WEBVTT - Second Date Update Classic: Saved By The Shrimp 0:00:00.280 --> 0:00:02.160 All right, we hope we're kicking off your weekend with 0:00:02.200 --> 0:00:04.480 a little laugh this morning. Thanks for finding the Second 0:00:04.519 --> 0:00:06.800 Date Update podcast with Brooke and Jeffrey. 0:00:06.440 --> 0:00:06.920 In the Morning. 0:00:07.480 --> 0:00:10.600 There's a lot of people stealing our stuff lately and 0:00:10.720 --> 0:00:14.400 reposting it, so I truly appreciate you coming to the original. 0:00:14.440 --> 0:00:17.880 Oh yeah that you found like us US Yes not yeah, 0:00:17.880 --> 0:00:22.720 not the off brand US with photo That's what I 0:00:22.760 --> 0:00:24.720 was about to say, the photos that made Brook like 0:00:24.840 --> 0:00:25.520 eighty years. 0:00:25.360 --> 0:00:28.400 Along, so dirty and so late. 0:00:29.920 --> 0:00:33.680 God, all right, so you're here. 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Here's your Second Date Update. 0:01:02.880 --> 0:01:03.639 It starts right now. 0:01:03.760 --> 0:01:08.200 Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning Second Date updates you guys. 0:01:08.240 --> 0:01:12.040 Ever heard of the Rocky dating act hack? Yeah, dating hack. 0:01:12.319 --> 0:01:13.600 A lot of guys use it when they're about to 0:01:13.640 --> 0:01:16.720 meet up with someone. You show up to the restaurant 0:01:16.800 --> 0:01:20.240 ten minutes early, slide into the bathroom. You get down 0:01:20.280 --> 0:01:23.400 on the floor and bust out of tight fifty push ups, 0:01:23.800 --> 0:01:26.280 so your chest gets nice and swollen. 0:01:27.000 --> 0:01:28.759 You're on the floor of the bathroom. 0:01:29.120 --> 0:01:33.280 Yeah, Rocky does it in like a meat cloth. Yeah, 0:01:33.480 --> 0:01:38.679 you're with a bunch of meat close like a group 0:01:38.720 --> 0:01:41.600 workout in there, and then your tape shows up. They 0:01:41.640 --> 0:01:45.880 see you all puffed out in masculine and suddenly they're thinking, Wow, 0:01:46.080 --> 0:01:49.320 I didn't know I was on a date with secret hercules. 0:01:49.560 --> 0:01:53.160 All right, don't shake his hands, popping girl. 0:01:53.320 --> 0:01:55.600 Yeah, by the urinals, that's for you. 0:01:55.880 --> 0:01:58.120 One of our listeners emailed us saying he didn't just 0:01:58.200 --> 0:02:02.000 do push ups, he squeezed in an entire workout before 0:02:02.040 --> 0:02:05.880 his date and he's worried maybe he may have overdone it. 0:02:06.320 --> 0:02:08.760 So Jack is his name? Jack? Do you think you 0:02:08.800 --> 0:02:10.240 were too yoked for your date? 0:02:10.720 --> 0:02:12.800 He jacked up? Jeffery, is it. 0:02:12.880 --> 0:02:14.079 Jacked up like that? 0:02:14.480 --> 0:02:17.120 I'm gonna do that Rocky trick from that lawn. I 0:02:17.120 --> 0:02:18.120 think that's the way I'm. 0:02:17.960 --> 0:02:18.520 Going to do it. 0:02:20.320 --> 0:02:23.679 Can't you guys run some stairs or do something outside instead? 0:02:24.000 --> 0:02:25.720 Not if you really care about this person. 0:02:26.680 --> 0:02:28.200 Yeah, I didn't work out in the bathroom. 0:02:29.280 --> 0:02:32.040 Oh that's mistake number one. We're going to call that 0:02:32.400 --> 0:02:32.919 all right. 0:02:33.760 --> 0:02:35.320 What'd you do, Jim? 0:02:35.400 --> 0:02:36.080 Gross? 