WEBVTT - Ali Siddiq Talks Comedy Journey, Incarceration, Dick Gregory, Dave Chappelle + More 0:00:00.320 --> 0:00:03.960 Morning. Everybody is Steve j n V. Just hilarious, Charlamage 0:00:03.960 --> 0:00:05.520 the guy. We are the breakfast club. We got a 0:00:05.519 --> 0:00:06.320 special guest. 0:00:06.080 --> 0:00:06.600 In the building. 0:00:07.160 --> 0:00:09.760 We have a comedian Ali Sad. Welcome, brother man. Thank 0:00:09.800 --> 0:00:12.440 you for having me. You feeling I'm good man Man. 0:00:12.760 --> 0:00:13.320 Where you from? 0:00:13.760 --> 0:00:14.200 Houston? 0:00:14.280 --> 0:00:17.520 Houston? Okay? All day, all day man. I like the 0:00:17.560 --> 0:00:19.479 way you distribute your comedy. 0:00:19.520 --> 0:00:22.680 Man, like you you you dropping specials like little Wings 0:00:22.720 --> 0:00:23.919 to drop mixtape. 0:00:24.960 --> 0:00:25.840 And they all funny. 0:00:25.960 --> 0:00:28.760 Yeah, thank you all. Going to the independent route keeping 0:00:28.760 --> 0:00:31.400 the independent. You know, I'm from Houston. We the capital 0:00:31.400 --> 0:00:33.760 of independent. You know, ain't nobody coming out the way 0:00:33.760 --> 0:00:35.159 to look for us. We just got to do it. 0:00:35.200 --> 0:00:38.199 That's right after trunk wrap a lot, after after Trump's right. 0:00:38.520 --> 0:00:42.480 Yeah, everybody always say rap a Lot. I think that's 0:00:42.479 --> 0:00:47.839 our only label too. You know, we have some other labels, 0:00:47.840 --> 0:00:49.920 but you know they ain't stick around. You know, we 0:00:50.000 --> 0:00:54.520 got what we asked, you know, and then after that 0:00:54.600 --> 0:00:57.920 you have the indipendent, you know, switch your house for sure. 0:00:58.320 --> 0:01:01.360 But rap a Lot is the a staple. Absolutely, they 0:01:01.360 --> 0:01:03.920 should have did a comedy, a comedy thing. We tried 0:01:04.360 --> 0:01:09.800 Laugh a Lot, but it didn't. It didn't stick J Prince. 0:01:09.920 --> 0:01:12.319 J Prince reputation for season. But he's a funny guy. 0:01:12.800 --> 0:01:17.040 He is. I've done. I've roasted J Prince a lot. 0:01:17.640 --> 0:01:18.120 How was that? 0:01:19.880 --> 0:01:22.440 I think that we have a healthy respect for each other. 0:01:22.560 --> 0:01:24.880 You know. The last time I wrote, I was hosting something. 0:01:24.920 --> 0:01:26.960 And it's not like I'm roasting him at a roast. 0:01:27.000 --> 0:01:29.520 This is me hosting something. I'm like, yo, man, what 0:01:29.720 --> 0:01:31.840 so you got all these bodyguards? It was him and 0:01:31.920 --> 0:01:34.760 Floyd next to each other like somebody bodyguards got to 0:01:34.760 --> 0:01:37.520 take off because can't nobody see, like, who's gonna jump 0:01:37.520 --> 0:01:40.440 on you next to J Prince? You see, I'm like, 0:01:40.480 --> 0:01:43.040 and he's small, he a small little look at you. 0:01:43.160 --> 0:01:45.760 Look at a lot of dudes around though. Yeah, I know, 0:01:45.840 --> 0:01:46.840 and I know most of them. 0:01:46.880 --> 0:01:48.200 So when did you know when to quit? Did you do? 0:01:48.600 --> 0:01:49.400 Did he point the fingers? 0:01:52.760 --> 0:01:55.880 I don't never quit. He just I've known him for 0:01:55.920 --> 0:01:58.560 so long. It's just he just so as well as 0:01:58.520 --> 0:02:04.120 you juggling to me today. Yeah, I don't never say nothing. 0:02:05.160 --> 0:02:07.480 I don't need Chief and Steve to come talk to 0:02:07.520 --> 0:02:09.560 me in the corner. Hey let me, I mean, I'll 0:02:09.600 --> 0:02:12.480 let about you about the ball? Said man, Now I 0:02:12.520 --> 0:02:13.120 know you from Houston. 