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Speaker 1: My boyfriend is a big hero fanatic, and he does

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Speaker 1: have been quarantining at my apartment and he suggested we

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Speaker 1: go on a night walk since we've been getting a

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Speaker 1: at night. I was hesitant because we live in a

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Speaker 1: The savior, my hero, my hero. On our walk, we

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Speaker 1: were cornered by a man with a knife that demanded

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Speaker 1: our wallets. Man, that's not good, all right.

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Speaker 2: The guy pulls you into a corner, yep, has his

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Speaker 1: Boom, what you doing? What am I doing?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Getting naked immediately.

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Speaker 2: Literally, I'm no joke. Was about to say the same thing,

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Speaker 2: what are they going to do?

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Speaker 1: To a naked man.

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Speaker 3: Do you run? Do you run at them?

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Speaker 1: Run at them? So you so you like pants down first,

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Speaker 1: pants offers like like literally stare them, righthaggle like pants

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Speaker 2: So he's like give you money, give your money, all right, right,

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Speaker 2: and then take.

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Speaker 3: Your pants off.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, take your pants like okay, okat he does hands off.

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Speaker 3: You know.

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Speaker 1: See the problem is if a backfires, it really backfires,

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Speaker 1: and he's like, cutched off your dick? What is he game?

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Speaker 2: He gains another dick, He gains another deck for his dick.

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Speaker 2: Wall were the first people that pulled down our pants

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Speaker 2: for a muggings?

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Speaker 3: Waiting for this?

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Speaker 1: If you think you're the first dick wagger to cross

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Speaker 1: my path, buddy, oh I've been waiting for a kid

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Speaker 3: I've been waiting. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I see the problem is he's like like the worst Caseinario.

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Speaker 1: He goes like, oh yeah, like give me that, give

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Speaker 1: me that thing. That's I mean, if I'm a robber,

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Speaker 1: that's what I'm doing. And if I'm being robbed, that's

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Speaker 1: what I'm doing. But you're robbing people will naked place. No, no,

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Speaker 1: So here's how plays right, I'm the robber, right, boom,

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Speaker 1: pull up with the weapon. I'm like, give me your money,

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Speaker 1: oh yes, oh wow, you play it back.

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Speaker 2: That's all I'm saying, yes and yes, and you got

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, tie me ups as if you want

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Speaker 3: And I guess this doesn't work for all people.

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Speaker 2: No, not if you are a normal looking man.

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Speaker 3: You can't be too beautiful.

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Speaker 2: But if you're a normal looking man, get naked, drop it,

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Speaker 2: and hopefully your your member will scare away.

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Speaker 1: The robbers survive, you know, that's the hope. But let's

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Speaker 1: if they take the John and Sam option. Now, I

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Speaker 1: remembered John Mulaney's street Smart spit from the Netflix show,

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Speaker 1: and I was gonna throw my wallet past the mugger

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Speaker 1: Like we just went down his whole rabbit hole and like,

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Speaker 1: here's like an easy, simple logical solution. But my boyfriend

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Speaker 4: You won't get away with this side.

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Speaker 1: Here, bro, it looked like he was getting ready to fight.

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Speaker 1: What the boyfriend? Ye rob the boyfriend. It looks like

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Speaker 1: We were okay, okay, So it all worked out. Everyone's happy,

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Speaker 1: everyone's survived. You think it's honky dory, right, story Hunky

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Speaker 4: Why not?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 2: Why can't we just have a happy ending? John, my

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Speaker 1: He was pissed that I interrupted him from protecting me.

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Speaker 1: She interrupted, when he could have, in his words, clearly

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Speaker 1: under control. What by making his speech and getting ready

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Speaker 1: I mean his monologue was Chappelle. Seriously, He said that

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Speaker 1: he was obviously stronger than the mugger and would have won.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but like a knife is stronger than your skin,

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Speaker 2: Sam uh is is Superman.

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Speaker 1: Not faster than a speeding bullet?

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Speaker 2: He is, It's op, not faster than a sticky knife.

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Is he not stronger than a

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Speaker 2: The rest of it is faster than a speeding bullet.

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Speaker 2: I don't know the rest leaping buildings in a single bound.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, leaps buildings in a single bounds. I mean,

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Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying, OPI is a superhero. I explained

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Speaker 1: boyfriend didn't, so the odds were stacked against him. Agreed,

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Speaker 1: but I didn't want my boyfriend killed over a dang wallet.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's reasonable. I think that's a reasonable thing. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: you don't need to risk your life for that shit.

