1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:03,960 Speaker 1: Morning. Everybody is Steve j n V. Just hilarious, Charlamage 2 00:00:03,960 --> 00:00:05,520 Speaker 1: the guy. We are the breakfast club. We got a 3 00:00:05,519 --> 00:00:06,320 Speaker 1: special guest. 4 00:00:06,080 --> 00:00:06,600 Speaker 2: In the building. 5 00:00:07,160 --> 00:00:09,760 Speaker 1: We have a comedian Ali Sad. Welcome, brother man. Thank 6 00:00:09,800 --> 00:00:12,440 Speaker 1: you for having me. You feeling I'm good man Man. 7 00:00:12,760 --> 00:00:13,320 Speaker 2: Where you from? 8 00:00:13,760 --> 00:00:14,200 Speaker 1: Houston? 9 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:17,520 Speaker 2: Houston? Okay? All day, all day man. I like the 10 00:00:17,560 --> 00:00:19,479 Speaker 2: way you distribute your comedy. 11 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:22,680 Speaker 3: Man, like you you you dropping specials like little Wings 12 00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:23,919 Speaker 3: to drop mixtape. 13 00:00:24,960 --> 00:00:25,840 Speaker 4: And they all funny. 14 00:00:25,960 --> 00:00:28,760 Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you all. Going to the independent route keeping 15 00:00:28,760 --> 00:00:31,400 Speaker 1: the independent. You know, I'm from Houston. We the capital 16 00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:33,760 Speaker 1: of independent. You know, ain't nobody coming out the way 17 00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:35,159 Speaker 1: to look for us. We just got to do it. 18 00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:38,199 Speaker 2: That's right after trunk wrap a lot, after after Trump's right. 19 00:00:38,520 --> 00:00:42,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, everybody always say rap a Lot. I think that's 20 00:00:42,479 --> 00:00:47,839 Speaker 1: our only label too. You know, we have some other labels, 21 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:49,920 Speaker 1: but you know they ain't stick around. You know, we 22 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:54,520 Speaker 1: got what we asked, you know, and then after that 23 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:57,920 Speaker 1: you have the indipendent, you know, switch your house for sure. 24 00:00:58,320 --> 00:01:01,360 Speaker 1: But rap a Lot is the a staple. Absolutely, they 25 00:01:01,360 --> 00:01:03,920 Speaker 1: should have did a comedy, a comedy thing. We tried 26 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:09,800 Speaker 1: Laugh a Lot, but it didn't. It didn't stick J Prince. 27 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:12,319 Speaker 2: J Prince reputation for season. But he's a funny guy. 28 00:01:12,800 --> 00:01:17,040 Speaker 1: He is. I've done. I've roasted J Prince a lot. 29 00:01:17,640 --> 00:01:18,120 Speaker 2: How was that? 30 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:22,440 Speaker 1: I think that we have a healthy respect for each other. 31 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:24,880 Speaker 1: You know. The last time I wrote, I was hosting something. 32 00:01:24,920 --> 00:01:26,960 Speaker 1: And it's not like I'm roasting him at a roast. 33 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:29,520 Speaker 1: This is me hosting something. I'm like, yo, man, what 34 00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:31,840 Speaker 1: so you got all these bodyguards? It was him and 35 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:34,760 Speaker 1: Floyd next to each other like somebody bodyguards got to 36 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:37,520 Speaker 1: take off because can't nobody see, like, who's gonna jump 37 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:40,440 Speaker 1: on you next to J Prince? You see, I'm like, 38 00:01:40,480 --> 00:01:43,040 Speaker 1: and he's small, he a small little look at you. 39 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:45,760 Speaker 1: Look at a lot of dudes around though. Yeah, I know, 40 00:01:45,840 --> 00:01:46,840 Speaker 1: and I know most of them. 41 00:01:46,880 --> 00:01:48,200 Speaker 2: So when did you know when to quit? Did you do? 42 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:49,400 Speaker 2: Did he point the fingers? 43 00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:55,880 Speaker 1: I don't never quit. He just I've known him for 44 00:01:55,920 --> 00:01:58,560 Speaker 1: so long. It's just he just so as well as 45 00:01:58,520 --> 00:02:04,120 Speaker 1: you juggling to me today. Yeah, I don't never say nothing. 46 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:07,480 Speaker 1: I don't need Chief and Steve to come talk to 47 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:09,560 Speaker 1: me in the corner. Hey let me, I mean, I'll 48 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:12,480 Speaker 1: let about you about the ball? Said man, Now I 49 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:13,120 Speaker 1: know you from Houston. 50 00:02:13,240 --> 00:02:14,639 Speaker 2: I don't know nothing in people. I'm about to write 51 00:02:14,680 --> 00:02:15,280 Speaker 2: them names down. 52 00:02:16,120 --> 00:02:21,839 Speaker 1: Chief and them them the guys like you see him, 53 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:24,040 Speaker 1: then it's the dudes that you see around him. But them, 54 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:27,280 Speaker 1: not the ones. This is the second layer. You gotta 55 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:29,280 Speaker 1: go to the second tier to see the actual dudes 56 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:31,280 Speaker 1: who gonna do something. You got you in the front 57 00:02:31,320 --> 00:02:32,799 Speaker 1: of me and them, the big dudes like, oh, them 58 00:02:32,800 --> 00:02:35,000 Speaker 1: the ones that did. He was like, nah, it was 59 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:36,120 Speaker 1: Chief and Steve. 60 00:02:37,720 --> 00:02:38,920 Speaker 2: Are you supposed to be saying this? 61 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:39,480 Speaker 3: Yeah? 62 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:46,040 Speaker 1: Old news. Now everybody know Steve. Okay, okay, how'd you 63 00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:50,920 Speaker 1: get in the comedy man? Just being black? Really? You know, 64 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:53,080 Speaker 1: I've been funny since I was a kid, you know. 65 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:55,000 Speaker 1: I know people try to think I was funny because 66 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:58,040 Speaker 1: I was in prison, But no, I was jovially sarcastic 67 00:02:58,080 --> 00:03:01,239 Speaker 1: in prison. They was just I was the kid, the 68 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:03,240 Speaker 1: kid on the back of the bus. And then when 69 00:03:03,280 --> 00:03:05,600 Speaker 1: I was in prison, I was the same way. Oh 70 00:03:05,639 --> 00:03:09,440 Speaker 1: so y'all about to fight? Okay, who's gonna lose this fight? Twice? 71 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:12,480 Speaker 1: What you mean? I said, because okay the mix play. 72 00:03:12,880 --> 00:03:14,919 Speaker 1: One of y'all gonna win this fight, and then the 73 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:17,080 Speaker 1: CEO is gonna come in and beat up both of y'all. 74 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:20,960 Speaker 1: So who fight? So that was my logic, you know, 75 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:23,880 Speaker 1: I was. I was just a sarcastic, jovial, sarcastic person. 76 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:27,080 Speaker 1: And when I got out, it was the It was 77 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:31,320 Speaker 1: the goal. It was definitely the goal. And that became 78 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:34,800 Speaker 1: funny how you even gotta start doing the goal because 79 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:38,680 Speaker 1: you start comming to you actually don't know what to do. 80 00:03:38,720 --> 00:03:41,400 Speaker 1: You've seen it, but what do you go? You know, 81 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:43,600 Speaker 1: now you got to go to an open mic. I 82 00:03:43,680 --> 00:03:46,200 Speaker 1: knew I needed close. That's what I definitely knew I 83 00:03:46,240 --> 00:03:49,240 Speaker 1: needed was closed because you know, comics always dressed, and 84 00:03:49,280 --> 00:03:53,680 Speaker 1: I'm coming out of prison. I had a my my 85 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:58,000 Speaker 1: sister sent me a Sears, little Sears outfit. You know, 86 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:59,960 Speaker 1: it was a little it was a little shirt from Sears. 87 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:02,080 Speaker 1: It was nice at the round tables. I knew that 88 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:05,440 Speaker 1: was from Sears and some khakis of the round. Man, 89 00:04:05,840 --> 00:04:10,640 Speaker 1: it's a fake polo. My daddy bottom, my daddyottom with 90 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:13,960 Speaker 1: polo is really in style. Man. I found these polos 91 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:17,640 Speaker 1: on discount. I said, Man, that is not a polo. Man, 92 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:20,039 Speaker 1: that is a dude with a flag. And it's only 93 00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:22,040 Speaker 1: you know, the Knights of the round. Table. Only have 94 00:04:22,839 --> 00:04:26,200 Speaker 1: three legs on that horse. Then that horse on they 95 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:28,040 Speaker 1: had three legs. Man. You know they got a store 96 00:04:28,080 --> 00:04:31,280 Speaker 1: in Time Square. Nice. Then I was like, who's shopping 97 00:04:31,279 --> 00:04:34,320 Speaker 1: in that? But and they and it was probably packed 98 00:04:34,320 --> 00:04:36,600 Speaker 1: that nice roundable. 99 00:04:36,680 --> 00:04:40,320 Speaker 4: You never want nice around table the US Polo Association. 100 00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:43,839 Speaker 1: No, that US Polo Association is different. That's a that 101 00:04:43,960 --> 00:04:45,560 Speaker 1: you can find them a lot of places, but that 102 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:47,520 Speaker 1: nice at the round table. You get them at palace, 103 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:51,320 Speaker 1: royal list. It's it's it's you don't want them. Okay, 104 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:54,839 Speaker 1: it's a polo man, he got the polo stick his leg. 105 00:04:55,240 --> 00:04:58,279 Speaker 1: His horse has four legs. The nice of the round table. 106 00:04:58,560 --> 00:05:02,680 Speaker 1: The man has a flag and it's halfway down and 107 00:05:02,839 --> 00:05:07,840 Speaker 1: the horses misery. Same shirt not made out of the 108 00:05:07,880 --> 00:05:11,919 Speaker 1: same fine cotton. But if you're wearing now, you know 109 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:13,680 Speaker 1: how to put it together. Yeah, you can put any 110 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:16,520 Speaker 1: thing together now, you know. Back then the kids knew. 111 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:19,840 Speaker 1: It's like coming in with with Adidas with four stripes. 112 00:05:20,080 --> 00:05:20,400 Speaker 2: Damn. 113 00:05:20,640 --> 00:05:24,520 Speaker 1: He's like say, say, I don't think, man, no, these no, 114 00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:31,000 Speaker 1: these these really Adidas. Not quite case. It's like do 115 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:33,160 Speaker 1: you remember jams Jams? 116 00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:33,360 Speaker 5: Man? 117 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:36,640 Speaker 1: I old you forty five man, I'm fifty. You don't 118 00:05:36,680 --> 00:05:38,920 Speaker 1: you remember jams. We had no Jams. Y'all had the 119 00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:40,080 Speaker 1: colorful shorts. 120 00:05:40,960 --> 00:05:44,279 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeahs I had Jams. 121 00:05:44,279 --> 00:05:46,280 Speaker 2: I had like the netting side of them. 122 00:05:46,320 --> 00:05:48,359 Speaker 1: Yeah, but you had the ones who didn't have the 123 00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:50,280 Speaker 1: net Yeah, those are nothing. 124 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:53,359 Speaker 2: Call them jams, I know you're talking about. 125 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:55,160 Speaker 1: That was the brand name. You know, you can look 126 00:05:55,200 --> 00:05:57,960 Speaker 1: him up that they was Jams can play warm. You 127 00:05:58,040 --> 00:06:00,360 Speaker 1: know that's when you had money. Yes, and talk about 128 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:01,080 Speaker 1: the basketball shorts. 129 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:03,480 Speaker 3: They would kind of like basketball shorts but not really 130 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:05,159 Speaker 3: like a little fanny pack. 131 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:11,000 Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, it's the ladies like swim trunks almost more 132 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:13,320 Speaker 1: so like swim trunk more like. But if you ain't 133 00:06:13,360 --> 00:06:14,960 Speaker 1: had that netted them, they knew that there was not 134 00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:18,880 Speaker 1: the ones. It was nice. It was not the one 135 00:06:19,440 --> 00:06:21,760 Speaker 1: you know, you know it's closed. It's a lot of 136 00:06:21,800 --> 00:06:25,479 Speaker 1: knockoff clothes. Now. It's like like and I can tell 137 00:06:25,640 --> 00:06:27,520 Speaker 1: like if you have the little bit time bag and 138 00:06:27,560 --> 00:06:31,920 Speaker 1: your your straps never changed color, that's not the real. 139 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,200 Speaker 1: But it you know, it's like I saw a lady, 140 00:06:34,279 --> 00:06:36,600 Speaker 1: it's a it's a it's a grocery store. First of all, 141 00:06:36,640 --> 00:06:37,880 Speaker 1: I don't I don't even have to name in the 142 00:06:37,920 --> 00:06:39,960 Speaker 1: grocer store. Just know it's a grocery store and she 143 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:43,200 Speaker 1: works in the grocery store. But she had the forty 144 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:46,520 Speaker 1: eight hundred dollars lou of Tome bag and she's walking 145 00:06:46,560 --> 00:06:48,800 Speaker 1: into work and I was like, Nah, ain't nowhere in 146 00:06:48,839 --> 00:06:51,960 Speaker 1: the world this lady work in this grocery store and 147 00:06:52,040 --> 00:06:53,840 Speaker 1: she bought this She bought this bag. I just bought 148 00:06:53,839 --> 00:06:56,440 Speaker 1: that bag for my mom. I know, definitely a lady 149 00:06:56,560 --> 00:06:59,960 Speaker 1: who's a cashier cannot afford that bag. But in her mind, 150 00:07:00,640 --> 00:07:02,720 Speaker 1: in her mind, it's like my brother and my brother 151 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:04,839 Speaker 1: got some ear rings and this is that only seen 152 00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:07,120 Speaker 1: three people in the world with him. It was saying 153 00:07:07,520 --> 00:07:11,119 Speaker 1: Oprah or Kelly when he was out and Dinah Ross 154 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:13,720 Speaker 1: and he got him in his head and he I'm like, 155 00:07:13,880 --> 00:07:16,280 Speaker 1: so man, I told him, say, yo, you need to 156 00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:19,400 Speaker 1: take them them fake it rings off? Mean what fake 157 00:07:19,400 --> 00:07:21,560 Speaker 1: it rings? See this is the problem. But you then 158 00:07:21,640 --> 00:07:23,520 Speaker 1: you owe me forty dollars, But you think that I 159 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:27,000 Speaker 1: think that you got ten thousand, right, You're a crazy person. 