Speaker 1: All right, not to set the bar too high, but
Speaker 1: today the woman on our second Date Update got the
Speaker 1: most extravagant gift I think we've ever heard of on
Speaker 1: this show.
Speaker 2: Definitely creative. Well yeah, yep, that too. We're gonna hear
Speaker 2: it in just a second.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it is in the morning, okay, give.
Speaker 2: Us a yeah, and it is our faces. So your
Speaker 2: brand new second date starts right now?
Speaker 5: Can date update?
Speaker 6: I feel like we always debate this every couple months
Speaker 6: or so. Our flowers okay, to bring on a first date.
Speaker 6: Is it too cute or just looking at Alexis's face
Speaker 6: right now, is it a major?
Speaker 2: I just think it shows age.
Speaker 3: I think the older you are, it's okay.
Speaker 5: We're young.
Speaker 2: Wow, I don't know. I high schoolers are like older.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, high schools are above thirty.
Speaker 2: I think it's okay. Huh does that No?
Speaker 1: I think it depends on the type of flower, is
Speaker 1: what I was thinking. You don't want to get twelve roses?
Speaker 5: That's whoa?
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's two romantic yeah years, sticky smell.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you pro flowers on a first date, I am,
Speaker 5: but I think one. I think it's safe to bring
Speaker 5: one single.
Speaker 2: Flower that you pick from somebody's yard on the way over.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's fresh, as long as it's semi alive.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 7: And uh.
Speaker 6: I only ask because one of our listeners, Sarah's, she
Speaker 6: got a gift on her first date better than flowers. Oh,
Speaker 6: better than flowers, according to her, and she can't let
Speaker 6: it go. Sarah, welcome to the show, and tell us
Speaker 6: what's the name of the guy you met and when
Speaker 6: was your first date?
Speaker 8: So his name is Paul and our date happened about
Speaker 8: a month ago.
Speaker 2: Whoa, that's a long time.
Speaker 1: Why did you wait so long to reach out to
Speaker 1: us if you're having issues getting a hold of them?
Speaker 8: Well, I don't know. I was just hopeful he would
Speaker 8: reach back out to me, and he just hasn't.
Speaker 6: Patient they're saying he hasn't He hasn't been in contact
Speaker 6: that entire stretch for the whole month.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 8: After I thanked him for the date, he responded with
Speaker 8: a couple of texts like, this is my pleasure for
Speaker 8: the prettiest girl in the world.
Speaker 5: Oh my god. Just has an issue with that statement.
Speaker 2: She's this isn't about me. Yeah, my segment.
Speaker 1: Are you trying to argue that you're the prettiest girl
Speaker 1: in the world?
Speaker 3: Is that what You're trying to have some competition here
Speaker 3: my segment?
Speaker 6: Okay, I mean if every guy tells her it's got
Speaker 6: to be less, it's got to be true. Well that's
Speaker 6: that is a nice thing for him to write back
Speaker 6: to you after your date.
Speaker 5: So what's happened? What's happened in between?
Speaker 8: So Paul actually give me the sweetest gift, very thoughtful,
Speaker 8: I mean, something no guy's ever done before.
Speaker 5: What was it?
Speaker 8: He picked me up to the date and instead of
Speaker 8: taking me to a bar or someplace to get drinks.
Speaker 8: We drove out to this area of the city where
Speaker 8: you can really see the night sky scares.
Speaker 2: Okay, don't leave the city limits on a first.
Speaker 5: Date, remember, Alexis.
Speaker 1: Remember it's not about you, I know, but that's actually
Speaker 1: a good safety tip.
Speaker 2: You're not gonna lie.
Speaker 5: Alexis proving her point. An old couple used to drive
Speaker 5: up on a mountain and go to make out.
Speaker 7: Point.
Speaker 5: Yes, sure on first date. Nowadays it's not.
Speaker 2: The same because their parents knew each other in the
Speaker 2: You know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Now it's some rando on the internet, Sarah.
Speaker 5: Clearly, this is a unique city situation.