0:02:13.240 --> 0:02:14.639 I don't know nothing in people. I'm about to write 0:02:14.680 --> 0:02:15.280 them names down. 0:02:16.120 --> 0:02:21.839 Chief and them them the guys like you see him, 0:02:21.960 --> 0:02:24.040 then it's the dudes that you see around him. But them, 0:02:24.120 --> 0:02:27.280 not the ones. This is the second layer. You gotta 0:02:27.280 --> 0:02:29.280 go to the second tier to see the actual dudes 0:02:29.280 --> 0:02:31.280 who gonna do something. You got you in the front 0:02:31.320 --> 0:02:32.799 of me and them, the big dudes like, oh, them 0:02:32.800 --> 0:02:35.000 the ones that did. He was like, nah, it was 0:02:35.240 --> 0:02:36.120 Chief and Steve. 0:02:37.720 --> 0:02:38.920 Are you supposed to be saying this? 0:02:39.240 --> 0:02:39.480 Yeah? 0:02:41.840 --> 0:02:46.040 Old news. Now everybody know Steve. Okay, okay, how'd you 0:02:46.040 --> 0:02:50.920 get in the comedy man? Just being black? Really? You know, 0:02:51.440 --> 0:02:53.080 I've been funny since I was a kid, you know. 0:02:53.200 --> 0:02:55.000 I know people try to think I was funny because 0:02:55.000 --> 0:02:58.040 I was in prison, But no, I was jovially sarcastic 0:02:58.080 --> 0:03:01.239 in prison. They was just I was the kid, the 0:03:01.320 --> 0:03:03.240 kid on the back of the bus. And then when 0:03:03.280 --> 0:03:05.600 I was in prison, I was the same way. Oh 0:03:05.639 --> 0:03:09.440 so y'all about to fight? Okay, who's gonna lose this fight? Twice? 0:03:10.360 --> 0:03:12.480 What you mean? I said, because okay the mix play. 0:03:12.880 --> 0:03:14.919 One of y'all gonna win this fight, and then the 0:03:15.000 --> 0:03:17.080 CEO is gonna come in and beat up both of y'all. 0:03:17.120 --> 0:03:20.960 So who fight? So that was my logic, you know, 0:03:21.000 --> 0:03:23.880 I was. I was just a sarcastic, jovial, sarcastic person. 0:03:24.280 --> 0:03:27.080 And when I got out, it was the It was 0:03:27.120 --> 0:03:31.320 the goal. It was definitely the goal. And that became 0:03:32.000 --> 0:03:34.800 funny how you even gotta start doing the goal because 0:03:35.040 --> 0:03:38.680 you start comming to you actually don't know what to do. 0:03:38.720 --> 0:03:41.400 You've seen it, but what do you go? You know, 0:03:41.640 --> 0:03:43.600 now you got to go to an open mic. I 0:03:43.680 --> 0:03:46.200 knew I needed close. That's what I definitely knew I 0:03:46.240 --> 0:03:49.240 needed was closed because you know, comics always dressed, and 0:03:49.280 --> 0:03:53.680 I'm coming out of prison. I had a my my 0:03:53.840 --> 0:03:58.000 sister sent me a Sears, little Sears outfit. You know, 0:03:58.000 --> 0:03:59.960 it was a little it was a little shirt from Sears. 0:04:00.200 --> 0:04:02.080 It was nice at the round tables. I knew that 0:04:02.160 --> 0:04:05.440 was from Sears and some khakis of the round. Man, 0:04:05.840 --> 0:04:10.640 it's a fake polo. My daddy bottom, my daddyottom with 0:04:10.680 --> 0:04:13.960 polo is really in style. Man. I found these polos 0:04:14.120 --> 0:04:17.640 on discount. I said, Man, that is not a polo. Man, 0:04:17.680 --> 0:04:20.039 that is a dude with a flag. And it's only 0:04:20.200 --> 0:04:22.040 you know, the Knights of the round. Table. Only have 0:04:22.839 --> 0:04:26.200 three legs on that horse. Then that horse on they 0:04:26.200 --> 0:04:28.040 had three legs. Man. You know they got a store 0:04:28.080 --> 0:04:31.280 in Time Square. Nice. Then I was like, who's shopping 0:04:31.279 --> 0:04:34.320 in that? But and they and it was probably packed 0:04:34.320 --> 0:04:36.600 that nice roundable. 0:04:36.680 --> 0:04:40.320 You never want nice around table the US Polo Association. 