WEBVTT - Second Date Update: He Bought Me A Star 0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:02.400 All right, not to set the bar too high, but 0:00:03.360 --> 0:00:05.760 today the woman on our second Date Update got the 0:00:05.800 --> 0:00:08.440 most extravagant gift I think we've ever heard of on 0:00:08.480 --> 0:00:08.880 this show. 0:00:09.440 --> 0:00:13.440 Definitely creative. Well yeah, yep, that too. We're gonna hear 0:00:13.480 --> 0:00:14.440 it in just a second. 0:00:14.640 --> 0:00:16.520 But you know, we love to start our brand new 0:00:16.560 --> 0:00:19.079 episodes with, of course your comments, because you're the star 0:00:19.120 --> 0:00:19.720 of our show. 0:00:20.160 --> 0:00:23.200 Yes, oh, okay, this one was funny. 0:00:23.560 --> 0:00:27.479 Someone said, is this radio station too good for cameras 0:00:27.480 --> 0:00:30.639 in their studios? Okay, but then the funny one is 0:00:30.640 --> 0:00:32.720 French Blue Head said, I'd rather not see what they 0:00:32.720 --> 0:00:34.040 look like that early in the morning. 0:00:35.800 --> 0:00:36.640 It's really funny. 0:00:37.159 --> 0:00:37.720 Fair enough. 0:00:37.800 --> 0:00:39.840 Yeah, we do have some videos. 0:00:40.240 --> 0:00:43.320 Not everything is videotaped, yeah, because we can't afford a 0:00:43.760 --> 0:00:44.680 video team. 0:00:44.760 --> 0:00:46.320 But we do have some videos and you can. 0:00:46.240 --> 0:00:48.199 See them up on our YouTube page and on our 0:00:48.200 --> 0:00:51.400 socials at Brook and Jeffrey and be disappointed in how 0:00:51.400 --> 0:00:51.800 we look. 0:00:51.960 --> 0:00:54.000 Yeah, it is in the morning, okay, give. 0:00:53.920 --> 0:00:56.960 Us a yeah, and it is our faces. So your 0:00:56.960 --> 0:00:58.480 brand new second date starts right now? 0:01:00.120 --> 0:01:01.000 Can date update? 0:01:02.560 --> 0:01:05.520 I feel like we always debate this every couple months 0:01:05.680 --> 0:01:09.759 or so. Our flowers okay, to bring on a first date. 0:01:10.360 --> 0:01:14.080 Is it too cute or just looking at Alexis's face 0:01:14.160 --> 0:01:15.279 right now, is it a major? 0:01:15.440 --> 0:01:16.800 I just think it shows age. 0:01:16.800 --> 0:01:18.360 I think the older you are, it's okay. 0:01:19.959 --> 0:01:20.440 We're young. 0:01:20.640 --> 0:01:24.600 Wow, I don't know. I high schoolers are like older. 0:01:24.840 --> 0:01:28.520 Oh yeah, yeah, high schools are above thirty. 0:01:28.560 --> 0:01:31.520 I think it's okay. Huh does that No? 0:01:31.600 --> 0:01:33.520 I think it depends on the type of flower, is 0:01:33.520 --> 0:01:37.000 what I was thinking. You don't want to get twelve roses? 0:01:37.560 --> 0:01:38.240 That's whoa? 0:01:38.280 --> 0:01:43.160 Yeah, that's two romantic yeah years, sticky smell. 0:01:43.520 --> 0:01:47.200 Yeah, you pro flowers on a first date, I am, 0:01:47.240 --> 0:01:49.600 but I think one. I think it's safe to bring 0:01:49.720 --> 0:01:50.680 one single. 0:01:50.400 --> 0:01:52.560 Flower that you pick from somebody's yard on the way over. 0:01:52.760 --> 0:01:52.920 Yeah. 0:01:54.200 --> 0:01:56.800 Yeah, it's fresh, as long as it's semi alive. 