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<v Speaker 1>He's a sexy sexy man. What's a sexy sexy plan?

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<v Speaker 1>Because he ain't no suckers. Look, it's so flight you

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<v Speaker 1>could try like a trucker, clean like a plank. You

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<v Speaker 1>the solim younger fool, whell try so we never get

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<v Speaker 1>a suckup. He bring so much to get up a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of bandwids. And he's a guy. Ye, he ain't

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<v Speaker 1>no stand and he doesn't have cheese on a nighttime

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<v Speaker 1>standwich because everybody knows he's the Burgens. He banded the

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<v Speaker 1>Ron Burgundy Podcast. Ladies and gentlemen, live from the Largo

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<v Speaker 1>Theater in Hollywood. Put your hands together, your Ron Burgundy?

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<v Speaker 1>Who he fcome? Oh my good us, Welcome to lar

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Ron Burgerndy. This is Carolina, my lovely ghost. And uh,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't believe we're here. I can't believe they asked

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<v Speaker 1>us to be here. Yes, this is amazing. I can't

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<v Speaker 1>believe that there are people in the theater. We really

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<v Speaker 1>appreciate it. This is so exciting. And we just see

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<v Speaker 1>your beautiful eyes and that's okay, that's all right, that's

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<v Speaker 1>all right with me. I prefer the upper part of

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<v Speaker 1>the head. I just do that's what I've realized in

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<v Speaker 1>this quarantine lockdown situation. Well, we're past the lockdown right

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<v Speaker 1>here at Largo. It is. It's wonderful to be here

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<v Speaker 1>in the heart of Hollywood. And we want to thank

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<v Speaker 1>Largo because the proceeds from tonight are donated to cancer.

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<v Speaker 1>It's an amazing charity college scholarships to cancer survivors. So

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<v Speaker 1>it's all going to a good cause. So thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>We really appreciate that thanks to Largo, and uh we

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<v Speaker 1>are It's just so wonderful to be in front of people,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm so excited with this connection. I I had

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<v Speaker 1>the funniest thought, uh because normally we do the podcast

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<v Speaker 1>in a studio, professional studio, not in the back of

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<v Speaker 1>a van that's been rumored and written about. Um oh

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<v Speaker 1>oh hello, so that's better. Anyway, I'm so thrilled to

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<v Speaker 1>be in front of an audience. I thought we'd have

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<v Speaker 1>some fun. And I'm just thinking for people who later

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<v Speaker 1>listen to this on the podcast, wouldn't it be fun

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<v Speaker 1>if if if they just happened to you know, because

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes you you start a podcast in the middle or

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<v Speaker 1>like three minutes in, like I don't want to, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to listen to the front part. I just

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to three minutes. But I think it'd be so

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<v Speaker 1>funny if we re do the intro and you guys,

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<v Speaker 1>instead of applauding, you guys, just boo the crap out

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<v Speaker 1>of there, okay, And I think our listeners would get

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<v Speaker 1>such a kick. So if you'll indulge me, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>go backstage and then and then and then I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>and then you guys just boom let it reck. Okay, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you got it. Okay, ladies and gentlemen, put your hands

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<v Speaker 1>together for Rod Burgundy. Great, right, well that was perfect.

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<v Speaker 1>So our listeners are gonna love this. Stop it. This

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<v Speaker 1>is what you asked them to do, okay, not made

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<v Speaker 1>of stone? Are you all right? You just told them

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<v Speaker 1>you've got to be a funny bit completely back for

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<v Speaker 1>Oh all right, well I've been reduced the rubble. We

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<v Speaker 1>just want to thank Margo for letting us. I've seen

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<v Speaker 1>so many amazing shows that are you okay? All right,

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<v Speaker 1>let's hear a little bit of love for Ron. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't need that, but thank you, boy. That was

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<v Speaker 1>a psychological roller coast you put yourself for lies. It

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<v Speaker 1>was a joke, but it did not feel like one.

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<v Speaker 1>The vitriol. I don't ever recommend you doing that at home.

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<v Speaker 1>If you have the opportunity for applause, take it, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>run with it. Don't put it to bed, change the stiper,

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<v Speaker 1>give it a bottle, put it to bed, don't don't,

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<v Speaker 1>don't shake the baby, don't chick the baby at all.

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<v Speaker 1>We're back. Bag Largo is amazing. It is a Hollywood institution,

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<v Speaker 1>isn't it. Oh my god, I've seen I've seen a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of shows here. Oh, I've seen so many shows comedy.

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<v Speaker 1>I've seen guitar Phoebe Bridgers. Right. One of the greatest

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<v Speaker 1>shows I saw here was called Triple j and it

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<v Speaker 1>was Jethro Toll Jefferson Airplane and the Jackson three, the

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<v Speaker 1>Jackson five, Jackson or the Jackson three. Who's in the

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<v Speaker 1>Jackson three. Well, there's hot little jazz trio Michael Jermaine okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Tito okay, and Michael is this He just blew that

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<v Speaker 1>trumpet like nobody's business. It's just a great They did

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<v Speaker 1>this thing like I'm called a moonwalk. Okay. Yeah, not

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<v Speaker 1>to be confused with the Jackson five, the Jackson three

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<v Speaker 1>but you can see where the confusion comes. Yeah, not really.