0:04:40.520 --> 0:04:43.839 No, that US Polo Association is different. That's a that 0:04:43.960 --> 0:04:45.560 you can find them a lot of places, but that 0:04:45.720 --> 0:04:47.520 nice at the round table. You get them at palace, 0:04:47.600 --> 0:04:51.320 royal list. It's it's it's you don't want them. Okay, 0:04:52.040 --> 0:04:54.839 it's a polo man, he got the polo stick his leg. 0:04:55.240 --> 0:04:58.279 His horse has four legs. The nice of the round table. 0:04:58.560 --> 0:05:02.680 The man has a flag and it's halfway down and 0:05:02.839 --> 0:05:07.840 the horses misery. Same shirt not made out of the 0:05:07.880 --> 0:05:11.919 same fine cotton. But if you're wearing now, you know 0:05:11.920 --> 0:05:13.680 how to put it together. Yeah, you can put any 0:05:13.680 --> 0:05:16.520 thing together now, you know. Back then the kids knew. 0:05:16.880 --> 0:05:19.840 It's like coming in with with Adidas with four stripes. 0:05:20.080 --> 0:05:20.400 Damn. 0:05:20.640 --> 0:05:24.520 He's like say, say, I don't think, man, no, these no, 0:05:24.680 --> 0:05:31.000 these these really Adidas. Not quite case. It's like do 0:05:31.040 --> 0:05:33.160 you remember jams Jams? 0:05:33.160 --> 0:05:33.360 Man? 0:05:33.560 --> 0:05:36.640 I old you forty five man, I'm fifty. You don't 0:05:36.680 --> 0:05:38.920 you remember jams. We had no Jams. Y'all had the 0:05:39.240 --> 0:05:40.080 colorful shorts. 0:05:40.960 --> 0:05:44.279 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeahs I had Jams. 0:05:44.279 --> 0:05:46.280 I had like the netting side of them. 0:05:46.320 --> 0:05:48.359 Yeah, but you had the ones who didn't have the 0:05:48.440 --> 0:05:50.280 net Yeah, those are nothing. 0:05:52.000 --> 0:05:53.359 Call them jams, I know you're talking about. 0:05:53.400 --> 0:05:55.160 That was the brand name. You know, you can look 0:05:55.200 --> 0:05:57.960 him up that they was Jams can play warm. You 0:05:58.040 --> 0:06:00.360 know that's when you had money. Yes, and talk about 0:06:00.360 --> 0:06:01.080 the basketball shorts. 0:06:01.160 --> 0:06:03.480 They would kind of like basketball shorts but not really 0:06:04.320 --> 0:06:05.159 like a little fanny pack. 0:06:05.240 --> 0:06:11.000 Yeah. Yeah, it's the ladies like swim trunks almost more 0:06:11.080 --> 0:06:13.320 so like swim trunk more like. But if you ain't 0:06:13.360 --> 0:06:14.960 had that netted them, they knew that there was not 0:06:15.040 --> 0:06:18.880 the ones. It was nice. It was not the one 0:06:19.440 --> 0:06:21.760 you know, you know it's closed. It's a lot of 0:06:21.800 --> 0:06:25.479 knockoff clothes. Now. It's like like and I can tell 0:06:25.640 --> 0:06:27.520 like if you have the little bit time bag and 0:06:27.560 --> 0:06:31.920 your your straps never changed color, that's not the real. 0:06:32.000 --> 0:06:34.200 But it you know, it's like I saw a lady, 0:06:34.279 --> 0:06:36.600 it's a it's a it's a grocery store. First of all, 0:06:36.640 --> 0:06:37.880 I don't I don't even have to name in the 0:06:37.920 --> 0:06:39.960 grocer store. Just know it's a grocery store and she 0:06:40.120 --> 0:06:43.200 works in the grocery store. But she had the forty 0:06:43.200 --> 0:06:46.520 eight hundred dollars lou of Tome bag and she's walking 0:06:46.560 --> 0:06:48.800 into work and I was like, Nah, ain't nowhere in 0:06:48.839 --> 0:06:51.960 the world this lady work in this grocery store and 0:06:52.040 --> 0:06:53.840 she bought this She bought this bag. I just bought 0:06:53.839 --> 0:06:56.440 that bag for my mom. I know, definitely a lady 0:06:56.560 --> 0:06:59.960 who's a cashier cannot afford that bag. But in her mind, 0:07:00.640 --> 0:07:02.720 in her mind, it's like my brother and