0:02:36.600 --> 0:02:39.040 Yes, I worked out it a Jim. 0:02:39.320 --> 0:02:42.480 It was a pretty intense workout, and uh, I showered. 0:02:42.560 --> 0:02:44.799 I rushed straight over to the restaurant. 0:02:44.440 --> 0:02:44.920 To meet her. 0:02:46.480 --> 0:02:49.760 I know, after a big workout, like I will shower 0:02:49.800 --> 0:02:52.160 and then I'll still be sweating for the next half hour. 0:02:52.600 --> 0:02:53.639 Is that your issue? 0:02:53.960 --> 0:02:55.639 No, I mean I sweat, definitely. 0:02:55.680 --> 0:02:59.160 I blasted Dac in my car, but once I arrived, 0:02:59.160 --> 0:03:00.880 I could tell that I would totally drained. 0:03:00.919 --> 0:03:03.760 It's just got a little tired for the day. We 0:03:03.840 --> 0:03:06.000 haven't gotten the girls name that you met up with yet. 0:03:06.040 --> 0:03:06.640 What's her name? 0:03:07.080 --> 0:03:07.600 Courtney? 0:03:07.800 --> 0:03:09.520 Courtney? Okay, So what. 0:03:09.480 --> 0:03:11.440 Was that first interaction like then with her? 0:03:11.520 --> 0:03:12.680 If you were exhausted? 0:03:13.240 --> 0:03:15.640 Well, it was great. I mean she was great. She 0:03:15.760 --> 0:03:18.760 was really nice. She got into our conversation, she was 0:03:18.960 --> 0:03:21.000 asking me a lot of questions. 0:03:20.680 --> 0:03:21.359 And its good. 0:03:21.880 --> 0:03:22.320 It was. 0:03:22.440 --> 0:03:24.840 It was good, But I felt bad because I couldn't 0:03:24.919 --> 0:03:27.160 keep up my other side because again, I was just 0:03:27.440 --> 0:03:29.360 I was like a wilted piece of lettuce sitting on 0:03:29.400 --> 0:03:30.360 an old, musty burger. 0:03:30.960 --> 0:03:33.960 Oh wow, that is quite the analogy. 0:03:34.040 --> 0:03:35.840 Yeah, did you get food? 0:03:38.400 --> 0:03:39.640 Well, this is the thing. 0:03:39.760 --> 0:03:42.160 We ended up going to this restaurant that is a 0:03:42.200 --> 0:03:44.320 great restaurant, but it's a little slow. 0:03:44.760 --> 0:03:45.800 But the good thing was. 0:03:45.800 --> 0:03:49.920 Is that I can always dip into my energy emergency reserves. 0:03:50.320 --> 0:03:51.160 What is that? 0:03:52.840 --> 0:03:55.600 So I always carry this thing around just in case 0:03:55.640 --> 0:03:58.320 I ever need it, and I definitely needed it. But 0:03:58.680 --> 0:04:01.480 I have a can of pre cooked shrimp. 0:04:01.920 --> 0:04:06.640 You're going to say, caffeine pills. 0:04:06.960 --> 0:04:08.760 Why you like coffee? 0:04:09.160 --> 0:04:11.480 Yeah, you know, it does nothing for me. I needed 0:04:11.480 --> 0:04:12.080 the protein. 0:04:13.560 --> 0:04:16.719 After you work out, you need nutrients, not just caffeine. 0:04:16.800 --> 0:04:19.840 Did you pop a tin of shrimp at the tables? 0:04:20.760 --> 0:04:22.720 Yeah, kind of, not exactly. 0:04:25.240 --> 0:04:27.960 I first asked our waiter if the kitchen could open 0:04:28.000 --> 0:04:28.960 the can of shrimp and. 0:04:29.279 --> 0:04:30.000 Keep it classy. 0:04:30.600 --> 0:04:35.039 Yeah, okay, and the waiter kindly said, no, they can't 0:04:35.040 --> 0:04:35.320 do that. 0:04:35.720 --> 0:04:39.320 Yeah, you can't bring your own food into the restaurant 0:04:39.320 --> 0:04:40.360 and have them cook it for you. 0:04:40.720 --> 0:04:42.240 A cortgage feefine. 