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<v Speaker 1>The other thing. I've seen some wonderful theater in this place.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, amazing, so many great shows. Nonsense is

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<v Speaker 1>that what it sounds like. It's it's a group of

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<v Speaker 1>nuns up to no good nonsense and it's a it's

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<v Speaker 1>a play on words, no nonsense like hij hijinks, full hijinks.

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<v Speaker 1>And no one loves watching nuns have fun more than me. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>there was another another show that completely changed my life.

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<v Speaker 1>I Love you, You're perfect now change? Did you? People

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<v Speaker 1>see it? Here? Ran for ten years and there were

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<v Speaker 1>barely thirty people in the audience, but boy, it was

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<v Speaker 1>it was. It was life changing. And there's been like

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<v Speaker 1>some kind of cool avant garde like experimental stuff here. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>this very yeah, very unknown, very alternative. Uh. This group

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't know if you've ever heard of him,

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<v Speaker 1>A lot of people haven't, called the Blue Man Group.

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<v Speaker 1>And I saw them here and I was like, that

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<v Speaker 1>ain't gonna work. The concept was just gonna work. They

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<v Speaker 1>paint themselves blue and they're banging on drums and pots

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<v Speaker 1>and pans, and a feral cat runs through the theater

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<v Speaker 1>and there's no dialogue. And within the first five minutes

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<v Speaker 1>I just I said out loud, Nope, not buying it,

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<v Speaker 1>and the guy went, he heard you, and then they

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<v Speaker 1>brought me up on stage. I was hooked. I'm what's

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<v Speaker 1>called a Blueberry blue Man group fan, super fan. Blueberry

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<v Speaker 1>were the Blueberries. So there's a lot of you. There's

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of yeah, nationwide. Sure, the small chapters like

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<v Speaker 1>small chapters. Whether there I belong to the San Dimon's chapter. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>And we'll go out there and make a day of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Go to Magic Mountain Face paint our faces blue right

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<v Speaker 1>on roller coasters. That means should we get lunch? Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>The other thing I love about Largo in this neighborhood

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<v Speaker 1>so much history is the pretty famous little gentleman's club

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<v Speaker 1>across the way. Oh right, what's it? What's it called?

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<v Speaker 1>Against Sin? S y n N Sin. That's amazing. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a gentleman's club. But you've been there? Oh sure, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I rolled a lot of calls there. We've got a

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<v Speaker 1>great prime rib buffet. Do you should come with me

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<v Speaker 1>just for lunch? Just for lunch? Will go for lunch?

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<v Speaker 1>What time do you go? I go? I usually get there,

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<v Speaker 1>and what's their COVID policy. COVID policy. Yeah, um, they

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<v Speaker 1>asked you to bring an oven thermometer like for turkeys.

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<v Speaker 1>For turkeys. Yes, and uh, but what's great is right

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<v Speaker 1>next door is a COVID test place, so you can

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<v Speaker 1>get a rapid PCR. What I do is I put

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<v Speaker 1>my order in for prime rib. I go get a

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<v Speaker 1>rapid PCR. Yeah, I wait fifteen minutes back at sine

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<v Speaker 1>PM show, twelve PM show. Hi, girls, but that place

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<v Speaker 1>is fantasy. No, it's a nice it's a win wins.

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<v Speaker 1>In fact, since we're all together, wouldn't it be fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's all let's all get up out of our church.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go to Sin on me. Yeah, let's go. No, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>we we actually we have an obligation to stay. We

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<v Speaker 1>can't just everyone's mask. It's a good thing. In fact,

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<v Speaker 1>you guys were working on a phrase for the show.

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<v Speaker 1>We're spending hours hours working on a catchphrase. Maybe if

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<v Speaker 1>I hold this up, we can all stay together. No, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>this time just throwing anyone, let's go to sin this

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<v Speaker 1>time kind of like whatever, No way, no, okay, throw

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<v Speaker 1>it away a little more. Yeah, okay, no way, we're

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<v Speaker 1>getting somewhere, but we're not there yet. But I think

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<v Speaker 1>we all know that and that's okay, but you know,

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<v Speaker 1>let's just stay gaged. I love It's really fun though,

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<v Speaker 1>the no way side, because you don't know. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>that could be Carolina might present that at any point,

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<v Speaker 1>and you guys just be ready to jump in and

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<v Speaker 1>it's It may not be fun for you, but it's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna sound great. Someone's on their games. So it's your

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<v Speaker 1>favorite season, it's our favorite season. Awards season. Is everyone excited? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>now you have to stop. You're obsessed with me. I

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<v Speaker 1>get so giddy around Awards season. You celebrate early too.

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<v Speaker 1>I celebrate right after Halloween. I start handicapping my movies.

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<v Speaker 1>I have screening parties. Who's gonna wear? What? Get together?

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<v Speaker 1>The Blueberries all get together. Pretend we're wearing Baylon Siaga.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what is that? It fair a gamo?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you I'm wearing Jay Z Penney, I actually am.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not joking. It says it on the back of

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<v Speaker 1>my jacket. It says town Craft from J. C. Penny. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>come on, you guys, that is gold. Did you see

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<v Speaker 1>anything you liked? Oh? So, what what about you what

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<v Speaker 1>do you what do you think of of the movies

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<v Speaker 1>out there? Okay? Uh? We saw Dune West Side Story.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yes. The cinematography, yeah, the singing, the dancing, very

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<v Speaker 1>similar to the first time they made it. Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 1>that's what I loved about. Its classic classic, How could

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<v Speaker 1>you go wrong? I was like, this is exactly like

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<v Speaker 1>the original, but I love it. Um, drive my car.