0:01:56.880 --> 0:01:57.520 Yeah. 0:01:57.560 --> 0:01:57.960 And uh. 0:01:58.160 --> 0:02:00.320 I only ask because one of our listeners, Sarah's, she 0:02:00.400 --> 0:02:04.120 got a gift on her first date better than flowers. Oh, 0:02:05.240 --> 0:02:07.920 better than flowers, according to her, and she can't let 0:02:07.920 --> 0:02:11.200 it go. Sarah, welcome to the show, and tell us 0:02:11.320 --> 0:02:12.880 what's the name of the guy you met and when 0:02:12.960 --> 0:02:13.679 was your first date? 0:02:14.560 --> 0:02:18.440 So his name is Paul and our date happened about 0:02:18.480 --> 0:02:19.120 a month ago. 0:02:19.320 --> 0:02:20.560 Whoa, that's a long time. 0:02:21.600 --> 0:02:23.640 Why did you wait so long to reach out to 0:02:23.720 --> 0:02:25.440 us if you're having issues getting a hold of them? 0:02:25.919 --> 0:02:28.400 Well, I don't know. I was just hopeful he would 0:02:28.400 --> 0:02:31.200 reach back out to me, and he just hasn't. 0:02:31.840 --> 0:02:34.040 Patient they're saying he hasn't He hasn't been in contact 0:02:34.080 --> 0:02:36.160 that entire stretch for the whole month. 0:02:36.800 --> 0:02:36.960 Yeah. 0:02:37.000 --> 0:02:39.360 After I thanked him for the date, he responded with 0:02:39.440 --> 0:02:42.359 a couple of texts like, this is my pleasure for 0:02:42.480 --> 0:02:44.040 the prettiest girl in the world. 0:02:44.960 --> 0:02:47.720 Oh my god. Just has an issue with that statement. 0:02:47.960 --> 0:02:52.400 She's this isn't about me. Yeah, my segment. 0:02:52.560 --> 0:02:55.080 Are you trying to argue that you're the prettiest girl 0:02:55.120 --> 0:02:55.639 in the world? 0:02:55.760 --> 0:02:58.040 Is that what You're trying to have some competition here 0:02:58.560 --> 0:02:59.160 my segment? 0:02:59.400 --> 0:03:01.800 Okay, I mean if every guy tells her it's got 0:03:01.880 --> 0:03:04.440 to be less, it's got to be true. Well that's 0:03:04.600 --> 0:03:06.519 that is a nice thing for him to write back 0:03:06.520 --> 0:03:07.480 to you after your date. 0:03:07.600 --> 0:03:09.680 So what's happened? What's happened in between? 0:03:10.960 --> 0:03:16.079 So Paul actually give me the sweetest gift, very thoughtful, 0:03:16.360 --> 0:03:19.239 I mean, something no guy's ever done before. 0:03:19.840 --> 0:03:20.480 What was it? 0:03:20.919 --> 0:03:23.080 He picked me up to the date and instead of 0:03:23.120 --> 0:03:25.800 taking me to a bar or someplace to get drinks. 0:03:26.200 --> 0:03:28.760 We drove out to this area of the city where 0:03:28.760 --> 0:03:31.639 you can really see the night sky scares. 0:03:32.120 --> 0:03:34.679 Okay, don't leave the city limits on a first. 0:03:34.480 --> 0:03:36.720 Date, remember, Alexis. 0:03:36.920 --> 0:03:39.640 Remember it's not about you, I know, but that's actually 0:03:39.680 --> 0:03:40.680 a good safety tip. 0:03:41.080 --> 0:03:41.880 You're not gonna lie. 0:03:42.760 --> 0:03:45.680 Alexis proving her point. An old couple used to drive 0:03:45.760 --> 0:03:47.280 up on a mountain and go to make out. 0:03:47.360 --> 0:03:47.640 Point. 0:03:47.800 --> 0:03:50.560 Yes, sure on first date. Nowadays it's not. 0:03:50.480 --> 0:03:52.520 The same because their parents knew each other in the 0:03:53.280 --> 0:03:54.000 You know what I mean. 0:03:55.200 --> 0:03:58.400 Now it's some rando on the internet, Sarah. 0:03:58.440 --> 0:04:00.520 Clearly, this is a unique city situation. 