0:04:43.400 --> 0:04:46.520 Well, eventually I convinced them to bring it to me, 0:04:47.040 --> 0:04:50.560 the can opener, that is, And I said, it's kind 0:04:50.560 --> 0:04:55.040 of urgent. It's an emergency, you know, really shrimp emergency. 0:04:55.480 --> 0:04:56.400 What is your face? 0:04:56.480 --> 0:04:56.600 Like? 0:04:57.040 --> 0:04:57.840 Where is she at? 0:04:57.920 --> 0:04:59.560 What's her vibe when you're doing all this? 0:05:01.560 --> 0:05:03.520 I don't know. I mean, maybe that's why she's not 0:05:03.600 --> 0:05:04.159 called me back. 0:05:04.200 --> 0:05:07.200 But you know, the rest of the date was really awesome, 0:05:07.240 --> 0:05:09.320 and I think she was pretty cool about it, like 0:05:09.400 --> 0:05:10.240 she understood. 0:05:10.279 --> 0:05:12.719 And I just can't imagine how stinky that is. 0:05:12.880 --> 0:05:15.400 I can't imagine how turned on she must have done 0:05:16.240 --> 0:05:17.839 down that shrimp right at the table. 0:05:17.839 --> 0:05:20.159 Oh, maybe she wanted you to offer her some. Maybe 0:05:20.200 --> 0:05:22.000 that's what she's calling you back. 0:05:22.040 --> 0:05:23.000 Did you offer her an? 0:05:24.360 --> 0:05:24.800 I did. 0:05:25.000 --> 0:05:29.480 I did offer some, She politely declined, Yeah, sure, gentlemen. 0:05:29.680 --> 0:05:30.920 Her cocktail sauce at home. 0:05:31.240 --> 0:05:32.320 Yeah. 0:05:32.400 --> 0:05:35.520 I know it sounds bad, but I was depleted of protein. 0:05:35.800 --> 0:05:36.960 I needed it. 0:05:36.960 --> 0:05:38.359 It's like one of those things like why didn't you 0:05:38.400 --> 0:05:41.320 got your car or just any other protein, eat your 0:05:41.960 --> 0:05:43.599 any other I guarantee. 0:05:43.160 --> 0:05:44.919 She's not thinking, oh, I can't wait to kiss this 0:05:44.960 --> 0:05:47.520 guy later after his canned shrimp. 0:05:47.800 --> 0:05:50.200 You were saying that after the shrimp, after you downed it, 0:05:50.240 --> 0:05:52.279 you felt better and things got back on track. 0:05:52.920 --> 0:05:54.279 Yeah, everything was great. 0:05:54.360 --> 0:05:56.720 You know, we were ritting about our favorite movies and 0:05:56.880 --> 0:06:00.400 shows and we were making each other laugh. So I 0:06:00.440 --> 0:06:02.279 really believe that the shrimp saved the date. 0:06:02.440 --> 0:06:07.599 Oh the shrimp. Well, okay, so that's not what was wrong. 0:06:07.680 --> 0:06:08.600 That was what was right. 0:06:09.720 --> 0:06:12.839 Thank god for your emergency shrimp. How did the night end. 0:06:13.680 --> 0:06:18.919 With a hug and talk about another gate and sign? 0:06:19.520 --> 0:06:21.720 I think so too, And I'm a little shocked, like 0:06:21.880 --> 0:06:25.440 she's not getting back to me, really weird. 0:06:26.320 --> 0:06:28.640 Well, are you going to need to down some shrimp 0:06:28.680 --> 0:06:29.760 before we make the phone call? 0:06:29.839 --> 0:06:30.680 Are you feeling okay? 0:06:31.080 --> 0:06:33.159 Jeez, I'm proteined up, don't worry. 0:06:33.279 --> 0:06:36.240 I don't appreciate the snarky attitude coming from my co 0:06:36.480 --> 0:06:38.480 host and the skepticism over there. 0:06:38.440 --> 0:06:41.320 Timing man, like you had time between the gym and 0:06:41.360 --> 0:06:43.920 the showering and the driving to have done the shrimp 0:06:44.000 --> 0:06:45.120 without it being said. 0:06:45.160 --> 0:06:48.240 He's proteined up now he's probably four eggs and seven clams. 