Speaker 1: He's a sexy sexy man. What's a sexy sexy plan?
Speaker 1: Because he ain't no suckers. Look, it's so flight you
Speaker 1: could try like a trucker, clean like a plank. You
Speaker 1: the solim younger fool, whell try so we never get
Speaker 1: a suckup. He bring so much to get up a
Speaker 1: lot of bandwids. And he's a guy. Ye, he ain't
Speaker 1: no stand and he doesn't have cheese on a nighttime
Speaker 1: standwich because everybody knows he's the Burgens. He banded the
Speaker 1: Ron Burgundy Podcast. Ladies and gentlemen, live from the Largo
Speaker 1: Theater in Hollywood. Put your hands together, your Ron Burgundy?
Speaker 1: Who he fcome? Oh my good us, Welcome to lar
Speaker 1: I'm Ron Burgerndy. This is Carolina, my lovely ghost. And uh,
Speaker 1: I can't believe we're here. I can't believe they asked
Speaker 1: us to be here. Yes, this is amazing. I can't
Speaker 1: believe that there are people in the theater. We really
Speaker 1: appreciate it. This is so exciting. And we just see
Speaker 1: your beautiful eyes and that's okay, that's all right, that's
Speaker 1: all right with me. I prefer the upper part of
Speaker 1: the head. I just do that's what I've realized in
Speaker 1: this quarantine lockdown situation. Well, we're past the lockdown right
Speaker 1: here at Largo. It is. It's wonderful to be here
Speaker 1: in the heart of Hollywood. And we want to thank
Speaker 1: Largo because the proceeds from tonight are donated to cancer.
Speaker 1: It's an amazing charity college scholarships to cancer survivors. So
Speaker 1: it's all going to a good cause. So thank you.
Speaker 1: We really appreciate that thanks to Largo, and uh we
Speaker 1: are It's just so wonderful to be in front of people,
Speaker 1: and I'm so excited with this connection. I I had
Speaker 1: the funniest thought, uh because normally we do the podcast
Speaker 1: in a studio, professional studio, not in the back of
Speaker 1: a van that's been rumored and written about. Um oh
Speaker 1: oh hello, so that's better. Anyway, I'm so thrilled to
Speaker 1: be in front of an audience. I thought we'd have
Speaker 1: some fun. And I'm just thinking for people who later
Speaker 1: listen to this on the podcast, wouldn't it be fun
Speaker 1: if if if they just happened to you know, because
Speaker 1: sometimes you you start a podcast in the middle or
Speaker 1: like three minutes in, like I don't want to, I
Speaker 1: don't want to listen to the front part. I just
Speaker 1: wanted to three minutes. But I think it'd be so
Speaker 1: funny if we re do the intro and you guys,
Speaker 1: instead of applauding, you guys, just boo the crap out
Speaker 1: of there, okay, And I think our listeners would get
Speaker 1: such a kick. So if you'll indulge me, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go backstage and then and then and then I'm gonna
Speaker 1: and then you guys just boom let it reck. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: you got it. Okay, ladies and gentlemen, put your hands
Speaker 1: together for Rod Burgundy. Great, right, well that was perfect.
Speaker 1: So our listeners are gonna love this. Stop it. This
Speaker 1: is what you asked them to do, okay, not made
Speaker 1: of stone? Are you all right? You just told them
Speaker 1: you've got to be a funny bit completely back for
Speaker 1: Oh all right, well I've been reduced the rubble. We
Speaker 1: just want to thank Margo for letting us. I've seen
Speaker 1: so many amazing shows that are you okay? All right,
Speaker 1: let's hear a little bit of love for Ron. Thank you.
Speaker 1: I didn't need that, but thank you, boy. That was
Speaker 1: a psychological roller coast you put yourself for lies. It
Speaker 1: was a joke, but it did not feel like one.
Speaker 1: The vitriol. I don't ever recommend you doing that at home.