0:04:00.840 --> 0:04:03.560 We don't usually hear about stuff like this on this segment, 0:04:03.640 --> 0:04:04.760 So keep going. 0:04:04.800 --> 0:04:06.640 He was driving you out to a dark area of 0:04:06.640 --> 0:04:07.720 the city and what happened. 0:04:08.760 --> 0:04:12.360 Yeah, So he brought out a telescope, put it on 0:04:12.400 --> 0:04:16.320 the hood of his car and pointed it at the sky. 0:04:15.800 --> 0:04:19.479 And then I looked through the scope and he said, 0:04:19.640 --> 0:04:21.039 I bought that star for you. 0:04:21.560 --> 0:04:24.599 Oh brought you a star. 0:04:25.360 --> 0:04:28.839 Yeah, I mean I looked at it. At the certificate 0:04:28.960 --> 0:04:31.240 Bliss my name on it. It says the coordinance of 0:04:31.279 --> 0:04:35.799 it and it's officially registered with a National Space registry. 0:04:38.279 --> 0:04:40.440 And what did he name it? The most beautiful star 0:04:40.600 --> 0:04:41.680 in the universe? 0:04:42.320 --> 0:04:43.880 He named it Sarah Star. 0:04:45.240 --> 0:04:45.520 Star. 0:04:45.880 --> 0:04:50.400 Yeah, much better than a bouquet of flowers. 0:04:51.520 --> 0:04:54.080 I'll say that's pretty wild because that's the first what 0:04:54.279 --> 0:04:55.400 half hour of your date? 0:04:55.839 --> 0:04:59.040 Yeah? How did you react when he showed you the certificate? 0:04:59.640 --> 0:05:02.600 I and I thought it was so sweet. I almost cried. 0:05:03.320 --> 0:05:07.440 Wow, and he was reading it right, you know, So 0:05:07.480 --> 0:05:08.080 what happened? 0:05:08.920 --> 0:05:11.679 And then he took out some tequila and we cheered. 0:05:12.680 --> 0:05:15.120 Then we kind of fold around a little bit. 0:05:15.240 --> 0:05:20.040 Oh what else do you do in the dark area? 0:05:20.160 --> 0:05:22.000 Time star? 0:05:22.400 --> 0:05:25.159 That's a super nova. 0:05:26.800 --> 0:05:28.919 This sounds like it's going really really good. 0:05:29.680 --> 0:05:31.800 Yeah, I mean it was the most magical thing. No 0:05:31.880 --> 0:05:34.720 guy's ever done that for me before, not even boyfriends, 0:05:34.720 --> 0:05:35.720 and it was so special. 0:05:36.040 --> 0:05:37.279 I love that all this happened. 0:05:37.279 --> 0:05:39.200 But were you able to I know that you felt 0:05:39.279 --> 0:05:42.039 flattered and cared for, but like, were able to connect 0:05:42.120 --> 0:05:42.560 with him? 0:05:42.680 --> 0:05:44.120 Like, did you guys talk at all? 0:05:44.320 --> 0:05:47.560 Or did you go somewhere else afterwards after the star viewing? 0:05:47.720 --> 0:05:48.400 After the Mico? 0:05:49.200 --> 0:05:52.040 No, after we were done, he took me home. What 0:05:52.120 --> 0:05:53.720 I mean, my heart was fluttering. 0:05:55.160 --> 0:05:57.640 Did you want the night to continue like go to. 0:05:57.600 --> 0:05:59.800 Dinner of course, of course, but I didn't want to 0:06:00.040 --> 0:06:02.760 given kind of impression that I was just there for 0:06:02.800 --> 0:06:05.560 one thing, and he said he couldn't wait to see 0:06:05.560 --> 0:06:08.239 me again, and that's at almost thirty eights. I'm hoping 0:06:08.320 --> 0:06:10.640 it could help me a good day. 0:06:10.839 --> 0:06:13.040 Okay, that is really weird. 