WEBVTT - "Grandma Uggboot!" With Bryan Safi, Alexis Waters and Jasmine Goode 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:03.440 Hi guys, it's art and I hope you enjoyed this episode. 0:00:03.440 --> 0:00:06.000 We had so much fun recording it. I just want 0:00:06.040 --> 0:00:09.880 to remind you because I think the tickets sell pretty fast. Um. 0:00:09.960 --> 0:00:13.520 We are officially allowed to put on our Facebook page 0:00:13.560 --> 0:00:15.800 and it is there a link to buy tickets for 0:00:15.960 --> 0:00:20.680 Moontower Comedy Festival. We have the single passes. I think 0:00:20.720 --> 0:00:22.680 they'll get you both into the podcast and you can 0:00:22.720 --> 0:00:25.759 come see my stand up show and Aaron is also 0:00:25.800 --> 0:00:30.400 doing stand up there. Um, so I suspect that will 0:00:30.440 --> 0:00:34.120 get you into both of those. The actual date has 0:00:34.159 --> 0:00:36.720 not been set yet, but look it looks like right 0:00:36.720 --> 0:00:38.839 now it's at least going to be me and Aaron, 0:00:39.040 --> 0:00:42.279 and Jasmine and Alexis have said that they're coming, and 0:00:42.400 --> 0:00:46.839 Lori has said that she's coming, and Paget is talking 0:00:46.880 --> 0:00:48.720 about common. We have a few people talking about coming, 0:00:48.760 --> 0:00:50.879 so it should be really fun. I'll also be at 0:00:50.960 --> 0:00:54.120 Hyenas in Dallas April six and seventh, and I will 0:00:54.120 --> 0:00:58.520 be in Alaska March sixteenth and seventeenth on Alaska Comedy 0:00:58.560 --> 0:01:01.280 dot com. Everything's on my website, Arta Marine and y 0:01:01.440 --> 0:01:05.000 r Ian dot com. Enjoy they need to be they 0:01:05.000 --> 0:01:10.520 need to be fielding. Oh my god, we made it. 0:01:10.640 --> 0:01:17.000 We made it. Pressure to American pressure us A yesa sa, 0:01:18.319 --> 0:01:26.000 I accept dip the dream scene. It is okay if 0:01:26.000 --> 0:01:30.720 you guys, it's happening. I'm never more excited about a combination. 0:01:31.160 --> 0:01:36.720 You guys are like you guys us. Only I can 0:01:36.840 --> 0:01:39.160 say I was like fully star struck downstairs, and I 0:01:39.160 --> 0:01:44.200 hope I played Apple should say something like, hias work, 0:01:44.800 --> 0:01:48.600 why this guy stop? Welcome to except this rose. My 0:01:48.680 --> 0:01:53.280 name is Art Marine, and I have to say, America, 0:01:53.480 --> 0:01:56.960 We're at Canada, Australia, where I don't judge where you 0:01:57.000 --> 0:02:00.600 are be free world. We I have a sembled You 0:02:00.640 --> 0:02:04.240 guys asked for it, and you shall receive the fucking 0:02:04.320 --> 0:02:08.240 new two thousand eighteen fan favorites. You know they're the 0:02:08.280 --> 0:02:12.600 newest additions to the squad. And and I gotta tell 0:02:12.639 --> 0:02:14.680 you I consider you all my best friends. Is that 0:02:14.760 --> 0:02:17.720 fucked up? Um? To my right? I have a man 0:02:18.040 --> 0:02:21.280 that single handily we went to the moon and back. 0:02:21.400 --> 0:02:25.440 We did the entire Gloria Stefan song together for Bibyana 0:02:25.520 --> 0:02:28.480 for full commitment. You're also the only person I talked 0:02:28.480 --> 0:02:32.640 to you on the phone. I called him on the calls. Okay, Brian, 0:02:33.639 --> 0:02:38.040 po ry Jane right, I'm gonna flip over for texting, 0:02:38.120 --> 0:02:40.000 so I don't see anybody's phones because I get I 0:02:40.000 --> 0:02:42.359 have a D D um. I like full a d D. 0:02:42.480 --> 0:02:45.600 I can't. Okay, Brian, I did I called you on 0:02:45.639 --> 0:02:48.520 the phone. When Jennifer Anison got divorced, I didn't know 0:02:48.520 --> 0:02:49.800 who to calls. I was like, I have to call. 0:02:49.880 --> 0:02:55.560 Brian called. And literally, when when someone calls me, I 0:02:55.600 --> 0:02:57.000 just I'm like, why are you calling? Where are you calling? 