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Speaker 1: Ron Burgundy Podcast. Ladies and gentlemen, live from the Largo

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Speaker 1: Theater in Hollywood. Put your hands together, your Ron Burgundy?

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Speaker 1: Who he fcome? Oh my good us, Welcome to lar

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Speaker 1: I'm Ron Burgerndy. This is Carolina, my lovely ghost. And uh,

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Speaker 1: this quarantine lockdown situation. Well, we're past the lockdown right

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Speaker 1: here at Largo. It is. It's wonderful to be here

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Speaker 1: Largo because the proceeds from tonight are donated to cancer.

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Speaker 1: It's an amazing charity college scholarships to cancer survivors. So

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Speaker 1: together for Rod Burgundy. Great, right, well that was perfect.

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Speaker 1: So our listeners are gonna love this. Stop it. This

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Speaker 1: I didn't need that, but thank you, boy. That was

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Speaker 1: Please welcome. It's a just woman, Justin thank you so

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Speaker 1: How dare you? That was getting murky? Maybe we need

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Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, thank you, thank you, thank jam thank you, guys,

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Speaker 1: thank you, Carolina, thank you, tine A. Thank That was amazing.

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Speaker 1: And you're like the biggest Magic fan. I know you

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Speaker 1: last trick, didn't you. I could tell it was pretty impressive. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we maybe running running to the end of our show unfortunately.

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Speaker 1: But I'd like to finish the night with a little

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Speaker 1: segment I like to call my take. Mm hmm. For

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Speaker 1: anyone who's been following the recent events with the Russians,

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Speaker 1: one term comes to mind, not cool. I have always

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Speaker 1: gone out on a limb and said that I don't

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Speaker 1: give a rap what your beef is. But war is

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Speaker 1: never the answer. I'll say it again and again and again.

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Speaker 1: Not cool. Korean War not cool, Vietnam War not cool.

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Speaker 1: M Invasion of Granada pretty cool those guys were asking for.

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Speaker 1: But now Russia is up to no good and Putin

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Speaker 1: what country he's invaded. No one knows the name or

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Speaker 1: where it's really located. The thing that is so maddening

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Speaker 1: is that Baltimore Putin is trying to trying to reclaim

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Speaker 1: absolute sovereignty over all of cocaine. He claims that cocaine

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Speaker 1: has always been part of Russia and that cocaine is

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Speaker 1: committing genocide and is run by neo Nazis? Is it

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Speaker 1: Can anyone truly run cocaine? He claims that all Russians

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Speaker 1: have historic and religious rights to cocaine. Do they more

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Speaker 1: Is that really something you want to brag about? Also,

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Speaker 1: if you truly want to take absolute and total control

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Speaker 1: what about Beverly Hills. Half the houses up there were

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Speaker 1: my nose, and my nose can find cocaine anywhere. If

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Speaker 1: you want top grade, pure cocaine, none of this fentin

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Speaker 1: old stuff. You gotta go to Beverly Hills or Malibu.

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Speaker 1: In there was more cocaine and Malibu than the sand

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Speaker 1: and the Sahara seven quadrillion. You're not anyway, I digressed.

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Speaker 1: Instead of say Colombia or Malibu or Linda Ronstat's house

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Speaker 1: in you choose a nondescript little country in central Europe

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Speaker 1: that no one has ever heard of. You listen to me,

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Speaker 1: Mr Baltimore putin. I'm sure if you guys just laid

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Speaker 1: countries in the world would be happy to send you

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Speaker 1: all the powder of the dog you and your people

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Speaker 1: could handle. You'd be up for six months straight. You

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Speaker 1: would truly be the leader of cocaine. I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 1: It's it's Ukraine. You're thinking about. What what's Ukraine? Ukraine's

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Speaker 1: the country. It's not cocaine. Oh it's not cocaine. Oh

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Speaker 1: it's Ukraine. Oh anyway, that's my take. I'm on Burgundy.

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Speaker 1: Thank you everyone, thanks for coming up, break care you,

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Speaker 1: good night every one. It's year around the man. Sexy Sexy,

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Speaker 1: Sexy sais because he's so flight you could drive like

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Speaker 1: fool wheel try so. We never get the gud Brek

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Speaker 1: so far ticking up a lot of bandwids. And he's

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Speaker 1: a guy. Yeah, he ain't no stand and he doesn't

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Speaker 1: have cheese on a nighttime sandwich because everybody knows he's

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