Speaker 1: If you have the opportunity for applause, take it, okay,
Speaker 1: run with it. Don't put it to bed, change the stiper,
Speaker 1: give it a bottle, put it to bed, don't don't,
Speaker 1: don't shake the baby, don't chick the baby at all.
Speaker 1: We're back. Bag Largo is amazing. It is a Hollywood institution,
Speaker 1: isn't it. Oh my god, I've seen I've seen a
Speaker 1: lot of shows here. Oh, I've seen so many shows comedy.
Speaker 1: I've seen guitar Phoebe Bridgers. Right. One of the greatest
Speaker 1: shows I saw here was called Triple j and it
Speaker 1: was Jethro Toll Jefferson Airplane and the Jackson three, the
Speaker 1: Jackson five, Jackson or the Jackson three. Who's in the
Speaker 1: Jackson three. Well, there's hot little jazz trio Michael Jermaine okay,
Speaker 1: Tito okay, and Michael is this He just blew that
Speaker 1: trumpet like nobody's business. It's just a great They did
Speaker 1: this thing like I'm called a moonwalk. Okay. Yeah, not
Speaker 1: to be confused with the Jackson five, the Jackson three
Speaker 1: but you can see where the confusion comes. Yeah, not really.
Speaker 1: The other thing. I've seen some wonderful theater in this place.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, amazing, so many great shows. Nonsense is
Speaker 1: that what it sounds like. It's it's a group of
Speaker 1: nuns up to no good nonsense and it's a it's
Speaker 1: a play on words, no nonsense like hij hijinks, full hijinks.
Speaker 1: And no one loves watching nuns have fun more than me. Right,
Speaker 1: there was another another show that completely changed my life.
Speaker 1: I Love you, You're perfect now change? Did you? People
Speaker 1: see it? Here? Ran for ten years and there were
Speaker 1: barely thirty people in the audience, but boy, it was
Speaker 1: it was. It was life changing. And there's been like
Speaker 1: some kind of cool avant garde like experimental stuff here. Yes,
Speaker 1: this very yeah, very unknown, very alternative. Uh. This group
Speaker 1: and I don't know if you've ever heard of him,
Speaker 1: A lot of people haven't, called the Blue Man Group.
Speaker 1: And I saw them here and I was like, that
Speaker 1: ain't gonna work. The concept was just gonna work. They
Speaker 1: paint themselves blue and they're banging on drums and pots
Speaker 1: and pans, and a feral cat runs through the theater
Speaker 1: and there's no dialogue. And within the first five minutes
Speaker 1: I just I said out loud, Nope, not buying it,
Speaker 1: and the guy went, he heard you, and then they
Speaker 1: brought me up on stage. I was hooked. I'm what's
Speaker 1: called a Blueberry blue Man group fan, super fan. Blueberry
Speaker 1: were the Blueberries. So there's a lot of you. There's
Speaker 1: a lot of yeah, nationwide. Sure, the small chapters like
Speaker 1: small chapters. Whether there I belong to the San Dimon's chapter. Uh,
Speaker 1: And we'll go out there and make a day of it.
Speaker 1: Go to Magic Mountain Face paint our faces blue right
Speaker 1: on roller coasters. That means should we get lunch? Okay.
Speaker 1: The other thing I love about Largo in this neighborhood
Speaker 1: so much history is the pretty famous little gentleman's club
Speaker 1: across the way. Oh right, what's it? What's it called?
Speaker 1: Against Sin? S y n N Sin. That's amazing. It's
Speaker 1: a gentleman's club. But you've been there? Oh sure, okay,
Speaker 1: I rolled a lot of calls there. We've got a
Speaker 1: great prime rib buffet. Do you should come with me
Speaker 1: just for lunch? Just for lunch? Will go for lunch?
Speaker 1: What time do you go? I go? I usually get there,
Speaker 1: and what's their COVID policy. COVID policy. Yeah, um, they
Speaker 1: asked you to bring an oven thermometer like for turkeys.