0:02:57.040 --> 0:02:58.440 But with Art and I saw her name pop up, 0:02:58.440 --> 0:02:59.480 and I was like, I want to talk to her. 0:02:59.480 --> 0:03:01.200 You knew I was in trouble. I was like, I 0:03:01.280 --> 0:03:05.000 was like, Jenny, Jenny is getting borced. So soon we 0:03:05.000 --> 0:03:07.799 were all rooting for her, were rooting for her. Oh 0:03:07.800 --> 0:03:10.680 my god, you might hear those voices and know that 0:03:10.720 --> 0:03:13.720 these are women. I feel like I've known my whole lives. 0:03:14.919 --> 0:03:20.320 It's so I got like, Lord, Chris Harrison brought you 0:03:20.360 --> 0:03:23.799 into my world via my television and the television birth you, 0:03:24.320 --> 0:03:26.320 and then we met you in San Francisco, and now 0:03:26.360 --> 0:03:27.959 you're my best friend. I know that we're going to 0:03:27.960 --> 0:03:34.720 Austin babies. Oh my god, are you Okay, it's officially okay, 0:03:34.880 --> 0:03:38.240 so we're going to Austin. We have Alexis Wader said, Jasmine, 0:03:40.840 --> 0:03:43.800 We've never brought people back so fast on the podcast. 0:03:43.800 --> 0:03:47.560 We had so much fun with you last week, and 0:03:47.640 --> 0:03:50.080 I was like, because this is the world's shortest season 0:03:50.080 --> 0:03:52.360 of a television show ever, I was like, I need 0:03:52.360 --> 0:03:56.720 to bring back my treasures to end it, and boy, 0:03:56.760 --> 0:03:58.840 I can't even. We also have with us a woman 0:03:58.880 --> 0:04:01.920 who fought the batch of her franchise, who started off 0:04:02.040 --> 0:04:04.920 okay when you were here, she was offended, she hated it. 0:04:05.760 --> 0:04:08.680 Now she requested to do this, but because she's sucking 0:04:08.720 --> 0:04:14.480 all in and she loves it. Oh my gosh, I 0:04:14.560 --> 0:04:19.720 mean you love it right. And we also have um 0:04:20.000 --> 0:04:23.680 kind of my Yoda, my guru, my financial advisor. She 0:04:23.800 --> 0:04:32.039 also is the best. She's She's the question before we 0:04:32.080 --> 0:04:34.640 get started, as there anything you guys want to promote? 0:04:34.640 --> 0:04:40.320 Where can people find you? Except for heaven um my 0:04:40.520 --> 0:04:44.360 Twitter and Instagram is Jasmine good underscore you can find 0:04:44.360 --> 0:04:49.279 me there and there's an there's the end. Yeah, yes, silent, 0:04:49.640 --> 0:04:53.040 you'll find me selling um t VT on Instagram and 0:04:53.240 --> 0:04:58.160 access waters Underscore. Yes, I'm just at Brian Sofie, you'll 0:04:58.160 --> 0:05:02.760 find me watching Jude Judy every day. I love. Please 0:05:02.800 --> 0:05:05.960 follow me on Instagram at Arta marine m y r 0:05:06.000 --> 0:05:08.080 I N because I just need some more I need 0:05:08.160 --> 0:05:10.520 free stuff. I need I need some more followers because 0:05:10.520 --> 0:05:13.880 I need some free stuff. Okay, you guys, let's just 0:05:13.880 --> 0:05:17.320 I'm gonna ask you guys, because you we the Bachelor franchise. Well, 0:05:17.320 --> 0:05:20.680 it gives gifts, it's also gonna make me homeless. There 0:05:20.760 --> 0:05:23.160 was so many fucking hours, as you might as because 0:05:23.160 --> 0:05:26.000 we're a team, we're in this together. Do we want 0:05:26.040 --> 0:05:27.880 to start out here? It's just our fans know. I 0:05:27.880 --> 0:05:29.680 want everyone to feel safe and take care of because 0:05:29.720 --> 0:05:32.800 I'm organized. But it's chaos. So here we go. What 0:05:32.839 --> 0:05:37.039 we're gonna cover today is an encyclopedia of boning and 0:05:37.200 --> 0:05:41.279 zoning and tears and Crown Pound Town and Nicky Cage. 0:05:41.440 --> 0:05:44.560 So we've got the finale of Best Winter Games, We've 0:05:44.560 --> 0:05:46.840 got the aftershow Bechel Winter Games, and we've got the women. 