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Speaker 1: Hello and who do who? To all listeners in the

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Speaker 1: Big Apple. I just had to stop all my work

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Speaker 1: that I'm doing to tell you some huge news, which

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Speaker 1: is that we are doing our first New York Stradio

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Speaker 1: Lab live of twenty twenty four on Thursday, March twenty first,

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Speaker 1: featuring Alex English, Edie Modica, and maybe a couple more

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Speaker 1: special guests if you're lucky, so go to the Bellhouse

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Speaker 1: for the ticket link and we will see you there.

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Speaker 1: Enjoy the episode.

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Speaker 2: Podcast starts now, what is up everyone around the world?

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Speaker 2: Guess where we are?

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Speaker 1: We are in Midtown, Manhattan. It is Sam's first week

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Speaker 1: back in New York after his sojourn in La. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: to my horror keeps getting longer and longer. It seems

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Speaker 1: like you are now going to be back there through August.

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Speaker 3: I mean, imagine how I feel.

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Speaker 1: I was talking to your long term male partner about

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Speaker 1: this who is joining you in mere weeks and in

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Speaker 1: fact living with you there through August, and I found

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Speaker 1: myself being like, am I gonna start panting? Like when

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Speaker 1: we were talking about the prospect of actually not seeing

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Speaker 1: each other or being sort of like at least a

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Speaker 1: little bit long distance. For that many months, I was

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Speaker 1: being very like calm up top, but sort of like,

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Speaker 1: I was like, what is going to happen?

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Speaker 2: I mean, it's the way the ones is terrifying in

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Speaker 2: the way that I can't stop treating. Having to go

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Speaker 2: to LA is the worst thing that's ever happened to anyone.

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Speaker 1: You are maybe no one has ever complained more about

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Speaker 1: getting a prestigious television writing job. And I know I've

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Speaker 1: said this before.

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Speaker 2: I'm when I've been back in New York, I feel

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Speaker 2: like I'm home from war. I keep being I'm sort

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Speaker 2: of it's a wonderful lifing every single thing I see,

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Speaker 2: I'm like, uh, and there's.

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Speaker 3: My that's the little trash And oh my god, I.

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Speaker 1: Forgot the little trash.

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Speaker 3: I forgot how people dress here, and I forgot.

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Speaker 1: That said you did just tell me you have never

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Speaker 1: felt worse physically than you have in the last three days.

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Speaker 1: So it's in La you are. You are feeling, your

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Speaker 1: skin is glowing, You're feeling amazing green juice enemas, and

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Speaker 1: yet you are sad. And then you come to New York.

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Speaker 1: You know, Manhattan made with well whiskey, disgusting, no sleep.

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Speaker 2: No, I actually do think I've I've drank more in

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Speaker 2: like the last four days than I have in the

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Speaker 2: last month.

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Speaker 1: Amazing.

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Speaker 3: Is that good?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it doesn't feel good, but it seems like what

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Speaker 2: you do here. And I also noticed that, like in LA,

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Speaker 3: It's like, why would I wake up early? Well?

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Speaker 1: New York is about persevering in the face of everything,

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Speaker 1: and LA is about losing your mind despite the sunshine

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Speaker 1: all around you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it is turmoil within peace without you is turmoil

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Speaker 1: outside of you, sort of inner piece within. Otherwise you'll,

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Speaker 1: if you let go for even a second, then you'll,

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Speaker 1: you know, fall into the subway tracks.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, No, I think that's very smart. I

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Speaker 2: think we've as a podcast primarily about New York versus LA.

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Speaker 2: We're doing our job, you know what I was. I

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Speaker 2: wanted to bring it to, of course, our favorite film

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Speaker 2: of the year, Madam Web. Thank God, So Madam Web

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Speaker 2: It's not someone being multiple places at once. Yeah, which

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Speaker 2: is basically what I am. Madame Webb is a biicoastal narrative.

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Speaker 1: I yes, well she yeah, so say more about how

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Speaker 1: you relate to Madam web. And also, by the way,

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Speaker 1: people don't think it's that charming that we love Madam Webb.

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Speaker 1: I think they think it's sort of tired.

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Speaker 3: It's not tired.

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Speaker 1: People need to grow up and regain a sense of wonder.

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Speaker 3: Well.

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Speaker 2: I also think there's this thing where people are like, oh,

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Speaker 2: want to listen to Lady Gaga, and it's like, yeah, actually, yeah,

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Speaker 1: People love to talk about Saltburn because it's aggressively in

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Speaker 1: That's just bad, and it's like, right, that's what we

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Speaker 2: When I woke up this morning in a haze, I

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Speaker 1: Is Madam Webb. Yeah, oh that's so true. I mean

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Speaker 1: about jetlag. Actually, I think her superpower is she's sort

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I I saw myself in that film in such

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Speaker 1: No, I agree. And you also bring people together, just

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Speaker 1: like she brought all those girls together.

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Speaker 3: That's true.

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Speaker 1: You are, you know, always looking fly with your red

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Speaker 1: You do feel very connected to the early two thousands.

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Speaker 1: I feel like you know, you've mentioned you have sort

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Speaker 2: It's and yeah, I think that's exactly when I want

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Speaker 1: You know, Yeah, she's Madame Webb is very You know

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Speaker 1: that video of Beyond San Solange at the what concert,

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Speaker 1: Take me back?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, when things were simple?

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Speaker 1: Should we address the fact that we showed up bring

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Speaker 3: I'm so shocked and disgusted.

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Speaker 2: It's really because when I put on a flannel plat today,

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Speaker 2: I said, well, George won't have the same thing.

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Speaker 3: This is so not George, and then you come looking

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but there's really nothing we can do now, Okay,

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Speaker 1: should we bring in our guest? I think so, yeah,

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Speaker 1: let's do it. I'm actually buzzing with excitement as well

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Speaker 1: as as I would say, maybe one of the funniest

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Speaker 3: That's true.

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Speaker 1: And I have a story about the first time I

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, oh no, do you want to say it now?

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Speaker 1: Well, first of all, please welcome one and only Sam Jay.

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Speaker 4: He Hello, what's going on?

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Speaker 3: So?

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Speaker 1: Sam when you did JFL which I want to say,

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Speaker 1: I have a lot of opinions.

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Speaker 4: First, yes, please, I have lots to say about what

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Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, First of all, you said Sam just got

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Speaker 4: I was like, no, you're not talking to me.

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Speaker 3: Cool.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but Sulburn is my ship?

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Speaker 3: Really?

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Speaker 1: Okay, say more.

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Speaker 4: I'm all of it.

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Speaker 3: We're big haters over here. I heard I.

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Speaker 4: Heard it in the tone and I was like, what that.

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Speaker 5: Was my ship?

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Speaker 3: What did you? What spoke to you about it?

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Speaker 4: It was just it gave me very talented mister Ripley.

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Speaker 1: Well, yes it was really screaming.

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Speaker 4: It was. It was definitely doing that.

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Speaker 5: But also, I don't know, I like to believe that

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Speaker 5: oh they drinking tubcom Like that's crazy.

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Speaker 1: No, I got it.

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Speaker 4: So that's like a good time for me.

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Speaker 5: I don't know, like like I've never been in any

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Speaker 5: that's probably what they do. They probably drink tumbcum.

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Speaker 2: I've been around some real rich people before and they

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I'm trying to think like they're rich white

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Speaker 5: And just like being a human being, and it's it

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Speaker 1: And it's not only buttoned up. It's like the way

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Speaker 1: That is why you're painting over it in pink.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I wish I mean the way that you're describing it.

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Speaker 2: I wish that were true. Like I wish it were

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Speaker 1: And you're not like Connecticut wasp Midwest, which is a

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Speaker 4: That's different.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's stuff I don't yeah like And in fact, ultimately,

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Speaker 5: That's more like down home Yes, yeah, can I drinking

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Speaker 5: the Top company?

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Speaker 3: Yeah they are.

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Speaker 1: That is literally it's cocktail hour, little tubs of pump.

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Speaker 5: Also, we're just in an error where we're kind of like, go,

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Speaker 5: And I think also just like how the world should be,

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Speaker 3: Totally, that's truly looking for a rush.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I find sometimes I feel my most one of

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Speaker 1: And also how it's it's crazy how in fact that

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's so freedom in that it's sort of crazy.

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Speaker 4: It is very popular.

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Speaker 1: Yes, no, that's true. But to me, I guess that's well,

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Speaker 1: I don't like, what does that mean?

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Speaker 4: Just in case someone, do you know the st study

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Speaker 3: No? I didn't.

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Speaker 4: You got to get up all your black gay shit.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so that's the stud.

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Speaker 4: We don't say dyke, we say stud.

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Speaker 5: And there are a lot, especially I know a lot

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, huh yeah.

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Speaker 1: I mean I also think as soon as anyone is

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like, no, but that would

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Speaker 3: That would be yeah, yeah, that's that's.

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Speaker 4: That's that's where we should be working towards.

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Speaker 1: but but I need to get on my Sydney Sweeney.

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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, you're being closed mind dude, I.

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Speaker 1: Am really big amophobic and yeah yeah that's actually so

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Speaker 1: I've been like popping on the field recently. See feel

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Speaker 4: Because somebody was like I think field is great. Okay,

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Speaker 4: they paid me.

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Speaker 1: Oh the part of me is like they do love

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Speaker 1: to do they do love to pay like your comedians.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, wait, vemo me.

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Speaker 2: I've been popping on because party was like, what if

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Speaker 2: I did an MMF if it's trending this year, what

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Speaker 2: if I did one?

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Speaker 3: Okay, wow, I don't know. This is weird to talk about. No,

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Speaker 3: I want to fell like bad to ignore it.

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Speaker 4: If you think about what if I did what?

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Speaker 4: What does it look like in your head?

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Speaker 2: Well, that's the thing is in my mind. It's like

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Speaker 2: it makes sense and is like easy. But then I'll

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Speaker 2: look at actual couples like that are looking and I'm like, well, no,

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Speaker 2: like none of them like make say what kind of

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Speaker 2: lady do you want?

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Speaker 3: Right?

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Speaker 2: And that's a great question, and I don't know how

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Speaker 1: This is the final stage of like gay male misogyny,

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Speaker 3: To have sex with.

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Speaker 1: Yes, Like it's like we've fully come full circle.

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Speaker 3: Like let's just see what it's like.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So you're trying to do to find a straight couple.

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Speaker 1: I thought it was you and your partner looking for a.

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Speaker 3: Well because I was all alone in LA and I

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Speaker 5: This is how I think you gotta be like real

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Speaker 4: That's just like what's to use you up? Like you

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Speaker 4: know what I mean, like a piece of trash?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, or do you It's hard to tell these days.

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 5: I just feel like you just you want to make

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Speaker 5: sure you're getting yours. You don't want to become just

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yes, But I also like the idea

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Speaker 1: Well, it's tough.