Speaker 6: We don't usually hear about stuff like this on this segment,
Speaker 6: So keep going.
Speaker 5: He was driving you out to a dark area of
Speaker 5: the city and what happened.
Speaker 8: Yeah, So he brought out a telescope, put it on
Speaker 8: the hood of his car and pointed it at the sky.
Speaker 8: And then I looked through the scope and he said,
Speaker 8: I bought that star for you.
Speaker 5: Oh brought you a star.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean I looked at it. At the certificate
Speaker 8: Bliss my name on it. It says the coordinance of
Speaker 8: it and it's officially registered with a National Space registry.
Speaker 5: And what did he name it? The most beautiful star
Speaker 5: in the universe?
Speaker 8: He named it Sarah Star.
Speaker 9: Star.
Speaker 5: Yeah, much better than a bouquet of flowers.
Speaker 1: I'll say that's pretty wild because that's the first what
Speaker 1: half hour of your date?
Speaker 5: Yeah? How did you react when he showed you the certificate?
Speaker 8: I and I thought it was so sweet. I almost cried.
Speaker 2: Wow, and he was reading it right, you know, So
Speaker 2: what happened?
Speaker 8: And then he took out some tequila and we cheered.
Speaker 8: Then we kind of fold around a little bit.
Speaker 5: Oh what else do you do in the dark area?
Speaker 7: Time star?
Speaker 2: That's a super nova.
Speaker 5: This sounds like it's going really really good.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean it was the most magical thing. No
Speaker 8: guy's ever done that for me before, not even boyfriends,
Speaker 8: and it was so special.
Speaker 2: I love that all this happened.
Speaker 1: But were you able to I know that you felt
Speaker 1: flattered and cared for, but like, were able to connect
Speaker 1: with him?
Speaker 2: Like, did you guys talk at all?
Speaker 6: Or did you go somewhere else afterwards after the star viewing?
Speaker 2: After the Mico?
Speaker 8: No, after we were done, he took me home. What
Speaker 8: I mean, my heart was fluttering.
Speaker 2: Did you want the night to continue like go to.
Speaker 8: Dinner of course, of course, but I didn't want to
Speaker 8: given kind of impression that I was just there for
Speaker 8: one thing, and he said he couldn't wait to see
Speaker 8: me again, and that's at almost thirty eights. I'm hoping
Speaker 8: it could help me a good day.
Speaker 2: Okay, that is really weird.
Speaker 6: Day, Yes, especially for a guy who's like pouring it
Speaker 6: on so thickly anything. Yeah, is there anything that's going
Speaker 6: through your mind about maybe something that went wrong?
Speaker 8: I really can't even think of anything. I thought it
Speaker 8: would be perfect, Okay.
Speaker 2: I can't.
Speaker 1: I just can't imagine a guy having this be his
Speaker 1: stick just so he can make out with some girls
Speaker 1: in a car, you know what I mean?
Speaker 9: Yeah, you could do.
Speaker 5: It, though, because what is it twenty dollars a star
Speaker 5: or something like.
Speaker 3: That that then he's for sure might.
Speaker 4: Be doing it.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's not like he stayed the night, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Like everything you're saying it feels like a very sincere interaction.
Speaker 6: Yes, that's why we are really eager to jump on
Speaker 6: the phone and help you hopefully track this guy down
Speaker 6: and get you some answers about why he's not meeting
Speaker 6: up after thirty whole days.
Speaker 2: This is so romantic. It's like written in the stars.
Speaker 7: Jeff.
Speaker 5: Oh no, that's a little cheesy, but I'll take it.
Speaker 6: That's We're gonna do it with your second date update
Speaker 6: right after this hold.
Speaker 5: On second date update, Brook, Look up in the sky.
Speaker 5: Do you see it? It's a bird. No, it's a plane.
Speaker 2: What is it, Jeff?
Speaker 5: No, it's a star I bought for you. No star,
Speaker 5: those where the words are listener.