0:05:46.880 --> 0:05:48.800 Tell all, what do you guys want to start out with? 0:05:48.880 --> 0:05:50.440 Want to start with? Women? Tell all you want to 0:05:50.480 --> 0:05:54.440 start with? Okay, Becca's earrings, Oh my god, they're like 0:05:54.520 --> 0:05:58.760 drinking was literally just texting our group chat about I mean, 0:05:58.800 --> 0:06:02.440 I love I love her because she's got pep. I 0:06:02.480 --> 0:06:05.520 like this, she actually personality. I love her. I really 0:06:05.560 --> 0:06:07.360 want to see her star as Roxy Heart in Chicago. 0:06:07.440 --> 0:06:12.720 Like I feel she's like a performer. And those earrings 0:06:12.760 --> 0:06:17.039 just took me back to my felt like a DreamCatcher. 0:06:17.200 --> 0:06:19.640 I felt like I felt like I was like, am 0:06:19.640 --> 0:06:24.880 I a burning man? Did I take some Ayawaska? Yeah? 0:06:24.920 --> 0:06:27.560 She was. I was like partner was like bull coal girlfriend. 0:06:28.080 --> 0:06:30.120 She was the first woman to wear flats and her 0:06:30.279 --> 0:06:35.000 short hair on the Bauchler overall, Okay, what do you 0:06:35.160 --> 0:06:38.000 let's talk. Let's just go right to the chase, needle dick, 0:06:38.480 --> 0:06:42.400 finger blast day and the sea word. I mean the 0:06:42.400 --> 0:06:47.200 the current day Bachelor got called a needle dick. I'm amazing. Sorry, 0:06:47.920 --> 0:06:49.919 did she see his dick or she just said he 0:06:50.000 --> 0:06:54.800 looked like that's a great question. I saw it. No, 0:06:55.240 --> 0:06:57.240 you don't think she had time to do the Keith 0:06:57.279 --> 0:06:59.400 because they went to They did go to Scuttsdale. She's 0:06:59.400 --> 0:07:01.600 a that's where it all goes down. I haven't had 0:07:01.640 --> 0:07:05.160 a nail Nick and Scott's. I feel like maybe she 0:07:05.160 --> 0:07:08.120 did say over the yeah, you can do that I 0:07:10.640 --> 0:07:15.080 bet you Nick was packing. He Nick, I believe he 0:07:15.160 --> 0:07:18.160 has the confidence, like he has too much confidence for 0:07:18.360 --> 0:07:20.880 to be himself. It feels like you have to have 0:07:20.920 --> 0:07:23.440 a big old ween to be packer. I don't know. 0:07:23.480 --> 0:07:25.680 I feel like Ari to me just seems like someone 0:07:25.720 --> 0:07:27.880 who's dick should be like on an antidepresent, Like there's 0:07:27.920 --> 0:07:30.120 like something I don't know why, there's something that like 0:07:30.240 --> 0:07:33.120 he's like's tired. I mean, I guess like he needs 0:07:33.120 --> 0:07:35.800 a motivation, do you think guess because is it the cowl? 0:07:35.880 --> 0:07:41.280 Next twetters, Yes, Yeah, it might be the cafeteria style 0:07:41.360 --> 0:07:44.880 that he has. Yeah, he wore the turtleneck going into 0:07:44.960 --> 0:07:49.480 the Fantasy sweet like that no state. He wore the 0:07:49.520 --> 0:07:56.200 turtle neck like Nick, that guy love he loved a 0:07:56.200 --> 0:07:58.960 turtle neck. Even on Kitlin season. He came strong with 0:07:59.000 --> 0:08:02.440 an irishness to utter and he was like he was like, 0:08:02.480 --> 0:08:04.640 this is my gym. I'm like the I'm the guy 0:08:04.760 --> 0:08:16.120 that kind of is like dude, I just okay. Then 0:08:16.240 --> 0:08:20.320 she then it turns out so Caroline was aggressively up. 0:08:20.520 --> 0:08:22.600 She was like, I am ready for paradise. She made 0:08:22.600 --> 0:08:26.840 me down. Thing she was like because she was a 0:08:26.840 --> 0:08:28.800 pretty lady who did not get a lot of air time, 0:08:28.840 --> 0:08:34.480 and she auditioned hard for parents. She didn't the emotion 0:08:35.040 --> 0:08:37.600 she went, she showed that she had him like, got 0:08:37.640 --> 0:08:40.800 you that she could be controversial paradise here I come. 0:08:41.000 --> 0:08:43.640 Here was my problem with it last night because we 0:08:43.720 --> 0:08:47.000 are spoiler free. We're spoiler free podcast. And so when 0:08:47.040 --> 0:08:49.560 she said last night, when she goes, I know what 0:08:49.679 --> 0:08:53.040 you didn't, all America was like, what did he do? 0:08:53.280 --> 0:08:55.760 And then I God, bless my fans, the fans out there, 