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Speaker 4: Because it will be like I don't want to talk

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean range, I do feel like I would

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Speaker 5: You have to talk at all. They could like people

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Speaker 5: are fucking freaky, That's true. You could literally be like

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Speaker 5: I just want to walk in in the middle of

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Speaker 5: that's cool, we'll leave the Doorlyn.

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Speaker 1: Well, it's not because the couples that are you're gonna find.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it will be like a skinny guy with

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Speaker 4: If you're online looking, it's gonna be.

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Speaker 1: Trash game or game I have to go see.

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Speaker 4: The thing is you have to.

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Speaker 5: You have to put yourself in the best position to

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Speaker 5: You have to be being loose and free. Then it's

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Speaker 5: like a Daliant couple they do freaky ship. They got

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Speaker 4: And that's cute. You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 5: You don't want to be online scrolling around for like

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Speaker 5: bottom rung threesome actions, especially when it's not like top

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Speaker 3: It's true, you have to travel basically, this is why

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Speaker 1: Well, it is kind of why people travel. I had

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Speaker 1: so I've been doing travel wrong this whole time. I've

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you have to be finding strange couples.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, strange sex in different countries.

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Speaker 1: Should we do our first segment?

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Speaker 3: Oh my goodness. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Actually, our first segment is called straight Shooters, And in

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Speaker 2: fire questions to gauge your familiarity with and complicity and

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Speaker 2: and The only rule is you can't ask any followup

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Speaker 1: You are going to be confused. But you have to

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Speaker 1: follow your heart Oka, and I trust that you will

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Speaker 1: be able to do that. Sam J, mister Bean or

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Speaker 1: Madam Web, mister.

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Speaker 3: Bean, okay, sam J, Madam Web or Madam.

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Speaker 1: X Madam X bottom of the ninth or bottoming tonight, m.

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Speaker 3: Bottom of the ninth, spelunking or tub thumping.

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Speaker 1: Tub thumping, selling out to make some cash, or getting

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Speaker 4: Ass, getting clout by showing.

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Speaker 3: My ass.

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Speaker 1: Milady or slim shady shady, the temptation of the Christ,

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Speaker 1: or the emancipation of Mimi, the.

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Speaker 2: Emancipation of Memi okay, knowing when you'll die, or showing

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Speaker 2: a little thigh damn, yeah, that's yeah.

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Speaker 4: Showing a little thoughts.

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Speaker 1: Wow, I have to say already, I'm like perfect score.

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Speaker 3: Yeah that was a thousand doves.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we bet, I guess on a scale of one

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Speaker 2: one thousand doves, and I was There was just a

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Speaker 1: Very parallels between ours mirror mirror. The fact that we

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Speaker 1: showed up wearing the same exact outfit. It's actually nuts.

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Speaker 2: I'm actually already dreading having Instagram reels of having the

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Speaker 2: same People will be like, is that their uniform?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Do they like it's just always wear plaid?

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Speaker 1: Do you feel so much? Thank you? Well, we were

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Speaker 1: talking about watching before. This is my first ever nice

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Speaker 1: one because it's a it was an engagement gift.

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Speaker 4: Oh, come on, good pussy.

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Speaker 1: But I'm like, you know, I've never my entire life,

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Speaker 1: I've worn a twenty dollars Casio watch that I got

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Speaker 1: a taste of something and you're like, suddenly, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: I'm a Republican. I'm voting for Donal Trump.

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Speaker 4: Yes, and I am maybe I'm mad my taxes.

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Speaker 1: I am ready to be sponsored by Field and to

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Speaker 1: get to go on some sort of corporate sponsored sex vacations.

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Speaker 4: Yes, yes, I want all that for you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you deserve that.

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 3: This is my engagement sex vacation. Yeah, exactly beautiful.

447
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Speaker 4: Oh tell the JFL story.

448
00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:34,119
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, So I so when you did just for Lapse,

449
00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:39,720
Speaker 1: probably like twenty eighteen. Yeah, yes, I was in a

450
00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:43,440
Speaker 1: different category that for anyone at home. I did New

451
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Speaker 1: Faces unrepped, which is the oh yeah yeah, which is

452
00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:49,800
Speaker 1: like for sort of newer people that don't have reps.

453
00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:50,959
Speaker 1: It's like a showcase.

454
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Speaker 4: Were you there with Giong Yes, okay.

455
00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:56,600
Speaker 1: And Giung actually because you came up in Boston, right, yes, yeah,

456
00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:58,520
Speaker 1: so I came up in Boston after you left, so

457
00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:01,080
Speaker 1: I knew Giang from Boston, and like there were a

458
00:20:01,119 --> 00:20:04,200
Speaker 1: few other Boston people there. Whatever. It was, it was

459
00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:05,840
Speaker 1: a good it was a good group.

460
00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:06,760
Speaker 3: Marie.

461
00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:08,960
Speaker 1: That's where I met Marie. I became like very close

462
00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:11,000
Speaker 1: with Marie because we were like in the same hotel

463
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Speaker 1: and they had put the unrepped people in like the

464
00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:15,040
Speaker 1: travel lodge they had.

465
00:20:15,359 --> 00:20:17,920
Speaker 4: They had put you in like a really bad situation.

466
00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:19,760
Speaker 1: And you guys were all in like the you know,

467
00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:20,920
Speaker 1: Hilton Plus or whatever.

468
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,479
Speaker 4: Yeah, but it was like the level.

469
00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:25,040
Speaker 5: It's levels, right, because I'm like, oh, they're in the

470
00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:26,600
Speaker 5: Chubba Lodge and I'm in the Hilton Plus.

471
00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:28,640
Speaker 4: And then Chay comes and he's in like the Ritz.

472
00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:31,360
Speaker 5: And I'm like, you know, fuck me right, Yeah, there's

473
00:20:31,359 --> 00:20:33,919
Speaker 5: always some it never ends.

474
00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:36,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I was, you know, I was so I

475
00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:38,520
Speaker 1: was I was still living in Boston. I had never

476
00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:40,760
Speaker 1: I was so starstruck by everyone around me, like I

477
00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:43,840
Speaker 1: had never met a famous comedian before whatever, and they

478
00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:46,679
Speaker 1: really like drilled into us. You have to do a

479
00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:49,600
Speaker 1: six minute set if you go over like basically, someone's

480
00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:51,000
Speaker 1: gonna come with the cane and you'll be like pulled

481
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,040
Speaker 1: off the stage. Did my six minutes set?

482
00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:53,320
Speaker 3: Whatever?

483
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:56,280
Speaker 1: Then I went to sam showcase and Sam came out

484
00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:59,840
Speaker 1: and you did, I would say, twenty five minutes, and

485
00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:02,879
Speaker 1: I was like, the people were on their feet. I

486
00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:05,679
Speaker 1: have never seen someone crush so hard, And I was like,

487
00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:08,240
Speaker 1: this is what star power looks like, because it's like

488
00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:11,760
Speaker 1: the rules only you'll have to follow the rules only

489
00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:13,960
Speaker 1: if you're gonna be within the rules, like if you're

490
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:18,359
Speaker 1: planning on actually basically like crush being like Jerry Sigin,

491
00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:21,480
Speaker 1: I mean whatever, bad example, but like being you know,

492
00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:25,280
Speaker 1: like the person that people remember. No one's gonna care

493
00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:26,480
Speaker 1: that you did twenty five minutes.

494
00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:29,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've been doing that shit since Boston.

495
00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:34,480
Speaker 5: Yeah really yeah, yeah, of course of course. But you

496
00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:37,240
Speaker 5: know it's truly not like an intentional fuck you or

497
00:21:37,359 --> 00:21:38,040
Speaker 5: I don't care.

498
00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:42,399
Speaker 4: It's just like, bro, I'm only gonna get to do

499
00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:45,080
Speaker 4: this shit one time, right, it's.

500
00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:47,760
Speaker 1: Like looking back, what are you gonna be like, Oh,

501
00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:48,480
Speaker 1: thank god.

502
00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:52,040
Speaker 5: I rushed off the stage like laying my joke because

503
00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:54,960
Speaker 5: I was, you know, so caught up in whatever it was.

504
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,680
Speaker 5: I didn't even realize how much time I did until

505
00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:59,280
Speaker 5: I got off and people were like, damn, you didn't

506
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Speaker 5: have time.

507
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Speaker 4: I was like, oh real, Well.

508
00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:03,880
Speaker 1: It's also like what you want to do is be memorable.

509
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,800
Speaker 1: People are going to remember someone who did something different

510
00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:07,680
Speaker 1: than everyone else.

511
00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:10,239
Speaker 4: Like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, And I just I don't know.

512
00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:12,679
Speaker 4: It's like you grow the act and it's fucking like

513
00:22:14,359 --> 00:22:15,240
Speaker 4: it takes me the long to.

514
00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:17,439
Speaker 5: Do the jokes, you know, like I don't you know

515
00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:20,199
Speaker 5: the jo's got a fucking loop and and and like

516
00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:20,840
Speaker 5: do the thing.

517
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Speaker 1: Yeah. So anyway, that's a gif.

518
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Speaker 3: I mean, that's incredible.

519
00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:26,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like the complete opposite almost like six, I'll

520
00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:27,480
Speaker 2: do it in five.

521
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:29,080
Speaker 3: Like I'm like, I can, I can know.

522
00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:32,359
Speaker 1: I mean even now, I am more comfortable now and

523
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:34,760
Speaker 1: I run the light, you know when I feel like

524
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Speaker 1: I want to, But then I'm apologetic for like twenty

525
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:40,760
Speaker 1: minutes afterwards. Oh it's like who care? Also, no one

526
00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:42,320
Speaker 1: wants to hear you be apologetic about r.

527
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Speaker 5: Jenkins one time I went over. He's the one who

528
00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:47,680
Speaker 5: like want but he's come on.

529
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Speaker 1: I know. So Raympkins ran the club that I assume

530
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:55,520
Speaker 1: Sam and I like both sort of came up in.

531
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,240
Speaker 1: They did this thing called Comic and Residence every month

532
00:22:58,320 --> 00:23:02,280
Speaker 1: where on comic would open every show for a full month,

533
00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:04,280
Speaker 1: and it was sort of like comedy boot camp. I

534
00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:06,639
Speaker 1: literally still remember my book was March.

535
00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:10,080
Speaker 5: Like literally, yeah, I'm still that calendar, still laying yeah,

536
00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:13,840
Speaker 5: but yeah, like for free chests like slave labor. But anyways,

537
00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:16,960
Speaker 5: he uh like I went over I don't know, maybe

538
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:19,359
Speaker 5: like three four minutes and he was like punching the

539
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:22,280
Speaker 5: walls and ship in the back and I come out

540
00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:25,240
Speaker 5: the back and he's like what And I'm like, bro, like,

541
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Speaker 5: you don't pay me any money. You don't pay me

542
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:30,159
Speaker 5: any money, like this one was full of people with

543
00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:33,600
Speaker 5: paid to see us. You pay us nothing, nothing, nothing.

