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Speaker 2: Okay o, P, this is okay op. I'm Samuel Dnner

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Speaker 2: and I'm John Fry uh huh. And these the best

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Speaker 2: and the funniest stories on Wicked Bird. Hell yeah, that's

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Speaker 2: kind of sick. But John, I heard you have a

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Speaker 1: I do, I do, But first I have to asked

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Speaker 2: You know, we got it was straight fire. It was

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Speaker 1: But you know, we gotta, you know, have a little

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Speaker 1: straight to the business. I think I think most of

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Speaker 1: us in this world have had, you know, different messes

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Speaker 1: What's What's what's a fun funny uh mess that you've

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Speaker 2: Oh jeez, I okay, oh sorry, I have some. I

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Speaker 2: have some. I have to specify. What's a lie that

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Speaker 2: somebody that you were in a relationship told you? Oh

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Speaker 2: why yeah? Like the clothing one, right, the clothing one yeah,

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Speaker 2: the one where she like lied that she oh yeah, okay,

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Speaker 2: so John just knows me too well. Yeah. Yeah. So

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Speaker 2: so my first real girlfriend or second real girlfriend. Should

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Speaker 2: I say her name? No, you can omit, admit her

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Speaker 2: new name Addison Addison there you go. Uh so not

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Speaker 2: Addison Ray. So that's not public yet. My my long

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Speaker 2: she like she I'm like I see this skirt. I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 2: do not care about the skirt. You You're like, oh wait, yeah,

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Speaker 2: She sends me a receipt of this very poorly doctored

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Speaker 2: and we basically have this whole conversation. I'm like, why

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Speaker 2: freaking skirt. Like, if you're gonna edit it, at least

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Speaker 2: Yeah, No, that she doctored the doctor receipt with Comic Sands. Yeah, ridiculous. Wow.

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Speaker 1: Well well that was that was more of a doozy

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Speaker 1: But we do have another story for you, Samuel, about

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Speaker 2: Some hurt feelings. All right, let's hear it. I blew

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Speaker 1: So my sister twenty got out of a terrible relationship

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Speaker 1: What's funny is like she's it's most people like show

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Speaker 1: My sister was dealing with a handful of issues like

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Speaker 2: This is what babies do? They cry? Man, They eat, sleep, whoop,

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Speaker 2: So I contacted relatives, but they knew nothing. Jeez.

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Speaker 1: I was in shock as she explained that she's not

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Speaker 1: He said I was being unfair and it was wrong

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Speaker 1: I get that it's his house too, but I don't

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Speaker 2: like a sociopath and like everything combined. This husband needs

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Speaker 2: It's evil, Like it's evil, and like he like he

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Speaker 2: Like the thing is, it's like it's not like he

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Speaker 2: he wouldn't look evil, but he looks evil. Yeah. See

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Speaker 1: Is it sociopath the one where you like don't basically

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you just have like no conscience. That is this

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