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Speaker 1: No. We argued for longer than necessary, so I shut

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Speaker 1: He stomped off to our room while I called the cops.

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Speaker 2: Why is man sulking so much?

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Speaker 1: This guy, bitch, God like, he's giving very like dungeons

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Speaker 1: and dragons, like Fedora Neckbeard, rightergy. That's exactly what I

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Speaker 1: was thinking. Nice guy energy. Yeah, Like, my boyfriend is

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Speaker 2: You, babe, let me put us both in danger so

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Speaker 1: What a nice guy? I mean, my god. I went

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Speaker 1: What is wrong with you, dude? She literally saved your

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Speaker 1: My God. The next day, he was still angry still

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Speaker 3: What did he say?

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Speaker 1: Uh? I thought that they would be understanding about how

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Speaker 1: What is his family? I feel like it's been a

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Speaker 1: while since we've had like where literally everyone is a maniac.

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Speaker 1: This is crazy. His mom even ridiculed me for emasculating.

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Speaker 3: Him in this case.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, Okay, everyone's either a maniac or they're getting

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Speaker 2: different stories.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, either the story is like because he's different.

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Speaker 2: Everyone agree with this dude who is so obviously wrong.

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Speaker 1: I do not know. I want to reopen the conversation

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Speaker 1: but he isn't receptive. I'm going to ask him to

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Speaker 1: move back in with his mom. Wow, I mean, this

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Speaker 1: is this is serious. It's just sing but I kind

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Speaker 2: He is girl, run run away, so then he ran

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Speaker 1: Yeah exactly. I just want to know if I am

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Speaker 2: He's definitely the a hole. But we need an update

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Speaker 2: on this, like, what the heck is happening here?

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Speaker 1: We'll guess what, Samuel what? There's an update? Oh? All right?

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Speaker 1: So I just want to thank everyone who has commented.

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Speaker 1: It leaves me to know that I'm not insane. No,

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Speaker 2: I mean maybe again, maybe they're getting like different information

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Speaker 1: Like something's something's off here, something's off. If I don't

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, so maybe like he's like coming around. It's

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Speaker 1: We talked for hours before we went to bed together,

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Speaker 3: What happened?

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Speaker 1: In my comment update on the last post, I mentioned

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Speaker 1: a friend who was trying to mediate. I texted him

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Speaker 1: saying that things were working out, and they said something

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Speaker 1: along the lines of I'm so glad you were able

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Speaker 1: to apologize.

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Speaker 4: Well, she was able to apologize.

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Speaker 1: Excuse Some people mentioned that maybe he told a different story.

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Speaker 2: Okay, yes, he's the fucking lion the whole time.

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Speaker 4: That's what.

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Speaker 2: See this, this is what we don't get often enough,

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Speaker 2: like someone like the lies actually being wound, because there's

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Speaker 2: no fucking way that they're hearing the same story that

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Speaker 2: oh he's telling us absolutely right, like everyone like like

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Speaker 2: if everyone agrees with this other dude, like they have

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Speaker 2: So there's some.

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Speaker 3: Fucking line going on. We're gonna get to the bottom

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Speaker 3: of that.

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Speaker 1: This wasn't something I had looked into, but I decided

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Speaker 2: John's thought of this, his late I am literally thought

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Speaker 2: He comes back, barely containing his laughter and tells me

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Speaker 3: They had to make a freak good announcement.

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Speaker 1: What is wrong with high school boys? Man?

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Speaker 2: Honestly, honestly, like freshman year of high school, if I

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Speaker 1: I never never look, I've got stupid things for We

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Speaker 2: Back in high school, my friend group had UH basically

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Speaker 1: Hit me. Okay.

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Speaker 2: I went to an all boys school, but we had

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Speaker 2: We had a pep rally for the football team, and

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Speaker 1: Reading them, okayop entitled mom on the bus gets to

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Speaker 1: see my temper. That's spooky. Entitled mom claps at me,

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Speaker 1: I clap back, so I A twenty one mail was

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Speaker 1: on the bus after a day at work and the

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Speaker 1: shift was very stressful, to say the least. Up until

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Speaker 1: I left. I just wanted to go home, sleep and

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Speaker 1: play some Resident Evil. Surprise Surprise sounds like a nice day,

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Speaker 1: sounds like a chill day. R I hop in the

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Speaker 1: bus and it shouldn't take me more than fifteen minutes

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Speaker 1: to get home, so I start to relax and play

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Speaker 1: the Simpsons game on my phone. At the next stop

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Speaker 1: is this woman entitled mom, maybe late twenties. She gets

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Speaker 1: on with what I assume is a six year old child,

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Speaker 1: nasty child and already exudes in the air of superiority.

