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Speaker 4: Ever heard of the Rocky dating act hack? Yeah, dating hack.
Speaker 4: A lot of guys use it when they're about to
Speaker 4: meet up with someone. You show up to the restaurant
Speaker 4: ten minutes early, slide into the bathroom. You get down
Speaker 4: on the floor and bust out of tight fifty push ups,
Speaker 4: so your chest gets nice and swollen.
Speaker 2: You're on the floor of the bathroom.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Rocky does it in like a meat cloth. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you're with a bunch of meat close like a group
Speaker 4: workout in there, and then your tape shows up. They
Speaker 4: see you all puffed out in masculine and suddenly they're thinking, Wow,
Speaker 4: I didn't know I was on a date with secret hercules.
Speaker 1: All right, don't shake his hands, popping girl.
Speaker 2: Yeah, by the urinals, that's for you.
Speaker 4: One of our listeners emailed us saying he didn't just
Speaker 4: do push ups, he squeezed in an entire workout before
Speaker 4: his date and he's worried maybe he may have overdone it.
Speaker 4: So Jack is his name? Jack? Do you think you
Speaker 4: were too yoked for your date?
Speaker 3: He jacked up? Jeffery, is it.
Speaker 2: Jacked up like that?
Speaker 5: I'm gonna do that Rocky trick from that lawn. I
Speaker 5: think that's the way I'm.
Speaker 6: Going to do it.
Speaker 3: Can't you guys run some stairs or do something outside instead?
Speaker 4: Not if you really care about this person.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I didn't work out in the bathroom.
Speaker 4: Oh that's mistake number one. We're going to call that
Speaker 4: all right.
Speaker 2: What'd you do, Jim?
Speaker 1: Gross?
Speaker 6: Yes, I worked out it a Jim.
Speaker 5: It was a pretty intense workout, and uh, I showered.
Speaker 5: I rushed straight over to the restaurant.
Speaker 6: To meet her.
Speaker 1: I know, after a big workout, like I will shower
Speaker 1: and then I'll still be sweating for the next half hour.
Speaker 2: Is that your issue?
Speaker 6: No, I mean I sweat, definitely.
Speaker 5: I blasted Dac in my car, but once I arrived,
Speaker 5: I could tell that I would totally drained.
Speaker 4: It's just got a little tired for the day. We
Speaker 4: haven't gotten the girls name that you met up with yet.
Speaker 4: What's her name?
Speaker 6: Courtney?
Speaker 4: Courtney? Okay, So what.
Speaker 3: Was that first interaction like then with her?
Speaker 2: If you were exhausted?
Speaker 5: Well, it was great. I mean she was great. She
Speaker 5: was really nice. She got into our conversation, she was
Speaker 5: asking me a lot of questions.
Speaker 2: And its good.
Speaker 6: It was.
Speaker 5: It was good, But I felt bad because I couldn't
Speaker 5: keep up my other side because again, I was just
Speaker 5: I was like a wilted piece of lettuce sitting on
Speaker 5: an old, musty burger.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, that is quite the analogy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, did you get food?
Speaker 6: Well, this is the thing.
Speaker 5: We ended up going to this restaurant that is a
Speaker 5: great restaurant, but it's a little slow.
Speaker 6: But the good thing was.
Speaker 5: Is that I can always dip into my energy emergency reserves.
Speaker 1: What is that?
Speaker 5: So I always carry this thing around just in case
Speaker 5: I ever need it, and I definitely needed it. But
Speaker 5: I have a can of pre cooked shrimp.
Speaker 1: You're going to say, caffeine pills.
Speaker 2: Why you like coffee?
Speaker 6: Yeah, you know, it does nothing for me. I needed
Speaker 6: the protein.
Speaker 4: After you work out, you need nutrients, not just caffeine.
Speaker 3: Did you pop a tin of shrimp at the tables?
Speaker 6: Yeah, kind of, not exactly.
Speaker 5: I first asked our waiter if the kitchen could open
Speaker 5: the can of shrimp and.