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<v Speaker 1>Foreign film that got the best picture in subtitles. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't do that, Um Dune. Dune is sci fi

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<v Speaker 1>sort of. I didn't see it, but you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I thought about. They must have had sand in every

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<v Speaker 1>crevice of their body, shooting them in their shoes, in ears,

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<v Speaker 1>their nostrils, where else they're butt cracks. I had to

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<v Speaker 1>go there. Timothy shallow Ban Shalomana ding doom yap hot,

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<v Speaker 1>young Timothy Shellomando burning up the screen and burning up

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<v Speaker 1>the screen. That there's Licorice, pizza Pta, Paul Thomas Anderson,

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<v Speaker 1>he's from the Valley. Sure is okay? Oh? You know

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<v Speaker 1>what I loved Powder of the Dog. Um. Oh, you're

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<v Speaker 1>thinking of Power of the Dog, the Gene Campion movie. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>is it power? Yeah? Oh? I kept thinking it was

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<v Speaker 1>a euphemism for cocaine. I thought it was like an

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<v Speaker 1>old Western version of the cocaine trade. Yeah, powder of

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<v Speaker 1>the dog, because dog sniff they should do if there

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<v Speaker 1>was any creature that was going to ingest the mountain

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<v Speaker 1>of cocaine, and probably a dog, right. I wonder how

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<v Speaker 1>many of those drug dogs, drug sniffing dogs they just

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<v Speaker 1>gotta put out to pastor because they're get snorted too

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<v Speaker 1>much booger sugar, you know. But there were there were

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of snubs this year. There were some snubs,

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<v Speaker 1>like Lady Gaga didn't get a nomination. Did you see

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<v Speaker 1>anything that you were like, come on, you know, there's

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<v Speaker 1>always a lot of great movies. But I'm telling you

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<v Speaker 1>the movie that keeps sticking in my mind and I

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<v Speaker 1>can't get out of my crops is leprechn Did that

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<v Speaker 1>come out this year? No? No, that came out starring

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<v Speaker 1>up Punky Perky Jennifer Aniston, and she's got this leprechn

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<v Speaker 1>chasing her around for his bag of a hundred gold

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<v Speaker 1>pieces which give him special evil Leprech whoa scar. I

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<v Speaker 1>dare anyone to hang out in a room alone with

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<v Speaker 1>the lights off for more than five minutes with leprechn

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<v Speaker 1>There's no way you'll be bolting out of there quicker

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<v Speaker 1>than you can say powder of the Dog. It is.

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<v Speaker 1>It is a I mean best picture, best actor, best

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<v Speaker 1>visual effects, wardrobe, costume, best locations. It's just a powerhouse.

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<v Speaker 1>And you I'm by the end of it. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>how was this not being recognized? It came out so

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<v Speaker 1>long ago, But there's still a chance. I mean, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>they give it an Irving Thauberg Award or something like that,

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<v Speaker 1>aposthumous apostosus Irving, but does what does posthumus means after

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<v Speaker 1>they passed after? So maybe not for that? Did you

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<v Speaker 1>see anything else that deserved recognition that I thought? We're

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<v Speaker 1>very much snub little movie called Johnny Tsunami, right, what

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<v Speaker 1>is this? It's about a young Hawaiian surfer, Johnny. He

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<v Speaker 1>gets a rude awakening when his dad relocates to Vermont,

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<v Speaker 1>a state seriously lacking in waves. And his name is

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<v Speaker 1>Johnny Tsunami. Yeah. There, he struggles to fit in at

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<v Speaker 1>a private school or guess what everyone skis So it

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<v Speaker 1>is a classic fish out of water. All he knows

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<v Speaker 1>how to do is surf. He just knows the water.

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<v Speaker 1>But what if that skill applies itself to skiing, that

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<v Speaker 1>he incorporates his surfings. That's what happens. Yes, but what

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<v Speaker 1>if the skiers don't accept him, Well, they don't at first.

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<v Speaker 1>What if he gets involved with a girl, yes, whose

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<v Speaker 1>family is really into ski Did you write this movie

0:19:28.640 --> 0:19:34.080
<v Speaker 1>and we're getting involved with Johnny Tsunami? Yes, okay, that

0:19:34.119 --> 0:19:37.000
<v Speaker 1>sounds kind of good. And he then wins them all

0:19:37.080 --> 0:19:40.760
<v Speaker 1>over and he's more popular than he's ever been. And yes,

0:19:41.840 --> 0:19:47.240
<v Speaker 1>you are cheering for Johnny Tsunami. Another snub, A big

0:19:47.240 --> 0:19:51.000
<v Speaker 1>time snub. Okay. The other one on my list is

0:19:51.040 --> 0:20:00.080
<v Speaker 1>a movie called smart House. Listen to this one. A

0:20:00.160 --> 0:20:04.440
<v Speaker 1>boy tries to stop his father from dating by programming

0:20:04.480 --> 0:20:13.439
<v Speaker 1>their computerized house to be a surrogate mother stark, but

0:20:13.520 --> 0:20:20.040
<v Speaker 1>you loved it, loved it. The boy, feeling alienated, doesn't

0:20:20.040 --> 0:20:28.480
<v Speaker 1>want to have a new mommy and turns the house. Yes, hello, refrigerator,

0:20:30.200 --> 0:20:32.000
<v Speaker 1>can you sing me a good night song? You know?