my brother 0:07:02.800 --> 0:07:04.839 got some ear rings and this is that only seen 0:07:04.920 --> 0:07:07.120 three people in the world with him. It was saying 0:07:07.520 --> 0:07:11.119 Oprah or Kelly when he was out and Dinah Ross 0:07:11.480 --> 0:07:13.720 and he got him in his head and he I'm like, 0:07:13.880 --> 0:07:16.280 so man, I told him, say, yo, you need to 0:07:16.280 --> 0:07:19.400 take them them fake it rings off? Mean what fake 0:07:19.400 --> 0:07:21.560 it rings? See this is the problem. But you then 0:07:21.640 --> 0:07:23.520 you owe me forty dollars, But you think that I 0:07:23.520 --> 0:07:27.000 think that you got ten thousand, right, You're a crazy person. 0:07:27.160 --> 0:07:28.680 I don't even know why people do that, Like, what's 0:07:28.720 --> 0:07:29.440 the point of fronting? 0:07:30.040 --> 0:07:33.080 Hey, what's the what's the saying fake it till you 0:07:33.120 --> 0:07:33.360 make it. 0:07:33.400 --> 0:07:35.320 I don't believe that. When I was young, I don't 0:07:35.320 --> 0:07:35.680 believe that. 0:07:35.720 --> 0:07:38.320 I don't believe it. Then because of the nice of 0:07:38.360 --> 0:07:43.240 the round table, she knew that knew that circle was fake. 0:07:43.320 --> 0:07:45.640 I'm just in there looking crazy. My daddy's sad, me pressed, 0:07:45.680 --> 0:07:48.600 I'm like this, my daddy bout this. That's your only excuse. 0:07:48.920 --> 0:07:51.400 My daddy bout of prison. 0:07:51.840 --> 0:07:53.040 That was your first out of prison? 0:07:53.240 --> 0:07:55.800 Yeah, that was my first shot prison. A nice of 0:07:55.840 --> 0:07:58.480 the round table? How long person six yeads six? 0:07:58.640 --> 0:07:59.480 What did you do? 0:08:00.560 --> 0:08:03.080 I used to be a street pharmaceutical rept with very 0:08:03.080 --> 0:08:06.520 from very front. Like they when you sell drugs, they 0:08:06.560 --> 0:08:08.840 want you to have a jacket, go to like a 0:08:09.080 --> 0:08:12.680 CVS or ride aid or somewhere. People come in with prescriptions. 0:08:13.080 --> 0:08:14.520 I was, you know, shortcutting it. 0:08:14.800 --> 0:08:16.200 What kind of drug? Was it? Drug? 0:08:16.760 --> 0:08:17.600 Unfortunately? Crack? 0:08:17.920 --> 0:08:18.280 Okay? 0:08:18.840 --> 0:08:21.360 You said the age said? You said okay? Like that 0:08:21.440 --> 0:08:21.640 was that? 0:08:21.800 --> 0:08:25.240 That was just ahead of your time? 0:08:25.920 --> 0:08:28.720 Marijuana. You know, I got fouting us who went to 0:08:28.800 --> 0:08:30.880 jail for marijuana is like and they and they knew 0:08:30.920 --> 0:08:32.360 it was wrong. They're like, man, this don't even make 0:08:32.400 --> 0:08:35.120 no sense. It's a leaf. Now. What I did was 0:08:35.160 --> 0:08:39.200 definitely wrong, you know, like with this and and I'm 0:08:39.200 --> 0:08:42.200 still sad about what I did. If you look at 0:08:42.200 --> 0:08:45.439 the epidemic now, you you realize that you you contributed 0:08:45.480 --> 0:08:48.560 to this in some form of fashion from what you 0:08:48.600 --> 0:08:51.760 were doing in the in the early late eighties, early nineties. 0:08:52.120 --> 0:08:55.360 And then the spin off of these drug induced children 0:08:55.400 --> 0:08:57.760 that came from the product of those people who you 0:08:58.240 --> 0:08:59.400 infected with that chemical. 0:08:59.600 --> 0:09:01.000 You can play about the crack babies. 0:09:01.160 --> 0:09:03.520 Yeah, so this they this day spent off and these 0:09:03.600 --> 0:09:08.480 kids take everything. You know, you know, generations, we had 0:09:08.600 --> 0:09:11.600 certain things. You know, you had the heroin, then you 0:09:11.679 --> 0:09:14.920 had weed, then you had cocaine, then you had cracked. 