Speaker 2: Keep it classy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, and the waiter kindly said, no, they can't
Speaker 5: do that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can't bring your own food into the restaurant
Speaker 4: and have them cook it for you.
Speaker 2: A cortgage feefine.
Speaker 5: Well, eventually I convinced them to bring it to me,
Speaker 5: the can opener, that is, And I said, it's kind
Speaker 5: of urgent. It's an emergency, you know, really shrimp emergency.
Speaker 2: What is your face?
Speaker 7: Like?
Speaker 2: Where is she at?
Speaker 3: What's her vibe when you're doing all this?
Speaker 6: I don't know. I mean, maybe that's why she's not
Speaker 6: called me back.
Speaker 5: But you know, the rest of the date was really awesome,
Speaker 5: and I think she was pretty cool about it, like
Speaker 5: she understood.
Speaker 2: And I just can't imagine how stinky that is.
Speaker 4: I can't imagine how turned on she must have done
Speaker 4: down that shrimp right at the table.
Speaker 1: Oh, maybe she wanted you to offer her some. Maybe
Speaker 1: that's what she's calling you back.
Speaker 2: Did you offer her an?
Speaker 6: I did.
Speaker 5: I did offer some, She politely declined, Yeah, sure, gentlemen.
Speaker 2: Her cocktail sauce at home.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I know it sounds bad, but I was depleted of protein.
Speaker 6: I needed it.
Speaker 3: It's like one of those things like why didn't you
Speaker 3: got your car or just any other protein, eat your
Speaker 3: any other I guarantee.
Speaker 1: She's not thinking, oh, I can't wait to kiss this
Speaker 1: guy later after his canned shrimp.
Speaker 4: You were saying that after the shrimp, after you downed it,
Speaker 4: you felt better and things got back on track.
Speaker 6: Yeah, everything was great.
Speaker 5: You know, we were ritting about our favorite movies and
Speaker 5: shows and we were making each other laugh. So I
Speaker 5: really believe that the shrimp saved the date.
Speaker 2: Oh the shrimp. Well, okay, so that's not what was wrong.
Speaker 2: That was what was right.
Speaker 4: Thank god for your emergency shrimp. How did the night end.
Speaker 5: With a hug and talk about another gate and sign?
Speaker 5: I think so too, And I'm a little shocked, like
Speaker 5: she's not getting back to me, really weird.
Speaker 3: Well, are you going to need to down some shrimp
Speaker 3: before we make the phone call?
Speaker 2: Are you feeling okay?
Speaker 6: Jeez, I'm proteined up, don't worry.
Speaker 4: I don't appreciate the snarky attitude coming from my co
Speaker 4: host and the skepticism over there.
Speaker 1: Timing man, like you had time between the gym and
Speaker 1: the showering and the driving to have done the shrimp
Speaker 1: without it being said.
Speaker 4: He's proteined up now he's probably four eggs and seven clams.
Speaker 5: I recognize that it wasn't the ideal time, but I
Speaker 5: explained everything to her and why it works for me,
Speaker 5: and she understood, Oh that's good.
Speaker 4: After that, well, I don't know how you're feeling right now,
Speaker 4: but if you have to blend up a little seafood
Speaker 4: smoothie for yourself, well come back. We're gonna call Courtney
Speaker 4: and try and get you your second date update right
Speaker 4: after this.
Speaker 5: Okay, I just took out an oyster thing.
Speaker 4: Oh it's gonna get romantic too. All right, we're gonna
Speaker 4: do it next.
Speaker 1: Hold on, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning second date update.
Speaker 4: I know whenever I need a quick protein verse stop.
Speaker 4: I turned to the sea and all of her bounty.
Speaker 4: Come on, I.
Speaker 2: Think the song is right for it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's say to say. Oh listener, Jack is a
Speaker 4: seafood lover because he busted out a can of pre
Speaker 4: cooked shrimp in the middle of his first date because
Speaker 4: he was feeling depleted after an intense workout right before,
Speaker 4: and shrimp apparently is a great source of protein if
Speaker 4: you're in a pinch Yep, did I not say shrimp?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I didn't hear you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Brooke is trying to forget this entire thing.
