1 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:36,920 Speaker 1: Welcome back. It's a brand new episode. This is laugh 2 00:00:36,960 --> 00:00:47,599 Speaker 1: with Me at podcast with Jeremy to buy your home, Ja. 3 00:00:47,920 --> 00:00:54,520 Speaker 1: Oh and your boy is back build up with iron today. Yes, Johnny, 4 00:00:55,440 --> 00:01:01,160 Speaker 1: I got an infusion of iron. Thank you, Thank you 5 00:01:01,200 --> 00:01:06,280 Speaker 1: to the nurses. Well really, I'm just gonna think the 6 00:01:06,319 --> 00:01:09,480 Speaker 1: nurses because I didn't see a damn doctor on site. 7 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:12,800 Speaker 1: That's okay. Sometimes you don't want to see the doctors. 8 00:01:12,920 --> 00:01:17,640 Speaker 1: Sometimes nurses will get you what you need. These nurses 9 00:01:17,680 --> 00:01:22,000 Speaker 1: in particular, super kind. They said I smelled good. I 10 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:24,200 Speaker 1: don't know if they were just wanting to start their 11 00:01:24,280 --> 00:01:28,280 Speaker 1: day right with a compliment, but I enjoyed that compliment. 12 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:32,560 Speaker 1: That was very nice. I was wearing Channel Blue. For 13 00:01:32,640 --> 00:01:37,880 Speaker 1: those wonder had I showered right before? No, no, I 14 00:01:37,880 --> 00:01:40,560 Speaker 1: did not. Actually it was early in the morning. I 15 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:46,200 Speaker 1: got out of bed, freshened up, went right in to 16 00:01:46,760 --> 00:01:49,800 Speaker 1: the hospital. Gotta taken care of though. Got that iron, 17 00:01:49,960 --> 00:01:55,639 Speaker 1: so I am good for the holiday season. Yeah, or 18 00:01:56,120 --> 00:02:03,440 Speaker 1: as my work calls it, filling up the tank. It's 19 00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:07,920 Speaker 1: a gas station joke for those that keeping track. But 20 00:02:07,960 --> 00:02:10,040 Speaker 1: I don't get the iron for them. I don't get 21 00:02:10,040 --> 00:02:13,680 Speaker 1: the iron for work. Okay, this is this is for 22 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:15,519 Speaker 1: the people. This is for you, Okay, this is I 23 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:19,720 Speaker 1: get to do this with the people. I had to 24 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:24,400 Speaker 1: stay alive. Rankly, speaking of staying alive, I would like 25 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:29,200 Speaker 1: to go onto the record as saying, I, Jeremy Odom 26 00:02:30,960 --> 00:02:39,760 Speaker 1: saved a turkey. Yes, I saved a turkey, Johnny. And no, 27 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:42,680 Speaker 1: I didn't eat a turkey at Thanksgiving. And that's what 28 00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:46,800 Speaker 1: I'm calling saving a turkey. No, no, no, Although I 29 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:50,160 Speaker 1: could see how one would think that because a lot 30 00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:52,359 Speaker 1: of times when people are like, I saved a turkey's 31 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:54,919 Speaker 1: life this year, and that just means you didn't eat turkey. 32 00:02:55,040 --> 00:03:00,800 Speaker 1: You had like ham or maybe a salad. I don't know. 33 00:03:01,160 --> 00:03:05,760 Speaker 1: I don't know what you eat for Thanksgiving. I did 34 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:10,600 Speaker 1: eat turkey at Thanksgiving. This came after Thanksgiving. This was 35 00:03:10,639 --> 00:03:13,959 Speaker 1: a real life, actual turkeys. Because when you think about it, 36 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:17,000 Speaker 1: remember I've got a background in the grocery industry. Okay, 37 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:22,639 Speaker 1: you not eating a turkey at Thanksgiving absolutely didn't save shit. Okay, 38 00:03:22,720 --> 00:03:24,359 Speaker 1: I just want that to go on record right now. 39 00:03:24,440 --> 00:03:26,440 Speaker 1: He said, unless you're unless you're allergic, and then maybe 40 00:03:26,520 --> 00:03:30,560 Speaker 1: save your life. But it certainly didn't save a turkey's life. 41 00:03:31,520 --> 00:03:34,320 Speaker 1: Because all that all the turkeys that we eat. It's 42 00:03:34,360 --> 00:03:39,400 Speaker 1: all been taking care of the year prior. Okay, there's 43 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:47,520 Speaker 1: not gonna be one less turkey butchered taken out just 44 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:50,560 Speaker 1: because you decided not to eat one on Thanksgiving. No, 45 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:53,320 Speaker 1: that's all taking care of your prior turkeys. The turkey's 46 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:54,800 Speaker 1: going to the stores or going to the stores. Okay, 47 00:03:55,720 --> 00:03:58,840 Speaker 1: Now this was this was a wild turkey out there 48 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:03,520 Speaker 1: in the streets literally, So let me paint the picture 49 00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:09,080 Speaker 1: for