0:08:55.840 --> 0:08:59.360 they all were basically alert, alert everyone accidentally. I still 0:08:59.360 --> 0:09:02.040 don't know. I know it's gonna be good. I cannot 0:09:02.080 --> 0:09:03.720 It's torture for me. I want to eat all the 0:09:03.720 --> 0:09:06.480 candy in the bag of me there what's already respond 0:09:06.559 --> 0:09:09.120 to her saying, he said, it will all be revealed 0:09:09.440 --> 0:09:13.320 by the way, UND don't I don't want to know. 0:09:13.320 --> 0:09:16.800 If you could, I don't know. I don't want to know. 0:09:18.000 --> 0:09:21.320 I mean, I'm gonna cross. I'm gonna close my eyes 0:09:21.360 --> 0:09:23.880 and you guys can make guys, but no sound in 0:09:23.960 --> 0:09:27.800 my mind, and you definitely just look at each other 0:09:27.840 --> 0:09:31.440 and not her shake head. In my mind. What happened 0:09:31.520 --> 0:09:34.880 is there's a switcher roo at the end. Now, I 0:09:35.280 --> 0:09:37.120 don't want to hear anything, but in my mind is 0:09:37.160 --> 0:09:41.000 a switcherroo okay and I'm back all right. So so 0:09:41.200 --> 0:09:43.920 I I felt like I saw that. So I felt 0:09:43.960 --> 0:09:48.439 like I felt Crystal is out of her fucking mind. 0:09:48.600 --> 0:09:51.840 She is, she sitting in a show. She's so gorgeous 0:09:51.880 --> 0:10:00.520 that I was looking at her like she she's got 0:10:00.559 --> 0:10:02.960 that hot pot and she's she's got that, She's got 0:10:02.960 --> 0:10:05.559 the Karin kreate like that. But although Karin was like 0:10:05.559 --> 0:10:08.720 a little but she's like she had enough of like 0:10:08.760 --> 0:10:11.599 a like controversy that they're going to send her just 0:10:11.679 --> 0:10:15.679 to go be like Chad or Correctise was completely if 0:10:15.720 --> 0:10:21.320 you see her do the boys. That when A found 0:10:21.320 --> 0:10:23.840 a personality was when he sat on like when he 0:10:23.920 --> 0:10:25.200 was like sort of giving it back to her. I 0:10:25.240 --> 0:10:28.200 was like, whoa, that's kind of where are you the 0:10:28.240 --> 0:10:31.320 whole season? Ari? Yeah, I know he's been he goes. 0:10:31.520 --> 0:10:34.719 I love that. Wow, I love that. I love that. 0:10:34.880 --> 0:10:37.120 Ari on Twitter right now is being a savage like 0:10:37.240 --> 0:10:42.000 anybody's like lapping back. I think he's just had enough 0:10:42.040 --> 0:10:47.600 because everybody's just now I know now he's clapping back. 0:10:47.679 --> 0:10:49.959 Debbie Ryan, who I think is going to come to Austin. 0:10:50.080 --> 0:10:52.840 She was on Sweet Life on back she was jest. 0:10:53.240 --> 0:10:55.559 She did a pod and she goes, never has a 0:10:55.679 --> 0:10:59.960 more vanilla man been celebrated? Like she's never watched the Pot, 0:11:00.240 --> 0:11:02.760 She's never watched the TV show before, so she watched it. 0:11:02.800 --> 0:11:05.440 She's like, I've never seen a more vanilla man. He's 0:11:05.440 --> 0:11:10.480 celebrated so vanilla. Like Alexis, how are you watching this 0:11:10.600 --> 0:11:13.480 dweeb on TV Fineline. I'm like, I'm sorry, Like, you've 0:11:13.480 --> 0:11:17.520 got to come to the pads go, we gotta change 0:11:17.559 --> 0:11:20.040 them up. They're not into the Bachelor, so I'm trying. 0:11:20.160 --> 0:11:22.800 It's like it's just like it's like dating the manager 0:11:22.840 --> 0:11:30.240 of like Pure One like reminds me of that is. 0:11:30.920 --> 0:11:34.200 He's got too much wicker, too much wicker. He's like, 0:11:34.320 --> 0:11:37.440 this is hard, and it's like Marilyn renversation. You know, 0:11:39.080 --> 0:11:41.440 I'm like a newspaper headline, O God, I'm so hot. 0:11:41.440 --> 0:11:43.680 I want to take my shirt off. I might take 0:11:43.720 --> 0:11:46.160 my shirt off later. Let's day. Don't hashtag me too 0:11:46.200 --> 0:11:49.440 if I okay, so then we have so then we 0:11:49.520 --> 0:11:53.440 have um we I did like the bloopers of him eat. 0:11:53.559 --> 0:11:55.839 I've never seen anybody eat on that show of him 0:11:55.880 --> 0:12:01.120 just chew eating and I like his yeah, and then 0:12:01.200 --> 0:12:04.199 him doing the squat, her saying that you have no no, 0:12:04.320 --> 0:12:07.200 but I don't, and then he goes, he goes him 0:12:07.280 --> 0:12:11.520 doing squats. He goes doing squats, lose your virginity, gotta 0:12:11.559 --> 0:12:15.439 get deep, gotta get deep. How's my ask? Like? Now? Jenny? 