Speaker 1: For turkeys. Yes, and uh, but what's great is right
Speaker 1: next door is a COVID test place, so you can
Speaker 1: get a rapid PCR. What I do is I put
Speaker 1: my order in for prime rib. I go get a
Speaker 1: rapid PCR. Yeah, I wait fifteen minutes back at sine
Speaker 1: PM show, twelve PM show. Hi, girls, but that place
Speaker 1: is fantasy. No, it's a nice it's a win wins.
Speaker 1: In fact, since we're all together, wouldn't it be fun.
Speaker 1: Let's all let's all get up out of our church.
Speaker 1: Let's go to Sin on me. Yeah, let's go. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: we we actually we have an obligation to stay. We
Speaker 1: can't just everyone's mask. It's a good thing. In fact,
Speaker 1: you guys were working on a phrase for the show.
Speaker 1: We're spending hours hours working on a catchphrase. Maybe if
Speaker 1: I hold this up, we can all stay together. No, okay,
Speaker 1: this time just throwing anyone, let's go to sin this
Speaker 1: time kind of like whatever, No way, no, okay, throw
Speaker 1: it away a little more. Yeah, okay, no way, we're
Speaker 1: getting somewhere, but we're not there yet. But I think
Speaker 1: we all know that and that's okay, but you know,
Speaker 1: let's just stay gaged. I love It's really fun though,
Speaker 1: the no way side, because you don't know. I mean
Speaker 1: that could be Carolina might present that at any point,
Speaker 1: and you guys just be ready to jump in and
Speaker 1: it's It may not be fun for you, but it's
Speaker 1: gonna sound great. Someone's on their games. So it's your
Speaker 1: favorite season, it's our favorite season. Awards season. Is everyone excited? Yes,
Speaker 1: now you have to stop. You're obsessed with me. I
Speaker 1: get so giddy around Awards season. You celebrate early too.
Speaker 1: I celebrate right after Halloween. I start handicapping my movies.
Speaker 1: I have screening parties. Who's gonna wear? What? Get together?
Speaker 1: The Blueberries all get together. Pretend we're wearing Baylon Siaga.
Speaker 1: I don't know what is that? It fair a gamo?
Speaker 1: What do you I'm wearing Jay Z Penney, I actually am.
Speaker 1: I'm not joking. It says it on the back of
Speaker 1: my jacket. It says town Craft from J. C. Penny. Okay,
Speaker 1: come on, you guys, that is gold. Did you see
Speaker 1: anything you liked? Oh? So, what what about you what
Speaker 1: do you what do you think of of the movies
Speaker 1: out there? Okay? Uh? We saw Dune West Side Story.
Speaker 1: Oh yes. The cinematography, yeah, the singing, the dancing, very
Speaker 1: similar to the first time they made it. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: that's what I loved about. Its classic classic, How could
Speaker 1: you go wrong? I was like, this is exactly like
Speaker 1: the original, but I love it. Um, drive my car.