you. So it's a six six lane road. Okay, 50 00:04:09,160 --> 00:04:11,080 Speaker 1: we got three going one way through the other and 51 00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:13,440 Speaker 1: with a big old median in the middle. Right, grass 52 00:04:14,640 --> 00:04:17,400 Speaker 1: out doing some holiday shopping. And then you see this 53 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:22,240 Speaker 1: turkey just pacing back and forth wildly in the middle 54 00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:25,160 Speaker 1: of the median, just back and forth, back and forth, 55 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:27,800 Speaker 1: back and forth, not sure which way to go. On one side, 56 00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:31,640 Speaker 1: you've got a shopping center. Okay, there's a Walmart and 57 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:34,599 Speaker 1: a Target, a home depot. On the other one, there's 58 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:37,360 Speaker 1: like a ditch that leads up to another portal road 59 00:04:37,839 --> 00:04:41,440 Speaker 1: and then a school, a neighborhood, some trees, whatnot. I 60 00:04:41,480 --> 00:04:47,839 Speaker 1: would assume that's where that's where that turkey was trying 61 00:04:47,839 --> 00:04:51,440 Speaker 1: to get to. I wouldn't think the turkey was trying 62 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:56,040 Speaker 1: to go shopping. Although now I think about it as 63 00:04:56,040 --> 00:04:58,719 Speaker 1: a time of year. I mean, you just you really 64 00:04:58,960 --> 00:05:03,520 Speaker 1: don't know. This turkey was furiously back and forth, back 65 00:05:03,560 --> 00:05:06,680 Speaker 1: and forth, back and forth, just a pacing and it 66 00:05:06,760 --> 00:05:10,279 Speaker 1: was busy traffic flying middle of the day on a Saturday. 67 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:15,719 Speaker 1: I think it was just flying around. Do a little 68 00:05:15,760 --> 00:05:17,599 Speaker 1: bit of shopping. Come out of the turkey, back and forth, 69 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:20,920 Speaker 1: back and forth, get out of the car. So not 70 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:23,880 Speaker 1: just out of the car. I had to park the 71 00:05:23,920 --> 00:05:29,400 Speaker 1: car across the street at the portal road is where 72 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:33,760 Speaker 1: I ended up. It was the traffic was too much 73 00:05:33,839 --> 00:05:36,400 Speaker 1: to just like pull over. You couldn't really there is 74 00:05:36,480 --> 00:05:39,960 Speaker 1: a turning lane. But I mean it's like I said, 75 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:43,440 Speaker 1: it is very busy. It is the shopping time of year. 76 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:46,479 Speaker 1: I mean there was just hundreds of cars flying through 77 00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:49,320 Speaker 1: here every couple of minutes. So you have to go 78 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:51,680 Speaker 1: across the street, go to the portal road, then get 79 00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:55,000 Speaker 1: through the ditch, and then fight through the traffic to 80 00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:59,440 Speaker 1: get across the street onto the media on foot to 81 00:05:59,480 --> 00:06:03,080 Speaker 1: try to get this turkey. Now, as I'm walking over 82 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:07,920 Speaker 1: to the road before crossing it, there's this truck that 83 00:06:07,960 --> 00:06:11,280 Speaker 1: comes by and he hops onto the median. So now 84 00:06:11,279 --> 00:06:13,040 Speaker 1: we got a truck on the media, and this turkey 85 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:15,000 Speaker 1: is just going back and forth, back and forth, back 86 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:18,600 Speaker 1: and forth, doesn't know what's going on. I thought, all right, 87 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:20,920 Speaker 1: these good Samaritans here, I don't have to do it. 88 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:24,040 Speaker 1: These guys will do it. No, they had just come 89 00:06:24,080 --> 00:06:25,880 Speaker 1: from the home depot, and I think they were just 90 00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:29,159 Speaker 1: strapping down their wood or something. I don't know. I 91 00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:32,479 Speaker 1: usually just pull my pants up for that, have I right, Johnny? 