0:12:15.640 --> 0:12:19.240 I was like, what's happening? What the fun? I did? 0:12:19.360 --> 0:12:22.000 Like when when she was like, do you have anything 0:12:22.000 --> 0:12:24.520 to apologize? She's like, I'm sorry, I was mad, And 0:12:24.640 --> 0:12:27.520 Chris Harrison goes he didn't hear the needles to comment, 0:12:27.720 --> 0:12:32.360 and I was like, my bad, Like, oh, Crystal Christal, 0:12:32.440 --> 0:12:37.480 I K I loved Harrison ended the blooper Real with 0:12:37.960 --> 0:12:39.960 him doing a blooper that wasn't a blooper. He was 0:12:40.000 --> 0:12:42.200 just like, I'm ending this. I'm going to be the 0:12:42.280 --> 0:12:43.920 last shot of this thing. And he was like just 0:12:43.960 --> 0:12:49.720 been like, hey guys, because he's singled out and he 0:12:49.760 --> 0:12:52.880 feels like, I mean, oh, I don't know, I don't know. 0:12:52.920 --> 0:12:54.200 I don't know if he broke up with his girlfriend, 0:12:54.200 --> 0:12:56.080 but I mean he's no longer married. Maybe he's like 0:12:56.080 --> 0:12:59.360 putting it out there. Um, okay, I want to talk 0:12:59.440 --> 0:13:03.840 about I want to talk about um Tia him talking 0:13:03.840 --> 0:13:06.560 about he didn't make eye contact him saying he wasn't 0:13:06.600 --> 0:13:10.840 terrify mated mistake. She's auditioning hard to be the Bachelor 0:13:10.880 --> 0:13:13.960 at Yeah, I think I'm sure they have, Like you're 0:13:13.960 --> 0:13:16.360 telling her like, look, you need to go in there, cries, 0:13:16.800 --> 0:13:20.360 show emotion and show that you're and show that you're ready. 0:13:20.760 --> 0:13:26.559 They really hype you up. Yeah. Yeah, and it's it's 0:13:26.559 --> 0:13:30.200 really didn't tell us for certain people like they need 0:13:30.240 --> 0:13:32.200 to because like they know if they don't speak up. 0:13:33.240 --> 0:13:35.319 So you guys, did you know before you went on? 0:13:35.920 --> 0:13:39.040 Did you guys know that you were? Oh? Yeah, She's 0:13:39.040 --> 0:13:45.200 like so vocal. I'm like, what made it right? With 0:13:45.400 --> 0:13:51.920 Daniel the Eagle? The eagles landed the eagle. I'm an 0:13:51.920 --> 0:13:54.520 eagle and they're fucking pterodactyl. I'm going to the moon, 0:13:54.920 --> 0:13:58.599 but she's on the moon. You know, It's like, what 0:13:58.600 --> 0:14:02.280 what what this is? Is this Canada? What's happening? I 0:14:02.280 --> 0:14:05.040 don't know. I have to say though he was really 0:14:05.040 --> 0:14:10.000 good looking. He was. He's just very pale, but still 0:14:10.760 --> 0:14:15.559 he's really pale. After leaving, it was like he got 0:14:15.640 --> 0:14:18.440 like I felt like he got he was hotter the 0:14:18.440 --> 0:14:20.360 first season I feel like he got more and more gone. 0:14:20.400 --> 0:14:22.720 He got like, man Oarexica. I'm like, I'm like, eat 0:14:22.720 --> 0:14:25.040 a burger Man, and you don't need to eat the scallops, 0:14:26.720 --> 0:14:29.960 have some iron, go eat like a meat taco. I 0:14:29.960 --> 0:14:34.720 loved his blind faith in bros. Though my best friend. 