Speaker 1: Foreign film that got the best picture in subtitles. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't do that, Um Dune. Dune is sci fi
Speaker 1: sort of. I didn't see it, but you know what
Speaker 1: I thought about. They must have had sand in every
Speaker 1: crevice of their body, shooting them in their shoes, in ears,
Speaker 1: their nostrils, where else they're butt cracks. I had to
Speaker 1: go there. Timothy shallow Ban Shalomana ding doom yap hot,
Speaker 1: young Timothy Shellomando burning up the screen and burning up
Speaker 1: the screen. That there's Licorice, pizza Pta, Paul Thomas Anderson,
Speaker 1: he's from the Valley. Sure is okay? Oh? You know
Speaker 1: what I loved Powder of the Dog. Um. Oh, you're
Speaker 1: thinking of Power of the Dog, the Gene Campion movie. Yes,
Speaker 1: is it power? Yeah? Oh? I kept thinking it was
Speaker 1: a euphemism for cocaine. I thought it was like an
Speaker 1: old Western version of the cocaine trade. Yeah, powder of
Speaker 1: the dog, because dog sniff they should do if there
Speaker 1: was any creature that was going to ingest the mountain
Speaker 1: of cocaine, and probably a dog, right. I wonder how
Speaker 1: many of those drug dogs, drug sniffing dogs they just
Speaker 1: gotta put out to pastor because they're get snorted too
Speaker 1: much booger sugar, you know. But there were there were
Speaker 1: a lot of snubs this year. There were some snubs,
Speaker 1: like Lady Gaga didn't get a nomination. Did you see
Speaker 1: anything that you were like, come on, you know, there's
Speaker 1: always a lot of great movies. But I'm telling you
Speaker 1: the movie that keeps sticking in my mind and I
Speaker 1: can't get out of my crops is leprechn Did that
Speaker 1: come out this year? No? No, that came out starring
Speaker 1: up Punky Perky Jennifer Aniston, and she's got this leprechn
Speaker 1: chasing her around for his bag of a hundred gold
Speaker 1: pieces which give him special evil Leprech whoa scar. I
Speaker 1: dare anyone to hang out in a room alone with
Speaker 1: the lights off for more than five minutes with leprechn
Speaker 1: There's no way you'll be bolting out of there quicker
Speaker 1: than you can say powder of the Dog. It is.
Speaker 1: It is a I mean best picture, best actor, best
Speaker 1: visual effects, wardrobe, costume, best locations. It's just a powerhouse.
Speaker 1: And you I'm by the end of it. I'm like,
Speaker 1: how was this not being recognized? It came out so
Speaker 1: long ago, But there's still a chance. I mean, maybe
Speaker 1: they give it an Irving Thauberg Award or something like that,
Speaker 1: aposthumous apostosus Irving, but does what does posthumus means after
Speaker 1: they passed after? So maybe not for that? Did you
Speaker 1: see anything else that deserved recognition that I thought? We're
Speaker 1: very much snub little movie called Johnny Tsunami, right, what
Speaker 1: is this? It's about a young Hawaiian surfer, Johnny. He
Speaker 1: gets a rude awakening when his dad relocates to Vermont,
Speaker 1: a state seriously lacking in waves. And his name is
Speaker 1: Johnny Tsunami. Yeah. There, he struggles to fit in at
Speaker 1: a private school or guess what everyone skis So it
Speaker 1: is a classic fish out of water. All he knows
Speaker 1: how to do is surf. He just knows the water.
Speaker 1: But what if that skill applies itself to skiing, that
Speaker 1: he incorporates his surfings. That's what happens. Yes, but what
Speaker 1: if the skiers don't accept him, Well, they don't at first.
Speaker 1: What if he gets involved with a girl, yes, whose
Speaker 1: family is really into ski Did you write this movie
Speaker 1: and we're getting involved with Johnny Tsunami? Yes, okay, that
Speaker 1: sounds kind of good. And he then wins them all
Speaker 1: over and he's more popular than he's ever been. And yes,
Speaker 1: you are cheering for Johnny Tsunami. Another snub, A big
Speaker 1: time snub. Okay. The other one on my list is
Speaker 1: a movie called smart House. Listen to this one. A
Speaker 1: boy tries to stop his father from dating by programming
Speaker 1: their computerized house to be a surrogate mother stark, but
Speaker 1: you loved it, loved it. The boy, feeling alienated, doesn't
Speaker 1: want to have a new mommy and turns the house. Yes, hello, refrigerator,
Speaker 1: can you sing me a good night song? You know?
Speaker 1: And it is, Uh, it's really fun. It's really fun.
Speaker 1: A lot of use, a lot of technology and a
Speaker 1: lot of a lot of fun computer. Yeah, because I
Speaker 1: love I love the bleak bloops and the blood bloods.