0:20:32.840 --> 0:20:37.120
<v Speaker 1>And it is, Uh, it's really fun. It's really fun.

0:20:37.240 --> 0:20:39.439
<v Speaker 1>A lot of use, a lot of technology and a

0:20:39.480 --> 0:20:45.040
<v Speaker 1>lot of a lot of fun computer. Yeah, because I

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<v Speaker 1>love I love the bleak bloops and the blood bloods.

0:20:51.240 --> 0:20:54.359
<v Speaker 1>The other one that is probably the biggest snob of

0:20:54.400 --> 0:20:59.480
<v Speaker 1>the season is a movie called Life Size. You're familiar

0:20:59.520 --> 0:21:05.560
<v Speaker 1>with it. A widower's daughter uses magic in an attempt

0:21:05.640 --> 0:21:10.879
<v Speaker 1>to resurrect her dead mother again I'm missing mother, but

0:21:11.000 --> 0:21:14.280
<v Speaker 1>inadvertently brings a doll to life, changing the young girl's

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<v Speaker 1>world forever. I think Tyra Banks is in that she

0:21:18.960 --> 0:21:23.800
<v Speaker 1>is with Lindsay Lohan, classic and this doll comes to

0:21:24.680 --> 0:21:28.600
<v Speaker 1>life and the girl is like, I totally forget that

0:21:28.640 --> 0:21:36.320
<v Speaker 1>my mom is dead. This worked mom's mom? What mom?

0:21:36.800 --> 0:21:38.960
<v Speaker 1>You know? This is a big Barbie's big there's a

0:21:38.960 --> 0:21:44.520
<v Speaker 1>big old Barbie. And Tira Banks. I mean, I've always

0:21:44.560 --> 0:21:46.280
<v Speaker 1>loved Tyra Banks, and I've been on the record saying

0:21:46.320 --> 0:21:53.000
<v Speaker 1>that um and I won't back down ever from that statement.

0:21:53.680 --> 0:21:57.960
<v Speaker 1>I don't think she was canceled. I'm just saying Tyra

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<v Speaker 1>is my gal, and I've loved all of her work,

0:22:03.119 --> 0:22:06.439
<v Speaker 1>every single thing she's done. I love it when she

0:22:06.480 --> 0:22:11.280
<v Speaker 1>wakes up in the morning puts her shoes on. I've

0:22:11.280 --> 0:22:16.399
<v Speaker 1>never witnessed that, just like everything everything she does is perfect.

0:22:16.560 --> 0:22:23.680
<v Speaker 1>Everything TB bangs Okay, So I'm just anyway, there's you

0:22:24.000 --> 0:22:27.000
<v Speaker 1>can't fit them all. We miss a lot of good ones.

0:22:27.040 --> 0:22:28.960
<v Speaker 1>This year we miss a lot of good ones. So

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<v Speaker 1>what are you gonna do? Should we get to tonight's guests.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's get let's bring out our our guests for tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you guys, now, how many of you guys enjoy magic?

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<v Speaker 1>I love magic? In fact, I used to have a

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<v Speaker 1>suite of apartments at the Magic Castle, uh from the

0:22:59.320 --> 0:23:01.359
<v Speaker 1>spring of night and seventy six to the Fall of

0:23:01.440 --> 0:23:07.400
<v Speaker 1>n When they said what are you doing living here?

0:23:09.640 --> 0:23:13.679
<v Speaker 1>And I said, what do you mean? These are my apartments?

0:23:13.720 --> 0:23:16.919
<v Speaker 1>Are like, this is the attic and we don't allow

0:23:16.960 --> 0:23:18.480
<v Speaker 1>people to live here. How long have you been here?

0:23:18.480 --> 0:23:21.080
<v Speaker 1>I've been here for the last year, and they're like,

0:23:21.160 --> 0:23:24.600
<v Speaker 1>get out, get out now. I don't hold a grudge.

0:23:27.119 --> 0:23:32.000
<v Speaker 1>It was a while ago. Every now and then I'll

0:23:32.080 --> 0:23:34.520
<v Speaker 1>drive by the Magic Castle and flip them the old

0:23:34.720 --> 0:23:44.200
<v Speaker 1>uncle's uncle Charlie. Maybe collect some cat feces and through

0:23:44.280 --> 0:23:47.119
<v Speaker 1>it by the front door. Light it on fire so

0:23:47.119 --> 0:23:49.159
<v Speaker 1>they have to stomp it out. That's all. That's a

0:23:49.160 --> 0:23:52.800
<v Speaker 1>long operation. Cat poop all over there, their feet and

0:23:52.800 --> 0:23:56.639
<v Speaker 1>their mad and I am laughing all the way to

0:23:56.840 --> 0:24:02.960
<v Speaker 1>pans for a chicken stick sandwich. Have you tried the

0:24:03.080 --> 0:24:06.639
<v Speaker 1>chicken sticks sandwich pans. I haven't there was one clap.

0:24:13.200 --> 0:24:17.960
<v Speaker 1>Whoever clapped they know the secret of the fried chicken

0:24:17.960 --> 0:24:23.359
<v Speaker 1>stacks sandwich and pans. You can't eat but just one.

0:24:24.280 --> 0:24:27.159
<v Speaker 1>Once you bite into the first one, you're going to

0:24:27.280 --> 0:24:33.240
<v Speaker 1>order the second, and you're gonna be stuck on the

0:24:33.320 --> 0:24:38.320
<v Speaker 1>toilet for a while. I'm just it's just a medical fact.