0:14:35.960 --> 0:14:38.680 He was also like very fluid. He was always like 0:14:38.760 --> 0:14:40.400 he was like, you know, I mean maybe I hooked 0:14:40.480 --> 0:14:43.480 up with Dean over like he was. He was openly, 0:14:44.080 --> 0:14:46.720 like very fluid about like you know, you suck a guy, 0:14:46.760 --> 0:14:49.000 you fuck a girl like well for such a bro, 0:14:50.240 --> 0:14:52.320 you're kind of coming off his game and I like it, 0:14:54.240 --> 0:14:56.000 so they do. They're like, this is you gotta really 0:14:56.040 --> 0:14:59.000 stick your landing. You gotta like get your air. Caroline 0:14:59.040 --> 0:15:04.000 wanted who was thirsty for paradise last night? Caroline, who 0:15:04.120 --> 0:15:07.880 was that girl? Oh the afro? Yeah, who's giving the 0:15:07.920 --> 0:15:11.320 one who had the one who called out that made 0:15:11.320 --> 0:15:14.560 me get on a slow plapfort Yeah. I was like everyone. Yeah. 0:15:14.960 --> 0:15:16.880 I was like, all right, whatever your name is, that 0:15:16.960 --> 0:15:19.480 might get you on there. He was great. Yeah, I 0:15:19.520 --> 0:15:24.360 still don't know her name. Great. Um okay, Becka m okay. 0:15:24.400 --> 0:15:26.520 First of all, before we get started, the people in 0:15:26.520 --> 0:15:29.920 the audience with a rotating eye masks that were never acknowledged. 0:15:30.560 --> 0:15:34.160 I'm sucking the rotating You didn't see, I'll show you. 0:15:34.400 --> 0:15:37.320 I know I saw people would like the mask. The mask. 0:15:37.480 --> 0:15:39.400 I'm like, because you know who he was, the kissing 0:15:39.400 --> 0:15:44.240 bandit and they did the world. He was sexy. This. Yes, 0:15:44.400 --> 0:15:49.480 I jerked off to this for hours last night. How 0:15:50.080 --> 0:15:53.720 on the ah just rubbing it out? Look at that 0:15:55.280 --> 0:15:59.040 heard me on the age crying and look at though 0:15:59.320 --> 0:16:01.120 I don't know why that is somehow on the entire 0:16:01.120 --> 0:16:03.160 franchise one of the most shocking images I've ever seen, 0:16:03.160 --> 0:16:06.280 because that guy truly looks like a substitute teacher and 0:16:06.480 --> 0:16:16.360 with like a fucking sex mask on its absolutely sub rule. 0:16:17.520 --> 0:16:21.600 It was like random, like middle with the librarian. Yeah, 0:16:23.160 --> 0:16:25.920 just let them play. I bet you they loved you. 0:16:25.960 --> 0:16:27.440 I bet they loved you. And my brother was in 0:16:27.520 --> 0:16:31.000 high school. Though it was awkward. Oh my god, so 0:16:31.040 --> 0:16:35.480 award him. She's saying, it's hard to watch. My character 0:16:35.600 --> 0:16:40.960 was put in question, and then it was that's the thing. 0:16:41.000 --> 0:16:44.800 I'm like, here, did be fair to her? Like she's 0:16:44.840 --> 0:16:49.000 twenty two. Some of the people are yes, like she 0:16:49.040 --> 0:16:51.640 wasn't the youngest, but I feel like she's making it 0:16:51.640 --> 0:16:56.840 bigger than to go behind her back, and was like 0:16:56.960 --> 0:16:59.440 she's not ready now. Granted, we don't know if Becca 0:16:59.680 --> 0:17:02.760 was behind the cameras, like not interested in going for 0:17:02.800 --> 0:17:05.720 Instagram followers openly, Like you don't know that. I would 0:17:05.760 --> 0:17:07.680 feel like such a loser if I went on that show, 0:17:07.760 --> 0:17:09.520 like no one came for me behind my back. I 0:17:09.600 --> 0:17:13.760 feel like, you know, we could make a pack, we 0:17:13.800 --> 0:17:16.479 could go behind each other. But like, I think Brian 0:17:16.600 --> 0:17:19.480 is not here for the right I think for Tia, 0:17:19.600 --> 0:17:21.399 it was just more she was really good. She was 0:17:21.440 --> 0:17:23.520 in love with this guy, like she's hearing this girl 0:17:23.560 --> 0:17:27.000 talk about boys back home, and he was like screw 0:17:27.080 --> 0:17:30.000 that ship. Yeah yeah, Like I'm in love with this guy. 0:17:30.280 --> 0:17:32.440 And he she also saw that he had like bone 0:17:32.480 --> 0:17:36.600 or fever for background. He was like razzled. But he'd 0:17:36.600 --> 0:17:38.679 been called out to be a little bit of like 0:17:39.400 --> 0:17:41.480 kind of like dating two young girls in the past, 0:17:41.480 --> 0:17:43.360 so I bet he had to be cautious about that. 0:17:43.440 --> 0:17:45.640 There was some like rumors that he was a