0:06:14.680 --> 0:06:17.440 Day, Yes, especially for a guy who's like pouring it 0:06:17.480 --> 0:06:21.080 on so thickly anything. Yeah, is there anything that's going 0:06:21.080 --> 0:06:23.039 through your mind about maybe something that went wrong? 0:06:24.000 --> 0:06:26.840 I really can't even think of anything. I thought it 0:06:26.880 --> 0:06:29.520 would be perfect, Okay. 0:06:29.320 --> 0:06:29.719 I can't. 0:06:29.720 --> 0:06:32.080 I just can't imagine a guy having this be his 0:06:32.200 --> 0:06:34.400 stick just so he can make out with some girls 0:06:34.400 --> 0:06:35.680 in a car, you know what I mean? 0:06:37.000 --> 0:06:38.040 Yeah, you could do. 0:06:38.000 --> 0:06:39.920 It, though, because what is it twenty dollars a star 0:06:40.040 --> 0:06:40.600 or something like. 0:06:40.520 --> 0:06:42.880 That that then he's for sure might. 0:06:42.800 --> 0:06:43.159 Be doing it. 0:06:44.240 --> 0:06:44.640 I don't know. 0:06:45.720 --> 0:06:47.919 Yeah, but it's not like he stayed the night, you 0:06:47.960 --> 0:06:48.400 know what I mean. 0:06:48.520 --> 0:06:54.479 Like everything you're saying it feels like a very sincere interaction. 0:06:54.680 --> 0:06:57.120 Yes, that's why we are really eager to jump on 0:06:57.120 --> 0:06:59.680 the phone and help you hopefully track this guy down 0:06:59.680 --> 0:07:01.920 and get you some answers about why he's not meeting 0:07:02.000 --> 0:07:03.239 up after thirty whole days. 0:07:03.560 --> 0:07:05.480 This is so romantic. It's like written in the stars. 0:07:05.600 --> 0:07:05.880 Jeff. 0:07:05.920 --> 0:07:08.839 Oh no, that's a little cheesy, but I'll take it. 0:07:09.080 --> 0:07:11.080 That's We're gonna do it with your second date update 0:07:11.240 --> 0:07:12.360 right after this hold. 0:07:12.120 --> 0:07:18.000 On second date update, Brook, Look up in the sky. 0:07:18.600 --> 0:07:23.000 Do you see it? It's a bird. No, it's a plane. 0:07:23.040 --> 0:07:23.800 What is it, Jeff? 0:07:24.000 --> 0:07:28.400 No, it's a star I bought for you. No star, 0:07:29.040 --> 0:07:30.760 those where the words are listener. 0:07:30.880 --> 0:07:35.000 Sarah heard on her date when Paul surprised her with 0:07:35.080 --> 0:07:37.360 a star that he'd purchased in her name. 0:07:37.840 --> 0:07:40.520 It's Sarah's star, Sarah's star forever. 0:07:41.320 --> 0:07:45.200 But ever since that magical date with moonbeams and makeouts 0:07:45.200 --> 0:07:49.080 and tequila, she has not seen Paul again. And we 0:07:49.120 --> 0:07:51.080 are here to try and help her find out. 0:07:51.280 --> 0:07:51.680 Oh why? 0:07:51.840 --> 0:07:54.440 And she's given him plenty of time to come out 0:07:54.560 --> 0:07:55.320 A full month. 0:07:55.600 --> 0:07:56.920 A full month has gone by. 0:07:56.960 --> 0:07:59.080 I ask you, have you been hitting him up at all? 0:07:59.160 --> 0:08:00.720 Or you're just let marinate? 0:08:01.360 --> 0:08:01.640 Yeah? 0:08:01.760 --> 0:08:03.680 I mean we had a couple of back and forths, 0:08:03.720 --> 0:08:06.320 but I just can't get him out of my head, the. 0:08:06.280 --> 0:08:08.000 Bearer of bad news. But stars do die. 0:08:08.280 --> 0:08:13.800 I don't know if you Wow, we don't know. Because 0:08:13.800 --> 0:08:15.680 there's so many light years away. We could be looking 0:08:15.680 --> 0:08:17.960 at stars that are already dead. Right. 0:08:18.320 --> 0:08:20.080 It takes so long for the light to reach. 