0:06:51.520 --> 0:06:54.560 I recognize that it wasn't the ideal time, but I 0:06:54.680 --> 0:06:57.880 explained everything to her and why it works for me, 0:06:58.520 --> 0:07:04.480 and she understood, Oh that's good. 0:07:03.800 --> 0:07:07.160 After that, well, I don't know how you're feeling right now, 0:07:07.200 --> 0:07:09.440 but if you have to blend up a little seafood 0:07:09.480 --> 0:07:13.040 smoothie for yourself, well come back. We're gonna call Courtney 0:07:13.200 --> 0:07:15.760 and try and get you your second date update right 0:07:15.800 --> 0:07:16.160 after this. 0:07:16.320 --> 0:07:18.560 Okay, I just took out an oyster thing. 0:07:19.920 --> 0:07:22.040 Oh it's gonna get romantic too. All right, we're gonna 0:07:22.080 --> 0:07:22.480 do it next. 0:07:22.480 --> 0:07:26.040 Hold on, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning second date update. 0:07:27.440 --> 0:07:30.560 I know whenever I need a quick protein verse stop. 0:07:31.440 --> 0:07:34.240 I turned to the sea and all of her bounty. 0:07:34.880 --> 0:07:36.400 Come on, I. 0:07:36.320 --> 0:07:37.920 Think the song is right for it. 0:07:38.080 --> 0:07:40.360 Yeah, it's say to say. Oh listener, Jack is a 0:07:40.400 --> 0:07:43.160 seafood lover because he busted out a can of pre 0:07:43.280 --> 0:07:45.840 cooked shrimp in the middle of his first date because 0:07:45.840 --> 0:07:49.320 he was feeling depleted after an intense workout right before, 0:07:50.000 --> 0:07:52.880 and shrimp apparently is a great source of protein if 0:07:52.920 --> 0:07:55.360 you're in a pinch Yep, did I not say shrimp? 0:07:55.400 --> 0:07:57.240 I don't know. I didn't hear you. 0:07:57.360 --> 0:08:00.720 Yeah, Brooke is trying to forget this entire thing. 0:08:01.080 --> 0:08:02.080 It's like you're at a restaurant. 0:08:02.080 --> 0:08:04.200 You couldn't have waited the ten minutes more to get 0:08:04.200 --> 0:08:04.960 the appetizer. 0:08:05.440 --> 0:08:08.200 Apparently the service is too slow at the restaurant where 0:08:08.200 --> 0:08:10.400 they were at. Jack even himself admits it might have 0:08:10.440 --> 0:08:12.800 seemed a little bit odd, but the shrimp ended up 0:08:12.880 --> 0:08:15.240 saving the day for him because those little prawns got 0:08:15.320 --> 0:08:18.520 everything back on track. Yeah, they did. Afterwards, him and 0:08:18.560 --> 0:08:21.559 Courtney had a great time together at the restaurant. Jack, 0:08:21.760 --> 0:08:24.360 I appreciate the tip. And how would you feel if 0:08:24.400 --> 0:08:26.040 I told you right now we're getting a lot of 0:08:26.040 --> 0:08:28.480 text into seven eighty five, nine to two from dudes 0:08:28.520 --> 0:08:30.480 who are saying they're going to start doing the same 0:08:30.560 --> 0:08:35.040 thing on their dates. Yeah, emergency shrimp stash, any sea life, 0:08:35.080 --> 0:08:36.200 I mean ce cucumbers. 0:08:36.240 --> 0:08:38.560 It'd be good for our options of having a lot 0:08:38.559 --> 0:08:39.160 of second dates. 0:08:39.600 --> 0:08:41.840 Trump setter, Jack, Well. 0:08:41.720 --> 0:08:44.319 I appreciate that. That's affirmation right there, So we. 0:08:44.280 --> 0:08:46.800 Got we all remember she's not calling it back right like, 0:08:46.840 --> 0:08:47.520 we all remember that. 0:08:47.920 --> 0:08:51.240 Yeah, we gotta follow his instructions. 