Speaker 6: Sarah heard on her date when Paul surprised her with
Speaker 6: a star that he'd purchased in her name.
Speaker 5: It's Sarah's star, Sarah's star forever.
Speaker 6: But ever since that magical date with moonbeams and makeouts
Speaker 6: and tequila, she has not seen Paul again. And we
Speaker 6: are here to try and help her find out.
Speaker 2: Oh why?
Speaker 1: And she's given him plenty of time to come out
Speaker 1: A full month.
Speaker 2: A full month has gone by.
Speaker 5: I ask you, have you been hitting him up at all?
Speaker 5: Or you're just let marinate?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 8: I mean we had a couple of back and forths,
Speaker 8: but I just can't get him out of my head, the.
Speaker 2: Bearer of bad news. But stars do die.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you Wow, we don't know. Because
Speaker 1: there's so many light years away. We could be looking
Speaker 1: at stars that are already dead. Right.
Speaker 5: It takes so long for the light to reach.
Speaker 2: I had to take astronomy twice because I didn't do
Speaker 2: very good in the.
Speaker 5: First Put it on. Put on your tombstone.
Speaker 6: We don't need to hear it. Okay, let somebody else
Speaker 6: read about it, Sarah. We're optimist. Some of us are
Speaker 6: optimistic about this call. But let's see if Paul answers
Speaker 6: the phone. I'm going to dial his number right now.
Speaker 6: You're ready to do this?
Speaker 8: Thank you guys so much. Jeff, I'm ready.
Speaker 5: Okay, Okay, here we go. Let's make magic happen.
Speaker 7: Hello.
Speaker 5: Hey, is Paul there speaking?
Speaker 6: Hey man, my name is Jeff from a radio show
Speaker 6: called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2: Hey Paul, good morning.
Speaker 7: Are you serious?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: You know the show?
Speaker 5: Well, we appreciate you listening.
Speaker 2: Awkward.
Speaker 6: Yeah, No, we don't normally get this, so this is
Speaker 6: actually better. That means if you listen, you probably have
Speaker 6: heard these before. We do these segments called second date Update. Yeah,
Speaker 6: because someone reached out about you, somebody that you haven't
Speaker 6: seen for almost an entire month.
Speaker 2: But man, did you guys have a romantic night?
Speaker 7: Yeah, her name is Sarah Shay that name again, broke up?
Speaker 5: Maybe Sarah?
Speaker 7: Oh, okay, Sarah, Yeah I think so?
Speaker 2: You think so? No Sarah like Sarah's Starr.
Speaker 5: Maybe because it was a month ago. Yeah, do you
Speaker 5: know what we're talking about?
Speaker 4: No, but I know the show. What do you mean
Speaker 4: I know the show though?
Speaker 7: Wait a minute, wait wait wait, I do agree.
Speaker 5: It is more important that you know our show. So
Speaker 5: I'm with you there, but that you.
Speaker 2: Maybe he's joking.
Speaker 7: No, I always knew that this would come back to
Speaker 7: bite me. But this is and.
Speaker 5: What you're talking about.
Speaker 7: All right.
Speaker 4: Look before I say any more, you guys got to
Speaker 4: tell me what you know about this okay experience?
Speaker 2: All right, Yeah, we'll play the game.
Speaker 6: So Sarah told us that she went out on the
Speaker 6: date of a lifetime with you.
Speaker 7: Yeah she did, Okay.
Speaker 6: She told us that your date together was unlike any
Speaker 6: other guys she's ever been with. You did something so
Speaker 6: special for her and took her to a place in
Speaker 6: the city where you could see the night sky.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, exactly. I crushed it.
Speaker 2: Okay, is like the routine. It's feeling like the routine.
Speaker 7: It's I have this dialed in. I know exactly what
Speaker 7: to do.
Speaker 9: If you tell a girl, hey, I got a surprise
Speaker 9: for you, and then you print out a certificate, you
Speaker 9: show him where it is, you get the tequila, and
Speaker 9: the next thing you know, you're making out.