0:08:20.520 --> 0:08:22.200 I had to take astronomy twice because I didn't do 0:08:22.320 --> 0:08:22.880 very good in the. 0:08:22.800 --> 0:08:25.560 First Put it on. Put on your tombstone. 0:08:25.560 --> 0:08:28.080 We don't need to hear it. Okay, let somebody else 0:08:28.120 --> 0:08:30.920 read about it, Sarah. We're optimist. Some of us are 0:08:30.920 --> 0:08:33.440 optimistic about this call. But let's see if Paul answers 0:08:33.480 --> 0:08:35.080 the phone. I'm going to dial his number right now. 0:08:35.120 --> 0:08:35.959 You're ready to do this? 0:08:36.440 --> 0:08:38.280 Thank you guys so much. Jeff, I'm ready. 0:08:38.400 --> 0:08:40.640 Okay, Okay, here we go. Let's make magic happen. 0:08:48.960 --> 0:08:49.320 Hello. 0:08:50.040 --> 0:08:52.040 Hey, is Paul there speaking? 0:08:53.040 --> 0:08:55.600 Hey man, my name is Jeff from a radio show 0:08:55.640 --> 0:08:56.920 called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. 0:08:57.000 --> 0:08:59.840 Hey Paul, good morning. 0:09:00.480 --> 0:09:01.400 Are you serious? 0:09:01.559 --> 0:09:01.719 Oh? 0:09:01.760 --> 0:09:05.959 You know the show? 0:09:06.040 --> 0:09:07.520 Well, we appreciate you listening. 0:09:08.840 --> 0:09:09.280 Awkward. 0:09:09.360 --> 0:09:11.320 Yeah, No, we don't normally get this, so this is 0:09:11.360 --> 0:09:14.319 actually better. That means if you listen, you probably have 0:09:14.400 --> 0:09:18.920 heard these before. We do these segments called second date Update. Yeah, 0:09:19.120 --> 0:09:22.480 because someone reached out about you, somebody that you haven't 0:09:22.520 --> 0:09:24.840 seen for almost an entire month. 0:09:25.240 --> 0:09:27.120 But man, did you guys have a romantic night? 0:09:27.240 --> 0:09:33.480 Yeah, her name is Sarah Shay that name again, broke up? 0:09:33.520 --> 0:09:34.920 Maybe Sarah? 0:09:35.920 --> 0:09:39.280 Oh, okay, Sarah, Yeah I think so? 0:09:39.760 --> 0:09:43.200 You think so? No Sarah like Sarah's Starr. 0:09:43.400 --> 0:09:45.160 Maybe because it was a month ago. Yeah, do you 0:09:45.200 --> 0:09:46.600 know what we're talking about? 0:09:47.160 --> 0:09:50.760 No, but I know the show. What do you mean 0:09:51.160 --> 0:09:52.240 I know the show though? 0:09:52.320 --> 0:09:54.080 Wait a minute, wait wait wait, I do agree. 0:09:54.080 --> 0:09:56.120 It is more important that you know our show. So 0:09:56.720 --> 0:09:59.800 I'm with you there, but that you. 0:10:00.320 --> 0:10:01.160 Maybe he's joking. 0:10:01.920 --> 0:10:04.280 No, I always knew that this would come back to 0:10:04.400 --> 0:10:07.079 bite me. But this is and. 0:10:07.040 --> 0:10:08.239 What you're talking about. 0:10:08.440 --> 0:10:08.720 All right. 0:10:08.840 --> 0:10:11.000 Look before I say any more, you guys got to 0:10:11.040 --> 0:10:14.240 tell me what you know about this okay experience? 0:10:14.280 --> 0:10:17.560 All right, Yeah, we'll play the game. 0:10:18.120 --> 0:10:21.240 So Sarah told us that she went out on the 0:10:21.320 --> 0:10:23.199 date of a lifetime with you. 0:10:23.320 --> 0:10:24.839 Yeah she did, Okay. 0:10:26.120 --> 0:10:29.079 She told us that your date together was unlike any 0:10:29.120 --> 0:10:31.880 other guys she's ever been with. You did something so 0:10:32.000 --> 0:10:34.560 special for her and took her to a place in 0:10:34.600 --> 0:10:36.400 the city where you could see the night sky. 0:10:37.040 --> 0:10:38.520 Oh yeah, exactly. I crushed it. 0:10:38.920 --> 0:10:44.359 Okay, is like the routine. It's feeling like the routine. 