544
00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:35,719
Speaker 1: At the time, I don't even remember that.

545
00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:37,600
Speaker 5: I'm no reason why he started paying people, because we

546
00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:40,479
Speaker 5: got a yelling match about it at one point, and

547
00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:42,800
Speaker 5: I'm like, dog, I'm gonna do the time that I

548
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:44,920
Speaker 5: need to do to get good, because that's all I'm

549
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:47,160
Speaker 5: getting out of this like, yeah, fuck.

550
00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:51,840
Speaker 1: Off, wowow go off, it's so funny. I was like,

551
00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:54,639
Speaker 1: so the opposite. I was like, I had such reverence

552
00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:56,359
Speaker 1: and I still have such reverence for him. I was like,

553
00:23:56,880 --> 00:24:00,160
Speaker 1: this is you know, I really believed in like eight

554
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:01,960
Speaker 1: keepers basically, Like I was just sort of like, this

555
00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:05,480
Speaker 1: is a man in he would famously wear vintage Johnny

556
00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:07,960
Speaker 1: Carson suits every night. This is a man in a

557
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,280
Speaker 1: suit who owns this club that like all these people

558
00:24:10,359 --> 00:24:13,359
Speaker 1: came from. And every time I say that, the only

559
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Speaker 1: example I can think of is Lucy King. And I

560
00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:18,960
Speaker 1: was like, we also.

561
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:20,520
Speaker 3: Do both very much respect rules.

562
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Speaker 1: I know it's tough.

563
00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:22,080
Speaker 3: It's tough.

564
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:25,120
Speaker 1: I'm not it's tough because that's what What have rules

565
00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:27,160
Speaker 1: ever gotten me? Like, when I think about any every

566
00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:29,760
Speaker 1: opportunity I've gotten, basically none of them have been because

567
00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:32,440
Speaker 1: I like submitted something that was approved. All of them

568
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:37,879
Speaker 1: have been something that is outside the system or whatever. Yeah, anyway,

569
00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:40,800
Speaker 1: shot no, I and I Drew. I do have so

570
00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:43,960
Speaker 1: much love for him, and I have such fond memories

571
00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:45,040
Speaker 1: of that time.

572
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Speaker 3: Should we get into a tops.

573
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Speaker 1: Let's get into our topic. So, Sam, you told us

574
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Speaker 1: before we started recording that you have recently become a

575
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Speaker 1: recent fan of a certain sport, like I was what

576
00:24:56,119 --> 00:24:57,760
Speaker 1: it is and what you think is straight about it?

577
00:24:57,920 --> 00:24:58,320
Speaker 4: Hockey?

578
00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:05,040
Speaker 5: Okay, yes, yeah, everything, Yes, the entire sport is.

579
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Speaker 1: It's super What got you into it?

580
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:10,920
Speaker 5: I like sports, and I really will watch any sport,

581
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:13,840
Speaker 5: to be quite honest with you. I watch competitive surfing,

582
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:16,160
Speaker 5: like if I can figure out the rules, I.

583
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:18,080
Speaker 4: Will watch a sport. Like I'm just into sports.

584
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:21,720
Speaker 5: But I'm a Boston kid, so hockey is like big,

585
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:23,760
Speaker 5: but it's also very white, so it's never been the

586
00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:26,480
Speaker 5: thing like I liked. But I got invited out to

587
00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:29,000
Speaker 5: the garden to go see the Rangers, and I was like,

588
00:25:29,119 --> 00:25:32,280
Speaker 5: I like sports, and in Sports live it's very different

589
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:34,399
Speaker 5: than sports on TV as well. So I was like, well,

590
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:36,800
Speaker 5: let me go see hockey in my face, because I've

591
00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:38,679
Speaker 5: never really watched it like that except for like Little

592
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:42,000
Speaker 5: League kid the hockey shit because my little cousin used

593
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:42,840
Speaker 5: to play hockey or whatever.

594
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:45,080
Speaker 4: So I went to the game.

595
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Speaker 5: They were playing Arizona the Coyotes, and it was fucking

596
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:51,400
Speaker 5: awesome and I was like, oh, I'm all in. It's

597
00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:56,200
Speaker 5: like it's like a rowdier football. It's wild, like the

598
00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:57,360
Speaker 5: fans are wild.

599
00:25:57,560 --> 00:25:57,960
Speaker 3: It is.

600
00:25:58,560 --> 00:25:59,680
Speaker 4: It's rowdy as shit.

601
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Speaker 5: Fans are like swearing the entire time, and it was

602
00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:04,919
Speaker 5: good to do it in New York, where like fans

603
00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:06,639
Speaker 5: of fans, you know what I mean, They're banging on

604
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:08,840
Speaker 5: the glass, people are getting the ass beat.

605
00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:14,120
Speaker 1: It's sort of like it's like the American and Canadian

606
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:17,000
Speaker 1: version of like soccer hooligans. Yes, people who need to

607
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:18,800
Speaker 1: blow up steam out a hockey game.

608
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:19,679
Speaker 4: Yes, it is that.

609
00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:22,080
Speaker 5: And it's like the people in the stands fight, the

610
00:26:22,119 --> 00:26:24,520
Speaker 5: people on the ice fight, and I like that. It's

611
00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:28,160
Speaker 5: like they don't stop the fights, you know, like they

612
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:30,440
Speaker 5: just get to fight, and the rev just watches a

613
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:32,159
Speaker 5: fight and then the rest is like enough, you got

614
00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:32,800
Speaker 5: to stop it.

615
00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:34,200
Speaker 4: Now you put each other in the face enough.

616
00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:36,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, what is What do you think it is about

617
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:38,680
Speaker 1: hockey that brings that out in people? Is it sort

618
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Speaker 1: of that like a lot of the other American sports

619
00:26:41,119 --> 00:26:43,439
Speaker 1: also have an air of like patriotism to them, so

620
00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:45,120
Speaker 1: you have to like have reverence for the flag rears

621
00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:46,160
Speaker 1: in hockey, No one cares.

622
00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:47,480
Speaker 4: Do you want to know my real theory?

623
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Speaker 5: Yees?

624
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:48,320
Speaker 3: Yeah? Please?

625
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:51,920
Speaker 5: My theory is that hockey is mostly white, yes, and

626
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,920
Speaker 5: so like because I think every sport, like football, players

627
00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:56,600
Speaker 5: would love to punch each other in the face as well.

628
00:26:57,119 --> 00:26:59,280
Speaker 5: But football has a lot of black people in it,

629
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Speaker 5: and then people of it, and I think they don't

630
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:04,480
Speaker 5: want black people in white people's asses, right the optics.

631
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:09,120
Speaker 5: But on the other hand, is just white people beating

632
00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:09,840
Speaker 5: up white people?

633
00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:12,239
Speaker 1: Yeah. You know what this reminds me of is I

634
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:16,000
Speaker 1: was recently talking to someone about how, like in straight culture,

635
00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:19,080
Speaker 1: O pay me out. In straight culture, because there are

636
00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:22,880
Speaker 1: existing gender dynamics and gender stereotypes, it's much more difficult

637
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:30,080
Speaker 1: to experiment with like sexual uh you know, someone being

638
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:32,040
Speaker 1: the dominant one, someone being the submissive one, because you

639
00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:35,640
Speaker 1: are dealing with so many decades and centuries of history.

640
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:39,440
Speaker 1: Whereas with two gay people, they're starting on equal footing,

641
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:41,600
Speaker 1: so they can literally like punch each other and there's

642
00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:44,120
Speaker 1: nothing wrong with it. And I think that what you're

643
00:27:44,119 --> 00:27:46,240
Speaker 1: saying is like that. But for race and the rest

644
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:49,520
Speaker 1: of the sports, the optics of any sort of fighting

645
00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:52,560
Speaker 1: between white and black people have so much history that

646
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:54,760
Speaker 1: they are commenting on, whereas if it's just white people,

647
00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:55,800
Speaker 1: they can basically kill one.

648
00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:59,280
Speaker 5: When basketball was like super white, they would fight, yeah, right,

649
00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:01,840
Speaker 5: and then as it got black more than with Larry

650
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:03,959
Speaker 5: Bird got his asked well by them seventy six ers.

651
00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:06,119
Speaker 5: Then it was kind of like stop yeah yeah, not

652
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:07,680
Speaker 5: letting people punch each other around.

653
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:08,879
Speaker 3: Yeah wow.

654
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:13,000
Speaker 1: I mean basically like a homogeneous community ends up having

655
00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:14,760
Speaker 1: so much more violence and sin.

656
00:28:15,119 --> 00:28:16,480
Speaker 4: I think so hockey.

657
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:20,399
Speaker 1: Also, it's interesting to look at an ice rink. Okay,

658
00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:22,520
Speaker 1: like the ice it can be the gayest thing ever.

659
00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:24,840
Speaker 1: I mean figure skating is the gayest thing ever, right,

660
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:27,240
Speaker 1: or even going to the ice drink with your like.

661
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,520
Speaker 4: Not how these guys hockey bro?

662
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:32,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's and then it's and then it's like

663
00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:33,560
Speaker 1: the other end of the spectrum.

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Speaker 4: It's like super like super hetero. Yeah, but it's also

665
00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:37,920
Speaker 4: very you.

666
00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:39,200
Speaker 5: Have to be very skilled to do it. I think

667
00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:40,600
Speaker 5: that's one of the things that got me into it.

668
00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:42,800
Speaker 5: Seeing it up close, it's like, wow, they really got

669
00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:45,280
Speaker 5: to follow this little puck around. They on skates, They

670
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:47,920
Speaker 5: got to keep their balance, they aim the puck at things,

671
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:51,080
Speaker 5: they have to set up play. It's like the referees

672
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:52,680
Speaker 5: on skates, you know what I mean, Like, it's a

673
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:53,200
Speaker 5: lot going on.

674
00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:56,160
Speaker 2: It's actually very impressive that they're able to sell it

675
00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:59,240
Speaker 2: as masculine because I am. I'm literally like I forget

676
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:02,560
Speaker 2: the little little skates yeah around.

677
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:04,840
Speaker 1: And in fact, the queer version of that is roller Derby.

678
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:08,320
Speaker 1: That is so like, yeah, you know that lesbian movie

679
00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:09,440
Speaker 1: Elliot Page.

680
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:14,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, roller Derby is kind of like, yeah, it's kind

681
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:17,600
Speaker 5: of like that, but like, I don't know, Hockey's it's different.