Speaker 2: It's like you're at a restaurant.
Speaker 3: You couldn't have waited the ten minutes more to get
Speaker 3: the appetizer.
Speaker 4: Apparently the service is too slow at the restaurant where
Speaker 4: they were at. Jack even himself admits it might have
Speaker 4: seemed a little bit odd, but the shrimp ended up
Speaker 4: saving the day for him because those little prawns got
Speaker 4: everything back on track. Yeah, they did. Afterwards, him and
Speaker 4: Courtney had a great time together at the restaurant. Jack,
Speaker 4: I appreciate the tip. And how would you feel if
Speaker 4: I told you right now we're getting a lot of
Speaker 4: text into seven eighty five, nine to two from dudes
Speaker 4: who are saying they're going to start doing the same
Speaker 4: thing on their dates. Yeah, emergency shrimp stash, any sea life,
Speaker 4: I mean ce cucumbers.
Speaker 3: It'd be good for our options of having a lot
Speaker 3: of second dates.
Speaker 4: Trump setter, Jack, Well.
Speaker 6: I appreciate that. That's affirmation right there, So we.
Speaker 1: Got we all remember she's not calling it back right like,
Speaker 1: we all remember that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we gotta follow his instructions.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's like two steps back, one step forward. Is
Speaker 3: that where we're at?
Speaker 4: You were for single Yeah, I'm optimistic for you, Jack. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I know we're giving you a hard time about it,
Speaker 4: but I could see it was an emergency.
Speaker 6: Right, you know. I think it is.
Speaker 7: It was.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a joke, but let's just call it Courtney.
Speaker 4: We'll see what she has to say. Try and get
Speaker 4: you hooked up with her one more time. Okay, emotion
Speaker 4: all right, Okay, we need to help Jack. Okay, I'm
Speaker 4: down your number Shellfish. Okay, Jack, I'm not very optimistic.
Speaker 6: Hello.
Speaker 4: Hey, we're looking for Courtney.
Speaker 7: This is Courtney.
Speaker 4: Hey, Courtney. Well, you're on a radio show right now.
Speaker 4: It's called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3: Are you doing Courtney?
Speaker 4: Hello?
Speaker 3: Are you there?
Speaker 2: Hang up?
Speaker 3: I'm here just processing.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I know that's a lot coming at you. You never
Speaker 4: answered our question.
Speaker 7: I didn't I didn't hear it. Is this a joke?
Speaker 4: No, No, this is a segment that we do call
Speaker 4: the second Date Update. Okay, and we're trying to help
Speaker 4: out one of our listeners that you went out on
Speaker 4: a date with recently named Jack. Oh yeah, yeah remember Jack?
Speaker 2: Uh huh oh okay?
Speaker 4: Is that enthused?
Speaker 7: So this is like you're calling me and then you
Speaker 7: want me to go on.
Speaker 4: A second date kind of Well, you know, basically, we've
Speaker 4: talked to Jack a little bit. He told us about
Speaker 4: the time that you two spent together at the restaurant.
Speaker 4: He says, he's tried to reach you a few times
Speaker 4: and you're not getting back to him. So we're just
Speaker 4: trying to help give him a little bit of clarity
Speaker 4: if there was something bad that happened, if something's going
Speaker 4: on in your life. We just don't know.
Speaker 7: My life is great.
Speaker 2: That's good.
Speaker 3: Okay, where do you go, Courtney?
Speaker 2: Did you like Jack?
Speaker 7: I saw Jack was a nice guy.
Speaker 4: That's a good thing.
Speaker 3: I feel like there's a butt Courtney, Like, what's the
Speaker 3: he's a nice guy.
Speaker 7: But did he tell you about the shrimp?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, talk that happened that there was a can
Speaker 4: of shrimp that came out.
Speaker 3: And there was a lot of questioning on our end,
Speaker 3: like about his timing.
Speaker 2: I'll show that, but.
Speaker 4: From our understanding, it was like an emergency where he
Speaker 4: needed to do it or else the date was going
Speaker 4: to really tank.