92 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:37,400 Speaker 1: But no, they weren't gonna help those turkeys out at all, 93 00:06:37,520 --> 00:06:41,360 Speaker 1: or that turkey out at all. So so I push forward, 94 00:06:42,560 --> 00:06:49,800 Speaker 1: run across the street. Sure enough, I'll throw my gloves 95 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:53,120 Speaker 1: the turkey back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, 96 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:56,640 Speaker 1: seize me. I start to approach the turkey because my 97 00:06:56,760 --> 00:06:59,880 Speaker 1: thought was, I got these gloves on. What I'm gonna 98 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:03,760 Speaker 1: do is I'm gonna swoop up the turkey, carry the 99 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:10,480 Speaker 1: turkey across the street, drop the turkey. Everybody's happy. But 100 00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:13,200 Speaker 1: what I didn't anticipate was how big this motherfucker was. 101 00:07:13,280 --> 00:07:16,360 Speaker 1: I didn't I. When you're driving by, You're like, oh, 102 00:07:16,360 --> 00:07:18,360 Speaker 1: there's a turkey. That's a big that's a big boy 103 00:07:18,440 --> 00:07:20,400 Speaker 1: right there. But then when you walk up to it, 104 00:07:22,080 --> 00:07:27,520 Speaker 1: I mean, the turkeys are bag It was quite the 105 00:07:27,600 --> 00:07:30,920 Speaker 1: animal here, and uh. I started to think, Yeah, I'm 106 00:07:30,920 --> 00:07:34,440 Speaker 1: not swooping up this turkey, because what will happen is 107 00:07:34,480 --> 00:07:36,640 Speaker 1: with its long ass neck, it's just gonna start pecking 108 00:07:36,640 --> 00:07:42,480 Speaker 1: at me or something. But as I got closer, the 109 00:07:42,520 --> 00:07:46,880 Speaker 1: turkey could obviously see I was trying to help, saw 110 00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:49,800 Speaker 1: which direction I came from. I started to move toward 111 00:07:49,920 --> 00:07:53,080 Speaker 1: the turkey at an angle that it would go towards 112 00:07:53,080 --> 00:07:54,760 Speaker 1: the side of the road that was away from the 113 00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:58,760 Speaker 1: shopping center. And immediately the turkey just took off running 114 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:01,240 Speaker 1: just as they're there's no cars. I looked both I 115 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:04,000 Speaker 1: looked both ways for both of us, and there was 116 00:08:04,040 --> 00:08:08,240 Speaker 1: no cars coming. Boom. I chased the turkey across the street. 117 00:08:08,560 --> 00:08:11,040 Speaker 1: We both get over safely. That turkey couldn't have been 118 00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:13,520 Speaker 1: more appreciative. I'm just gonna tell you that right now, Johnny, 119 00:08:13,880 --> 00:08:19,000 Speaker 1: that turkey was very happy to be back on the 120 00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:25,760 Speaker 1: right side of the road. And I just want to say, 121 00:08:25,840 --> 00:08:31,080 Speaker 1: I'm I'm not calling myself a hero. Okay, that's not me. 122 00:08:31,680 --> 00:08:36,000 Speaker 1: I'm not doing that, but people are doing that. People 123 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:40,560 Speaker 1: are calling me a hero. And I like to think 124 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:43,440 Speaker 1: once this episode comes out, that that's that's really all 125 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:45,800 Speaker 1: people are gonna talking about IVY press releases. I don't know. 126 00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:52,120 Speaker 1: I don't know, Johnny, but I do know when you 127 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:54,080 Speaker 1: were in the op, when you have the opportunity and 128 00:08:54,120 --> 00:08:56,080 Speaker 1: you're in the position to do the right thing, you 129 00:08:56,120 --> 00:09:00,040 Speaker 1: should do the right thing. And in this instance, I 130 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:02,280 Speaker 1: feel like I did the right thing. I chased that 131 00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:05,800 Speaker 1: turkey across the road. And I'll tell you what, I 132 00:09:05,880 --> 00:09:10,280 Speaker 1: do it again too, Okay, I'd do it again in 133 00:09:10,360 --> 00:09:13,120 Speaker 1: a heartbeat. I would help that turkey across the road. 134 00:09:13,880 --> 00:09:16,080 Speaker 1: So for those of you that are like, oh, I 135 00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:22,920 Speaker 1: did not eat turkey this Thanksgiving, I saved a turkey's life, 136 00:09:23,080 --> 00:09:26,200 Speaker 1: I say that some bullshit. I don't think you saved anything. 137 00:09:29,840 --> 00:09:34,720 Speaker 1: I in fact save the turkeys left, Okay. And I 138 00:09:34,880 --> 00:09:36,720 Speaker 1: like to think that turkey is out there right now 139 00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:45,720 Speaker 1: in Omaha, just telling its story to its other animal friends. 140 00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:49,560 Speaker 1: I did see any other turkeys, okay. So I don't 141 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:54,240 Speaker 1: know if this turkey lives amongst other turkeys, or if 142 00:09:54,240 --> 00:10:02,080 Speaker 1: this turkey lives amongst squirrels and feral cats, some dogs, 143 00:10:02,120 --> 00:10:08,079 Speaker 1: maybe some raccoon. I see raccoons everywhere these days. Skunks. 144 00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:16,319 Speaker 1: Side note when people say, man, I see raccoons everywhere 145 00:10:16,360 --> 00:10:18,680 Speaker 1: these days, do you do you? What do you? What 146 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:21,599 Speaker 1: does that mean? Like, I'll tell you what I meant. 