682
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:20,320
Speaker 2: It's also confusing. What I've always been confused about with

683
00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:22,360
Speaker 2: hockey is it is like expensive. I feel like it

684
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:24,600
Speaker 2: was always wealthy people that were playing it, Yes, but

685
00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:25,520
Speaker 2: it also has.

686
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:26,960
Speaker 1: Like an air of working class.

687
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:27,080
Speaker 3: Ye.

688
00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:29,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, air of like trashy people.

689
00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:30,120
Speaker 3: Yeah. So I'm like, how can you?

690
00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:32,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, what is the yes, exactly, which is it? Which

691
00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:33,720
Speaker 1: is it? Yeah?

692
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:40,240
Speaker 4: I think it's I think it's like trashy middle class.

693
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:45,520
Speaker 1: I think that is absolutely got it. It is absolutely

694
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:49,320
Speaker 1: trashy middle class. Yes, which is actually such.

695
00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:52,800
Speaker 2: A They have a big basement, yeah, basement.

696
00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:53,520
Speaker 4: They got a pool table.

697
00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:53,920
Speaker 2: Yeah.

698
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:56,239
Speaker 5: But also the dad is really stressed out about how

699
00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:57,080
Speaker 5: to keep this all going.

700
00:29:57,440 --> 00:29:59,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, complains about money.

701
00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:02,640
Speaker 1: Every single and the money goes into like a home,

702
00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:06,240
Speaker 1: like a better TV. Yeah, it's not like a renovation

703
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:08,440
Speaker 1: where the mom is looking at swatches of wood.

704
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:10,959
Speaker 2: I'm I'm seeing the couple fight and being like, well,

705
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:12,520
Speaker 2: you're the one that wanted the kids to play hockey.

706
00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:14,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, exactly.

707
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:17,720
Speaker 1: The mom wears the uggs with the sparkly yes.

708
00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:22,040
Speaker 4: Like little pins, yes, yes, yes.

709
00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:24,840
Speaker 1: Little pins. She comes out of the hairdresser or the

710
00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:25,960
Speaker 1: hair is five feet tall.

711
00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:26,200
Speaker 3: Yeah.

712
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:29,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, she's like the bitch of that town.

713
00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:31,560
Speaker 1: I mean, you know what hockey is, Sarah Pale and

714
00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:35,760
Speaker 1: hockey like that is so a last mom with five

715
00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:40,600
Speaker 1: kids tattooed lipliner and she's there to support the boys,

716
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:42,160
Speaker 1: and she brought juice boxes.

717
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:45,480
Speaker 4: Son's getting a Nissan Xter exactly.

718
00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:48,560
Speaker 2: You know, I'm surprised there hasn't been a movie about

719
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:51,680
Speaker 2: like the closeted gay hockey player wanting.

720
00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:52,560
Speaker 3: To actually be a figure skater.

721
00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:55,880
Speaker 1: That seems like, yeah, I completely agree.

722
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,960
Speaker 4: And he's like doing tricks out there.

723
00:30:57,960 --> 00:30:58,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, and.

724
00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:02,440
Speaker 4: That makes him like the ill is because he's.

725
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:04,720
Speaker 1: Doing like right, well, it's after hours and he tells

726
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:06,800
Speaker 1: his parents, I'm going to go practice, yeah, but then

727
00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:09,280
Speaker 1: he's actually practicing the double axel yeah. And then the

728
00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:11,400
Speaker 1: coach comes and looks at him and he's like, what,

729
00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:14,320
Speaker 1: sissy boy, what are you doing? Here's what looks like.

730
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:18,160
Speaker 4: But then he does it in a championship game.

731
00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:21,280
Speaker 1: And makes that's what it makes the final goals.

732
00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:21,760
Speaker 4: Yeah.

733
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:22,280
Speaker 3: Wow.

734
00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:23,760
Speaker 1: And then the kids are.

735
00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:25,800
Speaker 4: Like, maybe gay Ship is so bad.

736
00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:29,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, all the other guys, all the other kids on

737
00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:30,800
Speaker 1: the team like turn around and start making out with

738
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:33,080
Speaker 1: one another. They're like, wait, are we all gay?

739
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:35,560
Speaker 3: I'm like, that's a beautiful film.

740
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:37,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree. We actually are very good at coming

741
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:41,640
Speaker 1: up with gay inspirational films. We had an idea that

742
00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:43,880
Speaker 1: we're going to do Americ first lesbian American girl doll.

743
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:47,120
Speaker 1: It's gonna be an IP movie like Barbie, but it's

744
00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:49,600
Speaker 1: gonna be about the first lesbian American girl like that. Yeah,

745
00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:51,040
Speaker 1: I mean, because all of them are like dress.

746
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:53,080
Speaker 5: I used to collect American girl dolls when that was

747
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:56,080
Speaker 5: like little, like you know, elementary school, like when they

748
00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:57,080
Speaker 5: first popped off.

749
00:31:57,880 --> 00:31:59,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I.

750
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:00,000
Speaker 4: Had some man.

751
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,880
Speaker 5: I thought I had Addie, I had mom My sister

752
00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:05,360
Speaker 5: was the one, the little Postcuay ship.

753
00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:09,840
Speaker 1: I forget all their name, and I remember there was

754
00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:11,920
Speaker 1: the first Native American one. I think her name was Kaya.

755
00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:14,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, Addie was the first black one, and of course

756
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:18,920
Speaker 5: she had to be a slave because America.

757
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,040
Speaker 1: Was she wait, so the first black one was a slave.

758
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:22,520
Speaker 5: Yes, she ran away with her mama to the north

759
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:24,960
Speaker 5: and lived in an attic because some lady seamstra shop.

760
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:27,240
Speaker 4: It was trash me and all the whites.

761
00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:31,200
Speaker 1: The white ones backstories are literally like mom had crash

762
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:31,960
Speaker 1: but then got better.

763
00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:33,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was.

764
00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:34,160
Speaker 4: Pretty like.

765
00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:36,040
Speaker 1: Down.

766
00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:38,560
Speaker 5: But I was excited that there was a black one period,

767
00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:39,720
Speaker 5: So I was into it.

768
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:41,600
Speaker 4: And like the author who wrote the books, they were

769
00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:44,120
Speaker 4: really good books. I'm not gonna lie. I have all

770
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:44,560
Speaker 4: three and.

771
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:47,000
Speaker 5: They were signed, so I'm not gonna lie. She they

772
00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:49,360
Speaker 5: were good books. But as an adult looking back, I'm like,

773
00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:51,240
Speaker 5: this bitch could have been It could have been the.

774
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:55,320
Speaker 4: Seventies, right, we didn't need this to be as late.

775
00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:57,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was sort of a Studio fifty four, like

776
00:32:57,320 --> 00:33:00,680
Speaker 1: she loves disco.

777
00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:03,760
Speaker 4: And yeah, ill about it that fast. We should do

778
00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:04,600
Speaker 4: a follow up on it.

779
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:07,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, he actually lived two hundred years.

780
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:09,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, she had two hundred years. She's seen a lot

781
00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:11,400
Speaker 1: in her dad, which is why she has to go

782
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:13,120
Speaker 1: dance dancing.

783
00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:14,840
Speaker 3: And she's so old she can't stay up plates, so

784
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:15,680
Speaker 3: she has to do a bunch of toke.

785
00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:18,400
Speaker 4: So this was the best part about this game. I

786
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:19,880
Speaker 4: should tell you actually.

787
00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:21,960
Speaker 5: Because this is the thing that made me go I'm

788
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:23,400
Speaker 5: going to forever be a hockey fan.

789
00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:26,880
Speaker 4: So the Rangers won, they want to. They won the

790
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:28,400
Speaker 4: fucking thing, Boom boom.

791
00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:30,960
Speaker 5: Yay, And then a big brawl broke out because they

792
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:33,280
Speaker 5: went to The Rangers were beating up the Arizona people

793
00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:35,040
Speaker 5: and they like beat the Arizona people's ass, and the

794
00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:37,080
Speaker 5: referees didn't do anything stop because the game was over.

795
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:39,160
Speaker 5: They were just pummeling these dudes by by bolic people

796
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:41,920
Speaker 5: are bleeding ship and then the Arizona people, because they

797
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:43,440
Speaker 5: got the ass beat, they had to like skate away

798
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:46,239
Speaker 5: all sad. So that was kind of cool to get

799
00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:47,640
Speaker 5: your ass beat on skates and then you got to

800
00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:49,760
Speaker 5: skate off like oh damn, I got sucked up. And

801
00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:52,440
Speaker 5: then the Rangers all stood in a circle and on

802
00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:53,880
Speaker 5: the ice, they made a circle and they held up

803
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:55,600
Speaker 5: their hockey sticks and everyone was just like banging on.

804
00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:57,400
Speaker 4: The glass like yeah, fucking beat their ass.

805
00:33:57,440 --> 00:33:58,960
Speaker 5: And I was like, that's so cool because you get

806
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:00,600
Speaker 5: to like beat the team in and then you get

807
00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:03,160
Speaker 5: to like beat them the fuck up, and that's awesome.

808
00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:06,520
Speaker 1: Well, the going away sad is really funny. Because skating

809
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:08,840
Speaker 1: is sort of inherently graceful, and you probably have to

810
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:10,840
Speaker 1: keep selling yourself like don't be graceful, don't be graceful,

811
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:13,120
Speaker 1: like don't be gay, just skate as straight as much.

812
00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:14,319
Speaker 4: Yeah, they were like skating mad.

813
00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:17,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it actually is so hard to do that

814
00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:18,440
Speaker 1: because you have to be.

815
00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:23,200
Speaker 2: Like wh wh Yeah, I'm realizing I'm my version of

816
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:27,160
Speaker 2: going to LA and getting on field to look for mmm?

817
00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:29,640
Speaker 3: Is that when I when I moved.

818
00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:32,960
Speaker 2: Here, I was like googling like gay stuff, and there

819
00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:34,719
Speaker 2: was like, oh, there's a gay hockey league, and I

820
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:36,799
Speaker 2: was like, oh, I'll do be a gay hockey player.

821
00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:39,120
Speaker 2: But it was like, I have never played hockey in

822
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:42,560
Speaker 2: my life. I've like ice skated a handful of times.

823
00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:44,560
Speaker 4: But you end up did you go check it out?

824
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:49,440
Speaker 1: Even damn such? Have you ever been in like a

825
00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:51,040
Speaker 1: gay sports league of any sort?

826
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:53,640
Speaker 4: No, but I've watched like like the Gay Lady Football.

827
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:58,760
Speaker 1: Yeah. I'm always curious about just like I love the concept.

828
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:01,600
Speaker 1: I like the concept too, but I'm also like, Okay,

829
00:35:01,719 --> 00:35:02,719
Speaker 1: so what's what are we.

830
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:05,799
Speaker 3: All doing after this? Like? Right, this is all like

831
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:07,080
Speaker 3: for sex? Right?

