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Speaker 1: He's a regular at every bikini barista stand in the

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Speaker 1: Continental US.

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Speaker 2: He's at the body of a sixty year old man

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Speaker 2: in the lap of a six year old girl.

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Speaker 3: What he pokes you on Facebook?

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Speaker 2: He pokes you below the whist.

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Speaker 1: Who Jose, who are you smashing goodies with? It's the

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Speaker 1: question everyone wants to know the answer to, did Jose

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Speaker 1: finally get his long awaited first kiss? It's broken, Jeffrey

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Speaker 1: in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, that first neck kiss is living red free in

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Speaker 2: my mind.

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Speaker 1: Because last week when we talked to him about his

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Speaker 1: first date, he tried to set up a romantic moment

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Speaker 1: at the end of it while waiting at the valet,

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Speaker 1: but somehow wound up in a weird car door hug

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Speaker 1: situation where he turned and kissed her neck yeah, which.

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Speaker 3: Valet was watching, which everyone pointed out.

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Speaker 1: By the way, that has been a move that's added

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Speaker 1: to the urban dictionary now as the nervous Jose the

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Speaker 1: neck kiss. But over the weekend he had his chance

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Speaker 1: for redemption a second date with the same girl, this

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Speaker 1: time to a Major League baseball game. How did that go?

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Speaker 2: So the date started exactly like the last date, just perfect.

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Speaker 2: A fan immediately comes up to me, the sweet lady.

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Speaker 2: I give her a big hug.

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Speaker 3: Like everywhere you go, you're getting hyped right now.

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Speaker 2: So anyway, I tell her, Hey, we're sitting in a

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Speaker 2: section I like to say called the Diamond Clubs. This

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Speaker 2: is so fancy, it is ridiculous.

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Speaker 3: Flex the Diamond exactly. It's free food, free drinks, it's free.

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Speaker 2: You pay hundreds of dollars to.

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Speaker 3: Come on. Understand money ticket.

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Speaker 2: There's an exclusive entrance and you need these special bracelets.

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Speaker 2: So we go in and the lady is putting a

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Speaker 2: bracelet on me and I pull my handback and I said,

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Speaker 2: oh no, no, no, no beautiful ladies first, and the old

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Speaker 2: lady looks at my date and goes, he's a keeper,

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Speaker 2: isn't he?

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Speaker 1: Wow, she's won over by one compliment, I know.

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Speaker 2: But that's when my date actually says, like do you

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Speaker 2: pay people to do this on our dates? Like, like

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Speaker 2: you said, everybody's like whatever, And so we are laughing, talking,

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Speaker 2: even when we're sitting down and making sure like our

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Speaker 2: elbows are touching.

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Speaker 3: We're making on tag. You get to vibe, you get

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Speaker 3: a chemistry.

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Speaker 1: Go.

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Speaker 3: And I even bought her a jersey, right, So I'm

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Speaker 3: like we got to get you a jersey. Oh my god,

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Speaker 3: those are.

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Speaker 2: They met her birthday weekend as well. But that's not

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Speaker 2: the point, all right. The point is the point is

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Speaker 2: perfect date. Nothing can go wrong until the end, and

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Speaker 2: this is when the date ends. And I offered a

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Speaker 2: walker to her car. Well, she parked a completely different

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Speaker 2: part of the city than I did, so I did

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Speaker 2: want to make sure she got Just save your history

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Speaker 2: of ending any date at a car at this point

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Speaker 2: is not going well with this. It sounds like you

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Speaker 2: have a lot of faith in me, broke, and the

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Speaker 2: story is going to continue. Okay, So in my head

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Speaker 2: we all know, I'm thinking we're gonna kiss.

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Speaker 3: This is it my second try.

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Speaker 2: This is gonna actually technically your third because you tried

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Speaker 2: it hurt.

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Speaker 3: You try to up.

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Speaker 2: So we're walking and then another fan comes up and

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Speaker 2: this fan doesn't understand I'm on a date.

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Speaker 3: So now the fan is walking side by side with us, right,

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Speaker 3: and they're.