Speaker 1: The other one that is probably the biggest snob of
Speaker 1: the season is a movie called Life Size. You're familiar
Speaker 1: with it. A widower's daughter uses magic in an attempt
Speaker 1: to resurrect her dead mother again I'm missing mother, but
Speaker 1: inadvertently brings a doll to life, changing the young girl's
Speaker 1: world forever. I think Tyra Banks is in that she
Speaker 1: is with Lindsay Lohan, classic and this doll comes to
Speaker 1: life and the girl is like, I totally forget that
Speaker 1: my mom is dead. This worked mom's mom? What mom?
Speaker 1: You know? This is a big Barbie's big there's a
Speaker 1: big old Barbie. And Tira Banks. I mean, I've always
Speaker 1: loved Tyra Banks, and I've been on the record saying
Speaker 1: that um and I won't back down ever from that statement.
Speaker 1: I don't think she was canceled. I'm just saying Tyra
Speaker 1: is my gal, and I've loved all of her work,
Speaker 1: every single thing she's done. I love it when she
Speaker 1: wakes up in the morning puts her shoes on. I've
Speaker 1: never witnessed that, just like everything everything she does is perfect.
Speaker 1: Everything TB bangs Okay, So I'm just anyway, there's you
Speaker 1: can't fit them all. We miss a lot of good ones.
Speaker 1: This year we miss a lot of good ones. So
Speaker 1: what are you gonna do? Should we get to tonight's guests.
Speaker 1: Let's get let's bring out our our guests for tonight.
Speaker 1: Would you guys, now, how many of you guys enjoy magic?
Speaker 1: I love magic? In fact, I used to have a
Speaker 1: suite of apartments at the Magic Castle, uh from the
Speaker 1: spring of night and seventy six to the Fall of
Speaker 1: n When they said what are you doing living here?
Speaker 1: And I said, what do you mean? These are my apartments?
Speaker 1: Are like, this is the attic and we don't allow
Speaker 1: people to live here. How long have you been here?
Speaker 1: I've been here for the last year, and they're like,
Speaker 1: get out, get out now. I don't hold a grudge.
Speaker 1: It was a while ago. Every now and then I'll
Speaker 1: drive by the Magic Castle and flip them the old
Speaker 1: uncle's uncle Charlie. Maybe collect some cat feces and through
Speaker 1: it by the front door. Light it on fire so
Speaker 1: they have to stomp it out. That's all. That's a
Speaker 1: long operation. Cat poop all over there, their feet and
Speaker 1: their mad and I am laughing all the way to
Speaker 1: pans for a chicken stick sandwich. Have you tried the
Speaker 1: chicken sticks sandwich pans. I haven't there was one clap.
Speaker 1: Whoever clapped they know the secret of the fried chicken
Speaker 1: stacks sandwich and pans. You can't eat but just one.
Speaker 1: Once you bite into the first one, you're going to
Speaker 1: order the second, and you're gonna be stuck on the
Speaker 1: toilet for a while. I'm just it's just a medical fact.
Speaker 1: It's just a medical fests. Not me trying to be
Speaker 1: gross funny, but you're gonna have bowel issues for a
Speaker 1: while to to chicken sandwiches, passing a ball of rubber
Speaker 1: cement science that the doctor said, medicine. Not trying to
Speaker 1: be fine. I'm a journalist, I'm not a comedian. A
Speaker 1: ball of Robert cement. We've got smells like chicken fried stuff.
Speaker 1: We've got it. That's all you're gonna say, walking away,
Speaker 1: walk away. Well, let's get to our guests, right, Yes, please,
Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, we have a wonderful guest for you tonight. Um.
Speaker 1: He's a fantastic, fantastic magician. Some of you may actually
Speaker 1: know him, a gentleman by the name of Justin Willman.
Speaker 1: Please welcome. It's a just woman, Justin thank you so
Speaker 1: making day. Please thank you? Justin Willman ever Hello? Can
Speaker 1: you believe we caught him? No way we did. I'm
Speaker 1: happy to be here. I was just having dinner across
Speaker 1: the street over at sin that's it. Did you say
Speaker 1: hi to Gabriella? She sentenced regards great, she's lovely. I
Speaker 1: hope her hip surgery went start breaking. Last time I checked,
Speaker 1: it was a large open wound. She would have money
Speaker 1: because they don't have any health insurance over at sin Um.