160 00:07:27,160 --> 00:07:28,680 Speaker 2: I don't even know why people do that, Like, what's 161 00:07:28,720 --> 00:07:29,440 Speaker 2: the point of fronting? 162 00:07:30,040 --> 00:07:33,080 Speaker 1: Hey, what's the what's the saying fake it till you 163 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:33,360 Speaker 1: make it. 164 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:35,320 Speaker 2: I don't believe that. When I was young, I don't 165 00:07:35,320 --> 00:07:35,680 Speaker 2: believe that. 166 00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:38,320 Speaker 1: I don't believe it. Then because of the nice of 167 00:07:38,360 --> 00:07:43,240 Speaker 1: the round table, she knew that knew that circle was fake. 168 00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:45,640 Speaker 1: I'm just in there looking crazy. My daddy's sad, me pressed, 169 00:07:45,680 --> 00:07:48,600 Speaker 1: I'm like this, my daddy bout this. That's your only excuse. 170 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:51,400 Speaker 1: My daddy bout of prison. 171 00:07:51,840 --> 00:07:53,040 Speaker 2: That was your first out of prison? 172 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:55,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, that was my first shot prison. A nice of 173 00:07:55,840 --> 00:07:58,480 Speaker 1: the round table? How long person six yeads six? 174 00:07:58,640 --> 00:07:59,480 Speaker 2: What did you do? 175 00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:03,080 Speaker 1: I used to be a street pharmaceutical rept with very 176 00:08:03,080 --> 00:08:06,520 Speaker 1: from very front. Like they when you sell drugs, they 177 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:08,840 Speaker 1: want you to have a jacket, go to like a 178 00:08:09,080 --> 00:08:12,680 Speaker 1: CVS or ride aid or somewhere. People come in with prescriptions. 179 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:14,520 Speaker 1: I was, you know, shortcutting it. 180 00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:16,200 Speaker 2: What kind of drug? Was it? Drug? 181 00:08:16,760 --> 00:08:17,600 Speaker 1: Unfortunately? Crack? 182 00:08:17,920 --> 00:08:18,280 Speaker 2: Okay? 183 00:08:18,840 --> 00:08:21,360 Speaker 1: You said the age said? You said okay? Like that 184 00:08:21,440 --> 00:08:21,640 Speaker 1: was that? 185 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:25,240 Speaker 2: That was just ahead of your time? 186 00:08:25,920 --> 00:08:28,720 Speaker 1: Marijuana. You know, I got fouting us who went to 187 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:30,880 Speaker 1: jail for marijuana is like and they and they knew 188 00:08:30,920 --> 00:08:32,360 Speaker 1: it was wrong. They're like, man, this don't even make 189 00:08:32,400 --> 00:08:35,120 Speaker 1: no sense. It's a leaf. Now. What I did was 190 00:08:35,160 --> 00:08:39,200 Speaker 1: definitely wrong, you know, like with this and and I'm 191 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:42,200 Speaker 1: still sad about what I did. If you look at 192 00:08:42,200 --> 00:08:45,439 Speaker 1: the epidemic now, you you realize that you you contributed 193 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:48,560 Speaker 1: to this in some form of fashion from what you 194 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:51,760 Speaker 1: were doing in the in the early late eighties, early nineties. 195 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:55,360 Speaker 1: And then the spin off of these drug induced children 196 00:08:55,400 --> 00:08:57,760 Speaker 1: that came from the product of those people who you 197 00:08:58,240 --> 00:08:59,400 Speaker 1: infected with that chemical. 198 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:01,000 Speaker 2: You can play about the crack babies. 199 00:09:01,160 --> 00:09:03,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, so this they this day spent off and these 200 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:08,480 Speaker 1: kids take everything. You know, you know, generations, we had 201 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:11,600 Speaker 1: certain things. You know, you had the heroin, then you 202 00:09:11,679 --> 00:09:14,920 Speaker 1: had weed, then you had cocaine, then you had cracked. 203 00:09:15,360 --> 00:09:18,200 Speaker 1: But these kids, a man put it on the table. 204 00:09:18,679 --> 00:09:21,440 Speaker 1: I'm doing all of it at once. Crush it up. 205 00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:24,760 Speaker 1: Just put in the ball ex heroin. Hey that's one. 206 00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:28,160 Speaker 1: That's that's at noon. And I still I still got 207 00:09:28,320 --> 00:09:30,840 Speaker 1: weed and drank and I'm a snorting little thumb. I 208 00:09:30,880 --> 00:09:33,320 Speaker 1: made you. I don't know what I'm doing all day, Like, hey, 209 00:09:33,480 --> 00:09:36,400 Speaker 1: what it's called rolling? And I don't I don't want 210 00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:38,400 Speaker 1: to do it. I don't want my kids doing it. 211 00:09:38,440 --> 00:09:40,599 Speaker 1: I don't want I don't want people doing it. The 212 00:09:40,679 --> 00:09:42,520 Speaker 1: fact that you only got six years back then. Is 213 00:09:42,520 --> 00:09:45,079 Speaker 1: is because they were giving people football numbers. Who got 214 00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:49,000 Speaker 1: six years? Hid six? I had six on the I 215 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:51,599 Speaker 1: did six on the fifteen. Wow, And I had a 216 00:09:51,920 --> 00:10:01,600 Speaker 1: fifteen and a ten that ran concurrent. Said, so they 217 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,360 Speaker 1: said you only got six. I said, g man, no, 218 00:10:05,160 --> 00:10:08,199 Speaker 1: you mean somebody, no envy. I didn't know nobody. I 219 00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:10,320 Speaker 1: knew real Harris my attorney. 220 00:10:10,720 --> 00:10:11,000 Speaker 2: First. 221 00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:12,800 Speaker 1: When I first went in, it was a fair case 222 00:10:13,320 --> 00:10:16,040 Speaker 1: and they spect to they come in, there were just 223 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:18,400 Speaker 1: gonna give you three hundred months. And in your mind 224 00:10:20,679 --> 00:10:23,400 Speaker 1: they stay like that, that yeah, three hundred months. And 225 00:10:23,480 --> 00:10:25,199 Speaker 1: in your mind you were like, Okay, three hundred months. 226 00:10:25,240 --> 00:10:27,079 Speaker 1: That ain't that ain't nothing. But I know math, and 227 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:32,319 Speaker 1: I'm like, nah, nah, you know three hundred months twelve Nah. 228 00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:38,560 Speaker 1: We carried nah. They because they said it months wouldn't 229 00:10:38,559 --> 00:10:42,000 Speaker 1: sound like you can do it. Three hundred, three hundred 230 00:10:42,040 --> 00:10:44,960 Speaker 1: months out of it sound like days. But then when 231 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,400 Speaker 1: you do go to calculating. So then it got dropped 232 00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:50,360 Speaker 1: down the state right in the state. The lady came 233 00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:54,080 Speaker 1: in and she was wild and the prosecute. She said, well, 234 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:57,680 Speaker 1: I'm recommending ninety nine years. This is when ninety nine years, 235 00:10:57,720 --> 00:10:58,640 Speaker 1: this is the thing heavy? 236 00:10:58,880 --> 00:10:59,920 Speaker 2: How much crack you got. 237 00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:01,640 Speaker 6: On? 238 00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:04,640 Speaker 1: Not only but it was five keys, right, So the 239 00:11:04,760 --> 00:11:09,640 Speaker 1: thing is that Jesus I think is that I'm they're 240 00:11:09,679 --> 00:11:11,520 Speaker 1: not supposed to let me in court because I'm gonna 241 00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:14,400 Speaker 1: say something. My attorney at he wasn't talking fast enough. 242 00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:17,240 Speaker 1: He's like ninety nine years, And I said a very 243 00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:19,400 Speaker 1: derogatory word toward that later, and I asked her who 244 00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:21,800 Speaker 1: she thinks she caught. I'm like, man, I am nineteen. 245 00:11:21,840 --> 00:11:26,520 Speaker 1: Who you think you caught? Ma'am? Esketball like, So we 246 00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:29,000 Speaker 1: come back to court again, got reset off. She's talking 247 00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:34,920 Speaker 1: about I think sixty years would be appropriate. Man again, ma'am, like, 248 00:11:35,880 --> 00:11:37,360 Speaker 1: you want me to have a life as it is? 249 00:11:37,840 --> 00:11:41,199 Speaker 1: So rio my attorney real hair, big shot out the 250 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:45,280 Speaker 1: real hairs. He he would in there, did what he did, 251 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:48,960 Speaker 1: and he came back. He said, man, I almost got 252 00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:51,600 Speaker 1: you ten. I said, I almost got to meet ten. 253 00:11:51,640 --> 00:11:54,840 Speaker 1: What happened? He said, your your cage started at fifteen, 254 00:11:55,280 --> 00:11:57,319 Speaker 1: so you had to take fifteen, the lowest number. But 255 00:11:57,400 --> 00:11:59,720 Speaker 1: I got that other ten because I was on Judiford probation, 256 00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:03,559 Speaker 1: and so they ran it concurrent and the crazy when 257 00:12:03,559 --> 00:12:07,160 Speaker 1: they gave me the ten and the fifteen. My girlfriend 258 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:09,280 Speaker 1: at the time, she's gonna she's gonna faint in court 259 00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:12,120 Speaker 1: because she's thinking it's twenty five years she's gonna. I said, 260 00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:16,199 Speaker 1: are you really back there doing the movies? Respect man, 261 00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:24,800 Speaker 1: respect man. Listen that lady, that lady eighty five thousand 262 00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:26,920 Speaker 1: dollars in one thing, fives in the trains bag in 263 00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:29,000 Speaker 1: the house. Ask her how much? Asked me how much 264 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:30,800 Speaker 1: she sent me? While you're talking about she and their 265 00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:35,240 Speaker 1: faint that dollar not a not a dollar. But now 266 00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:38,680 Speaker 1: my my extra check. You know what I'm saying, Kindred, 267 00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:42,040 Speaker 1: extra check, not even my extra check? Is you got 268 00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:43,440 Speaker 1: to the extra check? 269 00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:44,880 Speaker 2: You side is a derogatory term. 270 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:54,839 Speaker 1: It's bad, bad an extra person in your life. You 271 00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:57,199 Speaker 1: gotta have something like that, you know. You can't just 272 00:12:57,280 --> 00:13:01,640 Speaker 1: be like inside, now my my extra joon't Hendre. She 273 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,400 Speaker 1: she ain't got no but twelve grand. She bringing money 274 00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:06,360 Speaker 1: up to the thing. Look how respectful that is. You 275 00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:08,600 Speaker 1: know what I'm saying now eighty four over here out 276 00:13:08,760 --> 00:13:13,240 Speaker 1: and man, it was it was she gonna faint, Hendry, 277 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:16,839 Speaker 1: Kindred in according the back too, She's like, I got you. 278 00:13:17,640 --> 00:13:19,640 Speaker 1: And then when I talked on the phone, she asked me, 279 00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:21,800 Speaker 1: did I want to Did I want her to go 280 00:13:21,920 --> 00:13:24,199 Speaker 1: by and get that money for paying? You know what 281 00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:26,200 Speaker 1: I'm saying. But she's gonna rob her, you know, rob 282 00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:28,040 Speaker 1: her to bring in my bread. You know what I'm saying. 283 00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:30,960 Speaker 1: But you know, yeah, yeah, you gotta have a real 284 00:13:31,480 --> 00:13:32,760 Speaker 1: First of all, I don't even do drugs. No, I 285 00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:34,160 Speaker 1: don't even still do. No. I don't know why I'm 286 00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:40,360 Speaker 1: going into that life. I just I got too caught up. 287 00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:43,360 Speaker 1: I'm about to say I'm gonna roby. 288 00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:46,760 Speaker 3: When when the judd are telling you're gonna get three 289 00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:49,080 Speaker 3: hundred months? At any point that you say, who can 290 00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:49,559 Speaker 3: I tell on? 291 00:13:50,520 --> 00:13:54,600 Speaker 1: No, you ain't thinking about no, no new That's that's 292 00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:57,480 Speaker 1: that's cold, you man. It's some dudes through me in 293 00:13:57,520 --> 00:14:00,800 Speaker 1: a trunk when I got I got robbed. You need 294 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,080 Speaker 1: a hug, brother, long. The stuff you going through. 