Speaker 6: Okay, friends, there's a real website to really buy it.
Speaker 2: You just photoshop that certificate. That's what it sounds like.
Speaker 5: Seriously, you didn't purchase the star.
Speaker 4: Yeah, tell anybody, of course, I'm not going to spend
Speaker 4: twenty bucks for a star. I can get fifty certificates
Speaker 4: for fifteen bucks.
Speaker 3: I mean, Brook said they die anyway, So it's kind
Speaker 3: of smart.
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, I just don't get why, like you go
Speaker 1: on first dates with all these different women for what what's.
Speaker 4: The You sound exactly like a woman thinks.
Speaker 7: I'm a dude.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's weird, bro.
Speaker 4: I'm my goal is to make out with as many
Speaker 4: women as possible and get as far as I can
Speaker 4: with as little money and effort as I can pull off.
Speaker 5: Brook, you got to start thinking like a man, you
Speaker 5: know what.
Speaker 1: I had that same goal at a lot of different
Speaker 1: bars in college, so I actually understand it.
Speaker 5: So for a moment I thought, maybe you were out.
Speaker 6: You're teaching women how they should be treated, right, maybe
Speaker 6: you're setting an example for other men.
Speaker 7: Yeah, look, any dude can try this.
Speaker 5: It's not that hard.
Speaker 2: I tell you.
Speaker 5: It just sounds like a lot of efforts.
Speaker 2: Well I not even out. Yeah, but any remorse of
Speaker 2: like leading them on?
Speaker 4: How am I leading them on?
Speaker 7: I said, let's go on a great date.
Speaker 4: I got a surprise. I delivered the surprise. I got
Speaker 4: the tequila. We made out.
Speaker 5: Okay, Paul, you know you're running, you're saying, and you're
Speaker 5: happy with it. That's fine.
Speaker 6: You've said enough, though, because I mean, you obviously know
Speaker 6: Sarah has been on the phone this whole time, and
Speaker 6: she heard everything that you just said.
Speaker 7: What she's listening. I don't listen to you guys all
Speaker 7: the time.
Speaker 2: You didn't know.
Speaker 5: Okay, Sarah, are you there?
Speaker 2: Are you okay?
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm here, Paul. How could you do that to me, Sarah?
Speaker 7: I'm so sorry. I had no idea that you were listening.
Speaker 6: Okay, you were just laughing at ye, Sarah.
Speaker 7: I feel so terrible about this, and I'm sorry.
Speaker 8: Why should I trust you?
Speaker 7: But you got to realize it's the effort that went
Speaker 7: into it. You know that star that you have has
Speaker 7: a blue tint, and there's not a lot of those
Speaker 7: in the universe, and I picked that one specifically because
Speaker 7: it matches your beautiful eyes.
Speaker 6: Wow, that is so sweet and thoughtful, the sweetest thing
Speaker 6: anyone's ever done.
Speaker 7: That.
Speaker 2: Don't fall for it again.
Speaker 8: Can you guys please shut up? I want to hear
Speaker 8: what he has to say a woman.
Speaker 7: Yeah, seriously, you guys got to pipe down, Okay.
Speaker 2: All right, all right, what else do you got to say?
Speaker 9: There?
Speaker 5: You two talk to.
Speaker 7: Each other, Sarah, and to be honest, Look, and I
Speaker 7: know thirty days is a long time, and I have
Speaker 7: a good excuse. I do have another surprise for you.
Speaker 5: Oh no, really, Wow, he's been planning.
Speaker 8: I don't know if I should believe you.
Speaker 2: No, you shouldn't.
Speaker 5: Well, let's hear him out.
Speaker 2: Though you didn't even remember her name.
Speaker 7: He's got as god as my witness. I bought you
Speaker 7: a moony.
Speaker 2: With the same stick. Yeah.
Speaker 7: Can you guys please shut the stuff.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to work the.
Speaker 5: Wow, stop trying to block romance. Oh yeah, sorry about that, Paul.