0:09:15.360 --> 0:09:18.200 But these kids, a man put it on the table. 0:09:18.679 --> 0:09:21.440 I'm doing all of it at once. Crush it up. 0:09:21.480 --> 0:09:24.760 Just put in the ball ex heroin. Hey that's one. 0:09:24.840 --> 0:09:28.160 That's that's at noon. And I still I still got 0:09:28.320 --> 0:09:30.840 weed and drank and I'm a snorting little thumb. I 0:09:30.880 --> 0:09:33.320 made you. I don't know what I'm doing all day, Like, hey, 0:09:33.480 --> 0:09:36.400 what it's called rolling? And I don't I don't want 0:09:36.400 --> 0:09:38.400 to do it. I don't want my kids doing it. 0:09:38.440 --> 0:09:40.599 I don't want I don't want people doing it. The 0:09:40.679 --> 0:09:42.520 fact that you only got six years back then. Is 0:09:42.520 --> 0:09:45.079 is because they were giving people football numbers. Who got 0:09:45.120 --> 0:09:49.000 six years? Hid six? I had six on the I 0:09:49.000 --> 0:09:51.599 did six on the fifteen. Wow, And I had a 0:09:51.920 --> 0:10:01.600 fifteen and a ten that ran concurrent. Said, so they 0:10:02.000 --> 0:10:04.360 said you only got six. I said, g man, no, 0:10:05.160 --> 0:10:08.199 you mean somebody, no envy. I didn't know nobody. I 0:10:08.240 --> 0:10:10.320 knew real Harris my attorney. 0:10:10.720 --> 0:10:11.000 First. 0:10:11.040 --> 0:10:12.800 When I first went in, it was a fair case 0:10:13.320 --> 0:10:16.040 and they spect to they come in, there were just 0:10:16.080 --> 0:10:18.400 gonna give you three hundred months. And in your mind 0:10:20.679 --> 0:10:23.400 they stay like that, that yeah, three hundred months. And 0:10:23.480 --> 0:10:25.199 in your mind you were like, Okay, three hundred months. 0:10:25.240 --> 0:10:27.079 That ain't that ain't nothing. But I know math, and 0:10:27.160 --> 0:10:32.319 I'm like, nah, nah, you know three hundred months twelve Nah. 0:10:32.400 --> 0:10:38.560 We carried nah. They because they said it months wouldn't 0:10:38.559 --> 0:10:42.000 sound like you can do it. Three hundred, three hundred 0:10:42.040 --> 0:10:44.960 months out of it sound like days. But then when 0:10:45.000 --> 0:10:47.400 you do go to calculating. So then it got dropped 0:10:47.400 --> 0:10:50.360 down the state right in the state. The lady came 0:10:50.480 --> 0:10:54.080 in and she was wild and the prosecute. She said, well, 0:10:54.120 --> 0:10:57.680 I'm recommending ninety nine years. This is when ninety nine years, 0:10:57.720 --> 0:10:58.640 this is the thing heavy? 0:10:58.880 --> 0:10:59.920 How much crack you got. 0:11:01.600 --> 0:11:01.640 On? 0:11:02.200 --> 0:11:04.640 Not only but it was five keys, right, So the 0:11:04.760 --> 0:11:09.640 thing is that Jesus I think is that I'm they're 0:11:09.679 --> 0:11:11.520 not supposed to let me in court because I'm gonna 0:11:11.520 --> 0:11:14.400 say something. My attorney at he wasn't talking fast enough. 0:11:14.760 --> 0:11:17.240 He's like ninety nine years, And I said a very 0:11:17.280 --> 0:11:19.400 derogatory word toward that later, and I asked her who 0:11:19.440 --> 0:11:21.800 she thinks she caught. I'm like, man, I am nineteen. 