295 00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:03,960 Speaker 2: Life, it's amazing. 296 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:05,080 Speaker 1: I put this on the Specials. 297 00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:06,560 Speaker 2: You got a story to tell everybody. 298 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:09,839 Speaker 1: You get out the trunk and you the trunk man. 299 00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:12,240 Speaker 1: You gotta you gotta see the Specials and you gotta go. 300 00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:15,840 Speaker 1: You gotta follow the I'm on three now, I got 301 00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:20,000 Speaker 1: the trunk, I got thrown the trunk in two, I 302 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:22,640 Speaker 1: met it out the trunk. I'm out the trunk. You like, call, 303 00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:30,120 Speaker 1: I've seen this. The car came through Houston, Yo, get 304 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:32,800 Speaker 1: out the trunk. And I've seen them, dudes. I ain't 305 00:14:32,840 --> 00:14:35,040 Speaker 1: telling them. Dudes, you know you don't. You don't tell 306 00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:40,920 Speaker 1: on people and you in the streets. But now now 307 00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:43,560 Speaker 1: I'm telling everybody. Right now, I tell everybody. Bring people. 308 00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:44,360 Speaker 1: Ain't got nothing to do with it. 309 00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:44,560 Speaker 6: Man. 310 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:50,680 Speaker 1: I think Emmy was over there. Yeah right man, Cause 311 00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:52,600 Speaker 1: let me tell you. Because when I was young, I 312 00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:56,440 Speaker 1: could take the mattress in jail. Oh no, I've been 313 00:14:57,120 --> 00:15:00,280 Speaker 1: to jail as a real adult. I was like already 314 00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:03,360 Speaker 1: sick or something like that. Traffic stop and driving with 315 00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:08,000 Speaker 1: no license, spend the license crazy. Now, my license always 316 00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:09,320 Speaker 1: been I don't trust my last. 317 00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:11,040 Speaker 4: I don't trust my license. 318 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:13,040 Speaker 1: I don't, man, I don't trust my license at all. 319 00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:15,720 Speaker 1: Like like, if I come if you and jail, if 320 00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:17,880 Speaker 1: I got to come bard you out, I'm gonna have 321 00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:20,280 Speaker 1: to senend somebody because my license is is shaky. 322 00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:20,840 Speaker 2: Just never know. 323 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:24,280 Speaker 1: I probably got to stopped somewhere I didn't remember, and 324 00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:26,000 Speaker 1: then all of a sudden, you know, I came to 325 00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:27,360 Speaker 1: get you out. And now they talking about can you 326 00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:35,840 Speaker 1: step on this side to get somebody? It's not exchange, yo, 327 00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:38,360 Speaker 1: you for him? Now, I came to get it. We're 328 00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:41,240 Speaker 1: supposed to both be leaving together. He can't drop my 329 00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:45,160 Speaker 1: car and I don't. That's why I don't trust my license. 330 00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:50,160 Speaker 1: But it's shaky sometimes, man. But that matt you can't 331 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:53,560 Speaker 1: take that mattress. No, I slept, man. It was funny. 332 00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:55,840 Speaker 1: I went to jail in a in a white area 333 00:15:56,440 --> 00:15:59,240 Speaker 1: and I thought, okay. And at the time, I was 334 00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:02,960 Speaker 1: a spokesman for a bail bonds company and the CUCA 335 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:07,000 Speaker 1: wa I'm now. The slogan was, if you go to jail, 336 00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:08,840 Speaker 1: we'll get you out. So it's no way in the 337 00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:13,200 Speaker 1: world I'm gonna stay in there. But the you gotta 338 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:15,120 Speaker 1: make a phone call. Now. To make a phone call, 339 00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:19,200 Speaker 1: you gotta get a bond first, right, So I said, okay, 340 00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:20,760 Speaker 1: let me see the judge. I can get a bond. 341 00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:23,080 Speaker 1: The man said, the judge is gone for the day. 342 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:27,040 Speaker 1: I said, but it's nine twenty a m. He's done 343 00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:30,280 Speaker 1: all the judging like he's done for today. Man. So 344 00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:32,400 Speaker 1: I had to stay overnight to get a bond for 345 00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:33,480 Speaker 1: them to even come get me. 346 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:34,840 Speaker 2: What time did the judge come in. 347 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:38,280 Speaker 1: Oh, this is my thing. This is my thing in 348 00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:41,240 Speaker 1: Bazouria County. I just wanted to let it be known 349 00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:44,960 Speaker 1: Bassoura County. The man done at eight thirty and what 350 00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:49,680 Speaker 1: so you come on and he's early because the next 351 00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:51,440 Speaker 1: day I had to get one. They wake you up 352 00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:55,200 Speaker 1: at four thirty. You in there at five. He ruled 353 00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:57,800 Speaker 1: everybody sitting in the room. He gone at a thirty, 354 00:16:58,080 --> 00:16:59,480 Speaker 1: so I had to wait till the next day to 355 00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:03,600 Speaker 1: get bonded out. I'm thinking nobody's gonna know me because 356 00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:08,760 Speaker 1: it's all white people, white and hispanic. I'm walking with 357 00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:11,119 Speaker 1: a little mattress. And I was on this show on 358 00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:13,880 Speaker 1: Comedy Central. This is not happening. This white guy beat 359 00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:19,040 Speaker 1: on that on that window. At least come on, man, 360 00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:21,960 Speaker 1: I look, I said, what's up? Man? Man? He was 361 00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:24,080 Speaker 1: on this is not happening. I said, yeah, and this 362 00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:28,800 Speaker 1: is not happening. Man going on all not man and 363 00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:30,920 Speaker 1: in prison is loud. I can't. I couldn't take it. 364 00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:33,520 Speaker 1: I didn't think it was that loud when I was there. 365 00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:36,080 Speaker 1: But I'm nineteen. I'm probably loud too, loud too, and 366 00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:39,480 Speaker 1: this dude rapping and I'm nah This ain't what we're doing. 367 00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:45,120 Speaker 1: It's sleek time. It's bedtime. This boy rapping, another dude 368 00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:48,360 Speaker 1: beating on the he needed diabetic medicine. I say, hey, man, 369 00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:50,680 Speaker 1: you can't be doing crime if you sick, bro, you 370 00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:53,400 Speaker 1: got to be I was healthy when I was doing 371 00:17:54,359 --> 00:17:54,919 Speaker 1: It's crazy. 372 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,480 Speaker 3: So so when you get out of jail, you get 373 00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:58,399 Speaker 3: out of prison, you get your your fake polo. 374 00:17:58,840 --> 00:17:59,960 Speaker 2: Do you remember your first show? 375 00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:05,240 Speaker 1: Yes, just joking, comedy cafe Thursday night, apollow night. I 376 00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:08,119 Speaker 1: have on a suit because I working at Most. I 377 00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:10,600 Speaker 1: got a job at the marow so I'm working at 378 00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:13,359 Speaker 1: most of the men's a peril store. Got a suit on. 379 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:16,479 Speaker 1: This is when you learn observation. So it's a lot 380 00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:19,239 Speaker 1: of college kids in there because it's a pollow night, 381 00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:22,479 Speaker 1: and everybody up there doing everything. So I go up 382 00:18:23,359 --> 00:18:27,200 Speaker 1: and all I said was hey, and them folks boom, 383 00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:34,280 Speaker 1: super jacket off. I'm not even I didn't even tell 384 00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:38,400 Speaker 1: her it was bad. So it was, man, I'm talking 385 00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:40,640 Speaker 1: about them boozers. It was. It was in stereo two. 386 00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:43,000 Speaker 1: So I came and sat down and my finding the 387 00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:47,800 Speaker 1: drake man, what happened? I said, I think you was 388 00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:55,439 Speaker 1: born with them, like you participated and at the time Nikki, 389 00:18:55,840 --> 00:19:00,720 Speaker 1: she she asked me, said, did my kids mom be 390 00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:01,159 Speaker 1: talking like. 391 00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:04,200 Speaker 2: It? 392 00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:07,800 Speaker 1: And I said, uh, She said what what what your 393 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:10,399 Speaker 1: jacket at? I said, Uh, it's going to stay. They 394 00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:14,520 Speaker 1: booted off me because it was it was crazy. So 395 00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:16,480 Speaker 1: you go back up there and get you jacket, man, Yes, 396 00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:20,000 Speaker 1: spending people man, it was it was so I waited 397 00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:23,159 Speaker 1: for two weeks, waiting for two weeks, came back T 398 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:26,000 Speaker 1: shirt and jeans, and I didn't write down what I 399 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:29,120 Speaker 1: was doing because everybody was singing man. And I never 400 00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:31,720 Speaker 1: won at this bottle night because people hit you with 401 00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:34,080 Speaker 1: the gospel songs. Even though I was I was good 402 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:39,200 Speaker 1: gospel song man. I heard I sang. The dude he 403 00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:42,040 Speaker 1: was started rapping and was getting about to get booted 404 00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:44,160 Speaker 1: and changed his song. In the middle of the song, 405 00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:53,119 Speaker 1: we started singing about Jesus, so like this, how you 406 00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:58,679 Speaker 1: spell relief? J U s you like? So I changed 407 00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:03,960 Speaker 1: my whole thing, went back up every week for about 408 00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:07,239 Speaker 1: a month and a half to the people. As soon 409 00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:09,199 Speaker 1: as I would get there. After that, people were like, yo, man, 410 00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:11,800 Speaker 1: you're going up tonight. Oh he's funny. So I ended 411 00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:14,359 Speaker 1: up becoming the host of that same place that I 412 00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:16,720 Speaker 1: got booed and just joking Comedy Cafe and I was 413 00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:19,479 Speaker 1: the host for like a year, and yeah, that's how 414 00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:19,959 Speaker 1: it started. 415 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:21,960 Speaker 2: Do you remember the joke that that got him, that 416 00:20:22,119 --> 00:20:23,399 Speaker 2: made you say, you know what, I can do this? 417 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:28,119 Speaker 1: Yeah? I remember the jones that got him. It was 418 00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:30,399 Speaker 1: a dude. A dude tried to boo me that was 419 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:33,200 Speaker 1: on a football team and I told him that he 420 00:20:33,359 --> 00:20:36,960 Speaker 1: was a he was a nose tackle. It wouldn't hike 421 00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:40,320 Speaker 1: the ball because he liked the way the quarterback had 422 00:20:40,359 --> 00:20:41,400 Speaker 1: his hands on this ball. 423 00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:46,440 Speaker 2: He was the center. You mean he's the center. 