0:10:44.600 --> 0:10:47.560 It's I have this dialed in. I know exactly what 0:10:47.640 --> 0:10:48.000 to do. 0:10:48.559 --> 0:10:51.440 If you tell a girl, hey, I got a surprise 0:10:51.600 --> 0:10:55.120 for you, and then you print out a certificate, you 0:10:55.240 --> 0:10:57.800 show him where it is, you get the tequila, and 0:10:57.840 --> 0:10:59.240 the next thing you know, you're making out. 0:10:59.480 --> 0:11:03.600 Okay, friends, there's a real website to really buy it. 0:11:03.920 --> 0:11:06.640 You just photoshop that certificate. That's what it sounds like. 0:11:06.760 --> 0:11:08.080 Seriously, you didn't purchase the star. 0:11:08.559 --> 0:11:10.680 Yeah, tell anybody, of course, I'm not going to spend 0:11:10.720 --> 0:11:13.840 twenty bucks for a star. I can get fifty certificates 0:11:13.840 --> 0:11:14.880 for fifteen bucks. 0:11:15.640 --> 0:11:17.440 I mean, Brook said they die anyway, So it's kind 0:11:17.440 --> 0:11:17.880 of smart. 0:11:17.920 --> 0:11:20.560 Yes, okay, I just don't get why, like you go 0:11:20.600 --> 0:11:23.640 on first dates with all these different women for what what's. 0:11:23.520 --> 0:11:27.320 The You sound exactly like a woman thinks. 0:11:27.040 --> 0:11:27.800 I'm a dude. 0:11:27.920 --> 0:11:28.839 Yeah, that's weird, bro. 0:11:29.200 --> 0:11:31.520 I'm my goal is to make out with as many 0:11:31.559 --> 0:11:34.040 women as possible and get as far as I can 0:11:34.120 --> 0:11:36.560 with as little money and effort as I can pull off. 0:11:37.480 --> 0:11:39.240 Brook, you got to start thinking like a man, you 0:11:39.280 --> 0:11:39.520 know what. 0:11:39.800 --> 0:11:41.679 I had that same goal at a lot of different 0:11:41.720 --> 0:11:44.560 bars in college, so I actually understand it. 0:11:44.679 --> 0:11:46.680 So for a moment I thought, maybe you were out. 0:11:46.679 --> 0:11:49.080 You're teaching women how they should be treated, right, maybe 0:11:49.080 --> 0:11:50.640 you're setting an example for other men. 0:11:51.120 --> 0:11:52.840 Yeah, look, any dude can try this. 0:11:52.960 --> 0:11:53.920 It's not that hard. 0:11:54.280 --> 0:11:55.160 I tell you. 0:11:55.400 --> 0:11:56.640 It just sounds like a lot of efforts. 0:11:56.679 --> 0:12:01.080 Well I not even out. Yeah, but any remorse of 0:12:01.120 --> 0:12:02.480 like leading them on? 0:12:03.200 --> 0:12:04.240 How am I leading them on? 0:12:04.360 --> 0:12:05.839 I said, let's go on a great date. 0:12:05.920 --> 0:12:08.280 I got a surprise. I delivered the surprise. I got 0:12:08.280 --> 0:12:09.360 the tequila. We made out. 0:12:09.400 --> 0:12:12.200 Okay, Paul, you know you're running, you're saying, and you're 0:12:12.240 --> 0:12:14.160 happy with it. That's fine. 0:12:14.480 --> 0:12:16.840 You've said enough, though, because I mean, you obviously know 0:12:16.920 --> 0:12:18.720 Sarah has been on the phone this whole time, and 0:12:18.760 --> 0:12:20.199 she heard everything that you just said. 0:12:20.880 --> 0:12:23.120 What she's listening. I don't listen to you guys all 0:12:23.120 --> 0:12:23.480 the time. 0:12:24.000 --> 0:12:24.679 You didn't know. 0:12:24.920 --> 0:12:28.640 Okay, Sarah, are you there? 