Speaker 7: That's what he said, you know, And I understood that,
Speaker 7: and I think, like I said, I think he's a
Speaker 7: nice guy.
Speaker 3: Can you walk us through like the shrimp moment? Like
Speaker 3: this guy pulls out a can of shrimp that.
Speaker 7: Well, we're sitting at the table and so then he
Speaker 7: flags down the waiter and he's like, it's an emergency
Speaker 7: and his body needs protein, and I just feel like
Speaker 7: I'm on a TV show or something. I'm looking around
Speaker 7: to see if there are cameras. The waiter is as
Speaker 7: perplexed as I am, and he got the can opener finally,
Speaker 7: and Jack.
Speaker 6: Opens it right there.
Speaker 7: Sure, And we hadn't gotten far enough in the date
Speaker 7: for me to even tell him I'm a vegetarian.
Speaker 1: Oh oh no, that doesn't help eating tiny animals right
Speaker 1: in front of you.
Speaker 4: But he doesn't know what about you.
Speaker 7: No, And absolutely he's not trying to be rude or
Speaker 7: anything like that, But it was it was more that
Speaker 7: I couldn't see myself with somebody who's opening a can
Speaker 7: of shrimp at the restaurant.
Speaker 4: Of cauliflower. Would you have been happier?
Speaker 7: It would? It would have been less awkward.
Speaker 1: Probably, you can't see yourself with a man who carries
Speaker 1: emergency shrimp in his pocket.
Speaker 4: That's not shrimp shame, that's not fair.
Speaker 7: As I was trying to see past the shrimp. He
Speaker 7: then proceeded to reach in his pocket and pull out
Speaker 7: a boiled egg.
Speaker 2: Wait, yeah, hardbild egg too.
Speaker 4: You about shrimp and eggs and straight protein.
Speaker 7: He pulled an egg out of his pocket.
Speaker 2: The eggs, He's like, an addition of protein.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, for real.
Speaker 7: He was like, oh man, man, I can't believe I
Speaker 7: forgot about this, which is, oh, I should have thought
Speaker 7: of this earlier. I'm so stupid, and now was just
Speaker 7: too much for me.
Speaker 4: Well, eggs are in his mouth on the date. There
Speaker 4: might be a little egg on his face as he's
Speaker 4: listening to this because you didn't know this, Courtney. But
Speaker 4: Jack's on the other line right now.
Speaker 7: What what are you talking about?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's how this segment works.
Speaker 3: Sounds like he's in the background opening it up.
Speaker 4: Another kid, Jackie there.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, hi Jacky.
Speaker 6: Hi Courtney.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm sorry that it was such an awkward start. Honestly,
Speaker 5: if there had been any other way for me to
Speaker 5: go about getting protein, I would have done that.
Speaker 6: But it was necessary.
Speaker 4: So, I mean, you were technically at a restaurant where
Speaker 4: you've bordered protein in pinch. But I understand chicken breast.
Speaker 4: You know your paying exit's an emergency. You do whatever
Speaker 4: you have to do, and.
Speaker 7: I understand that too, But I didn't think you would
Speaker 7: misunderstand me not responding. I thought it was pretty clear.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean I had a great time on the date,
Speaker 5: and yeah, maybe that that was a weird way to start,
Speaker 5: and so I apologize for that.
Speaker 1: I will say, to Jack's credit, like he's coming in
Speaker 1: pretty level headed after hearing I mean we were pretty.
Speaker 2: Brutal on him.
Speaker 4: That's a good point, Jack, What what is the frequency? How
Speaker 4: often do you need to dive into your emergency protein stash?
Speaker 4: I never thought of that.
Speaker 3: I mean, he's putting his pocket on the daily and forgetting.
Speaker 4: Here the whole time, two weeks old.
Speaker 5: It's called the emergency stash for a reason. It's it's
Speaker 5: a rare time that I go in there. So it
Speaker 5: really was, in my opinion, I can't open your emergency
Speaker 5: or get a pull tab or something like that.