424 00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:50,200 Speaker 1: H I was like, yo, he he, I don't feel 425 00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:50,440 Speaker 1: like it. 426 00:20:52,359 --> 00:20:53,399 Speaker 2: I remember it was. 427 00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:55,399 Speaker 1: That's when I was doing jokes, you know, and not 428 00:20:55,560 --> 00:20:58,919 Speaker 1: the stories. You know. So now it's it's a different thing. 429 00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:02,840 Speaker 1: I don't think I've really in a joke and maybe 430 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:03,560 Speaker 1: ten years. 431 00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:07,320 Speaker 5: So, how did you turn into the storyteller comedian? Because 432 00:21:07,359 --> 00:21:09,840 Speaker 5: that's that a lot of that's hard for people to do, 433 00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:13,560 Speaker 5: Like it's hard, but it's hard. 434 00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:17,760 Speaker 1: Deal deal. I'm I'm on the road with d L 435 00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:22,680 Speaker 1: and he he told me, he said, yo, man, the 436 00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:25,639 Speaker 1: funniest you're gonna ever be in life is based on 437 00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:29,280 Speaker 1: how honest you want to be. And this was after 438 00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:33,560 Speaker 1: some people when I was writing jokes. I don't even 439 00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:36,399 Speaker 1: blame the people anymore, because I think that when you 440 00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:40,680 Speaker 1: have writers, that writers under the pressure of turning in 441 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:44,600 Speaker 1: something to another comic, and so they could see your 442 00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:50,960 Speaker 1: show and then turn in, man, I don't have nothing 443 00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:52,160 Speaker 1: this week. But if you try to get that check, 444 00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:54,960 Speaker 1: so you turn in somebody else's material to the person 445 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,680 Speaker 1: who you turned it into has no idea that you 446 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:01,600 Speaker 1: that you just sought it somewhere, and so now are 447 00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:06,480 Speaker 1: you a thief? So now I just I switched from 448 00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:10,960 Speaker 1: doing jokes to doing everything personally about me and if 449 00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:14,000 Speaker 1: you would have to, and people still try to steal it. 450 00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:17,480 Speaker 1: But it's hard because now you know, it's a lot 451 00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:21,080 Speaker 1: of comics that all of a sudden they went to jail, 452 00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:24,760 Speaker 1: but I went to prison. It's a different thing. Jailing 453 00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:26,639 Speaker 1: a lot of people in the jail, but prison is 454 00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:30,840 Speaker 1: two different things. So I would go up and people 455 00:22:31,119 --> 00:22:33,800 Speaker 1: trying to doing jail stuff in front of me, I'm like, 456 00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:37,320 Speaker 1: but you know that's not what I'm doing. I'm I'm 457 00:22:38,359 --> 00:22:41,840 Speaker 1: walking through my life from ten years old to now. 458 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:45,840 Speaker 1: So it just happens to be the first comedy series 459 00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:49,000 Speaker 1: of specials like these. All these specials are tied together. 460 00:22:49,119 --> 00:22:52,280 Speaker 1: So if you see three now, which came out Mother's Day, 461 00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:56,680 Speaker 1: you can't go see you can't go see four without 462 00:22:56,760 --> 00:23:02,119 Speaker 1: seeing one and two and one is one is the 463 00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:07,240 Speaker 1: is the masterpiece. But three is the best one to 464 00:23:07,359 --> 00:23:10,240 Speaker 1: me thus far that I that I see, and two 465 00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:14,879 Speaker 1: has a different, a different cachet to it because I 466 00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:18,720 Speaker 1: was showing a different skill set in the actual art 467 00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:21,119 Speaker 1: of it, because it's two faces to comedy. You know, 468 00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:27,280 Speaker 1: it's having a tragedy. So in two my sister passed, 469 00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:41,880 Speaker 1: and well it's late now, you know, you know, twenty years, 470 00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:45,880 Speaker 1: I haven't seen it all the time. 471 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:49,399 Speaker 2: Grief is not linear. I don't know how you're feeling 472 00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:50,359 Speaker 2: this morning about. 473 00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:55,000 Speaker 1: It, man, twenty years ago to say. 474 00:23:57,359 --> 00:23:58,200 Speaker 2: Twenty years. 475 00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:07,400 Speaker 1: Years, I don't know. Sorry, sorry, man, Well I'm man. 476 00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:12,879 Speaker 1: We've dealt with God's crazy, you know what I mean. 477 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:22,640 Speaker 2: People racked them up about seven more, you can say, man, 478 00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:23,880 Speaker 2: I can run them off. 479 00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:28,440 Speaker 1: After my sister, with my son, then it was my grandmother. Yeah, 480 00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:31,919 Speaker 1: we we had some hard ones, man. So that's why 481 00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:33,920 Speaker 1: I heard about all of them, brother, That's why I 482 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:37,399 Speaker 1: did loss, because that's one of the number one things 483 00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:41,000 Speaker 1: in the black community that man, death runs through our 484 00:24:42,119 --> 00:24:44,680 Speaker 1: family a little harder than just a loss. It's like, 485 00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:46,840 Speaker 1: now you got to figure out how to bury them 486 00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:50,160 Speaker 1: and and all this. Man, I don't I'm I don't 487 00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:52,879 Speaker 1: want not another gold fund. Don't send me not another 488 00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:54,120 Speaker 1: goal fund. 489 00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:54,240 Speaker 6: Me. 490 00:24:54,359 --> 00:24:57,440 Speaker 1: Let's try to figure out what is the situation that 491 00:24:57,560 --> 00:25:02,200 Speaker 1: we need to prepare for when it's inevitable, it's death 492 00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:04,840 Speaker 1: is gonna happen, we won't even talk about it, which 493 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:08,600 Speaker 1: is hey, man, I think about death every single day, 494 00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:12,439 Speaker 1: every single day. So I live a better life than 495 00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:15,440 Speaker 1: most people because I know I don't have the time 496 00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:22,639 Speaker 1: to be engaged in things that really I can't rectify. 497 00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:26,159 Speaker 1: You know, I'm not gonna hold a grudge behind something 498 00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:29,040 Speaker 1: when I can get an apology or I can apologize, 499 00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:32,359 Speaker 1: you know, like you know, my whole intent to come 500 00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:35,119 Speaker 1: up here because I was mad at you. Man, you 501 00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:37,520 Speaker 1: were saying my name wrong, and you did it twice too. 502 00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:40,680 Speaker 1: He was saying, Ali. I'm like, this man, know how 503 00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:45,119 Speaker 1: to say my name Ali? You know, talking about my 504 00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:47,480 Speaker 1: special with somebody. Yeah, I think it's name Ali. Al 505 00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:50,440 Speaker 1: I'm like, and they send it to me break, I'm like, 506 00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:52,200 Speaker 1: he knows how to say Ali. 507 00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:54,800 Speaker 2: You know he knows because I kept hearing other people 508 00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:56,760 Speaker 2: say Ali was listening. 509 00:25:56,520 --> 00:26:02,480 Speaker 1: To other people better. And I asked somebody call up 510 00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:04,160 Speaker 1: there and asked them who his favorite box is? Probably 511 00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:08,280 Speaker 1: Muhammad Ali, just take the Muhammad out. 512 00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:13,560 Speaker 3: Because when the first special came out, everybody I knew 513 00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:16,080 Speaker 3: was talking about that special, especially in the comedy world. 514 00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:17,600 Speaker 2: It was like, Yo, you gotta watch this due Alid. 515 00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:24,240 Speaker 1: You know, nobody say that. Nobody nobody said you know 516 00:26:24,359 --> 00:26:30,320 Speaker 1: a lot of ain't nobody saying nobody said that? You know, 517 00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:35,640 Speaker 1: It's like Ali wrong, like he said there all. Look, 518 00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:38,720 Speaker 1: I don't even know Charlote. I'm like Charlamage, don't like me. 519 00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:42,760 Speaker 1: When when I get up, when I finally get to 520 00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:45,320 Speaker 1: the bad leading, I'm leading with man, why you're saying 521 00:26:45,359 --> 00:26:47,639 Speaker 1: my name? Then I forget. Then I left it alone. 522 00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:48,800 Speaker 4: It's like. 523 00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:53,199 Speaker 1: Whatever. At least he mentioned me. That's all I had. 524 00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:55,919 Speaker 3: But that first special took off though. Did you did 525 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,159 Speaker 3: you understand that it would do that or it was 526 00:26:58,200 --> 00:26:59,600 Speaker 3: just a risk? Come and throw this on YouTube and 527 00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:00,560 Speaker 3: see what man? 528 00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:03,040 Speaker 1: I thought it was really good. And when I do 529 00:27:03,119 --> 00:27:05,720 Speaker 1: a special, it takes a while for it to You know, 530 00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:08,320 Speaker 1: I have recorded probably three or four specials before that 531 00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:13,080 Speaker 1: one and was like, no, it's not special. So Domino 532 00:27:13,119 --> 00:27:17,440 Speaker 1: Effect the first one. I knew that it was. I 533 00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:20,000 Speaker 1: knew it. It's like the first album I put out 534 00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:23,040 Speaker 1: talk a loud saying something that's my reasonable doubt, you know. 535 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:26,600 Speaker 1: So I knew once I put this one out, I 536 00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:29,240 Speaker 1: knew it. I had that feeling about I was too 537 00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:32,800 Speaker 1: excited about it, and it didn't have any flaws to it. 538 00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:35,879 Speaker 1: And that's one thing when I look at something, I 539 00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:37,840 Speaker 1: don't want it to have anything that somebody can grab 540 00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:41,480 Speaker 1: on to like. But but what about this? So when 541 00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:45,680 Speaker 1: when that happened, and then somebody said, well, what's the 542 00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:49,800 Speaker 1: rest of the story, I said, what, like, what happened 543 00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:53,080 Speaker 1: after that? I said, you want to know? 544 00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:55,680 Speaker 4: So they oh, so you had never even planned to 545 00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:59,040 Speaker 4: make it to keep on going with a series. 546 00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:02,480 Speaker 1: Well, somebody ad ask me about what happened after that, 547 00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:07,920 Speaker 1: and I said, okay, Well I stopped at sixteen, so 548 00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:13,640 Speaker 1: let's do from sixteen to nineteen and then we get 549 00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:17,359 Speaker 1: we did the first, we did two, and then I said, yo, 550 00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:22,320 Speaker 1: let's finish up. How I even got incarcerated? People know 551 00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:24,760 Speaker 1: I was there, but let's see how I got there. 