0:24:38.400 --> 0:24:40.359
<v Speaker 1>It's just a medical fests. Not me trying to be

0:24:40.440 --> 0:24:44.960
<v Speaker 1>gross funny, but you're gonna have bowel issues for a

0:24:45.080 --> 0:24:50.119
<v Speaker 1>while to to chicken sandwiches, passing a ball of rubber

0:24:50.160 --> 0:24:57.800
<v Speaker 1>cement science that the doctor said, medicine. Not trying to

0:24:57.800 --> 0:25:05.960
<v Speaker 1>be fine. I'm a journalist, I'm not a comedian. A

0:25:06.080 --> 0:25:12.040
<v Speaker 1>ball of Robert cement. We've got smells like chicken fried stuff.

0:25:14.320 --> 0:25:17.160
<v Speaker 1>We've got it. That's all you're gonna say, walking away,

0:25:17.240 --> 0:25:37.719
<v Speaker 1>walk away. Well, let's get to our guests, right, Yes, please,

0:25:38.440 --> 0:25:42.800
<v Speaker 1>ladies and gentlemen, we have a wonderful guest for you tonight. Um.

0:25:42.840 --> 0:25:48.399
<v Speaker 1>He's a fantastic, fantastic magician. Some of you may actually

0:25:48.520 --> 0:25:51.440
<v Speaker 1>know him, a gentleman by the name of Justin Willman.

0:25:51.560 --> 0:25:59.280
<v Speaker 1>Please welcome. It's a just woman, Justin thank you so

0:25:59.480 --> 0:26:06.760
<v Speaker 1>making day. Please thank you? Justin Willman ever Hello? Can

0:26:06.840 --> 0:26:11.720
<v Speaker 1>you believe we caught him? No way we did. I'm

0:26:11.760 --> 0:26:13.879
<v Speaker 1>happy to be here. I was just having dinner across

0:26:13.880 --> 0:26:18.120
<v Speaker 1>the street over at sin that's it. Did you say

0:26:18.200 --> 0:26:23.800
<v Speaker 1>hi to Gabriella? She sentenced regards great, she's lovely. I

0:26:23.840 --> 0:26:29.600
<v Speaker 1>hope her hip surgery went start breaking. Last time I checked,

0:26:29.600 --> 0:26:32.520
<v Speaker 1>it was a large open wound. She would have money

0:26:35.520 --> 0:26:41.199
<v Speaker 1>because they don't have any health insurance over at sin Um.

0:26:41.200 --> 0:26:45.280
<v Speaker 1>Maybe that should be tonight's charity. You're going to raise

0:26:45.320 --> 0:26:47.760
<v Speaker 1>some money. Let's see if you can switch it. Let's

0:26:47.800 --> 0:26:51.720
<v Speaker 1>call Cancer for College and say sorry, gang money is

0:26:51.720 --> 0:27:00.359
<v Speaker 1>going to sin So Justin, tell me a little bit

0:27:00.400 --> 0:27:02.720
<v Speaker 1>about yourself. Where are you from? Original? I'm so glad

0:27:02.760 --> 0:27:07.840
<v Speaker 1>to be here. By the way, magicians don't normally get,

0:27:08.680 --> 0:27:11.119
<v Speaker 1>you know, a lot of respect the industry. Magicians are

0:27:11.119 --> 0:27:15.720
<v Speaker 1>the chiropractors of the entertainment industry. You know, like half

0:27:15.760 --> 0:27:17.880
<v Speaker 1>the people get something out of it, but the other

0:27:17.920 --> 0:27:20.600
<v Speaker 1>half they could see what means you're always sneaking up

0:27:20.600 --> 0:27:26.520
<v Speaker 1>on people asking them to relax, and then you I'm

0:27:26.520 --> 0:27:30.119
<v Speaker 1>from St. Louis, Missouri. St. Louis, Missouri, and did you

0:27:30.200 --> 0:27:38.200
<v Speaker 1>always were you always enthralled with magic? I I think

0:27:38.200 --> 0:27:43.120
<v Speaker 1>that's a valid question. Am I Have I gone astray?

0:27:45.119 --> 0:27:50.560
<v Speaker 1>How dare you? That was getting murky? Maybe we need

0:27:50.600 --> 0:27:55.120
<v Speaker 1>to get a one to three. I broke my arms

0:27:55.160 --> 0:27:59.520
<v Speaker 1>when I was twelve years old and on purpose. Yes,

0:28:00.920 --> 0:28:06.639
<v Speaker 1>I was roller rollerblading while riding a bike. No way. Yeah,

0:28:07.320 --> 0:28:10.600
<v Speaker 1>and my doctor recommended card tricks and physical therapy when

0:28:10.640 --> 0:28:12.800
<v Speaker 1>I got the cast off. And that's how I got

0:28:12.800 --> 0:28:15.880
<v Speaker 1>into magic, and I was I was enthralled. Yes, yeah,

0:28:16.359 --> 0:28:21.280
<v Speaker 1>excuse me. It can't just happen all the time. This

0:28:21.359 --> 0:28:28.919
<v Speaker 1>is got to have some sort of control. Um, we

0:28:28.960 --> 0:28:32.480
<v Speaker 1>don't have anything. You've created a monster. Gotta be fun.