Speaker 7: So Sarah, listen to me, not to them. The reason
Speaker 7: it took thirty days to get this moon a it's
Speaker 7: more expensive, but just dealing with the ins and outs
Speaker 7: of the International Space Registry. Oh, I mean it was
Speaker 7: with the tariffs and so many delays. It's been a
Speaker 7: complete nightmare. But I finally was able to pull it off.
Speaker 7: And now you are one of the owners of one
Speaker 7: of Saturn's moons.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 3: Wow, oh my god, I feel like his printer just
Speaker 3: broke for a month.
Speaker 5: Well, moons are more rare than stars. Yo.
Speaker 2: I don't believe this, do you.
Speaker 8: I'm on the fence.
Speaker 5: No, wow, Sarah, Okay, did.
Speaker 2: You just forget the ten minutes of your life?
Speaker 8: Well, I mean I believe him that. He said that
Speaker 8: he's done this many times before with other women, but
Speaker 8: I didn't hear that he's given anybody a moon ever.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, Sarah, I did that. If you will go
Speaker 7: with me, I would love to show you that moon
Speaker 7: on Saturday and I'll bring the tequila.
Speaker 2: So you just need to do another car makeout session
Speaker 2: on Saturday.
Speaker 5: He did say that was his goal.
Speaker 1: So, Sarah, if you only want to make out session,
Speaker 1: I think this is great.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 8: I would like a moon also.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he he doesn't buy them.
Speaker 5: Yeah, she forgets a lot. Maybe in a year you'll
Speaker 5: get a whole galaxy all in their name.
Speaker 2: Man, it's no longer the milky way we live in.
Speaker 2: It's actually just Sarah's galaxy way.
Speaker 6: Okay, Brook's just jealous because her husband bought her a
Speaker 6: dish rack, so.
Speaker 5: Let's not take that into consideration.
Speaker 7: I should have had this conversation with just Sarah and I.
Speaker 1: That is a good point, much easier to manipulate her
Speaker 1: that way.
Speaker 6: We'll let you have all the conversations that you two
Speaker 6: want to have if you'll agree to go out with
Speaker 6: Sarah one more time, because we would pay for.
Speaker 5: That, Paul.
Speaker 2: It doesn't cost much, Jeff.
Speaker 6: You're right, Brooke, but it comes with a certificate for
Speaker 6: the restaurant that we're sending them to, yes, and a
Speaker 6: dollar sign with the amount of money that's on the card.
Speaker 6: So pretty official, Paul, if you'll say yes, I'm on board.
Speaker 2: Oh, you may be the first woman in his life.
Speaker 2: They got a dinner.
Speaker 6: Sarah, you've been pretty quiet for a while. What do
Speaker 6: you think about going out with Paul again?
Speaker 8: I would love to.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, Yes, you made the best choice. Paige.
Speaker 7: You're gonna have such a great time.
Speaker 2: Oh that's because he forgot her name again, freaking.
Speaker 9: Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6: Why do I feel like I'm the only one in
Speaker 6: the room that's excited we got Yes, there's too much
Speaker 6: cynical commentary in here, Like I.
Speaker 1: Don't like that.
Speaker 5: It's disingenuous.
Speaker 1: He lied to her and made up his own certificate.
Speaker 5: Okay, but he didn't say all the details. She heard
Speaker 5: all the details, and she forgave.
Speaker 2: All that exactly jose Than ignored all the details. That's
Speaker 2: different than forgiveness.
Speaker 6: Listen, if a young man wants to buy a fake
Speaker 6: constellation for a woman and they see that is romantic,
Speaker 6: who are we to tell them it's not sure minded?
Speaker 2: Okay? He printed.
Speaker 5: Even her.
Speaker 6: Seriously, we should change the name of this segment to
Speaker 6: the Love Finders, because that's just what we do. We're
Speaker 6: star finders, so you can listen to all the love
Speaker 6: that we've helped unearthed. Wherever you get your podcasts, don't
Speaker 6: search love Finders or scam finders. Type in at Brook
Speaker 6: and Jeff there we are