0:12:28.880 --> 0:12:29.559 Are you okay? 0:12:30.840 --> 0:12:36.720 Yeah, I'm here, Paul. How could you do that to me, Sarah? 0:12:36.800 --> 0:12:40.040 I'm so sorry. I had no idea that you were listening. 0:12:40.640 --> 0:12:47.400 Okay, you were just laughing at ye, Sarah. 0:12:47.440 --> 0:12:50.400 I feel so terrible about this, and I'm sorry. 0:12:52.440 --> 0:12:55.040 Why should I trust you? 0:12:55.080 --> 0:12:58.120 But you got to realize it's the effort that went 0:12:58.200 --> 0:13:00.880 into it. You know that star that you have has 0:13:00.920 --> 0:13:03.640 a blue tint, and there's not a lot of those 0:13:03.679 --> 0:13:06.680 in the universe, and I picked that one specifically because 0:13:06.679 --> 0:13:08.160 it matches your beautiful eyes. 0:13:09.200 --> 0:13:15.880 Wow, that is so sweet and thoughtful, the sweetest thing 0:13:15.920 --> 0:13:18.240 anyone's ever done. 0:13:16.880 --> 0:13:16.920 That. 0:13:18.760 --> 0:13:20.079 Don't fall for it again. 0:13:21.080 --> 0:13:23.040 Can you guys please shut up? I want to hear 0:13:23.080 --> 0:13:25.440 what he has to say a woman. 0:13:27.320 --> 0:13:30.240 Yeah, seriously, you guys got to pipe down, Okay. 0:13:30.120 --> 0:13:32.240 All right, all right, what else do you got to say? 0:13:32.240 --> 0:13:32.400 There? 0:13:32.840 --> 0:13:33.520 You two talk to. 0:13:33.480 --> 0:13:36.400 Each other, Sarah, and to be honest, Look, and I 0:13:36.440 --> 0:13:40.200 know thirty days is a long time, and I have 0:13:40.280 --> 0:13:44.679 a good excuse. I do have another surprise for you. 0:13:44.800 --> 0:13:47.520 Oh no, really, Wow, he's been planning. 0:13:48.480 --> 0:13:49.920 I don't know if I should believe you. 0:13:49.920 --> 0:13:50.640 No, you shouldn't. 0:13:50.840 --> 0:13:51.960 Well, let's hear him out. 0:13:52.000 --> 0:13:54.440 Though you didn't even remember her name. 0:13:54.520 --> 0:13:58.600 He's got as god as my witness. I bought you 0:13:58.679 --> 0:14:05.960 a moony. 0:14:02.520 --> 0:14:04.400 With the same stick. Yeah. 0:14:04.600 --> 0:14:06.240 Can you guys please shut the stuff. 0:14:06.320 --> 0:14:07.120 I'm trying to work the. 0:14:07.960 --> 0:14:12.640 Wow, stop trying to block romance. Oh yeah, sorry about that, Paul. 0:14:13.080 --> 0:14:17.240 So Sarah, listen to me, not to them. The reason 0:14:17.320 --> 0:14:20.680 it took thirty days to get this moon a it's 0:14:20.760 --> 0:14:25.720 more expensive, but just dealing with the ins and outs 0:14:25.760 --> 0:14:30.320 of the International Space Registry. Oh, I mean it was 0:14:30.720 --> 0:14:34.480 with the tariffs and so many delays. It's been a 0:14:34.520 --> 0:14:39.200 complete nightmare. But I finally was able to pull it off. 0:14:39.440 --> 0:14:42.440 And now you are one of the owners of one 0:14:42.480 --> 0:14:43.760 of Saturn's moons. 0:14:44.080 --> 0:14:44.400 Wow. 0:14:44.800 --> 0:14:47.200 Wow, oh my god, I feel like his printer just 0:14:47.200 --> 0:14:47.840 broke for a month. 0:14:48.000 --> 0:14:52.880 Well, moons are more rare than stars. Yo. 0:14:53.160 --> 0:14:54.920 I don't believe this, do you. 0:14:55.960 --> 0:14:56.920 I'm on the fence. 