0:28:32.640 --> 0:28:35.360
<v Speaker 1>I would be catchy. So you're twelve years old and

0:28:35.400 --> 0:28:38.760
<v Speaker 1>you're you discovered this thing that you you you had

0:28:38.760 --> 0:28:41.640
<v Speaker 1>an acuity for I had, Yes, it was the only thing.

0:28:41.720 --> 0:28:44.240
<v Speaker 1>I was the only thing I was decent at, better

0:28:44.280 --> 0:28:47.480
<v Speaker 1>than mediocrat. And I started doing kid's birthday parties. I

0:28:47.520 --> 0:28:50.280
<v Speaker 1>had a moniker. I went by just Incredible. That was

0:28:50.320 --> 0:28:56.200
<v Speaker 1>my stage name. Okay, okay, get it all right, good

0:28:56.520 --> 0:29:02.600
<v Speaker 1>Justin and just Yeah. I did kid's birthday party, sing

0:29:02.600 --> 0:29:07.200
<v Speaker 1>it like that. I wouldn't sing it I should have. Yeah. Um,

0:29:07.240 --> 0:29:10.320
<v Speaker 1>and so you started doing kids birthday parties and that

0:29:11.160 --> 0:29:16.120
<v Speaker 1>you obviously have developed into a yeah, assume you make

0:29:16.200 --> 0:29:19.960
<v Speaker 1>money doing this? Yeah, okay, okay, he has like a

0:29:20.040 --> 0:29:25.800
<v Speaker 1>show on Netflix. Oh you have a show justin I

0:29:25.840 --> 0:29:28.680
<v Speaker 1>have a show. It's called Magic for Humans. We've done

0:29:28.680 --> 0:29:34.600
<v Speaker 1>three seasons on Netflix. So h you thought he was

0:29:34.680 --> 0:29:36.640
<v Speaker 1>just like I thought, he was just some guy off

0:29:36.680 --> 0:29:41.280
<v Speaker 1>this like a lawyer. Who um, whoa, you're on Netflix?

0:29:41.360 --> 0:29:50.120
<v Speaker 1>That's yeah, don't be nervous. Nervous, I know, but you're shaking.

0:29:51.760 --> 0:29:55.080
<v Speaker 1>You can just ask your next question. Are magicians born?

0:29:57.440 --> 0:30:01.160
<v Speaker 1>You got this? You Asian is born that way? Or

0:30:01.200 --> 0:30:07.880
<v Speaker 1>does society have an effect? Did I come out to

0:30:07.920 --> 0:30:10.360
<v Speaker 1>my parents as a magician. I didn't have to do that.

0:30:12.680 --> 0:30:17.440
<v Speaker 1>Just Merlin of Old was born a wizard. He was

0:30:21.880 --> 0:30:24.120
<v Speaker 1>You're not a wizard, are you? I'm not a wizard.

0:30:24.200 --> 0:30:27.800
<v Speaker 1>So for me, magic wasn't. It was a choice because

0:30:27.800 --> 0:30:33.680
<v Speaker 1>the wizard would already have that. The powers. Wizards don't

0:30:33.680 --> 0:30:39.000
<v Speaker 1>have to do kid's birthday parties. I am dying up here.

0:30:40.960 --> 0:30:42.600
<v Speaker 1>Can I show you a trick? We would love to

0:30:42.640 --> 0:30:47.400
<v Speaker 1>see you love to see a trick? Yes, please, all right,

0:30:48.800 --> 0:30:50.720
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna do I'm gonna show you my first trick.

0:30:50.760 --> 0:30:53.160
<v Speaker 1>Since we're talking about when I was twelve and when

0:30:53.160 --> 0:30:54.800
<v Speaker 1>I when I decided I want to be a magician.

0:30:54.840 --> 0:30:57.040
<v Speaker 1>You have to, you know, you need to find a mentor,

0:30:57.760 --> 0:31:01.280
<v Speaker 1>a sage elder Sonny Doug Henning would have been great.

0:31:01.320 --> 0:31:03.320
<v Speaker 1>He was, do you remember the dug in his magic

0:31:03.360 --> 0:31:06.000
<v Speaker 1>wag makes dodge caravan the magic wag. Oh, yes, he

0:31:06.080 --> 0:31:08.040
<v Speaker 1>used to do dodge caravan commercials. I didn't know that.

0:31:08.080 --> 0:31:13.960
<v Speaker 1>He would say, it's a magic wag and he told

0:31:14.000 --> 0:31:18.320
<v Speaker 1>his smile a little too long anyway, Doug Heading was,

0:31:18.640 --> 0:31:20.320
<v Speaker 1>I mean he I didn't have access to Dug Heading.

0:31:20.360 --> 0:31:22.800
<v Speaker 1>I had an eighty year old mentor when I was twelve.

0:31:22.960 --> 0:31:26.120
<v Speaker 1>His name was doctor Magic, not a real doctor, and

0:31:26.160 --> 0:31:29.360
<v Speaker 1>he said the best magic you can do are tricks

0:31:29.400 --> 0:31:32.160
<v Speaker 1>that use things that people have in their pockets, ordinary objects.

