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Speaker 1: Pushkin. Hello Khalila, Hey, let me get Stevie on the phone.

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Speaker 1: Hello Stevie, Hey, Hi. So this is going to be

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Speaker 1: the last of our check ins.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're going to turn to working on a few

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Speaker 2: more classic type Heavyweight episodes to release later this fall.

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Speaker 2: So last check in.

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Speaker 1: And it's an abbreviated one, right right, it's kind of

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Speaker 1: like the last day of class before the teacher allows

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Speaker 1: everyone out of the classroom, just wishing them a good summer.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and you all watch the like one VHS tape

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Speaker 2: of Princess Bride on the school owns.

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Speaker 3: Actually, we do sort of have, like, I don't know, a.

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Speaker 2: Movie, a television program TV for your ears. Stevie and

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Speaker 2: I approached our engineer and composer, Bobby Lord.

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Speaker 4: Ah.

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Speaker 1: I know that name well from having mindlessly said it

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Speaker 1: during the credits.

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Speaker 2: So yeah. So Bobby in the past has made us

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Speaker 2: these remixes, taking lines of audio from Heavyweight and making

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Speaker 2: them fun and danceable mm hm. And we thought maybe

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Speaker 2: he can do something like that with the check ins,

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Speaker 2: and very quickly he got out of hand.

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Speaker 3: So Bobby did not make a song. Instead, he took

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Speaker 3: things that we've said in these Heavyweight check ins we've

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Speaker 3: been doing, and he sort of stitched them together out

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Speaker 3: of context to create this whole new fictional storyline. So

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Speaker 3: what we have for you is an episode of I

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Speaker 3: guess like Heavyweight, the sitcom.

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Speaker 1: Well that sounds that sounds really nice.

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Speaker 3: You know it's it's silly and it's kind of ridiculous, but.

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Speaker 2: Just be honest, Steve, it's a deranged to be some audio.

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Speaker 3: It is absolutely nuts, but.

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Speaker 2: We find it very entertaining and hopefully other people will too.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, let's let's sit back and open up our ears.

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Speaker 1: To quote the great showbiz talent Kurt Cobaine with the

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Speaker 1: lights out, it's less dangerous here we are. Now, let

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Speaker 1: us entertain you.

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Speaker 2: Haggs, have a great summer.

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Speaker 4: Gimblet Media presents Johnny in the Gang, starring Jonathan Goldstein,

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Speaker 4: Khalila Holt, Stevie Lane and introducing Bobby Lore. Created without

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Speaker 4: the knowledge or approval of Jonathan.

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Speaker 5: Goldstein, Khalila What this weekend? My in laws? They came by? Okay,

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Speaker 5: living the dream?

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Speaker 6: Hello, Steve, this is she.

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Speaker 1: So I had a blind date tonight, So so how

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Speaker 1: did it go?

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Speaker 3: Have you guys seen Panic Room?

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Speaker 6: Hello?

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Speaker 7: Hello Jonathan, Bobby Lord I trust you. Remember my friend, the.

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Speaker 8: One and only.

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Speaker 2: How can I forget?

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Speaker 7: I just wanted to drop by to see if y'all

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Speaker 7: had heard about the rumor. What oh, the rumor that

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Speaker 7: Spotify was going to cancel Heavyweight unless you can somehow

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Speaker 7: come up with five hundred dollars.

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Speaker 8: Wait, no need to respond. Well, I guess i'd better

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Speaker 8: get going.

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Speaker 7: Oh, actually, one more thing. I'm sure you all have

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Speaker 7: also heard about the big Spotify Talent Show four days

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Speaker 7: from now. I think the grand prize is five hundred dollars. Well, anyway, Joey, Yeah,

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Speaker 7: I think we'd better get going. I think you're right.

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Speaker 1: I hate those guys. Okay, this episode is brought to

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Speaker 1: you by pet Rocks, Mood Rings and cool open collared Dads.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what I'm gonna do.

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Speaker 1: This is like a bad dream.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, guys, I don't know why I'm getting so emotional.

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Speaker 1: It's okay, So what do you want to do?

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Speaker 9: What?

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Speaker 3: Four days from now?

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Speaker 7: We're gonna sing in the show?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Spotify Talent Shows.

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Speaker 7: The grand prizes five hundred dollars. We can do this.

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Speaker 1: I am just shameless.

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Speaker 5: I'll do anything.

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Speaker 1: Let me try. Stevie start spreading the news.

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Speaker 8: Is that good?

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Speaker 6: It was so beautiful.

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Speaker 1: Khala do do do do do do do do do?

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Speaker 1: That was excellent, Stevie.

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Speaker 6: The way is the hardest part.

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Speaker 4: Wow.

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Speaker 1: You know what was really great about it was your

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Speaker 1: sense of timing.

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Speaker 10: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Exactly four days later, Hello everyone, and welcome to the

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Speaker 6: Big Spotify Talent Show.

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Speaker 9: As you all know, tonight's winters take home the grand

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Speaker 9: prize of five hundred dollars.

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Speaker 1: Get your show biz voice on Khalila.

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Speaker 2: I'm I could just go get a bunch of acher.

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Speaker 7: Hello, Jonathan, Bobby Lord, Stevie, Hey, Joey, is this your knife?

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Speaker 10: Jesus joke?

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Speaker 4: No, put the knight away.

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Speaker 7: We're not doing that. I'm surprised you had the guts

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Speaker 7: to show up.

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Speaker 5: We got important work to do.

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Speaker 8: Oh look, or derbs, what is this sir?

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Speaker 10: Welckoy?

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Speaker 1: I kinda fallala mm.

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Speaker 9: Thanks presenting our first performer tonight, Bobby Lord.

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Speaker 7: Well, looks like it's my time to shine. Oh. By

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Speaker 7: the way, I'll be using the prize money to find

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Speaker 7: my new podcast, Hefty Burden with Bobby Lord Show.

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Speaker 1: I hate those guys.

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Speaker 7: Hi, everyone, I'm Bobby. None of you probably recognizes my

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Speaker 7: face or my voice. Or even know that I exist

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Speaker 7: because I'm usually shut away in a dark mixing room

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Speaker 7: doing all the work. No one ever thinks about fixing

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Speaker 7: your popping peas and leveling DB's.

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Speaker 9: But I do exist.

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Speaker 7: This is my chance to shine.

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Speaker 10: Hm hmm no, come on, Bubby, Yes, beat that.

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Speaker 9: And now our second and final performers for the night,

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Speaker 9: Jonathan Goldstein, Khalila Halt, and Stevie Lane of Heavyweight.

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Speaker 1: Start spreading the news.

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Speaker 6: The way is the hardest time to do, do do

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Speaker 6: and wow.

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Speaker 9: Clearly the winner is Heavyweight.

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Speaker 7: Well congrats Heavyweight, you were the better performers.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah who I wanted to ask,

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Speaker 1: Bobby you join us?

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Speaker 7: Really?

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Speaker 6: Okay?

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Speaker 7: Oh, Also, a man just came by and said Heavyweight's

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Speaker 7: not canceled anymore.

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Speaker 5: That man turned out to be Daniel Eck.

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Speaker 7: So we can use that five hundred dollars for whatever

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Speaker 7: we want.

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Speaker 1: I'm Randy for toilet paper.

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Speaker 8: Toilet paper is them.

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Speaker 4: Next time on Johnny and the Gang

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Speaker 1: Robo Papa if he doesn't get his fuel, he gets

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Speaker 1: pray damage