0:11:21.840 --> 0:11:26.520 Who you think you caught? Ma'am? Esketball like, So we 0:11:26.640 --> 0:11:29.000 come back to court again, got reset off. She's talking 0:11:29.040 --> 0:11:34.920 about I think sixty years would be appropriate. Man again, ma'am, like, 0:11:35.880 --> 0:11:37.360 you want me to have a life as it is? 0:11:37.840 --> 0:11:41.199 So rio my attorney real hair, big shot out the 0:11:41.200 --> 0:11:45.280 real hairs. He he would in there, did what he did, 0:11:45.800 --> 0:11:48.960 and he came back. He said, man, I almost got 0:11:49.040 --> 0:11:51.600 you ten. I said, I almost got to meet ten. 0:11:51.640 --> 0:11:54.840 What happened? He said, your your cage started at fifteen, 0:11:55.280 --> 0:11:57.319 so you had to take fifteen, the lowest number. But 0:11:57.400 --> 0:11:59.720 I got that other ten because I was on Judiford probation, 0:12:00.400 --> 0:12:03.559 and so they ran it concurrent and the crazy when 0:12:03.559 --> 0:12:07.160 they gave me the ten and the fifteen. My girlfriend 0:12:07.160 --> 0:12:09.280 at the time, she's gonna she's gonna faint in court 0:12:09.320 --> 0:12:12.120 because she's thinking it's twenty five years she's gonna. I said, 0:12:12.160 --> 0:12:16.199 are you really back there doing the movies? Respect man, 0:12:19.600 --> 0:12:24.800 respect man. Listen that lady, that lady eighty five thousand 0:12:24.880 --> 0:12:26.920 dollars in one thing, fives in the trains bag in 0:12:26.960 --> 0:12:29.000 the house. Ask her how much? Asked me how much 0:12:29.040 --> 0:12:30.800 she sent me? While you're talking about she and their 0:12:30.840 --> 0:12:35.240 faint that dollar not a not a dollar. But now 0:12:36.200 --> 0:12:38.680 my my extra check. You know what I'm saying, Kindred, 0:12:39.080 --> 0:12:42.040 extra check, not even my extra check? Is you got 0:12:42.160 --> 0:12:43.440 to the extra check? 0:12:43.480 --> 0:12:44.880 You side is a derogatory term. 0:12:46.000 --> 0:12:54.839 It's bad, bad an extra person in your life. You 0:12:54.880 --> 0:12:57.199 gotta have something like that, you know. You can't just 0:12:57.280 --> 0:13:01.640 be like inside, now my my extra joon't Hendre. She 0:13:02.000 --> 0:13:04.400 she ain't got no but twelve grand. She bringing money 0:13:04.480 --> 0:13:06.360 up to the thing. Look how respectful that is. You 0:13:06.480 --> 0:13:08.600 know what I'm saying now eighty four over here out 0:13:08.760 --> 0:13:13.240 and man, it was it was she gonna faint, Hendry, 0:13:13.600 --> 0:13:16.839 Kindred in according the back too, She's like, I got you. 0:13:17.640 --> 0:13:19.640 And then when I talked on the phone, she asked me, 0:13:20.440 --> 0:13:21.800 did I want to Did I want her to go 0:13:21.920 --> 0:13:24.199 by and get that money for paying? You know what 0:13:24.200 --> 0:13:26.200 I'm saying. But she's gonna rob her, you know, rob 0:13:26.280 --> 0:13:28.040 her to bring in my bread. You know what I'm saying. 0:13:28.080 --> 0:13:30.960 But you know, yeah, yeah, you gotta have a real 0:13:31.480 --> 0:13:32.760 First of all, I don't even do drugs. No, I 0:13:32.760 --> 0:13:34.160 don't even still do. No. I don't know why I'm 0:13:34.160 --> 0:13:40.360 going into that life. I just I got too caught up. 0:13:40.360 --> 0:13:43.360 I'm about to say I'm gonna roby. 0:13:44.960 --> 0:13:46.760 When when the judd are telling you're gonna get three 0:13:46.800 --> 0:13:49.080 hundred months? At any point that you say, who can 0:13:49.160 --> 0:13:49.559 I tell on? 0:13:50.520 --> 0:13:54.600 No, you ain't thinking about no, no new That's that's 0:13:54.720 --> 0:13:57.480 that's cold, you man. It's some dudes through me in 0:13:57.520 --> 0:14:00.800 a trunk when I got I got robbed. You need 0:14:00.840 --> 0:14:03.080 a hug, brother, long. The stuff you going through. 0:14:03.360 --> 0:14:03.960 Life, it's amazing. 0:14:04.040 --> 0:14:05.080 I put this on the Specials. 0:14:05.120 --> 0:14:06.560 You got a story to tell everybody. 