552 00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:28,840 Speaker 1: And then we did three, and we recorded three and 553 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:32,560 Speaker 1: four in DC at the same time, So we did 554 00:28:33,119 --> 00:28:35,400 Speaker 1: two shows on that Friday and two shows on that Saturday. 555 00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:40,640 Speaker 1: So four comes out Father's Day. So we strategically put 556 00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:43,560 Speaker 1: one on Mother's Day, one on Father's Day, and four 557 00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:47,840 Speaker 1: is two hours long, you know, versus the one thirty 558 00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:52,680 Speaker 1: that I've been doing. And it's getting to the pinnacle 559 00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:56,720 Speaker 1: of how what I went through I was inside and 560 00:28:57,920 --> 00:29:00,200 Speaker 1: how did I get jovial to come out out and 561 00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:04,280 Speaker 1: want to pursue comedy. So after this series, we're going 562 00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:06,640 Speaker 1: to start another series called in the Shadows, which is 563 00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:11,360 Speaker 1: the walk with me doing stand up, getting being in 564 00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:14,520 Speaker 1: a public in a public space, trying to be private 565 00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:17,440 Speaker 1: because I'm on parole, and on parole most people don't 566 00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:21,280 Speaker 1: realize parole people. We try to stay out the way 567 00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:24,680 Speaker 1: because we know anything can get us back incarcerated. So 568 00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:27,240 Speaker 1: now you're trying to fight for your innocens from a 569 00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:34,840 Speaker 1: disposition of being incarcerated. And incarceration is especially mass incarceration 570 00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:39,960 Speaker 1: is it's crippling. A lot of it cripples a family 571 00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:44,800 Speaker 1: because it's wear and tearing on a family. And it's 572 00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:47,240 Speaker 1: not just you. You know, people think that my mom 573 00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:50,720 Speaker 1: was locked up right with me, you know, and because 574 00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:53,600 Speaker 1: I'm there and she's concerned about me every day. It's 575 00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:57,480 Speaker 1: like when somebody go to jail. My mom, NICKI would 576 00:29:57,480 --> 00:29:59,640 Speaker 1: always say, why you always go get trade out of 577 00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:01,800 Speaker 1: jail when he locked up? I said, man, because something 578 00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:07,560 Speaker 1: can happen just by being in there. Is the oldest boy. 579 00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:10,160 Speaker 2: Again, I mean. 580 00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:22,000 Speaker 1: The oldest boy, the oldest boy. You know, he's the 581 00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:23,960 Speaker 1: only one that's been in trouble thus far. You know, 582 00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:27,680 Speaker 1: hopefully nobody else is ever gets in trouble because my 583 00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:33,360 Speaker 1: oldest daughter, Jaden, she's a chef, she's she's the she's 584 00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:38,160 Speaker 1: a spinoff version of me I'm talking about. Man, It's 585 00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:42,120 Speaker 1: nothing like having somebody respect your daughter in the streets 586 00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:44,600 Speaker 1: like they respect you. And they always hey, man, I 587 00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:48,720 Speaker 1: saw your daughter. Man, she's a g man like appreciate you. 588 00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:51,480 Speaker 1: You know you raised I raised a good one. But 589 00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:57,120 Speaker 1: you know that that raising daughters, you also have this fear, 590 00:30:57,200 --> 00:30:59,680 Speaker 1: this constant fear because you've been incoss rated. 591 00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:00,240 Speaker 2: And you know. 592 00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:07,360 Speaker 1: How people that's not really good navigate. And you know, 593 00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:10,120 Speaker 1: I've sat down and I've talked to people who have 594 00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:13,320 Speaker 1: attacked women and you know, and did all these these 595 00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:15,440 Speaker 1: file things in the world. So when you out in 596 00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:22,480 Speaker 1: the street, everything I see is a red flag. It's 597 00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:26,240 Speaker 1: just like you're like, man, you know, hey, listen, this 598 00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:30,080 Speaker 1: is a sign that triggers them, you know, but you 599 00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:32,720 Speaker 1: can't tell women. I'm I should be able to do yeah, 600 00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:35,120 Speaker 1: but but but you know, I should be able to 601 00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:36,280 Speaker 1: do too, But I don't go. 602 00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:37,920 Speaker 2: And then you don't want to raise your kids out 603 00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:39,200 Speaker 2: of field. But it's kind of. 604 00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:42,560 Speaker 1: Hard not to, kind of hard not to because everything, 605 00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:46,600 Speaker 1: everything that you've experienced, you know. Even with my sons, man, 606 00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:52,160 Speaker 1: I'm I'm very fearful of him having children out of 607 00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:54,840 Speaker 1: wed lock with people that that don't serve him. Well, 608 00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:58,200 Speaker 1: it's like, I'm not that father who like would tell 609 00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:01,080 Speaker 1: my daughters this. No, I'm more on my son. A man, 610 00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:05,080 Speaker 1: keep your penis in your pans, bro, before you end 611 00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:09,080 Speaker 1: up in a situation that you can't get out of. 612 00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:11,320 Speaker 1: Then some of these young men out here nowadays, man, 613 00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:14,080 Speaker 1: they need some real talking to. I don't want to 614 00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:17,040 Speaker 1: hear about another young lady losing her life because her 615 00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:23,560 Speaker 1: brother didn't understand no, absolutely or she want to leave. 616 00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:26,600 Speaker 1: You know, it's a man and I have girls, and 617 00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:29,760 Speaker 1: I'm and I'm I'm really concerned about the state of 618 00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:32,240 Speaker 1: mind these young men because I'm like, yo, man, what 619 00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:35,640 Speaker 1: is your deal? But I understand, I know where it 620 00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:37,880 Speaker 1: comes from. I don't understand these situations, but I understand 621 00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:42,520 Speaker 1: they don't. They don't communicate enough. They on this machine 622 00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:45,440 Speaker 1: all day on this phone, and you you you don't, Man, 623 00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:48,040 Speaker 1: I got turned down. You know you need to take 624 00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:50,520 Speaker 1: that walk, what I'm saying. And just at a at 625 00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:52,560 Speaker 1: a table with friends, you decide you fin to go 626 00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:54,800 Speaker 1: higher as somebody and they look at it. Look, look, 627 00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:59,280 Speaker 1: look shoes on. You're gonna pick the wrong one every time. 628 00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:03,720 Speaker 1: So hey, where you see me? I'm pregnant. You can't 629 00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:05,520 Speaker 1: go to the next one. You know, you got to 630 00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:08,600 Speaker 1: take that long walk of rejection back and forth. I man. 631 00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:11,040 Speaker 3: Girls, Also, we didn't have a sense of entitlement because 632 00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:12,560 Speaker 3: think about even the note we used to write. 633 00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:14,520 Speaker 2: It was would you go out with me? 634 00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:14,920 Speaker 1: Yes? 635 00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:18,680 Speaker 2: No, even a maybe? So you were prepared for whatever. 636 00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:22,760 Speaker 1: Man, do you understand having to ask the slow dance? 637 00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:26,360 Speaker 1: After ask the dance, because now that you be dancing, 638 00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:29,800 Speaker 1: somebody walking behind you no, and man, I had to 639 00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:37,080 Speaker 1: go over there. Would you like to dance? And no? Cool? Right, 640 00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:41,960 Speaker 1: that's cool, envy go ad, would you like to dance? Ah? 641 00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:46,920 Speaker 1: She like light skin, like light skin. I see what 642 00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:50,840 Speaker 1: this is. I'll never ask her again. She got a 643 00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:56,000 Speaker 1: type already, g you already got a type. You gotta type. 644 00:33:56,840 --> 00:33:59,840 Speaker 1: I'm right, okay, cool, all right? Not so because he 645 00:33:59,920 --> 00:34:00,880 Speaker 1: like all. 646 00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:01,360 Speaker 2: Right, all right. 647 00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:06,040 Speaker 1: And that's when I think that was. That was a 648 00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:09,680 Speaker 1: little raor where people trying to be like and I 649 00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:11,600 Speaker 1: remember the bow legged era. You remember the bow legging 650 00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:14,000 Speaker 1: air when dudes tried to stand like they were bow legged. No, 651 00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:24,359 Speaker 1: do nothing, girl, dude. The South girls love girls love 652 00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:25,200 Speaker 1: a bowt legged dude. 653 00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:32,000 Speaker 4: I'm sloop for. 654 00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:36,600 Speaker 1: I didn't even know that. I wanted to do understand 655 00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:38,400 Speaker 1: like I'm. 656 00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:39,759 Speaker 5: Not a man, but I'm on the other side of it, 657 00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:42,240 Speaker 5: though I did. It was something about some of them athletes, 658 00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:43,399 Speaker 5: the way they're standing in there. 659 00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:46,759 Speaker 4: There's a lot of your legs are like, you know, 660 00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:48,040 Speaker 4: a little like parentheses. 661 00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:49,360 Speaker 2: Yeah, don't be pigeon. 662 00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:50,480 Speaker 4: Told though, that's where it's different. 663 00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:54,360 Speaker 1: Told and slew for. We ain't getting no love like 664 00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:58,120 Speaker 1: your shoes ain't look right. If your knees not, man, 665 00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:01,399 Speaker 1: I ain't never like and look it's the only knock 666 00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:03,920 Speaker 1: neeede basketball player I even respect the Kenni smeth. I 667 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,480 Speaker 1: just didn't and I didn't even know he was knock 668 00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:09,479 Speaker 1: need man. It's just something about them I'm talking about. 669 00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:11,920 Speaker 1: I just seen some girls so look like their legs 670 00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:16,600 Speaker 1: and an x. Man, what's wrong with you? Man? How 671 00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:19,239 Speaker 1: do you even getting knockne They should get a check. 672 00:35:19,239 --> 00:35:20,600 Speaker 2: I want to ask you a question you said about 673 00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:20,960 Speaker 2: your son. 674 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:23,080 Speaker 3: When you're telling your sons about you know, I guess 675 00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:26,400 Speaker 3: women to stay away with, stay away from. How do 676 00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:29,640 Speaker 3: you have that conversation with your with a son when 677 00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:33,239 Speaker 3: you might be talking about his mama mm hm and. 678 00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:36,560 Speaker 1: Saying I didn't say that. 679 00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:36,960 Speaker 6: Man. 680 00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:41,400 Speaker 1: Listen, listen, listen, simy son. You see how you ma? Man, 681 00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:45,480 Speaker 1: you don't want one who do that? Sud right there, 682 00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:52,400 Speaker 1: This is what you don't want that mother. See all 683 00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:56,320 Speaker 1: this fat mither, all the fat mile. But my younger 684 00:35:56,400 --> 00:36:01,520 Speaker 1: son he has he has a little crisis going on hisself. 