832
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:13,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is all like a sort of precursor to that, right, Yeah, the.

833
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:14,560
Speaker 4: Boys are so horny.

834
00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:20,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's true, and I have to say it's has

835
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:21,920
Speaker 1: only gotten worse as we know the.

836
00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:24,680
Speaker 4: Boys are bad, Like, yeah, all my male friends are

837
00:35:24,719 --> 00:35:27,000
Speaker 4: like you guys. I pray for y'all. I think you're

838
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:27,840
Speaker 4: ever going to get it together.

839
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:29,359
Speaker 1: I would say it is a disability.

840
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:32,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, the way y'all are horny and you have no

841
00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:35,080
Speaker 5: like Like I was thinking about this, I was like,

842
00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:38,960
Speaker 5: on both sides, right, there's no balance, right because it's

843
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:41,279
Speaker 5: just horny dude. With horny dude, you don't have no

844
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:43,440
Speaker 5: lady in there to be like, you need to calm down.

845
00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:46,719
Speaker 1: And Sidney Sweeney needs to step in.

846
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:48,400
Speaker 4: You need to relax.

847
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:52,759
Speaker 5: But then, like with two girls, there's no guy to

848
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:55,200
Speaker 5: make it horn up. So we can like sit around

849
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:57,560
Speaker 5: for two weeks and not fuck because there is no

850
00:35:57,880 --> 00:35:59,640
Speaker 5: horny horny as energy being.

851
00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:01,719
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, I don't fuck, I'm gonna die. But then

852
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:05,000
Speaker 1: not to stereotype. When you do fuck it lasts five hours.

853
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:08,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, absolutely, when we do get it on, it's

854
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:10,400
Speaker 5: going for a long I said, enough to fill your bankup.

855
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:13,400
Speaker 1: It's literally like, let's just rest play on the entire

856
00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:19,719
Speaker 1: mini series and my design it's over. We'll be almost ready.

857
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:22,680
Speaker 3: You know, I have been to one hockey game in

858
00:36:22,719 --> 00:36:28,319
Speaker 3: my life. Hmm long, oh, so long. I felt like

859
00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:29,080
Speaker 3: I was like, when is.

860
00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:30,879
Speaker 1: This like compared to other sports? Or is it because

861
00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:32,560
Speaker 1: you don't go to a lot of sports. Sorry, I

862
00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:35,240
Speaker 1: didn't mean that as a to attack you, huh.

863
00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:37,360
Speaker 4: I was just right, be true because I do go

864
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:38,520
Speaker 4: to a lot of sports.

865
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:41,040
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yes, all sports are longer than I think. I'm

866
00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:42,799
Speaker 2: sort of thinking that they should be like a cool

867
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:43,960
Speaker 2: sixty minutes to meet.

868
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:46,279
Speaker 1: The only two sports that exists are men's tennis and

869
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:48,440
Speaker 1: women's tennis, And for women's tennis, I was like, I

870
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:50,279
Speaker 1: wish it was longer for men's tennis. And I was like,

871
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:51,759
Speaker 1: how are we still doing this?

872
00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:55,480
Speaker 4: I feel like every every sport is at least an

873
00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:56,120
Speaker 4: hour and a half.

874
00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:57,480
Speaker 3: Yeah.

875
00:36:57,560 --> 00:37:00,760
Speaker 2: I really went with like, you know, irony in mind.

876
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:03,040
Speaker 2: I had a friend who was like really into hockey

877
00:37:03,239 --> 00:37:04,879
Speaker 2: and I was like, sure, I'll go with you.

878
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:08,279
Speaker 3: That sounds like. He was like, let's chug beers beforehand,

879
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:10,600
Speaker 3: and I was like sure, and then it was like

880
00:37:10,719 --> 00:37:12,759
Speaker 3: it just wasn't in you. No, about a half hour

881
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:14,640
Speaker 3: and I was like I'm ready to leave Long Island.

882
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:17,359
Speaker 4: Yeah, it wasn't in you. It's got to be in

883
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:18,680
Speaker 4: your spirit, and it just wasn't.

884
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:21,279
Speaker 2: And even you know when they're doing cheers and you

885
00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:23,480
Speaker 2: want to partake because you don't want to be like

886
00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:25,600
Speaker 2: a party hooper, but it just doesn't feel natural.

887
00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:26,400
Speaker 4: No, I don't know that.

888
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:29,560
Speaker 1: Do you get like I'm all in it? Yeah, I

889
00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:30,400
Speaker 1: go to sport in.

890
00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:34,359
Speaker 2: I would love to feel that, like just once I

891
00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:37,600
Speaker 2: know I'm all in, I'm like, yeah, I'm so self conscious.

892
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:39,960
Speaker 1: Yeah for us all we'd have to like it.

893
00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:40,960
Speaker 3: Just doesn't feel lived in.

894
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:42,920
Speaker 4: You feel like a fraud.

895
00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:44,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, you need to be with like a group of

896
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:45,560
Speaker 1: gay guys.

897
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:47,200
Speaker 4: That's why you should have went to gay hockey.

898
00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:50,439
Speaker 1: Gay hockey passing around the poppers, you do a leap,

899
00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:51,120
Speaker 1: a blasting.

900
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:53,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, you need it to be like your way.

901
00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:58,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, gay hockey better last twenty minutes than the rest is.

902
00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:00,600
Speaker 1: Twenty minutes and then a con start and then a

903
00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:01,400
Speaker 1: Caroline polcheck.

904
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:06,480
Speaker 3: Yeah god, yeah.

905
00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:08,239
Speaker 4: That you have. There's a version of it out there

906
00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:08,600
Speaker 4: for you.

907
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:09,920
Speaker 3: I'm gonna find it.

908
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:12,400
Speaker 1: Well, we had a sort of micro moment where we

909
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:15,319
Speaker 1: were like, is sports the future of I think when

910
00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:16,920
Speaker 1: we were coming out of the pandemic. We were so

911
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:20,480
Speaker 1: starved for communal experiences. And I had just gone to

912
00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:22,480
Speaker 1: again the only sport I watched, tennis. I just gone

913
00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:24,080
Speaker 1: to the US Opening, just had such an amazing time.

914
00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:25,799
Speaker 1: And Sam and I were like, we need to start

915
00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:28,080
Speaker 1: going to like maybe basketball games. I think that's like

916
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:29,000
Speaker 1: a good entry level.

917
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:31,359
Speaker 4: Yeah it is, and they're fun. That's my favorite thing

918
00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:32,640
Speaker 4: to do, just go to basketball games.

919
00:38:32,719 --> 00:38:33,600
Speaker 3: I mean, talk about another thing.

920
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:36,440
Speaker 2: I get jealous when I see people like our friends

921
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:39,240
Speaker 2: like going to the games and like having good tickets

922
00:38:39,239 --> 00:38:40,120
Speaker 2: and being like look.

923
00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:41,160
Speaker 3: At us and like cool.

924
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:43,200
Speaker 2: I'm sort of like, I know, even if someone were like,

925
00:38:43,239 --> 00:38:44,839
Speaker 2: do you want to come to this, I would be like.

926
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:48,919
Speaker 3: I should say yes, But like.

927
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:50,319
Speaker 4: You gotta go to a stray bar and let some

928
00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:51,680
Speaker 4: guys punch you in the shelves.

929
00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:53,600
Speaker 1: I think that would actually up.

930
00:38:56,719 --> 00:38:59,160
Speaker 3: That would be huge. Actually, that could change a lot.

931
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:03,240
Speaker 1: Maybe, like maybe gay men of our generation we're actually

932
00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:06,520
Speaker 1: not bullied enough. Like we need to like hire some

933
00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:10,200
Speaker 1: straight guys to give us some trauma, so something to

934
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:12,880
Speaker 1: write about, go watch to sport and peace.

935
00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:17,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, we do need more pressure, we need more something

936
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:20,000
Speaker 2: we have we do have it really easy right now.

937
00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:22,399
Speaker 1: I really do think we do.

938
00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:26,279
Speaker 2: Honestly, I'm having this thing we always talk about, like

939
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:28,879
Speaker 2: our you know, comedy bubble and like only knowing other

940
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:32,000
Speaker 2: gay comedians or whatever. I'm like in a room now

941
00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:34,400
Speaker 2: with this guy who's like so funny, lives in Bushwick

942
00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:36,360
Speaker 2: like blocks away from me, and I'm like, how have

943
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:37,200
Speaker 2: I never met you?

944
00:39:37,239 --> 00:39:38,719
Speaker 3: And it's like straight because he's straight.

945
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:42,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's like all I'm like they have, there's circles

946
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:44,399
Speaker 2: that we don't know just because we're obsessed with the gig.

947
00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:46,960
Speaker 4: I think that the boys get away with that. Yeah,

948
00:39:47,239 --> 00:39:49,560
Speaker 4: girls too, Yeah, you know what I mean.

949
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:51,920
Speaker 5: I think the boys can just like go super insolent

950
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:55,240
Speaker 5: like that. Yeah, like more like especially like a masculine

951
00:39:55,239 --> 00:39:55,799
Speaker 5: of cinner women.

952
00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:56,040
Speaker 3: I know.

953
00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:59,520
Speaker 5: It's like we have all the friends, we have friends friends,

954
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:01,960
Speaker 5: you know what I mean. It's like and a lot

955
00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:03,960
Speaker 5: of gay guys, I mean they're like, oh okay, dudes.

956
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:07,880
Speaker 1: Well I do think we said this many times, but

957
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:10,480
Speaker 1: it's like the lesbian lifestyle is literally utopia, and it's

958
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:12,520
Speaker 1: like if lesbians were in charge, there would be full

959
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:17,040
Speaker 1: of quality, Like we really do have it faced yeah,

960
00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:21,400
Speaker 1: and then gay guys like if anything would set us back,

961
00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:26,440
Speaker 1: like it would literally be like, okay, so for the inauguration,

962
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:29,440
Speaker 1: we can like have matching party favors and that's like

963
00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:31,399
Speaker 1: the end, yeah of their plan.

964
00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:33,719
Speaker 2: I feel like also and then fucking and then yeah

965
00:40:33,719 --> 00:40:36,040
Speaker 2: and fucking. It would definitely be a hornier world.

966
00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:37,759
Speaker 1: Yes, in your world for sure.

967
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:41,239
Speaker 3: Which you know give or to is sometimes worse.

968
00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:43,920
Speaker 5: Because like all my homies, I always find like, you know,

969
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:46,120
Speaker 5: they'll come over my house. My house is kind of

970
00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:49,120
Speaker 5: like a haven of lesbian love, you know what I mean?

971
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:52,680
Speaker 5: So what's always coming over? My girl's always cooking. It's

972
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:54,759
Speaker 5: kind of like a place where you can slow down

973
00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:57,560
Speaker 5: and stop fucking everything and kind of reflect on yourself.