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Speaker 1: She and her kids sit down right next to me,

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Speaker 1: which is giving me alarm signals, as there were a

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Speaker 1: couple of seats in between all the other passengers and

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Speaker 1: they happen to choose to sit down and right next

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Speaker 1: to me. That's weird. It's like, yeah, when you're at

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Speaker 1: the urinals and there's like two.

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Speaker 4: Urinals, yeah, right next to you.

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Speaker 1: Man.

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Speaker 4: I hate that they peek over and you're like, what

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Speaker 4: the heck? Can you just come on leave me alone.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to piss in peace, peoples.

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Speaker 3: Pep Man is peaceful pissin'.

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Speaker 1: That's right, entitled mom already with a sharp tone, excuse me,

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Speaker 1: can my son have your phone to play that? Gama? Me? Uh,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I I'm getting off in a few minutes,

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Speaker 1: and there's no real point in doing that. Yeah, entitled mom,

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Speaker 1: h I think you misunderstood me.

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Speaker 4: Give him your phone?

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Speaker 1: Dude?

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Speaker 3: What me?

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Speaker 1: No, it's my phone. Give him yours if you want

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Speaker 1: him to play something A smart idea in good sense.

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Speaker 2: I also like you just try to provide solutions there,

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Speaker 2: like why don't you give him yours?

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Speaker 1: Zerious dude? Note I have a formidable temper which is

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Speaker 1: bristling from the day's events, and she wasn't helping poke

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Speaker 1: in the dragon. That's right, entitled mom raising her voice.

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Speaker 1: You'll do what I say, nasty kid, Mom, it's okay,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to play, entitled mom interrupting. You'll get it.

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Speaker 1: Hand it over, you snobby punch. You don't want to

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Speaker 1: see the crazy side of.

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Speaker 2: Me, dude, all right, But like the thing, if she's

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Speaker 2: saying she's about to be crazy, why would you give

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Speaker 2: her your phone?

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Speaker 1: That's even more Yeah, yeah, it's that's terrible incentives Like, oh,

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Speaker 1: let me give this maniac of my phone real quick, like, no,

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Speaker 1: come on, lady. At this point, I snap me right,

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Speaker 1: you want to effing get away from me in the

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Speaker 1: next three seconds. You want to see crazy out of

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Speaker 1: you e F and crazy John.

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Speaker 3: You're embodying that crazy right.

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Speaker 4: I'm feeling it.

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Speaker 1: I feel ope, I feel opee. She tries to interrupt me.

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Speaker 1: Don't even try to interrupt me. Show some respect for others.

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Speaker 1: If you want to act this entitled a public, stay

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Speaker 1: home now move damn. Yeah, it's pretty. I like how

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Speaker 1: hard he's owning her entitled mom. You don't scare me.

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Speaker 1: Do it before I do something you'll regrat She quickly

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Speaker 1: moves to the back with her kid, as her kid says, sorry.

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Speaker 4: Mister, I love the kids.

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Speaker 2: Poor kid, the poor kid apologetic.

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Speaker 1: As I get off, she gives me the death stare.

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Speaker 1: So I reach into my pocket and flip the bird,

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Speaker 1: to which she screeches as the door shut.

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Speaker 3: I'm just imagining the Lord of the Rings. Yeah, you know,

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Speaker 3: the horsemen like the kings.

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Speaker 1: I forget. I always forget, I always forget.

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Speaker 3: Well, they make these sounds where they're like.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I could definitely imagine that. I regret nothing apart

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Speaker 1: from the passenger's ear drums.

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Speaker 2: Damn dude, Ope, good for you for standing up for yourself.

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Speaker 2: Like okayop, like.

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Speaker 1: That seriously, that's big OKAYOPI.

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Speaker 2: Big okay opy. That's a good good vibe vibe check

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Speaker 2: past past fast, dude. Like these entitled moms, they're like,

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Speaker 2: it's it's crazy how I feel like what ends up

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Speaker 2: happening with these entitled moms is the kids just like

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Speaker 2: become the reverse. They're they're overly apologetic and probably overly

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Speaker 2: nice just because of how forceful and terrible their parents.

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Speaker 1: It's one of the two. Either they they completely embody

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Speaker 1: their entitled parents, or they are like I am so sorry,

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Speaker 1: like you know, they they learn the opposite example.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. All right, that's another one for the book.

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Speaker 1: That's another one. Maybe subscribed, subscribe, See you next time.