little 0:17:45.640 --> 0:17:49.960 bit of a they created a little bit. Okay, going 0:17:50.000 --> 0:17:53.960 back into my academia here she's saying, he I think 0:17:54.000 --> 0:17:56.399 he was insecure because he was too old for me, 0:17:56.640 --> 0:17:59.119 which I enjoyed. And then they did a Missing person 0:17:59.400 --> 0:18:02.480 the pot Farm. She went with friends camping, she slept 0:18:02.720 --> 0:18:06.160 with the baby. Chris Harrison said, I bet you did 0:18:06.200 --> 0:18:09.520 on that ranch, which I enjoy. Good one. Chris Harrison 0:18:10.400 --> 0:18:13.359 really nailed at Christie. I'll tell us Chris Harrison probably 0:18:13.359 --> 0:18:19.359 like four A love the kidding four shade shot that 0:18:19.720 --> 0:18:24.960 I think he's like and is he I was in heal? 0:18:25.119 --> 0:18:27.600 Is he in keeping hels? But I like a cupe. 0:18:27.840 --> 0:18:29.800 You know anybody that I think is shorted to say 0:18:29.800 --> 0:18:32.240 it's for eleven. I wanted to think that Chris Harrison 0:18:32.320 --> 0:18:35.720 wears like like a man, like a mule, like like 0:18:35.720 --> 0:18:40.439 a healed mule. Actually, though I did look down at 0:18:40.480 --> 0:18:44.040 him a little bit. Was a weekend. He's a gardening ship. 0:18:45.400 --> 0:18:47.560 He's got a toebag of her shoulder. He's out the door, 0:18:48.080 --> 0:18:50.600 says Chris Harrison. Do on the weekends? We need to know? 0:18:51.080 --> 0:18:54.360 It was like he hangs out of Malibu. He's got 0:18:54.359 --> 0:18:56.760 he goes to the book, he goes boogie boarding, Shimptoe, 0:18:56.920 --> 0:18:59.919 He's got his choice gardening toebag. He stops at Smith 0:19:00.080 --> 0:19:02.080 Talk and he gets a couple of bulbs to hand 0:19:02.119 --> 0:19:04.119 to the gardener to put him. He goes on. He 0:19:04.240 --> 0:19:09.000 masturbates for four hours. Chat said, are you just sit 0:19:09.080 --> 0:19:14.159 in your rob He watches like Old Rose ceremonies on 0:19:14.200 --> 0:19:17.640 his robe. Yeah, like on Loop in his robe, doing 0:19:17.680 --> 0:19:22.600 mimosas like Joan Crawford watching Old Exactly. That's exactly what 0:19:22.640 --> 0:19:24.600 he does. Or is there anybody else that we want 0:19:24.600 --> 0:19:26.720 to talk about from last night? Is there anything else? 0:19:26.800 --> 0:19:28.520 Who do you think it's going to be the next patch? 0:19:28.680 --> 0:19:30.399 I do think it. I think there's a couple of 0:19:30.400 --> 0:19:31.920 girls in the running party. Who do you think after 0:19:32.000 --> 0:19:34.320 this surprise ending, we don't know what's going Who do 0:19:34.320 --> 0:19:36.440 you think? Who do you think is going to be 0:19:36.520 --> 0:19:41.440 in the running? I think Tia and whoever dropped so? 0:19:41.640 --> 0:19:46.480 I mean I would be fascinated by Taxidermy. She interesting, 0:19:46.600 --> 0:19:49.399 She is very well spoken and it's always back at 0:19:49.520 --> 0:19:54.160 m though. I could see her maybe being Becka Kay, 0:19:54.960 --> 0:19:59.200 no way, which one girl? Young? Heir old young? Yeah, 0:19:59.280 --> 0:20:03.760 she's be great, but she's going to you know, all 0:20:03.800 --> 0:20:08.480 the other girls were, so she got that. She got them. Okay, 0:20:08.560 --> 0:20:11.440 So let's get to is there anything so you think 0:20:11.480 --> 0:20:14.879 Tia and who I think would be I love a 0:20:14.920 --> 0:20:18.520 Southern accent. Listen to it. I wanted raven I, but 0:20:18.600 --> 0:20:22.399 although I do like Rachel to see and stand a chance. 0:20:22.520 --> 0:20:25.399 Oh so pretty. I'm doing an interview with Sanne tomorrow, 0:20:25.440 --> 0:20:27.399 so I'll give you guys all the count. She's so sweet, 0:20:27.800 --> 0:20:32.800 she's elegant. I just I don't know. I think she's great. 