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Speaker 1: Hopeless one dating app THENDAR. The question is whose love

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Speaker 1: life is more tragic?

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Speaker 2: It's Battle of the Dates.

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Speaker 3: It's the dating game show that kisses like a frenchiet

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Speaker 3: while drinking like an Aussie's Battle of the Tender Dates,

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Speaker 3: where two of our listeners go head to head to

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Speaker 3: find out.

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Speaker 2: Whose love life is the most tragic?

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Speaker 4: Did you just compare them both to dogs.

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Speaker 2: Countries like Australian shepherd and Yeah, I'm with you. I

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Speaker 2: met people. This is a game for people.

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Speaker 5: The dog version is you don't do that on this show.

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Speaker 2: It's Battle of the Tender Dates.

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Speaker 5: We're gonna go over the rules in just a second,

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Speaker 5: but first let's meet today's contestants.

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Speaker 2: In this corner, she's.

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Speaker 5: Not a licensed nurse, but she will gladly offer to

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Speaker 5: check a man to make sure he's healthy and ready

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Speaker 5: to roll prostate ca.

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Speaker 4: Hey, I'm worried that you're like a back alley unregistered nurse.

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Speaker 4: Now case, just.

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Speaker 2: Gonna check the oil roo. Yeah, everybody's having a good

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Speaker 2: time in that one. And in the other corner.

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Speaker 5: Her idea of a perfect first date involves sharing some

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Speaker 5: dark chocolate followed by a little blood transfusion meat die Allison.

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Speaker 4: Alison Ard, we're out a medical vendor today, Jeff, I

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Speaker 4: like it.

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Speaker 2: That's the contestants. Yes, it's not me play on them.

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Speaker 2: But here's how the game works.

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Speaker 5: One contestant will start by telling one of their worst

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Speaker 5: date stories.

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Speaker 2: Then we'll try and counter with the nightmare story of

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Speaker 2: their own.

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Speaker 5: We're going back and forth for three rounds until we

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Speaker 5: declare a winner.

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Speaker 2: Let's start it off with prostate Kate, go for it.

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Speaker 6: Okay. So we sat down for sushi, and when we

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Speaker 6: ordered the food, my date asked the waitress to blend

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Speaker 6: it all together into a smoothie sushiie.

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Speaker 2: He was joking.

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Speaker 7: I thought he was, but no, I was super grossed out,

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Speaker 7: but he said, trust me. The waitress takes these beautiful,

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Speaker 7: delicious plates of sushi. Wan a few minutes later, comes

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Speaker 7: back with the sushi smoothie, but she like put with

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Speaker 7: Sabbi on top of.

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Speaker 8: Oh tte not good adventurous girl on her first day that.

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Speaker 2: Okay, let's go over to Alison. Can you counter?

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Speaker 1: Okay? So I was on a hike with a guy

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Speaker 1: and he tripped and got cut up really bad, like bloody. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so I offered to take him to the doctor for stitches,

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Speaker 1: and that's.

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Speaker 9: When he told me that he doesn't believe in doctors.

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Speaker 9: But then he asked me if I would watch a

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Speaker 9: few YouTube videos with him so we could do it ourselves.

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Speaker 4: Wait, doctors aren't legit, but people who teach stitches on YouTube.

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Speaker 5: Exactly makes sense to men around too.

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Speaker 2: That means Kate tossing back to you.

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Speaker 6: Okay, I went.

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Speaker 7: On the state with this guy who brought his own

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Speaker 7: bowling ball to the bowling alley. Okay, yeah, and I mean, honestly,

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Speaker 7: that wasn't the bad part. The bad part is what

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Speaker 7: he tells me it's a gift and then shows me

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Speaker 7: that it is hand painted and it's the face of

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Speaker 7: his ex on it.

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Speaker 4: When you found it's hard to go back.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, it's not that weird. He's throwing his

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Speaker 2: ex towards a bunch of pins. If anything, he's tossing her.

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Speaker 7: Away, except he is kissing it after every time he

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Speaker 7: gets a.

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Speaker 4: Stepinning it around till he finds her lips.

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Speaker 2: Miss you, Allis and Allison, time to step it up.

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Speaker 1: So I'm back at this guy's house in his bedroom

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Speaker 1: and he's using a bathroom. I hear this really loud

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Speaker 1: weird noise coming from his bedside table. I had to

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Speaker 1: open the door because it's so loud, and I see

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Speaker 1: a walkie talkie in there, and I hear his moommate

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Speaker 1: you I just met, go hey, did you get any

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Speaker 1: action yet?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 2: Not yet, but he did eventually.

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Speaker 5: I'm that means we're on to the third and final round.

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Speaker 5: We need your best stories here, ladies, so Prostate Kate hit.

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Speaker 2: Us with it.

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Speaker 6: So a guy invites me to a picnic at a park.

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Speaker 6: I meet him there. We're sitting on the.

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Speaker 1: Blanket and the food is amazing.

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Speaker 4: You recovered from sushi boy? Yeah.

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Speaker 7: So then I asked him like did he make it?

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Speaker 6: Did he buy it? And then he gets this weird.

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Speaker 7: Look on his face and he tells me that he

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Speaker 7: stole it from another couple who had been there earlier.

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Speaker 2: He stole the picnic food.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, And I think he was trying to impress me.

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Speaker 1: With that story.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I mean and impressed me.

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Speaker 3: He must be really fast in order to escape to

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Speaker 3: steal There you.

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Speaker 5: Go, give a little credit di Allis and Allison last Chance.

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Speaker 1: So I went over this guy's house for a movie

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Speaker 1: night and there's this cute little blanket for it that

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Speaker 1: he said that he made for us to go in

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Speaker 1: because he thought it'd be fun. I'm like, okay, I

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Speaker 1: mean we're in there, we're making out, and this kid

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Speaker 1: comes in start yelling at us.

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Speaker 7: With me in his sport it cars out.

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Speaker 1: He's babysitting his friend's kid that night. And that wasn't

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Speaker 1: even his house.

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Speaker 7: Who way to get better?

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Speaker 2: It gets better better he.

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Speaker 7: Lived in his car.

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Speaker 4: Wow, So the blanket for it wasn't upgrade.

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Speaker 2: All right, there it is.

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Speaker 5: That's the final bell. That means the match is over

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Speaker 5: and we need to score this. So sending it over

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Speaker 5: to the judges, Alexis.

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Speaker 4: It's hard, but I'm gonna go Kate for the bowling

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Speaker 4: guy with his ex's face.

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Speaker 2: On the ball, one for Kate Brooke.

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Speaker 4: I'm going Allison because I know how hard it is

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Speaker 4: to find a good babysittery.

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Speaker 2: Locked up Jose gets the final vote. How is anybody

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Speaker 2: not going with the sushi blender? I scored for life Kate.

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Speaker 5: That means congratulations, prostagous.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you are a lonely Lady of the week. How

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Speaker 2: does it feel?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 7: I mean, you know, at least I'm getting something out

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Speaker 7: of these terrible days and.

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Speaker 4: A great nickname that I'm sure you're gonna take off

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Speaker 4: this oh forever.

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Speaker 5: You're gonna go down in history on this show. Okay,

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Speaker 5: congratulations and text into seventy five, nine to two if

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Speaker 5: you want up here on the next A Battle of

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Speaker 5: the tender dates.

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Speaker 2: Your phone taps

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Speaker 1: Coming out Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,