Speaker 1: Maybe that should be tonight's charity. You're going to raise
Speaker 1: some money. Let's see if you can switch it. Let's
Speaker 1: call Cancer for College and say sorry, gang money is
Speaker 1: going to sin So Justin, tell me a little bit
Speaker 1: about yourself. Where are you from? Original? I'm so glad
Speaker 1: to be here. By the way, magicians don't normally get,
Speaker 1: you know, a lot of respect the industry. Magicians are
Speaker 1: the chiropractors of the entertainment industry. You know, like half
Speaker 1: the people get something out of it, but the other
Speaker 1: half they could see what means you're always sneaking up
Speaker 1: on people asking them to relax, and then you I'm
Speaker 1: from St. Louis, Missouri. St. Louis, Missouri, and did you
Speaker 1: always were you always enthralled with magic? I I think
Speaker 1: that's a valid question. Am I Have I gone astray?
Speaker 1: How dare you? That was getting murky? Maybe we need
Speaker 1: to get a one to three. I broke my arms
Speaker 1: when I was twelve years old and on purpose. Yes,
Speaker 1: I was roller rollerblading while riding a bike. No way. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and my doctor recommended card tricks and physical therapy when
Speaker 1: I got the cast off. And that's how I got
Speaker 1: into magic, and I was I was enthralled. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: excuse me. It can't just happen all the time. This
Speaker 1: is got to have some sort of control. Um, we
Speaker 1: don't have anything. You've created a monster. Gotta be fun.
Speaker 1: I would be catchy. So you're twelve years old and
Speaker 1: you're you discovered this thing that you you you had
Speaker 1: an acuity for I had, Yes, it was the only thing.
Speaker 1: I was the only thing I was decent at, better
Speaker 1: than mediocrat. And I started doing kid's birthday parties. I
Speaker 1: had a moniker. I went by just Incredible. That was
Speaker 1: my stage name. Okay, okay, get it all right, good
Speaker 1: Justin and just Yeah. I did kid's birthday party, sing
Speaker 1: it like that. I wouldn't sing it I should have. Yeah. Um,
Speaker 1: and so you started doing kids birthday parties and that
Speaker 1: you obviously have developed into a yeah, assume you make
Speaker 1: money doing this? Yeah, okay, okay, he has like a
Speaker 1: show on Netflix. Oh you have a show justin I
Speaker 1: have a show. It's called Magic for Humans. We've done
Speaker 1: three seasons on Netflix. So h you thought he was
Speaker 1: just like I thought, he was just some guy off
Speaker 1: this like a lawyer. Who um, whoa, you're on Netflix?
Speaker 1: That's yeah, don't be nervous. Nervous, I know, but you're shaking.
Speaker 1: You can just ask your next question. Are magicians born?
Speaker 1: You got this? You Asian is born that way? Or
Speaker 1: does society have an effect? Did I come out to
Speaker 1: my parents as a magician. I didn't have to do that.
Speaker 1: Just Merlin of Old was born a wizard. He was
Speaker 1: You're not a wizard, are you? I'm not a wizard.
Speaker 1: So for me, magic wasn't. It was a choice because
Speaker 1: the wizard would already have that. The powers. Wizards don't
Speaker 1: have to do kid's birthday parties. I am dying up here.
Speaker 1: Can I show you a trick? We would love to
Speaker 1: see you love to see a trick? Yes, please, all right,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do I'm gonna show you my first trick.
Speaker 1: Since we're talking about when I was twelve and when
Speaker 1: I when I decided I want to be a magician.
Speaker 1: You have to, you know, you need to find a mentor,
Speaker 1: a sage elder Sonny Doug Henning would have been great.