685 00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:06,440 Speaker 1: That that's Hassan. Hassan is thirteen and you have to hey, bro, 686 00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:11,200 Speaker 1: you need to respect your mother, respect your sisters. He's 687 00:36:11,239 --> 00:36:14,719 Speaker 1: in he's entitled. And this is and this is my fault, man, 688 00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:19,000 Speaker 1: these these kids, it's slightly my fault and slightly the 689 00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:21,600 Speaker 1: lady who lived in the house. This is the thing, 690 00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:24,960 Speaker 1: this is the thing. You have to give him chores. 691 00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:28,560 Speaker 1: He doesn't have any resp He's not responsible for anything. 692 00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:31,239 Speaker 1: So I think when you don't have chores, you're not 693 00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:33,080 Speaker 1: gonna you're gonna have a lack of respect for a 694 00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:35,719 Speaker 1: lot of things. You know, when you have chores, Man, 695 00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:38,840 Speaker 1: that's a but I had things that I had to do, 696 00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:42,399 Speaker 1: and so I'm structured in that way now that man, 697 00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:44,800 Speaker 1: I had, Hey, before I do anything, I gotta do 698 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:49,359 Speaker 1: this and that that goes when you become a grown man. 699 00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:51,920 Speaker 1: You know, Hey, man, let me take care of this first, 700 00:36:52,239 --> 00:36:54,800 Speaker 1: and then I get to that if you don't have that, 701 00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:57,160 Speaker 1: but you got to get that young, I get that young. 702 00:36:58,120 --> 00:37:01,719 Speaker 4: You're you're a special. Part Four comes out on Father's Day. 703 00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:03,400 Speaker 5: Like you said, how much is how much of that 704 00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:06,240 Speaker 5: involves like your dad or does it even involve? 705 00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:11,759 Speaker 1: Man? My dad? He I put him all through the 706 00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:15,759 Speaker 1: rest of them, and he has a small piece. And 707 00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:18,680 Speaker 1: four because he had why I was incarcerated. My pops 708 00:37:18,719 --> 00:37:22,640 Speaker 1: had at fifty almost sixty years old, got locked up 709 00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:26,759 Speaker 1: for an assault, right, and he my daddy thought he 710 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:31,759 Speaker 1: was on some big boss mob type thing because his 711 00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:34,400 Speaker 1: two brothers was locked up. I was locked up. Then 712 00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:39,200 Speaker 1: he gets locked up, so he sends five hundred dollars 713 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,680 Speaker 1: on everybody's books while he and while he locked up, 714 00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:45,480 Speaker 1: and gonna write a letter. Yeah, just sent you some bread. 715 00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:51,759 Speaker 1: We're not we're not in the family. Like say you, 716 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,040 Speaker 1: you didn't see me nothing until you got locked up. 717 00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:56,400 Speaker 1: I don't even understand this. Like I've been locked up 718 00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:59,280 Speaker 1: like four years now. He gonna, yeah, sent you some bread. 719 00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:03,080 Speaker 1: Since we down here, man, I rode back, hey, man, 720 00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:05,359 Speaker 1: try to go home in the next couple of years. 721 00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:09,720 Speaker 1: He had less time than me. He beat me on anyway, 722 00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:12,960 Speaker 1: but he said money to his brother his brothers, Oh yeah, 723 00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:16,719 Speaker 1: appreciate you. Yeah. They thirstyself. Like my uncle Mac he's 724 00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:18,560 Speaker 1: a g but my uncle Alfred, he's a sucker. 725 00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:19,680 Speaker 2: He's a sucker. 726 00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:25,640 Speaker 1: Sucker. Man. My grandmother, right, dementia, had dementia. I'm putting 727 00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:28,759 Speaker 1: money in her books. The money coming up missing. He 728 00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:33,480 Speaker 1: writing checks, had my grandmother sign them, and she had dementia. 729 00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:38,120 Speaker 1: She got dimension. You're stealing the boss. Yeah, that's wild, 730 00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:40,600 Speaker 1: and then putting in a bad position where her bills 731 00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:43,000 Speaker 1: not getting paid. And I don't know who my grandmother 732 00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:47,920 Speaker 1: was when she was younger, but you know, dementia, they 733 00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:51,680 Speaker 1: be staying stuff in their life. So I'm I'm taking 734 00:38:51,719 --> 00:38:55,920 Speaker 1: care of her. One day because my cousin were rotating 735 00:38:56,040 --> 00:39:00,239 Speaker 1: and I'm over, I give a coke and coch is low. 736 00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:03,000 Speaker 1: I come back to grab a coke to fill it up. 737 00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:06,600 Speaker 1: She grabbed my wrists and say put my glass down. 738 00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:10,000 Speaker 1: I said, what say? Put my glass down before I 739 00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:14,480 Speaker 1: drown you? I said, when was you drowned grown men 740 00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:17,360 Speaker 1: in your life? She must have been a mob, but 741 00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:19,080 Speaker 1: she owned the cafe, so I don't know when she 742 00:39:19,239 --> 00:39:22,160 Speaker 1: was doing it, but at some point she was drowning 743 00:39:22,239 --> 00:39:27,359 Speaker 1: full grown. That's that ain't no regular threat. That's why 744 00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:31,399 Speaker 1: before that one up, I put it down. 745 00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:31,759 Speaker 3: I'm like that. 746 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:36,719 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you I just I'm not messing with this. 747 00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:38,040 Speaker 2: Later, you sound like d L. 748 00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:42,960 Speaker 1: Sometimes when just in regular conversation you man called you 749 00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:45,400 Speaker 1: all Now you said you sound like somebody else me 750 00:39:45,520 --> 00:39:48,920 Speaker 1: and d L has a total different voice. Yeah, we 751 00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:50,160 Speaker 1: have a totally different cadence. 752 00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:52,320 Speaker 2: Yeah, but you can just hear it every now and 753 00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:53,759 Speaker 2: then you said it three times. 754 00:39:54,320 --> 00:40:01,200 Speaker 1: He said, you just know that, you just know, you 755 00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:09,360 Speaker 1: just you just looked in the files. You sound like 756 00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:10,200 Speaker 1: Bill Bird to. 757 00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:14,640 Speaker 2: Which one, which one of those guys you think has 758 00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:16,319 Speaker 2: had the most impact on on your career? 759 00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:17,480 Speaker 1: My career, how the whole? 760 00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:18,880 Speaker 2: Just anybody? 761 00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:25,600 Speaker 1: D L. Definitely d L. Dick Gregory, Bill Bellamy. I 762 00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:34,000 Speaker 1: can put him in order the Dad's White Billy watch it. 763 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:35,200 Speaker 2: Did you? 764 00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:42,560 Speaker 1: Yes, very well? Like but I don't have no by 765 00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:48,440 Speaker 1: way you say, did you know? Yeah? Because you did? 766 00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:48,640 Speaker 2: You know? 767 00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:50,480 Speaker 4: Dick said, yeah, very well. 768 00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:55,600 Speaker 1: Know how that was. You took experience to you know what. 769 00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:59,160 Speaker 1: I heard it once you said it. I'm so a dope. 770 00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:01,280 Speaker 1: I didn't even listen to me. I'm fifty. 771 00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:02,799 Speaker 6: I was just saying. 772 00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:05,239 Speaker 1: I was saying, and I would say, none of that. Man, man, 773 00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:06,920 Speaker 1: it's a nice next, that's a nice shirt. I don't 774 00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:09,560 Speaker 1: have to say, pouls mind. I'm gone, I'm kids. He said, 775 00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:11,040 Speaker 1: you know, Dick, You're like, yeah, no, Dick. I'm like, 776 00:41:11,239 --> 00:41:14,960 Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, just like you and then but but 777 00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:18,120 Speaker 1: but but you but you're making sense though, Charlemagne, you go, 778 00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:28,840 Speaker 1: Dick on the wall. You know, what I'm saying to do, like. 779 00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:32,640 Speaker 2: I like we had we had a Dick Gregory up here. 780 00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:34,200 Speaker 2: We had he was up for like an hour forty 781 00:41:34,239 --> 00:41:34,720 Speaker 2: five minutes. 782 00:41:34,719 --> 00:41:35,120 Speaker 1: That's all. 783 00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:36,080 Speaker 2: That's all. 784 00:41:36,239 --> 00:41:37,520 Speaker 1: That's all he gave you our for. 785 00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:40,759 Speaker 2: That was that's the interview. That's how long the interview was. 786 00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:44,560 Speaker 1: No, No, that man, I've done. Let me let me see, 787 00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:51,960 Speaker 1: let me see after the show, Dick Gregory right now, 788 00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:59,160 Speaker 1: I all got a COMPLI. So we talked two shows. 789 00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:04,040 Speaker 1: I think it was six hours each night. After the show. Yeah, 790 00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:08,120 Speaker 1: and so I have very close times and I don't 791 00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:11,320 Speaker 1: care what nobody say. It was too many people around 792 00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:13,439 Speaker 1: that night when that man told me in my face, 793 00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:19,600 Speaker 1: you're going to take my place if you can maintain 794 00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:25,520 Speaker 1: your attitude, said Ali, because you you a firecracker, yeah, 795 00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:28,920 Speaker 1: he said, he said, man, and I understand because you're 796 00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:31,879 Speaker 1: a Libra and you and he he was a Libra. 