147 00:10:22,440 --> 00:10:26,600 Speaker 1: I've driving around, I have seen raccoons either running across 148 00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:29,920 Speaker 1: the road early early, early in the morning, or I've 149 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:33,200 Speaker 1: seen them dead from getting hit by cars or whatever. 150 00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:38,120 Speaker 1: I can imagine people would be like, I see raccoons 151 00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:40,640 Speaker 1: everywhere these days, and they're like, I got one in 152 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:49,800 Speaker 1: the basement. I saw raccoon rob Us seven eleven the 153 00:10:49,840 --> 00:10:52,640 Speaker 1: other day. It's because he wears the mask, you know, 154 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:57,920 Speaker 1: he's got the thighs, the stripes. Yeah, that's that's what 155 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:03,160 Speaker 1: I meant by it. And this turkey, who's he? Who's 156 00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:08,160 Speaker 1: he living with? Who's this turkey like socializing with eating, 157 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:12,839 Speaker 1: with having a drink of rain water with? I don't know, 158 00:11:13,920 --> 00:11:16,480 Speaker 1: but I do know that when the stories are told 159 00:11:16,520 --> 00:11:21,160 Speaker 1: by this turkey, it's gonna be pretty simple. When this 160 00:11:21,240 --> 00:11:24,680 Speaker 1: turkey is saying, hey, here's what happened to me this week, 161 00:11:27,440 --> 00:11:33,959 Speaker 1: this turkey is gonna say a nobble gobble. And as 162 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:39,000 Speaker 1: if it wasn't exciting enough that I've had to save 163 00:11:39,080 --> 00:11:46,240 Speaker 1: turkey's life recently on the flip side, I had the 164 00:11:46,240 --> 00:11:50,200 Speaker 1: cops called on me at h at work the other day. 165 00:11:50,240 --> 00:11:52,760 Speaker 1: And you might be thinking, well, this has got to 166 00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:57,000 Speaker 1: be a silly situation where a customer, you know, was 167 00:11:57,040 --> 00:12:00,200 Speaker 1: mad about something. Well, the price is wrong, I'm to 168 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:02,800 Speaker 1: call the cops on you. You're ripping us off. No, 169 00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:07,880 Speaker 1: that's not what happened, and no I'm not. No, this 170 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:13,320 Speaker 1: was actually one of my employees. You decide if that's 171 00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:15,839 Speaker 1: worse or not, the customer or one of your people 172 00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:19,480 Speaker 1: calling the cops on you. Here's my story, Here's what 173 00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:22,199 Speaker 1: I know. Okay, here are the facts laid out in 174 00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:28,079 Speaker 1: front of you. It's a Saturday, Okay. I was off 175 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:31,959 Speaker 1: that particular Saturday. In fact, I wasn't even supposed to 176 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,240 Speaker 1: be in town. I was supposed to go out of 177 00:12:34,280 --> 00:12:38,520 Speaker 1: town for a family Christmas event. But the weather, the 178 00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:41,600 Speaker 1: weather changed that there was some snow in Iowa. I 179 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:46,040 Speaker 1: didn't quite make it over, stayed home. But I'm getting calls. 180 00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:48,160 Speaker 1: I'm getting text all day. Oh so and so sick, 181 00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:50,920 Speaker 1: blah blah blah. People are calling out. Next thing you know, 182 00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:54,440 Speaker 1: Jayo's got a jump in action and go work on 183 00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:57,360 Speaker 1: a Saturday night. We're not supposed to be off, And 184 00:12:57,400 --> 00:13:01,120 Speaker 1: that's what that happens, right, do the right thing, go 185 00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:04,559 Speaker 1: to work, help the people. So I'm like, all right, 186 00:13:04,559 --> 00:13:06,840 Speaker 1: I'll go in. I gotta go help close this kitchen down. Now, 187 00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:09,760 Speaker 1: it wasn't gonna just be me. It was gonna be 188 00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:12,920 Speaker 1: me working the latest, but there was gonna be somebody 189 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:15,840 Speaker 1: there for two hours working with me to help me 190 00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:21,280 Speaker 1: make all these pizzas. A lot of pizza orders coming in. Now, 191 00:13:21,320 --> 00:13:26,800 Speaker 1: this particular guy thought it would be funny that when 