0:14:57.080 --> 0:14:59.040 No, wow, Sarah, Okay, did. 0:14:58.920 --> 0:15:01.160 You just forget the ten minutes of your life? 0:15:01.440 --> 0:15:04.760 Well, I mean I believe him that. He said that 0:15:04.800 --> 0:15:08.040 he's done this many times before with other women, but 0:15:08.120 --> 0:15:11.840 I didn't hear that he's given anybody a moon ever. 0:15:12.360 --> 0:15:17.880 Yeah, yeah, Sarah, I did that. If you will go 0:15:18.000 --> 0:15:20.960 with me, I would love to show you that moon 0:15:21.360 --> 0:15:24.000 on Saturday and I'll bring the tequila. 0:15:25.120 --> 0:15:27.360 So you just need to do another car makeout session 0:15:27.400 --> 0:15:28.120 on Saturday. 0:15:28.320 --> 0:15:29.800 He did say that was his goal. 0:15:30.040 --> 0:15:33.560 So, Sarah, if you only want to make out session, 0:15:33.600 --> 0:15:34.600 I think this is great. 0:15:35.000 --> 0:15:35.200 Yeah. 0:15:35.760 --> 0:15:37.760 I would like a moon also. 0:15:37.920 --> 0:15:40.320 Yeah, he he doesn't buy them. 0:15:41.440 --> 0:15:43.560 Yeah, she forgets a lot. Maybe in a year you'll 0:15:43.560 --> 0:15:45.240 get a whole galaxy all in their name. 0:15:45.880 --> 0:15:49.760 Man, it's no longer the milky way we live in. 0:15:49.880 --> 0:15:52.600 It's actually just Sarah's galaxy way. 0:15:53.000 --> 0:15:55.200 Okay, Brook's just jealous because her husband bought her a 0:15:55.240 --> 0:15:55.960 dish rack, so. 0:15:57.880 --> 0:15:59.560 Let's not take that into consideration. 0:15:59.840 --> 0:16:02.720 I should have had this conversation with just Sarah and I. 0:16:03.280 --> 0:16:06.280 That is a good point, much easier to manipulate her 0:16:06.280 --> 0:16:06.600 that way. 0:16:06.680 --> 0:16:09.080 We'll let you have all the conversations that you two 0:16:09.120 --> 0:16:11.080 want to have if you'll agree to go out with 0:16:11.120 --> 0:16:13.320 Sarah one more time, because we would pay for. 0:16:13.320 --> 0:16:13.720 That, Paul. 0:16:13.960 --> 0:16:15.360 It doesn't cost much, Jeff. 0:16:15.560 --> 0:16:18.360 You're right, Brooke, but it comes with a certificate for 0:16:18.520 --> 0:16:22.440 the restaurant that we're sending them to, yes, and a 0:16:22.560 --> 0:16:24.720 dollar sign with the amount of money that's on the card. 0:16:24.880 --> 0:16:29.960 So pretty official, Paul, if you'll say yes, I'm on board. 0:16:30.200 --> 0:16:33.960 Oh, you may be the first woman in his life. 0:16:34.000 --> 0:16:34.680 They got a dinner. 0:16:35.280 --> 0:16:37.720 Sarah, you've been pretty quiet for a while. What do 0:16:37.720 --> 0:16:39.120 you think about going out with Paul again? 0:16:40.240 --> 0:16:41.160 I would love to. 0:16:42.160 --> 0:16:42.400 Wow. 0:16:43.760 --> 0:16:47.360 Oh my god, Yes, you made the best choice. Paige. 0:16:47.400 --> 0:16:49.040 You're gonna have such a great time. 0:16:49.200 --> 0:16:54.960 Oh that's because he forgot her name again, freaking. 0:16:54.760 --> 0:16:56.120 Jeffrey in the morning. 0:16:56.640 --> 0:16:58.360 Why do I feel like I'm the only one in 0:16:58.400 --> 0:17:02.440 the room that's excited we got Yes, there's too much 0:17:02.520 --> 0:17:05.160 cynical commentary in here, Like I. 0:17:05.080 --> 0:17:05.760 Don't like that. 0:17:05.920 --> 0:17:07.160 It's disingenuous. 0:17:07.720 --> 0:17:11.240