0:31:32.160 --> 0:31:34.160
<v Speaker 1>He said. The one thing everybody will always have is

0:31:34.160 --> 0:31:36.920
<v Speaker 1>one of these is a pocket. Heck, if you like

0:31:37.000 --> 0:31:39.600
<v Speaker 1>running too, David Blaine somewhere, do you guys like have

0:31:39.640 --> 0:31:45.120
<v Speaker 1>a showdown? Is it awkward? Are you like, hey Blaine? Yeah,

0:31:45.360 --> 0:31:48.080
<v Speaker 1>what's going on? We we Yeah, there's the threat of

0:31:48.120 --> 0:31:56.760
<v Speaker 1>a duel in the world, Copperfield, not like you're not

0:31:56.880 --> 0:32:00.560
<v Speaker 1>gonna go near him, not gonna go near him. Okay, yeah, Lane,

0:32:00.560 --> 0:32:05.840
<v Speaker 1>I could take okay, yeah, sorry, continued Copperfield. Write that

0:32:05.880 --> 0:32:08.960
<v Speaker 1>down hankies because you just stay away from it. Do

0:32:09.000 --> 0:32:11.760
<v Speaker 1>you carry a pocket handkerchief? Run? I usually do. I

0:32:11.800 --> 0:32:16.800
<v Speaker 1>didn't tonight. Okay, does anybody here, Carrie, I have a

0:32:16.840 --> 0:32:19.960
<v Speaker 1>collection of anybody under thirty needs to know. Like back

0:32:19.960 --> 0:32:21.920
<v Speaker 1>in the day, if you were classy, you had you

0:32:21.960 --> 0:32:24.440
<v Speaker 1>definitely did at all times to blow your nose in, right,

0:32:24.520 --> 0:32:26.640
<v Speaker 1>you know, to phil with snock, fold up and then

0:32:26.680 --> 0:32:28.640
<v Speaker 1>put it put in your pocket till later and do

0:32:28.680 --> 0:32:32.680
<v Speaker 1>it again and again. Maybe your buddy needed a sneeze

0:32:32.680 --> 0:32:38.080
<v Speaker 1>and you were like you vound it was. Perhaps you

0:32:38.200 --> 0:32:40.440
<v Speaker 1>ran into a lady who was crying and you'd offer

0:32:40.480 --> 0:32:45.640
<v Speaker 1>it up to her to wipe a face until the

0:32:45.720 --> 0:32:48.080
<v Speaker 1>magician needed it and for a trick, and you'd hand

0:32:48.080 --> 0:32:49.760
<v Speaker 1>me this petri dish. Those are the good old day.

0:32:49.800 --> 0:32:53.560
<v Speaker 1>So this is a trick. This is the the hanky

0:32:53.640 --> 0:32:58.480
<v Speaker 1>and microphone stand trick. Okay, all right, okay, you're ready

0:32:58.800 --> 0:33:06.280
<v Speaker 1>one too. It happens fast, and I'm sure the audio

0:33:06.480 --> 0:33:13.080
<v Speaker 1>audio listeners are really loving. Let me describe to read. Yeah,

0:33:13.760 --> 0:33:20.840
<v Speaker 1>for our listeners, justin just called a hanky through a microphone? Sold.

0:33:21.160 --> 0:33:24.040
<v Speaker 1>Can I examine that microphone for a second. Bron's checking

0:33:24.040 --> 0:33:31.040
<v Speaker 1>it out? Okay, it's good. It checks out, checks out.

0:33:31.120 --> 0:33:35.560
<v Speaker 1>Check regulation Guitar center for listeners at home. It's a

0:33:35.640 --> 0:33:38.760
<v Speaker 1>solid regulation microphones. Do you like to know? Do you

0:33:38.800 --> 0:33:41.760
<v Speaker 1>need to know how the tricks work? Carolina? No? You

0:33:43.200 --> 0:33:45.840
<v Speaker 1>know some people some people think they need to know.

0:33:46.160 --> 0:33:48.280
<v Speaker 1>Do you ever? Just you don't want to know. You

0:33:48.960 --> 0:33:53.120
<v Speaker 1>don't want to magic magic like hot dogs? Oh yeah,

0:33:53.520 --> 0:33:55.400
<v Speaker 1>go on, you don't want to know how it's done.

0:33:56.760 --> 0:33:58.880
<v Speaker 1>The more you know, the harder it is to swallow.

0:33:59.160 --> 0:34:02.680
<v Speaker 1>Dross me. Okay, you know what I'm I'm I'm an exception.

0:34:02.880 --> 0:34:06.000
<v Speaker 1>You could tell me every list of every horrible animal

0:34:06.040 --> 0:34:07.880
<v Speaker 1>part that goes into a hot dog. I'm still eating

0:34:07.920 --> 0:34:11.719
<v Speaker 1>five of them at the ballpark. I don't care well

0:34:13.320 --> 0:34:18.719
<v Speaker 1>in the chicken fried steak pan. Would you show me

0:34:18.760 --> 0:34:24.279
<v Speaker 1>a train? Um? Okay, look look me right in the

0:34:24.280 --> 0:34:30.280
<v Speaker 1>eyes and uh we just hold your hands and I'm

0:34:30.320 --> 0:34:34.239
<v Speaker 1>thinking of a number from one to twenty. Okay, what

0:34:34.280 --> 0:34:41.439
<v Speaker 1>do you think it is? One? Gets? Is it any

0:34:41.520 --> 0:34:53.839
<v Speaker 1>number one, mm hmm. And what what month were you born? July? July? Yeah,

0:34:56.040 --> 0:35:03.080
<v Speaker 1>and what's your favorite flower? Um? I love peonies. Are

0:35:03.120 --> 0:35:19.960
<v Speaker 1>you missing your watch? Oh? Thank you, thank you, Justin Willman,

0:35:20.040 --> 0:35:26.720
<v Speaker 1>ladies and gentlemen, thank you, thank you, thank jam thank you, guys,

0:35:28.719 --> 0:35:33.799
<v Speaker 1>thank you, Carolina, thank you, tine A. Thank That was amazing.