0:08:51.240 --> 0:08:54.080 Okay, it's like two steps back, one step forward. Is 0:08:54.080 --> 0:08:54.760 that where we're at? 0:08:55.440 --> 0:08:59.360 You were for single Yeah, I'm optimistic for you, Jack. Yeah, 0:08:59.440 --> 0:09:01.040 I know we're giving you a hard time about it, 0:09:01.080 --> 0:09:03.120 but I could see it was an emergency. 0:09:02.640 --> 0:09:04.360 Right, you know. I think it is. 0:09:05.120 --> 0:09:05.439 It was. 0:09:05.640 --> 0:09:12.520 Yeah, it's a joke, but let's just call it Courtney. 0:09:12.520 --> 0:09:14.040 We'll see what she has to say. Try and get 0:09:14.040 --> 0:09:16.960 you hooked up with her one more time. Okay, emotion 0:09:17.360 --> 0:09:22.960 all right, Okay, we need to help Jack. Okay, I'm 0:09:23.000 --> 0:09:28.000 down your number Shellfish. Okay, Jack, I'm not very optimistic. 0:09:38.679 --> 0:09:38.959 Hello. 0:09:40.040 --> 0:09:41.160 Hey, we're looking for Courtney. 0:09:42.559 --> 0:09:43.360 This is Courtney. 0:09:43.800 --> 0:09:46.160 Hey, Courtney. Well, you're on a radio show right now. 0:09:46.200 --> 0:09:48.440 It's called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. 0:09:48.440 --> 0:09:49.320 Are you doing Courtney? 0:09:51.200 --> 0:09:51.440 Hello? 0:09:52.320 --> 0:09:52.640 Are you there? 0:09:53.120 --> 0:09:53.440 Hang up? 0:09:54.120 --> 0:09:58.120 I'm here just processing. 0:09:58.440 --> 0:09:58.640 Yeah. 0:09:58.640 --> 0:10:01.400 I know that's a lot coming at you. You never 0:10:01.440 --> 0:10:02.199 answered our question. 0:10:03.200 --> 0:10:05.320 I didn't I didn't hear it. Is this a joke? 0:10:05.760 --> 0:10:08.600 No, No, this is a segment that we do call 0:10:08.640 --> 0:10:12.200 the second Date Update. Okay, and we're trying to help 0:10:12.200 --> 0:10:14.080 out one of our listeners that you went out on 0:10:14.120 --> 0:10:20.720 a date with recently named Jack. Oh yeah, yeah remember Jack? 0:10:21.320 --> 0:10:23.679 Uh huh oh okay? 0:10:23.760 --> 0:10:25.040 Is that enthused? 0:10:27.240 --> 0:10:30.480 So this is like you're calling me and then you 0:10:30.520 --> 0:10:31.240 want me to go on. 0:10:31.200 --> 0:10:35.679 A second date kind of Well, you know, basically, we've 0:10:35.720 --> 0:10:37.920 talked to Jack a little bit. He told us about 0:10:37.960 --> 0:10:40.480 the time that you two spent together at the restaurant. 0:10:41.440 --> 0:10:43.280 He says, he's tried to reach you a few times 0:10:43.320 --> 0:10:44.839 and you're not getting back to him. So we're just 0:10:44.880 --> 0:10:46.600 trying to help give him a little bit of clarity 0:10:46.800 --> 0:10:50.400 if there was something bad that happened, if something's going 0:10:50.440 --> 0:10:52.400 on in your life. We just don't know. 0:10:52.800 --> 0:10:53.800 My life is great. 0:10:54.440 --> 0:10:54.920 That's good. 0:10:55.000 --> 0:10:56.720 Okay, where do you go, Courtney? 0:10:56.920 --> 0:10:57.839 Did you like Jack? 0:10:59.240 --> 0:11:01.000 I saw Jack was a nice guy. 0:11:01.880 --> 0:11:02.600 That's a good thing. 0:11:02.800 --> 0:11:04.880 I feel like there's a butt Courtney, Like, what's the 0:11:05.040 --> 0:11:05.800 he's a nice guy. 0:11:05.880 --> 0:11:09.080 But did he tell you about the shrimp? 