0:14:08.080 --> 0:14:09.839 You get out the trunk and you the trunk man. 0:14:10.120 --> 0:14:12.240 You gotta you gotta see the Specials and you gotta go. 0:14:12.240 --> 0:14:15.840 You gotta follow the I'm on three now, I got 0:14:15.840 --> 0:14:20.000 the trunk, I got thrown the trunk in two, I 0:14:20.120 --> 0:14:22.640 met it out the trunk. I'm out the trunk. You like, call, 0:14:22.880 --> 0:14:30.120 I've seen this. The car came through Houston, Yo, get 0:14:30.160 --> 0:14:32.800 out the trunk. And I've seen them, dudes. I ain't 0:14:32.840 --> 0:14:35.040 telling them. Dudes, you know you don't. You don't tell 0:14:35.080 --> 0:14:40.920 on people and you in the streets. But now now 0:14:40.920 --> 0:14:43.560 I'm telling everybody. Right now, I tell everybody. Bring people. 0:14:43.600 --> 0:14:44.360 Ain't got nothing to do with it. 0:14:44.480 --> 0:14:44.560 Man. 0:14:44.600 --> 0:14:50.680 I think Emmy was over there. Yeah right man, Cause 0:14:50.760 --> 0:14:52.600 let me tell you. Because when I was young, I 0:14:52.640 --> 0:14:56.440 could take the mattress in jail. Oh no, I've been 0:14:57.120 --> 0:15:00.280 to jail as a real adult. I was like already 0:15:00.760 --> 0:15:03.360 sick or something like that. Traffic stop and driving with 0:15:03.480 --> 0:15:08.000 no license, spend the license crazy. Now, my license always 0:15:08.120 --> 0:15:09.320 been I don't trust my last. 0:15:09.800 --> 0:15:11.040 I don't trust my license. 0:15:11.160 --> 0:15:13.040 I don't, man, I don't trust my license at all. 0:15:13.160 --> 0:15:15.720 Like like, if I come if you and jail, if 0:15:15.760 --> 0:15:17.880 I got to come bard you out, I'm gonna have 0:15:17.920 --> 0:15:20.280 to senend somebody because my license is is shaky. 0:15:20.440 --> 0:15:20.840 Just never know. 0:15:21.920 --> 0:15:24.280 I probably got to stopped somewhere I didn't remember, and 0:15:24.400 --> 0:15:26.000 then all of a sudden, you know, I came to 0:15:26.040 --> 0:15:27.360 get you out. And now they talking about can you 0:15:27.400 --> 0:15:35.840 step on this side to get somebody? It's not exchange, yo, 0:15:35.960 --> 0:15:38.360 you for him? Now, I came to get it. We're 0:15:38.360 --> 0:15:41.240 supposed to both be leaving together. He can't drop my 0:15:41.320 --> 0:15:45.160 car and I don't. That's why I don't trust my license. 0:15:45.240 --> 0:15:50.160 But it's shaky sometimes, man. But that matt you can't 0:15:50.200 --> 0:15:53.560 take that mattress. No, I slept, man. It was funny. 0:15:53.600 --> 0:15:55.840 I went to jail in a in a white area 0:15:56.440 --> 0:15:59.240 and I thought, okay. And at the time, I was 0:15:59.320 --> 0:16:02.960 a spokesman for a bail bonds company and the CUCA 0:16:03.000 --> 0:16:07.000 wa I'm now. The slogan was, if you go to jail, 0:16:07.040 --> 0:16:08.840 we'll get you out. So it's no way in the 0:16:08.920 --> 0:16:13.200 world I'm gonna stay in there. But the you gotta 0:16:13.200 --> 0:16:15.120 make a phone call. Now. To make a phone call, 0:16:15.720 --> 0:16:19.200 you gotta get a bond first, right, So I said, okay, 0:16:19.280 --> 0:16:20.760 let me see the judge. I can get a bond. 0:16:21.040 --> 0:16:23.080 The man said, the judge is gone for the day. 0:16:23.600 --> 0:16:27.040 I said, but it's nine twenty a m. He's done 0:16:27.080 --> 0:16:30.280 all the judging like he's done for today. Man. So 0:16:30.400 --> 0:16:32.400 I had to stay overnight to get a bond for 0:16:32.520 --> 0:16:33.480 them to even come get me. 0:16:33.760 --> 0:16:34.840 What time did the judge come in. 0:16:35.160 --> 0:16:38.280 Oh, this is my thing. This is my thing in 0:16:38.400 --> 0:16:41.240 Bazouria County. I just wanted to let it be known 0:16:41.440 --> 0:16:44.960 Bassoura County. The man done at eight thirty and what 0:16:46.200 --> 0:16:49.680 so you come on and he's early because the next 0:16:49.840 --> 0:16:51.440 day I had to get one. They