Speaker 1: I just imagine them like being married way down the
Speaker 1: line and she's trying to help with laundry and in
Speaker 1: his pocket pulling out big legs of flail this starfish.
Speaker 4: What is going on?
Speaker 6: You guys aren't helping right now?
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, But if anything, Cortney, you can hear that
Speaker 4: he's being such a good sport about this. He admits
Speaker 4: that it wasn't the best to look for the first
Speaker 4: date he just didn't know what else to do. So
Speaker 4: if you're willing to give him another shot, we would
Speaker 4: love to send you out on a second date at
Speaker 4: Red Lobster.
Speaker 2: Oh, she's a vegetarian.
Speaker 3: What she can to do?
Speaker 2: Just eat the.
Speaker 7: I mean, Jack, I appreciate you, and I'm glad we
Speaker 7: can like laugh about this. And honestly, I'm sorry I
Speaker 7: didn't just tell you I was offended. Now I'm realizing
Speaker 7: how important it is to me that I date somebody
Speaker 7: that is also a vegetarian. Oh what So it kind
Speaker 7: of took this situation to the extreme, and that's that
Speaker 7: I realized, You know, what am I going to have
Speaker 7: in common with someone if our lifestyle habits don't add up? Yeah?
Speaker 5: I mean, look, I get it. I'm somebody who does
Speaker 5: this for my body, for my health. You do that
Speaker 5: for your body and your health, and I respect that.
Speaker 4: So I really wish you guys to reconsider it. Sounds
Speaker 4: like an excuse to me, Jack, Like she if she
Speaker 4: really felt that way, she probably would have told you
Speaker 4: it before the date happened. You turned her off from
Speaker 4: all meat eaters forever.
Speaker 3: It just takes everything you can apparently.
Speaker 4: All right, Jack, Well, I'm sorry, man. Remember there's always
Speaker 4: plenty of other fish in the sea, shrimp and stations,
Speaker 4: all that you can eat.
Speaker 2: It's a buffet.
Speaker 4: Yeah, a good albacore.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, Jeffrey in the morning, I'm surprised.
Speaker 4: I felt like I was in the minority calling her
Speaker 4: out for using an easy excuse to get out of
Speaker 4: the second date.
Speaker 2: No, I don't think it's an excuse. I really truly
Speaker 2: think that that was a revelation for her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I think that she had an epiphany.
Speaker 4: I'm a vegetarian and I'm only going to date vegetarians.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think that he made her realize that that's what
Speaker 3: she wanted.
Speaker 4: I smelt that shrimp and was like, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I feel like she if that was true. Like, if
Speaker 4: it's true, that's totally fine. But I feel like she
Speaker 4: would have said it at some point in her dating profile,
Speaker 4: or mentioned it during her date, or even after her date,
Speaker 4: at something point.
Speaker 2: Know that it was something she needed.
Speaker 4: It up with us until the very end of the call.
Speaker 4: She wanted to seem nice where we asked her out,
Speaker 4: She's like, actually, I think at this point I'm only
Speaker 4: gonna date vegetarian.
Speaker 6: The phone with us.
Speaker 4: I'm not grossed out by him eating shrimp and eggs.
Speaker 4: That's not the problem. It's that he's not a vegetarian.
Speaker 3: Maybe she was trying to save his feelings.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think that's what And maybe this is apropos
Speaker 4: for the moment. But something's fishy about what she said
Speaker 4: right there. She busted out like a zucchini, and so
Speaker 4: I'm gonna give her a pass. Say, okay, she skirted
Speaker 4: her way out with an okay, excuse.
Speaker 1: I think she's literally on a vegetarian dating app as
Speaker 1: we speak.
Speaker 4: I think she's going to go out to a steakhouse
Speaker 4: with Ramsey on her next day.
Speaker 1: She's looking for tofu boys, looking for well, whatever type
Speaker 1: of man or boy you're looking for, we'll try and
Speaker 1: hook you up with them.
Speaker 4: Just email the show. We'll call that person who wasn't
Speaker 4: calling you back.