0:11:09.480 --> 0:11:10.280 Oh? 0:11:10.320 --> 0:11:16.280 Well, yeah, talk that happened that there was a can 0:11:16.320 --> 0:11:17.440 of shrimp that came out. 0:11:17.840 --> 0:11:19.960 And there was a lot of questioning on our end, 0:11:20.120 --> 0:11:21.760 like about his timing. 0:11:21.920 --> 0:11:22.920 I'll show that, but. 0:11:22.880 --> 0:11:25.600 From our understanding, it was like an emergency where he 0:11:25.760 --> 0:11:27.640 needed to do it or else the date was going 0:11:27.720 --> 0:11:28.360 to really tank. 0:11:28.600 --> 0:11:31.400 That's what he said, you know, And I understood that, 0:11:31.559 --> 0:11:33.880 and I think, like I said, I think he's a 0:11:33.960 --> 0:11:34.640 nice guy. 0:11:34.840 --> 0:11:37.760 Can you walk us through like the shrimp moment? Like 0:11:37.840 --> 0:11:40.040 this guy pulls out a can of shrimp that. 0:11:40.160 --> 0:11:43.480 Well, we're sitting at the table and so then he 0:11:43.559 --> 0:11:47.679 flags down the waiter and he's like, it's an emergency 0:11:47.760 --> 0:11:51.160 and his body needs protein, and I just feel like 0:11:51.240 --> 0:11:54.520 I'm on a TV show or something. I'm looking around 0:11:54.559 --> 0:11:58.400 to see if there are cameras. The waiter is as 0:11:58.679 --> 0:12:03.840 perplexed as I am, and he got the can opener finally, 0:12:05.240 --> 0:12:05.920 and Jack. 0:12:05.760 --> 0:12:07.000 Opens it right there. 0:12:07.640 --> 0:12:11.720 Sure, And we hadn't gotten far enough in the date 0:12:11.800 --> 0:12:14.240 for me to even tell him I'm a vegetarian. 0:12:14.520 --> 0:12:19.600 Oh oh no, that doesn't help eating tiny animals right 0:12:19.640 --> 0:12:20.320 in front of you. 0:12:20.400 --> 0:12:22.400 But he doesn't know what about you. 0:12:22.400 --> 0:12:25.240 No, And absolutely he's not trying to be rude or 0:12:25.280 --> 0:12:27.599 anything like that, But it was it was more that 0:12:27.880 --> 0:12:33.600 I couldn't see myself with somebody who's opening a can 0:12:33.640 --> 0:12:35.960 of shrimp at the restaurant. 0:12:37.200 --> 0:12:39.160 Of cauliflower. Would you have been happier? 0:12:39.920 --> 0:12:41.680 It would? It would have been less awkward. 0:12:41.760 --> 0:12:44.720 Probably, you can't see yourself with a man who carries 0:12:44.760 --> 0:12:46.240 emergency shrimp in his pocket. 0:12:46.960 --> 0:12:49.000 That's not shrimp shame, that's not fair. 0:12:49.320 --> 0:12:52.679 As I was trying to see past the shrimp. He 0:12:52.840 --> 0:12:57.480 then proceeded to reach in his pocket and pull out 0:12:57.520 --> 0:12:58.320 a boiled egg. 0:12:59.040 --> 0:13:01.920 Wait, yeah, hardbild egg too. 0:13:02.040 --> 0:13:04.319 You about shrimp and eggs and straight protein. 0:13:04.400 --> 0:13:07.920 He pulled an egg out of his pocket. 0:13:07.920 --> 0:13:10.200 The eggs, He's like, an addition of protein. 0:13:10.520 --> 0:13:11.760 Yeah, yeah, for real. 0:13:11.960 --> 0:13:14.400 He was like, oh man, man, I can't believe I 0:13:14.440 --> 0:13:17.480 forgot about this, which is, oh, I should have thought 0:13:17.520 --> 0:13:21.400 of this earlier. I'm so stupid, and now was just 0:13:22.760 --> 0:13:23.560 too much for me. 0:13:23.960 --> 0:13:25.960 Well, eggs are in his mouth on the date. There 0:13:26.040 --> 0:13:28.480 might be a little egg on his face as he's 0:13:28.520 --> 0:13:31.880 listening to this because you didn't know this, Courtney. But 0:13:32.440 --> 0:13:33.840 Jack's on the other line right now. 0:13:35.559 --> 0:13:37.959 What what are you talking about? 