0:35:34.239 --> 0:35:37.400
<v Speaker 1>And you're like the biggest Magic fan. I know you

0:35:37.480 --> 0:35:41.600
<v Speaker 1>were going all Google Gaga for him. I liked that

0:35:41.719 --> 0:35:44.759
<v Speaker 1>last trick, didn't you. I could tell it was pretty impressive. Yeah,

0:35:45.160 --> 0:35:50.200
<v Speaker 1>like I said, getting like jealousy, you've got a real

0:35:50.200 --> 0:35:54.879
<v Speaker 1>problem on her hand. A sorcerer with a Netflix show

0:35:54.920 --> 0:35:57.720
<v Speaker 1>run around the streets of l A. Yeah, that's a problem,

0:35:57.840 --> 0:36:01.200
<v Speaker 1>and no one's talking about it. Like I'm the only

0:36:01.239 --> 0:36:05.239
<v Speaker 1>one who's paying attention to things, and so I think

0:36:05.280 --> 0:36:10.120
<v Speaker 1>we maybe running running to the end of our show unfortunately.

0:36:13.120 --> 0:36:16.200
<v Speaker 1>But I'd like to finish the night with a little

0:36:16.239 --> 0:36:27.640
<v Speaker 1>segment I like to call my take. Mm hmm. For

0:36:27.680 --> 0:36:31.239
<v Speaker 1>anyone who's been following the recent events with the Russians,

0:36:32.239 --> 0:36:42.560
<v Speaker 1>one term comes to mind, not cool. I have always

0:36:42.600 --> 0:36:44.960
<v Speaker 1>gone out on a limb and said that I don't

0:36:44.960 --> 0:36:47.600
<v Speaker 1>give a rap what your beef is. But war is

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<v Speaker 1>never the answer. I'll say it again and again and again.

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<v Speaker 1>Not cool. Korean War not cool, Vietnam War not cool.

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<v Speaker 1>M Invasion of Granada pretty cool those guys were asking for.

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<v Speaker 1>But now Russia is up to no good and Putin

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<v Speaker 1>has gone loco in the cabaza and doesn't really matter

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<v Speaker 1>what country he's invaded. No one knows the name or

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<v Speaker 1>where it's really located. The thing that is so maddening

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<v Speaker 1>is that Baltimore Putin is trying to trying to reclaim

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<v Speaker 1>absolute sovereignty over all of cocaine. He claims that cocaine

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<v Speaker 1>has always been part of Russia and that cocaine is

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<v Speaker 1>committing genocide and is run by neo Nazis? Is it

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<v Speaker 1>Can anyone truly run cocaine? He claims that all Russians

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<v Speaker 1>have historic and religious rights to cocaine. Do they more

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<v Speaker 1>than anyone else? And if so, is that a good thing?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that really something you want to brag about? Also,

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<v Speaker 1>if you truly want to take absolute and total control

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<v Speaker 1>over cocaine, why not attack somewhere where it's absolutely vital

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<v Speaker 1>to the economy, like say South America or better yet,

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<v Speaker 1>what about Beverly Hills. Half the houses up there were

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<v Speaker 1>built on cocaine. I know, I'm a newsman. I follow

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<v Speaker 1>my nose, and my nose can find cocaine anywhere. If

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<v Speaker 1>you want top grade, pure cocaine, none of this fentin

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<v Speaker 1>old stuff. You gotta go to Beverly Hills or Malibu.

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<v Speaker 1>In there was more cocaine and Malibu than the sand

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<v Speaker 1>and the Sahara seven quadrillion. You're not anyway, I digressed.

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<v Speaker 1>Instead of say Colombia or Malibu or Linda Ronstat's house

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<v Speaker 1>in you choose a nondescript little country in central Europe

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<v Speaker 1>that no one has ever heard of. You listen to me,

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<v Speaker 1>Mr Baltimore putin. I'm sure if you guys just laid

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<v Speaker 1>down your weapons and went back home nicely, all the

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<v Speaker 1>countries in the world would be happy to send you

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<v Speaker 1>all the powder of the dog you and your people

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<v Speaker 1>could handle. You'd be up for six months straight. You

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<v Speaker 1>would truly be the leader of cocaine. I'm so sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>It's it's Ukraine. You're thinking about. What what's Ukraine? Ukraine's

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<v Speaker 1>the country. It's not cocaine. Oh it's not cocaine. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>it's Ukraine. Oh anyway, that's my take. I'm on Burgundy.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you everyone, thanks for coming up, break care you,

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<v Speaker 1>good night every one. It's year around the man. Sexy Sexy,

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<v Speaker 1>Sexy sais because he's so flight you could drive like

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<v Speaker 1>a truck, clean like a plank, you can solive younger,

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<v Speaker 1>fool wheel try so. We never get the gud Brek

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<v Speaker 1>so far ticking up a lot of bandwids. And he's

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<v Speaker 1>a guy. Yeah, he ain't no stand and he doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>have cheese on a nighttime sandwich because everybody knows he's

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