974
00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:02,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, safe house, the gig. The gay guy has just

975
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:06,000
Speaker 1: been at like fourteen hours no Loaan's refuse party and

976
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:08,239
Speaker 1: he's like, I have to go to Sam jameson think

977
00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:09,120
Speaker 1: for one second.

978
00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:13,680
Speaker 5: That fris like they're gone on a popper bench fust

979
00:41:13,719 --> 00:41:15,919
Speaker 5: for like three days and they come looking weary eyes.

980
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:17,160
Speaker 1: You're like feeding them with the bottle.

981
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:22,759
Speaker 5: It's like cool, Wow, home for broken and then we

982
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:23,560
Speaker 5: always talk.

983
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:26,480
Speaker 4: It's like they're always like I just wish I had

984
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:27,160
Speaker 4: what you had.

985
00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:29,319
Speaker 5: And I want that and it's just so hard to

986
00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:31,279
Speaker 5: find that, and I'm like, oh, you want that real

987
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:33,239
Speaker 5: And then by the time it's midnight, they're in an

988
00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:34,840
Speaker 5: orgy and I'm like, baby, you don't want this.

989
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:37,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like if you want that name, name, one

990
00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:39,759
Speaker 1: action you have made to get to that point.

991
00:41:40,719 --> 00:41:45,359
Speaker 4: It's like you don't want at all the boy's art.

992
00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:47,000
Speaker 4: But I'm happy for y'all.

993
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:48,879
Speaker 3: Yeah. No, it's a beautiful life style.

994
00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:51,600
Speaker 5: Because on the other side, when I first came out,

995
00:41:51,719 --> 00:41:53,359
Speaker 5: it was like I just wanted to fuck a bunch

996
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:55,160
Speaker 5: of girls, and it was like that ain't even.

997
00:41:55,239 --> 00:41:56,040
Speaker 4: How this works.

998
00:41:56,400 --> 00:41:59,319
Speaker 5: Yeah it works, but you gotta do more work. Y'all

999
00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:02,000
Speaker 5: got like y'all got absolutely just but holes on them.

1000
00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:02,880
Speaker 5: You don't even gotta.

1001
00:42:02,719 --> 00:42:04,400
Speaker 3: Think, yeah, that's true.

1002
00:42:04,719 --> 00:42:08,600
Speaker 5: It's like, ain't no lesbian just pussy pussy pussy's And

1003
00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:09,960
Speaker 5: it's like, which one you want to lick?

1004
00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:11,080
Speaker 3: I am.

1005
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:16,160
Speaker 2: I'm surprised that there isn't even one no for lesbians.

1006
00:42:16,239 --> 00:42:18,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, women are not like that.

1007
00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:21,960
Speaker 1: Well in my experience. I hopefully I'm not speaking out

1008
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:23,440
Speaker 1: of turn, but you know, every time I've been really

1009
00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:27,040
Speaker 1: close to like lesbian friend group slash community, usually what

1010
00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:29,640
Speaker 1: ends up happening again in my limited experience is that

1011
00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:31,680
Speaker 1: there turns out to be like one headhn show and

1012
00:42:31,719 --> 00:42:37,080
Speaker 1: it's just like one hot you know butch lesbian who

1013
00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:40,960
Speaker 1: is the one that everyone She's like the queen Bee. Okay,

1014
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:43,799
Speaker 1: everybody want to everybody wants yes, whereas with gig guys,

1015
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:46,600
Speaker 1: it's almost more like it's more of a it's Madam Webb,

1016
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:50,040
Speaker 1: it's more of a Webb.

1017
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:52,440
Speaker 5: Also, it's like you have to you have to like

1018
00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:55,719
Speaker 5: not to say women don't have casual sex all that,

1019
00:42:55,880 --> 00:42:59,319
Speaker 5: but it's just a different entry point into that casual Yes, yes,

1020
00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:01,600
Speaker 5: you know what I'm saying, Like, because women still want

1021
00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:06,880
Speaker 5: to feel like Dante and valuable, so to just like

1022
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:09,799
Speaker 5: spread the asshole open and only show they still want

1023
00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:10,800
Speaker 5: to like they face.

1024
00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:16,120
Speaker 1: Yes, it's funny how you have to like me. It's

1025
00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:18,880
Speaker 1: funny how women sort of gay women have self respect

1026
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:19,759
Speaker 1: and gay guys don't.

1027
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:22,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've never felt like that.

1028
00:43:23,080 --> 00:43:24,880
Speaker 5: They're literally like you have to still like all of

1029
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:28,680
Speaker 5: me and like tell me I'm pretty, Yeah, like just

1030
00:43:28,719 --> 00:43:29,560
Speaker 5: look at my butthole.

1031
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:31,040
Speaker 4: Is that good enough of you?

1032
00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:32,680
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1033
00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:35,000
Speaker 2: I mean sometimes you just don't want to know people's

1034
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:38,200
Speaker 2: whole deal and my whole deal. We do mean face,

1035
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:45,520
Speaker 2: it actually makes a name.

1036
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:48,440
Speaker 1: Something I have like struggled with is like I don't

1037
00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:50,600
Speaker 1: I'm not all the way out of the you know,

1038
00:43:50,719 --> 00:43:53,000
Speaker 1: butthole on the end of the spectrum. But I also

1039
00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:55,200
Speaker 1: don't necessarily, you know, want to fall in love with someone.

1040
00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:58,239
Speaker 1: You so I want a little to know a little

1041
00:43:58,280 --> 00:44:00,520
Speaker 1: bit about someone, just to get a little like, okay,

1042
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:02,839
Speaker 1: what can we connect on whatever? But then it's a

1043
00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:05,160
Speaker 1: fine line because as soon because then there's gonna be

1044
00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:07,560
Speaker 1: one more personal fact and I'm like and I'm out, Yeah,

1045
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:09,359
Speaker 1: I actually did not need to know about my mind.

1046
00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:13,240
Speaker 5: I think the boys can be like boys are like boys,

1047
00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:16,400
Speaker 5: you know, like they don't mind getting dirty.

1048
00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:17,400
Speaker 4: They don't mind you know.

1049
00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:20,120
Speaker 5: So it's like there's that too, Like I don't even

1050
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:21,879
Speaker 5: know how i'd feel about a woman who's like, I'm

1051
00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:25,320
Speaker 5: in the restroom at SAX, Come eat my pussy, bitch,

1052
00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:29,880
Speaker 5: you're nasty. I'm not eating that nasty girl's pussy.

1053
00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:32,640
Speaker 4: Like got here. I don't know.

1054
00:44:33,239 --> 00:44:38,480
Speaker 1: Even at Sacks, I'm on the station. It's not like, yeah,

1055
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:41,000
Speaker 1: if she's like I met North from Rack the dressing room,

1056
00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:44,600
Speaker 1: I'm like, right, maybe that's not But you know we're

1057
00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:47,840
Speaker 1: talking at Barney Sacks, like I think something could happen there.

1058
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:52,080
Speaker 3: Wow, Yeah, I don't have the same judgment.

1059
00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:55,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean it's it's a level of like fear

1060
00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:55,920
Speaker 5: for sure.

1061
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:58,279
Speaker 2: My thing is I'm always like I want to do

1062
00:44:58,320 --> 00:45:00,239
Speaker 2: the most dangerous thing ever, but then when it comes do,

1063
00:45:00,360 --> 00:45:02,120
Speaker 2: I get scared and don't want to know. So I'm

1064
00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:05,399
Speaker 2: always in the stage of like wanting to but never

1065
00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:06,000
Speaker 2: going for it.

1066
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,239
Speaker 1: But that's sort of what it's all about, isn't that. Yeah,

1067
00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:10,000
Speaker 1: Because then if you do go all the way, then

1068
00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:11,400
Speaker 1: what is left?

1069
00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:11,839
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1070
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:13,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, And it's just like I don't know, I don't know.

1071
00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:16,520
Speaker 5: The boys are just y'all just fuck wild. Like I

1072
00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:19,239
Speaker 5: discovered the series of portals where it's just a bunch

1073
00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:21,840
Speaker 5: of like hood black niggas fucking in the park.

1074
00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:26,719
Speaker 4: M you know what I'm talking about. It's insane.

1075
00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:29,840
Speaker 5: But the boys are fucking wild. They all got on

1076
00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:33,279
Speaker 5: Sisty's bro. They all wear shisty so you can't see them.

1077
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:35,879
Speaker 5: Some gon't be having guns, and they're like, we're doing

1078
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:41,319
Speaker 5: that so aggressive, doing gay stuff. And they're like in

1079
00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:45,080
Speaker 5: a public park, like off a camera phone, just like

1080
00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:49,319
Speaker 5: getting ahead and like it's fucking crazy and I'm sorry.

1081
00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:51,480
Speaker 1: We're not in a sacks fitting room.

1082
00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:55,800
Speaker 4: The boys are just a wild Yeah.

1083
00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:58,360
Speaker 1: Wow, you know, it's a rich history.

1084
00:45:58,480 --> 00:46:00,239
Speaker 3: It is a rich history.

1085
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:02,239
Speaker 5: And I think that's progress. When I saw those boys, though,

1086
00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:05,400
Speaker 5: I felt happy. I was like, Okay, this is progress.

1087
00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:06,600
Speaker 3: Yeah. Absolutely.

1088
00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:11,080
Speaker 1: What what I'm trying to think with the equivalent, basically,

1089
00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:12,960
Speaker 1: like the history of gay men is like figuring out

1090
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:15,160
Speaker 1: different ways to have sex in public? What is the

1091
00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:18,480
Speaker 1: equivalent for lesbians? Different ways to be a singer songwriter.

1092
00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:23,800
Speaker 4: It's so sad actually, but it's so much more tamed.

1093
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:27,480
Speaker 5: Because even if we're gonna be like nasty hose, right,

1094
00:46:27,520 --> 00:46:30,120
Speaker 5: even if like we have a freak off nasty session,

1095
00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:31,359
Speaker 5: we're planning it.

1096
00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:34,440
Speaker 4: There's like a buffet, like we got cantering. It's a

1097
00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:36,200
Speaker 4: nice house. We're gonna invite.

1098
00:46:36,239 --> 00:46:39,839
Speaker 5: We're gonna invite come over, like we'll have wine, will

1099
00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:40,520
Speaker 5: so talk.

1100
00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:44,880
Speaker 1: It's not like you're doing like consensus voting on every person. Yes,

1101
00:46:46,520 --> 00:46:50,000
Speaker 1: there's landoledgment. The meeting to plan the event is actually longer.