0:20:32.920 --> 0:20:35.159 I think she could for Paradise. I feel like you 0:20:35.200 --> 0:20:37.360 will feel like Cna and Tia might be my front 0:20:37.400 --> 0:20:42.000 runners for Hybe. Yeah, I agree, I think because they 0:20:42.000 --> 0:20:46.000 have more personal Chelsea the mom what about Chelsea? But 0:20:46.080 --> 0:20:49.280 you want a girl that guys are gonna want tom 0:20:49.600 --> 0:20:53.520 so that they will fight like like Jojo, like somebody 0:20:53.280 --> 0:20:57.879 that bone her fever, I will fight to like just 0:20:57.960 --> 0:21:00.320 like be able to like make out like just go easy, 0:21:00.359 --> 0:21:03.280 she's so hot, or they might do some people from 0:21:03.320 --> 0:21:06.160 passons like Ari. You never know. He's my way back 0:21:06.200 --> 0:21:07.760 in the day that was that was a little too 0:21:07.800 --> 0:21:14.840 far back. Great season though, exactly you know what put 0:21:14.880 --> 0:21:17.800 down that sender candle you're coming with, Do you want 0:21:17.800 --> 0:21:21.639 wooden balls in a bowl? That's exactly. He is a 0:21:21.800 --> 0:21:25.679 human equivalent of wooden balls in the Yeah, yeah, I 0:21:25.760 --> 0:21:28.200 bought myself some wooden balls and their name is aur 0:21:28.800 --> 0:21:30.280 How are you doing to him? Are you going to 0:21:30.359 --> 0:21:32.159 watch the full thing next season? Could you do more 0:21:32.200 --> 0:21:35.199 than four episodes of this show? Probably? Sure. I am 0:21:35.480 --> 0:21:38.240 shocked by you because it was only a few weeks ago. 0:21:39.000 --> 0:21:42.200 She was like, this poison is in my blood. That's 0:21:42.240 --> 0:21:45.719 the thing you drank the cool like, you gotta come 0:21:45.760 --> 0:21:53.800 to Austin with us? Are you gonna come to Oustard? Okay, okay, great, great. 0:21:53.920 --> 0:21:57.760 Here's the other thing is, oh, we're building a website 0:21:57.840 --> 0:22:01.520 and is building it? Yea our artists Anna who learned 0:22:01.520 --> 0:22:04.960 to do photoshop for our crazy gas flyers. How fucking 0:22:04.960 --> 0:22:08.520 great are the flyers? Is amazing? She's building as a website. 0:22:08.560 --> 0:22:12.680 We just bought the domain rose podcast dot com. Nice sense. 0:22:12.720 --> 0:22:15.720 Somebody wanted ten grand for will you at this road? Second? 0:22:15.720 --> 0:22:17.920 We're like, thank you for thinking I earn more than 0:22:17.960 --> 0:22:22.520 four dollars the year on my fucking whatever. Okay, so 0:22:22.600 --> 0:22:29.440 then we have here we go. Good, Okay, guys, here 0:22:29.480 --> 0:22:31.679 we go. We're gonna start at the end, and then 0:22:31.720 --> 0:22:33.359 we're we're going to start at the beginning. I just 0:22:33.359 --> 0:22:35.960 want to before we get going, before we get started, 0:22:36.000 --> 0:22:38.280 I'm gonna start this We're going into Winter Games now, 0:22:38.320 --> 0:22:40.960 so we're gonna shake it off, shake it off, shake 0:22:41.000 --> 0:22:43.760 it out. We're gonna shake it, shake it goodbye. Let's 0:22:43.760 --> 0:22:46.080 go to the best show ever. And this is what 0:22:46.160 --> 0:22:48.440 I want to say, Anna, will you pull up for later? 0:22:48.520 --> 0:22:52.840 This song Conga by Gloria stefan Um. I want to say, 0:22:53.359 --> 0:22:59.359 fucking Bibiana, Babia, we're rooting for you. We're all rooting 0:22:59.400 --> 0:23:02.920 for you. Ana had a theory here and I don't. 0:23:02.960 --> 0:23:04.600 I don't want to steal it. Saince you're here, say 0:23:04.680 --> 0:23:10.159 your theory. Fucking Babiana. I thought she wants paradise, so 0:23:10.240 --> 0:23:13.560 she's not gonna was that she was terrified of ice 0:23:13.560 --> 0:23:17.000 skating in front of like and then she was kind 0:23:17.000 --> 0:23:20.720 of aditive enough. Somebody sent me are precious fans like, 0:23:20.840 --> 0:23:23.880 send me ship. They sent me a thing on Instagram. 0:23:24.280 --> 0:23:28.920 Ten years ago, she was voted hottest cheerleader with the Dolphins. 0:23:29.040 --> 0:23:36.480 She was voted the hottest cheerleader in the end. I remember, dude, 0:23:36.520 --> 0:23:40.439