Speaker 1: He was, do you remember the dug in his magic
Speaker 1: wag makes dodge caravan the magic wag. Oh, yes, he
Speaker 1: used to do dodge caravan commercials. I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: He would say, it's a magic wag and he told
Speaker 1: his smile a little too long anyway, Doug Heading was,
Speaker 1: I mean he I didn't have access to Dug Heading.
Speaker 1: I had an eighty year old mentor when I was twelve.
Speaker 1: His name was doctor Magic, not a real doctor, and
Speaker 1: he said the best magic you can do are tricks
Speaker 1: that use things that people have in their pockets, ordinary objects.
Speaker 1: He said. The one thing everybody will always have is
Speaker 1: one of these is a pocket. Heck, if you like
Speaker 1: running too, David Blaine somewhere, do you guys like have
Speaker 1: a showdown? Is it awkward? Are you like, hey Blaine? Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's going on? We we Yeah, there's the threat of
Speaker 1: a duel in the world, Copperfield, not like you're not
Speaker 1: gonna go near him, not gonna go near him. Okay, yeah, Lane,
Speaker 1: I could take okay, yeah, sorry, continued Copperfield. Write that
Speaker 1: down hankies because you just stay away from it. Do
Speaker 1: you carry a pocket handkerchief? Run? I usually do. I
Speaker 1: didn't tonight. Okay, does anybody here, Carrie, I have a
Speaker 1: collection of anybody under thirty needs to know. Like back
Speaker 1: in the day, if you were classy, you had you
Speaker 1: definitely did at all times to blow your nose in, right,
Speaker 1: you know, to phil with snock, fold up and then
Speaker 1: put it put in your pocket till later and do
Speaker 1: it again and again. Maybe your buddy needed a sneeze
Speaker 1: and you were like you vound it was. Perhaps you
Speaker 1: ran into a lady who was crying and you'd offer
Speaker 1: it up to her to wipe a face until the
Speaker 1: magician needed it and for a trick, and you'd hand
Speaker 1: me this petri dish. Those are the good old day.
Speaker 1: So this is a trick. This is the the hanky
Speaker 1: and microphone stand trick. Okay, all right, okay, you're ready
Speaker 1: one too. It happens fast, and I'm sure the audio
Speaker 1: audio listeners are really loving. Let me describe to read. Yeah,
Speaker 1: for our listeners, justin just called a hanky through a microphone? Sold.
Speaker 1: Can I examine that microphone for a second. Bron's checking
Speaker 1: it out? Okay, it's good. It checks out, checks out.
Speaker 1: Check regulation Guitar center for listeners at home. It's a
Speaker 1: solid regulation microphones. Do you like to know? Do you
Speaker 1: need to know how the tricks work? Carolina? No? You
Speaker 1: know some people some people think they need to know.
Speaker 1: Do you ever? Just you don't want to know. You
Speaker 1: don't want to magic magic like hot dogs? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: go on, you don't want to know how it's done.
Speaker 1: The more you know, the harder it is to swallow.
Speaker 1: Dross me. Okay, you know what I'm I'm I'm an exception.
Speaker 1: You could tell me every list of every horrible animal
Speaker 1: part that goes into a hot dog. I'm still eating
Speaker 1: five of them at the ballpark. I don't care well
Speaker 1: in the chicken fried steak pan. Would you show me
Speaker 1: a train? Um? Okay, look look me right in the
Speaker 1: eyes and uh we just hold your hands and I'm
Speaker 1: thinking of a number from one to twenty. Okay, what
Speaker 1: do you think it is? One? Gets? Is it any
Speaker 1: number one, mm hmm. And what what month were you born? July? July? Yeah,
Speaker 1: and what's your favorite flower? Um? I love peonies. Are
Speaker 1: you missing your watch? Oh? Thank you, thank you, Justin Willman,
Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, thank you, thank you, thank jam thank you, guys,
Speaker 1: thank you, Carolina, thank you, tine A. Thank That was amazing.
