WEBVTT - Heavyweight Check In 8

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<v Speaker 1>Pushkin. Hello Khalila, Hey, let me get Stevie on the phone.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello Stevie, Hey, Hi. So this is going to be

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<v Speaker 1>the last of our check ins.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we're going to turn to working on a few

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<v Speaker 2>more classic type Heavyweight episodes to release later this fall.

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<v Speaker 2>So last check in.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's an abbreviated one, right right, it's kind of

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<v Speaker 1>like the last day of class before the teacher allows

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<v Speaker 1>everyone out of the classroom, just wishing them a good summer.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and you all watch the like one VHS tape

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<v Speaker 2>of Princess Bride on the school owns.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually, we do sort of have, like, I don't know, a.

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<v Speaker 2>Movie, a television program TV for your ears. Stevie and

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<v Speaker 2>I approached our engineer and composer, Bobby Lord.

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<v Speaker 4>Ah.

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<v Speaker 1>I know that name well from having mindlessly said it

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<v Speaker 1>during the credits.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah. So Bobby in the past has made us

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<v Speaker 2>these remixes, taking lines of audio from Heavyweight and making

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<v Speaker 2>them fun and danceable mm hm. And we thought maybe

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<v Speaker 2>he can do something like that with the check ins,

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<v Speaker 2>and very quickly he got out of hand.

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<v Speaker 3>So Bobby did not make a song. Instead, he took

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<v Speaker 3>things that we've said in these Heavyweight check ins we've

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<v Speaker 3>been doing, and he sort of stitched them together out

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<v Speaker 3>of context to create this whole new fictional storyline. So

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<v Speaker 3>what we have for you is an episode of I

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<v Speaker 3>guess like Heavyweight, the sitcom.

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<v Speaker 1>Well that sounds that sounds really nice.

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<v Speaker 3>You know it's it's silly and it's kind of ridiculous, but.

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<v Speaker 2>Just be honest, Steve, it's a deranged to be some audio.

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<v Speaker 3>It is absolutely nuts, but.

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<v Speaker 2>We find it very entertaining and hopefully other people will too.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, let's let's sit back and open up our ears.

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<v Speaker 1>To quote the great showbiz talent Kurt Cobaine with the

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<v Speaker 1>lights out, it's less dangerous here we are. Now, let

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<v Speaker 1>us entertain you.

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<v Speaker 2>Haggs, have a great summer.

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<v Speaker 4>Gimblet Media presents Johnny in the Gang, starring Jonathan Goldstein,

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<v Speaker 4>Khalila Holt, Stevie Lane and introducing Bobby Lore. Created without

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<v Speaker 4>the knowledge or approval of Jonathan.

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<v Speaker 5>Goldstein, Khalila What this weekend? My in laws? They came by? Okay,

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<v Speaker 5>living the dream?

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<v Speaker 6>Hello, Steve, this is she.

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<v Speaker 1>So I had a blind date tonight, So so how

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<v Speaker 1>did it go?

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<v Speaker 3>Have you guys seen Panic Room?

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<v Speaker 6>Hello?

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<v Speaker 7>Hello Jonathan, Bobby Lord I trust you. Remember my friend, the.

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<v Speaker 8>One and only.

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<v Speaker 2>How can I forget?

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<v Speaker 7>I just wanted to drop by to see if y'all

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<v Speaker 7>had heard about the rumor. What oh, the rumor that

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<v Speaker 7>Spotify was going to cancel Heavyweight unless you can somehow

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<v Speaker 7>come up with five hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 8>Wait, no need to respond. Well, I guess i'd better

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<v Speaker 8>get going.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh, actually, one more thing. I'm sure you all have

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<v Speaker 7>also heard about the big Spotify Talent Show four days

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<v Speaker 7>from now. I think the grand prize is five hundred dollars. Well, anyway, Joey, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 7>I think we'd better get going. I think you're right.

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<v Speaker 1>I hate those guys. Okay, this episode is brought to

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<v Speaker 1>you by pet Rocks, Mood Rings and cool open collared Dads.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what I'm gonna do.

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<v Speaker 1>This is like a bad dream.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, guys, I don't know why I'm getting so emotional.

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<v Speaker 1>It's okay, So what do you want to do?

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<v Speaker 9>What?

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<v Speaker 3>Four days from now?

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<v Speaker 7>We're gonna sing in the show?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Spotify Talent Shows.

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<v Speaker 7>The grand prizes five hundred dollars. We can do this.

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<v Speaker 1>I am just shameless.

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<v Speaker 5>I'll do anything.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me try. Stevie start spreading the news.

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<v Speaker 8>Is that good?

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<v Speaker 6>It was so beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>Khala do do do do do do do do do?

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<v Speaker 1>That was excellent, Stevie.

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<v Speaker 6>The way is the hardest part.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what was really great about it was your

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<v Speaker 1>sense of timing.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>Exactly four days later, Hello everyone, and welcome to the

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<v Speaker 6>Big Spotify Talent Show.

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<v Speaker 9>As you all know, tonight's winters take home the grand

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<v Speaker 9>prize of five hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>Get your show biz voice on Khalila.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm I could just go get a bunch of acher.

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<v Speaker 7>Hello, Jonathan, Bobby Lord, Stevie, Hey, Joey, is this your knife?

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<v Speaker 10>Jesus joke?

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<v Speaker 4>No, put the knight away.

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<v Speaker 7>We're not doing that. I'm surprised you had the guts

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<v Speaker 7>to show up.

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<v Speaker 5>We got important work to do.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh look, or derbs, what is this sir?

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<v Speaker 10>Welckoy?

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<v Speaker 1>I kinda fallala mm.

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<v Speaker 9>Thanks presenting our first performer tonight, Bobby Lord.

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<v Speaker 7>Well, looks like it's my time to shine. Oh. By

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<v Speaker 7>the way, I'll be using the prize money to find

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<v Speaker 7>my new podcast, Hefty Burden with Bobby Lord Show.

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<v Speaker 1>I hate those guys.

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<v Speaker 7>Hi, everyone, I'm Bobby. None of you probably recognizes my

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<v Speaker 7>face or my voice. Or even know that I exist

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<v Speaker 7>because I'm usually shut away in a dark mixing room

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<v Speaker 7>doing all the work. No one ever thinks about fixing

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<v Speaker 7>your popping peas and leveling DB's.

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<v Speaker 9>But I do exist.

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<v Speaker 7>This is my chance to shine.

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<v Speaker 10>Hm hmm no, come on, Bubby, Yes, beat that.

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<v Speaker 9>And now our second and final performers for the night,

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<v Speaker 9>Jonathan Goldstein, Khalila Halt, and Stevie Lane of Heavyweight.

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<v Speaker 1>Start spreading the news.

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<v Speaker 6>The way is the hardest time to do, do do

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<v Speaker 6>and wow.

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<v Speaker 9>Clearly the winner is Heavyweight.

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<v Speaker 7>Well congrats Heavyweight, you were the better performers.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah who I wanted to ask,

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<v Speaker 1>Bobby you join us?

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<v Speaker 7>Really?

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<v Speaker 6>Okay?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh, Also, a man just came by and said Heavyweight's

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<v Speaker 7>not canceled anymore.

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<v Speaker 5>That man turned out to be Daniel Eck.

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<v Speaker 7>So we can use that five hundred dollars for whatever

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<v Speaker 7>we want.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Randy for toilet paper.

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<v Speaker 8>Toilet paper is them.

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<v Speaker 4>Next time on Johnny and the Gang

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<v Speaker 1>Robo Papa if he doesn't get his fuel, he gets

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<v Speaker 1>pray damage