192 00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:32,280 Speaker 1: I showed up, the first thing he does is come 193 00:13:32,360 --> 00:13:36,120 Speaker 1: up to me and start laughing that I had to 194 00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:41,200 Speaker 1: come into work on my day off. First of all, no, 195 00:13:43,559 --> 00:13:46,680 Speaker 1: that's not funny. It was pretty frustrated in fact, because 196 00:13:46,679 --> 00:13:48,920 Speaker 1: they know all these people calling out there, no one 197 00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:50,880 Speaker 1: would come into work, so I gotta come in. I'm off. 198 00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:54,360 Speaker 1: What would have happened had I been out, like still 199 00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:56,640 Speaker 1: out of town for the family event like that? Well 200 00:13:56,679 --> 00:14:00,400 Speaker 1: then what wena shut the whole place down? This guy 201 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:05,000 Speaker 1: he's over there, oh, and I'm like, oh, that's funny. Huh, 202 00:14:05,040 --> 00:14:08,720 Speaker 1: that's hilarious. So we have some back and forth. You know, 203 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:10,680 Speaker 1: I'm the boss. I'm just like, get up. If you 204 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:13,160 Speaker 1: think you can do this. I'm just gonna go home 205 00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:17,719 Speaker 1: and enjoy my day. You can finish this. So then 206 00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:21,600 Speaker 1: he's coming back at me. Then maybe he'll just go 207 00:14:21,680 --> 00:14:24,080 Speaker 1: home now because suddenly he doesn't like the way I'm 208 00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:28,760 Speaker 1: talking to him. That's fine. Get out of here, dude, 209 00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:35,360 Speaker 1: get gone. So now he's mad, right now, he's mad, 210 00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:37,720 Speaker 1: and there's a lot going on. So I'm like running 211 00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:40,800 Speaker 1: around trying to get things done, orders for people, cleaning 212 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:44,400 Speaker 1: up plays, some mess. Not happy, right, not happy boss, 213 00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:48,640 Speaker 1: very frustrated. He decides this is the time. He's now 214 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:52,760 Speaker 1: going to go into the store like manager's office. He 215 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:57,280 Speaker 1: goes into my office and he is just taking down 216 00:14:57,440 --> 00:15:00,480 Speaker 1: phone numbers left and right because he he is not 217 00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:06,480 Speaker 1: happy with how I talked to him. That's fine, I'm 218 00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:09,240 Speaker 1: totally cool with it. I'm the one that had to 219 00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:12,160 Speaker 1: come in on my day. Oh I'm not this fella. 220 00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:16,280 Speaker 1: Close the door, opened the door, and I'm like, dude, 221 00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:19,720 Speaker 1: just go like just go, like get out of the office, 222 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:23,000 Speaker 1: just go if you're not gonna work, if you're gonna work, 223 00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:26,280 Speaker 1: we got stuff to do. Dude. He's like, I call 224 00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:29,800 Speaker 1: the police, What do you mean for? What did something happen. Yeah, 225 00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:32,640 Speaker 1: you you happened. I don't like the way you're talking 226 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:35,720 Speaker 1: to me. I'm like, you realize that does not constitute 227 00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:44,320 Speaker 1: an emergency. There is literally nothing here that constitutes calling 228 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:48,240 Speaker 1: the police. I called him that's cool, So I'm like, 229 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:50,640 Speaker 1: you gotta go outside, then you gotta go, like just leave. 230 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:53,320 Speaker 1: He's like, I'm not going outside, and it was pretty cold, 231 00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:56,400 Speaker 1: so I didn't really, you know, make him go outside. 