Speaker 1: Pushkin. Hello Khalila, Hey, let me get Stevie on the phone.
Speaker 1: Hello Stevie, Hey, Hi. So this is going to be
Speaker 1: the last of our check ins.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're going to turn to working on a few
Speaker 2: more classic type Heavyweight episodes to release later this fall.
Speaker 2: So last check in.
Speaker 1: And it's an abbreviated one, right right, it's kind of
Speaker 1: like the last day of class before the teacher allows
Speaker 1: everyone out of the classroom, just wishing them a good summer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you all watch the like one VHS tape
Speaker 2: of Princess Bride on the school owns.
Speaker 3: Actually, we do sort of have, like, I don't know, a.
Speaker 2: Movie, a television program TV for your ears. Stevie and
Speaker 2: I approached our engineer and composer, Bobby Lord.
Speaker 4: Ah.
Speaker 1: I know that name well from having mindlessly said it
Speaker 1: during the credits.
Speaker 2: So yeah. So Bobby in the past has made us
Speaker 2: these remixes, taking lines of audio from Heavyweight and making
Speaker 2: them fun and danceable mm hm. And we thought maybe
Speaker 2: he can do something like that with the check ins,
Speaker 2: and very quickly he got out of hand.
Speaker 3: So Bobby did not make a song. Instead, he took
Speaker 3: things that we've said in these Heavyweight check ins we've
Speaker 3: been doing, and he sort of stitched them together out
Speaker 3: of context to create this whole new fictional storyline. So
Speaker 3: what we have for you is an episode of I
Speaker 3: guess like Heavyweight, the sitcom.
Speaker 1: Well that sounds that sounds really nice.
Speaker 3: You know it's it's silly and it's kind of ridiculous, but.
Speaker 2: Just be honest, Steve, it's a deranged to be some audio.
Speaker 3: It is absolutely nuts, but.
Speaker 2: We find it very entertaining and hopefully other people will too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's let's sit back and open up our ears.
Speaker 1: To quote the great showbiz talent Kurt Cobaine with the
Speaker 1: lights out, it's less dangerous here we are. Now, let
Speaker 1: us entertain you.
Speaker 2: Haggs, have a great summer.
Speaker 4: Gimblet Media presents Johnny in the Gang, starring Jonathan Goldstein,
Speaker 4: Khalila Holt, Stevie Lane and introducing Bobby Lore. Created without
Speaker 4: the knowledge or approval of Jonathan.
Speaker 5: Goldstein, Khalila What this weekend? My in laws? They came by? Okay,
Speaker 5: living the dream?
Speaker 6: Hello, Steve, this is she.
Speaker 1: So I had a blind date tonight, So so how
Speaker 1: did it go?
Speaker 3: Have you guys seen Panic Room?
Speaker 6: Hello?
Speaker 7: Hello Jonathan, Bobby Lord I trust you. Remember my friend, the.
Speaker 8: One and only.
Speaker 2: How can I forget?
Speaker 7: I just wanted to drop by to see if y'all
Speaker 7: had heard about the rumor. What oh, the rumor that
Speaker 7: Spotify was going to cancel Heavyweight unless you can somehow
Speaker 7: come up with five hundred dollars.
Speaker 8: Wait, no need to respond. Well, I guess i'd better
Speaker 8: get going.
Speaker 7: Oh, actually, one more thing. I'm sure you all have
Speaker 7: also heard about the big Spotify Talent Show four days
Speaker 7: from now. I think the grand prize is five hundred dollars. Well, anyway, Joey, Yeah,
Speaker 7: I think we'd better get going. I think you're right.
Speaker 1: I hate those guys. Okay, this episode is brought to
Speaker 1: you by pet Rocks, Mood Rings and cool open collared Dads.
Speaker 3: I don't know what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 1: This is like a bad dream.
Speaker 2: Sorry, guys, I don't know why I'm getting so emotional.
Speaker 1: It's okay, So what do you want to do?
Speaker 9: What?
Speaker 3: Four days from now?
Speaker 7: We're gonna sing in the show?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Spotify Talent Shows.
Speaker 7: The grand prizes five hundred dollars. We can do this.
Speaker 1: I am just shameless.
Speaker 5: I'll do anything.
Speaker 1: Let me try. Stevie start spreading the news.
Speaker 8: Is that good?
Speaker 6: It was so beautiful.
Speaker 1: Khala do do do do do do do do do?
Speaker 1: That was excellent, Stevie.
Speaker 6: The way is the hardest part.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 1: You know what was really great about it was your
Speaker 1: sense of timing.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Exactly four days later, Hello everyone, and welcome to the
Speaker 6: Big Spotify Talent Show.
Speaker 9: As you all know, tonight's winters take home the grand
Speaker 9: prize of five hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: Get your show biz voice on Khalila.
Speaker 2: I'm I could just go get a bunch of acher.
Speaker 7: Hello, Jonathan, Bobby Lord, Stevie, Hey, Joey, is this your knife?
Speaker 10: Jesus joke?
Speaker 4: No, put the knight away.
Speaker 7: We're not doing that. I'm surprised you had the guts
Speaker 7: to show up.
Speaker 5: We got important work to do.
Speaker 8: Oh look, or derbs, what is this sir?
Speaker 10: Welckoy?
Speaker 1: I kinda fallala mm.
Speaker 9: Thanks presenting our first performer tonight, Bobby Lord.
Speaker 7: Well, looks like it's my time to shine. Oh. By
Speaker 7: the way, I'll be using the prize money to find
Speaker 7: my new podcast, Hefty Burden with Bobby Lord Show.
Speaker 1: I hate those guys.
Speaker 7: Hi, everyone, I'm Bobby. None of you probably recognizes my
Speaker 7: face or my voice. Or even know that I exist
Speaker 7: because I'm usually shut away in a dark mixing room
Speaker 7: doing all the work. No one ever thinks about fixing
Speaker 7: your popping peas and leveling DB's.
Speaker 9: But I do exist.
Speaker 7: This is my chance to shine.
Speaker 10: Hm hmm no, come on, Bubby, Yes, beat that.
Speaker 9: And now our second and final performers for the night,
Speaker 9: Jonathan Goldstein, Khalila Halt, and Stevie Lane of Heavyweight.
Speaker 1: Start spreading the news.
Speaker 6: The way is the hardest time to do, do do
Speaker 6: and wow.
Speaker 9: Clearly the winner is Heavyweight.
Speaker 7: Well congrats Heavyweight, you were the better performers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah who I wanted to ask,
Speaker 1: Bobby you join us?
Speaker 7: Really?
Speaker 6: Okay?
Speaker 7: Oh, Also, a man just came by and said Heavyweight's
Speaker 7: not canceled anymore.
Speaker 5: That man turned out to be Daniel Eck.
Speaker 7: So we can use that five hundred dollars for whatever
Speaker 7: we want.
Speaker 1: I'm Randy for toilet paper.
Speaker 8: Toilet paper is them.
Speaker 4: Next time on Johnny and the Gang
Speaker 1: Robo Papa if he doesn't get his fuel, he gets
Speaker 1: pray damage