0:13:38.400 --> 0:13:40.040 Yeah, that's how this segment works. 0:13:40.320 --> 0:13:42.000 Sounds like he's in the background opening it up. 0:13:42.040 --> 0:13:43.760 Another kid, Jackie there. 0:13:43.880 --> 0:13:49.000 Oh yeah, yeah, hi Jacky. 0:13:48.720 --> 0:13:49.480 Hi Courtney. 0:13:50.360 --> 0:13:54.560 Yeah, I'm sorry that it was such an awkward start. Honestly, 0:13:54.640 --> 0:13:56.360 if there had been any other way for me to 0:13:56.440 --> 0:13:58.600 go about getting protein, I would have done that. 0:13:58.720 --> 0:14:00.640 But it was necessary. 0:14:00.760 --> 0:14:03.480 So, I mean, you were technically at a restaurant where 0:14:03.480 --> 0:14:08.120 you've bordered protein in pinch. But I understand chicken breast. 0:14:08.240 --> 0:14:10.959 You know your paying exit's an emergency. You do whatever 0:14:10.960 --> 0:14:12.120 you have to do, and. 0:14:12.520 --> 0:14:16.080 I understand that too, But I didn't think you would 0:14:16.080 --> 0:14:19.440 misunderstand me not responding. I thought it was pretty clear. 0:14:20.520 --> 0:14:23.600 Yeah, I mean I had a great time on the date, 0:14:23.680 --> 0:14:27.200 and yeah, maybe that that was a weird way to start, 0:14:27.280 --> 0:14:28.760 and so I apologize for that. 0:14:29.600 --> 0:14:32.160 I will say, to Jack's credit, like he's coming in 0:14:32.200 --> 0:14:37.200 pretty level headed after hearing I mean we were pretty. 0:14:36.880 --> 0:14:37.960 Brutal on him. 0:14:38.240 --> 0:14:40.280 That's a good point, Jack, What what is the frequency? How 0:14:40.360 --> 0:14:43.440 often do you need to dive into your emergency protein stash? 0:14:43.880 --> 0:14:44.760 I never thought of that. 0:14:44.800 --> 0:14:48.000 I mean, he's putting his pocket on the daily and forgetting. 0:14:51.840 --> 0:14:54.640 Here the whole time, two weeks old. 0:14:57.080 --> 0:15:00.200 It's called the emergency stash for a reason. It's it's 0:15:00.240 --> 0:15:01.840 a rare time that I go in there. So it 0:15:01.920 --> 0:15:07.440 really was, in my opinion, I can't open your emergency 0:15:07.520 --> 0:15:09.560 or get a pull tab or something like that. 0:15:11.800 --> 0:15:14.120 I just imagine them like being married way down the 0:15:14.160 --> 0:15:18.920 line and she's trying to help with laundry and in 0:15:19.040 --> 0:15:23.520 his pocket pulling out big legs of flail this starfish. 0:15:23.600 --> 0:15:24.400 What is going on? 0:15:25.960 --> 0:15:27.400 You guys aren't helping right now? 0:15:28.040 --> 0:15:30.840 I'm sorry, But if anything, Cortney, you can hear that 0:15:30.880 --> 0:15:33.600 he's being such a good sport about this. He admits 0:15:33.680 --> 0:15:35.880 that it wasn't the best to look for the first 0:15:36.000 --> 0:15:38.040 date he just didn't know what else to do. So 0:15:38.120 --> 0:15:40.320 if you're willing to give him another shot, we would 0:15:40.360 --> 0:15:42.520 love to send you out on a second date at 0:15:42.640 --> 0:15:43.360 Red Lobster. 