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Speaker 2: Like, oh, so what's the show like, and oh my god,

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Speaker 2: tell Breck and Jeffer and everyone said hi, and Alexus,

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Speaker 2: I'm like yeah cool, And so finally they see and

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Speaker 2: they're like, oh, have a good night, jose Big fary

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Speaker 2: to meet you, so thank you whoever that was, and

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Speaker 2: then you.

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Speaker 3: Give them anyway. They split off, and then we get

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Speaker 3: to her car.

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Speaker 2: Okay, and here we are, dude, all right, I'm feeling nervous,

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Speaker 2: and then I start to act weird again, trunk, I

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Speaker 2: actually wish I look at.

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Speaker 3: The tesla and I go, Hey, the tesla again?

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Speaker 2: Huh what model was it again?

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Speaker 3: Did you say it was?

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Speaker 2: Apparently I'm so nervous, I don't know what I'm saying. Okay,

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Speaker 2: I'm thinking of tesla's and I'm like, hey, did you

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Speaker 2: hear about that rich lady who drove her tesla to

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Speaker 2: a lake and the power shut off and she drowned?

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Speaker 3: What you asked her that?

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Speaker 2: She's like, oh my god, drowning is literally my biggest

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Speaker 2: fear ever. And I go, no way, she goes. It

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Speaker 2: really gives me anxiety just to think about.

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh, maybe you can.

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Speaker 3: Perform mouth to mouth. So I'm like, hey, you're fine.

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Speaker 2: You know the lady I hear was like drunk, you're

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Speaker 2: sober or whatever, and she's like, yeah, well I'm driving

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Speaker 2: over a bridge to get home tonight. And I'm like, oh, okay.

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Speaker 3: And then I'm like, so, uh, have a good night.

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Speaker 2: No, and I feel eat it because I blew it

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Speaker 2: again and I've never blown it with people.

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Speaker 3: This isn't me, Like I'm a very like anyways.

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Speaker 1: Pressure up too high.

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Speaker 3: I'm actually nervous and I'm never nervous.

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Speaker 2: So anyway, we're texting the next night and we're talking

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Speaker 2: and she calls me and we're laughing and we're chopping

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Speaker 2: it up.

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Speaker 3: Because we left the date with a third date planned.

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Speaker 2: And then it naturally comes up and she's like, things

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Speaker 2: have been so great, our dates have been so amazing.

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Speaker 3: It just feels like we're like really good friends. And

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Speaker 3: I tell her, you know what, I absolutely agree.

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Speaker 1: That.

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Speaker 2: About halfway through the second date, I actually started to

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Speaker 2: feel like I don't know if it's there, Like I

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Speaker 2: don't everything is so great, everything is so good, and

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Speaker 2: we are laughing and we are having fun. But even

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Speaker 2: I'm like, you're giving up.

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Speaker 3: You found something too good and you're just scared. No,

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Speaker 3: she look.

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Speaker 2: We both agreed, and I will say it is the

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Speaker 2: best feeling ever because it's the first time in my

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Speaker 2: whole life a girl called me and we talked about

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Speaker 2: it and I got a media closure like there's no,

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Speaker 2: it's it's just not calling me back, and there's no, Hey,

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Speaker 2: well was it that one thing? She's like, look, I

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Speaker 2: just think everything was great, and it was almost like

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Speaker 2: too good. It makes us feel like our friendship is

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Speaker 2: like stronger, and we're both like, yeah, I agree, and

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Speaker 2: I want the best for you.

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Speaker 1: So at the end of the day, you were you

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Speaker 1: were cool with it. You felt like maybe we are

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Speaker 1: better off.

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Speaker 3: I absolutely agreed.

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Speaker 2: And it feels weird because this is like mature.

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Speaker 1: You don't like how that feels.

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Speaker 2: It just feels weird. This is the first time it's

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Speaker 2: ever been healthy, and I I love it. I'm like,

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Speaker 2: oh my gosh, we were able to talk.

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Speaker 3: I wanted a love story. I am happy for you

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Speaker 3: kind of, I mean, is what.

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Speaker 1: Well, here's the good news for all the ladies listening

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Speaker 1: is that Jose is now officially back on the market. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so texting not texting Pferbably, you don't own any type

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Speaker 1: of vehicle what soever.

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Speaker 3: Brook.

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Speaker 1: You can kisshim if you want to.

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Speaker 3: We're into your phone tap right after this