wake you up 0:16:51.480 --> 0:16:55.200 at four thirty. You in there at five. He ruled 0:16:55.280 --> 0:16:57.800 everybody sitting in the room. He gone at a thirty, 0:16:58.080 --> 0:16:59.480 so I had to wait till the next day to 0:16:59.600 --> 0:17:03.600 get bonded out. I'm thinking nobody's gonna know me because 0:17:03.600 --> 0:17:08.760 it's all white people, white and hispanic. I'm walking with 0:17:08.800 --> 0:17:11.119 a little mattress. And I was on this show on 0:17:11.240 --> 0:17:13.880 Comedy Central. This is not happening. This white guy beat 0:17:13.960 --> 0:17:19.040 on that on that window. At least come on, man, 0:17:19.600 --> 0:17:21.960 I look, I said, what's up? Man? Man? He was 0:17:21.960 --> 0:17:24.080 on this is not happening. I said, yeah, and this 0:17:24.240 --> 0:17:28.800 is not happening. Man going on all not man and 0:17:29.040 --> 0:17:30.920 in prison is loud. I can't. I couldn't take it. 0:17:31.080 --> 0:17:33.520 I didn't think it was that loud when I was there. 0:17:33.680 --> 0:17:36.080 But I'm nineteen. I'm probably loud too, loud too, and 0:17:36.160 --> 0:17:39.480 this dude rapping and I'm nah This ain't what we're doing. 0:17:39.920 --> 0:17:45.120 It's sleek time. It's bedtime. This boy rapping, another dude 0:17:45.160 --> 0:17:48.360 beating on the he needed diabetic medicine. I say, hey, man, 0:17:48.680 --> 0:17:50.680 you can't be doing crime if you sick, bro, you 0:17:50.800 --> 0:17:53.400 got to be I was healthy when I was doing 0:17:54.359 --> 0:17:54.919 It's crazy. 0:17:55.000 --> 0:17:56.480 So so when you get out of jail, you get 0:17:56.480 --> 0:17:58.399 out of prison, you get your your fake polo. 0:17:58.840 --> 0:17:59.960 Do you remember your first show? 0:18:00.320 --> 0:18:05.240 Yes, just joking, comedy cafe Thursday night, apollow night. I 0:18:05.440 --> 0:18:08.119 have on a suit because I working at Most. I 0:18:08.160 --> 0:18:10.600 got a job at the marow so I'm working at 0:18:10.720 --> 0:18:13.359 most of the men's a peril store. Got a suit on. 0:18:13.760 --> 0:18:16.479 This is when you learn observation. So it's a lot 0:18:16.560 --> 0:18:19.239 of college kids in there because it's a pollow night, 0:18:19.400 --> 0:18:22.479 and everybody up there doing everything. So I go up 0:18:23.359 --> 0:18:27.200 and all I said was hey, and them folks boom, 0:18:28.280 --> 0:18:34.280 super jacket off. I'm not even I didn't even tell 0:18:34.320 --> 0:18:38.400 her it was bad. So it was, man, I'm talking 0:18:38.400 --> 0:18:40.640 about them boozers. It was. It was in stereo two. 0:18:41.040 --> 0:18:43.000 So I came and sat down and my finding the 0:18:43.040 --> 0:18:47.800 drake man, what happened? I said, I think you was 0:18:47.880 --> 0:18:55.439 born with them, like you participated and at the time Nikki, 0:18:55.840 --> 0:19:00.720 she she asked me, said, did my kids mom be 0:19:00.800 --> 0:19:01.159 talking like. 0:19:04.160 --> 0:19:04.200 It? 0:19:04.760 --> 0:19:07.800 And I said, uh, She said what what what your 0:19:07.880 --> 0:19:10.399 jacket at? I said, Uh, it's going to stay. They 0:19:10.440 --> 0:19:14.520 booted off me because it was it was crazy. So 0:19:14.600 --> 0:19:16.480 you go back up there and get you jacket, man, Yes, 0:19:16.600 --> 0:19:20.000 spending people man, it was it was so I waited 0:19:20.160 --> 0:19:23.159 for two weeks, waiting for two weeks, came back T 0:19:23.400 --> 0:19:26.000 shirt and jeans, and I didn't write down what I 0:19:26.200 --> 0:19:29.120 was doing because everybody was singing man. And I never 0:19:29.280 --> 0:19:31.720 won at this bottle night because people hit you with 0:19:31.760 --> 0:19:34.080