0:15:43.680 --> 0:15:45.200 Oh, she's a vegetarian. 0:15:45.240 --> 0:15:45.800 What she can to do? 0:15:45.920 --> 0:15:46.400 Just eat the. 0:15:50.000 --> 0:15:53.280 I mean, Jack, I appreciate you, and I'm glad we 0:15:53.360 --> 0:15:56.440 can like laugh about this. And honestly, I'm sorry I 0:15:56.880 --> 0:16:02.280 didn't just tell you I was offended. Now I'm realizing 0:16:02.960 --> 0:16:06.480 how important it is to me that I date somebody 0:16:06.560 --> 0:16:11.400 that is also a vegetarian. Oh what So it kind 0:16:11.480 --> 0:16:14.120 of took this situation to the extreme, and that's that 0:16:14.240 --> 0:16:16.000 I realized, You know, what am I going to have 0:16:16.120 --> 0:16:21.680 in common with someone if our lifestyle habits don't add up? Yeah? 0:16:21.800 --> 0:16:24.400 I mean, look, I get it. I'm somebody who does 0:16:24.480 --> 0:16:26.600 this for my body, for my health. You do that 0:16:26.640 --> 0:16:28.600 for your body and your health, and I respect that. 0:16:28.680 --> 0:16:32.400 So I really wish you guys to reconsider it. Sounds 0:16:32.400 --> 0:16:34.680 like an excuse to me, Jack, Like she if she 0:16:34.760 --> 0:16:36.240 really felt that way, she probably would have told you 0:16:36.280 --> 0:16:42.360 it before the date happened. You turned her off from 0:16:42.520 --> 0:16:44.160 all meat eaters forever. 0:16:44.840 --> 0:16:50.280 It just takes everything you can apparently. 0:16:49.760 --> 0:16:54.600 All right, Jack, Well, I'm sorry, man. Remember there's always 0:16:54.760 --> 0:17:00.840 plenty of other fish in the sea, shrimp and stations, 0:17:01.480 --> 0:17:02.560 all that you can eat. 0:17:03.080 --> 0:17:03.880 It's a buffet. 0:17:04.400 --> 0:17:07.400 Yeah, a good albacore. 0:17:07.720 --> 0:17:15.320 Okay, Okay, Jeffrey in the morning, I'm surprised. 0:17:15.440 --> 0:17:18.040 I felt like I was in the minority calling her 0:17:18.119 --> 0:17:20.919 out for using an easy excuse to get out of 0:17:20.920 --> 0:17:21.560 the second date. 0:17:21.680 --> 0:17:24.200 No, I don't think it's an excuse. I really truly 0:17:24.200 --> 0:17:25.719 think that that was a revelation for her. 0:17:26.359 --> 0:17:30.920 Yeah, Like I think that she had an epiphany. 0:17:29.880 --> 0:17:32.840 I'm a vegetarian and I'm only going to date vegetarians. 0:17:32.920 --> 0:17:33.320 Yeah. 0:17:33.400 --> 0:17:35.840 I think that he made her realize that that's what 0:17:35.920 --> 0:17:36.359 she wanted. 0:17:36.480 --> 0:17:38.320 I smelt that shrimp and was like, I don't know. 0:17:39.000 --> 0:17:41.280 I feel like she if that was true. Like, if 0:17:41.320 --> 0:17:43.879 it's true, that's totally fine. But I feel like she 0:17:43.880 --> 0:17:46.639 would have said it at some point in her dating profile, 0:17:46.960 --> 0:17:49.720 or mentioned it during her date, or even after her date, 0:17:49.760 --> 0:17:50.600 at something point. 0:17:50.480 --> 0:17:51.960 Know that it was something she needed. 0:17:52.600 --> 0:17:55.840 It up with us until the very end of the call. 0:17:55.920 --> 0:17:58.000 She wanted to seem nice where we asked her out, 0:17:58.000 --> 0:18:00.159 She's like, actually, I think at this point I'm only 0:18:00.160 --> 0:18:02.440 gonna date vegetarian. 0:18:02.720 --> 0:18:03.399 The phone with us. 0:18:03.440 --> 0:18:05.879