232 00:15:56,440 --> 00:15:58,040 Speaker 1: He's like, what are you gonna do about it? Like, well, 233 00:15:58,080 --> 00:15:59,720 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do anything. You already call the cops. 234 00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:02,120 Speaker 1: They're I'm gonna have that movie like they're they're gonna 235 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:07,240 Speaker 1: remove you, which ended up being true because just a 236 00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:09,680 Speaker 1: few minutes later, cop rolls up and he's just like, 237 00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:14,880 Speaker 1: you're the manager. Yeah, sorry, you're having to deal with this. 238 00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:16,920 Speaker 1: This is not an emergency and he goes, no, it's not. 239 00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:19,880 Speaker 1: He's like, I am not your HR department. I'm like, 240 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:24,080 Speaker 1: I totally get it, dude. So I apologize to him 241 00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:27,120 Speaker 1: for wasting his time, Like why did we call the police? 242 00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:32,800 Speaker 1: Why do people today you just call the police. I 243 00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:36,760 Speaker 1: saw on Facebook the other day somebody had walked into 244 00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:41,280 Speaker 1: a into subway and didn't see an employee, any employees, 245 00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:47,160 Speaker 1: so they called the police. Well, the employees were in 246 00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:49,640 Speaker 1: the back. I mean, you could probably have yelled or 247 00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:52,400 Speaker 1: made a loud noise or something and somebody's gonna come 248 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:54,160 Speaker 1: out and help you, or you could just leave and 249 00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:58,400 Speaker 1: go to a different subway. Either way, the police are 250 00:16:58,440 --> 00:17:03,000 Speaker 1: not your HR department. But this fellow ended up. He 251 00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:05,960 Speaker 1: did leave a very colorful message on the HR departments 252 00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:15,879 Speaker 1: mess uh voicemail though, and yeah, that person no longer 253 00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:19,520 Speaker 1: works for us, which isn't funny because he did. He 254 00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:22,920 Speaker 1: did some good things. But this was a wild one. 255 00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:30,480 Speaker 1: Why why would you ever think that you could just 256 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,479 Speaker 1: run them up, leaving all these voice smails, just yelling, 257 00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:38,639 Speaker 1: and then call the police, all because you didn't agree 258 00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:41,800 Speaker 1: with the way somebody was talking to you. And honestly, 259 00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:46,200 Speaker 1: the person who at the very beginning, who wouldn't, who 260 00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:48,760 Speaker 1: shouldn't have been happy with the way somebody was talking 261 00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:54,400 Speaker 1: to him? It was him to me. But I didn't 262 00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:57,199 Speaker 1: call the police, nor did I think that that was 263 00:17:57,200 --> 00:18:00,199 Speaker 1: an option. Now better you know what's an option? I mean, 264 00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:07,000 Speaker 1: who knows for next time? It's wild. I was actually 265 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:10,480 Speaker 1: I just got off of a guest appearance on the 266 00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:14,440 Speaker 1: Black guy who Tips podcast, Rod and Karen awesome podcasts. 267 00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:17,119 Speaker 1: They're like the OG's of podcasting. The True Story. You 268 00:18:17,119 --> 00:18:19,080 Speaker 1: gotta check them out. You can find them in the 269 00:18:19,119 --> 00:18:23,200 Speaker 1: iHeart Network. I was just on their show and we 270 00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:26,560 Speaker 1: were just talking about how things have changed since twenty 271 00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:28,919 Speaker 1: twenty since COVID, Like the world shuts down and then 272 00:18:28,920 --> 00:18:31,160 Speaker 1: people start to get out a little bit and they 273 00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:36,760 Speaker 1: just lose their minds. And it's so true. It's like everybody, 274 00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:40,000 Speaker 1: it's the culture out there right now. I don't know 275 00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:41,800 Speaker 1: what to do how to change it, Like, I just 276 00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:44,840 Speaker 1: don't know how we can get back to being respectful 277 00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:49,080 Speaker 1: people and thinking and listening. But I'll tell you what, 278 00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:51,840 Speaker 1: we are not there right now. In twenty twenty five, 279 00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:55,600 Speaker 1: we're about to hit twenty six, and it just feels 280 00:18:55,640 --> 00:19:03,240 Speaker 1: like we're ramping up even more. So, Yeah, that's my story. 