1102
00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:54,640
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, it's like that. It's not like just we

1103
00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:59,319
Speaker 5: could pop it off right here. Yeah, in the park,

1104
00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:01,160
Speaker 5: we definitely not doing it in the park. And also

1105
00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:03,080
Speaker 5: it's just more complicated for us, like we got to

1106
00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:04,840
Speaker 5: pull all whole pussies out. We gotta get on the

1107
00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:07,400
Speaker 5: ground ship and a lot I gotta go on. You

1108
00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:09,200
Speaker 5: just stick a little thing out your shorts and you

1109
00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:13,759
Speaker 5: could go crazy, and it's like we just more competitions.

1110
00:47:13,239 --> 00:47:15,839
Speaker 1: But a penis actually has to come out, whereas like.

1111
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:17,000
Speaker 4: What I'm saying, once is hard.

1112
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:20,040
Speaker 5: Bro, you could just boop and you're there, Like you

1113
00:47:20,080 --> 00:47:22,839
Speaker 5: gotta a whole bunch gotta come out for real.

1114
00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:25,799
Speaker 4: It's like a whole thing.

1115
00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:29,360
Speaker 2: Well, I feel like this is such a beautiful meeting

1116
00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:30,239
Speaker 2: of cultures.

1117
00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:35,160
Speaker 1: I know, I'm learning so much. I was the other day,

1118
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:37,759
Speaker 1: just two days ago, I was coming back from the

1119
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:40,239
Speaker 1: gym and I had forgotten underwear. So I was just

1120
00:47:40,239 --> 00:47:42,120
Speaker 1: like wearing and I only had like a ten minute

1121
00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:43,320
Speaker 1: walk from the gym to my house with not a

1122
00:47:43,320 --> 00:47:45,840
Speaker 1: big deal. But I was just wearing pants with no

1123
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,560
Speaker 1: underwear because I didn't have any, and I was ringing

1124
00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:49,399
Speaker 1: pants that had a button.

1125
00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:51,560
Speaker 4: How did you How did you forget the underwear?

1126
00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:53,680
Speaker 1: I just like was packing my gym bag.

1127
00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:56,320
Speaker 5: Oh I just did put it and then you sweat

1128
00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:58,000
Speaker 5: it out the ways and you're like, that's.

1129
00:47:57,960 --> 00:48:00,000
Speaker 1: Exactly okay, and it's like a ten minute walk. I'm like,

1130
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:01,920
Speaker 1: I'll be fine. I was wearing pants that had a

1131
00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:05,440
Speaker 1: button fly, and I swear it not rather than a

1132
00:48:05,480 --> 00:48:08,239
Speaker 1: zipper one. So I was like jeans in fact, these

1133
00:48:08,280 --> 00:48:09,279
Speaker 1: exact geens they had.

1134
00:48:09,360 --> 00:48:10,520
Speaker 4: Like that wasn't chasing.

1135
00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:15,759
Speaker 1: I wouldn't say chafing. It's definitely felt airy. There was

1136
00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:18,600
Speaker 1: wind that was going through the for the buttons. Yeah,

1137
00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:22,880
Speaker 1: so I was. I made some sort of sudden movement

1138
00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:26,080
Speaker 1: and I'm not joking. Two buttons popped open. So I

1139
00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:28,239
Speaker 1: looked down and truly, if someone had been in front

1140
00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:31,400
Speaker 1: of me, they could have seen through that area, and

1141
00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:33,000
Speaker 1: so I, you know, I made sure no one was there.

1142
00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:35,440
Speaker 1: I sort of went into a corner to like basically

1143
00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:38,040
Speaker 1: button the two buttons. Look to my left. I am

1144
00:48:38,120 --> 00:48:43,280
Speaker 1: in front of an elementary school. So that's my story.

1145
00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:47,319
Speaker 1: Sometimes you just are like wait, and.

1146
00:48:47,239 --> 00:48:49,200
Speaker 5: That's also messed up. I don't like because I have

1147
00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:50,800
Speaker 5: a lot of male friends. I don't like how scared

1148
00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:52,880
Speaker 5: you guys are about your dick being out because you know,

1149
00:48:52,960 --> 00:48:54,600
Speaker 5: like you'll go to jail. I think there needs to

1150
00:48:54,600 --> 00:48:57,080
Speaker 5: be some balance in that because women aren't that like

1151
00:48:57,120 --> 00:48:58,919
Speaker 5: if something like we don't want it because we don't

1152
00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:01,799
Speaker 5: want people to see it, but not like, oh my god,

1153
00:49:01,960 --> 00:49:04,399
Speaker 5: I might be a criminal, you know, like that fucked up.

1154
00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:08,400
Speaker 1: Well, men are just more menacing overall, like whether they're straight,

1155
00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:09,600
Speaker 1: gay or whatever. I know.

1156
00:49:09,719 --> 00:49:12,520
Speaker 5: But if we want true equality, we can't be like

1157
00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:13,600
Speaker 5: persecute and guys.

1158
00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:18,759
Speaker 1: You know what made more women like streakers or like flashers.

1159
00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:22,000
Speaker 1: I actually think that would really because we don't need

1160
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:25,080
Speaker 1: them to commit actual violent crimes, just like for more

1161
00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:27,320
Speaker 1: women subway masturbators.

1162
00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:29,479
Speaker 5: I think we need to be able to at least

1163
00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:33,120
Speaker 5: go topless, Like yeah, that's the thing, like like just

1164
00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:34,759
Speaker 5: in day to day, Yeah, like I would love to

1165
00:49:34,760 --> 00:49:37,000
Speaker 5: have the titties out more than I'm allowed to. Like,

1166
00:49:37,080 --> 00:49:39,560
Speaker 5: even when I did Pause and I did the Titties episode,

1167
00:49:40,280 --> 00:49:42,719
Speaker 5: we had to like get all this shit from the

1168
00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:45,439
Speaker 5: police seriously, Like we had to go to the City

1169
00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:47,719
Speaker 5: of New York and be like some titties gonna be out,

1170
00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:50,759
Speaker 5: And it was like where what street and what time right,

1171
00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:54,160
Speaker 5: And it was all these regulations and rules around when

1172
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:56,480
Speaker 5: the titties could come out, how long the titties could

1173
00:49:56,520 --> 00:49:57,960
Speaker 5: be out on the same network.

1174
00:49:58,040 --> 00:50:01,040
Speaker 1: They had the siblings each other and dude.

1175
00:50:01,080 --> 00:50:03,280
Speaker 4: Like, dudes just can walk. It was like a hole

1176
00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:05,480
Speaker 4: to do. It was like a whole thing.

1177
00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:07,120
Speaker 5: We had to get like a thing from the city

1178
00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:09,000
Speaker 5: to make it okay for my titties to be out.

1179
00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:10,399
Speaker 4: And I'm like, see, this is.

1180
00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:11,560
Speaker 1: The patriotic Adams.

1181
00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:12,880
Speaker 3: Is the problem.

1182
00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:16,720
Speaker 5: I'm not allowed to just whip these things out whatever

1183
00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:18,520
Speaker 5: I feel so inclined to.

1184
00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:19,680
Speaker 3: I thought it was allowed.

1185
00:50:19,719 --> 00:50:21,239
Speaker 4: Now, no, baby I had.

1186
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:24,359
Speaker 1: It's well, in fact, it's probably only allowed if you're

1187
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:27,320
Speaker 1: actively breastfeeding. Yeah, you have to carry around.

1188
00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:29,479
Speaker 4: Your American I had to like get some ship.

1189
00:50:29,680 --> 00:50:31,680
Speaker 5: That's crazy, and it was like a certain length of

1190
00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:33,759
Speaker 5: street and they were like, and we couldn't do it

1191
00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:35,920
Speaker 5: in Manhattan. They were like, no titties out in Manhattan.

1192
00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:37,839
Speaker 5: They were like, you can't do it there.

1193
00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:41,600
Speaker 1: Right now, You're like, we'll see you in a story.

1194
00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:47,440
Speaker 1: I love it. Wow, my god, we should do a

1195
00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:49,000
Speaker 1: Dick's out episode of Straighter Lab.

1196
00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:52,799
Speaker 2: You should do you remember remember the like it kind

1197
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:55,319
Speaker 2: of went viral, the like rap Simmons look where they

1198
00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:56,600
Speaker 2: had like little dick windows.

1199
00:50:56,680 --> 00:50:59,359
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I was like that would be so.

1200
00:51:01,320 --> 00:51:04,000
Speaker 4: Really whack it on the train. I was thinking about this.

1201
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:06,279
Speaker 1: Right, you need to have like a candle it.

1202
00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:08,319
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just feel like we got to get them.

1203
00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:10,680
Speaker 5: Seriously, I'm just thinking about like, Wow, I'm masturbate. It's

1204
00:51:10,719 --> 00:51:12,400
Speaker 5: like it's a mood, it's a vibe. If it's a

1205
00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:15,040
Speaker 5: like that's the part of men I don't get. It's

1206
00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:18,040
Speaker 5: like there's a bunch of strangers around, Like that's so uncomfortable.

1207
00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:21,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's like what we used to say,

1208
00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:24,879
Speaker 1: like men are literal, women are metaphorical. Like men, it's

1209
00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:27,719
Speaker 1: like sexist. It's literally like it's flasted, then it's hard,

1210
00:51:27,719 --> 00:51:30,040
Speaker 1: and then it has to go somewhere, whereas with women

1211
00:51:30,040 --> 00:51:32,319
Speaker 1: it's like, well, she has to write a novel and

1212
00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:36,040
Speaker 1: then if that novel does well commercially, she can have sex.

1213
00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:43,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like you need a personal wind. Yeah.

1214
00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:45,600
Speaker 5: I was thinking about that ship with my girl because

1215
00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:47,920
Speaker 5: I was like, you know, it's so weird because I'm

1216
00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:49,759
Speaker 5: so my Homeman'm like there's so many times we can

1217
00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:52,640
Speaker 5: we'll get in a fight and like sex would probably

1218
00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:57,480
Speaker 5: fix it. Sex will probably fix this alter case wheremen,

1219
00:51:57,520 --> 00:51:59,360
Speaker 5: but we're both women, so we're both like, no, I

1220
00:51:59,400 --> 00:52:03,560
Speaker 5: need to feel heard and I need to feel retributed

1221
00:52:03,760 --> 00:52:07,040
Speaker 5: before my vagina will be released. Yeah, and so it's

1222
00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:11,520
Speaker 5: just like a too stalemate of a situation because it's like, yes,

1223
00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:13,160
Speaker 5: I'm a Maska wine, but I'm a woman. So it's

1224
00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:14,920
Speaker 5: like if you upset me and I feel like you

1225
00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:18,120
Speaker 5: are still not getting it now, we're not fucking We're

1226
00:52:18,120 --> 00:52:20,200
Speaker 5: not that we are not.

1227
00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:22,480
Speaker 2: I mean I do feel that in my relationship as well.

1228
00:52:22,480 --> 00:52:24,239
Speaker 2: There's so many times when if we're fighting, I'm like,

1229
00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:25,840
Speaker 2: oh wait, do we just need to I.