Speaker 1: And you're like the biggest Magic fan. I know you
Speaker 1: were going all Google Gaga for him. I liked that
Speaker 1: last trick, didn't you. I could tell it was pretty impressive. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like I said, getting like jealousy, you've got a real
Speaker 1: problem on her hand. A sorcerer with a Netflix show
Speaker 1: run around the streets of l A. Yeah, that's a problem,
Speaker 1: and no one's talking about it. Like I'm the only
Speaker 1: one who's paying attention to things, and so I think
Speaker 1: we maybe running running to the end of our show unfortunately.
Speaker 1: But I'd like to finish the night with a little
Speaker 1: segment I like to call my take. Mm hmm. For
Speaker 1: anyone who's been following the recent events with the Russians,
Speaker 1: one term comes to mind, not cool. I have always
Speaker 1: gone out on a limb and said that I don't
Speaker 1: give a rap what your beef is. But war is
Speaker 1: never the answer. I'll say it again and again and again.
Speaker 1: Not cool. Korean War not cool, Vietnam War not cool.
Speaker 1: M Invasion of Granada pretty cool those guys were asking for.
Speaker 1: But now Russia is up to no good and Putin
Speaker 1: has gone loco in the cabaza and doesn't really matter
Speaker 1: what country he's invaded. No one knows the name or
Speaker 1: where it's really located. The thing that is so maddening
Speaker 1: is that Baltimore Putin is trying to trying to reclaim
Speaker 1: absolute sovereignty over all of cocaine. He claims that cocaine
Speaker 1: has always been part of Russia and that cocaine is
Speaker 1: committing genocide and is run by neo Nazis? Is it
Speaker 1: Can anyone truly run cocaine? He claims that all Russians
Speaker 1: have historic and religious rights to cocaine. Do they more
Speaker 1: than anyone else? And if so, is that a good thing?
Speaker 1: Is that really something you want to brag about? Also,
Speaker 1: if you truly want to take absolute and total control
Speaker 1: over cocaine, why not attack somewhere where it's absolutely vital
Speaker 1: to the economy, like say South America or better yet,
Speaker 1: what about Beverly Hills. Half the houses up there were
Speaker 1: built on cocaine. I know, I'm a newsman. I follow
Speaker 1: my nose, and my nose can find cocaine anywhere. If
Speaker 1: you want top grade, pure cocaine, none of this fentin
Speaker 1: old stuff. You gotta go to Beverly Hills or Malibu.
Speaker 1: In there was more cocaine and Malibu than the sand
Speaker 1: and the Sahara seven quadrillion. You're not anyway, I digressed.
Speaker 1: Instead of say Colombia or Malibu or Linda Ronstat's house
Speaker 1: in you choose a nondescript little country in central Europe
Speaker 1: that no one has ever heard of. You listen to me,
Speaker 1: Mr Baltimore putin. I'm sure if you guys just laid
Speaker 1: down your weapons and went back home nicely, all the
Speaker 1: countries in the world would be happy to send you
Speaker 1: all the powder of the dog you and your people
Speaker 1: could handle. You'd be up for six months straight. You
Speaker 1: would truly be the leader of cocaine. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: It's it's Ukraine. You're thinking about. What what's Ukraine? Ukraine's
Speaker 1: the country. It's not cocaine. Oh it's not cocaine. Oh
Speaker 1: it's Ukraine. Oh anyway, that's my take. I'm on Burgundy.
Speaker 1: Thank you everyone, thanks for coming up, break care you,
Speaker 1: good night every one. It's year around the man. Sexy Sexy,
Speaker 1: Sexy sais because he's so flight you could drive like
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Speaker 1: fool wheel try so. We never get the gud Brek
Speaker 1: so far ticking up a lot of bandwids. And he's
Speaker 1: a guy. Yeah, he ain't no stand and he doesn't
Speaker 1: have cheese on a nighttime sandwich because everybody knows he's
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