797 00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:35,840 Speaker 1: So I'm I'm very good with balance. I like balance, 798 00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:38,480 Speaker 1: and then I don't. I don't shuck and jove, I'm 799 00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:42,239 Speaker 1: not gonna say nothing to you that about you. I 800 00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:44,040 Speaker 1: won't say in your face. I'm not even gonna say 801 00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:45,400 Speaker 1: it under silence. So I'm ready to say it in 802 00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:45,839 Speaker 1: your face. 803 00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:47,239 Speaker 2: I don't do the. 804 00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:53,000 Speaker 1: Somebody said, yes, you know who's the somebody? N you know? 805 00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:56,480 Speaker 1: Now I'm gonna say who the somebody is? And they 806 00:42:56,520 --> 00:42:58,960 Speaker 1: said it. They I'm just I don't play them type 807 00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:02,080 Speaker 1: of games. I'm just a straight forward person. And in 808 00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:06,920 Speaker 1: its business, this business, it's a lot of phony ballogneas 809 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:10,920 Speaker 1: man that you can just tell me no, bro, I 810 00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:14,600 Speaker 1: got tough skin. I don't need the fake and shake, 811 00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:17,520 Speaker 1: and so when you try to handle me like that, 812 00:43:19,239 --> 00:43:21,600 Speaker 1: I get a little I get a little touchy. And 813 00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:23,880 Speaker 1: I'm not one that I don't miss worth. If I 814 00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:26,680 Speaker 1: say I'm gonna do it, that's done. I'm not feel 815 00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:30,800 Speaker 1: I don't. I don't play a lot. I wish I 816 00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:33,440 Speaker 1: could with people, but I just don't play a lot 817 00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:36,600 Speaker 1: with with the goofies. I just I can't do it. 818 00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:39,520 Speaker 1: And it's a lot of them. It's a lot of 819 00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:42,799 Speaker 1: people say say things and then act like they didn't 820 00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:46,359 Speaker 1: say it, or because you have more popularity, you can 821 00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:49,879 Speaker 1: throw something out there and people gravitate towards it. But man, 822 00:43:50,719 --> 00:43:55,360 Speaker 1: I always think about Benny Blanco. You the way you 823 00:43:55,480 --> 00:44:00,239 Speaker 1: handle people, that person is gonna eventually come back, you know, 824 00:44:00,239 --> 00:44:03,240 Speaker 1: what I'm saying, and I tell people, Man Benny Banco 825 00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:06,040 Speaker 1: from The Bronx man, that man just wanted to talk 826 00:44:06,120 --> 00:44:10,520 Speaker 1: to him. So I don't even handle young comics like that. 827 00:44:11,719 --> 00:44:13,319 Speaker 1: It's certain things I'm gonna tell you. I don't want 828 00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:15,640 Speaker 1: you in the green room when I get there. It's 829 00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:18,120 Speaker 1: not your green room. You know. It's a certain code 830 00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:20,360 Speaker 1: to how I came up. I don't go in the 831 00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:24,440 Speaker 1: green room in my home club. If you're the headliner, 832 00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:28,760 Speaker 1: until you invite me into that green room, I'm outside. 833 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:32,520 Speaker 1: Disrespect It's just a it's just a code. If I'm 834 00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:35,040 Speaker 1: the feature or the host, I'm not going in the 835 00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:35,600 Speaker 1: green room. 836 00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:36,040 Speaker 2: Man. 837 00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:38,800 Speaker 1: Man, what if I'm on the show, We'll watch this 838 00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:43,000 Speaker 1: Dick Gregory between each show. He used to sleep, just 839 00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:46,960 Speaker 1: like Damon Wayne's. They sleep in between each show. So 840 00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:48,440 Speaker 1: you're gonna keep walking in out of the green room 841 00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:49,239 Speaker 1: while they're in their sleep. 842 00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:50,799 Speaker 2: Disrespectful, disrespectful. 843 00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:54,359 Speaker 1: It doesn't it doesn't make sense. But it's so many 844 00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:57,480 Speaker 1: people think that they entitled to a space because you 845 00:44:57,640 --> 00:45:00,520 Speaker 1: was there at that club doing the open mic. That's 846 00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:04,880 Speaker 1: the open mic is not the show, but it's it's levels. 847 00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:07,360 Speaker 1: So it's levels to all of it and then stand up. 848 00:45:08,719 --> 00:45:14,960 Speaker 1: I think the barriers have gotten broken due to a 849 00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:18,719 Speaker 1: combination of things. When people used to talk about the 850 00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:24,880 Speaker 1: internet comics, they are they taking our they taking our slots, 851 00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:31,440 Speaker 1: just not taking your slot. Way the people who were 852 00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:34,280 Speaker 1: doing sketches, they weren't taking your slot. The comedy club, 853 00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:39,360 Speaker 1: it was like this, we have a building. Yeah, we 854 00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:45,239 Speaker 1: need people, people, we need people, just as can you 855 00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:50,680 Speaker 1: come on Wednesday and Thursdays. We have Faison Love on Friday, Saturday, Sunday, 856 00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:53,360 Speaker 1: but we're going to make this money on Wednesday and Thursdays. 857 00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:55,600 Speaker 1: And we had a magic show on Tuesday before you came. 858 00:45:57,800 --> 00:46:00,840 Speaker 1: And if I had defense, i had comedy defensive driving 859 00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:06,960 Speaker 1: on Sunday. I'm trying the doors open so we can 860 00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:09,399 Speaker 1: have a place to do comedy. You was looking people 861 00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:14,839 Speaker 1: was looking at them as skipping the line. No, it's 862 00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:17,960 Speaker 1: no skipping the line. In his business. You can jump forward. 863 00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:22,800 Speaker 1: But then what make you have to come back? Mhm. 864 00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:26,719 Speaker 1: Skill set When you first started, you know how to 865 00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:31,640 Speaker 1: do stand up. You on the screen. Now these people 866 00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:34,160 Speaker 1: that you were that you were getting on the screen, 867 00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:38,360 Speaker 1: now these people right here, there's no added It's like 868 00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:41,359 Speaker 1: I'm gonna hey, y'all. Y'all saw what I just did. 869 00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:44,080 Speaker 1: I'm going to cut that and I'm gonna come back 870 00:46:44,080 --> 00:46:45,080 Speaker 1: and say something different. 871 00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:46,000 Speaker 6: No. 872 00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:51,160 Speaker 1: Then then what happened was the internet guy started getting 873 00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:56,480 Speaker 1: success and then they start big dogging the stand up 874 00:46:56,680 --> 00:46:59,680 Speaker 1: experienced stand up saying oh, I'm I'm making my money 875 00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:07,000 Speaker 1: you have. But then pandemic happened. Now everybody got a 876 00:47:07,080 --> 00:47:10,160 Speaker 1: home with their self again because I can't my editor 877 00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:12,200 Speaker 1: and my people not in here. I don't have nobody 878 00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:15,200 Speaker 1: to do these schedules with. Now. Now comics were Reign 879 00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:18,520 Speaker 1: and Supreme doing that. We just cutting the camera on boom, 880 00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:21,440 Speaker 1: what's up baby, I'm here, you know. So that's how 881 00:47:21,560 --> 00:47:26,160 Speaker 1: it now. It's emerging. Now you haven't heard a beef 882 00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:32,319 Speaker 1: about Internet versus traditional because now everybody's back. You had 883 00:47:32,360 --> 00:47:34,960 Speaker 1: to go to the club and work. They had to 884 00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:39,640 Speaker 1: come from behind the screen. Then people like me started 885 00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:43,279 Speaker 1: using the screen to just promote that I'm gonna be 886 00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:45,879 Speaker 1: somewhere instead of just instead of shutting because I'm I'm 887 00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,600 Speaker 1: old school. I'm yo, man, I've been doing standing up 888 00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:52,840 Speaker 1: twenty six years. I'm in the trenches. It's different for me, 889 00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:56,120 Speaker 1: and now I have both. You know, now I have, 890 00:47:56,280 --> 00:47:58,600 Speaker 1: but I wasn't trying to find out, trying to get 891 00:47:58,680 --> 00:48:01,319 Speaker 1: on the way of the algorithm and all that. Now 892 00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:06,080 Speaker 1: pay somebody to do that. But the slapsticks and the 893 00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:12,799 Speaker 1: the the shock comics. Now we're back to at least 894 00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:15,880 Speaker 1: with me, it's back to long form. People told me 895 00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:20,640 Speaker 1: that what they told me they don't really listen to 896 00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:23,239 Speaker 1: that much. They're not gonna watch the whole thing. So 897 00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:27,600 Speaker 1: I started putting out longer than just an hour. He 898 00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:30,200 Speaker 1: was like, Nah, this is what I want to hear. 899 00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:32,480 Speaker 1: Now you engaged in the story. If you watch Law 900 00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:35,040 Speaker 1: and Order, you watched John Wick, why you wouldn't watch 901 00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:38,719 Speaker 1: a series of something that's funny because my only skill 902 00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:41,200 Speaker 1: set is to tell stories the same way that I 903 00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:44,880 Speaker 1: grew up hearing them. You know my uncle, that's how 904 00:48:44,920 --> 00:48:47,480 Speaker 1: they started a man, let me tell you about this 905 00:48:47,520 --> 00:48:51,160 Speaker 1: big legging lady. I just met you, like big lady. 906 00:48:53,480 --> 00:48:56,799 Speaker 1: Then you you my grandmother. She'll come in and tell 907 00:48:56,920 --> 00:48:59,520 Speaker 1: my aunts. You know. I tell stories just like people 908 00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:02,480 Speaker 1: in your fan So it's not a it's not a 909 00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:06,880 Speaker 1: magic trick to it. I read books and I listened 910 00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:10,680 Speaker 1: to the ancestors how they did things, and I try 911 00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:14,120 Speaker 1: to put that together and that's relatable. 912 00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:17,320 Speaker 5: And a lot of people don't have that though, like 913 00:49:17,360 --> 00:49:18,719 Speaker 5: you know what I'm saying, a lot of it's not. 914 00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:22,840 Speaker 5: It's not it's easy for people like you know, like 915 00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:25,080 Speaker 5: a lot of the like internet comics, they don't know 916 00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:28,400 Speaker 5: how to keep people's attention like you can do that. 917 00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:31,239 Speaker 5: You're a great storyteller, and like you said, you tell 918 00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:33,840 Speaker 5: it like your family member, like you know, just like 919 00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:37,120 Speaker 5: people you know, people you grew up here and telling stories. 920 00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:38,520 Speaker 4: People don't know how to do that. 921 00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:42,239 Speaker 1: I get that's back, and that's when I'm sitting down 922 00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:45,440 Speaker 1: with when the last time you sat down and you 923 00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:48,080 Speaker 1: listen to a story from somebody in your family, like 924 00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:51,520 Speaker 1: an aunt or all the time? Love it? Yes, all 925 00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:54,200 Speaker 1: the time you got you had it. So if you 926 00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:56,880 Speaker 1: were telling the story, you would probably do it the 927 00:49:57,000 --> 00:50:00,319 Speaker 1: same way that you've always seen it done. If people 928 00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:04,000 Speaker 1: have these disconnected families and they don't know a man, 929 00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:06,040 Speaker 1: when the last time you saw your aunt? 930 00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:06,200 Speaker 6: What? 931 00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:12,800 Speaker 1: But I'm like, nah, I can't wait for my cousins 932 00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:14,800 Speaker 1: to call me and say, man, let me tell you 933 00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:18,319 Speaker 1: what your aunt did yesterday? You almost fell off a boat. 934 00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:20,439 Speaker 1: And I'm gonna listen to the whole story. I'm gonna 935 00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:23,920 Speaker 1: listen to the whole entire story because and then I'm calling. 