1230
00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:28,359
Speaker 1: Know it really, I do wish it was just as

1231
00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:30,080
Speaker 1: easy as like flipping on a sweat.

1232
00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:31,800
Speaker 4: Because it would fix it. It really would.

1233
00:52:32,320 --> 00:52:33,000
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1234
00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:37,160
Speaker 1: I actually think that it would actually work in other

1235
00:52:37,239 --> 00:52:41,960
Speaker 1: context too, even professionals, Like I am just thinking like

1236
00:52:41,960 --> 00:52:46,160
Speaker 1: we're if everyone, like in a work meeting was like

1237
00:52:46,239 --> 00:52:48,640
Speaker 1: pissed because someone didn't do the presentation right, it's like,

1238
00:52:49,440 --> 00:52:53,760
Speaker 1: I don't know, and if we just explore each other's body.

1239
00:52:54,840 --> 00:52:57,480
Speaker 2: We had like a full hr meeting And I've actually

1240
00:52:57,480 --> 00:52:59,399
Speaker 2: never been so scared of sex in my life.

1241
00:52:59,440 --> 00:53:01,680
Speaker 3: Oh I know, I was like, oh my god, so

1242
00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:02,560
Speaker 3: much is illegal.

1243
00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:05,920
Speaker 2: I'm actually like this podcast we're recording right now is illegal,

1244
00:53:05,960 --> 00:53:08,480
Speaker 2: Like we're actually and we will be arrested.

1245
00:53:08,640 --> 00:53:11,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're debby harassing everybody in this Ye.

1246
00:53:11,520 --> 00:53:14,120
Speaker 1: Well, the same people that arrested that arrested Sam for

1247
00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:16,319
Speaker 1: doing a boobs out episode going to come and arrest us.

1248
00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:19,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh my god, wow should we? I mean, so

1249
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:20,960
Speaker 3: that's pretty much hockey.

1250
00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:25,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's hockey. Yeah, any final thoughts on hockey?

1251
00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:26,840
Speaker 4: No, I mean, I'm just gonna keep going.

1252
00:53:26,960 --> 00:53:29,399
Speaker 5: Also, the kid from Stranger Things goes all the time,

1253
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:30,920
Speaker 5: and we're kind of becoming hockey friends.

1254
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:32,680
Speaker 3: Which kid question?

1255
00:53:33,160 --> 00:53:34,000
Speaker 4: He plays? Dustin?

1256
00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:35,440
Speaker 3: Oh?

1257
00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:36,239
Speaker 1: Sure, which one?

1258
00:53:36,400 --> 00:53:38,480
Speaker 3: He's the whoa?

1259
00:53:38,680 --> 00:53:43,160
Speaker 4: I didn't say that. Now I like him?

1260
00:53:43,239 --> 00:53:44,040
Speaker 3: Okay, cut that.

1261
00:53:47,160 --> 00:53:49,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was trying to. I was looking up his

1262
00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:51,680
Speaker 4: name so we could we could save this.

1263
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:59,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, take it. He's the talented one. He's

1264
00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:02,640
Speaker 1: so talent into that kid. I love all the ads

1265
00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:04,360
Speaker 1: he does for like Verizon or something.

1266
00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:06,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's the one that does the ads.

1267
00:54:06,640 --> 00:54:08,600
Speaker 5: I did call him Dustin the first time I met him,

1268
00:54:08,600 --> 00:54:10,520
Speaker 5: and he responded he was nice because he could have

1269
00:54:10,520 --> 00:54:12,279
Speaker 5: been like bitch, that's not I was like, yo, Dustin.

1270
00:54:12,360 --> 00:54:13,920
Speaker 4: He was always I was like those.

1271
00:54:13,760 --> 00:54:17,120
Speaker 1: Kids, the boys. The boys all seem to be pretty

1272
00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:18,960
Speaker 1: well adjusted, and then Millie Bobby Brown. You know, it

1273
00:54:19,040 --> 00:54:19,799
Speaker 1: is a whole other thing.

1274
00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:22,000
Speaker 3: Yeah. I hope she's doing okay.

1275
00:54:23,239 --> 00:54:24,120
Speaker 1: Genuinely same.

1276
00:54:26,239 --> 00:54:27,400
Speaker 3: I hope they're all doing okay.

1277
00:54:27,520 --> 00:54:29,960
Speaker 1: I do too. It's such a hard business. Yeah, but

1278
00:54:30,080 --> 00:54:32,640
Speaker 1: at least they have Winona Rider as their on screen mom.

1279
00:54:32,920 --> 00:54:33,680
Speaker 3: Yeah that's cool.

1280
00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:41,920
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1281
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:43,399
Speaker 3: Should we do our final segment? Yeah?

1282
00:54:43,480 --> 00:54:43,799
Speaker 1: Why not?

1283
00:54:44,960 --> 00:54:45,200
Speaker 3: Okay?

1284
00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:47,560
Speaker 2: Final segment is called shout outs, And in this segment

1285
00:54:47,560 --> 00:54:49,600
Speaker 2: we pay homage to the grand straight tradition of the

1286
00:54:49,680 --> 00:54:52,080
Speaker 2: radio shout out and give a shout out to anything

1287
00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:55,279
Speaker 2: that we enjoy at all. Uh, do you have one?

1288
00:54:56,040 --> 00:54:56,760
Speaker 2: We'll go first.

1289
00:54:56,840 --> 00:54:59,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I can, I can, I can think of

1290
00:54:59,840 --> 00:55:03,880
Speaker 1: my what's up everyone back home? I want to give

1291
00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:08,480
Speaker 1: a shout out to Tracy Omen and also frankly to

1292
00:55:08,560 --> 00:55:14,279
Speaker 1: Larry David for twenty five years of incredible television. I

1293
00:55:14,320 --> 00:55:17,160
Speaker 1: am starting the latest season of Curb, the last season,

1294
00:55:17,200 --> 00:55:20,319
Speaker 1: the final season, and I just feel such gratitude that

1295
00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:23,760
Speaker 1: I have grown up with the comedy stylings of Larry David.

1296
00:55:23,960 --> 00:55:28,480
Speaker 1: He has shaped me so completely. Tracy to have Tracy

1297
00:55:28,520 --> 00:55:30,640
Speaker 1: Omen in that role as an absolute stroke of genius.

1298
00:55:30,680 --> 00:55:33,360
Speaker 1: She is one of our best and I could not

1299
00:55:33,480 --> 00:55:35,920
Speaker 1: be happier to see them on my screen. Every Sunday,

1300
00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:40,040
Speaker 1: Larry David shout out from Brooklyn, New York spiritually, even

1301
00:55:40,040 --> 00:55:43,040
Speaker 1: though we're in midtown, loveat come on the pod.

1302
00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:45,439
Speaker 3: Oh please, Okay, I have one.

1303
00:55:46,320 --> 00:55:49,320
Speaker 2: What's up freak losers and perverts around the globe.

1304
00:55:49,360 --> 00:55:51,200
Speaker 3: I want to give a huge shout out to rushing

1305
00:55:51,320 --> 00:55:52,479
Speaker 3: around in New York.

1306
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:55,400
Speaker 2: This is a feeling that I you know, I have

1307
00:55:55,480 --> 00:55:58,799
Speaker 2: not felt over a month because I've been in La

1308
00:55:58,920 --> 00:56:01,480
Speaker 2: where everything moves a little bit slower and it's boring.

1309
00:56:02,040 --> 00:56:04,759
Speaker 2: But in New York, I was running late, I was

1310
00:56:05,960 --> 00:56:08,960
Speaker 2: passing people on the sidewalk. I was saying hello while

1311
00:56:08,960 --> 00:56:09,560
Speaker 2: people were not.

1312
00:56:09,480 --> 00:56:10,719
Speaker 3: Going up the stairs fast enough.

1313
00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:13,279
Speaker 2: I hate chipole passing anyone that's ever eating tibolet in

1314
00:56:13,320 --> 00:56:18,560
Speaker 2: their life. And I felt alive. I'm back. I was

1315
00:56:18,600 --> 00:56:20,040
Speaker 2: gonna say I'm never gonna leave, but that's not sure.

1316
00:56:20,040 --> 00:56:23,160
Speaker 2: I'm leaving on Sunday, and then who knows what the

1317
00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:26,200
Speaker 2: future holds. But I love rushing around New York City.

1318
00:56:28,120 --> 00:56:29,800
Speaker 4: These are the gayest shoutouts.

1319
00:56:29,840 --> 00:56:34,600
Speaker 5: I'm I'm plantic earth, you know, they're like descriptions.

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Speaker 4: Shoutouts is just a list.

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Speaker 5: You just like shoutouts to chickens, shout out my grandma,

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Speaker 5: shout out to you.

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Speaker 4: Just list them all.

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Speaker 5: All right, I'm gonna do it, y'all way, I'm gonna

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Speaker 5: give a shout out to peers. I've been eating a

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Speaker 5: lot of pears lately. I used to eat them as

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Speaker 5: a kid, and I kind of just stopped. And now

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Speaker 5: I'm like in love again. There's so many different kinds.

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Speaker 5: I like those like expensive rich womans, the rich nigga

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Speaker 5: pairs that come in the box.

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Speaker 4: You know what I'm talking about. Bongs is juicy. You know,

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Speaker 4: it's feeling.

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Speaker 5: I eat a pair, I'm like, I'm good for at

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Speaker 5: least half the day. I don't got to really eat

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Speaker 5: till dinner. I love that about it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, shout out to parents. Man, God, we did good thing.

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Speaker 1: A real rich person's fruit. I have to say.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they're kind of kind of alt even.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well they're yeah, yeah, I guess I just feel

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Speaker 1: like a basket of like beautiful pairs.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, like goldie ones.

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Speaker 1: It's like a gift Oprah would send you for winning

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Speaker 1: an Emmy.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and I would like that. I would be so

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Speaker 5: happy about it. And when they're cold, come man.

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Speaker 1: Also it's like I feel like it's something that you

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Speaker 1: see on a menu, like some something with poached pair.

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Speaker 1: It'll be like mm hm, pork with poached pairs or something.

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Speaker 3: Wow, I really am rethinking my relationship with pairs.

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Speaker 1: Well, they are really the alt Apple.

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Speaker 5: They're the old Apple, of course, and it's like it's better.

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Speaker 5: Like I'm kind of like, get that bitch ass apple

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Speaker 5: my face.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I actually go up, you know, like, yeah, there

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Speaker 1: is something about It's almost like Apple is Salon or sorry,

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Speaker 1: Apple is Beyonce in Paris. No offensive, of course, but

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Speaker 1: it is more elevated.

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Speaker 3: Well, Sam, thanks for doing the podcast. This has been great,

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Speaker 3: Thanks for having me delight.

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