I would be also frustrated if somebody had dead gone

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Speaker 1: my computer when I did not want a dead gown.

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Speaker 1: But we do have an iPad many that we would

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Speaker 1: love to just give to you.

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Speaker 2: I gave you a MacBook Pro, you broke my MacBook Pro.

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Speaker 2: If you offered me a iPad many, I need to

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Speaker 2: speak to a manager or a post you.

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Speaker 1: Know, I think if I could give you a little

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Speaker 1: if I of my grandma that she always gave me

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Speaker 1: in these situation.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, unless your grandma has a better MacBook Pro like

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Speaker 2: in front of me right now, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Well, I always said, she always said, you always see

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Speaker 1: what you're looking at, and so that's what I mean.

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Speaker 1: You know, I don't.

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Speaker 2: Even know what any of that means. I'm coming over

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Speaker 2: with you.

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Speaker 1: You always see what you're looking at. So if you're

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Speaker 1: looking at the bad parts of things, you don't see

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Speaker 1: the bad parts of things. If you're looking at the

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Speaker 1: good part, well that would be a bad part of thing.

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Speaker 1: But if you think about it, that MacBook was so big,

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Speaker 1: and this iPad Many it is so slim and trim

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Speaker 1: and could fit in any kind of bag, you won't.

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Speaker 2: Oh, you know what I'm getting in my car right now,

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Speaker 2: I'm heading over. I'm getting all your inspired and I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna shove that iPad many so far up your Well.

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Speaker 1: Then I'll just let you know. This is a prank

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Speaker 1: phone Caliday, and this is actually Jubil from the Jewbel

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Speaker 1: Show doing a phone prank on you and your cousin

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Speaker 1: Tim set you up.

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Speaker 2: Oh are you kidding?

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Speaker 1: It's a joke, Oh bab. He said you had to

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Speaker 1: have your MacBook fixed in a still at the Geek Squad,

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Speaker 1: and he wanted me to say they broke it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Well now I got to go destroy Tim's laptop.

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Speaker 1: Okay, wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks, we

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Speaker 1: say mornings on the twenties.