281 00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:10,159 Speaker 1: Cops called on me. I save the Turkey, and I 282 00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:15,440 Speaker 1: will say I not only got rid of that situation, 283 00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:17,879 Speaker 1: like we got rid, we got through that situation. Okay, 284 00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:21,639 Speaker 1: I cleaned the kitchen, I serve all those made all 285 00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:24,639 Speaker 1: those orders, got those orders out in excellent customer service. 286 00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:31,000 Speaker 1: Excellent customer service. So I don't know some people would 287 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:34,160 Speaker 1: say that I'm you know, I'm doing I'm doing God's 288 00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:38,320 Speaker 1: work this week. I'm and I'm on reck. I'm not 289 00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:43,960 Speaker 1: saying that I'm not some people. Some people are saying, no, 290 00:19:44,119 --> 00:19:47,000 Speaker 1: that's not a joke, Johnny. Some people are actually psych 291 00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:54,479 Speaker 1: it's a little worked up about it. Yeah, like I 292 00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:56,600 Speaker 1: was saying, I just guessed it on the Black Eye 293 00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:59,560 Speaker 1: Who Tis podcast with Rod and Karen. They were fantastic 294 00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:02,320 Speaker 1: and they are actually going to be joining us on 295 00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:07,280 Speaker 1: Laugh with Me here this month still, so we've got 296 00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:11,440 Speaker 1: that to look forward to. That's exciting. And I don't 297 00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:15,600 Speaker 1: know if I've talked too much about WTL Where's the Line? 298 00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:19,560 Speaker 1: The sports betting podcast that I also coost with Andy Klausen. 299 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:23,840 Speaker 1: If you haven't gotten in on that, please take give 300 00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:26,760 Speaker 1: a listen. It's not just sports bet very entertaining show. 301 00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:31,119 Speaker 1: It's a lot of fun. Give it a go. WTL. 302 00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:34,359 Speaker 1: Where's the line? You can find that anywhere that you 303 00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:41,080 Speaker 1: listen to your favorite podcast. There you go, Johnny. I 304 00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:44,600 Speaker 1: don't know if you've had a week like mine. I 305 00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:48,640 Speaker 1: know you didn't save any turkeys. You sure as shit 306 00:20:48,760 --> 00:20:51,720 Speaker 1: didn't have any cops called after you. And for what 307 00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:53,879 Speaker 1: I mean the last time, Johnny, the last time you 308 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:56,120 Speaker 1: had the cops call on you because you were threatening 309 00:20:56,119 --> 00:21:00,040 Speaker 1: to beat them up. I didn't do that threaten I 310 00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:02,600 Speaker 1: beat anybody up. In fact, I don't know how many 311 00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:04,840 Speaker 1: people I could beat up with this condition. I just 312 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:08,680 Speaker 1: I just got filled up with that iron. You know that. Man. 313 00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:12,439 Speaker 1: When I don't got that iron in me, oh, I 314 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:16,000 Speaker 1: get tired, I get damn tired. I get grouchy. I 315 00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:20,920 Speaker 1: don't get to I don't get my naps. I don't 316 00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:24,960 Speaker 1: know if I'm rapidly turning into a very old senior 317 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,520 Speaker 1: citizen or if I'm turning into a toddler like I 318 00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:32,160 Speaker 1: don't know which one I'm turning into faster, But I'll 319 00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:36,000 Speaker 1: tell you what. I don't get a nap. I get grouchy. 320 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:39,679 Speaker 1: Once I'm filled up, man, I can go. I can 321 00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:47,879 Speaker 1: go a little bit. That's the show. We'll get your 322 00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:49,000 Speaker 1: next dime. Thanks for listening.