936 00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:26,600 Speaker 1: Then I'm calling, oh see you out here falling off boat. 937 00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:31,040 Speaker 1: I can't even wipe the car. We told you that 938 00:50:31,719 --> 00:50:34,520 Speaker 1: because I grew up with them, with the whole I 939 00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:37,840 Speaker 1: never did nothing private in my family. If if I 940 00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:41,840 Speaker 1: did it, my mother called everybody, and then everybody know, 941 00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:45,239 Speaker 1: I mean people that you didn't even think and you 942 00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:49,320 Speaker 1: mind your own benness, your uncle. So you just around 943 00:50:49,360 --> 00:50:53,920 Speaker 1: here peeing in the bed. Hey, man, we are and 944 00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:56,279 Speaker 1: he man, we we out in the boat. That's what 945 00:50:56,320 --> 00:50:58,160 Speaker 1: you want to talk about. Now, I'm just saying, your 946 00:50:58,200 --> 00:51:07,600 Speaker 1: mama tell me you with every day and I'm saying, 947 00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:09,359 Speaker 1: you just just pissed through a mattress what you're doing. 948 00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:13,839 Speaker 4: And these are still things that people are going through. 949 00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:16,240 Speaker 4: So it's relatable. It's gonna always be relatable. Family. 950 00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:19,040 Speaker 1: Do you understand my uncle right now? He don't care 951 00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:24,200 Speaker 1: nothing about no. Hey, remember when you used being what 952 00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:26,399 Speaker 1: you So you won't say that in front of my head, 953 00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:31,840 Speaker 1: in front of my head, in front of my children. 954 00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:34,960 Speaker 1: You want to bring that up. I'm just that I 955 00:51:34,960 --> 00:51:39,719 Speaker 1: always went I can't say this. 956 00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:43,719 Speaker 3: Man, just dropped Domino Effect three on May twelfth, oh 957 00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:47,920 Speaker 3: Man and Domino Effect four sixteenth day. 958 00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:50,440 Speaker 1: That's right now, I think I'm gonna blow up now 959 00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:52,239 Speaker 1: I don't finally got up here and. 960 00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:55,800 Speaker 2: Right what you want to do? Do you want to do? 961 00:51:55,880 --> 00:51:57,520 Speaker 2: Like Netflix or something like that? Doesn't even? 962 00:51:57,680 --> 00:52:02,560 Speaker 1: Man, No, I don't say no, but well I'm gonna 963 00:52:02,560 --> 00:52:07,919 Speaker 1: say if why not? Why can't say? Now? 964 00:52:08,080 --> 00:52:10,680 Speaker 2: If it comes but they come with twenty million and say. 965 00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:12,920 Speaker 1: Hey man, but if they own it, then this is 966 00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:15,200 Speaker 1: none of they can't get If they own it, they 967 00:52:15,239 --> 00:52:15,680 Speaker 1: can't get it. 968 00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:19,560 Speaker 2: You can make up a story, you can say anything. 969 00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:20,480 Speaker 2: Take the twenty mill. 970 00:52:21,960 --> 00:52:25,520 Speaker 1: Wait, man, see now they got it. I'm on Netflix. 971 00:52:26,080 --> 00:52:29,440 Speaker 1: I got twenty million, and now they put out I 972 00:52:29,520 --> 00:52:32,520 Speaker 1: haven't put out some nonsense now people, yeah, it a 973 00:52:32,719 --> 00:52:38,560 Speaker 1: cold yeah, but I want to do it on that 974 00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:41,160 Speaker 1: she's doing what you're doing? 975 00:52:41,400 --> 00:52:51,480 Speaker 6: They're like, yeah, yeah, neverly Chable name said, man, I 976 00:52:51,640 --> 00:52:52,360 Speaker 6: may do. 977 00:52:52,440 --> 00:52:57,719 Speaker 1: I'm man netflixing about me. What you're doing? 978 00:52:57,800 --> 00:52:58,680 Speaker 4: You're doing so well? 979 00:52:58,760 --> 00:52:59,799 Speaker 2: Now you definitely doing well. 980 00:52:59,880 --> 00:53:02,120 Speaker 1: My brother man and I and I appreciate that. Man. 981 00:53:02,160 --> 00:53:04,440 Speaker 1: I just can you know something, I just feel like 982 00:53:04,520 --> 00:53:06,719 Speaker 1: an emmy. It's gonna come my way since I have 983 00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:08,560 Speaker 1: made it. This break used to always say, you know 984 00:53:08,680 --> 00:53:11,600 Speaker 1: something enough people don't know me. I gotta get up 985 00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:14,799 Speaker 1: there to see DJ Mby. It wasn't really about you, yeah, 986 00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:18,400 Speaker 1: because because once he hit it with that, this is 987 00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:22,960 Speaker 1: a djybody. That's that's the part that you wait on. 988 00:53:23,080 --> 00:53:24,080 Speaker 1: It ain't even really the show. 989 00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:24,920 Speaker 2: If you hear that. 990 00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:28,680 Speaker 1: Show just came out. Hey, I'm Charlamagne to God and 991 00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:32,320 Speaker 1: it's just larr like what what what they need to 992 00:53:34,840 --> 00:53:37,320 Speaker 1: think about. When we first started, we hated it. I 993 00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:39,000 Speaker 1: was like, why we gotta keep saying our names. I 994 00:53:39,239 --> 00:53:41,560 Speaker 1: don't want to see saying many But our program director 995 00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:43,080 Speaker 1: of the time is like, you keep saying your name 996 00:53:44,040 --> 00:53:48,160 Speaker 1: gets stuck in constant and that keeps saying your name 997 00:53:48,280 --> 00:53:49,280 Speaker 1: but introducing yourself. 998 00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:51,719 Speaker 4: Even when he beef with people, they be like mocking him, 999 00:53:51,719 --> 00:53:54,480 Speaker 4: like j it's a whole rhythm of it. 1000 00:53:54,560 --> 00:53:57,239 Speaker 1: So you got to like that, just like, no, you 1001 00:53:57,280 --> 00:54:01,880 Speaker 1: gotta say this is But let me tell you that 1002 00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:06,279 Speaker 1: the the the thing that that makes me laugh like 1003 00:54:06,520 --> 00:54:10,520 Speaker 1: uncontrollably comes from the breakfast club and I'm talking about 1004 00:54:10,680 --> 00:54:14,239 Speaker 1: me and the lady living in the house. May let 1005 00:54:14,280 --> 00:54:17,239 Speaker 1: me tell you something if I don't care how mad 1006 00:54:17,600 --> 00:54:20,320 Speaker 1: if that lady called man saying, yeah, this is this 1007 00:54:20,400 --> 00:54:23,719 Speaker 1: sweet Joe Joe, y'all do that? What the boy who 1008 00:54:23,719 --> 00:54:26,319 Speaker 1: couldn't say y'all name god? 1009 00:54:27,120 --> 00:54:27,279 Speaker 2: Man? 1010 00:54:27,360 --> 00:54:30,239 Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. It was true? That wasn't 1011 00:54:30,960 --> 00:54:41,759 Speaker 1: it was true? We know, we know, man, you was serious. Girl. 1012 00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:47,640 Speaker 1: Do you understand the type of I'm talking about? Man, 1013 00:54:48,160 --> 00:54:51,520 Speaker 1: If my day is going bad, come on web and 1014 00:54:51,600 --> 00:54:56,000 Speaker 1: gonna get gonna get it. But somebody made a cartoon 1015 00:54:59,040 --> 00:55:03,279 Speaker 1: tell them gate. But yeah, y'all got the name. 1016 00:55:08,360 --> 00:55:08,560 Speaker 6: Man. 1017 00:55:09,360 --> 00:55:12,200 Speaker 1: Boy. It's like this. It was like our Sharpton versus 1018 00:55:12,280 --> 00:55:17,239 Speaker 1: a teleprompter. Damn you that no, oh al sharp. And 1019 00:55:17,320 --> 00:55:19,000 Speaker 1: the only reason I don't really say nothing about it 1020 00:55:19,400 --> 00:55:22,319 Speaker 1: much is because I did a just have you ever 1021 00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:25,000 Speaker 1: done a thing that they had the teleprop on absolutely 1022 00:55:25,120 --> 00:55:26,960 Speaker 1: just over the weekend, and it was it was going 1023 00:55:27,040 --> 00:55:31,320 Speaker 1: too fast. Yeah, And you have to like if I 1024 00:55:31,440 --> 00:55:34,359 Speaker 1: tell you, I'm just up there and I'm dyslexic. That's 1025 00:55:34,360 --> 00:55:36,960 Speaker 1: the whole other thing. People, I don't I don't do 1026 00:55:37,080 --> 00:55:38,680 Speaker 1: cold reads. Let me see it for let me take 1027 00:55:38,719 --> 00:55:41,000 Speaker 1: the picture of it in my brain. I can do it. Man. 1028 00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:42,879 Speaker 1: I'm in there with the cold with a cold read 1029 00:55:43,040 --> 00:55:47,080 Speaker 1: on the telepromptum and and I'm talking. They got on 1030 00:55:47,160 --> 00:55:49,880 Speaker 1: speed out. I'm just I'm like, I'm just up and 1031 00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:52,440 Speaker 1: the man I'm doing it. And the man looked like this, 1032 00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:55,800 Speaker 1: he's liker. I know, damn well, ain't none of that 1033 00:55:56,400 --> 00:56:00,520 Speaker 1: whatever he's saying, what are you looking at? I'm like, hey, 1034 00:56:00,640 --> 00:56:05,360 Speaker 1: man started saying stuff like I'm the king and changing 1035 00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:07,400 Speaker 1: my stuff to I tell you everything. Because sometimes they 1036 00:56:07,480 --> 00:56:10,640 Speaker 1: be going too fast. You can't get that fast, man, 1037 00:56:11,440 --> 00:56:14,000 Speaker 1: do you understand the man had to look at the 1038 00:56:14,080 --> 00:56:19,200 Speaker 1: teleprobm he no, damn way like, bro, man, what are 1039 00:56:19,280 --> 00:56:23,560 Speaker 1: you looking at? Are you looking past me outside something? 1040 00:56:23,600 --> 00:56:26,120 Speaker 1: I'm like, nah, bro, I'm looking dead at you, but 1041 00:56:26,280 --> 00:56:29,920 Speaker 1: you man, it's too fast. Yeah. Billy Currels go in 1042 00:56:30,160 --> 00:56:34,880 Speaker 1: after me for the same position. I said, Billy Man, 1043 00:56:34,920 --> 00:56:37,680 Speaker 1: they tell a propab, he said, Man, I wouldn't looking 1044 00:56:37,680 --> 00:56:39,279 Speaker 1: at them telling problem. I was saying what I thought 1045 00:56:39,320 --> 00:56:45,040 Speaker 1: they wanted, look like, well, make up, got to make 1046 00:56:45,040 --> 00:56:45,640 Speaker 1: it up on the fly. 1047 00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:47,160 Speaker 2: How didy find you? Ali? 1048 00:56:47,719 --> 00:56:47,919 Speaker 6: Man? 1049 00:56:49,360 --> 00:56:52,319 Speaker 1: Ali? Man? And definitely because you know you're a mess. 1050 00:56:52,400 --> 00:56:54,680 Speaker 4: And this man still now here calling you Ali like 1051 00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:56,279 Speaker 4: O L L I E le. 1052 00:56:57,320 --> 00:57:16,480 Speaker 1: No, he can't do nothing, man, Man spelled my name 1053 00:57:16,600 --> 00:57:19,880 Speaker 1: with an I s I D d i Q. I'm 1054 00:57:19,880 --> 00:57:23,280 Speaker 1: saying a L I first s I D d i Q. Man, 1055 00:57:23,320 --> 00:57:26,720 Speaker 1: it's a visit line killing him over here. Yeah, but yeah, 1056 00:57:26,880 --> 00:57:29,120 Speaker 1: you that's dot com or you can go on YouTube 1057 00:57:29,200 --> 00:57:32,479 Speaker 1: a comedy, you know, Man, Just you know, stay linked 1058 00:57:32,560 --> 00:57:34,400 Speaker 1: in with me on my on my Instagram. Everything is 1059 00:57:34,440 --> 00:57:34,760 Speaker 1: the same. 1060 00:57:35,480 --> 00:57:37,520 Speaker 2: I'm following it right now. I think I already follow you, though. 1061 00:57:37,640 --> 00:57:40,480 Speaker 1: You already follow me, because I know you definitely follow 1062 00:57:41,320 --> 00:57:43,680 Speaker 1: my Man, what's what's what's the guy you be with 1063 00:57:43,840 --> 00:57:47,520 Speaker 1: all the time? And yeah, I just saw I just 1064 00:57:47,600 --> 00:57:50,200 Speaker 1: saw Andrew at the roast. I was at the roast. Tom. 1065 00:57:51,360 --> 00:57:54,160 Speaker 1: It's funny when you become a comics comic and you 1066 00:57:54,240 --> 00:57:56,360 Speaker 1: don't know and then you walk in the room and 1067 00:57:56,480 --> 00:58:01,080 Speaker 1: all these comics come over you. Hey brother, Hey man, 1068 00:58:01,120 --> 00:58:05,080 Speaker 1: why are you bowing? Said man, I'm not I'm a 1069 00:58:05,160 --> 00:58:07,720 Speaker 1: big I'm a big fan. Like, hey man, what what 1070 00:58:08,160 --> 00:58:12,600 Speaker 1: what's the bowing about? Though? And like Kevin was talking, 1071 00:58:13,200 --> 00:58:14,960 Speaker 1: I was walking around with Kevin talking to somebody. He 1072 00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:17,600 Speaker 1: turned around, Hey brother, I didn't know you was gonna 1073 00:58:17,600 --> 00:58:20,680 Speaker 1: be hey man, what is wrong with y'all? Y'all see me. 1074 00:58:22,200 --> 00:58:24,200 Speaker 1: And then I'm walking into the party. I'm going to 1075 00:58:24,280 --> 00:58:26,960 Speaker 1: the to the Farm, to the Farm Club, and I've 1076 00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:28,440 Speaker 1: been wanting to go get you know, Maggi Johnson, one 1077 00:58:28,440 --> 00:58:30,840 Speaker 1: of my favorite players of all time. I just wanted 1078 00:58:30,840 --> 00:58:33,000 Speaker 1: to see what him and Bus was doing. They work 1079 00:58:33,080 --> 00:58:35,160 Speaker 1: at in his farm club. I'm in there and as 1080 00:58:35,200 --> 00:58:37,320 Speaker 1: I'm walking in, this is the biggest compliment I think 1081 00:58:37,320 --> 00:58:40,720 Speaker 1: I ever got. I'm talking a non this no out 1082 00:58:40,720 --> 00:58:43,600 Speaker 1: of nowhere. I'm walking to this party. Chappelle is coming 1083 00:58:43,680 --> 00:58:46,200 Speaker 1: this way, a bunch of people with him, and he 1084 00:58:46,400 --> 00:58:52,680 Speaker 1: just stopped, Hey, Ali, you come into Cincinnati, man, next 1085 00:58:52,720 --> 00:58:56,760 Speaker 1: weekend at the Task Theater. I'm gonna try to come 1086 00:58:56,800 --> 00:59:01,320 Speaker 1: by there if I'm in town. And I'm okay, how 1087 00:59:01,400 --> 00:59:04,240 Speaker 1: you know my schedule? And he said, Man, take my 1088 00:59:04,440 --> 00:59:10,680 Speaker 1: number and call me. Okay, and I'm and I'm trying 1089 00:59:10,720 --> 00:59:12,520 Speaker 1: to play it cool cause I'm like, yeah, yeah, whatever, 1090 00:59:12,760 --> 00:59:15,320 Speaker 1: Chapel and walk right in there. The Sam Jays Sam 1091 00:59:16,600 --> 00:59:20,240 Speaker 1: that's my number, gave me his number, told me comment 1092 00:59:20,360 --> 00:59:22,440 Speaker 1: to the man, know my schedule. You know he all 1093 00:59:22,520 --> 00:59:33,480 Speaker 1: in the files. Thank you, thank y'all for having me. Man, 1094 00:59:33,520 --> 00:59:34,880 Speaker 1: it's the Breakfast Club. Good morning,